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First for Gunnersaurus.

chelsea are massive i hate to admit it

>>149770400 (OP)
have we started the fire?

>>149770400 (OP)
Well, congratulations! You got yourself signed! Now what's the next step in your master plan?

This saga was so nuts that Ben Jacobs got the first scoop on the fee lmao. €63.5m up front now confirmed.

P.S. fuck Chelshit.

Okay , >we are winning the league

>Chelsea win biggest international trophy (winning the final vs the team that humiliated Arsenal in the CL) and Conference League

>Spurs win Europa League

>Crystal Palace win FA Cup

Surely Arsenal managed at least ONE trophy in the last 5 years, right?

>>149771175
>Infantino Trump MBS gay sex festival
>biggest international trophy

I was agreeing with you until then

>>149771175
FA cup was in 2020, so yes.

>>149770400 (OP)
club for fag supporters

Maresca won more trophies in two months than stage 57 Arteta has managed in six years.

>two cups arsenal aren't even in

There's some 4th division manager in Nigeria somewhere who has more trophies than pep. What an amazing achievement.

Zubi
Gyokeres
Mosquera
Madueke
Eze (probably)

I'll take that. Pretty damn good window.

>>149772978
Should've bought Jude, Vini, Haaland, Vitinha, and Barcola
The club lacks ambition

i rate Gyo really high (as in i wouldn't trade any player from arsenal or chelsea or united for him), he's incredible in open play but he is terrible against low blocks, legit awful, he couldn't even do it against our shitters. I also don't remember a striker we had that was a worst header than him.
On this new meta of running diabolically, pressing, open play, he is perfect. But if you play too slow, tons of crosses, corners, etc, he will under-perform.

>>149773048
Hey at least we aren't having awful windows like united or God forbid, spurs.

gyökeres is a terrible mistake

>>149773106
If Chris Wood can score 20 goals in his mid 30s then gyokeres can too. It'll be fine.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cm2mk4ve081o

Good Goykeres

>>149771175
Still biggest team in London and third biggest team in England blud

>>149773106
>he is terrible against low blocks
that's like 90% of the team he faces in the Portuguese league tho and where he scores all his goals

>CLOSE
>ON THE BRINK
>IMMINENT

>>149770400 (OP)
>signs player(s)
>still has Second Prize Sharteta as manager
NGMI.

feel sick to my stomach

signing the new pepe won't make me feel better

£50 more million or surplus to requirements chelsea hand out

"what phase is maresca in?!

not felt this shit since the eurofinals

we're are fucking dead before the season's even began, no hope. eze won't fix shit

We're not getting Eze, there has been no verbal approach for him.
Zubimendi, Madueke and Gyokeres were the big three signings Sharteta wanted in before the pre-season tour and now we're just selling players to recoup money.

c-can i post

>>149775110
a-at least we'll have /mug/

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>reached verbal agreement with madueke
>few weeks later sign him

>reached verbal agreement with gyokeres
>few weeks later sign him

>reached verbal agreement with mosquera
>few weeks later sign him (this week)

>reached verbal agreement with eze
>few weeks later....

>Quick Quiz:
How Many London Based Teams Can You Name WITHOUT A Trophy In Season 24/25?

holy shit gyokeres is happening!!!!

>>149775532
>emirates cup soon
>not a trophy
yeah fuck off

FREED FROM DESIRE

really is typical that chelsea complete the tophy set during their banter era and we get bantered during our good one
getting SICK of it all

>>149775532
preston north end
west ham
millwall
qpr
arsenal
brentford
fulham
charlton

is that it?

>>149775816
Banter era according to who? They have 1 billion net spend which almost double the next team (spurs)

>>149775835
wait is preston north end in london? I also forgot the immortal Leyton Orient... I'm sure there are more shit clubs in there somewhere

Man United fans have assured me that Gyokeres will flop in the EPL

>>149773396
empty words

>chelsea continental and European trophies in the last 2 months - 2
>Arsenal in the past 150 years - 2

kwab

>>149775892
>mickey mouse trophy
arteta won one of those against city

>muh Charity Shield

>Madueke
what a shit fucking signing lol

Oh yeah,
Chelsea is totally a serious contender for winning the EPL next season

>>149775835
Preston is about 200 miles away from London. Charlton actually won the league one playoff final which you get trophy for. I we going to say Wimbledon, but they won the league 2 final. Bromley, Watford as well, though they're borderline London.

>>149773396
How genuinely do Arsenal fans believe this? Serious question.

>No fireworks
>celebrating while Trump is standing in the middle
lmao at this whole tournament

>>149770400 (OP)
>Emirates
More like "Emigrates" am I right? Because Muslims leave their shithole to infest another country.

>Christian Mosquera
He's giving me Gabriel(the shit one from years ago) vibes.

>>149776813
Unlike gabriel he won't be thrown in as a starter. He's backup for saliba.

Arteta has to win the PL or CL. Or he has to get sacked. No excuses, Enzo comes in first season and has won 2 international cups.

>>149777562
>the jugulator of djurården
>the incinerator of infantino

>>149777562
Maybe arteta should relinquish the league challenge and finish 4th or 17th but focus all resources on cups. Would that make you happy? Because that's exactly what these other teams did. Going for the title had its consequences. Especially when you don't have a super team or a squad of like 40.

Fuck man now Trump has lifted more international trophies than us. Dat raciss bloodclart. What do man do now?

>>149777870
Winning cups > finishing 2nd every season
A club won't be remembered for being a consistent runner up.
Chelsea won every cup that they can participate in and their history only started in 2004. They recycle through managers faster that even Real Madrid and it has been working for them. Sticking to one manager that doesn't win you shit is a waste of time.

>Maresca has already surpassed Sharteta's legacy
B-but muh process amirite guise!!!1111

Why are we selling Kiwior? What is the point in him our for mosquera in? Unless you intend Calafiori cb in which case we need a lb.

>>149777975
You won't be remembered for winning tin pot trophies like carabao cup either. It's the league or champions league that makes you a legend. So far arteta has got the club within touching distance, a CL semi in the 2nd season of qualifying and within a few points of the title on the bounce. Throwing everything away is retarded, especially when he's building his team. We're not Chelsea, we can't just bring in a new manager with a different philosophy and different player requirements in each position every few seasons and bin off the current squad for a new managers requirements. It's beyond retarded to start from scratch when the team is still super competitive and within touching distance.

>>149777870
blud's already making excuses for sharteta

>>149777870
>Going for the title had its consequences
you sound like a bad coffee advert

>>149770512
you just know

>>149778122
If Arteta can't win PL or CL this season after all the investment, he deserves to get the fuck out.
>we are close
We reached one CL final, while Chelsea already won it twice. The win in 2022 allowed them to compete in the club world cup which they just won while their club is in a fucking rebuild phase. They trashed PSG the current CL winners to do so and all Arsenal has to offer is, ohhh we we're so close.
It's this lack of urgency, ruthlesness within the club which makes this club not win shit despite having the biggest fan base in England.

