An edition about York Minster

Boat wogs

The end of britfeel and 4chan. It not right

King Bee of the Beehive rules these threads

do scales becomes less accurate as they scale up? i just put my blender directly on the kitchen scales and weighed out 80g of berries. but the blender itself weighs over 600 grams. can i trust those last eighty grams to be accurate grams?

Let me put something into perspective.

If you did something like killed someone by accident, maybe you ran them over and just drove off, maybe you caused an industrial accident and it was blamed on the machinary. From that point onwards, every day above ground would be a great day, or every day outside bars. No matter what bad thing happens to you, AT LEAST you're not in prison, you could get dumped by your gf, have a terrible toothache or be struggling for money, whatever troubles you face is a blessing compared to what you should be experiencing.

You'll start off with incredible anxiety for the first few weeks, then very strong but bearable anxiety for months, then after that you'll have moderate anxiety for the rest of your life, but you'll still have your freedom at least. One day, you'll get bored, you'll get sick of it. You won't be grateful anymore. You'll think "what a shit life I've got", despite literally having gotten away with murder or manslaughter. Eventually everyone adjusts to their new normal and will complain, no matter how miraculous their life is.

>>81855083 (OP)
R probably went there on school trips.

>>81855141
House talks about this in the hit tv show House MD. People don't change

>>81855105
24 July, it all ends.

Watched some couple vlog that are 28 with their newborn and new build home together. Really is a weird feel being 35 and feeling like a kid still.

I'm sorry to tell you lads but all your favourite sites will soon be IP blocked or will need you to provide some private tech cunt with your ID or photo. This is one area where both Tories and Labour agree and there has been virtually no pushback.

>>81855176
As if your favourite sites are on the world wide web.

>>81855176
VPNs are less than 5 quid

>>81855176
I might actually kill myself if there's nowhere to go online without providing ID. That would be every opportunity for social interaction I have taken away from me.

4chan is run from Sunderland

>>81855215
That's the big plan isn't it? It's the next step of the normielisation of the internet. They got every one to post everything they do on social media (along with photos and their full names), now they want to get rid of us who refuse to play ball.

Submit to Sunderland now while you still can voluntarily

>he doesn't have a 100 GB JAV torrent
>he doesn't have hundreds of site rips torrents

Feel bad for you gooners who refuse to save anything.

I'm not just talking about porn or 4chan. Soon you'll need to provide ID to use any social media at all and probably any streaming apps or show ID to buy 18+ games.

the end is nigh

(sorry i gave up making it properly)

>>81855296
Pirate chads stay winning x

Blue cheese or normal cheese de lids? Really getting into that Stilton and Gorgonzola but also love a nice and clean Red Leicester, Somerset Cheddar or Cornish Yarg

DVDlad has the upper hand once again.

It's not too late to become a Welper loyalist

DVDlad moving in with Helper with many comical situations ensuing.

>>81855359
Welper Regime collapsed de lid. He had mega meltdown last night, all of the Welper loyalists in full retreat. Flamingo World under siege, Sunderland under siege, It's the end of an era and it's not right. x

>>81855387
It's the exact same weltdown he's been having for 10 years mate, it won't make a difference to the regime.

>>81855337
There can be only one champion. Wonderful on salads.go2ja

>>81855387
Nah tactical retreat, Sunderland is about to be retaken by Welper loyalists.

I'm a fan of Red Leicester. It's nothing special but it does the job.

>>81855407
You're precisely right. Welper Regime been in tatters for a decade, he not able to rally his troops no matter how hard he tries and he's beleaguered by Seether troops at every step of the way.

>>81855427
Red Leicester is best when you need heavy creamy cheese with a mild flavour. It good mixed with mozzarella on pizza for a mixture of colour, softness, saltiness and stretchiness.

>>81855407
Smug little retort now, you wont' be laughing when you're forced to eat marmite.

cheddar's all i need.

love goat's cheese me. my gf made me a dish from her country of origin which was cheese wrapped in cheese and it was lush x

>>81855476
>her country of origin
elaborate

Time for beddington now, truly exhausted. Deep sleep soon. Corrr.

>>81855505
good night chika i hope you have pleasant dreams

>>81855488
the Caucasus de lad

Wonder if Crossy is a fan of Aya Matsuura?

>>81855510
Thanks, you too my lid.

>>81855505
Wagie detected

no sign of eva, crossy, or HHL today. a grim portent.

>>81855548
Have we had a Blad update? He's my favourite dolly.

>>81855556
yeah in the last thread. i spied him skulking around, he whipped out his trip, trolls appeared to make fun of him.
some sick people around, anon.

>>81855548
King Bee went bed early. Wungover from yesterdays Wender

>>81855540
It's got nothing to do with that.

>>81855566
Seethers are always lurking in the shadows. They grow in the number every day.

Would like the hear eva6's opinion on Sam Hydes meltdown on that podcast show.

need to hear HHL's opinion on the new Superman film.

>>81855648
He probably hated it as it wasn't about him.
>>81855641
QRD?

>>81855661
>He probably hated it as it wasn't about him.
Superman is often depicted a Messianic figure.

>>81855556
Hello I am here. Noticed recently when you take your trip off people talk to you get more responses. This is the only form of other human interaction I have that isnt my family members.
>>81855661
Trashed a podcast set because the host was getting on his nerves. I think it was because Sam is an egomaniac and couldnt handle someone being funnier than him in the same room. Not a good look, Nick looked mortified.

Need Ebin Crossy and HHL to make a few more posts x

>>81855704
They your favourite dollies lad?

>>81855704
bleed them dry before they're all gone

If /britfeel/ did end on July 25th and we all went our seperate ways, do you think you'd still think about /britfeel/ and the oldfeelers into your 60s?

>>81855716
Favourite in the current rotation yeah.

>>81855685
Oh I see. Hard to tell with Sam, it could all be a "work" as they call it in wrestling. Last I was involved with Sam Hyde was his Adult Swim show which I enjoyed.

But seriously if this place shuts down on the 25th (doubt it personally) where will we go? The only viable options are discord or that sharty website shit that we went on when the whole site was down a few weeks ago.

>>81855720
It played a role in a large part of my 20s so I suppose so yeah, unless the rest of my life is too good I relegate the dark ages to the darkest recess of my memory

>>81855704
I'm here but off to sleep soon

>>81855720
probably because i doubt ill do anything noteworthy with my life to forget about this place

>>81855731
why wouldn't sharty also get shut down? just more obscure? shan't be stepping foot in any trannycord I'm afraid

>>81855731
This concept has been hypothetically discussed before, and the consensus was 'We'll meet the comments of SSMs vids'

When 4chan actually did go down, I think I was the only one who actually followed protocol and went there

Did HHL get banned after his racist outburst last night

Last week when the GOG sale was on I was skint. Now my wages has gone in I can now afford the games I wanted to purchase but now I have to pay full price.

