Thread 81910540

Homeland edition

What is the most useless thing you still have memorized?

>Homeland edition

Oh aye x

>>81910552
In year 9 my mate said 'I bet you can't memorise this code, I'll ask you it at the end of the class'. It was A1AX9D2A.

That was over 20 years ago.

Topping evie

Is Elliott Page a good role model for young English lads?

Restore liminal vibes back to Britain.

Waterloo has completely stopped operating due to 'signal failure' 4 times in the past 8 days

>>81910778
fink she's a girl, innit?

I cannot be trusted to do things when I'm alone. Nearly 11pm, haven't showered. Doing the dishes at 10pm and that. Just lying about doing very little. This is terrible. The hours just waste away somehow. Bloody ell. I get how neetlids just rot foreverially now. Feels psychologically suffocating.

speaking of racism, currently reciting how to pronounce my takeaway delivery driver's name. just don't know it. also don't know Siobhan or Eorwyff. it just a lack of knowledge, can't know things i simply don't know.

>>81910787
they took away the smoke from the roller-coaster ride, and the flashing lights, just because of social construct diseases like 'asthma', 'epilepsy' and 'asperger's'.

we are in PC Britain.

Where will he take his seething once ofcom shuts us out? Already feel sorry for his poor mum.

Grim side of bmong on display tonight good to see his real personality now and then

>>81911073
Wish my doctors had known asthma was just a social construct when they put me on a ventilator for about 40 days across 18 visits during my younger years

Mummy seethemong getting battered and bruised by her frustrated sonberg

'I fell down some stairs' she'll tell her colleagues. All to protect her dear abusive son

>>81911108
doesn't mean the rest of us should have things taken away. i didn't like smoking in pubs, either. made me cough (it's smoke)

>>81911025
Lad nobody is jealous of you talking to a tranny who added the whole thread anyway. Just pointing out you're 32 and "she" is 20 and you're a nonce. Simple as that. At least you can seethe on trip now.

don't know whether to pretend being sober or ham up being drunk for this booze delivery. don't have valid ID. in my 30s.

cannot be fucked, i say.

Then one day she'll have a few too many drinks after work and lose her inhibitions, that's when the truth comes out

Using a fleshlight on Eva's soft willard.

The little meek 25stone shy boy goes out the window when he feels called out funny that, fuck knows what his mum has to deal with in person

>>81911152
How can I be a nonce if Im talking to an 20 something year old? Please explain.

She'll drink herself into a stupor and stumble home, but three lads followed her out of the pub and drag her off into a dark alley

Fat groomer

There lies mummy seethemong, defiled and her body ruined. If only her son hadn't been such a failure

Licking Eva's hairy arsehole.

The nightly wuppagrind has commenced has it not. It has Wandalf, it has.

>>81911181
she's 21. you are BIOLOGICALLY old enough to be her dad.

He'll tell himself it wasn't his fault, his mum's just a whore who had it coming to her

>ummm how is my creepy grooming behaviour wrong when it's not technically illegal
Nonce nonce nonce jimmy savile 30 stone nonce blast the nonce into space

Threads have been absolutely fucking grim today.

Alone he sits, angry at the world, angry at his mum, looking for a way to vent

>>81911214
his dad is the whore. he did not stay loyal.

The big fat nonce has bought a cake for the little girls he's added on the internet

Wasn't expecting the blad nonce arc

>>81911237
i've gone from thinking a teenage girl might be having a bad go in life, to knowing an adult man is having a go at others.

if Ofcom blocks 4chan i kind of hope it ends on a low rather than a high, tbqh. thanks for everything /britfeel/, had some laffs.

Then Ofcom takes away the only thrill he had online, the walls are closing in and mummy's not answering his calls

Just wanna shag a foid

>can't fucking well sleepington

Fucking nytol is useless

More alone than ever, not a friend in the world, not a single person interested in his wellbeing

All this over a few discord messages. Never seen so much seething in my life. This is what if feels like but instead of one person its more like 10.

>>81911266
One thing 32 year old bmong knows about teenage girls is he wants to talk to them in private

Bit strange. I'm 26 and 20 already seems very young to me. That's a few years out of school at most.

Deepthroating Eva's erect willy and swallowing her cum.

>>81911288
I don't think there's even 10 posters total here

That post-shower sitting in the conservatory letting the cool air from outside dry me off sorta feeling. Corrr lush. Basking like a lizard so I am. Lizardshire.

>>81911330
It does seem more and more obvious that there's about 10-20 good lads who just want to have random, good natured conversations and one obsessed mong who's desperate for a bit of drama.

Why was blad begging a 20 year old tranny for nudes on discord? He likes that f1nnster video so it checks out

fell for the larp again award

>>81911375
Wasnt begging anyone mate. She messaged me out of the blue after removing me from discord once again. Wont be doing again if it causes this much hassle. We were talking about European history for fucks sake lol.

>>81911401
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81861116/#81862563 stop the lying bmong

>>81911288
>its more like 10.
Fink it's justt one samefagging mong stirring up drama all day

can't believe blad is a thread closer, what a good poster

>delivery guy assessing my face
>"thirty-____ :)"
>":) you look under 25"

maybe i said "oh thank you". maybe i even meant it. but it still isn't right.

>>81910787
Used to love the watergun shooting range at Flamingo Land, but I'd shit myself every time that cunt popped out the barrel and shot me back.

Bmong 2 months ago
>No. Not in the official britfeel discord. I imagine its a bunch of old guard hasbeens circle jerking each other off calling other posters behind their backs. Sounds grim to be honest.
Bmong now thinks people are jealous of him talking to a transgender teenage man as a 32 year old and it's just jealousy over his super popular discord life lmao how disconnected from reality are you lad

Can't trust a word bmong says to be true, good match with steve

>>81911438
this except 'a nonce'

Chika was right to call me out for irony. play posts straight. no twists. do not like that B is into young girls.

>>81911458
Lad is sat there at midnight trawling through months old posts to try and make me look bad. What a massive cunt. Kek. Thank you for entertaining me tonight it has been extremely funny. Carry on. I want you to. Almost 40 mins of free entertainment I love it.

