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>>33366995 (OP)gender
you ever want to leave someplace like a job, rental or even just a town? all because of some minor, minute detail that you just can't seem to separate yourself from?
something like a 'curb your enthusiasm' "no, I didn't leave that 'thing' the microwave. It was already there when I walked in" but the other person saw you were the only other person in the room so they just deduce it was you... except its many times with many different things?
Feels like I'm being gaslit and there isn't anyone else there to speak up for me and vouch that it was indeed not me.
Women what's your favourite anime speech?
CLOWNS TO THE LEFT OF ME
JOKERS TO THE RIGHT
HERE I AM
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU
Men & Women:
Thoughts on this bodytype?
>>33367013welcome to the circus
>>33367014Hot on girl
Gay on boy
STATE GENDER
STATE MBTI
STATE NEET-STATUS
>>33367014I blame anime. Two bombs was never enough.
>>33366998M, yes and I have many times
I quit school, I've left many jobs, I've left my home, I've sabotaged and ruined budding relationships
But in the end I was just running from myself...
What has happened bro? Talk us through it
>>33367023M
INFJ
Currently NEET, should really be applying to jobs cause my job centre meeting's in two days but alas I'm playing Retro Classics rn...
Every guy just wants to have a happy family, why do girls gaslight people into thinking guys hate long term
>>33366998Also yeah man, if you are being constantly blamed and gaslight for things you didn't do and made to feel bad, maybe your environment and the people were toxic. When you finally get out you'll be able to look back with clarity and see the BS
>>33367034>CocoMore like Cock-o, amirite?
Women would you date a guy who dips his donuts into his coffee
>>33367014M
Very hot. But left Iโd be worried if people thought she was a guy
>>33367006This isn't about anti-social or unappreciated. Simply put, I mean being accused for something innocuous or minute but you aren't able to PROVE it isn't you. It's not serious, but its just too many coincidences.
>>33367042Women love us fat boys. Bonus points if you are balding too
>>33367038Cocko cuz Jocko could beat me at an arm wrestle but I'd out-cock him (no homo)
>>33366998M
yeah, I actually did change a country
best dicision I've ever made
>>33367014M
Whoever pulls my cock from inside them shall be crowned king of the dipsodes
>>33366995 (OP)I'm the primary household caretaker for my 80 year old father and irresponsible younger brother, and my older autistic sister.
I also work full time remote.
I feel like between all my responsibilities, I'm putting family before my potential family.
I'm already over 30.
What do you think of this situation?
>>33367034>>33367038I'm in love with the coco, coco
Women, when was the last time you had your biscuits buttered?
>>33367059what do you mean?
I have to poop for the third time this morning
Men and women
What do you think about settling for someone who you think is way below your standards? Have you done it? How did it end up?
>>33367036in the current landscape the number of men wanting ltr and eventually marriages outnumber the women, the problem is that women all want the 10% of guys who are not into that at all
>>33367067Delicious, melty butter on your warm buns :^)
>>33367069What's going on with your bowels
What did you eat
coco1
md5: 53a852ea93a20798787d38f5c3cefa7d
๐
>>33367058Bet
>>33367055Yeah you're doing a noble thing but if you meet a nice lass then gtfo
Anyway later guys I've wasted too much of my life here
>>33367071f, that seems like an ugly concept, I honestly never put that much thought into who I date, I just followed my gut
>>33367071M
Sounds like hell
Girls, is it a red flag if it really turns me on when women crawl on their hands and knees, and I'd like a girl to do that around the house sometimes? I wouldn't demand it obviously.
>>33367071M
I don't have any standards so doesn't apply
Ugly or hot they still dump me in the end kek
>>33367014M
These pro style, "advert for my onlyfans" style pics bore me, it's freeze dried and sterile, not erotic at all
man my libido is nonexistent lately
>>33367071M
Yes. I had a few practice gfs, I dumped them because I got too angry at them.
Women am I a flower in your dustbin
Women:
Having your nipples sucked, licked, and/or gently bitten on.
Yay, or nay? And why?
>>33367071M
I've gone on lots of dates with women below my standards, I've never had a real relationship with one though.
>>33367082it is a bit weird but not too weird
it would feel weird to do it on purpose but if it turns you on if she just crawls around for other reasons then I donโt see the issue
>>33367062how to get flat cosplayer gf
>>33367089When Iโm ovulating itโs like two more clits when Iโm not it feels like nothing
>>33367086I hope this is b8, kys
>>33367085Same, are you depressed?
>>33367089yeah sure but I prefer tracing, flicking and pinching
>>33367085Try lifting some weights and getting off porn, it's done wonders for my sex life with my girlfriend
>>33367085Pin tren to raise your testosterone and turn you into a sex animal
>>33367088Is that it
What'd you eat last night
>>33367089Nay. It's extremely painful to have them played with beyond just tracing the areolae with a finger.
>>33367096i don't look at porn, i should hit the gym though.
>>33367094i don't feel depressed idk
>>33367085Similar boat, I'm horny but the dick doesn't want to play
>>33367103What the hell are your nipple made out of, sugar glass?
>>33366995 (OP)>previous thread had 1800 replies and 150 imagesGolly
>>33367108youโre welcome
>>33367099A sleeve of cookies
>>33367107Idk what's wrong with them, never had a doctor say more than "that's how they are". They're innies, if that makes it make sense.
Women, what do you think about men who are scared of bugs? Would you be willing to kill it for them?
>>33367108What the fuck was that thread spam about anyway
>>33367112Depends on the context. I kill bugs in my home, but I like them in the context of pets. So it's possible we're not compatible in general.
>>33367112being grossed out is fine, being scared is cringe
>kill nope, but I can bring then outside
>>33367111>They're inniesDamn, it's a shame you're ultra sensitive, would have been fun to sort of tease them out by gently squeezing and teasing them until they were out fully.
>>33367091If I could try to articulate why I'd like it, I think it's very submissive, but there's nothing "making" her do it, she can get up and walk around if she wants, but for her to sometimes act submissive in that way would be really cool for me. Or if there was a small object on the other side of the room and she was to crawl to it and bring it back with her mouth. But I wouldn't call her a bitch or anything, I don't want it to seem abusive at all. I just like the idea of her being kind of playfully submissive like that. Sometimes.
>>33367112i don't usually kill them so maybe, just for the closure
>>33367114>>33367115I mean like a cockroach
>>33367110Sounds unhealthy
Anyways sounds like typical hot girl tummy troubles. Try not to eat sleeves of cookies for dinner though.
Women, wouldn't you think it's pathetic if you were in the street or in a store and a guy approached you?
>>33367123This has never happened to me. My ego would be blown into space if it did
>>33367118Previous partners have felt the same way. And after telling them in no uncertain terms that it really hurts to have them squeezed and that they come out on their own, every single ex has at one time or another still tried to pry them out. Idk what it is, but my nipples turn people into selfish assholes.
>>33367119Idk, Iโm not very submissive, so I might be the wrong person to ask. I can imagine it being hot to having you sit on the bed and crawling to you to suck your dick or so, but thatโs about the extend of that. I donโt think itโs a big deal though and I am sure many girls would be into it if the vibe is right.
>>33367123I would feel flattered.
>>33367128Sucks for them to do that unprompted, I would only do something like that with permission.
Also, is it really ANY type of touch? Like even licks are painful?
>>33367130Okay that's cool. And I wouldn't want it like all the time or anything. But if a girl did it every once in a while I'd really like it.
>>33367023M
INFP(where are my INFP brothers and sisters @)
I'm learning how to become a female vtuber, does that count?
Women how do neck kisses compare to regular mouth kisses
>>33367136Is it the crawling specifically? What about kneeling for a bj for example?
>>33367135>Like even licks are painful?No, I was being a bit hyperbolic. In theory, some light touching and licking could be okay, but partners ALWAYS escalated the pressure or speed to something extremely uncomfortable, if not straight up doing more than they said they would. So it's easier to just say everything hurts and call it a day.
>>33367082>>33367119In a sexual encounter, that's pretty easy to spin imo. If you want it done casually I'd imagine if a girl wasn't already into it, you could go from the pet-play angle.
I'd say I'm biased in the opposite direction as the other anon. I'm very much a floor-oriented individual and fairly submissive so I sorta naturally do that sort of thing a lot. A similar thing is when my guy is at his desk, I'll crawl over and sit on the floor next to him and rest my cheek or chin on his leg.
>>33366995 (OP)Why do women hate fun?
>>33367138in general more fluttery and more submissive, it always reminds me of how dogs bare their throat to signal submission
they are very different but both are great
>>33367140I really like kneeling too. Just kind of a girl showing submission like that where it's not too extreme or anything.
>>33367023Male
INFP
Currently in employment, planning to return to education soon as well
>>33367137>INFP(where are my INFP brothers and sisters @)Half of us are probably in our depressive episodes holed up in our rooms
>>33367023M
INTJ (allegedly)
I'm on holiday and technically out of job, although I do get offers. By fall I'll have a more stable job.
>>33367149>Half of us are probably in our depressive episodes holed up in our roomsDamn... You get me...
>>33367138turns me on more than mouth kisses
>>33367143That sounds awesome. I liked this sort of thing because I like that a girl is so into me that she's willing to let me see her like that, and that she trusts me enough that she knows I'm not going to take advantage of her and try to make her do things she doesn't actually want to do.
>>33367144They dont hate fun. They hate men* having fun
>>33367152I'm right there with you anon
>>33367110What kind of cookies?
>Peed in my first bottle
Women, my NEET era begins now!
>>33367143>I'll crawl over and sit on the floor next to him and rest my cheek or chin on his legyeah, I could get behind that too
>>33367148as long as it feels playful, I do enjoy some submissive energy
I can also see the fun in the sex toy angle, where itโs about just being used for his pleasure
maybe that could be combined
Gender
Should I drink while I play Nightreign today? I have some nice plum wine chilling in the fridge
>>33367023M
ENTP
I have never had a job in my entire life and I'm almost 27. My first ever job starts on the first of September.
>>33367158>I've peed in more bottles than a man on 4chanThis feels surreal.
>>33367165I can't lie, you're kind of annoying.
>>33367160sounds comfy, do it
>>33367167When girls piss in a bottle do they have to use a funnel or something?
And if you're thinking of me, I'm probably thinking of you.
>>33367160I should get some plum wine. I got a big bottle of it at a restaurant in China once while my friend made fun of me for being an alcoholic. (The bottle looked a lot smaller in the photo on the menu...)
>>33367093this is so true
>>33367168 thats fine by me
>>33367160>>33367176by plum wine you mean umeshu or? also what's a good plum wine?
>>33367174I just pressed it up to my peehole. It's messy, but I wasn't pissing in a bottle when I could afford to be picky.
>>33367180I don't really know, I've forgotten, sorry. It was Chinese though. It tasted good, almost like port/darker sherries (think PX but not nearly so treacly) desu.
>>33367159I like the idea of a girl who just really wants to please me. And I also like her coming to me and just being like "tell me what to do and I'll do it" but I think what I really like about it is that this is a person that I do respect, and she's willing to do this for me because she's so attracted to me, and she trusts me that I'm not going to make her do anything she actually wouldn't like. That would seriously make me feel amazing.
>>33367178Certainly not as disruptive as some posters. But still annoying.
My cost of living has literally doubled since my sister moved back home, because I pay for her meals and groceries. No wonder I managed to spend a thousand bucks last month.
>>33367138Mouth kisses are awkward and taste bad
>>33367181Yuck, the only time I pee in bottles is when my wife has friends over and i don't want to go upstairs and see them.
>>33367186weโre probably all a bit annoying every now and then
I need to lose weight, I can't take it anymore, I need to have sex with an attractive woman. I'll do anything at this point almost.
>>33367189I mostly did it in friends' cars. It wasn't a proud time for me right out of highschool.
women why don't you just leave men alone?
>>33367184thats pretty cute and wholesome and I agree, submissions should be about trust, intimacy and vulnerability, not force and humiliation
>>33367187Why doesnโt she pay
>>33367191But you're also kinda cute x
>>33367158Do you not have a bathroomm?
I'm a hikki NEET but at least not a bottle pisser...
>>33367154>>33367184That is a really sweet perspective for a Dom. I appreciate that. I think you'll be fine. Lots of girls are submissive but the catch-22 is that sometimes Doms are into D/s from a sadistic angle which, for my preferences as a sub, isn't what I'm looking for at all. Service submission I think is fairly common. But maybe I'm biased due to that being my kink, so it feels normal and natural to me. But I feel like I met a lot of other girls into that when I was in kink spaces and back when I was active on /soc/.
>that she trusts me enough that she knows I'm not going to take advantage of her and try to make her do things she doesn't actually want to do.This was a huge turning point for me being in my current relationship vs my ex. Presently, he'll notice even small reactions from me about being uncomfortable and he'll respond in kind. Versus with my ex, if something was happening that I didn't want, I had to be very direct, verbal, and explicit in order to make him stop.
It's pretty exhilarating from the other end to be with someone who could do whatever he wants but chooses not to. Like when he holds me down, I literally cannot move unless he decides to remove his strength. Yet I have just the right amount of control that he'll toe the line but if I push back, I know he'll yield.
>>33367187Why doesn't she get a job
>>33367195I try to leave those alone that want to be left alone
>>33367205what will you get?
>>33367192I have reentered my energy drink phase. Skittles C4 isn't half bad. I have been drinking 1 energy drink per day now.
Gender
Do you drink energy drinks?
>>33367194>It's messy>I mostly did it in friends' cars
>>33367160Yeah that sounds good
I'm drinking and playing Retro Classics
>>33367163Gl with the new job anon
>>33367187>I pay for her meals and groceriesThat's sweet of you but is she not able to work at all
I'm basically a degenerate bum leeching off my sister but I at least pay for the groceries and some other things where I can
>>33367197>>33367204She is moving out of state to get her PhD soon
>>33367209Yes. It's as bad as it sounds.
>>33367208I did not mean to reply to
>>33367192But maybe energy drinks will help you
>>33367208f
yeah, sometimes I do when I want a zero cal refreshing dose of caffeine
>>33367211nice
>>33367206pfft yeah right
>>33367208M
Very rarely if I need to stay awake to get some work done. Like once a year type deal.
>>33367192Just fap and you'll realise it's just your hormones telling you that
>>33367205Based, enjoy eating
Nearly 5pm here I should probably eat but don't feel like it
>>33367192>specifically an above average woman>not just top 30% (7/10) but probably even hotter than thatWhy do men always have these shallow megalomanic fantasies instead of in-group bias for fellow downtrodden ugly people.
>>33367192would you qualify for semaglutide?
>>33367203Are you the one with the pity fetish who gets turned on when your bf fails?
>>33367225>in-group bias for fellow downtrodden ugly people.what does that mean
>>33367220why would I want to bother someone that wants to be left alone? makes no sense
>>33367221Damn dude. How do you resist the urge to caffienemaxx?
>>33367218What's your drink of choice
>>33367161>>33367169>>33367214>>33367176Based
>>33367180The bottle says "Plum Gekkeikan", it's the only one they carry at my local store, they just started stocking it. I'm not an expert on the stuff by any means, this is my first ever bottle, but its really good
>>33367208M, yeah when I worked I'd usually have one before work because I'm not a morning person, and another at lunchtime
Also sometimes while going out on the way to meet my ex or do some other social activities
I don't these days because I'm poor, cheaper to just have coffee at home
>>33367208M
Never liked them. I only drink Red Bull with Jaggermeister when I go clubbing with friends
>>33367234Also I have crippling ADHD, only caffeine, nicotine and cocaine (which is way too expensive) really help
>>33367208Yes, and I immediately regret it every time. But the fruit punch rockstar is so good...
>>33367215Reasonable I guess just thug it out
>>33367232>drink of choiceI donโt have a specific one, I like the white monster but usually I just stick to the off brand ones at my grocery store because I am a brokie
>>33367208F. Red Bull and Monster were my thing, now more just the former. I even did some Red Bull asmr ITT.
>>33367215Are you happy about it?
>no gacha girl will ever be real
>my oshi will never love me
Why live
>>33367229No, I'm not. That sounds more of a dominant trait than a submissive one.
>>33367089>Yay, or nay? And why?Yay. I have sensitive nipples and having them played with is a mildly stimming for my tism.
>>33367112>Women, what do you think about men who are scared of bugs? We're all afraid of something
>Would you be willing to kill it for them?No, there are only a few bugs I will kill. The rest, I carry outside.
>>33367138They're less tender and usually indicative of wanting to fool around.
>>33367144>Why do women hate fun?Men's idea of fun is often at the expense of other people.
>>33367195>women why don't you just leave men alone?I could ask the same of men.
oh my god i think i'm dying :O
Women thoughts on the enshittification of everything
>>33367208I like them but only the non-carbonated ones. Thanks for reminding me that I have one in my fridge.
>>33367216Did they ever comment on it? Why didn't you just ask them to pull over? Do you go on a ton of road trips with your friends or do you just have a particularly weak bladder?
>>33367225I'm accepting of face ugos to a certain extent and I enjoy boobs and flatties. Like if a girl is cool I'd marry a 5/10 in terms of facial looks, but I will never, ever date a fatty. I would physically put my wife on a treadmill and spray her with water until she lost weight before I actually let her get fat. I'll put it in the fucking prenup. I'll love you through sickness and health but love doesn't always mean acceptance of whatever you want to do, sometimes it means spraying you with a spray bottle when you reach for a Snickers.
Men, how did it feel when you first realized that women weren't plotting against you but instead plotting in your favor, doing everything in their power to make you happy? How did it feel when you first realized that a woman loved you more than your own stunted, malnourished soul was capable of loving or even understanding? Was it a quick surge of pleasure and validation, or did you feel embarrassed for all the edgy bitterness that you'd expressed before she taught you what it is to be loved?
>>33367254Whiny racists moan about this, but if you actually go outside, you will find that people are having the time of their lives
>>33367262My mom loved me but nobody else really gave a shit about making me happy, men or women.
>>33367262Girls can't love us more than we love them that's fake news
Is there anything else than growing up and realizing that you are not the person that you think you are in your head?
Like, imagine if you always thought of yourself as the kind of girl who is a total head turner. But then you actually take a critical look at yourself and you realize that you're really just a completely invisible 4.49/10.
Women, thoughts on trying to process a 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave?
>>33367262That's more like "Men how did it feel when/if you met one particular woman who did everything in her power to make you happy" not so much a collective 'women'
>>33367262I don't think women are plotting against me but they certainly aren't doing the rest of that either
>>33367262I've never, ever, experienced this beyond motherhood. I've experienced the exact opposite. Everything I've learned first hand in life from.women tells me they only think about themselves and hate responsibility and commitment and are callous and don't care about the content of a man's character because they constantly reward men we know are shitty and warn them are shitty with sex. I genuinely don't believe women are capable of love anymore, they're like dogs that pick up the understanding of love by being exposed to men and children.
>>33367262What kind of fantasy world are you living in bro
>>33367270Minimize onslaught. Close the window, uninstall the app.
>>33367269Yeah but fortunately delusions go a long way and it keeps me on my toes to try and meet my own expectations.
>>33367225Because none of us want handicapped children.
It's the game we are all playing unconsciously.
>>33366948>>omg this is the first time, will I get pregnant from swallowing (she proceeded to google it and texted me nervously about it every day till she got her period)fucking kek, that's cute lol
>>33367270update my mind, accelerate
Ladies, is it a red flag if he only listens to classical music? Like, if he doesn't know the names of any artists from the current century? Is it a double red flag if he can pronounce all the classical music terms and composers' names correctly, or does that escalate into "double red get out of the water nao hurricane sighted" territory?
https://youtu.be/Ovb9QAICWnM?si=ohbWyZCIbxtLzhCw&t=70
>>33367262Like other anons said, that has only happened with my mother. The rest of the time women treat me with polite detachment at best.
>>33367276In your experience, are other men not like this?
>>33367262This doesnโt happen. Some women are kind but youโre living in pure delusion
>>33367259We did a lot of house parties. My weak bladder a few times in the car between spots wasn't the grossest thing to happen in there. If anything, I was most considerate out of all of us. But again, it was a different time and I acknowledge it was all gross.
Brehs when do I stop messaging and accept she's just lost interest
>>33367285Literal austitic serial killer behavior.
>>33367225Do you find ugly fat people attractive because you're also ugly and fat
>>33367285nah, thats fine as long as he does not have a superiority complex about it and tell me to turn off that bullshit when I want to listen to something else on our road trips
i can't believe that an adequate amount of rest has negative consequences :(
Thats it, Iโm moving to Bratislava
>>33367290You suggested talk with and her and take a walk with her, she didn't mention anything about that. If you don't want to see it, there's nothing to be done.
>>33367225I like weird girls, whether they're cute or ugly. Does that count?
>>33367023M, intp-t
In education (CS of course)
>>33367297oh ok, y?
>>33367296like what?
>>33367290Either a week after she ghosts or when you find another gal
>>33367290This nigga not only double but TRIPLE texting
>hear a woman's voice
>get upset
I don't even know why I feel like this, I just know I do. I can't stand women, but I don't remember why.
>>33367285What risk is here that makes this a red flag? Maybe a girl wouldn't like this if music was a big part of her life and she wanted someone with shared preferences that she could experience music with.
There is this
>>33367295 but I think that's a risk for anyone who likes a particular kind of music.
>>33367262>Men, how did it feel when you first realized that women weren't plotting against you but instead plotting in your favor, doing everything in their power to make you happy?Never once thought women plotted against me. Iโm not the moid/incel/neet arcehtype you hope to address. But I never once thought women plotted in my favour, either. Neither against me or for me. Because I donโt want a woman to do that.
I had a mother, a good one. I never needed a second mother. I am the ine who plots, not the women in my life.
>How did it feel when you first realized that a woman loved you more than your own stunted, malnourished soul was capable of loving or even understanding?You donโt speak as someone who loves. You speak as someone who is insecure but your thing is you prey on other insecure people by pretending youโre in a position of power or authority over that personโs feelings. You probably do that as a way to keep people from running from you.
>She taught you what it is to be loved?If you think women are the ones who teach what it means to be loved, sure, go ahead and think that. But there is a difference between to love, and to be loved. You only know about being loved. You presumably donโt know what it means to love.
If you did you wouldnโt be speaking from the toxic high horse youโve sat your ass on.
>>33367262>Men, how did it feel when you first realized that women weren't plotting against you but instead plotting in your favorFelt kinda great
>did you feel embarrassed for all the edgy bitterness that you'd expressed beforeA little yeah
>>33367303being seen as an incompetent retarded slow loser who disobeys simple tasks
>>33367023M
MBTI is bullshit except that T/F correlates 80% well to male/female and was thus used in the 80s to discriminate in hiring for the tech sector
I'm educated and employed.
>>33367311I donโt get it
>>33367315whats stopping you?
Why do so few girls like video games? I mean other than stuff like Minecraft and Fortnite, and I'm not judging people if that's the kind of game they like, but why do so few girls want to buy a PS5, and play an RPG or a game like Death Stranding or Uncharted?
>>33367316i need to do stuff but i'm deprived as fuck
>>33367318What if she doesn't
>>33367321yeah that would be painful
>>33367320right
>>33367290Meet her where she's at. She's clearly not at that level of intimacy and sweetness. The whole "no pressure" thing also is telegraphing that you feel like she has the upper hand here and that you're not convinced that she's interested (which sounds like you believe both of those things)
Invite her to somewhere specific at one particular time. If she says no, offer another time and ask if she has a time that works better for her. If she says no again, say something like, alright well I'm generally available these days of the week so if you ever want to meet up, let me know"
Leave the ball in her court at that point.
If you absolutely cannot hold yourself back from double/triple/quadruple texting, please leave more time between your questions than TWO HOURS. That is extremely overwhelming.
>>33367319Cause that's guy stuff. It's like saying why don't girls like guns or cars. That's just guy stuff.
