Thread 81472132

Halfway through the daily /britfeel/ grind edition.

We're all waiting for you to post your Kapital jeans lad

New fishtank.live season tomorrows.

>>81472150
fishtank is shite
im sticking to watching ice poseidon

Miss my daily Yanklass updates

>>81472149
>We're all waiting for you to post your Kapital jeans lad
And his Moschino shirt.

>>81472159
IRL streamers are slop.
Other than letty.

Yanklass. Gone but not forgotten

>>81472150
Oh you don't watch that rubbish do you?

>>81472173
I have a fishtank.live season pass.

Whats fishtank.live

>>81472170
shes ok ive not been watching lately its all been boring af
need new streaming event x

If you watch YouTube, Twitch or any other IRL streaming slop you are mong tier.

>>81472205
/britfeel/ is top-tier slop

>What's wrong darling? Why did you lose your erection?
>I'm sorry...it's just...this lad on /britfeel/. He called my jeans "retard jeans" and I can't get it out of my head
>Oh for god's sake, just let it go!
>I'm sorry, I can't. We have to break up. I need to dedicate the rest of my life to making sure he knows these are good jeans and his jeans are shit

eva6 you should livestream roblox for us x

Eva6 go in Chaturbate and I'll donate and have a wank.

Why won't he post his Kapital jeans?

He's found a new dolly yo play make believe about.

>>81472254
IVE JUST JOINED CHATURBATE
ITS A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN MASTURBATE OFF WHILE YOU CHAT
MY NAME IS SEASIDEMARK ON CHATURBATE
SOME NIGHTS IM GONNA GO THERE AND PLAY AROUND WITH MY FUCKING PENCIL
AND PENCIL ALL AROUND THE FUCKING ROOM
GET ME FUCKING PENCIL OUT AND FUCKING SHARPEN IT
ILL BE SHARPENING MY PENCIL A FEW NIGHTS A WEEK LIVE ON CAMERA
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ME
ILL GET MY FUCKING PENCIL OUT
AND ILL WRITE WHAT I LIKE

>>81472265
>GET ME FUCKING PENCIL OUT AND FUCKING SHARPEN IT

What's wrong with my jeans

>>81472312
I buy all my clothes on ASOS

Cum covered kapital jeans and a moschino shirt he stole from a pikeys washing line.

Doing naughty things with eva6 under the covers

>>81472323
Let's see your leg wear.

Me? I wear only the finest garments, and get them from my wardrobe.

Just taking the bus thoughts on my fit? x

>>81472332
I'm playing slither.io.

I only wear Moschino. And no, I won't post proof.

>>81472342
Wait till you hear the shower going, then go check on your mum's bedroom floor.

>>81472343
Excellent choice sir.

>What's wrong Sarah? How has he hurt you now?
>He's still going on about that man from /britfeel/
>The one who said his jeans looked like "retard jeans"?
>Yes. Except now it's not even about the insult. He's obsessed with proving that guy lied about owning Kapital jeans
>Wait...he's trying to disprove an anonymous man's trousers?
>Yeah he's been up all night cross referencing /britfeel/ posts with japanese denim import logs

>>81472356
Looks like he gets a lot of fanny tbqh.

Glad there was a survivor lads but horrific about the rest of those people who died, a lot of them British too. Hope their families all get millions off the airline or Boing

>>81472375
looks like he is a fanny

>>81472359
post the link then so we can join

something insane about britfeels obsession over jeans, i posted that Ibought some about a month ago and had a spacker bring it up over the next few days. Normal straight legged jeans.

>>81472372
Howling at this post dee lad

i get my clothes made by apustajas of feel street. you haven't lived until you worn frog made pieces

>>81472391
Well at least you weren't outside in trackies like a fucking mug

>>81472359
I'd slither into you x

>>81472402
>This is the man calling your jeans 'retard jeans'

Autism jeans and a pair of New Balance

There's no way someone who uses the word "retard" would own Kapital jeans. Kapital is soulful. It's folk luxury.

I am a big fan of Rock and Roll Music

Boingy boingy baity poster

>>81472423
>W-whats wrong with New Balance

gonna order some kapital jeans i think

I am a big fan of brvtal death metal and goregrind

>>81472435
They run a bit small so order the next size up.

Taking out a UC crises loan to buy some Kapital jeans

>>81472442
thanks mate do they come from japan then? x

thoughts on blood incantation

i think my friend is having a harder time in life as she gets older because men do less stuff for her.

i either agree with incels, disagree with incels, or this is just common knowledge and obvious. one of those.

