Sheffield edition

First for Jammer

>>81610667 (OP)
Excellent edition, well chosen

>>81610677
>169K views
now this is a successful youtuber

I am incredibly grateful for you making the new thread at 399 posts, lad. If it had gone on a single post longer I would have had terrible post-400 anxiety.

why does chatgpt randomly add shit like the mountains in the background and the beanie? then then you tell it to remove it it adds other random shit, ai is a joke

>>81610667 (OP)
Should've gone for the lick my balls edition ngl

a lot of people are buggin their babies these days... i guess babies can't be trusted!

Might move Nottingham

>>81610723
Where are you going to put it?

nottingham? more like nothingham lmao

Might move to CornwaII

>>81610731
On me doorstep where it belongs

>>81610739
is there a wall of corn there? lmao

how does one move to america

>>81610690
Because it's not a perfected technology mate. The fact that you can go and give it a one sentence prompt and get that out is fucking astonishing enough. Literal magic to anyone from all of human history up until maybe even just 10 years ago. Just chill out and let it improve over time.

Not many good cities left in UK is there

>>81610739
>move to CornwaII

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pSPBBRAh5F0

>>81610759
Ship or plane

>>81610690
one of humanity's most interesting accomplishments is a joke because it added mountains to a picture that you could never make yourself
i would hurt you if i could

>>81610759
not happening you can only dream of america
where things are 10x bigger and 10x lusher

>>81610759
Are you white? Spend a year going through the process of finding an employer, getting a prospective job offer, going through the immigration process, passing all the checks, verifying your income/savings etc.

Are you non-white? Just turn up and don't leave and then go to a Democrat sanctuary city and get free gibs/housing.

>>81610781
i am white fully yes
>>81610779
well seeing as i intend to move to the poorest state ( wv ) i dont think things will be "that much bigger"

Me and Eva traveling to America

Just read about the Rakeem Miles case. Day ruined.

>>81609851
ITs not me but ave considered doing same not with deception involved or money just for free/sexual gratification but am entitled now to say am not a transgender now maybenot fully cis but who is? had gender dysphoria for about first 25 yrs of my life i overcame it over a period of abusing drugs for about 10 yrs,,until I was numbed out to stop caring I guess when i was born i had two options between tranny and drug addict but ave been getting mixed up lately bc this year alone am aff the diazepam,,am aff the booze,am recently aff-ish the nicotine,am in the process of getting aff opiates,that will be that.....I was on benzos for 10 yrs.Evry day.ITs a major change.Yea if we lived in the 2000s world it would be diff but living in the end of days i cant be concerned with nething tht doesnt save my soul n what kinda life THE BIG MAN has in mind.Well I regret drinking or doing drugs but it kept me going i was for sure gna KMS until i found that way to mellow out for a wee while.Ofc i would rather be born different but i wasnt so thats the end of it.I feel like God must honestly hate me nd ave done something terrible in a past life.ITs crazy that both my sisters were born female n statisticaly speaking from my mammys 3 kids it was more likely to be born female but there was 1 space left for a moid n somehow that juts had to be me.........Of course it had to be me.They didnt have to do anything,,to be born as a girl it was just handed to them....They dont even care.Nd theyve always been popular with guys.I was so jealous.ITs ok now but i had issues before.Its funny bc theyre jealous in reverse because of am closer to my mam bc theyre so independent they think am the favourite n say stuff like that not knowing the miserable path am on for things to be this way.Am less independent so i bonded more w mum.Thats all.IT is what it is.My life is definition of."It is what it is".Ammoving on from it but the chemicals have done a number on me.I jst think WWJD unironically.

>>81610788
have you thought about moving to asia instead? its nicer than america and the uk

Not reading that wall of drivel pal

>>81610798
no i like appalachia more

Chaining Eva up in a sex dungeon and having sex with her multiple times per day, impregnating her and harvesting her breast milk.

>>81609547
Good tunes 4 waking up aye

>>81610759
Basically four routes.

1. Work for an American company and get transferred to their head office (L1 visa)
2. Get offered a job by American company, get them to apply for a visa for you, win the visa lottery. It's about a 1-in-3 chance of winning (H1-B visa)
3. Have evidence of extraordinary ability in your field. Stuff like industry awards, mentions in the media, etc. Use that to apply for a visa (O-1 visa)
4. Marry an American

t. moved to America at one point

>>81610795
can you learn to type eligibly please, cheers

Feelin rly jittery this morn weird dreams,sleeping bad nd just stuff needing done that ave pit off for too long...............oh aye.Going for my walk after the hair dry/phone charge symbiosis is complete.Have a nice day.
>>81610764
Banger

Didn't yanklass live in the appalachia?
Stop recycling gimmicks ya wee pooftah.

>>81610805
do these lead to citizenship?

>>81610825
ive had an interest in appalachia for ages
also iirc she lived on the east coast

4 hour threads of nothing but the same spam and dolly drama. Fuck off to /brit/ you sad fucking prick.

>>81610826
Yes all of them can lead to citizenship eventually.

>>81610816
>weird dreams,sleeping bad nd just stuff needing done that ave pit off for too long
The dreams could be related to putting things off, the mind telling you that something needs to get done.

Can't blame crossy wanting to move to America, UK is fucking grim

>>81610816
Big bunny

>>81610848
Aye I rly think so considering the 1st one the night before,, was about a wasp coming in the house but i couldnt hear it buzzing when it got in but i knew it was still there so i was freaking it nd i was talking about Jesus but every time i said his name in the dream i started crying.Nd then the next 1 was me n my mam getting locked out the house n we had to break into the house to get back in.I mean its weird.
>>81610892
Got to love a big bunny

Walkies then.cya

I'm exhausted, cba to do anything desu my lads

Crossy and Shippy sitting in the Counting House in George Square. Shippy trying to figure out the best way to bring up blowjobs.

why does crossy talk like that?

