Thread 213912458

warp speed dude weed edition
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star trek sex with shran

>>213912458 (OP)
Was this a freighter?

>>213912471
Its a shran episode tonight

>>213912560
i remember the opening where he just tosses the dead body of his crewman out of his way

>>213912458 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X69aDIFFsc

>>213912526
Cruel
Good
its a LWAXANA episode
Terrible
Bad, at least Shran is in it and not being violated by a certain anon

>>213912592
>violated
it's not like that. take it back.

>>213912592
i love lwaxana

>>213912458 (OP)
So we all agree that any Data variants that aren't Gold on Gold are untrustworthy, right?

>>213912730
thats very disturbing, and very wrong

When people don't have TVs in the future, why is that faggot from SNW making a documentary?

>>213912823
They have tvs to watch water polo

weeeeoooooom i am an aliem open haiwing fwequencies i must speak to Entewpwise

>>213912909
if anything it's a StarFleet Tube type stream/VOD
nobody got time for shitty TV (((programming))) in the future
their own lives are MUCH more interesting, when you're not in a quasi-communist slave state,
like our (((democracies))))

subscription services are a comical and outdated idea in a post-scarcity society

>>213913038
STFU

>>213912556
fucking weirdass kitbash, but there's MUCH worse

>>213913756
klingon genesis evangeklingon

>>213913861
I get that Gene was a weeb but I have my doubts

>>213912471
>>213912560

>>213898097
Which one do you mean? The one where Jadzia kisses one of her past lives girlfriends? I honestly skipped that one.

>>213912753
You see! Data out of his usual attire is uncanny in a way that other character's aren't.

>>213914002
he does not mean that episode

>>213914047
Ok now I'm scared, what was the worst one ? tell me

>>213914047
Profit and Lace? Meridian?

>>213914067
no
>>213914068
shut up

>>213914068
What's wrong with profit and lace I enjoyed it.

>>213914153
trannys opinions don't matter

>>213914183
I just thought it was hillarious.

>>213914153
But anon there was a big screenrant article about how problematic and transphobic it was and now nutrek makes up for it

>>213914205
ok less said about it the better

>>213912458 (OP)
If they have synthehol in the future, they surely have synthebis as well, right?

>>213914421
dathon and picard, when the weed burned

It has never been more over

>>213914607
>yeah let's just allow the borg to painfully mutilate our bodies in an attempt to bring the collective down with a 0.00047% chance at succeeding
Late Voyager is full of this kind of bullshit

>>213908726
I'm on the plane to Russia with a hard dick and a tank top from Target
Why this blunt taste like Starburst?
And why your girl cheating on you with a player from the San Diego Chargers?
Mother fucker, somehow we got Jeeps in jail
Told the judge it's all good go'head and keep that bail
It's me, you can't touch me
Like Hamill, shit gets crunchy
I do it for the glamour
I do it for my mama
I do it for my people
I do it for myself because there should've been a sequel
But there was complications during, birth given, damn man
Another night with the Moon's shinin', Earth twistin'
Boo listen, Daddy swerved the coupe with conviction
Guns under the pillow like my tooth missin'
Everybody know it's me cause the roof missin'
You can see my smile from a mile
Yeah

Oooh, I'm up at bat
Albanian baseball
I'm swingin' a hammer
Fuck that
We've been in the game our whole fuckin' lives
Only God can bench us
You was in the dayroom doin' splits
I told you stop blockin' the TV
I'm tryna watch Maury
And hang that fuckin' phone up
We've been ballin' our whole fuckin' lives
You talkin to the P-A-L champion
I does this
Uh
Fuck her 'til she hates me
You gotta stab me if you love me
I'm down to die
You're scared to live

>>213914775
serious mental instability on full display, seek help

>>213914803
>t. actual child rapist

>>213914878
see what I mean? serious very serious mental issues, you need help dude, you are not well

>>213914878
He thinks we’re the same person

>>213914934
he thinks everyone here is the same person and we are all out to get him rather then treat him as the lolcow he is

What's your favorite nu-trek girlboss empowering moment

>>213915223
Kira existing and doing anything I love the absolute fuck out of her what a perfect character

>>213914045
It's uncanny as Blue Picard

>>213915223
>>213915255
oh you said nu trek. we don't watch that here much less discuss it.

