Thread 82894333

RIP Venezuela edition

>>82894333 (OP)
Good lol, glad to see America asserting itself as the big dog again desu

>>82894333 (OP)
Give this guy the nobel peace prize asap

How come antisemitism is so common among incels?

>>82894333 (OP)
Maduro should learn from Milei and convert to Judaism.

*informs the apus that 1/2 of Soft Cell has died*

Garn have a shower now. Hope Trump announces total war against the cartels and Maduro by the time I get out. Oh aye x

Oh lord they coming x

pouring one out to a synthpop legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqGcn2ZmSjM

>>82894410

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dZ8eDf3NiM

>>82894333 (OP)
BASED BASED BASED. BOMB EM DON! >>82894349
I know, makes me proud to be an American again. You Bongs need to get your shit together and reclaim the waves.

Trump addressing nation on military action against cartels in 10 minutes. Hope he doesn't cuck out.

https://x.com/Conflict_Radar/status/1981432815464956048

>New oil war just dropped
Should I buy Shell stock?

you have to be quite a sick individual to want there to be bombings in my opinion.

>>82894468
>oil war
What is this 2001 again? Crazy how small brain of a take this is lol.

don't like drug cartels because of the violent and sexual crimes that come with it.
but i do like the drugs. we can trade coffee and rice, what makes cocaine difficult?

>Venezuelan military evacuating key military bases

They know what's coming.

https://x.com/WW3_Monitor/status/1981429667379732867

>>82894468
No point trading on news. All the big players already heard it all yesterday.

i miss 2017
time slips away x

Watching IT 1990 miniseries, confirmed October kino. Might get a bit gay and watch rocky horror after this, Tim Curry is one of the good lids.

IMO oil is on the way out. i'm telling you lads, Bakelite. it's coming back.

>>82894495
>IT 1990 miniseries
good choice
still need to watch me some halloween kino this year x

Kek apparently Maduro has already fled the capital. It over.

Okay final bit of cheeky choonposting before garn in that shower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB-B6DUY0OY

>>82894515
Did anyone think that Venezuela would put up even the pretense of an actual fight? Come on, lad, there are maybe 2 militaries that could actually go toe-to-toe with the US in a symmetrical conflict and Venezuela definitely ain't one of them.

heat's leaving my room. ought to close the door but i'd have to get up. it's an internal struggle between my chilly self and my comfy self.

>>82894479
>First Iraq, then Iran, now Venezuela
>It's just a coincidence, we only want to spread freedom!

>>82894560
>iraq and iran
>for oil
Errrhmmmm???

>>82894515
Where are you getting this news? Random unverified tweets? Absolutely nothing on mainstream.

>>82894567
The mainstream is consistently at least 12 hours behind the internet at this point, lad.

Why isn't everyone investing in the stock market? I bought 500 worth of shares 2 days ago and I've made a tenner already. Can't believe people are accepting 3 percent return A YEAR.

>>82894658
Lots and lots and lots of people do and almost all of them lose.

Hasan should be ndeaturalised and deported

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeTDf6Anakg

>>82894685
Yeah by doing dumb shit such as options, day trading and meme stocks.

>>82894703
looked into this a bit. guy shocked his dog with a shock collar.
but man CARING about streamers is weird as fuck. you wouldn't even get this with "traditional" celebrities really. imagine a radio DJ kicked a pig. bit of a scandal, then that's it.

Can you believe her dad owns three pubs? THREE...and there's probably more. No wonder she's a spoilt little brat and shops at Waitrose.

Angus Deayton has sneaked his way back onto television despite what he did. cancel culture didn't go far ENOUGH back then.

>>82894743
everyone loves to talk shit, thats the whole reason britfeel exists. not him btw

>>82894768
and yet she wouldn't look at you twice.
unless she walked off and you shouted "wait!" or something. then she might.

>>82894658
It'll go down lad. But I do, I buy some vanguard index fund every month with a direct debit and I bought palantir when it was like 40 quid so made a few thousand on that so far. Also worth getting in on any work share scheme you can because it's pretax, got lucky with one of them and made 18k over a couple years.

>>82894774
true. i'll be a gossipy old crone here.
but i don't see why people ever gave a shit about the streamers in the first place. is this guy even really good at games or something? or even a comedian like Limmy? going on about politics isn't some off-topic tangent that's the WHOLE POINT? mental.

>>82894798
its just outrage bait. shitty people with shitty opinions. i miss boring small talk

What do we, the UK get from Venuzuela?

>>82894374
IQ and having sex are inversely correlated.

>>82894732
what should I actually invest in, s&p 500?

WW3 on BBC nows

>>82894819
coffee and cam girls

need a bmong update

>>82894778
True lad. She would be like that towards most. Entitled people are always like that. Everything has been handed to her so far in life by her rich daddy. She probably thinks this is just an average life.

>>82894814
>i miss boring small talk
would be on-board if this was all my mate, seems odd to seek it out.

but i guess it's that whole parasocial thing innit. you could probably even find the exact same outrage topics without much effort. how many people are streaming on Twitch with their pets as we speak? there's an absolutely insane amount of footage, i'm sure tons of people have casually smacked their dog by now, and it's gone undetected.

>WW3 monitor
>WW3 monitor

Fuck sake. The achievements aren't unlocking on the vidya. I've been fuming these past few hours. I'm so fucking done with life. Even my vidya goes against me. There is no point living anymore. I just don't fucking understand. I deleted the fucking save and it still won't unlock anything. I switch to a different profile and it all works fucking fine. FUCK XBOX.

>>82894870
Classic chud pheno

>>82894768
Mad how these ASMR lasses all turn out to be from rich middle class families. I guess it's a confidence thing. Malcolm Gladwell talks about that in Outliers. Upbringing is a much bigger factor on your life outcome than people want to admit.

>>82894845
doesnt seem like our prices will go up.
>Prices go up because of "Venuzuela"... Bananas are 5 quid a bunch.

>>82894875
>>82894875
https://www.trueachievements.com/gamer/nonumbername
I'm an achievement-let but I am still trying

>>82894899
I don't want to be profiled so I will be unable to friend you. I've got enemies on here.

>>82894870

Based autist manifesting that WW3.

We all accelerationists in life x

>>82894743
shocks his dog often
trained her to sit in one spot for several hours at a time and shocks if she so much as moves one foot off the bed
also one instance where he shocked her for laying in a way he deemed non photogenic
when she was a tiny puppy he put her in an enclosed space behind him with an old angry pitbull and laughed like a madman when it bit at her while loudly declaring he hopes she gets bit because itll teach her how to behave, and will be funny
previous dog of his he used a collar that had spikes on the inside jabbing into the dogs neck

this is all just off the top of my head
hes a fucking subhuman

>>82894333 (OP)
THIS ONE'S FOR THE FALKLANDS YOU FUCKING MULATTOS

Out that shower now and cooling down. Cba to watch Trump's press conference. I just want them happenings, save me the bullshit optics for why.

>>82894887
VERY disturbing dining room layout. not just liminal, very easy vantage point for hidden snipers and burglars.

who holds her it's not me i'm a loner
x

>>82894943
fun fact; pigs are as intelligent as dogs. luv bacon me

>>82894333 (OP)
i misread that headline as "private jeets"

>>82894837
Yes that is a good start. VUSA or VUAG, they track the S&P500.
>>82894840
Still with the bullshit. Stop believing what you see on Twitter.
>>82894782
Have you sold? It's P/E is like 600 now.

TRUMP IS LIVE

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

>>82894943
i can go round the estates where i live and i'll see people mistreating dogs.
i dunno. it's some arsehole on the internet doing arsehole things. you could care about THREE (3) dogs for all that outrage/time/energy expended.