>>81911401
Don't let the idiots here get you down, mate. You're allowed to talk to whoever the fuck you want.

Terminally online dramafag will be off to bed soon.

>>81911495
I know. Fuck em. I don't give a shite about it all mate. Laughing at it in fact.

>>81911495
why did he specify her age, then?

i have spoken to 3 year olds, and 7 year olds, and 12 year olds. why did he need to make it clear she was 'of age'?

>>81911494
You make yourself look bad tubby

>>81911505
What the fuck are you on about you schizo?

Samefaggin in here

Where we dropping lads?

>>81911523
dunno. just noticed a connection when people were calling B lad a nonce.

Total (st)Eva defeat.

Cheeka chads win again. We just can't stop winning.

France is cooked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkA_iKKonyw

>>81911495
You're a nonce as well DVDmong so not really for you to say

>>81911529
>CHILDREN'S PLANET
is there an ADOLESCENT MOON, by chance?

england is cooked
<picture of sean

>>81911529

Corr I'll secure Mischief Mansion then go Muddy Duck Farm.

>>81911411
Grim stuff from blad here ngl

>>81911538
Eh, I said my piece. I shan't go on about it. I tend to just not argue with random posters but sometimes a poster is so cringe, and the response to it is so pathetic, I feel like I have to essentially "take a side" as to say "I'm against that". Dunno why. Should just stay out of it really.

Cheeka chads don't need discord. We communicate and connect on a spiritual plane

Not a fan of blads lying desu

>>81911529
Heh, frog hopper is still there huh. Kino.
Sea lion show too. Love it.

Cheeka and his devoted army (me) are never deceitful. We believe in truth, honesty and personal pride so we do x

What's everyone doing this Monday night

>>81911613
you've got his shit on your nose there lad

>>81911529
>Wooden fort thingy is still there too (35)
Been rebranded into something else though. Corrr. Bloody ell ancient memories being unearthed here.

Hello can sombody go on int on the balk general and say that the gay albanian criminal homosexual pedo uber driver should go kill himself.

>>81911609
The maps dated 2014 tbf but I imagine it's the same

>>81911646
We've got our own nonce situation here lad

B will do the right thing and turn himself in.

I like riding the little train around 'mingo land. Funny enough I must have been 5-6 times and I've never seen the tiger or lion, its never out

>>81911637
Wrong. He knows how to clean.

>>81911668
A liberal dose of febreze

I think Hiro will just have us blocked at midnight on the 24th no announcement except for the sticky on /pol/

Didn't expect blad to be an Epstein sex maniac. Thought he's into the bible and that.

>>81911660
Can you do it he reported me for exposing him and I got banned.

>dad in the military
>son troons out
quelle surprise

>RAMberg sitting at almost fiddy percent in idle just now
>Had to pull a soft reboot

ckin ell

60 quid down on slots today, car needs a new catalytic converter (800~ quid).

not looking good

do we even have proof Blad was messaging eva?

>>81911529
drop me in with the lions
reckon i can take them
BOSH

>>81911692
Unfunny meme and also even more irritating because I don't use this in my house. Those aerosol air fresheners make me feel sick. Paranoid about them spraying on food too. I don't even need to read the ingredients to know it's bad.

>>81911705
Yeah idk why people are coping saying nothing will happen. I guess it depends on how much ofcom actually care to enforce these things. But 4chan isn't obscure, it's not gonna go under the radar. 4chan won't comply and they're probably gonna order UK providers to block it. Just a matter of time probably, sadly.

>>81910552
Over 1000 Japanese words

I thought blad was a cheerful lad into Pokemon and stuff but apparently his deal in life is "any man would shag a 20 year old" not having an argument just didn't know you're that type of guy

>Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
No mentions of it being OK if they take hormone blockers.

>>81911550
What the fuck are you on about? I'm no nonce. You lads need to get a life. I don't even have a Discord account and my porn taste lie in mid 2000s lassies with big tits.

stealing ebin's catalytic converter

>>81911725
love these updates me

nick the alloys while i'm at it as well

Havent had a friend online since 2012 and you lot are all on my back because of it. She messaged me and Im the bad guy?

>>81911767
Bit shocked you'd even have a libido at 25 stone. Imagine how out of control he'd be at a normal weight. Daddy G style. Daddy B.

Since when is a 20 year old a child? Big foid energy in here tonight.

>>81911262
>>81911241
How is he a nonce?

>>81911731
doing your bollocks in. It ain't right

>>81911802
Lad you as a 32 year old man sent your discord name to what you believed was a 20 year woman possibly sexually attracted to you. You're a creep end of. What is this fucking point you're trying to make "she added me" yeah because you gave her your name thick cunt did she find it written in a mcdonalds? Wtf are you talking about.

>>81911288
You should have seen the 2018 HC arc....

>>81911819
Because a 20 something year old messaged me on discord. Now Im the villain for today.

>>81911815
He's not.
>>81911828
20 year old woman is a fucking adult you mongoloid. Even if what you say is true it doesn't make him a nonce.

Hello can sombody do this >>81911646 for me.

Is this Ebin seething at Blad for being a '''''''nonce''''''?

not sure what to think of this "20 year olds are literally children!!!" psyop

Is it the Jews making people ashamed of breeding until their eggs are dry?

blad thought he'd hooked a little girl he could manipulate all the way into oldham maccy Ds toilets baby changing table, meanwhile he got a troon who hates fat people and leaked his name. It karma.

>>81911828
The odds of me and Eva meeting in real life are a 1 in a trillion. She lives on the other side of the country. Dont be so ridiculous.

>>81911851
You got humiliated and you deserve it for being a pie eating paedo. Simple as. Get on a diet fat boy.

YOU THOUGHT I WERE A 22 YEAR OLD CHILD BUT AM NOT AM A 23 YEAR OLD ADULT MAN YA NONCE

>>81911838
>Now Im the villain for today.
He'll literally be going on about this for years. I mean in the year 2030 he will still be going on about this. Seriously, look up 'Graphics card' in the archives if you want to see how obsessed he is

I'm in my 30s and I could quite happily stick my dick in a tight, young, moist 16 year old pussy.There is nothing wrong with that

>>81911828
Stop talking dog wank about Blad, the other party, he/she is an adult. Or wait, female brains don't mature until they're 25?

