Borgir edition

Eaten : >>212884105

Morning

Good morning /med/.

>>212917788 (OP)
instead of making another dogshit thread, you should give me my qt 3.14 French gf already you frog

Good morning, sisters.
Thankfully slept really well so I'm completely rested now anc feeling comfy. Finna make a cuppa soon to start the weekend.

>>212918661
Why is a single arm db bench harder than benching dbs with both arms? Sure, you need to also focus on not falling off the bench, but for that you use your obliques, not your chest.

>>212919067
Stability, but once you improve your stability you should be able to match the weight or get very close, think pistol squat vs single leg leg press, which one do you think will move more weight?
In the single arm db bench if you use your other arm for bracing you should also be able to move more weight.
Single arm db bench press is kind of gimmicky for hypertrophy btw, you spend more time in doing an exercise you can load less.

good morning medoids
finna take 2,5 hours of public transit in an hour to cover a distance that would take 40 minutes by car
also, me on the left

>>212919067
>>212919235
honestly, do you find lifting fun?
obviously I'm coping because I'm dyel, but I never found strength training as fun as say cycling

>>212919235
I see.
I wanted to try training obliques a bit by doing unilateral push exercises, but that shit is going to take a lot of time. Oblique machine fucks your spine up so also not using that. Guess lean away lat raises and unilateral pulldowns are enough in the long run to train them and maybe throw in some russian twists once in a while fr fr. I kinda want to have a bit muscular obliques, but I also don't want them to be too muscular as that just makes the v taper less impressive ig.

>>212919384
>wants an impressive v-taper
>hfw a woman notices it

>>212919405
>wear clothes my size that don't conceal my v taper instead of wearing oversized ones
>get more attention from women
>get the 'ick because of that
>start hating women
Just magyar things.

>>212919367
>do you find lifting fun?
Yeah. The first three weeks (March last year) or so were utter dogshit but back then I was lifting at home and my form was far from correct and did I do things like that in the long run I probably would have fucked up my shoulders. Then I started lifting with a personal trainer twice a week for like three weeks. Then we did another three weeks like that, except I was going to the gym alone too, not just when I had a sesh with him. Back then I was lifting in 12 rep range and not even taking lifts to failure, so it was fun but not as fun as compared to how I lift now. I usually lift in the 4-7 rep range on most lifts now, and even on accessory lifts if can be done on a machine, like machine lateral raise, I focus on low reps (last time I did 3 reps on fucking lat raise out of all the lifts). When I use extra ROM on db bench and lower the dbs well bellow chest, I have to lower weight and increase rep though as high weight low rep is how you 'ack your shoulders. I'm gaining strength fast this way so it's okay ig.
You could enjoy it more by doing some weird ass exercises ig. I love unilateral cross body lat pulldowns and lean-away cable lateral raises, both of which look absolutely funny from the outside, but they are goated if you want to gain strength.
I like pushing myself, so I not only like lifting, but rooning, and cycling too. Just got myself a pair of superblast 2 yesterday when I was at Judapest, which I'm going to roon in today. Afaik it should take at least 50 kms for them to completely break in, so until then I'll just get used to them ig.

Also, I want to pick up swimming too as a hobby, but where I live there's not much places where I could swim so it is what it is.

>>212919569
Swimming is great exercise.

>>212919594
He will be banned from the pool after dropping too much spaghetti in the water once the females aged 13-60 lust on him.

>>212919367
I find lifting fun.

>>212919384
Don't have much experience training obliques desu.

>>212919620
>females aged 13
Uhmmmmm... Brunecel???

>>212919759
>

>>212919759
My point is that you're some teens first sexo thought.
I nooticed you're not bothered by gilf btw.

>>212919787
>first sexo thought.
First sexo thoughts are singers and idols, no? And yes I know, but it gives me the 'ick.
>I nooticed you're not bothered by gilf btw.
Depends really. Most women wall early, but there are women who look good even when they are like 50. There was a webm circulating here on /int/ posted several times every day back then like a year ago about a 20 yo guy dating a 62 yo. And as the 62 yo still looked okay, and was natty (so not plastic surgeries), I would have hit. She did not look that much younger than her age as you could easily tell she was near 60, but she had no wrinkles and had a tight body with huge boobs. Most of /int/ agreed that she was plappable though, she it isn't just me.

>>212919759
French perversion.

Hello medsters. Hope you guys are alright.
>>212919067
Based, literally same. What kinda cuppa? For me I'll redeem some indian coffee.

Lazy naggers

One of the first thing I saw in Hungary was some advert about a castle featuring a magyaroid and a black woman in a wedding dress
Why are they like this? (It's better than the contrary doebeit)

Bought some protein sloppa and some skyr. Time to roon now lads.

>>212920099
Any plans for the weekend, gman?
I'm having costa rican cuppa. I'll try other beans in the future I'm sure, but costan rican beans are delicious.

>>212920754
Slavs love their black pussy.

>>212920754
>Why are they like this?
High T

>>212920781
I now need to find a black gf

>>212920771
Weak bait fr fr

>>212920930
heheh
>>212920764
Nice stuff, hope you enjoy. I recommend indian, it's pretty damn strong.
>Any plans for the weekend, gman?
friends convinced me to go to an open air festival tonight, even though I dislike going to concerts because of the crowd. Can be fun I guess.
Tomorrow, I'll go climbing, like usual
And you?

Good day med nice edish.

Am back from rooning at the pond, saw the old bitch there.

Good morning /med/, the /int/ blogpost is probably incoming about my stay at Disneyland.

For those who enjoyed and still enjoy Disney films, it's great. Food was surprisingly good and there were cool roller coasters. The buildings and details were excellent creating an immersive and magic atmosphere.

There were lots of people as expected in this time of the year, so I have no option but exposing certain nationalities I witnessed or had incidents with:

>English
The worst ones. Many teenagers who were extremely loud, obnoxious, sneaked in with any kind of shame and doing autistic noises. I thought this was just a Benidorm thing, but it isn't. Having to stay in a line next to them was worse than hell.

>Indians
Confrontational with the staff

>British Indians
Autistic noises

>Danish
Grown adults sneaking in with any kind of shame. Not teens, adults.

