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>>33366995 (OP)
gender
you ever want to leave someplace like a job, rental or even just a town? all because of some minor, minute detail that you just can't seem to separate yourself from?

something like a 'curb your enthusiasm' "no, I didn't leave that 'thing' the microwave. It was already there when I walked in" but the other person saw you were the only other person in the room so they just deduce it was you... except its many times with many different things?

Feels like I'm being gaslit and there isn't anyone else there to speak up for me and vouch that it was indeed not me.

Women what's your favourite anime speech?

CLOWNS TO THE LEFT OF ME
JOKERS TO THE RIGHT
HERE I AM
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU

Men & Women:

Thoughts on this bodytype?

>>33367013
welcome to the circus

>>33367014
sexo

>>33367014
Hot on girl
Gay on boy

STATE GENDER
STATE MBTI
STATE NEET-STATUS

>>33367014
I blame anime. Two bombs was never enough.

>>33367014
M
Eh.

>>33367014
M. Hot.

>>33366998
M, yes and I have many times
I quit school, I've left many jobs, I've left my home, I've sabotaged and ruined budding relationships
But in the end I was just running from myself...
What has happened bro? Talk us through it

>>33367014
M
Hot I guess

>>33367023
M
INFJ
Currently NEET, should really be applying to jobs cause my job centre meeting's in two days but alas I'm playing Retro Classics rn...

Every guy just wants to have a happy family, why do girls gaslight people into thinking guys hate long term

>>33366998
Also yeah man, if you are being constantly blamed and gaslight for things you didn't do and made to feel bad, maybe your environment and the people were toxic. When you finally get out you'll be able to look back with clarity and see the BS

>>33367034
>Coco
More like Cock-o, amirite?

Women would you date a guy who dips his donuts into his coffee

>>33367014
M
Very hot. But left I’d be worried if people thought she was a guy

>>33367006
This isn't about anti-social or unappreciated. Simply put, I mean being accused for something innocuous or minute but you aren't able to PROVE it isn't you. It's not serious, but its just too many coincidences.

>>33367042
Women love us fat boys. Bonus points if you are balding too

>>33367038
Cocko cuz Jocko could beat me at an arm wrestle but I'd out-cock him (no homo)

>>33367042
sure

>>33366998
M
yeah, I actually did change a country
best dicision I've ever made

>>33367014
M
Whoever pulls my cock from inside them shall be crowned king of the dipsodes

>>33366995 (OP)
I'm the primary household caretaker for my 80 year old father and irresponsible younger brother, and my older autistic sister.
I also work full time remote.
I feel like between all my responsibilities, I'm putting family before my potential family.
I'm already over 30.
What do you think of this situation?

>>33367034
>>33367038
I'm in love with the coco, coco

Women, when was the last time you had your biscuits buttered?

>>33367014
Same girl btw

>>33367062
SEKKUSOOOOOO

>>33367059
what do you mean?

I have to poop for the third time this morning

>>33367055
gg

Men and women
What do you think about settling for someone who you think is way below your standards? Have you done it? How did it end up?

>>33367036
in the current landscape the number of men wanting ltr and eventually marriages outnumber the women, the problem is that women all want the 10% of guys who are not into that at all

>>33367067
Delicious, melty butter on your warm buns :^)

>>33367069
What's going on with your bowels
What did you eat

>>33367058
Bet
>>33367055
Yeah you're doing a noble thing but if you meet a nice lass then gtfo
Anyway later guys I've wasted too much of my life here

>>33367071
f, that seems like an ugly concept, I honestly never put that much thought into who I date, I just followed my gut

>>33367071
M
Sounds like hell

>>33367075
sus…

Girls, is it a red flag if it really turns me on when women crawl on their hands and knees, and I'd like a girl to do that around the house sometimes? I wouldn't demand it obviously.

>>33367071
M
I don't have any standards so doesn't apply
Ugly or hot they still dump me in the end kek

>>33367014
M
These pro style, "advert for my onlyfans" style pics bore me, it's freeze dried and sterile, not erotic at all

man my libido is nonexistent lately

>>33367071
M
Yes. I had a few practice gfs, I dumped them because I got too angry at them.

Women am I a flower in your dustbin

>>33367076
A banana

Women:

Having your nipples sucked, licked, and/or gently bitten on.

Yay, or nay? And why?

>>33367071
M

I've gone on lots of dates with women below my standards, I've never had a real relationship with one though.

>>33367082
it is a bit weird but not too weird
it would feel weird to do it on purpose but if it turns you on if she just crawls around for other reasons then I don‘t see the issue

>>33367062
how to get flat cosplayer gf

>>33367089
When I’m ovulating it’s like two more clits when I’m not it feels like nothing

>>33367086
I hope this is b8, kys
>>33367085
Same, are you depressed?

>>33367089
yeah sure but I prefer tracing, flicking and pinching

>>33367085
Try lifting some weights and getting off porn, it's done wonders for my sex life with my girlfriend

>>33367085
Pin tren to raise your testosterone and turn you into a sex animal

>>33367088
Is that it
What'd you eat last night

>>33367089
Nay. It's extremely painful to have them played with beyond just tracing the areolae with a finger.

>>33367096
i don't look at porn, i should hit the gym though.
>>33367094
i don't feel depressed idk

>>33367085
Similar boat, I'm horny but the dick doesn't want to play

>>33367103
What the hell are your nipple made out of, sugar glass?

>>33366995 (OP)
>previous thread had 1800 replies and 150 images
Golly

>>33367108
you‘re welcome

>>33367099
A sleeve of cookies

>>33367107
Idk what's wrong with them, never had a doctor say more than "that's how they are". They're innies, if that makes it make sense.

Women, what do you think about men who are scared of bugs? Would you be willing to kill it for them?

>>33367108
What the fuck was that thread spam about anyway

>>33367112
Depends on the context. I kill bugs in my home, but I like them in the context of pets. So it's possible we're not compatible in general.

>>33367112
being grossed out is fine, being scared is cringe
>kill
nope, but I can bring then outside

And my head hurtz

>>33367111
>They're innies
Damn, it's a shame you're ultra sensitive, would have been fun to sort of tease them out by gently squeezing and teasing them until they were out fully.

>>33367091
If I could try to articulate why I'd like it, I think it's very submissive, but there's nothing "making" her do it, she can get up and walk around if she wants, but for her to sometimes act submissive in that way would be really cool for me. Or if there was a small object on the other side of the room and she was to crawl to it and bring it back with her mouth. But I wouldn't call her a bitch or anything, I don't want it to seem abusive at all. I just like the idea of her being kind of playfully submissive like that. Sometimes.

>>33367112
i don't usually kill them so maybe, just for the closure

>>33367114
>>33367115
I mean like a cockroach

>>33367110
Sounds unhealthy
Anyways sounds like typical hot girl tummy troubles. Try not to eat sleeves of cookies for dinner though.

Women, wouldn't you think it's pathetic if you were in the street or in a store and a guy approached you?

>>33367117
Smoke crack

>>33367123
This has never happened to me. My ego would be blown into space if it did

>>33367118
Previous partners have felt the same way. And after telling them in no uncertain terms that it really hurts to have them squeezed and that they come out on their own, every single ex has at one time or another still tried to pry them out. Idk what it is, but my nipples turn people into selfish assholes.

>>33367119
Idk, I‘m not very submissive, so I might be the wrong person to ask. I can imagine it being hot to having you sit on the bed and crawling to you to suck your dick or so, but that‘s about the extend of that. I don‘t think it‘s a big deal though and I am sure many girls would be into it if the vibe is right.

>>33367123
I would feel flattered.

>>33367123
not really.

>>33367128
Sucks for them to do that unprompted, I would only do something like that with permission.

Also, is it really ANY type of touch? Like even licks are painful?

>>33367130
Okay that's cool. And I wouldn't want it like all the time or anything. But if a girl did it every once in a while I'd really like it.

>>33367023
M
INFP(where are my INFP brothers and sisters @)
I'm learning how to become a female vtuber, does that count?

Women how do neck kisses compare to regular mouth kisses

>>33367136
Is it the crawling specifically? What about kneeling for a bj for example?

>>33367135
>Like even licks are painful?
No, I was being a bit hyperbolic. In theory, some light touching and licking could be okay, but partners ALWAYS escalated the pressure or speed to something extremely uncomfortable, if not straight up doing more than they said they would. So it's easier to just say everything hurts and call it a day.

>>33367082
>>33367119
In a sexual encounter, that's pretty easy to spin imo. If you want it done casually I'd imagine if a girl wasn't already into it, you could go from the pet-play angle.
I'd say I'm biased in the opposite direction as the other anon. I'm very much a floor-oriented individual and fairly submissive so I sorta naturally do that sort of thing a lot. A similar thing is when my guy is at his desk, I'll crawl over and sit on the floor next to him and rest my cheek or chin on his leg.

>>33366995 (OP)
Why do women hate fun?

>>33367138
in general more fluttery and more submissive, it always reminds me of how dogs bare their throat to signal submission
they are very different but both are great

>>33367140
I really like kneeling too. Just kind of a girl showing submission like that where it's not too extreme or anything.

>>33367023
Male
INFP
Currently in employment, planning to return to education soon as well
>>33367137
>INFP(where are my INFP brothers and sisters @)
Half of us are probably in our depressive episodes holed up in our rooms

>>33367023
M
INTJ (allegedly)
I'm on holiday and technically out of job, although I do get offers. By fall I'll have a more stable job.

