Ofcom edition

Fuck ofcom

The great Ofcom censoring has begun. They've added photo ID verification to Reddit already.
We're fucked x

King bee era x

I'll miss Reddit desu.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditSafety/comments/1lzt65t/verifying_the_age_but_not_the_identity_of_uk/

Hope you've all got your pass and VPN ready?

Sean woke at noon face stuck to the pillow soaked in sweat and old takeaway sauce. The room stank of cheap cider and damp clothes. He sat up slowly joints aching head foggy mouth dry. He reached for the half warm can beside the mattress and drank.

Online he was someone else. He told people he used to be in the army that he had a back injury that he needed help just to get by. He told stories to strangers in forums posted pictures of medals he found on Google. He begged for cash for rent for food for his sick dog. He had no dog.

The dole money came in on Tuesday. It was gone by Wednesday. Spent on weed and booze and cheap garbage from late night corner shops. He had not paid his electric in weeks. The meter blinked red like it was warning him he was running out of time.

He told himself he was clever. He said the system owed him. He said people were fools for working all their lives. But at night when the noise stopped and the world went quiet he knew the truth.

No one called him. No one visited. He had no friends only names on screens that blocked him once they caught on.

He told girls online he was a producer that he made music that he had a studio. He sent them stolen lyrics and dead links. They never replied.

His mirror was cracked. He avoided it. Could not stand the sight of his own eyes. Eyes that once held hope now dull now tired now empty.

He spoke out loud sometimes to no one. Pretended he was being interviewed on telly. Pretended someone cared what he thought what he felt.

The flat was silent except for the hum of the fridge and the occasional cough from the wall next door.

Sean stood in the middle of the room arms hanging by his sides. He looked around at the mould at the broken TV at the stained mattress on the floor.

This was it. This was all he had. All he ever made.

He smiled to himself lips dry cracked pale.

Still he said aloud they will see.

But no one ever did.

>>81841049
Too bloddy right, it's the cesspit of the interwebs.

This thread is going to be dominated by Helper

>>81841067
Can't imagine posting here without a pass. You're basically paying money to solve captchas if you're even somewhat regular poster

>>81841067
No idea how to buy a pass as the only option is with crypto

sean hates those stories about him. grim reality is hard to face lmao

>>81841076

Kek state of this post. I don't even smoke weed. Can't stand the stuff.

Think my life is going right down the bloody shitter lads. Think I might have to take some action to correct this.

>>81841120
do you need any help buying a pass mate?

Bit of OG Kelly Clarkson x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uP7MbA8xY8

>>81841148
need help buying a pass mate?

Somebody said Amazon Freshright earlier and I meant to ask if he was Chinese.

>>81841148
This is probably peak Kelly

https://youtube.com/watch?v=c-3vPxKdj6o

She has some good Christmas songs too

I like Kelly but HHL usually has the worst taste in this thread which is why I never click any of his links

would like a hairy fanny sat on my face

>>81841176
Ofcom would like an age verification for this NSFW post
Please upload a picture of yourself and your passport/driving license

Why is there no pushback with the new safety laws? Do normies really think it's a good thing?

oh you want to watch your feminisation femdom porn?

please upload your driving license and a portrait photo

dont worry we wont be hacked lmao

>>81841164

Choonage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0BiGek2bKA

>>81841219
do you need any help buying a pass? let me know ive got some crypto

lots of frog avatar

>>81841156
That was my joke, as a lot of things bought on scamazon are crappy chinese knock offs.

threads are fucking zooming.

for anyone who missed the guitarlad:
>>81839428
(great stuff, man)

Lads this shit that got leaked about the Afghan resettlement scheme has actually made me fucking furious. It's genuinely just malice at this point. Not incompetence or indifference. They know EXACTLY what they're doing and they revel in it.

People need to fucking hang.

I've got 5quid to last me until next thursday, no milk, no bread, couple of tins of beans, couple of tins of fish and I'll run out of tobacco probably Friday night.


>>81841067
I have my HPV ready, will that do?

>>81841290
You'll forget about this in a month's time and absolutely nothing will happen.

>>81841216
I'll still be able to watch all my gay porn, as I live in Gibraltar.

Not garn to buy a pass me. Just gonna accept my 4chan days will be over. Time to move on and focus on my voluntary work and finding a gf/future wife to have my little welpers x

I'll miss (some of) you lids x

well hhl's chance is up
was gonna buy a pass for him since ive got loads of spare crypto

>>81841367
>focus on my voluntary work

>>81841253
Oh you were pretending to be Chinese, I wasn't sure. Amazon is just Temu with a 20 percent markup.
BRB starting a new company named DIKSUNWA to sell shoe horns.

Love adding a bit of sugar to my milk. It 4x more lush.

>>81841367
you're gonna end up face down in a gutter and the world'll be better for it

Helper you can't even voluntarily take a shit how do you expect to voluntarily work?

Fucking love AliExpress, give me them Ali coins and coupons, fucking love it, cheap as chips and all fucking lush. Get all me electronics on there.

Let's hear it for the looooooooooosers x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDn2OkSbfwA

It's crazy how there's basically been no opposition to this new Online Safety Bill all because parents are too lazy to use parental controls. Fucking Hell.

So lads we banged on about what shite we used to or still listen to last thread, and I've had chats with both metalfags and emofags here.
So what are you lids listening to at the moment? Of any genre or whatever.

>>81841438
You tried the tropical Smirnoff Ice? Quite nice had a big cold bottle at the weekend along with an iron brew WKD.

you ever go to your work social parties? what are they like?

>>81841443
Most laws that revoke are freedom are "wont someone think of the children" logic with parents who are too lazy and want the government to do parenting for them. Seem to remember those food laws back in the day were just cos parents refused to give their kids shit in portions or be healthy, and now this when almost every ISP or streaming service offers family controls.

>>81841367
thinking the same way de lid (not the gf and voluntary work bit)

>>81841446
>sylosis
Corrr, that's very based.
Been listening mostly to The Libertines recently. Not much metal actually to be honest but have a lot of albums downloaded I've wanted to check out for me American trip.
Actually I tell a lie I have been listening to some Ex Deo.

>>81841463
had an irn bru sour beer once. was lush so it was.

>>81841446
alrite lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v634y4BB4Rg

>>81841492
>Corrr, that's very based
Only a fan of that album and everything before it. Everything after is kinda ehhhhhhh to me.
>Actually I tell a lie I have been listening to some Ex Deo
fooken hell mate thats a name I've not thought about for yonks. think I tried Romulus and The Immortal Wars and went "yepp this is generic and the same" and just left it be

Careful Helperlid. Doing voluntary work can fuck you over in your next assessment especially if it goes against what you were awarded PIP or Universal Credit for. You're also supposed to seek permission to do it, paid or unpaid AFAIK. There's a permitted work form but it's all a trap. Blad knows the score.

>>81841443
Anonymous would be saving us RN if this was happening in 2010s
Expect us xx

>>81841290
It's boris fault not starlin

My only 4chan regret is that I didn't shitpost enough.

Cheers x

>>81841500
>screamo/emo
Hadnt heard of them my lad, I'll check them out
god bless sophie's floorboard for the cheeky links

>>81841429
What about that other chinese amazon, I forgot the name, begins with T

>>81841443
It's disgusting and enraging, just like >>81841290, but there's nothing the ordinary person can do about it when every single fucking politician is complicit.

>>81841553
Pretty sure Ali is much better for tech and electronics

>>81841579
They're all about the same equal level of shite. Wish, AliExpress, Temu, all about on the same par where getting something "not shit" is actually a surprise.

