Thread 81960198

Ofcom? More like deez nuts, edition

Proud of the 500posting lads.
Anyway, back to talking about emo.

>>81960198 (OP)
>Crap AI image as the thread theme
Bring back the lighthouses.

>>81960202
i think you might need an invite code from your neighbours. idea is they post it through your door and then you have x days to sign up.

basically a sort of pyramid scheme / FOMO thing.

cant decide if gypsies are based or not, they just go around doing what they want in their little tribes, its the closest thing to natural living in this day and age. Close knit communities nomadding around

Why can't I have an oily Wapanese MILF with big tits and a hairy pussy to bang?

The absolute fucking state lads, passed with a Death Stranding selfie

>>81960227
i'm assuming OP loaded up Photoshop to put some of the text on? 'BAN' on the banhammer looks sus.

if you can do that OP, you can make non-slop images. apply yourself.

I have never put my willy in a woman.

>>81960244
There used to be a JAP GILF on AW and medium size tits, she would wash your cock and arse in the shower before rimming you.

>>81960244
>Wapanese
hi again. i think you mean 'WILF'.

>>81960258
I said that would be easy.
If they want a picture or even a webcam, you can take a picture of fucking anything, even fake the webcam feed.

>>81960273
save it for the one

>>81960258
>close your mouth
kek

>>81960273
are you homosex

>Mother, 31, nearly died from her 1,000-a-week cocaine addiction and was left in 10,000 debt after doing a line every morning when she woke up

Line a day wtf?

>>81960258
HES TRYING TO HAVE A WANK

DIRTY MASTURBATOR

>>81960273
I only have a couple times and it was overrated.
Still miss it, mind.

>>81960298
damn she doesnt look good, dont do drugs

>>81960266
Not him, but am OP. Nope, just pure bing slop. I do need to install photos hopefully on this PC.
Picnotrel.

>>81960302
It's not my picture dumb dumb

>>81960321
*photoshop
Stupid auto correct.

>>81960298
h-haha can you imagine snorting drugs every day?

I love how you've all been losing your collective shit over this online safety whatever but absolutely fuck all has happened. Fuckin suvern pooftas the lot of yas

Twitter has been hit.

>>81960341
I had to VPN onto rule34, so that's something that happened.

>>81960330
cant fool me, wanker

>>81960321
i am disappoint. would have preferred this dog to be quite truthful with you.

>>81960347
Wow. Fucking groundbreaking. Soft cunt.

>>81960343
Good thing I stopped using it a few days ago. What a hellhole Twitter is.

>>81960343
old news. Ofcom even said Twitter are complying, it's one of the big names they listed.

If Elon was actually based he'd just block Xitter for the UK. Oh well oh well.

>>81960360
Didn't say it was a big deal, fuckhead. Just that it was "something". You claimed fuck all has happened. It has.
Grow a few brain cells, cunt.

>>81960341
ofcom are still investigating 4chan tho, did you seriously think once the clock hit 00:00 ofcom were on duty waiting to ban?

>>81960341
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/protecting-children/online-age-checks-must-be-in-force-from-tomorrow

4chan has not responded to Ofcom. 4chan has not implemented age checks.

>>81960351
Sorry anon, I'll do better next time. The dog pic was taken after I made the thread.

>>81960378
thought he'd be on our side desu

actually its stopped me having endless amateur solo to wank to and I wont be doing the verification stuff as I cba so ive got one .mp4 file and google jpegs for current wanking activity and ill get bored of that and eventually stop altogether.

>>81960378
what film did you go to see?

do the nekoarc thing

>turned on the VPN
>twitter still sending the same message
It's ISP level lads. Our days posting here are numbered.

Sorry Ofcom, got me VPN now so I can look at as much porn or 4chan I want. Fuck you.

>>81960382
>Some websites are asking for age verification
>OMFG THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
>>81960385
Do you seriously think this place is getting banned? It's a fucking psyop lad. >>81960389
See above

>>81960438
its because you have UK set as your location in twitter settings kek

>felt like porn was gonna get clamped down on at some point
>spent like 5 years downloading everything that regularly made me nut
Prepping always wins.

yep its over, nowt to do but wait for the executioners axe to strike down. No porno for me, soon to be no 4chan. Sadly, I cannot live without imageboards so I will burrow futher like a weird incel mole into sites like 8kun

Don't mind Sharon at no. 23 me. Good shag and she enjoys slobbing a knob.

>>81960438
are you sure it's not cookies, or something?
also under-the-hood Twitter gives you a unique ID, so they could probably just decide "yeah, it's a British user" (unless you move and routinely post from another country, say).

>>81960403
It a shame.
>>81960413
Fantastic Fourrrrr
Was okay, pretty derivative. Your standard marvel slop. Woman who plays Sue Storm is kinda lush and I do mean lush.

>>81960452
>>OMFG THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
Pretty much hasn't with any real gusto. Most I had to ID for was my mobile data.
There's a difference from "just click here and we'll believe you're 18" vs having to post your face or an ID.
That and some sites like r34 have just banned the UK until they find a solution

Starting to think you got a double digit IQ, at best.

Just try come for my harddrives Ofcom. Do it. You won't get past my door before I knock you out with a bat

>>81960469
>settings
>account info
>change country to something else
removes the block

Just necked some chippy wippies with warlic sauce from t' local fishy while watching that new South Park wepisode. Keeping it womfy tonight, no wooze or wrugs for me thank you very much x

>>81960459
>buy MP3 player or phone
>loudest volume is quiet as hell
>set location to anywhere outside the EU
>can actually hear it at a reasonable volume

some EU regulations make sense, but 'maximum volume levels'? not all headphones are the same you twats.

(tangential, just reminded me.)

Me? I just use my imagination to wank. Simple as.

Shippy would you fuck a girl with down syndrome?

>>81960482
If you actually believe this is going to be reinforced in any sort of meaningful way your delusional lad, and I urge you to get tested for some sort of mental handicap.

>>81960477
>Woman who plays Sue Storm is kinda lush and I do mean lush
i mean
cant really compete

>>81960486
soon they'll ban bats. every time i buy a kitchen knife over 3" long, i have to make a mad dash home before the coppers see me.

>>81960496
>once a month Android turns down my volume to "protect my earsy wearsies"
>it wasnt even that loud to begin with as I don't like it too loud
Fuck this nanny world honestly.