There have been times in the past that I thought 'swanny' as in the character obsessed with 'baldrew' was Ebin, rather than Broadbridge, definitely getting that vibe again tonight

>>81911846
not me. I can't be arsed, I don't know much about blad and even if I did I don't care. Both him and Stevia have launched unprovoked insults against me.

I only made the joking cheeka chad ones

>>81911792
Well it's knackered, still has the heavy metals I guess

>>81911821
It not

>>81911886
Pipe down Pollers you'll be on that register next to bmong one day

>>81911886
> female brains don't mature until they're 25?
love this myth me. It's been debunked for decades now

Why won't he release the chat logs? If he's not guilty then he has nothing to worry about!
#justicefornubs

Not sure why ages gaps upset people so much

>>81911881
This post was made by Shippy.

>>81911899
it's gone lad took it down the scrappers. nice cash injection oh it lush and i mean LUSH

>>81911920
They don't, unless you're a soiboi or a woman. Adults are adults, simple as.

why won't he release that elderly woman he's holding hostage?

>>81911927
Nope, but even if it was, he'd be correct. They'd likely be more interesting to talk to at that age also

Expected better from blad desu. This thread has been eye opening.

>>81911940
Gravy stained hands wrote this post

>>81911927
it wasn't actually

don't agree with him but pie eating paedo is a good one

>>81911961
you cut him and gravy pours out lad

Whole lot of jealousy because a fat man has better rizz than your incel ass.

Serial liar blad finding every way to loophole and logic his way out of telling the truth then saying he can't lie because he's autistic

>>81911940
>They'd likely be more interesting to talk to at that age also
this las knows the score

Seethemongs pulling double shifts the past 12 hours.

>>81911981
forgot your trip blad

Why would you be jealous of a bloke that is talking to some unhinged tranny?

>>81911988
Here's your first you of the thread since you've been trying so hard little lad

stealing eva's graphics card

Need ruthmongs take on all this

Blad? BChad!

>>81912001
Because I want the unhinged tranny. Real women are repulsed by me

>>81911982
What more is there to say? eva added me again after removing me last week and we started messaging each other. Thats it. No sexual messages were exchanged. She has removed me once again after she finished speaking to me. Thats it.

>>81911746
do you have some odd contamination anxiety, or something? a lot of your posts follow this rhythm of
>i know ___ is bad, it's just vibes

(the one i actively oppose is the racism)

Vile woman inside and out. She only did ASMR for the money. She doesn't care about her fans.

i stole ruthmong's shoes

Nasty secrets uncovered today about Blendon, DVDmong, Stevie6. 3 exposures in one day. Grim.

>>81912017
>She has removed me once again after she finished speaking to me.
That is so weird kek

>>81911903
Don't know where it came from but I've mostly seen it on 4chan that doesn't mean it didn't come from twitter or some such place. It's bro-science at best.

Small b blad was pretty cool, Big B/Blendon era is grim

>>81912001
That's normally Shippys job?

>>81912018
It intuition. And idk hypochondria runs in my family. Always been that way. Plus prone to fainting - and there is a link there.

What racism? I apply my hierarchical thinking equally :).

>>81911886
>female
tbqf this applies to males too. standard 'age gap' stuff, but for me it was second to 'class' as an obstacle in a homosexual relationship (just was.)

>>81912051
might have been someone pretending to be you. said they were a Stormfront lad and all the rest of it. so old-school racism, not this weird new 'power' shite.

My favourite actor is Blendon Greeson.

Albanian? hmm

>>81912063
Oh, well yeah. Just cuz I used to go there when I was younger doesn't mean much. I was big into like Alex Jones at single digits age. Kinda just always had weird alternative views from them onwards. Don't even know where I stand now really. Don't really care. Too despairing about it all.

You know what. HHL style. Fuck the lot. Cheers. X

>>81912079
Kek big blendon came over on a dingy

>>81912035
i think it's a misunderstanding of the concept of bran elasticity/plasticity by the developmentally-stunted Tumblr crowd.
there's evidence to suggest your personality is 'fixed' by about 25, you're still changing until about then. i don't know who (if anyone) assumed you'd be 'done' at age 16, or 18, of course you're still growing mentally. it slows down over time. nothing controversial there.

internet weirdos just took it in a weird direction. in better times this would be like some otherkin shite ('our brains share properties with wolves, therefore...')

Dua Lipa is Albanian and I'd fuck her up the arse.

20 year old? Consent
32 year old? Consent
Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask!

>>81912088
Corrrr! Orangutans are incredibly based. Possibly my favourite animal.

Gave that Indian fanny got a proper shagging. Loved it she did.

>>81911982
why can't autistics lie?

(i only know this from Tattle.Life stuff about Jack Monroe. and possibly Kryten in Red Dwarf.)

>>81912100
you should really ask a <21-year-old's parents. it's why we had marriage.

(not a sincere post.)

>>81912112
I'm autistic and can lie with ease and a straight face. It doesn't bother me at all.

>>81912084
fair enough. for me it was that Rotten.com.
too fucking squeamish for that now haha

Fat knobhead thinks he's HHL now

>>81912135
Trip on Sean you nappy shitting mongboy.

If she wants cock she's getting it.

>>81912135
no need to go after his weight, is there?

tight virgin bussy

Wops' fat jiggling arse cheeks.

didn't properly clock that eva6 is still bisexual.

the one trans woman i knew IRL was very much into women and also wanted to keep her penis because it was really nice (which tbf, yes). she was a lesbian and i respected that.