>>213915287
Well DS9 is nutrek

>>213915164
We’re both talking about you idiot
>>213915191
https://youtu.be/mikkqeCsfIc?si=PsocSlGkMPPa375c

>>213915223
The blonde singing karaoke for no apparent reason in PIC
https://youtu.be/E03gKT3AHbc

>
>213915297
smoke this fag

>>213915317
lol he has an imaginary army of pensioners with throat cancer out to get him, I'd like to believe you aren't pretending to support the schizo, but if you are then well seek help

>>213915297
oh you have brain worms got it

>>213915373
>hurr durr

>>213915439
so you are? lmao, look out for those old folks with throat cancer because they are coming to get you, also raccoons and aliens, but don't forget they are all just demons in disguise, beware, they are closing in on you as we speak!

>>213915335
that was sloppier than I expected, glad I don't watch nutrek

>>213914878
Look at him go haha

>>213915842
The Gul in the Glaor-Class is giddy

>>213915946
I love jeffery

>>213916289
he truly does have a gift

"The Quickening" is so stupid, it feels like a Voyager episode.
Why is Bashir so horrified at the concept of hospice?

>>213916306
It's almost like he would play a character you'd want sex with?

>>213916453
that's not what i mean

>>213915507
American Dad from the 2010s has shittier green screen compositing than Star Trek did in 1989.

Is everyone here American? Just curious

>>213916621
technically yes since the United States runs the world

>>213916621
What kind of American?

>infinite diversity in infinite combinations!
>But I want to serve on my pure race ship

>>213917067
>Be human
>Get assigned to Vulcan ship
>AYO WHERE DE VULCAN WOMEN AT
>Get lynched

>>213917067
Logic

Sexy sexy sex sex sexo sex SEX with every Vulcan, Romulan, Andorian, Tellarite, Klingon, Tholian, Deltan, Caitian, Betazoid, Q, Borg, Talarian, Cardassian, Bajoran, Bolian, Changeling idk who the fuck else WOMAN
ALIEN WOMEN OWE ME (HUMAN MALE) SEX RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>213912471
>>213913994
Based on the sheer number of unhinged Jeffrey Combs fangirls I've met over the years, I'd say there's an 80%+ chance the sex with shran poster is a biological female.

>>213917435
We already discovered it was Jeffery Combs himself shitposting.

>>213917435
i'm not unhinged

alright guys, I'm now starting TNG S1E26 "The Neutral Zone" while eating vegetarian sub and olives.

>>213917503
The Great TNG /trek/ Watchalong will start soon, you could just pause there and wait on us to catch up!

my wife has noticeable front teeth, is very tall, and has a mane of red hair. And this ship reminds me of her since her colors include light blue.

>>213917537
when will it start do you think? that sounds very fun.

>>213917503
Rejoice, season 1 is over!
The good times are on the way

>>213917572
We're going on the H&I schedule, we just started DS9 when it reset to S1, and we're adding TNG when it rolls over.

Not sure the exact date but we follow this general schedule >>213912526 and I know TNG is in S7, so that means it'll be rolling over in a month or less

>>213917597
alright I get it, thank you, sounds fun. I may slip in there even if I have to double back to S1 of TNG.

>>213917067
Berman saw this character and based an entire series on him

>>213917616
What are chances of sex in these conventions

>>213917732
with shran

>>213917732
There's probably a few troons in the queues for ST:LD and STD who would welcome a bit of romantic attention anon.