>>81960507
Point to the part where I said it would. I'll wait.
You said nothing happened, I said something has, you fucking burst into tears and moved every goalpost you could find in a 10 mile radius and ended up looking like a fucking non-functional downie.
Maybe finish school before posting next time lad.

ive come to realise this law is total bollocks and not enforceable, 4chan aint going anywhere lmao

>>81960509
I mean the new one, Vanessa Kirby.
But yeh she alright too.

>>81960495
shouldn't be eating like that with your condition, lad.

>>81960537
>not enforceable
go to thepiratebay.org without a VPN/proxy/Tor RIGHT NOW.

>>81960533
Kek fuckin calm down don't tard out yeah? You look a dick, you're wrong, accept it and move on. Go wrap some fucking foil around your head and burn down a 5g mast, retard

>>81960584
nah he's actually right, here. you're the one being daft about this.
i've posted the Ofcom links ITT. you can read the news articles, do your own research. of course it's enforceable (in a way that affects us - i doubt 4chan in the US will have to pay a fine).

I like to wank to nude females.

TikTok has been issued a fine of 1.8 million quid. but i'm guessing they have a company based in the UK.

and if they don't comply with the safety shit, TiKTok will get blocked. simple as.

>>81960603
>i've posted the Ofcom links ITT
And you trust ofcom?

Good R&Rington this was

>>81960554
LMAO!
it works mate??

>>81960554
>>81960637
TPB is blocked via DNS so you dont need VPN/proxy/Tor

>>81960622
to send out requests to companies? yes. just like they have done.

>Dear UK ISPs, block ____ under the Online Safety Act, or...

>>81960651
is that typical? how would they block 4chan hypothetically?

>>81960637
why does your filename have a UNIX timestamp of
>Wednesday, 10 April 2520 09:25:37
?

>>81960651
> Error 1003
>Direct IP access not allowed
;__;

>>81960700
he's from the future dumbass.
keep up!

>>81960714
Change your DNS to cloudflare or quad9

>>81960700
oops i accidentally a digit (thought that said 2020 fuck my eyesight)

i mena
>Friday, 10 January 2025 08:08:33

>>81960745
what are you going on about my lad?

>>81960584
Still right, you're still wrong, simple as. Unfortunately for you, you made an objectively false statement.
"NOTHING'S HAPPENED"
Yet it has. Even if it's not as big as foil wearers make out.

Lads I just wanted to talk about feelsy music what happened to that

>>81960677
The Pirate Bay was blocked by a High Court order. 4chan isn't under British jurisdiction, Ofcom could still request ISPs to block access to the site. If the block is only at the DNS level, it's easy free 10 second bypass editing your network settings

>>81960777
not sure. i'm on them dihydrocodeines, me. just increased the text size because i can't focus mentally OR visually.

but you know what? i am comfy.

>>81960808
i appreciate you lad
i liked that track you sent me in the last thread xx

>>81960722
NASA has been browsing these threads?

>>81960820
its a random filename
4chan X randomises it

>>81960829
cool alright, I'll go back to listening to The Angelic Process in peace

>>81960810
i guess 4chan doesn't have to do shit, but they've IP blocked entire countries before (including Japan once, weird).

they've made 4chan Gold Accounts real, if i was an evil 4chan dev, i'd block the UK anyway and require tech-savvy Britons to buy one.

>>81960808
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now. I was looking for a wank but I dont have a VPN, heaven knows I'm pent up now.

>>81960673
No trust them at all to tell the truth. Or any of them! You're a fucking sucker lad, probably too thick to even notice.
>>81960783
>Talking as if you aren't chewing your tinfoil hat right now

>>81960847
bit of a weird one, that. i mean you could ALSO have just typed that URL into the address bar, STOLEN an image, or countless other things (it's a screenshot).

if you aren't using DNS trickery,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_websites_blocked_in_the_United_Kingdom
the hell ISP are you with? Andrews & Arnold?

>>81960918
>still can't disprove my point
Classic. Keep taking more Ls than a welsh town name.

>>81960918
>No trust them at all to tell the truth.
who? ISPs? of course they'll comply. they don't give a shit if you pirate: TalkTalk had a campaign against the Digital Economy Bill.
however, they WILL obey these think-of-the-children laws.

if you mean you, it's not up to you, is it? doesn't matter who you do or do not trust.

>>81960955
>who? ISPs?

Ofcom you fucking melt. Learn to read.

Okay lads back to more melodic feels.
https://youtu.be/HT-zapXRe4I?si=LLazjkHYOeVbozKB&t=363

>>81960977
FUCK OFF cunt no one asked you

Might have a cheeky wank before bed tonight, methinks. There are still some sites that don't require ID's.

>>81960991
Don't care, twat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgijKmkw-v8

>>81960921
tpb works on my isp

Don't listen to the other lad. Here's a classic
https://youtu.be/POD9Hq0EqXA?si=fNo1aK_YJ3mgBDQ7

Wonder what R's up to tonight

>>81960969
>Learn to read.
i have already explained myself.
>Ofcom
what do you not trust them to do or not do? they are investigating 4chan. they have sent out the request. you have responded to my post with the Ofcom pages explaining this.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/online-safety-act-explainer/online-safety-act-explainer
YOU learn to read.

have to be social tomorrow, dont like it

>>81961034
KYS classics on tap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T92NVXKI92w

A fitting one for the lonely britlads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf1ZCDhVz3Y

>>81960921
oh nah lad
i use cloudflare dns

>>81961036
Getting pissed and then shagging a stranger (not ruthmong)

>>81961041
Lol why are you getting so wound up laddington esq?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHqL5bGwD4E
pump fake xx

ID SAY .. NO!
or i hope
I COULD
but i STILL WANT YOU!

>>81961109
Always found Snowing overrated honestly m8
Although that is one of their bangers, can't deny

>>81961084
waht a twist

>>81961108
it's the painkillers, lad. really rile me up, they do.

want to be rich

Got refused a scratch card in Sainsburys by a lass most likely several years younger than me. She ID'd me the other day for a euromillions ticket too. I pointed that out and also said I was 32 today and had a laugh about it. Was actually a nice interaction really, probably worth more than actually buying the scratch card

>>81961145
I'm not rich but pretty well off
Doesn't cure the feels m80

>>81961145
change your name by deed poll.

Saw the saddest fucking thing today lads. Some weirdo, possibly a nonce, was sat on their own in Costa taking a photo of their sad little tray. Breaks the heart it does, worries me too as I didn't see their social worker the whole time. They really should keep a better eye on those types.