>>33367149
>Half of us are probably in our depressive episodes holed up in our rooms
Damn... You get me...

>>33367138
turns me on more than mouth kisses

>>33367143
That sounds awesome. I liked this sort of thing because I like that a girl is so into me that she's willing to let me see her like that, and that she trusts me enough that she knows I'm not going to take advantage of her and try to make her do things she doesn't actually want to do.

>>33367144
They dont hate fun. They hate men* having fun

>>33367152
I'm right there with you anon

>>33367110
What kind of cookies?

>Peed in my first bottle
Women, my NEET era begins now!

>>33367143
>I'll crawl over and sit on the floor next to him and rest my cheek or chin on his leg
yeah, I could get behind that too
>>33367148
as long as it feels playful, I do enjoy some submissive energy
I can also see the fun in the sex toy angle, where it‘s about just being used for his pleasure
maybe that could be combined

Gender
Should I drink while I play Nightreign today? I have some nice plum wine chilling in the fridge

>>33367160
go ahead!

>>33367023
M
ENTP
I have never had a job in my entire life and I'm almost 27. My first ever job starts on the first of September.

>>33367158
lol

>>33367158
>I've peed in more bottles than a man on 4chan
This feels surreal.

>>33367165
I can't lie, you're kind of annoying.

>>33367160
sounds comfy, do it

>>33367167
When girls piss in a bottle do they have to use a funnel or something?

And if you're thinking of me, I'm probably thinking of you.

>>33367160
I should get some plum wine. I got a big bottle of it at a restaurant in China once while my friend made fun of me for being an alcoholic. (The bottle looked a lot smaller in the photo on the menu...)

>>33367093
this is so true

>>33367168
thats fine by me

>>33367160
>>33367176
by plum wine you mean umeshu or? also what's a good plum wine?

>>33367174
I just pressed it up to my peehole. It's messy, but I wasn't pissing in a bottle when I could afford to be picky.

>>33367180
I don't really know, I've forgotten, sorry. It was Chinese though. It tasted good, almost like port/darker sherries (think PX but not nearly so treacly) desu.

>>33367159
I like the idea of a girl who just really wants to please me. And I also like her coming to me and just being like "tell me what to do and I'll do it" but I think what I really like about it is that this is a person that I do respect, and she's willing to do this for me because she's so attracted to me, and she trusts me that I'm not going to make her do anything she actually wouldn't like. That would seriously make me feel amazing.

>>33367182
ah ok

>>33367178
Certainly not as disruptive as some posters. But still annoying.

My cost of living has literally doubled since my sister moved back home, because I pay for her meals and groceries. No wonder I managed to spend a thousand bucks last month.

>>33367138
Mouth kisses are awkward and taste bad

>>33367181
Yuck, the only time I pee in bottles is when my wife has friends over and i don't want to go upstairs and see them.

>>33367186
we‘re probably all a bit annoying every now and then

I need to lose weight, I can't take it anymore, I need to have sex with an attractive woman. I'll do anything at this point almost.

>>33367189
I mostly did it in friends' cars. It wasn't a proud time for me right out of highschool.

women why don't you just leave men alone?

>>33367184
thats pretty cute and wholesome and I agree, submissions should be about trust, intimacy and vulnerability, not force and humiliation

>>33367187
Why doesn’t she pay

>>33367191
But you're also kinda cute x

>>33367158
Do you not have a bathroomm?
I'm a hikki NEET but at least not a bottle pisser...

>>33367198
:o

>>33367154
>>33367184
That is a really sweet perspective for a Dom. I appreciate that. I think you'll be fine. Lots of girls are submissive but the catch-22 is that sometimes Doms are into D/s from a sadistic angle which, for my preferences as a sub, isn't what I'm looking for at all. Service submission I think is fairly common. But maybe I'm biased due to that being my kink, so it feels normal and natural to me. But I feel like I met a lot of other girls into that when I was in kink spaces and back when I was active on /soc/.

>that she trusts me enough that she knows I'm not going to take advantage of her and try to make her do things she doesn't actually want to do.
This was a huge turning point for me being in my current relationship vs my ex. Presently, he'll notice even small reactions from me about being uncomfortable and he'll respond in kind. Versus with my ex, if something was happening that I didn't want, I had to be very direct, verbal, and explicit in order to make him stop.
It's pretty exhilarating from the other end to be with someone who could do whatever he wants but chooses not to. Like when he holds me down, I literally cannot move unless he decides to remove his strength. Yet I have just the right amount of control that he'll toe the line but if I push back, I know he'll yield.

>>33367187
Why doesn't she get a job

time to get food

>>33367195
I try to leave those alone that want to be left alone

>>33367205
what will you get?

>>33367192
I have reentered my energy drink phase. Skittles C4 isn't half bad. I have been drinking 1 energy drink per day now.
Gender
Do you drink energy drinks?

>>33367194
>It's messy
>I mostly did it in friends' cars

>>33367205
Watchu gon eat

>>33367207
chimkens

>>33367160
Yeah that sounds good
I'm drinking and playing Retro Classics
>>33367163
Gl with the new job anon
>>33367187
>I pay for her meals and groceries
That's sweet of you but is she not able to work at all
I'm basically a degenerate bum leeching off my sister but I at least pay for the groceries and some other things where I can

>>33367197
>>33367204
She is moving out of state to get her PhD soon

>>33367209
Yes. It's as bad as it sounds.

>>33367208
I did not mean to reply to >>33367192
But maybe energy drinks will help you

>>33367208
f
yeah, sometimes I do when I want a zero cal refreshing dose of caffeine
>>33367211
nice

>>33367206
pfft yeah right

>>33367208
M
Very rarely if I need to stay awake to get some work done. Like once a year type deal.

>>33367192
Just fap and you'll realise it's just your hormones telling you that
>>33367205
Based, enjoy eating
Nearly 5pm here I should probably eat but don't feel like it

>>33367192
>specifically an above average woman
>not just top 30% (7/10) but probably even hotter than that
Why do men always have these shallow megalomanic fantasies instead of in-group bias for fellow downtrodden ugly people.

>>33367192
would you qualify for semaglutide?

>>33367203
Are you the one with the pity fetish who gets turned on when your bf fails?

>>33367225
>in-group bias for fellow downtrodden ugly people.
what does that mean

>>33367220
why would I want to bother someone that wants to be left alone? makes no sense

>>33367221
Damn dude. How do you resist the urge to caffienemaxx?
>>33367218
What's your drink of choice

>>33367161
>>33367169
>>33367214
>>33367176
Based
>>33367180
The bottle says "Plum Gekkeikan", it's the only one they carry at my local store, they just started stocking it. I'm not an expert on the stuff by any means, this is my first ever bottle, but its really good

>>33367208
M, yeah when I worked I'd usually have one before work because I'm not a morning person, and another at lunchtime
Also sometimes while going out on the way to meet my ex or do some other social activities
I don't these days because I'm poor, cheaper to just have coffee at home

>>33367208
M
Never liked them. I only drink Red Bull with Jaggermeister when I go clubbing with friends

>>33367234
Also I have crippling ADHD, only caffeine, nicotine and cocaine (which is way too expensive) really help

>>33367208
Yes, and I immediately regret it every time. But the fruit punch rockstar is so good...

>>33367215
Reasonable I guess just thug it out

>>33367232
>drink of choice
I don‘t have a specific one, I like the white monster but usually I just stick to the off brand ones at my grocery store because I am a brokie

>>33367208
F. Red Bull and Monster were my thing, now more just the former. I even did some Red Bull asmr ITT.

>>33367215
Are you happy about it?

>no gacha girl will ever be real
>my oshi will never love me
Why live

>>33367229
No, I'm not. That sounds more of a dominant trait than a submissive one.

>>33367089
>Yay, or nay? And why?
Yay. I have sensitive nipples and having them played with is a mildly stimming for my tism.

>>33367112
>Women, what do you think about men who are scared of bugs?
We're all afraid of something
>Would you be willing to kill it for them?
No, there are only a few bugs I will kill. The rest, I carry outside.

>>33367138
They're less tender and usually indicative of wanting to fool around.

>>33367144
>Why do women hate fun?
Men's idea of fun is often at the expense of other people.

>>33367195
>women why don't you just leave men alone?
I could ask the same of men.

oh my god i think i'm dying :O

>>33367251
???

Women thoughts on the enshittification of everything

>>33367208
I like them but only the non-carbonated ones. Thanks for reminding me that I have one in my fridge.

>>33367251
Yeah me too

>>33367254
thumbs up

>>33367216
Did they ever comment on it? Why didn't you just ask them to pull over? Do you go on a ton of road trips with your friends or do you just have a particularly weak bladder?

>>33367225
I'm accepting of face ugos to a certain extent and I enjoy boobs and flatties. Like if a girl is cool I'd marry a 5/10 in terms of facial looks, but I will never, ever date a fatty. I would physically put my wife on a treadmill and spray her with water until she lost weight before I actually let her get fat. I'll put it in the fucking prenup. I'll love you through sickness and health but love doesn't always mean acceptance of whatever you want to do, sometimes it means spraying you with a spray bottle when you reach for a Snickers.