>>149778146
OK genius if it was so simple why didn't Liverpool win a cup? Why didn't Chelsea win the league? Why didn't spurs even achieve top 4? Because according to your logic going for cups and league combined is as simple as anything right? It's doesn't have an effect on squad rotation right?

The dearth continues, arsenalsisters.. the Chels have outshone us (again)

>>149778122
>It's the league or champions league that makes you a legend.
Chelsea won cl by sacking managers tho. Tuchel won it for them after lampard had been freshly sacked and the previous one was won by an interim manager.
If arterta was managing chelsea he would've been long sacked and the mamager coming in would've likely won a title or two.

>€82m for Swedo-Hungarian Martial

I wish him best of luck however.

>>149778221
That investment has resulted in the best defence in the league, best goalkeeper in the league (both statistically) and arguably the best midfield in the league (in several categories but maybe not all). The one position there's been a complete lack of investment happens to be the weak link, so using the investment excuse is moot when the team is let down by a clear lack of investment in a key area. The attack wasn't even 2nd best last season. With gyokeres coming in you'd expect things to change, as investment usually makes teams stronger and higher performing. If a team with a (finally) strong attack with players like gyokeres and rodrygo can't win anything then I'll agree that there's a management issue. Before that happens I'm not going to dodge the obvious weaknesses when you play a guy like fucking merino as striker for half a season.

>>149778227
>Liverpool
>Chelsea
>spurs
are you SURE you wanna go here now, anon?
they all won things
fans *like* winning things, oddly enough
Mr Arteta is a tried, trusted and tested non-winner of things. End fucking of.

>>149778283
Chelsea won the CL by spending 10x more than arsenal and by building entirely new squads every other season for their new managers. Why are you pretending that Chelsea were hated on for that exact reason for decades? Abramovich was just another billionaire owner throwing money at the problem when arsenal were still paying off the stadium and selling the best players to rivals. Even now when arsenal can finally spend, teams like Chelsea are spending over double.

>>149778322
Liverpool spent big money to come 2nd place a bunch of times behind city. Klopp won one CL and one PL in a decade at the club. By those standards arteta still has 5 years left. Chelsea spent 2 billion on some 40 odd players and hundreds of millions before that in the abramovic era. Spurs have the same amount of trophies in the last 30 years as arteta has in his entire management career of 5 years so I don't know why you're mentioning those serial failures.

>we got big vic, we got big vic, we got big vic, we got big vic
not saying we're winning shit but you all should be excited

>>149770400 (OP)
>le no headers man
thanks for falling for yet another /tugão/ scam

Even the Martinelli haters will miss him when he's feeding Kane tap ins against poopensharten while Marmaduke is starting here.

>>149779103
>ynr Jesus
>ynr Arshavin at cf while RvP got horse placenta rubbed on his leg

>Clive is black
what the fuck

>inb4 we signed the Swedish Nicklas Bendtner

>>149770679
Winning this league

It's insane that he's signing partially because he wants vengeance for getting dumped by brighton datawonks.

Fuck turks n tartars. We've got a fucking VIKING on our hands

What soccer team should I support?

Transfer window will still be a failure if they don’t get Rodrygo in

Gyok is def a berta signing. Arteta only likes good boys. The fact he boycotted his club to force a move probably doesn't sit sit right with arteta. We'll see how this behaviour translates to the dressing room.

>>149781148
fuck Rodrygo, we can MAYBE potentially sign one more forward, and if we do, that forward better be Eze

>>149772978
>>149775110
Why did you give up on Rodrygo? Need someome that can win big matches.

>>149781394
Because he's shit.

>>149778122
>You won't be remembered for winning tin pot trophies like carabao cup either.

Yeah but you gotta win something. Winning the FA Cup during Covid is all Arteta has done with Arse. They should be throwing everything at winning trophies. Arse fans are the only people who downplay trophies for 'league position'. Chelsea won the Conference League and the CWC, and Tottenham won the Europa League but only PL, and Arse, fans dismiss that. The PL is not above Continental Competition.

Eze & Mosquera WHEN?

>>149779130
If he ends up feeding kane tap-ins in the blunderliga that's fine and good for him. The style of football we've been playing the last 2 seasons will never suit him. I don't think he's a dead player, but he's going to continue to flop in the squad unless we go back to how we played in 22/23. Although with Győ, that's a real possibility so I'm willing to give him another chance if that does happen.
>Marmaduke
Kek

>>149781148
Rodrygo is shit, there are reasons why Ancelloti and Xabi don't use him

>>149781415
What kind of retarded post is this? The PL isn't above the conference and europa league? Put down the spliff. PL and champions league are equally as valuable as they're the marquee domestic and continental trophies for an English club. Arsenal would literally have to purposely have a shit league season to even qualify for those mid tier European competitions. They aren't even in the conversation. The fact that the final of the europa was contested between 15th and 17th plays says enough about the quality of that shit competiton. Miss me with that shit. You must be a spurs fan because I've never, ever seen people shill the europa league as much as this season.

———————-Raya
Timber——Saliba——Gabriel——MLS
————Zubimendi—-Rice
——————-Ødegaard
Saka———————————Madueke
——————-Gyökeres


———————-Havertz
Martinelli—————————-Nwaneri
————————-Eze
—————Merino——-Nørgaard
Calafiori——-Kiwior—Mosquera—-White
———————Arrizabalaga

>>149781454
>You must be a spurs fan because I've never, ever seen people shill the europa league as much as this season.

lol not a >cock on ball fan. But Arse/PL Delusion that the only Trophy that matters is the Prem and 'maybe the CL too' is pure delusion. Especially since the last time Arsenal won the league, Youtube didn't exist yet.
That Golden Trophy is the only thing that Arse fans hold on to. You guys need to win a trophy of SOME KIND, another FA Cup, throw the League away for the Champions Leauge or fucking something. Win the Carabao and FA Cup, win fucking something

>Arsenal would literally have to purposely have a shit league season to even qualify for those mid tier European competitions.
I mean Arsenal did have an ass in 17-18, which is why they plaed the EL in 18-19 which they proceeded to lose to Chelsea in the final. If Arse had won, I can assure you that you'd be singing a different tone about trophies. Winning something also makes you guys less dependant on the above mentioned golden trophy, placate fans and all, $$, motivates players, etc.

>The PL isn't above the conference and europa league
That's not what I said, I said that you guys dismiss any trophy that isn't the PL and, if you feel like it, the Champions League. And only if you guys feel like actually caring about it.

>The fact that the final of the europa was contested between 15th and 17th plays says enough about the quality of that shit competiton
>because I've never, ever seen people shill the europa league as much as this season.
Ok no, it was shilled because that was pure bantz. If Onana were a half competent GK that saves that shit goal that went in, that match goes to Pens and would have ended 3-2 after 15 rounds of penalties. No other reason than that. It literally was because it was THE TWO WORST sides of the Premier League trying to salvage their season. It's like watching two retards fight to see whose less retarded at that moment. Who just happened to be cock on ball FC.