>>33367319girls were not made to go on adventures and conquer the world
>>33367289Wild. Totally different world from me.
>>33367319I think this somewhat of an antiquated view.
Most women I have met game.
>>33367175god I hate schizo fags so much. if they were thinking about you you would have been together by now. touch grass
>>33367290shes not interested you pathetic fag
Men, why do you want a mommy-domme gf who always asks how your day was, actually cares how your day was, cuddles you until you know your day is now better, makes sure that you take better care of yourself, rewards you when you do better, and punishes you when you need correction?
>>33367319i'm not into cinematic games like that but i have a pretty varied taste in games. good stuff like dark souls games, kenshi, wukong, but also shitty games like lol and shadowverse lmao.
women liking vidya is normal ngl.
t. foid
>>33367330I know a lot of girls who play games, but mostly iPad games or maybe Animal Crossing. And that's fine but I'm curious why they don't play more story driven games.
>>33367336I prefer an older sister domme gf where we mutually take care of each other and support each other but also she teases and bullies me affectionately
>>33367336Because it'd be the only way to validate this empty hole called existence
>>33367230I'm unattractive and therefore resentful towards hot people who get everything they want. I'm empathetic and attracted to people on my level and have 0 interest in seeing or being involved in hot people's business.
>>33367294My BMI is normal but otherwise yes, I don't even think weight affects attractiveness.
>>33367299This is hard to believe. You probably have some young hot manic pixie dream girl idea of weirdness. Or do you like chubby 40-year old horse girls?
>>33367340>why aren't video game girls into my normie gamesThey're too busy playing mobas
>>33367336Mommy shit is so gross. I want a wife not a mom/caretaker.
LOVE is just luck.
What we call love is when things work out, when it is a perfect match.
When people catch feelings but things don't work out, that's not love.
Love does not really exist. Love is just luck.
>>33367262>be me>16 year old dumbfuck teenager>get my first girlfriend >she's actually really nice, like cooks for me, takes care of me when I'm sick, treats me to food and all that>my first everything>meanwhile all I have is jealousy and insecurity issues>on and off relationship >every time we broke up is cause she's tired of my shit>she still keeps coming back whenever I beg her>still treats me lovingly despite my fuck ups>moved back to my city cause of stuff>it becomes a long distance relationship >she actually puts in the effort to visit me(and still treats me! wtf was I thinking)>broke up with her cause I'm too damn lazy to message her and stuff >do my usual begging>she's not coming back>last time I heard she's doing pretty well, moved to a different country with her family and all thatI actually used to be slightly misogynistic when I was a teenager. Like I thought it was in the nature of women to cheat and stuff. In the end, it all depends on the person. Some are irredeemable assholes(me), and some are literal angels(my ex-gf).
>>33367336I want most of those things except the punishment and the mommy-domme parts.
I do think I should date a girl who's an older sister as someone who's the youngest in my family though. I tend to vibe better with those kinds of girls.
I donโt give a fuck about your husband bitch
How do I tell my girlfriend that I have been cheating on her with a gay ai chatbot named Claude?
>>33367347it also always rubs me the wrong way. gives off AGP/gay vibes.
>>33367262The only women who showed me affection we women in my family. Women outside my family don't acknowledge my existence
>>33367334So predictable, I know what you're thinking
>>33367339https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gBdwZeK4igM
>>33367336Because itโs literally better. But after growing up you realize itโs not real and to find enjoyment in being a man. Only women get to enjoy being pampered and excused of everything. I mean just objectively though who doesnโt want to be the target of affection and care? Itโs just that younger zoomers are behind so they donโt outgrow it
>>33367356If you had a wife you'd hope she'd act that way around stranger men though. It's good that women avoid weird men.
>>33367189You... what? lmao
>>33367240Why do you regret it? I tried the classic rockstar once and kind hated it ngl
>>33367244Thoughts on the white peach redbull? I think it's my new favorite
>>33367345Well you'd be the exception. Most people find attractive people attractive and ugly people ugly.
>>33367345>This is hard to believe. You probably have some young hot manic pixie dream girl idea of weirdness. I like the idea of the mpdg but I kinda accepted that I AM the manic pixie (nobody's dream) boy
>Or do you like chubby 40-year old horse girls?40 years old would be a bit high for me, but if she's otherwise amazing I'd give it a shot. Also horse girls feel pretty normal to me, not very weird
>>33367340>>33367319For guys, video games seems like a particularly social experience. Even for single player games, they come together to talk about it. Women seem to watch more TV. Women seem to like to talk about people (ie gossip) whereas men are more interested in skills-based things.
Personally, I don't find it particularly relaxing to do skills-based things like video games. If I want to use the skills part of my brain I generally prefer it to be something that is creative like crochet or art. So the video games I do play are a bit more mindless/social like Animal Crossing, yeah. The story driven games you mention still are skills-based. You have to do the correct actions in order to progress the story. I particularly hate games that involve any sort of platforming. I get so frustrated having to hit A at just the right time and falling over and over.
>>33367255>non carbonatedI didn't even know those existed. What brand??
>>33367340From my experience, they do.
Uncharted is shit btw.
>>33367355I just think they're immature and don't want the responsibility of taking care of themselves let alone someone else
>>33367368Lemme hit the A button for you.
Women, which do you prefer on your man, bow tie or necktie? Which looks more professional for work? Would you pick out ties for your man to help him look his best at work every day?
>>33367371imagine your name being Sloterdijk
>>33367368Thoughts on games that need fast reflexes and the ability to make split second decisions otherwise you lose all your progress and have to start the level over again
>>33367365>Why do you regret it?They fuck my stomach up pretty badly.
>>33367336Underneath that behavior is control issues. Her "making sure I'm taking care of myself" and deciding what is me "doing better" and "needing correction" is all her own judgement call. She believes that she knows what's best for me better than I do. Which, sure, sounds helpful for someone who is so deep in their own self destructive hole that they need anything they can get. But the danger here is once the guy gets a bit better and wants to decide how to live his own life, she may be resistant to the decisions he makes.
>>33367375necktie
bowties look like a clown costume to me
sure, I would help but I really donโt like formal wear on a man
>>33367375You managed to pick the two ugliest mainstream famous males for this image, wow lmao
Opinions on the most mainstream male fantasy
>>33367379Frustrate me so hard they make me cry unironically. I can enjoy games like that where losing repeatedly means close to nothing and is part of the game, like Fall Guys. But games like you describe are awful for me.
>>33367384and what would that be?
>>33367390Is Mario too frustrating for you?
>>33367375Jared Leto is so fucking ugly. I hate this hairstyle on men, he doesn't nearly have enough volume to pull off long hair.
>>33367374Yes, unironically. I enjoy story driven games 100% more when I'm watching my guy play them.
>>33367375I like bow ties but neckties are definitely more professional, I always understood it as bow ties being for parties and neckties for serious business. Hell I have never worked in a place where the men wore neckties for a regular day at the office but still. I would love to help pick them out yes.
>>33367322can you wish me luck :(
>>33367393Why what happen
>>33367384My most frequent fantasy is finding a woman who wants kids. I have a houseโshe wants to make it into a home, filled with the laughter of happy children. Nothing gets me harder than thought of having unprotected sex with the intention of making a baby. That is my strongest and deepest fantasy.
do women need a bugfix patch?
>>33367390If I was your boyfriend I'd buy you hotline Miami and force you to play it while watching you and suppressing laughter as you died over and over and cried
>>33367375Bow ties are for fun and ties are for business. Yes I enjoy picking out ties for my guy
>>33367384You mean what I think the most mainstream male fantasy is? FFM, double blowjob.
>>33367401Bow ties are also for architects and pediatriciansโarchitects, to keep the tie from flopping all over the drafting board, and pediatricians, because cranky little sick kids would love nothing more than to strangle you if they could grab your tie.
>>33367378Bet you wanna sloter on this dijk
>>33367406They haven't fixed the "ignore her and she'll want you more" exploit
>>33367413Genuinely fun fact, that makes sense.
>>33367395Some of them, yeah. I liked the Paper Mario series and the Rabbid games, since the majority of it is turn based and the platforming isn't particularly hard.
>>33367406>not very interesting >rude>hostile>sullen>withdrawn literally me
>>33367413>keep the tie from flopping all over the drafting boardYou know tie clips exist right
>>33367414sloter on THIS dijk
>>33367421>no mention of beauty
>>33367407thank you, you too
>>33367413If your tie is flopping around everywhere, you're doing it wrong. The architects I know are generally going tieless anyway.
>>33367419Oh Paper Mario is awesome. So you're fine with turn based games. Have you tried the Persona games?
>>33367406Why do you keep reposting this shit as if 4chins women were hot enough to be liked for their looks?
I'm ugly and rude and I know men will pretend to love anything in the world for pussy. It's not my fault, it's just the way men are, and they're very open about it so I've never expected more of them
>>33367425yeah thatโs the point, that beneath the beauty she is insufferable, so the beauty is wasted
>>33367413Doctors aren't supposed to wear ties at all.
Why am I so horny this is torture I want to fuck him
>>33367422Tie clips are for engineers.
>>33367424This town ain't big enough for two dijks
>>33367428what makes you say that :O
>>33367444let the bigger dijk win and the other be banished FOREVER
>>33367445i procrastinated fuck im acrually stupid i hate myself why the fuck did i do this to myself i have to get back to work
>>33367412Close, but the two girls should also be twins.
>>33367375Necktie for work/business.
Bow tie for everything else.
>>33367428What did you do
Women, are you going to use this new technology on the right that's specifically made for you?
>>33367433>Why do you keep repostingI'm doing what now?
>also reeeeeeeeeeekek, worth it
>>33367452nah, sounds dumb
>>33367452>two furbait options
>>33367449>should be twinsWith heterochromia.
>>33367296Ikr it sucks
>>33367298I suppose so
>>33367306Texting level up
>>33367304Hope she doesn't ghost ): I don't think she would do that though
>when you find another galLol never. I'll accept being alone if this doesn't work out
>>33367323>telegraphing that you feel like she has the upper hand hereShe does though, she said I need to prove myself to her
>one particular timeShe will flake or change the plan lol
>please leave more time between your questions than TWO HOURS. That is extremely overwhelming.OK will do, but she used to get pissed at me for not replying quickly or messaging her enough, saying I seemed "off" or distant or whatever, so I feel like I need to always need to be switched on
>>33367452>elon unironically named him chadthat is FUNNY
>>33367452Male, but I tried Ani and she was such a tease it pissed me off.
>>33367447How big's your dijk
>>33367448i just did that earlier, what a coincidence
also i hope you succeed in whatever thing you're procrastinating
>>33367334>shes not interested you pathetic fagseems like it ;_; guess I should just try to chillout and give it a few days
it's just a 180 from how she was before, maybe I truly icked her or whatever or she saw the real me and doesn't like me anymore
>>33367431Is Persona a jrpg? I generally am not a fan of the complexity. I used to play more turn-based games but I've been a bit burned out. My most played games right now are solitaire on my phone and cribbage irl lol
>>33367463actually I donโt have one at all, so you win
good bye, I hope you enjoy your sweet victory
>>33367384The most mainstream male fantasy is stacy, you aren't special kek
>>33367467I'm flattered. I'd make passionate love to you too.
>>33367438>when ovulation hits
>>33367452Chad is not a fluffy haired anime boy in a black-out suit.
I have a playlist and the name is just the slide emoji
>>33367460>She does though, she said I need to prove myself to her>She will flake or change the plan lol>she used to get pissed at me for not replying quickly or messaging her enough, saying I seemed "off" or distant or whateverNigga why are you humiliating yourself for someone like that?
>>33367472Das rite. Men win once again.
>>33367479cool what songs are on it
>>33367481*starts sobbing uncontrollably*
>>33367470>she saw the real meHopefully
>>33367479Does it mean something or
>>33367014Reminds me of moid orbs I downloaded and will not be sharing.
>>33367384It's definitely FFM, because
>>33367405 isn't a fantasy or a fetish, it's literally millions of years of biological programming and is much more achievable.
>>33367475Sure you would
>>33367476Iโm not even ovulating this is terrifying
>>33367483Bet you want one don't you
They're so cool
>>33367460>>telegraphing that you feel like she has the upper hand here>She does though, she said I need to prove myself to herAnd you like this?
>>one particular time>She will flake or change the plan lolThen she either isn't into you or she literally doesn't have the time or respect to be a girlfriend.
>>please leave more time between your questions than TWO HOURS. That is extremely overwhelming.>OK will do, but she used to get pissed at me for not replying quickly or messaging her enough, saying I seemed "off" or distant or whatever, so I feel like I need to always need to be switched onSounds exhausting. And you like this?
Are you two actually dating? How long have you been talking to each other? How many times have you seen each other IRL? Have you been physical?
>>33367471It is but I don't think it's a particularly difficult one. People really love the stories and characters of those games. Persona 5 is probably my favorite video game ever, and it's one I'd recommend to people because a lot of people who don't always like RPGs like this one. Specifically the Persona 5 Royal edition that adds some extra content and quality of life improvements. I've played through it so many times. I bet you would enjoy it.
Why do I hate being horny
>>33367433NTA but I have seen plenty of prettx femanons.
>>33367490Then he's flirting with your astral body
>>33367495Inability to properly scratch the itch.
>>33367368>particularly hate games that involve any sort of platforming. I get so frustrated having to hit A at just the right time and falling over and overSkill issue jk
You'd hate Geometry Dash
>don't find it particularly relaxing to do skills-based things like video gamesYeah that's totally understandable
It's definitely nice to sit back sometimes and play a more chill game
Personally my favourite games are brutally difficult platformers etc. else I just zone out too much, ADHD thing maybe. Also I think I'm a masochist kek, I like the game kicking my ass and taking 50 tries to get past something, makes it feel like I earned the win
>>33367319>why do so few girls want to buy a PS5, and play an RPG or a game like Death Stranding or Uncharted?A lot of them do though...
>>33367384how I want to spend my weekends this summer
>>33367498> pretax femanonsOh, no, you have to pay taxes on femanons now? How much is the femanon tax?
>>33367494Eh, maybe I'll try it out when I have more time/energy on my hands. Or watch some streams to get a sense of the gameplay.
>>33367490I so so would. I'd take you and make you mine.
>>33367390Are you this way with other things too, like cooking or work...?
>>33367501You like Donkey Kong?
>>33367471It's an jrpg, but keep in mind that you'll probably spend more time hanging around with your friends, doing stuff in the city and watching scenes than actually fighting. If you want something more combat oriented, check Shin Megami Tensei.
>>33367503Base of 12%, an extra 1.3% for every cup size above A
>>33367484itโs a catchall for songs that I want to keep but that donโt really go in any other playlist
some examples
>mori no chiisana, aoi teshima>khatachurian: masquerade I. waltz>down by the water, PJ harvey>shake it to the max, MOLIY
>>33367507nta but I think Donkey Kong Country is the best platformer ever made. the levels are so well made
>>33367504It definitely does require a big time commitment as it's a very long game. But I find the time very rewarding. And like this person says
>>33367508 it's a really unique mixture of JRPG dungeon crawling, and life sim elements where you spend time with your friends and deepen your relationships. It all clicks so perfectly.
>>33367323>you're not convinced that she's interestedI mean I'm not lol. She was very at first when we were dating but not anymore, it is what it is
>Invite her to somewhere specific at one particular timeI don't trust myself to be able to remember/get there on time I'm terribly disorganised, all of our dates/meets so far have been impromptu and I just go to hers then we do something, but maybe I just need to git gud and see if she can be bothered also
Male anons would getting a boyfriend fix me?
>>33367486no, I just did not know what to name it but yesterday I was looking for it and I had to scroll all the way back to the slide emoji to find it with the search bar and that was a bit annoying
Women would you like a man to run to for comfort when you're crying?
>>33367479added one to my playlist name because of this
>>33367492n-no
I CAN PLAY WTH ONE TOO IF I WANNA
>>33367517Probably not desu.
>>33367517I've seen your boobs and I want to put my cock between them.
>>33367518Name it something then. Like fat nigga playlist or literally anything else.
>>33367520I feel very honored
>>33367370Personally I like Uncharted but I do think that every Naughty Dog game series is less fun than the previous
>>33367357what am I thinking about?
>>33367517That won't fix your bipolar.
>>33367526yeah but I kinda like it that way now
I will simply learn to deal with it
>>33367287No they're not. There's certain things they can be selfish about like sex, but in general I think men are self sacrificial and outward focused by nature. It's why settings like Warhammer 40k, and Helldivers are so popular. Men fantasize about commiting themselves to greater causes and sacrificing for something higher than ourselves. The same thing applies to marriage and family. I know tons of men that fantasize about having a family and when they do it's not "lmao I get to pound free pussy every night." It's "I want to come home and be able to hug my wife and raise my kids and have my life mean something because I've taken on the role of being a father." And when they talk about being a father it's about sacrifice and responsibility. The men that don't have families right now are still doing things like labouring for games they love, or hobbies they love, or work they love. In general men value the things they're committed to way more than personal profit which is why so many men "waste time" doing unpaid labour for the things they love.
Women on the other hand with the exception of like one work client I have, are basically always inward focused. Even when they're thinking of others it's in reflection to themselves. They think about being polite because they don't want to be seen as being unpolite. They think about social issues because they want to be seen championing those issues. They take up hobbies like putting on accessories. It's always, always, always self focused. Whenever I hear women fantasize it's about other people sacrificing for them, and them doing things like traveling, possessing things, etc.
I genuinely think it takes the pain and experience of motherhood to make a woman care about anyone but themselves.
>Doomswiping through Hinge
>Finally find a girl who lives in my town and start looking through her pictures
>Bespectacled
>Bad haircut with greasy hair
>Hobby listed as video games, with Sonic being her favorite
>Picture of her with a Sonic badge attached to her clothes
>Her answer to the "How my friends see me" prompt is a picture Shadow the Hedgehog
There's a fucking female Chris-chan living right by me, and I'm only a couple hours out from Ruckersville as well. It was so fucking surreal. I'm kicking myself for not taking screenshots because I was stupidly worried about privacy.
>>33367521It's not a toy hon you can't just play with it. Dijks can be quite dangerous you know.
>>33367528I tried playing Jak and Daxter but the inverted camera made me want to kill myself so I stopped.
>>33367517Try to look at things objectively. Do you think men ITT would be fixed by getting a gf?
Do you think a lack of a significant other is a symptom, or the actual problem? Why?
>>33367536but I like to play with dangerous thingies
Women, what would it take to get you on a summer picnic date? What kinds of foods belong in the picnic basket? Cheese? Fruit? What drink goes well with a summer picnic? Lemonade? Wine? What else should we bring? Bread to feed the ducks together?
>>33367529Me because I'm thinking of you duh
>>33367535You should hook her up with Christine.
>>33367517Yes, become my gf and so we fix each other.
>>33367517There's only one way to find outโtry! Get a bf and let him fix you. If that doesn't work, maybe your bf is defective, so get a new bf and let him fix you. Keep on going until you're fixed.
I'm going to get pizza for dinner.
Gimme your fav toppings combo.
No pineapple, obviously.
Is it just me or do we have more lyricposters around lately?
>>33367501>Skill issue jk100%!
>Personally my favourite games are brutally difficult platformers etc. else I just zone out too much, ADHD thing maybe.Sounds like my bf, yeah. Then we've got my flavor of ADHD that makes it hard to stay engaged in that sort of thing.
>>33367508Honestly I haven't played games in so long I don't even know what I want out of them anymore. Story-social games don't seem to hold my attention. I think aesthetics are important to me too. Maybe that's part of why I've never been drawn to Persona.
Do you have any recommendations for non-timed puzzle games? I was enjoying this one switch game called Railbound. I have to get trains successfully to their destination by building a track for them. I also loved Strange Horticulture, but I'm not entirely sure how to describe that game. Spirit Farer and Pikmin also appealed to me. I put a solid amount of hours in the former particularly
I've flitted around some of those phone puzzle games like where you pour layered water around different test tubes until you match all the colors together. Those held my attention for a while.
Cooking Mama was a blast on the 3DS, I loved the physical aspect of slicing etc. The Switch one I didn't like as much since it's mostly button quick time events. The phone version has the touch screen aspect but it's overwhelming with the gatcha-aesthetic with the flashing lights etc.
>>33367541Are you the guy who asked about cheese, wine a d driee figs yesterday?
i just have to calm down i jsut have ot calm down i can do this fuck
>>33367270NAG. Consider what brains invented, made possible, and propagates this information.
>>33367484What the hell lol
>>33367480I think her criticisms were pretty valid and fair desu
Also I'm kind of a doormat and don't want anyone else
>>33367493>you like thisIt's not ideal but it's life innit
She still treats me better than other girls I've dated
>she literally doesn't have the time or respect to be a girlfriendShe just has a busy social/family life and is a bit ditzy, I don't think there's any malice
>Sounds exhaustingLife is exhausting
It's good to be challenged though
>Are you two actually datingWe were but she dumped me and said I need to prove myself to her and she might give me another chance
>How long have you been talking to each other?Idk like 2-3 months now I think
>How many times have you seen each other IRL?We were hanging out like every day for hours for the first 2-3 weeks (basically all of my time outside of work I spent with her)
>Have you been physical?Yeah, not sex but other stuff
>>33367552Yes, it's a subtle plea for help planning a picnic.
>>33367262Are you talking about my mom?
>>33367540But do you have any idea HOW dangerous they are. They're hard and violent and can shoot stuff that'll make you disabled for 9 months.
>>33367507Yeah Donkey Kong games are great platformers, I agree with other anon that DKC is the best one (that I've played at least)
>>33367547Pineapple is good on pizza, people hating it are stoopid.
>>33367541I think the idea is mostly that you bring foods that don't make a messy, don't take further preparation and all around aren't a hassle to eat. So (fruit) salads you prepared in advance or bought premade, for example. Fruits in general. Cheese and a baguette or something, bread you can tear that is sturdy. I would just bring a mix of things, some sweet some savory. If it's hot definitely bring cold (soft) drinks. Alcohol depends on the time and whether the person you're going with usually enjoys that - a lot of people easily get sleepy drinking out in the sun, even if it's just a bit.
Bring oats or sweetcorn for the ducks if you can, bread really messes them up inside.
>>33367557Your wine & cheese obsession is really fucking weird.
>>33367160Sounds good. Except it's Tuesday.
Girls, do you wish the average female swimsuit wasn't so revealing?
>>33367533>Warhammer 40k>Greater causesI love the 40k universe but part of the appeal is that it's fucked up, really a watching-a-train-wreck energy.
My experience with other women has been pretty deep in the codependent martyr-complex territory, so I've had a bit of a different experience. But I guess I've also been resistant to/excluded from traditional "girly-girl" circles.
>>33367550nta but The Talos Principle is a great puzzle game. You could also play the Zero Escape series, which is a visual novel with really engaging puzzles. The story is mostly good (I didn't like the final game's wrap-up of the story but the first two were amazing, personal GotY's). Some of them are actually challenging, but not like Professor Layton tier bullshit.
>>33367548It's all in a life, all in a life for me
90% of it is just me
>>33367569I have wished for years there were more bikinis that were more covered up (that also seems to be okay now) but I never had an issue finding a classic bathing suit that covered nicely. Though I am still holding out for swimming suits with trouser legs coming back in fashion. Shaving your bikini area is a lot of hassle and pain just to swim once if you're single.
>>33367553SITCHO ASS DOWN NIGGUH! QUIT CRYIN LIKE A LIL BITCH AND PULL YOSELF TOGETHA!!!
>>33367562https://youtu.be/OrYVbKPxVPE
feel like you might like this guy's remixes of dkc2's ost.
>>33367571I'll take a look. How about something more in the 2D realm too?
>>33367515Thank you for the details!
Why has literally every British person I have ever met been named Keagan?