>>81912131
Those old bulletin board forums were cool, format-wise
Only downside is when some chud with 100,000 posts shows up and suddenly their word is the law
Idk what rotten is though. Before my time maybe

drivel drivel more drivel you're here to read it all no you are no i am that poster is gay that poster is a nonce that poster is a baked bean seaside mark drivel asmr lass drivel cheeka fart post dvd collection overweight man drivel drivel transexual pakistani chatlogs routine here all day big man

>>81912158
Lazy cow hasn't made a vid in weeks

>>81912160
Yeah it's called being a heterosexual man with a fetish

>>81912165
yeah on balance i think that was one of the best formats for forums. i've seen not-Reddit random sites adopting the Reddit/Digg/whatever format and...why the fuck would you? just have posts, in order.

pseudonymity is a blessing and a curse but at least chud-san1488 has a history of posts behind what he's saying. and can be banned and it matters (we all have our own line we draw moderation at)

>>81912168
>Lazy cow hasn't made a vid in weeks

Same

>>81912168
Prolly too busy eating fannies.

>>81912191
The fuck you mean "same"

>>81912216
it our resident squeaky-voiced (Same.) YouTuber, he has not made a vid in weeks

Did any other lads peruse b0g?
https://web.archive.org/web/20050329021401/http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/images/

>>81912165
Are you a zoomer or millennial chika? You say things that make you sound like either on different days

>>81912184
Are you relatively new here
In my mind you are "fast-typing rambler guy" but I have only noticed you as a recognisable poster somewhat recently
I don't mean that in a bad way, really

it 22 July, lads

>>81912216
Calm down ruthtwatmomg
This >>81912221

WIFI BEING THROTTLED AGAIN AND IT JUST COST ME A WIN ON FORTNITE

FUCK VIRGIN MEDIA.
FUCK THE RICH.
FUCK THE LOT.

>>81912238
i remarked earlier i had replied to one of your posts and it was what, two years ago?

i have been rambling fastly for at least two years. but yes to use the hippest 4chan memes i am 18 years old, and what is this?

Going to quit Britfeel and 4chan. Too negative lately. I wish some of you well and the rest can suck Eva's hairy willard.

>>81912224
Sorta late zoomer
I won't be specific though
I have older siblings and I have a lot of memories from my early childhood, so I sort of experienced the world sorta through them, so I feel older than I am generationally speaking.
Twolls will tell you I'm 40 and bald. Lmfao
Can believe that if you want my lid

>>81912264
Guess I am slow, only really clicked you as a particular poster recently.

>>81912262
Shove the controller up your arse whiner.

i guess i used to 'effortpost' more. no joke, i still see daft image macros i made 15+ years ago. THEY'RE STILL DOING THE ROUNDS

if 4chan gets blocked i don't want it to be replaced with modern, /pol/ 4chan. did yous know /pol/ is more active than /b/ now? on 4chan.

>>81912271
>Sorta late zoomer
surprising, honestly. just assumed you were older. Alex Jones in single-digit age? i know he did some telly stuff, but did we get that over here? you watched the videos when you were what, 9? mind-boggling lad
(for me it was downloading the medium-quality Phantom Menace trailer for RealPlayer. cor and i do mean cor.)

>>81912245
I love you, you're my beautiful niggerfag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD7bpG-zDJQ
maybe they shouldn't have shown the double lightsaber, that's a cool reveal in the film.
but this was so fucking cool as a kid in this new MULTIMEDIA AGE

Time is short. We should have you lot in soon.

>>81912323
alri ofcom watch officer la

OFCOM Watch Officer is a nonce.

all right time to get comfy and watch The Phantom Menace. easily the third or fourth best film of the Star Wars sexology.

>>81912304
I just remember he did some documentary, I think it also featured Jesse Ventura. Forgot the name. Then I was watching his YouTube show a couple of years after that. Back when Paul Joseph Watson was just random British infowars guy and not a total meme. Good times.

But yeah I think I reference things that make me seem older sometimes because of hand me downs etc. Like I had brothers who had the original Pokemon games so I played them way back in the day, but I wasn't around for pokemania, that kind of thing. Exposure to cultural trivia of previous generation via my extended family, all were older than me .

>>81912223
Here's a classic https://web.archive.org/pollersweb.pollers.poll

Wait I mean early zoomer. Got it wrong way round. Late zoomers are like Mr Beast pilled. I was like pewdiepiepilled.

>>81912352
;_; x loved that horsegirl. wonder if he'll come back.

>>81912357
yeah every culture gets its second-hand stuff, Pokemon is a good example. i wasn't even born when the Mega Drive came out but we had a Mega Drive and i remember the games, still.
also people get into older stuff as kids. Willy Wonka? EVERY generation of children NEEDS to see it because it's great. same for the (good) Disney films. whatever format, they just stand the test of time.
internet conspiracy video types, probably not so much. but it's actively designed to be ephemeral, in a way, always about (current thing). i remember David Duke going into YouTube, and nobody in the UK had any idea who he was.

Just miss the old small b blad when he was a nice lad. Don't understand this new Big B Blendon arrogant nasty lad era.

>>81911746
That is not how it works lad

>>81910552
My employee number. I've been NEET for 6 years.

>>81912403
Okay, explain how not then? No copes, just facts and logic.

growing up you just learn pop culture stuff by 'osmosis' and kids obviously have easier access than ever.
but what i STILL can't figure out is in 2003 or so a lad at school told me about this horror film where a 'Jigsaw' guy makes the bloke cut off his hand.

remember just thinking that sounds really messed-up, want to watch this film, that's worse than A Nightmare on Elm Street or any of them. but it can't have been before the actual release of Saw (2004), it must have been 2003. did he see the short film, at the time? how?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBVlL0FNbSE
>Eclipses the highest laser danger rating by a factor of 500

Why did the mad lad build it de lids

What can men do against such reckless fiddling

>>81911894
They can not order ISPs to block websites without a court order
Threshold for that order being granted is recent material harm being done to a person or business in the UK

>>81912391
Perhaps coming here interacting with you lost has turned me into this bitter, twisted, scornful, hateful person. The media that you consume reflects who you are as a person.

/britfeel/ i want your best soi-man reaction pictures for the hecking lasers, OK?