>>81841524

Nah it's all been sorted by social worker. He even said I can't work a regular job. The voluntary work is just to improve my mental health. I'm even allowed to choose my hours/days. It's all optional.

>>81841326
Post bank details and I'll send you whatever the last 2 digits are. Or make a burner email or something

>>81841513
Aye it's nothing special to be fair but I enjoy the Roman Empire themes. Some bands I've been meaning to get into or catch up on but haven't been arsed:
>sabaton
>agoraphobic nosebleed
>black dahlia murder
>grand magus
>pig destroyer
>benediction
>mortuary
>gorguts
>meshuggah
>anaal nathrak
>winterfylleth
No particular order there. Willing to take some recommendations there too.

>>81841584
China is the best place in the world for ordering electronics

>>81841367
>my little welpers x

I've got a decent job in the city and a long term gf who is very wonderful
But I get this sense of impending dread and doom most days. Like a deep wave of anxiety and horror at the way everything is going. How do you do it? I think if I didn't have my family and my gf I'd do something silly

>>81841049
Its rly over isnt it x
>>81841367
Same.Everything happens for a reason at the end of the day.
>>81841553
Temu

>>81841388
I'm eating vanilla ice sneed, basically sugar milk frozen is it not

>>81841605
>I've got a decent job in the city and a long term gf who is very wonderful
get off my board reeeeee!!!!!

>>81841585
Oh right then that's good and all above board. I was just making sure you weren't getting tricked by the evil DWP. How many hours a week you going to do? I looked into it before and almost did some at an allotment place but turned out to be too far to travel in the end.

pie and chips for dins again x

>>81841446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1nT1c0J9wg

>>81841605
>I've got a decent job in the city

>>81841609
Exactly. Ice cream is ultimately good.

When Crossy arrives you know things are about to get ultra womfy. Strawbs and Jizzles on tap. x

>>81841367
Mental that you post so much without a pass. Would do my head in filling out captcha constantly

>>81841595
>Sabaton
Overrated shite for plebs, but can be catchy if you're in the mood.
>agoraphobic nosebleed
Really good if you dont mind schizo grind.
>gorguts
Depends really based on what album. I assume if you never checked them out it'll be Obscura but be prepared for a very dense listen.
>anaal nathrakh
One of my favourite bands. They got very samey and mediocre in recent years even if they still pumped out some good singles, but everything up to and including Passion is top tier stuff.

I'd give you recs but you got plenty there already.
Although one obscure-r one you might like if you like the old themes is "Macabre Omen - Gods of War - At War".
It's more greek than roman but I'd assume both tickle your fancy if you like one of them, but it has tracks like "Hellenes Do Not Fight Like Heroes, Heroes Fight Like Hellenes" which gives you all the context you need.

>Ofcom
Shall not be doing fuck all on my watch

Wrugs are 4 mugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2erIApapX7s

3 months ago today that 4chan went down temporarily

>>81841627
luv a cheeky bit of QOTSA every now and then

>>81841649
Lole jizzles. But desu am away to bed soon x early night

1 week from today 4chan goes down permanently

>>81841682
You garn secure those sproggingtons post-4chan

News cycle has been boring af since that Iran/Israel war piped down. Need Wutin to do something mental in Ukraine or summat. Gwarn lid get stuck in.

Let the happenings rip.

Filtering this retard was the best decision I ever made.

Was watching an old Only Fools and Horses earlier (nuclear bunker one) and Del said sprog. Made me chuckle

>>81841693
I think it's the 25th of July when the law kicks in. Can't come soon enough. I hate this website with a burning passion. I really shouldn't come here at all.

>>81841714
How would you know if you can't see his posts

One thing I can promise you. This website is not what is holding you back from your so-called potential

>>81841722
If you ever spend even a day off it you notice the change in your mental health

>>81841693
Its sad cus even if u go and sort your life out with the free time there wont be any britfeel to come online nd post about your sorted life

>>81841659
If it's a band I haven't listened to I usually listen to them chronologically. Thanks for the recommendation. I saw Anaal in Eindhoven last year and they were brilliant. Did you ever buy any of the old mags? I liked Terrorizer and Metal Hammer but the small ones were usually better for more extreme metal. Zero Tolerance used to have good stuff in it.

Rattling off that 2nd wokkle of VK now (the large ones not them small wokkles btw). Fuck it might just get wissed up now x

Chippy is closed now anyways x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zR6ROjoOX0

>>81841693
>>81841722
You mongoloids will be sitting here on July 26th pretending you never thought it would go down. Fucking dumb mugs lmao

>>81841752
One of the saddest and most poignant posts ever made in /britfeel/

>>81841585
and just like ssm you will have sacked it off after two shifts and will be back on the beers and it will be LUSH x

>>81841770
Its painful to say goodbye but everything happens for a reason

>>81841707
Vile little mong happy to watch as others die all for his amusement. A neck long enough to watch all the atrocities of the world from a birds eye view
with a tiny brain to match and one that can only derive spastic chuckles as the world is brought to an ever worse place..

>>81841592
Thanks, you're very kind but i can't take you up on the offer, I'm too paranoid. I might go to the local sikh place and ask for food next week, i have 4 one journey tickets on my phone.

HHL shitting his pants and not posting frogs lmao

strings consider them pulled x

>>81841691
I should probably do the same my sleep schedule is shite. What you think of the wee white mice? They were always a good pick for me.
>>81841717
RODNEY YOU PLONKER THE SHELTER IS ON THE ROOF!
>>81841722
Maybe 4chin will just implement the selfie bollocks all the porn sites are doing.

>>81841759
>If it's a band I haven't listened to I usually listen to them chronologically
Sure, then just be aware Gorguts are one of those bands that went from making good but standard DM to making an experimental album that spawned entire new subgenres and half baked copycats, and is a bit divisive as to whether or not its even "good". Then stayed in that lane but streamlined just a touch to be less of a challenging listen and all that.

Not really an old mag lad. I just collected CDs and Vinyl over the years. Only mags or shit like that I have are stuff the label I ordered from just included for fun. The mags I used to buy as a sprog was for vidya, and I don't have any of them anymore either sadly.

>seans social worker thinks volunteer work will help his MENTAL ELF
among no wonder hhl got free ride lol. blokes a drug addicted psychopath

>>81841814
>among no wonder
indeedily.

>>81841785
i'll still be here, i'll just have to find a different general to post in

>>81841446
some lush guitar stuff my lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSOU8js9ID0

>>81841765
Did you ever watch lost?

These are my favourite 2 scenes ever, both from the same wepisode

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KPvL1l3bBWo

https://youtube.com/watch?v=axwXVe-ARm8

>>81841614
Sorry, I used to be a poster here 5 years ago when my life was in the shitter
Came back just to vent, fellow normies just don't get it

>>81841808
Hoe many vinyl/CD do you own? I used to have a few hundred CDs but got rid of them years ago which is funny as I now have over 1500 Blu-rays. I feel like lossless streaming for music is bretty good though. Actually found my old MP3 player today that was rockbox modded.

tfw I'll go down as the most influencial britfeel poster of all time.

>>81841785
How long you been here now. 2 years? Quite a newbie but one of the best posters we had

no one will remember you sean. you will choke on your own vomit with shitty pants filled with shit all in your cold bedsit a lonely sad virgin.

>>81841793
You in the midlands? I could drop off 92 bong in an envelope somewhere and let you collect it once I'm gone

>>81841845
>Hoe many vinyl/CD do you own?
I have to keep a fucking spreadsheet as I've bought albums I already owned by accident multiple times.
I assume it's similar with the DVDs for you unless you're megabrained.