>>81855766
He got banned for saying he worships that baseball cap lad

>>81855720
60 seconds and forgotten I don't think about this thread or posters unless I'm here

>>81855736
>unless the rest of my life is too good
haha yeah, I'm looking forward to that too!

>>81855754
Same. I did go and see a few britfeel posts but unfortunately my YouTube username contains my real name so I didn't make any posts. I will have to change it before the 25th.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80648406/#80650999

>>81855771
Fucking hate when that happens. What were you interested in getting?

Tilde posts once or twice a year and I still think of him every time I drive past or go through Shrewsbury

SP has been gone since basically before covid and I think of him every time I drive past lancaster (3 times a month minimum)

Means fuck all because you have posted it before you mong.

>>81855797
Could you actually reply to a specific post rather than make this vague cryptic comments

>>81855795
Tilde fell into the sausage roll machine in Greggs.

>>81855795
Tilde is active on brit though.

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/tripcode/%21%2121aNQ2Kq29J/

Warwick Davis works for ofcom now

>>81855795
Ever go Shrewsbury Quest when you were a tot?
Proper mint that.

dont kid yourselves you will be on sharty as soon as all of us will

>>81855818
Nah, I don't live near Shrewsbury

>>81855828
I'll sharty down your throat little lad.

>>81855815
Tilde got sacked from Greggs and now works are Aldi

>>81855838
why did he get sacked?

>>81855789
Fancied playing doom again I played it a lot when I was a kid and was really good at it. Also been looking into Diablo and other games like that. not really interested in the modern stuff, although the oblivion remaster and borderlands 4 look good.

Sadly I dropped a bollock and bought a basic bitch small form factor desktop foolishly not thinking ahead. I will have to buy another PC and probably spend a few hundred quid on a decent rig to run modern games on.

quite like GOG for the non-DRM thing, but the i'm-a-dickhead flipside of that is you can just pirate the games? the exact same installers. no need for tomfoolery with Steam emulators/cracks.

>>81855870
Me no have intelligence to pirate games. So me be a good boy and purchase games.

>>81855845
Tried to commit suicide with a knife

Employed man loves rusty spoons

>>81855885
Another man you're infatuated with?

>>81855879
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/209095694/#209097818

>First time tried slashing my throat with a bread knife and was restrained by a colleague. Second time I tried stabbing myself in the stomach and the area manager and regional manager had to restrain me

'ad enough of living, desu chaps.
I just don't wanna be here, and I don't wanna be me.
And I wish England wasn't the stupidest country in the world, run by people who seem to actually hate us.
And I wish I could get out of the dopamine mines long enough to get literally anything done.

>>81855878
Blad where in the country are you lad? Just vaguely. Was wondering whether you are a Norfer or a Soufer

Now then now then did the Jews set him up?

>>81855939
Norf x

>>81855959
Thanks lad I can picture you a bit more clearly now

>>81855858
Get Diablo 2, lad. It's one of my favourite games of all time. The remaster is great too but if you can only run the original then that's great as well. Don't bother with the original Diablo. It's decent but not quite the same.

Fuck sake as soon as I finally buy One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest on Blu-ray they announce it on 4K. Just happened with Corpse Bride last month too. Whatever. I refuse to upgrade a Blu-ray to 4K unless it's my favourite film. Need to upgrade my Casino, Gattaca and Run Lola Run from DVD to 4K. Think that will be my next 3 for 50 deal when I'm back from USA unless I find them over there cheaper, as 4Ks usually are cheaper there.

>>81855858
If you want some classic PC game recommendations, get on that Little Big Adventure. Proper mint. Pure magic.
Was playing Gabriel Knight a bit ago, but didn't quite manage to finish it. Anyway, that's a good game.

>>81855904
For fuck sake, imagine being some wagie coming in to do your minimum wage shift, hope to just grind through the day as best you can, and you end up having to deal with some tranny waving a knife around

>>81855904
Swear he got it from this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue7wM0QC5LE

>2:42

>>81856011
I watched Nextlander's playthrough of Gabriel Knight 1 and 2. Cool games with based FMV.

>>81855950
Depends what you mean by "set up".
(((They))) "set up" Savile in the same way they set up Mr Beast (wait until his pedo stories get out, cause they will eventually).
It's an occult thing to invert a preconceived "truth" into it's opposite, so in this case a wholesome kind image becomes vile and sadistic. Its the ultimate mind fuck for the NPCs, it's basically a mass molestation of the population in order to reduce them to moral relativis. The ultimate end goal is the elimination of agency of the individual to willing subservience to shadow elites who sutbly manipulate things. The days of brutish Stalinst type overt tyranny are over, the days of "new normal" self imposed tyranny are here.

>>81856079
Mr. Beast is a demon psychopath.

i finished detroit: become human
i think having my own android would fix all my problems

>>81856102
Would you recommend? I went back to Heavy Rain last year and it has NOT aged well. Never played Beyond Two Souls.

>>81856109
i enjoyed the game a lot
some of it does feel like doing chores

>>81856114
Have you seen the film Ex Machina? May be of interest to you. Also I, Robot. The show Humans is also very good.

>i think having my own android would fix all my problems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk7IsmkexuM

(Dresden Dolls lady would never be complicit in sex conspiracies.)

>>81855972
Been looking at that as well today. Sadly its not available to purchase only the remake is.

>>81856163
That's a shame. The remaster is really good to be fair but they did that with the Warcraft games as well I think, although I think I bought Warcraft 1 and 2 on GoG at some point.

>>81856163
pirate it please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b428y1_doGM
this song gets better at like 1 minute

>>81856186
Do you play Diablo 2?

>>81856228
no i would never lol

>this song gets better at like 1 minute
it's a 1:40 song.

zoomers, man. back in my day, we had 'albums'.

Oh lush there's 2 Star Trek Voyager FPS on GOG

>>81856186
Different people like different things. This is the music i listen to
https://youtu.be/smd7eFI4zyw?si=E4Ylkc9cShG1BZGH&t=12

>>81856268
cor doesn't even seem like a Star Trek thing, that (Star Wars: Dark Forces is great).

remember seeing some old (possibly fan?) game that was all about piloting a ship by managing resources. and IRL at a convention, some Not-Star-Trek LARP bridge crew simulator software. (they just took over a room and set up all this kit. not for me, but i hope it was for them.)

>>81856267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iUvp_aul5o
3:17, songs just have better points than others, ill still listen to the entire song
>>81856288
i like something similar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Js2-m3RVQ

>>81856290
Oh theres a ton of bridge simulators. But only 3 FPS ones. The 3rd game that is not on GOG is a Klingon themed game its the best out of the 3

>>81856236
Why not? Just not your type of game?
>>81856268
You ever play the OG Star Trek adventure point and click games?
>>81856267
I literally only listen to full albums. Just the way I was brought up with CDs. Can't get into singles or playlists the same way.