AND I
AM TIRED
OF YOU!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m3BDRgVxj4

>>81961147
pic related was my free Costa cake, carrot and walnut

oh it lush x

>>81961156
Yeah, even famous rich people top themselves don't they

>>81961165
Don't judge people

bit more homosexual if that's alright with you lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V4AscLidWg

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOOOW
THAT I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUU
I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I WISH I ANSWERED
IT TEARS ME APART
I WANTED TO HELP YOU
BUT THERE'S NO RESTART
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81ytNOIeUY

>>81961205
let it all out lad x

>>81961196
If you're gonna hit me with the gay shit at least make it the good shit too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DJV3ZuAt00

>>81961212
Me letting it all out would mean listening to this stuff.
And I can't do that. It's too effective. Turns me into a weeping bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNi6fDD4QpQ

>she misses the regimen
>she misses the annoyances
>the freetime is bittersweet
I'm gone mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0eaXFo_76o
The guy flubs the lines a few times, but it's soulful.

>>81961196
Might be for you. But it's certainly not for me. x

>>81961218
>gay shit
>good
aight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P03rF_ASYiE

also lol @ typing that title into the YouTube search box. it gave me the number for the Samaritans.

>>81961239
britfeels alywas here for you mate

>>81961279
>>good
>depeche mode
I uh

can't hack all this miserable music tbqh. too zonked on the codeines.

but i like my pop music more, anyway. and i love each and every one of you <3

>>81961147
Phwoar decent slab of cake that

>>81961196
>bam margera's favourite band

takes me back to the good old days of viva la bam before ryan dunn died and don vito got done for noncing

its early and bright out
the sun swallowed me
im glad that ur here with me
this is where i wanna be (britfeel) xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6TiR84uVHs

Haven't really been listening to music in a couple of weeks or so. Randomly just stop for some reason. Should get back into it sometime.


Feels like some irl friendships are falling apart. It unwomfy. It further alienation for me.

>>81961304
I mean I can post gay upper shit too m8, I just prefer my music to rope yourself too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk_gIOSHviA

>>81961292
they made one of the best albums of the 80s. so good it doesn't even matter that it was released in 1990.

>>81961147
I never get ID'd since putting on muscle ffs

>>81961318
luv me that fucking album lad
you're a bit hit n miss on the emo for my tastes, but when you hit you hit good

fkn moody bollocks get tha fkn swedish death metal on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI7lp6dROe8

>>81961330
appreciate it pal. gotten some good recs from this thread. full albums i now want to listen to. but i'm going to listen to them stone cold sober if that's alright with you.

>>81961362
entry level shit m8

>>81961342
thanks my lid
one of my very favourites

>>81961371
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS
WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS
DO THEY MAKE YOU HAPPY

>>81961369
but its peng m8, fin is is decent too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbEjvrYFlI0

New bill is censoring political content now. That was fast

https://youtu.be/QyU_BpwgZ4Y

Love me warhammer metal

>>81961385
Just want my DM stepped up a level honestly mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_EtZZseYbw

>>81961383
oh my days mate i saw them live once i were screaming that shit x

>>81961388
not too familiar with Twitter, but isn't that a reply to a post, and it's saying it's blocking THAT post?

None of it matters at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tZdw4B1TkE

>>81961404
I'd have bought you a beer at least lad.

>>81961423
my lad
fucking love that drug lord track
fucking poor me

>>81961405
correct, but "THAT post" is political too

Not hitting me though, but I have my location set to an irrelevant nation to avoid the cringe trending tab

>>81961454
I HATE EVERY
ONE THAT I KNOW
THEN I WONDER
WHERE DID MY FRIENDS GO

My favourite on it too. Bit too relatable, mind.

>>81961400
>steps it up several levels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axa6f8L6hdU&t=556s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcFR_5xk7wE&list=OLAK5uy_k0LZpg2-MXYqo4ZkFiq-QQJnv_taUCUTM&index=2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaf40lSPaAA&t=82s

>>81961473
Incantation isn't really stepping it up, but you got some good shit in there matey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZDzVIhlEZA

>>81961400
up is good, down is good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFgArnAy0wY

>>81961466
>Bit too relatable, mind.
got to be sometimes hasnt it

Southport 2: the electric boogaloo

>>81961508
Ain't that the truth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2K9bwzr3p0
This shit was written like it was for my specific memory so it hits too fucking hard.

Corr could do with having an early night me. Feel shattered. Might just go watch some YouTubes in beddingtons.

https://xcancel.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1948837843104620726#m

it begins

decided to quit smoking today. most difficult time is after i've eaten

>>81961526
like hearing these lesser known bands lad

>>81961539
What you watchin de liddington?

>>81961555
thanks mate sprogs crying and vibes been ruined

>>81961493
thats rite good that is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75ne4uEovI4&list=LL&index=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwMbs56eDro&list=LL&index=37&t=17s

hope crossy is alright

>>81961650
What did he do desu

>>81961555
>2 more hours, honest

>>81961662
got banned for avatar posting apparently
reckon some lad reported it

>>81961558
Keep trying myself, so hard, I get overwhelmed with crazy thoughts whenever I try, gl

>>81961672
Such a silly fucking rule so if you use the same pic twice that could be considered avatar posting

>>81961666
fitting trips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWKLN6boesU

https://youtu.be/zY1QQQKZytk
Slam slam slam

man porn twitter all the porn sites

fucking hell what have we become as a nation. time to give up the gooning and go talk to girls IRL fucking JOKE MATE

>>81961769
>and go talk to girls IRL

can hear two dogs barking at each other. if this carries on for two more minutes, i'm telling the council it was "after 11 o'clock".

>>81961787
kin el what happened to mark?

d e a t h g r i n d

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jbJHNPp7aQ&t=124s

>>81961787
sick of it mate

all I had was porn and lots of it and now its all blocked behind fucking ID verification and even if you get a VPN like all the reddit cucks are saying no buggering site works with a VPN on it just wont load waste of time fuck sake MAN

>>81961769
it's what they want. by taking your toys away and increasing immigration to the UK, they are encouraging you to breed. don't fall for it lad.

>>81961798
he went 10 pints in only

they're not encouraging breeding, they want the internet censoring so youre easier to control, some nigga only consuming state approved news is easier to manipulate than some nigga consuming all unfiltered opinions.

not sure whether to trust the Scotch YouTuber man on Twitter, but i'm too scared to ipconfig /flushdns to see if THAT'S how they're blocking it.

maybe this one browser session is all i have left. it's not like the lads who are blocked can come here to tell us, can they?

