Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem edition

Wokey

Its not even that hot you mongs

>>81488334
It's very humid though. Looking forward to thunderstorms

>>81487356
This gif is so mesmerising. Could watch it for hours

HHL needs to get some new bags in

tfw no thunderstorms

It not right

This is my local, anyone want a meetup there?

>>81488396
Rain predicted later today for sunderland though followed by sunshine for that extra humidity boost

>>81488396

Why? I still have two left. Barely touched it the last hour or so just been vibing and doomscrolling. Just gonna get it over with now though. Kinda glad me smackhead mate didn't answer his phone now, would have gone off the rails today and I'm already on thin ice with me neighbours.

>>81488399
I'd come meet you this afternoon if you wanted

Just sick of boomers.
>Aaaaa the news the news all liars, can't trust em, fake news, the bankers the bonuses it's disgusting
>t. literally has BBC News Sky News GB News on the idiotbox 24/7 beaming absolute slop into the airwaves in their house
Every time I visit my parents I get too depressed at the general environment they choose to live in. Hopeless.
The news is banned in my house.

>>81488414
Love the news me, especially during happenings

sweaty, done in wollocks

its hot af but the gf wants to go to the market, why are normies like this

>>81488414
I finally got Mum to ditch her TV licence last month. That's some progress at least.

>>81488446
Phwoar, go and get her fanny nice and sweaty

>>81488466
>Cancels TV license
>Starts watching YouTube AstroTurf podcast slop instead
And it not lush.

shippy's sweaty bald patch

>>81488478
It was very sweaty yesterday after 5 miles walking in that heat

>>81488408
What are the neighbours bothering you about?

is outbreaklad in? what did you think? thought Turnstile were fucking class. Alex G wasn't great. Knocked Loose were pretty fun.

Sucking a filter coffee lads

>>81488560
on that espresso grind

>he's never summited Triglav

So odd watching asmr lass dad on bbc look north.

garn for a 5-6k jog. legs still tired after that tempo session I did the other day. 5 reps of 6 mins at threshold pace (4.05 per km).

>>81488632
do you jog on pavement? my knees hurt thinking about it

>>81488572
I wish I had an espresso machine. Instead I just have a humble AeroPress.

Jammers was addicted to vidya growing up. Used to get up really early in the morning to watch karate kid on vhs, wake his mum up and make her mad. Then she'd give him money to go out. Proper handful he must've been. He doesn't enjoy vidya the same way anyway. Kinda like me. Shouldn't have wasted my life on vidya as cope. Time you realise it, you're like 35 and it's too late to begin life now.

https://youtu.be/1CGdsEH5KJs

>>81488635
yeah pretty much all my runs are done on concrete, mebe a little grass if I'm in the parks. I'd love to get into fell running desu but I'd have to move back up to bonny jockland for that.

>>81488645
I got one of these about 10 years ago and it's still going

>>81488648
vidya is the one form of media that hasn't turned into complete and utter dogshit, and still provides benefits into old age, so everytime some failure of a middle aged dude cries about "le wasted time" I roll my eyes.

>>81488653
Yeah but when you spend every day on vidya then it's an issue. Used to be up all night playing me xbox 360 in my teens. i should have taken risks in life.

>>81488648
>35 and it's too late to begin life now
why

>>81488669
That's because you're thick as fuck Jammers. Which is why you get """bullied""" (as an adult? lmao) at your pleb warehouse jobs. You were never going to take risks, it's a cope

Came across a Japanese vlogger channel called Samurai Daddy

It's video after video after video complaining about his wife and being depressed. Those Japs take doomposting to another level.

>>81488671
Got no friends lad, everyone be married and busy now. Very difficult to get on a career path later in life.

>>81488672
I'm not jammers. Jammers don't post here mate.

>>81488651
That's cool. I don't think I can justify one at the moment but maybe one day. Also I do quite like the AeroPress. Easy to use, durable (unlike a glass French press), portable, makes decent coffee.

Corrr, sky is all overcast as shit today. Perfect summer weather

>>81488669
You can still do things lad. I played Xbox when I was a teen but I also spent time with friends, drinking beer etc. But even when you're older you can of course do social things. You just need to take that first step of meeting up with people.

There's a quote from Woody Allen which is something like "80 percent of success is showing up". Once you've shown up at something you've overcome the biggest hurdle.

>>81488704
I wsih it was here, sunny and humid instead, grim.

>>81488698
>Got no friends lad,
Inceldom is more rife than ever. There's tons of lonely men out there with no friends. Get a hobby.
>Everyone be married and busy now
Not true. Plus, if it makes you cope any better, they'll be divorced and miserable in 10 years
>Very difficult to get on a career path later in life.
True, but entrepreneurship is open to everyone of all ages

>>81488723
Based overcast-enjoyer anon. It's peak when it looks like it's going to rain, but actually doesn't, so the sky has this purply-grey hue over it. Absolutely love it.

seasideMARK Its sweet being debt free, my debts are paid off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lEaK84uKkc

>>81488719
Problem is I'm not good at that. I don't like talking about boring shit like getting a house or having a family. I especially don't want to talk about sports. You can't really meet people anymore anyway. It's fucked.

I got this coffee machine lids, it's not too bad.

>>81488734
To clarify though, I only like 'dark' overcast if you know what I mean, 'light' overcast is absolutely horrible

>>81488727
What hobby? I only really like video games. I don't want to sit there fishing all day or painting figurines.

