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Anonymous United States No.216139607 [Report]
/brit/
tim roth in 'the hit' (1984)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139627 [Report] >>216139639
You’re not funny. You’re not cool. If you were you would have friends and a social life alas you are here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139629 [Report]
yeah I wasnt always this bad. constant gaslighting from the parasite (5-7 years) and my neighbours gaslighting me every day made me lower. you havent seen me in my glory and I dont think I have been at my peak yet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139637 [Report] >>216139652 >>216139744
What. The. F*ck.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139639 [Report]
>>216139627
:(
with my bros
:)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139640 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139652 [Report] >>216139714 >>216140325
>>216139637
businesses love to blame nowadays. cant just say "no refills" they have to give a paragraph off to pass the blame to government
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139659 [Report]
>>216139604
don't need any of these
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139666 [Report] >>216139685
>>216139456
>>216139481
>>216139517
>>216139621
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139668 [Report]
love sourdough bread me. im a little bit semitic. a Jew
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139670 [Report]
get to a food bank mousey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139681 [Report] >>216139697
hands are fucking FREEZING
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139685 [Report]
>>216139666
goyim meltdown from a pol immigrant
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139686 [Report]
found an empty nik-naks packet on the ground a couple months ago and stuck in the food bank
reckon it must have a couple in there from the interest by now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139689 [Report] >>216139736
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139693 [Report]
Glasgow runs /brit/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139697 [Report]
>>216139681
Used to have this all the time as a kid. It was a big problem when playing Xbox.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139709 [Report]
half the people flexing on someone unable to afford bread (me I cant afford 3 loafs of bread) are probably on PIP
you walk around on crutches like a junkie
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139714 [Report] >>216139730
>>216139652
maybe the government ought to not make free refills illegal
Anonymous United States No.216139719 [Report] >>216139728
cold hands is from anemia
eat more red meat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139728 [Report] >>216139788
>>216139719
no its because its cold you mong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139730 [Report] >>216139793
>>216139714
true but normies developing their interest and involvement in politics since 1 year ago was a tragedy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139736 [Report] >>216139757 >>216139797 >>216139812
>>216139689
Brothers Ara and Vino Rajenthiram used freebies and flattery to work their way into the hearts of their (white) schoolgirl victims.
Winning their affection with sweets, crisps and the no-questions asked sale of cigarettes they flirted and fondled with their targets - some as young as 14 - to test their reactions.
Mobile numbers would then be exchanged leading to trips in flashy cars and alcohol-fuelled parties designed to encourage them to commit sex acts.
While working at the Best Price store on the corner of Grange Road West and Cole Street, Birkenhead, both brothers would take an interest in passing schoolgirls.
Some of their victims were first met while they worked at another store in the town. At both locations the same tactics were used.
Contact would begin with seemingly innocent approaches before the men’s sinister motives would eventually surface.
Free sweets and crisps would be offered - with the girls told to pretend they were paying so the brothers’ parents would not get suspicious if they looked back on CCTV.
Cigarettes would be sold with no questions asked over ID and boundaries crossed as flirting was often followed by the touching of breasts and slapping of bums in the shops.
But in other cases phone numbers would be swapped and messages - sometimes explicit - later shared on SnapChat, WhatsApp and Facebook.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139744 [Report]
>>216139637
Starmer's Britain
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139748 [Report] >>216139765 >>216140465 >>216140526
A bloke at work had a dog that needed surgery on its hip and he had to pay 6 grand out of pocket. The fucking thing died the following year.

Unreal.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139749 [Report] >>216139775
new metoffice design is fucking awful
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139753 [Report]
Probably ought to go out for a walk
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139756 [Report]
Mousey getting groomed by pakis for free crisps
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139757 [Report]
>>216139736

reminder that r9k/pol wrote erp about the white girl getting raped from her POV and probably jerked off to it
Anonymous Australia No.216139765 [Report] >>216140465 >>216140526
>>216139748
not allowed to say it publicly but dogfreaks are just plain weirdos
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139767 [Report]
I' m having a po o right now (in a loo )
>verifi cation not required
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139775 [Report] >>216139818
>>216139749
Dont tell us tell the met office
You won't, coward
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139780 [Report]
can hear catberg eating his lunch going UUGH UUGH UUGH
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139786 [Report]
me getting groomed by a woman and then fucking cucked yet again
Anonymous United States No.216139788 [Report] >>216139819
>>216139728
nah if you're sat inside your hands shouldn't be freezing it's not even that cold yet
other people's hands aren't freezing sitting inside at the same temp
you have low iron
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139793 [Report] >>216139810
>>216139730
normies being interested in politics is only a problem for the current elite class
and since the current elite class is evil that's a good thing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139794 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139797 [Report] >>216139820
>>216139736
Not being funny but if your daughter is sucking off pakis and jeets because they drove her around in a Mercedes and bought her crisps then you already failed as a parent.

