Thread 212601018

blue beans edition

>>212601018 (OP)
this never happened

raping a pengali sub edition

poo smells lmao

Scrotum injuries rise as NHS gets more funding.

anon what are you doing here
thought i told ya to go fuck ya mudda

One day i will creampie a british woman and will remember about this general, with a smile on my face

Spent two weeks in Rome last year, smelled weed maybe twice, and a week in Florence the year before, didn't smell it at all.
Meanwhile here in my home city I smell it several times a day, people go into shops and restaurants stinking of it, you smell it from passing cars, people openly smoke it outside pubs.
Hate it.

Mead’s good tonight

>>212601072
no meme arrow so therefore you say that and look like that

don't know why that one lad found my gf 2025 post so amusing but i'll happily pocket those (You)s regardless

>>212601038
this is what the hippie boomers wanted but instead of it being a volkish 140 IQ national revival they came to the great conclusion of
>we’re all the same mayne
>borders are like, not real everyone should live here and be gay

>>212601072
:)

gay bf 2025

Why are you scared of being successful?

>>212601050
It will happen

Don’t know why but Greta Thunberg looks like the type of lass whose farts could clear out a room. She looks like a stinky girl.

No idea what’s wrong with me, I can’t feel tired enough to sleep so I’m in a phase of being perpetually awake while also eating hardly anything

oh my CHRIST

>>212601209
how long has this been going on?

>>212601226
Few weeks

>>212601219
:)

>>212601219
haha libtards seething

>>212601234
Can see her minge.

>>212601219
lol

>>212601243
scream

>>212601239
posting about it here maybe not the wisest course of action

>>212601209
stay hydrated and fix your diet

g'nite lads

>>212601209
just don’t worry about it mate

>>212601219
Nobody knows where that shithole is lets not pretend

>>212601239
you havent slept at all in weeks?

racial purity bros how do we refute this

Fun fact: Liberia is where we were going to ship all the Ns back after the civil war. Shame it didn’t work out.

as mr vylan once said,
DEF DEF TO THE EYE DEE EFF

>>212601311
goodnight my love x

>>212601359
everyone knows why Liberia exists
The capital is called Monrovia after James Monroe (5th potus)
Neighbouring Sierra Leone is our version of Liberia (its capital is less imaginatively called Freetown).

A fun fact is that the Americo-Liberians immediately started persecuting the Africans and had an iron grip on power up until 1980.
And as soon as Samuel Doe took power there was a coup a few years later and the worst human to ever live (Charles Taylor) inflicted every single human rights law break known to man.

Ghastly shithole.

trans women are women
sex work is work
vaccines are safe and effective
the holocaust happened

mad how china has a cashless society already

Why are Japanese school girl’s skirts so short?

Need Emma Watson to shit on my cock.

I am bottom

there was an old lady who swallowed a poo
i don't know why she swallowed that poo
perhaps she'll spew

>>212601480
it's fashionable

>>212601480
to make them as sexy as possible to the boys so they'll fuck each other because their population is declining

>>212601595
yea im sure that's the case and the guy in charge isnt just a pervert

>>212601050
it called project blue beam coming 2 u in future !!!

>>212601639
if that were the case it would be discovered immediately and the hypothetical "guy in charge" would be fired, it's clearly a decision by committee

just sick of it all

>>212601689
lol we're talking about japan they've probably given him a raise

>>212601718
yeah and if they agree with his decision then it's a committee decision ent it

>>212601050
Sooooooon it will happen brother

doing a fat poo right in the toilet

diego day tomorrow if i'm not mistaken
can hardly wait

>>212601480
I regularly see british schoolgirls with their arse cheeks hanging out, actually it's rare to see one with a skirt even at knee level nowadays, at least in my town.

been so productive today I hadn't even noticed I haven't had a goon sesh for today, ta ra for now

>>212601880
>schoolgirls with their arse cheeks hanging out
:)

one of my first days at uni i was sat in a lecture hall, and this girl came in and sat right next to me even though the place wasn't crowded at all and there were plenty of areas she could've sat where she'd be alone, and then she whipped out her phone and i could see her texting what i assume was her boyfriend. like what the fuck was she playing at?

hate paedos hate paedo posts

>>212602004
/brit/ is a paedo general.

feel like going for a swim but can't find me togs

just poowonged

OVERFLOWING with spaff

rorke listening to the beastie boys unironically

so, who is this rorke fellow anyway?