>>81610911
got a problem with it punk?

Given the chance and knowing I would get away with it I would beat Crossmong up

>>81610911
Hidden disability innit, he was born like that

>>81610911
he calls it cuteposting

Crossy sitting across from Shippy saying "Do you think I've got my mammy's eyes?"
Shippy saying "Oh god yes, I could lose myself in them."

Does Eva do anal? Did we ever establish this?

>THC vape battery died before I smoked the whole of it.
NOOOOOOOOO FUCKFUFUCKFUCKKK NO NO NO N O PPPLEASE NOooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>81610911
He likes LARPing as a teen girl

seasideMARK is in Weymouth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sot-jzSlJSU

UK is grim

>>81610993
No lie detected here

>>81610991
He moves pretty swiftly for a guy with a hidden disability

Few wausage wolls and a wuppa to start the day. Oh aye.

>>81610943
They do disposable THC vapes now? Proper stuff, or a spice laced green liquid?
I knew somebody that got cartridges from murrica, they were good, but had to attach them to a vape pen/battery. Could always charge the pen.

>>81611021
Wampers or wuggies today mate?

>>81610991
If I had known earlier I would have driven down that way

I met David Mellor at London City Airport in the summer of 2017.

>>81611021
Beehive later de lid? It Wednesday x

>>81611021
>>81611033
boom, got him good lad

>do my pnc training assessment
>fucking terrible because im not a fucking policeman and ive had minimal training
>everyone else passes with flying colours
>I have to stay behind and re do some of it because im a stupid fucking retard MONG
>get the certificate

fucking stupid humiliation ritual, everything I endure is a humiliation ritual and im sick of it, why cant I just be left alone.

>>81611024
They've been doing them for a long time lad. Some of the best ones I've had were actually UK made.

stuck indoors bored lonely and depressed

>>81611039
Not a single non-obese woman in sight. Absolutely fucking grim.

>>81611059
Now you know how women see you lad.

>>81611057
thats the story of my life x

>>81611061
But I'm not fat...

Ebin do you have mates that you just like hang out with and stuff?

>>81611084
What do you think lmao

>>81611068
You're equally repellent to women as fat women are to you.

>>81611055
Proper oil though?
Feels shit being a boomer and not knowing anybody for this stuff. Having to get into dnm till I stumble across somebody that can get that stuff.

>>81611039

Nah lid I'm off the wooze until Saturday now. Having a few days off.

>>81611093
I doubt that's the case. I have never wanted to shag a fat woman, but I have managed to convince non-fat women to shag me.

>>81611101
Fat women get shagged by non fat lads all the time though. In fact much more often than you've managed to convince non fat women to shag you.

>>81611110
Okay I suppose I just have higher standards than most lads. But to claim that women see me the same way I see fat women is just wrong. I see fat women as subhuman, most women see me as normal.

>>81610690
Your prompt was probably 'this man on a mountain walk here'

>>81611094
Yeah definitely proper oil. The best ones I've had have been rosin, they tend to be pricy. The cheaper ones are made from distillate.

I haven't bought offline for a decade now. The choice online is just too good. These days it's not DNMs, it's all on Instagram, Telegram and Signal.

>>81610683
Getting that for every video is success. Getting it once and then fading into obscurity (besides spamming his channel here), not so much

>>81611128
He gets thousands of views every video lad. There's only a few dozen regular posters here

>>81610908
I got my walkies in an hour, restricted by work.

>>81611122
Or the women who've shagged you have lower standards than most women?

Imagine furiously seething at someone because they occasionally exercise by walking up a hill. Crazy desu

>>81611138
He doesn't get 100k+ every video so he's not a success. That's the bare minimum

>>81610770
>one of humanity's most interesting accomplishments
>ai landfill
hello sir

>>81611146
Possibly, but that would be statistically vrey unlikely and by all accounts I am average in looks. By all accounts women who are fat are below average in looks.

by all accounts you're a gay mong

>>81611161
There are other factors to attractiveness, lad. It's been shown in studies that men with poor social skills trigger the same disgust in women that obese women do in men.

What's this about a guy in Scarborough called "Ibn Ziyad" going after Ebin?

Want to ask a youtube lass out but I know I am not in a good position for any kind of romance.

>>81611172
No it hasn't, but okay. Either way fat women are gross and I am proud that I have never lowered my standards to shag one.

>>81611048
What job requires training for the Police National Computer? If that's what you're referring to

Would only ever consider shagging a fat woman if she did anal.

I'm on the pnc because of my auditing.

>>81611127
>Instagram, Telegram and Signal.
I thought you had to have contacts, somebody in 1 of these groups, doubting it'll be as easy as searching town name weed, on these platforms.

>>81611189
You just can't handle a fat woman, incel.

>>81611189
>No it hasn't

Denial lad. Autism is the male version of obesity, when it comes to destroying your sexual market value.

>>81611215
Why would you search "town name"? It's postal.

I'll give you a telegram link right now, although you might not trust it since I'm an anonymous person (and you'd be right, frankly)

Let's say I need a job, should I aim for:

1. A supermarket job just so I can get back into work quickly
2. A white collar desk job using my degree etc

I would prefer 2. Maybe I should just apply for anything though.

Hearing rumours that if the bennies bill gets voted down Starmer might resign out of embarrassment kek.

>>81611256
What degree lad

>>81611208
I imagine that would be very messy considering her diet

>So tell me, why does this poster on 4chan upset you?
>"He keeps walking up this hill"
>Right, how often does he do it?
>"Maybe once a week or so"
>And is it any hill in particular?
>"The Malvern hills"
>Why does this specifically upset you
>Y-you wouldn't understand

>>81611256
>1. A supermarket job just so I can get back into work quickly
Unless you live in a tiny town (and even then...), these are flooded with hundreds of applicants

I'm moving to Brighton. Why? Because it's well lush

Microsoft makes some of the shittiest software I've ever used. Teams and Outlook make me want to fucking kill myself.