Raised a slag.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139810 [Report]
>>216139793
yeah, but it is also making the world worse
and 99% of the peopels opinions, I dont care. nobody but themselves cares
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139812 [Report]
>>216139736
Just bizarre
>they were coerced with sweets and crisps
They're at least 14 not fucking 7. No way they did it for that but then
>they willingly let themselves get led on and fucked
Why by these two goblins?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139814 [Report] >>216139828
not open this morning? Lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139818 [Report]
>>216139775
fuck off i'll fill this in then
https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/forms/website-feedback
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139819 [Report] >>216139830
>>216139788
u don't know me or where I am, what I'm doing or what I'm wearing so wind your neck in yeah champ
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139820 [Report]
>>216139797
all women are slags if given the freedom to be
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139825 [Report] >>216139849 >>216139992
Anyone know how to deal with grief? Or had a young person die?
Every funeral or person i know who died has been an adult or an old person.
Its sad but i can rationalise it or say they had a good innings or they were sick
But a child? I dont know how someone gets over that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139828 [Report] >>216139917
>>216139814
QRD on the significance of this byelection in a smalltown in Wales?
Anonymous United States No.216139830 [Report]
>>216139819
you need to eat some meat
I can tell you're anemic from your posts
just have a burger or something
you'll feel better
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139840 [Report]
the more senior a manager is the more retarded/clueless they are. anyone else experienced this?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139848 [Report]
How many Nigerian, Sudanese or Indian immigrants have Israel allowed into their country so far this year?
Anonymous Australia No.216139849 [Report]
>>216139825
I don't know nobody I've known well has died except my overseas grandma
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139850 [Report] >>216139873 >>216139906
why would someone want to work in hr?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139851 [Report]
Think women in this country are just complete and total mongs. I blame the television culture
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139852 [Report] >>216139866 >>216139870 >>216139895 >>216140105
alexa chung latex shitting nora
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139854 [Report]
need to lose my belly anyway
to get a gf (and be her dog or rabbit or maid)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139866 [Report]
>>216139852
Horrendous colour for the gloves, looks like she's mid way through the healing process after skin grafts
Anonymous United States No.216139870 [Report]
>>216139852
yucky
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139873 [Report]
>>216139850
control freaks and busybodies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139876 [Report]
mousey how does it feel knowing that pakis are eating better than you? eating british-grown food in their greedy brown mouths while you starve yourself
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139879 [Report] >>216139890 >>216139903 >>216139907
>Be me, in Salt Lake City, USA
>Ordering a Dirty Dr Pepper with Pickles at Sonic
>Rollerskating cashier starts to mock me
>"Oi mate have you got your refill loicense?"
>"Only joking bud, I supersized you on the house :)"
>Take my drink and leave
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. We're a laughing stock bros.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139880 [Report] >>216139900
need a older MILF to dress me up like a rabbit and use me before I get too old and become more like a hare
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139884 [Report]
mad that rory stewart still makes the rounds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139890 [Report]
>>216139879
tarq cunt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139895 [Report] >>216139927
>>216139852
timmy's crush aha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139897 [Report] >>216139921 >>216139953
I still have a little bit of peanutbutter and some celery so im eating healthier than I do normally, and I ate tuna yesterday and the day before so there are omega-3 oils to combat the peanutbutter
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139900 [Report]
>>216139880
need one to jump my bones and milk me dry
Anonymous United States No.216139903 [Report] >>216139942
>>216139879
sonic doesn't "supersize" anything
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139906 [Report]
>>216139850
Same reason people become moderators and jannies on websites.

They want the experience of having a minuscule bit of power of others.
Anonymous France No.216139907 [Report]
>>216139879
I thought brits could take the banter?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139912 [Report] >>216139931 >>216139946 >>216140050
Brotherstein wants me to go Thailand with him and his mates but don't like plane journeys. Dunno how people just casually fly 12 hours around the world like it's nothing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139917 [Report]
>>216139828
Dunno must be important though since Nigel, Yusuf and Tice were all there and have been bussing in reform campaigners from the south east of England
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139919 [Report] >>216139936
Americans have to tip everywhere
Anonymous United States No.216139921 [Report] >>216139970
>>216139897
good
do you have a vitamin c supplement?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139927 [Report] >>216139938
>>216139895
what, you gonna imagine her getting blacked? youre timmy
Anonymous Australia No.216139930 [Report] >>216139961 >>216139965
parties like reform serve as controlled opposition pressure relief valves and it's in everyone's interest they don't win
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139931 [Report]
>>216139912
flew 9 hours across the Atlantic twice this year, hated every minute of it. I don’t like flying over the sea
Anonymous United States No.216139936 [Report]
>>216139919
not everywhere
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139938 [Report]
>>216139927
doesn't matter if biomeat gets blacked
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139942 [Report] >>216139966
>>216139903
That was at 7-Eleven and he swapped my Dirty Dr Pepper with Pickles and Bacon for a Big Gulp.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139946 [Report]
>>216139912
been on probably 10 12+ hour flights
they’re alri if you’re on BA because they booze you up
got chatting to a nice greek girl next to me on my last flight
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139953 [Report] >>216139988
>>216139897
why are you so pathetic? are you anorexic?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139961 [Report] >>216139979
>>216139930
>nooooo you can't vote for a reasonable government we have to wait until things are so bad people will make me and my 5 chud incel smelly-bedroomoids into absolute dictators
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139965 [Report]
>>216139930
Anonymous United States No.216139966 [Report] >>216139996
>>216139942
ok...