>>82894887
They all happen to be somewhat pretty, spoilt, middle class lasses. You never see ugly girls with 100k subscribers. It's totally fucking wrong she gets thousands every month from doing no work at all.

There is nothing I love more in life than my anime waifus.

>>82894987
what's this one? some bloodletting process? Halal, or just typical slaughter?

i love bacon AND pigs, i hope they can be stunned and/or given pig-opiates before slaughter.

BUUUUUUUUUURN EVERYTHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinGsziDOH0

What the fuck is this? It's worse than I thought. Palantir made less money last year than Sainsburys. A tenth as much infact.

>>82895015
>Democrats Have Shut Down the Government
>22d 16h 3m 23s

nice of them to put a countdown on that one.

>>82895051
i dont know what happens in a abattoir but the pigs probably have a bad time

Got some very exciting pre-orders coming on Monday.
>Martyrs 4K
>In the Mouth of Madness 4K
>The Sound of Music 4K
Sound of Music is going to be so fucking lush. They spent nine months painstakingly restoring it.

>>82895000
Not sold lad, I'm in it for the long haul. Think thiel will use them for evil and that always makes money. Gonna hodl for a few more years and see where we're at.

Nobody wants WW3. Perhaps it all hinges on tonight x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XZ3VGsewR8

>>82895097
See >>82895066
You're gonna be left holding the bag.

more concerned about the Russia situation personally

>>82895120
Don't think so mate, I'm up 434% so I can afford to lose a bit.

gfs just given me an eclair, got a hot choccy, fairly comfy rn

We don't have to kill each other x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3DWn2OPwvM

Nu breadingham is it

I for one welcome brown venezuelan pussy into white nations X

Total BWC victory

Perhaps it all hinges on tonight x

She's fucking gone because of you nasty lot.

more concerned about the bonus situation personally

I don't know what it was that bent your life out of shape but maybe I've been there too.

>>82895193
who've we scared off now? Ruth? pee girl?

The police are trying to add me on Xbox now. I see what they're fucking up to. Scum bags.

>>82895205
ebin aka swan lad

I'm fucking convinced they're fucking onto me for a bit of banter. You can't say fucking shit when it involves a female these days. Fuck them scum bag pigs. Fuck the lot of them.

You know, it's funny. This reminds me of a joke. See, there were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum and one night, one night they decided they didn't like that anymore. They decided to escape. So, they made it up to the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops,
stretching across town, stretching to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across, no problem. But his friend, -chuckles- no way, he's afraid of falling. So, the first guy, he has an idea. He says, "Hey, I got this flashlight with me. I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me." But the second guy says, "What do you think I am, crazy? You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across.

>>82895140
Mad that normies stopped caring about it, the war is absolutely massive and has almost gone nuclear multiple times. Meanwhile, Gaza this, Gaza that...

batman quotes on tap

jammers falling for the gym meme.

>>82895211
first he was swanny
now he is gone-y

Just messaged Hingelass. Might as well x

raaah that eclair was menty b

Howling at the thought of them seeing ebin on the CCTV looking like a proper autist taking creep pictures in their pub and thinking "yep that MUST be the internet stalker"

>>82895271
post screencaps

>>82895225
didn't get this joke until i watched the old (60s?) clip of the American stand-up bloke they nicked it from.

this animated version of the comic was just really naff in general EVEN the voice acting. it's neat they got the two blokes back, but they don't deliver the lines how they were written at the time (NOT just 'how i imagined it')

HelperLad nicemaxxing on Hinge until he realises he is no longer -maxxing, he is just a swell guy

WHY ARE THERE FIREWORKS
IT'S BEEN GOING OVER A WEEK

>>82895281
>Howling at the thought of them seeing ebin on the CCTV looking like a proper autist taking creep pictures in their pub and thinking "yep that MUST be the internet stalker"
Hehe imagine that kek would be so funny if that happen lad howling xDDDDD

>>82895281
Me all comfy in the boxroom pulling the strings.

Beep beep Richie

Wonder if Yorktoberfest is worth checking out.

>>82895318
doubt hhl's been very honest with hingelass

>>82895318

Cheers liddington. Life is complex, humans are complex, my opinions do change a lot, sometimes I want the world to burn, sometimes I just want everything to be womfy. I don't know what's going on anymore, I'm just going with the flow and trying to survive this mad world x

>>82895325
Britain is Indian now they have thousands of holidays a year, yes multiple ones the same day. It'll never end until they are forced to leave.

Kek then ebin on the news it a big manhunt xD oh oh oh then they find britfeel HOWL xD imagine mi5 seeing pics of shippy CREASEMAO xD who is this fat man with bean head XFDDDDDDDDD

Oversharing with people who likely have bad intentions towards me is probably my biggest toxic trait. Oh aye x

>>82895380
*pushes up glasses* uhhh TECHNICALLY every other day in medieval England was a hoiday and also they drank beer all the time and not everything was brown

Tight hingelass fanny x

>>82895386
imagine if Team 4chan considered this post in accordance with Global Rule #6d.

do any of yous have memories from before you were born?

(me? no.)

I've become a nasty person. I can't see myself getting any better.

>>82895444
i remember being in my pram before i could walk, and i remember my first word.

me, wrote a letter to Nintendo Official Magazine when i was 7 asking what 'Missingno' was

>We've had loads of letters about a super secret Pokemon called Missingno.

corrr it means me.

>>82895479
>i remember being in my pram before i could walk
Same lad. Remember it was raining. Also remember before I could talk walking around the house looking for my mother. Remember old dreams I had. They say you can't remember things before age 3 but I know for a fact I have a bunch of memories before then. In fact I even remember my 3rd birthday.

>UC is going up 6pc...my pay increase is 2.7pc...why WOULD anyone want to work? As for incentivising...well that really is a sad state of affairs when not brought up with a moral compass like that to begin with. Why on earth should we encourage someone to work. Beggars belief. At the same time the amount of benefits you can get is enough to decide not to even bother! Such a sad state we're now in.

Wagies are feeling it. See I'm the high IQ one. I go for the best deal. UC+PIP for me. Enjoy spending most of your wages on trains and scumbag landlords wagies.

>Autistic volunteer 'sacked' from Waitrose gets a PAID job offer from rival supermarket ASDA

If he can do it so can Sean

>>82895433
Imagine if Team 4chan considered this post in accordance with Global Rule 7, 8 and 12

>I was sat with my coworkers yesterday who are about 10 years younger than me and they told me about people they knew growing up who don't do anything. They've given up and are basically doing what the Chinese call laying flat. We need to find a way to revitalise and motivate these disenfranchised youth and have a real cultural shift in the UK to a more "you can" rather than a "give up" culture

I've been doing this since 2011. I knew it was going to shit for us singlecels back then. You can't get by on one income. Why work?

was a pure wild west of "100% unofficial!" magazines back in the day.
don't understand why zoomers are so upset by AI """stealing""" art.

>>82895603
good thing i didn't violate any of them me lad.
i didn't even report that post (not a crime to say you DIDN'T report a post, is it?)

>>82895634
Prove its ironic

>>82895625
>I knew it was going to shit for us singlecels back then. You can't get by on one income. Why work?
I get by quite comfortably on one income and have since my 20s.

>>82895642
bring me a jury of 12 reasonable men, and i'll get you those results ASAP.

>>82895672
Some of us have to work at the bottom cunt.