>>81912412
Sorry meant to reply to this with this
>>81912446

>>81912455
That's faggot-coded lmao

>>81912448
don't try n work me oot

Imagine putting your peenis weenis in front of this lol

>>81912455
That sounds a bit "the rule of law actually exists" to me, ergo cope. I'm sure they'll spin some bullshit to make things look this way. If ofcom are so powerless, why are so many other sites rushing to implement id checks?

i am just too fascinated with the laser lad to care about the actual laser.

he's like Crispin Glover in Back to the Future, combined with that Linus Tech Tips lad (after he sold out a bit and got all mock-enthusiastic about products).

i can't even pin it down to a drug. kind of wish the video was just the laser, why is he in it?

>>81912510
There's a war happening in my lower intestine right now

>>81912521
imagine if you could shoot lasers through skin. just precisely burn away bad elements inside yourself. cauterise the wound to prevent internal bleeding.

>>81912540
That would be cool but also a bit autistic. I don't like being a faggot nigger

>>81912553
you could have that lasered, lad.

>>81912563
That sounds beautiful. Do you like scat?

what are some other niche hobby YouTube videos/guys?

watched a bunch of southern US pinball restoration guys a few weeks ago. they restore pinball machines. just pure buying supplies and putting them altogether, there's this whole scene dedicated to it. it is satisfying and i mean satisfying

Nature really is brutal. I think we forget how lucky we are to even be born human.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVp5LE2id-I

>>81912124
Almost definitely true on average autistic people lie less but they can obviously lie, autistic children can lie on purpose knowing they're lying, it's been studied. They might do it for different reasons than NTs but they can lie. Like some autists struggle with facial features or facial blindness and some don't. It's a spectrum innit. Affects people in different ways. Autists are pretty different as people but it gets portrayed like it's a standardised uniform to fit into.

>>81912577
i'm in this for the lasers, now. maybe i do want to see the twink lad naked? if he comes down from cocaine and drops the Blue Peter presenter thing.

but i don't know you and no i do not like scat.

>>81912609
Humans are just as brutal as animals lid. haven't you seen what Mexican cartels do to each other?

>>81912648
Where did you get that beautiful Pepe dancing gif darling?

>>81912661
from a secret pepe website lid

>>81912644
i have a friend who seems to specifically go out with autistic guys (or it's just happened) and a consistent thing is that they CAN lie but then they get weirdly hung up on the "ah, you see, TECHNICALLY..." elements when caught.
stuff like "i didn't say EXACTLY 'you are a bitch', i said 'you are ACTING LIKE a bitch'" when it's not relevant, they just think they're doing some cunning discrepancy like it's that Papers, Please.

i think this is a male trait and it's not specific to autism, there's that bit in Marcus Aurelius where he says not to over-correct people TOO often because you come off like a dick, and it warms my heart this goes back thousands of years.

>>81912668
Is that website by any chance Pornhub.com?

>>81912687
no lad, it was 4channel

>>81912708
That's a weird way to pronounce Pornhub.com

>>81912711
'por' is French for 'four', and a 'hub' and a 'channel' are both bodies of water used for shipping.

Alright I must force myself to go to bed. Just canny be bothered to move. Stuck watching rubbish on YouTube. I like being told to do things and then doing them because when left with a will of my own I do stupid rubbish like this. Noooo I'm one of Aristotle's natural slaves, it's so over.

>>81912648

Aye true I think we just have to accept that life in general is just brutal. Guess it's worse with humans though because we're intelligent enough to know the difference between right and wrong while animals just act on pure instinct.

Like the crocodile in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt70JM19CvA

It's not evil it's just doing what crocodiles have been doing for millions of years to survive.

>>81912685
Redditors, assemble! Am I right guys?

One day god will take me. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

>>81912718
That's what my grandma said the other day. She was found dead the next morning

Me and Crossy spending a few moments together in heaven before going our separate ways x

Might or might not spaff

Should probably give it some R&R but eh

>>81912726
what do you mean here lad?

>>81912773
I... I was just...

>>81912768
have a spaff break to stave off your spaffing tolerance.

>>81912785
Cheeseburger lmao. Mama mia pizzeria!

Watching a new wepisode of Rick and Morty and necking some transform-a-snacks. It's a Jerry wepisode as well corr.

>>81912817
First off, really frickin cute Pepe nigger. And also, THERE'S NEW RICK AND MORTY??!!!

>>81912806
cor i might have to eat that cheeseburger with...a spork?!

>>81912817
post some school disco choonz lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBVlL0FNbSE
we all skidding on our knees in life

>>81912832
Those who know: big chungus sus. Laughing with tears emoji. Uhmm... nigga balls? I mean... cock nigger balls with mustard. Nigger mustard and some nigga balls. Heart emoji

>>81912508
Big companies that actually make loads of money have to toe the line.

> That sounds a bit "the rule of law actually exists" to me, ergo cope. I'm sure they'll spin some bullshit to make things look this way

I have no idea what this means

>>81912830

Yeah, season 8. The new wepisodes release weekly.

>>81912832

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzTQZrbboHE

>>81912768
Dude, I agree. Also,

>>81912854
WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE CUTE PEPES AND WHY IS NOBODY EVER TALKING ABOUT PEPE

>>81912873
who is this pepe fella?

>>81912853
Eh, I'm probably talking rubbish, doesn't matter. We will see what happens. I mean I hope you're right, I'd rather this site doesn't get blocked even though it's pretty bad nowadays.

look lad i'm sorry i said the thing about your laser guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQbI76qFU6g
this was MY laser guy (similar cadence, and in hindsight, he's 100% correct to do/explain this)

>>81912889
No like where are those gifs and images from. Crying emoji

degreased a Crosta Mollica with Regina Blitz earlier (NOT Regina Heart; the proper blue roll stuff you can halve)

>>81912901
I have zero fucking idea what you're talking about

>>81912899
don't know what you are talking about lad
never heard of this pepe lid

>>81912911
You're pissing me off and that's what Pepe wouldn't want. Pepe is a friendly frog that's too pure for this world, unlike you

>>81912907
degreased a Crosta Mollica, with Regina Blitz (earlier)

>>81912920
What are those terms

>>81912873

It's not Pepe de lid. It Apu x

>>81912925
removed the fat from a branded pizza using a brand of kitchen roll

>>81912935
Aww he's in a blanket. Chonker. Reddit, assemble!