>>81472448
That's where they make them yeah but they're easily available online in the UK, you don't have to get them shipped over yourself.

Propogate some mint to grow at home? Don't mind if I do! Missing my fertilizer but they should take.

Forgot me bloody picture.

>>81472449
they're aight, fond of hidden history of the human race

What what jeans brand SSM wears

Trackies are fine I wear them indoors sometimes for comfort but that lad who posts pics of himself in dark blue trackies in obviously hot sunny days makes me think he must be sweating his bollocks off and they look synthetic too which is not known for being the most breathable. Nothing against him for it and I'm not judging but there are better things to wear outside on a hot day

>>81472474
He wears m&s lad

Hi I'm anon, I've got loads of girlfriends and hash. Look at my jeans!

back in the day they'd give you a voucher for Matalan to get a job interview suit.
that was the British taxpayer's money going to Matalan but i suppose SOME company has to provide these services. and it meant people couldn't just get vodka/heroin instead.

What to NEVER wear outside
>Trackies
>Shorts
>Skinny jeans

>>81472478
Based. I get my work shirts from M&S.

>>81472488
Shorts are the norm in summer

skinny jeans are terrible because middle aged men lean towards that natural top heavy build and it just looks odd, the zoomer trope of tighter t shirt and baggier jeans is better than that. Peak is just straight legged jeans, its sensible and has survived the test of time.

>>81472459
>>81472465
neat.

used to keep living mint on the windowsill but didn't do much with mint. mojitos, lamb, what else is there?

>>81472496
Only incels and deanos wear shorts

>>81472496
Yeah so it's easy to mog by not wearing them

You fools don't know anything about my drip x

Din dins has been necked. Washing it down with some Woca Wola now. Off the drink for the next couple of days. Life's better without the hangovers and weltdowns x

Thought about making a terrarium, have a big 6L jar and some soil and a bunch of unopened wildflowers seeds. Would need to buy a grow light for it to thrive apparently. Keep putting off because I reckon it'd just end up a jar of mold and decay after a year

>>81472498
what about kapital straight legged jeans?

>>81472510
I love joeyy and smokedope2016.

>>81472503
It doesn't have to be lamb. It can be anything you like. No rules really. I want to try selling pre-build herb racks in Facebook marketplace. You can make a killing in London like that.

>>81472542
we know
post ur lastfm x

>>81472524
He's sitting there absolutely raging but he can't post because he pretended he'd be shagging a bird right now. He couldn't help making a few posts though. Poor lad. He'll be reading this now and smashing his keyboard and soaking his retard jeans with angry cum.

>>81472538
depends on the style, some look fucking stupid but some appear to just be normal jeans

>>81472556
I thought we were laughing at the moschino poof that has been sulking for years?

>>81472570
Same lad desu

>>81472537
I had a terrarium for 3 years, very self sustaining. Even had fungi growing from a small log I had inside and a spider that had laid some eggs but I removed that because i figured it'd die, had all sorts of insects in there as well. Just put in river stones at the bottom, gravel from the river bed, bit of mud, some top soil then moss as you cant kill moss it just desiccates. Once sealed it was pretty comfy once I had figured out the correct water levels so that the rain cycle inside did its job. Fucked it when I moved because I had to put it into storage and I over watered it. Shame, liked me terrarium I had about 3 and killed them all because I thought they'd go a bit weird without any water due to the length of storage time and lack of any sunlight.

Big wall of drivel

The Velvet Underground

The Beach Boys

The Nonces

The Rolling Stones

The Sonics

regurgitation

Another day in the office

The Shangri-Las

>>81472604
There was a nonce but no nonces

>>81472583
NTA but, why not start a fresh terrarium?

Obsessing over other mens attire

Obsessing over bands

The Small Faces

The The

Female arses

>>81472525
bit of a mad one yesterday lad was worried tbqh
hope you can cut it right down

Blur

might go on a mental 1 and make a bunch of posts

The Shadows

>>81472604
>>81472607
same thing, heh.

The Microphones

The pissers

The Kinks

The five foot retard living in a care hone

i keep forgetting Roman Polanski was a rapist nonce. Bill Wyman of The Rolling Stones just shagged a 13-year-old but they were in love apparently. nobody's out for his arrest, or anything.

i think at some point they're going to need a new term, or a new crime.

Vitamin D must be pure energy when you think about it, notice how everyone outside (the people who are outdoors a lot) become very high energy in summer time. In council estates you notice it from the noise levels but across the world a lot more rioting and uprisings and stuff like that in summer

>>81472668
if HelperLad was provided with proper care and nutrition as a child, he would be neurotypical, tall, and people wouldn't be pushing him to suicide.
please have some tact.