>>82895676
No proof, done you, gg

imagine getting your Angelfire/Geocities website published in a magazine and then changing what's on the page >:)

>>82895596
I get 1400 tax-free to do nothing. Rent on my large flat has actually gone down in real terms, currently 1/3 market rent. If I had stayed in university i'd have been earning 2k for 60 hours a week and spending half of it on a box room.
>>82895625
Same. Inceldom was the original reason why I checked out of society. Now normies are realising the game is rigged as well.

>>82895712
Problem is if your landlord decides to sell the flat tomorrow nobody will rent a flat to you in the current market as a single unemployed male. They've got 10 other people with good jobs they could choose over a UC dosser.

>>82895712
That's what is so depressing. If it's hard for normies, it's near impossible for lads like me at this point.

>>82895692
I did too but I did this thing called putting in an effort and climbed out.

>>82895625
You have to be careful doing it in China and put in a token effort to keep your parents happy otherwise they get fed up and call in the army in to turn you into a model citizen

you can't say that, Nintendo

>>82895712
>60 hours a week
the fuck are you on about mate, most uni jobs are 9-5 for 5 days a week, or 7.5 hour days to bump up to a whopping 37.5 hours a week

>>82895712
Start making fake letters from your landlord to the local social housing groups, get on the list, will take 4 years to get somewhere as a single man. Start now.

>>82895758
Would never work with me. Rather be shot dead than do military.

>>82895765
fucking kek they knew what they were doing surely

>>82895708
They wouldn't have allowed adult content on those hosting providers.

>>82895758
I reckon we should be doing the same
Get HHL on a suicide mission into Ukraine already

>Ekans
>snake
>Arbok
>kobra

mind bogglin

WW3 in about 15 mins

More blood for the blood god desu

/britfeel/ should just be renamed to /pol/ at this point

>>82894850
Not in a good place right now lad. My sleeping pattern is backwards. Sleeping throughout the day and awake at night, to be honest I prefer it that way because the house is in complete silence and I don't have to talk to anyone for hours on end.
As for a b towers update brothers 15 going on 16 year old car has broken down again. He's probably spent more on the car than what it's worth I told him not to get that banger but he wanted a big car because owning a little car is for gay people apparently, his words.

Tfw will never open a pub in a seaside town called The Howl and Crease
It sad
Back drinking again aren't I?

>>82895938
Forgot to put trip on. Never mind.

>>82895938
You're brother sounds like a top lad. Wish it was him posting here instead

don't you tell me what i do and don't know you yellow little shit

>>82895734
It's a council flat. It's mine forever.
>>82895738
I try to tell my dad this but he won't listen.
>>82895774
Already in m8
>>82895773
Lol that's the minimum.

>>82895977
"There's jobs out there. I saw a sign in Aldi saying they were hiring."

Bless dadmong thinking it's that easy.

then tell me how YOU got a Mew, David, reee

Oh look it was a training exercise in international airspace and once again, Nothing Happened.
What a surprise.

>>82896034
Ash on that mewing streak fr fr no cap

>>82896016
The boomer generation haven't got a fucking clue how the job market is. I bet his dad hasn't applied for a job since 1982. I bet most boomers would have a heart attack finding out you need to apply for at least 200 jobs before getting an interview now a days.

>Focus Energy

they failed at being wrong. pretty impressive fr fr.

Glad I quit the pool team desu. Got me womfy Thursday nights back.

Wonder how Team 4chan would consider these posts in accordance with Global Rule 13 hmm

>>82896034
You don't go on the ship, carry on with the game until you get swim and you need whatever to cut the tree things, then you go back to the ship area, cut the tree that's by the entrance and swim to some place. Idk I can't remember exactly but it's something like that

overall i rate the Pokemon Master Guide from 1999 a 7/10. a few mistakes here and there but also some surprisingly solid advice for the time. it presents information with better design and humour than wikis have today.

>>82896140
it's fine, multiple different posters are posting Frog Guy. may have even done it myself.

>>82895765
Kek those Japanese have always been pretty based.

Also why have we been arguing about autism for the past 24 hours? a who has a bone to pick with us spackers? Here is my test with the most accurate autism test on the internet.

>>82896181
aye you can just lose a battle on the boat to get back off the boat. more blatant glitches, you can do things like surf THROUGH the blokes that guard the docks.

these games have been dissected to death, warts and all, but i absolutely did some stupid shit as a kid. i never picked up Flash and just guessed my way through the caves. and i definitely did two of the towns/gyms out of order. quite a few things you can easily skip without any trickery.

wish we had gotten Chrono Trigger over here. and also that i had a Super Nintendo to play it on.

too easy to miss these things if you're just playing retro games on an emulator. Pokemon wasn't JUST the game on the cartridge it was this whole mysterious phenomenon.

>>82896295
We missed out on many amazing snes RPGs at the time. Earthbound, super Mario RPG, Final fantasy 4 and 6, breath of fire. Even lesser known ones such as soulblazer, EVO search for Eden, 7th saga and Ogre battle March of the black queen.
Classic JRPGs is my favourite genre of game and is the reason why I collect NTSC games because of all the games we never got.

by the time Gold & Silver Version came out Pokemon was gay (just the word we used, it was a bad thing back then) but one of my mates also kept playing it and he said his Pokemon had caught a PokeVirus in the game and i said "shut up Connor that's not real it's another fake rumour" but it was actually real

that lad in the last thread who casually mentioned arse raping his wife lmao

>>82896349
really glad they got a second wind of sorts with that ZSNES/Snes9x. if it was between actually getting a SNES + these import games (classic Blad style), you'd be the only lad actually able to play them ;_;

was there some stigma against JRPGs in the West/Europe, too wordy/anime or summat?

>>82896397
Would love to pack a girl's fudge.

>>82896401
It's me you're taking to lol. Japanese developers didn't give 2 fucks about the European market because they would have had to translate the games into several languages and budgets were tight. Also the European market was a lot smaller compared to the USA market so they probably looked at the numbers and thought it wasn't worth it, besides JRPGs we're still niche at the time not selling many units. All about sales unfortunately.

>>82896295
I always wanted a SNES, though in retrospect, it would have all been PAL region stuff, and my library would have been missing all of the cool NTSC only games. Having found emulation at just the right time, in a sense gave be the better experience.

>>82896456
Was this an EU thing? They could have just released the US versions of the games in English speaking countries.
Was there some mandate against the UK trading directly with Japan or America?

One cool thing was that GB was region free. One of my friends had all of those GB Final Fantasy games, that I think his brother got for him from over seas. Didn't even know until later that we didn't get those.

It do be like that Mr Stancil

if it was between that OR*, derp

>>82896456
mad stuff when as an overall product they're 99% complete. just change "color" to "colour" from the US version and Bob's your uncle.
>JRPGs we're still niche at the time not selling many units. All about sales unfortunately.
some executive definitely bet on the wrong horse there. imagine being one of the lads responsible for "Final Fantasy? nah" then reading about Final Fantasy VII one day.

>>82896457
yeah i only knew one lad whose family had one, but i remember the games were just Mario then a fuckton of other sidescrollers based on cartoons. you'd have to somehow KNOW to get A Link to the Past or Super Metroid.

>had to suffer through the slog that was Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo 64
>before i went back and played the actually-fun-and-good Link to the Past in an emulator

i mean what i say.

>>82896567
One of my mates found one in a charity shop, and I gave him Star Wing for his birthday

>>82896567
Imagine being the person who turned down Rendering Ranger for a European release, so it ended up only coming out in Japan.
What the hell? Firstly that game's sick, secondly it was made by the German guy who made Turrican.

>>82896604
I don't like ALTTP, tbf. I find it flat and lacking in personality.
OOT's got a silly fat man who dances to a tune. Good game.

>>82896686
>OOT's got a silly fat man who dances to a tune.
even by THAT metric though, Tingle absolutely mogs.