>>81961593
I got a few, not tons.
I posted Algae Bloom thinking they werent known then some lad was like "SAW THEM LIVE M8"
https://youtu.be/4xGxrByCQLU
Second track of that mate is something else

>>81961827
im not just some nigga
im as strong as a fucking ox
and i swear down
ill fucking destroy ya

well 4chan will soon be blocked unless you give some shady fucking company your ID which of course will be tied to every post you make

KINELL

>>81961803
more of a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nNuFTFUQiQ
man meself

>>81961827
i do want both but i won't have you badmouthing my beloved BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation).

at least in terms of mainstream news, it's kind of the least-bad option. it's not really the 'state' broadcaster the way Elon Musk tried to 'warn' people.

IMO it's just another one of those situations where the founding principles and that are great, just needs people to implement/run it all properly. from the top brass down to individual journos (stop putting random Twitter posts in articles you fucking hacks)

>>81961852
o that is tasty, if ofcom ban us how will I find more good metal? just not rite

>>81961880
dunno mate, I'm the primary /metal/fag of the thread init
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yim-abswtZo

>>81961839
>SAW THEM LIVE M8"
yeah that was me lol, well theyre from uk arent they
shall be saving this for later, sounds good

todays kids will never have a dodgy link sent to them by their mates directing them to chechclear, goatse or mr hands. Poofta generation.

>>81961882
phwoar... i'll do my best mark

>>81961864
>but i won't have you badmouthing my beloved BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation).
BBC have been shite for about a decade mate, playing the "we're neutral" card while regularly breaking that rule and pushing what is clearly politically correct
not in a "the government secretly controls us" kinda way, but in a "we have a diversity quota that means we need 10% black content to match the UK population" kinda way and then hiring retarded DEI execs to compensate

when was the last time the BBC didn't run a show into the dirt, or the news wasn't clearly left-leaning or not just anti-right
not even right-wing myself, can just see their bias a fucking mile off

>>81961901
mild gorerotted vibe from that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt2XjkRmRZ0&list=RDEMGH2YxWRONYehA9PlTHE-jw&index=2

>>81961905
>well theyre from uk arent they
I dunno mate I just hoard shite in my library.
I'll be running out soon though after tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm16Qf7uxMs

>>81961906
i remember showing my dad rotten.com when i was like 10. he was into it and we were just looking at all these images, "man decapitated by helicopter blade" and whatnot.
i'm re-sensitised and squeamish now. but the kids need these experiences ;__;

Membah meatspin... Whatever happened there

>>81961954
my dad liked that stuff as well, watched faces of death with him

>>81961926
I'd say !TOOH! are much more schizo, they are peak /schizo/core to me. That's good shit too though.
For whatever reason the name and song just reminded me of Gutted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8adOQ7V_oEc

>nightcore
Not keen

>>81961939
thank smate
gotta get into more skramz stuff me

>>81960438
>it's ISP level
This doesn't make sense, the way it works is that the ISP can see the traffic you're sending from to the VPN but can't tell where it's going after that, your VPN isn't in Britain is it? Also use TOR & https://xcancel.com instead.

>>81961921
it's funny that lefties view it as not-left-enough, it's actually Tory-supporting/right-wing.
and then righties view it as not-right enough, it's actually Labour-supporting/left-wing.

you COULD say that means they're doing a good job, but you're right that they aren't, and it's gone downhill over the past decade. even very basic 'professionalism' shit. e.g. i know language changes, and maybe every generation faces this, but i'm noticing more and more web/zoomer phrases creeping into articles. the odd neologism, fine, but i think the BBC should not have sentences i wouldn't read in a typical novel. 'the new trailer just dropped, and the hype is real' type shite.

entertainment-wise, maybe there are good programmes, but i'm not watching them. might be on me tbqh.

>>81962005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYQoGIPGbpc

metal fags again being the most annoying and smelly people about x

>>81962015
same mate, I always go for metal then occasionally get a skramz rec and then binge on that before falling back into my comfort zone and forgetting to get more
same with post-rock

>>81962021
Tories are left wing in the first place.

>>81962023
so far all I've seen is giving recs and being nice about it
that and im both a metalfag and an emofag, what now?

>>81962023
I had a shower earlier AND I have deodorant on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JXVVU2tIRs&list=LL&index=39

>>81962023
it's been a recurring theme in /britfeel/ lately that metalheads are actually really nice but they keep proving us wrong.

cut it out, death-metal-anon.

>>81962054
what did a mealfag do that was mean

>>81962046
from my lefty point of view, Labour are centre nowadays.

hopefully we can still band together abolishing the Online Safety Act, then we can move on to FPTP. THEN you and i can be enemies.

>>81962066
cba to find all his posts but the guy who was judging death metal as not REAL death metal, which metal lads usually say they do not do. went after other music, 'n'all.

he's drinking though, so we can't hold it against him.

>>81962088
chances are it was me :^)

reckon im signing off for bed then
been good vibes posting tonight

>>81962099
you have no idea how trolled i am getting.

>>81962131
i just call metal false and vntrve for laughs mate, with the irony being i have the most fvlse taste of most mealfags, so it might have been me or it might have been an actual elitist
i dunno mate just laugh it off

what did you post that was apparently "not real" DM?

How's everyone's Friday night going? I've been having a whale of a time cosplaying as a Provo ira member on GTA online. So far my favourite activity has plating car bombs on people's vehicles outside their clubs and screaming FREE IRELAND down the mic before I blow it up

>>81962145
aye tbqh i have no clue haha but i HAVE listened to some of these and will listen to more later
>i dunno mate just laugh it off
also just joshing you pal i'm on them dihydrocodeines everything is comfy

>what did you post that was apparently "not real" DM?
not sure Ctrl+F for 'entry level'
oh wait here it is >>81961369
because i did that

>>81962161
UP THE RA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts

>>81962161
Genuinely depressed and angry because of this dogshit governmental act

doon the 'hive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

>>81962262
bet are helperlad is up on the dancefloor when this comes on

>>81962277
if only he was still with us

https://www.macmillan.org.uk/donate

>>81962174
Was actually me lmao
Was just banter lad, entry-level is one of those insults that should only offend you if you're silly. It's not synonymous with bad.

