Thread 82991584

Huntingdon edition

You should really have moved out by 25. Just saying

>>82991596
I moved out when mumberg kicked me out at 13. Not right what she do to me. Is what it is.

HHL spends quality time with his family, unlike (You)

DJE banned from facebook. bout time.

Haha yeah made up personality lore XD
So funny

>>82991615
My mum kicked my brother out at 16. He owns his own house now so it worked out ok in the end

you ever find yourself in Newcastle, THIS is the alleyway you want.

>>82991644
Had me first bum down that alleyway. And no I will not elaborate further.

>>82991653
Is that where you met your 'older bf' ?

>>82991655
No, it was actually in a pub in the city centre. Keeping it private though.

Hope HHL is enjoying the fireworks with his familyberg

Grown men playing lets pretend on 4chan every single day for years. What a life.

Grown men reading other men playing lets pretend on 4chan every single day for years. What a life.

>>82991694
i am an unemployed single man in his mid 30s.

Corr this takeaway is giving me fartbergs. Need ze febreze

>>82990574
>I tried stimulating my cock lightly while thinking of her

The fuck? This is a whore not your mrs you weird cunt

In dollymongs case, clearly it's deep loneliness.

>>82991761
for me it's fixed delusional or psychotic belief.

everyone on /britfeel/ is my fren (until they betray me)

Ze mind games

Grown man reading lets pretend on 4chan every single day for years. What a life.

Watching them fireworks me x

I won x

>>82991862
>Watching them fireworks me
proof?

>>82991862
>I won x
Indeed

>>82991862
Did you tell your family you are on NNN day 2?

>>82991644
Ruth drinks at the Town Mouse in Newcastle.

>>82992020
what if you're actually shadowbanned from Untappd, YouTube etc and we're playing along because we're all in on it?

Ruth blocked all users from Turkey in the Untappd advanced settings. Not right.

Mackem spacker king

Sean should get on Untappd

>>82992073
HHL is happy and you're not.

Decided I'm not gonna see an escort next week lads. Gonna give it another solid week of No Porn and No Fap before trying again. Need to get my head straight, focus on exercise, read some books, see if I can get my libido up, etc. Gonna wait till at least 11th November.

By 11th November, I should be at 24 days without porn and 18 days without masturbating if my discipline holds, and I am determined to. I managed about 14 days without masturbating back in Uni in 2015/2016 or so. My hope is my libido should have rebooted by then and I should be getting agitated and aroused easily. What do you think, have I made a good choice?

>>82992173
i think you should stop obsessing over this.

>>82992173
?
This idiot really wanted to see another escort instead of talking to that girl on bumble, got to be trolling mate

>>82992165
>HHL is happy
Not sure that is correct.

>>82992173
Don't do it lad. I got into whoring at a young age and it fucked me up mentally. It's bad for the soul paying to try and imitate true intimacy.

>>82992190
I am talking to her on Bumble
two girls actually now
I'm terrible at talking to women though
Weirdly I felt relaxed with the escort I saw

>>82992241
I'm 29 lad, it's this or nothing
maybe she'll fall in love with me who knows

85 quid to stand in a feild to watch The Cure in concert next year, im fat and need to sit down, I can't stand up for 3 hours lol.
What were they thinking?

>>82992380
sounds like a you problem x

>>82992173
You'll crack around the two week mark, it's the biggest challenge phase.

>>82992394
Wrong, I think i will hire a wheelchair and get a sunflower badge and be wheeled around instead.

>>82992397
True lad, it comes out like a waterfall just from brushing against the bedsheets after 2 weeks

I can fill up a room within 10 minutes.

>>82991875

The fire rises x

>>82992397
Isn't that the goal? I'm trying to get to the point where I be aroused just seeing the escort.

>>82992491
Don't go to a fucking escort mate please

>>82992066
Really? Can you do that? You might be lying.

>A 35-year-old man, also arrested last night, has since been released after they confirmed he was not involved

Police are fucking useless cunts.

wow this lad is truly fucked. that'll be a huge DBS mark.

>>82992648
would it show up on a DBS check if he was released?

dunno how one guy stabbing people would involve two perpetrators. they should have just flipped a coin.

>>82992531
I already did but I couldn't get hard.
My life is over lad, I got 29 as a kissless virgin.

definitely prefer work over any uni stuff I ever did, I like the consistency and routine with work, no assingments no horrible things to do just the same old shit, 2-3 wfh days in which I do barely anything and get paid okay, unemployment was okay but got a bit stale, think working part time would be decent.

Anyone got that video of poleys cams filming the girl in the bathroom?

>>82992682
Yes an arrest and the reason for it will show up on a DBS.

>>82992173
Are you me? I've been delaying an escort too because im a mental mong. What kind of service you looking for exactly? I just don't want some porn-star shit, but gfe might be too cringe.

>>82991629
He has a SHPO too for telling a 17 year old child to put on an outfit at the gym for his modelling portfolio. Proper gymcel type being like 5ft.

>>82992682
DBS only show convictions and cautions, basic check doesn't show "spent" convictions, enhanced check which is required for working with kids/vulnerable adults etc will show it all. In this case it would be recorded on the PNC and would possibly be listed on a police certificate that you need to emigrate but it would be explained appropriately if so. In short, no it won't affect him at all.

>>82992707
doesnt the de-arrest process block it being entered on that databse?

>>82992735
That's what is so fucked. No arrest should show on an enhanced DBS. What if you want to work in a care home but got some false allegation like stalking?

>>82992739
No all that does is take the DNA off. Custody photos remain and PNC will have log of arrest. You cannot clear your name in most cases without a lot of legal effort.

This Russian lass is cute.

>>82992775
ok, i can believe this.
The police do like to gather as much info and keep it when you interact with them.

>>82992768
Try again auditmong. As I just said nothing will show on a DBS unless you are convicted or receive a caution. Enhanced DBS checks simply include spent convictions, compared to basic checks where spent convictions are removed.
>>82992775
This is also incorrect, honestly lad for someone so obsessed with arrest fantasies you don't know much, probably because it's all a larp, you wish you had been arrested for stalking and harassing women in the street because it suits your persecution complex. Custody photos can be removed with an application, you can also apply to have DNA and fingerprints removed under certain circumstances, this doesn't happen automatically even if the arrest is voided.

>decide to get a job
>do psychology course
>high chance of working with kids and/or mentals
>requires an Enhanced DBS check
>nothing shows up

Why doesn't the US absorb the UK and make wales, scotland, England and Ireland states? I mean WTF not? No one has a good argument other then enthno-nationalism tribal bs.