Need her poo.

>>212601018 (OP)
I know someone who at one point researched project blue beam on the internet and took it seriously

bagging a poo
sagging a poo
scranning a poo
banning a poo

>>212602267
bro that's nothing I take astral projection seriously

i love brown girls

What does rorke mean, what does o algo mean, what does Berg mean

>>212602292
It's as if you all were just born with the strangest thought patterns on very particular things making you have the goofiest takes on some things despite being otherwise normal

>>212602338
rorke comes from rorke's drift, some time ago a right wing freak was posting about wanting to have been at rorke's drift, now it means any right wing person
o algo is like fake spanish for or summat
berg is an antisemitic reference, some brit posters thing jewish people control everything and add berg to the end of things to make them seem jewish, especially people that rule over them in some way, ironically or sincerely, like a boss, but also a cat

>>212602368
umm

mad how aussies are the backbone of /brit/

>>212602385
kek I do relate to that description, but out of bodies experiences are legit or however the herring is pickled

>>212602314
good post

14-16 is sexual mature sorry if that offends you

>>212602396
Thank you

>>212602547
:3c xx

>>212602368
Girls like this are so hot

omg heathermong is still melting down?

>>212602661
ponies?

>>212602729
Yes

>>212602740
erm

Jumpy

arsing around my smelly bedroom doing nowt

>>212602823
good post

mad how no one here says 'happy how' or any positive emotion to describe something

>>212602823
all the insects and spiders in my room refer to my dwelling as smelly city and im incel godzilla to them

>>212602884
idk man reading about incel godzilla makes me pretty happy

astral projection isn't real it's just some weird thing that you think is real but it's not it's actually just weird and silly I know this because I am very intelligent and normal you should try to be more like me

why are yanks so kino

>>212602926
astral projecting me bollocks onto your awaiting tongue

>>212601689
a committee of schoolgirls

>>212602981
so that's a vehicular homicide on /brit/

japs are the most repressed people on the planet and also the most perverted

>>212602981
el fatador se matar jajajaja

making an arrangement

>>212602981
its literally all out war on the streets every day there, truly awe-inspiring

in a hotel
watching peter and the fellas
posting on /brit/
living life

bro is unironically watching family guy

>>212603208
/r/TVTooHigh

>>212601351
We don't, white women are rubbish.

Me and Amanda went to the Hookah bar last friday and there was this guy there being really weird? It's kind of like evil Finn maybe? I don't want to be mean skeet skeet but... sometimes I wonder if it would be better if people like that didn't exist... and the world was purged by inhuman volcanic fire... (̿Ĺ̯̿ ̿)

>>212603208
motel 6 little rock, arkansas
you have been.... remote viewed.....

>>212603265
Wtf

I think this right here encapsulates the pinnacle of what the French brought in terms of culture to the Americas
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q825SgJ6has&pp=ygUVQmlnIHNoYWtlIGNvbW1lcmNpYWwg

>>212603208
That's in Little Rock Arkansas. I know.

>>212603290
>what is metadata

watching videos of china and getting jealous of them

>>212603360
4chan scrubs metadata from pictures
it was pure divination and mind powers

*hip thrusts frenetically in your general direction*

>>212603307
we did give you the statue you ungrateful prick

Why is Tim still in the hospital?

>>212603290
I mean I just knew because I went to that same hotel
>>212603409
And supposedly the retarded leftists in your country want it back which won't happen kek

>>212602999
no rapers allowed sorry bub

>>212601351
never seen anything as opposite as this lmao

>>212603432
don't care, show some respect

leftypol
rorke
leftyrorke
rorkeypol

that is to say: flips can't cook for shit, are boring and dumb as rocks, and constant drama nightmare headaches

Please please please don't make me eat my cum nooooooo ಥ_ಥ

>>212603535
kek this is me

>>212603481
Your nation deserves the least respect possible. I respect Gypsistan(Romania) more than your country

>>212603428
he's hurt and they're not giving him enough protein and vitamin c so he's not healing well
:(
and also they've been giving him too much stress which is also making it difficult for his body to heal itself :(

>>212603562
you'd be speaking english if it weren't for France

>>212603535
bitch

any movie recommendations

>>212603580
the horror

eating hot sauce out of a bowl with a spoon like soup you can't stop me

>>212603580
Most people in France can't even speak French.