Love me brass Zippo lads. If I've learned anything from movies, it's that it's always handy to have one. With my swiss army knife, I'll be practically unstoppable when society collapsed and all the gen z twats either starve to death or Darwin themselves out of existence

Count Dankula reckons he is blocked from 4chan
https://xcancel.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1948837843104620726#m
is crossy next?

>>81962326
couldnt give a shit about him since he got political

DOCTOR JONES
JONES
CALLING DOCTOR JONES
DOCTOR JONES DOCTOR JONES
WAKE UP NOW

In what has historically been knock as that beddingtons me. It ASMR times x

ITS TIME TO BEGIN, NOW COUNT IT IN
5, 6, 7, 8
MY BOOT SCOOTING BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY

>tee-hee
Come out ye black and tans

In what has historically been knowns as that beddingtons me. It ASMR times x

>>81962326
load of bollocks mate

>>81962303
I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY
I CAN KISS AWAY THE PAIN
AND I WILL STAND BY YOU FOREVER
YOU CAN TAKE MY BREATH AWAY

come in ye black and tanned

>>81962392
watching some nonce catches on my laptop in beddingberg currently

>>81962397
i DID just have trouble with the CAPTCHA, wondered if it was the site's backend/whatever being blocked.

just sleepy eyes, innit.

>>81961683
managed 2 weeks before, been smoking nearly 20 years lol, just really messing with my breathing, broke up with maryjane too, even worse for my breathing for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHDf7muFOpQ

(good band this, if you like your 60s psychedelic rock.)

moment of truth desu desu...

>>81962463
we made it until the 26th. it like Groundhog Day.

>>81960243
Well I can shine a light on this since I am one myself, it's both horrible and amazing, there's a surprising amount of gypsies that own land but god damn if they're aren't family then they're horrible people to everyone else, not to mention the whole culture which is basically crime, like I can tell you that most police stations and courts are in cahoots with a lot of my people, it's freeing in a way, years ago I would've said fuck all of em since there was a whole stigma about getting educated but nowadays that's mostly gone, luckily I was able to go to school which would've honestly been impossible for my dad to, there's a whole history but basically being a gypsy is probably the most free thing in this country even though the culture sucks in a lot of ways

>>81962481
wonder when the block will actually happen then desu.

>>81962517
It's not happening lol

>>81962446
Been off weed for a month now but been on and off it for a few years since "quitting" haha, fucks with me way more than cigs yeah don't really miss it, the constant brain fog gets old, I did 1.5 days off cigs 2 weeks ago and wanted to rope

>>81962523
my dad works at Ofcom and he's doing it right now just because you said this.

'TO CATCH A PREDATOR' IS ENTRAPMENT
LOLICON IS PERFECTLY LEGAL
THE OFCOM BLOCK IS UNENFORCEABLE

More like FuckOffcom

>>81962717
would be a good domain, this. see if it's available.

Kinnel lids it's warm af tonight.

>>81960314
She'd look alright if it weren't for the tattoos

>>81962765
35 Celsius here in America de lid.

>>81962834
air con on tap?

>>81962834
what's that in centigrade?

>>81962834

Aye but you yanks have AC in your homes. Best we got in England is fans and open windows.

>>81962841
Yeah but it's not a fancy system just one of the fuckers hanging out a window, kek. Still it's essential desu.

>>81962846
I'm not a Yank lad I'm just on my holidays.

>>81962861
don't you mean your 'vacation', traitor

>>81962850
is it womfy though?

>>81962861

Fair play lid. Enjoy your wolidays x

Humanity is a failed experiment

>>81962905
may we live long and die out, lad.
https://www.vhemt.org/

>>81962873
Yeah it great to walk inside from the heat straight into a cold room.
>>81962877
Cheers lid.

Corrrr! A few new pre-orders in from Arrow including Three Extremes, On the Mouth of Madness and Return of the Living Dead.
Hope HMV fulfill all my pre-orders cause lots of stuff I really want.

Cum on Britfeel mak some fakkin' posts!

>>81963056
(POST REMOVED DUE TO A HIGH COURT ORDER)

>>81962765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOLqvFOqXtw

Lusting after oily Wapanese girls again. Bloody Hell.

The lass who does the voice for Moana really does it for me too. I wanna smash that Hawaiianussy.

Daddy Greg is a sex offender

>>81963099
>1.43M subscribers
fucking hell. i remember when she was just some nuisance (tbqh) on 4chan.

good for her (this is good)

>>81963149
He's calling himself "Father Greg" now

who am i without 4chan and porn

Corrrrr! This is the voice of Moana. Cracking lass. Would look even better covered on my cum.

>>81963223
we all say this about our addictions, lad.
i gave up the booze and i'm just as fun at parties

wait

>>81963251
>i gave up the booze and i'm just as fun at parties
i gave it up and i wasn't even addicted. one bad hangover about 7 years ago. social life, except one m8, died after that

>>81963246
Nice pair of tits on this lass.

>>81963246
Wouldn't mind titfuking those bad boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIMShtkQ3g0
rip puff saunders

>>81963357
rough few years for cobes
loss of ozzy will send him over the edge
thanks for reminding me of the new eggy/jimmy video

i know you hate me, i give you no safety
desu

>>81961847
IDmong won.

>>81963682
Never gonna happen the site will just get banned before Hiroshimoot implements screening.

>>81963682
holy shit he did

>>81963691
Won't matter for me little lad- got that Wibraltar IP address haven't I?

>>81963246
I'd make her moana if you know what I'm saying

>>81963724
It's really unfair looking her up and seeing her cleavage has really made me unreasonably horny.

>>81963722
*steals your tenner*
what lil timmy gonna do?

>>81963740
Love watching the videos of these little bastards climbing on tourists and stealing all of their shit

Orangutans are the very based of all the monkey family. Love those big orange nikkas with their dangling arms and antics.

>>81963768
>Oi, oi, why weren't you using your bank note loisence?
>forty years in the slammer for you matey

>buy Euromillions ticket and beer
>cashier asks for my age verification

it's spreading.

garn on pornhub and see this
wyd?

>>81963826
Drop your kegs and swing your nuts about. That'll show em mature

>>81963864
no lighty no likey

Keir really did this to stop brits from seeing all the two tier policing on X. All riot and protest videos are now banned to Brit IPs

Are we making a britfeel discord or something in case of worst case scenario and we lose 4chan? I can't lose britfeel all together. I remember there use to be a britfeel discord and I never joined, regret it now.