Even the blokes on grindr dont want me anymore. Can't even prisongay as a cope now, not that it was much of a cope, but the company was nice i guess

>>82992841
impossible, blokes shag anything. You'd have to be legitimately ghastly visually to not be fuckable, I mean even bears exist which are bald hairy fat gay men, there is no possible way.

Gonna have a big bowl of Coco Puffs.

>>82992858
they're called Coco Pops you poof

>>82992819
I had two security checks for my gov job where they've gone into the history of every gf ive had, places ive lived, housemates, all my family etc, took them fucking ages but nothing came back

>>82992858
Pops. Fuck sake

>>82992857
>blokes shag anything
Bloody evidently not. I got knocked back by a 50 year old earlier today and this was when I was at his house ready to suck him off. I look better in person than on camera so dunno what that was all about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cODD-yVx1iQ

they don't make flicks like this any more.

>>82992807
>Any local police intelligence or information held by chief officers that is considered relevant to the role (police disclosures).
>Other relevant information obtained by police forces during vetting that they decide to disclose.

But the police force can reveal anything if they have a grudge against you. Like if you were out on a night walk, they might mention this is odd behaviour to the employer.

500 days sober today lads. Not a drop of the demon drink. No cannabis either. Living my best life x

>>82992886
you have got to physically describe yourself, this is perplexing, I thought this was the main draw of being a gay? just get endless shags no matter what you look like

>>82992869
part of me wonders if they just SAY that tbqh.

i got nicked for trespass and didn't pay the fine. all this hullabaloo about how it could affect getting a job e.g. in health or social care. never went to court, nothing happened, but i DID expect it to be on a computer somewhere.

I had lunch and dinner but it's my birthday and wondering if i should get beef chow mein as a treat. Not had a takeaway for like 6 months, still a fat fuck.
No, noone came to see me, or call me. I got 15quid in two cards.

>>82992927
Trespass is a civil matter though unless you were on royal property or some military site. Don't you mean aggravated trespass?

>>82992934
yes bossman get that chow mein

>>82992917
>you have got to physically describe yourself,
Norwood to fuck. That's probably it desu, I can't offset it by going the "fat and hairy bear" route because of low-T genetics. To be honest, I might actually have a chance with women if I went the bear route so I wouldn't need the attention of men to feel somewhat human. I only went prison-gay because I was babyfaced and a manlet and women despised me physically. At least the gaylads were into it... until now, not that it did anything for me physically, but it just sucks being on your own constantly y'know

>>82992942
If i win the lottery and buy land and a house can i sell it to the M.O.D. then rent it and do lethal response on trespassers?

>>82992900
Not like you'll ever get a job so I wouldn't worry about it pal

>>82992974
I won't get a job unless it's a comfy one.

>>82992961
but all you have to do is be a bit chubby? might be worth investing in a ''''''''hair system''''''''''' because at least if youve got that on your head you can blend it into the sides of your hair too and they look pretty realistic nowadays, how can a 50 year old even be picky wtf

>>82992020
I would go to town on her mouse.

>>82992997
the over 50's have more sex than 16-24 year olds and are second only to the gay community in sexual diseases.
He probably was going to an orgy later.

>>82992942
would rather not go into details. all in the past now anyway. but it was a government building.

Notice how the racist white people must've accused an innocent black man in addition to the actual knifeman.

>>82992997
Seriously thinking of going chubby because my face looks thin and skeletal and it's making me look manly. But I don't wanna look like fucking seaside mark or some bald Norf fat bloke so I dunno. To be fair, he scrubbed up pretty well for a 50 year old. Clearly worked out. Mogged me

>>82993026
must be a bit spooky being a bummer with aids being a thing, never know who might be pozzed.

>>82993045
nahh they have prep now, took a load of research money from fatal juvenille illness research back in the 80's and 90's to come up with pills so fags could bum each other without dying. iirc they are now trying to get prep taken by women so bisexuals dont have to worry about giving women AIDS, that they then pass onto hetrosexual males.
Fags ruin everything desu.

Don't you just hate them onlyfans whores who only show feet cleavage.

dated a lad who went through a Grindr phase before he decided he wanted a proper relationship. he was embarrassed, i thought it was cute.

and yet, if it was a woman, i'd be all judgemental about it.

>>82993090
I like a gaped arsehole to aim for.

Why do the asmrtists love that corset so much?

Imagine being a freshly 18yo girl and going straight to sexualising yourself. Why do they do it?

>>82993138
You already know the money de lid.

>>82993120
Being a man is so fucking lame. Wish I could dress up like her

>>82993138
attention, then they hate men in a few years despite the fact that they didn't have to degrade themselves in the first place

>>82992703
Come on lads, how do I find this. Did someone upload it anywhere, can't go trawling through the entirety of 2016 archives

>>82993143
She was already getting a few grand a month before this. I guess that wasn't enough.

>>82993147
I know females can be pretty in so many ways. You don't see many men showing off their outfits online.

>haven't spoken to a single person outside work or family in 10+ years
I'm surprised I still get hit by the crushing loneliness every so often. I should really join one of those meetup groups in my city but my social skills are so stunted that I'm certain I'll end up getting kicked out fairly quickly.

>>82993195
How is this even possible? You'd have to talk to someone eventually.

>>82993151
They will only hate the ugly men who showered them with compliments and money.

>>82993206
Obviously I'm not counting shit like speaking to people at tills or where people are forced to talk to me in their jobs, but I haven't spoken to anyone in a non-commercial way for that long. I basically go to work then come home and at the weekends I just stay inside.

>>82993195
Same lad. I don't even speak to the police on night walks. I just give them a psychotic stare until they leave me alone. They accuse me of all sorts to bait me into speaking.

Starting going into the woods and wanking, gets me off right and proper.

>>82993212
I hate you Ruthmong. I hope someone kicks you to death before the year is out

>>82993244
I did that a month or so ago with some dirty female shorts I found. They're still there but they've been moved now so someone found my wanking spot.

>>82993267
You are just upset because you'll never have a girl like that or you missed out.

Back homes from that firework display. Went for a lovely meal at a pub as well. Was lush. And some of you were saying I wouldn't make it. Told you before my hangovers aren't that bad when I stick to the beers only.

>>82992723
I didn't explicitly ask for GFE before, I would next time
Just find one you think looks cute and interesting

Trying to abstain from wooze and wanking. Feeling sad and low mood tonight

>>82993274
That's proper filthy. Would you ever consider wanking with another man?