There was also an attempt of fight in which a brown guy with his wife and little child yelled and threatened a French weeb with his Asian wife because he had supposedly hit his child. The weeb stood his ground perfectly and the brown guy played the victim card with the staff without any kind of success. For the accent and appearance couldn't tell the nationality, I'd go for Israeli.

One more time I have realised that us /med/s have the reputation of being uncivil and rude, but it's actually the Anglos and Nords the ones who are more likely to be like this.

>>212921393
Did you spoke to her?
Also >>212921363

>>212921928
I said hello and she said hello too.

Also yes that's me, and yes I suffer because I will never feel the taste of black lipstick

>>212917788 (OP)
Haven't seen that kaiju movie, sounds interesting.

>>212922108

Officially redeemed unc status. Upper abs started cramping so bad on roon that I had to return after 2 kilomemes. Guess I'm no longer used to unweighted roons (lately for the post months I have only been rooning with my backpack on) and the different amount of tilt unweighted put stress on my abs that I got unused to. Over.

>>212921560
>I'd go for Israeli.
Man, whenever I meet Israeli tourists, they always annoy the shit out of me. Even in restaurants they are shouting at each other. Everyone else can shut the fuck up and talk quietly among each other without disturbing the other people, but these fucks just don't care.

>>212922108
This chopper is definitely not suited to transport this Apu

Well?

>>212921560
>>English
>The worst ones. Many teenagers who were extremely loud, obnoxious, sneaked in with any kind of shame and doing autistic noises. I thought this was just a Benidorm thing, but it isn't. Having to stay in a line next to them was worse than hell.
I can't say I'm surprised. The English are awful (I am English and I am also awful)

>>212922350
Only one ?

>>212922435

>>212922288
And this paper bag isn't suited to be placed over heads, but here we are.
>>212921560
>Food was surprisingly good
Everyone who goes to Disneyland or visits any kind of Disney place always says this. It makes me wish I could try some of it.

>>212922350
Mid.

>>212922777
of course, she's white

>>212922818
That has nothing to do with being mid or not thoughbeit.

>>212921560
Interesting! Not surprised about the nationalities lol.
What are your thoughts on:
>haunted mansion
>big thunder mountain
>pirates of the carribean
What was your favorite area?

Fun fact: I lived literally on that red dot in the early 2000s

>>212922350
cute! :)
>>212922777
You broke your brain with cartoon looking egirls

>>212922350
Why does she get three things and I only get one?

>>212923231
you can search for a better deal

>>212923272
Too late, the FOMO is already kicking in.
I agree to every and all conditions.

>

It has been a month already since the dog's death, and my little fall.

>>212923025
Look at them go! Love these fellas.

>>212923074
I don't think so. She just looks mid to me.

The scran

>>212924187
Needs some sauce with it

The sky is black and it's been bucketing down with rain for hours. No thunder yet, but I will keep you all updated.
>>212924187
My headcanon is that every time you make one of these science projects, you immediately toss it in the bin after uploading a picture to /med/, then pick up the phone and order a deluxe pizza and half dozen chicken wings.

>>212924465
>Jarvis, he knows too much.

>>212923922
Only to be expected from a good looking fakecel.

>>212924187
My meat normally doesn't look purple.

>>212924465
>The sky is black and it's been bucketing down with rain for hours.
We experienced something similar recently. About 3 days of continuous rain without any tęcza on the horizon...

>>212924465
kino, I hope the rain comes soon here too.

>>212924671
i buy only the finest expired meat doebeitt

>>212924503
Currently calling every pizza place within 500km of Paris, screaming down the phone at them to tell me where Brune lives.
This would be much easier if I spoke French.
>>212924675
I hope your drainage system is better than ours, parts of London turn into waterworld when we get more than one day of heavy rain here.

>>212924465
It was a tad cloudy this morning, but it seems that it cleared, though I can't tell whether it did so completely from in here.

Interesting week incoming.

>>212922367
I have to say that there were also many English decent people who even criticised these behaviors, but wherever you go it's always you the ones who fuck everything up.

>>212923043
>haunted mansion
Kinda forgettable
>big thunder mountain
Very cool. Something I liked about it is that it was way longer than other rides. I liked the wild west vibes.
>pirates of the carribean
The best ride among the slow ones. The details, the music, the two mini drops...I keked so hard at the pigs singing the sea shanties.

>What was your favorite area?
Probably discovery land or the adventure land. I also liked more Disney Studios area than Parc Disneyland.

>Fun fact: I lived literally on that red dot in the early 2000s
I checked it and looks very comfy, you were lucky.

>>212922711
We went full pension and you had basically everything to choose. When you go to a theme park you don't expect great food, but it was very tasty.

>>212924911
How do you have a bad drainage system in London? Shouldn't it be a high priority of the local government considering it's rains non-stop in London?

>>212924588
>fakecel.
I'm a born again incel, chud.

>>212924202
Don't give him ideas. He'll just take some sauce somehow home from the pizzeria, then put it on his slop.

>>212924911
>tell me where Brune lives.
Brune probably uses a fake name when ordering food. I wouldn't be surprised if his fake names were something similar ot Nate Higgers and Moe Lestor. Maybe Buster Hymen.

>>212925080
>high priority of the local government
That's importing Pakis.

>>212925129

>>212925129
I doubt the local governments in London have any power over immigration.

I just found out that "death" in Hungarian is "halal".
>>212925059
>feels like 42C
How do you walk in weather like this without immediately falling down dead from multiple heart attacks and heat stroke? Do you just carry lots of water and wet cloths for your forehead and wrists?

>>212925213
It seems something that sounds like "beer lack" means something funny in magyaroid
also i heard the hungarian grunts you spoke about while there

>>212925302
bírlak is a slang that means I like you. Can also be said between friends ig.

>>212925181
They need more slaves, so they tell the govt to import more. In London, they just cramp like 12 indians into a small bedroom with no windows then make them work for below minimum wage.
t. knower

>>212925474
I don't think they have the power to do that, at least not legally.

>>212925073
>I have to say that there were also many English decent people who even criticised these behaviors, but wherever you go it's always you the ones who fuck everything up.
Makes sense. There are quiet English people, like me, who suffer. Then there are loud English people who inflict the suffering.