Can't imagine what its like to be 30+ without a sprog, how does one find meaning in life without reproducing?

>>81611266
Obviously I'd insist on a very thorough enema beforehand lad.

>>81611288
Buying DVDs it lush.

>>81611281
Been to Brighton once to meet a bloke I knew from a video game

>>81611239
Town name, post code, more or less same thing.

Drop telegram link, I'll have a look and think, and also, wouldn't that be a localised group?

>>81611281
We already have a Nottingham anon, and a new Cornwall anon. We don't need another "location" anon. Get a new gimmick

>>81611288
I'd actively hate having a sprog.
Quite like having money, peace, and free time.

>>81611288
I find my meaning in the camaraderie I share with my fellow bnwo discord gooners.

>>81611256
get a supermarket job and apply for others while you do it?

>>81611288
All the miserable middle-aged dads should tell you that perhaps there's more to satisfaction in life than just popping out kids

>>81611288
I run a non-sexual penis comparison subreddit with an old friend of mine. I find it gives me the meaning I seek in life.

>>81611283
There's lots of open source alternatives out there lad. Most people are just lazy and use the pre-installed Microsoft blostware apps.

>>81611191
bullshit home office ''threat check'' unit, thing is the actual job isn't even based off the outdated pnc its a more updated one and the training next week has no assessment its just training, pointless

>TFW I'll never live in a cheap as fuck old dingy flat in Camden or Shoreditch pre-gentrification before the boom of property development in those areas
Why fucking live? I mean seriously. Why fucking bother? Fucksake,

>>81611288
I have a sprog and I regret it to be honest. It's exactly what some people need in life and it makes them very happy, but just for me personally it did nothing but make me miserable. If I could go back and undo it I would.

>>81611316
Yeah I know and I use linux on my personal hardware, but this is for work so no choice.

I donated my sprog to charity, it might be for you but it's not for me

>>81611322
Of all the periods of human history, you choose grotty London districts during some of the grimmest times of British? Come on lad

>>81611324
What makes you miserable? Kinda getting a LARP vibe here

>>81611322
I lived in Shoreditch from 2009 until 2014. Obviously not pre-gentification but before the property development boom really took off. Some of the best days of my life.

Been using LibreOffice for about a year now.

Wish I had discovered it sooner

>>81611324
Shippy is in denial this is a real thing but I know several lads in your position.

Stayed with a buddy in Islington about 10 years back. Thought it was a proper shithole. People years later told me it was actually one of the nicer areas? Surely they're lying, or just clueless about places that are actually nice

Have to go to work soon but feel bloated from all the spaghetti i just ate

>>81611341
It just never ends. No free time, everything is expensive as fuck, if you want to spend time alone or with the missus you need to pay for a babysitter, always exhausted at the end of the day so sex naturally is less frequent, everything is always centred around your kids - what makes them happy, what will they enjoy, what needs doing for them. Like I said, some people thrive like this but I don't. I'm very unhappy. I love my kid and I want the best for her, but I'm not happy with how my life is.

>>81611352
Yeah, you don't know until you're in it. Not a nice feeling to know this is it for years and years and years and by the time you get your life back you'll be way past your prime.

ngl de lads i love alcohol, i will never stop drinking

>>81611380
can't stand it myself. Cocktails are tasty though, but being drunk is definitely not for me, but it could be for you

>>81611360
Depends what bit lad. Angel is nice. Barnsbury Estate less nice, especially 10 years ago.

is nottingham really that nice, never been

>>81611144
Walkies gang x

>>81611380
Alri SSM

>>81611376
For Shippy it's all about fatherhood as a status, he's never considered the actual job of fatherhood.

>>81611385
being drunk hhl style isnt for me either but just a few drinks to relax you is amazing

>>81611396
Not especially, there isn't really anywhere genuinely nice left in Britain desu. Nottingham is generally alright and about as nice as you can expect in 2025 UK, but it's not escaped the decline or anything.

>>81611394
Right, just checked and it was between Tufnell Park and Holloway road I believe.

>>81611396
its a shithole de lad

if there wasnt a cool down counter id post a lot more desu

dint drink on mondeee
dint drink on tuesdeeeee
wunt drink on wedensdeeeee
drink on thrusdeeee
wunt drink on fraydeeee
drink on satdeeeeee

>>81611144
>>81611398
I do all my walkies before 3pm. Too many knobheads about after that for me. It's dead during the day, and it's lush

not a fan of people ngl

>>81611444
As a whole, me neither. Don't find them particularly interesting to hang around with for extended periods. Can filter people out easily online so it's much more tolerable.

>>81611439
i finish a wee bit before 5 so i avoid the rush on my walk there, it's only a short'un anyway like 20 mins each way

>>81611409
I wouldn't really consider that Islington. It's in the Islington council area I suppose, but if you said to most people "Islington" they'll be thinking of the bit where the closest tube station is Angel. I'd call that bit Holloway or Kentish Town depending on what end you're at.

>>81611448
sadly I cant filter people irl, suppose I could but id get sacked. Thought I wanted friends but I dont think I do, I think I want to be completely left alone.

>>81611414
It's lush mate one of the greatest cities, name one other city that's got a beach in the city centre?

>>81611444
>not a fan of people

>>81611474
suddenly its a cringe to not socialise

>>81611210
do you use the new one or the one thats from 1995?

