Thread 214851114

House of God edition

Ready for mass:>>214816590

First

Over : >>214849664

>>214851236
Hello!
>>214851306
The lack of title also fucked me up a few times, sorry for that fren.
Kino edish though kek.
I found quite a few gem town names during my travels btw.

>>214851306
A fumble.

Good morning sirs.
Last day of the weekend so I'll have to get the most out of it by comfymaxxing before the start of the next week. I'll probably have to work much more than usual. And on the side I'll not only have to focus on work, but also deal with HR.

>>214851306
>pic
KEK
As for fucking the subject up, it is what it is. Happened to a few of us here more than once.

>>214851114 (OP)
deployed!

Brune, you have some explaining to do.

Just remember

Gartic sesh at 22:00 CET sub-edition

>>214852085
>it does a 180

>>214852102
Qrd?

>>214852446
>Benedictine monk with advanced musical training and expertise in quantum physics called Ernetti allegedly develops a device called "chronovisor"
>chronovisor allows viewers to witness any event in human history by tuning into residual electro-magnetic radiation
>Apparently Enrico Fermi helped build this thing
>Nazi-turned former NASA scientist Wernher von Braun helped build this thing
>Ernetti alleged that he and his team had taken a peek into some of the most important events of the Bible
>Ernetti claimed the chronovisor captured the Romans crucifying Jesus Christ
>Vatican claims they never said anything about the existence of the chronovisor
>Ernetti in a deathbed confession confesses that the photo of Christ was fake but maintained the machine's existence
>This confession came after Ernetti was hospitalized in a VATICAN CONTROLLED facility
>Brune does not Believe Ernetti's confession

>>214852809
>le Vatican face when seeing a roman soldier raping Mary

>>214852946
For me it's
>articles on reddit about uk protest
>big ass headline "some thousand protestors"
>much smallers headline "110k protestors"
Ngl chef 110k is not just "some" thousand.

>>214852869
That did not happen btw.

Good morning /med/.
I forgot my mouse for my laptop so now I can only use the pad, which hampers my gaming potential.

>>214853252
My right click isn't working right now and dropping the mouse on the ground didn't solve it like the few last times.
It's over.

>>214853288
Damn if there was only a way to exchange a token for goods and services so you could get a new mouse.

>>214853300
This is what I mean with it's over.
The money must be spent.

>>214853044
Spoopy.

>>214853300
Just play eu4. At least you don't need to aim in that gaym unlike in league ig chef.

>>214853555
Checked

/med/ders?

So many Alexanders...

>>214854402
... but none is great.

>>214854279
Doing the needful (waiting for dadberg)

>>214854652
What a slag. Rorke would do the thing. Bloody lovely curvatures on that one. Would shag them milkers too.

>>214854652
Are these... refugees or identitarians?

>>214854939
She wants refugees out of the UK. In fact she probably wants all brown people out of the UK.

>>214854652
Britannia is rising...
Ave Dux Artorius... VGH...

Good morning anons
Coffee time
How are you?

>>214853288
Why don't you buy a wireless gayming mouse and subject yourself to this torture instead.

>>214855440
Wireless has nothing to do with the right click not working doe?

why do women have to be so complicated? i want to date a co-worker, we went out last thursday and had a great time. now she's been weird all week, avoiding me, but not ending it. are european women like this too?

Very important
https://youtube.com/shorts/yOfKmrzxhoY?si=FNdGbJA4ebiWpyq1

>>214855497
It doesn't but since I'm guessing that you will get a new one, there is no reason to go for wired again, imo.

>>214855644
I don't know anything about women but I am ready to discuss gaming mice.
How's the market of pc peripherals in Nigeria.

>>214855644
european women are worse
although according to africans i know, africans women character is incredibly annoying

>>214855702
most the pc parts come from china. we have lots of fake products. i personally have a benq mouse, but it's probably fake. it works well enough for me.

>>214855733
that is unfortunate, and your friend is right. if you don't have a lot of money dating and marriage can be awful here. women cheat so easily too. the second they think someone else with more money will take care of them, they'll leave you..

>>214855989
My mouse and keyboard are both from China and their quality is good.
So I'd say that the problem is not with Chinese products in general but with low quality products in general.
Also in Europe we have Poland and they produce good enough usb memory sticks, RAM and fast chargers so our reliance on China can be somewhat limited.
But it makes me wonder, what about Nigeria's authorities.
Wouldn't they normally try to stop the fake products since it can be damaging for the consumers.