I won x
Helper's world won x
Sunderland won x
Flamingo Land won x
England won x

Cheers x

>>81841850
Kek, I remember thinking that you'd literally made the last ever post in /britfeel/ that night

another year passed by sean and no achievements or memories made with a significant other. no just a string of takeaways and benders. what a winner.

Is Sandy/Biggleswade anon in? I was there yesterday and thought of you lol

Reckon that Welper will start Naziposting by 1am and be banned by 3am me.

So I'll be real lads, I've only lurked here for like 2 months tops.
I just filtered HHL within a week and the most influential posters are BLad, Eva, Cheeka, and Crossy.
Crossy is the only one I care about as I want him to post pictures of him in girls clothes but the fucker wont do it cos he's a pussbag.

>>81841882
Nice I have a spreadsheet and a wishlist in Notion as well. I think I've accidentally grabbed something in the charity shop I already had a few times but generally I don't need to double check unless it's an obscure foreign film or something as I never remember the titles. What's your favourite in your collection?

>>81841893
Tell us about your achievements and memories made big man. Could do with a good LARP

>>81841918
lost weight and saved up some money I have also cleared my last bit of debt on my credit card. happy chappy if I say so myself! also got trip to canada booked with two mates next year

>>81841946
HHL might have literally done that too.

>Booked a trip to Canada

HHL has been to
>Iceland
>Ukraine
>Poland
At least

>>81841904
Duplicates only really happen as a rarity, usually when pissed or if I made a mistake in the spreadsheet. Think there's one album I own 3 copies of somehow, but that's the worst it got.
As for favourite, it depends. I obviously have some of my favourite albums on vinyl, but they are just the vinyl. I prefer the shit that comes with gimmicks or stories. One came with a hipflask full of unknown alcohol, which suits the vibe of this general. One came with blood samples of the band members. Another came with a silver pendant that claims to be 80 euro but really cant be. Others just included a nice handwritten note of like "thanks for listening" or weird shit like "thanks, LIVE SLOW!!!!" which does stand out to me.

My favourite, as boring as it is, is the first one I bought. Long story, but it's an album that means a lot to me and I only wanted it as it had a bonus track I couldn't find a download for online due to it being a sort of "cult classic" album.

Do you get that kinda shit with blu-rays or whatever? Like gimmicks and merch to go along with it. I assume there's "collector editions" maybe with artbooks, but not random gubbins?

>>81841962
sure you have sean. sleep well mate!

>>81841946
How is that any better than HHL wumfying it up?

>I've been abroad me, I've been to Iceland's
Lmfao

>>81841918
I bought a decent house with a relatively low mortgage and knocked 10 grand off that mortgage in the first year.
Is that even an achievement? "In slightly less shitty debt that most"

Wait a fucking minute.

Did HHL and Shout go to Ukraine on the same trip? Or was that just coincidence?

>>81841985
>drugs and alcohol addiction
>sitting in his bedsit alone
or
>setting goals and working hard to achieve them
>being social and a good friend
>working an ok job to earn money and save up

yeah boggles the mind lad you are right haha

Might have to put the ol' waptop away if I do decide to open that wokkle of wodka tonight. Can't risk a repeat of that fateful Friday night in March

>>81841802
Oh yesh the white mice is luvly n the pink mice Nd i like the pink pigs like whats known in M&S as percy pigs but they make me sick faster if i eat too many

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/66669566/#q66670388

Prophetic

>>81842002
But your goals are shit? It's just "lose weight and stop spending like a mong".

>>81842005
and deprive your beekeepers of quality content? For shame

>>81842014
I can see you are trolling lad! have fun!

There are lots of genuine things you can mock HHL for, unemployed dosser, cocaine addict, long neck, whatever. But to call him unintelligent is laughable. He's way above average and it makes the person insulting him look a fool when they claim otherwise. Best to just stick to mocking his neck and leave the ridiculous claims to one side

>>81842031
Alright oseph lad. How are th comics

might upload a tune I've been working on if that's ok with you de lads?

>>81842008
My mum used to know somebody who worked in Woolworths in the 90s. And she said that rats often ate the sweets and shit in the sweet buckets. It was their job before the store opened to check the sweets to see if there werent any rat shit in there. Grim.

no one knows

which way we are going

reminder for the sweaty ones x

>>81842009

>them replies saying nothing ever happens

Kek how many times do I have tell you lids, I'm literally never wrong. The news is basically a script. We're living in a Truman Show style reality, everything plays out like a script and if you follow the news enough you can see exactly what is gonna happen next.

>>81841972
Yes mate I have a fucking stack of art cards, posters and slipcases I don't know what the fuck to do with. I try not to buy a more expensive version if there's a cheaper standard release but as you say sometimes it is tempting. My favourite extras are books that come with essays and details about the films.
My Godzilla box set is ridiculous. A massive fucking coffee table book that the discs are a pain in the arse to even get out but it is cool. The Shawscope sets I have are really extravagant too and my Zatoichi set which was probably my most expensive along with the Godzilla.

>>81842068
Sean clings to world wars and the Truman Show because the truth is too heavy to hold.

If a war starts then nothing matters. If bombs fall then no one asks what you did with your life. No one asks why you never worked or loved or tried. In a broken world he could be something just by surviving. In ruins he might not feel like a ruin himself.

The Truman Show means he is not a failure he is a character. If he is being watched then his pain has meaning. His shame is part of a story. His boredom is a plot point. He is not alone he is surrounded by hidden eyes waiting to see what he will do next.

It means he was chosen not forgotten.

He needs that idea because without it there is only silence. Only the same chair the same stains the same dull light through the same curtain.

Fantasy is the only thing that lets him feel real. And even that is starting to fade.

wee bit of OC from me my lids x
https://voca.ro/1iyKEUQCwtKd

>>81842090
You're literally a nobody and just seething you'll never be as important as HelperLad

>>81842081
Yeah nice lad. We are materialistic creatures init.
The main one I hold up high for "I paid too much for this" was this shit. Think I posted it before even.

I passed an exam for work, wanted to reward myself, and honestly I couldn't fucking resists the "letter opener" for "a shit gimmick I want to own".
Turns out it's one of the nicest bits in the collection. The box is proper nice.

Venezuelans know the score x

Just phoned in sick to work, nice couple of days off de lids.

>>81842116
Time to get on the wumf train

>>81842090
Sean will throw a right cheese mealty over this lad ffs

Intellectually intimidated by Helpers presence

25th July.

Only those who know

>>81842153
don't think that fella's done a single thing to indicate a notable level of intellect

HHL is incredibly humble. He could crush every single person here like a gnat, yet he mercifully toys and tease with you, nothing more, even the worst of seethie weethies

>>81842100
This playing and rain hitting the window. Very nice lad, feeling chilled tae fook pal.

Shoutout to all the UK drinkers x

It Tuesday x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAqzpzsNpfY

>>81842132
If I want to return to work on Thursday I have to call in before midday tomorrow, going to call in tomorrow in the afternoon saying I feel better so I can't start again before Friday. Nice couple of days off doing fuck all on full pay.

>>81842149
>mealty

>>81842156
I only got 5 scratchcards this year winning a total of 2 bong. Sad!

