Thread 81622951

Chillingham Castle edition

haunted by ghosts, this.
Australia lost the cricket because of the ghosts.

Calories on tap

>>81622760
It's another imageboard, pic related

Lots of people from 4chan went there when 4chan was down a couple months ago

>>81622771
Obviously this is not true

>>81622998
Why you posting links to sex trafficking sites specialising in little boys?

oh it lush
https://voca.ro/1aVVDXEGhYGx

anyone stoozing here? maxing out credit cards and it all on for freeeee x

if i was rich i'd do one of those D&D nights in a castle, me.

"you go into the dungeon, and there's a goblin, with a spiky club"
"WE'RE in a dungeon with a spiky club"
"yeah, it's good, isn't it"
- me and my mates (hypothetical)

>>81623014
It's not that you stupid cunt, it's an imageboard, very similar to 4chan.

>>81623026
I dunno lad, I think you might be a nonce

>>81623030
Get tae fuck you fucking moron

>>81623016
you doing alright de lid?

>>81622998
Port scanning malicious site that mines the data of teenage boys.
Fine, not sex trafficking, everything else mentioned in that post is absolutely true though.

>>81623016
Good impression lad made me chuckle

>>81623018
>0% interest rate
the fuck, how does that work? THEY don't know what i'm buying (or i could be sneaky). is it just a calculated risk to them, that some lads will inevitably turn a profit off these loans/credit?

could get a student loan at any age, invest it in crypto or summat. nothing stopping me, except my lack of knowledge.

>>81623016
Expired link?

>>81623066
one of the lads doing his seasidemark impression

>>81623026
all the basedjak stuff is grating, it's just 4chan-acceptable rage comics. and i LIKE people doodling daft lil MS Paint comics.

people took all the "internet politics as ACTUAL politics" stuff too far. i want the internet to be free, you could call that libertarian or even anarchist i guess, but i don't map that back onto laws or civil rights or something. (yeah i'm being hypocritical here, but the "internet side of" it is interesting to me.)

Decided to have a waccies for din dins classic HHL style. Got that Big Wac and chicken mayo x

Gunna have an ice cold cider.

>>81623086
when was the last time you ate a vegetable?

>>81623086
fat fuck holy shit

>>81623092
Sounds ideal x

>>81623092
I made a point to not drink tonight.
Already regret it.

>>81623094
quite clearly some lettuce in the burger lad. wouldn't be surprised if HHL is one of those 'likes gherkins' lids. he eat his veggies

>>81623116
I don't usually drink on a school night but they've been in the fridge for ages. Have a glass filled with ice too.
>>81623113
Cheers

Might have to retire the winter bedding, I was hoping to make it all year round, but I was hot af last night, woke up several times. I hope I still have other bedding.

Washing it down with some fanta worange. Refreshing and delicious as are Mak would say. Oh aye.

>>81623125
I was gunna head to Dunelm this weekend for a lower tog duvet. Sleeping with the fan on is giving me a sore throat.

>>81623125
just put a capful of bleach in the detergent drawer lad, sorts it right out

>>81623155
I'm just going to take the fleece bedding off. Might leave the fleece bedsheet on.
>>81623157
No it doesn't smell. Just warm.

>>81623157
Youl have to explain this one to me

I'm a pretty sweaty person in general desu. After a night of drinking I sweat buckets the night after.

>>81623172
oh
>>81623179
thought he meant something else

>>81623047
It's literally just an imageboard you fucking dunce. Lots of people from 4chan went there when 4chan was down a couple months ago.

>>81623083
Basedjaks can be annoying. But I just mentioned the sharty because lots of people from 4chan went there when 4chan was down.

Started cleaning all my cups with bleach and now all my tea is green.

>>81623195
I know anon, I also visited the site. That is how I know about the port scanning it does.

>>81623195
> lots of people from 4chan went there when 4chan was down.
true even some of the thread regulars (thregs, as i call them)
there have been 'altchans' since the dawn of time, even if you're reinventing the wheel rather than just sticking Wakaba on some domain called 101chan or summat, leaning INTO all the /pol/ and wojak stuff seems like a bad move. even worse than anime, even IF you don't like anime.

i stand by 4-ch remaining the nicest of the bunch, but it's pretty slow and you have to actually browse/lurk/read. just feels like what a message board should be, you know? faster boards are a bit too chatroomy/live. no fucking way is anyone in that /brit/ thread actually reading every post, even at internet-scan-reading speeds.

Would you lads participate in this?
r54.com

>>81623223

participate in what? buying the domain?

my plan is to just find a forum dedicated to heavy metal or gardening or something. something i have no particular interest in, but it happens to have a good community. decent quality of discussion, mods take care of the worst/obvious shit, but people have their fun.

then, i'll just happen to hang out in the Off-Topic subforums all day.
>so mate, what kind of engine does your motorbike have?
>sorry lad i think it's better if we keep that in the MAIN boards, this is the fun, 'the poster above you is a skeleton' thread.

>>81623244
Must have got the URL wrong. Can't remember what the fuck it was now. Anyway it was a site full of degenerate porn challenge rooms.

>>81623251
Just casually hang out in the metal archives and be sure to tell them all that metalcore is real metal.

>>81623258
>rooms
remember flicking through this the last time you/someone posted it. how does it work, then? what are the 'days'? are they for US, like you're meant to be into that porn, on day x, no matter what?

was picturing it as some mad Big Brother house, Saw-trap style thing. would actually be a fun internet experiment if anywhere allows streaming of that stuff.

>>81623269
"its weird cos there's barely any good RABM albums but loads of good NSBM"

>>81623270
Didn't pay for it so no idea to be honest. It seemed like some sort of Big Brother thing where a different day is a different fetish or room or something. Funny enough it was more disgusting than a Saw trap room. Nothing more gruesome than a bunch of ugly old and far people participating in disgusting kink gangbangs.

is there any1 out there in life? x

>>81623287
>lads... asking alexandria is definitely my favourite metal band!