>>149781551
Even if arsenal won 10 europa leagues on the bounce it wouldn't mean shit because nobody cares about the europa league. Before the conference league was even a thing, europa league teams would get bantered for playing on Thursday nights. It's been that way since eternity. The champions league is the real target and nobody sane will ever tell you that a team who finishes top 4 and fights for the CL but falls short is somehow worse than finishing outside of the top 4 and winning a 2nd or 3rd tier European competition. The reason those competitions even exist are so shit teams have a chance at competing and the requirements for qualifying for them tell as much.

>>149781588
IDK Man, Sevilla is decently respected for winning 6 EL's and Unai being the "King of the Europa League" (Ironic since he unfortunately couldn't do it with Arse, was rooting for him to pull through there for his crown).
I guess it's just different countries and how they see trophies and all. IMO I just think that Arsenal should strive for atleast some other silverware, especially if they aren't going to stop doing what they do around February and Collapse. Because as I said they can't live on the "Invincibles Trophy" forever. Just like in the NFL, and the Dolphins, there will come a day where that one fleeting piece of string that they hold on to with tear and then what?
>Before the conference league was even a thing, europa league teams would get bantered for playing on Thursday nights
I know, I was banting on Man U when they first appeared. Now they are regularly down there. Still though Man U fans were decently placated as Mourinho gave them that piece of Silverware when he did. Especially since they aren't gonna do anything any time soon.

That's just my opinion though. So it is what it is.

>>149781148
Why are people pretending Rodrygo is some superstar?

>>149781269
Even if berta may eventually do a Joao Felix type bust signing, it's better than twiddling your thumbs for months on end.

>>149781511
A-team bottles the league and cl

B-team reaches FA Cup & Carbonara Cup finals (which are then bottled by the A-team)

>>149781749
I’m not but he’s available and it would be a big upgrade to the left wing for a cut price

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1944648053350113327

>>149782181
also
>Arsenal working to complete deal to sign defender Cristhian Mosquera from Valencia. 23yo centre-back into last year at #ValenciaCF + #AFC move now very advanced. Personal terms done for Spain youth int’l to make switch. W/ @MarioCortegana @TheAthleticFC

>>149782254
Turning out to be a pretty decent window, at least way better than we expected.

>>149782275
True, if >we somehow manage to get Eze too the window might go down as one the (recently) best ever*
*if the signed players actually perform and >we aren’t hit by a horrid everyone is either shit or injured curse - again.

>all these signings
So was Edu the problem after all?

>>149782348
Distraction tactics to get the press off of P*rtey (who is a raypist, btw)

>>149782433
Based Partey did it for Arsenal.

the fire rises.

>>149777870
Nothing will make people here happy. Arteta can win the CL and the PL and the same Arteta outers will complain and scream Arteta out because he played Havertz too much or that he lost to Liverpool in the FA Cup or something like that

>"Edu please sign some players please please pleaase I'm begging you!"
>"*burp* heh... not so fast Mikel, I have barbecue to deal with!"

>>149782703
Oh fuck, he's on to us artetaoutbros, what is our response?

>>149782703
you're literally making this up, if arteta won the CL and the Premiership people will erect a memorial for him, he will be haild as the greatest arsenal manager ever. but so far he won an FA cup and a carabao.

>>149782703
What a load of utter nonsense.

>>149782703
>Arteta can win the CL and the PL
no he can't

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1944694300916252934

HE SAID THE THING GAUYS!!!!

>>149782703
TRVTH NVKE

based berta

>>149782703
Bollocks, we hate him because he hasn't won anything.

The back four for the friendlies better be White, Mosquera, Kiwior and Calafiori, I don't want to see a single starter getting injured.

>Mosquera
Great player with great potential, completely stalled at Valencia. It's a shame that the owner of Valencia is only interested in money because Valencia won't find a better center-back on the market.

>>149775882
yeah and that's why it's been their banter era coming like 12th

>>149775835
Sutton United, Wealdstone, Dagenham & Redbridge from the National League. On the plus side Barnet won it and got promoted to League 2.

>>149775900
no

>>149770400 (OP)
Isn't he too old for Arteta?

>>149781454
>I've never, ever seen people shill the europa league as much as this season.
It's funny because the Europa League is now a massive cakewalk of a competition as there are no teams dropping down from the CL group stages.

>>149782776
>BREAKING: Christian Mosquera to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place with formal steps to follow.
Not only have I never seen him play, I didn't even know he existed until this summer.

>jokeres
4 goals (3p) for the season, one assist

>>149783216
This means he had a season ending injury at old Trafford, sad.

so is it

>badueke
>maduekek
>maduekgay
>sadueke
>substandueke
>NIGGER

what is his nickname

>>149783248
His slander name is Madueke.

>signings
now SELL some shit players

>6 signings done by pre-season
ngl, I'm impressed. If this were Edu we'd still be wasting time waiting for Sesko's agent to answer our emails.

>>149783283
kepa
norgaard
madoodooke
gyokeres
eze

am i forgetting someone

>>149783299
>>149782776

now there is only the LW signing left, legit impressed by Big Berta.
Now all that’s left is an injury free pre-season and Arteta not sucking major balls in the league & CL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVm66gDOwhA
>not a tap in merchant

Chelsea: Conference League, Club World Cup
Tottenham: Europa League
Liverpool: Premier League
Arsenal: Cup Eliminate Real Madrid

>>149783763
literally only liverpool have something to cheer about then

Can this team win the PL?

>>149784157
not when the other team looks like this

>>149784271
>Bradley
lol
>Shitnate
lol
>Diaz
lol
>Isak
Dream on

>>149784536
tremendous analysis

>>149770400 (OP)
>>149770400 (OP)
Objectively the smallest club in London

>Gyokeres and Mosquera apparently done
okay i'm a fair bit happier now if this is true however will still not forgive the club for wasting 52 million on another Chelsea reject until they get either Eze or Rodrygo

>>149784157
Timber will be on the left and MLS on the right.

>>149782768
>he won an FA cup and a carabao.
If only. Arsenal have a shit record in the League cup and haven't won it in decades.

>>149783248
>Marmadueke
>Marmaladueke
>Macaroniueke
>Mascarponeueke
>Mac&Cheeseueke
>MyGoodnessHe'sJustSoBadueke

>maduekek
>maduwackey

>makes-u-madkek

>>149785804
Artetter is going for 1A/1B setup this year

>>149783248
Whoopi goldberg

Madookie it's that simple

>>149785804
Havertz in for Odefraud and the most haram 442 you've ever seen.

My sources confirm that talks with Eze are progressing nicely.

>>149785804
Swap merino for havertz.

Was here a couple days ago really malding.
If we get eze, madueke instantly becomes a pretty solid deal. don't think we'll get a better value backup for saka and he can play on the left too

Kepa - 5
Mosquara - 15
Norguard - 15
Zubimendi - 55
Madueke - 52
Gyokeres - 58

Thats 200 million done in this transfer window. Plus another 68mill on eze. There's no chance now we get a proper left winger, we are stuck with martinelli for the rest of this season.

>>149786582
Gabriel Jesus in December will be like a new signing

>breaking up with your gf so you can join arse
ELITE mentality

>havertz cost more than Gyokeres
Kai will be the starter.

