All Things Must Pass edition

Thread choon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjBL-sSpuFM&list=RDTjBL-sSpuFM&start_radio=1

>>212215690 (OP)
Based album. Gonna listen to it when the cure album is over

Britain

>>212215690 (OP)
good edish

>YHE BINBLE

pooing out loud

wish I were doing an absurd amount of drugs in a field in Somerset right now

Schoolgirl burlesque

>GRE YNGBLE

>her cock

If you spent as much time practicing your saber technique as you do your wit, you would rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.

>>212215734
All things must pass...
all jews must celebrate passover

>>212215734
How many babies have you killed so far?
How many kids have you killed so far?

>media and politicians now deciding whether jews or blacks are more important
lol

>>212217539
Same but not Glastonbury. Just myself on mushrooms in a pooey field bollock naked

>YGRE BENBLRE

quite weird how obsessed this yank is with dead wogletd

>>212215690 (OP)
>2020 mix
mmm not sure about this

Genuinely, unironically, considering joining scientology

it is pretty funny how a bunch of bronies met up at the monty pyke at our suggestion
that is objectively pretty funny

this >>212216912 anon is sick and he needs to go to job in monday
you have to wish him in new thread >>212217140 a fast recovery

>>212217637
wonder what they talked about

>>212217234
Why do you think they hate white people?

can already tell its going to be a drunk and emotional evening
x

>>212217637
we're eternally on the ropes from that ngl

>BROIBLE WOOLSH

>>212217664
My guess is MLP

>>212217666
https://x.com/PatrickChristys/status/1939028130234327339

>>212217664
horse porn, probably

>>212217675
just a different board culture init. reckon it's just a far chiller vibe over there than it is here.

>>212217671
no thinking over the weekend hun

My cousin has convinced me that my breakup and layoff are great reasons to come home to the motherland.
I am going to impregnate so many fat slags, starting in Milk-n-beans and working my way outward.

Move the ship out of the asteroid field so that we can send a clear transmission.

it's my birthday today what food should I order for my sad din din

SKEPTA JUST BROUGHT POOH SHITTEM OUT ON STAGE AT GLASTO

>>212217714
Tl;dw

>>212217751
Happy birthday mate x

Ok so what's your top 4 movies

>>212217714
He's just mocking people who say "we want our country back". If you think all white people say that sort of thing then you're very clearly wrong.

LOVE strategy games, me
LOVE feeling immersed
LOVE creating a new world EXACTLY how I like it

>finish toil at 19:00 pm
>start toil tomorrow at 7:00 am

I even asked to finish early and they said no whilst also allowing someone else to leave a WHOLE 3 hours early they are working me to death

>>212217772
ok thank you

>>212217734
you going back to india?

>>212217751
happy birthday lad
get some burgers in and a bokkle of voka

>>212217782
Reservoir Dogs, Zulu, Waterloo, Shenandoah

have switched over to skepta despite hating it cos that raye is fucking BORING
when will the BBC stop pushing shit halfcasts for no reason

>>212217782
films are boring
same as music

>>212217760
tell me when shifty $nowball is on pyramid with gacha slime and grifta

>>212217782
Star Wars Episode 1
Star Wars Episode 2
Star Wars Episode 3
Star Wars Episode 4

>>212217782
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
Taxi Driver
Eyes Wide Shut
Mullholand Drive

Have you ever seen Cube?

>>212217803
probably won't be doing booze but could get a burger possibly
I will consider that and thanks

>>212217786
Go play them then. Don't return until every single one is beaten.
I'm always right and you're a mong so I state with confidence that you WON'T.

>>212217818
>when will the BBC stop pushing shit halfcasts for no reason
When the last one comes out for palestine obviously

>>212217838
sybau

>>212217843
you. booze. NOW.

>uk in cyberpunk
>a post industrial hellscape
>london sprawl takes over all of southern england
>most cities and towns are poor and have zero coverage with socials services and transit

>>212217714
>Punk act is left wing
And you're surprised?