>>33367550I don't play many puzzle games. Talos Principle and The Witness are some of the best. If you have a way to play ds games, the Professor Layton ones are very good, speciallt the three first. I don't know if they can be called puzzle games, but the Ace Attorney saga (again, specially the three first) are also quite good.
There's also a game a bit more unknown that I'd recommend called The Sexy Brutale. Techincally is timed, but that's because the main gameplay loop is that you rewind the time and try to save people from getting murdered. It's not very hard, but the aesthetic and style are amazing, and I found the story and message surprisingly good.
>>33367547I usually order a vegetarian pizza and replace the vegetable I like least with bacon. People always find it funny but god damn I just like veggies and mushrooms and bacon
>>33367541I love picnics, so basically just a nice day, a comfy spot and someone I want to spend time with.
>apricots, grapes, peaches, precut melon, figs, strawberries, blueberries, raspberries >gruyere, Camembert, brie, maybe some soft goat cheese, scamorza>baguette, sourdough>olives, dried tomatoes>dried meat, like salami, bresaola, prosciutto or the like >dips like hummus or tzatziki >maybe carrots and cucumbers to dip>hazelnuts, pecans >cherry or rose hip jam>still water and something to get tipsy, maybe something for dessert, like moscato dโasti or vin santo
>>33367071M
I gave a girl I didn't have feelings for a chance once, thinking maybe I would grow to love her. I broke it off after one night together when I realised I was already plotting an escape.
I won't do it again.
>>33367390I was playing Fall Guys the other day lol
I usually make it to the final round but then all the sweats kill me >:[
>>33367419Rabbids is fun
Don't try to beat Rayman 1 on PSX if you don't like tough platformers lol
>>33367547ham, onions, garlic, chili, arugula
>>33367569i don't mind it. i only go to the beach with my bf/never alone and he says he prefers bikinis lol. i don't have a big preference personally so bikinis it is.
All atogans should play baba is you
>>33367582I'm a vegetarian who has never liked cheese and I fucking love pizza with lots of tomato sauce, onions and stuff like
>egg plant>zucchini>mushrooms>artichokeHappy to see a fellow similar person in the wild because people have always told me I got pizza wrong. It's not classic but it's really good...
>>33367582Why don't you just order that combo?
What exactly is a veggie pizza?
>>33367583Noted.
>>33367561lol, dw, I can handle it
Is it over if I can't talk about anything with girls or people in general. I seriously don't understand how people can "talk for hours" every day, it seems superhuman.
>>33367585>scamorzaHadn't even thought of that!
Figs and raspberries sound amazing.
>>33367564>Bring oats or sweetcorn for the ducks if you can, bread really messes them up inside.seconding this
>>33367578>2D realmHelltaker (free on steam and only a couple hours long)
Void Stranger (I haven't beaten this, but I enjoyed what I did play)
>>33367573What's your ideal bikini? Like the old two piece things from the 40's?
>>33367570When women self sacrifice as martyrs it's mostly selfish in my experience. They let you know they're martyrs constantly, they broadcast it to friends and family, they basically use it as a method of farming attention and as a power game. Men can just work on like a wiki or a mod project or a hundred other things and feel weird about being called out and praised for it.
Should I use him for sex?
>>33367591I hate puzzle games
>>33367538Think it just takes getting used to, on emulator you must be able to invert the right joystick though I would imagine?
>>33367599oh yes
but fresh at the end, not heated, thats gross
>>33367598it gets easily forgotten but itโs so yummy, I love the smoky flavor
Guys I can't stop thinking about
>her
Guys who are sex havers.
Do women's pussies actually get worn out?
>>33367608Nvm then baba is not you
>>33367609I got it on PS4.
>>33367597No... Social skills are also skills and if you're rusty as fuck then you have no stamina, no nothing.
People have more to talk about as long as they are willing to keep sharing indefinitely. My best friend in high school and I would happily spend four hours a day on the phone, which baffled my mom as we would see each other in class every day. But once you reach the stage where even
>I saw a really interesting movie, now let me take twenty minutes to describe the whole plot and everything it made me feel>so what did YOU dream last nightand endless hypothetical questions, you can go on and on and on really.
It is as simple as finding everything the other person has to say interesting and wanting to know their opinion on everything. Of course this is extreme, most people aren't teenage BFF's in this regard, but it might give you an idea of how subjective "something to talk about" really is.
>>33367594They all say that but when they're staring down the beast they suddenly freeze up
>>33367516>but maybe I just need to git gud and see if she can be bothered alsoSounds like a good thing to attempt. I'm a little confused about how you seem so desperate for her approval yet you don't seem to care enough to actually show up to dates yourself. Did you do something to her to put yourself in this "You need to prove yourself to me" box?
>>33367556>She still treats me better than other girls I've dated>She just has a busy social/family life and is a bit ditzy, I don't think there's any maliceDisrespect doesn't have to come from an intentional space. Being inconsiderate means that she is not considering you, and she isn't considering you because she doesn't have the time nor mental capacity
>Idk like 2-3 months now I think>We were hanging out like every day for hours for the first 2-3 weeks (basically all of my time outside of work I spent with her)Did you say that you were dating and now you are not? How long was the dating portion and what was the conversation that means you are not dating now? Did you break up?
I'm not surprised that the two of you are petering out. The first portion of a relationship is generally excited and obsessive like that, yes, and then a transition usually happens around the 3 month mark (where you're at now) where it settles into something more sustainable. But if she isn't really interested in a comfortable and sustainable relationship then that means she was only there for the exciting new-relationship-energy part. Sorry, man.
>Yeah, not sex but other stuffAre you talking about hugging and a peck on the lips or at the scale of making out and oral?
yes
md5: 9ad7752f22b516f6f5be1f139d48a43d
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>>33367606Only if you tie him up so he can't escape until you're done with him.
>>33367547>No pineapple, obviously.Well fuck you then. You don't deserve any pizza advice.
>>33367598This picture is weird. Why does it give me such unholy vibes.
>>33367600I actually have some in a glas at home.
>>33367621oh yeah? wanna bet on it?
>>33367606no, you shouldn't have sex before marriage
Women are like a tick under the ballsac
A distracting itch that becomes horrifying when you finally realize what they are
>>33367626Your advice could have not been worth it, unfortunately.
>>33367603Pretty much yeah. My main issue is a lot of stuff that looks cute (like the bikini top that's tied around your neck by hand or even worse, the bikini trunks tied at the hips) is incredibly flimsy and means you will be constantly adjusting and nervous that you show more than you want.
So my ideal was a boxer short tier bottom part and an upper part that looked as close to a bra as I could still get away with - firm straps, keeping everything in place even if you jump into the water. Every girl knows how it feels to stay under longer than is comfortable because you're trying to fix yourself before coming up for air...
>>33367611Yes that's ideal. You can buy them but from what I've seen it usually is the more athletic and expensive brands that feature it a lot. I'm hoping for a mainstream comeback some day.
>>33367545Spanish grandmas be like
>>33367550Cooking Mama is such fun lol
>>33367577One of the best vidya remixes ever lol <3 dat bassline...
>>33367384I watched the anime, it was cute but I wish she was a bit spookier
She was just a normie with fangs
>>33367605>Men can just work on like a wiki or a mod project or a hundred other things and feel weird about being called out and praised for it.I suppose that's true that the codependent women I know are generally doing it in social relationship contexts. The closest comparison I can see to that effort would be fanfiction ig.
whenever we haven't had sex for 5-6 days and then have sex it always feels better and he also often afterwards indirectly tells me it felt tight. so is it ideal to only have sex once a week?
>>33367580I had a teacher called Keegan, she was so hot
>>33367567It's the beginning of my days off and I had a long week of overtime
This is my friday
>>33367519I like being alone when I cry
>>33367632Lady, I'm telling you, you CANNOT handle this meat. Can you even take anything bigger than a tampon.
>>33367605Anon most informal caretakers are women, most aging/sick people dependent on their relatives rely on women. You just only register the vocal women as women that sacrifice in the first place, the women that are humble you don't realize put in work for others.
>>33367643Do kegels, retard
>>33367637Just buy the swimsuit you want. From what I saw finding that picture, they're not expensive.
>>33367606Why would you do that ;_;
>>33367618Idk man inverted camera was typical for PS2-era platformers
I'm gonna have to put this down to a skill issue
>>33367569No, I like it. You can get swimsuits that are less revealing
>>33367650sir, I am telling you, donโt underestimate me
a babies head can come out of there
>>33367648Don't let the sun catch you crying
>>33367569nah, you can buy whatever you are comfortable with
>>33367646Then might as well indulge. I don't know the game you were talking about but plum wine on a summer evening sounds nice.
>>33367643But do YOU enjoy sex more after not having had it for a week? If so, yeah, apparently it works for you. If not, no.
>>33367623>don't seem to care enough to actually show up to dates yourselfI do care I'm just bad at being on time for things in general
I was always late to school, frequently late to work etc. I just suck at it
Anyway sorry I will hop on PC soon and reply properly, need to do a couple things
How do I get a gf? Here are some of the responses I received when I told someone I like them/while courting:
>"You're moving a bit too fast"
>"You're a good person but I'm not ready for a relationship"
>"I have too many red flags"
>"I have a boyfriend"
>"You should date other people first"
This is bad why do I always embarrass myself
>>33367664i just said i think it feels better. try reading anon.
>>33367669*sigh* What'd you do this time?
I don't know if there's anything more aesthetically pleasing than the shape and curvature of a woman's hips waist and torso. It's crazy how women are works of art sculpted by the gods and we're big ugly utilitarian machines designed to kill each other and do labour as efficiently as possible.
>>33367668What are you supposed to do? Pretend that it doesn't affect you so you don't scare potential future partners and keep trying. It's bullshit, but the only thing that apparently works.
>>33367656>>33367661Yeah but the other girls will make fun of you and call you "Diaper Girl" if you don't wear thongs.
>>33367672Just trying to make sure you were also not talking for him when saying it felt better. But yeah anticipation matters and most people don't have a high enough libido to fuck all the time and still have that anticipation high.
>>33367668You are a mid who goes for stacies only
>>33367581Another vote for Talos Principle! Alright I'd better start writing down the games y'all are telling me. The Sexy Brutale does look very pretty aesthetically, I do like that.
>>33367587Noted on Rayman! I think I remember watching my brother play that one.
>>33367506Sometimes yes, unfortunately :( I'm working on it.
>>33367638Cooking Mama is an EXCELLENT game.
>>33367591Oh, I forgot about this one! It did sound appealing! I should give it another look!
>>33367659Oh yeah, can a baby's head do THIS?
*Impregnates you with a single thrust*
>>33367668it's not you bro, all those women are on the sleep around and waiting to marry chad plan. it doesn't work but every single woman still thinks its somehow going to work for her
>>33367678ngl that makes sense
>>33367669Because you're silly
>>33367682I guess not *babytraps you*
>>33367653>woman whose bf cums in under 2 minutes every time has to do more kegelsI see you aren't very bright.
my weakness is premature ejaculation
>>33367686If you are both on the same page with this and happy to have a little less sex if this means it's more intense, you can also make a mutual game out of the teasing and denial to deliberately create a bigger build up for the session still. Really fun.
>>33367689Wow oh noooo haha I guess we'll have to get married and raise a big happy family together isn't that just awful haha
>>33367651Yeah I am thinking about that statistic about men being much more likely to divorce if their wife developed a long-term/terminal medical condition, versus women sticking it out to caretake their husbands.
Iโm so horny my stomach hurts
>>33367694ah shiiiit ah fuuuuck how could this be happening awww noooo
uh why are you all roleplaying rn?
>>33367697Just jill off and be done with it
>>33367699is fun, you should try it
>>33367702It didnโt help
>>33367698Yeah we'll pick charming little rings and have a cute wedding in a picturesque location wouldn't that be awful
>>33367023>only men replied
gonna make some potaters and chickem now
>>33367709Post it later, just ordered my pizza and will pick it up in like 15 mins.
>>33367707yeah haha - just awful
>>33367699Why aren't you?
gender
which window is superior
>vertical
>horizontal
Anticipation has a habit to set you up
>>33367681Have you played Return of the Obra Dinn?
https://youtu.be/ILolesm8kFY
>>33367710uh nice, your pizza posting and the picnic posting did make me hungry
>>33367716f
obviously vertical
>>33367716F, I think right option looks better and left is most practical.
>>33367708I donโt know my mbti and I am not about to find out
>>33367716Casements open wider but double-hungs are needed if you want a window unit AC.
>>33367712Yeah and you'll have a nice dress too and we'll slow dance. What kind of dress would you wear to this terrible wedding
>>33367708This implies that men are more likely to be mentally ill
>>33367082I also find that hot.
>>33367720I will take a pic to make you even more hungry.
>>33367082No, basic stuff. Not even my thing but definitely not a red flag either.
>>33367725I mean, if I had to, Iโd pick something that makes me feel like a flower fairy
what about you? maybe a nice outfit would make it a tiny bit less dreadful
>>33367728mega rude behavior but do it anyways
what toppings have you decided on?
My cat is so annoying
>tries to get off his cat bed on my desk
>i put him on the floor
>he jumps on my desk and knocks over everything trying to get back on his cat bed
>i put him on the cat bed
>tries to get off his cat bed
>i put him on the floor
>he jumps on my desk and knocks over everything trying to get back on his cat bed
>i put him on the cat bed
WHY
>>33367023F, mediator, married neet
>>33367692hmm i agree, it's just that he tends to take teasing as rejection basically and gets sad. or i'm bad at teasing lol.
>>33367123Not at all, only if he won't take no for an answer. If anything cold approaching takes guts.
Okay WTF is really the deal with the modern internet and cuck shit?? Are there really THAT many cucks or is it just like a ritual troll on this website?
The BBC shit is especially baffling to me, like- just why??
>>33367023M
ENTJ
grad student
>>33367727What's hot about it to you?
>>33367734go play with him
>fat girl
>posts a bikini pic on tinder
So she wants fatty fetishists? Why would you show off that fat stomach? And she has "looking for something serious" in her bio, lol.
You're a dumb bitch, Callie.
>>33367734or you could just put the cat bed somewhere where he can come and go without knocking stuff over
wild idea
>>33367739It's a troll that's attracted genuine people
>>33367736It's something to figure out, in young men enjoying playing around is often at odds with them being very easily sexually frustrated. But I think it could also be different if you flat out agreed that you would only have sex on X day and were allowed to work each other up for that... In that case he would know in advance he's not getting it right away so that might make it easier not to feel disappointed either.
>>33367733That'll be a surprise!
I got a hot one though, so I'm not sure I will add jalapenos on top.
>>33367739idk where you troll around but I rarely see it outside if YOU BRINGING IT UP ITT
so it sounds more like a you problem
>>33367743>Why would you show off that fat stomach?Probably because she'd rather have every guy put off swipe left on her than have a guy underestimate her weight and be turned off during an intimate moment. It's a way to make sure you only end up talking to guys okay with your actual body.
>>33367750well now I am jealous and will season ma chickem extra spicy to stick it to yo
How do girls learn to suck dick?
>>33367739I've met two confirmed cucks irl and I don't meet many people
>At friend house to try out their new VR set
>Get left alone with just a girl wearing the headset who can't see
>Get aroused by this
Well I have a new interest apparently.
>>33367754Looking forward to hot shits posts!
It's so humid here, I don't want to sweat any more than necessary. Just took a bath.
>>33367732What's a flower fairy dress, I'm thinking unconventional colors or is it just traditional white?
Nice tuxedo, white tie. I'm going full fancy for this
>>33367757there is nothing to learn about it
you just put your hands and mouth on it and have fun playing around
>>33367739It's definitely a troll thing too, cuck is just a new way for guys to call each other pussywhipped/beta/faggy or otherwise not a proud masculine man or whatever.
I don't think cucking is that rare either though, simply because it plays on such a huge taboo (sexual rejection and infidelity as a turn on) and taboos tend to get people's imagination running.
>BBC shitIronically I feel the anons talking about this most are the ones really afraid of women secretly all lusting after huge dicks and black guys... Not people legitimately into interracial porn (which most wouldn't speak up about on here, either).
>>33367757Not with you I guess
>>33367761did you just call my chicken shit??
maybe you need one of those palm leaves to fan yourself
only 108 days until halloween. What do i wear to the frats?
>>33367757I tried to learn it from internet guides, was okay.
You learn by doing though. Even if you only have one partner in life, you will still get better as long as you want to and play close attention to his reactions, try out diferent things and note the different responses and so on. It's not rocket science let's be real...
>>33367757Practice makes perfect
>>33367746But it's just so weird, so these are like.. severe masochist guys then? Like whdn they see a girl they like and then immediately spout off about that?
>>33367651Most "caretakers" I know are either doing it professionally collecting checks from the government or a caretaking service or they're using it to get out of other work.
Whenever I've seen a woman taking care of a family member they use it as an excuse to not do anything else. They make taking care of the person their entire life, or at least make it look like it as a way to get sympathy and avoid work. In fact they'll fucking actively work to keep the person from getting better or shelter them from growth to keep them infirmed and in need of care so that they don't actually have to work.
>>33367776Idk go ask them. 90% of the time it's a meme
>>33367772No, I was implying you will have hot shits if you make your food too spicy. lol
>>33367773Wear something sexy, it will signal to Chad that you are ready to get fucked.
>>33367773French maid uniform, a classic.
>>33367758Man..
How do they look, like what's their personality?
>>33367743I knew a chubby MILF Called Callie who was hott
Girls, what would you do if your boyfriend texted you and said he's horny at work?
>>33367776>severe masochist guys thenNTA but I love reading about (especially weirder) sexual experiences online and have read plenty of cuck accounts. It is basically the final stage of enjoying being submissive in a mean setting, like a sub that gets ignored, degraded, used.
This is quite a common turn on for women, like for a guy to not even take his eyes off his video game while you blow him.
It is less common for men but submissive men absolutely exist and some of them like this - they want to be spat on, stepped on, used for pleasure, whatever. The final stage of that "line of thinking" is, what if she doesn't even use me anymore, she literally has no use left for me? I can only witness how she chooses someone else over me? It is the furthest you can go in a certain submissive direction. And yeah that turns people on. Which BTW does not mean they have no mixed feelings about it or are never jealous... just that it also really turns them on.
>>33367789Tease him with pictures/texts, I love frustration. Whether he ends up shamefully jerking off in the work toilet or being frustrated all day, I'll like it.
>>33367768It just seems like incredibly depressing to me..
>>33367753People can see she's fat with clothed pics already. Why add the bikini pic if you want something serious?
>>33367791>This is quite a common turn on for women, like for a guy to not even take his eyes off his video game while you blow him.Girls, is this true?
>>33367796What if he just turns off notifications?
>>33367798I think most people feel that way but see
>>33367791, as someone who's not at all submissive it also seems depressing to me how many women want to get fucked by a guy who calls them a whore or a slut. The thing is it's not depressing to them, the way I assume it feels, is only assumed that way because I don't personally like it. A lot of kinks don't sound good if you don't "feel it". Hell I think even the concept of making out with a lot of tongue is gross to a lot of people to think about and they still enjoy doing it. It just doesn't always make sense what feels good.
>>33367796If you did that to me you'd get it good and hard as soon as I step through the door.
>>33367801Then I still tried all I could and there's no shame in that.
>>33367796What if he responds with something along the lines of "keep it up and you'll be in for a rough time tonight"
>>33367799Bro she wouldn't be fat if she wasn't also retarded.
>>33367791As someone's never had or understood those kind of mean-spirited female fantasies either, it's just..dang
>>33367762you know, something that looks like straight out of a fairy tale and is totally over the top for absolutely no ret
what flavor cake would you want?
>>33367781oh, opps aha yeahhhh
>>33367799>People can see she's fat with clothed pics already.Mostly agree, but don't underestimate that guys can be a little clueless about women's bodies especially when young and inexperienced (I don't know how old this girl is or how old she's trying to date). E.g. I have personally talked to many guys (mostly online but not even all) that did not quite realize irl huge breasts tend to hang down, are not likely to be "perky" in the way small boobs can be very much suspended in mid-air. A guy can realize she's fat and still be caught off guard by her fat distribution, cellulite, loose skin, whatever.
And from her side, bigger people usually have a hard time judging just how much their weight is or isn't apparent from looking at them clothed so in any case it is probably a fears of her, realsitic or not.
>Why add the bikini pic if you want something serious? I feel bikini pics have long become mainstream enough that a woman wouldn't be ruled "not wife material" by most for being willing to share those online. Though I have never seen a lot of female dating profiles so I'm not sure. Still I can think of no other reason than that she either has had the experience or she has the fear a guy will expect something other than he will get.
>>33367807That's the goal, the teasing goes in all directions ideally.
>>33367811Very cute
I think for this something light like vanilla or coconut would be fitting but it has to be an over the top multi layered cake as well
>>33367814Did you hit t instead of the autofill at the top
>>33367811M
I want to take a girl out in dresses like that
>>33367800No
>>33367802I get you. I'll never not be convinced that you have to have a bit of real damage to think like that, for either gender- and not even just trauma either, physically like maybe getting hit somewhere on their developing brains as babies. It's just too unnatural..
>>33367821>vanilla or coconutexcellent but can we pair it with something slightly acidic to make it fresh, like vanilla raspberry?
>Did you hit t instead of the autofill at the tophonestly I have no idea what happened but probably something like this
>>33367822cute, but where would you even go in an outfit like that?
>>33367817why are you defending some fatty slut from tinder kek
>>33367023M
INTP
Current NEET. Job searching for 6 months now
>>33367810I mean I do feel you but I guess it just boils down that you are trying to rationally understand something that is at most rationalized - people like it because it feels good for them.
I am not into playing submissive but I can enjoy some stuff plenty of people would find gross (snowballing comes to mind) and if they'd ask me if I don't find it gross, it would be like... yes, but in a good way? Like nice and dirty? Or, in everyday life I am (and used to be much more still) a fairly self-conscious person, but I loooove someone making me feel flustered and a little embarrassed in bed. I guess especially because it is the one setting where I can feel both - I feel shame and I feel accepted and cherished simultaneously. I think it's like that for a lot of people. Like the bad feeling being incorporated in their bliss feels like they have won out over their (in this case) shame?
Similarly many people have a "good pain" category in sex... It is generally a space where a lot of feelings or themes that are not usually positive, are suddenly enjoyed still.
>>33367828You were the one asking insight on why she would have done this, I can imagine why and am saying it, that's all.
>>33367826Sure I love raspberry. Or we could do lemon
>Where would you even goRoyal ball duh
>>33367826>but where would you even go in an outfit like that?uhh, shit. Time to learn ballroom dancing and become rich enough to go to the opera multiple times a season
>>33367836lemon coconut or vanilla sounds great too, maybe we can do each layer with different flavors
>royal ball oh gosh, that means I would have to learn to dance classic dances first
>>33367837or finding an abandoned castle and then running down the corridor
>>33367837Just find a pier and stare longingly at the horizon, waiting for the ship that'll bring your lover back to you.
Girls, do you like Ron Paul?
Dogs arenโt capable of love. At least not in the human sense. They arenโt even self aware
>>33367839>each layer with different flavorsVery fancy and very fitting
>dance classic dances firstSuch would only be befitting a princess
>>33367858duh
>>33367857I donโt know enough about him to have an opinion
Yall be doin too much! On god!
>>33367857Ron Paul is still alive?
>>33367860lol, maybe instead of a wedding we should turn it into a coronation
>>33367861>duhTell that to a dog nutter. They donโt get it
>>33367870everyone needs their cope
>>33367865Yes he is. He does a podcast every day. I'll be very sad when he dies.
Women whats your excuse for not having a man?
>>33367869It is a coronation in a sense, you're becoming the queen of my heart
State gender. Thought on tattoos?
Girls, how would you feel if your boyfriend told you he masturbated to your social media before you started dating?
>>33367876Massive milkies :O
>>33367491Mystical male D cups on a nonfat body.