>>81488749
>what hobby
I don't know, I'm not you

>I don't want to sit there fishing all day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcDlRDnYvYQ

Looks comfy

Get a Chinese handheld for about 40-50 from aliexpress and you can combine fishing and gaming and going outside all at the same time.

mornin de lids oh it's the mornin de lids
oh yeah it's mornin de lids a rainy mornin de lids

>>81488734
Should have fully read your post before replying, but that that sort of 'almost raining' overcast is perfect. Wish the weather was like that 365 days a year desu

>>81488739
There are different kinds of people. Some people aren't interested in having families, or talking about sports, and they might not care about getting a house either. Some people are more interested in video games, some people are more interested in books, etc. It's possible to find people with a similar outlook / similar interests to yourself.

>>81488758
cute dog. Feels cruel cooking all that food right next to it though. I'd just want to feed it constantly

>>81488758
Yeah would be good to do that in Japan. No chance of me ever affording it though. I'd be all alone.

"Yorkshire" man Zainal Osman caught sexually assaulting teenage girl. I wonder if he's an asy... yup.

Really struggling with FF6 lads. I absolutely love 7, 8, 9 and 10, and I've finished 12 too, but this one is an utter slog and I'm not sure why people bum it so much. Not like it's just because it's old either, Chrono Trigger was great.

https://www.youtube.com/@Food4Dogs

A granny talking about Sega and PS5 and JRPGS with a channel name Food4Dogs. The things you find on youtube.

>>81488723
>grim
same, not a fan

for me perfect is low 20s and sunny

Frightening to think we let hundreds of these men in every week on dinghies.

https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/courts/drunk-yorkshire-man-sexually-harassed-15-year-old-girl-on-train-in-frightening-incident-5176609

The humidity interferers with his sweating. His fishy or shitty sweat lingers on him for longer and makes his TMAU worse. He won't be able to work for the rest of the summer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw10ZnFs3ok

>>81488854
Deleted his racing tips almost immediately after uploading them, so by time I saw this video it was too late. Not happy

Aberdeen was the sunniest place in the UK yesterday. I wonder if richardabdn was still moaning

>>81488783
>This time next week I'll be on my way to a country with a climate that is conducive to the good of humanity. Just wish it was for good and not just a holiday.

kek, the one day Aberdeen has the best weather in the UK he's abroad

poley is a sex offender

>>81488862
It was super nice yesterday. Chucking it down now tho

>>81488871
What a spiritually brown post. Nice to see modern forum posts though and not everything is just tweets and reddit.

>>81488886
What's brown about it?

life is better without the ketamine imo

>>81488902
Doesn't seem like it would be. Everything is better on wrugs

>>81488852
Salt of the earth native Yorkshire man there.

Why won't Chika let me use his bussy to have a good time?

>>81488908
Aren't you after Scottish bussy these days

I can't answer what my favourite movies are. Think I got dementia lads. I should really just start tracking what I've watched and enjoyed as a reminder.

>>81488903
yeah a few minutes after typing that i thought, 'what am i on about?' but i can't get any in soon also i just took a tramadol maybe a clonazepam

>>81488653
>vidya is the one form of media that hasn't turned into complete and utter dogshit
Are you joking?

Why work if you're not very bright? It's so over. Graduates are doing these grim jobs now. There aren't enough jobs. We should not feel bad for claiming the bennies.

https://old.reddit.com/r/UKJobs/comments/1lah6q8/not_enough_jobs_for_low_iq_people/

So just got off the phone with the pluggington and he confirmed there's been a mix up and I ended up with fookin ket. I knew it. So yeah, been on the ket today. At least that means I'm stil 7 weeks no wokey on Monday so get in there.

>>81488931
I am absolutely not joking no, and if the next reply to this involves you posting some absolute Triple A slop like CoD or Concorde or Assassins Creed, then just warning you, don't bother.

>>81488852
What an absolute fucking disgrace to call this disgusting creature a Yorkshire man. It's not even human.

>>81488940
I honestly think you're making all this up.

>Girl A told the jury she had been targeted by more than 200 men, while Girl B said social workers had regarded her as "a prostitute" from the age of 10.

Glad I'm never bring children into this horrible country with these monsters in every city.

Time is the cure all, a truth I have repeatedly learned, but how much more of my life must be spent healing? When does recovery turn to growth? When will my suffering become strength? I see no light at the end of this tunnel I find myself in.

>>81488940
Corr I used to do ket a lot in my 20s. It's genuinely a fun drug to use when you're just chilling. Much better that coke that makes you go mental.

>>81488934
I used to work with a lad that had a degree, he used to talk like he was better than people because he had a degree. Shut him up 1 day, by saying, I left school at 16, zero GCSE's, I was a smackhead from 17-25, yet we're doing the same job, for the same amount of pay, what went wrong in your life mate?

>>81488959
And what memeflag would you have on /pol/, la, european, nato?

>>81488947

Nope. Telling the truth de lid.

>>81488964

Yeah, it's not bad just not really my thing. This ket will definitely be a one off. It was making me nearly fall asleep a little while ago. I might just save the last waggington for later as I'm gonna doze off soon.

Eventually you realise some posters just talk absolute bollocks. It's daydream tier delusions that they lean into, crafting an ever-expanding body of lies. When you see it you can't unsee it. Cheers.
Just saying when personality does the funny thing, 9 times out of 10 it didn't even happen.