I HEARD RORKE WANTS HIS COUNTRY BACK
NAH YA CAN'T HAVE THAT
I HEARD RORKE WANTS HIS COUNTRY BACK
NAH YA CAN'T HAVE THAT

I finished uni for the year and thought I'd have a nice chill summer gaming, watching anime and drawing but toil is fucking me in the arse big time and suddenly giving me 35+ hours every week when I'm a 10 hour contract. Multiple people have suggested I apply for a management role in the shop too.

>>212217837
check this out m8
https://youtu.be/dZwj7ioS44I

>>212217787
They want you gone. They tried this with me. 7 month sickness ensued until I fancied working again, quit at that point of course.

Pub had a live band playing today and they were laying your typical working class songs like Sweet Caroline.
At first, I cringed. I was judgemental and classist as they chanted "doo doo doo"
But then I figured, we're all going to die in nuclear hellfire soon. Let the people be happy and carefree. Let the proles sign their songs and drink their beer. Enjoy life and don't be such a snob.

>>212217787
shut the fuck up

just fancy a little puff of weed and my dick sucked a bit
is that REALLY so much to ask for?

>>212217882
Bookmarked it for later. Can't be bothered watching it just now, but I will

>>212217868
No? Where did I say that? I didn't.

>>212217887
did ye aye?

Anyone whose favourite movie is Shawshank Redemption or Green Mile or similar doesn't really have a good taste in films.
Those movies are good, but they're the type of movies the uneducated say are their favourite movies to appear a bit more sophisticated than they are

The seethe today is exactly the same shit as when the sex pistols released god save the queen in the 70s

>>212217886
I doubt it multiple people have suggested I apply for a management role I feel like they've finally realised I'm actually a grafter and not a bumbling incompetent retard after nearly two years there

Can someone explain this

>>212217799
I guess the hours between Pearson and Heathrow qualify. I don't think there's a Milton Keynes in the subcontinent.

>>212217876
>Multiple people have suggested I apply for a management role in the shop too
Textbook manipulation. Some don't realise they're doing it. Have they complimented you a lot or just said yeah you're doing alright you should be managing?

>>212217887
All while sat in the corner, alone, nursing a warm half pint of bitter.

>>212217887
a clue gained

diary of a ceo ona madone at skepta

>>212217913
I'm still laughing at the twittor retard who thinks reform would use that as an advert like anyone gives a fuck about glastonbury

>>212217887
>we're all going to die in nuclear hellfire soon
Maybe you are londonoid

>>212217930
>, but
Blatant mong opinion discarded immediately.

DEATH, DEATH, TO THE IDF

The Woke

>>212218001
>Worke

>>212217939
Lately I've had some compliments. I don't really want a management role it's £1 extra an hour for a lot of responsibility and stress plus it would interfere with my degree. I may consider it in the future though but right now it doesn't align with my needs.

My favourite movie is Flushed Away, Shrek 2 a close second.

*starts building a nest in a quiet corner of the thread*

I'm not sure if I actually enjoy Southland Tales, or just the physical revulsion of other people.

>>212217961
di'nt arsk

It a Pink Floyd kind of night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylSpBJAMj7c

get the fluttershys posted

>>212218013
Those jobs are never worth it. The wage compression in the UK is killing ambition. I was offered similar. Turned it down, and what's more is I worked that job for the previous 3 months basically. Was insulted by them so left.

Definitely don't take it, if you do 6 months then apply for something else.

>>212218048
gonna need to see your license

nth for the holodem

>>212217714
would have been shouting nigger as loud as i could if i was anywhere near him when he crowd surfed

>>212218070
You have no mates whatsoever so make this the last song you ever listen to you useless bore.

Glastonbury 2025 live: Police investigating Kneecap and Bob Vylan comments

>>212218087
He's like 6'3 and built, you wouldn't say shit rorke

>>212218095
grow up you bitter mong

Friendly reminder anime is for nonces and trannies (same thing).

just need to lie down and have someone hug me

>>212218107
he'd beat rorke and then shag his gf

>>212218099
>As a reminder, punk duo Bob Vylan led chants of "free, free Palestine" and "death, death to the IDF [Israel Defense Forces]" during their set on the West Holts Stage on Saturday afternoon.