>>33367876That much boob cannot be normal
>>33367857He's gonna be the very best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guLEUhIgRAI
>>33367876F, I don't love them but can overlook them, especially if they are easily covered, smaller and/or faded.
>>33367876M
Trashy and low class
>>33367875I kneel, my king. I guess that is a befitting conclusion, given this conversation started as a dick measuring contest :P
Is the rice on a teriyaki bowl supposed to be sweet?
>>33367878I would be very weirded out I think but then again I'm private enough that I never had social media in the first place so I'm probably an outlier. I think a lot also depends on what kind of content she posts. If she enjoys posting very sexy pics I'm sure on some level she was okay realizing some men will desire her based on it. It's different if it was just all family snapshots and you still managed to jerk off to it.
Someone could do the world a favor by surgically removing the voice box of every boomer.
>>33367887kinda, asian rice is often seasoned with sugar
>>33367891Wish women looked like this irl
>>33367876M
I fucking hate them. I would make it illegal for foids to ruin themselves with tattoos.
If girls this hot are single, who's actually getting together?
>>33367886Lol it's always funny where these things lead
>>33367876I'm glad my mom talked my out of wanting to get a tattoo when I was a young man. I have enough mistakes to feel embarrassed about as it is.
>>33367899but she did not say sheโs single, she was just dishing out generic you go girl drivel
>>33367899A girl like that is not single because she can't find anyone, she either wants to take a break from dating or prioritizes other stuff over investing in dating more seriously.
>>33367891If a woman bent over like this in front of me there is not a physical or theoretical force in the universe that could stop me from raping and impregnating her
>>33367900Indeed, thanks for playing sir
>>33367858Neither are you.
How do I convince girls not to get lip fillers and buccal fat removal and all the other hideous things they do to themselves?
>>33367891I wish one could have boobs like that whilst still having a tummy like that.
>>33367839>finding an abandoned castle and then running down the corridorFor some reason this post gave me the mental image of a woman in a ballroom dress trying to naruto run down a large hallway lmao
Also I'm in america where tf am I gonna find an abandoned castle?
>>33367911lol, that would be pretty based, I will put it on my bucket list
>where uh, on vacation in france?
>>33367907Thank you too mwah
>>33367791Women legitimately don't like men and those men sometimes don't muster enough copium to trick themselves into thinking that there's still a way for them to have some measure of succes with the opposite gender, and they slip into a strange thought loop where they're psyopping themselves to get turned on by rejection and humiliation.
Gee, I wonder what societal dynamics could've caused such a thing.
>>33367909You can't.
People live by their own rules.
>>33367908>t. mentally ill dogfag
Women are you satisfied with the shape of your boobies
>>33367924they were cute but unfortunately time and gravity made them a bit less cute
>>33367928I thought that was what bras were for
>>33367930yeah, unfortunately I hate wearing them at home and I am mostly at home
>watched a porn where a guy was punching the girl in the face and kicking her in the head and holding her eye open so he can piss directly into it.
>>33367933That shit rots your brain and is going to make depressed. If you can't quit porn, at least walk away from it for a bit until you no longer feel the need to be looking at increasingly weirder stuff.
>>33367933I was once paid by a woman to pee on a printout of the 19th amendment.
>>33367929For me, it's Sky-Freedom
>>33367863Bruh I barely do anything these days
>>33367623With my housemates rn so sorry for succinct reply
She did reply to me and apologise for not replying today and said she spent the day with a friend so that's cool
>Did you do something to her to put yourself in this "You need to prove yourself to me" box?I really fucked up and drank too much one night after a stressful work day and then was really late to hers when she wanted to celebrate something
The following day (or two days I don't remember) when I met her I was also pretty drunk and tired
>Did you break up?Yeah she broke up with me over text that evening
We'd been eating for a few weeks/couple of months altogether I think (idk the time in my head's fuzzy)
>making out and oralThis, kinda wish I hadn't though only to let her down after
Thanks for all your advice anyway. I will try to chill a bit on spamming her with texts but just make more effort all around for when we do actually meet and do stuff (I'm fine when I'm actually with her I think, it's just the inbetween and before dates)
>>33367933To be fair, women would rationalize this as some sort of therapy with a hot man that they willingly relinquish control to and then they insert some aftercare at the end to feel better about what they've subjected themselves to.
WELP turns out I'm a dumb bitch and ordered the wrong hot pizza!
Capers.
I really strongly dislike them, so I had to pick that crap out one by one.
Rest was fine though and the extra garlic was nice.
>>33367933And what was this marvelous video called?
>>33367948that looks very yummy, still jealous
my potatoes are about to be done too
>>33367948r/kitchincels would love this
>>33367933>2011>watching anything more extreme than Mayli's videos ISHYGDDT
Should i get a small penny-sized tattoo around a faded scar on my upper arm so i dont forget about it?
>>33367933I already told you to stop doing that shit and you didnโt. Now you are destined for hell
>>33367950>still jealousThen I at least achieved something today.
Enjoy your roots.
>>33367945it was a wad of twenties so probably a couple hundred bucks? She'd usually just give me some cash after we met up, it wasn't a prostitution thing though she just liked me and after we did whatever for the evening she'd usually give me a little money for my trouble.
>>33367954Yes this will attract bad boys do it immediately
>>33367961that is prostitution tho
but sounds fun
>>33367942Okay that got a real LOL from me
So retarded
When I finger her and she's quivering, do I keep going or slow down? She'll eventually tell me to stop if I keep going because she says it's too intense and her heart beats too hard. Trying to give an O because she's never had one.
thought he was the one until I realized he was just another stupid horny moid
he told me he loved me because I played with his hair lol
>>33367948that is WAY too much onion
SLIDE AWAY - AND GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT
MY TODAY - FELL IN FROM THE TOP
I DREAM OF YOU - AND ALL THE THINGS YOU SAY
I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE NOW?
>>33367963No you don't get it, like we just would hang out, get dinner, do whatever she wanted at her place, like a full date, the money was just kind of a gesture to help me out because I was poor at the time.
>>33367948this whole post is like designed to trigger my /ck/ autism
>>33367968Nah, I love onyo.
>>33367972Perfect.
>>33367519Would be nice to have that once in my life.
>>33367960uh huh
my humble girl dinner is ready too
>>33367968there is no such thing as too much onions
I never get asked to sign up for a store credit card at stores that are notorious for it. Am I chopped?
>>33367964Yeah she had some really elaborate anti-woman roleplays and shit she wanted back then, never anything physical like spanking or hitting her but really wild out of left field stuff like the 19th amendment thing. She's very successful and normal otherwise so I'm not sure where she got this from.
>>33367975Thatd better be cheese crust. Still, not enough fat
>>33367980>cheese crustwhat?
>not enough fatexcuse me? I put olive oil in the marinade for both the potatoes and the chicken
>>33367975Looks good, would consume, minus the carrots.
My favorite way of cooking carrots is stir frying it with eggs.
>mfw femanon says something i don't agree with
>>33367975I somehow had expected something entirely different, like a stew of sorts. I'll keep blaming it on the humidity...
But anyway, that looks like a nice combo, do you have some mayo or other dip for the potats?
I got some bruschetta with my pizza, but I think I'm saving it for tomorrow.
>>33367980Why do people here always have to be such autistic cunts when it comes to people posting food.
>>33367983eh, I was lazy and wanted some veggies
I like them raw, lol
but stir fried is nice too, never tried it with egg
how do you do them?
>>33367977No, I think somebody got so annoyed that they crashed out and sued or something. Cashiers barely talk to you nowadays. Probably traumatized by the dumb public.
>>33367986no, I like them without dip but I put extra tabasco on the chicken
>>33367984>.gifupdate your files, grandpa
>>33367990nta but webm is dogshit.
Why do men from 4cha respect women more than the average normie gymbro
>>33367988Hopefully someone in corporate retard land realized how annoying that is, GNC has talked themselves out of so many sales with me, like everything in the store is more expensive than it is on amazon, I'm here only to browse the selection, and they have the nerve to spend 20 minutes talking about their super mega bullshit club membership tiers? I'm trying to give you money for a product, why does it need to be like this?
>>33367989Do you eat your fries also without any dip?
How do i take pictures for a hinge profile when i have 0 pics of myself and have dogshit self confidence?
>>33367996most of the time, yeah
I do like garlic dip tho, so sometimes I do that
What are signs that a guy is simping for a woman?
Any woman from brazil here?
Girls, do you/would you hang out around the house in a tank top and panties? I like that look very much.
>>33367994Most of us here are exaggerating our woman hate either to troll or blow off steam because you're not allowed to criticize women anywhere else. Overwhelmingly the population of this site is middle class white kids raised to respect women and who have a mom and a dad.
>>33367966Generally keep doing (but not harder or faster, just become a broken record).
That said
>she says it's too intensedoes sound like she ends up getting overstimulated so just experiment with going both slower and touching lighter.
Speaking for myself like if 10 is pressing down hard af and 5 is medium pressure massage, I can stand up to 6 but down to like 2 gives me pleasure. Plus if it's so intense you can just barely take it, you kind of brace yourself because your body expects it'll get too intense, either in general or for brief moments, and that shit feels bad.
So yes I would try to get her to quiver with slower/lighter touches and then do not stop once she does.
Is it selfish of me to be happy that my workplace dosen't have an AC, because that way I get to bond with my coworkers while complaining about how hot the place is?
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>>33367987It's nothing fancy, but I really like the flavor combination.
You just cut the carrots into match stick sizes, or grate them if you're lazy. Stir fry them until they're to the texture of your liking, and then you add eggs and stir fry everything together.
It really is kind of just like adding carrots to scrambled eggs.
>>33368001i wish Brazilian women actually looked like this. Too bad they're all fat
https://youtu.be/Cwkej79U3ek?si=OmyywQxJmMJt27EB
>>33368002I do (and would), this is exactly the least amount of clothing I still feel comfortable in for lounging.
>>33368010That sounds excellent then.
>>33368000>cutting off the crust and folding it >pouring it over the sausage this is blasphemous
would still devour
>>33367990Thanks lil nigga
>>33367993i'll suck your clit
>>33368007I heard it was easy to have sex with beautiful women in Brazil, as long asyou can afford Mcdonald. Is it true?
>>33368005No. Double your social profits by both complaining about it and being the hero who brings everyone popsicles.
>>33367975How'd you get your wedges like that
>>33368018Does it have to be the ones made out of juice or can it be the cheap high glucose fructose ones?
>>33368007the international students from brazil certainly look like that
>>33367999Are you a not into dips in general?
I could never eat fries without some ketchup or preferably mayo.
orange chicken kinda fire ngl fr
I am so tired of everything right now.
>>33367994Cuz they're retarded
>>33368009Is this the 20yo girl equivalent of dadrock?
>>33368020I don't know if you have Festini pear where you have but that's the safest bet in my experience, just about everyone loves those.
Is it true that short women prefer tall men?
>>33368006that looks pretty yummy actually, might try it for breakfast tomorrow
>>33368019>preheat oven to 200c>cut potatoes into wedges (I leave the skin on because lazy) >toasted with herb salt and olive oil>put on baking sheet with parchment paper>put in oven for like 30min or until all the way done and crispy on the outsidevery simple
>>33368002Thatโs what Iโve been doing for a week now. Luckily I live private so I can go outside like this too
Exsqueeze me male anon, one lump or two?
>>33368000Why does that look kinda fucking nasty
>>33368030>equivalent of dadrockWhat does that even mean?
>>33368022I do like dips, I guess itโs a habit I picked up from my anorexia days, where I shunned any unnecessary calories, lol
>>33368032Depends, not a short girl myself but from the ones I've known it seemed pretty divided between girls that love their tiny-ness and want to max out the height gap and girls that resent not being taller and definitely don't want to feel incredibly short with their own bf.
>>33367542take your meds or touch grass
>>33368033Thanks I wanted to know how to get them crispy like that, I think I just bake them too little
>>33367623(Sorry for late reply am cooking rn!)
>she isn't considering you because she doesn't have the time nor mental capacityYeah, she has had other shit going on in her life with health problems and one of her childhood friends passed away a few days ago etc.
Really I'm being kinda selfish demanding her attention right now desu. I will just try to be there for her and keep it chill atm
>I'm killing my boy
Gender,
How did you react?
>>33368035I'd like to squeeze your two lumps if you know what I'm saying
>>33368051it takes a while, but itโs worth it imo
>>33368053I'm supposed to have seen this?
>>33368055no please dont i have a fibroadenoma and itll hurt :(
Why do mentally ill people make the best artists
Having a girlfriend is literally the best feeling in the world and its directly reddit's fault that you don't have ฮฟne.
>>33368041Oh, sorry for bringing it up. :(
>>33368053Need me a woman like Sypha
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Is this unironically the ideal way of life for men? They just stand around all day with their unemployed friends smoking weed and doing fun reckless things.
Girls, I'm 29. How young can I date without you thinking I'm evil?
>>33368061If I suck on em hard enough it'll come out
>>33368066no dw, I think Iโm over it now and try to eat somewhat healthy
>>33368063what did reddit do
>>33368073NOT HOW IT WORKS
Does my bf actually like me even if I'm not a super go-getter Type A girl boss who is involved in many organizations, has a huge social media presence, and has a big network, etc.?
He says it's okay and he generally speaks in a sour tone about the rich kids he grew up around, and he's not that type of person himself. But isn't that super attractive? Isn't this the ideal sort of woman?
I'm doing okay, I'm an accountant but I'm shy and anxious and prefer making art and going on long walks in my free time. I'm just not very outgoing although I do love people. I lack the natural charisma innate to some people. I never even played team sports as a child.
are these really the ฮฟnly options men have?
>>33368068Her accent makes me COOOOM
>>33368078Have you ever tried it
>>3336807122
>>33368062good art is often about authenticity, vulnerability, obsession and self reflection
people that have nothing wrong with them kinda have no real reason to even engage with these concepts on a deeper level in an attempt to fix whatever is out of order
>>33368083>MtF larpwhat does that mean
>>33368080There's always vidya.
>>33368079I'm debating on my head on whether or not this is a troll
>>33368080pretty much, yeah
>>33368083There's not even anything to signify this, anon.
I did consider being transmasc when I was an awkward teen girl though.
>>33368080Late 30s, yes. He'll be hitting the wall shortly and has less options.
>>33368093you can always be a wigger
>>33368062I think it's a mix, people with sensitive and less stable temperament are often more creative, less orthodox - but they also get mentally ill more easily.
A lot of artists also feel torn between the stability of a "normal" job and family life and making art seriously, which asks for a lot of self-centredness. So I wager among the artistic type the people who go all in on their art are also more often people that were less stable to begin with, willing to take more risk (or not even seeing the risks). Once someone is mentally ill, feelings like anxiety or depression are often creative fuel - it is not feeling fulfilled or even feeling depressed with the world around you, or your own inner landscape for that matter, which creates a lot of escapism and art. Happy people that feel comfortable where they are will have less of an itch to create, it is a common complaint from some artists that they have a harder time being productive when happy and settled..
>>33368071Not a woman but old dating formula is half your age plus 7. So in your case lowest is 22 but I think people nowadays will complain about that age gap
>>33368087I'm not a troll. It's pretty normal to be insecure that I'm not successful or outgoing enough, I think.
>>33368071Another vote for 22. 20/21 is suspicious to me and no teenagers.
>>33368080Single guys over 30 are single at that age for the same reason fat girls, single moms, and hookers are. You either get your match or don't.
Women if you love him, would you scratch his balls?
10 years of no boyfriend
Itโs over. I canโt do it
>>33368080There's a 4th secret option, but it angers people: 18-22 year olds
>>33368096NTA no fucking way am i dating a 17 year old
26 is okay i guess
>>33368079>Isn't this the ideal sort of woman?Not for him, apparently. Which is hardly surprising if he's nothing like that himself, either.
>>33368087obviously itโs a troll
itโs a maleanon trying to create a cotcha moment about how women can be shy, introverted, private and have an average job and men will scramble to tell her that thats perfect and she should not feel insecure about it
pretty sure itโs the anon that always whines about how unfair it that he can never be a girl
>>33368079Very few men want the "girl boss," and if this isn't bait, I'm surprised you haven't seen the massive amount of men's comments online about just how much they don't want that.
>>33368093Cringe, can't relate.
>>33368101You have to be 18yo to post here
>>33368101How does that work, 10 years?
>>33368097I don't know where or from whom you heard that that's the most attractive type of woman. I'm not entirely unconvinced that you just made it up to put yourself down. I'd rather date you than that boss bitch you described.
>>33368100I'd be too scared to do it too roughly.
>>33368102what about a 25 yฮฟ who can't drive a car and is a virgin because COVID stole her prime years?
>>33368086That's called single forever.
And it's not even true. There's not always vidya. Market forces are killing games. I can no longer play any of the games that I "bought" on the system that I bought them for.
>>33368105Yeah fuck this shit
>>33368079do you have any reason to think otherwise other than insecurity?
>>33367023m
ENTP
employed with a stay at home job
>>33368114Well, even if vidya dies, gaming won't die with it.
I'll go play solitaire with leaves if push comes to shove.
>>33368080If you're hot and have your life together you can date anyone you want
>>33368101How about we date
>>33368111NTA but it's a real thing, just a message brought to women by women and the message isn't explicitly that this is what men want, just that this is a great way to be/the smartest way to assert yourself in the world as a modern young woman.
>>33368101It's ok, you don't have to hide in the closet anymore.
>>3336811325 is prime enough
>>33368115yeah
imagine getting a rise out of making people waste their time trying to help
what a sad creature
>>33368112You can be rough with the skin. Just not the testicles themselves
>>3336812625 is divisible by 5
>>33368105That's exactly what it sounds like
>>33367995I guess it didn't.
When do you give up? When do you stop trying?
No babe, I won't "get a job", I'm a high test low inhib lion. Lionesses are supposed to be the ones who provide. I'll hold down the fort at home.
>>33368129What the fuck does that even mean
>>33368120>I'll go play solitaire with leaves if push comes to shove.At least you will go outside.
>>33368132You can take a break whenever you want, Anon, it's your life.
Never give up though.
>>33368134Nta but it means its not a prime number
>>33368133Do stay at home chads even exist?
>>33368132Whenever you wish
>>33368098What's the difference between 21 and 22 to you?
>>33368136if we're resorting to leaf solitaire, I'm pretty sure there won't be an "inside" anymore.
>>33368139Oh lol I'm retarded
>>33368132never, giving up is strictly verboten
>>33368134It was a stupid math nerd joke.
>>33368147ye you have to wait until 27 sorry
Women why didnt you save Will Smith?
>>33368119it's only grooming if you met her before she was 18
>>33368151Thats also not a prime number
>>33368142It's obviously going to depend on the person in practice, which is why I included 20/21 is borderline to me and would not necessarily register differently. In practice for such an age gap relationship I would mostly look at what kind of girl the guy picked, what kind of dynamic they have: if he chose a younger girl who is (for her own age) assertive, that's very different than if he picked a girl who is both significantly younger and in general meek and prone to idolizing others, self-doubting etc.
But in general I do feel 22 is right around the age most people start to actually grow out of their most immature beliefs and perceptions of themselves and the world, where mid-twenties starts for most.
>>33368140https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj51z9KKtek
how about staying at home AND providing?
ya, you could say i'm a sigma ;-)
>>33368154Chin up. :^)
At least the world would be ending with us instead of just our world ending.
I personally find communal struggling to be nice.
male anons did you know that will smiths name is actually willard, not william?
>>33368159yeah, thats the best version
>>33368159What is it exactly that you provide???
>>33368113I'd make sure you learned to drive but I'd likely prefer you to an 18-22 year old.
The ideal option is the option number 5, or secret option #2: dating a fellow late bloomer
>>33368156what? how could this be
>>33368166You can divide it by 3 and 9
>>33368162i hope women actually feel that way
>>33368163anything my mate needs
The devil is leading me down a dark path. All I ever wanted was one commuted relationship but now Iโm being forced to get attached to multiple people because I have to โdateโ to find someone but they donโt want me anyway so I have to restart over and over. I never wanted this. I feel disgusting and not like myself.
A lot of the modern hot guys are turkish/persian/other middle eastern with hunter eyes, sharp noses, and strong brow ridges and jawlines. When did whiteboi fall off?
>>33368166anon, i find you endearing & i love you
>>33368176Dating apps do be doing that, or so I've heard.
>>33368165nigger I am male, I was talking about my GF
>>33368176you always have a choice
donโt make cheap excuses
>>33368175Knowing prime numbers hardly makes someone a maths nerd
>>33368178Weโve always been hot, there just wasnโt internet for you to see
>>33368185obviously, the nerdier the math, the better
>>33368187yeah, but I was talking about moid nerds, sorry
canโt speak for girl math nerds, but I would assume there is a market for that too
>>33368190oh :(
>>33368191no :(
https://youtu.be/muWEOXE5zeQ?si=mVIdOXa0S4oJT3Lj
>>33368181aw thanks that makes me happy
any math moids who can solve for a, b, and c in a/b + b/c + c/a = 123 gets a timestamped photo of my pussy
>>33368159Ehhh I need my alone time, would much prefer my husband work outside the home.
>>33368185Nobody else but math nerds care about prime numbers.
>>33368199You literally cannot do this without 2 other equations.
>>33368184What makes you think i ever have a choice. And if I did why would I make this one?
>>33368178i'm still into the white trash aesthetic lol(i don't mean frat guys but guys who don't do drugs while looking like they kinda do)
>>33368202moids are so incompetent lol
yeah okay you'll date a mathnerd, but would you stop doing amateur shit and go for a mathschizo?
>>33368202can't you do some linear algebra and get a function that shows every possible value? i failed that class
>>33368187I'm scared of women that iq mog me. I'd never be able to date a smart girl.
>>33368190>nerdier the math, the betterI only know stuff needed for compsci where does that stack up or do i lose out to a proper mathematician?
>I would assume there is a market for that tooGirls that do STEM are S+ tier especially if they're nerdy imo
>>33368206yeah, because 0 = 123 makes so much sense...
I want a molecular bio schizo
>>33368212shut up and post your dick
>>33368217at least take me to dinner first
Niggas be tickling your girl at work
>>33368217Cat poster, why are you so eager to get dick pics?
>>33368053https://youtu.be/CVBufRG8ahY?si=UC4eezVROqQ0i73J
>>33368199closest you can get is probably a=1, b=1, c=121.995
>>33368199femanon here
gimme a sec this is a bit involved since this does not have a single numeric solution
Ive solved a, gimme a bit for b and c
>>33368199At least post a solvable equation
>>33368203nobody forces you to date multiple people at the same time
you can just date one at a time and find someone new once this runs dry
sure that takes more time but that is the price you pay to adhere to your moral values
so you value rushing higher than your morals
which is kinda sus
>>33368227Why are men so disgusting?
>>33368231Why are women so prudish?
>>33368208100%, the more schizo, the better
if he does not try to drill into his brain in the bathroom to get relief from being stuck inside his own brain, I donโt want it
>>33368227thats not very anatomically correct anon
>>33368211itโs alright, but the more math turns him crazy, the hotter
Women my balls are smooth and soft rn. Thoughts?
>>33368199>Jarvis, make me an unsolvable math problem
>>33368238Time to study more maths kek
>>33368242eh, balls donโt do very much for me but good for you
>>33368228I do date one person at a time. I still get overwhelmed. I will never find anyone if I become a wreck after every failed date
>>33368238jennifer connely in a beautiful mind be like
>>33368176WOMAN on dating apps moment. Quintessential, even.
>>33368246>balls donโt do very much for mewhy do you hate men?
I havent been to the gym in a month. I donโt know what happened. All those years of consistency down the drain. Itโs over.
>>33368247Dont say shit like that i have very limited interaction with women im gonna spontaneously combust
Dull caresses once again irritate
are there any moids here who can make aesthetically asymmetrical clear ice cubes?
Girls, do you wear tiny booty shorts that show your butt cheeks?