>he cant tell the difference between ket and cocaine

Laying on my back in bed, thought I had a fart coming, was the tiniest flex of my sphincter away from shitting the bed.

>>81488976
Ket fucks with your bladder. Seeing as you piss your nappy on a regular basis already I would hold off on doing anymore.

>>81488653
>>81488943
as a very light gamer (unqualified to call myself a gamer) i think exactly that big slop set some bad precedents that even affects the smaller games, from DLC/microtranscations/paying for demos (lol), to just how games are designed/meant to be challenging.

sort of checked out with horse armour for DLC. then even PC games stopped letting you run your own server. didn't think gamers, especially PC gamers would put up with this. imagine if they said "you require a Razer(TM) mouse to play this game" eventually they'd just go out and buy them.

it's all your fault. but yeah there are still gems. i think you can 100% say that about films and music, though. maybe TV has suffered the most? films can be detached and standalone, i feel like series tend to FEEL like they're in the current culture.

>>81488982
1 is given to horses, the other is given to stripppers.

shit LARP desu

>>81488959
The UK is definitely a terrible country to bring sprogs up in, although in cases like this, its usually always social services. The entire social services system is basically a child prostitution agency.

The general rule of thumb is, no matter how bad parents are, it's never better to put sprogs into care. Even someone like Fred and Rose west as parents would be a borderline case.

i changed my mind.

>>81488940
you, Sunderland Station, one hour.

Youd notice the difference with the first line. They feel very different in the nose

>>81488982
Didnt want to call him out, but exactly this.
>transclucent crystal shards
>crunchy, turns to a loose fine powder
>slight burn
Versus
>flaky, pearlescent chunks
>slightly clumpy, cuts into fluffy powder
>barely any burn, distinctive aroma
100% LARP

having a wee nap now if thats alright with you my lads

>>81488976
Here's one for you lad, what if ALL the wokey you've been given since day one was something else? What if you've literally never done wokey, because everything you've been given was something else

lee can't have cheese de lats

>>81488982
Also forgot to add, this retard expects me to believe he paid cocaine price for ketamine, and he isnt seething? Get a grip

>>81488649
running on concrete is fucking terrible for you, do grassy hilly sprints. The human knee joint is not designed to take that sort of impact over time.

>>81488697
theres a few of those, you come across the overworked salaryman?
>https://www.youtube.com/@salarymantokyo

theres another of a depressed japanese father, cant remember what hes called but he shows his face and actually talks to the camera

>>81489012
cor this is some "do we see colours differently? is my red your blue?" mindfuckery.

nobody had "weed" when i was a lad, our cannabis was that horrible tack/resin stuff, that's just what "dope" was.

How should I run down the clock today de lads?

>>81489023
That one doesn't seem as bad as this. He just seems to be a depressed wagie, which I imagine is super common. This guy though really hates his wife kek, probably cheated on him so not surprised.

>>81489032
Nah it wasn't some qualia thing, I'm just saying if his dealer is scamming him today, what's to say he hasn't been scammed from day 1

>>81489044
cor will be watching this I think, the other lads situation is awful though, once left at 6:30am and didn't go to sleep till 3am and had to be up at 6:30 again to wage, no idea how they manage that

If dubs I'll see if TN is about

>>81489044
Why doesn't this guy just talk to his wife. Or if it's an unrecoverable situation, divorce her. What's the point in languishing in a bad situation, and just moaning about it? Do something for fuck's sake

>>81489043
Learn steps dance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9_b5qWHZjQ

>>81489043
Drivelling on britfeel

Would love to go to the yemen version of that desu

>>81489074
>What's the point in languishing in a bad situation, and just moaning about it? Do something for fuck's sake
I haven't got a clue about Japan but I'd wager that getting a divorce would be worse than staying with her. I mean, that's literallly the point of marriage, to make splitting up a massive hassle.

*shuffles side to side clapping like a maniac*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4

>>81489080
Why is she acting like a holiday camp entertainer speaking to children.

Keep thinking it's sunday and I've got waging tomorrow because I had yesterday off

>>81489089
Maybe she expects it will be mainly children learning to do it?
>>81489096
Lucky you lad. Any plans for your newly discovered extra day off?

>>81489109
>Maybe she expects it will be mainly children learning to do it?
She hasn't quite learned these videos are for 60 year old men to get a semi watching some young woman dance

Ah, nice spot of ye olde choon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73tiBBzvFM
>>81489118
Or, maybe she does know, and thinks some may have dementia, so talks to them like children so it is easier to take in?

seasideMARK has got enough left on his data allowance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy-Sc8L8kus

>>81489121
Whoa, she's clever. Fair play

>>81489109
>Lucky you lad. Any plans for your newly discovered extra day off?
Nah, was thinking of garn Malverns again but I need a day of rest really, might go again tomororow. I did offer to meet anon in Nottingham but he didn't reply

>>81489124
>If I'm not on YouTube for a few days I get loads of messages
Ktim

>>81489124
what happened to his glasses kek, no ear arm

I'm alive
woooowww

>>81489096
Do you enjoy working Sundays? Would rather work weekends and have weekdays off if I could

>Anons are worried marky boy running out of data

>>81489153
What a great day. I'm alive. Got to think yourself lucky

Ok, I'm ready to try my project for the day:
Master CSS.
LET'S FUCKEN GO!
I'm expecting to be confused almost instantaneously and rage quit

I quite like this, for brrrrrrrrap music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jdM6StLr30

>>81489155
Same, I occasionally work Saturday and I'd rather have weekdays off too

>>81489155
Same. Everywhere is too busy at weekend, I can't relax so I do all my stuff during weekdays instead when it's just old people and mummies.