>A BBC spokesperson says: “Some of the comments made during Bob Vylan’s set were deeply offensive.

>"During this live stream on iPlayer, which reflected what was happening on stage, a warning was issued on screen about the very strong and discriminatory language," the response continues.

>"We have no plans to make the performance available on demand.

leftypol and his husband making delish scran

>>212218131

It's a good gimmick for any musician wanting to rinse leftypol for a few quid

Real

going to bed to watch youtube like the sad little freak that i am xx

feeling niggardly

>>212218180
The Raped

Bob vylan also have a song about being healthy and rejecting slop food and big pharma lol

on my last glass of beer
its probably for the best

>>212218232
Pete Burns

>>212218232
Oh my days Hans what are you doing

>>212218232
white people are mentallty ill

>>212218159
Now reply to your own post as though anyone cares and complete the trilogy

might give myself auto-brewery syndrome

might poo wank rorke

Bitch, you know I'm sexy
Uh, don't call, just text me
Bitches slow, can't get on my speed
They stare 'cause they know I'm the
I-T G-I-R-L
You know I am that girl

>>212217835
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nk_WHHTQtY

I don't like this world anymore. I want to go back to 2007 when things were comfy.
Everything sucks now.

>>212218232
imagine the blowjobs tho

>>212218232

The More You Ignore Me The Closer I Get

>>212218370
Good taste lad. For me it's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_2bluVPsb0

>>212218412
You're wasting your time

CANS!

walking back from bossmans and was watching a cat perched on a ledge and I slipped my foot off the curb and stumbled slightly and neighbour looked at me funny so I pointed at the cat and accidentally said "catberg"
someone please end my pathetic rapist existence

a funny thing happened to me on the way to /brit/

>>212218486
good times

*sits down at the brit piano*

>I pointed at the cat and accidentally said "catberg"

>>212218486
i participated in this

>>212218486
>another /brit/ hit the catalog

>>212218486
Wouldn't happen now. Only cowardly blogposters left (all worthless rejects from britfeel)

>>212218370
>>212218512

>>212218477
screaming what a freak you must seem

>>212218527
615243

>>212218539
also 300 second countdown was imposed because of this

>>212218486
gyal x holodem spotted

>>212218486
What’s stopping this from happening again instead of the Monty Pyke meet-up?

>>212218543
I haven't spoken in a few days so it came out a bit mumbled which I think benefited me

>>212218579
the woke

>>212218572
Can we implement a 300lb countdown?
A countdown until I'm shoulder-deep in a 22-stone lass on the rainy shores of Albion?

I have forgotten how to speak clearly. My voice always comes out as a weird mumble now. It's almost like I'm drunk but I'm not.

>>212218486
when was this?

>>212218639
ktim

Getting my daily dose of

Novara Media
Politics Joe
Jimmythegiant
Tom Nicholas
HasanAbi
The Daily Show

bar of Schicklgruber's dark chocolate from lidl

>>212218658
sounds boring

>>212218639
ktim

>>212218658
the midwit supper

Do people still go out on Saturdays

Wondering how old the average /brit/ poster is

>>212218720
42

>>212218712
people don't go out at all

>>212218712
just the migrants

Boy George was arrested by the Coast Guard for scraping the barnacles off his dinghy

>>212218639
tim :/

>>212218752
HI YOOOOOO

>>212218749
Good for them tbf

so here we are then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYVEIX7nSEs

Neil Young about to take to the Pyramid stage. All the Glasto action you need for this evening.

>>212218779
Charlie XCX for me

>>212218772
they shag a lot of white pussy

ofcom testing the filters lads

captchaberg on a mad one

my cock is so small not even a microscope could find it

got various items up my bum
digits determine which one comes out first

i'm getting really sick of sthis!

Is this it?
Is it finally over?