>>81856288
actually quite like this, not normally one of the metal lids.

>>81856304
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iUvp_aul5o
just don't get this tbqh.
anyway eva, you know the rules: post ART

>>81856268
There's a bunch of super good looking Star Trek games that I need to play some day. 25th Anniversary and Judgement Rights were the last time the whole original cast performed together.

After watching Hard Boiled yesterday I just want a remaster of Stranglehold now.

>>81856332
yeah i looked it up later, the impression i got is that there was a whole bridge-simulation scene, to the point Star Trek made an official one. based LARPers.

>>81856335
>adventure point and click games
any of these (in general) you'd recommend to a casual? my guilty pleasure is stupid hidden object games, and i sometimes watch playthroughs of cheesy 90s FMV games.
but is there ACTUALLY a good/modern one where the puzzles make sense, and everything? they look pretty chill.

ohhh i should give Quern another go. think i got stuck on some really early puzzle, spinning tumblers or something like that.

>>81856389
Actually unironically the Leisure Suit Larry remasters are pretty good. The Deponia games are pretty nice too. Not necessarily the same but those Walking Dead telltale games are amazing and you can get the whole package remastered pretty cheap on sale a lot.
With old point and click games it's handy to have a guide on tap anyway because sometimes the solutions are complete and utter bollocks.

>>81856335
Not played any Star Trek games. Might look into the FPS ones. Not really a fan of point and clock games to be honest.

>>81856358
very sleepy and i have a big day tomorrow

>>81856389
Common Wisdom is that the Lucas Arts games were the ones for normies who didn't want to feel their way around some psychotic moon logic puzzle.
Monkey Island, Sam and Max, Day of the Tentacle, Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, etc

>>81856411
I thought they released a 40x Star Trek game not long ago that was well received. Maybe too modern for your setup though. Going to make it a goal to watch Star Trek from the beginning at some point this year. I love old 50s and 60s shows so TOS will be no problem for me I reckon.
I CAN'T just start with TNG. One of my flaws I have to watch it from the beginning. Think I have a release order chart sitting around somewhere.

>>81856440
What you up to? Going to go shop and get dusters as I meant to do it yesterday but didn't bother leaving the house.

>>81856440
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Tree_Flag
fun

>>81856036
I would demand that Tilde succ me off to make up for it, ya heard?

>>81856441
I find that most old point and click games, no matter the publisher, had some sort of ridiculous tomfoolery, whether that be a terrible pixel hint or an awful puzzle. Dark Seed 2 comes to mind.

>>81856449
release order for Star Trek is TOS, TAS, original six movies (actually the later ones may have come out after TNG started), TNG, DS9, Voyager, Enterprise.
The TNG movies were anywhere from the end of TNG to mid run Enterprise.

>>81856440
neat, thanks

>>81856410
>>81856441
thanks for suggestions, did play LSL in a nemulator/SCUMM but there's s lot of bullshit.

>>81856471
text adventure rather than point-and-click, but they remade the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy game in Flash for the BBC website, and it's bullshit, even when you have a guide.
think there's a similar thing to Dark Seed where you have to just guess IN ADVANCE that you'll need some insignificant item later.

Shippy it is an honour to post here with you

Having an OLED has significantly increased my enjoyment of films and TV.

Had some really shit customers tonight. I used to be ambivalent towards whether they won or lost, but I'm definitely starting to enjoy seeing them lose.

>>81856691
i'm not SAYING you're a robot, designed to say marketing things.
but if you WERE a robot, designed to say marketing things, this is what you'd post.

Wonder how many stamps R has so far?

>>81856702
Are you actually a croupier, lid? Any tips?
>>81856836
Are these all Wetherspoons?
>>81856755
Beep beep me lid. I say a truth, marketing or not. At least with OLED when the blacks are raised you know it's the source and not your telly instead of a shit LED with uneven everything.

>>81856948
No they're proper middle class pubs mate.

>>81856948
i definitely notice banding in some videos, and/or can't see shit in others, on my pleb 8-bit 1080p LED monitor.

but that's the way i like it, damn it. don't go getting me used to NEW technology.

>>81856970
It's the backlight on LEDs that drives me mental. Impossible to watch films in the dark because then the flaws in the panel are too noticeable. You need a bias light to fool your eyes.
This is where OLED has been a game changer for me as well as just looking better in every possible way. Sure, there's a burn in risk but I would never go back.
Saying that apparently Mini LEDs are better for bright rooms? I can see that. My Philips Ambilight drove me insane for years because the middle of the screen was darker than the sides and just made everything look a bit wrong or shit.

>>81856948
I'm a croupier, yes. The only winning move is not to play.

not having that zopiclone after all and to think yous all called me an addict well this is proof

>York is one of the great pub cities. I would say Chester has a great city centre too

yeah they definitely don't need VAT cuts

>>81857076
Wise advice there me lid. Me? I set myself a hard limit and play for fun not for money. Take my time with the cheapest slots and when I'm done I'm done. Sadly some people have addiction and lose everything.

>>81857181
That's the second best thing to not playing. However, I've seen countless people who lie to themselves that they're doing just that, and they end up chasing their losses and doing their wollocks.

>>81857280
I like the slots for the same reason I like pinball, all the bright lights and sounds and dingdingding etc etc
Therefore I am content to play with 2ps just for fun or play fake slots like Slotomania on my phone.

>>81857315
>I like the slots for the same reason I like pinball, all the bright lights and sounds and dingdingding etc etc
my lid, love a bit of pinball
t.different anon

Wasted my life. 35 years, no job, no girlfriend, no travel. Just fucked isn't it?

>>81857341
Brutal that lad. Why didnt you do anything?

country grammar mate

>>81857365
By the age of 22 I decided that was enough wage slavery for me and stopped caring. Knew it was only going to be doing that mundane work and being alone. May as well just get my freedom back.

>>81857341
did you at least enjoy your hobbies and interests and learning new things? kept yourself in good health?

kidneys doing my tits in again.
it's that bad ket. i know it. my body knows it. actually makes me feel sick. but i won't get the GOOD ket until at least tomorrow.

>>81857385
A terrible choice in hindsight. You are 10x more depressed now and have wasted 12 of what should have been the best years.

>>81857484
There is no good ket, it's all chinese poison.

>>81857385
>May as well just get my freedom back.
what freedom have you actually got though lad? you just stay at home 24/7 eating turkey twizzlers your mum makes for you

me and ruthmong running away to southeast asia together to start a new life as opium smugglers

>>81857385
If you worked you couldve made enough money to go travelling like and got a 10/10 hooker in Asia for 30 quid

Woke up cus ave got heartburn, jst felt like doing a post before I go back to bed

Ne1 else scottish remember strathclyde police. School days

Its all "police scotland" now

Gaiz its time 2 wise up n reprent nd get right with Jesus. Nobody is promised tomoz. Every1 here can be saved. Its quite amazing. Don't leave it too late as the end times is very close. It's as simple as that the best decision u will ever make.x

>>81857723
Go back to bed you mong

Theres no pleasures in this world thats worth giving up eternal life. WISE UP!!!!