>>81623269
yeah i'd do my bit and research, pick up the bits and pieces by osmosis. in my opinion, nu metal IS a valid form of metal, enough time has passed that you shouldn't gatekeep System of a Down or Limp Bizkit or any of them, i think it's lovely that metal has fusions with other genres.

it's that kind of bluffing that allows you to blend in. i haven't seen any anime made since Madoka Magica, but /a/ would accept me, i'm sure.

>>81623301
No, we are all figments of your imagination

That black historian who just makes stuff up and blackwashes history is on The One Show tonight. WAHEY!

>>81623308
I listen to a lot if extreme metal and have always found those elitists on the metal archive cringe as fuck. I would agree that nu metal is definitely metal, even if it doesn't fit into their bullshit criteria. Hell, even Slayer made a nu metal album.

>>81623334
My favourite was them basically refusing to add Nails for ages. Then when they did add them for one album, they put a note at the top that just reads so passive aggressive of "we added them for this album" which, to me, reads "we were always right before though"

>>81623292
yeah there was pissing and stuff. is the challenge aimed AT the wankers, "push your own taboos!" type stuff? i'm guessing they're monetising it in some way, so it's like a horny pyramid scheme.

one of my old flatmates randomly added me to group chat for daily meditations, every day you did one little thing. started out simple enough: "write down one thing you're grateful for" and all that. but by the second week, the people who were well into it were instructed to go buy an online course, invite 3 of their friends into the chat, that sort of thing.

whether you dress it up in porn or new age nonsense, it's all money-spinning at the end of the day. makes me feel sorry for the AUTHENTIC people well into their porn, or their meditation, or whatever it is ;_;

>>81623355
One of the reasons I stopped hanging about IRL with my old metalhead mates. They were incredibly cringe about this stuff and always giving me shit for listening to genres that weren't exclusively HARDCORE BLACK METAL BAND #9381739.

get em down ya boy

>>81623490
he the creampie king and it a lush

>>81623334
for me it's the symphonic/melodic/power metal stuff, as a teenager i know that lost me cool points with the thrasher types, but fuck it, i like those European bands with catchy albums about dragons and hobbits and such. don't think anyone without a stick up their arse is going to begrudge me that one.

nothing huge but i regret not going to an Alestorm gig about ten years ago. daft event at a students' union, bunch of mates went dressed as pirates, couple of lads turned up as ninjas for jokes. them all having fun together > muggins here being a nofunallowed.jpg stay-at-home dickhead.

(i am a warning to all youths. enjoy your lifetime.)

if i was rich i would spend all day playing fortnite and on discord in china or finland

>>81623527
fortnite is a babies game lol

posted in the old thread

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4chan whole site will get blocked. Ofcom already did this with kiwi farms which is 404 Error for Brits. Kiwi recommends using a VPN or Tor

Almost falling asleep, can't be napping now desu. Might have a shave and do my bedding.
>>81623535
This.

>>81623535
it is living hell on these islands

>The Sarmatians or Alans who were settled in Britain by Marcus Aurelius were settled in the area of Chester and Ribchester, They were put under the command of a Roman general by the name of Artorius Bastus, whose name, Anglicized to Arthur, became associated with the legendary king of the Alans.
>What the Alans brought with them was the Arthurian culture of Chivalry, which is known in Iran as Javanmardi or Farhange Pahlavani.The stories of Guiw and of Kay-Kavus that have survived in the Shahnameh of Ferdowsi are derived from Scythian or Sarmatian legends that were the basis for the development of the legends of Gawain and Kay in Britain.
>Batraz had to pull a sacred broadsword out of a tree and the Sarmatians had a ritual of thrusting swords into the earth or into stones piled into a platform on the earth and then setting up a trial of strength to pull this sword from out of where it had been lodged.
some British legends are Iranian in origin

OOOOOOOOO0000000OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRING WAR BOY

>>81623535
i think crossy mentioned Gab, which i'd only heard about in passing, but the disclaimer they've put up is so reasonable. for all the
>legally binding information notice
>illegal content risk assessment
scary wording, how the hell do you apply that on an INTERNATIONAL internet? a website in the US, or anywhere, has to follow Ofcom's rules? bit daft.

i still think the better move is to just keep hosting your website as normal, rather than go out of your way to put up these country-specific blocks. "i think the Tienanmen Square massacre happened" is supposedly banned in China, what are China actually going to do if i hosted a website saying that and their government told me it's wrong over there?

we need to start a riot against ofcom
they trying to take away our rights in life and no one seems to care

I agree with crossy, we should all meet on pregab. I have a contact, I can sort 30 anons out.

Makaveli and his smackhead mate on the sesh. Get in there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02k-2ZIUsp0

>>81623556
our national saint is some kind of Greek-Palestinian hybrid guy, right? i know we romanticise, Anglicise and Christianise everything, and it's good fun if nothing else.

picrel is an absolutely cracking film. and even in more localised historical quabbles, it's all Welsh. characters called Culhwych and Vylwyd and shite.

>>81623611
>"Why is the clock halfway down the wall lad?"

Very first thing I noticed kek

Shoutout to the UK drinking community
Shoutout to seasidemark
Shoutout to britishbeerdude
Shoutout to davieboy
Shoutout to britfeel

>>81623595
The only thing ofcom can do if 4chan ignores requests as you say its silly, is request UK ISPs to block the website

My life would vastly improve if Ofcom bans 4chan

Ofcom will be knocking on all of your doors with your post history in hand, hope youre ready for that

>>81623682
I don't post racism so I'll be fine

>>81623517
Mate I saw Alestorm WITH DragonForce at my students union and it was one of the most fun gigs I ever went to. Got all of Alestorm's autographs too.