Ne1 got some art from other countries that we can have a laff at how shite it is x

>>81472670
A 13 year old girl is more than capable of falling in love with an adult man, but this fact will destroy your life if you mention it so no one ever does.

>>81472677
think it's just that it's sunny.
i know everyone was cooped up because of lockdown, but we had a summer of protests (all protests, not just the Black Lives Matter stuff).
i swear the SECOND the weather turned a bit grey, everyone suddenly stopped being so passionate. remember 'Kill the Bill'?

She is a visionary de lads

No fannying about tonight,,away to my bed in a few hrs x

>>81472716
corr she'd sort me right out

53 britons btw, totally not brown, trust us goy

Cooking lads, what's everyone else doing?

that nonce with the nappy and nintendo goyslop shite video posted here the other day, absolute degenerate

>>81472706
that way around, sure. think of fit teachers. girls in year 9, full of hormones? of course they'll have feelings, some of them will outright fall in love (since it's just chemicals in the brain).

but adults shouldn't reciprocate it on it. even if they had the same feelings, go do something else. just my two pence.

i predict there will be a plane crash in 2026.

>>81472741
100% agree with you there lad.

>>81472734
they were going TO London AWAY from India, and by a aeroplane, not some boat.

you need to check your facts.

>>81472736
did you cook off the chicken first, then add raw onions last?

>>81472736
Wanking lad

Touching Ruth's naughty bits

Truth it may be natural and probably goes back millions of years. Any red blooded male definitely finds women attractive post puberty. After all there isn't some magical age when women start being attractive, such a notion is ridiculous.
>17 & 3/4?
>Nah does nothing for me mate.
>18? oh aye
See how ridiculous it is? But people with this attraction, which is a lot of blokes, maybe the majority, would never in the vast majority of cases acknowledge it except perhaps to himself internally, certainly not to others, if he knew the girl is under 18 - let alone act on it.

Yes as a modern civilised society we had to draw boundaries that can't be crossed. Otherwise it would be a free for all. Would you want a world where if you had a daughter she might fall for some persuasive 40 year old bloke when she is 15? I think it's balanced that we have age of consent and laws and such around these things. Although sometimes society can be over punitive, like Adam Johnson doing 3 years in prison for that 15 year old who went to the police after he broke it off with her

Purchased that Legend of the 8 Samurai on Blu-ray. Looks good tbqh.

That agp feel when u take sum dodgy pics nd w*nk to them then want to kys after

Trumpbros...

>>81472811
what i find genuinely fascinating here is that grown adults are infantilising THEMSELVES. it is actually 23-year-olds saying the thing about brains at 25.
teenagers usually want to be grown up. imagine telling teenagers they can't shag, sorry: the grown-ups have spoken. conversely, imagine just letting them buy alcohol, as much as they'd like.
what's going on?? did they put something in the water?

>>81472835
when did this become 'agp' and not 'autosexual', but also 'into crossdressing'?
you're not some special, advanced pervert, you're just a pervert. in fact a weird one (not in any kind of good way).

>>81472227
This is SIC, except every time he tries to put a condom on for a shag he thinks of picrel and Shippy laughing at him and promptly loses his erection.

>>81472862
Fuck off and leave him alone you snide cunt.

i am more passionate about /britfeel/ than i am about my sex life.

>>81472877
Why you talking in third person, Shippy?

humbrrgrr

>>81472811
Girls peak at around 15-18 and I'm tired of pretending they don't.

>>81472882
genuinely curious but yeah he's the one who said it. dislike narcissism and if you're wanking to yourself in a mirror then you have problems.
actually being transgender is more than that, i think, and AGP is this whole conspiracy theory about it.

suspicious dvdlad doesn't show off his Bollywood collection..... is he ashamed?

>>81472900
You dislike narcissism but you think so much of yourself that you can preach your morality to others? Sounds like you need to get your own head straight. Silly cunt.

suspicious crossy doesn't show off his knicker collection..... is he ashamed?

>>81472821
I have that on normal dvd. It doesn't have much rewatch value for me personally

>trousers being scrutinised
>leglad awol
hmm

>>81472838
Donald trumpy gets the grumpy rumpy pumpy humpy lumpy in his pants.

Crossmong is a weird cunt. Yanklass was spot on about him.

>>81472891
That wasn't me, but I'm absolutely howling at it desu.