>>212925474
not that funny, but yeah it mean something
found that interasting

also you nigga say merci like the turks?
heard few pipo say keuseuneum

>>212925080
>it's rains non-stop in London?
This is the biggest meme since "lead pipes are bad for you". The average Galician would mistake London for a desert. We also just had our driest spring since 1893.
>>212925129
>Brune probably uses a fake name when ordering food. I wouldn't be surprised if his fake names were something similar ot Nate Higgers and Moe Lestor. Maybe Buster Hymen.
I have been trying to provide a comprehensive description of his appearance and personality, but they always hit me with the "ferme donc ta boite avec des conneries abyssales, espece de crétin" and put the phone down before I can even move on to the second page.

>>212925213
I walk in off-peak hours. This is going to be the hottest week yet of his summer.

>>212925611
this*

>>212925505
>at least not legally.
Yes, that's the point.
They also could not legally house the jeets the way I mentioned they do, but they just don't care.

>>212925565
>also you nigga say merci like the turks?
Not really. There was only one person I knew who unironically said mercy, and she was a frenchaboo mudshark.

>mercy
merci with an i, not a y, that is.

>>212925833
weird, i heard more of merci than others way
maybe it's a judapest thing

>>212925571
It sure rains more than in the Mediterranean.

>>212925833
Individuals sure do, but I doubt the local governments in the London metropolitan area do it themselves.

Peachy.

>>212917788 (OP)
Good morning /med/! I had an amazing day yesterday and got a huge ass blister near my ankle, my fucking feet are destroyed. I'm starting to think maybe my shoes are too tight for my feet... Damn.
Also, I somehow feel like my friends might be... Jealous of me? Or might compete with me, subconsciously. I don't think they're bad people at all, but they seem like they're overachievers and constantly need to outshine people to feel good. Every time I talk to them about some achievement or progress I make they kind of ignore me or just say a basic, small compliment and move on.
Three-people friendships can be hard to manage...

>>212919620
Ayo wait what? Albert Camus wouldn't be proud of this shit, for fóck's sake this ain't the latino thread. I like my cougars, I'm not a fan of cunny.
>>212919864
If she's over 18 and is healthy I'm gon' dive into the vagina like Poseidon would into the ocean.
>>212921560
I'm a fan of Disney movies although I think Disney as a brand is beginning to suck a lot 'cause they're trying to be forcefully woke and progressive. They're losing the touch, and live remakes fucking suck.
Last Disney movie I saw was Moana 2 and it was... Eh, the animation was beautiful but the plot felt like it was going to be something akin to a direct to DVD/TV sequel or prequel to Moana 3. The bat lady was implied to be a villain but it kinda feels like Disney ain't got the guts to make real bad villains nowadays. I prefer Dreamworks if anything.

>>212917788 (OP)
woke up with a slight hangover today

also damn i'm alone in the thread- oh nvm there's the portuanon, yay!
>>212924187
why the meat purple
>>212924465
>The sky is black and it's been bucketing down with rain for hours.
If it comes with some strong winds and a change in how the air pressure feels, you more than probably have a big storm coming. I remember in 2023 when a hurricane passed by a city I was about to visit with my ex, to meet with his family, and it was terrifying seeing the sky turn greyish-black and the wind feeling heavy against my skin. And sometimes when ice rain comes in the summer here it can get like that too. I like strong storms but they almost always come with damage for older buildings, and in worst cases, people.

>purple

>>212928160
Superman was great btw loved the anti-Israel shit

Never posted a webm before, but I felt the need to post this.

>>212928498

>>>/fit/76393895
Magyaranon in the Budapest metro.

morning dudes and dudettes, happy that it is weekend
thinking if I should open a beer already
>>212928498
>when they won't release Epsteins files
>>212928779
kek

>>212928885

>>212925073
Glad you like it! This area always was my favorite. It got me into all that Weird West vibe.

>>212928907
So are you a francilien o algo
originally
kinda icky fr fr

>>212928885
>thinking if I should open a beer already
You should, you deserve it. I'm heading out to get a wee drink too.
>>when they won't release Epsteins files
They don't exist chud, let it go
>>212927715
Don't wanna be a party pooper, but those friends you got might not be good friends if they don't like your making progress.

>>212928498
Live reaction to the IDF shooting at a church in Gaza.

>>212928885
EHEM >>212897589

>>212927715
>Every time I talk to them about some achievement or progress
Just tell them how tight your pussy is, so you will spend 2 hours talking about who has the tightest cunt. We need that shit for the /med/ lore o algo.
>why the meat purple
Brunester is a special diet. Imhotep would be proud.

>>212928947
Originally yeah. Born in the 9eme but grew up in Seine et Marne until I was 8.
Then we moved down to Bordeaux. My mom and half of my family are from the South West originally so I'm not larping like other parichiens who moved here.

>>212929117

https://youtu.be/-Sj-FmI5JfA NIN spam
>>212928885
>when they won't release Epsteins files
Todo o governo se cairá se eles mostrarem os arquivos kkkkkkkkk
>>212928969
>You should, you deserve it
I've been drinking milk lately and my stomach is not reacting badly to it, I think I cured my lactose intolerance somehow? Holy keks.
>those friends you got might not be good friends if they don't like your making progress.
The worst thing is that they were complaining to me and like gently pointing the finger at me saying that they feel I'm not making progress, but now I'm making progress and they don't care. And now I'm like ?????????
>>212928974
I used to believe 4chan was exaggerated in how badly jews are portrayed in american media but ngl, jews and mormons kind of tainted history for me now.
>>212929028
>you will spend 2 hours talking about who has the tightest cunt
Me, absolutely me, sorry but I just know I'm the tightest pussy of the three 'cause I'm the one who has the least sex, and has had the least sex in the latest years kek. I can't even put a finger in without feeling extreme discomfort if I'm not aroused.
>Imhotep would be proud.
I was surprised to learn that purple corn exists, but purple meat is an entirely new category for me now. The world is so big. Desu.

>>212929144
Ackhually only lived in very good parts. True white people experience.
Pic rel was a few hundred meters from my first childhood house.