>game has minigame/puzzle that is actually so difficult it makes it hard to even progress in the game.
Actually disgusting. Unfun. Focus on the core gameplay and make everything else EASY, or you're a terrible game designer It's that's simple. Don't have any more mixers so using juice to mix with ze spirits aren't I. It's a grim one.

>>82896675
>Rendering Ranger
had never heard of this until now but fucking hell, yeah. it was made in Germany, and it was just...done? even if it was just a naff Contra clone mixed with a naff R-Type clone, you MIGHT AS WELL release it.

reminds me of how there's that whole Batgirl film they just never released in current-year. might be awful. stick it on a DVD, lids will buy it.

>>82896567
>you'd have to somehow KNOW to get A Link to the Past or Super Metroid.
Well they're follow ups to Zelda 1 and 2 on the NES, and Metroid on the NES. Not that hard.

>>82896773
what's this game Chika lad?

there was that ProZD (look, he's fine) sketch about some hypothetical shooting game mixed up with some other mechanics/genre. but look, there's this game called Rendering Ranger IT BLENDS METAL SLUG RUN 'N' GUN WITH GRADIUS SPACESHIPS corrrr

Womfy lil Wortnite grind then garn watch some telly welly in beddingtons. Feel tired af now.

>>82896816
that game's crazy impressive.
Firstly, it was more or less made by one person. Secondly, it's really well programmed and has loads of stuff happening on screen at times with no slow down.

>>82896845
Loclpicking in Kingdom Come Deliverance on console. It's a total joke. I'm sickened bro. Sickened.

>>82896832
that's even more convoluted because not many people here owned the original Nintendo either.
also Zelda 1 fans tend to not like Zelda 2, and then how many of them would stick around for Zelda 3?
(i like Zelda 2. wish they gave that style of game another go.)

>>82896866
just watched a video and this does look tedious. pointing on the screen with a mouse, fair enough. but moving + rotating different elements with two analogue sticks... hurts my brain just watching it.

>>82896894
It's honestly horrible. I can't even manage it at all. It's basically impossible. I think it may legit bar progress for me. Thanks game devs. Thanks for not actually testing your game. Games are terrible let's be real.

mind you i fucking loved this game. i remember seeing it on one of those Sky games review shows.

>move the rotating stick around the maze
game of the year, all years.

>>82896920
i only played KCD for a little bit, few months after it first came out maybe. and even then none of the actual playing-the-game mechanics were fun. swordfighting, archery, nah. i think at the time they were still compromising on muh realism with patches:
>okay we've reduced how much your hands shake when you nock an arrow for too long.

shame really. had a laff with my friend just living in that first town. buying apples. selling apples.
>can we do something about the price?
>can we do something about the price?
>can we do something about the price?

https://youtu.be/Tl7D25I6yDc?t=2833
This city sequence is so cool

>>82896978
Yeah, the gameplay seems awful but the RPGy elements seem comfy. It's good, I wanna progress.
Corrrr we all whistle round the world in life don't we.

Hate how I can't give this shit up. I just want to live now.

>>82896932
almost bought this as a kid, but my friend shamed me out of it, when I told him it was a game about flying a stick around a maze.

>>82897011

Porn is addictive as drugs. Glad I only ever bother with it when I'm on the packet nowadays. When I'm sober I have no interest in "gooning".

It's not like stopping will get me real sex. Why bother? It's not transactional like that.

>>82897052
Then you have just substituted one drug with another...except the other damages your liver over time.

Some of us are gooners until the end.

>>82897052
it's weird to me that people get so hooked on porn. I don't even really like it. Never did.
I look at porn every now and again, if I need a sleazy wank. It's never been an every day thing.

>>82897075
and yet it's Common NEET Lore what the ACTUAL main regret of the dying is. "too much porn"? that's going to be way down the list.

>>82897083
>me reading magazines at the time like "who the fuck wants to play this Ace Attorney game?"
All I knew was hitting shit with swords and guns. I wasn't ready.

>>82897062

>Then you have just substituted one drug with another

Haven't been on the sniff for a month. A month today to be exact.

priced out of pringles, now i have to eat poptastic
to be fair they're quite nice

Uhhh yeah it's called we do a little drinking the spirits on a spread out sorta basis in order to not be accused of drinking too much. Hehe. Mad the sorta stuff you have to do around here innit.

How we gonna get jobs lads? I don't lift a finger because it's too competitive even for shitty warehouse jobs. Hundreds applying for one role.

>>82897139
i'll be a dole bam since i'm not signing up for digital id

>>82897100
>friend tells me about picrel
>"so it's just like a book of puzzles...?"
>decide not to bother

i was right, but also very wrong.

>>82897169
Corrrr.
This game had a lasting impression on me I reckon. This combined with like Alex Jones and David Icke.

>>82897149
Same. Don't want a smartphone either. I just use computers.

before the DS came out a bunch of the magazines said it'd have software as well as games, wider and older audience.

then reading about the launch titles there was this one. Sega thing, dating game, called Project Rub.

CAN YOU RUB HER TITS???

>>82897149
You will need a digital ID to claim benefits.

FINALLY finished that Fortnite battle pass (just hit level 200). Now I can rest x

FOMO averted until next season. Kek this game has me by the wollocks.

>>82897292
i'll just fly to france and get a dingy back
free accommodation and meals yes please

Spirits with orange juice just isn't great
But, I shall endure
Got a school reunion of sorts soon
Not literally but it does feel that way
Grim. Lmfao. What you up to then? Yeah...

How fucking dare she cause me this mental pain.

In that beddingtons now. Got that winter bedding on to keep me nice n warm.

I barely even speak to my friends anymore. Just sorta sit there and listen. Oh well.

i always remember vodka orange juice was quite nice.

but yeah something like a sex on the beach you needed schnapps and cranberry juice too and oh my they were tasty i miss booze

I will end my life if she thinks she can do this to me. She is doing this deliberately. She wants me to die. I will make sure she's the reason for my death.

Just for the record. I don't condone the pathetic incel creeps here. Just here for me random blogspots so I am.

>>82894374
People who have less to lose are more likely to question the status quo.

>>82897546
and because of everything they've done.

>>82897532
did you go play the other Zeldas after BotW?

what are your favourite of the older/2D games Chikalad?

>>82897439
you need a nice working class lass lad

>>82897608
I don't want some trash essex lass. Brirish roses are best.

>>82897592
I only.played BOTW and TOTK. I'm a zoomoid breh. Unfortunate but it is what it is.

Hafta spray the feckin chlorineberg around now again

No way around it is there

Nay X

>>82897644
chlorine?
what did you do? body smells?

for me it's Cadence of Hyrule

>Crypt of the NecroDancer was fun
>this gets announced out of nowhere

just throwing the Zelda objects and items into that game works really well. nice sprites/tiles too.

>>82897642
most of the Zeldoids are pretty good, tbf. Me favourite is either Link's Awakening, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, or Wind Waker, depending on what mood I'm in.

>>82897772
>Link's Awakening
the Oracle games are better in my opinion.

>>82897723
>some indie developer approaches them with an idea, and they're like "sure"
Nintendo are so random with how they handle their IPs, sometimes.

>>82897781
I'd have to play them again. I'm nowhere near as acquainted. LA was my first one, so I know it back to front.

No point being a slave. No pussy no work. Just pay me bennies and I'll behave.

When will this thick government learn importing millions of immigrants is going to eventually end up with hundreds applying for some shit minimum wage job? There aren't enough jobs. Just fucking pay up.

>>82897915
>hundreds applying for some shit minimum wage job?
they can't do that because they right have the right to remain.
so instead they get hired in questionable ways. as fruit pickers, as Deliveroo riders.