>>212603587
local hero (1983)

Sock ray blue poo poo and wee wee
Un baguette for un faguette

>>212603587
A better tomorrow 2 which inspired Quentin Tarantino to write pulp fiction

if i rub that belly up is you gon tell on me?

>>212603612
thanks for the rec
I'll start watching it in 5 minutes

is this movie going to be improved with hot chocolate? or no

>>212603624
too late

Right well that's ten hours right down the bloody toilet then

>>212603647
one day you will die and it wont have mattered

>>212603637
It's on YouTube fully subbed

MotherFUCKER i have to sit next to in an open plan office has been eating fucking lollies out of a bag for an hour and a half

What do you guys call these? In my region it’s gay 9/11 kys Hitler faggots but i know there’s a lot of names for them

>>212603653
too late

>>212603637
>is this movie going to be improved with hot chocolate?
could be, yeah

>>212599643
>>212599643
>>212599643
NEW

>>212603665
That's some dogshit playboi *wiki wiki*

Minge

>>212603695
um

>>212603695
Okay but what makes you enjoy the black male butthole in particular?

>>212603665
poos

>>212603717
you don't?
their race is basically a sexual plaything for the white man

about half of african americans are half white

>>212603665
Timbits

>>212603744
Corporate slave

=)

>>212603738
I prefer whites and Latinos however once in a while a fetching black lad will catch my attention

>>212603751
???

I like sucking dick

>>212603685
gooning is a gay thing

just been replaying half life 2
alyx has a nice bum x

>>212603772
If Tim Hortons assigned you a number instead of a name would you start calling yourself by that as well?

>>212603779
Well go on then

>>212603665
those are donut holes ent they?

>>212603785
?????

proto gf asked me if i watch porn and i said yes, and ask if she did and she said yes, wanted to ask what kind of porn she likes but i think that would be a bit inappropriate

>>212603790
the gay men they were gooning years ago
decades ago
pretty sure the term came into wider usage recently due to people using it ironically online as a joke
and then it caught on with people who had never heard of it

just found out earlier today that dick cavett is still alive

blew my mind

>>212603824
three letters

>>212603824
nobody cares about your blog mate

at dunkin donuts they call them munchkins
which is a SLUR

>>212602926
Astral Weeks
Beside You
Sweet Thing
Cyprus Avenue

The Way Young Lovers Do
Madame George
Ballerina
Slim Slow Slider

>>212602926
Red and yellow toy airplane that was your favorite toy in your childhood sitting on the shelf above you right now

>>212603848
i care

bit leepy, might take some opioids and have a comfy nap

>>212603885
going to go to bed as well WITHOUT the influence of narcotics and i suggest you do the same

>>212603900
>going to go to bed as well WITHOUT the influence of narcotics and i suggest you do the same

>>212603837
well he's only 88

@212603870
fuck up mongrel dog cunt before I beat you senseless and fuck your sister, missus, romantic interest, and mother. in other words sybau

hey! there's no need to get violent!

>>212603919
swing your belly and udders?

>>212603919
oceanians will tell you this is ‘playful banter’ and expect you to laugh with them

>>212603932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpmmsb5Otp0

>>212603943
poof

>>212603916
just thought he was dead

>>212603900
but opioids make everything better, it's like getting a warm hug from the sun

>>212603949
he is now a great man

*rapes your dog with a pet emu*
haha just banter mate throw another prawn on the barbie will ya

>>212603858
what's about brown eyed girl though
'twas my 'jam' at the chucky cheese

>>212603869
it's not true but listen to this maybe until you get it right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEUkRRLe6vQ

are autists okay?

I dont think an american has ever made a funny or interesting post

>>212603972
his name's WODDERS

>>212604028
im yet to hear a good reason why underwear is necessary.

>>212604038
New Zealand posters are surprisingly horrid compared to Aussie posters. What causes this?