>>81611256
>A supermarket job just so I can get back into work quickly
if you like being around passive aggressive men and women all day long go for it

>>81611474
im actually in incredibly good shape, just dont like em

Remind me of last week when i sent piccy from my walkies on 1 of the sunny days about 3pm i sent in family group chat n my mam was like that "heart emoji" n my sister was like that "Jealous x meanwhile am slaving over a hot laptop x" n I was like that lol but when I got hame realised am not surr if I was being attacked there. Not sent a walkies piccy since then

>>81611479
Humans are social beings. You're lying if you claim to like being a loner.

>>81611493
can tell this anon has no knowledge about psychology and sociology

eva is a sigma male, based

Cupping Eva's sweaty balls.

>>81611336
There are genuinely millions of choices I could make, but that scene is near and dear to me and I would have thrived. Where would you have gone?
>>81611342
Very envious - not specifically Shoreditch, just a general affordable place to rent. It pains me very much to know how good boomers had it and zoomers like myself have to suffer. Even the good'uns.

>>81611493
>introverts literally do not exist
Okay chief

>>81611492
people are nasty lad, always talking behind your back and making little digs like this
say what you will about st*pdad at least he tells you to your face he thinks you're a lazy dosser

>>81611493
>le social animals
This is such a mongoloid, midwit thought terminating cliche

The /britfeel/ loners are going ballistic

>>81610667 (OP)
Pwooor bit constipated tday lads

Hello everyone I need some input on which looks better could I have some advice please.
Plant 1 or plant 2.
This is plant 1.

>>81611527
Based pooposter

This is plant 2. Thank you.

Fucking hell fucking fire they are both sideways. Oh my grim.

>>81611535
This one Blad

>>81611021
>starting the day
>middle of the afternoon

Obviously not Rastafarian, but I genuinely believe the term 'Babylon' perfectly describes the 21st Century late stage capitalist world.

>>81611560
>Obviously not a nigger
>Let me tell you how much of a nigger I am

>>81611281
Very typical of Brighton that, certainly not an overpriced dirty, graffiti covered shithole full of aggressive drug addicted beggars.

sick of having to do stuff, think I might start to stagnationmaxx, sick of it, dont want to progress, dont wanna do stuff, sick of it.

>>81611324
I reckon that subconsciously you think the sprog isn't yours.

Not just you, but when dad's have a favourite, I think it's because they're more certain that one is theirs than the others

/britfeel/ meet up in the The Beehive Sunderland Holmeside. July 12th 2025 at 15:00

>>81611582
same mate, i tried hard in life and its got me nowhere so im giving up

>>81611400
I chuckle at this gimmick, status might be for you but it's not for me.

>>81611610
its just well hard innit, spend lots of energy doing stuff, long term goals and I never even feel satisfaction for any of it, just relief and tiredness its over until the next thing pops up

>>81611516
Ppl talking behind ur back and gossiping.It not nice.Not lush.x

>>81611531
I like sideways plant numero 1.
Also, >>81611540 flip that shit on yer phone and screenshot it, that might help.

>>81611535
They are both nice in different way,cannae decide

>>81611531
This 1 rly makes the room look. "Alive" though.But its big.I wanted sunflowers from the shops today but they came in like 3 or 4 of them n i jst wanted one.I know its not a good one to have in your bed room but i want it.Used to have a cactus that was pretty low maintenance to be fair.

>>81611514
Yeah it was good. Used to live on Brick Lane. Drinking with mates at the Big Chill and Vibe Bar. Working on my laptop freelancing in Cafe 1001. Great memories.

But when I was your age (presumably), we always felt the older generation had more opportunities, cheaper rent, etc. Think it's just a fact of life. And that area is shit these days anyway, even if you could afford it you wouldn't want to live there. All the joy has been sucked out of it.

If I was you I'd be trying to move to somewhere in Europe where there's a good scene but it's still cheap enough to live well. Somewhere like Belgrade, Tiblisi, Cluj, Valencia, Athens, Essen, etc. That's what I'd be doing now if I was in my early 20s.

>>81611600
Will it even be open that early? It's a nightclub

>>81611600
why cant we ever meet in liverpool, sick of this

>>81611613
I don't mean social status, I mean the status of being a father. Basically you like the idea of it. The practicalities you haven't considered.

>>81611653
>Belgrade, Tiblisi, Cluj, Valencia, Athens, Essen

>still no anons sunflower piccy

>>81611663
You just wait until I sub-30 the Malverns, then you'll see me beaming with status

>>81611514
>just a general affordable place to rent
Have you considered Nottingham?

>>81611653
>Cluj
Alright Andrew Tate

What is the point in having a sprog if you don't get to experience fatherhood?

>>81611688
Is that where he lives? I didn't know. Just know that's where all the lean burn tech start ups are going.

Never knew Belgrade had a great selection of restaurants, but I do now!

It a sad day today

>>81611570
White as a little iced bun me

>>81611694
I don't think Cluj specifically, just said that because of Romania. Romania might be for you and Andrew Tate but it's not for me

>>81611581
>overpriced dirty, graffiti covered shithole full of aggressive drug addicted beggars
So 99 percent of the UK? None of us have the means to live elsewhere, or are you posting from your Chipping Campden farmhouse?

>>81611708
Wouldn't be for me these days but certainly as a youngster I reckon it would be one of the strongest options for quality of life/cost of living.

>>81611701
Based. Following the Philippines lead

Seems like u can grow dwarf sunflowers inside but theyd still be better off in garden.Not good for my mental health if am worrid about it dying.I get something else

Air(?) bubbles on the screen of my touchscreen 2017 laptop growing bigger. Is it over tech lads?

>>81611711
>None of us have means

Speak for yourself lad. I've lived in 5 countries.

I think plant 1 won the vote lads. Thanks for the input.