>>81842170
glad to help you feel womfy pal and thanks for the kind words

I am ready for the final happening x

Eating a Toby Carvery in York, while Ebin interviews me, his boom occasionally coming uncomfortably close to my face

Ngl I loved that whole drone/orb/UAP happening back in December. I hyped it up to fuck on /pol/. Was a pretty kino month with them Syria happenings as well. I was in the /sg/ thread when Assad's plane was livetracked takign off from Damascus and for a good hour everyone thought it got shot down lmfao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MgXraCB4js

>>81842262
You pull so many of the strings on /pol/ that someone from Trumps team has probably seen your stuff

>>81842262
You really wanna miss out on all that for the low cost of like 2 quid a month? Nah King Bee, buy the pass.

>>81842100
Rly nice x

weel wough was wuck we

I think the Biden administration came very close to greenlighting some sort of fake alien invasion in December 2024 but backed down at the last minute.

Ngl I would have supported it. I don't give a fuck if it's fake. I'd just enjoy the chaos.

I prefer HHL with his honest life more than the stuck up wankers who come here to boast or whatever
>Got a mortgage haha
>Going to Canada haha
D-do you guys think I'm cool yet when I brag on a board shared by incels and neets?!

HHL literally setting the agenda on Wikipedia and /pol/ around the clock. He is incredibly influential. He just chills here for a bit of shitposting occasionally and people have the audacity to call him a nobody

>>81842307
it's not even impressive stuff to brag about either. They aren't achieving anything of merit. They aren't pushing themselves to the limit physically or mentally. It's just basic bitch normgroid slop. No one is jealous of it, it's redditposting.

>>81842291

That be me tomorrows. Feel like just getting wissed now classic HHL style.

>>81842284

We'll see de lid, not promising anything thoughs.

>>81842283

I've probably shitposted with Elon Musk and several high profile figures at this point. Been on 4chan since 2011.

>>81842290
thank you crossy my lid, very kind x

>have Jewish friends
>Never discuss the conflict coz don't want them to feel obliged to have an opinion
>They start ghosting me after I bring up loosely related topics
>Find out that it's been making them really uncomfortable
>Ask why
>Some shit about feeling oppressed and having to defend themselves
>Remind them it only became a thing because they started ignoring me
>Get accused of making assumptions about them and now they feel unsafe
>I literally asked what was wrong and this is how they react

Wtf

>UK DRINKERS
>IT TUESDAY

yes sean it is a weekday and most normal men are in bed with their partners post shag falling asleep.

Grim grim virgin indeed x

If the penny hasn't dropped yet it never will. HHL claiming to be the protagonist of the Truman show is a sleight of hand. He's not the protagonist, he's the director

>>81842307
And yet those things are more of an achievement than 99% of the posters here including (you).

remember when hhl started drunkenly doxxing all the lids in here late one night? was scary x

>>81842360
Really is Welpers world.

>>81842328
Yeah it's embarrassing

>>81842362
Going on holiday isn't an achievement mate lmao

>>81842360
Penny doesnt drop for HHL till the dwp says so lmao

>tfw still have loads of random Anti-Obama memes saved on me waptop since my old Twitter days from like 2012

Kek I'm a digital hoarder so I can't ever delete them even though they're redundant af now.

>>81842371
>Going on holiday isn't an achievement mate lmao
Not really, but in the relative comparison of most people posting here, it still exceeds them.

>show 50 women your cock
>get fired from masterchef
>yell NIGGER
>get fired from masterchef
bro wtf

>>81842349
Come on lads seriously wtf am I in the wrong here?

>PUH-LEASE (YOU) MY SHIT BAIT THAT NEVER HAPPENED
Sad init

>>81842329
I've gotten 2 replies on Elons supposed AMAs, but what's far more impressive is the chance of just shitposting with him anonymously in a random thread.

I know for a 100% fact Nick Griffin and at least one former Tory MP are regulars on /pol/, I occasionally see posts I'm 95% sure are Nick.

Beyond that there are probably loads more that are unconfirmed. Fairly sure Callum (Brittanica on YouTube) was a regular in /britfeel/ itself

It Welpers World. He'll be known forever as the king of /britfeel/. Might get on that wuppagrind in honour of him this evening x

>>81842409
No this quite literally happened tonight dickhead and I'm too autistic to figure out if I'm wrong or they are

>>81842360

>HHL claiming to be the protagonist of the Truman show is a sleight of hand. He's not the protagonist, he's the director

sean just scrolling his laptop library as its all he has to show for 40 years of life

well that and the net negative he has contributed to his local community and society

>>81842428
I'd legit miss him if he ever left. Just wouldn't be the same. Same goes with Shippy and the other dollyfags too.

>>81842375
Howled at this so much. I just have this image of IDS literally hovering his mouse over the 'transfer' button at the DWP

>>81842451
I'd honestly find this thread about 20x better.

>>81842440
cringiest thing you have done so far sean

Nothing that ever happened on this shit website mattered anyway. Oh I posted with le Elon! It's like someone on Albert Square pleased with themself because they had a pint with Phil Mitchell. At the end of the day it's all just EastEnders.

Right fine then don't help thanks a fucking bunch tossers

Fuck it time for some Steps x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4

>>81842475
Cheese MEALTY!!!!

>>81842451
>I'd legit miss him if he ever left.
Me too. I'm sad when he's banned. These threads are a lot shitter without him. Just a bunch of failed normies bragging about going on holiday or whatever even though their childhood was spent on 4chan all day long.

>>81842475
Don't help with fake bait made by faggots like you.

>>81842479
Fuck are you talking about knob head?

lmao you mention going to Canada with your mates and the mong sean shits his pants haha

>>81842505
>"ive left the house before mate"
>offtrip HHL has a fucking melty
sad init

>>81842394
PC gone mad!

Omg guys Trump posted Pepe! Some people just never moved on from 2016.

samefagging seethemong at it again

>>81842493
Lad it's not fucking fake. I know you find the concept of friends to be alien and scary, but some of us do have them

>>81842107
Yeah I was admiring your letter opener the other day. Is it sharp? Might be a good concealed weapon, kek.

Could order a cheeky late night wizza or webab wraps in tonight if I want corr x

>>81842100
Saved for stormy nights!

>>81842525
Nah fuck no, just some blunt designed for removing glue.
I don't live in London or up north, no need for a stabbin implement.

>>81842536
Get a cheeky webab in de lid

what's a job i can do one day a week, and what can i reasonably expect to make?

Time for an ice cold glass of Dandelion and Burdock I reckon, lids. Need to go shop in the morning to get my Flash dust magnet refills and some food. Maybe a new pair of shorts. The world is my metaphorical oyster.

>>81842558
>d and b
corrrr lush that

>>81842539
Fair enough. Think a letter opener would actually be useful considering the amount of them I rip open like a wild animal.

>>81842553

Don't think I'm wungry enough for a full-blown webab tonight de lid.

>>81842575
I've not used it. Only letters I get are for the twat who lived here before me, or the lib dems trying to tell me they're a real party.
Just for the giggle of feeling like a posh enough cunt to use a letter opener when in reality a long nail or fucking butter knife does the job in much the same way.

>>81842537
lush x
I have added vocals to it but honestly think I prefer the vibe of it as an instrumental

Coor brings back memories it does. Memories of simpler times. Just sat in the living room back in the 1990s with me ma and pa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LkB4j5hYiw

It end of an era x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Kt-n91QDI

The internet is run from Sunderland x

On that blue WKD now 2007 style x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjZ2zwXbta4

>>81842383
corrr you were a top player back then. if only things had gone a little differently.

you still running for mayor? give Kim McG a run for her money?

>>81842611
I'm glad you did instrumental first, I can get lost in my own thoughts to this without the influence of your words. Thank you for sharing.