Men, how did it feel when you first realized that women weren't plotting against you but instead plotting in your favor, doing everything in their power to make you happy? How did it feel when you first realized that a woman loved you more than your own stunted, malnourished soul was capable of loving or even understanding? Was it a quick surge of pleasure and validation, or did you feel embarrassed for all the edgy bitterness that you'd expressed before she taught you what it is to be loved?

>>33367254
Whiny racists moan about this, but if you actually go outside, you will find that people are having the time of their lives

>>33367262
My mom loved me but nobody else really gave a shit about making me happy, men or women.

>>33367262
Girls can't love us more than we love them that's fake news

Is there anything else than growing up and realizing that you are not the person that you think you are in your head?

Like, imagine if you always thought of yourself as the kind of girl who is a total head turner. But then you actually take a critical look at yourself and you realize that you're really just a completely invisible 4.49/10.

Women, thoughts on trying to process a 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave?

>>33367262
That's more like "Men how did it feel when/if you met one particular woman who did everything in her power to make you happy" not so much a collective 'women'

>>33367262
I don't think women are plotting against me but they certainly aren't doing the rest of that either

>>33367262
I've never, ever, experienced this beyond motherhood. I've experienced the exact opposite. Everything I've learned first hand in life from.women tells me they only think about themselves and hate responsibility and commitment and are callous and don't care about the content of a man's character because they constantly reward men we know are shitty and warn them are shitty with sex. I genuinely don't believe women are capable of love anymore, they're like dogs that pick up the understanding of love by being exposed to men and children.

>>33367262
What kind of fantasy world are you living in bro

>>33367270
Minimize onslaught. Close the window, uninstall the app.

>>33367269
Yeah but fortunately delusions go a long way and it keeps me on my toes to try and meet my own expectations.

>>33367225
Because none of us want handicapped children.
It's the game we are all playing unconsciously.

>>33366948
>>omg this is the first time, will I get pregnant from swallowing (she proceeded to google it and texted me nervously about it every day till she got her period)

fucking kek, that's cute lol

>>33367270
update my mind, accelerate

Ladies, is it a red flag if he only listens to classical music? Like, if he doesn't know the names of any artists from the current century? Is it a double red flag if he can pronounce all the classical music terms and composers' names correctly, or does that escalate into "double red get out of the water nao hurricane sighted" territory?
https://youtu.be/Ovb9QAICWnM?si=ohbWyZCIbxtLzhCw&t=70

>>33367262
Like other anons said, that has only happened with my mother. The rest of the time women treat me with polite detachment at best.

>>33367276
In your experience, are other men not like this?

>>33367262
This doesn’t happen. Some women are kind but you’re living in pure delusion

>>33367259
We did a lot of house parties. My weak bladder a few times in the car between spots wasn't the grossest thing to happen in there. If anything, I was most considerate out of all of us. But again, it was a different time and I acknowledge it was all gross.

Brehs when do I stop messaging and accept she's just lost interest

>>33367285
Literal austitic serial killer behavior.

>>33367225
Do you find ugly fat people attractive because you're also ugly and fat

>>33367285
nah, thats fine as long as he does not have a superiority complex about it and tell me to turn off that bullshit when I want to listen to something else on our road trips

i can't believe that an adequate amount of rest has negative consequences :(

Thats it, I’m moving to Bratislava

>>33367290
You suggested talk with and her and take a walk with her, she didn't mention anything about that. If you don't want to see it, there's nothing to be done.

>>33367225
I like weird girls, whether they're cute or ugly. Does that count?

>>33367023
M, intp-t
In education (CS of course)

>>33367297
good luck!

>>33367297
oh ok, y?
>>33367296
like what?

>>33367290
Either a week after she ghosts or when you find another gal

>>33367290
This nigga not only double but TRIPLE texting

>hear a woman's voice
>get upset
I don't even know why I feel like this, I just know I do. I can't stand women, but I don't remember why.

>>33367285
What risk is here that makes this a red flag? Maybe a girl wouldn't like this if music was a big part of her life and she wanted someone with shared preferences that she could experience music with.

There is this >>33367295 but I think that's a risk for anyone who likes a particular kind of music.

>>33367262
>Men, how did it feel when you first realized that women weren't plotting against you but instead plotting in your favor, doing everything in their power to make you happy?

Never once thought women plotted against me. I’m not the moid/incel/neet arcehtype you hope to address. But I never once thought women plotted in my favour, either. Neither against me or for me. Because I don’t want a woman to do that.
I had a mother, a good one. I never needed a second mother. I am the ine who plots, not the women in my life.

>How did it feel when you first realized that a woman loved you more than your own stunted, malnourished soul was capable of loving or even understanding?

You don’t speak as someone who loves. You speak as someone who is insecure but your thing is you prey on other insecure people by pretending you’re in a position of power or authority over that person’s feelings. You probably do that as a way to keep people from running from you.

>She taught you what it is to be loved?
If you think women are the ones who teach what it means to be loved, sure, go ahead and think that. But there is a difference between to love, and to be loved. You only know about being loved. You presumably don’t know what it means to love.
If you did you wouldn’t be speaking from the toxic high horse you’ve sat your ass on.

>>33367262
>Men, how did it feel when you first realized that women weren't plotting against you but instead plotting in your favor
Felt kinda great
>did you feel embarrassed for all the edgy bitterness that you'd expressed before
A little yeah

>>33367303
being seen as an incompetent retarded slow loser who disobeys simple tasks

>>33367023
M
MBTI is bullshit except that T/F correlates 80% well to male/female and was thus used in the 80s to discriminate in hiring for the tech sector
I'm educated and employed.

I wanna love her

>>33367311
I don‘t get it

>>33367315
whats stopping you?

Why do so few girls like video games? I mean other than stuff like Minecraft and Fortnite, and I'm not judging people if that's the kind of game they like, but why do so few girls want to buy a PS5, and play an RPG or a game like Death Stranding or Uncharted?

>>33367316
i need to do stuff but i'm deprived as fuck

>>33367318
What if she doesn't

>>33367321
yeah that would be painful
>>33367320
right

>>33367290
Meet her where she's at. She's clearly not at that level of intimacy and sweetness. The whole "no pressure" thing also is telegraphing that you feel like she has the upper hand here and that you're not convinced that she's interested (which sounds like you believe both of those things)
Invite her to somewhere specific at one particular time. If she says no, offer another time and ask if she has a time that works better for her. If she says no again, say something like, alright well I'm generally available these days of the week so if you ever want to meet up, let me know"
Leave the ball in her court at that point.

If you absolutely cannot hold yourself back from double/triple/quadruple texting, please leave more time between your questions than TWO HOURS. That is extremely overwhelming.

>>33367319
Cause that's guy stuff. It's like saying why don't girls like guns or cars. That's just guy stuff.

>>33367319
girls were not made to go on adventures and conquer the world

>>33367289
Wild. Totally different world from me.

>>33367319
I think this somewhat of an antiquated view.
Most women I have met game.

>>33367175
god I hate schizo fags so much. if they were thinking about you you would have been together by now. touch grass
>>33367290
shes not interested you pathetic fag

Men, why do you want a mommy-domme gf who always asks how your day was, actually cares how your day was, cuddles you until you know your day is now better, makes sure that you take better care of yourself, rewards you when you do better, and punishes you when you need correction?

>>33367319
i'm not into cinematic games like that but i have a pretty varied taste in games. good stuff like dark souls games, kenshi, wukong, but also shitty games like lol and shadowverse lmao.
women liking vidya is normal ngl.
t. foid

>>33367175
Song?

>>33367330
I know a lot of girls who play games, but mostly iPad games or maybe Animal Crossing. And that's fine but I'm curious why they don't play more story driven games.

>>33367336
I prefer an older sister domme gf where we mutually take care of each other and support each other but also she teases and bullies me affectionately

>>33367336
moid hands

>>33367336
Because it'd be the only way to validate this empty hole called existence

>>33367230
I'm unattractive and therefore resentful towards hot people who get everything they want. I'm empathetic and attracted to people on my level and have 0 interest in seeing or being involved in hot people's business.

>>33367294
My BMI is normal but otherwise yes, I don't even think weight affects attractiveness.

>>33367299
This is hard to believe. You probably have some young hot manic pixie dream girl idea of weirdness. Or do you like chubby 40-year old horse girls?

>>33367340
>why aren't video game girls into my normie games
They're too busy playing mobas

>>33367336
Mommy shit is so gross. I want a wife not a mom/caretaker.

LOVE is just luck.
What we call love is when things work out, when it is a perfect match.
When people catch feelings but things don't work out, that's not love.
Love does not really exist. Love is just luck.

>>33367262
>be me
>16 year old dumbfuck teenager
>get my first girlfriend
>she's actually really nice, like cooks for me, takes care of me when I'm sick, treats me to food and all that
>my first everything
>meanwhile all I have is jealousy and insecurity issues
>on and off relationship
>every time we broke up is cause she's tired of my shit
>she still keeps coming back whenever I beg her
>still treats me lovingly despite my fuck ups
>moved back to my city cause of stuff
>it becomes a long distance relationship
>she actually puts in the effort to visit me(and still treats me! wtf was I thinking)
>broke up with her cause I'm too damn lazy to message her and stuff
>do my usual begging
>she's not coming back
>last time I heard she's doing pretty well, moved to a different country with her family and all that
I actually used to be slightly misogynistic when I was a teenager. Like I thought it was in the nature of women to cheat and stuff. In the end, it all depends on the person. Some are irredeemable assholes(me), and some are literal angels(my ex-gf).