>>149786765
No man are you just meming? When was the last time he played?

>>149786582
Zinny, Nelson, Trossard, Fabio and friends will all get sold.

>>149787259
weed be lucky to get 50mil for the lot of them

>>149786453
What people overlook with Madueke is that Chelsea were happy to structure the deal on very favourable terms (very little up front) and that his wages are very low (something like £50k/w). That makes him a £12m/y depth signing - that's less than what Fabio Vieira costs us - who barely dents the funds available for other targets. If we're getting Gyokeres + another attacker it's a perfectly good depth signing.

>>149787440
aint none wrong with a cool fifty millie cuzz

>>149787454
No, dont even try to rationalize it.
if this cunt doesn't get 25 g/a per season for the next 4 years he's utter shite, simple as

I have high hope for gyokeres, but knowing our luck he'll get injured first game of the season either that or he flops worse than shitvertz and gaysus

>>149787585
Hammy goes in the first game.

>>149787585
would be typical if a player with a near impeccable injury record gets his first long term injury at Arsenal.

Seen all I needed to of Gyokeres to know that he will never be elite. Top players don't throw tantrums to try to force a move the way he did.

>>149787885
yeah they run their contract down and go to Madrid, don’t they, shitty ?

>>149787912
Or they do this
https://www.tntsports.co.uk/football/premier-league/2015-2016/raheem-sterling-tells-liverpool-he-doesnt-want-to-go-on-tour-as-he-tries-to-force-move_sto4812796/story.shtml

>>149787885

will WE buy eberechi eze?

>>149787585
Gabriel is going to break his shoulders in training and hit him the Bane celebration. Your man won't see a single minute of the season until December.

>>149788105
No. Madueke is already shaping up to be the biggest (*) on this transfer window.

>>149770400 (OP)
>shitizen seething about a good signing
Love to see it

>>149787885
Ronaldo, Messi, Suarez, Ibra, just from the top of my head.

Anybody else getting PTSD from the last time >we signed a Valencia defender?

https://x.com/iemadAFC/status/1944801678345060608

rodrygo
eze
anthony gordon
rafa leao

whom'st is your pick?

>>149788562
I don't imagine Gordon would be possible

>>149788562
Eze by far
Been watching Milan weekly ever since Pulisic joined and Leao is so overrated

>>149788562
Rodrygo
<small power gap>
Eze
<giant power gap>
Gordon

fuck Leao

>>149787585
>for some reason completely forgot about injuries and thought gyokeres would play the full season
It’s joever
>but wait
Kaichads… we will push the team through the finish line

>>149788562
1. Eze
2. Keep Martinelli + Trossard
3. power gap
4. Rodrygo + Martinelli
5. Gordon
6. Leão

If you let me pick somebody outside of that list then Barcola comes after Eze.

>>149770400 (OP)

>>149788562
Eze the only one here even worth considering. You can debate if he suits the left wing but he wins by elimination.

>Rodrygo
Apparently Madrid want north of €100m. Watch Liverpool get scammed for that in their spending delirium and flip him to Serie A for €35m in 2027

>Gordon
Newcastle won't sell

>Rafa Lmao
Mikel will lynch this lazy fuck on a tree after seeing him off the ball for one minute

>>149789546
>Europa League
>"champions"

Kek those retarded jews cream themselves over anything made of silver.

>>149788478
We've had so many shit defenders I don't remember who it was

>[Record] Deal between Arsenal and Sporting for Gyökeres on the verge of collapse; clubs unable to reach agreement on 10M€ objectives fee. Player and entourage will make a public statement in the coming hours
>https://www.record.pt/futebol/futebol-nacional/liga-betclic/sporting/detalhe/negocio-entre-arsenal-e-sporting-por-gyokeres-na-iminencia-de-cair

>>149790262
What a clown show. These journos who confirmed the deal as done yesterday should be held accountable for their lies

>>149790262
>[Record]
These guys chat the most shit

>>149790372
Are they Portuguese? Talksport journalist was saying that they're shit and fed rubbish by sporting

>>149789600
The last time Arsenal won a title more prestigious than the Europa League was 21 years ago. That's seven thousand, seven hundred and thirty days.

>>149790462
Yes

>>149789546

>>149790262
i suspect sporting's president is a filthy jew who loves money more than his ow offspring, but i might be mistaken.

>>149790690
>We're outside the normie circles
BASED.

>[Sam Dean] If all goes to plan over the next few days, Arsenal will have made six first-team signings before the start of their pre-season tour. That has never happened before at #AFC in the 23 years since the current transfer window system was introduced.

>>149791547
>make 6 signings
>spend £200m+
>improve one position in the squad
get Sharteta a knighthood and a Nobel prize right away

So why Arteta didn't sign Palmer when he was available?
>185 cm
>ex-shitty

>>149791839
Arteta doesn't like brainlets

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>something happens somewhere
>the first thing they think about is arsenal

Now I get why players hire hitmen, gangsters and jewish "moneylenders" as their agents

Did Chelshit ever have a chant for Madueke to the tune of Allouette, Gentille Alloutte? Seems the logical one if he actually ever does anything chant worthy

>>149794827
Someone on xitter recommended smooth criminal.
Replacing "Annie are you OK" with "Noni Madueke"

Does F1nn5ter support Arsenal? If so consider me a fan.

>>149796099
Isn’t that the troon ? If so then no he doesn’t.

>>149794827
I always think of the section in REMs sidewindter sleeps tonight - call me when you try to wake her up... It fits

>>149796618
Havertz must know that he is destined to be a bench player from now on.

>>149796911
He will start at least 25 PL games this season, mark my words.
Arteta loves him. Personally I expect him to score 44 goals in all competitions

>>149790511
A title so prestigious Spurs immediately sacked the manager that won it :D

So did you expect us to accept you guys winning the title as Gyokeres 10 million bonus on his transfer fee?

That would be an huge gamble.

Why dont you just pay for the man and fuck off?

>>149797450
Calm down. We're not doing the negotiating. Neither are you.

>>149797450
You think Berta lurks here?

>>149797521
hopefully

Where is the HERE WE GO! Other clubs go snatch top players up in a matter of weeks, and we have to deal with months and months of nonsense and penny-pinching

>da ox is a free agent
bring him home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NAs_Sh4r3A
He plays like Saliba.

>>149798549
>saliba
He's literally a gabriel regen

>Liverpool getting Isak
It's so fucking over

>>149798549
>always sliding in

Musafi regen

>>149798923
This should fuel Gyokeres even more.

>>149798950
>Mustafi
https://youtu.be/mZuT1sy_-Vk?t=55

By far the SOFTEST CB I have ever seen in my life. Outmuscled and outjumped in every single duel. Mans just came and stole a living for 4 years.

>>149799045
He was a reigning World Champion when he joined the Arse, mind you.

could someone please help a retard out that never attended a footy match in his life. im looking to buy tickets for my best mate cause hes a huge Arsenal fan, but Ive no clue how to go about this and the prices for tickets. From what I saw on the club page, away tickets are distributed by a ballot system which makes it hard to get. Whats confusing me is that ticket reselling sites already had seats priced for hundreds of quid before the ballots went live.