>>33368258That's actually my specialty
>>33368253Hey man I was sick for a month and didnโt go but I got back into it
Itโs not too late sometimes you just need a break
>>33368258I can make them that look like Cloud's sword.
Women have you ever damaged a guy's pelvis?
>>33368261i cant tell if this is a joke or not
>>33368263molds are cheating
How do you get out of an abusive relationship?
When things are going well i feel weird bringing up problems. Im scared if I tell her I want to break up she will get angry and try to get to keep trying.
right now shes being very sweet to me but a few days ago she was being an ass to me
>>33368199Im femanon so i dont want pussy but here is the solution
not very nice but its just the quadratic formula
>>33368249I was more thinking like max but that works too
https://youtu.be/XGZ0K5Rpacw?si=eKQaokVR7PfKNlR0
>>33368267Do you live together?
>>33368265It's not. I love doing it.
>>33368248right, yeah, that makes sense
guess then it is over
Women do you agree with chatgpt?
>>33368267I cannot think of anything more cucked than being "abused" by a woman. As a grown ass man no less. She hurt your feelings? Boo hoo nigga. Leave.
>>33368267It helps to include other people, let them know you want to do this, make arrangements for them to pick up your stuff in advance. This way it's not either speaking up or being silent, one way or another you will have to confront someone so that can be an extra motivation to push through and be honest.
The thing is, a relationship takes two people so breaking up only one. You being done is enough. It does not matter if she gets angry. It does not matter what she says, demands. The only power she can possibly have over you is the power of yourself picking her side and reasoning against you. If you are 100% solid with yourself that this is what you want, you are done, that's it. Although if she has a history of being violent with you, make sure you have someone waiting for you as violent abusers are most likely to escalate or actually use physical force to, well, force you, when they feel they are in danger of losing you. So this is the most dangerous thing. If she has a history of trying to play the victim to skewer perception against you - protect yourself and write out your break up message to her before confronting her in person. Tell her straight up you are leaving because she is abusive in XYZ ways. She will likely panic and try to assuage you by promising to change. Save those convos in case she later tries to claim you were the one abusing her. Many female abusers do not shy away from hurting themselves to make this claim more credible.
Be safe and choose yourself. You owe it not just to yourself but to everyone who loves you. There's lots of resources online if you feel you need more tips or motivation/encouragement/reassurance that this is the right thing, like loveisrespect.org.
>>33368281If you loved men, you'd love our balls
>>33368284Well women, what is your particular view on what makes men beautiful?
>>33368268thats the same thing, just written differently, not solved
>>33368279do you do it for your job?
>>33368284I don't just fully agree, you could expand on it too. Men can be graceful, moving, seductive, mysterious, wise, expressive/animated... All things that also make someone beautiful.
>>33368251Should I kill myself?
>>33368280I know it is
>>33368291Balls are fine but they pale in comparison to dick. And since dick is right there too, it tends to steal the show.
>>33368294Anon, that's what solving an equation means. Expression one variable in terms of the others.
>>33368293they just are breathtakingly beautiful
how can you not see it?
>>33366995 (OP)Women
would you date a man that eats raw liver?
Bear in mind that he has perfect skin and hair for doing that.
>>33368294Im literally a math major
>>33368295No. As a hobby.
>>33368298>Should I kill myself?For being a serial dater who goes out with lots of different people at once? Probably. If only they all knew.
>>33368293See
>>33368296. To add to it, some men are straight up pretty in the typically feminine associated sense: visibly vulnerable, young, dainty, graceful, svelte...
But even when they aren't, beautiful (when it conveys more than pretty, when you are talking about prettiness that moves you) is an emotionally loaded term that has a lot to do with seeing the beauty in someone else's soul. We all find a truly radiant smile, a supple fluid movement, a knowing soft gaze beautiful and none of that is gendered. Beauty is not always something someone possesses; someone who is not beautiful in any conventional sense can still be beautiful to you in a moment, like something that possesses them rather than the other way around. Someone being inspired and talking with passion is very different from observing the same person while they're bored.
In terms of pure visual beauty, I adore the design of the happy trail and how it blends into the pubes. Like the visual equivalent to a beckoning hand inviting you to imagine where that hair ends up... Or an arrow pointing down.
>>33368304good for you
>>33368300sure but that sounds like cheating
>>33368303I'm not against it on principle, the eating liver is not a dealbreaker in that sense. But I have a hunch that a guy who does this, also has a lot of broscience ideas (no offense intended) and that would get old fast. I'm not interested in listening to raving about how masturbation depletes your masculine life force, I've had enough of that online.
>>33368303no, thats too dumb
just sear it with a bit of onions and put salt and pepper on it
eating it raw does not make THAT big of a difference and I am saying that as someone that was on a strict raw food arc for a while
>>33368286how is this helpful?
>>33368289thank you this is helpful. She hasnt been phyiscally abusive but when she gets angry she puts me down and rubs it in that Im not normal like everyone else. I'm trying my best to change but its not good enough for her.
but then the next day she will be happy and smiles again and i wont know what to think until something goes wrong again (i often fuck up and she lets me know that)
>>33368308do you have any pics
if you dont like my solution here is my desmos plot to prove it
https://www.desmos.com/calculator/dh6e4begcx
>>33368316Raw liver tastes like pate and tastes nice at room temperature tho.
Better than fried liver.
HumanitiesCHAD here, your numbers have no power over me, femoids
>>33368325>humanitiescuckDo you have a job?
>>33368317She's all smiles the next day because she knows how fucked up it is what she said and she doesn't have the spine to actually apologize and try to be and do better.
You know her best, decide on your own intuition whether you feel it is necessary to have someone waiting outside or coming right over when you break up. If she does fucked up things during the break up fight, text her right afterwards that you do not appreciate her having done XYZ for the same reasoning: she will likely either get defensive or try to guilt trip and reason with you, but she is unlikely to shamelessly deny what just went down between the two of you so it gives you something just in case she ever wants to claim the story was wholly different.
You're welcome, best of luck!
>>33368329nta I'm an engineering major and i dont have a job either
>>33368320yeah but can you solve it symbolically?
>>33368329Yes. Cry about it
>>33368313>sure but that sounds like cheatingNo? She gave the solutions that were asked for.
>>33368329Nta im a comp sci grad and im royally fucked
>>33368323I mean, if you eat it because you prefer it, then more power to you. But I agree with the other anon, it just sounds like it would be annoying to try and cook something nice for you because you might be anal about your diet. If youโre not orthorexic and just prefer it that way, I see np.
>>33368334uh, i gave you a symbolic solution. It includes infinite numeric solutions
I have a chemistry question for femanons ;^)
I managed to bruise my toe by walking into the couch. Im so retarded
>>33368339>>33368333the hellโฆ
I thought if you have a degree like that then a job should be a non issue
what are you even doing?
>>33368319No unfortunately
>>33368325and what is it that you do?
>>33368344I have no idea about chemistry but pls ask anyways
>>33368344i feel an ick coming on
>>33368352yeah, it has a very sus feeling this post
>>33368343What do you want from me? I gave the exact solution that was asked for?
i dont want pussy pictures i just wanted to solve some math
>>33368345Can I kiss it better
If you are a biological woman, answer with "1"
>>33368351>>33368352You + me = what chemical reaction? :โข0
itโs come to my attention that iโm the first non-toxic and white guy my gf has dated. her family was surprised to see me but told my gf im very handsome and that we are a great fit.
should i be worried? sheโs been open about her toxic relationship past, she says she has grown a lot since therapy and finally working through self proclaimed daddy issues. she says she thought she had a type until she met me, it was love at first sight for both of us
>>33368310Iโve gone out with 4 people in the past three years
>>33368346Yeah that's why all you fucks went into STEM and now it's saturated
Meanwhile us humanitiesCHADS (homoCHADS, if you will) are perfectly willing to grab jobs selling our souls by selling things to other people or by going into management consulting or, God save you, caving and getting a recruitment job
>>33368351>and what is it that you do?Government policy
>>33368346Not one of those anons but this is something I'm salty about a lot. I did a humanities degree too and I have a bit of trouble finding a job but that's fine, I knew from the start and I made the trade off that I just wanted to do what I felt I was actually good at and passionate about.
But I know so many people from my school who explicitly chose to study law, medicine or psychology because they felt it would guarantee them a secure and well-paying job and by the time I finished my master's, it was like "welp turns out we have a lot of doctors and legal professionals and psychologists, NOW you better combine a STEM education with economics or philosophy to distinguish yourself as more well-rounded than others"...
I would feel so cheated if I wanted to idk become a professional musician and studied fucking law to get a job and then I couldn't.
Women-
Would you let a man have sex with you and let him cum inside you, if he promised to take care of you in case you got pregnant?
And you just met the guy but he seems to mean it.
>>33368346Getting rejected from everywhere because i dont have enough experience. Like entry level jobs as for like 2+ years experience and the knowledge of a senior dev kek
>>33368356Sure but i wouldn't it doesn't look very nice
>>33368359shut up and die
https://youtube.com/shorts/k91UonRwHt8
How da car did that
>>33368360I mean on the one hand yeah you should be kind of worried, it doesn't bode well if your new partner has a history of not seeing red flags or being in toxic relationships (can create bad habits/expectations too).
At the same time lots of people don't start out having the healthiest relationships right away and most people do wisen up, even if just because the heartahce and regret are really strong motivators. One relationship has to be the first to break the pattern. Her choosing you and falling for you despite you being different is good. Her having gone to therapy is good. I would pay attention to what she says she learned from previous relationships, not just about choosing the right partner but about what to ask and what not to ask of herself. That should give you an idea of how much she actually learned/grew pretty quickly.
>>33368102hey who saw my post and made this thread
>>33364382 ?
>>33368183how am I supposed to know that you aren't referring to yourself in the third person?
>>33368365that does sound miserable
>>33368364>Government policymhm yes
>>33368362and probably talked to 50 online.
Men, if your country legalized prostitution, and you could have a clean, licensed, skilled professional fulfill your fantasies and relieve your tension for an affordable price (let's say the price of a good dinner out in your country) in a safe, private setting where none of your neighbors or friends would find out and you would never incur shame, would you pay for it, or are you saving yourself for a real relationships where sex is a ritual that symbolizes your love for each other?
>>33368369>Like entry level jobs as for like 2+ years experience and the knowledge of a senior devgrim
>>33368371No embedded no watch
>>33368366I think by far most women would say, no, even if it feels right and I trust him right away and believe he's committed, it can only be better for our shared future if we make sure we build more of a relationship before a pregnancy is in the picture.
That said horny brain is different. I have been particularly worried to get pregnant but I fell in love with my now boyfriend right away and I absolutely had to get plan B at some point. People in their lives usually sometimes still do things they find a really bad idea.
>>33368365Bruh they were telling us how competitive it was to get into a firm back when I was going into uni in 2017
>>33368377>mhm yesI do not understand you sorry
>>33368366Seems like the type of guy who will kill you if you have a miscarriage or something. Crazy basically.
I feel intimidated by people with a degree.
>>33368379Japan is decades ahead of us westerners and this is one of the reasons why.
>>33368102I'm doing option four, and it fucking rocks. I'm looking for a house now; I plan to propose on our next anniversary.
>>33368379I would, but only because I'm a sex addict. I know full well that "real" sex between people who are genuinely into each other is much much much much better.
>>33368384>in 2017I'm talking 2010 though and also unlikely to be in the same part of the world as you are. Of course I was a teenager myself so maybe I was naรฏve and our teachers had outdated ideas. But it really does seem like it was a matter of not that many years before the whole reality of the workplace had shifted again.
>>33368360My bf tells me basically the same saying i'm the only non-toxic/crazy girl he's dated and it made me feel a bit icky but I don't care too much about it anymore at this point lol. in my experience it didn't turn out to be an actual red flag.
>>33368379>would you pay for itYeah, probably. No way I'm ever getting to experience sex with a woman any other way.
>>33368396nta but if you would be a teenager today, what path would you chose instead?
Femanones, quieres q me darte un grrr?
>>33368379I want to say no because the second one is so much better, but I might see a prostitute.
>>33368386No need anon, we aren't better. Higher education is also incredibly specific. I have a bachelor''s and master's degree but if you talk to me about geography, chemistry or math I will sound like a retard even to some high schoolers.
>>33368371looks real to me *shrugs*
>>33368380Yh its aids
>>33368387Thanks bro i can already feel it healing
>>33368386So, would a degree be a red flag for you?
>>33368379You'd have to pay me to fuck a prostitute, and even then I would say no
>>33368379If I couldnโt get laid within a month, sure.
>>33368386Just be good at what you do, so you can be confident in yourself, and then you don't have to be intimidated by people who may or may not be good at what they do.
>>33368379no
monetization of sex is soulless masturbation
I want a man who has a stem phd and smells like my cats
>>33368396Gosh, that's quite some time ago. I was in the UK and they were basically like "yeah, go for being a lawyer if that's your passion! Just be aware that getting a law degree is the easy part, and grabbing a pupillage once you've graduated is the hard part".
>>33368420>smells like my catsDoes not sound particularly pleasant
>>33368420I have rent due tomorrow and I smell like shit
>>33368379I wouldn't even if i know they're 100% clean and everything. I want an actual connection with someone not something soulless and transactional.
>>33368385I'll promise I won't, baby.
>>33368420>stem phdYou like poor men?
>>33368400To be honest I don't think I would have chosen a different path but I have the advantage that I do really good face to face, so job interviews and networking are really my thing and I usually manage to win people over the second I get a foot in the door. Though in my field you definitely have to revisit older connections to be introduced, usually, rather than being able to job-hunt online.
I think a lot also depends on the kind of work you enjoy doing. I enjoyed academia but am also fine working more entry level jobs. You can more easily afford to study something specific and not that in demand if you know yourself to have practical skills you are willing and able to market instead. For example I worked for a few years as a secretary for a law firm and my boss was a total boomer, he thought I was a pc wizard just for being a millennial who knows their way around computers a bit, plus I'm a super fast typer with perfect spelling/grammar and I was trustworthy and discreet. Those qualities combined made me very valuable to him even though I'm literally an anthropology master which means nothing to him other than that I can read books well basically. That's the flip side, if you are theorizing about where to work you easily undervalue qualities you have that are commercially interesting.
Hope this is somewhat helpful!
>>33368406It still shows that you were able to pull that off whilst being a teenager/young adult instead of being a total fuckup.
>>33368411No, but it might make me feel insecure.
>>33368416I am, and I love what I do. But still, it feels like being a second class citizen.
>>33368420I'm getting my phd in stem and have never had a pet.
>>33368420I can offer a stem bsc with a shit grade and smelling like a normal person
>>33368432Yeah, that does make sense. What you are on paper is just part of the whole package. Thanks anon.
>>33368421>Gosh, that's quite some time ago.Kek, it sure is.
>grabbing a pupillage once you've graduated is the hard partTrue, though I guess it depends on what you're willing to work for, I think a lot of firms are long glad to hire someone fresh from the academy if that means a low salary and doing whatever the fuck they're told to do.
>>33368400This just reminded me, tbf I am obviously not sure for every place so check this if you're interested, but where I live there's a huge demand for young notaries. Being a notary seems boring as can be and there are real reasons why so few people choose it but if you want to be guaranteed a job... This is one of the professions that's still good now and probably for the time being at least where I am.
>>33368375itโs her first relationship since sheโs gone to therapy, sheโs 21 so itโs not like sheโs โsettilingโ either or anything. she has mentioned that she recognizes that her childhood trauma/past relationships has made her seek out troubled men thinking it was healthy.
it does sound like she has grown, but i do feel a little uneasy about it still. iโll do some more thinking and perhaps have a nonjudgmental convo with her about it, thanks
>>33368427my cats smell like sweet bread
>>33368428>>33368438what program
>>33368431i mean as long as they can support themselves. grad student stipends here are like $30k/yr though...
>>33368442not good enough
Oxytocin is produced in the hypothalamus; in humans, skin-on-skin contact triggers its production. In men, the plasma oxytocin level skyrockets after ejaculation; low levels of oxytocin have been linked to the autism spectrum disorder and depression. High levels are linked to feelings of partner loyalty and trust, pro-social behavior, and decreased stress. This is known, because oxytocin can be nasally administered and its effects measured.
That said: women of /atoga/, should all moids be dosed with oxytocin once a week? Would that improve the world?
>>33368449I keep reading oxytocin as oxycontin and it's fucking me up
>>33368448>my cats smell like sweet breadI bake sourdough
>what programengineering
>>33368444>if you want to be guaranteed a jobWould changing to a blue collar job never be an option for you?
>>33368443>What you are on paper is just part of the whole package.Absolutely. This cannot be stressed enough. Don't forget most jobs mean you are working closely together either with coworkers and/or with clients. People skills are incredibly important because no matter how smart you are or how competent at your job, if you're a pain in the ass to work with, they will never be happy to have you on board. I know in tv series and the likes there's a lot of glorification for the incredibly complex and difficult person who's also a genius (like House or Don Draper) but that really is more a thing for the most artistic/prestigious places and not a given company or office. There they'll just want someone who's a good team player and eager to learn, easy to work with.
This is part of the job interview as well. If they find you likeable and easy to talk to, they'll realize customers/clients will, too, coworkers too probably. Don't forget this if you stress about qualifications. At the end of the day they're hiring a full person and you simply bring everything you have to the table, including interpersonal skills you might not even be aware of or think to put on your CV. No problem!
>>33368449yes
open yer nostrils moid
>>33368448>not good enoughIts just like my job rejection emails
>>33368455True, but I guess having the right connections and degrees is still important to even get your foot in and get those interviews.
>Talking to girl for a couple days, and we're vibing super well
>She eventually gives me her phone number, which is a good step
>There's been a death in the family, and I'm doing a good job of comforting her without being weird, including talking to her on her way to deal with the aftermath
>I text her good morning on Sunday, and she vaguely talks about some unexpected complications that are creating family drama.
>We're the same religion, so I tell her I'll pray for her and hope that going to church will help
>She texts me that night to say church really helped, and we exchange some texts back and forth
>Make a joke about how, because I prayed for her in a church with no HVAC system, I'm hoping my prayer will be doubly effective
>No response despite me having asked a question and haven't heard from her since
Did I fuck up, or is she just busy? I probably wouldn't want to have an extended conversation with a relative stranger if I was in her shoes, but I find it kind of odd that the radio silence only happened after that joke.
Sent her another text 40 minutes ago under the pretense of checking if she's okay because a big storm is passing through our region. Probably a bad idea, but I really don't want to lose her over a stupid joke and thought giving her space for a day would be enough if she is offended. I really, REALLY like her. Legitimately my dream girl, and I knew that text was fucking retarded as soon as I sent it.
>>33368436>But still, it feels like being a second class citizen.You can always find people who are better than you at things. That doesn't mean they are better than you period.
But if you want to subscribe to a worldview based on a hierarchical cast system, rather than believing in everyone's equal worth as human beings then I can't stop you. Plenty of people who think like that on 4chan.
>>33368436>It still shows that you were able to pull that off whilst being a teenager/young adult instead of being a total fuckup.Eh. Took me six years to complete a bachelor's that should be done in three. Two of those years were riddled with talks about whether or not I was stable enough to live independently and not just be admitted to a mental ward.
I spent sooo much time compulsively masturbating, smoking weed, arguing on 4chan, mindlessly browsing, you name it. Lots of mental issues I didn't even see or understand at the time.
It just isn't apparent when I introduce myself and tell people my educational background. And at 32 nobody's going to ask me exactly how long it took me or how good my grades were, it's enough that I jumped through the hoop eventually.
I say this hoping to reassure you a little bit. Fuck ups are all around you and some of them have degrees.
men, would a girl still be a virgin if a mosquito inserted their suckwucky thing into her?
>>33368466I mean it's not a penis so yeah?
>>33368460Im suffering here I've been job searching since November. But i still have some hope.
>>33368466ok you had enough internet for today
>>33368458Depends on the kind of job you're interviewing for. If you are hoping to score a PhD or a teaching position in higher education then yes. But if you (like me) are applying to be a secretary then no. And you'd be surprised at how many companies are willing to pay good money just for stuff like administration and client relations.
>>33368466Oral sex doesn't count for the purpose of tracking virginity. Your girl could have dommed a hundred men into letting her sit on their faces, and she'd still be a virgin technically. So mosquitos wouldn't count, since sucking blood is an oral thing for them.
>>33368464Fair, but it still means you at least had a way to finance doing that for six years. Anyways, good for you that you managed to see it through to the end despite it all.
>>33368462I know you are right and usually I donโt see it that way. Just little moments of weakness where it gets to me.
>>33368466You're so retarded man
>>33368475that seems a bit weird ngl
>>33368472aw man :/
>>33368469but itโs an elongated body part that penetrates - close enough
>>33368477I love you too anon
>on 4chan talking with layers and doctorate engineers or whatever
>Highschool dropout with a job at Walmart
Yeah
femanons, is it really that difficult to find your g-spot?
>>33368478Ok so are you saying you want to lose your virginity to a mosquito or???
>>33368482honestly, I can see the aesthetic vision
you can take solace in the fact that these same people post about being deflowered by a mosquito in the next post
which makes it pretty hilarious to me personally
>>33368478No, them's the rules. It's why Catholic girls give such good head: they can't have sex before marriage, but oral isn't technically sex. She's a virgin for her husband no matter how many cocks she's taken in her mouth.
>>33368473Iโll keep that in mind if I ever need a new job. Thanks for the moral support.
>>33368453kinda hot
>>33368465can't post pics right now and it'll be a while before i can get back home
Women if you had to chop one moid's dick and balls off with a machete who would it be
>>33368466You know, most mosquitos who sting you, are female.
>>33368485n-no
>>33368488uh huh
that sounds like a whole lotta cope to me, fren
did you go to catholic all girls school by chance?
>>33368482>>33368487On an anonymous Mongolian origami-folding board, everyone is equal.
>>33368493actually all of them but that just makes it funnier
>>33368476>to finance thatHalf yes, but only because of government funding as a student; half no, because I did take out additional loans for the periods I also wasn't able to work and I am still paying those off and will be for a long time.
Thank you! And of course it's not like everyone did so poorly or struggled so hard to complete their uni stuff. But I have known lots of both higher and lower educated people and it is my honest opinion that it doesn't matter. I have known lots of razor sharp people who simply never had the patience to learn from books for long. Many academically educated people who went into a panic if they had to come up with an opinion of their own. There are people with a great work ethic in university and many people with a very poor one. People without personal issues, but many with them.
My boyfriend never received a higher education because he's dyslexic and nobody really cared when he was growing up so reading always remained very difficult. But he is one of the few people I've met who shuts me up all the time, he's quick as fuck, associative, knowledgeable, everything.
The degree really just means they jumped through the hoop to get it. Not everyone can but it also doesn't really tell you that much if someone could.
>>33368436>you were able to pull that off whilst being a teenager/young adult instead of being a total fuckupNTA. I was 35 when got my bachelor's degree. I was 30 when I started. And that was after mucking about in academia in other fields for better part of a decade without any accolades to show for it. A bachelor's is 3 year.
How much of a fuckup am I? Yet I still have my basic degree, and I'm proud of it.
>There are blood stains on my wall from killing mosquitos
Kinda metal honestly
One time I was with making out with a guy and he kept pressing on my gooch area
>>33368482My friend group at the moment is a lawyer, a professor, a mechanical engineer and a doctor. they're all retards and I'm too
>>33368496I mean technically there are male mosquitos, but yeah the females were literally built for stinging and sucking.
>>33368493Something something incel metaphor for the modern woman
>>33368240His hands are nice, like a jeweler.
>>33368492oh, oh I KNOW THAT ONE
these two gay british men that adopted a baby boy and then raped him to death
Whoโs that fat comedian that always jokes about his downs syndrome brother? That guy sucks
>>33368506only females suck blood because they need it for their eggs, males just suck nectar
>>33368502yeah, I leave them there as a warning to the other mosquitos
>>33368490>can't post pics right now and it'll be a while before i can get back homeMan you don't have pics of your kots on your phone? What kind of kot mom are you?