better to get an orange bang big gulp
still not supersized tho
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139970 [Report] >>216139988
>>216139921
nah but I have fruits
Anonymous Australia No.216139979 [Report]
>>216139961
yes well I didn't say having listless incel freakazoids running things would be good either did I
Anonymous Spain No.216139984 [Report] >>216140012
what's up with the folk in here who dislike flying that much, it's just sitting down for some hours unless you're scared of it then I understand that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139987 [Report]
POV I am finally dating a therapist https://i.4cdn.org/int/1761263147712433.png
Anonymous United States No.216139988 [Report]
>>216139953
leave him alone you spitwad
>>216139970
that's good
I don't have any fruits but I have vitamin c tablets
fruits are better because you can get folate from them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139989 [Report]
brew number 2 is due, what about you?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139990 [Report] >>216140022
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139992 [Report]
>>216139825
you don't get over it
you learn to live with it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139995 [Report]
Thais in, blacks out I say
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216139996 [Report] >>216140073
>>216139966
Where can I get my soda "supersized" in USA?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140000 [Report] >>216140056 >>216140089
Did reform win yesterday?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140012 [Report] >>216140057
>>216139984
I've always been deathly afraid of heights and hate travelling even on trains so it mixes both. The thought that I could die and have no control over it in a plane or even on a train is horrible to me
Anonymous Spain No.216140022 [Report] >>216140074
>>216139990
what? i thought jojo siwa was lesbian
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140023 [Report] >>216140038
mousey's a frail anorexic manlet nutter lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140024 [Report] >>216140033 >>216140081
state of that barnet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140029 [Report]
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1761294982259572.jpg
Anonymous Sweden No.216140031 [Report] >>216140060 >>216140094 >>216140180
>girlfriend broke up with me suddenly
>wants to keep in touch, think it over
>few days later I write her
>"no I'll contact you when I'm ready, it's hard to hear from you"
>she flies to her family up north, has to come back for uni next week
>still no word from her
She lives like 50-100 yards from me so I will run into her sooner or later, I've been a wreck for the past month
Thanks for reading my blog
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140033 [Report]
>>216140024
the leftypops cut
Anonymous Australia No.216140035 [Report]
did the mullet gimmick back in 2018 mad how people are still doing it now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140038 [Report]
>>216140023
>a frail anorexic manlet
ktim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140039 [Report]
reform should move their HQ into nathans head they’d save on rent
Anonymous France No.216140050 [Report] >>216140095
>>216139912
Hate flying me. Not scared it's just really uncomfortable and boring. Can't sleep because of the noise and lack of space, can't do shit because no internet, no way to charge a laptop. You just sit there and rewatch the same 5 movies over and over again while a fucking kid in the back continuously screams for 9 hours straight
Hate travel me, don't get it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140056 [Report]
>>216140000
no that was Paul McCartney
Anonymous Spain No.216140057 [Report]
>>216140012
it's weird cause I'm afraid of heights but air travel does nothing to me, I like looking out the window too. I used to get that feeling of vertigo just looking down off a 3 story building sometimes
Anonymous Australia No.216140060 [Report] >>216140104
>>216140031
it's done lad no point dwelling on it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140062 [Report] >>216140102
can’t believe central cee has made millions pretending to be a gangster
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140063 [Report] >>216140086 >>216140130
sabrina shaking her arse in pants
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140069 [Report] >>216140435
>biomeat
she’s half english half hongkongese you moron
Anonymous United States No.216140073 [Report]
>>216139996
uh nowhere that I know of
it was a mcdonald's thing like 20 years ago
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140074 [Report] >>216140143
>>216140022
she’s pregnant lad :)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140081 [Report]
>>216140024
omd
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140086 [Report] >>216140106
>>216140063
need that spinner on my knob pronto
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140089 [Report] >>216140586
>>216140000
Patriots won.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140094 [Report]
>>216140031
This would be it for me, though I'd also be pulling my hair out. A man plays second fiddle for no woman. Godspeed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140095 [Report] >>216140117
>>216140050
they have usb charges on flights mate
Anonymous Australia No.216140102 [Report] >>216140211
>>216140062
there's a whole genre of this mate it's called "rap"
Anonymous Sweden No.216140104 [Report] >>216140159
>>216140060