>>81963935
Fuck Discord. Inevitably some dickhead mod would ruin it. Can you imagine if Helper was a mod? He'd get drunk and ban everyone.

>>81963935
discord approval rating through the floor this week lad

it IS on the web, so why doesn't Discord have to do age ID shite?

are there any old fashioned racing games on steam? like the crash bandicoot racing or something like that, i feel like getting nostalgic

>>81963983
i remember everyone saying one of those Sonic/Sega not-Mario-Kart games was secretly really good.

me? i'd pirate the original Need for Speed: Most Wanted.

>>81964025
Sonic and Sega Racing Transformed is the best kart racer.

>>81963935
There already is a britfeel discord. The invite link ends in VYhtUtKT it's been going for years and is pretty active

>>81964049
This is total lies mate. Get cucked.

i myself have just viddied once again the film of A Clockwork Orange, my brothers.

>>81964066
Yeah? Little easter egg in this image too.

>>81964067
good film, this.

i tried using the Fill Tool to find hidden text, there isn't any.

no EXIF data, nothing at the end of the file. mobile screenshot, anyway.

i give up. your easter egg is SHIT and your Discord is SHITE.

Gotten up again have i not

Food comaberg hitting me quite hard there

>>81964157
don't like this edit. reminds me of a bad acid trip.

can you delete it, please?

>>81964146
Ok. Your presence isn't necessary but if you want britfeel post-ban, that's where it is.

proper shiteness ITT

>>81964099
Think it's like 5+ years old

do Discord inviters get points or something?

Nothing quite like depositing a turdington right after getting up, is there

adam sandlers 16 year old daughter's arse in tight leggings

>>81964323
this is 4chan lad you want https://images.google.com/

*Sigh*
Somehow... Kino has returned

Apparently this is a taiwaneez production given adult entertainment is illegal in Xi's realm, they're all talking mandarin lol

>>81964613
the hell are those emojis?

DVDlad i accused a random poster on another board of being you i'm sorry he had DVD knowledge

i hope you're having a good time I'm SORRY ;__;

>Page eightington
Shall be letting the breadington die me

It's Saturday morning int it

Had coitus with the mrs just then corr

>>81965641
time to wake up lad

Saturday morning you know is what that means. Bacon bacon butty time, bacon bacon butty time. Oh lush and I mean lush.

I'm thinking scrambled eggs and bacon lardons. Bit of parmesan cheese on a nice piece of bread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTQ7P2F1c6Y

Kinovs maximvs, is it not my liege?

Garn down to Epping, you want owt?

It Saturday morning de lats

Bacon butties on satdee my liiiiids. It lush. Has to be smoked bacon. None of that blue unsmoked muck.

>>81965931
boat lads out and a pack of min cheddars
thanks

'Ate Labour
'Ate Tories
'Ate me Starmer
Luv me Corbyn
Luv me Sultana
Luv me Clause IV
Simple as

that zarah sultanahs pretty fit so shes got my vote

American blacks are so much sexier than our BAMEs.

Why are americans so rich? Even the average dude has a net worth of half a million

>>81966105
The economy is 10x stronger than ours. Also jobs pay better.

>>81960438
changed my country to the US and it worked for me

>>81960198 (OP)
>Can access everything that was blocked
Took like 3 minutes lol. What a waste of time and money really. 40 quid for a year. All the British government has done is make VPN businesses richer.

morning britfeelers

>>81966250
morning gay man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySdR9o1dNQQ
Womfy kino this

Slept like shit lads.

All roads are leading to ISPs blocking 4chan lads.

>>81966294
Dont bother me lad >>81966239

>>81966302
yeah but if you want to post you have to pay up the dough to a site that gets hacked for fun

>>81966294
keep telling yourself that lad

>>81966302
60 bongs a year to post on 4chan though, no thanks.

>>81966294
It's definitely going to be on the chopping board. It's as good as gone imo
>>81966239
I'm be getting a VPN soon enough - don't really know much about them apart from Nord and Proton. Why'd you go for the latter?

>>81966316
It was 40 quid for a year lad. I make that in 2 hours in work. And it's not just for 4chan, I can browse all the nsfw stuff that got blocked on Reddit

>>81966322
>Why'd you go for the latter?
Proton has a Firefox and Chrome extension so it's dead easy to just switch on and off.

>>81960198 (OP)
So uh, you guys going to start splitting open the heads of Mudslimes and niggers or what?

>>81966239
>All the British government has done is make VPN businesses richer.
They've also
>made physical porn more valuable
>driven people onto chat sites to sext
>make more trade snapchats which are even harder to regulate so they can trade pics

>>81966337
After we sort out the politicians, yes.

>>81966331
40 quid for the VPN, 20 quid for a pass to post on 4chan. VS, Free VPN to browse blocked sites and download porn.
Don't care how much money you make you fucking mug.

misandry and r/malesuffering and that Tea app. who cares?
who cares about misandry? why care about what women think lol

>>81966331
Does it work for your phone too? One account for multiple devices?
Think I'll wait to see what Ofcom do. I got pass the Reddit checks by wearing a wig and fake teeth lel

>>81966346
Ey up mate calm down it's only 9am. Sounds like you're just a jealous lad on bennies who can't afford things. Unlucky you doley loser. I'll continue to buy things since I actually have a job you scrounging nonce.

>>81966337
We don't care about white births lad. We're millennials scared to talk to women, just give us our porn 4chan and any excuse to blame boomers for us being weak faggots with the emotions of women.

>>81966346
I used to be like you - I've never payed for a subscription service, never paid for an app, but now as I get older, I don't mind parting with cash for shit I could do for free. The headache and time simply isn't worth it.

>>81966353
>Does it work for your phone too? One account for multiple devices?
yeah you can have up to 10 devices mate.

>>81966354
You lost and you're a mug so lets make this about neets v wagies. Sad!

>>81966363
40 quid is obviously a lot of money to you little lad x

>>81966354
Not him but its the principle of it for me. I work but I dont wanna pay for my channies

>>81966373
I didnt just buy it for 4chan lol. Lots of stuff has been blocked. Even subreddits for nsfw stuff like discussing craft beers or pigeon shooting.

Been thinking, every instance of our ISPs blocking sites was just done via DNS, which takes 2 seconds to work around.
Reckon we'll be okay gents.

As for me I've got my private VPN self hosted for 10 quid a year, private IP just for me phwoar, reckon this is the cheapest way to keep posting. Plus if I get banned I can request a new IP. It's lush!

