>It's a "Truman pays more than his budget on grocery delivery because he doesn't want to deal with all the jeets at the store" episode

>>212345658 (OP)
wait, I am Truman?

>It's a "Truman woke up ten minutes early and spends three hours contemplating if he should take a nap to make up for it instead of doing anything productive" episode

It's a Truman finally found a gf after 27 boring seasons and now he's worried she's getting deported to out of town episode

>>212346729
>It's a "Truman calls ICE on his gf because he misses his personal space" episode
What a story arc.

>>212346729
>It's a Truman realizes there will be a hundred more latinas behind her willing to jump on his dick to try and get married to avoid being deported with the new rules episode

>its a Truman gets blackout druk and wastes the whole day episode

Good one fuckwit

>it's a "Truman finally quits drinking at 30 thinking it will solve all his problems, only to realize he still has to get his shit together sober and starts contemplating actual suicide instead of a relapse" episode

i am incredibly thrifty, youll never catch me spending a dime on delivery not even the pizza guy, thankfully my grocery store in north jersey is mostly white

>It's a Truman hasn't talked to another actual person in a month and didn't even notice episode

>>212345658 (OP)
>It's a Truman is experiencing nigger fatigue again.

> it's a truman spend 7 hours pressing f5 episode

>It's a Truman goes another entire day without going outside episode

>>212345658 (OP)
>It's a "Truman was about to take out the trash but the neighbors are outside so he's standing by the window waiting for them to stop chatting so he can take the garbage out without getting caught in their conversation" episode

>>212347260
>It's a Truman needs to clear his throat and practice his voice otherwise the first person to talk to him in 4 days will notice.

>It's a "Truman loses his wfh job but lies about it because he doesn't want to deal with his parents nagging him to find a job again" episode.

>>212347525
>It's a Truman has been lying to his gf about his salary for 5 years and is now deep in the hole because he couldn't afford all these travels and gifts

>It's a delivery guy wont walk up to the house and drop the food on the porch, so anon might actually have to go outside today episode

>>212347646
why did truman settle for a travelwhore in the first place

>>212347260
This is genuinely impossible even if youre a stereotypical basement dwelling nightcrawler NEET. Even posting on 4chan technically counts as talking to someone

>>212347750
Because Truman is a simp and now Truman is fucked.

>>212347737
What do you mean, they 'won't'? Does Truman live in the ghetto?

>>212345658 (OP)
>all the jeets
So you guys don’t even get the cute girls? I don’t really fetishize latinas but I can’t go into any grocery store without seeing some 10/10 cute latina with striking features, perfect face and then she’s just stocking the fucking shelves or working the register, it’s insane how many cute girls there are.

>>212345658 (OP)
>It's a Truman only gets matches with women over 50 and thinks he's better off staying a 33 year old virgin episode
>It's a Truman's hometown is overrun with brownoid jeets and has no more motivation to do anything ever again episode

>>212347646
I’m gonna have to do this when I inevitably do get the girl I lovebombed to start taking me seriously.

If you don’t mind me asking tho do you lie because you want to seem more successful or just to make it sound like you have enough to keep her entertained?

>It's a Truman has decided to consider grocery shopping as "going out to see friends" from now on and is now expecting grocery shopping twice a week with joy, even tho he knows deep inside that it's kind of sad.

>>212347998
>Truman's hometown is overrun with brownoid jeets
Have you considered moving?

>>212348288
>It's a Truman leaves his family to move to a different jeeted town episode

>>212348055
I set the bar too high at first, nice restaurants and so on, said i made twice what i really make, then i couldn't go back, had to keep up with on the restaurants, the jewelry and the travels, creditmaxxed and wallah.

>>212348329
>wallah
*smacks lips*

>>212348389
It's a french word

>>212348317
> it's a
> instead of doing something about it truman just complains to his mongolain penpals about it
> episode

>>212346729
> Truman race mixes and creates a goblina mutt child and regrets it for the rest of his life

>>212348317
ICE just got a massive budget increase, it can't be understated how massive their budget is now. Lots of indians are on expired visas.

