I work with a few attractive women at my job that I have e no chance with for one reason or another and my question is how many times do I need to jerk off thinking about them before I get bored amd domt care about them anymore

>>82087777

Based. Having me Brewdogs out of new tankard me. Oh aye it lush and I mean LUSH. No work for me tomorrow thoughs so probably garn get wissed then For grind that Fortnite drunk all night.

>>533832542
F

Because we're all living in a mouse utopia except unlike mice we've got more coping mechanisms like vidya gaems and porn and other distractions.
I've been single for a while, by choice. The type of women that have come into my life have all been psychos or damaged goods with more red flags than a CCP parade.

I've got my life in order and I'm doing very well., there is no rational reason to enter a relationship and risk destroying everything I've built with blood sweat and tears, except for wanting kids of my own.

I could get some brasseries in for tonight but lowkey feel like keeping it sober this weekend. More importantly I need to get me stuff sorted for me voluntary work next week. I already have me high-vis but I need some safety trainers ect..

Cba with Same Ol Mistakes mode x

>>149811704
We're stuck forever with this terrorist and his army of brainwashed idiots

Let's hear it for the looooooooooosers x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDn2OkSbfwA

Wooze finished off waiting to see if my smackhead mate invites me over.

It Thursdays x

Necking the last of them beers me x

Might as well x

Tell Britfeel I failed them x

Why do white people enjoy consuming alcohol so much?

On that 2nd can now. Wish I got some Brasseries in now.

Oh aye x

>>81706381

Nah I'm off the wooze till Saturday and even then only having a few jars.

>>81706402

That happy drunk haze phase only lasts a couple of hours at most though then inevitibly comes dannyboy mode.

The is thread is filled with pop sci. The real reason is this: land.

Prior to the modern century the biggest asset was land. If you had land you had wealth. So when land owners and nobility needed to demonstrate their affluence they would show off how much land they had by building large estates surrounded by vast stretches of fenced off land. In a time before the ease of free movement, these nobles spent a lot of time at their properties and so they would do landscaping which was the equivalent of making paper mache out of dollar bills. If you could afford to cultivate land for pure aesthetics it showed you had more wealth that you knew what to do with. To show it all off and to appreciate it nobles invested in and bred horses which only amplified visual status. Horses were expensive, so having parts of your land dedicated to just riding and breeding them was another way of showing off your power. But then globalization happened. Nobles and wealthy merchants could travel across the world and didn't have the time or interest to landscape their various retreats for strolls or horse riding. So they became utilitarian and used land as a way to entertain themselves between buisness or leisurely retreats while still showing off. This is how you got golf and trap shooting, if you could make an entire golf course or a trap shooting range it subtley showed you had a lot of assets to do it. Women however were excluded from such activities, so noble women or the wives of wealthy entrepreneurs did what women could already do with men prior by breeding and ridimg horses. This has stuck to the modern day and has become a part of the western zeitgeist around womanly interests when in reality it was predominantly a masculine pursuit.

>>508823230
>Now the rapey enrichers themselves are victims of the evil Putler, and so we have a DUTY to help the poor little darlings out.
Fuck you and your high IQ nooticer brain for ruining my optimism with this very plausable TRUTHNVKE.

This is the pub, does some decent scran as well. It womfy x

https://www.flamingoland.co.uk/food-and-drink/the-coach-house/

>>81591901

Obama era choon but it's banging x

Mandatory listen for all HHL loyalists x

>>81589755

>Nothing wrong with having a couple of beers

True. It Monday x

Mate wants me to have a few jars with him at the local later (no, it's not the fucking Beehive) but not sure I can be arsed now.