>>33368489You're welcome! Just to add one thing I realize I didn't mention yet, is that there are also lots of jobs where you can in turn pick up skills you can add to your CV. Bookkeeping is necessary in every company and isn't hard, what would usually be asked is that you're familiar with a certain software so that is an example of the kind of thing you can pick up in a very entry level job, that can still make you more interesting for a slightly less entry level job.
For the job I talked about, I was hired as a secretary but by the time I left it was closer to paralegal. If your employer is willing to explicitly outline this in their reference, that you managed to grow far beyond what was technically expected of you, the odds another employer will be willing to hire you on the assumption the investment will pay off increases hugely.
>>33368482Doesn't make you worth more or less than anyone else.
Well except to an employer, but that's irrelevant here.
>>33368199Isn't this just a quadratic equation after multiplying both parts by the unknown you want to solve for?
>>33368517women are employers in the dating market
Nah guys really tho. If I was half as smart as everyone here I'd have gone places. But I ain't and I didn't.
>>33368521It's a mistake to believe atoga is a dating market.
>>33368495maybeโฆ
>>33368499I know that in theory but I guess sometimes there is a little voice in the back of my head telling me that if I had what it takes, Iโd done it too. But I appreciate your kind words.
>>33368501As you should.
>>33368524If you were half as smart as me you'd have gone places. Meanwhile I'm still here.
>>33368524Same, brother. I'm not smart, but I can do as I'm told
>>33368516>>33368518I think he was looking for my clit
>>33368515Yeah, I feel like if I would get a foot in the door, I could grow from there. My people skills and capacity to learn fast and work ethic is pretty good, Iโm not worried about that. I just lack the certifications to go with it. Eh, Iโm fine with where I am for now but maybe some day Iโll try to push it further.
>>33368524Iโm kinda smart but I am and have always been mentally ill as fuck and so were my parents, so I was doomed from the start to never make it. Itโs fine, itโs not the end of the world.
>>33368526>little voice in the back of my headUnironically ask you whose voice it is, where you picked this up, who gave you this idea.
There can be so many reasons why it doesn't work out or is just a difficult/risky step to take to pursue higher education. In a lot of places this is just very costly and it is obvious that if you come from a rich family, taking on debt is a lot less daunting (if you even have to) than if you know firsthand what it's like to not have enough.
You didn't have what it takes to get started. That is about circumstances: money, an environment that encourages these aspirations, stability to take it on, a lack of other obligations (like caring for family).
You didn't do it (yet) so you don't know if you do or do not have what it takes. Anything else is speculation. I hope some day you feel this way about it too.
>>33368534Perhaps he was a little retarded
How does he rub your Gooch while looking for it though that's like on the opposite end
Women, especially those without degrees but with common sense, would you marry an absent-minded professor who spent most of his time surrounded by abstruse books of dead languages? Could you keep him grounded and functioning in the real world while his job kept pushing him into the clouds of academia? Could you be his anchor to reality?
Girls why are you posting on atoga instead of receiving oral
>>33368534Very gay. The clitoris is basically the female penis. He was looking for your penis-equivalent. It doesn't get much more gay than that.
>>33368543why, is that you
>>33368526>As you should.Point is, I don't feel superior just because I happen to have a particular education and an entry in a database that formally proves it. By the same token it makes no sense that someone should feel inferior. It's all different paths through life.
>>33368541I know itโs mine because I just want to prove to myself that I could if I wanted to. I know that if the circumstances would have been better, I would have been able to pull it off but alas, they werenโt. I come from a lower class family with a whole slew of problems and moved out and looked after myself at age 15. I never really stood a chance to get anywhere in life other than the bare minimum. Iโm not giving up yet but it can be a bit demoralizing sometimes.
Girls, I went to Arby's and was all excited to get their delicious crinkle fries, but I said curly fries by mistake while I was ordering. I'm disappointed now, but I have no one to blame but myself. I like the curly fries but not as much as the crinkle fries. How would you comfort me if I was your boyfriend and I was sad that I ordered the wrong fries?
>>33368536If you have the financial freedom to, you could consider applying (part-time or fulltime) as an intern in order to pick up more skills or partake in courses for a firm that would not consider hiring you yet based on your CV, perhaps?
I don't know where you work right now, but you can also be explicit with your boss about wanting to build your CV (you can frame it explicitly in terms of future promotions/growth within the company if you're worried he'll just hear you want to leave) so you want him to come up with stuff for you to do/learn/try so you can branch out. If you want to have a conversation like that, think it through in advance. If you have a high work load now, he'll probably mention it, so make sure you have a suggestion ready for who could take on part of your work to make this happen, or how to be more efficient to make it happen. Just some ideas about how you could perhaps be pro-active in getting closer to your goal.
It's also a cliche for a reason that networking is a big thing. Nobody likes feeling they have to do someone a favor so having a networking conversation with zero expectations, just for inspiration/tips, is actually a pretty ideal place to start and there's always a chance they say something that gives you a new idea, or they are so taken with you they start brainstorming with you and wondering if they could help you in some way.
>>33368543yeah, thats actually my dream
I want to be some kurts adele and that he only eats the food I prepared because he has gone so schizo from being in his crazy mind all day every day
>>33368557I donโt know I think Iโd just look at you and if we were still at arbys id get you the right ones
>>33368546Iโm procrastinating on doing the dishes and getting ready for bed
Women would you date a man who's built for mindless grunt work
>>33368557>I like the curly fries but not as much as the crinkle fries.What the fuck is wrong with you, you sick freak? You were given the curly fries because the curly fries are the good ones, so shut up and be thankful that you got what you should have instead of what you mistakenly said you wanted.
>>33368562That's very nice but I went through the drive-thru.
>>33368566So tall and muscular?
>How to get me a gf
I bet no foid can solve this equation
>>33368543No that would get old real quick
>>33368555>Iโm not giving up yet but it can be a bit demoralizing sometimes.I get this. I think it's important to try to find things to give to yourself. You probably do not have the option of going to uni, but maybe you do have the option to splurge on a subscription to a museum, or a hobby course trying out something you always found fascinating, a language course for example. From the little you write, you were forced to grow up quickly and didn't get the time lots of others get to figure themselves out and spend a lot of time on their newest hobbies and fascinations.
As an adult the best thing you can do is not tell yourself it's too late or not for you, but think about how to give it to yourself to your best abilities. If you are someone who enjoys learning, engage yourself, try to pick up some philosophy introduction or whatever else.
Do not underestimate that regardless of how difficult your experiences were, they have also rendered you things, understanding about life and a certain resilience, that might not impress in the same way socially but are very important to living a good life. If you come from such a background, moved out independently at fifteen and you managed, you have so many reasons to be proud of yourself and feel validated that you are an interesting and worthwhile person in your own right.
>>33368571Perhaps but he is a retard who can't think for himself and only indulges in simple pleasures
>>33368565Have you tried asking your bf to spoil you for sexual favours
>>33368558I appreciate your suggestion and I will keep them in mind if it ever comes to it but rn I work a below minimum wage very very dead end job, so none of that is an option at all. The upside is that I like the people I work with and I like the work I do and I can make my budget work, so as long as I donโt have excess energy to waste, Iโll just stay put.
>>33368546Because my boyfriend's not with me and I'm not flexible enough.
>>33368566like what? but yeah, if heโs a good man then sure
>>33368580if he's hot his retardation would make him an endearing himbo
>>33368573Be super nice to me. Easy. Iโve only ever been negged by men
writing essays on /adv/ instead of writing my dissertation
>>33368589Protip: more people will read your essays on /adv/ than your dissertation.
>>33368568Iโd give you some of mine because I got the right ones
>>33368583>below minimum wage very very dead end jobOkay that just sucks, then I don't think it gets better than trying to mine both your personal and your coworkers' networks. If you have an idea of what you'd like to do (that is more or less realistic with your CV), make sure to mention it to all your coworkers just in case this makes them realize someone they know could be of interest to you.
Volunteer work can be another way to add to your CV though it can be a bit tricky to find the place that offers most specific skills/experiences to go with what you want.
>>33368588you type sentences really well on 4chan
One of the jobs I applied to had fields on the application form for dumb personal stuff like favourite song and favourite animal. So i said my fav animal is a gorilla and also attached pictures of gorillas i took at the zoo. Do you think my gorilla pics will improve my chances of getting an interview?
>>33368599I mean if they asked those questions then yeah they probably see it as a green flag that you went the extra mile.
They should call this stupid questions thread instead of atoga
>>33368598See this is a backhanded compliment. Not nice. You failed
>>33368586For example warehouse work or construction
>>33368587What if his emotions and impulses frequently got the better of him
>>33368579Youโre right. And yeah, I always loved to learn new things and have spent my whole life learning new skills and new topics through all the available resources. I simply donโt have the financial means or mental health to get a degree whilst working to pay the bills, so it has to wait. But itโs fine, I wouldnโt even know what degree I would want to get.
>>33368607if he's hot then i can fix him
>>33368557>crinkle over curlyYou have awful taste
Curly > all else > shit >>> crinkle
I took a high def flash photo of myself and Iโm really ugly
>>33368597Iโm always trying to get some additional experience and small certs whenever I can. Maybe it will amount to something someday.
>>33368599thats crazy
feels like first grade
>>33368546Haven't met my throne yet. Someday.
>>33368613now why the hell would you do such a thing
>>33368620"Adult life" is just rehashed grade school until you die
>>33368461Stop texting. Your joke was harmless and only had good vibes towards her. This is not the reason. She already told you there was family drama going on so it's probably that, just let her come to you.
hmm3
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>>33368461Weather text got a response. Said I was going to pray for her today and slipped in a line asking if we could talk again later when she's free. Taking a long time to respond to this one, though, and she's a fast texter.
>>33368607>warehouse work or constructionyeah, it has a comfy vibe
humble but honest
>>33368623kinda cringe
next thing they give you stickers for not pissing off your coworkers
>>33368617>>33368618Post pics in /soc/atoga, never in /adv/atoga.
The sister thread: >>>/soc/34056344
>>33368599They'd be stupid not to. You're one in a gorillion.
>>33368546Because my husband works.
>>33368615Then you're doing all you realistically can. A good interviewer will recognize this and will appreciate crumbs you had to scrape for more than someone who made decent use of the many available options. It's more impressive to make the most out of really shitty ingredients than to have great ingredients and do okay with those.
>>33368631Ok lol I meant it as a joke don't do that
Men, do you prefer chocolate to be more bitter or sweet?
>>33368625Seriously stop texting man. Don't badger her for when she'll be on. Someone around her died and there's family drama, it will put additional pressure on her and stress her out.
>>33368631Who cares he'd cop a 3 day ban at worst, if anything at all, easily evaded
>>33368613Did you use rear camera?
>>33368592Why not?
>Babe come over and do my dishes... :3Why work
>>33368634Thanks anon. That means a lot. It motivates me to never stop trying.
>>33368628Nta but I remember at work one time one chick had a bunch of stickers for some reason and was giving them out. I got a sloth in a blanket.
>>33368643but I an doing them now
I already opened the dishwasher
>>33368631>/soc/atogawe have a socialist atoga?
>>33368636Bitter. The higher cocoa %, the better. Trader Joe has a new 70% cocoa chocolate from Peru that is really good.
>>33368636I've got a bigtime sweet tooth.
>>33368647adorable
maybe you should bring some with you next week too
get some with mermaid and seashells
I wanna own an hk21 so bad
>>33368643Shit. My gf comes over to my place, where I cook for her and do the dishes, and I don't even get a blowjob, just cuddles "until we're married."
>>33368645You're welcome and I'm happy for it! I hope your luck turns soon!
>>33368658So when are you proposing?
>>33368636dark chocolate > milk chocolate > white chocolate
HK21
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>>33368659You know what a g3 is? No? Well it's kinda like that but they turned it into a belt feds machine gun.
women why dont you like giving handjobs
>>33368668penises are ugly and smell bad
I want to own a femanon. I would treat it really good.
>>33368660Thanks anon, good luck to you too, for whatever you might need it.
>>33368657Save ur monies
Or buy a ca3 put the clubfoot stock on it and play pretend
>>33368603Yh that was my thought process
>>33368620Yh its pretty dumb there were bunch of other options as well
>>33368632I hope they also think that
>>33368667oh, yeah
thats hot
you should get one
>>33368671erm
thats not how that works anon
>>33368668but some women do
stop saying weird things
>>33368668I don't hate it but I always feel like I'm not doing a very good job. It doesn't help realizing that you're attempting to do something he has perfected for himself over the years.
I know a lot of men find this difficult but at least speaking for myself I find both giving blowjobs and handjobs about 10x more fun when the guy is very vocal and there's no mistaking how much he enjoys it throughout. That makes it a lot easier to appreciate it for the journey rather than the destination.
>3 jobs I applied for were canceled today
new government budget feels
>>33368636It depends but ive been preferring milk chocolate more lately
>>33368557>>33368567I have heard these talking points somewhere...
>>33368684aw man, sorry anon
>>33368674I am actually waiting for someone to get back to me for a potential job so I sure need it, thank you kindly!
Why are clothes so shit now
Some fukken hand me down walmart cargo shorts from my sibling have lasted like twelve years and are just slightly faded while I got some polo shirts from ll bean that already have holes in them and they're not even a year old. Fuck this gay earth
>>33368679I imagine it works like Pokemon where I capture the femanon and then breed it.
>>33368639My exact words were:
>Anyway, I know you're probably busy with everything. I hope things are going well, and I was going to pray the Rosary for you today. Talk to you later when you're free? Maybe I should've phrased that last bit differently? I thought I was giving her an out and meant significantly later. Maybe I should've been more clear and said "another day."
I genuinely don't want to badger her because I feel bad for her. However, I don't want her to forget I exist FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>33368691Oh, then I hope it works our for you!
>>33368675It just ain't the same thing man
>>33368677So hot but so expensive. like women
>>33368694aha yes
susโฆ
what kind of femamons do you think there are to catch itt?
>>33368692Quantity over quality, more and more people want lots of different outfits and care less how long individual pieces last them.
Learn to select for materials that are durable. Even for quality labels a lot of stuff will be poorly made so make sure to check the fabrics. Buying secondhand can help but same thing, always check the materials.
Women, what's the nicest date on which a man has taken you? How did a man sweep you off your feet, and what should moids in this thread know about off-feet-sweeping strategies in order to better their own lives?
Girls, grok is putting in the effort...
why dont you?
>>33368636Depends on what mood I'm in, what I feel like at the moment.
>>33368690The flash can make your face look different too.
>>33368697>Maybe I should've phrased that last bit differently?Nah I pictured you actually fishing for when she'd be able to talk, this is fine and if anything I think she didn't reply because she felt no need to, she just agreed she'd get back to you when she could.
>>33368694pokemon doesn't even have breeding anymore, eggs just appear in baskets after you have a picnic with your party
>>33368692This is why I'm learning to repair my own clothes.
>>33368714Do motherfucker actually get off to that shit
>>33368697nta
Your text is fine. Just give her space bro. Don't metagame this. "If I text her at exactly 4:20 instead of 4:19 and say hi instead of hey it'll make all the difference in the world" c'mon man, you know that shit doesn't actually matter and you put more thought into your texts than she'll ever put into reading them.
>>33368715what mood warrants what flavor
>>33368690Use better lighting then preferably natural light. It helps a lot. Also try different angles. It changes what you look like a lot
>>33368714Certainly.
I position my pretty mouth precisely, applying sultry suction and wet sloppy tongue action for maximum pleasure. Let your imagination fill in the rest.
Hope that helps.
AYO
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>>33368726if you go to the thread its people just having fun doing stupid requests
>>33368737Lol it's the same fucking shit but with a couple words switched
I need a woman who doesnโt just love me, but is obsessed with me. She should never go more than 5 minutes without thinking about me. Where can I find this?
>>33368737imma start telling moids to just use their imagination when they try to hornypost from now on
>>33368729Dark chocolate mood warrants dark chocolate, candy mood warrants sweet chocolate.
I can appreciate all types of different chocolate depending on what's on offer. I've heard american chocolate supposedly is really horrid though and tastes weird. I've never tasted american chocolate.
>>33368741the looney bin?
Who decided that giving British people internet access was a good idea
atoga has been maximum comfy today all day
thank you anons and anonettes
>>33368711I don't think I've ever been taken on a nice date (and I don't care about that either).
>How did a man sweep you off your feet, and what should moids in this thread knowA lot of guys on here talk about height, looks, fitness, money. Basically their "stats". But seduction is about how you make someone else feel in your company, feel about themselves. It's something that happens between two people and you need social skills for it, not interesting hobbies or pretty eyes. You develop social skills through practice so if you want to have a gf and don't, it's still the best thing you can do to talk to as many different kinds of people as you can, try to make new friends, get that practice in for being funny, a good listener, comfortable talking about yourself BEFORE you meet the girl you really want to impress.
Same for on a date, don't go on about how amazing you are, ask about her. And not interview style questions where you fire one question after another. Ask a question then ask about the answer. You can continue with that literally as long as it flows naturally. Deliberately picking a new topic or question is more a last resort when conversation halts, not how it usually works.
Try to practice flirting, which is the way to basically alert someone that you're sexier than they previously realized. It's not about spitting out sexy one-liners but more a playful sexually charged energy, closer to banter and teasing.
>>33368750the british people
>>33368718>>33368732When i do the more flattering lighting i only look better because Iโm covering my real features
>>33368752Mwah
It'll flip soon dw
>>33368754Thank you, anon. That's the most helpful answer I've read all day.
women are shaking orgasms a real thing?
>>33368757It looks better because it brings out your good features
What do you think your good and bad features are
women, i unironically say golly. is that a red flag?
>>33368765Not F, but my gf writhes, shakes, and tears a chunk out of my shoulder with her teeth every time I finger her. It's not a love-bite: it's like she's really trying to hurt me, but she doesn't seem to be aware of how strong she is in the moment.
Girls, if a guy wanted you to tell him that he owns you during sex, would that be hot to you, or cringe?
>>33368761You're welcome! One thing I realized I forgot is that when you're lonely you are really prone to idealizing people even when you don't know them well. Another thing I see is a lot of guys pining over girls that seem sweet but from the start never really reciprocated.
If you are able to seriously embrace that her being very interested/eager and pro-active is a priority for you in its own right, that makes it easier to be more casual about shooting your shot and more selective about who you actually keep giving attention to.
Another reason this matters is that if you continue trying to impress women that make a very tough crowd from the start, you're bound to lose some faith or confidence in yourself. You really only want to play for your fans, when someone already gives you stuff to work with.
I only need to shave about once a week because my testosterone is so low, is it over?
>>33368765I mean it's totally possible to cum without shaking but it is a legitimate thing. In the lead up, during and/or after coming.
>>33368780Many find this hot just don't do it too quickly, it's really awkward if you try to make her say it before it feels true in any meaningful sense. If you want to be more careful you can not straight up order her but first ask her if she's yours and if she gives a heartfelt yes, tell her you want to hear it from her own mouth.
>>33368757Its probably just genetics. Some people just cant grow as much facial hair.
>>33368785>>33368794Meant to reply to this
Have you ever consciously noticed just how good fruit juice is?
State gender.
What are your favourite fruit juices?
How do I stop thinking about her? She does ONE (1) THING and now she's rent-free in my head again
>fake age on burner dating app & social media accounts
>find incoming college class insta pages
>follow girls that are pretty, cute, or have great bodies, usually getting a follow-back in return
>occasionally upload posts and stories of all the cool places I'm traveling through
>some girls slide into my DMs whenever they see something interesting or funny
>sometimes this leads to extended conversations
>sometimes this leads to meeting up for coffee or hanging out
>sometimes this leads to them unwittingly sucking the dick of/getting their cheeks clapped and creampied by a guy a decade older than them
>rinse and repeat every year
Do you find something morally deplorable about this?
>>33368765It's just muscle spasms, like if you lift something heavy and are retarded about your posture. If my muscles are straining to that degree it's because it's taking a huge effort to come, not because the orgasm is particularly good.
>>33368797I mean there are other symptoms but that's just one of the most apparent
Would it be weird to talk to a 19yr old if im 24. It just feels off to me
>>33368802>unwittinglyI think they know what they're doing
>>33368711There has been a lot of nice dates, memorable ones often included either being in nature together (like skinny dipping in the ocean, going fishing, going hiking, exploring new places, etc) or spending comfy alone time, like at his or my place, a hotel room, going on a road trip or so. But obviously thats not really for first dates. I think my all time favorite date was with a guy I knew from when I was a kid and we reconnected as adults. Since we already knew each other, he invited me to his place. We sat on his balcony, drank some wine and did some catching up. Then we cooked dinner together, put on some music, danced and went down memory lane by going trough old songs that reminded us of the time we grew up together, then we put on a movie, cuddled, started to make out, went back to the balcony, cuddled more under a big blanket and fell asleep like that. That was a beautiful day.
For a first dates, I like to go on walking dates because I enjoy walking alongside each other and talk, I think itโs a nice way to get to know someone a little. I donโt really like to do activities that distract too much from the conversation but then again, I am a big yapper. So going to a museum or so would make me feel like I am interrupting the experience by getting into long talks.
As for how to sweep me off my feet, I think itโs more about how comfy I feel in your presence than the circumstances. If you make me feel like I am safe to be authentic and vulnerable with you and you seem like someone I want to learn more about then we should be in the clear, no matter what we do otherwise.
If you want to truly make me swoon, be someone that makes me feel like there is a lot I can learn from talking to you.
>>33368798M
I love fruit juice. My fav is apple and mango.
>>33368773I say flip so I think weโre good
>>33368760cheers babe
>>33368759I sure hope not
mwah
>>33368809Yes, but only because you feel weird about it already.
>>33368798Female, apple juice and lemonade or limeade. Only as a treat though
>>33368809Yea, good instinct.
>>33368773no, I think people having silly words they use is cute
>>33368798Fuck yeah, I drank fruit juice while tripping balls and almost cried. Also F and pineapple juice.
>>33368802>by a guy a decade older than themI can't find anything wrong with that, because I'm even more than a decade older than my gf. The sex is the best I've ever had, and I'm happier than I've ever been.
Girls, could you respect a man with a foot fetish?
>>33368780I donโt like it
let me get to that point where I want to tell you that I am all yours at my own pace pls
>>33368809No, why would it be? But if you're not feeling it, then don't
>>33368798f, absolutely
grape juice is so fine
but then there is also cranberry juice, pineapple, grapefruit
oh my god
>>33368828Hardcore.
Do you like pina coladas too?
>>33368832>Girls, could you respect a man with a foot fetish?Not F, but let me rephrase this question in a more pertinent manner:
Girls, could you respect a man?
>>33368800what did she do? give us the secrets to total moid control
>>33368832Sure, can't say I see it but who cares, we all enjoy some stuff that we can't explain right. Seems silly to deeply judge someone for their harmless turn on.
>>33368780Noo- I need him to be possessive and clingy, I need to belong to him, and he to me..
>>3333Well I unironically say gosh darn it and oh for goodness sake, so it's fine lol
>>33368847Do you have any equivalent fetishes?
>>33368832Absolutely- I really want to try foot stuff..
>>33368842It's been forever since I had one and I'm sure it depends a lot on how it's made but not really, I don't do well with sweet alcohol in general and coconut in sweeter alcohol is particularly tricky.
I do love just about everything else that includes it though. My favorite is pineapple fritters.
>>33368798F. If lemonade counts as fruit juice, I choose that.
>>33368847Do you like Indian Men?
>>33368832depends on how it manifests in him
if he just likes me having cute feet and wearing cute feet stuff and rubbing his pp with them a little then sure
but if he is a hardcore footfag and gross about it then idk, it might weird me out
>>33368814Think they can tell when a dude's older than he says he is?