>>212929178
>but now I'm making progress and they don't care. And now I'm like ?????????
It always feels good to be reinforced when you're improving but don't forget you're doing this for yourself. If they keep acting suspiciously, stay careful that they're real friends and not toxic people who wanna keep you down.

>>212929241
>house immediately backing on to a forked river
So comfy it gave me chest pains.

>>212929479
Flooding

>>212929571
Thanks for that unwanted dose of reality. Now I no longer have chest pains anymore.

exhausted by the exercises
Goûter time soon
then showa

>>212929178
>I used to believe 4chan was exaggerated in how badly jews are portrayed in american media but ngl, jews and mormons kind of tainted history for me now.
What do Mormons have to do with Israel? How did they taint history?
Also how did Jews taint history?

Where do you seat the restaurant ?
>>212929761
I'm gonna do some dumbbells and then treat myself with some crêpes
>>212929671
Better learn how to swim desu

>>212929856
near the corner in the back, but not in the corner, corner is to put bag o algo

I didn't remember how big and nice the boobs of my now ex-coworker were and how hot she is. Her bf (it took me months to notice she had one) looks like the guy of that German meme song who looks high and smiles like a retard.

>>212927940
Agree, much unnecessary woke bullshit.
>>212928907
Yeah, I would repeat the experience.

>>212929028
KWAB
>>212929178
o (((governo))) funciona à base de dinheiro da AIPAC
>>212929241
really comfy
again, french niggas don't suffer

If you want new Brune lore, be aware that a solo female traveler thought I looked egyptian

>anon, let's meet up Spain c:
>are you gonna take initiative, anon?
hoo boy

if Elves were real, would they have nice feet?
asking the important questions here.

>>212929372
I knoow, I know, I progress for myself and I feel very proud of how much I'm going out and doing stuff, I actually managed to disperse like 20 curriculums yesterday, and to places that are not too far from my home! But yeah, I don't know what's up with them. It kinda feels like I have two slightly bitter aunts telling me that "Oh it's nice you did things, but it's not enough, I do that and more" whenever I see them.
>>212929799
>What do Mormons have to do with Israel?
I never said they had anything in common. Just saying that these two separate groups seem to affect history quite a bit.
>How
It always seems like jewish people, or people from jewish descendance are in positions of power in the US government, or they were inventors, or had their hands involved in things that changed history. Joseph Smith, the dude who founded the Church of the Latter Day Saints seems to have inspired the republican ideology in the south of the US, he literally said that black people were marked by the Mark of Cain because they descend from him, and that justifies treating them like shit and making them slaves, he was a schizo who preached about shit and didn't follow what he taught.
Who is now in presidency and who does the same shit? Yeah, we all know who.
>How did Jews taint history
I should maybe change the term I'm using (although you'll probably give a short, backhanded answer and ignore everything I say and call me fascist scum, aka; I'm wasting my time writing this) but they marked history. They're everywhere.
>The Intel 8088 aka first microprocessor, aka first computer was invented by a jewish laboratory
>Facial recognition software used in Apple was created by jews
>Instant cameras were created by the cofounder of Polaroid, who was a jew
>Literally since before the creation of the US jewish people have been inside the power, and the US House of Representatives, Lewis Charles Levin
There's a lot of stuff I can't fit in, but I'll just say: They're everywhere.

>>212930498
So you use taint that you admit has negative connotations and then I'm the bad guy, I see.

>you paid what you ate?
>NOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU NEED TO SHARE THE BILL, EVEN THOUGH YOU DID NOT CONSUME THE FERMENTED JEW OR THE SUGARY ONE
happens iyc?

Expecting failure in tomorrow's weighing.

>>212931301
Why not eat a bit more food you twink?

>>212931301
we'll split the bill equally if the difference is only a couple euros between what each person spent, makes no sense getting all fussed up over a couple cents like a greedy jew, but if someone ate a lot more than the rest then they pay their part
least that's how my friend group does it

>>212931395
It was already a big food portion.

>>212931420
I would have paid nearly double than my consumption

>>212931360
Did you eat rich food ?

Yesterday went with some coworkers to the ria to paddle. We set off to the middle of it where a small isle exists, and I found a black hare, aplysia morio, basically a huge fat sea slug that shoots ink like cuttlefishes. Never saw one before and when I picked it up (it appears they’re nice little fellas) it was HEAVY. Some 4kg of slug, pretty amazing. Didn’t shoot ink when I was handling it, but when it was put down, the intern decided to poke it on the side and he started spewing dark purple ink all over the water, then played dead for a while, and finally swam away. Sadly didn’t take a picture (no phone or camera in the middle of the ria), but it was similar to the picture.
Managed to throw female boss from her board into the water, and two coworker managed to convince the instructor to lend them a small sailing boat and went to sail for a bit close to us, very comfy.
Also, intern said I had a nice butt in the swim shorts, and later when we were dining at a park a female coworker was absolutely fucking another male coworker with her eyes, extremely obvious. He’s married and some 10 years older than her, so he ignored her kek

>>212931772
Intern would have liked to be drenched in your ink

>>212930486
They would probably be a bit too nice. You know like when you see a beautiful woman, but she has absolutely no flaws or blemishes whatsoever, so the end result is that she ends up looking a bit boring or even plain despite her objective beauty? I imagine elf feet would be kinda like that.
>>212931301
Does not happen in my country because I refuse to dine with other people or share food.

>>212924187
Beautiful purple tones.

>>212921560
Basically my experience when I went there, but some years ago there were zero Indians. Also, the only passable restaurant inside the premises was McDicks, sadly.
>>212925073
My favourite part too. I also liked Thunder Mountain and the Aerosmith ride which was a rollercoaster with rock music playing and several spins and stuff like that.

>>212928160
Me too.

I might see the gf soon, might cook for her.
We'll see if she truly loves me (or if you are just naggers).

>>212931823
She went to paddle wearing those slutty gym clothes where the short shorts plunge themselves into the asscrack, I’m sure she’s one of those girls baiting men into raping them at the gym.
Very bizarre that she didn’t wear a swimsuit or bikini. Female boss wore Jean shorts and a bikini top, the shorts made it very hard for her to get to her board after falling, people are so retarded sometimes.