>>81912939
That's cool m8. That's very very cool

HEYYYY
HEY BABY
(hoo)
(ha)
I WANNA KNOOOWWW

>>81912943
>blanket
in my opinion, that is a hecking snuzzie-wuzzie. hecking snuzzie-wuzzies ftw.

Bad bad vibes.
Bad for me mental elves being alone in the dark. I stopped believing in ghosts and other supernatural stuff though. Could be worse.

>>81912968
Makes me think of Alan Shearer.

Some dogs are doggos
Some are puppers

>>81912977
Fricking chonker, thanks for the gold, kind strangler!

Garn beddingtons now me. Got that tiredness in me bones and have to be up early to phone the woctors.

>>81913006
Watching a person eject shit from their anus is one of the most erotic yet so wrong things I do. Just everything about it, watching the anus hole expand depending on the diameter of the stool, hearing the subtle crackles as the minuscule bubbles that form in the stool pop as it leaves the anus, the satisfying plop as it plunges deep into the toilet bowl, and the smell, my god the smell, nothing beats watching someone defecate the day after curry night. The stools smell so different, they smell less like the typical stool and more like a satisfying sweet. The spices from the curry complement the smell of the usual stool exhausted of its nutrients, almost like you're eating curry again. Sometimes it's like I just want to dig in and take a bite, it feels so wrong and I know I shouldn't, but one of these days I will, just to get a taste of something so forbidden, something so few people have done. And when I do, I'll make sure to write up a report on the experience and deliver it right to your inbox. Wait for me, please.

>>81912980
I was singing the Shearer version to myself lol
take me back

>>81912980
it's mad how stuff gets to you at night. just primordial, or summat. like how sometimes a spider is the scariest thing ever, other times you just go 'eh fuck off, spider'
>Makes me think of Alan Shearer.
was trying to think of why i associate this with football.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoMhkYlS33c
this is one of those novelty songs that never really 'stuck' and i just remember it sometimes, cracks me up tobehonest

>>81913013
Corrr based
>>81913014
Yeah I only know it because of the football. Early 2000s had a lot of weird meme songs. Bring back meme music I say.

>>81913034
might be too early in the year for this question, but what was the LAST Christmas song that became a classic and stuck around?
is it just 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' by Mariah Carey? has there been ANYTHING since 1994?

have a good night Chika lad.

I'm sad rn

>>81913067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aY2Q6nEh34

>>81913078
This is a video

>>81913096
give me the video award with your Reddit Gold

are you on speed or something?

I have burped quite loudly just now

>>81913101
No I'm not fast sorry

>>81913111
That is astonishing.

>>81913113
cor on fast like that Sonic the Hedgehog
he gotta go fast

>>81913111
vile pig

>>81913066
Been a few lesser hits. Biggest one I can think of is the one by The Darkness but even then it was like 20 years ago.

nn my lid

>>81913131
tf are you on about

Underneath the Tree is kind a banger
And One More Sleep

>>81913142
computer game hedgehog from Mega Drive games
runs quickly

>>81913144
Hey, no glazefagging here

>>81913198
Does he run quickly tho?

>>81913198
is that the one with the Italian plumber in it?

>>81913208
yeah his legs go into the infinity symbol, THAT'S how fast he runs.

>>81913230
Sounds like a snailfag to me

>>81913228
no he's a blue hedgehog. there's a fat red guy, his name is Doctor Robotnik (formerly Rotcod Kintobor)

>>81913228
You're confusing it with Dead by Daylight

>>81913246
>snail
no,
hedge hog

>>81913250
sounds like that Pikachu shite

>>81911108
Maybe you should consider that you are just weak.

>>81913270
nah that's the item from Zelda 64 if you're too much of a filthy casual to throw bombs like a true gamer

>>81913269
O think I caught this sonic guy on one of my cameras I have on my house

>>81913283
i have played Bomberman
i get this reference

>>81913284
why does your house have cameras?
is that what this is REALLY about?

>>81913283
those was harder to use than jus boms

>>81913312
I'm schizophrenic and have a gun. Real fags know

>>81913310
heh, and i understood THAT reference.

>>81913316
git gud. but neither worked in 3D. it's like the super bomb in ALttP except all the time. ceiling you can't see? fuck you, you should have known.

Evening de lads. Beer levels running desperately low :(

Just watched Arrival (2016) on Blu-ray. Corrrrrr... absolute kino is all I can say.

>>81913395
that Gopuff is taking off, remember when they were just trialling it here and there
sound like a shill but it's not conning alkies like 24/7 Dial-A-Drink shite of yesteryear, just get in a dozen (nice) cans for 15 quid or so. it's what you'd end up paying on a night out anyway

>>81913429
I'm just going to raid my spirits cabinet, think I'll have a few gin and lemonades

>>81913425
That the alien language one? I liked that

>>81913442
just remember they're MAKING you do this
me? got in a couple of tonic waters. few limes, bottle of those Angostura bitters. can't help it if a bit of gin gets in there, can i? not illegal, is it?

>>81913456
Yes indeed, very good performance from Amy Adams and very interesting concepts plus gorgeous cinematography and music. Still wrapping my head around it.

half the fun of this Smallville marathon is seeing actors/actresses who went on to be in other things.

Amy Adams was Lois Lane in the proper Superman films, cor.

>>81913478
She's pretty sexy for a 50 year old

>>81913463
Corrr, always nice to have a couple of tonic waters in and some limes just in case you fancy a gin and tonic. This naughty gin has found its way into my innocent little lemonade. It not right. Wonder if a marlboro red will find its way between my lips soon.

>>81913520
Yeah I love her nose It's perfect.

*sits down in the thread*
evening lids
*cracks open tinny*

>>81913679
same
cheers lid

>>81913679
Alreet there lid? You missed a lot of drama the past 12 hours. Lots of accusations and revelations. Just another day on Feel Street.

>>81913655
cor time was i'd let your slender red cigarette slip between my lips in exchange for a sly gin, if you know what i mean ;)

nowadays? got that Gopuff SENPAI membership. cheeky tinnies at 4am? nothing stopping me. could be working night shifts.