>>212348647
> Truman impregnates 30 different Lantinas before calling ICE on them epsiode

>>212348673
>>212348609
Truman lives in canada, every town is jeeted and there's no ice. It's unironically over for him

>>212348714
> The fiji islands

>>212347998
Bed the dried up milfs, find a sugar momma

>It's a "Truman just wants to be left alone but he can't afford to move out of his parents' house" episode

i know a guy who was a 30 something neet just coasting and coasting then his parents died and he had to get a job and he's a 7/11 clerk now sharing a small place with 3 roommates
honestly what future does he have? talking with him is bleak because i dont want to lie to him

>>212348714
you should start making asylum claims to the US, organize a resistance on /pol/ and try to get a similar south africa situation going and trump will start taking pity on you

>it's a Truman pretends to "go out", dresses up nicely and leaves the house and then literally just aimlessly walks around the town for about 5-6 hours or so and then goes home pretending as if he was out there drinking//having fun or whatever with his "friends" just so his parents don't feel sad for him episode

>>212349126
How much does he hate finally having to work now?
Also he's pretty much fucked unless he gets lucky

>>212349126
>>212349453
did he inherit nothing?
If I were him I would either turn criminal , movie to different cuntry or become a merc (at least thats what I tell myelf)

>>212346920
>>212348696
kek

.... shouldn't you be preparing a BBQ or something?

>>212349577
Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger

>>212349649
did you just use the n-word OUTSIDE of /b/?

>It's a Truman goes out at the same hour every labor day without any purpose to see the late 30s girls whom he's obssesed with since 2015.
Will he say 'hello' to her someday?

>>212349646
ribs are in the slow cooker already. you're right, though, I should make tzatziki for fries

>>212345658 (OP)
>It's a Truman has to do a new task at work to cover someone whose on holiday and thinks he's doing it right then just before he leaves on Friday the boss tells him he's been making lots of mistakes episode
Hopefully next week they just give the task to somebody else so Truman doesn't have to do it

>>212349727
What made you become obsessed with her?

>its another truman waits for the weekend to end so he can go back to work and wake up with purpose again

>It's a "Truman hasn't left the house in 2 weeks" episode
Getting tired of this bottle shit, give me at least the yard set

>>212349828
Main reason: she's pretty. Back in the day, Truman passed by her every day when he was going to work.
Years passed by and Truman knew she was still living with her parents. Almost sure no bf. Add almost daily daydreaming about her.
Now no need to go out at the same hour, but he still does it to see her.
Is it love? Obsession? Need for attention?

>>212345658 (OP)
>it's another filler episode
>when will the next arc begin?
>how many seasons has it been now since Truman has seen any kind of challenge or personnal growth?

>>212347156
Hey, congratulations on quitting drinking, at least

>>212347475
So relatable.

>>212345658 (OP)
In a way, Truman predicted streamers.

>It's a "Truman gets frustrated that he never has the free time to work on his personal projects but then squanders that time whenever he gets it" episode.

>>212349086
>It's a "Truman moves back with his mom after 3 years, because he can't take living alone with just the dog anymore" episode

>>212350514
>she's pretty
>she was still living with her parents. Almost sure no bf
Damn, this sounds pretty good, she’s gonna get snatched if you don’t make a move.

>>212347156
you did what my beloved uncle never did
keep moving bro
now that all your disposable income wont be spent on muh alcohol you can get yourself something nice like chocolate

>>212350969
> now that all your disposable income wont be spent on muh alcohol you can get yourself something nice like chocolate
not sure if blissfully stupid or evil troll

>It's a "Truman gets a stress-induced stomach cramp every time he thinks of his future" scene

what storylines did they have before Truman learned to speak?