>>81489160
You can't "Master" anything in a day, but you can easily get the basics of CSS down no problem, and then it's just forever consulting documentation when you get stuck (as is the case for everything techy related)

Last two digits is the percentage chance I summit Snowdon by 33

Worst part of doing coke for me was always being extremely horny but never being able to get hard. Women are much better on coke than men.

Realised I'm almost as old as David Brent. Makes you realise he wasn't doing that badly for himself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SISdqfg0rkE

I work every Saturday (morning) and i want to kms, 6 days a week is shit

I used to work 12 days on 2 off and that made me want to kms

I think i just want to kms tbqh

>>81489189
How many hours a day

>>81489166
I know anon, I'm just being facetious. I wouldn't be able to master it in my lifetime.
But I can start to learn some things, see if it piques my interest.

absolutely pissing it down de lads, enjoyable

Mate wants me to have a few jars with him at the local later (no, it's not the fucking Beehive) but not sure I can be arsed now.

>>81489217
>no, it's not the fucking Beehive
Quick lads, it's the Beehive. britfeel trip to see our chairman in action

>>81489201
8 during the week and 3 over the weekend
Outdoors looking after some shithole golf course

>>81489232
Doesn't sound too bad to me. I think I'd enjoy working outside

beehive bedlam

>>81489232
ever shat in one of the holes as a prank?

>>81489169
it's really not very difficult shippy lad

what would you do if your mum was a total slag? how does one deal with that

Wops torpedo tits

>>81489292
that only gives me 26 days though, weather would need to be good and it's also a 4 hour drive there and back

>>81489217
go for a kip lad. best thing about ket is no/minimal comedown compared to the wokey

>>81489261
it can be womfy but getting up everyday at 5am to go run around doing physical manual labour all the fucking time gets annoying

Its also minimum wage (every single course pays at least 13.50 ) so there is no staff , they are cunting everyone about with a "pay rise" for the last 4 months so i really dont give a fuck about the place tbqh

>>81489272
kek not yet lad

It did happen a few years ago ( i wasn't working at the time)

There was a big fuck off swastika in a bunker this morning, a nice change from badly drawn cocks tbqh

>>81489319
Are you left alone do you have to work with other people

>>81489185

Kek same here lid. It's such a weird drug. You probably have to take viagra to counter-act it but mixiing wrugs is dodgy af. I wouldn't risk it.

>>81489326
>>81489319
It sounds alright but I get that it could be annoying. Probably a nice job to do for a few days then you get sick of it

You could get on that self employed landscape gardening grind?

don't like this. very boring.

just keep writing songs about NIntendos and how dancing is fun. Reddit/stereotypes will die. play through it.

Elon Musk is also a ket addict apparently.

Corr am sweating like fuck now.

>>81489350
Are you still on pip ?

>>81489350
Does the spacker hotel have air conditioning?

>>81489327
Most of the time you are on your own (lack of staff) but a lot of jobs take at least 2-4 hours depending on what you are cutting

>>81489332
im only seasonal, work april to November , i was in for a few weeks last winter to help out and fuck that for a laugh
Cold miserable, ice everywhere, dark and you are STILL doing the same shit, shovelling out ditches and other shit (because its too wet to cut)

Few lads in work do a few gardens on the side, they make some extra money but they all hate it , working all day to go straight out after work and work the rest of the evening
OR spend your entire weekend cutting grass, then back to cutting grass flat out all week

>>81489350
as the other anons say, ket is a bit more 'gravelly', even if you've got it super powdered.
i recommend this if you're not nose-breathing very well.

>>81489368
anyone i know who has used these say they get "addicted" to them and their nose would block constantly unless they blasted these things all the time

Avoid

Fiat 500 lasses.

>>81489372
>anyone i know who has used these say they get "addicted" to them and their nose would block constantly unless they blasted these things all the time
NTA but, that's capitalismwang. Keep em coming, have that constant source of revenue.

>>81489372
you the same anon who said this a few months ago?
definitely depend on them now, yeah. but they were a life send whenever my sinuses had closed up.

it's just like medicated shampoo for dandruff. you can live with it forever.

Hurrhurr
*snort laughs like a pig*

Ah no, hang on, I didn't need teh %.
Hurrhurr, now it's funny

>>81489412
what? i don't use extensions because i'm an adult
are you samefrenning?

Hang on again, I have an idea to try.
Ahve a choon whilst you wait for teh result.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqg3l3r_DRI

>>81489412
>>81489421
i still don't get it
something is going over my head sorry lad

>>81489430
okay, i'll delete MY posts, then you can delete your alpha and beta attempts, then everyone will simply see your carefully-crafted ruse.

>>81488982
If he's doing lines of ket, as someone with no tolerance to it as he's never done it before, surely he'd be absolutely k-holed?
>x4sDWP

Grim Tale.
Have been a on call carer for my neighbour for 15 years, they're elderly, told the family they were being a bit lazy in caring for them, maybe 1 visit a week.
Went mental on me and told me they were very ill this week and thretened me by text. This was a few days ago.
One of the neighbours kids just knocked my door and gave me an earful that i wasn't needed anymore and that i was rude to them etc etc and they've just had to call an ambulance for my neighbour and its my fault.
If my neighbour dies they are going to blame me aren't they?