Very useful to have a few of these for GNU/Linux. You could put the OS on there too with mitigations to reduce writes (/tmp in memory, mount some things as read-only, browser cache in memory etc).

Was R on the LNER? I hope she wasn't going to London.

hate NNN, I dont even want to do it I was content wanking once to twice a week to jpegs of tits and now if I do it I'll feel guilty over something I didn't even want to do in the first place. Fuck sakes.

HHL offered me head at Flamingo Land

In my day we used to drop these off at school instead of printing at home. The teacher would print off the homework. You could buy yourself an extra day or two if you didn't do your homework. Just say the file must have been corrupt and you'll get another floppy tomorrow.

>>82993327
No, wanking is a private thing for me. If I'm doing sexual stuff with another man, id rather just gobble on their knob.

mad how my social life died and never recovered, not even in my mid 20s and its just dead. Like damn, I'm actually gonna have to go my entire life without any new mates? sheeeeeeesh

>>82993467
This is why blokes sit in the pub all day

>>82993472
britfeel is my pub, apart from when I have to go to work

>>82993415
Corrrrrrrr! Proper little deviant you are, lid.

blocked nose, breathing takes extra effort.
feel pain in right side of my chest. i know i'll be fine, probably just giving my lungs a bit of a workout.

i just got some spooky missingno. captcha

oh, it's a scrollbar. should have scrolled.

Cum my ladies cum on my ladies she's my cummy pie my cummy baby.

mad how we lost ozzy, hogan, purple aki, king cobra this year

>>82993415
That sounds gay to me

>>82992869
I remember when I got my SC clearance I was asked about what social media sites I used on the form. I only put reddit, twitter and youtube.

Technically you could say 4chan isn't social media hence why I never wrote it down.

>>82993583
Hopefully we'll lose Keir Starmer as well

>>82993608
why put anything, at all?

The escortlad saga is interesting
He's definitely fallen in love with her

>>82993583
Honestly forgot Hulk died this year. Felt like he died years ago for some reason.

>>82993638
he spiritually died years ago
he was a husk

Nobody gives a fuck about Hulk. He was a vile man.

>>82993620
I thought it would be too suspicious if I left it blank. I actually think I put steam and PSN down too.

I still have a copy of my filled out SC form and looking through it now, I can't find that question though. Maybe is was on DBS then? I know I put it down on one of the forms somewhere.

Had horrible tooth ache lads but after a bit of paracetamol and ibuprofen I'm feeling much better

me, i use he/him pronouns. or she/her pronouns. depends on who i'm talking to.

>>82993694
nice one. i know pain is useful and has kept humans alive, but something like toothache is genuinely pointless. you've got the message, all there is to do is wait it out.

I'm still seething about Hogan going over Orton when he had the legend killer gimmick. Made no sense for Hogan to win that. He was old as fuck and part time back then. What a fucking greedy bastard not giving the win to Orton .

>>82993714
the Hulkster needed the rub, brother!

>chooses the stage name HH
>turns out to be a racist

shocked, i tell you.

>>82993401
We didn't do anything digital. In my day, we just did homework and class work on pen and paper. Do kids do everything on computers now at school? Do all classes just have computers now then or what?

>>82993285
I've had loads of women lad. It's you who is the virgin. I hope your dad goes mental and stamps on your head until it bursts. Before christmas

>>82993493
Should see what my 4 day AI RP goon sesh looks like, and what I asked the lady to do when I ordered used panties from her.

Bit of a degen kick recently. Might as well, lifes shit innit

>>82993714
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD THEY TALK TO ME
THEY TALK TO MEEEEE

>>82993810
What model you using for your AI? Out of credits and back to using JLLM instead of Deepseek which is total balls.

>>82992215
I'd say correctly that he's happier than someone who collects screenshots of posts to post in hopes they'll elicit a reaction from someone from the internet.

>>82993841
I'm still using deepseek on janitorai. Cannot stand JLLM, It's a bit annoying having to lead when i'm trying to have one of the characters be super controlling, manipulative, and abusive though, i just dont think its trained on that content because of muh safety or whatever

overall though, i get some proper good wanks out of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQf3adiSBLM

I really really want to have sex with the black lass.

Early night in beddingtons for me. Feel shattered.

>>82994075
Black women are so unattractive that even black men want nothing to do with them.

>>82993714
ran away before he could put bret over, was meant to do 3 matches against hbk, won the first one at summerslam then pretended he was injured and disappeared as he had to lose the second then would have won the 3rd, politicked to win the title at wrestlemania 9. pretended he was injured by undertaker giving him a tombstone. sabotaged jesse ventura and any chance of a wrestler's union
fuck hulk hogan

Turkish tuppence and arse

>>82994080
you've been looking at flashing colourful lights lad. you need your rest x

>>82993869
What Deepseek model you using? 3.2 Exp is good for the price. JLLM is hit and miss. Sometimes it's good othertimes it's a repetitive mess. The characters have much more personality on Deepseek. I also like the bots abusing me, kek.

NNN day 2 almost completed. Oh aye x

>>82994095
The one in the black leather is ugly. But the one in white is fucking gorgeous and makes me sad I don't have a gf who looks like her.

>>82994195
Why put yourself through this torture de lid? You never make it to the end anyway. It not healthy to let your balls swell up. x

>>82994195
wonder what Kate thinks about your NNN attempt

It not right what happen to far-right NEETs in this country.

https://files.catbox.moe/t28nww.mp4

>>82994377
cor that apu looks like you.

>>82994384
What a grim looking little lad.

im 30 and i live with my mum and pay no rent, comfy as fuck, imagine paying rent lmaoo 600 squid down the drain every month

>>82994352

I read that there's actually quite a few benefits to semen retention. It helps build up natural levels of testosterone for starters which increases energy and makes you mentally sharper. Just 2 weeks of semen retention pretty much eliminates brain fog.

>>82994373

Dunno. I don't think she cares about that stuff. She just wants me to soft suicide through alcoholism/wrugs.

>>82993467
Uni is the last place people make friends. After that you're fucked as most people don't want new friends.

There could be parasites here, he thought.

that's a 10th bag of pop cans full. i've actually ran out of the foil-lined ones i used as a form of colour-coding to distinguish between metal and non-metal recycling. grim.

>>82994440
Based dad out that dosser in place.

>>82994440

Kek'd at that anime boss entrance.