>>82897969
tbf, it should just be legal for kids between the ages of 10 and 18 to work below minimum wage. There'd be literally no need at all for immigration then.
You can't get little timmy who wants to buy a Playstation to pick your veg for you?

>>82897634
You are sitting in istanbul lad zip it

None of you have good opinions. Just saying. Like all of those opinions are awful so it's better to just not post and say nothing lmao.

>>82898047
think you'll find I'm right about everything...

>>82898047
i dunno, earlier on i said i like Soft Cell or something.
Soft Cell are good.
>>82894424
banger

other opinions:
Yazoo are good
Erasure are good
Pet Shop Boys are good

i feel pretty informed when it comes to 80s synthpop duos

i want my Chika dolly to play with my pee girl dolly. see how they get on.

>>82898047
who are you to say? you're the worst poster here

>>82898170
Okay
Let's evaluate this on totally logical terms
We all know who the worst poster is

>>82898205
>the worst poster
is it me?

ohh i have not yet done today's Wordle.
will get on that post-haste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y_mdt6JEfM

Now this is some proper skitzomaxxing innit

Balding gay male from Newcastle

off to sleeps

good n

>>82898582
me? getting ready for work. the duality of britfeelers

>>82898584
me? just home from work

Off to beddinghams it is X

wahey guinnesssssss

>>82895626
if you dont know any people are concerned about techbros coming up with a "plagiarise human art" machine then i just dont think you are human
there is a core part of being human that you just dont have

Cheeky 8am wank if that's alright with you de lads

>>82900130
That's fine with me. Is it ok with anyone else?

>>82900130
get it done lad, best time for an 8am wank is 8am

>>82900130
>>82900150
It's not alright with me actually pls stop

>>82895626
which pokemon was interview? hope it was meowth

>>82895626
I remember once when my mum got me a pack of Digimon cards once instead of Pokemon, I was absolutely fucking gutted. Heartbroken I was.

Been thinking about tingle from before lads. To be honest I see a lot of him in us. In our 30s, looking ridiculous and parents slightly ashamed of us.

great to be back home, after a week looking after a frens house. Back to choons with bass, and a stable internet connection. Who has wifi, going through an upstairs booster? Mofucking game crashed constantly. Da fuck, how, how can somebody live like that?
*shudders*
Ethernet chads 4 the win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbRQgrOnErc

Final day of waging before the blessed weekend. Trust me lads, never get a job, they're the worst.

Made redundant from my dream job yesterday lads. Total blindside. Gutted.

>>82900389
That sucks. What was the job?

>>82900398
sucking off willies for a fiver and a mars bar

>>82900406
You sucked off a mars bar?

I lub choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwOY88ZeU40

Pointing out the literal interpretation for comedic effect is """autism""" coded. Proves they understand exactly what was actually said and they're just playing it up trying to be funny

>>82900398
Brewer. I got a pizza and two pints on Fridays and got to make really nice beer.

>>82900420
Yep, the vast, vast majority of autism diagnoses are just fake at this point. It's millennials thinking it's cool or quirky because characters on tv and in movies they see with those sorts of traits are called autistic in the content of the media. It's basically just tumblr/reddit personality with millennial affectation and humour. Makes me fucking sick. When these people have to interact with actually autistic people they cannot stand them, they despise us and fucking want us gone as soon as possible.

>>82900429
That really does suck. Sorry for your loss anon, will you be looking for another job as a brewer, or is that a niche market?

>>82900454
>they despise us and fucking want us gone as soon as possible.
And you say you don't have NPD? lmao

What's the bennies situation like in Turkey?

Got a nice bottle of rum for muh burfday, and I'm thinking today is the day to open it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM

>>82900389
>>82900429

Sorry to hear that lid, really horrid news. I got made redundant once many years back but I was planning on leaving anyway so it was a good thing for me.
Hope it works out for you in the long run.

>>82900461
None Existent. They can't afford a lavish welfare state like we can.

BBC News - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-bb93a137-9b73-498b-ad8f-f948d6071dee
The debate: Are facial recognition cameras in Sainsbury's a step too far? - BBC News

This was only a matter of time. FR with AI is going to fucking gut the 'sticking and expensive luxury item in your pocket to save a few quid' regime that I've been on for years. Guarantee there'll be a whole department of police devoted to contacting people because it's easier than investigating any crime that affects people and not gigantic corporations.

>Oh you got mugged in the streets? Sorry can't help you, need to prosecute Deirdre for stealing a chocolate bar since her pension hasn't gone up in 20 years but the prices of everything have increased ten fold.

>>82900519
It won't be police involvemen unless you're walking out with 3 televisions, supermarkets have operated civil recovery schemes for years, they keep track of what you've stolen then send the debt recovery after you when it reaches a certain amount, that's all this is for. Unironically if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear, how about you just don't steal? Every single time someone like you goes on about invasion of privacy there's some underlying reason behind it, you're stealing, you're a nonce, whatever, fact is people who care so much about privacy are doing something they shouldn't.
>her pension hasn't gone up in 20 years
It goes up every year pal, triple lock

Managed to get an HP zbook 15 G5 10th gen i7 with a Nvidia P3200 (basically gtx 1060) from the WEEE waste bin at work. Perfect condition. Gonna fire up some
Baldur's Gate 3 on it. Why companies pay to have stuff like this recycled when they could literally sell it is beyond me.

>>82900455
I'm hoping I loved brewing rather than just that particular brewery so I'll apply around. There's another brewery 5 minutes down the road from my old one so I'll try there. Old school here's my CV, firm handshake stuff. In the meantime maybe I'll get some of that seasonal work at Tesco or something. For now I'll just try and enjoy having a long weekend.
>>82900472
Thanks anon. I hope so too.

>>82900507
is that why he lies and says he chooses not to sign on when in reality he can't because there are no bennies there?

>>82900382
Depends on the job, what are you doing?

>>82900461
Who needs bennies when yuo can barter? Like bro cummon, dats way too expensive, I gives you half of the price, and you gettin good deal.

>>82900558
Yes it all makes sense now. He lives in a little mud hut and pretends to be British posting on his little Samsung galaxy s2 phone.

Like bro, look, you get sticks and set them on fire. I heat, I cook, I use for light. Now you has gas, do the same thing, but cost so more. Sticks real, can see them. Gas not real can not see that. Sticks should cost more, but gas more? Bro cummon, I gis you half price, it only fair.

>>82900572
>yuo

>>82900591
>yuo
>mongboy piccy

Berry true representashun

>>82900591
Pretty sure anyone that has pictures of down syndrome kids on their computer with the sole purpose of making fun of minor spelling mistakes is probably not at the top of the intelligence bell curve. Makes you feel better does it lad?

Hey, it's friday, lads, let's cheer up and have a feel good song.
Damce along if you know the moves. We all idols in life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Med2XipHJJM

Fugg sake, I did it again.

Thinking about the person in the mongboy.jpg is probably from the 1950s/60s and is more than likely dead by now. People with down syndrome don't live very long, their life expectancy is approximately 50 years.

Need to cut down on how much coffee I drink.

>>82900382
Get into IT. It isn't bad to work in if you're interested in it a specific field. CyberSec work can be pretty interesting when it's busy and very chill when it's quiet. Earned enough over the last few years to build a decent stockpile as well. If you work from home it's basically like working part time. I spent 4 hours of my 'working' day playing FF Tactics and watching Only Fools under a heated blanket.

corr wouldn't mind a south african lass.

