Thread 214237958

Are you afraid of The Savant™ by Apple TV+ yet, anonymous?

>>214237958 (OP)
so she's infiltrating discord servers? who's her waifu?

>>214238033
Who's this pretty little lady? Asking for a friend of course.

>>214237958 (OP)
So she becomes a 4chinks mod?

>>214237958 (OP)
Is that the world's greatest hacker? And she's a GIRL?? AND SHE'S THE BEST PLAYER IN VIDEO GAMES??? WAAHHH????

>>214237958 (OP)
lmao not 5 seconds into the trailer and of fucking course
is this sci-fi? since the black dad didn't leave

>>214238071
BUT OF COURSE

And they told me comedy was dead.
By day, Jodi is your average suburban mom. By night, she’s uncovering the darkest corners of the internet. Jessica Chastain is The Savant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYQiGBupM8I

>>214238172
>the darkest corners of the internet.
reddit/discord mod servers?

>>214238172
let me guess. The villains are all pudgy white boys

>>214238172
>SHTF
Cutting-edge acronym there, glowies.

cant wait for the fake 4chan kino this will spawn, keep me posted /tv/

>>214238172
someon alert the drinker

>>214238033
More importantly, will she use gamer words to fit in?

>>214238212
>"hey look at this discord channel, they lure kids in with cute emotes and anime avatars, groom them with increasingly explicit sexual and fetish talk and sharing of pornographic materials, then they sell them homemade HRT made in a dirty bathtub-"
>"SHUT UP, CHUD, THE 4CHAN INCELS ARE INSULTING KATHLEEN KENNEDY AGAIN"

>>214238097
I found my wife. Bros I think I'm in love.

>”You’re a big guy?” What’s that supposed to mean?
>It’s code. He’s phishing for a response.. Look, he got one.
>”For you?” What are they talking about.
>Sex trafficking. Think - what’s the opposite of a big guy?
>A little girl.
>Correct. And the response indicates that he has one for him.
>Sick fucks…

>>214237958 (OP)
I would love if she went after discord pedos and reddit mods. I will respect this movie more.

>>214238172
The comments are ripping it to shreds kek

>>214238598
lol

>>214238678
>>214238172
Holy kek

>>214237958 (OP)
>based on a true story
Ok let's see..
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/politics/a28483247/is-it-possible-to-stop-a-mass-shooting-before-it-happens/
>the only terrorist attack this chick stopped is from a white guy who converted to islam and planned to bomb a building
>she spends 3/4 of the articles ranting about incels and the racist alt-right
>likewise, the show will not be about a converted muslim planning a terrorist attack for a religious motive, unless Christian
Weird how that keeps happening.

>>214237958 (OP)
>she gets redpilled

>>214238875
>>214238883
there it is

Is she is watching us right now?

>>214238598
I'm saving this like the Savant saves America from wypipo

>>214238883
I think Adam Friedland made the claim that an antisemitic girl he slept with showed Kanye groyper memes turning him into a Nazi. Just a few images like this can completely break some retards

>>214238911
scary... I have a message for the Savant
CHASTAIN'S BIG PLUMP MOMMY MILKERS IN MY MOUTH MWAAAH POP MWAAAH POP

>>214238939
This must be true because jews never lie.

>>214238980
I will steal this.

>>214238172
I liked the part where she yelled
>IT'S SAVANTIN TIME
after trolling 4chan

>>214238598
>>214238172

>>214238911
What's that symbol in the lower left? Is that the "Incel Brotherhood" symbol or something?

>>214238598
>>214239062
I smell Vince Vaughn meme potential with this one /tv/

>>214239086
how'd she find out about I.N.C.E.L.⁈

>by day she cleans toilets at the local walmart
>by night she exposes the alt-right for loving traps

>>214238172
>Clearly using Discord in one scene
Holy kek

>>214237958 (OP)
>Inspired by a true story, the series follows a top secret investigator known as the Savant is infiltrating online hate groups to take down the most unhappy men in the country.
hooollllly fuuuuuuuuck.

>>214237958 (OP)
How can she infiltrate a Mongolian basket weaving forum if she can't even type the word nigger?

>>214239158
>top secret investigator known as the Savant
>Inspired by a true story
it's a fucken troon isn't it!

>>214239106
aw shit. she's onto us!

>>214237958 (OP)
>I've identified a few of Anonymous' leaders. Pepe, Woe Jack, and Tranime(??? Need to fact check). There seems to be a heated rivalry between their followers.