>>81472921
yeah because a 50 year old american woman on here is totally normal

>>81472906
Hes white. He took a picture of some DVDs about 2 weeks ago and he had this golden cat and his reflection was shown in the golden cat thing.

>>81472922
I highly doubt any other poster here would post that image along with that filename. Do better.

Back in my day this is what AGP meant

>>81472911
Interesting. I'm sort of building a Fukasaku collection and I like when they have fantasy and samurai so hopefully I enjoy it. Got Battles Without Honor and Humanity for less than 30 quid too which was good.

>>81472947
>7 million triangles per second
corr

>>81472926
More normal than a bloke in his mid 30s living with mammy and cross dressing. You just know he's a nonce.

>>81472947
You got that Soundblaster big man?

>>81472907
i will keep this in mind. i think there's a distinction we've lost a bit. wanking off to your cock wanking is less like 'being gay' and more like 'getting your cock out in public'.

i guess it's in the privacy of his (or her) own home so maybe i jumped the gun a bit with the narcissism interpretation. sorry anon i will try to keep an open mind. as long as i can also have the last word.

>>81472935
There's the imposter who posts everything I've posted with the exact filename. Although in this particular case I don't think it's him because it's quite amicable towards me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOKwewc9dns
laa laa laa laa

This is the reality the Wuppastinians have to face every day. Just approaching a hot teapot is a death sentence now when there are Coffesraelis about.
Even being caught with a teabag might result in you being pushed up against the wall. It not right and SPACCA won't involve itself in it.
Free, free Wuppastine x

>>81472921
Crosslad is sound desu

>>81472947
>Free! Software inside

Helper is the worst personality and always has been. Something about him just annoys me.

god i love vodka

>>81472989
The software that came with it was actually software you'd use to turn a photo of yourself into a crude pornographic picture of you as a woman, for you to wank to.

>>81472983
I thought soundlad was german?

>>81472891
Sorry little lad, but I'm not Shippy.
>>81472935
Still not Shippy. Do better. Schizo mong.

>>81472921
Yanklass was jealous he's close to Helper and made up reasons afterwards to seethe about that. That's certifiable levels of weirdness for a 50 year old woman.

>>81472957
They upgraded graphics cards incrementally on a yearly basis back then for real performance, which continued for years after that too. Nowadays the performance increase yearly is more minor and it's all gimmicks like ray tracing and tensor cores and DLSS, but everyone accepts it and buys the latest thing with the newest shiny gimmick. Same goes for a lot of things in the world. Washing machines peaked in the mid 20th century. Most washing machines since are equal or worse than a 1960s top loader which just washed clothes and would last hundreds of years because it was a simple functional design with no parts that were liable to break. But they have 30 buttons and loads of different settings so people get taken in my the gimmick. So now we have 'energy efficient' washing machines that don't even wash your clothes right but at least you have 30 different buttons you'll never use

>>81472996
He's actually not even a personality and is just a lolcow. I know the line between them can be thin but he's well over it.

>>81473000
Smirnoffbro? We thought you were dead

Smirnoffbro returning would break the internet

>>81473014
Ok imposter saddo

>>81472322
Me? Primani

>>81473014
Kek, I suspected it was you

>>81473030
I don't think you know what "imposter" means, little lad. Not once have I claimed to be shippy. Try to think a little bit next time you have a weltdown.

>>81473021
he might be, i am but a disciple

>>81473036
poverty mate

Who was that one lad who always buys clothes from uniqlo

>>81473050
>I don't think you know what "imposter" means, little lad. Not once have I claimed to be shippy. Try to think a little bit next time you have a weltdown.
melty

>>81473038
He was master of the game. He had acquired the power to make dollies seethe.

Forgot all about him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K97lp7xWPCQ

Fathers day soon lads

Funny post mocking SIC posted by Sissy Baby Ponce.

>>81473082
tom's a national treasure

>>81473086
Bought dadberg a Steam giftcard.

Crossy's clitty cock

Only lasted a year after his goodbye, feels like some sort of lie when people come back after making a big thing about an exit, like eastenders characters who keep coming back even after they had an exit with the sad music like a year or 2 before

>>81473109
the title literally says he's not back

>>81473088
Funny post mocking Sissy Baby Ponce mocking SIC posted by Nappymaster BN.

>>81473088
Claim down Jewish gentleman

SIC will never earn as much as BN. He'll forever be in his shadow. The smaller man

>>81473109
dude looks like an elf from oblivion

>>81473117
But there he is, back with a video

>>81473109
You retarded lad? Serious question

BN has 'no plans' to have children. Very sad state of affairs

>>81473135
"back" implies permanency

>>81473137
What about my post triggered you lad?