Had a little nap, oh aye

Didn't know Davieboy333 was in jail

>>81623604
i'm not even against censorship, even though the term sounds negative. Ofcom SHOULD serve some purpose: even if it's as straightforward as "what's allowed on telly". we can debate and moan, but something as simple as "don't have loads of swearing before the watershed"? no issue there.

but it's not even a slippery slope any more, is it? this actual law and its real-world implementation is just daft. really comes off like some old men just got a briefing about "the internet" and what them 4chan lads are doing, and they've concluded it shall be banned for the sake of the kiddies.

>>81623728
There's so much wog shit on radio1 for example they should be banning, yet they go for 4chan of all things

>>81623714

>Davieboy333 was in jail

First I'm hearing of this. What happened lid?

Helper why don't you start a new YouTube channel? I think you'd make a good auditor. Or just your everyday life like SSM.

>>81623744
>weird internet forum with racism and death threats GOOD
>a bit of harmless music made by brown people BAD

Oh aye x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B8CfxfOgp0

>>81623766
Racism is based though

>>81623656
the funniest one of these is when fucking WIKIPEDIA got into trouble because an album cover had a picture of a nude child on it.

i get ISPs agreeing with requests to block The Pirate Bay or whatever. one of those things where i can see the offline equivalent: shop provides a service, it's bootlegs, they're not allowed to do that. fine. but i bought The Game (that book about pick-up artists) from Waterstones, would they stop that? why? hilarious book IMO, let the kids read it.

>>81623750
That's what Mak said in that video you posted. No idea why he is in jail kek

https://youtu.be/02k-2ZIUsp0?t=327

Seeing the state of people in the UK drinking community is really helping with my sobriety. I used to be like that, if not worse. I can see something different in myself and I've never felt better really. Sure I get the cravings often but I catch myself remember how bad it was, ruining all my relationships, being a right prick. Over a year now no demon drink. Next goal is a year and a half. Gotta keep pushing on
/blog

They can prize my 4chan from my cold dead hands

>>81623766
i saw some graffiti of a willy the other day. they should ban walls.

>>81623792
Who let grandad in here

>>81623792
It's just dumb. Being racist is basically admitting that you can't function in normal society.

>>81623819
Such graffiti would be removed in many places. So maybe obscene shit on the internet should be removed too.

>>81623532
it's true. HHL plays it and he wears nappies.

I've never understood why they cant just make 4channy like porn sites where ISPs block it but then you go "yes im a naughty boy pls let me see it" as you have to be a fucking adult to have the contract anyway.

>>81623554
you are a nepo baby with a cushty life with absolutely no knowledge or experience of life.

>>81623840
I'm on 32, 33 in a fortnight.

>>81623859
Oh this bollocks again, I function perfectly fine

Would you give 4chan a copy of your passport in order to continue shitposting here?

>>81623910
I'd crawl over broken glass to continue posting here

/britfeel/ is the only social interaction I get. I have no idea what I'll do if they actually ban 4chan. Like honestly, it's rope-able if they go ahead with it.

>>81623812
nice one de lad, keep it up

>>81623943
>it's rope-able
Let's not do anything hasty Shippy. It's just a dumb website with dumb posters

4chan racism isn't even good racism. it's not clever. even when people go out their way to compile mad graphs with sources and things.

i reckon all people should live together in harmony, all that lovely stuff. "hmm, but if you look at the bell curve of intelligence and how it correlates to aggression tendencies..." these people are really just justifying it after-the-fact.

somewhere out there are smart racists. Oswald Mosley was a smart man. his 'rivers of blood' speech, proposal of voluntary repatriation, that's clever shit. the Oswald Mosleys of today must be absolutely seething that it's the 4chans and Tommy Robinsons of the world who are getting all the attention.

>>81623943
Same, I mean a week or so would be nice (got so much shit done in April) but long term I don't know what I'd do, I think about 10 of us are like that

Just realised me and Crossy were alone chatting in the old thread lol. Was wondering why it was just us.

>>81623967
>somewhere out there are smart racists
You called?

>>81623983
You're not smart, BN

>>81623993
BN runs a successful business lad. He's pretty bright, I'd say

>>81623943

Are you mean or nice to me on here? Because this will entirely decide whether I'd feel sad for you or not.

Chika's bussy is well known in Newcastle's bustling gay scene

BN, if you didn't come up with the Just Eat adverts with Snoop Dogg or Katie Perry, specifically composing the tunes for each, then you have achieved nothing in your field.

>>81623877
feel shame, me. apparently shame is a big killer. blokes not going to the doctor's about weird lumps on their balls, that sort of thing.

yeah, i'd call up Sky and ask them to turn off the filter. "and would you like the naughty wrongwords forums enabled, sir? you have to say yes or no."
but i'd be wracked with guilt, a shaky glass of whiskey in my hands, as i say, "y-yes please."

>>81624025
I've seen one of BNs adverts, all white, ginger no less

>>81624025
I've worked with bigger stars than either of them mate. No cap either.

Me? Don't care. Ban it all. Ban sugar. Ban vapes. Ban the Internet. Ban white people. Move Africa to England and then rename it Niggerland and then ban oxygen.

>>81623983
you have YET to say something convincing.
but i respect your right to say it.

>>81623979
good lil twilight hours discush, this. i posted that Meg and Mog thing, forgot which tab i was in.