Went out for a nice dog walk this afternoon and stopped in at the local pub for a drink, met a mate and his pal and ended up staying for several beers which was a lovely treat. 5 hours later and we're very drunk, had some chips from the kebab shop and now it's chicken poppers from the freezer and an inevitable hangover. What a way to spend a Sunday, couldn't be better really. Hope all the lads have had a nice night and haven't got themselves worked up about silly things.

>>82994411
More like 1200 quid these days

>>82994095
I saw one in McDonalds a couple months ago and found her really attractive. I'm massively racist too so that was a surprise. Then again, you can be racist and fuck black women, just like you can have black friends, so maybe not too much of a surprise

>>82994471
I hope you remember this day lad. To me, it's those really simple days I remember the most fondly.

>>82994440
Bad dad got arrested, and rightly so. Imagine kicking your son out because he's a racist

Anyone know where I can buy a nice beanie from? Also, what's an autistic beanie and a non-autistic one? Not wearing one isn't an option

>>82994430
Actually this is true, met the wife at uni and all my mates since have been friends of people I met there. Now I'm in my mid 30s everyone I meet is friends of those friends I met in them formative years. Met a nice lad tonight who is friends with a mate who used to go out with a girl who was friends with my gf when I was a student. Me and wifeberg are going to do a pub quiz with him and his wife on Tuesday. You soliduft your friend group when you're that age and just build on it from there.

>>82994497
Just get a generic one from Primark you fucking autist. It's a hat to keep you warm.

>>82994480
The only remotely attractive ones are mulattos like Maya Jama or Vick Hope. I've always been repulsed by pure ooga booga women. Would rather stay an incel. Have no idea how Zimmy does it.

>>82994515
It needs to look nice too. I've got a hook-up and I'm not showing them by norwood ass, and i cant wear my normal billcap for very homosexual reasons

>>82994497
you WANT an autistic plain black beanie. cheap one from eBay or a market stall.

don't get a Berghaus one, you'll look like HelperLad.

my hat? my full head of hair.

If some kid goes to college/university and becomes a communist nobody ever cares. They'll say "it's just a phase" ect.. but when a kid becomes a nationalist like I did everyone freaks out. Suddenly it's "he's been radicalized" ect...

>>82994497
Get one related to your local football team if you're worried about looking like an autist.

>>82994538
>you'll look like HelperLad.
He cute though

>>82994555
Did you ever have Prevent knock on your door during the MarmiteMan days?

I have bad news lads. The Ibiza Final Boss has been raped

>>82994487
Think I will lad, nice to be nice and all that

>>82994555
Communism isn't inherently hateful whereas Nazism is. The death count is irrelevant.

>>82994555
Yeah because being a horrible bastard is worse than being just a bit naive and idealistic. Hope that clears it up for you, genius

>>82994527
I like their big lips tbqh. Want to kiss them

>>82994430
No-one ever talks about this.
>>82994488
>arresting a dad for throwing kid out
What is wrong with the police?

>>82994602
They only date rich white men or black thugs.

>>82994570

Nope. Nobody ever visited me. My parents didn't even know what sort of stuff I was talking about because they never used YouTube. Only irl backlash I ever got was from a few people at school but that was it.

>>82994636
its ok, even white and asian foids wont date me, not under any delusion even

Based Steve Laws x

https://x.com/Steve_Laws_/status/1985126327083565307

>>82994657
There's shitlib South Africans. That alone makes me blackpilled

I'm bored and going for a bike ride. Where should I go? (within the M25). Any photo requests?

>>82994657
Careful, Hope not Hate told me he's a not see

>>82994690
Go check out some graffiti.
https://www.wokingnewsandmail.co.uk/news/m25-graffiti-makes-for-eyecatching-photo-ops-579143
bonus points for taking a marker and doing a tag of your own.
I might be asleep when/if you do it, but I'll look tomorrow.

>>82994657
He sets my glowie alarm off. He seems to get away with a lot when you consider how many people have been arrested and jailed for very mild social media posts.

If there is one thing I wish I knew back then and young British nationalist men should realize is just how much harder having these beliefs will make dating/finding a partner.

Western Women really have been programmed to hate right-wing politics/ideas.

All I'm saying is finding a nationalist woman as a suitable romantic partner is possible but they are extremely rare. Sadly, standing for the truth = a pussyfree life for many unless you're lucky.

>>82994758
>woking
JFC I said bike ride not car drive.

mad that all it takes is one wrong word from Hope not Hate, and your life is ruined forever.

and they're the 'good' one compared to those rapists over at Stand Up to Racism.

His name was Helper. He was a Helper. He drinks the beer. Cause he's a Helper. Oh aye! x

>>82994766
There are nationalist women though, some of them are even hot.

>>82994784
You didn't say your location, and just said somewhere within the M25.
Maybe just ride around and find a good spot to do some graffiti? Go traditional, find a nice quite road, pull up at a stop sign, and write hammer time, under the stop.

>>82994790

I never got their name. Like what "hope" are they exactly inspiring in people? All they do is grass people up and ruin lives as you say. All they do is hate.

I think the entirety of the bad things in my life are due to alcohol. I think it is time to leave drinking behind desu. A sad realisation. Things could have been so much different. Oh well.

>>82994784
I've got a better one, write if you love willies, under the stop.

>>82994825
reckon you'll give it up, classic HHL style?

>>82994527
>Have no idea how Zimmy does it.

He's a fucking loser who can't get women so had to settle for an ape.

>>82994803

Read my post again, slowly, I didn't say they didn't exist. I just said they are hard to find.

>>82994555
How do you feel knowing your poor nan last saw you as a dosser? Probably want killed her.

>>82994845
going to assume these more 'traditional' women will expect you to have your shit together and be a traditional man. sorry to say.

>>82994568
why is he walking like he shit himself?

>>82994825
life sucks without booze

>>82994835
Dunno. I should try anyway. It sad.

>>82994872
he's dodging the punters

>>82994845
That's true, they are hard to find. Especially for drunk cripples.

tempted to sneak some of these bags of pop cans down to the bins.
but the last thing i need is my downstairs neighbour asking if i'm happy, again.

>>82994766
I think it's more you living in a care home for statics and being unemployed that hurts your dating life. There are plenty of western women who lean right.

>>82994766
I'm not sure, I've seen women completely change their politics to mirror those of their boyfriends. Women are very impressionable people.

>>82994900
if you haven't ever 'changed' for the opposite sex, you have no soul.

Fuck, wish I bought some snacks and fizzy drinks for the all nighter earlier. Now everything is closed and its too late.

>>82994899
Not HHL but, kinell lad, how many typos is that? I'll have a guess and say those other posts with typos insulting HHL are you.