>>213917764
I was thinking more sexy vulcans on pon farr, and Klingons with boob windows

>>213917732
There are a surprising number of qts prowling around

>>213917732
with shatner

>>213917816
many of them are just regular prostitutes

>>213915223
The android Picard is trying to save who beats up like 1,000 black ops guys with 0 effort

>>213917123
Lynched and pinched.

>>213912458 (OP)
>BRANDNEW RUMOR
Chato(OG industry warhorse) just mentioned
Ronald D: Moore is TAKING OVER STAR TREK
!!!
Likely as part of that Paramount buyout.

>>213918057
Ronald D. Moore was just put in charge of the God of War series for Amazon

so that's gotta be bullshit

>>213918057
>>213918109

>>213918109
Also he's got For All Mankind for Apple

>>213918109
>>213918128
Well, with the way (((Amazon))) handles their Man-IPs
by cutting of all the balls and inserting knee grows everywhere, thus pissing of Moore.
I wouldn't believe that announcement any more than Chato's rumor.

>>213918188
isn't that show over already?

>>213918246
No, new season is coming soon plus Spin off called Star City, although I don't know his involvement in that.
Star City the martian base look suspiciously like the promenade

>>213918213
>knee grows
AHEM SWEATIE
That's not politically correct
Here we use the term NIG-GERS
Do better

Just watched the latest SNW episode. Holy fuck the writers fucking blow. It's an episode where you can directly compare it to very simlar plots in TNG, so you know this is just terribly written.
This era of Trek cannot end soon enough.

>>213918057
For all Mankind is okay, but BSG fucking blew and began this whole NuTrek, shakey cam, lens flair melodrama crap.

>>213918395
They want you dead.

>>213918288
checked

well I'm gona keep on watching my Friday Night Tights show,
maybe Chato's gona say more.

>>213918420
I'm guessing their Elon Musk character is going to be brutalized in season 5

>>213918057
>turdrotic
it's a limited hangout by paramount, not a rumor

>>213918616
aww, a 'rotic h8er
how quaint

>>213918821
Gary is influential and has grown more powerful since the break from Doomcock DVD.

>>213918913
pretty much,
though I'll always keep a soft-spot for my Doomcock
he should've stopped with the constant Katleen rumors,
pretty sure by now that was a targeted disinfo campaign

How do I also become infulental and beloved by my fellow /trek/ peers? I am gay and Chinese btw I don't know if that matters.

>>213919072
>I am gay
and that's where you fail

Anybody want to trade autographs? I want Marc Alaimo so fuckung bad.

>>213919067
What is Doomcock even up to these days?

>>213917866
I’m ok with this

>>213919174
i love that Odo picture so much

>>213919194
just checked, chugging along as always
gona check out his latest vids after FNT
thanks for reminding me

>>213919272
How much is the Fallout show going to suck without him? Who the fuck did they even cast to play Robert House?

>>213918395
You really have to stop going "Charlie Brown -Peppermint Patty" with nuTrek!
These people are literally insane cultists of woke,
they cannot but double down on their inhuman degeneracy.

Purge is the only way.

>>213919787
Captain Janeway would know how to deal with them.

i think i might stick around for the Enterprise episode tonight so I can talk about Shran.

I gooned to Neelix again.

>>213919918
damn right

>>213918188
he's not been involved with that since season 2, which is also the moment where it stopped being good.

did I dream it or was there some kind of Vulcan zombie horror game coming put where you play as a Vulcan named FREAK?

>>213920059
aha, the plot thickens
so the Apple wokies took over and he went
>fuck you faggots

bet that happened at Amazon too,
they're crawling like lice over there too

>>213919118
That was at like 3pm on a Saturday. The morning was crazy busy, but it emptied out by lunch. Doug Jones had a queue all day, SMG had a few people all day, the rest had nobody queueing for any length of time all day. legacy actors like damarr and quark and shit all from DS9 had queues all day.