>>81489428
You don't use extensions for what?
>>81489436
I changed what it showed when somebody replied. It says "this fag" instead of saying the post number of the reply, but now I have it so it says "this fag" and also shows the post number.
>>81489442
Does ket mess with your mind that much?

>>81489372
I'm 10 months no spraying

got a 20p lucky 63 on all of Ryan Moore's rides today lads
this is how you do your wollocks

>>81489442
Ah, you thought I was maybe complaining about your posts? No, Those were just random posts near the bottom of the page that I took a screenshot of.
Sorry anon, didn't mean to make you paranoid about anything.

>>81489452
how dare you keep an eye on your neighbour for over 15 years

What a bunch of cunts lmao

Genuinely feel bad now.

>>81489457
haha this is a really funny post, good job

>>81488651
That's exactly what I have mate, and it's about 7 years and still going strong. I want a better one but I can't bring myself to replace it when it still works.

>Didn't win the euromillions

Its rolled over for Tuesday, thats when I'll fufill the propehcy

>>81489462
glad you could kick it, lad. i'm still on the subscribe & save.

Helper, what's your porn of choice on the gear? Mine was always feet suff and gangbangs.

>>81489452
>One of the neighbours kids just knocked my door and gave me an earful that i wasn't needed anymore
>If my neighbour dies they are going to blame me aren't they?

No lad they can blame the kid now because its his responsibility

Then you can really guilt trip the cunts by saying things like "Well he WAS fine for the FIFTEEN YEARS i was looking out for him but im not needed anymore"

>>81489489
Does yours drip out onto the worktop too yet?

I looked at alternatives but didn't seem to be any reason to get a new one. Like you say, it does what it does. Don't need anything fancier, don't want to spend the effort faffing about with grinders.

>>81489480
I know, the whole reason i told them i needed more help from them and they were being lazy was that their relative was really demanding and the kid said "you should have known something was wrong", I did, that's why i asked for more help???!!! (which was insulting to them) wtf?

>>81489512
thats a good perspective, thanks.

i just use this, freeze the leftover coffee into ice cubes, then make frappes.

Odds and I go to the casino tonight

>>81489522
doesn't get more even than that.

>>81489522
we all w w wambling at the w w wasino in life

>>81489522
Hang on tightly, let go lightly.

which wasino are you going to, Shippy?

I'm going to watch the American military parade. Luv tanks me

>>81489452
this is exactly the sort of convenient stuff i'd write IF i was about to murder them. you're a good carer, always have been, their family are acting strange/aggressively...

just saying, anon. did you at least get their LPOA?

Need to move out of my parent's place. They argue so much that I'm constantly nervous and on edge, just waiting for another shouting match. Absolutely hate it, feeling anxious all of the time. It's no way to live

>>81489559
are you on the council housing register?
even if you aren't actively looking, it's worth getting it sorted. maybe even just registering your interest in properties since, you never know.

>>81489559
Do you have enough for a flat or are you thinking about bedsit

>>81489552
No nothing like that. I was just being neighbourly. It's been a real shock how quickly theve done a 180. I was accepted when i was doing all this the minute i aslked for help because they were being lazy they've gone completely mental.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HNuk8m2OE4

>>81489559
I know that feel lad- it's fucking awful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYufxz2TC3Y

>>81489565
I have honestly no idea where to even start, I'm going to look into it and do some research today. Need to move out ASAP. My mother is very controlling and I know she doesn't want me to move out, but I have to.
>>81489566
Literally anywhere, I don't mind if it's small, or a shithole or whatever, I just need to move out.

>>81489544
That wasn't me posting, although funnily enough I have been to the casino that was being referred to. Make of that what you will

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AAhifzHN24
i dunno if this is happy or sad. this little boy made a film and Quentin Tarantino thinks it's...i mean...his last film was good :)

It's weird, normally I piss so frequently that I've previously suspected that I have diabetes. Yesterday I drank 3 litres of water/ribena and didn't even piss for 4 hours after that

>>81489505

I get that this is just a bair post to get me to say something embarrassing but I don't really "goon" anymore. I used to able to edge for hours but not anymore for some reason. Lately, I've become quite obsessed with tittyfucking but usually I just watch some random JOI.

>>81489620
i know this feel, i live with my mum and she criticises literally everything i do.

When I was born britfeel was a far simpler place. It was all just NEETS and students. But it wasn't for me. Then came the Summer of Nonces. Jun and Len arrived on the scene. There were villains banned for twelve days for racism doing time with avatarfag nonces down six hours for posting twenty images of poofs. I mean work it out mate. We're in the wrong fucking game. Nonces. Changed. Everything. Always remember that one day all this nonce business will all be legal. They won't leave it to people like me. Not once they figure out how many yous is in it. Not singles. Fucking doubles. Britfeel Nonces PLC: "Giving People What They Want." Good times today, regret tomorrow. But this is now. So while prohibition lasts, make hay while the sun shines. I'm not a nonce. I'm a businessman whose commodity happens to be noncing. I mean ten years ago a bit of noncing was for pop stars or a celebrities birthday bash. It was demonized by /Pol/ posters getting drunk shitposting in naff brit/pol/ threads. Now they're my biggest clients.