>>82994878
Do opiates. I'm on tramadol rn
>>82994815
I'm going west to look at the nice houses

>>82994866
nah they love us jobless, video game playing, wanking 3 times a day drug addicts.

>>82994926
> on tramadol rn
Are you a repster? Saw someone else talking about binging tramadol there today

>>82994845
>>82994866
Lauren Southern is notorious in right wing circles for being a coal burner, she's now a single mum with a mixed race baby.

Sex is over rated. Change my mind, go on.

>>82994866
traditional women will except you to fulfill al the traditional roles and they wont have to do the same and you're not based, or beta if you have a problem with it

It NNN day 3. Oh aye x

Work tomorrow lads, and Tuesday. But then off for 2 weeks Wednesday onwards. Get innnnnnnnnnnn. Have to go to Spain for 4 days for a wedding in between which I do not want to do but other than that will be comfy times.

>>82994944
A whatster?

>>82994951
I've only fucked brasses and based on those experiences I would be inclined to agree, but I imagine it is incredible with someone you have an emotional connection with.

>journals online when he last wanked
>women dont want us right wing lads, yeah that must be the reason

>>82994980
guess not then. Carry on buddy

HHL was the future of British nationalism once.
https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t833457/

>>82994926
>Do opiates. I'm on tramadol rn
based fellow tramadol enjoyer.

had eight 50mg pills today, i think. got my browser text zoomed in because i can't focus my eyes. it lush.

>>82995003
> I like MarmiteMan, but to assume that he could be a 'prized' White leader is just delusional.

you just gonna take that, HHL?

To think in 6 months we are going to be playing GTA 6.

Ehh, fuck being a leader. I'd rather be a lone wolf on them outskirts. Also, I'm probably too mentally ill for mainstream politics now

why don't suicidal people spend all their money on lottery tickets?

It's quite normal for alpha chads like HHL to have submissive fantasies. It's a novelty.

>>82995082
Because money isn't always the reason they want to off themselves.

If I were to off myself I'd probably spend all my money on escorts instead of lottery tickets. Also maybe some really expensive tech.

>>82995091
they could do it for other people, then.
imagine the postie comes one day and you've received thousands of lottery tickets. would balance out the sad news.

>>82995089

>tfw half of britfeel say I'm a spastic loser dosser while the other half say I'm an alpha chad leader

In reality I'm just here funposting lol x

>>82995127
>and you've received thousands of lottery tickets.

Useless pieces of paper? The chances of winning the lottery even with all those tickets is tiny. You'd be better off leaving them just money through a will.

>>82995082
because what makes me suicidal has nothing to do with money and everything to do with immutable biological characteristics

>>82995140
If you have more tickets the chance is bigger

>>82995131
Your a complex fella that's for sure de lid. I feel like too many people here try to categorize you.

one lottery ticket? tiniest chance.
two lottery tickets? doubled your chances, haven't you?
i suspect you could KEEP doubling the number even further.

>>82995187
1 million lottery tickets... 1 million times the chance of winning

Just buy enough lottery tickets to cover every combination of numbers. 100% win chance.

Don't tell anyone this, would break the lottery if everyone found out.

nationalist girls don't like neets much eiher

>>82995287
Jokes on you. No girl likes me regardless of if I work or not.

Real ASMR hours x

>>82995463
you shouldn't be watching that muck if you're trying to stave off the wanking.

>>82995006
That's wild, I take one every 6 hours. Hmu if you're near London.

>>82995488

I'm not wanking, Just relaxing and preparing to go sleeps soon.

>>82995511
Careful you don't have any nocturnal emissions.

Honestly, I'm lowkey worried one of these days while binge drinking I'll have a stroke and be either paralyzed or unable to speak for the rest of my life. Corr this probably the endgame a certain princess wants for me. Cutting it right down from now on.

>>82995535
there's also the risk of swallowing your tongue lad, make sure you sleep on your side

>>82995535
You've said you'll cut down so many times.

can't watch this Theroux. unlike nonces or Nazis, this COULD be me.

We all oblivion in life x

When the dragon dies, the Empire dies.
Where is the lost dragon's blood, the Empire's sire?
And from the womb of the void, who shall stem the blood tide?
So long as the Blood of the Dragon Prince runs strong in her rulers, the glory of the Empire shall extend in unbroken years.
His heart's blood bleeds in darkness
For once the portals are opened, who shall shut them upon the rising tide?
For Lord Dagon forever reborn in blood and fire from the waters of Oblivion.
Find him... and close shut the marble jaws of Oblivion.

Time for sleeps. May we all experience liminal dreams. Nighty night x

>>82994591
>>82994598
Kill yourselves trannies.

>>82995815
they were just expressing an opinion. you took things too far.

Gotten up have i not X

>>82995886
bit of a racist image, that.

Really depressing being up all throughout the night until the sun rises on a Monday. Back to the vidya I suppose.

debating going downstairs to collect my 24 pack of Coke Zero cans. bit skittish from the tramadol, don't want to risk seeing neighbours tbqh.

all right, been downstairs. waited until i needed a wee and convinced myself i couldn't go until i'd grabbed my parcel.

some clever clogs at Amazon put my 9 pack of Monster energy drinks in the same box as the 24 pack of Coke Zero. one wrong foot carrying that up the stairs, and i'd have been a goner.

I have no life. I don't go out. I can't let go of the porn. It won't make any difference anyway. There's no one out there for me. If I give up everything to go out more, it will never work out. I'll never have anyone or get sex. The only way out I can see is suicide.

>>82996498
>The only way out I can see is suicide.

could you buy me a few lottery tickets on your way out?

>>82996509
I don't plan to die just yet. I think it is inevitable, though. I have no money.

Condensation on the window just a few minutes after wiping it down. Pissing me off.

>>82996531
debt isn't usually passed on in the UK. max out a few credit cards. live a little before you die x

>>82996537
there's a massive glob of bird shit on one of my windows. it opens inwards so i could actually wipe it clean, but i'm just waiting for the rain to sort it out.

>>82996562
I doubt I have a good credit score.

I never got to have fun. They just expect me to slave. There's no incentive for me to work in a warehouse when I can claim disability for poor mental health.

Nah you know what? Fuck this shit immigrant country, fuck contributing anything to it. Let it get worse. You won't get anything from me when I don't get any good life.

I suspect Ruthmong lives in the far east of Turkey. That's why he is always up so early.

>>82996877
It's not 5 am there. You are up early too. I just don't have any real schedule because I'm a NEET that is long-term unemployed. I can't compete.