>>214239264
Drat!
Back to the Secret I.N.C.E.Lair/Basement!

>>214239264
seriously one of the funniest timelines.
it's an honor to be alive & shitpost with you faggo7s

>>214239330
He was a good friend

Jessica chastain is a bad actress desu

>>214239410
I would love to be monitored by ginger goddess.

"who is this guy 4chan?"

>>214239158
>the most unhappy men in the country.
Troons?

>>214237958 (OP)
>black dad
>still around
10/10 fiction

>>214238578
It's hilarious isn't it. 4chan is tame as shit compared to a regular streamer's grooming discord

>>214239307
Now type an "N" and "kys". THIS I COMMAND!

>>214237958 (OP)
there is a discord screenshot in the trailer, and at the same time its shown they put a discord ping noise
https://youtu.be/UYQiGBupM8I?t=33
>33 seconds
spooky. yeah this is definitely going to be interesting to watch theyll try to psyop the shit out of everyting, wew

>inspired by a true story
So 99.9% bullshit.

>>214237958 (OP)
sex with nasty chasti beast style

>>214238883
Literally me.

>>214239086
Someone told her that newfags can't triforce, so she's trying to crack the code.

>>214239410
she has that depleted vegan look. Which is funny because she's rich enough to buy all the supplements and niche products that vegans need to live normal lives yet she still looks sickly

>>214239681
no-one serious uses discord ever since the owner leaked the emails of some right-wing users years ago.

Will it do better than pic related?

>>214239960
Why is this movie in particular so popular with ESLs?

>>214239086
Probably is meant to be a Nordic rune, which is problematic.

>>214238883
kek

>>214239974
Anon, I doubt that movie is popular with anyone other than pussyhats.

>>214238071
>>214238172
It's parody at this point.

>>214238598
kekekekekekek

>>214239981
>Wait! I got it! It's letters piled on top of each other! I cracked the code!
>Y...W...N...B...A.....

>>214237958 (OP)
sicario coded slop

>>214239974
Probably thinking Molly's game

>>214238172
I'm trying to figure out what a parody of this would look like and I can't think of any difference.

>>214239106
I wanna bang the big tiddy gestapo officer

>>214237958 (OP)
bump
you guys realize the first thing they throw in your face is the race mixing couple so you turn it off in disgust. meanwhile they will use the medium to condemn and paint the people who would turn it off because of that.
very sneaky and subversive. jewish trickery is afoot.
how many episodes of this are there and who has watched them?

>>214237958 (OP)
>the trailer has 10K likes

>>214240101
>”that’s it!”
>you
>win
>national basketball association

>>214238172
its a comedy right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYQiGBupM8I
>its actually getting made fun of and dislike bombed by normies on youtube
uhhhhhh... xisters, our response???

>>214237958 (OP)
Kamala presidency movie

>>214237958 (OP)
The Savant can't keep me from acquiring forbidden powers!

>>214238402
>e-celeb

>>214239158
The true story was some glowie op where they handed a Downie a fake bomb and then arrested him for trying to kill Obama.

>>214241653
>normies
Newfaggot

>>214237958 (OP)
dk, are you a fed?

>>214237958 (OP)
i never understood the appeal of jessica chastain until i watched molly's game. god damn. anyway, no im not afraid of it, looks like normie slop, not interested.

>they're talking about how you're going to pay the toll
>be careful

>>214238172
>mudshark

>>214241871
lmao

>>214241871
>why do they keep posting *chirp*?
>is it code for a bomb?

>>214241653
kek damn i didnt even read the comments, theyre all roasting it. this ones poignant.

>>214237958 (OP)
The Oscar curse is real, Chastain is a great actress but has done nothing but shit projects after her Oscar win.

>>214242130
lmfao

>>214237958 (OP)
One day this retarded bullshit will be seen as no different from Soviet propaganda movies about the NKVD and KGB fighting enemies of the glorious USSR.

Without watching any trailers: Let me guess she is in either a gay or biracial relationship?

>>214242218
>Soviet propaganda movies about the NKVD and KGB fighting enemies of the glorious USSR.
This didn't exist because even the Soviets weren't that stupid. Soviet propaganda was primarily about western espionage, and when it was about law enforcement it was typically the police that are the protagonists. You see a lot of that in the tv-series Liquidation.

Am I autistic, I keep thinking this is just BDH

>>214238557
can you give an example of these gamer words? I need to update my mod bot

>>214242481
nice try CIA

>>214239974
No one cares for Miss Sloane

Are we still pretending that the FBI and other such agencies don't aid terrorists?