>>81857723
jesus hates anglicans

jesus cannot save me
i am a 'read-only' soul

>>81857779
I dont rly get the relevance of this statement am not a anglican In any case he loves everyone were made in his image nd his grace is available to everyone x
>>81857806
Not true he made you the way you are for a purpose nd whoever believes in him wont perish x simple as

mental to think people in 2025 still believe in this garbage

I want to get these choccys @ christmas time this yr. How lush is that. Hotel chocolat.X

Made me laff thats its called two tier choccys labour style

Gna go back to bed,I have eye test tomorrow x optician xx night god bless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BXyEUOuNds&list=PLBzBwYhHpqLI2g1rpfVfnVFjScpZdDzLR&index=1&pp=iAQB8AUB

>>81857825
can god give me new kidneys? will consider joining your religion.

>>81857843
cor these do sound lush. love dark chocolate. love chillies. love gin.

Crossy come back later pls we are doing the ruthmong routine atm

me, gonna stay awake for 'work in 30' lad.

>>81857934
already on the way de lad, work in 5, couldnt post earlier as i was tight for time, slept like shit, sprog woke up several time and wifeberg didnt even try to help, it tuesday x, i have 3 days off starting tomorrow

Getting up for work at 5am is insane. I thought it was bad getting up at 8

>>81857923
Ave taken a gaviscon for my heartburbs.x Neway I cnt go to sleep w/o answering you everyrhing is possible with God nd all things will be restored not just new kidneys a new body wiv eternal life nd no pain n suffering nd death and evil defeated for good. This is what's open nd available to every1 from his sacrifice for us because he loves us. It's quite amazing. Please read Acts 3:21
>Heaven must receive him until the time comes for God to restore everything, as he promised long ago through his holy prophets
Hope that helps. U shohld read the bible n see what you think.Ok night.x

>>81857441
For a bit. I remember playing Watch Dogs on 360 all day back then, then there was GTA V. Vidya doesn't hold my attention anymore.

>>81857543
Yes I put threw the towel in so quick. Now I'm a nasty, bitter person.

>>81857588
Freedom from doing a deadend job.

>>81857639
That's not what I really want to be honest.

>ywn travel
>ywn have a relationship
>you will always be at the bottom

>>81858360
its quite easy to travel desu anyone can do it

>>81858365
Not for me. I can't get a passport without countersignatures. The government wants men like me to stay put, live in the same area and work some shit job.

>>81858372
you could easily get a passport youre just afraid to make an effort

>>81858395
No that would require suddenly knowing lots of acquaintances for two years. I'm not good at that. I give up.

>>81858408
wont get anywhere in life with that attitude my lad

Ive travelled to about 10 different countries now corr. Given up now though. Every time you get on a plane you're essentially rolling the dice on your life. Having been 20+ planes, I think I'm probably pushing my luck now. Don't wanna be that unlucky one where something breaks while it's in midair and it crashes.

>>81858470
hate traveling by plane me i really do, prefer trains

>>81858485
Me too. All the stuff in the news about Boeing planes breaking and them cutting corners for cost cutting worries me. Like sure statistically you're very safe on a plane. But it only takes 1 flight out of how many to go down. And you don't want to be on that one that goes down. The odds are low but I reckon everyone who gets on a plane must think
>this will be a safe journey
even the ones where the plane actually did end up crashing

>>81856102
being confident and sociable would fix all your problems

>>81858502
Wagies will be getting up as I go to sleep. At least they get sex and holidays. Don't know why they get upset over us unfuckable neets. I'd be a wagie if I could get sex.

>>81858470
I haven't left the country and I'm in my 30s. It would not be possible in a minimum wage job if you're having to rent somewhere.

>>81858439
There's no point trying now. I can't catch up with no life experience from my 20s.

It's clear this immigration is spiraling out of control. You can only dismiss and gaslight the population for so long... And I think this is the end result...a very divided and angry country.

And we've also just found out the UK government, due to it's own incompetence, has been secretly resettling tens of thousands of Afghans in the UK, and preventing the press from reporting on it.

This country really is over. Fuck working. There are more people than jobs. May as well let it go to complete shit now. At least I'm not paying for it through taxes.

>>81858664
another day, same routine

>>81858633
>There's no point trying now
you still have like 50 years left, mong. you could have a normal life with house, sprog and wife in 5 years if you just made an effort

interview on Friday and another on Monday desu

People said the country will need immigrants for the economy to grow as the birth rate is in decline and yet the UK's yearly economy only grew by 0.1%. And the only thing growing is the crime rate. Yeah fuck this shit country. Fuck the police state. Fuck Ofcom.

>>81858674
I was I were kidding but it really is a grim future for the UK unless you're on the higher end of middle class.

>UK has a higher rate of rape than African countries
lol

>>81858730
Women in this country like to make up they were raped when they regret having sex with a man or if he dumped her. Single mums on benefits are the worst kind.

>>81858730
In this country it can be "rape" if you lied your way into getting sex.

Might get a job just like the stretchy man

Poley is a rapist

Lots of sex predators here

>>81858730
don't bother, lad. too many morons here who hate women. doesn't matter what it is, if it involves women they pick the other side, in this case rapists, same thing recently with the police woman who got assaulted in the airport, they side with the pakis who kicked off trying to grab guns

Shoutanon is unironically a rapist

>>81858888
nice quads lad but i dont hate women x

i love women desu senpai

>Babe wake up, nu syrian civil war arc dropped

>>81859114
This effects me how?

Arbroathy's hairy genitals

Do you think you'll always be an incel lads?

>>81859186
At the start of the year I said I couldn't see myself shagging in the future and shagged 2 women in February. Likewise now there is no prospect of a shag on the horizon but who knows

>>81859186
Havent been an incel in nearly 15 years now

back's still fucked de lads unironically hurts really badly now

>>81859114
Lovely. Hopefully these latest rebels are less 'Sunni madmen' type but that's probably too much to ask in that region.

Shippy in the company of SEVERAL A list celebrities today in the limousine. He's succeeded in London. You don't have the intelligence or ambition to succeed. Why?

>>81859251
I have a Swiss visa. Shippy will never be able to get one.

>>81859298
You'll never be a Swiss citizen

Nuttshakeus buttquakeus burritos! Your dick's now a mosquito!

>>81859346
Thanks for the penis enlargement fren!

>>81859321
We will see about that x

>>81859361
>We will see
we won't

whats going on with trumps hand?