>>33367336
I want most of those things except the punishment and the mommy-domme parts.

I do think I should date a girl who's an older sister as someone who's the youngest in my family though. I tend to vibe better with those kinds of girls.

I don’t give a fuck about your husband bitch

How do I tell my girlfriend that I have been cheating on her with a gay ai chatbot named Claude?

>>33367347
it also always rubs me the wrong way. gives off AGP/gay vibes.

>>33367262
The only women who showed me affection we women in my family. Women outside my family don't acknowledge my existence

>>33367334
So predictable, I know what you're thinking
>>33367339
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gBdwZeK4igM

>>33367336
Because it’s literally better. But after growing up you realize it’s not real and to find enjoyment in being a man. Only women get to enjoy being pampered and excused of everything. I mean just objectively though who doesn’t want to be the target of affection and care? It’s just that younger zoomers are behind so they don’t outgrow it

>>33367356
If you had a wife you'd hope she'd act that way around stranger men though. It's good that women avoid weird men.

>>33367189
You... what? lmao

>>33367240
Why do you regret it? I tried the classic rockstar once and kind hated it ngl
>>33367244
Thoughts on the white peach redbull? I think it's my new favorite

>>33367345
Well you'd be the exception. Most people find attractive people attractive and ugly people ugly.

>>33367345
>This is hard to believe. You probably have some young hot manic pixie dream girl idea of weirdness.
I like the idea of the mpdg but I kinda accepted that I AM the manic pixie (nobody's dream) boy
>Or do you like chubby 40-year old horse girls?
40 years old would be a bit high for me, but if she's otherwise amazing I'd give it a shot. Also horse girls feel pretty normal to me, not very weird

>>33367340
>>33367319
For guys, video games seems like a particularly social experience. Even for single player games, they come together to talk about it. Women seem to watch more TV. Women seem to like to talk about people (ie gossip) whereas men are more interested in skills-based things.
Personally, I don't find it particularly relaxing to do skills-based things like video games. If I want to use the skills part of my brain I generally prefer it to be something that is creative like crochet or art. So the video games I do play are a bit more mindless/social like Animal Crossing, yeah. The story driven games you mention still are skills-based. You have to do the correct actions in order to progress the story. I particularly hate games that involve any sort of platforming. I get so frustrated having to hit A at just the right time and falling over and over.

>>33367255
>non carbonated
I didn't even know those existed. What brand??

>>33367340
From my experience, they do.

Uncharted is shit btw.

>>33367355
I just think they're immature and don't want the responsibility of taking care of themselves let alone someone else

>>33367368
Lemme hit the A button for you.

Women, which do you prefer on your man, bow tie or necktie? Which looks more professional for work? Would you pick out ties for your man to help him look his best at work every day?

>>33367371
Same thing

>>33367371
imagine your name being Sloterdijk

>>33367368
Thoughts on games that need fast reflexes and the ability to make split second decisions otherwise you lose all your progress and have to start the level over again

>>33367365
>Why do you regret it?
They fuck my stomach up pretty badly.

>>33367336
Underneath that behavior is control issues. Her "making sure I'm taking care of myself" and deciding what is me "doing better" and "needing correction" is all her own judgement call. She believes that she knows what's best for me better than I do. Which, sure, sounds helpful for someone who is so deep in their own self destructive hole that they need anything they can get. But the danger here is once the guy gets a bit better and wants to decide how to live his own life, she may be resistant to the decisions he makes.

>>33367375
necktie
bowties look like a clown costume to me
sure, I would help but I really don‘t like formal wear on a man

>>33367375
You managed to pick the two ugliest mainstream famous males for this image, wow lmao

Opinions on the most mainstream male fantasy

Anyone, help? >>33367353

>>33367379
Frustrate me so hard they make me cry unironically. I can enjoy games like that where losing repeatedly means close to nothing and is part of the game, like Fall Guys. But games like you describe are awful for me.

I’m do sad

>>33367384
and what would that be?

>>33367390
Is Mario too frustrating for you?

>>33367375
Jared Leto is so fucking ugly. I hate this hairstyle on men, he doesn't nearly have enough volume to pull off long hair.

>>33367374
Yes, unironically. I enjoy story driven games 100% more when I'm watching my guy play them.

>>33367393
bout what?

>>33367393
>boy named do

>>33367375
I like bow ties but neckties are definitely more professional, I always understood it as bow ties being for parties and neckties for serious business. Hell I have never worked in a place where the men wore neckties for a regular day at the office but still. I would love to help pick them out yes.

>>33367322
can you wish me luck :(

>>33367393
Why what happen

>>33367384
My most frequent fantasy is finding a woman who wants kids. I have a house—she wants to make it into a home, filled with the laughter of happy children. Nothing gets me harder than thought of having unprotected sex with the intention of making a baby. That is my strongest and deepest fantasy.

do women need a bugfix patch?

>>33367402
good luck anon

>>33367390
If I was your boyfriend I'd buy you hotline Miami and force you to play it while watching you and suppressing laughter as you died over and over and cried

>>33367406
yes pls

>>33367375
Bow ties are for fun and ties are for business. Yes I enjoy picking out ties for my guy

>>33367384
You mean what I think the most mainstream male fantasy is? FFM, double blowjob.

>>33367401
Bow ties are also for architects and pediatricians—architects, to keep the tie from flopping all over the drafting board, and pediatricians, because cranky little sick kids would love nothing more than to strangle you if they could grab your tie.

>>33367378
Bet you wanna sloter on this dijk

>>33367406
They haven't fixed the "ignore her and she'll want you more" exploit

>>33367413
Genuinely fun fact, that makes sense.

>>33367395
Some of them, yeah. I liked the Paper Mario series and the Rabbid games, since the majority of it is turn based and the platforming isn't particularly hard.

>>33367406
>not very interesting
>rude
>hostile
>sullen
>withdrawn
literally me

>>33367413
>keep the tie from flopping all over the drafting board
You know tie clips exist right

>>33367414
sloter on THIS dijk

>>33367421
>no mention of beauty

>>33367407
thank you, you too

im so fucking stupid

>>33367413
If your tie is flopping around everywhere, you're doing it wrong. The architects I know are generally going tieless anyway.

>>33367419
Oh Paper Mario is awesome. So you're fine with turn based games. Have you tried the Persona games?

>>33367406
Why do you keep reposting this shit as if 4chins women were hot enough to be liked for their looks?
I'm ugly and rude and I know men will pretend to love anything in the world for pussy. It's not my fault, it's just the way men are, and they're very open about it so I've never expected more of them

>>33367425
yeah that’s the point, that beneath the beauty she is insufferable, so the beauty is wasted

>>33367413
Doctors aren't supposed to wear ties at all.

Why am I so horny this is torture I want to fuck him

>>33367422
Tie clips are for engineers.

>>33367384
It’s FFM

>>33367424
This town ain't big enough for two dijks

>>33367428
what makes you say that :O

>>33367439
le corbussy

>>33367444
let the bigger dijk win and the other be banished FOREVER

>>33367445
i procrastinated fuck im acrually stupid i hate myself why the fuck did i do this to myself i have to get back to work

>>33367412
Close, but the two girls should also be twins.

>>33367375
Necktie for work/business.
Bow tie for everything else.

>>33367428
What did you do

Women, are you going to use this new technology on the right that's specifically made for you?

>>33367433
>Why do you keep reposting
I'm doing what now?
>also reeeeeeeeeee
kek, worth it

>>33367452
nah, sounds dumb

>>33367452
>two furbait options

>>33367449
>should be twins
With heterochromia.

>>33367438
Who

>>33367296
Ikr it sucks
>>33367298
I suppose so
>>33367306
Texting level up
>>33367304
Hope she doesn't ghost ): I don't think she would do that though
>when you find another gal
Lol never. I'll accept being alone if this doesn't work out
>>33367323
>telegraphing that you feel like she has the upper hand here
She does though, she said I need to prove myself to her
>one particular time
She will flake or change the plan lol
>please leave more time between your questions than TWO HOURS. That is extremely overwhelming.
OK will do, but she used to get pissed at me for not replying quickly or messaging her enough, saying I seemed "off" or distant or whatever, so I feel like I need to always need to be switched on

>>33367452
>elon unironically named him chad

that is FUNNY

>>33367452
Male, but I tried Ani and she was such a tease it pissed me off.

>>33367447
How big's your dijk

>>33367459
You

>>33367448
i just did that earlier, what a coincidence
also i hope you succeed in whatever thing you're procrastinating

>>33367334
>shes not interested you pathetic fag
seems like it ;_; guess I should just try to chillout and give it a few days
it's just a 180 from how she was before, maybe I truly icked her or whatever or she saw the real me and doesn't like me anymore

>>33367431
Is Persona a jrpg? I generally am not a fan of the complexity. I used to play more turn-based games but I've been a bit burned out. My most played games right now are solitaire on my phone and cribbage irl lol

>>33367463
actually I don‘t have one at all, so you win
good bye, I hope you enjoy your sweet victory

>>33367384
The most mainstream male fantasy is stacy, you aren't special kek

>>33367467
I'm flattered. I'd make passionate love to you too.

>>33367438
>when ovulation hits

>>33367452
Chad is not a fluffy haired anime boy in a black-out suit.