Not feeling good about the UK these days. Feels like if you aren't born into a family with connections you're basically gonna be waging until you're at least 60. Even being on 30 grand doesn't feel like much with the cost of living.

>>81842690
thank you for listening! yeah I also didn't really want my voice to be on britfeel kek

remember the days where the mother looked after the kid at home and the father worked and put bread on the table just working at a basic job x

>>81842745
How It should be feminism (Jews) ruined everything

>>81842745
it's the life i would have wanted maybe.
but they took it from us, i think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk

Feel a strong sense of relief after removing the last of me smackhead mates off me socials. Now I just have to keep me distance and I'm kushty.

>>81842764
>>81842755
its mad to me how jobs like mcdonalds or a cafe used to be jobs that teenagers did to get job experience before moving up to careers. but but nowadays you got people of all ages doing these type of jobs that were typically for younger people. lots of foreigners doing em now while young people just sit at home wanking

>>81842809
Are you not gonna get lonely lad? I had a set of mates whose Friday and Saturday night was just doing ket at home and getting monged out. I stopped hanging out with them cause I cannot be bothered but now I don't have any mates cause they were the only ones I knew from high school. Sad to see the state of them really. Bit lonely now without them.

>>81842809
You'll get there eventually lad. Just have to keep a low profile for a while until he stops pestering you

I don't understand how to get jobs, and no one will explain it to me

I'm genuinely considering a hot water bottle tonight

>>81842832
Have a good CV and apply online and hope. I think you'll need to send like 100+ CVs before you get even one response these days. Especially if theyre basic minimum wage jobs.

A depression sleep coming on strong is it not, it is indeed.

>>81842866
Doubley especially if all you've got are shit school exam results. Let's be honest, most of the lads here are fucked and hopeless

>>81842827

I'll make new better frens. These fuckers just drag me down in life. Bunch of pint pinchers man.

>>81842887
Ye maybe lad but it's not everyones fault desu. I didn't have a good childhood but I still managed to get 11 GCSEs A-C.

>>81842743
Do you have a title for this, I can edit the meta in the mp3 so it shows as what you've named it when I play on my lappy or Kodi box?

>>81842866
That's too hard. I don't even know what CV is.
AAAAAAA, JUST GIVE ME A JOB
FUCKING JEWISH HUMILIATION RITUALS

I forgot to say if you post more I will listen!

>>81842887
They gave me a bunch of OCNs in spacker school. I just don't know if they're worth anything.

>>81842904
I got 2 C's, 3 or 4 D's and the rest I did so bad they didn't finish marking them.

Me? Really like old 1990s anime aesthetics. Reminds me of the good old days. Why was everything so much easier and simple before the internet and social media x

Getting on the wodka after this WKD x

Fuck it x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9luN5EfkTo

>>81842928
Fucks an OCN?

>>81842973
How much do you weigh these days?

>>81842905
>>81842918
I've called it "Morning" for now. Yeah I'm slowly getting back into recording stuff so hopefully will have more to post in the near future. really glad you enjoyed it de lad x

For me?

It's the 1974 Jean and the Beanstalk. One the most mental films ever made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otHVQVdcvIM

>>81842973
Keep it womfy, lid

Hash Brown Hash Brown

>>81842975
Open College Network, apparently?
I don't know what any of this means.

>>81842973
best drunk actor there has ever been

>>81843007
HHL comes close lmao x

He getting drunk again because he deserve the dopamine hit after saying he'll do some volunteer work. Full on melty soon and back to his usual ways.

>>81842998
Thank you for posting this image.

>Help Ivy Escape Their Abuser
>I'm an ace lesbian artist, and I'm fundraising to move out of an abusive, unsafe home.
etc

just some GoFundMe i've come across and the whole thing is basically "my mum is homophobic and i want to move out". horrible words she can't repeat on the internet, oh no.

won't link it, it's not doing well, $0 of $10,000. but does this work? can you just ask the internet for money, because you want to move out, and people get money?

Keep watching YouTube reactslop
Dunno why
Very pointless genre

>>81843055
him and ssm are so similar it's uncanny. it truman show.

>>81842993
Nice! I added my own art as the cover, hope you don't mind.

>>81842866
My siblings and relatives are cunts for not hooking me up with a job

AAAAA, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET A JOB, AND I'M HAVING AN EPISODE

Sean dreams of wars and disasters because catastrophe would finally explain his emptiness.

If the city sank underwater, no one would ask why he never learned to swim. If the grid failed, no one could see how dim his life had become. The dark would hide the emptiness of his days, the cold would justify staying frozen in place. Disaster would mean his numbness made sense.

Without a catastrophe, Sean is the catastrophe. He is the storm that never breaks, the tremor that never arrives. A permanent holding of breath, living as if on pause, terrified to learn there's nothing more.

He searches his reflection for cameras that aren't there, listens to walls hoping whispers leak through. But no eyes watch him. No hidden viewers, no secret script. He's not special, not chosen. Just alone, invisible even to himself.

Without fantasy, all Sean has left is waiting. Waiting for something, anything, that can make sense of the nothing he's become.

But nothing happens. Nothing ever does.

You lads ever wonder what happened to people in your life? Or people you used to know online? Facebook must be like a digital graveyard now with all the accounts active from dead people.

Feeling a bit retrospective tonight x

>>81843089
looks lush that does x

>>81843086
Early days of YouTube were GOATed with the big titty reply girls.

Let's get fucked up x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgKoAAQPJ0g

>>81843118

Cope and seethe x

UK Collapse era in full swing x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WgKubW5Z0o

sad pathetic rat mong almost 40 and this is your life. only thing in collapse is you pal hahahahahahahahaha

>>81843235
>UK Collapse era in full swing
why do you think that mate?

>>81843122
I really like these cat photos that you post with a wide fish eye lense. Im not sure if its you or somebody else but you have posted a few of them over the months that ive been here. Thank you.

Sean lusts after foreign wars because someone else's suffering makes his emptiness smaller.

On grainy footage from broken cities, he feasts like a parasite, savoring each shattered building and lost face. The bloodshed lets him forget his own bloodlessness, the distant screams drown the silence of his room. When bombs drop somewhere far away, Sean feels briefly alive. Safe, but close enough to tragedy to steal its gravity.

He wants the world burning because the light from distant fires is brighter than the pale glow of his own existence. The dead in their thousands justify his quiet decay. Atrocities overseas mean no one notices the atrocity he's become.

His life is empty, flat, meaningless. But war gives him a shadow of purpose. Witnessing chaos is easier than confronting his own ruin. He doesn't wish to end suffering. He only wishes he could trade places with those who suffer meaningfully.

But wars end, footage fades, bodies are buried. And when the screen goes dark, Sean is left staring at his own reflection, damned to die without ever knowing what it feels like to be loved and respected.

>>81843244
Sean is nowhere near 40 you mong. Can you not tell how old people are? That photo he posted last week, does that look like a 40 year old? Munter.

>>81843140
Oi you fucking prick I asked how much you weigh in at these days

>>81843269
Cheers lad. Here's big steppa

>>81843118
>If the grid failed, no one could see how dim his life had become
Enjoyed this one

>>81843285
He's in his 30s you mong nearly 40.

>>81843140
Feegiegrind

https://youtube.com/watch?v=q0SyUgw98tE

>>81843266

Wake up and see the writing on the wall de lid. Shit's garn hit the fan soon enough. There's a reason millionaires are leaving the country en masse right now.