>>81859421
Burn marks from Melania's hot pussy

>>81859421
He's in his late 70s

>>81859429
Chika is in his late 30s

today is my birthday
i am happy but hungry and tired

So I've got a bit of a problem, mate. So I've got this guy, he's in the back of my cab, I'm a cab driver now, and he has shat all over the back of the cab, and I've got to charge him a 250 quid cleaning fee, but he's not happy about it and he's taking it very personally, so I wonder if you could talk to him for me and pretend to be my boss and sort of smooth things over for me, would that be alright?

Good morning Mr Davis, what seems to be the problem here?

>>81859479
Well, look, I'll tell you what it is, right? The only reason I shat myself in the back of the cab was because the driver made a loud noise. I mean, providing a receipt, who am I supposed to claim the money from, mate? I, you know, I can't exactly claim it from my employer, can I? I can't say, hey, can you pay my expenses because I shit myself.

>>81859454
happy birthday eva!! eat something nice!

>>81859454
happy bday let's all be nice to eva today no horrible comments x

Eva is balding

>>81859538
don't be horrible

>personality is old
>personality is bald
>personality is fat
We can reasonably assume what this projector looks like can't we. Weird little man.

>>81859566
Look we should be honest, every personality is at least two of those three things

>26
>full head of hair
>skinny

>personality gets his arse cummed in

>>81859576
In your obsessed mind they are sure.

every personality has also paedophilia tendencies

Set his alarm early to get an extra hour of dollyposting in today

>>81859600
but you're here to read every word???

Set his alarm early to get an extra hour of reading dollyposts in today

>>81859490
Look Mr Davis, the fact that you were only charged 250 is a reflection of what a valued customer you are. It's not only the feeling for the cleaning of the vehicle itself, it's also taking an asset off the road for a day, or actually 2 in your case considering how widespread the soiling was. You're lucky we're still willing to have you as a customer considering what trouble you've caused us

Grown man. Spends a significant portion of his life on /britfeel/. Ridicules others for supposed minor flaws

>>81859628
This applies to almost everyone here.

Good morning sir. Mayhaps you'd wish to sample one of the delectable alchemical concoctions we've prepared for the lids today? Nobody knows what any of them do but they're rather attractive wouldn't you say?
They're ice cold my lid if you'd like to take just one, you get to take two pills from the mystery tranquiliser bottle too.

>>81859628
Wouldn't call being a nonce a minor flaw desu

>>81859651
I'll have two orange tictacs and the orange drink my leeed
*turns into a tranquilised coconut*

>>81859651
What's a pill that will let my arse get cummed in more?

>>81859693
I believe they call them 'poppers'

want to post but no sure about what

>>81858470
think I'm pushing 25 countries visited. lived abroad once (in hong kong) and lived in multiple different cities. might be moving again soon, this time to Italy. it might not be for you, but it could be for me

>>81859526
only if she promises to play nice

Good spaff just now
Phwoar

nearly an hour into my working day and I haven't opened outlook yet. corr love wfh me

Morning lids, just got up. On that Thursday morning wuppagrind me. Been invited out tonight but might just fuck it off and keep it womfy, then again might feel like having a few jars later. See how I feel. In the meantime I gotta take me jacket to the repair shop to fix up that hole.

government now saying every afghan they resettled can claim 50,000 in compensation

it just never ends

>>81859790
You ditched your smackhead mates for good this time?

wuppas certified to be on tap.

>>81859790
>Been invited out tonight
Surely better than being stuck in doors lonely and depressed?

MARKS on his bicycle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN16NUeBb78

>>81859805
>>81859871
invited him out because it's bennies pay day

>>81859878
>MARKS on his bicycle
fascinating

Tin man, big can slow gulps

>>81859753
what was it like living in hong kong? what time period?

>>81859798
Compensation for what? Saving them from certain death? No doubt they've already got free housing, a phone, internet and some sort of living allowance.

>>81859878
The content I was waiting for. Just need a helmet live cam now.

LMAO AB at 1:33min

https://youtu.be/wcSXRN8Ic5o?t=93

>>81859504
my mother made me fresh pain au chocolats
>>81859766
i will be happy and nice today

>>81859897
I lived there from 2016-2017, which in hindsight seems to have been a very good time to be there. started going to shit once I left with the riots first and then covid absolutely destroying the place. someone got killed in the riots at my local MTR station shortly after I left. but yeah I loved it, very exciting place. food was great, lots to see and do, island hopping around on cheap ferries, going up to the beaches to the north, or drinking beers by the harbour. I did find the humidity pretty oppressive at times, and the fact there is literally no peace to be found. you could be walking home at 4am and still surrounded by 100s of people. it's also perfectly positioned to fly to other countries in SEA, so in my time there I visited Phillipines, Thailand, Japan and Australia (have family there). I do miss it sometimes, but I hear the place is very soulless these days.

>>81859897
NTA but I once lived there too. Hong Kong, unironically, used to be quite literally the best country in the world for a period between about 2000-2015. It was high-functioning, high quality of life, had exceptional infrastructure, had stable and minimal government, mostly very deregulated economics, a thriving subculture, low crime, high personal freedoms. It is genuinely tragic that we gave it up to China. Even in the brief few years they've controlled it it has become another generic second tier Chinese city. Truly despicable.

the RAM upgrade on my pc made audio sound better
i didnt expect this but i like it

On this day of the year Crossydresser took his first cock.

Bought me gf a Lego plant for our anniversary

>>81859928
pain au chocolats are nice. can you be confident too, go out for lunch or something
>>81859938
interference ig

>>81859929
>but I hear the place is very soulless these days.
Cant be more soulless than the UK though. Drab and grey is all that is here

>>81859931
yeah I couldn't believe how cheap and well run the public transport was and yeah the place felt very safe. when did you live there? were you an island chad? I lived in Mongkok kek

>Sixteen and 17-year-olds will be able to vote in next general election under government plans

>>81859952
im going to my dads when he is back from cumbria, but that is at 2, so i have nothing to do until then
my mother didnt take the full day off because she thought my dad would be home earlier
i could but i dont know

In Japan they leave products outside the shops to advertise them. No one robs them though. High trust society innit. They'd be gone in 3 seconds in this gay ass shit fuck country called the UK

>>81859960
Me? Never voted. It's pointless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVU37xAhY8
this song feels very nice with this new audio

>>81859965
plenty of time to go out for lunch, what's in town that you would eat

>>81859976
there is a chinese cafe that does bubble tea and ummm bao buns but also like other chinese stuff

>>81859959
I was there from 2009-2014, moved over for a job. I was in Tsuen Wan. I genuinely wish we never gave it up, very sickening to see HK go from the best country in the world to what it is now. I visited last year and it was utterly, like you said, soulless. Grottier, noticeably less safe, less well-run. Very sad.

>>81859982
get bubble tea and bao buns!!

>>81860000
Very nice numbers, lad. Well done

>>81859805

Pretty much yeah, one of them was fucking ringing me at 2am last night. Had to block the number. It's not the smackhad mates who have invited me out tonight, they'll all be skint af anyway.