>>82900635
Sounds like an improvement, but honestly I don't think it would make me happy or anything. Even when asked about hypotheticals like 'what's your dream job?' I genuinely blank. I don't have one. I don't want a job, I want to NOT have a job. Whenever people say things like 'yeah my job is great and interesting' I suppose I believe them on their own terms - I don't think they're lying - but I simply don't have the empathic experience to relate to what they're saying (either that or their conception of happy/interesting is very very different from my own).

>>82900635
>get into IT

Bad idea. AI will take them jobs. It's best to do fuck all with your life like me and just rot. It's not like working will ever get me a good life anyway. Sex and relationships just aren't going to happen so I have no interest in anything else now.

alright there then?

SEASIDEUPDATE
https://youtu.be/IgWevYHOIEY
SEASIDEUPDATE

He's a good bill payer. Paid his bills. He's naturally a good bill payer.

>>82900673
Avatarfagging is against the rules lad, just letting you know

Imagine not being able to watch YouTube anymore because you have no ID or phone.

>>82900624
its from the aktion t4 wikipedia article lad. He got put down.

>>82900674
Pretty easy when the taxpayer's doing it for you.

>>82900461
Bad enough for them dinghies to keep coming here.

just logged in and dinghies have already been mentioned

>>82900649
'Dream Jobs' aren't a thing for most people. I do enjoy my job most days since Its basically just like puzzles and I like puzzles. But for the most part I don't dream of work. Most days I wouldn't do it 5 days a week if didn't have to, but it does give me a sense of purpose working on something that feels important that's probably beneficial to my well-being. I took a 3 month break between my last job and ended up just feeling like shit after 6 weeks of doing nothing but vidya and internet.

>>82900671
>AI will take them jobs
It's a bit more nuanced than that but yeah eventually probably, I'm just making hay while it's sunny. I throw most of my salary at savings/investments/mortgage over-payments and still have enough left to do what I want.

Absolutely fucking wild how the mainstream shitlib left called and still calls Charlie Kirk a nazi and justifies his politically motivated murder by saying that nazis are legitimate targets of violence.

He recorded and uploaded every single college campus table he hosted for a minimum of four years and not once did he advocate for any sort of nazi position on anything. He hated nazis and openly said so on numerous occasions. Doesn't matter. They still just call him a nazi and the NPC retards lap it up and roar for more right-of-centre people to be executed in public for their opinions.

>>82900695
this only happens to users that google's algorithm suspects could be underaged due to the content they consume and other circumstances of the account. in other words: you shouldn't have watched those fortnite dance tutorials

>>82900671
Does having a convenient excuse for everything actually make it easier to cope? Genuine question.

>>82900732
Who the actual fuck cares lad? The only people still going on about it are people like you. He was an attention seeker who made money off saying controversial shit online, he got shot in the neck because of it. It doesn't affect you in any way at all, why are you giving this much of your tiny brain capacity to it? Just move on and stop shitting up the thread.

Whenever someone refers to logging in to britfeel I always picture something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8K6QUPmv8Q
Except instead of dancing people it's SSM stuttering over his words and pics of Shippy in his creased shirt.

>go back to your middle class home where your mummy and daddy can let you be a musician

https://youtu.be/yZyvEgEsZ8g

Our healthcare is for immigrants now. Back of the queue lad.

It's every man for himself. Gubbermint aren't in it to help you lids. Get the best job you can, make as much money as you can and look after your own. It's wild the amount of people that think once AI takes all the jobs we'll all just get UBI, as if the 3 megacorps left won't just let all the poors perish?

>>82900740
He's right you know. Many men see no point bothering now. Men are fed up doing shit jobs that women will never do. Men don't want to compete with immigrants for poverty wages. Women are given priority for comfy office jobs these days anyway.

>>82900738
There might be days I want to watch cartoons lad. This is not right. My youtube is from 2005.

>>82900794
There are two women that work in my office of fifteen people. My old job was similar ratio, about twenty five people in the room and five of them were women, all doing non jobs like admin, marketing or project management.
You sure do like to just post random shit with no basis in fact.

>go to interview
>all four of the panel are Indian
>perform very well by all accounts
>nothing for two weeks
>get standard template rejection email
>"we are moving forward with other candidates"
>look up the company roster a month later
>the person who got the job was Indian
Why does anyone even pretend this isn't a thing at this point?

>>82900746
Would love to see helper do a hat wobble.

>>82900813
I'll take things that never happened for 500 please

>>82900783
We bring in immigrants to staff the NHS and they bring their dependents who end up using the NHS more so we bring in immigrants to staff the NHS and they bring their dependents who end up using the NHS more so we bring in immigrants...

>>82900810
>marketing

easiest, oversubscribed comfy career in the world. boils my blood whenever a female comes here to do marketing.

>>82900825
I know that people applying for jobs is a very alien concept for you, lad, but it did in fact happen.

>>82900762
>he's fed up
>he's had enough
>he wants you to react for him

>>82900827
It's so fucked. I'm done with healthcare. That's what they want. Well it's a good job I will never contribute anything to this country knowing it will never benefit me.

>>82900847
Kurt Kobain temu edition.

Hate it when mongs block the lift

>>82900853
Noharma
Smells like mummy's favourite perfume
He loves courtney's cock

>>82900836
It's a girl's job, same as HR. Find a comfy man's job like IT or stop bitching.

You probably wont believe me but I had sex yesterday with my wife

Celebrity Traitors officially the worst performing team of faithfuls in the entire show history. TEN faithfuls gone and not a single traitor found. Absolutely embarrassing.

You probably wont believe me but I had sex yesterday with your mum

When you let the pigs come into your caatle, they immediately start picking through your shit and looking for charges if you're an auditor. Scumbags.

>>82900866
That's nice. Was she honest when filling out the review form afterwards?

>>82900864
Nah give me easy female job. Let females do the difficult jobs. I just want to do one hour work and watch youtube and tiktok all day like females.

>>82900881
Brutally honest if I'm being honest. Marked both the energy level and strength of erection boxes as did not meet expectations and put in a comment about how my method of seduction gave her "the ick". Also said she didn't orgasm but I don't think she's capable of doing so, so that didn't hurt too much.

I also shagged my wife last night, a rip roaring success for the married britfeel lads.

Women should be given equal rights on one condition: once a year they spend two weeks mining ore in a subterranean mine, nothing but hands and pickaxe, 16 hour days.

Of course, they can opt out at any time, but this means abdicating their equal rights.

>>82900898
Imagine what kind of incel wrote this post lol

>>82900898
Did she leave a form for you to fill out?

>>82900840
well they obviously thought he would do a better job than you

>>82900908
How about this, you can complain about women not working or whatever if you actually work just one day of any job. As it stands you've never worked a day in your life.

Ruthmong how do you make sure you don't get mold in your boxroom?

>>82900934
Turkey is a very dry climate lad so mold is rare

>>82900919
Yes I called her a fat bitch and said if she didn't mind her p's and Q's she'll be in for a swift uppercut in the jaw. It's all fun and games in our household.

Me? I just want to fucking deck a girl in the face while we have sex. Not in a genuinely abusive psycho kind of way, it would all have to be consensual and agreed upon beforehand, but yeah just want to fucking shove my fist through a girl's jaw. One massive punch as we fuck.

>>82900934
it's quite moldy. been like that for years. used to it.

Good morning, lads. Or, as we say in England, as-salamu alaykum.

>>82900981
>Or, as we say in England, as-salamu alaykum.
haha get it because immigration XDDDDDDD

Just had an email from O2 saying my phone contract is going up by 2.50 a mont next year. I have SIM only and I pay 6 pound a month. That's almost a 50% increase. What in the actual fuck do they think they're playing at? How can they justify this? I had a contract with virgin for years and years where it cost me 7 a month, never went up, never changed. Then they merged with O2 and forced me to move, and now they try to put it up every year and I'm forced to argue every time. Why is every company such absolute utter fucking cunts these days? How can they possibly justify this?