I am now watching layer cake, I have seen it several times. Each time, that scene with dancing sienna make muh willy go big, oh aye.
*remembers there's the underwear scene to come*

did different sound cards handle MIDI differently?

.MIDI files had such a specific sound, they get used ironically nowadays and it's still grating. but emulated SoundBlaster DOS games sound magic.

>>81473148
Your stupidity triggered me lad

>>81473146
Goodbye implies permanency, can't just keep popping on every now and then saying I'm not back yet

>>81473143
Not for me lad. I can see how it might be sad for humanity as a whole though.

>>81473156
You just confirmed how stupid you are.

Good evening Sir.
It's rather warm this evening isn't it? Perhaps I could cool your interior posture with a pregabalin, eggs and chips? From the hens in the barn de lid they're all organic. It's time you put down the Toby Carvery tracker; you're hungry for some real food not that tripe de lid.
Once we've finished perhaps you'd enjoy a go on the Youtubes with the other lads for an hour or two? Evening medication at 10pm as usual de lid.

Not for Mrs. BN he means, she got him on a tight leash. It not right lads it not right at all

>>81473161
i remember his "goodbye" video in it he said he was still working on things so it was pretty obvious to everyone to actually watched it it wasn't forever

>>81473168
Talk to your therapist lad, get into the specifics of how the man on the internet posted about Tom Scott saying goodbye then uploading another video after a year set you off. He might be able to find some regressed memories

thanks medicine frog that sounds a treat

frog the river to the sea mate you're one of the good ones

I pointed out her error and now he's having a weltdown lol
As you were lad x

>>81473086
Want to get my step dad something but i dont know what hed like. Thx for reminding me anyway.

Was it kino de liddinghams?

>>81473172
Pregabfree since 93, for me, you see. 93 being Tuesday.

>>81473188
Many such cases lad. Just ignore the resident spacker

>>81473172
Hens laying wee temazepams x

>>81473187
You enjoy de lid. I wish you a comfy evening.

>>81473201
Have you tried the 300mg pregabalins? They're beautiful... pure adrenaline with a strange surge of relaxation.

>>81473194
No problem lad. It's important to have a good relationship with your father x

>>81473194
corr shes playing gaia online x

>>81473214
That's what I had, lad. Wobbly tae fook pal. Stayed awake a bit too long chatting to teh nightshift lads.

Father's Day will be tough on SSM

>>81473197
yes quite enjoyed this lid some unexpected turns too

I see Shippy has invented a new dolly to play with.

eva most likely sees me as an obsessive creep. i can't help who i fall in love with. it pains me so

>>81473268
imagining your life with every woman who enters the thread are you lad?

Blaheim Palace

>>81473277
>eva6
>woman
Lad...

Falling in love with trannies

I like Tom Scott as much as the next viewer but made a fair point about the audacity of him uploading another video after a only year but saying he's not back. It's attention seeking. You have made an arse of yourselves for attacking me lads

>>81472525
Thought you were just having a few wokkles with Steve in the communal garden, what went wrong?

S P R I N G W A T C H
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Posting from my luxury Bangkok condo with my beautiful Thai wife

>>81473261
Which dolly have I invented

Is Tom Scott back or not lads?

You just know someone raised this as a serious concern and got told to just fucking get the job done and fly the plane

The lolcow gene is a real thing

>>81473320
This Gibraltar character, clearly.

Dolllyposting are we?

thanks for pointing out there's a new Tom Scott video lads.

>>81473315
CAN'TWATCH
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Due to not having a televisual device.

>>81473354
Yes, you are doing that anon.
And we? We're laughing at you, all day every day.

>>81473333
Your stupidity is off the charts lad

>>81473356

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002dfm5/springwatch-2025-episode-12?seriesId=unsliced

I won't tell if you don't

Alright there dee lats? Don't mind me just posting from my luxury condo in Bangkok. Looks like wifeberg will be home soon x

>>81473315
Mumberg watches that

>>81473368
And you? You're here to read it all.

>>81473374
You need to log in tho

>corrs and natalie imbruglia within sniffing distance
Corr.

>>81473368
>And we
mongboy.jpg

>>81473303
it's basically an advert.
he was doing other stuff, i tried watching that Lateral podcast. interesting idea but by-and-large it really is "intellectual internet" types that i do NOT enjoy (as a book/game with friends it could be fun).

i don't get how you "quit YouTube" if it's meant to be your full-time job? that Jaiden Animations girl did the same thing then made an advert video right afterwards, she's also said she has a team she pays, so how does that one work?

this new internet stuff confuses me. it's somewhere between solo artists and a television channel. without the positive qualities of either.