Specifically I am talking about the Man U. vs Arsenal game on the 17th August. Id love to be able to buy a ticket for the away section of the stadium -- are ticket resellers the only way? Is it normal that they really charge upwards of 400 pounds? Id really appreciate if someone could explain the process behind this

>>149799400
>are ticket resellers the only way?
Yes if you didn't have a club membership

>Is it normal that they really charge upwards of 400 pounds?
Yes because it's a high profile derby, on the first day of the season and Arsenal/United tickets are just really expensive in general due to the status of the clubs within the country and around the world.

Unfortunately you don't have any options.

That Gyökeres saga is getting on my nerves, his agent and Sporting are the worst scum imaginable.
Also lol @ Lolerpool trying for Isak.

>>149799571
They're getting Šeško

>>149799571
His agent is fine, sporting are holding out for the most amount possible which is in their best interests.

>>149799588
nobody's paying 100m for sesko

>>149799604
Leipzig will give them a desperation discount. Plus Šeško likes Liverpool way more than Arsenal. That's why he didn't really push to go there. His favourite clubs are Liverpool and Real Madrid.

>>149799552

thanks mate, theres also the upcoming game vs Leeds, would you know if domestic stadium games are also distributed via ballot or are they first come first serve?

>>149799603
Would be funny if Sporting ruined the deal just to spite Cuckeres

>>149799627
more here:

https://www.arsenal.com/news/how-does-arsenal-ticket-ballot-work

>le transfer takes 1 billion years to complete

>>149799104
Did he play a single minute?

>le swede has no patience

>>149800052
i'm fyoumin lad

>>149770400 (OP)
PEACE HAS COST YOU YOUR STRENGTH

LOSSES HAVE DEFEATED YOU

>>149799640
hmm silver membership doesnt look too expensive

Notice how Isak calmly confirmed his preference that Liverpool should sign him, but isn't throwing his toys out of the pram and refusing to train with his current club? I just thought that was interesting.

>YouTube[Fabrizio Romano] Gyokeres’ agents are still in London trying to finalise a deal. Sporting are now asking for more money with guaranteed add ons. The situation is tense as Sporting keep asking for more and more

>>149800033
just needs to be ready for preseason (overseas) but fuck Sporting.

Why didn't Liverpool go for Gyokeres?

Imagine the seethe when its official.

I feel sick. Why can't we just close things out smoothly? If it takes this much hassle to get a guy we've been linked with for 9 months, there's no way we're getting Eze.

>>149800615
No way you're this retarded right?

>>149801600
He is, resident schizos tend to be.

>>149800691
It's a hail mary attempt by Sporting to get something more out of the deal.
They have no choice but to sell Goykeres to Arsenal this summer.

>>149799394

>>149801679
Gyokeres has 3 years of contract with the world cup next year. If a deal isnt reached he will play

>>149800748
they shop from the top shelf

I like to imagine a room with Sporting and Gyokere's agent screaming at each other while Berta sits there smoking a cigar and Coventry keeps quiet by the corner.

>>149801802
same but instead of Berta it's me and instead of the agents of Sporting and Gyokeres it's extremely attractive women with heaving breasts.

>>149801837
Coventry guy stays?

>>149801848
Coventry guy is 10 lines of coke

>>149801733
you’re not wrong, but I doubt it would be at Sporting. He’d likely request a loan to some Turkish club and then be sold off in winter

Terminate the contract and join Arsenal as a free agent lol.

>>149801999
Not yet, the Webster law can only be used after 3 years of contract.

>>149802298
DELETE THIS NOW

>hehehe...arsenal...hehehe

>>149802298

>>149802298
I hope spurs get trashed 8-0 in the supercup by PSG.
That will lower their spirits

>>149802298
Destabilizing a country that's 100 times bigger than your own for more than 25 years is a much more significant achievement than winning a sports tournament

>Madueke already had medical
>Mosquera medical on Wednesday
>deal has been reached with Sporting’s President for Gyökeres
all of that and the club will slowly drag out each announcement to hold supporters over until the end of the transfer window

>>149782254
fuck off the pole that played really good for a guy that got relegated with valencia

>Isak is available for the price of Gyokeres + Madueke
Now THAT would be funny

>>149803158
explain the funny

>>149802357
How did they do it? Congo are so incompetent holy shit

>>149803598
>needed an elite striker for years
>fans want Isak
>Isak too expensive
>Sharteta wants Sesko
>Sesko too expensive
>blows the budget on Gyokeres + a winger for Milk Cup games

>>149803690
>needed an elite striker for years
so have many other clubs. 'elite strikers' dont grow on trees
>fans want Isak
fans of every club expect to sign the 'next messi' in every window
>Isak too expensive
well he is all things considered?
>Sharteta wants Sesko
>Sesko too expensive
imagine paying paying 90m for mika biereth..
>blows the budget on Gyokeres + a winger for Milk Cup games
there's plenty left

Sporting are going to raise it up to Šeško's price, kek

>shitizen in overdrive for the last few days
calm down lad, la

Where would this starting 11 finish in the PL?

>>149804392
6-8th

>>149804392
first, obviously, allahu akbar fampai

>>149804392
Comfortably 15th

>>149804392
still worse than Liverpool and City's B teams

I haven't been following Arsenal for like a decade, but I'm glad Gyokeres signed for you. Great player I've been rooting for for a while. Hope he delivers.

Why aren't other clubs fighting over Gyokeres? What do they know that we don't?

>>149805259
Do you reckon they might know that the majority of the Primeira Liga is worse than the Championship and that Viktor only scored a goal every 3 games in the Championship?

>>149805259
dawg, why would any other club waste their time when Gyokeres from the start of the window made it very clear he only wants to play for Arsenal?

>>149805460
precisely this. gyokeres is really a United-tier signing

>>149805519
What a player wants comes secondary to what the club wants

AAAAAAAAAH SPORTING, RELEASE GYÖKERES

>>149809093
Why would they do that? The cards are all in Sporting's hands
If Arsenal don't want to pay the release clause up front and in full somebody WILL pay it in January

>Ethan Nwaneri was deployed mainly on the right side of Arsenal’s attack last season, however, it is expected he will soon occupy a more central role, providing competition & back-up for Martin Ødegaard. [@David_Ornstein]
good for the kid

does this also mean that Havertz is going to be playing right wing?

>>149809302
what about Eze?

>>149809772
Sounds like eze will be primary backup for odegaard but also back up the left wing. Madueke will be backup for both wings. Nwanari will be 3rd choice backup for odegaard and eze which I suppose makes sense considering he's still only 18.

>>149807579
>the atropelator of Azerbaijan
>the backbreaker of Baku

>>149809872
So Nwaneri can't wait to sign a new contract to be 3rd choice behind Odefraud and Eze instead of being 2nd choice behind the easily injured Saka. Ok, got it, makes sense

I wish Sweden or Norway win the World Cup
But not Denmark.
Fuck Denmark

>>149809916
Ornstein explicitly said there were no playing time demands.