>>213920085
some weird VR abomination

is that really the character's name? kek

>>213920122
ok, copey
keep making up more shit

>>213920123
oh my God it's real and it's made by Bloober Team. into the trash it goes
https://youtu.be/Opv_MfHKazw

>>213919947
Get your own dick, Shran's icy blue phallus is all mine!

>>213919424
They cast Justin Theroux so it should be fun

>>213920011
Anon, stop

>>213920199
>>213920123
it says FERAK on the lcars lol

>>213920122
how do you retarded coping fags always miss the point so hard?

Enough of this faggotry post some ST qts.

>>213920085
Yes. A really shitty looking VR game. But there's also an upcoming Voyager game that actually looks good.

>>213920384
>looks good
Well, I'd say "doesn't look offensively terrible yet" but I admire your Star Trek-like optimism, Ensign.

>>213912458 (OP)
Friday night, time for some fucking cool MIAMI TREK
>https://youtu.be/TmLR3k6R1gE

>>213920378
>Ezri
She wore diapers according to some anon.

>>213918395
>Holy fuck the writers fucking blow
It's a ripoff of an SG1 two parter but without committing to actually killing someone off.

>>213920472
Fuck off SAAR

>>213920511
I’m not that anon but can confirm, she wore diapers. My dad worked at Huggies

>>213920472
>0:22
Saar?
>>213920573
The Dax did like them young.

>>213920572
YOU fuck off
>https://youtu.be/1eqYswiW4eo

some new content in this incestuous damn thread

>>213920783
Thank you SAAR two more weeks AI make your own movie cannot wait saar!

>>213920805
mmk, know yer just asking for it bubba
>https://youtu.be/mZvr9D-EWLQ

>>213920889
You're posting this so much that it's starting to feel like advertising/begging.

>>213920910
as you wish
Deep Bubba 9 commin up
>https://youtu.be/IxuDLsgWums

>>213920979
That doesn’t look like a very efficient design for a soup pot. I’d be afraid it’d go all off balance and spill precious leeola root stew or something

>>213921042
That soup pot handle is a multi tool designed to do other things as well..

>>213921072
Like what? Best I can think of is if you need to haul the pot around on your shoulder (empty presumably), but they’re on a spaceship ffs, not some campy planet going camping. What a stupid show.

>>213920511
Some anons will try and ruin everything.

>>213921138
You don't want to know.

>>213920511
the spots were diarrhea splatter

>>213921144
faggots always derail with what they know best,
shit and anal leakage

>the mirror universe episodes have alternate intro credits
peak kino

>>213921263
it's not leakage when it's intentional

At first, I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along

And so you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me

Go on now, go. Walk out the door
Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh, no, not I
I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
And I'll survive
I will survive, hey, hey

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart
And I spent, oh, so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high

And you see me somebody new
I'm not that chained-up little person still in love with you
And so you felt like dropping in
And just expect me to be free
And now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's loving me

Go on now, go. Walk out the door
Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh, no, not I
I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
And I'll survive
I will survive

>>213921545
I'm just saying maybe Nicole de Boer wanted to establish dominance

>>213921611
>ha ha ha ha bet you'll wish you had this humiliating mud when you're burning to death in the house

>>213920741
Oh come on with the Indian Jokes! Data was built by an Indian man and HE never…oh…well…never mind.

>>213920203
she's so fucking hot I just want to pet her fur

I've done quite a lot in my life, but getting high and watching TNG/DS9 late at night has been peak life.

>latest episode of SNW is a documentary episode
They got to stop thinking they're so fucking creative.

TOS is up, who's watching?

>>213922634
no I hate this episode

>>213922615
>Scripted TV show does a documentary/mockumentary spoof episode

>>213921545
Fun fact: the guy who played the Sheliak also played the skin of evil.

>>213922615
It's just the random genre wheel

>>213919174
I dont have any autographs but Id buy Morn a drink

>>213912823
it's nutrek, they never watched The Neutral Zone

>>213914729
yeah when I was watching through voy the first time, this really jumped out at me as the most immersion breaking plan possible. they might as well have hailed fonzi to come assist

Does Nurse Chapel become Doctor Pulaski?

