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bros... i'm horny and lonely all the time
grandmaberg is not coming over today I WANT MY PRESENT
I have to confess this is larp because I see some frens who are actually concerned and hoping this is larp, I wanted to get people banned for begging as a prank but stepped over the lone with claiming of having cancer. I am a perfectly healthy broke 23 year old.
I am sorry, please forgive me
I am sorry, please forgive me
Fugg sake, I did it again.
>>12116453
STOP IT!
STOP IT!
>>519401290
I have nearly 20 million USD and I am still a virgin.
Women only care about money if Chad has it.
I have nearly 20 million USD and I am still a virgin.
Women only care about money if Chad has it.
>>21653679
Left my birthday chocolate cheesecake in the fridge too long. I finished half of it during my b-day with the intention of saving the rest for later. Just got some good news today and wanted to celebrate with some choco-cheesecake but it had gone bad.
Mold.
Feels bad man....
Left my birthday chocolate cheesecake in the fridge too long. I finished half of it during my b-day with the intention of saving the rest for later. Just got some good news today and wanted to celebrate with some choco-cheesecake but it had gone bad.
Mold.
Feels bad man....
I'm 25, how am I supposed to buy my first car at this point? I don't want to buy a shitbox with 70-100k miles on it.
i watched a ton of gay porn and now i cant stop staring at mens crotches during conversation. how do I stop?
I save the krogan despite it potentially dooming the galaxy because I value my friendship with one (1) krogan and can't bare the ME3 showdown with him
really you should've gotten punished more for being a goody two shoes, renegade you get nothing but suffering, paragon is endlessly rewarded for no real reason
really you should've gotten punished more for being a goody two shoes, renegade you get nothing but suffering, paragon is endlessly rewarded for no real reason
>>61090485
>if I got a near death experience I'd just see me sitting behind a desk for 12 hours a day
>if I got a near death experience I'd just see me sitting behind a desk for 12 hours a day
>>215170849
homer bloatmaxxing in this episode was unironically my childhood sexual awakening, I am still into guys that have belly, especially muscle guys
homer bloatmaxxing in this episode was unironically my childhood sexual awakening, I am still into guys that have belly, especially muscle guys
>>515660560
solidarity with gaza and greta
solidarity with gaza and greta
>>515379055
no
no
It's a bit sad all this death n doom n gloom innit.
>>515325567
I'm not. It's sad that things have to be destroyed in order to be made better,
I'm not. It's sad that things have to be destroyed in order to be made better,
>want to go to sainsburys for ka slop
>can only walk there or back
>taxi will cost 3.50
>ka slop will cost ~1.80
Goes who's not going to sainsburys?
>can only walk there or back
>taxi will cost 3.50
>ka slop will cost ~1.80
Goes who's not going to sainsburys?
How do we save them bros?
>>17980534
i don’t know
i don’t know
>>214547589
damit macht man keine witze du spast
damit macht man keine witze du spast
>>214238172
SHE'S GONNA GET US BROS
SHE'S GONNA GET US BROS
What is it? I'm too scared to follow the link
>in gym
>scroll through /fit/ during breaks to see if somebody has posted a picture of me in a dyel thread
>scroll through /fit/ during breaks to see if somebody has posted a picture of me in a dyel thread
What is the equivalent of zainichi koreans in your country?
We have Joseonjok (Korean-Chinese)
We have Joseonjok (Korean-Chinese)
me? im 24 and terrified, its literally one of my biggest fears that worries me daily, Id honest to god rather lose an entire leg than my hair and im not even joking. Will be doing fin, I will risk fin dick over this. Failing that I'll be buying a very expensive ''''''''''''''''''''''''hair system'''''''''''''''''''' (wig) if black women can have weaves then fuck ALL of you im having one too. I do have alright bone structure and I'm 95% sure my head is normally shaped so it wouldn't be totally abysmal but im just not doing it, I dont want to be bald.
GOD PLEASE SPARE ME
GOD PLEASE SPARE ME
Implementing multiplayer has opened a can of worms with lots of concerns.
I will have to duplicate my data structures to deal with packet loss or client side prediction. The data structures on the server and client will be different.
Oh well, first step will be to just simply send the current state to clients.
I will have to duplicate my data structures to deal with packet loss or client side prediction. The data structures on the server and client will be different.
Oh well, first step will be to just simply send the current state to clients.
>tfw when coworkers asked to take the on-call on Christmas and New years eve because "oh come on anon, you have no gf, wife or kids. taking the on-call will be better than staying at home on your own"
Just because I'm single doesn't mean I don't have a life. God I want to find a remote job so bad.
Just because I'm single doesn't mean I don't have a life. God I want to find a remote job so bad.
Just realized Hong Kong rhymes with Ping Pong
>>213639494
>>213639529
sorry, i thought you people were talking about the black guy
>>213639491
there's a new trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvN153dN7rE
one of the question is if wendy are the gang are just synths with human memories and not hybrids.