>>149809953
THIS

>>149810045
Lad help me decide something. Intellectual beauty vs physical beauty.

>>149807579
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about (you're an absolute VIKING chad and you're on your way to annihilate the creepy somali r@yper dming your loyal trad gf)

>>149810024
which means he must be confident there will be no Eze and he only has to compete for Odeshart's place

>250m for redeemygo + isuck

Guys, where is isak on this list? He should be here right?

>>149810191
isak is a fraud

>>149797335
Guess the UCL also isn't prestigious because Chelsea sacked Roberto Di Matteo after winning their first with him. This is the logic of your cope.
He's a piece of advice - you're an Arsenal fan. Don't speak on trophies, it is beyond your understanding.

>>149810191
where is Gyokeres on this list?

RB Leipzig wanted a young player and had 20M to pay

Plan A Was Mosquera and they tried until the end, but he prioritized the Arsenal project.
(@sanchis14)

lol! get fucked leipshit

>>149810665
lol
lmao even

>>149810334
...Di Matteo got given a new contract and only got sacked after tanking the next season, in November. I'm not sure you should be talking about logic when you display the cognitive abilities of a mongoloid cretin.

>>149809916
Sweet deal for any 18 year old imo. If he gets the itch to play more minutes, he can just move to another team after collecting a bag.

>>149790511
FA Cup > Europa league

>>149810069
>Intellectual beauty
this goes a long way lad, I am with a beautiful German woman whose prescence annoys the fuck out of me


Related, I just saw the Superman movie, I too hate Israel now

>>149811624
Ok what about:

Intellectually awesome (great talker) but has had cosmetic surgery vs natural beauty (green eyes, bubble butt etc) but is completely introverted

>whose prescence annoys the fuck out of me
why?

Arsenal are very happy with the fee paid for Noni Madueke, and are adamant that it will be seen as excellent business in a few years time. Mikel Arteta really pushed for the deal, believing he can thrive at Arsenal, and does not view him as a back-up. [@charles_watts]

>>149811704
I don't buy this 'Arteta wanted Madueke' shit

>>149811704
>and does not view him as a back-up.
They keep saying this but he is absolutely not going to start above Saka or even Martinelli or Trossard. By definition he is a back up player. A player who will only start because the others are injured or need rest but Arteta will never rest a player so they have to be injured. Maybe I can see him getting some game time over Martinelli but I'd be genuinely surprised if they were both fit the whole season and Martinelli ends up with fewer minutes.

>>149811704
We're stuck forever with this terrorist and his army of brainwashed idiots

>>149802298
>mickey mouse cup logos
Vs
>heart of darkness African nation who genocides and invades its neighbors
Which is cooler, anonymous?

>>149811856
Apparently Congo and Rwanda agreed on a truce back in June in part due to your country so no more fighting for now.

Arsenal owner, Kroenke Sports & Entertainment, are the most valuable sports empire in 2025 with an evaluation of $21.2 billion, $5.7 billion more than any other. [@CNBC]

Sporting’s desired €10m add-on structure for Arsenal to sign Viktor Gyökeres, per
@Record_Portugal:

First set of 20 games (€2.5m)
Second set of 20 games (€2.5m)
Champions League qualification (€2.5m)
20 games in the second season (€2.5m)

>>149811704
From the same guy who really really wanted Mudryk

EXCL: After a few busy days getting deals done, Arsenal are now shifting focus.

Outgoings will be prioritised.
Market will be monitored for opportunities.
Eze’s camp has been contacted.
Rodrygo is a player the club admires.

[@FabrizioRomano]

WHERE THE FUCK IS GYÖKERES AAAAAAAAH
>inb4 triple announcement of Madueke, Mosquera and Gyökeres next week

I don't want Trossard to leave. He's the most clutch player on the roster.

>>149810230
He's legit, but he has that Arsenal DNA with 4-6 weeks out due to muscular injury.

Arsenal have received an approach from Fulham to re-sign Reiss Nelson.

The structure of the deal, which is likely to be a loan, is still to be finalised but talks are ongoing as all parties try to find a resolution.

(
@SamiMokbel_BBC
exclusive)

>another loan

>>149812300
>contract expires in 2027
>100k per week
wonder if Arsenal subsidies some of those wages

>>149812104
My point stands

Odefraud on the gear. Quad incoming

>>149811624
You always know you're in for a cursed viewing when you see the puma kit

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSPPPIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAA

>>149813563
Strength doesn’t matter if you’re a pussy

either bump this thread to cap or let it die so we can change the OP image before the Gyok deal collapses

>>149813826
what do you think I've been doing all morning?

>>149811691
>whose presence annoys the fuck out of me

She mimics an English accent and adds an anime-type voice to it

its hard to explain but its the most annoying shit ever, it's very off putting

>>149812300
Dude barely stays healthy and is on too big a wage for a bum. Just have to hope he stays healthy and has a fluke season to get like £15 million back

>>149813826
>believing poortuguese polemics
ngmi

If I was an Arsenal fan I'd genuinely be thinking 'instead of spending £120 million on Gyokeres, Madueke, Mosquera and Kepa can we not just go and slap down £120 million for Isak and see what they say?'

thankfully you're not an arsenal fan

the third kid is sexo

>>149815953
>the third kid is sexo

Even if we win everything, I'd still like for Arteta to go. It's been too long, we need to try something new.

>Parma willing to buy Fabio Viera. arsenal wants £20 million

Sending out Carlos cuesta to do us a solid.

Now need edu to buy lokonga or some shit for Forrest

>>149816671
Edu is just an agent of chaos. He seeks to maximally ruin everyone's life

>>149816552
You wouldn't actually though? How could you want him to leave after winning a treble? Something no Arsenal manager before him has ever done?

>>149814299
is she wenger out?

>>149817025
>intellectual
>wenger out
isnt some american 'sport' on tv now?

>>149817126
nah baseball is on break and no hockey or hoops or gridiron for awhile

Gyökeres pls ;.;

>>149817624
soon schnitzel fampai

>One player who is with the group but has yet to get involved beyond rehabilitation, at least according to the images, is Jurrien Timber. The Dutchman underwent a procedure at the end of the season to repair an ankle problem but is hoping to get back playing ahead of the new season.

>There were no images of Timber in the latest release and those that are available from five days prior only show the full-back doing fitness work and no ball work.

>Gabriel Magalhaes, however, appears to have stepped up his recovery and is doing ball work although there are yet to be images of the Brazilian in much other than minor drills.
glad Gabriel is back, but hopefully the medical staff don’t rush Timber back

>However, after rumours linking Karl Hein with a move to Sevilla, there has been no sign of the goalkeeper. David Raya, Kepa, and Tommy Setford were all pictured, but the Estonian international was not snapped since the previous release five days earlier. This could be a potential hint as to discussions over an exit being under way, although certainly not definitive.
forgot about Hein, hopefully the transfer happens soon

>>149817624
Noni announcement today, Mosquera announcement either tomorrow or Saturday. Gyok fuck knows. Romano is an obese grifting fatfuck who knows the deal is done and he can give the "here we go" but is milking this social media cow until she's down to her bone marrow.