>>214856094
our government is fake. you can just bribe your way through everything. laws don't apply if you have money, so many chinese businesses come here and flood the market with bad products that can't be sold anywhere else.

morning dudes
>>214855989
in general, women are awful and materialistic anywhere

>>214856219
We are like this too but one of the advantages of the European Union are strict market rules by which everyone must abide or face fines.
So our market is pretty good in that regard.
But on the other hand everything is pricier than in the USA while our wages are too low because the corporations have the same price policy for the entirety of the EU without thinking about the huge wage differences from country to country.

>>214856250
Good morning my brown brother.

>>214855203
>tf
>tp
look at cops in your cuntree first

>>214856524
Thicc

>>214856524
heard she used the buzz to become a e-thot

>>214856361
bonjour
I'm black doe
>>214856558
that is a GYATT

>>214856579
you're just gonna say that and not link anything?

Clouds in the sky look like tentacles

>>214857103
>anons reading this post

https://www.youtube.com/watch/PR2qw1cd1yM

Black queen milf gf

>>214855684
too big to be picolissima

>>214857680
This is from the recommendations of the video you posted.
Youtube can autodub videos now.
Kind of scary desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O6QZ-7TdVo

Every time I'm in public and I hear a /med/ language, I make this exact face and think to myself "hey, that's a language that x speaks, he would know what they're saying". And then I hunch forwards and start drooling.
Today it was Italian btw (I only understood the word "prego").
>>214854652
I have to remind myself that this is who we're fighting for. That is the smile we're trying to protect.

>>214858542
Living in London means you get to see people from all around the world, here got nobody desu

SNIF

Done with cleaning and laundry.
Also, why the hell aren't youtube links embedded on my end? I must have fucked something on 4chan X
>>214858542
Whenever I hear someone speaking english or even when I post on 4chan or watch movies with anglo soundtrack, I think "hmmm, Catnigga would probably understand this too".
I also think this when I read your posts.

>>214859129
They're sometimes not embedded for some reason which is annoying

>cat meows at me
>mood improves in an instant
Love gatitos so much it's unreal. Simple as that.

>>214856250
>women are awful
Bit sexist innit chud.

Med meetup's next location

>>214859129
>>214859170
If the link has the format `youtube.com/watch?v=example` then it should embed

But the link here - >>214857680 - won't embed because that link has `/watch/PR2qw1cd1yM` instead of `/watch?v=PR2qw1cd1yM` (the difference is the `?v=`)

This should therefore embed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR2qw1cd1yM

>>214859454
Thanks

>>214854716
Btw what does the "corr" Anons in /brit/ like so much mean? They use it basically the same way "plap" is used on the rest of /int/. Looked it up and Wiktionary said it means "pointy"

>>214859948
"Corr blimey" is an expression of surprise. So if a Brit sees an attractive woman and says "corr" then I guess they're expressing surprise at the attractiveness of the woman. I suppose "corr" is actually more often used to express desire rather than just surprise. If something surprised you in a negative way you probably wouldn't say "corr". But if you see an attractive woman, or a tasty plate of food, then you might say "corr".

I think Catnigga once pointed out in /med/ that "corr blimey" is a minced oath, deriving from "God blind me". Like how the French expression "sacre bleu" is a minced oath, deriving from "sacre dieu".

>>214859948
Also here's the relevant Wiktionary page, I guess you wouldn't be able to find it without knowing about the "blimey" bit

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cor_blimey

>>214859244
point where I am wrong
sexual drive is the tool that God used for us to deal with women shenanigans
>chud
never denied that
>>214859405
too posh

>>214858629
With the power of the internet, you can see people from all over the world from the comfort of your own home. You're literally talking to one of them right now (it's me btw).
>>214859129
It's true, I do understand English. Sometimes I even understand the things I say.
>>214859948
"Corr blimey" is a minced oath, a corrupted form of "God blind me", used in its shortened form in modern internet parlance to express delight at the sight of women (fit birds) or food (scran).
Same as how "Jesus" becomes "sheesh" or "bloody hell" becomes "blimmin' heck".

>>214860282
>>214860333
>>214860547

Thank you for aiding in expanding my lexicon, dear gentlemen. I will be sure to say "Corrrrrrr" (where Nr ∝ the attractiveness of the specimen in question/10) instead of "plap" from now on. Also you guys should've spread English in my cuntree like the French taught Nafris French instead of just taking resources and bailing. We'd be at least somewhat more civilized for it

>page 9
Rorke won't like this one.