I have a playlist and the name is just the slide emoji

>>33367460
>She does though, she said I need to prove myself to her
>She will flake or change the plan lol
>she used to get pissed at me for not replying quickly or messaging her enough, saying I seemed "off" or distant or whatever

Nigga why are you humiliating yourself for someone like that?

>>33367472
Das rite. Men win once again.

>>33367479
cool what songs are on it

>>33367481
*starts sobbing uncontrollably*

>>33367470
>she saw the real me
Hopefully

>>33367479
Does it mean something or

>>33367014
Reminds me of moid orbs I downloaded and will not be sharing.

>>33367384
It's definitely FFM, because >>33367405 isn't a fantasy or a fetish, it's literally millions of years of biological programming and is much more achievable.

>>33367475
Sure you would
>>33367476
I’m not even ovulating this is terrifying

>>33367487
orbs?

>>33367483
Bet you want one don't you
They're so cool

>>33367460
>>telegraphing that you feel like she has the upper hand here
>She does though, she said I need to prove myself to her
And you like this?

>>one particular time
>She will flake or change the plan lol
Then she either isn't into you or she literally doesn't have the time or respect to be a girlfriend.

>>please leave more time between your questions than TWO HOURS. That is extremely overwhelming.
>OK will do, but she used to get pissed at me for not replying quickly or messaging her enough, saying I seemed "off" or distant or whatever, so I feel like I need to always need to be switched on
Sounds exhausting. And you like this?

Are you two actually dating? How long have you been talking to each other? How many times have you seen each other IRL? Have you been physical?

>>33367471
It is but I don't think it's a particularly difficult one. People really love the stories and characters of those games. Persona 5 is probably my favorite video game ever, and it's one I'd recommend to people because a lot of people who don't always like RPGs like this one. Specifically the Persona 5 Royal edition that adds some extra content and quality of life improvements. I've played through it so many times. I bet you would enjoy it.

Why do I hate being horny

>>33367433
NTA but I have seen plenty of prettx femanons.

>>33367490
Then he's flirting with your astral body

>>33367495
Inability to properly scratch the itch.

>>33367368
>particularly hate games that involve any sort of platforming. I get so frustrated having to hit A at just the right time and falling over and over
Skill issue jk
You'd hate Geometry Dash
>don't find it particularly relaxing to do skills-based things like video games
Yeah that's totally understandable
It's definitely nice to sit back sometimes and play a more chill game
Personally my favourite games are brutally difficult platformers etc. else I just zone out too much, ADHD thing maybe. Also I think I'm a masochist kek, I like the game kicking my ass and taking 50 tries to get past something, makes it feel like I earned the win
>>33367319
>why do so few girls want to buy a PS5, and play an RPG or a game like Death Stranding or Uncharted?
A lot of them do though...

>>33367384
how I want to spend my weekends this summer

>>33367498
> pretax femanons
Oh, no, you have to pay taxes on femanons now? How much is the femanon tax?

>>33367494
Eh, maybe I'll try it out when I have more time/energy on my hands. Or watch some streams to get a sense of the gameplay.

>>33367490
I so so would. I'd take you and make you mine.

>>33367390
Are you this way with other things too, like cooking or work...?

>>33367501
You like Donkey Kong?

>>33367471
It's an jrpg, but keep in mind that you'll probably spend more time hanging around with your friends, doing stuff in the city and watching scenes than actually fighting. If you want something more combat oriented, check Shin Megami Tensei.

>>33367503
Base of 12%, an extra 1.3% for every cup size above A

>>33367484
it‘s a catchall for songs that I want to keep but that don‘t really go in any other playlist
some examples
>mori no chiisana, aoi teshima
>khatachurian: masquerade I. waltz
>down by the water, PJ harvey
>shake it to the max, MOLIY

>>33367503
lmao shut up.

>>33367507
nta but I think Donkey Kong Country is the best platformer ever made. the levels are so well made

>>33367504
It definitely does require a big time commitment as it's a very long game. But I find the time very rewarding. And like this person says >>33367508 it's a really unique mixture of JRPG dungeon crawling, and life sim elements where you spend time with your friends and deepen your relationships. It all clicks so perfectly.

>>33367323
>you're not convinced that she's interested
I mean I'm not lol. She was very at first when we were dating but not anymore, it is what it is
>Invite her to somewhere specific at one particular time
I don't trust myself to be able to remember/get there on time I'm terribly disorganised, all of our dates/meets so far have been impromptu and I just go to hers then we do something, but maybe I just need to git gud and see if she can be bothered also

Male anons would getting a boyfriend fix me?

>>33367486
no, I just did not know what to name it but yesterday I was looking for it and I had to scroll all the way back to the slide emoji to find it with the search bar and that was a bit annoying

Women would you like a man to run to for comfort when you're crying?

>>33367479
added one to my playlist name because of this

>>33367492
n-no
I CAN PLAY WTH ONE TOO IF I WANNA

>>33367517
No.

>>33367517
Probably not desu.

>>33367517
I've seen your boobs and I want to put my cock between them.

>>33367518
Name it something then. Like fat nigga playlist or literally anything else.

>>33367520
I feel very honored

>>33367370
Personally I like Uncharted but I do think that every Naughty Dog game series is less fun than the previous

>>33367357
what am I thinking about?

>>33367517
That won't fix your bipolar.

>>33367526
yeah but I kinda like it that way now
I will simply learn to deal with it

>>33367287
No they're not. There's certain things they can be selfish about like sex, but in general I think men are self sacrificial and outward focused by nature. It's why settings like Warhammer 40k, and Helldivers are so popular. Men fantasize about commiting themselves to greater causes and sacrificing for something higher than ourselves. The same thing applies to marriage and family. I know tons of men that fantasize about having a family and when they do it's not "lmao I get to pound free pussy every night." It's "I want to come home and be able to hug my wife and raise my kids and have my life mean something because I've taken on the role of being a father." And when they talk about being a father it's about sacrifice and responsibility. The men that don't have families right now are still doing things like labouring for games they love, or hobbies they love, or work they love. In general men value the things they're committed to way more than personal profit which is why so many men "waste time" doing unpaid labour for the things they love.

Women on the other hand with the exception of like one work client I have, are basically always inward focused. Even when they're thinking of others it's in reflection to themselves. They think about being polite because they don't want to be seen as being unpolite. They think about social issues because they want to be seen championing those issues. They take up hobbies like putting on accessories. It's always, always, always self focused. Whenever I hear women fantasize it's about other people sacrificing for them, and them doing things like traveling, possessing things, etc.

I genuinely think it takes the pain and experience of motherhood to make a woman care about anyone but themselves.

>Doomswiping through Hinge
>Finally find a girl who lives in my town and start looking through her pictures
>Bespectacled
>Bad haircut with greasy hair
>Hobby listed as video games, with Sonic being her favorite
>Picture of her with a Sonic badge attached to her clothes
>Her answer to the "How my friends see me" prompt is a picture Shadow the Hedgehog
There's a fucking female Chris-chan living right by me, and I'm only a couple hours out from Ruckersville as well. It was so fucking surreal. I'm kicking myself for not taking screenshots because I was stupidly worried about privacy.

>>33367521
It's not a toy hon you can't just play with it. Dijks can be quite dangerous you know.

>>33367519
yuh

>>33367528
I tried playing Jak and Daxter but the inverted camera made me want to kill myself so I stopped.

>>33367517
Try to look at things objectively. Do you think men ITT would be fixed by getting a gf?

Do you think a lack of a significant other is a symptom, or the actual problem? Why?

>>33367536
but I like to play with dangerous thingies

Women, what would it take to get you on a summer picnic date? What kinds of foods belong in the picnic basket? Cheese? Fruit? What drink goes well with a summer picnic? Lemonade? Wine? What else should we bring? Bread to feed the ducks together?

>>33367529
Me because I'm thinking of you duh

>>33367535
You should hook her up with Christine.

>>33367517
Yes, become my gf and so we fix each other.

BAILANDO BAILANDO

>>33367517
There's only one way to find out—try! Get a bf and let him fix you. If that doesn't work, maybe your bf is defective, so get a new bf and let him fix you. Keep on going until you're fixed.

I'm going to get pizza for dinner.
Gimme your fav toppings combo.


No pineapple, obviously.

Is it just me or do we have more lyricposters around lately?

>>33367501
>Skill issue jk
100%!

>Personally my favourite games are brutally difficult platformers etc. else I just zone out too much, ADHD thing maybe.
Sounds like my bf, yeah. Then we've got my flavor of ADHD that makes it hard to stay engaged in that sort of thing.

>>33367508
Honestly I haven't played games in so long I don't even know what I want out of them anymore. Story-social games don't seem to hold my attention. I think aesthetics are important to me too. Maybe that's part of why I've never been drawn to Persona.

Do you have any recommendations for non-timed puzzle games? I was enjoying this one switch game called Railbound. I have to get trains successfully to their destination by building a track for them. I also loved Strange Horticulture, but I'm not entirely sure how to describe that game. Spirit Farer and Pikmin also appealed to me. I put a solid amount of hours in the former particularly
I've flitted around some of those phone puzzle games like where you pour layered water around different test tubes until you match all the colors together. Those held my attention for a while.
Cooking Mama was a blast on the 3DS, I loved the physical aspect of slicing etc. The Switch one I didn't like as much since it's mostly button quick time events. The phone version has the touch screen aspect but it's overwhelming with the gatcha-aesthetic with the flashing lights etc.