>>212932130
>gf soon
WHO ARE YOU?

>>212929856
Close to the window.

>>212931772
>Tldr: fakecel
Yeah, we know, portuchad.

>>212932130
What a fakecel you are Brune.

>>212932172
>>212860326

>>212932227
Saying gf is a bit early tbthwyf.
I merely managed to delay the ick.

>>212932294
You just can't stop having sex, can you?
What's her ethnicity now?

>>212932334
LatinX

>>212932454
Never ask a racist the race of his gf ig.

>>212931301
hey that's my signature reaction image here
watch it brunerino

>>212932537
Your thoughts on this conundrum doe?

>>212932130
those are not mutually exclusive Brunoid
>>212932480
kek, it really be like that

>>212932563
I don't get what's going on desu w you

>>212932130
>>212932252
Please don’t cook for her.

>>212932454
>racist migrant hating fuck
>dates only brown women
Checks out

>>212932659
She's whiter than me do
I'm getting bleached o algo

>>212932716
Sorry, I forget once in a while that you're a nig-
Egyptian.

>>212932754
It's a fact
>>212930201

>>212932716
Post your hands, we'll be the judge of that.
And be thankful we are not demanding you to post nipples.

>>212932817
Zesty post.

>>212932563
ok so you don't wanna pay the cheese and dessert that's what you mean right?
I see your point but you're a bit of a homosexual for not having cheese and I date a post socialism eastern yuropoor immigrant so I usually just pay the bill if I wanna keep going out
so I have to agree with your woman here you should be chevaleresque and pay the whole thing

>>212917788 (OP)
kek I wanted to reply that we have the same burger chain in Prague, but then I noticed the name of the river

>>212931460
No, I'm poor.

>>212932901
no, the alcohol and the dessert
and it was not a date
i offer to pay at dates

>>212932904
dobri den o algo

>brune posting hands
:(
>brune doxxing tinder thots
:D

Our argentinian fellow atm

>>212932996
Bonjour ou quelque chose

>>212932996
did they/them agree in the end?
it is kinda sensible to only pay for your stuff if they ordered a bunch of extra shit

>>212933177
I just paid first without asking

>>212933036
Rude.

>download a high res Gustave Doré archive
idk if this me feel inspired or mogs anything I've ever made so hard it makes me wanna give up on drawing

>>212933312
how is this rude
just memeing that you're tired of fakecels

>>212933326
>Son œuvre d'illustrateur fut reconnue dans le monde entier de son vivant comme l'une des plus importantes du siècle.
brootal

>>212933227
sad
bf gave the ick to the only date he had with a gril bc he didn't have money to pay for their mc donalds date and she ended up paying for his big mac and nuggies

>>212933405
reasonable ick

>>212933326
It's close to impossible to be the best in anything, if not being the best is a problem for you you should stop doing anything.

>>212933358
Comparing me to a DYEL is rude.

>>212933449
No, i say it's your dyel version

>>212921976

>>212933495
There's no dyel versrion of me.

>>212930076
>Agree, much unnecessary woke bullshit.
I feel like Dreamworks unironically did the most woke, straight-forward and realistic approach to certain things related to mental health, society, and identity. The panic attack scenes and representation of trauma and death in Puss In Boots: The Last Wish was just fucking sublime. And the hardcore representation of how the cycle of life works in reality in The Wild Robot is amazing too. Animals must kill eachother to survive. Sometimes accidents happen. Sometimes we're stuck with people we don't want to deal with, but we gotta support eachother in moments of tragedy or extreme pressure or we won't make it. Woke can be good if done correctly, and those two movies made my inner child heal a bit.
Also the Lilo and Stitch remake fucking SUCKS, fuck you Nani for abandoning Lilo and studying MARINE BIOLOGY in CALIFORNIA when YOU'RE IN FUCKING HAWAII fOR FUCk'S SAKE
>>212931170
Why'd you ask me to talk if you don't like what I got to say? Seems someone likes the attention more than me, hmm hmm. If it makes you feel better, I consider everyone in here worthy of talking to, even if they don't like what I got to say, or think I'm annoying. I like this thread a lot.
>>212931772
SEA SLUG? HOLY SHIT I LOVE SEA SLUGS! I love nudibranchs!!! I would never touch them because they can be deadly but holy fuck, you can't suffer in Portugal. I wish I could see wild, incredible animals aside of... Cows and horneros and turros...

>>212933563
Impressive, very nice

Sisters... >>212925118

>>212933358
>« Ce garçon de vingt ans sera le plus grand peintre de l'époque, s'il ne l'est pas déjà. »
ovah
>>212933449
I know but still
makes me think what covld have been

>>212933624
Yeah, you are always right and everyone is out there just to get you.

>>212933740
>Jusqu'à son physique m'ennuie et m'est désagréable ; c'est un homme gras, frais, poupin, la face ronde, plate, une figure de lune, de lanterne magique; son teint d'enfant de chœur, sa mine sans âge, où le labeur effrayant de sa production n'a pas mis d'années, cet air d'enfant prodige — tout cela m'est d'un contact antipathique et finit par me mettre mal à l'aise.

>>212933738
lol dumb serps
tryna rival hrvatska's mighty nepalese army

>>212932130
wait brune has a girlfriend? what? when?
for fuck's sake my dementia is getting worse, I can't remember who is dating and who isn't, I know Piedini has a girlfriend? Or it was another italian? And Portuchad is married and has a kid, and... I think one of the spanish posters too??????? Eeeeeeh?
>>212932172
>those slutty gym clothes where the short shorts plunge themselves into the asscrack
https://youtu.be/y_jT9nt0PrE Es como si no llevara nada puesto... But for real though, I always wonder how people wear these kinds of clothes out in public. Not saying I'd get raped 'cause... I (hopefully) don't think I could be the targeted demographic for ((unconsented sex)), but I don't want others to see my genitals. I feel my pussy would be out in the open, specially if I wore something like a thong or my normal panties with the elastic on 'em. Or my nipples.
I'm a humble woman who believes flashing others is wrong in the gym at least.