Easier said than done right now but it's a bit better now, thanks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140105 [Report]
>>216139852
damn hongkongers look like THAT? (very manly face)
HK belongs to the UK BTW! FOREVER
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140106 [Report]
>>216140086
she will never fuck us
Anonymous France No.216140117 [Report] >>216140142
>>216140095
Can't charge a laptop on usb
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140130 [Report]
>>216140063
vile harlot
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140137 [Report] >>216140167 >>216140185 >>216140190 >>216140194 >>216140276
AI gaming is finally here.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140142 [Report] >>216140198
>>216140117
you really are thick
surprised they even let someone of your mental stature out of the house, never mind on a plane
Anonymous Spain No.216140143 [Report] >>216140205 >>216140457
>>216140074
the fuck? someone managed to get jojo out of her lesbianism
Anonymous Australia No.216140159 [Report] >>216140368
>>216140104
the "wants to keep in touch" just means she wants to use you when she's feeling lonely, it will never ever be the same between you
t. knower
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140162 [Report]
are you ready for the AI cyst to burst?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140167 [Report]
>>216140137
nightmare gaming
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140180 [Report] >>216140368
>>216140031
is this a swedish lovestory?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140181 [Report] >>216140195 >>216140250
going me nan's later for tea
Anonymous Australia No.216140184 [Report]
even a freak rorke like me can't say no to some t-pain
Anonymous Spain No.216140185 [Report]
>>216140137
the set changes even more than the sets in my dreams do
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140190 [Report]
>>216140137
yeah this looks like shit wtf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140193 [Report] >>216140222 >>216140248
heating up some soup for lunch
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140194 [Report]
>>216140137
fever dream
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140195 [Report]
>>216140181
Take some voddie and get hammered with her
Anonymous France No.216140198 [Report] >>216140299
>>216140142
Can't charge a laptop on usb. Don't know what you're on about. You can't get 300W out of USB even c is capped at 15
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140205 [Report] >>216140384
>>216140143
apparently she got molested and groomed into being a lez but when she came out with this everyone ignored her
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140209 [Report] >>216140458
would
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140211 [Report] >>216140224
>>216140102
They aren’t all faking
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140220 [Report]
real lesbians are very rare, most “lesbians” are women who are fed up with blokes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140222 [Report] >>216140248
>>216140193
dropped on of these on my lap when I was in Japan and tencho laughed at me and then gave me a free egg
Anonymous Australia No.216140224 [Report] >>216140519
>>216140211
might have to take a seat for a second while I tell you this lad...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140248 [Report]
>>216140193
>>216140222
the heat from the egg cooks the rice
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140249 [Report] >>216140264 >>216140296
Rorke listens to T-Pain, Nelly, Project Pat etc.

Leftypol listens exclusively to "Black Country, New Road" and "Geordie Greep".
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140250 [Report]
>>216140181
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140258 [Report] >>216140270
>turns out [lesbian] was actually just molested and groomed

what an unfortunate isolated one-off incident
Anonymous Australia No.216140264 [Report]
>>216140249
KTIM KTIM KTIM
never ktimed so much in my life
Anonymous Australia No.216140270 [Report] >>216140301
>>216140258
turns out frogposting spastic is a virgin
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140276 [Report]
>>216140137
>uptoown
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140278 [Report]
The enemy has made a breakthrough along a wide front. In the south, they took Zossen and are advancing towards Stahnsdorf. They are at the northern city border between Frohnau and Pankow. In the east, they reached Lichtenberg, Mahlsdorf, and Karlshorst.
Anonymous Brazil No.216140291 [Report] >>216140303
nigga name is keir
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140296 [Report]
>>216140249
>Geordie Greep
He posts here by the way. On a Belgian flag. Look out for him.
Anonymous United States No.216140298 [Report]
:)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140299 [Report] >>216140362
>>216140198
Sorry mate but you're wrong this time.
https://www.asus.com/uk/laptops/for-home/vivobook/asus-vivobook-s-16-oled-s5606/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140301 [Report]
>>216140270
I don't deny it.
Anonymous Australia No.216140303 [Report]
>>216140291
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140307 [Report]
nigga looked at a baby and named it keir
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140317 [Report] >>216140356
Need a bit of spice in my life, a bit of zest
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140324 [Report]
nuclear powered USBs

doubles as a hand warmer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140325 [Report]
>>216139652
Well it is the government's fault so...