>>213639529
sorry, i thought you people were talking about the black guy
>>213639491
there's a new trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvN153dN7rE
one of the question is if wendy are the gang are just synths with human memories and not hybrids.
>>512468223
dotn post taht
dotn post taht
>>534316446
Say it ain't so...
Say it ain't so...
How do I be more impulsive? Ive been looking for a new guitar for months now for 300 quid less than I was contemplating paying (700 now) and I still cant bring myself to do it. Its like I work and just save everything humanly possible and cant bring myself to spend anything that isn't absolutely essential. I want a fucking guitar and my brain wont let me.
im sorry trannies
i really want to have a trans gf and marry her and grow old togeter but my biology commands me to seek a cis woman to impregnate and have children with her.
im sorry that i cant be the bf you deserve and whispering lovey dovey things into your ear while cumming inside you knowing that its just for a night.
you deserve better but bussy is so addictive and sometimes i cant help but relapse and chase another tranner to promise the world only to sodomize her gently
why did god make me gamp im so sorry for all of this tranners please forgive me
im sorry that i cant be the bf you deserve and whispering lovey dovey things into your ear while cumming inside you knowing that its just for a night.
you deserve better but bussy is so addictive and sometimes i cant help but relapse and chase another tranner to promise the world only to sodomize her gently
why did god make me gamp im so sorry for all of this tranners please forgive me
>>511235272
NOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOO
>>60669380
>Millienials are also getting free unlimited zoomer girl pussy while gen z men have the most adult male virgins of any generation
Why couldn't I just have been born 10 years earlier. Imagine being in your teens in the 2000s.
>Millienials are also getting free unlimited zoomer girl pussy while gen z men have the most adult male virgins of any generation
Why couldn't I just have been born 10 years earlier. Imagine being in your teens in the 2000s.
>no sticky
Why are jannies racist
Why are jannies racist
>>212990898
bei dem regne?
bei dem regne?
>>212960580
>Not recognizing those islands as rightful Japanese clay
I hope you are just ironic shitposting
>Not recognizing those islands as rightful Japanese clay
I hope you are just ironic shitposting
is it safe to use metamask with a vpn
or will my data and wallet get stolen
>>28520304
oh no, not Car Meir Mastcish. what will become of the Finance Dpofer?
oh no, not Car Meir Mastcish. what will become of the Finance Dpofer?
>+2 in 300 pulls
holy mother of lucklets
I got like 15 offbanners too
holy mother of lucklets
I got like 15 offbanners too
Ooooohkeydoke, so a visit by me, a 9.2/10 on Photofeeler, to their country anytime soon is not going to help their society, at all
>watched a porn where a guy was punching the girl in the face and kicking her in the head and holding her eye open so he can piss directly into it.
>No entry-level job
>Create own firm out of cope
>Cry to the realization that most people will see it as no more than employment gap filling cope
>Create own firm out of cope
>Cry to the realization that most people will see it as no more than employment gap filling cope
>dreamed I had a gf again
happens in your country?
happens in your country?
>dreamed I had a gf again
kinos for this feel?
kinos for this feel?
>>212713481
bin 24
bin 24
it's so over for me
i am 25 and i am completely inexperienced. I am like a toddler compared to my peers
how does one even cope?
Should i just kms?
how does one even cope?
Should i just kms?
/biz/raelis won
again
again
>>212477076
>I LOST MY POINT OF VIEW
>WHEN I LOST MY FAITH IN YOU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OM4Y2i81Byo&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD
>I LOST MY POINT OF VIEW
>WHEN I LOST MY FAITH IN YOU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OM4Y2i81Byo&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD
>>81749497
my life would imrove by 579% if i had a cock like this
my life would imrove by 579% if i had a cock like this
I'm sick of being a pooncel khhv but Idk how to start dating. I go on dating apps but never use them because I never see other trannies and don't think cissoids would like or respect me. Is it over for me?
> it's a truman spend 7 hours pressing f5 episode
>>212401498
Im sorry for Indian bros, had no idea you dealt with that
Im sorry for Indian bros, had no idea you dealt with that
What is the saddest thing you have ever witnessed?
>>509284895
So Ivan and Vlad here are celebrating the deaths of some poor rando Hohol that just got dragged off the streets.
You're not even killing the smug faggots in those /ugh/ threads.
That's terrible.
>>509284873
You're just slaughtering poor randos that got dragged off the streets to fight the war.
Don't you think that's terrible?
So Ivan and Vlad here are celebrating the deaths of some poor rando Hohol that just got dragged off the streets.
You're not even killing the smug faggots in those /ugh/ threads.
That's terrible.
>>509284873
You're just slaughtering poor randos that got dragged off the streets to fight the war.
Don't you think that's terrible?
>>22888449
So Ivan and Vlad here are celebrating the deaths of some poor rando Hohol that just got dragged off the streets.
You're not even killing the smug faggots in those /ugh/ threads.
That's terrible.
>>22888448
You're just slaughtering poor randos that got dragged off the streets to fight the war.
