>>82999531
Yeah I don't think you deserve a -mong suffix, you definitely feel like a -lad to me. I'm sure something will come up but wonkylad seems a bit too contrived, possibly royalmaillad, but that's a bit of a mouthful.

For me I'm hoping to become wifelad since I'm so keen on wifeposting but you can't force a name you know.

I also shagged my wife last night, a rip roaring success for the married britfeel lads.

I am obsessed with only one woman, I do not need or want the rest