Anonymous Germany No.216140339 [Report] >>216140347 >>216140355
wtf my steam inventory value has halved
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140347 [Report] >>216140367
>>216140339
Sleep in it, pig
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140349 [Report]
this is what I am listening to at present:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAtYG-yHIJ4
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140352 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140354 [Report] >>216140382 >>216140396 >>216140407 >>216140653
>hi anon
>thank you for organising our trip out this evening, front row seats!
>it’s been all I could ever ask for and I can’t wait to be there with you
>my, you’re looking handsome too
>more handsome than I’ve seen you in a good while
>maybe we should take it all the way tonight anon is that something you’d like?
>what do you say?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140355 [Report]
>>216140339
Mine went up because all I had is shit which has become more sought after with the new change
Only slightly though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140356 [Report] >>216140409
>>216140317
get the spice girls on
Anonymous France No.216140362 [Report] >>216140530
>>216140299
Blud that's a notebook I'm talking actual laptop, with a graphics card and allat what are you going to do on a computer like this for 9 hours on a flight? Fuckin excel macros? Solitaire? Ooh maybe some minesweeper if we're feeling a little adventurous.
Anonymous Germany No.216140367 [Report]
>>216140347
excuse me bhenchod ?
Anonymous Sweden No.216140368 [Report]
>>216140180
Yeah, young Swedish women are lowly creatures
>>216140159
Mayhaps brother
You think you know someone and then this happens
Anonymous Australia No.216140370 [Report] >>216140400 >>216140415
my thicc inner thighs are chafing when im running
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140381 [Report] >>216140410
Had a dream where I had a small willy and an Asian gf lol. Made fun of the Asian gf for having slitty eyes and then when I went to shag her, noticed my willy was small and I legitimately woke up with a jolt in a cold sweat. Terrifying.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140382 [Report]
>>216140354
Heard there's a job opening at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory
Anonymous Spain No.216140384 [Report]
>>216140205
can't find anything about that, are you sure?
Anonymous Australia No.216140396 [Report]
>>216140354
time to pack this grimmick in
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140400 [Report]
>>216140370
*jiggles your belly*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140405 [Report] >>216140437
Where the bloody hell is my government mandated skinny femboy fuckmeat?
Anonymous Sweden No.216140407 [Report]
>>216140354
Horrifying image of a demon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140409 [Report]
>>216140356
Don't like Spice Girls that much desu
I'm more a Girls Aloud girlie
Anonymous Brazil No.216140410 [Report] >>216140470
>>216140381
if your willy small wouldn't it be the most optimal for a chinky bird
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140415 [Report]
>>216140370
Couldn't be me I've got a delicate thigh gap
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140435 [Report]
>>216140069
as i said. biomeat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140437 [Report] >>216140478 >>216140479
>>216140405
*tentatively raises paw*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140447 [Report]
Gutful of Pad Thai. Feeling divine.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140454 [Report]
having a thigh gap as man is crazy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140457 [Report]
>>216140143
Live on celebrity big brother no less. As predicted by Mickey Rourke.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140458 [Report] >>216140502
>>216140209
are you irish diaspora?
Anonymous United States No.216140464 [Report]
cop beg a crab
or
cabbage crop
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140465 [Report] >>216140526
>>216139748
>>216139765
We need to bully dog people more
On one hand, in an ideal world, yes you would not want the poor animal to die. You would save it.