>>212604079
>snarky quip about something they dont understand
>followed by an unnecessary open ended question that is smarmy in nature because it implies you are impartial but you clearly think you know the answer
fascinating

>>212602981
>>212603199
we literally live in gta, it's pretty fun

>>212603738
>>212603759
stop being gay

>>212604127
ugh we just don't understand the funny interesting quirks of british culture..
you are just as obnoxiously stupid as the yanks you hate with this point
just shut up you gymcel freak

>>212604127
>Me rape Maori woman
>HAHA LADS ISNT THAT FUNNY?!

yankbros will we ever understand this high class humo(u)r?

>>212604175
The Welsh rarebit or whatever that’s supposed to be looks good. The beans are vomit.

>>212604227
>Cheeky banter

I'm drunk me thoughs x

>>212604165
its not gay to fuck a black man in the ass

>>212604234
actually fuck off

>>212604310
The beans look awful
T.not anon

End of an era x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk

it's fine to have beans

>>212603991
reckon they woulda never played it at chicky cheese if they knew the original title was brown skinned girl but they made van change the name

but tbf yes i fink brown skinned girl does show some of the rudiments of the spiritual transcendental nostalghia that characterizes astral weeks

the image of naturalistic escapism present in the lyrics of romantic yearning is very indicative of his future direction

>>212604028
im the same

apart from the nonce part

like

underwear is just really uncomfortable for me

if im forced i will wear some loose shorts under my trousers

Sick to bastard death being woken up by the fucking sun at 5:30

Listen man

Been pushed suicide all me life. Britfeel in on it.

Truman Show x

>>212604038
dont fink anyonr has ever heard of where your flag is from

>>212604079

little-man-ism>>212604267

>>210498792

why is this thread still alive after like a month?
Ive never seen a glitch like this on 4chan before

>>212604346
I don't believe you actually because it doesn't have the same musical ring to it
just doesn't roll off the tongue

>>212604372
curtains > blinds
why on earth would you have those over a nice thick soulful curtain

how fucking entitled as a micronation do you hafta be to give cheese on toast a gay little name like welsh rarebit

>>212604267
alri helper lid

any woki recently?

>>212604402
Well basically when I moved in this is what was here can’t change it

The 4.9 inch nobber will be put to task

wooden blinds are preferable in fact

>>212604399
umm its all over the internet

van morrison isnt a wokist so he had no problems with that

not a popist either so he had no trouble doing unpalatable sounding songs eithnweird rings to them

plenty of fucking songs in his discoraphy are like that

listen to Beside You and then tell me that van morrison gave two fucks whether brown skinned had a "ring to it"

no

he disnt give a shite

he just told the truth

Will I get in trouble in Aldi if I walk round using my plastic bag as a basket? I don’t want them to think I’m stealing

film's starting lads
https://kick.com/northmid
(not an ad, it's not my channel, just watching it)

>>212604434
in your own hand

>>212604463
no you wont

youll be fine as long as you pay

but it wont look normal

then again

who cares what the wokists fink

fuck normal

fuck wokism

>>212604405

Been off the wokey for 2 weeks me.

Life better without the wrugs. Been on the wooze tonight thoughs x

>>212604455
eh? calm down
all I said is that as a musical phrase it just doesn't sound as good that's all

>>212604463
it would raise eyebrows

>>212604485
Oh I hate not looking normal, I won’t do it. Thanks anyway

>>212604488
yeah?

thought police innit

>>212604486
corr

what you been wrinkin' pal? bit of voddy

>>212604500
why not just use a basket

if its like one of em like bags people sometimes bring in.then maybe eill look normal

but like of its a plastic tesco.bag then ye

Will Smith knows the score x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIUNcCUjE

>>212604486
maybe time to pop to garage pal

get in some VK and some wustler's

>>212604546
Fuck off back to /britfeel/ you humongous nonce cunt

>>212604566
cool Killua tat

>>212604566
rancid

>>212604507

Got banned from britfeel for speaking the truth. Necking them beers now.

>>212604527
My Aldi doesn’t have normal baskets. They have trolleys and then they have things like these and that’s it

>>212604028
undies don't have to be tight

weird if you fink about it most animals probably share significant amount of same genes for pooping

off to work in 10

Would of worked all me life if it wasn't for me autism x

>>212604634
you dont have autism toure just a UK drinker

>>212604646

True x

Fuck the NHS. Fuck the DWP. Fuck the lot x

Just dropped my phone on my face not happy

Just got me bennies me x

How it should be x

>>212604665
Fuck the UVF

Hi, I'm a 17-year-old trans guy looking for a boyfriend around here preferably someone who speaks English. Anyone older than me who's interested, please contact me on Instagram as "al4n_urine"
I also make drawings in case you are interested too. (;ŏ﹏ŏ)

>>212601072
Was in Zurich a few ago and the whole city stinks of it

>>212604695
How much?