>>81843335
I assume he is between 30-32. Nowhere near 40 you utter fat little black spastic.

Sean is almost 40. Some people say he isn't. He is. He's definitely almost 40, no matter how many say he doesn't look it. He's almost 40 even if no one believes him, even if they shake their heads gently, as if kindness could rewind years.

He is almost 40, no matter how long he pretends he's not. The mirror knows, the calendar knows, the ache in his back and the gray hairs hiding among the dark ones, they all know. Almost 40. Even if they say he looks younger, even if they say he has plenty of time left, the truth remains unchanged.

Almost 40, and still nothing. Almost 40, and still sitting in the same chair, under the same dim bulb, wondering why the years vanished. Almost 40, and time's quiet violence has taken everything he never tried to hold.

Some people still tell him he doesn't seem it, but they're lying or mistaken or blind. He is almost 40, inescapably so, undeniably, relentlessly, irreversibly. He can repeat it, deny it, bargain with it, but he knows, deeply, finally, bitterly.

Sean is almost 40, and that's all he will ever be: almost something, but never quite enough.

>>81843271

>being interested in current events is a bad thing

Fuck off NPC x

Helper back and the general goes to shit as usual thanks to one narcissistic mong. You were literally saying a day ago and today you were off the booze but now you're on it again. Seek help because your "social worker" clearly isn't helping enough.

>obsessing over online people this much

He's truly been done, by his own mind.
Hahaha.

>>81843388

I get job and watch Eastenders everyday. I become happy normie. I don't care what happen in Ukraine or Gaza x

>>81843424
Trip on nappy mong shitty nappy poo poo mong. Go and molest some more kids at Flamingo Land you complete and utter pedophile.

I feel terrible. Hopefully beddenburgh will solve this. Goodnight to everyone except the twolls.

>>81843438
>he doesn't realise it's me shippy

Buffoon.

Nah jokes aside the pisshead Phil Mitchell arc was kino thoughs x

Last time Eastbenders was any good x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LrMiM4NfBI

Corr, mid week melty.

>>81843455
All of that also applies to Shippy though

>>81843473
Why not post your borechive copy pasta?

We all HHL era in life x

GIVE ME A JOB

GIVE ME A JONB

AAAAAAA

AND A FANNY TO TOUCHJ
AWOOOOOOO

Knocking back this wodka nows x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WgKubW5Z0o

I'm just going to walk up to peopl eoutside and start talking to them. I'm this close
YOU HAVE SHUT ME OUT OF SICETY FOR TOO LONG

Let's stand of ceremony here, Mr Welper x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDuetklFtDQ

I'm lonely but I don't get on with most people. It's a curse.

NIGGERS
TALK TO ME
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS

>>81843434
Why should I give a shit what happening in some European shithole thousands of miles away. Not my pig not my farm.

At the end of the fucking day Britain owes me a living. Simple as x

>>81843620
Nothing wrong with being low IQ. That's just the way it is, some people are intelligent others not so much

>>81843620

Alright m8 pipe downs nobody gives a flying fuck what you care about x

I would have worked all me life if it wasn't for me autisms x

>>81843650
Hey Gooseneck pull that red string for me I can smell your filled nappy from here

>>81843671
30+50;years ago were ere just eccentric and fully accepted in society. Now the shut us off, but have to pay billions in bennies

>>81841086
faggot.
I get banned too frequently to care about a pass and capcha is just 5 letters.
retard.

>>81841793
hes trying to help you lad, you should take the offer.

>>81841067
is 4chan gonna do that faggy shit?
Should be easy to just google "uk passport" or some shit and just upload a random image
I am just gonna use tor for when I need to wank, dont use anything else but 4chan that has adult content

>>81843671
Is it really the golden ticket as SSM would say? How many lads here dont work while claiming bennies for autism?

>>81843695

You work so I can live you mong. Garn do some more hours at the office wagiemong.

I believe in Welper.

>>81843729

At end of day I didn't choose be borns x

I get ADHD diagnosis soons x

>>81843737

Based.

Believe in Welper's world x
Believe in Flamingo Land x
Believe in me x

And you will be on the winning side of history x

>>81843731
Little lad I've fucked and you haven't. My big hard dick has been inside a hot, wet pussy and your little shrimp dick never has. Isn't that right, you loser? And I bet it turns you on too, hearing me say this. Call me daddy from now on little lad, and maybe I'll let you lick my big dick clean after I fuck next time.

>>81843746
You might be on the waiting list for a long time lid. Every Tom dick and Harry wants a ADHD diagnosis now a days.

NATO bombers over that Flamingo Land x

Anti-aircraft forces hard at work defending our skies x

>Little lad I've fucked

>>81843779

> My big hard dick has been inside a hot, wet pussy and your little shrimp dick never has. Isn't that right, you loser?

Kinda ngl x

>>81841211
>no pushback
Do you actually understand how democracy works?
Its a sham.
When people start realizing they cant just open a tube porn site and have to doxx themselves then there will be some pushback but what do you think will happen?
When, ever has a fucking petition ever done anything!
Its MPs who have voted this in.
Its all a scam to doxx people even harder but normies had no issue doxxing themselves to fakebook so most with non weird fetishies will probably doxx themselves to pornhub too.
Retards like that cant into tor, proxies or VPNs

Few more wodkas then might crash out x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfPMlmmQaU

Little lad, I have fucked,

>>81843818
Good girl, good girl. Now lick mummy juice off daddy.

M8 ngl there are actual alpha couples I could worship. I'm not gonna worship some random faggot on britfeel lmfao x

>>81843877
Sounds quite NONCEy, lad.

>>81843910
dont get into cuck shit lad its pathetic. I've got a small willy and I would never let another man cuck me I'd twat him

>>81843910
They would never want anything to do with you though

>>81841524
You can do like 15 hours paid work on the sick and still get your bennys. Something like that, Might be 12 hours, called permitted work.

>>81843910
You would rather worship a guy who wears his baseball cap the wrong way around?

>>81843925
It ain't about the size of the boat lad it's the motion in the ocean

>>81843925
You would not have a choice

Thousands of hot girls are pandering to my fetishes and it's lush x

HHL literally away wanking now, that gay lad provoked it

>>81843953
>You would not have a choice
Yes I would. If he was a bigger lad than me I'd just get a baseball bat

Look at these middle class scumbags supporting terrorists. Disgusting. Boils my blood. Arrest the lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UKGxq0pnBI

>femdom girls thinking they're in control when I pay them to basically satisfy my fetishes

Lmfao x

SICK OF IR
SICK OF IT
AGFDFHDJGJ
GIVE ME A;;LL TYE THINGS I WANT
FUVJ
SHIT
ARSE
NIGGGER

>>81843997

Nah, I'm still just monging out. Probably had too much to drink to wank tonight. I'll spill my loser goo when I sober up in t' morning.

>>81844016
The best thing you could do is beat him up after he cucked you. But by then it would be too late

Fucking howling at that little lad thing. Fucking hell. Anon acting tough only to backfire in his face both barrels.

It's over x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzo-EL_62fQ

>little lad
>shrimp dick
>call me daddy

I have basically become some freaks fetish. Oh aye x

People need to realize I literally can't be defeated. I can switch things up at anytime.

I decide what's "cool" and "based" and "cringe".

I have mastered the internet. Even when I'm clearly in the wrong I'll just deny it anyway.

>>81844101
>>81844132
I noticed a while ago that alcohol gives you the power to basically own anyone. Wokey even more so.

Helperlad was raped by his dad Pat Mustard. That's why he is the way he is and why he always lubes his cock with milk before he goes for the littleuns.