>>82900967
Wrong syntax, bucko

>>82900998
>Due to this, you have the right to cancel your airtime plan without any early termination charges, within the next 30 days

tempted to kys, its over for me

I bet she doesn't have a nice line like R.

>>82901043
Really ugly bint this

>>82901046
Well she has a deano boyfriend. Desperate times when lads date down.

>>82901043
Thought this was Belladonna without makeup for a second there.

>>82901038
Just shave it all off man. A youtuber man in his 40s convicted of abuse against his ex has a girlfriend (and a sprog now) in her early 20s. Why not you?

>>82900981
Or as I say. Morning morning morning all good lads.

>>82901053
I'm sure the situation is better in Turkey. Radical feminism hasn't reached your country yet.

>>82901078
Fuck off you dirty nonce cunt

>>82901074
because he's a youtuber... fucking boogie has a girlfriend

>>82901043
Meaty Turkish kebab fanny

>>82901017
And I have done so. Lebara is 5 pound rolling monthly with no annual increase. Fuck I hate these corps and their bullshit.

>>82901065
That some smut whore?

a turk and a nonce

>>82901106
walk into a bar

>>82901091
yeah but it's not right. sad cow dropped out of college for that trash old man. she has no friends...even said she doesn't like anyone her age.

>zoomers not knowing who belladonna is
christ I'm feeling old

We should all just start youtube channels

>>82901127
I actually have one but struggle to get views

>>82901135
We need to up the ante

>>82901135
Is your content boring?

why do mongs glorify war and bombings so much
i remember the last election where all the mongs weren't bothered about our country but rather who has the most nukes and hoping for another world war

>>82901182
Pick one:
>lust for violence
>martyrdom
>security (eg nationalism)
>urge to rebel
>friendships/brotherhood in combat

>>82901167
I don't think so. I have a Gopro and drive through famous/picturesque places in England.

>>82901217
the mongs who wish for this aren't in the war they're just reading about it from their bedroom and screeching "omg happening!!!!" and pissing themselves with glee when a hospital gets bombed. what makes people behave like this?

>>82901236
oh those lot. 9 times of 10 usually means their life sucks. makes them feel less inferior, a brief dopamine hit gives a sense of relief or superiority that masks their own frustration and insecurity

>he thinks lollers does noncing
>this makes him very angry

>>82901182
Every nation needs a good war every now and then. Sounds grim, but it's the truth. The sick situation we're in now though is not that the nation needs a war, but that the wars we fight have no nation behind it. A twisted inversion.

>>82901182
If I can't have a girlfriend then I want all out nuclear war

I don't want 'wars', I want campaigns. Strategic, efficient, with clear goals - the death of billions of useless biomass bodies.

Dossers who can't make eye contact with their work coach without having a panic attack fantasising about being in an active warzone

>>82901277
>the death of billions of useless biomass bodies.
You first.

>>82901258
We know lollers does noncing

>>82901287
This has never been confirmed and he has never admitted it.

did a poster just learn the word 'biomass', or was it in a new film, or something?

HHL got a job and a hingegf, unlike you

>>82901308
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu.meta/text/biomass/

>>82901310
Wait until she finds out hes 4 ft 3 and lives in a carehome

well, that's the overdraft maxed out. rent's sorted but no actual money for food/bills. Amazon declined my card for some cans of pop (but not the OTHER cans of pop so there's something to look forward to)

>>82901222
Ok that sounds mind numbingly boring to me but there's certainly a market for that sort of shit.

>>82901326
You need to get yourself some k lad, ought to solve all your problems.

might download that hinge

>>82901315
two posts over two days is 2/2 = 100%.

>>82901332
off it, me. just had 60mg codeine but i had that in anyway - do drugs as assets go by the NHS prescription charge, or do they go by street value?

Ought to go for a run really but struggling to acquire the motivation, especially since it's cold and miserable out there.

Ate a Rustlers and now my arsehole is itching

Been shitting through the eye of a needle for the past 24 hours. My arsehole is stinging like fuck, bloody hell. Hope you lot are having a better Friday than I am.

>>82901347
not by street value but by manufacturers value I assume. I remember reading somewhere that the NHS pays 20 pound for a packet of paracetamol so I imagine codines are much more.

>>82901350
/britfeel/ will make all sorts of ridiculous arguments BUT:
Rustler's on a George Foreman, lad. lid up at the end, flip, cheese on for 1 min. toast the buns separately in a toaster.

reduces the soggy microwave taste. which i suspect is what leads to itchy arsehole.

i wish someone told me about baking soda for UTIs sooner

>>82901326
get a job you and you can buy food

>>82901364
luv r NHS and a fixed prescription charge is nice, but that's some scary economics in the grand scheme of things.
>hey Britain, you want these cheap pills? $1 a tonne. great, pleasure doing business with you. oh you want these other, LIFE-SAVING ultra-rare pills that only WE manufacture? heh.....

>>82901380
"I'm so proud of it, I put my name on it!" - George Foreman circa mid 2000s.

>>82901394
Look at what yanks pay for insulin. It's like 150 pound a month. Fucking outrageous.

>>82901380
Corr, need to get another Foreman
Had a knock off one that was shite

>>82901383
yeah what did you mean by that?

nice you had antibiotics. i had some amoxicillin and it worked a treat for me, but ultimately the only solution is to stop getting UTIs ;_;

>>82901396
corrr stuck in my head. should start charging them for ad space.

Just found out George Foreman died this year. Never knew.

>>82901409
when ur bladder is burning and stinging, mix a teaspoon of baking soda into water and down it
repeat 3 hours later

it neutralises the acid in ur bladder which is what makes it sting and everyone who says to drink cranberry juice is wrong!!

What the fuck is ket bladder?

what does a stinging bladder feel like

>>82901427
might try this without any further research. it can't hurt (or maybe it can, but whatever, it's baking soda)

thanks pee girl.

>>82901446
like nettles in your guts. not womfy. not womfy at all.

praying for pee girl's bladder

>>82901383
You got a UTI because you got nutted in then didn't pee after. Just pee after sex

PG, have you considered getting on Hinge classic HHL style?

Want to wank but my hands are covered in lots of little pastry flakes from the two sausage rolls I just necked.

>>82901506
The dossers dilemma.

>>82901506
should have sorted that lad you'll get crumbs everywhere and keep finding them later.

>>82901506
Ribbed for your pleasure de lad

I've just discovered opera. The amount of talent in this video is outstanding. It's remarkable how us humans can sing like this.
https://youtu.be/Ioc9shJa_lI?si=jGU3EXu-mzZ7-p-c

Maduro to Trump (delivered in English):
>Not war, not war. Yes peace, yes peace.
>No crazy war, please, please, please.

FUCKING KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Little bitch is running scared and it's only day 2.

>>82901541
Nah, too white, too colonial, too male. Every penny spent on the opera or the high arts should instead be given to the families of asylum seekers so they can shovel rice into their mouths with their bare hands.

Modern day version of whitey on the moon for England in 2025 oh aye x

>>82901562
What are they even beefing about

for me it's the Russian Morrowind musical
https://youtu.be/w9XmqtPe9BE

>>82901573
Venezuela has for over a decade now been a very open narco-terrorist country. Maduro and the Venezuelan government, after ruining the country with socialist policies and squandering any oil profits they made, have essentially been facilitating and working with cartels to ensure a new consistent revenue stream. The vast majority of these drugs (including ones bulked out with Chinese fentanyl) end up in the US. The Trump admin has finally grown the balls to say they're not taking it any more and have started to use military assets to target (initially) drug trafficking, and have now moved onto directly targeting production and infrastructure in Venezuela itself.