It is vital that we work to a few golden rules: Always post in small teams. Keep a low profile. Never post with anyone who doesn't come recommended. I mean it's like posting anything: pepes, wojaks, trannies, as long as you don't take the piss people will always come back for more. And that's not to say that we don't have that special kind of magic that turns two images into three. But never get too greedy. Know and respect your enemy! It is only very very stupid people who think the rules are stupid. And avoid like the plague, loud attention seeking wannabe nonces like Helper who are in it for the glory, to be a face, to be a name. They don't mean to fuck up. They just do. Oh, and forgive me for stating the obvious, but stay away from the end user. They're guaranteed to bring you trouble. As does discord. I hate discord. And anime. But, as some Roman general once said. If you want peace, prepare for war.

https://youtu.be/_WjeWsiujmU

>>81489646
why not meet real women on one of your pub excursions?

>>81489653
>i live with my mum and she criticises literally everything i do.
I knew this feel. It got to the point where I told her (and family in general) less and less and less. Both my parents probably died thinking I was a virgin.

>>81489656
The nappy tends to put women off

>>81489669
why? we all have our problems

Humid day dee lads

>>81489533
ooo hello sailor, chance would be a fine thing

very funny, /tv/ poster.

wtf going on era den

>>81489655
Fucking hell this might be the best /britfeel/ post of all time. Fortunately my desk isn't made of MDF so it could easily take the pounding I just gave it

The potato niggers are NOT happy today de lids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PljM8E5lTf0

>>81489707
Corr, Niall is doing well for himself, haven't seen him on Dowson's website recently. Maybe he cut ties, hopefully.

Based paddies

>>81489700
>luckily my desk isn't made of MDF

>>81489663
sorry about your parents lad. did you eventually move out?

Best nappy brand? Pampers or Huggies?

>>81489707
Absolutely based. Godspeed

>>81489731
My favourite brand is 'find a better hobby you obsessive freak'.

>>81489730
Eventually they got divorced and both moved out, leaving me with the house

>>81489707
based paddy lads
get in there

>>81489715
News/police are just demonising the general public until they give up and crawl back into their caves but the Irish are a stubborn and simple bunch

They will listen to endless shit from people talking about human rights etc then turn around and say
>"Yeah but fuck these foreigners, they have to go"
and news just doubles down on calling everyone racists for not wanting a little bit of foreign rapists on the streets

Me Irish passport arrived today. Wahey!

Nappy? Filled, of course

Thinking of smoking some weedington later lids

I miss having the taskbar at the top of the screen, handy because that's where the tabs are, easy to use.
I miss using w10 (microsoft are wankers). 1 day I might become a linuxfag, but till that day is here, I'll have to be a windowsfag.

>>81489741
i see. i think in my case i just need to apply for more jobs so then i can move out. i applied for jobs recently but haven't got any interviews.

>>81489758
you can put it at the top on win10 lad

What are you using currently? your post is confusing me lid

think it's a bit mean taking /britfeel/ jn-jokes over to /tv/
maybe it's funny to us but they just won't understand

>>81489773
Shitty w11 now, but I have my old PC that has w10 on it, but I want to put linux on that, but also toying with the idea of getting some new hardware for it.

>>81489795
qrd in this me laddy?

operating systems don't "owe" you customisation. they already have accessibility features to deal with.

i just wanna be a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qQyUi4zfDs

>>81489795
That was 8 years ago lad

>>81489795
just drop an ssmism here and there
got one lad on /sp/ seething at us

Letting in the Islams will proper sort this country lids: no bennie scroungers, no fags, no rapists, no atheists. It'll be proper lush lids

>>81489802
>>>/tv/211445217

>>81489707
What's the point in racism like this. It's probably not going to work. Look at all the times where racism has failed:
>Apartheid South Africa - failed
>Balkan ethnic cleansings - failed
>Nazi "final solution" - failed
>Jim Crow laws in the USA - failed
>Confederates trying to preserve slavery - failed

>>81489800
Just install Linux you stupid faggot

>>81489817
UM ACKSHALLY IT WAS ABOUT STATE RIGHTS

>>81489795
I've crossposted all me life because of hearing about TMAU

>>81489806
Hopefully in another life, bro

going to put together a high-end Linux rig so i can play NetHack and Super Tux Racer

>>81489829
Hope he got arrested for that ludicrous display. Shameful.

Deliveroo cancelled my order ffs, i'll have to go out.

Normies love The White Lotus.

>>81489820
No need for that, desu.

>>81489817
China - succeeded
North Korea - succeeded
Dozens of African nations - succeeded

eggs and mushrooms for dinner de lads we eating 4x healthier

Mums now buying her boyfriend food because he cannot afford it. I think my mum is going out with Oliver Twist lads. Grim as fuck.

>>81489817
No one really cares in the grand scheme of things (well they do but there is fuck all that can be done and its too late now to change anything)

The people "protesting" get called racists and far right and this thins the heard because they feel guilty

The rest are just kids and dossers who have no clue what its about, they are just out to throw bricks at police wagons and get drunk as fuck in the process

>>81489866
blad is the local food bank
not right

On a fat 5 hour train journey today, not lush lids

Watching prison shows and "dirty protests" are the dumbest fucking thing ever. Everyone doing it should just be executed.

>>81489866
Read your posts yesterday lid, hang in there

me? waiting for my food shopping to dry.