I plan on moving to London soon from the USA

>>81611730
Think it looks well kewl cus of the size like a tree

>>81611732
I wouldn't bother
>t.lived here all my life

>>81611732
There's this city called Nottingham that I think you'd enjoy, look it up

>>81611711
>posting from your Chipping Campden farmhouse?

>>81611738
it's objectively better than any american city

>>81611741
why?

Bit constipated is I

>>81611732
Why did you drop your trip, Yanklass?

>>81611711
Great Malvern isn't a shithole

>>81611749
>why?
It's lush and way better than London

I don't mind it, but it's definitely something, routinely posting your shits, probably every shit at this rate, in /britfeel/

>>81611693
This was aimed specifically at Shippy, but I don't think he will reply

>>81611757
nothing to do there though except climb that hill

>>81611761
Have you ever actually been? Not criticising Nottingham, just curious if you've been, seeing as you love it

>>81611761
Even in this extremely cherrypicked photo of the nicest bit of town at the nicest possible angle, there's still one of those horrific 60s buildings that look like they're made out of Ryvita. And on the other side a bookies.

>>81611753
>Why did you drop your trip, Yanklass?
I've never used a trip. should I?

>>81611492
depends on your sister obviously but if that was verbatim from someone i didn't really know, i'd assume it's good-natured. not even banter, really, just a more jokey "work is torture [hyperbole], [actually] wish i was in the sun" type tone.
if she's had a history of going on at you about how SHE works and it's OKAY FOR SOME..... or something, then that's different imo.

>>81611792
>should I?
If you like. You are a free man.

>>81611693
>>81611770
You're right that that is the main benefit, although you're treating it like a binary. Some people have sprogs turn up years later. Thinking of that SSM video. Although surely better to have a sprog than not, as in.

Sprog you see > sprog you don't > sprogless

if eva6 moves to America, she will no longer be welcome ITT.

thus, we must prevent it, at all costs.

>>81611778
Course mate, it's all going on in Nottingham
>>81611821
eva would love Nottingham

My Grandma went to Nottingham, came back dead.

>>81611830
>it's all going on in Nottingham
You're right, I went there last year and there were tens of police, horses, bottles and rocks being thrown, people being beaten up

SSM lived in Nottingham. He complained about how diverse it had become when he returned last year.

>>81611693
i'm not shippy but my dad was a workaholic. think he really didn't like being around the house/his kids.
now i'm a free agent and he's retired because of a bunch of work-related health problems. dread every little "thought about finding a job, son?" comment. but even he's given up hope.

honestly as i get older i understand him. would fucking hate to have me as a child. and any (biological) child i have? it's going to be 50% like me, isn't it?

My grannys azaleas have been in our garden since when she died in 2011.Apaz they can live for 100 years byt at least 30 or 50.Quite possibly will outlive me.

>>81611841
it's just a saying lad, like "coals to Newcastle" or "sending someone to Coventry"

your goldfish weren't actually going to Nottingham

Don't think I'm mature enough to raise a sprog

>>81611875
>Apaz
mind if i start saying this?

You lads like feet?

>>81611711
Every other town in Sussex is not like that, weird innit?

>Apaz

>>81611889
We know SIC

>>81611915
A spaz more like

>>81611897
Go ahead
>>81611903
Yea..x

>>81611903
nah i think they're weird, and dirty (as in, mud, not filth)

if it's a fetish by way of some contrary/ironic/unusual thing, why not ears? ears are fucking weird man. yet nobody fancies them.

>>81611749
>it's objectively better than any american city
eh probably true, but I'd stay put if I were you

Any of you lads got crusty rooms? I'd love to see em

>>81611918
That's Shippy you're replying to not SIC

>>81611936
>but I'd stay put if I were you
why?

>>81611942
I'm literally shipanon though that you're replying to

>>81611939
no, my flat is very clean and tidy

Seen a clip of that Ricky Berwick spacker crawling around the fish tank house like something out of a horror film. Bloody hell, what a cruel illness.

>>81611939
lets see your room big fella x

>>81611939
did you watch that YouTube video about that /r9k/ post lad?
good thread, glad people were broadly sympathetic as well as horrified and/or goading him into stuff.

don't get YouTube though. why can you show screenshots of "faggot" or "kill myself" but you can't say the words into a microphone? aren't you commenting ON something, like a documentary? is it Google's rules or just zoomer culture at this point?

>>81611946
Expensive
Full of immigrants
Full of cunts
Full of mental cunts
Full of everyone, really
Everything is corporatised to the Nth degree
Big current [petty] crimewave going on
Travel infrastructure not strong enough for the capacity of customers
Oh and again, it's really expensive. 6.50 MINIMUM for a pint of beer in most places, Zones 1 to 3.

Born and bred here so I know most of the centre like the back of my hand. I'd really only encourage people to live in London if they are from here, or know it very, very well. You will be exploited and everyone will laugh at you

>>81611948
>my flat is very clean and tidy
Proof?

>>81611962
He does more with his life than you do with yours you fat useless lazy twat

Got that salmon in the oven,,cat will be happy,she can have wee bit.Gna do my chores while i wait.Pretty nice wee day so far.

What's for dinner de lads? Me? Gnocchi with cherry tomatoes and bottarga.

>>81612012
Some tofu texmex burgers. They might be shite but I'll try them

Calories in, drivel out

Stuff my cat loves 2 eat
Salmons
Chickens
Lambs
Turkeys
Carrots
Peas
Banana
Stuff my cat tolerate eating
Cat food

>>81612052
My cat can only eat special diet cat food otherwise she gets the shits.

>>81611980
I'm fine living in a shitty room for 600 GBP a month and I'll never drink beer

I would be an immigrant of course so that doesn't really matter to me

honestly I visited london once and liked it so I think I'll do it

>>81612052
Your cat eats better than most people lid it lush.