>>82996963
Prove you're a brit. Quick post on /int/ and we know you're not a turk. Literally takes two seconds.

might just pick a city in another country, pretend i live there, integrate into THEIR threads.

>>82996978
Maybe I will someday but I'm a little bit sleepy to be going on other boards right now lad. Hand on my heart - I am white British.

where is 'just woke up, work in 40' lad?

>>82997068
Probably already at work. He works so we don't have to.

another day another refusal from ruthmong to post his flag

didn't eat yesterday just had loads of tramadols and now i'm drinking energy drinks and i'm twitching and i feel like everyone is out to get me

>>82997193
No work today? It's monday morning.

might move to india and start a family

>>82997543
just don't want to. i'll work at 40.

>>82997556
Me? I'll work in 40. Getting ready now.

Morning lads.

Day 16 without porn.
Day 10 without masturbating.
Day 6 after seeing an escort.

Still have no libido. Also woke up at 4:30 and couldn't go back to sleep.
I was sort of hopeful I'd be getting morning wood by now but nope.

>>82997617
do you have ANY other thoughts, feelings, or problems?

you remind me of me with ketamine.

>>82997640
Yes, but this is my main focus. I have to somehow get to the point where I'm naturally aroused.

>>82997645
get on SSRIs. swap your libido for a stable mood.

>>82997645
>I have to somehow get to the point where I'm naturally aroused.
Why? No woman is attracted to you anyway

extremely tired but no rest for the weary, important meeting today

>>82997817
i know how you feel, i'm also tired.

>>82997701
I get matches on Bumble so not sure about that lad.

>>82997835
Even HHL gets matches

snatches get matches.
cocks get the block.

I'm actually fairly proud of myself I've managed 16 days without porn. That's the most I've ever done since I first viewed it.

I think the problem is my brain is so used to porn for the past decade that it's rewiring. However, my hope is that because I only really watched vanilla stuff, that my libido will return and I'll be able to get hard when I next see an escort. I don't know for certain though which is scary. This flatline is worrying.

perfume should be outlawed imo

>>82997942
we should just replace it with things that don't stink of alcohol.

This is St Ives nigga. Which is pretty close to Huntingdon

I was in Huntingdon a lot 15 years ago. It was okay. Just had a lot of chavs back then. It seems like they were replaced by niggers though.

St Ives sounds like a disease
>sorry m8, stuck at home, caught stives again

>>82997954
SSM stinks of alcohol

Cornwall is like a different country

>>82998039
it was once

>>82998042
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Cornwall
>Asian/Asian British (Indian): 0.1%
>Asian/Asian British (Pakistani): 0.0%
>Black/African/Caribbean/Black British (African): 0.1%

not a single paki lives in cornwall, let that sink in

>>82998063
why? are they all married?

>>82998075
Nice little joke there lad made me chortle

*informs the apus that a train has derailed in wumbria*

>>82998190
what will the third train event be?

Need to lie down before doing the other thing(s) later on don't i

me? hoping through some quirk/mistake, my parcel arrives today instead of tomorrow.

>>82998258
Fuck off and take your shit gimmick with you, pal

>>82998280
feel like i've put a hot new spin on it.
not really a gimmick though. say you have toast every morning, does that make it a gimmick?

>>82998063
There's a mosque in Truro now.

>>82998349
>There's a mosque in Truro now.
Proof?

>>82998355
https://www.cornwallislamiccentre.org/

Want to touch a fanny but no female is interested in me

>>82998358
They're not even trying to be subtle with their intentions here are they?

Always wanted to move to Cornwall but never had the chance

no more energy drinks.
three fried coffee cubes + milk, that's it.

>>82998429
Qrd on fried coffee cubes?

>>82998443
made this handy guide.

Done me wollocks in last night, drank far too much and now getting out of bed is proving to be an unassailable mountain.

>>82998458
Ok I think I understand it. Do you then pour boiling water over the cubes to unfreeze them? Or do you have some other method?

Quite a clever little trick that, like instant coffee but not depressing and disgusting.

>>82998459
Hair of the dog kind of moment, my laddie

>>82998464
whizz them up in a blender for a frappe
or
fry them (advanced) for a nice hot latte/mocha

>>82998486
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

>>82998473
Not for me lad, last thing I want right now is more booze. Needs must walk dogberg and then I'll treat myself to some sort of egg, halloumi and avocado breakfast concoction. That seems to be the way forward.

still can't believe i came third (i think) in that Simpsons pub quiz. wasted my whole life memorising every episode, when the casuals just kept using their phones.

Pub quiz

pube quiz

Eyeing an early lunch

>>82998524
I also did one of them and didn't win like I thought I should. Suspect one table of cheating since they got almost every single question right. Also remember being judged too harshly to arguably correct answers that another table marked as wrong. Quiz people are dorks.

>>82998524
>>82998564
Fuck off normalshits your kind is not welcome here

Poley's fat thighs

>>82998579
Moni a cute!

>>82998579
>>82998587
They look like tree trunks

>>82998596
thick thighs save lives lad

>>82998602
Whose lives

Off out for a trekkie brekkie and to get some things. It Monday x

>>82998654
>and to get some things
What things?

>>82998654
long neck, short penis, ideally it would be the other way around lol

knife guy was going on about devils. brandished his knife In a barber's and at the station earlier on.

>>82998617
OUR LIVES

Probably a drug addict. Many such cases.

>>82998661
we all mallards in life x

>>82998687
White devils anon, he was talking about da huwhite devil.

>>82998690
like HHL i'm scared i'll go irreparably more mental. but i don't see how you end up going through the PROCESS of carrying a knife around, attacking people. there's longer-term planning involved, compared to just freaking out.

>>82998718
>there's longer-term planning involved
There isn't

>>82998569
Make me laddo, this is a normcore

We all hungover and watching harry potter and the philosophers stone in life.

>>82998800
sick of downloading torrents and then it's 'Sorcerer's Stone' (even if the filename says otherwise)

Good digestive nappington this was

Heading out soon most likely, i do fink X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8R8xY1eVt4

oh my days this looks like my jam. sadly the demo only comes bundled with the Steam adware program :(

>>82998842
How many times have you downloaded this particular torrent lad? This one I'm watching is an extended edition or something, got all these little scenes that I don't remember. It quite nice, hagrid on the tube and that.

We in olivanders wand shop right now, Harry causing all sorts of chaos the little bloody scamp

Might take wife to the studio tour this week since she's never been and we've got the week off work. Could be a right treat for her. Fink I will actually, bit pricy and bit of a drive but definitely achievable within a day.