>>214238911
symbol in the bottom left looks like it belongs in twin peaks

>>214242634
yeah and this is meant to help you forget duh its state propaganda

MOOOM
MOOOOOOOM
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT US ON THE TV AGAIN

>>214242299
see>>214238071

>>214241596
kek

>>214239062
mfw she chinmogs me

>>214242823
keyed

>>214243231
what meme magic is that

>>214243231
woah
what the fuck

>Jessica Chastain
is she a good actress?

Heh, this stupid bitch doesn't know what she's up against...

>>214243568
based chad neutralizer

>>214243231
not even that similar

>>214239175
What happens when someone baits her into saying she's a woman and she has to to show tits or gtfo? Will she love Democracy(tm) enough to do it?

>>214243231
Predator missiles were so hard to use but extremely satisfying when you actually got a hit on that map.

bros...Chastain found our physical meme folders...

>>214243568
>shoots Indian
>”chad neutralized”
Immersion ruined

she finna show tits and asshole in this one???

>>214243689
was is this from?

>>214243689
That’s the same face I make when I see trannies too

>>214243461
she truly shines in period pieces, but too often gets typecast as the SSRI medicated, post-menopausal woman, a role that, while relatable to core audiences, undersells her range.

>>214243712
Some british soap opera, not Eastenders.

This is gonna The Savant™ soon. Fucking whores...

>>214243740
nah, she just sucks. that's why she's doing slop like that now.

>>214238212
roblox

>>214238071
LMAO!! AppleTV did it again. For those of you who think that Netflix doesn't have enough of an agenda.

>>214243749
This is like how they depicted the Chinese in stuff made in the 1950s

...

>>214243852
real

>>214243852
if i went to school (i was homeschooled) i would have a gay crush on any kid who destroys pro lgbt shit

>>214238402
Already done, my son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hklsd1XY1To

>>214243749
h-hayai...!

>>214238883
she is a jew

>>214238172
the bad guy is an Arab
Racist much?

>>214237958 (OP)
>who keeps you safe?
not some middle aged roastie with problem glasses, that's for sure

the culture has completely shifted but the turds just keep coming.

...heh, how many times do these bitches need to learn their lesson? We are gamers...DON'T FUCK WITH US!

>>214243749
HE-HES FAST!

ancient meme coming through

>>214243749
literally slenderman

>>214243852
unintentional soul

>>214243995
I really appreciate how those masks have all that space around the eyes up to the forehead so you can be extra sure they're all white.

>>214243689
the way he cocks his head and smiles at the picture gets me every time

>>214243852
the fact that this character isn't the face of the politically dissident english is proof they will lose.

>>214243712
holly oaks

>>214243993
Hollywood is slow as fuck to notice trends + they were already in production, so they will keep coming for a while.

>show depicting "evil" gamers and 4chan
>its the most out of touch glownigger propaganda possible
Why does this always happen?

>>214237958 (OP)
>It seems they call their foot soldiers.... frens?

>>214238172
remember in the 2000s when every series was about >government vigilance and information control bad
now is >governtment vigilance and control heroes

>>214244267
I do remember that and I have noticed that.

>>214244226
F - Firearms
R - Radicalization
E - Explosives
N - Nationalism

>>214244296
Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate surveillance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P26A1N_8Pyg

>>214244220
because to portray us accurately would show us as victimized heroes who are right about everything?

>>214244357
tbqh, there's a solid case for public communication channels having some level of transparency and accountability. if there are threats, ransom, blackmail, fake identities, endangerment of life, you want the authorities to have access so they can put you in the clear. like apps, where any rando can hit you up.

for private channels, the kind you'd use with close friends or family, yeah that's where bullshit begins. the counterargument is always, "bad guys could use them too", but realistically they'd just find other ways anyway.

>>214244220
Why did he turn into a hunchback, she's taller than him.

>>214243702
Yes, the end sequence is her starting an OnlyFans and twerking naked to own the nazis.

>>214238598
kek
cocaine bump

Is this as entertaining as Ice Cube's War of the Worlds movie? Amazon hit a home run with that one.