>>214862974
/med/izens are all at church, confessing their sins and asking for forgiveness for their coomlust - especially THAT fantasy they've been having lately (some things can't be forgiven).

Tomorrow I’m going back to the cagie and I will suffer immensely.

>>214863130
Ngl I was 'eeping. Such a slutty behaviour, I know.

>>214863198
you had to remind me

Do I go on strike and just slack for 0€ on Thursday?
>>214859454
Both don't work for me, weird.
>>214860547
>Sometimes I even understand the things I say.
Seems like your wit is too fast, even for your brain to process, impressive!
>>214863198
>>214863369
Good luck friendos, it'll be alright. We're all in this together (well I'll join wednesday)

>>214863198
Those cannot be real.

>>214863130
Lord forgive I dreamt it again

>>214864440
second > power gap > first

>Gay African detained after having refugee status rejected.
>Gay organisation protests.
>Gay African released.
Kek.

>>214865928
>gay african rapes little girl
>little girl arrested for being too boyish

BUSHIDO
DIGNIFIED

*ahem*
Is coffee good for you(r country)?

prefer tea(in my country)

Added 36 new apu pics to my folder.
Momo has been... ROCKED.

>>214867898
'luv me some slags
>Is coffee good for you
In moderation it is good for you.

>>214868073
I also drink tea for breakfast and coffee after lunch
>>214868085
Moderation is indeed key

gooned a bit earlier without cooming
might do that tomorrow o algo

Been going to the pool to swim this last month, moved from once to twice a week and i'm liking it so far, the plan is to learn proper swimming so that next summer i can do some water sports, that always seemed cool to me but i was too much of a sucker to try
Also helps to keep in shape and change the training routine
Thanks for your attention, i'm sure your sunday drastically improved now

>>214865280
I keep having naughty thoughts

>>214868499
Zased
I should go back to the pool too
Sucks that it's so fucking boring

>>214868623
You know, i thought that as well, but i've watched a ton of videos about swimming and you have to focus on so many things to get proper technique that i actually can't think about anything else and 90 mins flash away
When you progressively tune your gears suddenly you start going fast with little effort, feels nice (never learned proper technique as a brat tho, so this might be obvious and boring to who already can)
>>214868607
That's proof of vitality and it's a good thing, the problem is that it's easily exploited by others

>>214868751
If i just pool-length max, it's quite boring even if i think about my technique, which is decent i believe ?
but if you mix stuff it's better
usually i just do at least 2 kilomemes in an hour

>>214868864
I don't really check how much i go because i also do part of the exercises with fins and that kinda fakes the results, since you go too fast too easy, i think i do about 2km in 90 mins, but i'm slow
I mix all styles and exercises, if you do all freestyle from start to end i guess it can be boring
Still i'm having fun so far so it's nice

>>214868955
I mix back, crawl and breaststroke (wish I did that to the cute women btw)

>>214867082
I will uphold the values of bushido this evening by eating japanese fusion food. Such is the way
>>214868623
It really is. Must see some nice girls though

>>214869162
a toast!

>>214869162
Gman, need some advice from my brother from another mother.
How did you come to peace with wasting so many years as a teen and a young adult? Do you still look back and feel a lot of regret to this day, or have you mostly accepted that that's your past and you can't do anything about it?

>>214869113
More or less do the same, i've also noticed that my phisical padel performance improved so i'm double satisfied
(agreed)

>>214869431
>sand
bit icky here, go take a shower

>>214869431
>mfw trying butterfly
Andalu-sama must be terrific at this

>>214869515
Swimming using that technique is very fun.

>>214869515
I'm very bad at swimming, I tried to learn a few times but I never quite get the hang of it.
I think I have two dense bones because of my African ancestors.

>>214869411
>How did you come to peace with wasting so many years as a teen and a young adult?
What are you talking about, he went around a lot and had fun

>>214870022
Lick.

>>214870053
I bet it's your irrational fear of ingesting a pancrustacean while swimming.

>>214870053
African ancestry gives you slender but strong bones THOUGH

>>214870053
if i can swim, you can swim

>>214870435
It's rare to see an African flag on 4chan, what do you do in life Nigerianon?

>>214870541
nothing different from everyone else i think. i work, eat, sleep, and do things when i have money and time.

>>214870694
What do you do for work then?

It will probably flop, but remember, at 22:00 CET, I will create a Gartic room.