>>212350969
No he shouldn't go for chocolate as that's another addictive thing

>It's a "Truman is too tired to get up and use the toilet but too full of diarrhea to sleep" episode

>>212352013
>it's a Truman is upset because his high-chair smells different to yesterday episode

>>212351408
>>212352468
what is he like a dog or something
chocolate wouldn't be harmful at all unless you eat it in exces-oooooooh

>>212352623
iirc quitting alcohol also makes you crave sugar even more
at least during the inital phase

>>212353033
>slip from drinking into diabetes
curse of mehico...

Was at Walmart grabbing a cart but a fat retard was blocking the way into the store with his cart as he was talking to someone, probably his mother. I've never been a bully in my life but for some reason, without hesitation, I smashed his cart out of the way with mine and laughed directly at him. It felt really good.
Try being a bully.

>its a Truman started messing around on the dark web and found pizza a lot easier than he thought and he cant stop thinking about it episode

This has got to be the last season right? This cant last for very long.

>>212349338
/tv/s worst copypasta, kys

>>212352013
The breastfeeding episodes had high ratings

>>212353336
>t.

>>212349201
come and liberate us already

>>212345658 (OP)
>it's a Truman uses the group photos to make ai nudes of his friends episode
I laugh each time he's done this but I'm starting to get worried at how frequently he does this

>it's a Truman sits at home, doesn't apply for jobs, overeats, jacks off, neglects personal hygiene and keeps his living space a mess for the second year in a row episode

>It's a "Truman applies for a Master's degree program that he knows won't get him a job but he just wants to have an excuse to drop out of the rat race and live a carefree student life again without being hassled about wasting his life" episode.

>>212353643
I had to stop watching because it wanted to see someone else's life, not my own

>it's a Truman has avoidant personality disorder and spent the last 15 years of his life in solitude with no friends, no lovers, no nothing. Still a virgin at 34, still friendless and still zero life experiences and nothing will ever get better ever because he's a mentally ill freak waste of space that should kill himself
great one, great ep

I don't understand you losers. Why don't you just lift weights?

>>212353643
>It's a Truman reads a post that some anon made but it applies so well to him that he thought it was his own and was confused for a bit episode
Writers were really scraping the barrel on this one.

>It's a "Truman turns 38 and has nothing going on in his life so he's just waiting for his parents to die so he can sell the house and move somewhere less expensive and finally have some space to himself" episode

>>212345658 (OP)
>it's a "Truman has been gooning for days on end and now it's getting harder and harder to cum or even maintain an erection again" episode
I hate re-runs haha. I wish Truman would realize he's going to get ED before he's 30 if he keeps doing that.

>it's another "Truman still hasn't started looking for another job despite not being able to pay rent next month" episode

>>212353643
> It's a truman lands his first job interview after 6 months of searching only to fumble it by giving the HR-roastie the ick because he starts stuttering

>>212353876
u from yurop?

>>212354229
yes

>>212347260
>>212347475
>>212347271
>>212347396
>>212354180
>it's a Truman reads a post that he relates to too much episode

>It's a "Truman keeps explaining to his Dad that he can't just 'get a job' anymore because of mass immigration and layoffs but Truman's dad just yells at him and calls him lazy" episode.

>it’s a truman is thinking about quitting his job and take a break for 6 months episode
Is he fucking stupid?

>>212354293
which cuntry?

>>212353865
>>212353992
>it's a Truman reads a post and gets hit with both laughter and sadness upon considering the fact that he is not alone in his situation episode

>>212345658 (OP)
>its yet another hiccup two-part episode
Someone fire these hack writers already. I think we are due a gastroenterologist arc.

>He just keeps rocking and shaking, begging to be annihilated as a soul into nothingness.
>Quick, que the 3.14 QT Emo Goth clothing line on the E girls OnlyFans promo code tie-in!

https://youtu.be/AEB6ibtdPZc?si=YVql4lHj7hewbXiM

>>212346074
I dont believe in productivity. Humanity as a whole is negative impact. What are you producing?