>>81612064
The dry stuff i guess?I had that with my last 1,was so dear as well,they are worth it though.

>>81612028
Surprised you didnt get banned for poo posting lid.

Royal Canin x no more dreamies for u my lad x it sad xxxx

Lads who is higher on the totem pole? Shippy or SIC?

>>81612068
You will not find a place that cheap. And if, by some miracle there is, you'll be sharing with mystery meat from God knows where. Fair enough though lad. Best city on the planet. Just lots of things that are very wrong and will never, ever be fixed. Why? Because they're not broken. That's the way they are designed.

>>81612052
I wish I was your cat

>next mayor of New York is likely to be a left-wing Muslim

Kek this is their Sadiq Khan moment

>>81612068
>a shitty room for 600 GBP a month

If you find a shitty room for 600 GBP a month it'll be miles out of town. This isn't 2010. Shitty room starts at 800 GBP. Decent room 1000 (or shitty one in decent area). 1200 for decent room in decent area.

Been sneedsavers, picked up some new creps on sale in JD, 35 quid.

I can't find "Jammers" on youtube, but from the screenshots he just looks like he posts doomer "muh sad life" videos, I can't bring myself to be such a sad sap, I do maintain a more positive outlook despite the circumstances, maybe I could make videos about delusionmaxxing and faking it till you make it, like wearing a suit in public and pretending your on important business, people do treat you differently.

>>81612224
Oh lid nice to see another lad who likes Reebok shoes. Classic.

>>81612224
>maybe I could make videos about delusionmaxxing and faking it till you make it, like wearing a suit in public and pretending your on important business, people do treat you differently.

Nice idea, I'd watch that.

Come to think on it he didnt have a health problem per se he was jst a fat cunt wed never had fully indoor cat before wasnt used to how they need to eat less at first,so we got that weight loss dry food,it did work though nd he lost the weight n he was happy.I miss him a lot I dont particularly miss cleaning up his shites every day in the litter tray but i would do it if we coul dmeet again.I dont know where my wee cat now goes number 1 n 2 outside but its her business.
>>81612224
The channel is uncle jammer talks

>>81612224
I thought that was a black cats paw on a small white mouse-toy from the thumbnail.

>>81612181
>If you find a shitty room for 600 GBP a month it'll be miles out of town
I lived very close to a city centre for that but it just had to be a houseshare, and the room wasnt even that shit.
The downside was it was a busy houseshare where you got occasional fuckheads or psychos.

>>81612250
Talking specifically about London here.

>>81612224
Looking fresh Ebin lad

Just got home and the old box room is cooking lads.

waiting for someone to tell crosslad his cat should not be eating ____

yous all come out the woodworks every time someone mentions their pet ate something

>>81612261
Ah yeah then nevermind. I was in a city WISHING it was London so it wasnt far off, but can't compete with the real expensive shit.

>>81612227
Well I tried some others on, these were the comfiest, I just wanted some white trainers. To be honest I was frightened being in JD, full of chavs and blasting out some "tottenham" rap if you catch my drift, the staff were as chavvy and bone idle as the other customers.

>>81612228
Its largely a philosophy I live by and believe in, the world is just people pretending and winging it. If you look at even top top level politicans some of them are totally inept and just confident, if you can get to that level then its a proven strategy. Its like in Atomic Habits (largely a meme self-help wank book) but one thing stuck out to me, you have to start living the life of what you want to be, basically just larping as what you want to be till it happens.

>>81612244
That is a really good call

Stuffed crust TGIF oven wizza for din dins x

HHL = Keelboat Lodge

Cus the litter tray cupboard is just outside my bedroom id hear it open in the middle of the night nd i left my door open for him anyways so then my room would fill up with the stench of jst pure cat shite but to be honest i didnt really mind,I felt happy to make him happy n clean it up,I would never do anythning like that for a human,am late stage toxoplasmosis

>>81612280
What are your poos like?

>>81612154
>Because they're not broken. That's the way they are designed.
that is exactly the case
london is expensive because people are willing to pay the price
real estate is expensive purely because people want to use it as a vehicle for wealth hoarding and speculation
the immigrants are there because people wanted london to be more diverse, they wanted to atone for the empire's racist past, and now they refuse to enforce laws against criminals for the same reason.

every single part of london that people hate is like that because people wanted it to be that way. and to be clear I mean british people wanted it to be that way, specifically voted for it to be that way.

yea, I think things could be better. we have the same problems in the USA. but these are issues we will deal with in our generation, leaving behind the baggage that our parents and grandparents had. nothing is truly lost.

I'm looking to speak to a guy called Sean, he's been causing trouble at a pub called the Beehive.

>>81612270
Theyre carnivores but they take a fancy for sum random things I would nvr let her eat anything that i was unsure about,obviously no grapes,onions,choccy Theyre not meant to drink milk either,cows milk,my wee 1 does like her whiskas cat milk nd tescos own brand cat milk but sparingly,,apaz some cats are more lactose intolerant than others but better to be safe

>>81612280
Why is it so small? Is that a pizza for kids?

>>81612330
>the immigrants are there because people wanted london to be more diverse, they wanted to atone for the empire's racist past, and now they refuse to enforce laws against criminals for the same reason
They're here because they are economic units - an auxiliary force in the post 2008 world. The libs may say it's diversity, but the actual puppet masters are hawkish capitalists, who care about NOTHING but money. Never forget that.

>>81612361
You ever used that in your coffee?

>>81612371
well the libs who are in power are also well connected capitalists looking to bump generational wealth anyway, they just then cry over darkies in between

>>81612373
Lol no ave never tried it,id guess its just like milk flavoured water sort of vibe like the red top milks for humans

SSM wears a hi-viz jacket to the coffee shop so people don't think he's an unemployed dosser

>He's eating a babyboy Pizza
Oh HHL. You never learn.