>>81473348
Sissy Baby Ponce is very real lad. The truth is actually more grim. He's a young guy who Shippy has groomed.

its all kicking off
woke mob strikes again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HziOtnOkRA

>>81473385
Didn't read anything, I saw yet another of your babby twoll images, and started laughing at you.
And you use MS paint, like a true babby, hahaha.

>>81473374
He can just tell them to fuck off if anyone tells them
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Sr6QrJjYOxo

>>81473381
I watch it with mine, it's comfy, non divisive viewing.

>>81473392
Make an account desu, just a protonmail will do.

>>81473376
You could have at least changed the 4chan filename to something more believable. Lazy

say you're a writer or a painter. wouldn't you want a work to be yours, not "parts of the novel were ghostwritten" or "someone else did the sky"?

i understand collaborating when you have different skills, but there's "we worked together" and then there's "i hired someone else to do my art, which, btw, is a job."

LIVE RED SQUIRREL ALERT!

Greys on fucking suicide watch.

>>81472759
It's pork belly so I had to cook the excess fat first, it's all still cooking in that pic.

nappy man

Sissy baby nursery Gibraltar

>>81473434
ohh i see. how was it? onions fried in pork fat sounds lush (and i do mean lush).

>>81473441
Wrong box Ponce, google is the other tab.

Shippy and Gibraltar anon are one in the same

care home nappy man

>>81473374
Thanks lad, but I'll give it a miss, CBA signing up.

>>81473374
i'm not clicking "I have a TV Licence." when i don't.

i'm fine with pirating from big companies, but this is the BBC. Springwatch is a privilege i have not earned.

>>81473381
SNAILS FUCKING!

>>81473449
Well obviously. Quite a boring character too.

Nappy? Filled. Not to worry, mummington will clean it up!

which squirrels are you allowed to kill?

not a psycho, just want to do my part to protect the ecosystem.

looks like hes garn local again

>>81473419
What about them having my IP? They might check with my ISP to get my details. Not comfortable with that.

>>81473456
Yeah not much to him eh? Closet gay guy in Gibraltar. Pretty one dimensional.

can you be gay in Gibraltar?

>>81473456
It's not a character. He's even posted proof he's in Gibraltar

>>81473464
>hes garn locaI again

>>81473470
can i check your telly mate
BBC not on there is it?

I just got hard while thinking about shagging ponce

t. one of the lads in the discord, not telling who

>>81473479
That's my moot!

>>81473478
The currency picture isn't proof.

>>81473471
I am not a homosexual.
>>81473477
Yes. Apparently. I live in Gibraltar, but I am not a homosexual.

>>81473482
youve been captured by the woke mind virus x

>>81473496
It's not that. It's just 5:35am here and I'm feeling horny and I'd love to shag a confused young guy. Anyway not saying who this is.

>>81473197
Loved that lad. Deserved more of a response as well.

>>81473491
You hoping to become a big personality in /britfeel/ Ponce?

need a skinny black emo gf

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/cop-suing-police-scotland-told-35383713
Bit mad to be honest, sacked simply for posing for a photo with a member of the public which police do all the time

>>81473510
I'm going to nappypost my way to the top, de lad.
>>81473482
Bit unsettling this. I am not a homosexual.

>>81473510
He already is, but mostly anon posting

>>81473510
'es a sound lad. I think he'd get he BN letter of commendation any day.

can't be any worse than boxroom dollymong

>>81473526
That made no sense lad.

>>81473520
When I'm back in London, we can take ecstasy together and explore your sexuality. That's what I did with Cameron.

Can I get a qrd on 'Ponce'
Is he from the secret discord?

>>81473491
but suspicious, this combo. if being gay is possible there, how would you know what it's NOT like?
only combos that make sense:
>i am Gilbraltan
>i am gay, but outside Gibraltar

>>81473549
Real question is, is he a nonce

>>81473536
maybe to you, Mr American. over ere we don't like our aiches.

unironed shirt man

>>81473547
I don't need to explore my sexuality. I'm just a normal straight lad. E is for queers.
>>81473556
What?

>>81473464
Fair size baggy that

>>81473549
public domain character, the tripcode is freely available and anyone can contribute. the hivemind has yet to settle on a fixed personality, but it's early days.

>>81473549
Ponce is a recent graduate who has moved to Gibraltar. He's newly single and ready to mingle.