Get in x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzTQZrbboHE

Fuck the middle class.

These fuckers were the most pro-HHL of all actors in hollywood and they got canned.

Fuming x

Helper why don't you try being normal and nice for a change and people might stop calling you a pedo.

The middle class doesnt even exist anymore. Middle class in 2000s would be like 35k/year. Now it's 60k per year to be "middle"

Bit of Waty Werry x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE

>tfw no australian girlfriend

Fuck the middle classes x

>>81844240
They do but they all live in major cities or the countryside.

Ngl am a bit wissed nows x

THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION LED TO ME

I AM THE FUCKING FUTURE X

Wasting your life on here. No better life out there. :(

Been pushed suicides all me life x

British women want me dead x

stuff the police
coming straight from the un'erground

They want to snuff out autistic lads like me and Crossy.

NHS are in on it. Women seem to be mostly behind it.

>>81844337
>No better life out there.
There is but you have to be lucky to have been born a part of it. I just drive past a rich estate near me and I look at the size of the houses filled with Porsches or Land Rovers. A lot of it is generational wealth. Like their grandparents were lawyers or some shit and left them 800k of life savings when they died.

>>81844285
Corrrrr! What a whore! I bet Eva is nice and pale like that with tiny tits.

bought a big bag of chocolate buttons the other day and just realised they are dark chocolate. fucking rank

Britain's most taboo secret is that British women (and to a lesser degree men) have a fetish for snuffing out Britain's disabled and mentally ill men.

That's why autistic lads get abused to fuck in "care homes".

>>81844395
Think that's just you cause you're a special little mongboy. Can't wait until you get liver failure you little weasel.

HelperLad i may not always agree with you
i may have even been a member of the gangstalkers out to push you to suicide
but i'll say this: if the day comes that they DO get to you, i will not rest until your work is completed.

>>81844395
its not a fetish mate. people just hate autistic people in general

Everything is a humiliation ritual nowadays.

>>81844390
i like dark chocolate because it's better, but unwanted-chocolates pro tip: melt them into milk, have a nice hot chocolate. or even a mocha.

HHL maybe the way you see people as these discrete categories like they're some kind of Jedi or Sith type groups, and you even identify very strongly with a few aspects of your own identity, perhaps this is why you hold views people find bigoted and those other people don't

>>81844419

Based gangstalker x

>>81844381
She's not a whore. She's a Christian lass...even has a bible in her room. Eva is probably very mid because beautiful girls make videos.

>>81844454
Nah you're just overthinking it de lid. I just enjoy roleplaying as a mentally ill NEET. In reality, I'm boringly sane af.

>>81844479
you arent a mentally ill autistic neet?

>>81844369
True lad. I wish my dad was rich. Sadly just your average tradie wagie.

Fuck it is it really a classic welper wiss up if this doesn't get posted at least once

My fucking choon x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

>>81844479
This is why people hate you because you're a grifting cunt.

>>81844395
That's not true. no one has ever had sex with me

>>81844519

And I'll get away with it as well.

Cheers x

I don't know why he likes old, eggless hags so much.

Seen some fat white women with mixed kids the other day. Made me feel sick.

Why are there muslims everywhere these days in my town? I'm not kidding. They outnumber whites in the parks.

>>81844573
Not that troll but do you actually not have a disability?

Why work when the country is being destroyed by immigration? Why work when you won't get a relationship because working any job is never enough? Why work when poverty wages means you still live the same life now with your parents? Got to be mental if you want to waste 8 hours a day working.

>>81844501
My dad works at Tesco and he's 60 lol. Like my family are just all poor and I rolled the dice wrong when I was born to them. I love them but I still feel bitter at times knowing there were people in high school who had rich parents. I had a friend back then who got hired right out of school by his dad and now he owns the company his dad did.

It's just not fair really but what can you do

Well can't post on me laptop because fucking VIRGIN media has gone down.

Fuming x

>>81844657
I'd be fuming too lad. Maybe its a sign to go bed x

>>81844640
I was talking to a lad whose parents are both unemployed the other night. That's grim. Maybe at least you can get some good Tesco perks. The thought of working in a supermarket depresses me.

more ads for this longer helper melty

>>81844661

It cut off as soon as I was gonna post a Hitler speech

Never mind it back on again

HEIL FUCKING HITLER X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G38EhpozVrI

BRITISH PEOPLE HELP YOURSELF

I WAS ONE OF YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C87cQvdjuFc

reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1m0ddaq/secondary_schools_in_england_to_tackle_incel/

How do we tackle Englands incel culture lads?

BRITISH EQUALITY AND PEACE IN EUROPE X

>>81844729
Give lads regular sex.

THE STRUGGLE BETWEEN THE PEOPLE AND THE HATRED AMONGST THEM IS BEING NURTURED BY VERY SPECIFIC INTERESTED PARTIES

CHEERS X

Hitler was right about everything and anyone who disagrees is NPC scum x

It's simple as that.

Fuck your capitalism. Fuck your Apple and McDonalds and sponsorships and Jewish-approved "dream lives".

Fuck you x

Imagine if Sydney Sweeney said the things I say. Her career would be finished.

Jews have total control of Western society. Cheered on by non-Whites who only have to gain by Whites losing.

America = Truman Show bullshit

Fuck your Christianity as well x

Christcucks want a world of mixed people hmmm sounds like a certain Jew fetish.

Fuck that. How about total White supremacy?

All we need is one pro-White state with nuclear weapons. South Africa came close.

If we get that far we get Samson Option the world like Israel.

*sips drink*

A smart game has been played here. A long game. These are crafty people. They know how to manipulate people. They know exactly what to say. They know more than me.

But still they have to deal with the fact they they're ultimately wrong.

Sean, go to bed. youre chattign abslute shite

HelperLad if it is the Truman Show and you are LARPing as an autistic NEET, does that mean it's a Truman Show for someone else? you're one of the 'characters'?

>>81845033

Fuck off loser x

Climate change is mostly driven by the Chinese and Indians x

cyber-false-flag attack by the IDF?

White people aren't perfect by any means. I fucking hate most White people They are scum.

Capitalist scum x

If I could press a button that elimated 90% of humanity but left enough to be a slave force for me and the people I do like I would.

I would press it right now x

>>81845113
there are people even angrier or more nihilistic than you, who would enact horrible tortures on all humanity, or just kill everyone.

me? i'd hand that power off to someone else. you never know how we're being judged for our time here on Earth.

>>81845129

Nope I'm not nihilistic at all. Fuck those "I hate everyone" types. I am 100% discrimatrory me.

Nihilists get the rope too lmfao.

HHL filling his nappy over world politics thinking he knows the score while pretending to be some sort of white saviour in his hovel of a bedsit. Biggest loser in England no wonder he was bullied in highschool because all throughout his life he has acted like a massive cunt

I fucking hate those "I hate everyone equally XD" types me. Fuck off back to 2008 lmfao.

I'm elimating entire races based on my prejudices me x

>>81845155
he is likeable to someone. Steve. his smackhead mates.

Wonder if Sean is a Huggies or a Pampers kind of lad

>>81845170
You aren't eliminating anything you gooseneck cunt. When the time comes you will be hiding behind nubtumbu to change your nappy

>>81845170
you need to calm down lad or you'll be getting another 3 day timeout

HHL might be the most racist person to ever exist.