>>81612383
The libs write policy, policy is legislated but nothing changes. Curious isn't it? There is a hierarchy of capitalists.

>>81612391
I tried breast milk in tea (from a bottle), I've had babys formulae raw which was ok on cornflakes, but I wouldnt recommend those,, maybe cats milk would be better.
(I'm one of these people that runs out of the basics, wipe my arse with leaflets that come through the door etc)

>>81612400

So? Does that warrant ridicule

>>81612280
you've no right to be slim.

>>81612429
I'm afraid so, yes. It warrants stern ridicule.

>>81612428
Corrrr we all luv a bokkle x

HHL is quite small so it makes sense that he eats kids' meals

I proudly fly the colours of Sheik Al-Maktoum.

Sean wears kids clothes too. Well, why not?

>>81611096
Why do you wear a hi viz.. i hated those jackets at work. Their uncomfortable and sweaty as fuck. Sleaves got we even out of the rain>>81611096

>>81612456
>Sheik Al-Maktoum
You mean Ringo Starr?

just want a happy meal in life

How many times a week does Sean poo eating no fiber

>>81611096
Looking good in that photo lad

>>81612478
Only one way to find one desu

>>81612478
His nannies have put him on a no fibre diet to avoid wasting too many nappies

feeling extra shit today

>>81612504
relatable mate
had chest pains all afternoon

>>81612371
>>81612383
>>81612406
that is simply not the case at all, you are giving way too much credit to the government

do you think the refugees and welfare recipients are here at the request of the capitalists too?

Need Sean to post his poo for the lads

what are the main differences between /britfeel/ and /brit/?

Lads who won the great 12 day war?

>Greater Russia
>Greater Iran
>Greater Israel
>Everybody Won
>MAGA
>Hohols

>>81612525
Everyone here is a virgin.

is blad a virgin

>>81612539
Why, do you want to take it?

>>81612539
It's likely

On that orangeade grind now me. Had a few missed calls off that Steve. Wonder what he wants.

>>81612525
On /brit/ they think they're normies but they're actually losers. Here people know they are losers.

>>81612543
im just a curious person

Blad what's your favourite vegetable to eat?

Posted this in another thread, haha, woops.
I need to pop to the traphouse for weed.
I think I'm going to be stopping (not by choice). Feel sick thinking of it.

>>81612510
>you are giving way too much credit to the government
They can't even hold the capitalists and the financier puppetmasters to accountability.

>>81612510
>do you think the refugees and welfare recipients are here at the request of the capitalists too?
Benefits allow people to survive even when wages are low or jobs are scarce which reduces pressure on employers to improve pay or conditions. In effect, the state steps in to subsidise the shortfalls of the market and capitalists (again, they have total control of governments) indirectly protecting their interests. How? Immigrant welfare recipients, even if not working immediately, form a future labour pool ready for low-wage jobs, helping keep wages low and labour abundant. Welfare support also prevents social unrest by reducing desperation, maintaining stable communities favourable to business. Additionally, they contribute as consumers, spending on essentials and sustaining local economies that benefit capitalists. A dummy in the mouths of babies, if you will.

All just my tuppence, though.

>>81612546
He probably wants to rummage around in your nappy lad.

>>81612546
>Wonder what he wants
To have a couple of beers in the communal garden I reckon

>>81612553
>Blad what's your favourite vegetable to eat?
Down syndrome?

I'm the fattest lad in /britfeel/ Sorry blad

>>81612478
I poo once or twice a week eating fuck all fiber.

i just remember that lil Catwoman catgirl lassie in Gotham going round giving cats milk and the live thread on /co/ or /tv/ people were saying you're not supposed to do that

>>81612584
I just liked Bullock punching people

London is not a safe place when shit like this can happen to you just going about your day

>>81612621
That lad was an incel. The black fella did him a favour.

>>81612621
>London is not a safe place
WHOA REALLY?????

>>81612584
Luv catwummin shall check that out sum time its on amazon ibelieve

I'm due my next poo around 7ish

>>81612621
Killed with one punch? What a pussy lmao

>>81612621
oh almost happened to me once when i brushed past some brown blokes leg on tube. he made me aplogise

>>81612527
There is an outcome to all of this where Russia wins simply by doing nothing. If the Iranian thing escalated enough nukes would be traded in all directions from various countries - for example Pakistan said they would nuke the US if the US nuked Iran, then India would probably nuke Pakistan, then China would probably nuke India. I doubt Russia would even involved kek

>>81612636
21:30 for my dump time lad

>>81612641
Hahaha I'd have made you say "I'm sorry sir, I'm a buffoon"

Is Ruthmong the only southern lad? Everybody else seems to be from the north or scotland

>>81612639
anon here thinks someone is a pussy because they died
interesting thinking that being a pussy is when you die very quickly

>>81612633
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81532999/#q81533481
there is a lad who keeps saying London is safe and he gets riled up when you mention otherwise

>>81612656
shut up mayo monkey

>>81612643
India would nuke China back desu

>>81612621
Never visited London in my life. Have no plans to either

>>81612660
bait used to mean something you know

>>81612658
I wasn't riled up I just think you're a coward. I lived in London for years and nothing bad ever happened.

>SSM update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gDoBr68rSU

>>81612663
Let's be honest. There's a lot of things you've never done and never will.

>>81612667
did this happen before or after you got stabbed?

bored of the eva gimmick it was better when crossy retired the personality

Lot's of SSM video this evening lads to us busy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcar60eb_g

>>81612670
>Gurkha buffet restaurant
Corr that does look lush actually jealous

>>81612681
My sweet little whorish Eva

I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your post. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Eva's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Eva will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore's glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth.