>>82998911
It's settled we're doing it, nothing you lads can do to stop me I'm committed now.

>>82998911
Any other plans that you want to share?

>>82998906
think i just chanced a few different ones. had a better feeling about the AMZN WEB-DL 'Open Matte' ones but they were still lies.

interesting stuff though because there is more vertical resolution. maybe DVDlad can explain, the old widescreen releases were cropped to fuck for some reason:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHs0xb7jarU

>>82998979
We were going out to an Italian for dinner but that'll need to be rescheduled to Friday now since we likely won't be back in time. Might do some hole filling later (not a euphemism, preparing walls to be painted). Other than that not a lot of plans. Thanks for asking lid, I appreciate your interest.

It's only day 3 and I'm so horny. I keep getting semis and I can't concentrate at work. I'm obsessed with thin women's midriffs. I can't go on like this, I need to spill my seed.

wand scene is pure magic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRqY1nxGGE4

just a few things flying about. a lightbulb and a wind machine. doesn't need fancy CGI.

>>82998986
This one seems to be bretty good for resolution but it is unfortunately a sorcerers stone filename.

>>82998993
Just get a prozzie. In NNN you're only not allowed to masturbate.

Had to have warm milk in my cornflakes this morning because no fucker had put any in the fridge. Kate Middleton's fault!

>>82999014
Isn't that cheating?
What about an imaginary woman, can I use my imagination?

back in my day, the milkman would leave milk outside. could be there for hours before anyone put it in the fridge.

my local milkman used to deliver glass bottles of orange juice and chocolate milk.
not proud of this, but me and my mates knew which houses got them, and we'd nick the bottles before school sometimes.

>>82999036
Same, I still have a milkman. The milk can be out for a few hours which is fine at this time of year. Although last week I forgot to collect it for 36 hours. The milk was OK for another 2 days but after that I poured it away.

>>82998993
Have you tried stretching exercises to prevent you becoming stiff?

>>82999036
Same. We had a milkman when we were kids. Haven't seen one in decades, the super markets killed the industry off.

>>82999047
Bit noncey that! ab

>>82999053
>Bit noncey that! ab
Just how you like it, big fella.

>>82999046
i'm para because if anything, i'm noticing my milk keeps going off days BEFORE the best-before-end date. my fridge is fine. it is not my fault ;_;

>>82999047
Fuck, that takes me back. I miss being at school and seeing all the nice arses in their skintight trousers

>>82999064
how did that one boy get into an all girls' school?

>>82999026
>Isn't that cheating?
No
>>82999026
>What about an imaginary woman, can I use my imagination?
No

>Reform promising to make disability cuts
Fuck, I thought they were /our party/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QliL4CGc7iY

>>82999026
Your seed must be extracted manually by a woman otherwise it's cheating.

>>82999093
What about a tulpa? The schizos on /x/ say they're real.

>>82999097
They aren't reals otherwise the schizos wouldn't be schizos

stop making this more difficult.

>>82999106
tulpas aren't succubi or 'alters', they are holographs you can render in our dimension using the gateway process:
https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210016-5.pdf

you can find the original Hemi-Sync training tapes on archive.org.

>>82999089
I read their proposed reforms. Basically they want to kick off the 700k on PIP claiming depression and anxiety, more assessments and stop people who don't have a British citizenship ship from claiming benefits. But yeah if you aren't claiming PIP they will put you in a workhouse

Why is this allowed??

>Have at least 8 characters
>Have upper and lowercase letters, and at least one number
>Have less than 4 repeated characters
>Not contain any of your personal information
>Be different from your previous 5 passwords
>Not contain commonly used words

>>82999134
Not gonna click on that link, lad

>>82999153
just use a password generator, mong

>>82999163
I DID! Told me I did follow the requirements

>>82999153
i dunno how different attacks work or whatever, or if this comic is actually correct. but fuck me it is irritating being told Must@rd45# isn't a valid password for some reason.

>>82999167
https://proton.me/pass/password-generator

>>82999167
>I did
*didn't
>>82999177
I use offline pw manager keepassxc

>>82999181
Stop using something that obviously doesn't work

>>82999174
exactly. 20 random words with 2 numbers is 50% invalid. f off

>>82999153
Worst ones for me are ones that have a maximum of like 13 characters, I have a very secure password of three words with some numbers and symbols mixed in and for some places it's too secure and I need to use a less secure one. The other worst thing is when you enter all the passwords it could possibly be and it says you're wrong, so you go to reset it and you put in your usual password and it says you're not allowed to use the same as your last password. So you rage and hurl your keyboard out the window.

>>82999153
It's because non-technical people demand it, even though it doesn't improve security.
The worst is when they have a limit on length, that's when you know they're storing your password plaintext. A secure password could be using only lowercase characters but with 10 words.

I probably post up to 100 posts per thread

I remember when I used to use the same password for everything for convenience

>>82999195
Well done lad, doing the hard work so the rest of us don't have to.

>>82999200
same. I got hacked, and had to stop lol

>sorry, that password was found in a list of known compromised passwords.

...does this mean they're just sending my password off as plaintext to some third party? or that a service has done so, at some point?

Draco Malfoy is such a seethie, our Neville just trying to womf it up and he has to come along and ruin it. It not right.

>>82999200
I do this since I started the internet 1995 and never had s problen

After avoiding it for so long, I got an air fryer forced on me. What's the deal with these things, how did they suddenly become so common? What's wrong with using ovens and pans and pots like God intended?

>>82999217
Yes, there's a service which logs password leaks and has an API for checking passwords.

i still don't understand why they made Ron white for the films.

>>82999224
They're a lot quicker than an oven to heat up and they keep their temp better, every time you open the oven it takes ages to get back up to full temperature so if you're cooking things the temp is fluctuating. It is basically the same thing as an oven, just higher convenience. Makes chips and tendies much more reliably than an oven. Also top tier for reheating takeaway pizza.

>>82999217
Theres a site called Have I Been Pwned which checks password breaches from companies you signed up to.

3 days without alcohol, 3 days without wanking.
I might compromise tonight and drink but not touch willy.

>>82999221
>1995
how old are you now de lad?

>>82999230
What are they all holding candles for when Hermione taught them the lumos spell on their first nocturnal wander? Doesn't make a lick of sense.

>>82999229
fair enough. so do they use their OWN hash system or something? i'd rather they not have a massive list of plaintext passwords overall tbqh.

like that 'Have I Been Pwned?' website. maybe typing your email address in there is HOW you get pwned. corrr.