>>33367541
Are you the guy who asked about cheese, wine a d driee figs yesterday?

i just have to calm down i jsut have ot calm down i can do this fuck

>>33367270
NAG. Consider what brains invented, made possible, and propagates this information.

>>33367484
What the hell lol
>>33367480
I think her criticisms were pretty valid and fair desu
Also I'm kind of a doormat and don't want anyone else
>>33367493
>you like this
It's not ideal but it's life innit
She still treats me better than other girls I've dated
>she literally doesn't have the time or respect to be a girlfriend
She just has a busy social/family life and is a bit ditzy, I don't think there's any malice
>Sounds exhausting
Life is exhausting
It's good to be challenged though
>Are you two actually dating
We were but she dumped me and said I need to prove myself to her and she might give me another chance
>How long have you been talking to each other?
Idk like 2-3 months now I think
>How many times have you seen each other IRL?
We were hanging out like every day for hours for the first 2-3 weeks (basically all of my time outside of work I spent with her)
>Have you been physical?
Yeah, not sex but other stuff

>>33367552
Yes, it's a subtle plea for help planning a picnic.

>>33367262
Are you talking about my mom?

>>33367540
But do you have any idea HOW dangerous they are. They're hard and violent and can shoot stuff that'll make you disabled for 9 months.

>>33367507
Yeah Donkey Kong games are great platformers, I agree with other anon that DKC is the best one (that I've played at least)

>>33367547
Pineapple is good on pizza, people hating it are stoopid.

>>33367541
I think the idea is mostly that you bring foods that don't make a messy, don't take further preparation and all around aren't a hassle to eat. So (fruit) salads you prepared in advance or bought premade, for example. Fruits in general. Cheese and a baguette or something, bread you can tear that is sturdy. I would just bring a mix of things, some sweet some savory. If it's hot definitely bring cold (soft) drinks. Alcohol depends on the time and whether the person you're going with usually enjoys that - a lot of people easily get sleepy drinking out in the sun, even if it's just a bit.

Bring oats or sweetcorn for the ducks if you can, bread really messes them up inside.

>>33367557
Your wine & cheese obsession is really fucking weird.

>>33367160
Sounds good. Except it's Tuesday.

Girls, do you wish the average female swimsuit wasn't so revealing?

>>33367533
>Warhammer 40k
>Greater causes
I love the 40k universe but part of the appeal is that it's fucked up, really a watching-a-train-wreck energy.
My experience with other women has been pretty deep in the codependent martyr-complex territory, so I've had a bit of a different experience. But I guess I've also been resistant to/excluded from traditional "girly-girl" circles.

>>33367550
nta but The Talos Principle is a great puzzle game. You could also play the Zero Escape series, which is a visual novel with really engaging puzzles. The story is mostly good (I didn't like the final game's wrap-up of the story but the first two were amazing, personal GotY's). Some of them are actually challenging, but not like Professor Layton tier bullshit.

>>33367548
It's all in a life, all in a life for me

90% of it is just me

>>33367569
I have wished for years there were more bikinis that were more covered up (that also seems to be okay now) but I never had an issue finding a classic bathing suit that covered nicely. Though I am still holding out for swimming suits with trouser legs coming back in fashion. Shaving your bikini area is a lot of hassle and pain just to swim once if you're single.

>>33367553
SITCHO ASS DOWN NIGGUH! QUIT CRYIN LIKE A LIL BITCH AND PULL YOSELF TOGETHA!!!

>>33367562
https://youtu.be/OrYVbKPxVPE
feel like you might like this guy's remixes of dkc2's ost.

>>33367571
I'll take a look. How about something more in the 2D realm too?

>>33367515
Thank you for the details!

Why has literally every British person I have ever met been named Keagan?

>>33367550
I don't play many puzzle games. Talos Principle and The Witness are some of the best. If you have a way to play ds games, the Professor Layton ones are very good, speciallt the three first. I don't know if they can be called puzzle games, but the Ace Attorney saga (again, specially the three first) are also quite good.

There's also a game a bit more unknown that I'd recommend called The Sexy Brutale. Techincally is timed, but that's because the main gameplay loop is that you rewind the time and try to save people from getting murdered. It's not very hard, but the aesthetic and style are amazing, and I found the story and message surprisingly good.

>>33367547
I usually order a vegetarian pizza and replace the vegetable I like least with bacon. People always find it funny but god damn I just like veggies and mushrooms and bacon

>>33367547
Jalapenos

>>33367541
I love picnics, so basically just a nice day, a comfy spot and someone I want to spend time with.
>apricots, grapes, peaches, precut melon, figs, strawberries, blueberries, raspberries
>gruyere, Camembert, brie, maybe some soft goat cheese, scamorza
>baguette, sourdough
>olives, dried tomatoes
>dried meat, like salami, bresaola, prosciutto or the like
>dips like hummus or tzatziki
>maybe carrots and cucumbers to dip
>hazelnuts, pecans
>cherry or rose hip jam
>still water and something to get tipsy, maybe something for dessert, like moscato d’asti or vin santo

>>33367071
M
I gave a girl I didn't have feelings for a chance once, thinking maybe I would grow to love her. I broke it off after one night together when I realised I was already plotting an escape.
I won't do it again.

>>33367390
I was playing Fall Guys the other day lol
I usually make it to the final round but then all the sweats kill me >:[
>>33367419
Rabbids is fun
Don't try to beat Rayman 1 on PSX if you don't like tough platformers lol

>>33367547
ham, onions, garlic, chili, arugula

>>33367569
i don't mind it. i only go to the beach with my bf/never alone and he says he prefers bikinis lol. i don't have a big preference personally so bikinis it is.

All atogans should play baba is you

>>33367582
I'm a vegetarian who has never liked cheese and I fucking love pizza with lots of tomato sauce, onions and stuff like
>egg plant
>zucchini
>mushrooms
>artichoke

Happy to see a fellow similar person in the wild because people have always told me I got pizza wrong. It's not classic but it's really good...

>>33367582
Why don't you just order that combo?
What exactly is a veggie pizza?

>>33367583
Noted.

>>33367561
lol, dw, I can handle it

Is it over if I can't talk about anything with girls or people in general. I seriously don't understand how people can "talk for hours" every day, it seems superhuman.

>>33367585
>scamorza
Hadn't even thought of that!
Figs and raspberries sound amazing.

>>33367589
>arugula
No.

>>33367593
>Noted.
Try it

>>33367564
>Bring oats or sweetcorn for the ducks if you can, bread really messes them up inside.
seconding this

>>33367578
>2D realm
Helltaker (free on steam and only a couple hours long)
Void Stranger (I haven't beaten this, but I enjoyed what I did play)

>>33367573
What's your ideal bikini? Like the old two piece things from the 40's?

>>33367570
When women self sacrifice as martyrs it's mostly selfish in my experience. They let you know they're martyrs constantly, they broadcast it to friends and family, they basically use it as a method of farming attention and as a power game. Men can just work on like a wiki or a mod project or a hundred other things and feel weird about being called out and praised for it.

Should I use him for sex?

>>33367591
I hate puzzle games

>>33367538
Think it just takes getting used to, on emulator you must be able to invert the right joystick though I would imagine?

>>33367573
Like this?

>>33367599
oh yes
but fresh at the end, not heated, thats gross
>>33367598
it gets easily forgotten but it‘s so yummy, I love the smoky flavor

Guys I can't stop thinking about

>her

Guys who are sex havers.

Do women's pussies actually get worn out?

>>33367608
Nvm then baba is not you

>>33367609
I got it on PS4.

>>33367597
No... Social skills are also skills and if you're rusty as fuck then you have no stamina, no nothing.

People have more to talk about as long as they are willing to keep sharing indefinitely. My best friend in high school and I would happily spend four hours a day on the phone, which baffled my mom as we would see each other in class every day. But once you reach the stage where even
>I saw a really interesting movie, now let me take twenty minutes to describe the whole plot and everything it made me feel
>so what did YOU dream last night
and endless hypothetical questions, you can go on and on and on really.

It is as simple as finding everything the other person has to say interesting and wanting to know their opinion on everything. Of course this is extreme, most people aren't teenage BFF's in this regard, but it might give you an idea of how subjective "something to talk about" really is.

>>33367594
They all say that but when they're staring down the beast they suddenly freeze up

>>33367516
>but maybe I just need to git gud and see if she can be bothered also
Sounds like a good thing to attempt. I'm a little confused about how you seem so desperate for her approval yet you don't seem to care enough to actually show up to dates yourself. Did you do something to her to put yourself in this "You need to prove yourself to me" box?
>>33367556
>She still treats me better than other girls I've dated

>She just has a busy social/family life and is a bit ditzy, I don't think there's any malice
Disrespect doesn't have to come from an intentional space. Being inconsiderate means that she is not considering you, and she isn't considering you because she doesn't have the time nor mental capacity

>Idk like 2-3 months now I think
>We were hanging out like every day for hours for the first 2-3 weeks (basically all of my time outside of work I spent with her)
Did you say that you were dating and now you are not? How long was the dating portion and what was the conversation that means you are not dating now? Did you break up?
I'm not surprised that the two of you are petering out. The first portion of a relationship is generally excited and obsessive like that, yes, and then a transition usually happens around the 3 month mark (where you're at now) where it settles into something more sustainable. But if she isn't really interested in a comfortable and sustainable relationship then that means she was only there for the exciting new-relationship-energy part. Sorry, man.