>>81624020
Chika's bussling bussy scene

Both Shippy and BN claim to have jobs, yet are always in /britfeel/

>>81624051
Janny won't like this post

>>81624054
I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything

finally didn't fuck up any extremely busy roundabouts, think im actually improving and being less of a massive fucking retard spastic MONG like I usually am, been playing a roundabout simulator, I get the idea of them but its knowing when to go and when its safe to take the gap to DVSA standards. Saw two people on separate ones almost crash and another bloke was parked on the middle of one, not sure wtf he was doing, mad.

>>81624063
>BN
I don't have a job. I'm self employed.

>>81624051
i don't like going against the grain, so i half-heartedly declare you a 'based doomposter'. you can reject this accolade if you want (or not).

>>81624063
I do occasionally have days off, and BN only works about 2-4 hours a day. When I'm not here, it's assumed that other posters are me, giving the appearance to some I'm here 16 hours a day 7 days a week

>>81624018
I am kind to you mostly, although I have told you to settle down if you're going overboard.

>>81623943
just go to another place mat

>>81624072
>I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything
well, i called. WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE? go on, use your freedom of expression and your words to form a cohesive argument. arguing on the internet IS the kind of quality posts i want to see. i am actively goading you into it, we both win here. let's make the most of what little time we have left.

Reckon I've got a UTI desu. Not comfortable at all

>>81623967
>Oswald Mosley was a smart man. his 'rivers of blood' speech
You uh
You know it wasnt him that said that right

You cant cry about others not being smart with shit like this

>>81624018
>this will entirely decide whether I'd feel sad for you or not.
in which direction, lad?

>>81624051
Got a warning for saying the N word

>>81624057
How forrin are you? Don't they have spellcheck in ooga booga land? Durpa durpa.

>>81624108
>WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?
On what topic? If you meant racism, then I believe different races/ethnicities are genetically distinct and those differences result in different outcomes, and that explains why East Asians do so well academically, blacks commit more crime etc, and that basically the less white the country becomes the worse it is for everyone

>>81624100

Fair enough lid. Hopefully the ban doesn't happen or we can find an easy workaround.

>>81624125
I find that mad that they even bother enforcing ''racism'' out of pol, proper reddit like. I hate how whenever you get a forum that gains any popularity suddenly the moderators engage retard mode and start making loads of gay little rules because they've never had any power before and have spent their entire lives being bullied by people so finally go insane with power.

Tempted to call in sick tomorrow and enjoy the long weekend

>>81624114
i am not going to look this up, quite content with looking like a fool here. i know he was referencing some classical bit of literary lore (Roman?)

the full speech is just good rhetoric. it's a great example of "i don't agree, but you put it across really well, gold star". i wish everyone all across the board was like that, still.

>>81624114
Yeah he did himself in there. Enoch Powell was incredibly intelligent though a polyglot to boot

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ynf2W6EcGgc

>>81624158
It's just to not scare off advertisers, it's that simple. They wouldn't do it for /b/ or /pol/ as no one wants to touch them anyway and really they'd spend all day moderating it.
They can barely stop pornspam happening on /v/

>>81624156
It's happening lad. Not much we can do at this point. We had a good run

>>81624125
Kek, that was me you were replying to, they've decided against selling the house btw

>>81624171
Well it was a Tory, the kind of person Mosley rallied against (well he rallied against any party which wouldn't take him, which was all of them)

time to go get a flapjack and pick up me sweaty deff metil t shirt from the post box

>>81624185
What will you do with your life when you can no longer sit on 4chan 16 hours a day impersonating me?

>>81624197
>impersonating me
I don't even know which poster you are lad

Is BN the lad with the Superman t-shirt?

Me n wxkld on our summer hollibags sleepover once 4chan is gone

Some of you fags have the /britfeel/ discord.
Me? No shartfags, no shitting up another site and trying to turn it into a replica of this place.
It'll have to be a pass, but then you lot won't be here, or the vast majority won't be.
Quite saddening, desu.

So I have a burning question that I need answered before 4chan does

Are those pictures of legs with half-on tights that crossy posts actually him or just random pics of the same theme?

>>81624149
fair enough. i'd say that comes down to culture though rather than anything directly visible: maybe East Asians have high-pressure school systems, so that the East Asians WE see tend to be brainboxes.
that does map to whiteness in as much as that (peoples of sunnier nation x) culturally have different qualities to (peoples of rainier nation y), but when it comes to putting that in practice, i don't know what people propose.

i can get behind banning ideas or actions, but not people. religion is the really thorny one and all laws should be secular, your religion a personal belief/lifestyle choice of sorts, which is broadly true. fortunately no major religions are saying anything ridiculous like "go kill people, at random, for the sake of it" and yeah they all have dodgy bits, but that's where those secular laws come in.

>>81624109
that's what you get for not cleaning your chastity cage regularly enough

>>81624261
Not the guy you're talking to, but I personally find the bit where racists fuck up is that they attribute things like "more likely to commit" crime with skin colour rather than environment. That's just where I fundamentally disagree, you could dump an impoverished darkie and a white chav in the same situations and they will behave largely the same.
Genes will play some part, but I think how and where you were raised is 90% of it. The reason darkies commit more crime is because there's more concentrations of them in impoverished areas (where they were dumped and tried to be forgotten about back in the day)

might get a futon and dakimakura for my new flat

>>81624294
no dick no sale

>>81624048
That's not my point. My point is what made those adverts somewhat watchable was the music, which took genuine creativity and skill to compose.

>>81624292
there's also a good chance they'd just get along. "nah, he's one of the all-right ones."
they're in cahoots. bonding over crime.

There's a well known poster here who sells his arse during hard times. I won't out him though, I have too much respect for what he's trying to achieve on YouTube

SeasideMark sold his arse a few times back when he lived in Nottingham

>>81624242
Aye it is. Only really use the internet to come here. cba jumping through hoops. If they ban us I'll have to garn local or something

>>81624294
> dakimakura
wouldn't mind these as an item just to cuddle up with.
i've seen the joke ones where they're body pillows OF body pillows, but i'm not going to pretend it's actually the anime girl. i'm just a person who wants to trick my monke brain.