>>212933785
RUDE

>>212933778
I still enjoy talking with you, even if you're a tsundere, Andalusama. There's better ways to get someone to talk with you, though! No need to fight, heehee.
>>212933036
I still wonder if my country's president is jewish, or else why he's LARPing as a israeli fan, feels kinda like he's shooting himself in the foot.

>>212933960
I'm not "dere" to you you fucking fascist scum.

>>212933785
kek, someone was seething when he wrote this

>>212933996
is everyone here a fascist scum for you, lad?

>>212933996
Y'know I'm not the only person here who makes jokes about jews, and besides, I don't hate the guys. If anything a lot of people here also hate muslims, and women- I should hate you for being blatantly sexist, but I still talk to you as if you were a decent human being. I'm not racist, I can hate everyone equally. I just don't actively hate people even if they did awful shit as a collective.

>>212934051
No, only fascists.

>>212934114
You could have just said "I made a mistake using the word 'taint'" but instead you needed to go into a rant about how you are unjustly targeted or something when I call out everyone when they post fascist stuff.
Also, I'm not sexist.

Something.

>>212934357
Taboulé time.

>>212934268
Oh no, I just said that *you* in particular don't pay attention to what I say, so it can be lost on you if I try speaking about any topic. For example in weight matters, or relationships, you just tend to complain towards me. I didn't say anyone else does it, just you.
Even Maltanon who is more on the conservative side doesn't pick fights with me, he's really chill. But I don't mind, I just come here to blogpost and hang out. Kinda wish we (you and I) could talk with less friction in the way. I wonder how you ended up in Spain since you're argentinian too (If my memory's not failing me), and I'd like to ask how to train arms.
>>212934357
That looks so tasty, I kinda made something similar today for lunch! I boiled rice (idk if hardboiled or softboiled, I think hardboiled?) and sauteed chopped onions, chickpeas and two burgers in a pan, with some provenzal seasoning and a bit of paprika. It was really good!

>>212934409
Well, no, I didn't knew of that dish. I just threw whatever I thought it might make sense with couscous and harissa.

>>212934472
I wish I had some chickpeas which aren't teeth destroyers like the ones we have stored.

>>212934554
Hmm... I wonder if maybe cooking them on low heat for a good period of time can soften them, that's what I did together with the onion and burgers, but they were already soft and nommable from the can.
Lentils can be a bit hard for my teeth sometimes. I swear to God I sometimes feel like I'll get a tako tsubo infarction when I bite on something hard without noticing and I hear that "crack".

>>212934472
>Oh no, I just said that *you* in particular don't pay attention to what I say, so it can be lost on you if I try speaking about any topic.
How do I not pay attention?
>For example in weight matters, or relationships, you just tend to complain towards me. I didn't say anyone else does it, just you.
You say bullshit I call it out, just like with any other person.
>Kinda wish we (you and I) could talk with less friction in the way.
You as a woman come to an incel safe space and expect no friction.

>>212934357
Sniffable meal.
I love couscous so much, it mogs rice and pasta so hard.

>>212934681
That might work. I like them roasted, but they are too hard.

>>212934859
Yeah, I like couscous as well, but I prefer the other two.

>>212934513
I didn't know*

>>212934708
>You could have just said "I made a mistake using the word 'taint'"
meanwhile in my post
>I should maybe change the term I'm using (although you'll probably give a short, backhanded answer and ignore everything I say and call me fascist scum, aka; I'm wasting my time writing this) but they marked history. They're everywhere.
I literally said I should've changed the term since it didn't get the point across. And I made another example saying that the extreme conservative view that the southern parts of the US, the ones who voted for Trump, have views way too similar to what mormonism preaches for. They fucked up the country with a racist, sexist, and unfair ideology where if you're not white and extremely christian, you should be looked down upon.
>just like with any other person.
At least you call others fascist scum too, but you seem more offended with me being around if anything. The bitterness is palpable through every post you tend to answer to me.
But it's okay, I can't take the blame for you having bad experiences with women. You wouldn't even date me or bat an eye at me, so by proxy, you can't be angry at the fact I wouldn't date you. Thus, you're unable to hate me for being a woman because I'm not a woman you WOULD date.
Checkmate atheist.

>>212934935
Well, maybe I prefer it over rice, but definitely not over pasta.

>>212934357
Now that’s a proper scran.

>>212935028

ALSO ALSO if you wouldn't date a woman because she's ugly or too old (over 30) you can't be an incel, so... You're also a fakecel.
L + ratio + git gud + mom get the camera + nobody asked

>>212934989
>I literally said I should've changed the term since it didn't get the point across.
You said that and after that started saying shit about me, which is exactly what I called out in the answer to that post, I didn't call you "fascist scum" for that post, I literally allowed you to defend yourself before calling you fascist scum, I'm that magnanimous, I could have called you fascist scum from the start.
>but you seem more offended with me being around if anything.
Because you deny the realities of male and female relations and also tried to act as if you were an incel too, when women can't be incels.
I suffer, you don't.

why do women do this?

>>212934357
Propa scran that one. Rorke would stuff it in his mouth innit. Bloody lovely.

>>212935214
grim

>>212935258
'em

>extremely heavy rain outside
You have no idea how much joy this brings me after the heatwaves, droughts and driest spring in 130 years that we've just had. Literally licking and sniffing my windows right now.
>>212935214
Misandry. They know men hate it, so they do it to hurt us.
Or maybe she's starring in an upcoming live action cyberpunk TV series.

>>212935214
All she needs now is an alt girl make up and some alt girl clothes and it's breeding time.

>>212935211
>I suffer, you don't.
Oh yeah, because only men suffer, a totally realistic and practical view of reality that isn't clouded by your own bias, that ironically puts all and most problems of women as "haha girl issues, it's not that bad". Yep yep... Because your worst issue is not getting laid, while some women have horrible cramps every single month of their life and have fertility issues due to it, and sometimes can't even have children, and people treat them like shit for it.
Women are born into suffering, men seek it. Your worst issue is not dating but you're bitter and don't try to get to know women as people. And why do you desire the companionship of women if you can't tolerate them? What if a fat or ugly girl likes you? Would you reject her? I know too many cases of men pussying out 'cause their girl is not attractive enough. Or saying "I don't date XYZ because I have standards".
By going with that sound logic, being an incel is a choice, not a path you're forced into. There's people who want to date around you, but you don't choose them, and that's okay dude. Standards are okay, and they don't make you an incel.
>>212935214
Sometimes I get the urge to get a bob cut and then I remember I'd look like Edna Mode from The Incredibles. Short hair can be comfortable, but my identity is based around having 30 kilos of hair.