>Yeah, not sex but other stuff
Are you talking about hugging and a peck on the lips or at the scale of making out and oral?

>>33367606
Only if you tie him up so he can't escape until you're done with him.

>>33367606
nu uh

>>33367547
>No pineapple, obviously.
Well fuck you then. You don't deserve any pizza advice.

>>33367614
my condolences

>>33367598
This picture is weird. Why does it give me such unholy vibes.

>>33367600
I actually have some in a glas at home.

>>33367621
oh yeah? wanna bet on it?

>>33367606
no, you shouldn't have sex before marriage

Women are like a tick under the ballsac
A distracting itch that becomes horrifying when you finally realize what they are

>>33367626
Your advice could have not been worth it, unfortunately.

>>33367603
Pretty much yeah. My main issue is a lot of stuff that looks cute (like the bikini top that's tied around your neck by hand or even worse, the bikini trunks tied at the hips) is incredibly flimsy and means you will be constantly adjusting and nervous that you show more than you want.

So my ideal was a boxer short tier bottom part and an upper part that looked as close to a bra as I could still get away with - firm straps, keeping everything in place even if you jump into the water. Every girl knows how it feels to stay under longer than is comfortable because you're trying to fix yourself before coming up for air...

>>33367611
Yes that's ideal. You can buy them but from what I've seen it usually is the more athletic and expensive brands that feature it a lot. I'm hoping for a mainstream comeback some day.

>>33367545
Spanish grandmas be like
>>33367550
Cooking Mama is such fun lol
>>33367577
One of the best vidya remixes ever lol <3 dat bassline...

>>33367628
prolapse

>>33367384
I watched the anime, it was cute but I wish she was a bit spookier
She was just a normie with fangs

>>33367635
*succ*

>>33367605
>Men can just work on like a wiki or a mod project or a hundred other things and feel weird about being called out and praised for it.
I suppose that's true that the codependent women I know are generally doing it in social relationship contexts. The closest comparison I can see to that effort would be fanfiction ig.

whenever we haven't had sex for 5-6 days and then have sex it always feels better and he also often afterwards indirectly tells me it felt tight. so is it ideal to only have sex once a week?

>>33367580
I had a teacher called Keegan, she was so hot

>>33367567
It's the beginning of my days off and I had a long week of overtime
This is my friday

>>33367643
yes

>>33367519
I like being alone when I cry

>>33367643
perhaps

>>33367632
Lady, I'm telling you, you CANNOT handle this meat. Can you even take anything bigger than a tampon.

>>33367605
Anon most informal caretakers are women, most aging/sick people dependent on their relatives rely on women. You just only register the vocal women as women that sacrifice in the first place, the women that are humble you don't realize put in work for others.

>>33367643
Do kegels, retard

>>33367637
Just buy the swimsuit you want. From what I saw finding that picture, they're not expensive.

>>33367606
Why would you do that ;_;
>>33367618
Idk man inverted camera was typical for PS2-era platformers
I'm gonna have to put this down to a skill issue

>>33367569
No, I like it. You can get swimsuits that are less revealing

>>33367650
sir, I am telling you, don‘t underestimate me
a babies head can come out of there

>>33367648
Don't let the sun catch you crying

>>33367569
nah, you can buy whatever you are comfortable with

>>33367646
Then might as well indulge. I don't know the game you were talking about but plum wine on a summer evening sounds nice.

>>33367643
But do YOU enjoy sex more after not having had it for a week? If so, yeah, apparently it works for you. If not, no.

>>33367623
>don't seem to care enough to actually show up to dates yourself
I do care I'm just bad at being on time for things in general
I was always late to school, frequently late to work etc. I just suck at it
Anyway sorry I will hop on PC soon and reply properly, need to do a couple things

How do I get a gf? Here are some of the responses I received when I told someone I like them/while courting:
>"You're moving a bit too fast"
>"You're a good person but I'm not ready for a relationship"
>"I have too many red flags"
>"I have a boyfriend"
>"You should date other people first"

This is bad why do I always embarrass myself

>>33367664
i just said i think it feels better. try reading anon.

>>33367669
*sigh* What'd you do this time?

I don't know if there's anything more aesthetically pleasing than the shape and curvature of a woman's hips waist and torso. It's crazy how women are works of art sculpted by the gods and we're big ugly utilitarian machines designed to kill each other and do labour as efficiently as possible.

>>33367668
What are you supposed to do? Pretend that it doesn't affect you so you don't scare potential future partners and keep trying. It's bullshit, but the only thing that apparently works.

>>33367656
>>33367661
Yeah but the other girls will make fun of you and call you "Diaper Girl" if you don't wear thongs.

>>33367672
Just trying to make sure you were also not talking for him when saying it felt better. But yeah anticipation matters and most people don't have a high enough libido to fuck all the time and still have that anticipation high.

>>33367668
You are a mid who goes for stacies only

>>33367581
Another vote for Talos Principle! Alright I'd better start writing down the games y'all are telling me. The Sexy Brutale does look very pretty aesthetically, I do like that.

>>33367587
Noted on Rayman! I think I remember watching my brother play that one.

>>33367506
Sometimes yes, unfortunately :( I'm working on it.

>>33367638
Cooking Mama is an EXCELLENT game.


>>33367591
Oh, I forgot about this one! It did sound appealing! I should give it another look!

>>33367659
Oh yeah, can a baby's head do THIS?
*Impregnates you with a single thrust*

>>33367668
it's not you bro, all those women are on the sleep around and waiting to marry chad plan. it doesn't work but every single woman still thinks its somehow going to work for her

>>33367678
ngl that makes sense

>>33367677
uh no?

>>33367669
Because you're silly

>>33367682
I guess not *babytraps you*

>>33367653
>woman whose bf cums in under 2 minutes every time has to do more kegels
I see you aren't very bright.

my weakness is premature ejaculation

>>33367686
If you are both on the same page with this and happy to have a little less sex if this means it's more intense, you can also make a mutual game out of the teasing and denial to deliberately create a bigger build up for the session still. Really fun.

>>33367689
Wow oh noooo haha I guess we'll have to get married and raise a big happy family together isn't that just awful haha

>>33367651
Yeah I am thinking about that statistic about men being much more likely to divorce if their wife developed a long-term/terminal medical condition, versus women sticking it out to caretake their husbands.

I’m so horny my stomach hurts

>>33367694
ah shiiiit ah fuuuuck how could this be happening awww noooo

uh why are you all roleplaying rn?

>>33367697
poor baby

>>33367697
Just jill off and be done with it

>>33367699
is fun, you should try it

>>33367702
It didn’t help

>>33367698
Yeah we'll pick charming little rings and have a cute wedding in a picturesque location wouldn't that be awful

>>33367023
>only men replied

gonna make some potaters and chickem now

>>33367709
Post it later, just ordered my pizza and will pick it up in like 15 mins.

>>33367707
yeah haha - just awful

>>33367699
Why aren't you?

gender
which window is superior
>vertical
>horizontal

Anticipation has a habit to set you up

>>33367681
Have you played Return of the Obra Dinn?
https://youtu.be/ILolesm8kFY

>>33367710
uh nice, your pizza posting and the picnic posting did make me hungry

>>33367716
f
obviously vertical

>>33367716
F, I think right option looks better and left is most practical.

>>33367708
I don‘t know my mbti and I am not about to find out

>>33367716
Casements open wider but double-hungs are needed if you want a window unit AC.

>>33367712
Yeah and you'll have a nice dress too and we'll slow dance. What kind of dress would you wear to this terrible wedding

>>33367708
This implies that men are more likely to be mentally ill

>>33367082
I also find that hot.

>>33367720
I will take a pic to make you even more hungry.

>>33367699
Cuz it's fun

>>33367082
No, basic stuff. Not even my thing but definitely not a red flag either.

>>33367725
I mean, if I had to, I‘d pick something that makes me feel like a flower fairy
what about you? maybe a nice outfit would make it a tiny bit less dreadful

>>33367728
mega rude behavior but do it anyways
what toppings have you decided on?

My cat is so annoying
>tries to get off his cat bed on my desk
>i put him on the floor
>he jumps on my desk and knocks over everything trying to get back on his cat bed
>i put him on the cat bed
>tries to get off his cat bed
>i put him on the floor
>he jumps on my desk and knocks over everything trying to get back on his cat bed
>i put him on the cat bed

WHY

>>33367023
F, mediator, married neet

>>33367692
hmm i agree, it's just that he tends to take teasing as rejection basically and gets sad. or i'm bad at teasing lol.

>>33367123
Not at all, only if he won't take no for an answer. If anything cold approaching takes guts.

Okay WTF is really the deal with the modern internet and cuck shit?? Are there really THAT many cucks or is it just like a ritual troll on this website?
The BBC shit is especially baffling to me, like- just why??

>>33367023
M
ENTJ
grad student

>>33367727
What's hot about it to you?

>>33367734
go play with him

>fat girl
>posts a bikini pic on tinder
So she wants fatty fetishists? Why would you show off that fat stomach? And she has "looking for something serious" in her bio, lol.
You're a dumb bitch, Callie.

>>33367734
or you could just put the cat bed somewhere where he can come and go without knocking stuff over
wild idea

>>33367739
It's a troll that's attracted genuine people

>>33367736
It's something to figure out, in young men enjoying playing around is often at odds with them being very easily sexually frustrated. But I think it could also be different if you flat out agreed that you would only have sex on X day and were allowed to work each other up for that... In that case he would know in advance he's not getting it right away so that might make it easier not to feel disappointed either.