"i am human and i need to be loved, just like everybody else does" - Robert Smith, The Cure

>>81624280
Maybe I don't, just had a piss and feel better now

>>81624357
>"i am human and i need to be loved, just like everybody else does"
corr i love that song by robert smith of the cure

>>81624292
>crime with skin colour rather than environment
The Chinese always manage to obey the law and do well despite facing racism, genetics are basically the be all and end all

I'll join the /britfeel/ Discord if Shush is still there

>>81624292
>you could dump an impoverished darkie and a white chav in the same situations and they will behave largely the same.
Nah that's bollocks. I can't stand white chavs either, but they are generally a 'nuisance' rather than dangerous

>>81624352
I'll probably lurk /pol/ on a free VPN. I refuse to buy a pass though

for me it's eking out tiny droplets of urine, praying that some day a painful stone passes through, and then i have a sense of relief as my inflamed innards deflate and the pain stops.

at least it's not some specific virus/disease i've picked up from sex or needles, or anything. just not into those. silver linings.

>>81624292
There's always an excuse for why blacks commit crimes, but the Chinese seems to do well, and often better than whites. It's the same in every country time and time again. I don't even agree with Chinese immigration as it's bad for other reasons, but at least they don't have the genetic predisposition to crime that blacks do

>>81624390
I don't think she ever was, not while I was in there

>>81624378
>The Chinese always manage to obey the law and do well despite facing racism
Almost like they're incredibly oppressed and know any disobedience is met with complete and total punishment, and as such know to keep their mouth shut and get by.

>>81624399
Well then you and I fundamentally disagree and I knew plenty of chavs in school who were dangerous.

i probably make like 20-30% of the posts here but they are just filler, i rarely get (you)s

>>81624426
I'm not joining then. Simple as.

Got me some new 4Ks oh aye oh aye. Oh did he buy another DVD? Yeah of course I fucking did de lids.

>>81624350
Wasn't even during hard times either. He was flush with cash but he just did it out of sheer greed.

im in london i pass by on the grey line

>>81624399
when it comes to harmful crimes, an impoverished area is going to create those no matter what.

i grew up going on nights out in Sunderland, HHL style. that was the glamorous big city to me. all the daft little old pit villages dotted about? whitest areas of England, still run-down, full of crime.

would even go one further and say that the Asian men who are really into their mosques and Islam and all of that are probably LESS likely go to go round stealing/stabbing/raping. of course some of the youths are going to be dickheads.

More money wasted on plastic discs

>>81624352
>garn local
I don't have the confidence for it.
I'll have to find a free vpn, and get a pass. CBA just lurking, interaction is fun.

>Benefit reforms
>4chan blocked
This could send Sean over the edge

>>81624477
Oh aye and it's lush. Italian zombie films on 4K and it all on for free simple as.

britfeel has been my home for a while, but ill have to go back to outer r9k once ofcom kills us off
it will be a very sad day x

>>81624427
Statistics speak for themselves, of course there are some violent and dangerous white chavs, proportionally far more blacks though

Its a drug sleepover

>>81624475
Again, south Asians are committing more crimes, blacks even moreso, whites less and Chinese the least. Repeated the world over.

Genetics matters and it's a cope to think otherwise

>>81624520
it's how they get you, lad. looking back now, all them 'furries' was just a false flag attack in the overall war on the internet. i have no beef with someone who just wishes they could have sex with a cartoon cat-person.
i mean those people are absolutely freaks, and they're wrong, and it's weird as hell, but i'll stand by them against our oppressors.

>>81624520
Sean Allen
Anon
Greg Austin
Mark Edwards

Not a fan of the big fat lesbian on Eastenders.

On my sophies choice shit w/ if am gna charge my phone or my tablet first

Odd how some people will cope by saying 'its environmental factors' while others deny blacks are even committing more crime at all

>>81624520

Fucking hell man that image lmao

I'll always remember britfeel in my heart xx

>>81624520
>Sean is the tallest one there
Loremaster won't like this

Just not looking forward to it. Simple as.

ofcom pakis tongue my anus x

Imagine having any sympathy with pakis whatsoever and not thinking every last one should be deported

>>81624555
can't contort my brain into believing this, even in some convoluted all-the-stars-align perspective.

nature versus nurture and all that, what if you just plucked a random Violent Race baby and dropped them into Civilised People society? i reckon they'd do OK.

>>81624617
Where will you post this drivel once 4chan is banned?

DVDlad has the entire Britfeel backlog on DVD so he's set for years.

ow cum dem africans did nowt for thousands of years with the most resources, could have had wakanda forever if theyd have pulled a finger out

>>81624619
They'd do relatively well, but less well than a white in the same circumstances

>>81624621
Might have to rejoin stormfront

>>81624627
Swapped it all for spinning hubcaps

>>81624622
>it's another edgbaston episode
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Black Panther was actually a documentary.

It not right that Ofcom can control are lives like this is it
How is it right? Aren't we meant to be first world country?

I decide who lives or who dies.

>>81624646
>He doesn't have the edgbaston Snowdon special

>>81624646
>it's a britfeel radio episode
*throws a brick at the telly*

>>81624617
even if i WAS a racist, on a purely base level, some Pakistani and Indian women are absolutely divine.

same goes for some of the men who are handsome, if we are taking homosexuals and women into account. which we should, because they're just around.

if 4chan gets banned where do we go

>>81624657
Ofcom are doing you (us) a favour when you think about it. No more porn or 4chan. We'll thank them one day

>>81624670
Wonder if Charlie boy is a bit of a Konnie Cuck.