>>212345658 (OP)
>it's a "Truman feels both motivated and empty after losing his mother" episode
>things are very busy at Truman's job so he is not doing much with that motivation anyway

>>212353635
Which app did truman use again? Im making a wiki

>>212354467
you have no idea how many potential friendships I've squandered because of avpd, the issue isn't wanting friends and being unable to find them, its not being able to handle any kind of relationships. I either push people away (every single person I knew from childhood) or I don't let anybody get close to me (life since school ended)

It's some form of mental torture, where you want somebody you trust and can feel comfortable to be yourself with, but never having the balls to try.

>>212345658 (OP)
>it’s a “Truman was fine with being an introverted porn-addicted faglord virgin for the first 7 years of his adult life but then he met a woman he developed feelings for who posted one (1) tweet many years ago about having had sex, then he completely lost his fucking mind and felt completely incompetent, clueless, and alienated and became convinced (still is) that this woman is his soulmate because not only does she share his humor and bold enough personality to post the kind of tweet she did, but she clearly woke something dormant inside of him” episode

>>212354968
> he developed feelings for who posted one (1) tweet many years ago about having had sex
truman
more like cuckman

>it's a "Truman buys lingerie online and shoots ropes while wearing it" episode
What did they mean by this?

>It's a "Truman realizes that trying to make friends or get a gf just isn't worth the hassle for someone his age and goes back to shitposting" episode.

>The show had a writers strike and Truman noticed the entire set became very brown with scabs

>>212355057
That doesn’t have anything to do with me tho

T R U M A N
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>>212354753
You can be productive and help the ecosystem, like planting a tree or feeding stray animals
But to do that more effectively, you need capitalism currency

>>212355082
That picture of the parrot destroys me

>>212355060
I think they hired a tranny for the writing team due to christof being paid money for DEI

>It's a Truman still keeps all the sexy lingerie and sex outfits be bought for his kinky ex 2 years later in the hope she will knock on his door and jump on his dick even tho she blocked him everywhere
What a cuck,he should move on already

>>212355579
he sounds like a normie for having experienced it in the first place
my truman is a worthless husk that is far too afraid of women to ever actually have sex with one

>it's a truman completes the first year of his grad program but still feels inferior to everyone around him because he doesn't have the personality to network episode

>It's a "Truman tries to start a Twitch stream but he has no charisma and gives up after half an hour" episode.

>>212355579
Why is normie sex talk so fucking cringe? Like imagine being at sex.

>it's a "Truman wants to get railed but doesn't want to potentially catch any diseases or deal with the fucking insane gay community" episode

what a disgusting fucking queer, why do they even air this garbage?

>>212355717
DO IT. JUST DO IT.

>it's a Truman spends his Friday off sorting his porn folder and wondering why he doesn't have a gf episode.

>>212347243
>thankfully my grocery store in north jersey is mostly white
free grocery delivery from Kroger if you got their store credit card. pay it off in full each month. no interest, free delivery. can't beat it

>>212355763
I think he did it once a couple years ago and then contemplated suicide until his blood work came back negative

>>212355777
Chchchchchchchchecked

>It's a Truman is excited for July 4th, not because he has any parties to attend but because his marijuana dispensary will have special B1G1 deals

>It's a "Truman has to pretend to be sad after his father dies even though he feels nothing but relief" episode.

>>212356241
>>212355717
a fitting end to the
> Truman got sexuall molested as a child arc

>It's a "Truman posts in a thread and it dies with no other replies" episode.

>It's a Truman spent 3 year In his off time making clay figures episode

>>212356782
does he at least use them to play wargames or model scenes?

>>212356782
> it's a truman wonders wether one of his fellow basket weaving experts might be sub 90 IQ retard epsiode

>it’s a Truman signs up to the gym after 10 years of obesity and alcoholism

I wonder how long this arc will last

Why are Truman's dream episodes getting more and more horrifying

>It's a "Truman keeps showing his penis to his neighbor's cat" episode.
What's he trying to do?

>>212347060
dealing with the repercussions right now, vomiting and waiting
Truman, I mean

>>212356782
I like the obelisks, keep making more.

>>212356782
reminds me of my childhood