>>81913695
People get wound up more in the hot weather

>>81913695
We don't need no dolly drama
We don't need no samefag dross
Hey, seethemong, leave our thread alone

CAUSE IT'S THE REMIX TO IGNITION
HOT AND FRESH OUT THE KITCHEN

>>81913697
I am sorry, but I am not a homosexual.

>>81913731
Croupier? More like Creep! You gay!

>>81913737
I'm afraid that's not so, sir.

>>81913745
Tis true, twas only a jest my good sir... now out 69 on black!

>>81913731
maybe neither am i, but gin is gin.

on the brandy now, oh aye

>>81914293
Reddit came along, it will die some day, Monty Python has always been one of those "i wish i liked it more" things.
for what it's worth i like The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Monty Python is sometimes inventive but the humour just doesn't work for me, even 'for the time'.

but if i could wave a magic wand, i'd like Twin Peaks. what do you guys see in Twin Peaks?! i want that.

Why won't it let me post? Not rite

>>81914607
but you DID post, anon! and we were all here for you :)

reckon ill die soon, feels like the end of the road for me

>>81914679
same. we all have a cause of death.
there's depression, men-under-40 suicides, whatever. nowadays i wonder if that "panic attack" WAS something heart-related, that kidney stone COULD have been kidney failure.
we all just bodies in life.

>>81914584
Yeah I feel the same about Monty Python- that being said, I really like the Meaning of Life, and Life of Brian.

>>81914693
for me? probably heart disease

>>81914713
food? cocaine?
feel like food is one of those vices i've managed to avoid. kind of ironic, really

>>81914722
havent used cocaine in over two years now thank god but i have high blood pressure, whole family has it, most relatives died from heart attack between 50 and 65

back hurts badly, need a new mattress ASAP

shippy wont be happy when he sees this

Delicately sucking on Eva's willy until she shoots a sticky load in my morning coffee.

>reddit asking for photo ID/selfie for age verification

Is this some new UK law?

>>81915119
aye this
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/protecting-children/new-rules-for-a-safer-generation-of-children-online

Fella in a dress. Calls himself Eva.

Tonguing Eva's hairy arsehole looking for a nugget of poo.

>>81915188
>>81915150
Hope you drown in a bath x

>>81915239
I don't have a bath, just a shower.

What HHL's shower looks like

>>81914820
Sees what

>>81915293
Never understood the point of a sit down shower, you have to stand up at some point

Corr. Lovely sky out there. Proper doomcore vibes

nofaps been cancelled

Nothing like some post-heatwave rain

Want to cum on the cute intern's chest

Want to touch Shippy's bald spot

>>81915493
cor thats dire
he says hes got "perfect genes"

>>81915500
Does this look like "perfect genes" to you?

>>81915538
average british male specimen

>>81915538
well no that's why I spent a while laughing at him
fella looks like the megabus man after being left out in the sun too long

>>81915538
Yet another fine specimen showing off the master race.

not right

Bet you nerds don't block ads like I do. Top 3% my leeeeed

>>81915688
Only incels use ad blockers

adblock? cringe
i only use ublock

ublock/adblock/4chanX? Not for me. I like the full, unlubricated fist of the internet straight up my arse.

>>81915717
Bet you're not even in the top 3% of ublock lmao why live

Rubbing a bald head is supposed to bring good luck

Why this allowed to happen?

>>81915774
Why aren't you at work? Its tuesday morning.

>>81915774
>allowed
It's encouraged. A policy if you will.

>>81910778
I knew this was exactly the kind of thing they were going to do when all that netflix bullshit was going on a few months ago saying they were going to target incels. Give it a few years of this insanity and then be amazed at them asking why men are continuing to fail in society. It's all so tiring.

>>81915774
>every nation listed as an example is a bigger shithole than us
Way to prove your point my dude.

>>81915799
Brit is on par with all the shitholes

>>81915799
not sure how you think singapore is worse than UK lmao

>>81915804
North Korea literally cant feed its people
We're all obese

>>81915790
blame the literal incels like ruthmong

im so bored, i am a boring man
cheers xxx

Corr we all zoomers in life

>>81915814
Phwoar death by Snu Snu

>>81915809
No, they can feed their people, but they choose not to for control purposes

>>81915821
post tummy already

HHL caught on cam again

>>81915842
is that the big lass he was with

Post-400 anxiety being triggered right now lads, please make a new thread asap

>>81915799
>singapore
>bigger shithole than us
errrr, what?

>>81915842
This country is fucked, with or without immigrants.

There was a post a few days ago about missing the days of england's green and pleasant lands, when everything was quaint and civil. But was that ever the case, or is it simply just worse now because we are a declining nation? Seems to me that despite what Jane Austin and Tolkien write, the british people were always filthy degenerate scum.

>>81915877
lots of people have an inflated sense of pride about this country
it's really not all that, so many places are better

>>81915877
>british people were always filthy degenerate scum.
only need to go out on a saturday night to see this

>>81915877
>the british people were always filthy degenerate scum.
No? The fuck are you talking about? This is just what happens when you turn a nice, functioning country built on merit, individual freedom and enterprise into an experiment in gay race communism. The immigrants are the most prominent example of the decline, but the fact that the British state subsidises an entire native underclass for their entire lives(!) is arguably just as disruptive because it breeds people like in that webm - useless, ugly, feckless, gormless morons who literally could never do anything worth paying them for, so they live off bennies their entire life, pumping out more disgusting shitty lifelong state parasites like them at higher rates than normal, decent people.

Just turn off the money tap. Stop funding the lives of useless cretins, ugly retards and parasitic criminals. They live and propagate on the largess of actually productive good people who are squeezed to nothing and choose not to have children as a result.

It is dysgenics in action. Dysgenics by policy.

>>81915909
>people like in that webm - useless, ugly, feckless, gormless morons who literally could never do anything worth paying them for, so they live off bennies their entire life
melty

>>81915921
And yet I'm not wrong

remember when joe biden had cancer? what's going on with that?