Don't you think that's terrible?
So Ivan and Vlad here are celebrating the deaths of some poor rando Hohol that just got dragged off the streets.
You're not even killing the smug faggots in those /ugh/ threads.
That's terrible.
>>22888448
You're just slaughtering poor randos that got dragged off the streets to fight the war.
Don't you think that's terrible?
Dadberg yelled at me in public yesterday. It was so embarrassing.
I don't like this world anymore. I want to go back to 2007 when things were comfy.
Everything sucks now.
Everything sucks now.
>>76309571
What sort of gravy is that?
What sort of gravy is that?
>>508558505
I dunno bros.
I don't like the islamic regime, but I don't want another Afghanistan/Iraq where the whole nation will suffer violent insurgency and instability for decades.
I dunno bros.
I don't like the islamic regime, but I don't want another Afghanistan/Iraq where the whole nation will suffer violent insurgency and instability for decades.
Brr, brr, Patapim, il mio cappello è pieno di Slim! Nel bosco fitto e misterioso, viveva un essere assai curioso. Con radici intrecciate e gambe incrociate, mani sottili, braccia agitate. Il suo naso lungo come un prosciutto, un po' babbuino, un po' cespugliotto. Si chiamava Patapim, oh che strano, e parlava italiano ma con accento arcano! Un giorno trovò un cappello dorato: "Perfetto!" gridò, "che bel risultato!" Ma dentro c'era Slim, il ranocchio blu, che faceva "brr, brr" senza un perché in più. Patapim piangeva: "Mio caro cappello, ora c'è Slim, che guaio, che duello!" Saltava, rideva, si disperava, ma il ranocchio mai se ne andava. Con foglie sui gomiti e muschio sul mento, corse nel bosco spinto dal vento. Andò dal mago Tiramisu chiedendo aiuto con un gran "ciuu ciuu!" Il mago rispose, mangiando un panino: "Per togliere Slim, serve un palloncino!" Così Patapim, con gran confusione, soffiò nel pallone con emozione. Slim volò, con un grande "boom", sparendo nel cielo come un bel fungo di fumo! Ora Patapim balla nel vento.
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>Brr brrr Patapim, my hat is full of Slim! In the thick and mysterious forest lived a very curious being. With entwined roots and crossed legs, thin hands, waving arms - his nose was long like a ham, a bit baboon, a bit bushy. His name was Patapim, oh, how strange, and he spoke Italian but with an arcane accent! One day, he found a golden hat, “Perfect!” he shouted, “what a great result!” But inside was Slim, the blue frog, who went “Brrr brrr!” without a reason more. Patapim cried: “My dear hat! Now there’s Slim, what a mess, what a duel!” He jumped, laughed, despaired, but the frog never went away. With leaves on his elbows and moss on his chin he ran into the forest pushed by the wind He went to the magician Tiramisu, asking for help with a big “Choo chuhoo!” The magician replied, eating a sandwich: “To remove Slim, you need a balloon!” So Patapim, with great confusion, blew into the balloon with excitement. Slim flew, with a big BOOM, disappearing into the sky like a beautiful mushroom of smoke! Now Patapim dances in the wind.
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>Brr brrr Patapim, my hat is full of Slim! In the thick and mysterious forest lived a very curious being. With entwined roots and crossed legs, thin hands, waving arms - his nose was long like a ham, a bit baboon, a bit bushy. His name was Patapim, oh, how strange, and he spoke Italian but with an arcane accent! One day, he found a golden hat, “Perfect!” he shouted, “what a great result!” But inside was Slim, the blue frog, who went “Brrr brrr!” without a reason more. Patapim cried: “My dear hat! Now there’s Slim, what a mess, what a duel!” He jumped, laughed, despaired, but the frog never went away. With leaves on his elbows and moss on his chin he ran into the forest pushed by the wind He went to the magician Tiramisu, asking for help with a big “Choo chuhoo!” The magician replied, eating a sandwich: “To remove Slim, you need a balloon!” So Patapim, with great confusion, blew into the balloon with excitement. Slim flew, with a big BOOM, disappearing into the sky like a beautiful mushroom of smoke! Now Patapim dances in the wind.
>>81564479
>>pls don't ask those silly 'will i ever...' questions, be more concrete
sheeeid, hope thats concrete enough
>>pls don't ask those silly 'will i ever...' questions, be more concrete
sheeeid, hope thats concrete enough
>It's cold outside, and I'm not coming home
I don't know where I'll be, oh when the morning comes
>And Jessie you're a good dog, please don't follow me
>Just go on home
>Jessie, don't follow me
I don't know where I'll be, oh when the morning comes
>And Jessie you're a good dog, please don't follow me
>Just go on home
>Jessie, don't follow me
I keep breaking down in tears over nothing. It's happened six days in a row now. Anyone else had this happen to them, how did you fix it? I won't go to therapy/psychiatry, so don't bother suggesting that.
>yfw Ameribros are getting drafted soon