>>214870717
security guard with an international company. it doesn't pay a lot but it's very stable. i won't be out of work, which is more than most nigerians can say.

>>214869295
*tnk*
>>214869411
I accepted it. It took a long time and it's never easy but the alternative is poison for the soul.
The alternative is wish fulfillment, daydreaming for a life that isn't yours, which I did for years. Then you lose even more time in inaction.
Even then, it's never over. You have to face facts and accepts that time lost is forever lost, there is only forward.
>>214870080
Yeah I did. I was extremely lucky to have good parents and people that liked me enough to be friends but I spent an incredible amount of time daydreaming a fake life because I couldn't accept myself, couldn't accept being a loser. So instead of fixing my issues it got worse and I only pulled out of this habit around 25. I was really naive in many ways until that age. I guess I just became an adult at that point.

very liquid mashed potatoes, steak, fried egg

>>214870022
love that tummy!
>>214870788
not sure if I'll be there but I'll try!

I wanna eat a big yummy baked potato full of butter and cheese so bad
why does losing fat have to take so long

>>214870080
>What are you talking about, he went around a lot and had fun
Daydreaming and letting things get worse for him n shiet. See his post below. I remember talking him about it earlier. I never forget what my broski tells me.

>>214870920
How long did it take you to pull yourself out of this habit? I assume it was much more time than just a week or two.

>>214871820
>why does losing fat have to take so long
Just stop eating bro. I went from 105 to 95 in basically no time when I got back up on my feet.

>>214871820
Got offered a kouign amann (pie sized) by someone who visited britanny
It's butt-over

>>214871889
I'm just trying to look like pic rel I'm not fat but I still look like just a regular falt tummy twink even after lots of dedication diet and training wise
I didn't think getting super ripped and toned would actually be that difficult...
>>214871900
when I wall out beyond all repair I'll stuff my face with caramel crêpes and kouign amanns all day

Breizh... you've got some explaining to do...

>>214870801
Stability is important man
>>214870920
You're right, a wrong assumption from me, sorry

>>214872129
straight to fat bastard

>>214871889
>How long did it take you to pull yourself out of this habit?
Long enough until it just didn't work for me anymore. The cope was just unsustainable and the realisation was depressing but not as much as the possibility of being a spectator of my own life and dying alone.
So basically your regrets and inaction only vanish when the fear of true loneliness eclipses the fear of failure.

>>214872273
Non avviene nel mio Paese di domicilio e/o residenza

>>214872136
>mont-michel nantes and guérande not administratively parts of modern britanny
-ack
>>214872272
it's intra specific niche partitioning
the twink to fat bastard cycle is logical

>>214872273
Milk from cutie.

>>214872386
Couldn't decipher this post

>>214872302
Non c'è mucche da lì?

>>214872481
intraspecific niche partitioning is when two individuals of a same species occupy a different niche depending on their maturity
for instance adult crocodiles are slow big game ambush predators while the juveniles are fast opportunistic predators of smaller prey items like frogs, insects and such

I bit the side of my tongue so badly that I drew blood.

also mathematics are not actually that complicated when you're not a weed smoking teenager constantly thinking about jerking off and anime

>>214868158
Mmmm <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LoJOWWMn2k

>>214868085
Show them to me

>>214872683
I thought it just mean like it's two weird (especially fat bastard) stuff so it's basically the same
But at the same time they're very different so idk
It's clearer now, they're one and the same

>>214872662
Tits like this with this face is criminal to my heart

>>214872273
Kinda fucked that we can't experience that
>>214872302
neanche nel mio
>>214872683
You learnt a lot of cool stuff already! Btw talking about weird fat bastards, we went through municipal woods with a friend during our week long hike and saw a lot of fat old weirdos there. Made me think of your pozzed woods tale.
We got out of there fast before we saw a grampa get his crust busted behind some tree.

>>214872705
Recently bit my cheek, no blood but now it hurts
Also ate the pimple in the mouth, fuck this shit

>>214872815
>kinda
Criminal

>>214872815
I am over it.

>>214872853
I mean hate
I don't eat pimples

>>214873054
I would like to be over one
Or under

>>214872767
>Show them to me
I'm definitely not going to spam all of them rn fr fr. Have this one and another one in a minute.

>>214873096
Nice although salad is very tasty though, I'd Apu tongue'd both

>>214872767
Cute

>>214872386
>not administratively parts of modern britanny
Grim. Billions of chiggins must fly.