>>212935465
>Women are born into suffering, men seek it.

>>212935211
>I suffer
liar scum

New fight among the Argies incoming!

>>212932017
>I also liked Thunder Mountain and the Aerosmith ride
Now the Aerosmith ride is Avengers themed. Both are great.
>>212933624
>Also the Lilo and Stitch remake fucking SUCKS, fuck you Nani for abandoning Lilo and studying MARINE BIOLOGY in CALIFORNIA when YOU'RE IN FUCKING HAWAII fOR FUCk'S SAKE
I believe Lilo would still do good without her.

>>212935529
Just give me an explanation of why Magyar spends so much time lifting up until the point where it's unhealthy, or why it appears that men have more cardiac health issues than women in general. Men's lives get more complicated as they grow up and get to the age where they should start a family, and occassionally might get drafted to war, and sometimes they say the worst that happens to them is a girl dumped them. That's the average dude's life, and if you're of a certain religion you even get some privileges just for having a penis.
And then there's fucking women being caretakers since they were teens if their parents had more kids, having health issues just for being a woman, I LITERALLY met a girl with fibrosis yesterday who told me she had to go to fisiotherapy or her body just can't function, giving birth is fucking hell, dealing with men is annoying as shit, women get kicked out of jobs more constantly for getting pregnant and being forced to choose between their family or their job, the gender pay gap, I mean.
Men long for wars/or for experiences where they can be a hero, the dominant, the winning one. Women are forced to be their best version and keep looking pretty while juggling with bullshit or else they're considered trash and unkept, and unworthy, and if you do it well? Nobody congratulates you. It's just your job.

>>212935308
still doesn't work in cyberpunk, one of the many reasons Panam mogs Judy

Rate the pin.
Turns out I got a book from the guy who made it and talked a bunch with him. He might deliver some of his art to me, incredibly kinographic encounter.

>>212935465
Obviously some women suffer in some aspect of their lives, but we are talking about suffering when it comes to getting a relationship.
>Women are born into suffering, men seek it.
Holy shit the fucking entitlement.
>Your worst issue is not dating but you're bitter and don't try to get to know women as people.
Says who? If met many women, none of them have ever wanted to be with me.
>And why do you desire the companionship of women if you can't tolerate them?
I do tolerate them, but I'm not going to get schooled by a woman about how hard it is for her to get a relationship, because it isn't.
>What if a fat or ugly girl likes you? Would you reject her?
False dilemma since no girl will ever want me except possibly for my money in the future, but yes I would reject her.
>I know too many cases of men pussying out 'cause their girl is not attractive enough. Or saying "I don't date XYZ because I have standards".
How does this relate to me or incels? You know some normie men? Ok fine.
>By going with that sound logic, being an incel is a choice, not a path you're forced into.
By definition being an incel isn't a choice.
>There's people who want to date around you, but you don't choose them, and that's okay dude. Standards are okay, and they don't make you an incel.
Nobody wants to date me.

Hello /med/ders, today my mum wanted to celebrate her birthday so we went to the Lake of Ledro; I had plenty of fun swimming and diving and for lunch we stopped at a trattoria where I had some great carne salà and venison stew with polenta, see picrel.
The only negative part was the obnoxious amount of traffic everywhere, as it is a Saturday of course, took us two hours on the way there and also on the way back

>>212936217
happy birthday to your mum, anon
hope you all enjoyed

>>212936012
not bad for a whippersnapper
but now check THIS out

>>212936217
Grim adjacent.

>>212936012
It looks really cool! It kinda reminds me of the style of Regular Show, very fun. I fixed a keyring of a small hamster a friend gifted me for my birthday with some hot silicone. Thankfully didn't suffer third degree burns.
>>212936184
>we are talking about suffering when it comes to getting a relationship.
Now that's a different topic, with what you said I understood you were saying suffering in ALL aspects of life. But look dude, we're both biased. I can't say men don't suffer from not having a partner, hell, half of the population might be single. But you wouldn't want to date a lot of girls just for the most ridiculous reason.
I would date anyone as long as they were a decent guy or gal but I'm still single too. Relationships are built on mutual respect, understanding, trust, and it's not easy for anyone.
Sadly there's too many cases of women online saying that they entered a relationship and maybe they got cancer, they got kids with the guy, or that a bad mother in law fucked things up and they couldn't do anything to escape the relationship. And so do many men say nightmareish stories about their partners or partner's family.
All I'm saying is: Just don't be a chud and don't expect to date fast if you don't value people for being people, and just think of potential dates or "gah she's annoying, if she can't be my girlfriend she's useless".
>>212936217
Happy birthday to your mamma anon!!! I'm going to a river near my city today to hang out with my friends, too, so I'll be saying goodbye to you for today. I'll be walking today, once again, so....
My feet are going to be destroyed. Catnigga, pray for my grippers, please.

>>212936314
Thanks Booma

Also I just read now, Total Brunoid Death, why the fuck had he been cosplaying as an incel this whole time, my culture is not your costume

I miss her so much.

wait, 4chan was hacked in april?

>>212936217
Curse traffic.

wtf 10 days without 4chan, just learned that

>>212936552

>>212936540
Tried my best to protect muh dick from her, I'm sorry.
Maybe you should not have nagged me about the office cutie fr fr

>>212936662
>>212936580
Yeah, you missed it, though you missed nothing at the same time.

Mad how two years ago I could barely get my 105 kgs ass out of the bathtub and now I don't even have to move around as I can just do a dip and push myself out with my chest.

>>212935799
>Magyar spends so much time lifting up until the point where it's unhealthy
Fake news btw (And I unironically mean that as it's le good for my health).

>>212936217
Happy birthday to her.
>carne salà and venison stew with polenta
Looks yummy.