>>214244340
SHHHHH OMG ANON WHY DID YOU TELL THE RESIDENT GLOWIE ITT ABOUT ONE OF OUR SEKRIT CODED AKRONIMS!!!!!!!!!111!!1!1!1!1! NOW WE'RE GONNA GET V&

>>214244746
once they've seen what we're capable of us they will tremble with fear

>>214244746
>ITT
In the thread
>v&
Vanned, aka a federal officer arresting someone or a glowie kidnapping a potential intelligence asset and putting them in a van
>glowie
CIA operative. Aka (you), ms glownigger who's reading this. You're welcome btw :3 now pls send me picture of your MILF boobs as payment kthxbye

>>214239410
I'd stain The Savant's chest if you know what I mean

>>214238598
Kek

>>214237958 (OP)

I'm not going to watch this show for obvious reasons, but I do look forward to the plethora of memes posted here it generates

>>214243749
He's too STRONG

>>214238806
This character is not a Karen. A Karen is a slur for a normal White woman who expects basic decency in public. Chastain's character is just a glowie cunt.

>>214239086
The winged Othal rune (the original Othal is just the letter o in Futhark) with an "extra" wing because showing the real one would be too naughty or something (occasionally used by the SS or something)

>>214241738
>These chud terror cells are gonna make 9/11 look like a Sunday brunch. They're planning to say... a mean word.

Many of us were not schizophrenic e-racists at one point. We call it autism but it's really not. One cannot acquire autism.

We are schizos. Why did dogs and infants start getting monkey pox? Why do violent crime statistics overlap with sickle cell anemia rates? Why >early life, etc, etc. Only a retard or an evil, dishonest person can run from this stuff ultimately. Imagine the slop they've cooked up for normgroids to rationalize any of it.

Enjoy hell firecrotch.

>>214238071
It's Apple. They shove them everywhere.

Great thread loving the memes! But seriously, any incel plans or meetings going on tonight? Really looking to stick it to some normals!

>>214245121
I've tried telling people this but they're so retarded they can't tell "Karen" is a racist term for white women that just want DEI Tyrone to do his fucking job correctly.

>>214243974
hes a jew, same jew that plays the master sergeant in halo

>>214243974
master chief I meant

>>214244267
Pop culture has a liberal slant and now liberals are conservatives from the 2000s (conservatives are liberals from the 90s now too for some reason)
Shit is weird

>>214245705
>hes a jew
even worse
we have to cancel this show now!

>>214245311
Yeah we're meeting at the dip n' dots cart at James Russell stadium tonight. Gonna throw futuristic ice cream at race mixers lol. Come out for a good time bros.

>>214246013
Sound cool, fren!! Is Woe Jack gonna be there? I'd like to meet him in person (to shake his hand, obviously lol why else)

>>214245705
Surprisingly, Pablo Schreiber is apparently not Jewish.
https://ethnicelebs.com/pablo-schreiber

>>214238598
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL

>>214243749
>the shot zooming in on the door
I can't fucking breathe.

>>214245743
I'd forgotten just how hateful and terrible this shitshow was.

>>214244510
lol, lmao even
>right about everything
holy shit my sides

>>214245743
What went wrong?

>>214246307
i accept your low iq inferior genes concession

Ohello 4chins, my name is Chips Handon. I always like to lork at the chongs and I also like mudflips too, as you do. DASU DASU LOL. I also like having sex with underage children (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY PENIS), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfag i know that andmin is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%. in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Astrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what I mean LOL). ROW ROW ROW THE BOAT. PLEASE DONT MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT.

>>214246338
lol, lmao even, my sides
Just what is it with teenagers and unwarranted self-importance?

>>214246463
this but for nonwhites

>>214238598
First good laugh I've had in weeks. Thank (you).

>>214244106
Me too bro

>>214237958 (OP)
CIA has to use white agents to infiltrate, because the chuds used the breakfast paradigm to filter out the brown ones.

>>214243568
>>214243694
Unironicaly the skinhead is more handsome than that "Chad"

>>214238911
Did she actually browse 4chan for this scene or did they get a stunt double

>>214244098
>Ugly guy
Handsome and chad
>Handsome guy
Cuck
I can't understand British beauty standards

>>214245324
Quit being a Karen. Criticising antisocial and entitled behavior isn't racist.

>>214238883
>Sir they seem to be posting... Pizza recipes?
>CP maybe?
>No they are talking about... Cooking rates?
>Something about how it if takes so long to cook a pizza, how long would it take to cook millions
>Huh

>>214247549
>antisocial and entitled
two great words that don't smear a bunch of innocent women who happen to have a certain name. if the term was "shaniqua" you would be frothing at the mouth about how racist is was.