>>81860004
but i am still fill from the pain au chocolats my mother made
i ate 2 and i already feel a bit sick

>carpal tunnel
eh, most likely not

>>81859454
Happy birthday, I hope you have a fabulous day filled with joy, laughter and ice cream.
Do you have any nice plans?

>>81860013
you won't still be fill at lunch time silly, you can go at like 1pm

>>81859956
Put some shoes on step outside faggot

>>81859929
>>81859931
did you get some hong kong pussy?

>>81860023
Those types of places are far away though. Nowhere near a soulless city like Leeds

>>81860034
they absolutely are near a soulless city like leeds
its yorkshire obviously there is rural towns

>>81860023
why dont we care about how our buildings look anymore? in the past even cottages for lower class people had effort put in them to make them look nice now all out houses look boxy and dull

>>81860042
Leeds is soulless lid. Like all UK city. Grey drab and full of nonces.

>>81860032
I was there for five years mate and I'm not an incel. Wasn't much around except hong kong pussy tbqhwy. Well no, I tell a lie, there was a sizeable non-HK population so I got regular pussy too.

>>81860050
>t. hasn't been outside this month

>>81860050
but not all of the uk is bad, this applies to literally almost every country
there is good places, and there is bad places
its not up to wealth, plenty of working class people live in rural areas, i live in a rural area, i see many working class people, but i also see upper middle class people like me

>>81860006
Do think youll ever move out of the spacker home?

>>81860067
All of the UK is bad. You probably haven't been to any other country if you think this country is good. Yeah there are some nice mountains here and there like in Wales. But it's still shite overall. Much better places out there.

>>81860000
nice quads. ah yeah I had a few friends that lived in Tsuen Wan. sad to hear of its deterioration. I was teaching when I was there, and I remember how 90% of my students were talking about how they wanted to leave HK because of China's spreading influence. it sad. one of the things I miss the most is being able to get really good fried dumplings at any hour of the day. that was my comfort food when there. or pork and rice corr

>>81860067
The good places are becoming very, very scarce. In fact I can't actually think of any. Cambridge and Bath used to be nice, but both times I've been recently they're shitty dogholes like the rest of the country. I'm sure in theory there are nice places out there left, but I don't know them and they're likely to be small villages which can be charming but if you want to live in a nice town or city then you're simply out of luck - there aren't any nice ones left.

The government has speedrun turning a lovely country into a shithole. It's genuinely remarkable how bad its gotten in only a generation.

>>81860052
good for you mate, britfeeler on tour slaying

>>81860110
Some rural villages might be charming but they're useless for everyone except retired rich people.

>>81860032
sadly, I was in a relationship. I really, really regret that now.

new shoes are unwomfortable and i cba to wear them in

oxford is nice. if anything its geting better with time

>>81860100
The food was amazing, no question. Actually just looked up my old favourite place to get dumplings and apparently now its permanently closed recently. Literally decline right before my eyes. Fuck sake reminiscing and looking at the state of it now has actually made me really sad.

Do asian girls like white guys or is that just a meme? Will I get sideways pussy if I go backpacking around asia?

>>81860128
Local or student? Oxford is a bit odd. Nice centre albeit far too busy. Everywhere outside the centre is shit

Nottingham is the only good city in the UK

>>81860149
They like the stereotypical idea they have of white guys from movies. Tall, muscular, confident etc. If you're a stinky weeb manlet, good luck lol

spilling my loser goor in honour of eva's birthday

anyone want to go to bangkok with me next year for songkran

>>81860157
i used to live there about 10 years ago but still visit from time to time. the only part thats isnt nice is blackbird leys/ rose hill.

Thailand is for very 'off' people, not necessarily nonces, although in many cases that too, but definitely 'off'

day 7 nofap for me

>>81860172
Not the Belgian anon are you

>>81860179
no, didnt even know there was one

>>81859960
means people born in 2013 will be able to vote in the next election
mental

I've never voted in my life

>>81860198
Me neither. It doesn't matter. There is no political solution.

Belgium is grim af

>>81860198
Same lid

HAPPENING

>16 and 17-year-olds to be able to vote in next general election

16 and 17-year-olds to be able to vote in next general election

Why don't you sexless lads go to Thailand?

In Switzerland they vote on pretty much everything. It's called "direct democracy". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Direct_democracy

i think i might be an alcoholic

>>81860227
Not into bar girls, there's plenty of regular beautiful women in Thailand who will actually love you

More vooting = more democracy = gooder and fairer society :)

Lol. People believe this.

Not really sure why Labour think that this age bracket will vote for them. Probably just gonna mean more vooots for Green/Reform/various other meme left parties. This change seems like 25 years out of date.

Off out for a trekkie brekkie and a few jars me. Oh aye it Thursdays x

>>81860224

Corr the Greens and Lib Dems will see a huge surge from this. Tories fuming x

>>81860253
The poor diet and alcohol will kill you off one day

>>81860253
>>81860233
we have the same apu folder from mega.
enjoy your beers mate

>>81860266
he's got nothing else to live for except some vague happenings in middle eastern shitholes

>>81860259
i reckon labour are doing it to weaken the reform vote as they're mostly boomers

>>81860259
This >>81860281. young people vote labour

50 year old man with a 30 year old Thai wife and a couple of mixed race sprogs, oh aye x

>old enough to vote
>old enough to join the army
BUT ABSOLUTELY NOT OLD ENOUGH TO CONSENT TO SEX WITH SOMEONE 18 OR OLDER NO SIR NO WAY NOT HAPPENING SIMPLY UNFATHOMABLE NOT POSSIBLE NO WAY THAT IS RAPE PLAIN AND SIMPLE

Me? Playing CS:S during my team's Zoom call. I'm the team manager.

>>81860295
better than being sad and lonely

Want to suck a dick but grindr just doesn't work for me. Can't make an account for some reason. What are my other options? Never done gay stuff before.

>>81860294
At the moment? Dunno. Things more polarised. They're either little chuddies or into the whole Palestine thing. Neither group would vote Labour. I would think Reform + Greens + Corbyn would see the most gains from this in the next election. Could be wrong. Not that it matters anyway.

>>81860253
>back on the wooze already
based

>>81860296
i thought 16 year olds could do it with whoever they like

>>81860309
look up dogging or cottageing location near you

Zoomers will vote for Labour, the party that want to replace population with people from the middle east

>>81860310
In the 2024 general election, Labour topped the ballots for voters aged 18-24, securing about 41% support, while Conservatives were at just 8%, and Reform UK and others split the remainder

Tuppencius expensiurse
Are you dying or stuck with a curse?
Check for teabags ye keep in your purse.
Resting through the night simply oiling up your spaffer staff
Yer' wishing for some manly bums, some bellends or a scrotum bag.