Likes:
>Gambling
>Crossdressing
>Men

Dislikes:

>Trainers
>SIC
>Any kind of faux wood fibreboard

Mr Baggins

>>81473571
how do you know you're not gay if you've never tried it?

thread full of 35 year old balding virgins

>>81473600
projecting are you

>>81473600
I'm 24 actually

Is ponce the lad with the tatts that was at a meet with the autistic photographer (who I'm guessing is obsessed with audits).

>>81473547
Didn't stand a chance, Cam.

>>81473567
Ta lad.

>>81473581
I've not crossdressed in ages lad. I'm two years no knickers. I don't like men sexually either.
>>81473595
The same way I know I know I wouldn't like licking dog shit off the pavement, or nappy fetishism.
>>81473605
Never been to a meet de lad, though I have met Shippy a few times.

>>81473570
I've started ironing my shirts because of this gimmick, burnt myself yesterday on it too.

>>81473572
his dealer's done him an offer, three of these for 120 quid.

>>81473605
Exactly right. Ponce was also at the famous manchester meet, where he was known as "the big goon one in the red trousers"

>>81473605
Yes that's him. He looks like a bender

>>81473600
i stopped balding at around 25.

>>81473613
>I'm two years no knickers.
Cutting it right down.

My Thai maid irons my shirts for me, it's well lush xx

>>81473613
I'm actually a bit hurt that you'd put nappy fetishism in the same category as licking shit off the pavement.

>>81473613
2 against 1, sorry lad, I'll have to go with the other anons.

>>81473625
it better than giving it to ann summers x

>>81473055
I like saving money. 2.50 for a t-shirt which will last me for a couple of years at least. Bargain.

>>81473605
Yep that's him lad. Confirmed. His appearance suggests he's an utter bent shot. Lovely lad though. But yes. I can 100% confirm the bent looking guy is him, the one who looks like he likes cock. Up the arse. That's Ponce alright.

When SIC claimed he was on a 50k salary, all of his furniture was made of MDF, kek.

Just becasue he doesn't wear knickers, doesn't mean he's not into wearing stockings and a bra.

wearing my knickers then giving them to middle-aged men.
nothing gay about it, just an honest living.

>BREAKING - US intelligence has concluded that Israel will move ahead to strike Iranian nuclear facilities in the coming next few days - Reuters

Looks like Gulf War kino is back on the menu boys

Ponce dolly

>>81473654
Probably switched it out for a nappy.

>>81473646
Too many fullstops to be taken serious, sorry about that, but it do be like that.

>>81473649
If I was on a 50k salary all of my furniture would be MDF too. It would be from Ikea. No one earning 50k should be spending real money on furniture, that's mental.

>>81473626
>Hiring Thai maid in Thailand
must save on travel costs.

>>81473665
Pop the trip back on Ponce, I just filtered it x

>>81473666
I was about to say something like that. I'd buy used/antique, nothing wrong with that. Most new furniture is shite now anyways.

>>81473659
good on Israel, i say. Iran probably has weapons of mass destruction.

SIC is in south America now.

>>81473666
Yeah you're right, I guess when he jetted off to Asia he had loads of money in the bank from all those years of financial prudence.

>>81473674
How do you know he's not me, pubes?

>>81473680
>Iran probably has weapons of mass destruction.

>>81473649
No need to be mean about his furniture lad, he gets insecure when you mention his lack of quality oak.

>>81473674
I would never use the phrase "it do be like that", filtermong

>>81473684
I think he did have a fair chunk in the bank, something like 30k. Not sure how much he spent going around asia though.

Iran signed the nuclear non-proliferation treaty.
Israel doesn't have to because it just doesn't okay.

>>81473689
I'm not pubes

he proper freaks me out

>>81473659
Get in there hopefully during Friday prayers inshallah

>>81473699
I've got more than that but only because I'm living with mummy and save everything.

>>81473680

A strike on Iran will likely cause a chain of events that will lead directly to the end of the Ayatollah regime and possibly a massive Iranian missile strike on Israel and U.S. bases across the Middle East. Dangerous times ahead.

>discordfags bringing their schoolgirl squabbles to the thread.

What a life you have. Sadsacks here all day as well.

>>81473724
Our lives are much better than yours lad. I live in Gibraltar for a start. Where do you live?

Poncemong

>>81473724
I'm between jobs!

>>81473699
>Earning 50k
>Getting by on MDF Furniture
>Only had 20k in the bank (from what he said)
lol!