As a man, never sleep with low quality girls just because they're easy

>>81915950
id rather stay a virgin than have loveless attractionless sex

>A mum housed in a two-bed council home with six of her children says "pigs in a sty live more comfortably" than her family.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other/mum-says-pigs-in-a-sty-live-better-than-her-six-children-in-claustrophobic-two-bedroom-faversham-home/ar-AA1J2dNS

Why didn't she shut her legs after 2 sprogs? Piss take these single mums that will never work.

>>81915688
>he doesn't block at dns level

>>81915856
Very sorry lad, didn't see your post until now. Here you go:
>>81915962

>>81915962

>>81915962

>>81915965
Bit early, no? Still over 80 posts left

>>81915954
Who nutted in that

>>81916004
How many women have you nutted in?

>>81915983
i fucking hate that 400 cunt
id rip his head off

>>81916004
Gypsy men, divorced bald headed builders, blacks, muslims etc. She could go on online dating apps and easily get a hook up. Very easy for women to get pregnant from one night stands.

shame on all the lads who've moved to the new thread

>>81915954
face like a slapped arse

>>81915877 Can't tell if you're a national traitor or a foreigner. Or both!

>>81916044
my ex had a cute arse

still a few more posts in here. I think I will stay in here thank you very much

killing this tread with poitless shit

trees arnt dogs

living but having got a like (init?)

>>81916068
not had branstons beans in ages me i like do like aldis beans as well

spam spam spam spam spamspam spam spamv spam spam like the nonty phython sketch lmao

>>81916083
heize is overpices ( my spelling is bad beause im drunk see in new threaf for why)

>>81916092
>spam spam spam spam spamspam spam spamv spam spam like the nonty phython sketch lmao
Have this for your collection my lad

it mist be 500 it just must

>>81915942
Reckon he still has it

Mongs in the new thread thinking we're the problem when they're the problem

we still have a ways to go. oh aye.

>>81916104
i made that but you probably alredy knew that

>>81916073
boomers falling for AI is always funny my mum always shows me pictures that she sees on facebook and I instantly know its AI and shes like whats that?

>>81916115
Wrong thread mate, get in here you bastard

>>81916109
everyones the fucking problem i know i am

>>81916116
it will hapen to you to when you get to a certen age not womfy at all

>>81916113
I want to believe you but I simply do not.

time for an early lunch desu, have some left over chicken stew

>>81916122
Wrong thread mate

>>81916129
why must the world deny why art?

>>81916130
stew is great i dont know why we dont eat it more

>>81916140
hasn't debian been cancelled? heard they had a pedophile working on it

luv pointless image postin me

Watching the news and getting angry at shit that doesn't impact my life at all.

never met a normal person that used linux desu

>>81916156
wonder if eva uses it? lots of trans girls do

>>81916155
>shit that doesn't impact my life at all.
i blame the EU
20016 flasback

>>81916144
What do you usually eat, lad?

vodka for breakfast if you please

new threads gone to a snails pace, 400 spammer crying rn

How come crossy's hasnt transitioned yet?

>>81916164
personally I regret voting to leave. if I could vote again I would vote remain/rejoin

3 more days lads ;_:

>>81916168
sandwiches but thats just beasue thats what i eat at work on my time off i just eat whatevers available and easyest

>>81916177
Incredibly grim that desu

>>81916185
Anonymous will save us mate, trust the process
We don't forgive we don't forget xx

>>81916185
eveything i like must be destroyed
why is fate so crule

>>81916190
What kind of sandwiches?

>>81916197
you in the wrong thread mate, welcome to join us though

>>81916198
>eveything i like must be destroyed
What are some other examples?

Nice morning walk along t' beach. Just had a wacon and egg saunie at the cafe. Oh aye. Got a doctors appointment for 7pm.

>>81916191
>Incredibly grim that desu
as is life
is for me but might not be for you
scoot

>>81916185
Can't wait me

>>81916209
Oh it's fking lush

>>81916199
hame cheese cucumber tomatoe and spinach
always soggy
sad

>>81916209
Looks pretty bleak my lad, proper depression inducing

>>81916208
i dont want to dewel on it

fookin luv this image

>>81916200
Riling him up good and proper sat in his own thread by himself lmao

All those ideas I had last night are on hold for today again.

DON'T POST in the spamming thread lads. Spam mong is rattled

>>81916234
400 seethers crying and throwing their toys out the pram kek

>>81916240
Might make a new one at 500 and we'll fuck his thread right off

>>81916232
found one without the logo

>>81916244
Go for it lad I fully support it

>>81916249
It's alright I'm not that bothered but be funny if someone did do it

>>81916248
Corr, I been in one of them before too

imagine going through the hassle of becoming a doctor only to work late because some tiny mong on bennies hurt himself while pissed

>>81916222
Sounds pretty grim ngl my lad

>>81916259
>In the UK, a doctor's starting salary, specifically for those in Foundation Year 1 (FY1) after graduating medical school, is 36,616
grim
my mate in america makes triple that

>>81916266
i enjoy it so it alll good

>>81916244
I would welcome this and a nice town or city op image not that I'd object to the old op image either.
https://github.com/britfeel/opimage

>>81916269
not the lad tour speaking to but this countryhas a productivity crisis, thats why we cant pay good wages

>>81916274
>zero stars
its over

>>81916274
>https://github.com/britfeel/opimage
how do i downlaod everything

pointless image postin yeeeeah

>>81916301
"download zip"

times we live in init?

>>81916311
2012 Anons would not have allowed OFCOM to shut us out.

>>81916309
i do not see this option

>>81916318
Times were different mate, they've been waiting for people to stop caring about these issues before forcing it on us

>>81916325
click code

>>81916301
>>81916325
>>81916333
classic kek

this is a asmr girl wisperingtopizza she has an fasnsly but shut it down i manages to grab this befor it was kill

New thread please lod we hit bump limit ta

>>81916346
Alreayd a new one going mate, check the catalog

>>81916333
>>81916337
it was a scary button to elite hakker men and i was scared )=

>>81916350
>check the catalog
How do I do that?

we should ride this thread out until page 11

not really a fan of posting in 400 seethers OPs desu

dont bullu meeeeeeeeee

>>81916369
this was ment for>>81916357 that
veryvery drunk rn

>>81916179
Not allowed in christianity

>>81916339
quirk chungus username kek