>>81860328
>the party that want to replace population with people from the middle east
why do you think this?

>>81860333
>why do you think this?
Read the news on a daily/weekly basis lad.

>>81860329
Yes, 18-24. But we are talking about sixth formers here. I think it's a bit distinct. Obviously Tories just lose on this, labour will gain votes, but will reform/other meme parties make comparitvely bigger gains? That's the question int it.

NEETs will vote for Reform, the party that want to demolish social welfare.

>>81860328
>the party that want to replace population with people from the middle east
it lush x

When I went to vote at the last election, the two people in front of me couldn't speak a word of English and were having to be assissted to cast their vote, my intention was to spoil my ballot but I ended up just voting reform even though my local reform candidate was a wrong'un (as a lot of them are).

I probably won't even bother going next time

Which party does Chika vote for?

>>81860351
The closest you'll ever get to a women like her is on your screen big sexy man x

There's a town called "bashshit" in israel lol

The more you know innit

>>81860310
You never seem to spend any time with your BF, you're always here and doing stuff alone

>>81860313
If a 16 year old does it with another 16 year old or 17 year old then it's fine, but if they do it with anyone 18 or older then it's considered rape.

>>81860295
Who are you even on about

>>81860371
>If a 16 year old does it with another 16 year old or 17 year old then it's fine, but if they do it with anyone 18 or older then it's considered rape.

Well this is wrong in the UK, 16 can do it with anyone but you can't have nude images of 16/17 year olds.

Going karting in Coventry soon

>>81860365
There is a village called "Bitsch" in Switzerland

>>81860386
you lucky thing! have fun

>>81860361
I don't vote.
>>81860368
I'm not here as much as I am accused of. Besides, swapping between apps and tabs is quick and I type quick. People will see the and say I'm here all day if they like though.

>>81860393
>People will see the and

>>81860356
>my local reform candidate was a wrong'un
Mine was literally pro-jimmy Saville and ended up on BBC News because of it

>>81860407
Seethe and*
There I fixed it

eating eva6's fanny for her birthday x

>>81860416
Doesn't matter. They want to stop the boats.

>>81860351
what the actual fuck I think I know this lassie

>>81860423
wanting to stop the boats and having a viable plan to stop the boats are not the same thing

>>81860377
Imagine a 50 year old man with a 30 year old Thai wife and a couple of mixed race sprogs. Shouldn't be too hard.

>>81860417
I think he meant to say "People will see THAT and..."

>>81860428
google says
>The image features Rama Duwaji, known for her work as an architect and designer. She is also recognized as the wife of New York State Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani.

>>81860432
So some random fictional couple then

He knows her lads

>>81860431
It all starts with a desire. None of the other parties even pretend to give a fuck. Once they're in power they can start making changes.

My birthday in less than 10 days, bereft of ideas in life, severely lacking motivation in all life departments, not even bothered about women/shagging because SSRIs have nuked my cock (I struggled to wank even after 48 hours)

>>81860434
No I just put a space in the word seethe by accident.

https://youtu.be/fEbDwrwL7Zc

>INSIDE A HUMBLE LOCAL COMMUNITY IN AFRICA, UGANDA

>>81860450
labour are trying, there have been arrests of people smugglers and there's a new "one out one in" treaty with france. its not even close to being solved but there has been effort

>>81860450
They just tell you they will stop the boats to get you to vote for them you mong

>>81860453
>SSRIs have nuked my cock (I struggled to wank even after 48 hours)
You should get a fleshlight for that

>>81860476
Meanwhile the other are not telling me they will stop the boats so why should I vote for them.

>>81860476
this. classic demagoguery

eating crossydresser's bussy for his birthday x

>>81860483
I can get hard (eventually) and wank, I just can't cum because it ends up feeling like nothing unless I've left it a few days, I'd be going at a fleshlight for like an hour and then I'll finish if i'm lucky.

>>81860468
Can we not have this drivel again

Interestingly, I had consecutive day wanks that felt decent when I lowered my SSRI dose to 100 ( down from 200) but I felt like shit in other departments so I went back to 200

>>81860486
"smash the gangs" init?

>>81860493
i'll post whatever i like

>>81860483
Might rather need a flashlight to find it, due to the atrophy and that. Sorry Ebin just joking x.

>>81860491
>>81860496
You know nicotine might help you. Not cigarettes of course but a nicotine gum perhaps. Just a thought. Look into how it works.

A cigar might even be enjoyable but cigarettes a very grim because of all the addictives

Think we should just throw "KNEECAP" in prison, not for the terroist palestine shit but because they make shit "music"

>>81860514
make them play in prison. now that's a deterrent

>>81860511
My cock hasn't shrunk actually, that sounds like a /pol/ myth. It's not of excellcent size but its certainly competitive.

>>81860513
A cigar sounds classy

>>81860462
Thing is, even in the poorest, most deprived places in Britain, you simply don't get this level of non-function.

>>81860528
Yeah I just assumed if you don't use it you lose it as they say but maybe not idk. Could you not discontinue the SSRInibbas?

>>81860528
I think part of the psychological drive behind me twinking out as a bottom is because I have a pretty small cock. Maybe it's all a big psychological cope.

>>81860528
>It's not of excellcent size but its certainly competitive.
Does that even matter if only you and you alone see it and touch it?

>>81860537
I do use it, mostly wank every other day but sometimes longer. I find sex drive comes in "waves" on it, sometimes its fairly normal and other times its crashed to very low levels but desire for intimacy remains. I tried qutting SSRInibbas but the trade-off wasn't worth it just yet, I was too anxious/mental to function on the half dose and I'm not shagging anyway so the trade-off isn't worth it, maybe if I was a normie with shags lined up then yeah.

>>81860538
Yeah you have to tell yourself size doesn't matter, similar to me and my feminine body proportions

>>81860539
I suppose not, but theres always a chance.

>>81860322
arent those whites mostly? im only really into masculine black men

Before anybody makes any IMPLICATIONS. That other gay poster is not me. For the record. As you were.

>>81860547
A cigar might be worth trying. I don't have it too often but it can really cure a lot of mental health problems instantly. I just have one now and again to take the edge off on really bad days

>>81860552
Is your cock a competitive size then? do you ever go on the "offensive"?

>>81860560
Lmfao. I will keep this a mystery for now my lid. Make your own assumption. It what britfeel for int it?

>>81860552
16 hours a day. No life outside of 4chan.

When they say 'competitive rate of pay' they means they offer 2p and hour more than minimum wage so they don't have to say minimum wage

>>81860562
If I ever come to Noocastle I'll make sure my arse is clean and I haven't wanked for a few days. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

I will now masturbate. I want everybody to know that.

>>81860590
That's nice dear. Timmy's having his lunch.

>>81860588
Corrr? Or not corrr. Dunno.