And I'm still falling for it and can't wait.

We leave for Singapore Sunday so you imagine those three will be sealed by then one way or another.

Nwaneri switched numbers to 22, that has to account for something right?

>>149815571
Yeah, why get a very good striker that fit the system we play plus other backup players we desperately need when we could just try to buy a striker that is very good playing direct football (which we aren't doing).

>>149820456
Odegaard watch out.

>>149820508
because the system you play makes you look like Stoke and doesn't win trophies

"I don't want Isak. I want Gyokeres and Madueke"
- No one, ever

Keith Downie
@SkySports_Keith
Sunderland have genuine interest in Granit Xhaka and are plotting an ambitious move for Bayer Leverkusen midfielder.
Can confirm The Black Cats are exploring the possibility of signing the 32-year-old Bundesliga winner this window to spearhead their Premier League return.

>>149821963
You're getting Ekitike not Isak, pal. Enjoy your Darwin 2.0.

>Viktor Gyökeres' house is undergoing changes with a house removal van. The end of the saga is near.
https://x.com/ZRAFC/status/1945830687564554302

>>149823345
here we go

Gyokeres #10, 14, 99?

>>149824648
10, 14 is for Eze.

>>149824677
I feel like it being the other way around would be a better fit.

>>149824648
GLOCK9

>>149824648
He wears #17 for the national team

>>149825572
Pretty sure Zinchenko is >our current no. 17.

WHERE THE DUCE IS GYÖKERES ?!

>>149825621
that's right
wonder if he's going to still be here this season. he was benched for so long last season, I don't think artetter rates him

>>149825651
Promo videos take time. Especially when lawyers need to deal with Batman copyrights.

>>149826003
It seems like we're doing a lot on Sundays this window so I'm expecting Madueke or Mosquera's announcements to happen during the weekend and Gyokeres on tuesday or something.

Well done Olivia Smith!

They win Champions League and make major world record investments into the club. This is how it's done keep building stronger!

more like Olivia Shit

SIGN A STRIKER WENGA

do we reckon Ethan can actually make it in the first team? Behind Saka and Madueke now.. Odegaard cover?

>>149826216
yeah there were news that Nwaneri‘s new role will be centrally.

>>149826216
He'll take over when Ode goes on paternity leave

>>149826116
After winning the CL for the second time, the women don't want to rest on their laurels and are pushing forward.

>>149826116
She felt she needed to leave Liverpool to win trophies at Arsenal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWEs_UWXrfk

Welcome to today's edition of "Find Pewl's new striker". Where the fuck is Liverpool FCs new star-striker among the top 5 scorers in his league? He's not even 6th!!

>>149827357
Guirassy would lowkey be a smart acquisition for them. Cheap, in his peak years, enough pnp to make an instant impact for a year or two while the dead as fuck striker market sorts itself out.

If Gyökeres isn’t on the plane on Saturday we riot.

>>149829309
he will be la you needn't worry

>>149830101
>you needn't worry

let this be a lesson: never again do business with Sporting

EBERECHI EZE NOW!

>Open /sp/ catalog
>scroll down and down and down
>know there are no signings because low /arse/

>>149832568
media people take 3 billion years to do their shitty photoshoots and interviews.
I'm sure everyone around the club and the media outside the club absolutely love that arsenal drag their transfers for so long. it's an infinity content generation pool for them

Jesus Christ, these penalties were fucking atrocious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkrnVnWvPU8

Yesterday I was a good customer.

>>149832848
i was laughing because it reminded me of what womens football used to look like. shambles

>>149832849
To be fair I'm going to get the new shirt too. My first Arsenal home shirt for a number of years.

>>149826280

>>149832849
That’s the women's shirt lol.

>>149835236
Are you assuming that anon's gender m8.

Viktor Gyökeres is furious with Sporting for stalling his move to Arsenal. He hates them right now.

He even had his relatives clear out his house in Portugal yesterday in an attempt to force his move to the Gunners.

(Source: CNN Portugal)

>>149835280
>No link to said source
Doubt.jpg

>general happy about jokeres
Im gonna go with the xitter tacticos on this, he's a pensioner league merchant who's gonna flop like nunez

Where are the signings?

/sp/ EXCL: Noni Madueke to be announced as an Arsenal player today. He will wear #20. First official image as an Arsenal player

>>149836161
nice but where is Gyökeres?!

>>149836161
That is a street thug.

>>149835405
https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1946103475881873513?t=qKC92CxE-5ekFwP4OUn0qQ&s=19

He needs to ditch the headband. Looks so stupid.

>>149836462
I can only assume he's packing a Gervinho fivehead and is self conscious about it.

Alright gyokeres has been "here we go soon" for fucking weeks now
Fuck sporting and fuck portugal
Gyokeres better fucking bag 25+ goals or we were scammed

>>149836161
Why is he allowed to wear that hat?

>>149836161
We should have retired the 20 for Diogo Jota

>>149836743
what is foreign media saying about it? I hear different shit every day here on the radio, deal is off/on/almost done/still far from being concluded

havertz is the striker for the season

Anyone else here going to the 'NLD' in Hong Kong in two weeks?

>mbeumo for 71m

>>149837714
>It's real
How do >us and manure keep getting rinsed in the transfer market?

>>149837714
he had a year left on his deal as well lol

>>149837641
Obvs I am.

[Fabrizio Romano] Arsenal have agreed deal to sign 17 year old talented striker Will Wright, documents being prepared. Arsenal won the race despite interest from several clubs.

>>149838719
Read the thread before posting retard

>>149838826
why such a hostile response over a simple honest post

>>149838826
literally hasn't even been mentioned you daft mong

>>149837714
>yanited

I fear the worst is happening to the Gyökeres deal.

>>149839147
Not like you've ever been positive about anything ever

>>149839160
absolutely not true, I’m just realistic about things.

>>149839186
>negative = realistic

>>149838859
corn syrup rage unfortunately

>>149839250
swedeanon!! When was the last time I was wrong about Arsenal related things ? Stuff usually turns out bad when it comes to Arsenal.

>>149839284
Might start tracking your predictions just to prove how wrong you are

>>149839314
Go right ahead, once >we played the first ten games of the season I can pretty much predict the rest of it.

>>149839284
You keep predicting finishes outside of top 4.

C'mon then, anons. Let's have some fun. Post your first 10 games of the season predictions and let's see who can win the coveted title of Wise Man of /arse/.

>Points after 10 games
>Arsenal player with the most goals
>Arsenal player with the most assists
>Total goals scored
>Total goals conceeded
>BONUS: Last player Arsenal sign in the transfer window

We can screencap it and have a laff later on.

>>149839827
At least wait for gyokeres to announced

>>149839827
At least post the fixtures
I think we'll get 22 points the rest is too much trouble.

Looks like Nwaneri renewed for 5 years and Madueke's announcement is imminent

>>149839827
Let's do this after the preseason tour. I need to see them play first

Fiiiiiiiine, anons. Let's wait until after pre-season. We're still going to embarass ourselves either way.