>>212215690 (OP)

what’s this with the cloud flare then

LET MUE FUCHHGKIGNG POST

>>212218881
the white man's supper

>>212218779
this is awful

FUCK YOU, OFCOM

alri?

>>212218883

*screams the n-word then teleports to falador*

only pass users can post

>>212218889
maybe that talentless middle class slag on other stage would be more your cup of tea

>>212217486

migrate when bored

watching illegal porn whilst 4chan is down I can type this because it won't go through aha x

>>212218909
listening to beth gibbons instead x

>>212218928
???

that's it then. 4chan is over.

>>212218934
how do you dleete a post

>>212218949
we're coming after you nigga

any posts you see from uk flags are now bots confrimed

cronem nursing cold lean cup while -2 service batondem xx

fucks sake might be time to renew the pass

Well, lads, it was fun.

>>212218964
What does that mean?

Rorke the dork

what you lot complaining about then

Certainly! Here's a 4chan post in the style of the /brit/ general:
doing a poo

>>212218981
no it wasn't be quiet

khat chewing small boat cronem doing some vigorous movements his toes gripping on dem luh leather sandals mmhmm m3 stand no chance

>>212218992
>paying for this shit pit

>>212218989

rorke in shambles
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1939008795344076800/vid/avc1/1104x604/wvE1TL7MJ9iOWrtp.mp4

>>212219002
sybau

Foxberg

we are so back

>>212215690 (OP)
I wish those Tate niggers would get stabbed by gypsies. Fuck you bongs for unleashing those subhumans upon us.

>>212219020
beautiful

HAH, SHUT THE FUCK UP RORKEY DORKEY YORKEY

>>212219009
4chan is your entire life.

um... :c

ummy

Business idea: Bonehenge, a series of large willies jutting up out of the ground in a circular formation.

I've been done

>>212219016
LOL nun timmy cud do

spending my birthday watching daniel johnston videos

it's ok they're complaining about capchtas on /cum/ too

you got me wrapped around your finger
do you have to let it linger?
do you have to? do you have to? do you have to let it linger?

deploy the charli NOW

deep breaths everyone it's going to be okay

Ofcom just flew into the 4chan servers

>>212219016
this is hilarious
like something written by chris morris

>charlie xcx and doechii crowds full
>neil young empty
What were glasto thinking putting that boomer shit as the headliner

imagine thinking OFCOM is some kind of big brother type figure stifling free speech or something like such as
imagine something like an expose on something like such as
imagine that

Rorke the dork

>>212219074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWkTQvlnDTI

heard you want your country back? HA, SHUT THE FUCK UP

might have a little cry

/deutsch/ is slagging you lot off for winning the U21s Euros final against Germany. Saying you're all rubbish and that, but in German

There are some Rifle Shells.
Take it?

Y/N

>>212219100
>Rorke the dork
hey I like the the sound of that, yeah rorke the dork

>>212219016
>New song
It's from fucking 2020 I've seen it live like 3 times before
>Singer Bob Vylan
>His
lmao that's the band's name why are twitter rorkes so retarded

Rorke spending all summer obsessed with joining scientology until he realises they allow brown people in too

>>212219006
Khat is east african

>>212219127
this was me last night, listening to the smiths in my car
:/

>>212219034
Question Paddy, what are your thoughts on Kneecap?

rorke anthem

https://youtu.be/oftolPu9qp4?si=SsaQOg-qLp6t20H5

>>212219150
and?

>>212219096
seethe on. those slags can have their pyramid headline slot when they've been going for 60 years as well

Oh fuck the ofcom van is parked outside

>>212215690 (OP)
Test

>>212219150
>daddy, im an actress!

>>212219132
this lot are too scared to confront them
scared of their own shadows

Imagine Emma Watson squeezing out a log into a hot dog bun. “Dinner is served, anon.”

crossing MARIO KART WORLD in a COMPLETELY STRAIGHT LINE (part 1 - PISSED OFF GOOMBA)

>>212219173
rorke goes stooooopid when this comes on

>>212215690 (OP)
So it's a lie

gotta be honest lads, I've been posting in the weekend wrenching thread on /o/ for the last 3 hours, was sure it was /brit/

>>212219181
Scanning your thoughts lad
Put some binaural beats on pronto

must be so much easier being gay

Kinder? BUENO!