>>81860590
were all watching and wishing you the best

>>81860418
in movies and tv, couples usually have sex on either partners birthday, does this apply to reality
better question actually, how often do real couples have sex? and, how does it happen? do you ask your partner, or does it just happen

>>81860646
Can't wait to see the incel responses to this

crossy serving up a bussy buffet x

>YWN cycle around Wareham with SSM

Want everyone to know that I'm going to see a man about a dog

>>81860646
>in movies and tv, couples usually have sex on either partners birthday, does this apply to reality
Yes
>>81860646
>better question actually, how often do real couples have sex? and, how does it happen? do you ask your partner, or does it just happen
The honeymoon period of 6 months or more, sex multiple times a day/night. Reduces down to once or twice a day/night, then maybe once a day, can reduce further to a few times a week. One of you will initiate sex, usually the man, men have to guess when women want sex by those subtle hints you give that we still don't get an never will.

keeping crossy as a pet when this place is nuked ta

Tempted to gatn Malverns but just coomed so energy will be sub-optimal

>>81860686
is there any reason it slows down? hormones? excitement?

Fuck me man why are people still falling for this cringelarp.

>>81860705
The novelty wears off, time constraints.

>>81860719
it just sounds depressing and lonely after a while

>>81860723
You mean you become partners and not just providers of sex for each other.

>>81860646
not something you need to worry about until you are confident and sociable! go get lunch

>>81860737
my mother is going to make me chicken & rice in 30 minutes

>>81860745
call a chinese, order for collection, go fetch it, you'll really impress your mother

>>81860748
my mother knows i struggle

Crossy give this Eva LARP a rest you mentally ill freak.

>>81860752
yeah that's why she'll be really impressed, it is your birthday so let her cook for you today but you should try to do something like that soon, you can do it if you tried and you'll feel good

Eva don't you have a job? Get back to work.

>Early to mid twenties NEET

TACTICAL OFCAM NUKE INCOMING

>>81860762
It's possible to post in britfeel as you work you know

>sit down for haircut
>hairdresser starts talking to me
what their problem?

>>81860811
Hard for them I suppose, they don't know if you're awkward or not so they have to guess or assume. Mine always just talks to me for about a couple of minutes then it's obvious I am giving short answers so they stop.

>>81860745
let me buy you something for your birthday x

>>81860811
>you off work today luv?
>y-yeah s-su-sure

>>81860838
cringemonger

>>81860838
We have another /britfeel/er with a birthday next week, will you bet buying him anything?

>>81860829
funny thing is I tried to engage back, and she stopped talking after a bit anyway, guess I'm doomed
>>81860841
kek was actually her first question

Nobody bought DVDlad anything for his birthday. It not right. Well he could have done with another Hong Kong film, couldn't he?

Me? Sometimes I just lie to the person cutting my hair. Easier with new barbers but even my regular ones I've got big fake lives that I talk about with them.

>>81860852
>will you bet buying him anything

All ApuLad wanted for his birthday was a Texan Long Legged Helper. Did he get one? No... he didn't. He barely got any fren paraphernalia at all. Not right how uneven people are treated here.

>>81860883
Got to be careful with them breeds, mine snuck out at night, kidnapped the neighbours Alsatian and was found riding around the city centre at 3am off his nut on whiskey.

Shippy's man goo is slightly yellowish due to his poor diet.

>>81860883
His legs don't look that long to me

>>81860898
Shippy got that prostatitis and that is yellow mush x

Why don't we just grant citizenship to everyone on Earth pre-facto and then when they get here and start claiming benefits and living in council houses and working deliveroo jobs and stuff we can then sort out the paperwork later? Seems to me that it would be more efficient to achieve the goal the government has set for itself of importing the world into England.

Chat, create a picture of a Texan Long Legged Helper.

Thinking about another mans sperm is so gay funny xD

>>81860898
Colour isn't necessarily due to diet, lad. You can take supplements to purposefully give it a stronger white colour, but the natural colour is down to genetics mostly.

When I was in McDonalds last week there was a Chinese fella doing Just Eat. Made a nice change and he seemed like a friendly wee fella.

I bet HHL's sperm count is low.

>>81860900
Their body percentage is mostly legs, it's why they call them long legged. You seen how high his belt is placed? All his vital organs placed in the remaining 15% of his body that aren't legs.

>>81860921
good thing he pussyfree x

>>81860876
>Easier with new barbers but even my regular ones I've got big fake lives that I talk about with them.

I'm an undertaker. I'm an arms dealer, my office is in Shanghai

Frubes

>>81860901
Must have been, it wasn't the clap

im straight but i want a gf that will 'force' me to suck big black cocks
wtf

>>81860934
You probably just did these tests so at least someone (the assistant taking youre orange-coloured urine) thinks you have had sex.

>>81860954
too much porn matey

>>81860958
Never sene orange urine. It's light yellow normally and dark yellow when dehydrated (rarely)

>>81860954
you're a whiteboi beginning to accept your place in the sexual hierarchy
at the moment you're still coping by wanting a woman to 'make' you do it, if even just through pretend kink play, but eventually you'll accept it fully and become a full-blown bbc worshiping caged up sissy cuck
start taking sissypills now lad, it makes it easier in the long run

Are Shippers know a bit about bbc roleplay.

Spent the morning gooning and was planning on spraying a big load soon, but just got a text from a fwb that she's fee to fuck later, so have to stop and save my load. Major blueballs right now, really painful swollen epididymis. I know it'll go down by the evening, but still annoying.

one wank planned for today

Thinking about Shippy's sperm

Same shit every day. The monotony of life knows no bounds. Don't know why I bother getting up.

Abigaile Johnsons scene with Mandingo is excellent

>>81861033
She's an insanely cute girl and the stills from the scene are literally god-tier, but the actual scene itself is very lacklustre. She is obviously way out of her depth, can't fuck, can't take him, can barely suck the tip and she doesn't know how to be sexy for the camera.

>>81861033
Quite enjoyed 'Mandingo Hide Your Wives'

>>81861033
She's cute but I only watch her scenes with white men.

>>81861045
I've said it before and I'll say it again, JulesJordan circa mid-late 2000s to late 2010s was the single greatest output of porn in history.

Wish I could've sucked it with her

>>81860441
ok I definitely don't know her but she looks loads like someone I went to school with, who I subsequently looked up and she has hit the wall HARD

>>81861054
Cute young white girls like this should be working at Starbucks or something. The porn industry is evil.

>>81861052
Indeed lad. I rarely watch new studio porn these days.

>>81861077
she likes it though
she even said in an interview that her scenes with black men were her favourite to film

For me it was mid 2000s BangBros.

BN on a mad one this afternoon

>>81861091
BN isnt here rn lad

I wish I was a girl
I wish I had trooned out when I was young
Too late now

>>81861091
If 'BN' likes 2000 era porn then he's based

New castle-themed thread when we're ready lads

>>81861116

>>81861122
Dont be hasty theres one more post left

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