>>33368829How'd your gf react to the age gap initially?
>>33368765Unfortunately, yes.
>>33368798F
Yesss I always loved juice
Good old orange is number 1 for me, then pineapple, grapefruit and apple
>>33368851>equivalentYou be the judge but I go crazy for having my lower stomach rubbed and massaged, to the point where it's really standard foreplay in my relationship. It feels good with a flat stomach but if I'm a bit heavier I enjoy it even more.
>>33368853>I don't do well with sweet alcohol in generalWhat do you mean?
>>33368854If it is mainly from pressed fruits, yes.
>>33368858Some yes some no, how's that a general question? I met some cute and friendly ones and some obnoxious ones.
>>33368859That's how it is for me. I think feet are just a really cute part of a girl. I like looking at soles especially.
>>33368860>How'd your gf react to the age gap initially?She's the one who seduced me, not the other way around.
>>33368721>>33368728I hope you guys are right. But am I just supposed to wait for her to contact me? If so, at what point would I need to stop waiting and just take the plunge? We haven't been talking THAT long, so the chance of her just forgetting about me is higher even if we have spent entire days just texting long paragraphs back and forth.
I'm not exaggerating when I say that this would be a generational bag fumble. I'm just really fucking paranoid, especially since we're about 1.5 hours apart by car, which is only manageable because of public transport making her only 1 hour away in practice.
I also have added pressure because I'm kind of a hot commodity at the moment. I have a date on Friday that I would probably trade for just a conversation with my dream girl, and there's another girl who is getting super attached to me and sending kissy faces. I also had to turn down a girl who flat out asked me to sleep with her. I don't want to commit to anyone if there's still a chance of dating my dream girl. Why does dating have to be so fucking complicated AAAHHHH. I should have been content with being a retard on /a/.
>>33368871>What do you mean?Just that it makes me nauseous very easily, more so than hard liquor that isn't sweet.
>>33368875I haven't cut my nails, and, my 2nd and 4th toes on each foot are crooked to the side like letter C..
>>33368737New copy pasta drop.
>>33368882I don't have anything like that with any kind of alcohol.
Do you think it's because of the sugar?
Really weird.
>>33368876yeah, sounds fine to me
in general, if I start to associate something with him being really into it then it likely will end up being arousing for me too
Iโm too old for a guy my age
Iโm too old for a guy looking for a young girl
Iโm too young for a guy looking for an older woman
Good night, /atoga/. I fucking hate women. I hate them so much it's impossible to describe.
>>33368881Dude chill. She has been responsive so far, active given the circumstances. You were the one who suggested she talks to you when she's ready so don't go around initiating anyway. Give it at least a few days then ask how she's been holding up if you haven't heard from her yet.
I get your anxiety about fucking it up but your anxiety can also cause you to fuck it up so do try to relax and surrender to a feeling of only being able to try your best. I doubt she'd quickly forget you especially given the circumstances under which you start talking.
>>33368896You're probably just right for some guy near you who would be very lucky to meet you, but who just has never had that good fortune.
>>33368896Christmas Cake :)
>>33368891To be fair nausea is generally my weak spot, I also get motion sickness easily, if I'm under the weather I'll sooner deal with nausea than with headaches etc. But yes it's the combination of the sweetness and the burning/alcohol taste that makes me retch more quickly than stuff that only tastes like alcohol.
>>33368898Cut my nails yeah, but how can I fix crooked toes??
>>33368897good night silly anon, maybe you have a nightmare where you love women
I imagine you would weak up screaming
>>33368909Barefoot shoes, toe spreaders, posing for the pic, theres a million ways to fix it
>>33368908In some way I envy you, because I like sweet alcoholic shit and that stuff is terrible for your diet.
>>33368896>Iโm too old for a guy my ageWtf
What is your age
>>33368922nta but lol, same
State gender
Do you have any unconventional/uncommon hobbies?
>>33368922Rest assured, this does not stop me from combining hard liquor with snacking if I do drink, it cannot literally meet inside my mouth but other than that nothing is off limits.
>>33368893If you wanted to seduce me you should lay next to me on your stomach with your feet in the air and kind of pose with them so I'd know you want my attention.
>>33368927f, no, I donโt think so
Iโm too much of an NPC to have that much personality
>>33368874It is giving me hope and valuable intel.
And PLAP!
>>33368930I see, so it's just a "I am still going to poison myself, I just have fewer options" kind of deal.
I on the other hand can't stand bitter shit or herb liquors.
>>33368927F, said it before but yeah I translate poetry and can tell you firsthand even poetry lovers typically go kind of "huh good for you". Or they start arguing you that it's not possible to translate a poem, either one.
>>33368931noted
how would one even give a good footjob? I never really watched that kind of content or tried it, so I have no idea
>>33368927M
I have hobbies that none of my friends have, but probably not that uncommon in the grand scheme of things.
>>33368917I looked at toe spreaders, that seems like it would really hurt to rearrange your toe bones. Ever tried them?
>>33368846She came over and talked to me while being pretty, reminding me of her existence after months of not talking. I asked her out, she 'said she was busy.' We talked a bit more, then she grew cold and we stopped running into each other for a while until yesterday and she was super friendly towards me. Nothing really out of the ordinary for a normie conversation but for some reason I'm weak for this chick and just plain ignore all her red flags because she's a 10/10 in appearance. I don't even know her hobbies. It's really pathetic of me to be honest, but now I'm daydreaming about her at work instead of getting my shit done. Basically in an endless cycle of "it doesn't mean anything she was probably just in a good mood" to "omg it's happening" and back to "nothing ever happens" and then thinking about our wedding or if I should invite her to stuff next week
also go read the reply chain
>>33368881 cuz he's suffering from total foid control too
>>33368821Do you like Indian bros?
> advice
>>33368939>I see, so it's just a "I am still going to poison myself, I just have fewer options" kind of deal.Absolutely! And still trying to make the most out of the limited options I do have.
But I'm sure bitter shit rules out a lot too in practice so there's that at least?
>>33368940nta but I remember you posting a translated version some time
I think it was about planting a flower seed or so?
>>33368945>Ever tried themYes and now my toe splay is wide and strong. They dont hurt, if they do just take them off and put them back on tomorrow
>>33368953Yes! Theodore Roethke, The Geranium, IIRC. That one's fun.
>>33368951>But I'm sure bitter shit rules out a lot too in practice so there's that at least?I yeah, but I want say most cocktails have some kind of juice, cream or syrup in it which makes them all more or less taste well... at least for me.
It's surprisingly hard and, this might be a bit much to say, but sometimes I wonder if I'm an alcoholic.
>>33368947the only indian man I have ever interacted with on any meaningful level is the 50yo janitor at church and heโs very kind, helpful and always seems happy and content, so I guess some are pretty ok
>>33368941Honestly, and I don't have any experience with it either, but that to me seems like something where the idea of it is hotter than actually doing it. I don't even think I'd love it in real life. I think I'd prefer just laying back and getting a blowjob and her in between my legs with her feet in the air, or just kissing a foot or sucking her toes during sex where she's on the bed on her back and I'm at the edge.
>>33368932Like making sculptures or like fixing stuff?
>>33368935What hobbies do you have?
>>33368940>they start arguing you that it's not possible to translate a poemThats so dumb. Its a cool hobby tho you must really love poetry to put in so much effort. What languages do you speak / translate ?
>>33368946>be pretty>be niceok yeah, got it
>>33368962I meant sexually.
And Brown Indians, not American ones.
>>33368940Do you know any specialty poems? Like ones from India?
>>33368961Ah yes. I have never drank a lot of cocktails honestly because they're so expensive (and it's usually disappointing for me because it looks amazing but I hate the taste) but I can see that.
I think if the question if you might be an alcoholic comes up, it is worth considering why you drink (or why you drink as often as you do), try to find out if it's doable to limit yourself more or not really. But yeah it is just hard when you're in the middle of it to tell a budding addiction apart from overdoing it for a bit. And it doesn't help if your social circle drinks a lot too.
>>33368973idk about sexually
Iโm white af and so far I was never attracted to a man that wasnโt also white but maybe itโs just because there are no men that arenโt white around me to begin with
maybe if I met a nice indian man irl, Iโd fall for him
>>33368972> Jeder Engel ist schrecklichI visited Duino a few years ago and was very impressed. I'm a big Pynchon fan, so seeing the Thurn and Taxis castle where Rilke wrote his elegies was awesome.
>>33368964yeah, that makes sense
I guess I would just be a bit self conscious and only comfy with doing that fresh out of the shower, lol
>>33368965>Thats so dumb.To be fair I kind of understand, it's just a variation on the debate whether or not it's possible to cover a song to a point where the cover is as much an independent work of art as the original. And so many poems depend on repeating sounds, rhyme, words that are similar in a certain language (and might not be similar at all in another), so there's a lot of interpretation going on, in that sense you do have to change it.
I do really love poetry and started because I was just kind of desperate to understand more of what made poetry "work". Never discovered the secrets but I just got hooked in the process and never looked back. I translate from English to my native language (which I'd rather not disclose simply because it's such a limited amount of speakers) or the other way around, unfortunately I don't speak any third language remotely well enough to consider it for translations.
>>33368972Nah that's a different one, Theodore Roethke was an American poet (though his parents were German immigrants). But if you love Rilke, make sure to check out Jan Wagner's work.
women what should i ask you about today?
>>33368984That's fine. You see some people wanting dirty or sweaty feet and that's just not me at all. I just like the way they look. I like that a girl's feet are so distinctly feminine, and they do things to make them prettier like polish their nails or wear anklets (I do very much like anklets) and I want to enjoy a girl's feet the same way I enjoy all her other body parts.
>>33368996Ask them why they bother being good to men, when men never seem sufficiently grateful or even to notice all that women do for them.
>>33368983>Jeder Engel ist schrecklichnta I have read some rilke but never came across this but now I realize where the line comes from in this song
https://youtu.be/FfImF-0rPis?si=nKo-r8ZcNjumruII
>>33368976Unfortunately my own knowledge of foreign translated poetry is very limited, I know Rumi's work, read some translated haikus, but really very little. I am very open to recommendations though!
>>33369004It also inspired the opening line of Pynchon's _Gravity's Rainbow._
>>33368999I do like to paint my nails, do you have specific preference for colors or so?
anklets are cute, what about toe rings?
>>33369013huh, didnโt know that
neat
Why has dating become so much easier after I turned 30? I thought getting older would make things harder. I am a man by the way.
Women are you good to men (male anons)?
>>33368964>sucking her toesthis might sound exciting until one recalls the taste of nail polish
>>33369023dw, that goes away if you shower after applying it
>>33368977I make cocktails and long drinks for myself and friends, so the cost factor was never really an issue. But I tend to get them only rarely when not at home.
>it is worth considering why you drinkUsually it's on the weekend when I want to have fun with friends. In my mind that and drinking have started to be kind of associated and usually I don't feel like stopping, which is the most dangerous part.
I've had phases in the past where I drank nothing or only very little for months, but often when I do drink, even if it's just a glass of white wine or a whisky mixed with coke, I end up ordering or getting more.
And it doesn't help that I am currently unemployed and more than enough money to spend, so I got enough free time to just have a day of hangover while also buying alcohol.
Anyway, I'm yapping, and I think I should just stop drinking. Find some kind of substite I guess. Maybe drink coke instead, even if that's also unhealthy.
>>33369007NTA but have you looked into medieval poetry? I love the Confession / Vagantenbeichte by the Archpoet.
Women, big dick bf or average dick bf?
There's not a net you couldn't slip through
>>33369031I do like big dicks, terribly sorry
>>33369030Estuans intrinsicus, ira vehementi,
in amaritudine, loquor mei menti?
>want to post a picture of me and some relatives from when i was 10
>but
>for some reason my pose in that photo makes me look really homosexual
>not exaggerating
Should i do it?
Just found out my MAGA bf has been molesting our kids
Sad!
>>33369033does that mean you think Iโm skinny?
>>33369037>bf>not husbandthe writing was on the wall
>>33369021Is it really true???
>t. 26 F and having a horrible time dating
>>33369017Funnily enough I actually don't like toe rings. Anklets are awesome and a nice decoration, but I've never liked seeing a piece of metal around a toe.
As far as colors, I love white. I think that looks really good and really cute. But I've also seen girls paint them various bright, Eastery colors like cyan, and that looks nice too. I don't really like black polish. That's kind of off-putting to me. Not a big fan of red either even though it's common. For me personally, I like bright colors.
>>33369030Will file it away, I have a literary bucket list and always love recommendations, thank you. I'm not big on poetry before like the Belle รpoque but I love me some John Donne, there's always exceptions.
>>33369007You shouldโฆ India is epic and diverse material.
My own knowledge is limited, but plenty of Indo Chads can chime in.
>>33369034Thank you for being the only honest femanon
>>33369038At least that's the impression I get, cause you're smooth and you're wet
>>33369041If youโre man yes. If youโre a woman, no.
>>33369029Yeah I think finding a substitute is a good idea because it sounds like it's at least become such an ingrained link/habit that you are no longer consciously choosing whether to drink alcohol or not, it's just implied in being social and you definitely don't want to strengthen that link further.
>>33368900I'm trying not to freak out, but I've got a ton of shit going on, and this relationship stuff is just adding onto the pile. School, work, trying to romance multiple girls (some actively, some casually), and getting spammed with Snapchat messages by some Brazilian chick who isn't actively trying to seduce me but is instead peppering me with questions about what she should do when she moves to the US.
Looking back at our messages, I think I DID fuck up, though. When she texted me Sunday morning, I told her that I'd check in on her in a couple days. SHE was the one who texted me first on Sunday night, but I got freaked out when the conversation ended so abruptly (she's a really fast texter) for no apparent reason. I guess it doesn't matter anymore, but I hope I didn't lose points because of that.
And like I said in a previous thread, it does make me feel a bit like a sociopath. I'm good at both twisting my personality to appeal to different people and finding chinks in their armor. The girl sending me kissy faces is talking about doing all this stuff for me and seems to think this is love at first text while I'm just sitting here thinking about another girl. Is this just a normal part of dating?
>>33369036You were ten years old, give yourself a break. Send it. If anyone calls you gay you joke that apparently it really is just a phase for some - done.
>>33368993>so there's a lot of interpretation going on, in that sense you do have to change it. That makes sense but at the same time I feel like if its a good translation it keeps the spririt of the original. And id rather have something translated if it means more people can enjoy even if the translation isn't 100% true to the original or pure.
>I just got hooked in the process and never looked backI love it when people talk about stuff they're passionate about its so nice. You can feel they truly love it
>I translate from English to my native language (which I'd rather not disclose simply because it's such a limited amount of speakers)Yh fairs
>>33367623Well she messaged me at like half nine to say her friend invited her out for drinks but she has no money
Ngl I'm a bit tired of sending her money (I'm also broke) so I said it might be nice to see him anyway, asked if she wanted me to come along also if I wouldn't get in the way, or if he could get her a drink or two... but she's just giving one word responses like "idk" or "nws"
I just said I hope she gets to see him soon anyway and to let me know if she still wants to go out tonight or tomorrow
I just feel like at this point she only messages me when she wants a favour or to vent
I still want to be there for her but I don't want to be used
Sorry I guess this turned into vent too heh
>>333690316.5 is the perfect size imo so I guess thatโs big
How do i get a tinder skank who will fuck me longer than a month?
I am starting to hate men
Women how romantic would it be if a man blew up your house?
>>33368750Me nigga
>>33368741Date a BPDemon and she'll do this at first and reel you in, then make your life hell
>>33369063>I've got a ton of shit going on, and this relationship stuff is just adding onto the pile.Okay, so not wasting more energy and anxiety over it than necessary is a necessity to spare yourself.
>trying to romance multiple girlsThat IS tiring and stressful and you might want to cut down on it.
>she texted me on Sunday morning, I told her I'd check in on her in a couple of days.>SHE was the one who texted me first on Sunday nightOkay so the few days hadn't passed yet, how is that a fuck up in any way?
>Is this just a normal part of dating?No, and it's definitely the result of you playing all those games as far as you get instead of actually choosing who makes you feel something and just giving that person attention. It sounds like it's a competition or practice opportunity to you so you will see how far you can get regardless of how seriously you take it yourself. That would make you feel exhausted and alienated from yourself.
>>33369076> starting toYou're behind the game. Catch up.
>>33369078Id break his legs and fuck his ass so pretty romantic
>>33369076For what reason
>>33369043I would have assumed youโd like all foot jewelry but it kinda makes sense.
What about glitter nail polish? What about something like pic rel?
>>33369058I am not an eel anon
>>33369071to go on vacation or in your pants?
>>33369088We'll see you later, innovator
>>33368636Bitter, the darker the better
Not just because I'm an edgelord but because I prefer the taste
>>33369085Oh i thought you said men
>>33369066>That makes sense but at the same time I feel like if its a good translation it keeps the spririt of the original.True, and the thing is, sometimes needing to translate it also means that while some parts of the original might not shine as much, others get more focus or beauty (for example because the language you translate to has a more poetic word to say the same thing than the original language).
In that sense I like to compare it not to a cover but to a live version, where the sound quality will never rival the original but the emotion or the delivery or certain lines can still mean you cherish the live version too and maybe even pay attention to the original in a new way because you understood more deeply what is actually said and meant.
It is also just a way to engage really actively. My favorite poems I might have read fifty times over but the poems I translate I visit again and again and again until it's like a landscape that changes from day to day. It's incredible. It unironically made me understand the phrase that you never step into the same river twice. It is magic that you can know a text by heart and still discover a layer you had previously missed. It will never get old.
I appreciate your enthusiasm because I do feel lots of passion but it can be a hard sell to make others see why and sometimes it bums me out. Also for anyone lurking that likes poetry and loves puzzles, if you're ever bored, try it out, it's just super addictive.
>>33369035Yes, exactly that.
>>33369053It flows so nicely. I often feel vernacular texts from the middle ages are a bit clunky, as if they're not yet there yet - or possibly a consequence of modern interpretations of pronunciations being somewhat off, but with the Archpoet's work everything seems to fit. The allegories and metaphors he uses are so vivid - almost cartoonish at times. All while referencing ancient works, biblical verses, and stylistically too, he employs some interesting techniques one - at least from my (admittedly somewhat limited) experience does not see that often, such as deliberate repetition, playing around with declinations, etc. In my opinion his pen name is not chosen without merit.
>>33369078sounds like it would be rather stressful
maybe if he would offer me to buy me all new stuff and a new house but otherwise not so much
>>33369087I love that very much as well. And actually if a girl wore jewelry like that sometimes when we had sex I would absolutely love it. I think it's the rings specifically that I don't care for. But yeah glittery polish is awesome too.
Femanons how fat are you?
>>33368708But i did though. 100% cotton doesn't mean shit anymore
>>33369098you read baudolino?
>>33369092donโt trip, potato chip
>>33369098>modern interpretations of pronunciations being somewhat off,People pretty universally apply twentieth century Italian pronunciation to medieval Latin, calling it "ecclesiastic." In fact, every region had its own pronunciation that shifted over time. There were some French monks who pronounced Latin with the stress on the last syllable of every word, as if it were French. Most local pronunciations probably just approximated the vernacular.
>>33369098>so vivid - almost cartoonishI know just what you mean. Thank you for the recommendation and rich description, I'm intrigued.
Why are women obsessing over dancing?
>>33369111Wanna be my greasy slam pig?
>>33369113Men dont go outside they game and argue over whatever their autistic worldview is, often incelism
>>33369102Well, I hope you find a girl happy to indulge you some time soon.
>>33369113idk all zoomer men think dancing is gay though
dancing with women is fun
>>33369070>>33369034You will enjoy Curry cock.
Advice: take it slow.
>>33369114sounds degrading, but thanks for the offer
>>33369113Because your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine
>>33369122Dancing is gay though
>>33369087NTA, but if a woman asked me to kiss her feet, and she had clean feet like that pic, I'd do it. In fact, I have. A gf wanted it, so I did. I didn't get much out of it myself, but I'll do whatever it takes to get whoever I'm with off.
>>33369081I guess my main issue is that I had very low expectations because I was constantly hearing about how hard it is to get matches online. However, I've somehow managed to get attention from a sizeable amount of girls, and I'm a little afraid to give any of them up. Tinder is a cesspit where I only got one match who doesn't check her messages frequently, and I've only grabbed two matches on Hinge, one of whom is kissy face girl. I absolutely cleaned up on OkCupid, though, but I've pretty much exhausted their userbase in the process.
>>33369123>Advice: take it slow.no, I like how it hurts
>>33369113>>33369127Only right answer right here.
>>33369076I dated an Indian man a few years ago.
He was a gentleman. You just hating, sis.
Advice: loosen your grippysock
>>33369116Thank you I grew it myself
>>33369106No, I haven't. Maybe I should. Thank you for the recommendation, Anon.
>>33368798>What are your favourite fruit juices?M. Mango and passion fruit is a good combination.
>>33369134excellent work, keep it up
>>33369130I get your reasoning but at the same time dividing your attention will effectively make it harder to make a great play for someone you really want. And just stress you out. So keeping many options over also comes at a price.
>>33369133You are an Indian man you faggot
>>33369088Eat more curry.
Advice: skip the vindaloo, sometimes.
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How to cope with the fact i'll never live up to women's standards/preferences?
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>>33369128I just don't know how one could do salsa with an attractive woman, looking into her eyes while she smiles at you and feeling her breasts press against your chest and her thighs touching yours and think it's gay
>>33369141you are trying a bit too hard
>doze off with my hand over my opposite arm
>dream about swinging a hammer
>wake up because the "hammer" is my arm
Brains are interesting.
>>33369113Bollywood and Hip-Hop.
>>33369144>i'll never live up to women's standards/preferences?Time to improve yourself.
>>33369147>anon choking himself in his sleep incident incoming
>>33369061I'll give it an honest try.
I've had something to drink on Saturday, so it's not like I am already in the mood for any alcohol anyway. I'll try and go into the weekend and coming weeks with a positive attitude about it.
Thanks for hearing me out and giving me a should to lean on, I appreciate you.
>>33369131Daaaaaaang!
We in for a long session, bunny!
I hear it again. That treacherous and rhythmic bellowing.
>>33368509Just pure evil. I hope these monsters receive that treatment and more from their prison inmates
>>33369158sorry, I feel a bit gassy today
>>33369150do what?
>>33369153How to improve my race? or my face? or my height? or my dick?
state gender and your favorite line from a poem and if applicable, what you like about it or why you like it
Women, thoughts on 40mm anti aircraft guns?
>>33369163>do what cope
you just - learn to endure the unpleasant feelings
>>33369113Men don't dance anymore the same reason men don't wear suits anymore. The counter culture movement.
>>33369113I want to do dance lessons with a bpd hottie liek in silver linings playbook
State gender
Did he have sexual relations with that woman?
>>33369113Where the fuck do you even learn to dance in the first place? Schools dont do it anymore. What's the point? Not like there's places that people under 40 can go to dance anyway
Iโm center left and I hate both Israel and Jews. What does this mean?
>>33369113what kind of dancing? the only dancing I want to do with a moid is get high at a rave and lose ourselves in the music like some ancient trance ritual
>>33369144Projectmaxx, work hard and follow your dreams, ambitions and desires
Getting involved with people will only hold you back
>>33369174That depends on what your definition of "is" is.
>>33369174f
the ole under-desk suckywucky
Women, rhoughs on a man with a red face? Who looks like he's blushing 24/7? I remember it got commented on a lot in elementary school. Not anymore but I think because people learned to be polite and not that it's improved at all
>>33369174If by he you mean trump and by woman you mean child
Yes
>>33369177that you got lost on your way to pol
>>33369145Moving your hips is gay
>>33369189sounds a bit unhealthy, ngl
If a girl has a big butthole does she do anal?
>>33369189How red? I'd think he was unhealthy.