>>81624673
nowhere, we were already forced to use sharty and it fucking sucked, only thing id agree on is coming together and putting up our own site

>>81624673
Weekly meets at Beehive

>>81624673
Is there a 5chan?

>>81624673
Principality of Sealand, i'll bring a generator and a homebrew kit

>>81624681
>at Beehive

we'll have to start threads in SSMs comment section

>>81624670
Think you've cherry-picked one of the few that aren't completely bogged

>>81624696
This is the life of a severely disabled autistic man.

ngl de lads im drunk af, going to bed soon

WOULD anyone be down to make our own board on eight chan?

>>81624679
>>81624681
>>81624682
>>81624685
we go the sealand build a pub call it beehive then run the 5chan website from there

garn beehive with a fresh nappy on and a bag of wokey sequestered in my spacker jacket

>>81624710
It's 2000 you soft cunt.

>>81624696
>everyone dancing and mingling
>hhl just standing there looking lost

>>81624678
>Charlie boy

>angry cynical computer games guy
>writes decent edgy science fiction telly
>wifes up Konnie Huq
he's that bloke who cut a deal with the robots in The Matrix, isn't he?

>>81624718
I'll knock you square out you fucking trickle tronkla.

>>81624611
Pwoah if they looked like that I'd come around on all the mass migration desu.

>>81624718
so? i started drinking 10 hours ago

We should have a vote about where we're going to go after the ban, we should also elect a britfeel council

>>81624733
She pins Blue Peter badges down his Jap's Eye.

>>81624696
for HHL, this was but a passing moment of his life.
for us, it's forever.

reddit jannies didn't like this one...

>>81624747
Big b chairman for me

>>81624696
Where are his mates? Is he there alone?

>>81624744
>i started drinking 10 hours ago

gay men will have to get a job and a hobby outside of doom posting on the chan lmao x

>>81624659
I really regret not speaking to him on the mountain, I was certain it was him but didn't want to look like a nutter asking some random bloke if he posts on britfeel.

>>81624718
i want you to explain to me why you formatted the time this way.

>>81624763
750 bong a month to live in your childhood bedroom. Pathetic.

We should have bought our own island years ago, we could have met up occasionally there, created a pub/rickity shelter, built our own huts. Oh aye.

>>81623269
metalcore is the future, death metal/black metal tards just can't handle new revolutionary music

>>81624780
My cock up your arse is the future lickle lid.

farts proper stink tonight

>>81624773
>i want you to explain to me why you formatted the time this way.
What is a 24 hour clock.

boring people with the same boring inane posts. come up with new material guys come on!!!!

Sean, how much do you weigh?

>>81624795
you know damn well that i'm reading "2000" as a year and not as "20:00" or "20.00".

>>81624795
Theirs only 12 hours in a day you tard.

They want to shut off communication in time for ww3

>>81624737
Go to bed softie
>>81624744
Good for you man, I wait till I finish work but whatever floats your boat.

sean getting bummed by muslims lmao x

>>81624807
this clock patter has legs. or at least hands. stick with it lad.

>>81624809
Super featherweight I reckon

Id they ban it in out. I'm mostly just a casual lurker anyway.
Hope it works out for the lids that need this place though

my shoulder hurts

>>81624759
Not really too keen on the responsibility lid. But thank you for the vote of confidence.

>>81624807
well lucky for you theres only a few more weeks of posting left here

>>81624756
>Posts in ThailandTourism and CrohnsDisease
>Simultaneously posts in askSingapore and manchester

>>81624793
Alri chika Iid

>>81624819
i dont have a job so i usually start earlier

>>81624810
You are a spastic mate
>>81624814
10/10 bait, got me a chuckle.

>>81624833
give it a bit of a massage

>>81624838
I need to get on that febrezegrind cheeka style

Hickory dickory dock
Sean's micro cock
he had a bum
but it was as small as a thumb
so instead he came in a sock.

Why not shut down 4chan and especially britfeel at this point?
4chan is just reddit but even more trans and Indian.
britfeel is just dollyposting and boring gimmicks.
Shut it all down.

no one here should be allowed outside. locked in a padded cell with eachother lol

The spook that monitors this thread 100% has a folder on HHL. What with him being doxxed and all.

>>81624840
>You are a spastic mate
you also know i'm right. playing by your rules?
>it's 1130
all right, can live with that.
>it's 2014.
it's not though, is it.

dont really wanna go to reddit, there are a few good subreddits but it just seems like a cuntish place

>>81624857
>Shut it all down

>>81624848
im doing slow rotations and it seems to be helping

It called midnight but it the morning. It not lush. Big time done a number on me.

>>81624877
>00:00 - midnight
>00:01 - morning
It's not complicated lad

>hhl working in lidl
>i call him a giant fucking melt to his autistic mong blank face
>mouth silently HE IS A GAY MAN

walk out

>>81624773
Because he's LARPing, pretending like he's in the military or something. Bet this faggot plays airsoft and thinks he's in the SAS.

>>81624889
Morning didn't start until 6 in the morning dumbass.

>>81624852
roses are red
violets are blue
rhymposting had lead
to a well deserved (you)

actually tempted to have a few drinks at the beehive later this year, its only like a two hour drive to sunderland and im sure the hotels there are cheap

>>81624892
>Shopping at Lidl

>>81624909
just walk around till you find sean
lure him into an alleyway

to me, its not morning until ive been to bed, 3am? its still last night

Beehive

>>81624862
>He's having a meltdown over a 24 hour clock
I'm not smart lads but this one is simple.

Threads not getting the britfeel council and britfeel contingency plan in order

>>81624900
>Because he's LARPing
It's because I understand a 24 hour clock you simple cunt lmao.

>not shopping at lidl, buying their deluxe lincilnshire sausafes and making some tasty sausage and egg mcmuffins

Why live?