But we live in a world of decline. We are poor and childless. We should not be prioritising surgery for animals
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140466 [Report] >>216140529 >>216140535 >>216140539 >>216140596 >>216140609 >>216140623 >>216140648
>partner up with comic artist
>get 150k from kickstarter to make comic together
>lindy to write script, artist doing every else
>promised for December 2017
>years pass with no updates
>meanwhile lindy buying expensive shit like a suit of custon plate armour only to spend a video shitting on the craftsmen
>if comic ever gets mentioned lindy vaguely talks about delays, alluding that it might be the artist's fault
>even though the artist released multiple comics on time in interim
>finally frustrated artist breaks silence last year and says he's still waiting for lindy to finish most of the fucking script
>lindy rushes and finally hands him a script recently
>also starts doing more low quality videos recently after barely posting anything
>keeps mentioning that he's struggling with his mortgage and finding women lmao

is lindybeige the most embarrassing british youtuber?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140470 [Report]
>>216140410
Dunno mate I've a massive nob in real life so having a small one at all was a nightmare
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140478 [Report]
>>216140437
Right get over here you slag
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140479 [Report] >>216140534
>>216140437
*slaps your trotter down*
I said skinny
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140489 [Report] >>216140508 >>216140566 >>216140915
Purchase a pullup bar and begin training pullups in your home or bedroom. Yes you.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140494 [Report]
The bid stands at FOUR... Million pounds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140497 [Report] >>216140601
Ghosting friends/associates after ten years of near daily contact doesn't feel good, but I take a perverse satisfaction in knowing they will always wonder what happened to me. Hopefully they assume suicide.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140499 [Report]
Colleagues think I'm having lunch but I'm actually doing a poo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140502 [Report]
>>216140458
i was talking about the bloke
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140508 [Report]
>>216140489
bet this fella is married to a flat-faced chink now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140519 [Report]
>>216140224
So 50 cent wasn’t actually a gangster then? He grew up with rich parents and had a nice life yeah?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140521 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140526 [Report] >>216140575 >>216140581
>>216140465
>>216139748
>>216139765
Brown hands
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140529 [Report]
>>216140466
>most embarrassing british youtuber
that'd be ashens
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140530 [Report] >>216140788
>>216140362
https://www.hp.com/gb-en/gaming-pc/laptops/2024-omen-transcend14-intel.html
USB-C
4090 model
Will charge at 12 or even 5v (albeit slowly)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140534 [Report]
>>216140479
*gets on the floor and rolls around in the mud squealing*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140535 [Report] >>216140609
>>216140466
Its Sargon
Anonymous France No.216140539 [Report] >>216140648
>>216140466
Some people really need to get a job for their own sake. That guy has always been that one annoying kid who thinks he's way smarter than he actually is and likes to eerhm actually everything. Fucking spastic twat can't even bother to look half presentable.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140563 [Report] >>216140584
she's a curious young girl, with long blonde hair and bubblegum braces
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140565 [Report]
The Right Honourable Jay Slater
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140566 [Report] >>216140873
>>216140489
Bought one of these and realised I can't do a single pull up
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140567 [Report] >>216140595 >>216140612 >>216140696
a glow up /brit/ could only dream of. His own hard work will be rewarded with peng teen fanny
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140575 [Report] >>216140621
>>216140526
mong
Anonymous Australia No.216140581 [Report] >>216140621
>>216140526
see this is why you can't say it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140584 [Report]
>>216140563
and you're a nonce
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140586 [Report]
>>216140089
Welsh patriot anon will be happy
Anonymous Brazil No.216140595 [Report] >>216140625
>>216140567
rorke should take notes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140596 [Report]
>>216140466
He's based
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140601 [Report] >>216140662
>>216140497
It's annoying when immediate family members take photos at gatherings which you know may end up on their instagram pages. Really throws a spanner in the works of my lifelong campaign to remain ambiguously dead or alive to people who knew me growing up.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140607 [Report] >>216140622
just done a shit from my arse
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140609 [Report]
>>216140535
Not true at all

>>216140466
He's still bumbling around? He's very 2010s energy in my mind
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140610 [Report]
Leftypol with blood on their hands
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140612 [Report] >>216140665 >>216140675
>>216140567
He's done good but I find it mental men can look like the left. I've not lifted anything heavier than a television my entire life and my arms and chest are orders of magnitude bigger
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140614 [Report] >>216140664
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140615 [Report]
>The record turnout of 50.43%
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140621 [Report]
>>216140575
>>216140581
Post hands, brownoids
Anonymous Brazil No.216140622 [Report]
>>216140607
ktim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140623 [Report] >>216140678 >>216140791
>>216140466
>>keeps mentioning that he's struggling with his mortgage and finding women lmao
fucking hell really
how old is he? swear he was like 50 15 years ago but maybe he just looks older than he is
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140625 [Report]
>>216140595
I’m already bigger, better looking and very successful with women but thank you for your concern
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140634 [Report]
SEETHIN AHAHA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140648 [Report] >>216140687
>>216140466
>>216140539
his life peaked in 1982 when he was 14 and the BBC gave him a prize for a stop motion cartoon he made with his action figures

all downhill from there I'm afraid
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140653 [Report]
>>216140354
girls dont talk like this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140658 [Report]
Really like the look of those clear frame glasses might get a pair for myself.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140659 [Report] >>216140712 >>216140725 >>216140736
>31yr old boomer
>got the body (5’8 166lb ripped)
>got the car
>got the decent job (72k before tax)
>got the fake friends to keep up appearances
>got the house
>got the fashionable clothes
>lifting since 25
>got the sports car (ok not really but it’s a i30. It’s decent)
I did everything right. Everything since 22, grinding. Noticed what’s missing?

I should have listened to the blackpillers. They were the correct ones, doing everything right and “making it” doesn’t give you shit if you’re average face manlet like me. I mog majority of my peers on income and social circle alone, yet I can’t even get a date. I can’t even get Indian or Pakistani girls, I listened to red pill bros on here for years tell me it’s not over.