Ponce is a sprogless wagie

>>81473737
I live in spam/seethemong's head. No, I do not pay rent.

>>81473722
>possibly a massive Iranian missile strike on Israel and U.S. bases across the Middle East.

>>81473748
All the discordfags are childless, funny enough

>>81473742
Never had you down as a discord dramafag.

>police can test drugs for fentanyl, professionally and accurately, right away
>they only do this to nick people for crimes
great system.

always going on about sprogs
last thing i want in life is a sprog thank you very much

>>81473771
>last thing i want in life is a sprog thank you very much

>>81473742
you have a nice home and travel a lot.
i am saying it's suspicious (originally put 'not', but that's not true).

>>81473748
He's an aspiring sprogger for one. Did wonder about his wagie status though

Good din-din this was

Sating, even

I fink

>>81473785
Him and his boyfriend going to adopt?

>>81473785
Shippy is an inspiring shagger

FIVE MONTHS AGO SADDAM HUSSEIN STARTED THIS CRUEL WAR AGAINST KUWAIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pybcob6pQI

>>81473747
How's the sprog Shipanon? Any word on visitation rights yet?

hardwood furniture is not prohibitively expensive you can get a good solid oak bed from oak furniture land that will out last any mdf bed many times over

and it won't start creaking every time you lie down in it after a few months like the cheapos

And here we go, you're willing to allow another twoll thread to be posted. And as always, the rats will jump ship. What time is the day shift over?

Convinced there's a whole subculture of british women out there who made this lass their personality. Specifically her character in this is england

>>81473855
You could just close the thread if you're not happy lad. You won't though

Why does the government want to shut this place off for Brit autists? Why can't they just leave us alone?

>>81473876
I told you multiple times before, you are an indefective bully. You try, you weally twy, but to no avail. You are dull lad, nothing more.

Sitting in my boiling hot boxroom morbidly obese with my mantits hanging out because I'm in my boxers sitting in a chair that can barely support my weight

>>81473656
fart and piss in them for an added bonus

>>81473905
Huh? I'm offering you practical advice lad

>>81473867
i think the personality came first tbqh it was a period piece
haven't seen the sequel series they did but it's her and they changed her style up but also the actress looks frumpy
don't like this

>>81473891
Brit autists need to go to work. Cannot have you worsening your mental health and not contributing to society.

Bennies will have to be cut and removed - UK is not a rich country anymore and we cannot afford it. We heading for poor country situation. You work very hard every day or you starve and go homeless. This is the situation in most countries.

>>81473724
Is this boxroom dollymong seething again?

>>81473924
Alri Blad mate x

>>81473810
Sprogs all right, red telephone isn't very active these days

>>81473768
I come and go, sometimes more active than not.

>>81473784
My first holiday since coming here for a week last year. I think I posted the same view of Broadstairs beach then too.

4 hour thread of dollies and schoolgirl drama. State of these couple of morons.

All you had to do was try at school a bit and not fuck up the teachers lesson.
All you had to do listen in class and do some revision to get some qualifications.
Could have either gone to uni or learned a trace.
All of this is free.


But no. You threw it all away because mummy and daddy did not parent you properly. Sad and pathetic. Now you are a neet and you never built up the resilience and work ethic to actually be a proper person.

...I don't really have a nice home, it's just I'm in a commuter town.

>>81473970
All middle aged childless men too. State of their lives

>>81473971
Cope and projection is honestly off the charts in this post

YOU MUST WORK
JUST PLEASE ANON PLEASE GET A JOB
WHY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
PLEASE GET A JOB!!!

I love being morbidly obese. I eat and drink whatever the fuck I want. Don't care if my heart packs up at 40, I'd rather be hedonistic and die young than never do anything interesting and live until 100 or whatever. Now I'm gonna eat this chicken ciabatta and have a wank x

Reading illborn book 1 by daniel jackson, first chapter of the first book had a surprising little twist lads

>>81473971
>or learned a trace.

>>81473986
That's Ruthmong and it's a gimmick.

>>81473993
Post your belly then

Nu non-twoll thread saars

>>81474007

>>81473986
Jokes on you. I got A*AAA at Alevel I have a sweet gig in Thailand. All the bottom set mongs from my school are now struggling or have issues with drugs.

>>81474001
Shit stirrer anon is quite thick.
>>81474015
So why post at twoll thread o'clock?

Shan't be going to that shitty new thread tbqhwydl

he can only talk in greentext.

when it's not even some form of abbreviation at this point.

>>81474036
You should have met Shutin when he was in Thailand Billylad. He would have loved to meet you.