Has it really been three days already?

Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins
Greatest little hobbit of them all

>>213923789
No, she becomes Lwaxana Troi. She was a good actress who got a lot of roles and was only coincidentally having regular sex with the executive producer. Don’t worry about it

>>213915842
uh ackshully it's ga-lor like in valor

>>213923875
Oh good its a Lxwana episode in 10 minutes, Im gonna drink whenever this guy drinks.

>>213917545
I am glad you love your wife
>>213917123
>>213918000
>Pynch mobs

>>213918420
>BSG fucking blew and began this whole NuTrek, shakey cam, lens flair melodrama crap
no that was JJ's 2009 trek

>>213923923
I like to picture him silently watching from a dark corner while Lwaxana pleasures whatever alien she seduced that week

>>213919741
are you seriously still mad about being wrong

>>213920783
>incestuous
ironic, since left to its own devices, AI will become inbred as fuck by sampling other AI images, until it produces even more unintelligible blob images

>>213924021
The dude is fucking strong and drinks like a fish, hes one of the best characters.

>>213923002
and died of aids in the 80s

>>213924124
The piss filter on AI images is a result of everyone using the Ghibli filter at once. We polluted the whole internet in such a short timespan that it still hasn’t recovered.

>>213924212
good, I hope it gets worse

>>213924212
>dont use gayeye
>problem solved
Damn took a lot of intelligence to discover this fact

>>213923923
>>213924141
He should link up with Zek's manservant

>>213924253
INCONCEIVABLE!

>>213924253
Imagine the stories they could tell, assuming they didn’t have their tongues cut out under mysterious circumstances

>>213912458 (OP)
I watched the latest SNW and that one was a wet fart. That double credits thing at the end made it seem like the run time was comically low and they needed to pad it out too, what the absolute fuck was going on with that one. I've liked almost all of SNW but that one was just boring and sloppy

>>213924283
This concept is like if they showed the President of Israel and he had a nose the size of a football. Sometimes Trek writers can make /pol/ blush.

>>213924290
Maihardu did have an oath of silence or something

>>213908890
of course star trek's fan base is trooned out. "woke" is cultural marxism where identity has replaced class. star trek is space marxism. not hard to figure out

>>213924341
I can confirm most of israel hates bibi

>>213908628
Voyager is nuTrek slop

>>213924124
kind of like how oldtrek geezers descended into a pit of seething and gaslighting over what "real" trek is? everything suddenly makes sense

>>213924349
>"woke" is cultural marxism where identity has replaced class.
The Russians invented woke first.

>>213924349
>of course star trek's fan base is trooned out
The discord that all formed around this very general of /trek/ were full of competiting discord trannies having mentally ill breakdowns. I remember several years ago when several trannies had a meltdown over someone called Neelix fag stopping them from posting their shitty generals.

>>213923862
In the Middle of the Earth
In a Land called Shire
Lives a brave little Hobbit
Whom we all admire!

DS9 Watchalong Bros... soon

>>213912458 (OP)
I'm days late but I'm here because I just barely saw the trailer for the new Voyager game. They can't possible fuck this up, right? Right?

>>213924790
you mean "voke"

>>213908654
>noooo renaming files is too much work

>>213924790
>>213924912
and now we have oldtrek geezers having mentally ill breakdowns over a slightly different variant of communism than the one they support

>>213924999
>back when Sarah Silverman was still cute

Fuck, I missed The Pegasus

>>213924618
no it isn't. it is bad trek though where the borg are concerned
>>213924772
oh it's you

>>213912526
>it's a Lwaxana episode

>>213925394
It was really good. Will is like a young Kirk willing to work under a superego genius philosoper king

>>213925416
oh it's you. how are you doing, oldtrek geezer? keeping busy geezering things up? any self-awareness of how you've descended into terminal curmudgeonry?