My stomach feels like it's burning a hole through itself
>>33369195how do you have sex then
>>33369097>I like to compare it not to a cover but to a live versionI like that that's a really nice comparison. I love music so i feel like this really puts it into a perspective. The cover analogy could still work if its likened to classical music imo. There's the original sheet music and every artist tries to plays their interpretation of it.
> it can be a hard sell to make others see why and sometimes it bums me outI dont have super uncommon hobbies the most niche is building gundams and solving twisty puzzles (rubiks cubes on steroids basically) but i get the part of people not understanding how it's fun or enjoyable. What matters most is you enjoy it and even though text i can feel how passionate you're about it
>>33369202go eat stomething?
>>33369181>get high at a rave and lose ourselves in the music like some ancient trance ritualbased, you need to go to a techno rave with good friends or a partner and do molly https://youtu.be/Dq4JCBFCQU8?si=G80aplD3xX3LioVD
>>33369108I've once seen someone propose for the text to be written with a German pronunciation of medieval Latin, which had some peculiarities if I remember correctly, e.g. certain syllables becoming homophonic which they wouldn't be in classical or medieval Italian pronunciations. As usual, it's hard to tell. When it comes to Middle English, Middle French or Middle High German I feel that modern interpretations often don't flow as nicely and I suspect it's due to missing some details of the historical pronunciation - or maybe it's a consequence of the authors often being laymen and the more gifted people stuck to Latin; it's hard to tell.
>>33369202You need the tums anon?
>>33369205>>33369206>>33369212Nevermind it's getting better. I hate this fucking thing.
Would you participate in an /atoga/ orgy if all the insane incels were vetted out?
>>33369189You have rosacea
>>33369220>5 fat bitches and 20 dudesI'll pass
>>33369220>if all the insane incels were vetted outrude, that's literally me!
>>33369187Use your pink mouth on my CurryThunder ;)
>>33369220No I have a small 5" penis and all the femanons are size queens
>>33369220>all the insane incels were vetted outSo I couldn't come?
(Well I guess I wouldn't be coming)
Not that an orgy interests me
Just to lol
>>33369165>your favorite line from a poem and if applicable, what you like about it or why you like itThere are far too many to choose from, but the first one that came to mind was from "Kublai Khan" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge:
>Where Alph, the sacred river, ranThrough caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
If you read that out loud the sound of it is just extraordinary.
Why do women decide to defile their bodies with tats? Do they realize how trashy and low class they look?
>>33369220M
If I can get all the snow women to myself, sure. The other Menaons can take the leftovers to another room.
Women would you date a man who doesn't know
>>33369220>20 fat balding dudes and a couple girlsyeah no thanks
Does anyone have a nice suit they can donate me?
>pic not rel
let me touch you where your heart is
>>33369233i don't have a single tat or piercings but have detected that this tattoo obsession mental illness on men makes them horrible company.
>>33369238Here you go bro
>>33369160We can have beautiful, mixed kids, bae.
>>33369220I'll pass even if everyone was attractive. Orgys are weird
>>33369145Dance classes are a good way to meet women tbf, especially in college, if you are mid and don't have many friends it's worth a shot
Years ago I begrudgingly went along with a couple of friends to some classes and ended up meeting like three attractive girls I might've had a shot with (one slept over at mine after clubbing, got another's number at a party but that fizzled out, another seemed keen but I didn't meet her outside of the class and was too shy to make a move)
>>33369233Because they don't care about your opinion.
>>33369247Your suit, king
You'll be laying pipe with this one
>>33369243Is that the brand of yo panties?
>>33369253>Dance classes are a good way to meet women tbfBut what if I don't want to go to dance class because as a straight man I hate dancing?
>>33369232oh, I like that
I love it when words echo in each other like that
feels so smooth and right
>>33369165F.
>Unlace yourself, for that harmonious chime,>Tells me from you, that now it is bed-time. I just find it sexy!
All these chemicals dancing through my brain
>>33369223Bold of you to assume there would be 20 men left when all the incels are executed.
And we have several skinny girls.
>>33369269Does it make you want to PLAP?
Should I gleam some chocolate laced strawberries all over you?
>>33369272Me when I hit the YART !!
>>33369256They do care when they realize that I donโt want to commit to them
>>33369276The Indo Chad took care of them. Youโre welcome.
Now, you Fems can play with me ;)
>>33369165M
I dont know shit about poetry but read War Photographer by Carol Ann Duffy in school and it always stuck with me
>In his dark room he is finally alone>with spools of suffering set out in ordered rows
>>33369165M
>Deep into that darkness peering,>long I stood there>wondering, fearing, doubting>dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream beforePic related.
>>33369165f, itโs very clichรฉ, but
>rage, rage against the dying of the light itโs what I tell myself when I feel like giving up once again
>>33369165M
In my restless dreams, I see that town.
>>33369290All will eventually submit to The Curry!
>>33369284>with spools of suffering set out in ordered rowsI like that
>>33369165M
>Nothing beside remains, round the decay of that colossal wreck, lone and level sands stretch far away
>>33369277No, but I like how sexual his love poems are. It's sexually romantic, not sugary. My favourite of John Donne's sex poems is probably The Sun Rising though:
>Busy old fool, unruly sun,>Why dost thou thus,>Through windows, and through curtains call on us?>Must to thy motions lovers' seasons run?
>>33369165I suppose for me itโs โthis, too, shall passโ
>>33369304โฆ youโre lame.
>>33369310>femanon doesn't like my low IQ advances booo hoooGrow up.
>>33369310nta but unnecessarily rudeโฆ
State gender
What advice would you give to a man who is too ugly to be considered attractive to women but still has that craving for a relationship?
I already try to fill as much of my empty time as possible with fulfilling things
State gender
What color are your eyes?
>>33369325M, Brown, practically black if light doesn't hit it the right way.
>>33366995 (OP)Is it worth it to try and get ripped when you enjoy meeting women in (techno) clubs?
I do just fine, but I feel as if the roided out dudes get the really top tier hottest grils. May just be my infieriority complex speaking though.
How important is being /fit/ when you only consider physical attractiveness?
>>33369325f, blue
>>33369321e-date some avoidant BPDemon
>>33369321M
Despite atoga psyops, women on average aren't as visually focused as men when choosing a partner. Other aspects carry more weight.
Also you need to actually be around women to get dates.
>>33369333In a setting like that, yeah, it can make a difference
definitely worth a try
>>33369336>e-date some avoidant BPDemonShieeeet wanna date?
>>33369342no, I learned my lesson
>>33369325You guys already know.
>>33369321M
Very simple, stick to your own kind, plenty of ugly women out there
>>33369336>e-date some avoidant BPDemon
>>33369345>no, I learned my lessonWhaa? What happened?
>>33369321F
Be sexy to someone
I've fallen for men I found ugly because they did something hot sexy strong kind romantic etc.
>>33369325blue/green. more blue but also more like turquoise.
and inside without sunlight they look gray.
>>33369348I hate that red nose so fucking much.
>>33369350lets just say, if you want to give dating a try with someone too mentally ill to even consider meeting up irl, thats your best bet
>>33369258i never talk to men irl but i'd compliment a guy wearing this.
>>33369350NTA
What do you think?
>>33369354>pic
>>33369345But did you get satisfied?
>>33369355Well I'm not that anon lol.
I was just making a joke.
However, I do genuinely believe that edating that then develops into an irl relationship is truly my only option.
I struggle outside too much and I've honestly never met anyone I'm that interested in irl.
>>33369362How would she get satisfied from that?
>>33369362yeah, it was great
>>33369351I have that effect on certain ATOGANs (Fem).
>>33369363I like the thought of falling in love with someone without knowing what they look like
I know itโs stupid but whatever
>>33369370Jesusโฆ thatโs kinda ghey.
>>33369373if you say soโฆโฆโฆ
>>33369370>without knowing what they look likeWhy did you assume this?
You know sending pics is a thing?
>>33369364>>33369365Awww, hell yeah!
Drinks all around.
>>33369321M
There actually isn't a lot of data which supports that looks are that relevant when it comes to questions of being in a relationship. People tend to assort with regard to looks, i.e. attractive people tend to date attractive people, ugly people tend to date ugly people. The problem is: in order to meet women who would date you - and whom you'd be okay with dating - you'd have to probably meet a lot of people. And that is what the data shows: the personality trait extraversion is a better predictor of romantic success than any other trait. Sadly, most personality traits, including extraversion are also substantially heritable; in fact, it might be easier for most people to get a nice hair cut a new set of clothes and thus improve their looks quite a but, than it is for them to will themselves into becoming more social when they don't innately feel comfortable around people. In that regard, by reducing your issues to looks, you might be misreading what your actual problem is.
>>33369380I just talked about stopping drinking..
>>33369370That... happened to me.
It doesn't have to work like that. We can exchange pictures. But I like chatting for a while before that.
I fell madly in love with a woman's whose face I have never seen. I genuinely mean it.
>>33369348Zoomer girls look like they're trying to imitate cracky-chan.
>>33369357It's a nice shirt isn't it
>>33369384I thought all of them were copying Belle Delphine? Or did she fade from popularity?
>>33369386Belle pretty much made the e-girl look popular, yeah.
I love guns so much I wish I could own one
>>33369378yeah, I know
but the point is that this is your only option to side step that part where you feel like you have to be attractive to find a relationship and that there is people that prefer it that way
>>33369383yeah, it has happened to me too and it was as real as any other love
>exchange pictures sure but the point is to deliberately not do that
>>33369384>cracky-chanI'm surprised there are people here who would even know who that is.
>>33369390>sure but the point is to deliberately not do thatThat's just stupid.
>>33369383>>33369390Me three
I think there's also a certain intrigue in not knowing what they look like
>>33369391This is 4chan... the place where she initially got famous...?
>>33369391We building a Time Machine, son!
What's with all the cringe ass posts
>>33369321M
Abandon all hope, embrace solitude.
>>33369394>>33369370Several Euro Femanons did this with Indian channers. Turns out, love can bloom over thousands of miles.
>>33369390>it was as real as any other loveYes. She's the only person I've loved that much.
Which is why it hurt me so much that she never dared to show me her face.
I did show her mine.
I didn't push her to show me hers, it came up much later.
And she said she couldn't do it, because she feared I would do something to her. That told me that she never truly trusted me. Which was devastating.
>>33369386But the red nose...
>>33369404>because she feared I would do something to her.That's a very cheap copout for saying she doesn't want to commit to you.
>>33369409But that's not a good thing. I weep for anyone who is even remotely close to being me.
>>33369411Your eyelids are getting verryyyyy heavy
>>33369413Don't be so dramatic.
>>33369410>That's a very cheap copout for saying she doesn't want to commit to youI know, anon. That's what happened. She never took me seriously enough to be honest with me.
And I did everything to make things work.
I was so careful to not be manipulative or to push her. I knew she felt distant, I didn't push her, I just accepted it.
But it hurt so fucking much.
Ofc, I ended up gettkng ghosted after many months of consistent relationship.
>>33369411>>33369406>>33369415I thought we were talking cute things.
>>33369419I guess you fell for somebody who was avoidant?
>>33369420Nothing cuter than comic love.
>>33369417You have no idea.
>>33369424I have many ideas.
Why do my balls feel so hot
>>33369427Hopefully it's supercanceraids.
>>33369423>I guess you fell for somebody who was avoidant?I fell for someone who never fell for me.
I loved her. And I don't regret doing so.
But that's why it hurts.
>>33369430I was asking if you think she is avoidant.
>>33369427Nigga it's July.
>>33369426But you're not serious about most of them, thinking them caricatures of inadequacy. I live up to them.
I took a piss and they're all good now
>>33369432>I was asking if you think she is avoidantI know.
I don't think so. We talked regularly. It was just this matter of commitment that she avoided.
>>33369443How do you know it wasn't a man?
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
Should I go from hating meaningless sex to having a fwb?
>>33369451Queen is the most overrated band of all time
You're my loser, and I love you.
>>33369445I saw other stuff.
>>33369460No face, but other stuff? Funny.
>my type:
>bro with female filter on:
>>33369453I did, itโs nice
>>33369468Her 8inch girlcock
Where do I meet clingy gf
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>/atoga/ moment
>>33369479Be someone's first bf and you'll have a clingy gf, simple.
hjg
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why no new thread. men make a new thread.
>>33369496No point right now
>>33369479Have you tried the cat shelter
Men,
If you were about to hit someone and he said it was his birthday, would you still hit him?
How do you deal with people who dont listen and always speak over you ?
>>33369479where to meet clingy boyfriend?
need a knight in a grey hoodie
>>33369458i want a man who says things like this to me.
>>33369500Iโll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>33369506Give him a kiss
>>33369506Heโs just a little guy?
>>33369507Unless I sense that they dislike/hate me, I just assume it's adhd and there's no need to be hard on the retards since they already have it hard.
>1600 posts on page 8
we are POPPIN'
Ladies, do you expect a man to ask for your "socials" these days? I grew up in a different era, when lovers sent love letters to one another. I don't understand this whole "socials" things and what I'm supposed to do about it. Why can't I just talk to you like a normal human being and invite you for a picnic or a stroll through the park together? Why must human attention be mediated through corporate big data?
>>33369527I donโt have socials
>>33369531Would you care to join me for a picnic, or perhaps a stroll through the park?
>>33369336>e-date some avoidant BPDemonDon't get my hopes up...
>>33369325>data miner moment
>>33369321>>33369336Honestly, e-dating a chick I met on /adv/ a few years ago did wonders for me. I've never felt so "fixed" by a woman before, and we never actually met in person. I think all that stuff has moved to /soc/atoga now, though.
>>33369113M
Ngl I used to fantasise over dancing with my crush
>>33369518Sorry, im just trying my best
best sleep I ever was getting was being tangled up with my ex, feeling the weight and pressure of her body against mine
I wish women would just accept the realistic toil of life and just settle to live with the physical comfort of a man instead of playing at finding prince charming and leveraging relationships to obtain status or wealth
Men, would you stop the car on the side of the highway so your gf could pick flowers?
>>33369564Is that even legal
>>33369564only if I could be sure it was safe
>>33369564Yeah.
Would you stop the car so i can throw a rock into a lake?
>>33369564Yeah, I would. I recently stopped on the highway to point out a cat in a nearby farm
which is better?
>no tits + washingboard stomach (very skinny)
vs
>b cup tits + a small stomach "pouch" instead of a completely flat stomach (still skinny but gained weight)
>>33369564As long as we can do it safely, sure.
>>33369578the latter but you won't catch me being picky about it
>>33369578Option 2 but I have no problem with 1 either.
>>33369578The latter. Not because of the size of the tits, but because I hate anorexics.
>>33369578>b cup tits + a small stomach "pouch" instead of a completely flat stomach (still skinny but gained weight)this but chubby with DD
>>33369586skinny doesn't mean being anorexic, obese anon.
>>33369578M
Her boobs will grow when I get her pregnant so option 1.
>>33369594>the anorexic cries out as she skips another meal
>>33369589You better be a top 1% male lol
>>33369561f
trust me, i feel this exact same way
and i have literally loved men who were the complete opposite of a chad.. broke, fat and bald.
they still cheated.
i reached out to counselors to try and figure out why i wasnt good enough or how to feel better..
still sleepin alone.
>obese male gets offended that skinny people exist
Only in America.
>>33369564SO FUCKING ROMANTIC.
He would get road head, fa sho.
>>33369417Ok. I'm making dinner now. What are you guys and gals having?
>>33369595>get her pregnantew you mean to fill her up with your throbbing penis. that's gross anon
>>33369608Why did you quote me.
>>33369608I made fried rice with vegetables (and an egg for protein). I tend not to eat meat in the summers.
>>33369608Chicken and cheese onion burritos with sour cream
>>33369608same thing I had yesterday and the day before and for breakfast. pork shoulder in ramen
>>33369527I'd send him a letter.
>>33369608I'm making noodels
>>33369608I just had breakfast.
Had some omelet and turnip cake.
>>33369612To confuse you.
Girlboss.
>>33369624>turnip cakeHwat?
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>>33369627I think it's actually radish, but is referred to as turnip cake in western dimsum places.
Basically just shredded radish mixed with rice flour.
>>33369626LMAO
advertisers still can't figure out how to appeal to men
marketing to women has just been too lucrative, it scrambled their brains.
that screencap is a perfect example of why despite men shopping/visiting a store only 12.8% less often than women they spend less than 1/5th the money women do
Why are people posting ads from plebbit
>>33369609>ew you mean to fill her up with your throbbing penis. that's gross anonWould you prefer if I fill you up with it?
>>33369626Is it wrong that I'm two inches shorter than my gf (or more, if she wears her heels)?
>>33369634>advertisers still can't figure out how to appeal to menJust use sex.
>>33369631Neat. I'd put horseradish on that. Then it can be double radish toast.
Should I turn my burritos into enchiladas?
question to women: what do you masturbate to most often?
Women why dont you look like this?
>>33369626What's he gonna store in that pocket?
>>33369644Yes. Sauce it up, king.
>>33369646Pale with black hair is peak.
>>33369646i don't own any red lipstick
>>33369643I never could get into horseradish, or wasabi.
I have zero defense against that kind of spicy.
>>33369651Amen brother. Especially jet black.
>>33369653What colour do you have then?
>>33369642yes, unironically that's half of it.
Did you know that men are 6x more likely to mute, block, or skip ads than women? I believe it's evidence that not only do many current advertisements towards men not work, they're actually actively repelling them.
>>33369661These are dangerous women from my experience though.
>>33369653That's the smallest and easiest part of the whole fit.
>>33369661>enlarge image>nose piercingaaaaand its ruined
>>33369649Hmmm. I'll have to make it stretch but ok
>>33369646Because I refuse to dye my hair black.
>>33369661What do you even say to a girl that looks like that
>>33369664lmao fucking retarded tradcuck
>>33369668>Do you play videogames?
>>33369661I posted that picture a while ago itt.
>>33369664Here you go.
>>33369659horseradish is absolutely amazing and I love horeradish on sandwiches. it doesn't even taste spicy it's just complex and sweet
never had real wasabi
>>33369672>I love horeradish on sandwichesMasochistic bitches up in this shitter.
>>33369672Well, I'm pretty sure the green stuff we get from the stores is horseradish.
I don't think I've had real wasabi either.
Personally, I just really don't like that sensation of funk up my nostrils.
>>33369672>horseradish enjoyerBased. I could go for a sandwich now
>>3336963412.8% and 20% aren't that far off from each other
>>33369671>I posted that picture a while ago ittI've had that image on my pc since 2020...
I have a fleeping boaner hahahahahah
>>33369671Is this the infamous dark siren energy?
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>>33369646Nomura sure has a type.
>>33369681failing the comprehension test.
>>33369686if only women would impassively execute me with their thighs for making a bad joke...
>>33369693Fleepy weebly wobbly bobbly hehehehehehwhehahhaha
what kind of men get women who make content like this?
https://www.youtube.com/@yuquharu/videos
>>33369697I am still confused.
>>33369701Good, good, thatโs very goodโฆ.hahaha, yesssssโฆ.o
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>>33369704she has a husband
>>33369699cleancut middle class millenial basedboys
How are single girls real when a single hand gesture can secure any guy you want
>>33369710>trannies assume that women think like they do
>>33369710There are men who arenโt desperate manwhores, fyi
i don't understand suicidal people. if you're truly depressed why not just turn your life upside down and move to bhutan and become a farmer there or something, rather than just being boring and killing yourself.
>>33369712manwhores aren't desperate, the women that throw themselves onto him are
>>33369659Idk. I had some sushi last week and the wasabi wasn't actually that bad. I do enjoy a bit of heat but not over flavor.
>>33369710they don't want to secure any guy they want to snag THE guy and extract his juices. like a spider
>>33369716No woman in existence is as desperate as the average mid male lel
>>33369713Why the fuck would I want to be a farmer in Bhutan
>>33369713a lot of suicidal people are suicidal because they have no financial freedom to solve their problems or escape them by just moving to a different country. what a retarded question
>>33369713>I donโt understand Clearly
>>33369713lot of suicide comes from a person lacking control over their life to begin with. if a person had the agency to just move to bhutan or whatever like you say they're not gonna be suicidal.
>>33369719>they want to snag THE guy and extract his juices. like a spiderThat'sโฆ exactly the metaphor my gf uses to describe herself in our relationship.
Should I be concerned?
>>33369724>what is taking a loan and moving into a non-western countryRetard moment
>>33369728>I am dating a woman>there is a spider in my bed>should I be concerned
>>33368031Why do I need to buy expensive shit, for my coworkers to like me?
A pack of signor frozen should be enough
My face is so scratchy when I don't shave. Women thoughts?
>>33369712Just because you sleep around doesn't mean you're desperate or a manwhore. We have standards
>>33369719It works there too
>>33369729>just take a loan broretard king
>>33369734i noticed and liked it
>>33369737>no poor person has ever moved into a foreign country trust meRetard m'lord
>>33369578give me a 1 gf with 2 as her breast friend I mean breast friend I mean breast friend
>>33369564If it has a shoulder for it, but I'd be on the look out for revenue hunters looking for an excuse and be ready to take a piss a a moments notice.
>>33369741Why are Asians so cute I'd marry a pornstar
>>33369747just so the record is straight- neither of those girls are pornstars
>>33369747I've been a weeb my entire life but I've never had yellow fever.
I don't like their features, very rarely I find one attractive.
>>33369741why are their necks so skinny I could fit one hand around it and certainly couldn't fit my cock down one
>>33369750your image bugged out. Here let me help.
>>33369749Nta when i first started as a weeb i felt the same way. I distinctly remember thinking Hanazawa Kana was unattractive. But after a few years i got hardcore yellow fever. Love their features now
>>33369741Why are women so desperate to appeal to furry pedophiles?
>>33369710I had a dude open my car door for me today to help me. And when he closed it, it kinda bounced off my ass the first time because I wasn't expecting that and wasn't in my seat all the way.
Men, did I give him a boner? It was pouring rain and he still helped me.
whenever I see the hottest of black women pull the lamest of white guys I just feel so bad for them
>>33369755He went home and punched himself in the head while rocking back and forth crying because he thinks he bruised you while trying to be nice
o algo
1762 posts on page 8 before someone posted a new thread. Good job, /atoga/.
>>33369755>Men, did I give him a boner?no probably not. when men help women especially under cause like weather they're usually subconsciously thinking of their mom. he probably felt bad more than anything and the other half is hiding that feeling.
>>33369763How new are you?
We used to cross 3000 posts at one point
>>33369763>on page 8I only posted a new thread because how close we were to image limit.
>>33369763Reminder the correct approach would be not posting until page 10 or 404
>>33369758JH could pull me in any direction she wants.
>>33369758My dad was pretty handsome when he pulled my mom
>>33369783That's not JH LMAO!
That's London.
>>33369795Someone said this photo was her.
Why don't men get desserts at restaurants
>>33369800Lol ofc thats not her.
Jh always whines about how flat she is. Plus she's never going to post pics like that on hear again after getting doxxed on /b/ 10 years ago
>>33369805Cheesecake is cheaper at the grocery store
Also I dont want to get fat
Or some people simply dont like sweets
My brother is like that
Hates anything sweet, drinks, candy, ice cream, cake, etc.
Gn, my only friends in the world
>>33369814Sleep well lil nigga
>>33369811This. I just don't care about most desserts on the menu. It feels like an afterthought in a lot of restaurants too, especially if they're serving non-western food (dessert is a western social construct).
>>33369800jh is fat with no tits, retard
>>33370020I'm not fat. I'm a normal weight for my height. 120 pounds. Also fuck you guys for even thinking I'd post pics ITT.
Women, would you rather suck your bf balls while he fuck your bestfriend, or get your bf to suck your tits while you fuck his best friends?
>>33370044The former, I guess. I don't have to fuck anyone I wasn't in a relationship with, at least.