>>81966368
i make more than that an hour boy, still not paying it

>>81966378
Now he's resorted to lies! Coor blimey the little lad is seething at 9:22am x

mad anxiwety againa lreyady fucki me ewew lads

>>81966377
How that work den de lad?

>>81966381
so you expect everyone to believe you earn 20 quid an hour, but as soon as someone earns more than that it's a lie

>>81966377
>10 quid a year
where's that from lad?

>>81966346
>20 quid for a pass to post on 4chan
How worthless is your time that you think sitting there like a good little kucky filling in your little captchas dozens of times is worth 20 quid? It's even worse if you're a mobile poster.

>>81966388
20 quid an hour is basically minimum wage these days little lad x

>>81966385
It's called wireguard mate, you can host your own VPN
>>81966390
Racknerd, bet you could try that free Oracle one too

Hold the line

Weird thing happened last night, it's happened a few times before, struggled to breathe (only for a sec or 2) as I was falling asleep. Think it might be MS related, as I sometimes struggle to swallow food. I do also think that 350mg of pregabalin, 3 litres of cider and a 10mg diazepam may have contributed, but the underlying cause is the struggling to swallow at times.
Going to start keeping an MSer journal, then can let the neorologist know, and (I think I get assigned one) the MS nurse know.

Songnotrel (it's just boogie time).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po8L0IzKGLc

>>81966393
>How worthless is your time
He asked on 4chan

>>81966495
Now add filling captchas into that and it's 10x worse. Especially when it was the "select all the motorcycle" wank that didnt even work half the time

>>81966470
Just thought, it was only 50mg of pregab, I had 300mg the night before.

>>81966518
My 4chan app does the captcha for me

>>81966518
What do you do with the extra 6 seconds per post you save. Have sex with your wife, play with your children, go for a drink or meet up with all you friends?

>>81966470
hope you're doing alright mate x

>>81966532
You literally post here all day seething at dollies and anons in your boxroom.You probably spend over 5 hours a year filling in captchas. This is why you'll always be a loser because you don't understand the basic concept of time

if youre here 16 hours a day you might aswell get a pass imo

Post 400 posts anxiety pretty bad rn desu my lads

Post 400 posts anxiety really bad rn desu my lads

Post 400 posts anxiety extremely bad rn desu my lads

He's not normal at all

Cannot be arsed with much right now, me

Nay

He anxious

500 posters rise up

>>81966537
Not doing too bad really, just waiting on this lumbar puncture, and move on from there. Was talking to a woman with MS the other day, the woman that worked at podiatry.
Hope you're doing good lad.

Songsortofrel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzhONrjd03c

Bets on how long this debate will be then? I'll go with 8 seconds.

>>81966570
>>81966565
>>81966562
Tough titty got another 82 more posts yet! Sorry lad!

>>81966614
kinell lad, it's gone up loads since yesterday

>>81966614
>alright lads we dont want the kids watching porn and everyone says we've gone too far and made everyone lose their own individual liberty to engage in adult things privately
>...
>alright now that's over with, who wants tuna sarnies for lunch?

>>81966614
It will go the same as the petition that wanted Labour to remove themselves from govt.

Mad dreamshires there
Bloody ell

>wanted to spray weedkiller round the garden
>rained already
fucks sake

Normies aren't happy, and it's even censoring regular news now. Something's gotta happen surely.

>>81966650
>that top post
>zoomie realises the only people who give 16-17 year olds the right to vote are the party who is most popular with them
Welcome to being a political tool for some random richfag in parliament, lad.

>>81966650
To me looks like it is deliberately problematic so they can go oops this was a failure, digital ID will fix it :)
Le thin end of the wedge as they say

>>81966658
hey
i hear youre a bummer lad
wanna have some gay sex?

>>81966650
>give the police more power to disperse protests
>ban organisations who protest that they dont like
>ban protest videos cos its "harmful"
Bit 20th century round here init

>>81966666
Not really no! As you were.

>>81966658
China's just implemented that exact thing after requiring companies to handle it themselves for a while (what we've just tried to do). Now everyone's account over there is linked to a single government ID.
Feel helpless bros, really does.

>>81966673
Been going that way for a while. Have to remember one of China's first censorship laws was to "stop racism".

>>81966673
Yeah it all feels a bit
>Oops silly us! Just a few adjustments needed :)
They will sell digital ID as a way to stop muh boats too I bet
Makes me wonder why they didn't just force this through with corona-chan if they're so obsessed with it. I think most of the country had already resigned to the idea of needing the jabberwabber to do anything at the time. Corrrr people will fall for it too. It not lush.

>>81964049
Thank you I had no idea it was still going.

>>81965704
just about to get my macon bacon wutty time on the go my leeed

so i cant even get grindr bbc anymore unless i send grindr my face pic? fuck off

>>81966722
Mad world int it? It sad.

Spaffed, did i not
Why yes, yes i did

>>81966738
>Spaffed, did i not
>Why yes, yes i did
4 days no wanking for me

I had a mega coom last night, thought it was going to be meh, as it started out as a stuttering orgasm, so I scooched forward expecting a pathetic coom, and fucking blasted all over the coom catcher, and a big splodge went on mi fucking trainer.

>>81966778
i throw my legs up the wall behind me so i can cum right into my open mouth and swallow
so yeah i dont have that problem you have

Bacon bacon butty time
Bacon bacon butty tiiiime

>>81966788
I definitely don't do that. It might be for you, but it's not for me.

The middle class are more concerned about VAT than immigrants.

One think I really hate about any Japanese media is how the MC acts beta. Im sick of a guy getting "embarrassed" and then running away when a hot naked girl is in front of him. What the fuck is wrong with Japan? No wonder their birth rate is going down.

Should I get fucking plastered today lads yes or no

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR INTERACTING WITH POTENTIAL NOT SAFE FOR WORK MATERIAL WITHOUT BEING REGISTERED ON THE WANKER'S DATABASE. BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN THINK HOW MUCH DAMAGE THIS STUFF DOES TO THE LITTLE'UNS FOR EVEN A SECOND? NOBODY SHOULD READ THE DESCRIPTION OF OR SEE A TIT BEFORE THE AGE OF EIGHTEEN. YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME LID.

Bitchute blocked
It not right lads

>>81966791
Oh it lovely. Sourdough bread and a nice brew to go with it.

>>81966812
Meh, I'm a wimp too, so I would do the same.