But all I did was bury my head in the sand. Looks DO matter, a lot. Now I’m greyer and uglier, balder, and sadder. If I listened to the blackpill guys at 22 I would have saved for LL or some surgeries, hell at least a head start. Take it from a jaded defeated boomer, looks determine this shit. I know, I wanted the doomers to be wrong so bad but it’s true. Godspeed to you all. If you’re under 25, focus on getting pretty or lean and keeping your looks. Everything else is cope.

Don’t be me.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140662 [Report]
>>216140601
Ah well you see all of my family members are dead, or live very far away - but that's a frustrating dilemma to have I am sure. Nowadays I am only known by my employer and my uncle and his family, who is also a self isolater.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140664 [Report]
>>216140614
This would be illegal now. Barely more than ten years out
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140665 [Report] >>216140726
>>216140612
That's someone with anorexia mate, I'd like to think you're bigger
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140675 [Report] >>216140720 >>216140726
>>216140612
He was extremely undernourished you mong
If a normal bloke were to sensible cut weight they'd look more muscular than that but he'd been that way since childhood so no chance of building normal muscle
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140678 [Report]
>>216140623
dunno who he is, but he'll take the asian pill and pop out a couple of ugly autistic hapas
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140687 [Report]
>>216140648
Did not know this about him but it fits the bill perfectly.
Poor bloke I wish him no harm
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140696 [Report] >>216140713 >>216140742 >>216140745 >>216140756
>>216140567
y-yeah haha imagine
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140712 [Report] >>216140739 >>216140769
>>216140659
people will say >5’8 but I’m 5’8 and shagged loads of women so that’s debunked
Anonymous Australia No.216140713 [Report]
>>216140696
well helloooooo sailor ;)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140720 [Report]
>>216140675
No need to call me a mong mate, not my fault I'm a bit dim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140725 [Report]
>>216140659
Mad how people pretend looks don't matter when they in fact HUGELY matter
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140726 [Report] >>216140759 >>216140783
>>216140665
>>216140675
Right well I didn't know that did I. I've had mates over the years that looked like him and ate normally. As I say, good on him then
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140736 [Report]
>>216140659
If you were a whitepiller instead you'd have been looking your best in your student years and shagging loads as a result
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140739 [Report]
>>216140712
I'm 6'3 and I've shagged none so I believe it
Anonymous Brazil No.216140742 [Report]
>>216140696
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140745 [Report]
>>216140696
nice gyno framecel timmy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140747 [Report]
on my lunch break
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140756 [Report]
>>216140696
Gonna wank my little gay cock over this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140759 [Report]
>>216140726
You haven't had mates built like that past the age of 11. Don't be a mong.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140764 [Report] >>216140800 >>216140807 >>216140812
Me? 6'7. Challenge me and I'll put you on your arse pipsqueak
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140769 [Report]
>>216140712
short guys have big dicks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140770 [Report] >>216140879
If I posted my body here it would get a dozen replies and an edit would be made of screenshots of replies surrounding the image
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140779 [Report] >>216140796
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140783 [Report]
>>216140726
>I've had mates over the years that looked like him and ate normally
They did not eat normally.
Anonymous France No.216140788 [Report] >>216140909
>>216140530
>albeit slowly
Brother I don't know how to tell you this. If you're plugged on USB you can only draw the amount of power the USB standard can provide. That would be at most 15W at 5V, any more and your cable would literally turn into a fire hazard. You simply can't run a laptop on 15W, only low speca CPUs such as ones found on notebooks get anywhere close to that power draw. Maybe you can charge it but you can't run it and charge it at the same time. At best you're slightly extending the battery life, if that depending on the battery controller.
So great you fet to use your laptop for 2 hours then let it charge for another 3 before maybe getting another 15 minutes out of it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140791 [Report]
>>216140623
he's 58
has also been mentioning maybe wanting to have kids ("finding a mate young enough to spawn" was his expression)
and ranting about back pain
sad, sad man
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140796 [Report]
>>216140779
£0.0003
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140800 [Report] >>216140810
>>216140764
How big is your dick?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140807 [Report]
>>216140764
What are your political leanings?