>>82999239
My email is on that site as I had an account with Internet Archive and it was hacked

>>82999247
>how old are you now de lad?
36

>>82999249
it's the chapter 'The Midnight Duel'. they're not using wands, sounds more like there's enough moonlight for them to see in the dark. Hermione MIGHT have a lamp.

did Rowling even read the book???

>>82999256
Yes, they use SHA-1 hash and only the first 5 characters are sent. The API sends back a list of matching passwords for those first 5 hashed chars and then the site checks if the password you chose is one of those.

>>82999291
I am fully convinced that she only really wrote the first two books and then the publishers realised what they had and got in a team of ghost writers to stop it being so shit.

Corrrrr! Nice little delivery today is it not? Course it is! Got some more Criterions in the sale today as well including Age of Innocence and Anatomy of a Murder.

>>82999234
Just tried some bacon in it, honestly not bad at all. Maybe I've been wrong about these things.

Me? I'm a fascist

>>82999258
Change your password if you used that same password elsewher

Corrrrr! Haven't had any breaches yet. Clean and sparkly on my bigly email.

>>82999308
Corr more benefits means more DVDs. It lush.

>>82999328
Already have de lid. Luckily I used a unique password too. Not happy about my email being tarnished by the breach though

do i unsubscribe from gibberish domain name spam emails? or does following their link confirm to the spambots i'm a real person clicking their links?

>>82999384
Got the metal festival coming up in December so have to try and accommodate that as well. Hard when there are so many wonderful DVDs to be had.

>>82999414
Shouldn't there be an option to block the sender through your email client?

Any big booty girls here?

>>82999200
>I remember when I used to use the same password for everything for convenience
Been doing this since at least 2002, no issues, it's not even a good password either

i use ALMOST the same password for everything, but i have a system based on the first letter of whatever website it is.

downside is there are a few duplicates (e.g. Proton Mail + Pinterest) but that's a risk i'm willing to take.

Just don't be some weird dodgy guy who gets targeted by hackers. Pretty simples.

Lollers tried to hack me

>>82999437
this is victim blaming. only SOME people get hacked by white hat hacktivists like Anonymous and Hope Not Hate, other people are innocent ;_;

Got that 5 squid meal deal at Greggs. Oh aye it lush. Now time to womf around for a bit. Got that match tonight so keeping things steady today, no day drinking x

>>82999434
like this?
Protonmailpassword321
Pinterestpassword321

>>82999453
what did you get lad?

i appreciate that they can heat up most of the cold sarnies now. but i do NOT appreciate that it costs extra and you lose out on the meal deal.

>>82999324
Very based fren

>>82999453
Long neck but low IQ

>>82999473
Cheers buddy x

>>82999459
nah i basically just substitute in the first letter. so say my usual password was mustard45 (and I'm not saying it is), it would become pustard45. Facebook? fustard45.

only have to remember one password, but it's different across sites. another wonkyhack 4 u.

I have all my passwords tattooed on my inner foreskin and anus. You need a microscope to read then. It would take a lot to breach my security.

Haven't changed my password in over a decade. It's actually something from the chronicles of narnia lol.

>>82999495
Sorry lad I don't think wonkylad is going to catch on.

Cooorrrrr, what new edition should we make???

>>82999514
Haven't had a DVD edition before now have we?

>>82999514
dolly themed edition

>>82999511
oh well. just something Crossy came up with, i thought it was cute.
my problem with 'ketmong' is that other boards have ketmongs. don't want to steal their thunder.

Wonder if /britfeel/ will make it to 2026

>>82999514
Sexy young girls in tight trousers edition

>>82999534
It won't survive the UK 4chan ban. Most people aren't going to use VPN and 4chan Plus just to post here.

>>82999470

I got that main/side/drink deal de lid. Chicken tenders, wedges and a wokkle of woca-wola. Was wempted to get a donut but didn't want to eat too much as I'll be wanting something later before the match.

>>82999542
>4chan Plus

oh man you are going to get mongboy.jpg'd so hard.

>>82999531
Yeah I don't think you deserve a -mong suffix, you definitely feel like a -lad to me. I'm sure something will come up but wonkylad seems a bit too contrived, possibly royalmaillad, but that's a bit of a mouthful.

For me I'm hoping to become wifelad since I'm so keen on wifeposting but you can't force a name you know.

>>82999542
my vpn costs like 1.80 a month (and helps with the porn), and had a pass anyway because filling in captchas is grim. Ez

>>82999534

Kek that pic always makes me crack up.

Wifeberg is officially preggers with sprogginton numero duo

>>82999549
She looked better as a brunette

>>82999549
oh my days, i love them tendies (the BBQ bites tend to be a bit cardboard-y, mind).

no wuppa?

>>82999422
I know mate. It's hard seeing so many things to buy and not having the funds to purchase them. Getting paid soon, GAGGING for a good spend me.

Hook up planned for a few hours lad. Hope this guy doesnt just change his mind when i arrive like the last one...Already wearing a cap just incase, ill just turn it backwards when i need to. The beanies from primark looked ridiculous on me

feeling alright today chat
hope every one doing alright too x

Me? I like to sniff a chair after a woman gets up.

>>82999549
>>82999573
You think MILF Suze does anal?

>>82999567
Looks like a pantomime villain. Heard she was a massive shagger in the 90s. Her and that Kwarteng black brown going at it all hours of the morning. Grim.

>>82999572
My condolencerinos lad

Mums gone to Aldi. She's bringing me back all sorts of goodies I can't wait.

>>82999561
considering how often you mention your wife, i feel like i know absolutely nothing about her.

>>82999587
She's been stuffed full of black schlong, there's no doubt about that.
In contrast, Dianne Abbot has felt Jeremy Corbyn's long thin penis poking her cervix.

Yeah straight from the top of muh dome
As I ro ro rock da microphone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

>>82999573

Gotta agree there de lid. Still though, she looking fine af this morning.

>>82999587

That necklace she is wearing is a confirmed BDSM thing. She's kinky af.

See
https://archive.thetab.com/uk/2022/10/17/liz-truss-necklace-conspiracy-277632

>>82999602
Kek. Heard that rumour too. Seeing Corbyn and that fucking is enough to make a man go blind.

>>82999610
Christ your taste in music is awful lad, sorry just saying it how it is

>>82999624
I've never claimed to have good taste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRmSf9VqrUA

New one's up for ye lads
>>82999628

>>82999628

>>82999628

Line em up, and I'll get spending. It's that simple. Cheers.