Bet there's porn type content on faceberg, but that's not blocked.

Been invited to mate's housewarming piss up. Had plans to go see the Fantastic Four film by myself... Decisions, decisions.

Fink i'll lie down

>>81966860
Film is okay, nothing amazing. It can wait I say.

Think seasideMARK is dead lads. I bet his liver has packed in.

They can't block our porn site rips torrents.

>>81966832
Chaturbate asking UK users to upload a pic of their face to access the site. What a joke

Got a few videos of some roastie asmrtists turning their heads so been using that to verify me selfie age. Just film your computer screen lads.

>>81966337
That is honestly terrifying. There is no bigger indicator that the country is dead than this.

I wonder if she has a job yet.

There re three routes a man can take when he see his country is fucked up, escapism, revolution and immigration.

Women are currently fighting to get all men's escapism banned, the government will ignore your pleas and will jail you if you even tweet discontent, so the only question remains is where's the best country to move to lads?

>>81966900
Japan is the best country but you need a degree.

>>81966872
He's too busy spending that 4 grand he mysteriously got

Move to Thailand it's lush and the women will seriously treat you like a king.

York is the best city. Wish I could live there.

If only gamer girls were more attractive or not fake/casuals.

I wonder what the people of Winchester are like. Probably quite middle class.

Just got up me and on that Saturday morning wuppagrind. Smackhead mate from Manchester is on the charlie again and messaged me last night. Apparently he's banned from proper footy matches for scrapping so has to go to non-league games, what a madlad lmao.

Might dodge into town later and do a bit of shopping. See how I feel.

Nasty foids, the gatekeepers of sex.

Heard they are going to be introducing age verification checks in all towns across the country, due to lasses wearing skimpy clothing during summer. About bloddeh time I say. Not fair R kids looking at these whores.

>>81966916
I kind of don't want to sully Japan by being an immigrant there, it seems like the holy land that should remain pure.

>>81966933
>the women will seriously treat you like a king.
I doubt it considering how women here treat me like I'm walking shit.

>>81967002
Just put all men in jail and be done with it.

>>81967009
Why men? We should start the experiment by locking women up.

>>81967006
>I doubt it considering how women here treat me like I'm walking shit.
You've never pursued a woman, so how would you know?

Donald Trump in Scotland rn.

Crossy should meet him as britfeel's official Scottish ambassador to America.

>>81967034
You don't need to pursue women to see the look of horror and disgust on their face the first time they look at you.

>>81967021
We live in a country run by women, of course it's the evil men that need to be locked up.

>>81967047
If only all those protestors cared as much about their own country as they do about some foreign president.

won 10 bong from a free bet. took the winnings and played roulette. lost it all, which is literally nothing as it was free, but still feel like I've done my wollocks in

still wissed from night before
shout out britfeel drinkers
shout out crossy

>>81966984
If only you were brave enough to make these comments on her YT channel, big man.

>>81967055
It makes more sense to lock the women up, then the government can keep them safe, and also sell the footage from when they inevitably lezz off.

>>81967084

Where's my shoutout lid? I'm still pro UKDC.

>>81967099
NTA but, wouldn't you fall under the /britfeel/ drinkers category?

Garnnn out
Hopefully the website isn't blocked when I get back

SeasideMARK, a man so grand,
A gentle giant on the sand.
Each day he basks beneath the sun,
A golden hue, his heart is fun.

From rosy pink to lemon bright,
His skin takes on a yellow light.
A jaundiced glow, a sickly sight,
SeasideMARK's liver suffers blight.

>>81967103
He's an ex YouTuber

>>81967006
>it seems like the holy land that should remain pure.
I mean it is lid. But if you respect the rules and try to integrate into Japanese society it isn't that bad. Learn the language and customs etc. The real bad thing is to go to Japan and not integrate and create your own community, similar to what the Islamist community does in the UK.

Had a fat bag of choccy buttons mates

>>81967085
Don't think I'd disrespect her safe space like that.

Need a Food Safety Act that requires you to provide photo ID and registration whenever you purchase foods with more than two orange nutrition warnings on it at a time. Only way to fight the obesity epidemic destroying our youth and to stop shitty sugary snacks from falling into their hands.

Ngl the UK is a laughing stock right now in the world. needing an id to use the internet lmao

I could get some brasseries in for tonight but lowkey feel like keeping it sober this weekend. More importantly I need to get me stuff sorted for me voluntary work next week. I already have me high-vis but I need some safety trainers ect..

Cba with Same Ol Mistakes mode x

>>81967195
OI MATE
YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT PORN

>>81967197
PPE legally required to be provided for you.
Me? Cracking open the morettis right now

>>81967211

Yeah, the voluntary work bossman said they would provide the gear if needed but I think it looks better on my end if I turn with my own stuff.

I hate women, Ofcom.

not a good day for the tism ngl, went to the local guitar shop to grab some jazz 3 picks and I fancied looking around at whatevers new and engaged in some small talk about the price of setting up a new guitar and its like I had words I wanted to come out of my mouth but they wouldn't fucking come out properly, made it happen like but it was hard, imagine waking up and being able to actually speak to people that must be nice. Need the tesco, fucking hope I dont have to talk to anyone there I cba with this, the tism is flaring up

>>81967237
>looks better
it's voluntary work you spastic you're impressing nobody

>>81967261
happens to all of us lad

>>81967266
its never happedn to me tho lad

>>81967265
His mother is probably proud of him for doing voluntary work

The porn bans are good and I wont pretend otherwise

I volunteered (at BHF furniture store) and got humiliated and basically bullied so I left after going like ~5 times

>>81967322
dont bother me little lad love me new VPN x

seriously anyone know the source of this

>>81967265

It gives me something to do thoughs. Keeps me busy for a few hours every week. I'm trying to be less of a loser in life. You should be supporting me.

>>81967356
i support you mate, staying sober and doing voluntary work.
we might bully you sometimes, but you're a good lad doing the right thing should be proud of yourself mate.

>>81967356
I support you lid. x

New fredberg dee lads

>>81967376

>>81967356
I don't support cunts

>>81967367

Cheers bullylid. I know it's not much but it's a start. A few months of voluntary work will hopefully lead to a much better level of mental health and fitness. It's only up from here.

>>81967353

Google - "Top Golf XXX" - Images.

Congratulations you've found it.

>>81967161
But I will not be Japanese. No matter how respectful I am or how well I learn the languages, I will still be a rat in a stable. I don't want to be that.