It's just a Nicholas Jackson of time

>>149840616
Thats just food for ABAs to point and shout DELUSIONAL, not that they dont do it anyway.

>>149840568
And there it is

>>149840694
>>149840694
I want it to be over

>>149840694
Next OP image then

>>149840749
can get the Gyokeres OP image curse down finally, probably sign him soon after

>I've spoken to Declan Rice, Myles, Bukayo, even Jurrien
Not to kai
>Madukeke

>>149840919
Kai is friends with Ödegaard

>>149840694
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
(because of the bandana)

>>149840954
No bandana in that image tho

>>149840694
You best do your part sending this bum abuse after he stinks it up first game of the season

>>149840954
Gervinho
(because of the bandana)

>madueke
oh nononononono

>>149840966
Grasping at strings. This dude will be great (for a reserve).

If he really is tapping Rubi Rose's bumper then marriage broker sharteta has his work cut out for him.

what

My source sent me this lads

>>149841200
Shit crop. It's uploaded to Getty

>>149841217
my source is slacking i think

>>149841245

>>149841217
>Kieran Oxlade Chamberlain

>>149840694
Welcome to Good Burger.

>>149841282

>Madueke announcement
>Mosquera interview leaked
>still no peep, not even a Romano tweet about Gyökeres
fuck ooooooooffffffff

>>149840178
That’s 30 points (I’m going insane)

>>149841568
Kaibros we’re back in business!

> All documents have been signed between Ethan Nwaneri’s camp and Arsenal for new deal.
well at least some good news

>>149841832
Glock9 will play on the left wing. The Kaiser is untouchable.

>>149841927
Thank fucking god
Don’t know which one is the better talent, mls or him but tying them both down feels great

>>149842012
Yeah he will won’t he? We can’t be spending 50 big ones on backup. Iirc the trossard leaving rumours are still in the air but I hope he doesn’t leave
Three players that can play left wing, can you believe it?

>[Gary Jacob] Arsenal are not expected to finalise a deal for Gyokeres before the squad leave for the Asia tour on Saturday. Arsenal remain interested in signing a left winger if Trossard leaves and Eze as an attacking midfielder
https://www.thetimes.com/sport/football/article/noni-madueke-transfer-arsenal-ederson-galatasaray-man-city-9cxxx8br6

>>149842976
Some rumours about Xavi Simons as well.

Jokeres signed yet?!

>>149842976
>Eze and LW
noice, pls leave Trossard
>not finishing the Gyökeres deal
aaaaaaaaaah I’m going insane

>”First, I want to make it clear that this wasn’t a one-sided contract termination, nor did I suddenly say ‘I want to leave.’ It was a decision made after thorough discussions with the club.”

>“We concluded that, ‘this is the best outcome for me, the club, and everyone involved.’ That’s why I left early — it was a peaceful departure, a mutual closure.”

>He continued: “I was at Arsenal for four years, but in the 2024–25 season, I only played five minutes. I spent the entire year in rehabilitation.

>“During that time, I was under a lot of pressure and uncertainty. Honestly, my heart wasn’t really in it anymore. I started asking myself, ‘Do I really have a future here?’

>“With all those factors [yes, I was thinking about leaving], I definitely had that thought.

>“Once I had decided to leave, I went around saying goodbye to my teammates, coaches, and staff. I walked into the locker room, the staff offices, and told each person, ‘I’m leaving.’

>“Through this process, I truly felt again that I was really loved by everyone here. That made me very happy. My teammates were surprised too, since I still had a contract, and I was still recovering from injury.”

>He also shared a heartfelt message for Arsenal supporters: “Your support gave me strength. Whether in London or Japan, I always felt your encouragement. Being able to play as an Arsenal player made me very happy.

>“I’m proud of my four years at the club. From now on, I’ll support the team as a Gooner alongside all of you.”

>>149844625
wasnt this posted already i have i refreshed too many pages today? anyway tomi is love, tomi is life

Eze is really the last piece of the puzzle

>>149844700
Eze plays off the left

Arseanal just put the 10M in the bag bro

how about you give up on said 10M?

>>149844700
Zubimendi really should have picked 42
Looks way better with his name

>>149845007
Plus it rhymes
Zubimendi 42
Missed opportunity (not the last I'm sure!!)

>>149844625
Think he can actually leave with his head left high
I won’t ever forget his misplaced pass in our home leg against city in 22/23 which killed the game, but he was fucking crazy in the following season
Best for all parts, hope he can still play footy dough

>>149844740
So then Martinelli/Eze, Odegaard/Nwaneri and Saka/Madueke. Either way, we're so close to having a properly competitive 2nd XI. Just need to work on two or three 15m+ outgoings from Zinchenko/Trossard/Vieira to facilitate the Eze transfer.

>>149837714
big if true

>>149844625
wishing him all the best, he was good but damn was he a glass cannon. He seems like a great guy too, always remember when he stood his ground against Richarlison on the sideline.

>>149845230
Funny part is that united customers still think he’ll save em

>>149811704
Unpopular opinion but Noni is an objective upgrade on Gabriel "I can't look up when I dribble" Shartinelli, even if Noni plays on the right (is left-footed)

>>149845679
Well that’s not saying much innit

Why only Arsenal has leaks of player in kit before official announcement? Rotten from top to bottom!

>>149846728
They should have a lot more leaks IMHO daniel-san.
I want faster transfer confirmations

Reminder that gyokerface is currently homeless.

I am completely unsure of whether Giovanni "Gio" Kerez will be good or not but he has to be better than Nketiah was as backup. Or the name Gabriel Jesus (but not the player unless it's Christmas). And with our revenue we can probably just buy a better one next year for the new manager if he's shit.

>>149849258
Listen, nketiah wasn’t good enough, but he pulled us through that united game in 22/23 with a crazy flick
I know you’re not hating but it has to be said

>>149844700
Rodrygo rather than Nonci would have been the answer, could have excelled on the left and covered Saka on the right if he ever got injured.
Eze would be a great pick up either way though

>>149850438
Stop it. Rodrygo wouldn't even be an upgrade on Martinelli. And to spend that much money and wages on a backup would have been insane.

>>149850741
What a load of shit, Martinelli is gonna be back up to Noni anyway, you're telling me you'd prefer him over Rodrygo?

>>149850741
swedenanon you never disappoint kek

>>149844625
WHO?
But most importantly:
>r*ddit spacing

>>149851455
>r*ddit spacing
welcome newfag

Season starts next month, and we're still asking Sporting what Gyokeres favourite colour is.

Convinced it's going to be a Watkins deadline day signing

>>149850838
Have you watched Rodrygo? He doesn't defend and he can only do fancy stuff on the counter against shitters. The rest of the time he is a ghost. I would get him for 30-40m and 80-100k in wages because maybe he can develop into something better but not for those insane prices and wages that has been reported.

>>149851048
Someone needs to be sensible around here.

Wenger 500

>>149853747
>>149853747
>>149853747