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Anonymous No.76455034 >>76455040 >>76455083 >>76455115 >>76455121 >>76455132 >>76455152 >>76455208 >>76455827 >>76456286 >>76456309 >>76457454 >>76458855 >>76458858 >>76460341 >>76460880 >>76460958
I lift so I can lose my virginity. Anybody else?
Anonymous No.76455039 >>76455044
Just visit a hooker.
Anonymous No.76455040
>>76455034 (OP)
I lift to maintain my virginity.
Anonymous No.76455044 >>76455103 >>76455108
>>76455039
I did and got herpes, is it over?
Anonymous No.76455083
>>76455034 (OP)
Just download Grindr.
Anonymous No.76455087
Keep it going bro, I lifted for that too. When I lost it, she didn't mention a single thing about my body though so :(
Anonymous No.76455103 >>76455286
>>76455044
You should use a rubber.
Anonymous No.76455108 >>76455286
>>76455044
unlikely unless she had sores
Anonymous No.76455115
>>76455034 (OP)
Same, and after 8 years it finally happened. Haven't had sex since though, and it's been over 2 years.
Anonymous No.76455121
>>76455034 (OP)
I lift because I want to do cool tricks on the bars like front levers and presses and muscle ups for reps, iron cross and so on
Anonymous No.76455132
>>76455034 (OP)
i lost my virginity before i started lifting. women don't care about fitness.
Anonymous No.76455152
>>76455034 (OP)
I lift to make sure you don't lose it
Anonymous No.76455208
>>76455034 (OP)
I'm 29 and never had sex, so yes I can relate to this post.
Anonymous No.76455216
years of watching porn with men who are probably on steroids has given me serious body dysmorphia to the point where I feel like I'd be too embarrassed to have sex if I wasn't reasonably muscular and lean
Anonymous No.76455237
I lift so people want to take my virginity. I don't want to have sex but remaining celibate is only an achievement if people want to change it
Anonymous No.76455241 >>76455257 >>76455307 >>76455317 >>76455326
how fit do you have to be for a woman to initiate or look past your autism?

my goal is to get really jacked/lean, put on a tight t shirt, hang out a bar and wait for a woman to approach me.
Anonymous No.76455257
>>76455241
It depends, like if you just hang out at a bar waiting nothing is going to happen almost all of the time, but I used to do shit like that when traveling and sometimes other men doing the same would start conversation and then we'd become friends for the night and pick up some girls. And when you have a wingman you'll fuck the hotter one if you're hotter than him.

In other settings it has more of an impact, like work or university when you're forced to socialize with people and if you're jacked it's pretty much impossible to not get approached by women at least once.
Anonymous No.76455286 >>76455453
>>76455103
>>76455108
She kissed me in the mouth, that's where I got the herpes at
Anonymous No.76455307
>>76455241
What are you Elliott Rodger? You have to initiate 99% of the time.
Anonymous No.76455317
>>76455241
Fitter than me (6'0, 200lbs, 10-12% bf), apparently.
Anonymous No.76455326
>>76455241
Get a job and be the jacked guy at Walgreens. Every pharmacy technician hits on me.
Anonymous No.76455453 >>76455524 >>76455528
>>76455286
So, you have some other man’s genital sti on your lips, that’s pretty cool
Anonymous No.76455524 >>76455528
>>76455453
I wouldn't even kiss a random girl and anons are kissing prostitutes
Anonymous No.76455528
>>76455453
>>76455524
I didn't really had plans on kissing her but after I told her I was a virgin she tried to act like a girlfriend lol
Anonymous No.76455827
>>76455034 (OP)
I lost my virginity while lifting
Anonymous No.76456264 >>76457481
you have to lose your virginity every day though and thats a chore after the first couple of times
Anonymous No.76456286 >>76460704
>>76455034 (OP)
bro i'm a 35 years old virgin
Anonymous No.76456309
>>76455034 (OP)
I too lift so you can lose your virginity
Anonymous No.76457076
I lift to rape.
Anonymous No.76457098
I lift for the well-being and happiness of all sentient beings.
Anonymous No.76457107
I lost mine to a hooker.
Then she started asking for money because she "was going through a hard time" and would not show up because"he'd phone ran out of battery ". I blocked her.
She fucked like crazy, though
Anonymous No.76457134
>>>/r9k/ is that way
Anonymous No.76457228
I lift to find my virginity
Anonymous No.76457236
I lift as part of my penance before I can become a born again virgin
Anonymous No.76457454
>>76455034 (OP)
I lift to regain my virginity
Anonymous No.76457481 >>76460787
>>76456264
reminds me of that vampire chick that got turned with her hymen intact and has to tear it every time she has sex
Anonymous No.76458855
>>76455034 (OP)
I'll take your virginity faggot
Anonymous No.76458858
>>76455034 (OP)
i've already lost my virginity, nigga
Anonymous No.76460341
>>76455034 (OP)
Well.. it's one of the goals..

>38yo
Anonymous No.76460704
>>76456286
33 here
Anonymous No.76460787
>>76457481
my God thats super hot
Anonymous No.76460880
>>76455034 (OP)
>lose virginity

>be me
>open grindr
>get 5 messages in 2 minutes despite no profile pic
Could not be easier
Anonymous No.76460958
>>76455034 (OP)
>32 year old virgin
>realize that the shame and humiliation of reaching this age with no sexual, kissing, or relationship experience has permanently ruined any chance i could have of having a relationship or non-hooker sexual experience
>even when i lift and look good, even if women approach me, i have no clue what to say to them, how to act, how to flirt, how i would even act on a date, how to initiate anything, so i just avoid everything and everyone
its so over for me, it never even began
Anonymous No.76461368
I lift for bogus mooscles
Anonymous No.76461374
I lift so that I can provide a larger quantity of lean meat upon my slaughter and harvest