>>213925416
Some of the Borg stuff is kino. The Borg kids are kino. One is kino. all the stuff with the Queen, though, is asshole

Its been a long roaaaad
Gettin' from there to here

DS9 bros... time for Lwxana

>>213925591
I am a Lwaxana liker

>>213925591
When Dukat pulled the cardassian baby from the bajoran cult whore i laughed so hard

>>213925650
kek that'd be good for a future St Jude ad

Cheers lads

>>213912526
Forsaken is spelled wrong

what the fuck was his problem

Id fuck a fake redhead big hair scantily clad skinny horny gilf

>>213925914
ok Bashir no one cares ur fuckin gross m8 get a grip

>>213925941
Just if I were Odo Id prefer her over Kira

>>213925883
Romantic interests far too enlightened and advanced for an untamed delta quadrant. Love is love, bigots.

I love Odo and Lwaxana

Odo is handling this so bad

Today is a goo day.

That shower had a fucking giant window to the outside in it what the fuck

>>213926212
I have a jacuzzi walk in shower in my basement. Its kino

Remember teenage Molly O'Brien anons?

>>213925854
what do you expect from a free, over-the-air TV channel that shows ads for geezer stuff like Tony Hawk supplements, Life Alert, Medicare Part D providers, and adult diapers?

>>213926281
absolutely retarded ass episode

idk if you guys knew this but Odo is literally me

>>213926340
>AAAAHHHH IM GOOOOOOOING

>>213926141
Odo handles everything poorly, he is a piss babby constantly harrumphing around the station like he’s the goddamn man

>even spoonie computers are trying to get O'Brien

I.AM.QUITE.FERTILE

>>213912562
One step ahead of you,toots.

he will be goo soon inshallah

I love how the Founder is just female Odo with AIDS. Goo sesh galore.

>>213926303
But Chief O'Brien shouts 'BOLLOCKS' in it, which is fun.

>>213926281
This episode almost a make-a me cry

>>213926635
What can I say, except it's been a long road ....

such a boring episode

>>213926797
Real life is full of the mundane.

I goo up on a freighter. Freighter. Harrumph.

That episode was goo

>>213926917
I captain a freighter. Freighter CAPTAIN.

It's a shame Nimoy never got to play a vampire, he would have made for a good one

>>213926797
>1st day as ensign on federation flagship
>excited for your first duties
>clean all the toilets

>>213916530
So much bald in this picture

Kim is a fag

w...what did Lwaxana do to Odo while he was goo

>>213917503
>vegetarian sub
That is The That's favorite!

>>213927105
Held his head in her lap and stroked it

>>213926449
I like both, simple as

>tfw I went to a star trek convention as a teenager
>I met neelix
>his eyes lit up at the sight of me and we had a long chat
>he invited me round back to see some props
>end up in the car park in his camper van
>he is in the bedroom for some time
>he came out in costume with hastily done, messy make up
>"look out here comes neelix" he said while performing a roll in the tight confines of the camper van and half doing it while hitting his back and swearing
>"I have a can of pepsi somewhere"
>he handed me a can of warm pepsi already open and told me to drink up
>as I began to drink I felt dizzy and he told me I should lay down
>I came in and out of consciousness
>as I awoke I could hear sounds
>neelix was on top of me, raping me
>"now we're cooking" he kept repeating
>meanwhile I could see smoke in the corner
>the actress who played Kes was smoking meth
>he kicked me out of his van when he was done and gave me a comm badge which I thought was a proper Voyager prop but it said made in china on the back
>then he drove off

>>213927121
it's baffling how more people aren't racist

>>213926449
glad to see my maymay taking off
for all the 15 seconds i took to make it

>>213912526
>Kirk and his crew find themselves at the mercy of powerful individuals who possess mind-over-matter abilities
That's like half of them.

>>213922982
Simpsons did it best

>>213924772
>oldtrek geezers
oh look, that fuckn tranny is still not dead

>>213923875
>torpedoes at the ready, sir!