>>82901492
i got a uti because i went out last weekend and had a few keys when i absolutely should not have
i havent been nutted in for about a month

>>82901446
imagine pissing nettles made of acid, and also they dont come out no matter how much you piss
imagine pissing like 80% and then stopping and holding the last bit in, like that but it's also nettles

>>82901462
just dont go too heavy on it bc apparently it upsets your bowels and you'll be shitting for england (better than the stinging though)

the last time the Americans said it was about drugs, it wasn't actually about drugs.
maybe even the last few times. (once, it was bananas.)

point is, i don't trust 'em.

Me? Never had an STD because I'm not a council estate mong.

>>82901600
Lol at contrarian anon thinking he's clever by parroting US state dept propaganda. The reality is that they just want the oil and don't like that Maduro has moved the country closer to the Russia/China sphere of influence.

Might shit my boxers for a laugh

>>82901605
for real for real, do you not want a long term relationship? do these people never properly fancy you, do you never properly fancy them back?

Me? Never had a job because I'm an autisic mong

ket bladder gimmick

>>82901611
Even if they did have a problem with drugs from Venezuelan cartels, the US is easily powerful enough to stop them getting into the country. Maduro has even said that he's willing to take back Venezuelan criminals that the US want to deport.

How do we get Turkmong to prove that he's British?

Troon girl

>>82901605
>i havent been nutted in for about a month
I'll nut in you tonight, shelsey walsh?

>>82901349
Did it lads, fucking sucked but another 5k down. Gonna be such a fit healthy boy this winter.

>>82901652
>They just want the oil.
This is the exact same boring banal mindless narrative that the left were running with during the middle east wars. NO BLOOD FOR OIL HURR DURR. The reality is that there were a conflagration of factors, but the idea that oil was one is absurd. Who benefited? How? Given that american oil companies have made several hundred billion dollars since 2001, yet the GWOT cost around about the tune of 5-6 TRILLION in the same time period, what was the rationale exactly? There weren't big tankers making regular trips to the continental united states during the course of the middle east conflicts and oil production in the US itself didn't seem to care at all despite apparently massive reserves opening up to be had. Oil didn't markedly come down in price for the average american. Theory just doesn't hold water.

Never seen a tranny in real life me. You'd think with all the representation they receive online and in media they would be everywhere.

>>82901694
go to a queer rave with pee girl

>>82901671
Have said before - hand written time stamp in front of picture of public clockface (library, council, church etc.). The time difference cannot be faked.

>>82901699
>The time difference cannot be faked.
i dunno time ITSELF is jumping by one hour this weekend.

>>82901694
Used to live in Manchester, lad. The fucking freaks were everywhere, I'd see two or three a day walking down the street. During pride month there would be fucking thousands of them.

ive seen one tranny in a pub once, he was about 6ft2 and still went in the womens toilets

Here's a webm of Warwick Davis playing the guitar.

People would be way less viscerally against trannies if they were even slightly passable/cute on average and not demonstrably insane. As they are right now the average tranny looks like pic related and is shouting in your face that he needs to be let into the toilets with your daughter or you're literally genociding him or whatever the fuck.

>>82901724
HHL playing the guitar more like LOL

>>82901748
This. Look at somewhere like Thailand. A relatively conservatively minded country all things considered and they put up with their notable minority of trannies because the trannies aren't raging fucking lunatics trying to start shit with everyone over everything and at least put in effort to try and pass (laser hair removal, surgeries, implants, voice alterations, not being obese etc. etc.).

I think the big difference is that in somewhere like Thailand you have this organic cultural undercurrent that facilitates such people, whereas in the West it's not that suddenly hundreds of thousands of people realised that they're transgender, it's that hundreds of thousands of young leftists have been brainwashed into thinking that being transgender is a morally good thing and they need to be a crazy zealot for it and all the associated socialist/marxist wank.

>>82901768
in thailand theyre not claiming to be real women

>>82901705
was weird going to that Canal Street IRL a few years back. "gay bars, it'll be loads of gay men, fine."
did NOT expect so many transsexuals. maybe like 1-2 crossdresser types or drag queens? but fucking ell

>>82901776
Yeah this is also part of it, they're not screaming obvious unrealities demanded be accepted, though I attribute that happening in the West more to them all universally being marxist lunatics.

My Friday night? Staying home with the heating on and eating some steak pie. Hopefully followed by a long nights sleep.

off for more lorrying adventures soon, wouldnt mind a shift less than 13 hours at some point but i doubt that will be happening before christmas rush is over now, had a nice run to glasgow and back last night at least

wonder what happened to post-400 lad

Corrrrr! Shout Factory may be moving away from physical media in the USA. Very ominous indeed! Physical media is still king of kings. Streaming is supplemental only. Simple as.

>>82901792
>marxist lunatics
/pol/-kun did you not see how much the actual Communist Party of Britain got slated on "the trans issue"?

something really rotten in academia and left-wing circles. but i dunno you don't have to go for conspiracy buzzwords from the internet, the real stuff is grim as-is.

is this a bot thread, how are there nearly 500 posts and the bump is still this high

>>82901815
Fucked off forever hopefully. He can go sit on a barge pole and spin.

>>82901815
Got chased away lol, fucking twat

>>82901815
*post-400 anxiety lad
he had a hidden disability mate, not rite how everyone treated him

Gonna start a new gimmick soon, be prepared lasds

If you want to pass as a transgender you need to eat an oestrogenic diet like are Tilde

>>82901881
Hope it's better than your DVD and JAV gimmicks.

>>82901690
The Middle East and Venezuela are two separate issues. I agree that the wars in the middle east were not about oil. If it was about drugs, why is Trump not trying to force through regime change in Mexico? Remember their President's response to the ICE protests in LA?

Why not Colombia or Peru? Can't say I've ever heard of Venezuelan coke desu, do they even grow coca

>>82894333 (OP)
oil

>>82901905
Okay but I could just ask the inverse - if this is about regime change then why isn't Trump bombing Mexico right now? Each country has its own issues and, frankly, the American government has to deal with the fact that their country has been flooded by millions of foreigners who are actively hostile, that's a genuine national security threat. Every country/situation requires individual considerations to that case. To claim it's about oil though is nonsense, the US can just make their own or buy it elsewhere. It's not like American crumbles without Venezuelan oil.

>>82901917
As far as I know they tend not to be the ones lacing all their shit with fentanyl which is what is actually killing so many Americans each year. But as said above, likely other factors involved with every discrete calculation of how to use force.

Best shag of my life was with a girl from Colombia oh aye x

>>82901930
But the fent comes from china so why not bomb china?

>>82901892
I haven't run a gimmick in years lad, you're not talking to who you think you are

>>82901941
I think this question answers itself really, lad. It gets packaged and shipped from Venezuela. Stop that then it doesn't matter how much China sells to the Venezuelans and you have the added benefit of, you know, not starting WW3 with the only other superpower that can pose a realistic military threat to you.

>>82901941
they would get beaten lad

America only punches down

Got a feeling you'll like the new edition, lads
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>>82901918
How had that not been said after 8.2 million posts?

>>82901889
Actually disgusting that people can live off this slop. Astonishing how unhealthy the vast majority of people in this country are.

And what are they going to bomb? Stealth bombers are only useful for bombing strategically important areas, it doesn't exist in Venezuela

We recall the impressive number of wars that the United States has won since 1945 which is 0