That asian is the closest thing to an orangutan I've ever seen outside of nogs

>>150231058
mfw

tfw my Waramount+ subscription is included with my current mobile contract. It on for free x

>>40891878
Rkps4

>>82123266

Nah pal my favourite takeaway is closed nows. I'll just next a wot woodle or summat x

At least I've saved some money x

>>82088676

>Benniemaxxing
>Highly intelligent
>Average UK height
>Autism

God was cooking when he made me x

Too bad for those who can't install mind computer who will be left behind in the main dimension of the multiverse with no businesses and small amounts of cash.

no one as handsome and clever as me could ever become old

Showered.
Shaved.
Moisturized.
Happy in my own lane.

Oh aye. Garn get sorted now then head off out for this family meal.

Just necked some chippy wippies with warlic sauce from t' local fishy while watching that new South Park wepisode. Keeping it womfy tonight, no wooze or wrugs for me thank you very much x

>>40794699
I'm not going to respond to this nonsense from an alchi. Alcohol is the worst drug out there. People destroy their lives by drinking it every day. I consider it self harm. People are rude on it. They shout on it. I can't look at my dad straight because he's drinking every day. I don't drink. I've drank under 50 times for 34 years. I have done crack though. Once a month for a while. But that's nothing compared to alcohol. I don't care how legal it is or how people love it. I suppose it can be good but you end up ruining yourself on it. Same with crack but at least I moderate my intake unlike some alcoholics.

>>81920477
Fx the lot x

>>40774135
Who said I'm mocking you. I love retarded niggerfags

Watching a new wepisode of Rick and Morty and necking some transform-a-snacks. It's a Jerry wepisode as well corr.

Ngl I could get used to this sobergrind life. The risk of smashing my waptop is extremely low right now and it's lush x

Went full-scale Welper mode and went down t' chippy for some warlic and chippy wippies. Garn watch a new wepisode of Rick and Morty nows. Life's better when you're not doing your wollocks in.

>>40713457
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YOqBhy1EWs4

whoops!

>>510074271
Now there's a classic Pepe

parkies should get delivered tomorrow

>>40657818
in the infinite expression of eigenstates of the universe you are currently existing in a continuous set of macrostates that allows your consciousness to exist. one day, you will die and these conditions will cease. yet, there are infinite more eigenstates for the universe to experience in the future. at some point, another eigenstate will be reached at which time your chain of consciousness will be functioning once more. this is irrefutable under the material findings of quantum physics. as such death cannot possibly be the end of our existence because there is some future that we are guaranteed to exist again.

>>212286213
>Sorry you're poor and you always will be, kid.
don't feel poor. i take it easy at an easy job, help mummy out with rent, and live a life free of the stress that tyrannizes most normalfags, pal.

>Also your mother is a fucking whore and a shit parent, just look at the retarded loser she raised.
your mother raised a guy that fantasizes about mother-son cucking

>>509010961
Show creampie or gtfo

>>81605020
>>81605051

>Puffins

Based. I seen them on Farne Islands two years ago when I did that boat trip. They are womfy little critters. I hope they recover from that bird flu outbreak as I know that hit them hard.

>>508497599
it won't tho

>>508207326
>assisted departure
I-ran can assist with that.

>>508130315

Good food?

Necking that webab wrappingtons now. Washing it down with a of Rubicon sparking passion. Oh aye x

Ayatollah deez nuts.

Having a wot woodle now x

Watching that livestream of Tel Aviv and Haifa.

Din dins has been necked. Washing it down with some Woca Wola now. Off the drink for the next couple of days. Life's better without the hangovers and weltdowns x