>>81489817
racism is doing really well in Israel

Learning how to count cards in blackjack

>>81489906
doing really well in some arab states too

>>81489912
Thinking about becoming a croupier lad?

its been fucking pissing it down for well over 9 hours at this point

Weather for the fucking ducks eh?

>>81489932
Its all good up norf my liiid. Suns out n all.

>>81489912
isn't it a myth, or at least a myth that it's illegal? do they ban you from casinos, anyway?

even entirely visibly or not even consciously if, say, all the 3s were out, and you needed a 3, you'd just know? or even stuff like "okay there are only three permutations left that will give me 5, with how many cards that are left in the deck, that means..." type stuff?

what's even meant to be the point of the game? are you supposed to treat it as 100% luck-based, all the time, like the counts are hidden information?

>>81489932
Lucky bugger, it's only rained a couple of times here.

>>81489935
but i am up norf lid

Well norf west i suppose (Northern Ireland)

Magic: The Gathering guys have 60 cards in their decks (i think) and they know how many they have left and what they can pull, what they need, etc.

why go after Rain Man? what did he do?

Wish somebody could make a programme that automatically downloads seasideMARK videos the second he uploads it. You have to be awake at 6am to keep up with his musings. Not right,

>>81489944
Those imports come through yet? If the shipping is by asendia forget about it, they are so shit.

>>81489941
Don't think it's ever been illegal, but you certainly get banned

Although, these days they use multiple decks and change frequently so it doesn't work unless you're rainman. Also, you're just increasing your odds, you don't actually know what card comes out next but you'll know it's around X% that it's Y card so you increase your bet if it's favorable and decrease if odds are shit.

>>81489947
This website does it.
www.stinkyfishstinkyshitmanuploafdownloafLET'SGO!!!.co.uk

>>81489866
Fucking 'ell. Hope he's not taking food off your plate. Hope you have a lock on your bedroom incase he's a fucking thief.

>>81489955
imports lad?

No clue, there must be another norn irish lid in here (im the HAWG cranking one)

>>81489947
i reckon if anyone still had RSS feeds, it'd be Google. although they might have things AGAINST scripting, want you to go into a browser, use their accounts.

still, stuff like NewPipe/Invidious and yt-dlp exists. like with music there should be some 'sync all' feature where it downloads everything and keeps it up to date.

>>81489947
Need to rent a server and run a monitoring script 24/7

Windows 11 update is enabling bitlocker by default now. Sneaky cunts

>>81489944
Hello fellow NIlad. Aye, it's been pissing down all fucking night. Miserable.
>>81489955
No not yet I have messaged WOWHD to see what the craic is as all my other deliveries from them have been within 2 weeks.

>>81489976
What's that lad?

>>81489862
That actually looks proper lush.

>>81489966
Ah apologies my lad. DVDlad is from Northern Ireland I assumed I was speaking to him.

>>81489966
Did you go to the North West 200 de lid? Seems like a fun time.

>>81489957
yeah i know in magic tricks they do actually do stuff to track positions of card, some are mathsy, etc. but there you'd need it to work, not just boost the odds of drawing the Queen of Hearts or whatever.

it's all permutations and combinations and the deck gets depleted... maybe if you stopped to actively jut down notes or put it into an app, or something, fair enough. but if you don't stick on 19 they've no right to go, "ah, but if you hit, you COULD get a 2! are you using strategy and/or the process of elimination?"

fuck casinos. all card games are shit.

>>81489978
encrypts your drive. Microsoft unlock one file to prove they're not bluffing, then you have to buy a OneDrive subscription or else.

>>81490002
Never had this issue desu

>>81489977
alri lad

Hows the rioting been around your neck of the woods this week?

Im sick of navigating broken glass and burnt out bins on my way to work, getting rather annoying

>>81490000
nine thousand, nice

>>81489989
Not been it years but its 4x LUSH when you get the good weather

>>81489817
>Nazi "final solution" - failed
You're not denying the holocaust are you lad?

>>81490017
No bother round my way at all really. Seems mostly contained to Ballymena and Portadown? What line of work you in? Filthy NEET me.

>>81489817
If it's going to fail, why get upset about it?

>>81490036
Lucky, grounds keeper me, Belfast area so few of the main roads getting blocked and the local kids are loving getting to smash up busses and shit

>>81489817
>racism like this

don't even remember the context, but when i went to America some lady somewhere turned all uppity with me
>here in America, we say 'PLEASE'.

what can you even do, in that situation? argue? or be sarcastic? eh.
even if was honest and assertive with an actual apology
>oh you're right, sorry about that, ____, please.
then i think she would have just been cross: i'm some Brit trying to 'out-polite' her, surely.

15 years later and she lives on in my brain. some kind of master troll.

>>81490047
Corrr that seems like a comfy enough job, depending on the site of course. Hope there's not much trouble leading up to the 12th it's always 50/50.

>>81489912
How quickly can you count through a whole deck?
>>81489927
You don't need to be able to count cards to become a croupier. That being said, there are signs that make it pretty evident that someone is counting cards.

>>81489978
Disk encryption feature built into windows

>>81489862
Why do you always eat at your computer, are you here 16 hours a day?

Shall be moving to linux once they end support for windows 10 in October

>>81490089
>here 16 hours a day

>he's only here 16 hours a day

>>81490097
What distro you thinking lad?