Bit of Selena Gomez

Fuck the lot x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgT_us6AsDg

Got a cheesestring right next to me here but haven't opened it yet

>>81845196

Bans on tap x

Fuck Israel and Fuck Palestine x

No one care bout me xxx

If was dying in the gutter the people of Sunderland would walk right over me. They hate me. Everyone hates my guts.

>>81845275
is it the sad part of the drunken phase now mate?

Everyone wants me to kill myself.

Especially the royal family. They are evil x

i saw a coat, in Sunderland ,once. someone had left it for anyone homeless/drunk/cold, with a note saying they could take it.

Might as well just kill myself and let the rich fuckers like Kate Middleton and Rishi Sunak be happy x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLlv50gGpgw

Rishi Sunak is a rich and special human x

He is more important than poor scum x

The Royal Famlily fucking despise poor people. Never forget that. They put up with us. They tolerate us. They don't like us.

I'm drunk af so you know it's true. No filter mode lmfao. Can't have it both ways.

Either being drunk is taking 100% bullshit or showing your true colours. Can't be both.

Rishi Sunak wants me to kill myself x

I was nerelt sick there xxx

Been pushedd to suicides

I smx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXnSpDmd2QA

Keep me own lane x

Seth knows the score x

full of poo,chaps

DON'T EVER FUCKING CHALLENGE ME

I AM THE FUCKING KING OF THE KINGS X

>I AM THE FUCKING KING OF THE KINGS

oooh ahhh looks like doxxing to me x

Orcas know the score x

Humanity has been set back 75 years. If they knew the truth there would be rage worldwide x

They have caused so much suffering x

All for money. All for a few "elite families" mostly Jews to be honest. They rule what you call the "Western world". Even Trump can't stand up to them x

>>81845793
Are the two ladies in the background your carers?

There is no doubt about it.

Anyone who has a high IQ knows the score.

Jews are in control. 100%. Not even a doubt a about it. And it's lush. I love the controvesry. I love the awakwardness of it x


I can't explain it x

>>81845885
Is the Allan family part of this elite?

I'm borderline Jew at this point because I love to see White goys squirm with the uncomfortable truth lmfao. It's lush x

>>81845915

Yeah that's my family. Not jewish or muslim scum x

Why do they feel posting pics of me and family is somehow beating me? You're a Jewish online troll and way below me and my family. You are a poison.

>>81845938
Why do your parents live in a sheltered home for vulnerable adults?

I'm from a working-class English family.

And I fucking hate Muslims and Jews

And rich English people. Fuck you all.

Scum ruining the world x

>>81845955

Why are you destroying the world? Why are you pure evil?

Jews and Muslims hate English people.

spacker family from sunderland

Your family are Jewish or Muslim or English middle class scum.

Fuck off and die. You are the reason our country is dying x

Tony Blair stayed in power on Muslim, Jewish and middle-class votes. Never forget.

>>81845995
Says the grifter lol

>>81846012

Fuck you Jewish scum xx

Hitler didn't kill enough of you rats x

Heil the working-classes
Heil the White race
Fuck the Jews
Fuck the Muslims
Fuck race traitors
Fuck the capitalists
Fuck the Americans
Fuck the Arabs
Fuck Chinese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KU7UM3i4qw

SHOVE YOUR CHINESE SPONSORSHIPS UP YOUR JEWISH WHITE TRUMAN SHOW ARSE

FUCK OFF

FUCK HAHAHHAHA HEIL HITLER LMFAO X

>>81846028
Big words from such a tiny mong

WHAT'S THE NEXT IPHONE COMING OUT

FUCK IT FUCK THE JEWS FUCK MUSLIMS FUCK NIGGERS

HEIL FUCKING HITLER LMFAO

I hope the Holocaust happened
I support Burger King x

tiny mong having a melty

HEIL HITLER

I AM UNIRONICALLY RACIST

FUCK ISRAEL. FUCK JEWS. FUCK ALL MUSLISM. FUCK ALL NIGGERS.

HEIL HITLER? WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT? JUST FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING NON-WHITE CUNTS.

HEIL HITLER XXX

ALL BROWNOIDS GET THE FUCKING ROPE.

MUSLIMS AND JEWS ARE BOTH SCUM. YOU'RE BEST BET IS TO ALLY AGAINST US.

FUCK TRUMP. FUCKING FAGGOT. TRYING TO BE SOME TRUMAN SHOW HERO FUCK OFF YOU RICH SCUM. ALL WHITE PEOPLE SECRETELY WANT HITLER SHIT X

racism outside of /b/? better delete these posts, litte lad. jannies say jump, HHL says how high

Bag time? It wednesday

>>81846212
jannies gonna FREAK

Americans sponsered by Apple and mcDonalnds

fucking Truman Show faggots x

Garn beddingtons me

Fuck rich Americans
Fuck Jews
Fuck Muslims

Heil fucking Hitler

Lmfao x

>>81846250
enjoy your trip being banned little laddo.
end of an era x

BAn me I couldn't give a fuck

Fuck Jewish kids and Muslim kids lmfao x

another productive day in the life of the UK chairman comes to an end

>>81846264
bit of a noncey post that

>>81846287

Fuck em all x

Garn beddingtons now

Heil Hitler x

Fuck all sponsorships
Fuck the Truman show
Fuck Israel
Fuck Islam

Listen. I don't care about your Truman Show bullshit. Fuck capitalism. Fuck Labour. Fuck Islam and diversity and all that bullshit.

Just fuck you.

I only care about me and my family. If I could press a button that would eliminate 99.9% humanity I would.

NOW FUCK OFF x

Just collapsed into beddingtons

It's fucking over x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXnSpDmd2QA

I have failed you Britfeeel

I have failed you x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3OtoO5zjjU

>>81846088
>>81846106
>>81846112
>>81846166
>>81846187
>>81846250
>>81846333
Like clockwork, bring on the 4chan ban

>>81846510

From my point of view the jannies are evil x

Does this sound like you or someone you know? I'm trying to find an old friend from this shithole.

>Josh(?)
>Scottish
>poorer family with a very small house
>studied archaeology or something of that sort in 2018-2019 in Glasgow or Edinburgh
>medical issues
>long hair
>into cosplay and warhammer (I think)
>at one point posted your discord on R9K and talked to a Canadian guy for a several months

I'd quite like to talk to you again. Absolutely a long shot but I want you to know that things got better.

Before I'm banned I just want to say for the record that rich people deserve to suffer and the world needs a total revolution.

Fuck the rich. Cheers x

The militaries are all under the control of the rich/governments so our only hope are aliens at this point.

It pathetic but this is where we are @

The bad guys keep winning x

>>81846555
it's a Seethers World lad. They've locked you in a care home so you'll never be able to influence anyone.

>>81846544
i dont know any scots thankfully

>Working class family
>All living in a care home

>>81846571
the great allan paradox

>>81846560

Rich people don't die of cancer x

God I hope aliens come save us

We're being tortured to death

Why won't they help us?

Evil has won x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXsWn9DhF5g

>>81846626
It won long ago de lid. You're the last of a dying breed. Soon your line will die out in care homes as G-d intended.

If I don't wake to find that aliens have taken over the world then it's over.

Evil has won. Earth is lost forever.

God help us all x

>>81846643
1 more week of posting for you little lad

>>81846655

Fuck the rich x

>>81846596
i come from old money and my granddad actually died from cancer

neuer faden bald corr

>>81846716

American Jews and rich Arabs have done you over x

Garn beddingtons nows

Americans are fucking retarded x

Eternal slaves to their Jewish masters x

HHL stays pussy-free so I don't have to

>>81846800
New thread

>>81846800
Nee threadoooo