Anonymous Brazil No.216140808 [Report] >>216140833
rorke trying to eat a beef with chopsticks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140810 [Report] >>216140834
>>216140800
12cm
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140812 [Report] >>216140854
>>216140764
That's basically a disability, your skeleton will be completely fucked by age 40 and you'll have chronic pain
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140826 [Report] >>216140865 >>216140884
I'm 5'6
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140833 [Report]
>>216140808
just stop posting man this is sad at this point
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140834 [Report]
>>216140810
he didn't ask how small
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140836 [Report] >>216140887
>28
>183cm
>6.5"
>240lb but strong
>100k in the bank
I suffer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140839 [Report] >>216140868
luh timmy's crush
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140854 [Report]
>>216140812
there's this tall elderly bloke who hobbles around Sainsbury's at a snails pace whincing with every shuffle
always makes me chuckle
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140856 [Report]
Wish I could just drink beer all day with no repercussion
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140860 [Report] >>216140889 >>216140897
lost the last two days to taking copious amounts of drugs. considering doing the same today.
odds i do it
evens i stay sober, go for a walk and get on that natural high
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140865 [Report]
>>216140826
stunted mousey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140868 [Report]
>>216140839
£0.0003
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140873 [Report]
>>216140566
Everyone has to start somewhere lad. Look up "negatives" and do them until you can do 1 pullup. Then do the "grease the groove" method. I believe in you.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140879 [Report] >>216140927
>>216140770
why
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140884 [Report] >>216140903 >>216140938
>>216140826
Mental that I could rape you and there'd be literally nothing you could do about it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140887 [Report] >>216140953
>>216140836
>240lb but strong
Fucking hell you're fat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140889 [Report] >>216140937
>>216140860
>natural high
kek
going on a walk where I live just brings abject pain and misery
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140897 [Report] >>216140933 >>216140937
>>216140860
which drugs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140903 [Report]
>>216140884
Bit gay, innit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140904 [Report] >>216140932 >>216140941
>36
>176cm
>13cm willy
>slaphead
>married
>two sons
>own a house
>£76k salary
>£250k savings
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140909 [Report] >>216140958
>>216140788
I'm a technician mate, I know all about PD and charging standards :)
You said you can't charge a laptop over USB
I said and proved you can
That's all there is to it, I'll accept your concession because I like you, but next time think twice before you try to dance with the devil.
(I am the devil with whom you're trying to dance)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140915 [Report] >>216140947
>>216140489
>size of those wrists
it was over for him before it even began
pang pang beckons
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140918 [Report] >>216140944 >>216140984
>31
>£0 in bank account (overdraft in the negative)
>No job since 2021
>Virgin + can’t even get a handshake
>Expelled from school at 12, for reasons I still don’t understand
>Banned from Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, X, Kiwifarms, Spotify, TikTok, Xbox Live, Steam, PSN, YouTube, LinkedIn, Pinterest, and Reddit, basically, the entire internet
>Banned from Wetherspoons for "performing unscheduled activities" in the toilets, and now banned from all public restrooms
>Banned from the local library for “unsolicited educational content” in the reading rooms, now I can’t even look at a book
>Prostitutes block my number before I even get a chance to text them, even on burner phones
>Banned from entering the Job Centre, they have a photo of me posted on the wall as a “Do Not Engage”
>Family won’t talk to me, I get returned unopened letters from them
>No friends left, they all moved countries to escape me
>No future, no prospects, just a void of infinite nothingness
>Had a date once and she showed up, saw me, then immediately walked out and got hit by a bus
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140927 [Report] >>216141033
>>216140879
Stretch marks and loose skin from obesity. Got the money for surgery but I want to get very fit first to aid with recovery
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140932 [Report]
>>216140904
W...we're all going to make it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140933 [Report]
>>216140897
caffeine and paracetamol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140937 [Report]
>>216140889
it wasn't the answer i wanted. honestly id rather a drugs high

>>216140897
nonya
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140938 [Report]
>>216140884
I couldn't stop you completely dominating me down to my insides yes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140941 [Report]
>>216140904
84kg too
was 92kg at peak
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140944 [Report]
>>216140918
ktim
Anonymous Brazil No.216140946 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140947 [Report] >>216140995
>>216140915
pornbrained mong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140953 [Report]
>>216140887
yh lol I am aint i :(
Anonymous France No.216140958 [Report]
>>216140909
x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140959 [Report]
apparently plan-B pills dont work in women above 11st, which is insane that thats considered overweight in women
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140966 [Report]
6'0" 75kg somehow I have a fat belly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140984 [Report]
>>216140918
Ktim
Anonymous United States No.216140986 [Report]
>>216140978
>>216140978
>>216140978
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140987 [Report]
>33
>80 women shagged
>own a house with my gf
>we probably have about 100k savings between us
>174cm
>6.5inch cock
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140988 [Report] >>216141002 >>216141026
>Me? 6'7. Challenge me and I'll put you on your arse pipsqueak
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216140995 [Report]
>>216140947
check wrist size the next time you see a white guy with an asian woman
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216141002 [Report]
>>216140988
peeled that mong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216141026 [Report]
>>216140988
Is the Cheese String Man known for being tall?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216141033 [Report]
>>216140927
don't think people should make fun of that. i mean loose skin means you lost weight which is more than lots of people ever manage
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216141065 [Report]
why are there no poor white countries whose peng little immigrants want to come here? it's always people who i don't find attractive