>>212604372
tilt the blinds up

>>212604721

About 1500 x

Get me PIP next week as well x

*enters thread*

Aww mate

Garn off now x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4

>>212604712
They gonna ban your ass now

>>212604732
Prove it

I have never ever even been to the continent of Africa in my life. Now who wants to see my pictures of my trip to a Kenyan nature reserve?

>>212604712
MODS

>>212604727
They don’t close anymore than that. They can open more they just can’t close

morning lads

Why are Japanese school girl’s skirts so short?

Looks like Welper's world is collapsing

It's fucking over x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Kt-n91QDI

I keep an eye on the weather. I think there’s going to be a volcano sooner or later or maybe a hurricane. I don’t like to walk in the corn patch at night because I’m afraid I’ll get attacked by a scarecrow.

>>212604809
why would an englishman care about japanese schoolgirls' skirts?

glass pickle

>>212604793
Tilt them so the light filters upwards. It's not amazing but if you can't have curtains it works better.

Necking the last of them beers me x

Might as well x

Tell Britfeel I failed them x

>>212604859
Oh I see what you mean now thanks

>>212601331
West Africa, capital is Monrovia, named after your president Monroe who founded the state as a place for liberated slaves to move onto.

Right that's me leaving for the office and I suggest the rest of you get a clue and sort your horrible little lives out while I'm gone

I wish Emma Watson would use my mouth as her own personal toilet.

>>212604896

Sames x

>>212604890
Probably going to bed why the fuck would you be leaving now unless you lived in Scotland or some shit

Launch the fucking scuds x

I get the blame because other people can't handle their drink x

Fuck the lot x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgO-262oWzg

Are people still talking about this guy? This creep? That is unbelievable

Sunderland in the premier league? Oh it womfy

Mad how even today aristocrats are blonde ans blue eyed. Nordicism is true.

>>212605050

You better believe it. Sunderland is not just back we're fucking taking over.

WE'RE SUNDERLAND
WE'LL SPEND MORE THAN YOU

Sunderland will piss the Premier League.

We're coming that title. First season.

No one can stop us x

leftypol calling suicide watch on anon
corr two fit female police officers showed up. wish I told them I want to be their police doggy and they hadcuff me up for it

also I am for mens empowerment; I want men to be more powerful. more powerful than women and with more rights. based

wow HelperFag the UK dildositter gayboy shut the fuck up

already been out and ran 10km and done an hours work that's more than you dossers will do all day

>>212605192
WOW you ran for no reason destroying your knees in the process. Good job!!

>>212605223
yeah well you ruin your knees at glory holes gay boy

>>212605223
>t. big fat fatty

Wifi just went down

They want to shut me down x

My interview is in 10 hours fucking kill me

>>212605192
And what?

I made fun of trannies in the speedrun general on /v/, expecting a ban any minute now

Oh aye x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nac6B__nFl0

>>212605291
why are there video game generals on /v/? is there not a whole board for that?

Brit bros he got a point !

>>>/pol/509986698
>>>/pol/509986698
>>>/pol/509986698

>>212605312
this isnt britfeel

I’m an awkward fellow after all

Bloody bhenchod youtube not monetize my ai video fuck you bloody very much saar

Sean Allan aka Marmiteman4 aka Helperlad and French cuck poster in the house tonight

Ahem

ah time for the bi yearly (that’s every two years) psyop where they attempt to gaslight us in to believing there’s massive hype for the the w*mens footy I see

NEW
>>>/tv/212543325
>>>/tv/212543325
>>>/tv/212543325

>>212605399
At least they're mostly white I suppose

>>212605399
let the girlies have their moment lad

>>212605399
>(that’s every two years)
thanks for the translation for us scousers

get the small boat migrants labubu’d up

>helperfag is spamming in here now
did /britfeel/ finally die?

*waits for you know what*

>>212605466
>>212605466

>>212605466
>>212605466