Goodnight, my little farting Eva, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. x

today ive eaten nothing but 2 bowls of honey cheerios

>>81612692
LMAO that woman caught SSM doing the Jew hand rub

>>81612663
Do you ever plan on travelling beyond your current limit of Blackpool/Skegness?

>>81612681
I was never stabbed. Never even punched. Never even spoken to aggressively. I know you got used to it during COVID, but I think one day you'll regret hiding scared from life.

>>81612667
>everything is fine everywhere if nowt happened to me :)

Boxroom dollymong having a post-dindins seethe

Despite putting on a bit more deodorant than usual, I absolutely stick on BO today for some reason

>>81612717
Have a shower lad

>>81612711
That's right lad, the world is a terrifying place. Better never leave the house!

>>81612708
>Never even punched
>Never even spoken to aggressively
Ah so you just don't have a life or you're absolutely delusional.
That shit happens in fucking every place on earth, yet mysteriously the crime hub of london treats you like a princess?

>>81612711
This is unironically how NPCs navigate the world

>>81612621
One Punch Wagwan Man

>>81612702
Why specifically those towns? I live Dorchester. I like to stay fairly local

>>81612619
good take on the character
mad how it started out with Renee Montoya and some of the other cops from the cartoon, as a police procedural type thing

glad these comic book adaptations outgrew the X-Men/Christopher Nolan phase. i just wish they had quit while they were ahead

>>81612726
I was an adult lad. Why would anyone punch me or start shit with me? It happens everywhere when you're a kid, not when you're a grown man.

Had one of my first wanks watching Halle Berry's Catwoman on telly.

>>81612729
That's right, I do navigate the world, rather than hiding from it like a coward.

Wanking to the most vaguely erotic images on television

>>81610795
Are you still claiming to be a straight man then

>>81612539
Yes sadly. Not really bothered now im over it. Had two opportunities in highschool to "lose" it but I was too much of a sperg to realise. Despite my size and appearance I am quite shy in real life.
>>81612553
Has to be a potato probably. if second option would be mushed carrots with a bit of butter on top. It lush.
>>81612564
You can take the throne, I dont mind trying to cut down anyway. Relapsed on day fucking two kek. Had 6 slices of bread today. Not good.

>>81612761
Also had all the American Pie DVDs. The stripper scene in 3 and the lesbian scene in 2 did a lot for me.

>>81612766
ITs complicated bt thast how i choose to identify when am with the lads here, simple as
>>81612752
Remmeber the ps2 game haha.LEgendarily bad game

>>81612761
Dunno how you lads keep doing that past the age of like 19.

my brother went down to London once. unwise because he is a racist.
sure enough after a few pints and lines of coke he said SOMETHING (he won't tell me what) to a black man, and said black man proceeded to kick the shit out of him. ended up in hospital (nothing serious/permanent).

reading between the lines i don't want to say "he deserved it", but if anyone can think of a nicer way to say "he deserved it", then that's what i'll say.

SSM is out enjoying life while you rot away in your smelly boxroom.

HE DIDN'T DRINK ON TUESDAY

Starting to get that post-400 anxiety lads

>>81612789
Been watching his videos today and theres no way he can afford to pay for all that on 40 quid. He has to have a secret stash of money somewhere.

>>81612786
I wouldn't say he deserved it because it's disproportionate but I'd say he was looking for trouble, and he found it. That could happen to you anywhere.

>>81612782
For actually straight people it isn't complicated desu and they don't "identify" they just are

>>81612773
aw, that sucks blad
i hope u find the right girl

>>81612811
Thought you were maybe the right girl for him...

>>81612803
Wonder if he has sold an item he hasn't done an item updates in weeks.

>>81612810
Oh well mate whether am gay or straight were not having bum sex so it doesnt rly matter does it

>>81612817
do you think?
>>81612825
i want to kill ssm

>>81612773
>Relapsed on day fucking two kek
I didn't wanna be a downer mate, but I feel like you're approach this shit wrong as every meal you had was "salad".
You can't just completely cold turkey all bad food and good 100% green leafy wank for gays. It's the fastest way to make you relapse or just be miserable.

You gotta work it down by like cutting out snacks, maybe replacing chips with something better, all that kinda shit. Given you're a big lad just incrementing down the cals and incrementing up the exercise will have you shedding pretty quick and without the fact your gut will be crying as you go from 4k calories to like 2k.

>>81612761
That Mitchell and Webb Look?

>>81612811
Maybe you are the right girl for him x

>>81612836
Good catch lad

>>81612829
>do you think?

Yeah I think so, you guys would be a good couple. You should at least find a way to chat to each other off /britfeel/ and get to know each other one on one.

>>81612829
Oh Eva you cant say that. SeasideMARK is the cornerstone of the britfeel community, I once disliked him but once you watch him he grows on you trust me.

Brand spanking new thread lads
>>81612843
>>81612843
>>81612843
>>81612843
>>81612843

Getting major Discord vibes when the resident foid only chooses to reply to specific posters.

>>81612808
true lad but if he had been racist just in his head, it would be a different story. he was racist out loud. you can't do that in London. completely different world.

>>81612670
Mental how I can know exactly what he's going to say and do just from the first 2 seconds. Dude seriously needs some new material.

>>81612830
I think you are right lad. I have to take a different approach. Theres no snacks in the house whatsoever when I used to have a million racer bars, mini cheddars and cases of Dr Pepper cans. The worst thing in the house is bread its my weakness.

>>81612876
Then honestly maybe keep to similar meals (or at least half the number of burgers you fucking madlad) but just ditch all the snacks like you have. You'll probably find you lose a bit without being too miserable, but then when you stagnate you can look at improving the meals.

You've gotta treat yourself from time to time otherwise it just makes you fucking miserable and then one day you relapse hard and from there you're more likely to go "well i've already been bad so i might as well keep going" and its over