>>81624923
>britfeel council
only shippy cares about britfeel enough to do this

I go by the Chinese clock so mine had 72 hours in a day.

>>81624901
i have to agree with this.

although i'd say "very late night" ends at 4am, "very early morning" starts at 5am. it goes off whether there's any sun in the sky.

>>81624942
>only shippy cares about britfeel enough to do this
NTA but, nuh uh.

Well the Flamingo Land meetup is still on in September

There are people in this thread, posting right now, that type/write 2pm instead of 1400.

>>81624943
must how there so productive

>>81624922
look, numbers have ASSOCIATIONS whether you like it or not.

don't pretend you don't notice '666', '88', or '1337' when they occur in nature. yes it's all a construct but it's one we cannot escape.

>>81624957
Any details lad? not been to one in a while, it would be a good laugh seeing people bottle it over the kumali

Bought 14 games in the Steam summer sale, oh aye. Can't wait to never play any of them

>>81624909
I don't live in the UK and I don't understand why nobody here has done this yet. Are you guys all shoeless hermits like Ruthmong?

>>81624955
>NTA
wus this?

>>81624959
I have all my devices set to display 24 hour time formst. Just prefer it

>>81624959
me? i google 'Oxford style guide', scroll to the section of the PDF about how to format dates and times, disagree with it, and then stick with what i originally wrote.

>12 noon
?? fuck off

we playing vidya guess you could call me a gamer x

>>81624909
>im sure the hotels there are cheap
In Sunderland you might find the hotels are otherwise occupied lad.

>>81624974
>look, numbers have ASSOCIATIONS whether you like it or not.
Yes, this is the idea of a 24 hour clock that seems too complicated for you. Take your meds fella.

>>81624974
whats 88 mean?

>>81625007
two fat ladies

>>81624975
HHL is hosting a big meetup, BYOB but wokey supplied
Exact date to be confirmed

>>81624984
Night time aerosols.

Who watches the watchers?

>>81625002
getting up to that 200 almost proud of you

>>81624982
it's just not that notable. i've gone out of my way to visit that house where they filmed Withnail and I.
"yep, that's the house", and that was that.

>>81625012
i don't believe you !!!!!!!!!! not original

Flamingo Land meetup been cancelled due to a class action lawsuit against one Sean Allan, Steve Spacker and Donnie "The Downie" Dipper for diddling during a trip with the disabled home.

>>81624985
>Just prefer it
Very based lad.

>>81625014
>BYOB
Beehive will not like that.

>>81625016
>Night time aerosols
er....o-ok

We're approaching Two Thousand and Thirty

Not so long ago, Anonymous wouldn't have stood for this and they would have took on OFCOM and the UK government. But times are different now and Anonymous isn't the Anonymous of old.
I'll likely lurk /pol/, I hardly post now anyway and I'll go to wherever the lads go and make the odd post. See you on ***jak, lads.

Serious question though is flamingo land for kids? Or is there genuine fun to be had for adults?

>>81625007
'ate, he ate', old rootin' tootin' line-dancing standard.

>>81625025
NTA but, it do be meaning that though
>>81625034
Not that anon.

Only mongs don't use 24 hour clock to be honest. Apparently a lot of zoomers can't even read a traditional clock.

>>81624982
Why the fuck would we? It's just a shit pub in a grotty town

>>81625035
tewntyhundred and a half

>>81625002
how do you do this? can barely play a game for more than an hour

29 minutes to 9 on my clock

>>81625049
I was shocked when I learnt Americans can't read it and they call it military time

>>81624760
Charitable answer: He was up at the bar to get a round in, so his mate(s) were probably at the table waiting.

Harsh answer: No, he was there on his own.

>>81625057
It's twothousandandthirtytwo o'clock.

First they take away my Omegle, now 4chan? Can't cope with this

>>81625049
The Zoomers at work can only read digital clocks and are exempt from using the phones due to anxiety. I wouldn't mind but it means I'm answering the phone all day and my performance suffers.

>>81625041
There's some alright coasters and the zoo but last time I went granted like 15 years ago it all felt dated as fuck

>>81625070
Remember a girl showing me her fanny on Omegle. It was very hot. She asked me if I wanted to see her pussy and I said yeah, so she said "Ok daddy" and then showed it to me. Had a wank about it the other day actually.

https://youtu.be/zxgEJumOl24?si=loZ1rXPPb6Pg9CL8&t=237

how can you be doing a video with bill gates and be playing goyslop generic music to him thats souless like this

I read and set my clock to 24 hour time but if it's 20:33 I'm not saying to someone it's 2033 I am saying it is 33 minutes past eight. Kinell.

>>81625041

There's plenty of things for adults to do. For starters, the rides are for adults as well as kids. Especially the larger rollercoasters. Also, there's a pub and on the night there's a little club which is like a defacto nightclub but that's only open to guests who are staying not just visiting for the day. I'll be there most nights in September.

>>81625070
When exactly is 4chan being blocked? All I can find online is "July"

>>81625070
It spawned plenty of adequate clones with less bots. Only thing they miss is the sheer level of traffic the 'megle got.

>>81625077
Ofcom is definitely not gonna be happy with this you fucking nonce

>>81625084
You're going to be at the flamingo land nightclub most nights in September? Alright might drive down and see you lad.

>>81625077
Use to flash my dick on Omegle edging for hours until I found a girl who would agree to watch me cum then I'd blow the biggest load of my life.

>>81625041
They have decent roller coasters for thrill seekers. The Zoo is a bit half arsed but that's to be expected from a half zoo, half roller coaster park. Feel old as fuck now but I've not been in 14 years so not sure how it's doing now.

>>81625084
As a lone man mingling with children, you'll look like a right nonce

>>81625091
She was more than of age lad. In fact I'd say she was in her 30s.