>>212219196
I can't speak German but they speak English so they should come here

tonight I will be mostly listening to king crimson

very slow

just getting a post in while i can
goodbye if i dont see you again

charli xcx belly

365 partygirl

>It’s Charli baby! She kicks off with an ultra-hardcore mashup of 365, Club Classics and Von Dutch like something from a Dutch gabber festival – and a curtain falls to reveal the corroded artwork to Brat, signifying how she’s slowly leaving that zeitgeist-defining album behind, letting it rot. Not sure I’m technically allowed to express it in these terms on the guardian dot com, but the cuntiness levels are set very high from the off. “Put your fucking hands up!!” she commands everyone.

fink the krauts are melting down

Butthurt.

my internet is a bit slow tonight

Bush?

>>212219285
Yeah but they'll still beat us in every important game between the senior teams

cheating english apes

we're back!

>>212219310

The Krauts are getting very sour at us over their team being shit
That's our fault apparently

why do they even care about under 21s lmao

England won
Charli won

charli not even singing, not impressed!

Watching Glastonbury. Reckon Charli XCX is pretty great if you do an absurd amount of acid first.

>>212219264
I would like to go glastonbury one day, but purely for anthropological reasons

>>212219341
doesn't it just mean they're not good enough for the real teams. plenty of young players on the real teams so if they're in u21 specifically doesn't it mean they're bad

deutsch genuinely is slagging us all off lol wtf

>>212219285
it didnt count when the women won, and it doesnt count when the u21s win
>>212219291
same, there must be a happening around the corner

fupping ell captchas shat itself

>>212219103
can someone remind me what this piece of music is called please

would love to munch on her curryhole

>>212219310
Wir sind Freunden, Hans. Deutschland und das Vereinigtes Koenigreich. Freunden.

Wish I were attractive. An ugly fucker like me would look very out of place in this Glastonbury crowd with all these young fit women and deanos.

>>212219388
I Vow to Thee, My Country

>>212219388
holst jupiter/i vow to thee my country

>>212219407
Ktim

>>212219328
how tall is she?

>>212219388
Jerusalem

girlie's been milking brat for like 3 years
move on already babes

>>212219388
Thaxted (Jupiter) - Holst

Gracie Abrahams on screen and her tits are very very visible

BOOBA ALERT 22:56 ON CHARLI LIVE VOD DURING APPLE

): i cant post :(

>>212219413
>>212219414
>>212219443
thank you

>>212219388
darude sandstorm

>>212219444
jewish nepobaby
i'm boycotting

Wonder why all "right wing" Youtubers support Israel

>>212219444

Charli isn't really singing, she's just shaking her arse and strutting across the stage and occasionally lip syncing
Reckon Noel was right in 2008 when he was having boomer rants about Glastonbury moving away from Rock

>>212219479
Schmuck !

>>212219477

>>212219479
And this is why she's not on Pyramid. Autotuned fraudsters need not apply.

Just looked up the ticket prices for Glastonbury. 400 fucking quid. That's mental. So I'm assuming Glastonbury is basically just a place for wealthy tarqs to larp as bohemians while doing ket now?

>>212219479
it's a weird performance, like shes MCing her own songs alone on stage

>>212219513
no thats coachella

When's Carly Rae Jepsen on?

>>212219533
literally who

Are you angry?

>>212219513
povvos spend all their meagre earnings on shit like this

>>212217486
>>212217486
>>212217486

The new
>>212219559
>>212219559
>>212219559

>>212219513
no point buying one now mate, it's nearly sunday

>>212219560
"Call Me Maybe" girl

https://voca.ro/1grls2Rms0d5

Get out of my house, TA?

>>212215690 (OP)
Best ex-beatle album.