>>214245210
>Why do violent crime statistics overlap with sickle cell anemia rates?
I actually don't know this or what it implies

>>214238598
lmao, this is literally how we figured out the pizzas and hot dogs stuff from obongo

>>214240235
kek

>>214237958 (OP)
"What do you do in there all day?"

Onlyfans and shopping for home goods.

>>214238172
SHE'S GONNA GET US BROS

>>214237958 (OP)
test

It's very funny people are making 200k working desk jobs for the CIA in this very thread right now reading all of these words and I'm just a shitposter doing it for the love of the game

You guys shouldnt have killed Kennedy btw. That was fucked up

>>214246781
lol

>>214237958 (OP)
i'd give her a chest stain, hehehhe

>total surveillance state LE GOOD
>stopping to think why people may be so radicalized and whether it's the government's fault LE BAD

>>214247959
>'cado on the 'loggy
>What the fuck does that mea-OH MY GOD

>>214245311
Tits or GTFO

>>214247862
Welcome back

>>214247686
just make sure your mom takes her meds before you let her out next time.

>>214247549
I worked in a hospital where I could see a patient's ethnic and religious information. I'm not joking, most of the "Karens" you see are Jewish. It got to the point where I would think "she's Jewish" the second they acted like a cunt and I'd be right 99% of the time.

>>214238071
its all soo tiresome...

>>214238212
that and tranny roblox servers yeah.

>>214247974
lmao

>>214239175
Redditors trying to shill here use an extension that allows them to type /n and it inserts nigger into their post. I'm not kidding.

>>214248668
proof please this is hilarious

>>214248668
how does that make it any less rayciss tho? the depths of retarded mental gymnastics these npcs and commietroons perform are entering cult-tier.

>>214244529
>you want the authorities to have access so they can put you in the clear
That's not how it works in any society with a population over 1 million.

>>214248705
I'll see if I can find it. It was during the most recent US election.

>>214248572
Bullshit. No hospital asks "Are you Jewish? Ashkenazi or Sephardic?"

>>214248909
Yes, they do ask about your religion. Last rites dipshit.

Why are "they" like this? Am I really supposed to think the secret police are the good guys?

Every suburban Karen power fantasy.
>"I have spent 10 years on the HOA training to save the world from bad guys just like this."

>>214248909
Here's Jews telling you that it's okay to admit it.

HHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>214239410
She was great in Tree of Life and Zero Dark Thirty but seems to have been in nothing but slop since then

>>214237958 (OP)
so is she a janny or a glownigger?

>>214248668
>redditors weren’t told about the secret integration in that extension that forwards their 4chins posts directly into their reddit profile

>>214248668
>How curious, captain, that it was easier for an anon to pretend to be a redditor than a redditor an anon.

>>214237958 (OP)
Did you say Jessica Chastain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipObSiFHpyY&list=RDipObSiFHpyY&start_radio=1

>>214249214
the latter, but only by night
by day she is suburban mom Jodi

>>214249264
For me, it's the passage where Winston fantasizes about raping Julia and cutting her throat the second he cums.

>>214239330
>The Man from I.N.C.E.L.

>>214239025
>IT'S SAVANTIN TIME
This deserves a (You) anon, made me smirk.

What the heck?

>>214244062
>*teleports behind you*
>*bonk*
>psssh...nothin personnel...stacey...

>>214241457
>eanwhile they will use the medium to condemn and paint the people who would turn it off because of that.
oh fuck I don't want to be painted

>>214238598
>>214244661
>>214246781

>>214239106
Uhhh... nevermind. There is no I.N.C.E.L.
Please go back to your normal savanting, thank you.

>>214238598
Well done Anon.

>>214247905
damn i wish i could get paid 200k to shitpost on this site

i make 90k busting my ass as an electrician and can only shitpost when i'm off work at home for 2 hours a day at most

you fucking glowies don't know how good yall have it..... btw if youre reading this please send me a referral letter i promise ill be a very good goy to the gov and i will pay for everyone's coffee and breakfast for a year thank you!!

>>214237958 (OP)
>Why are they posting a small image of Owen Wilson (I think? don't forget to double check) in a dark suit with the caption "You can’t escape the past. The past is the landlord, and rent’s due every morning." Is this a metaphor? What does it mean?

>>214243974
>the bad guy is an Arab
>Racist much?
"Pablo Tell Schreiber is a Canadian-American actor..."

>>214251030
"Schreiber" suggests a third aspect...