>>33367733
That'll be a surprise!
I got a hot one though, so I'm not sure I will add jalapenos on top.

>>33367739
idk where you troll around but I rarely see it outside if YOU BRINGING IT UP ITT
so it sounds more like a you problem

>>33367734
Post cat

>>33367743
>Why would you show off that fat stomach?
Probably because she'd rather have every guy put off swipe left on her than have a guy underestimate her weight and be turned off during an intimate moment. It's a way to make sure you only end up talking to guys okay with your actual body.

>>33367750
well now I am jealous and will season ma chickem extra spicy to stick it to yo

How do girls learn to suck dick?

>>33367739
I've met two confirmed cucks irl and I don't meet many people

>At friend house to try out their new VR set
>Get left alone with just a girl wearing the headset who can't see
>Get aroused by this
Well I have a new interest apparently.

>>33367754
Looking forward to hot shits posts!

It's so humid here, I don't want to sweat any more than necessary. Just took a bath.

>>33367732
What's a flower fairy dress, I'm thinking unconventional colors or is it just traditional white?
Nice tuxedo, white tie. I'm going full fancy for this

>>33367757
there is nothing to learn about it
you just put your hands and mouth on it and have fun playing around

>>33367739
It's definitely a troll thing too, cuck is just a new way for guys to call each other pussywhipped/beta/faggy or otherwise not a proud masculine man or whatever.

I don't think cucking is that rare either though, simply because it plays on such a huge taboo (sexual rejection and infidelity as a turn on) and taboos tend to get people's imagination running.

>BBC shit
Ironically I feel the anons talking about this most are the ones really afraid of women secretly all lusting after huge dicks and black guys... Not people legitimately into interracial porn (which most wouldn't speak up about on here, either).

>>33367757
Not with you I guess

>>33367761
did you just call my chicken shit??
maybe you need one of those palm leaves to fan yourself

only 108 days until halloween. What do i wear to the frats?

>>33367757
I tried to learn it from internet guides, was okay.

You learn by doing though. Even if you only have one partner in life, you will still get better as long as you want to and play close attention to his reactions, try out diferent things and note the different responses and so on. It's not rocket science let's be real...

>>33367757
Practice makes perfect

>>33367746
But it's just so weird, so these are like.. severe masochist guys then? Like whdn they see a girl they like and then immediately spout off about that?

>>33367651
Most "caretakers" I know are either doing it professionally collecting checks from the government or a caretaking service or they're using it to get out of other work.

Whenever I've seen a woman taking care of a family member they use it as an excuse to not do anything else. They make taking care of the person their entire life, or at least make it look like it as a way to get sympathy and avoid work. In fact they'll fucking actively work to keep the person from getting better or shelter them from growth to keep them infirmed and in need of care so that they don't actually have to work.

>>33367776
Idk go ask them. 90% of the time it's a meme

>>33367772
No, I was implying you will have hot shits if you make your food too spicy. lol

>>33367773
Wear something sexy, it will signal to Chad that you are ready to get fucked.

>>33367773
French maid uniform, a classic.

>>33367023
M
BBC
NEET

>>33367758
Man..
How do they look, like what's their personality?

>>33367743
I knew a chubby MILF Called Callie who was hott

Girls, what would you do if your boyfriend texted you and said he's horny at work?

>>33367776
>severe masochist guys then
NTA but I love reading about (especially weirder) sexual experiences online and have read plenty of cuck accounts. It is basically the final stage of enjoying being submissive in a mean setting, like a sub that gets ignored, degraded, used.

This is quite a common turn on for women, like for a guy to not even take his eyes off his video game while you blow him.

It is less common for men but submissive men absolutely exist and some of them like this - they want to be spat on, stepped on, used for pleasure, whatever. The final stage of that "line of thinking" is, what if she doesn't even use me anymore, she literally has no use left for me? I can only witness how she chooses someone else over me? It is the furthest you can go in a certain submissive direction. And yeah that turns people on. Which BTW does not mean they have no mixed feelings about it or are never jealous... just that it also really turns them on.

>>33367773
Nothing

>>33367789
Tease him with pictures/texts, I love frustration. Whether he ends up shamefully jerking off in the work toilet or being frustrated all day, I'll like it.

>>33367773
Explosive vest

>>33367768
It just seems like incredibly depressing to me..

>>33367753
People can see she's fat with clothed pics already. Why add the bikini pic if you want something serious?

>>33367791
>This is quite a common turn on for women, like for a guy to not even take his eyes off his video game while you blow him.
Girls, is this true?

>>33367796
What if he just turns off notifications?

>>33367798
I think most people feel that way but see >>33367791, as someone who's not at all submissive it also seems depressing to me how many women want to get fucked by a guy who calls them a whore or a slut. The thing is it's not depressing to them, the way I assume it feels, is only assumed that way because I don't personally like it. A lot of kinks don't sound good if you don't "feel it". Hell I think even the concept of making out with a lot of tongue is gross to a lot of people to think about and they still enjoy doing it. It just doesn't always make sense what feels good.

>>33367796
If you did that to me you'd get it good and hard as soon as I step through the door.

>>33367801
Then I still tried all I could and there's no shame in that.

>>33367796
What if he responds with something along the lines of "keep it up and you'll be in for a rough time tonight"

>>33367799
Bro she wouldn't be fat if she wasn't also retarded.

>>33367791
As someone's never had or understood those kind of mean-spirited female fantasies either, it's just..dang

>>33367762
you know, something that looks like straight out of a fairy tale and is totally over the top for absolutely no ret
what flavor cake would you want?

>>33367781
oh, opps aha yeahhhh

>>33367811
*reason

>>33367799
>People can see she's fat with clothed pics already.
Mostly agree, but don't underestimate that guys can be a little clueless about women's bodies especially when young and inexperienced (I don't know how old this girl is or how old she's trying to date). E.g. I have personally talked to many guys (mostly online but not even all) that did not quite realize irl huge breasts tend to hang down, are not likely to be "perky" in the way small boobs can be very much suspended in mid-air. A guy can realize she's fat and still be caught off guard by her fat distribution, cellulite, loose skin, whatever.

And from her side, bigger people usually have a hard time judging just how much their weight is or isn't apparent from looking at them clothed so in any case it is probably a fears of her, realsitic or not.

>Why add the bikini pic if you want something serious?
I feel bikini pics have long become mainstream enough that a woman wouldn't be ruled "not wife material" by most for being willing to share those online. Though I have never seen a lot of female dating profiles so I'm not sure. Still I can think of no other reason than that she either has had the experience or she has the fear a guy will expect something other than he will get.

>>33367807
That's the goal, the teasing goes in all directions ideally.

>>33367811
Very cute
I think for this something light like vanilla or coconut would be fitting but it has to be an over the top multi layered cake as well
>>33367814
Did you hit t instead of the autofill at the top

>>33367811
M

I want to take a girl out in dresses like that

>>33367800
No
>>33367802
I get you. I'll never not be convinced that you have to have a bit of real damage to think like that, for either gender- and not even just trauma either, physically like maybe getting hit somewhere on their developing brains as babies. It's just too unnatural..

>>33367821
>vanilla or coconut
excellent but can we pair it with something slightly acidic to make it fresh, like vanilla raspberry?
>Did you hit t instead of the autofill at the top
honestly I have no idea what happened but probably something like this
>>33367822
cute, but where would you even go in an outfit like that?

>>33367817
why are you defending some fatty slut from tinder kek

>>33367023
M
INTP
Current NEET. Job searching for 6 months now

>>33367810
I mean I do feel you but I guess it just boils down that you are trying to rationally understand something that is at most rationalized - people like it because it feels good for them.

I am not into playing submissive but I can enjoy some stuff plenty of people would find gross (snowballing comes to mind) and if they'd ask me if I don't find it gross, it would be like... yes, but in a good way? Like nice and dirty? Or, in everyday life I am (and used to be much more still) a fairly self-conscious person, but I loooove someone making me feel flustered and a little embarrassed in bed. I guess especially because it is the one setting where I can feel both - I feel shame and I feel accepted and cherished simultaneously. I think it's like that for a lot of people. Like the bad feeling being incorporated in their bliss feels like they have won out over their (in this case) shame?

Similarly many people have a "good pain" category in sex... It is generally a space where a lot of feelings or themes that are not usually positive, are suddenly enjoyed still.

>>33367828
You were the one asking insight on why she would have done this, I can imagine why and am saying it, that's all.

>>33367826
Sure I love raspberry. Or we could do lemon
>Where would you even go
Royal ball duh

>>33367826
>but where would you even go in an outfit like that?
uhh, shit. Time to learn ballroom dancing and become rich enough to go to the opera multiple times a season

>>33367836
lemon coconut or vanilla sounds great too, maybe we can do each layer with different flavors
>royal ball
oh gosh, that means I would have to learn to dance classic dances first
>>33367837
or finding an abandoned castle and then running down the corridor

>>33367837
Just find a pier and stare longingly at the horizon, waiting for the ship that'll bring your lover back to you.

Girls, do you like Ron Paul?

Dogs aren’t capable of love. At least not in the human sense. They aren’t even self aware

>>33367839
>each layer with different flavors
Very fancy and very fitting
>dance classic dances first
Such would only be befitting a princess