>>214872290
I see. Thanks, gman. And sorry for bringing up your past on a weekend evening.

>>214873096
>filename
You need to go back.

>>214873134
>salad is very tasty though
It sure is. I'll have some fried chicken breasts (obviously I mean making the tendies myself, not some pre-made one I have to slam into oil) with salad tomorrow and the day after for lunch fr fr.

>>214872705
Stop suppressing your vampire nature and go for some hunting!

>>214872815
>we can't experience that
Yes, we can! Velle est posse!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjVJNnKVF9A

>>214873165
Subreddits with a low amount of members are SOVL. You can't change my mind.
As soon as the number of members surpasses a certain number, the whole thing goes down the shitter. Sad to see the subreddit you followed when it had less than 5k members go from a friendly niche shitpost club to a circlejerk with 100k members.

Will probably miss the gartic, I have to head home feed the 'mals.
Also I hope I get crazy dreams tonight
>>214873148
No problem Magyaboo, it doesn't bother me talking about it. The past is full of important experience, whether good or bad.

>>214872290
It's still impressive that you managed to snap out of it. Some people here imc legit kill themselves, usually by jumping off a tall building/bridge because trees are rare and guns are expensive here, after they get a bad result in their highschool BAC equivalent because it decides what majors you can get into and if your score is too low (below 93% nowadays, it used to be 98%) that means you can't get into the good universities and are doomed to be a blue collar worker who'll probably live in poverty for the rest of his life so some people sewer slide to avoid that fate.

You got over it though which is commendable, props to you Gman you're psychologically stronk af.

>>214873254
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757519879629680.webm

>>214872386
Why not keep it balanced like what I do?
I eat everything, including cake from time to time, or salty treats, or gummy bears, or alcohol, I just don’t do it every day.
And I offset the fatness with exercise.
Chiseled hard rock abs? Not chiseled enough, but who cares? You’re walled anyway, enjoy life.

>>214872705
Blood for the blood god.

>>214873473
This duck made it or knows it will make it

>>214873433
D E L I C I O U S
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>>214873473
Cute duck

>>214872129
Your best bet is to go to a gym to have the best equipment for muscle hypertrophy.

>>214872744
I'm happy to hear that.

>>214873578
He was making it big at the moment eating bread.
Here we can watch the group’s *cel. Shunned by everyone, this young male couldn’t hope to become a big boi. Little did the group know the big male that was clearly the chief was kept from running with the young one away, so the little one got to eat the most. I hope he’ll become big enough to challenge the old fart.

>>214873433
I would suck the titta
I would lick the clitta
I would make out with the tumma
I would put in her my dikka
Simple as that

>>214873473
>You’re walled anyway
KEK what a bitch
Bit rude innit broski

>>214873722
Rude why? Breizh will become a great Pitbull (pale homo version) if he keeps bulking, training singing/playing and shedding his hair.
Truly Mr. Worldwide.

>>214873405
Thank you fren but I'm probably more privileged than many of the people you mention. In any case, I never went as far as seriously considering suicide thank god.
>>214873433
Oh lord! Shame about the shaved pussy though

It's out !

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0192e213e2

Good night, sisters.
Finished Hokkaido Gals just now.
Also spent close to an hour thinking about what le bookworm gf told me when were 16. Mad how (((they))) (women) can just say one (1) sentence out loud to you and your mind just takes a screenshot of that moment that you remember for the rest of your life. Was also debating if I miss her or le tomboy gf more. I'm probably getting older now that I'm starting to once in a while doubt that le tomboy aka childhood friend was probably the one I should have gone for. (hint: it's clearly her that I will regret for the day until I die not asking out on a date)
I'm going to sleep the pain away and have a so productivitymaxxed and grindpilled week now that I will put myself to shame and prove myself that I can do this shit if I tell myself that I will do it.

>>214874108
Sorry brunecel. I'm feeling 'eepy af rn chef.

>>214874761
sleep well

>>214873648
What the fuck? 'Moids have an accessory pussy in their throat?

>>214875306
they swap them every fortnight
when it's in the throat it gets cleaned

Piedini meet up.
https://youtu.be/ih5xcyMz-Fc?si=D-yyvu7xeJDg4gJt

>>214876495
Lool

RIP my YT recommendations.

>>214873433
dunno why everyone obsesses over Jinx so much, I've never played league but I did watch Arcane and while I think she's school I still don't get the obsession