Robert Picardo is an incredible actor

>>213927364
Haunting

Someone please help me I've been rewatching at least six episodes of DS9 every day for the past week I need to stop.

>>213927337
gif for ants

>>213923002
That fact is fun!

>>213927525
kek, satanic digits as well

>>213927184
>>213927364
Can't believe this monster is still out there on the loose.

>>213913644
>Pic
For what purpose

>be a kid, come home from school
>don't watch cartoons as they are boring just wait for Voyager to come on
>it is a Neelix episode and he is being so funny
>dad comes into the living room, drunk again
>"watching your faggy show again?"
>"dad in this episode.."
>he throws a bottle at me and tells me he doesn't care
>he says neelix is a fag and captain kirk was better
>go to my room crying
>hear a tap, tap, tap at my window
>open curtains
>it is neelix!
>open the window
>"oh oh oh! it's me neelix"
>I smile and tell him I love him
>"we don't want to take your father do we? why not come to my ship"
>neelix lifts me out my window and holds my hand to round the corner
>see his ship, kinda looks like a van with cardboard nacelles
>"I don't know about this neelix it is kinda late and my dad would get awful worried if he saw me not in bed"
>"don't you want some of the delta quadrant sweets I made?"
>I reluctantly followed neelix into his ship
>the insides looked mostly like a normal van with a gasoline cannister that smelled and a dirty leopard print blanket
>I sat there eating sweets with neelix
>"this kinda just tastes like chocolate, neelix, I better go home"
>neelix convinces me to stay and says he will show me his phaser
>I notice his skin colour is running and he isn't a talaxian but a man in make up
>his phaser has kinda satic electricity on the end of it
>he jokingly says "set phasers to stun" and pushes the phaser against me
>felt like all my muscles seized
>woke up ages later on a mattress somewhere that isn't my bedroom
>neelix isn't there, my anus was bleeding
>eventually police find me
>in a police station confused, sore and under a blanket
>asked what happened to neelix
>dad told me that wasn't neelix but a shapeshifting species 8472
>he tells me he is sorry for being such a bad father, he sobs
>really confused, but he tells me starfleet rescued me and I would be okay

>>213925098
More like laCUTEus.
Amirite?

>>213928113
No.
Only girls are cute.

>>213926831
I consume fiction in order to escape the mundane, not to wallow in it.

>>213928364
Big boobs are both mundane and fantastic.

Shran episode?
Shran episode.

shran

>>213928364
but it's the mundane of a Sci Fi setting.

>>213927337
Looks like your "le heckin magic psychic powers" had no effect. Aren't you embarrassed you even made that threat, then kept babbling about it for so long, destroying any hope you may have had that anyone would believe you were just kidding? https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/211838071/#p211853534

>>213928005
>>213927364
>>213927184
This reminds me of my Neelix fanfic where mirror universe Neelix takes control of the ship and does unspeakable things to the crew members.

>>213925591
For a donation of just SIX TRILLION Federation shekels, we can find a cure for Baby Sneed.

imagine Archer being mad and yelling at you and you have to try really hard not to just laugh

if Babel is in Andorian space how is it a NEUTRAL planet? this shit's stupid

>>213928579
He's so cute when he tries to be angry/intimidating. He just sulks around looking at the floor and sounding as if he's annoyed that the neighbors are blasting their music too loud.

>>213928626
>if embassies are in foreign countries how come they're not on their soil??

interesting that they wait til Enterprise to air the testosterone supplements hmm its like they know who's watching and why

NEW THREAD
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>>213928782
>>213928782
NEW THREAD

>>213928829
a little early but ill allow it

>>213928005
Based dad

>>213928143
Hotchie motchie!

>>213928482
That sounds like it was born to be on AO3. Do you post your fanfic anywhere?

>>213928877
the oldtrek geezers do that to head off any potential nutrek-themed thread, like the recent OP with Wesley from Picard S3. they're still seething over how that thread survived and thrived