>>212936379
>celtic thing
Mid, but I get it.
>lizard
10/10

>>212936422
>All I'm saying is: Just don't be a chud
Andalu-sama ROCKED

>>212936217
Buona anniversario to your madre. Those whale-shaped things look delicious. Never had polenta before, but it looks like it tastes like cornbread.
>>212936580
Yes, we all couldn't post for like three weeks, don't you remember? It was a dark time. Redditoids made fun of us and said that chuds lost forever.
>>212936422
>My feet are going to be destroyed. Catnigga, pray for my grippers, please.
The next time you enter a relationship, you should get your boyfriend to pay for one of those luxury feet spa days. Until then, I am not sure what you can do to avoid suffering - maybe get your friends to carry you around in a palanquin?

>>212936715
zamn, congratz, i missed the fattso lore

>>212936773
>i missed the fattso lore
I always mention the fatso lore when I talk about my NEET period thoughbeit.

>>212936692
>Maybe you should not have nagged me about the office cutie fr fr
What do you mean?
>>212936715
thanks Magyar, you should try it if you ever come here, pure protein
>>212936762
well it's made of maize, so yeah most likely, although I've never tried cornbread

KEK >>212936850

>>212937036
How will rUSSIA compete?

>>212936540
this place is full of fakecels

>>212937223
>when you're in your 30s you can just fuck barely legal chicks advice ahh guy calling others fakecels
Boom-boom...

>>212936379
I have a bracelet with thar stmbol, cool

>>212937223
Every year, there are more of them and less of us.
This must be how the Native American elders felt when their children started speaking English and wearing jeans.

>>212936858
I don't read wall of text

>>212936935
i used to yap about this office cutie and a shitalian was nagging me about it, maybe a different shitalian

I will try going to the gym.

>>212937858
Finally.
A few weeks after starting you'll see how enjoyable it is, the first few times you'll get lots of doms and stuff but after that you'll see.
Bulk.

>>212937923
Don't get your hopes up.

>>212937858
Careful, unc. Try not to break your spine and shoulders.

>182cm (approximately)
>73.5kg (approximately)
>rather thin but beer belly
I'll hit the ward and hit the weights and running machine, there
I'll be the SEXY GORGEOUS TWINK I was BORN TO BE

>>212937858
It can be overwhelming at first but check out Stronglifts 5×5. It's just the basics for beginners. You focus only on 5 types of compound lifts.
Or whatever the powershitters tell you, they know best.

Do you still climb btw?

>>212938039

>>212938069
No, eventually i will get back into it maybe

>>212937858
What a man can do for latinx pussy

>>212938153
Not him but one of my reasons

>Zercher bulgarian split squat
Might chudmaxx and try that shit out tomorrow.

>>212938153
I will go because she lifts. According to a certain transluscent individual, women lifting don't go for dyeloids like me doe?

>>212938108
You were one of the best brunoid, we must not let that talent go to waste.
A /med/ climbing meetup would be so rad.

I should get into climbing.
I want to be a leopard just like /med/

>>212938224
If she matched you, it's that she's into you, or she would have gone for the 20 other fit dudes at her gym. She's into the dyel

>>212938217
>the more adjectives, the better!!

>>212938224
She likes that you have a higher socioeconomic status than her.

So it all comes down to socioeconomic factors...

>>212938375
I'm unemployed THOUGH

>>212938375
Well, I always wanted to try bss with a barbell, but putting the barbell behind my neck on a lift where there's a high chance I'll fall, is a sure way to ACK myself. Doing it zercher style lowers the ACK factor greatly.

>>212938449
You are white and will find a job in the future for sure, you are unemployed because you have savings and can take it easy, that's a dream for a Latinx.

>>212938458
I'm just fucking with you a little, having more adjectives doesn't make exercises better or worse.

>>212938449
Also, does she go to the gym or "go to the gym" and then do some cardio, pilates or yoga or some bullshit?

>>212938569
>You are white

>you are white
Real recognizes real as they say.

>>212938569
>thinking an exercise with more adjectives in its name is not better
NGMI

>>212937493
I think all the Shitalian flags were saying it at the time, anyway that felt awfully like a oneitis situation, we've all been through that one and we simply advised you to remove that mindset asap, you did it and you were awarded with success, so maybe our nagging wasn't so bad you know

>>212938860
Was told she has officially a fiancé now

>>212938906
You should be glad for her, and glad for yourself too, have fun and recover lost time since you at least can

>>212938991
I'm glad for her I guess? since i don't see her i barely think about her so that's ok

>>212939035
that's the way my nagger, good for you
I also barely think about my oneitis nowadays, but when I rarely meet her again it still hurts, since I have no way to replace her
goddamn sexhavers...

>>212936715
>>celtic thing
>Mid, but I get it.

>>212939287
Triskele. There, I just called it by its name. Hope it's better now, chef.

I met a little one.

>>212939676

>>212936379
I like triskeles.

>>212940024

>>212940527

>>212940024
>>212940527
>>212941944
Excellent

Everyone shit talking about the french and the french in Paris.
Meanwhile everyone has been super nice with me and I never had any issue with any person I spoke to. Mind you I'm speaking only to white french people, I want to experience real french experience. Today I asked for directions to a girl and she was extremely happy to help me. Now I'm regretting for not asking her IG. Hopefully next time I will meet another girl like her. Also too many Italians in Paris

>>212934357
Mmmm, yummy

>>212935214
It could have been worse

>>212936163
If only his last name started with H...

>>212936552
She's present in your heart

>>212939698
YOU'VE BEEN GNOMED

>>212940024
Lol

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This anime looks fun, I might watch it

>>212942800
>>212942757
I wonder if Greek moonrunes in /med/ is the reason why I keep getting recommended Greek songs on YouTube.
You may be influencing my reality unknowingly.

>>212943392
it is from a song tbf
what song where you recommended?

>>212943423
Most recently, this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p8pmpJx4Vw
But also a lot of traditional Greek songs about famous battles and the year 1821, and music by someone called Ελένη Βιτάλη.

>>212943593
oh, it's not one of those
it's this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDOYOOlQ6Z8

>>212943629
>it's this one:
If I close my eyes, I can almost picture myself in a small café that smells of tobacco and coffee, losing a game of backgammon to a man who won't shut up about politics.

>>212943629
Nice one.