This is the pub, does some decent scran as well. It womfy x

https://www.flamingoland.co.uk/food-and-drink/the-coach-house/

>>81625084
You forgot to mention your favourite: diddling little kiddies.

for me, it's the superior Japanese YYYY-MM-DD format. you can keep your stupid poetic "a quarter to eleven, on the third of August" nonsense.

>>81625077
yeh jerking off on omegle makes you a nonce and this is coming from someone that jerks off to eastern european, russian/ukraine girls on a site im not saying, while my router is hacked and im being watched by a candian faggot that hacked me over edrama

>>81625097
I just went on there showing my face. Didn't get my dick out until later. I'm not even good looking but it wasn't hard to find girls who wanted to talk.

>>81625092

Not most nights in September, most nights I'm there.

>>81625115
this is the standard format

>>81625115
Yeah but you're a whiny foreigner.

>>81625115
>brooo I only say dates and times in ISO format
>i even say the T!

>SEPTember
>OCTober
>NOVember
>DECember
imagine if these weren't months 7, 8, 9, and 10. some fucking Emperors squeezed two months in the middle somewhere, made it up to 12.

that'd be stupid, wouldn't it?

>>81625115
That's the International Organization for Standardisation, not Japanese

>>81625111
I genuinely believe you've never had a good meal in your life and perhaps never will.

>Popular for gays, manager is gay and carers in the care industry
Beehive review on google

I've learnt I'm above the level of poverty that knows what Flamingoland is

>>81625132
that's where they use it, in practice, though.

it's understandable to both humans and robots. simple and straightforward, unambiguous, just not flowery. it's not some nonsense like "we should all use metric, or Unix time!!" it's taken some existing system, and made it perfectly clear and efficient.

>>81625124
Well what nights are you going to be there?

HELPER IS A NONCE
HELPER IS A NONCE
AND HE HAS A DIRTY BONCE

>>81625158
are you gunna pull his pants down and call him nappy master when you see him

One good thing about this tiny island is not having to give a shit about timezones.

>>81625156
The Japanese are an incredibly pragmatic peoples.

>>81625163
>pull his pants down and call him nappy master when you see him

>>81625084
So they have an on-site hotel like they do in Disney land? Thought it was just a small place desu

helper can you shut the fuck up about flamingo land pal. no one fucking cares mate.

>>81625149
>I've learnt I'm above the level of poverty that knows what Flamingoland is
It's a zoo with roller coasters lad, how much of a soft cunt are you that this scares you?

>>81625149
even as a former Flamingo Land frequenter, i never understood they had actual flamingos. it's like we intentionally avoided the zoo part to go to the rides. as though the zoo was some preservation/educational thing they HAD to do, to be allowed a theme park.

>>81625049
im a zoomer and I can read a clock and have a traditional wrist watch, stop believing these millenialfag lies

i imagine it's a sense of freedom you don't get with other holidays.

Flamingo Land is just Disneyland but instead of being nonced by someone in a Goofy costume they're being nonced by a goofy looking spacker named Sean Allen.

>>81625185
Sounds like it's also got a hotel, a nightclub and a pub

>Arguing about Flamingoland instead of electing the britfeel council to create the britfeel contingency plan
There's only a few weeks left!

for me it's the Sonic the Hedgehog suite at Alton Towers.

>>81625210
Corr wish that was my bedroom.

>>81625199
Fucking creasing at this lad tremendous work. The nappyboy will never recover

They left her autistic sprog locked in a bus for a full day
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14847673/Autistic-boy-slumped-boiling-bus-parked-driver-home.html

>>81625201
Unsure as I've not been for 14 years but what makes you above a theme park lad?

>>81625236
I really enjoyed this image me lid. Mind if I save it?

guess its the end of britfeel for me soon since i don't know where the next one is popping up

>>81625218
if i was a billionaire with no fear of shame, i'd have this as a secret room. like that rich American lady who went mad and kept adding to her mansion.

>>81625236
If only everyone here agreed on the 'no girls allowed' policy we'd be as comfy as the lads in the pillow fortress

>>81625210
Corr imagine having the best autism sex in here. Must be marvellous.

feel anxious, 383

>>81625263
"GOTTA GO FAS-"
"Not that fast you bastard!"

>>81625195
It's a sense of shitting in a bucket in a cupboard you don't get with other holidays.

>>81625207
The contingency plan is learning how to buy a double barrel with one round.

>>81625210
Reckon my sleep would improve massively if this was my bedroom. Just looks so comfy

>>81624673
trashcan.xyz/britfeel is one option

>>81625269

Wati 11 posts then pile in

>>81625292
>>81625292
>>81625292
>>81625292
>>81625292
>>81625292

>trashcan
trashchan that should be

>>81624957
Sean is serving a lifetime ban from flamingoland after shitting his nappy on the log flume, removing his nappy, and using his liquid maccies shit as lube to wank in front of kiddies.

for fucks sake why do we abide by some retard who gets anxious about numbers on a korean basket weaving forum

>>81625261
It would also be a massive sausage party you gayboy.

will yous shut up i'm watching my comic book programmes.

really like this take on The Penguin. just some gay fella prancing about with a brolly. would be comfy living in a crime city that's a bit mad.

>>81625336
That's the point, it would be bliss without roasties ruining the show. Fortunately we've managed to drive out literally every female who has come here

Das pampermeister

>>81625336
Not every pillow fort needs an orgy you degen

>>81625352
Oberpampersfuhrer Sean Allan

Heil mein pamper

>>81625328
mental elf is important yeah? give your head a wobble mate

as a 30something i feel like i am the dominant curator/moderator of male-female internet spaces.

run along, little dollies. play nice. you have absolute freedom and it is not at all by my design.