>>81490089
proper tickled me this did, love the '16 hours a day' gimmick desu

>>81489862
Love mushrooms, love egg. Never had this combo though

Apparently Mint is best for Linux newbies

>2 minute waits constantly even randomly appear again after I already did one. >2 minute waits to make a single post in any given thread too
Are they keeping this nonsense forever? What does a 2 minute wait before posting achieve exactly?

>>81490066
>50/50

Yeah lad, its either flat out carnage with shit everywhere or nothing at all

Linux users are never happy. Always distrohopping. Can't say the same about Windows users

>>81490136
cookies lad, ive not had to wait to post for months now

>>81490136
Are you phoneposting? Can happen on a train if you're constantly connecting and disconnecting to towers

All I do on my Windows laptop is torrent manga and books.

Parcel was supposed to be here at 1pm
This level of service is unacceptable.

>>81490136
This happens to me every day, usually when I don't make a post for an hour or so

I'm a windows man. Enterprise IOT LTSC with some tweaks, it's the de-microsoft's shit'd version of windows 11. But for linux if you really must, I'd recommend endeavorOS out of the current offerings. Mint 'just works' (so does Endeavor and very well) but it's a fork of Ubuntu i.e. downstream and Canonical can fuck off they are shady and want your data to sell. Endeavor is a non aids version of arch that just works and is easy to set up, nice fast gui setup, built in installer, built in support for graphics drivers, excellent game support.

>>81490089
i watch videos while eating

>>81490164
Why not eat with your wife and children?

>>81490166
I don't have a wife or children, I live alone

Shippy eats (a lot) while driving (for minimum wage).

>>81490126
based mushroom enjoyer

>>81490173
I'm sorry to hear that anon. l hope your situation improves

>>81490097
Is Win 11 that bad?

We training slayer in OSRS. oh aye x

>>81490193
Yes. It's full of AI bloat and spyware

>>81490173
>I don't have a wife
>I live alone

>>81490181
doesn't look likely mate, nothing works out for me

>>81490205
How are they Chad qualities?

>>81490206
I believe in you lad

>>81490136
for me they've toned them down, although a NEW bug is that the two-minute countdown starts again, even in the same session, sometimes in an infinite loop.

since the hack and removing the email bullshit, it seems a lot of the stupid shit is gone. website is faster. hitting the back button doesn't erase the comment field, that sort of thing.

haven't had the dots or any 'select the images that fit the same theme' nonsense for ages (hCAPTCHA frame does sometimes pop up in the CAPTCHA frame)

>>81490201
Slayer is not a skill, and it's the worst minigame in the game.

>>81490212
You think Chad gives a shit about women and kids?

YouTuber with a squeaky voice

i never feel any validation from the gigachad.jpg poster.

The stupidity of Gigachad poster is of the charts

>>81490221
What went wrong anon? Why be so mean?

>>81490218
That's not agility lad

>>81490213
Yeah I get the loops sometimes then clear my browser and restart to have to post again. Worst one was a 5 minute timer to make a new thread which gave me some sort of weird picture captcha, then when it got to 5 minutes it just done it again and started another timer, I attempted 4 times in 20 minutes then gave up making the thread kek. If this website had been like this at the start it wouldn't be 10% as popular. Making huge negative changes to user experience seems to be something websites randomly do once they are already so popular that it won't make much of a dent, as they are a monopoly on the thing people go there for, facebook certainly done it over the years and 4chan is the monopoly of imageboards at least outside of Japan and some other niche countries with their own popular one

>>81490236
Only a bit of banter lad. I wish you well really

>>81490112
Thinking about manjaro- I have some experience fucking about with arch on a shitty old laptop
>>81490193
it's absolute cancer, hence why they shill it all the time

>>81490238
Agility is more of a skill than Slayer. Slayer is just a combat task system. Agility has a method to level up.

not a fan of mushrooms, but i want to try Laetiporus sulphureus, or 'chicken of the woods'.
supposed to taste like chicken.

>>81490212
>How are they Chad qualities?
it seems random these days, you've got a guy in this thread who gigachad reacts when people talk about being child free for christ's sake.

Shippy was accused by someone of being the gigachad poster the other day but I never seen any solid evidence, although he is a likely candidate anyway

I don't think that you have a WIFE
I don't think that you have a LIFE
I don't think that you will EVER have a wife
And I think you are a cunt.

Goodbye

>>81490243
I'm not Ebin. I shouldn't have replied really.

Might pop to McDonalds for a pre-gym mcflurry, gotta get out the smelly boxroom flat somehow

>>81490255
There's nothing Chad about not being childfree. You seen the state of most parents, especially dads. Most of the YT drinking community has kids for instance.

>>81490212
Not being tied down, and being free is chad. Living alone is neutral.

every other major version of Windows is the bad one. Windows 12 will be great.

>>81490252
Agility is boring as fuck lad

>>81490262
3/4 of tokyo and hong kong live in boxroom flats without an oven or proper bed. Don't knock it

>>81490265
You carry on coping lad.

Me?

I use the OS that came with my PC (win10) to browse youtube, 4chinz and to look at pornography

I have no need or desire to start fucking around with 25 slightly different flavours of some nonce operating system to do the same 3 tasks

>>81490267
Hallowed Sepulchre isn't, but Slayer still is just a task system and not a skill. Every skill has some sort of method exclusive to that skill to level up. Slayer doesn't.

>>81490273
Sounds like that's exactly what you're doing though. Coping that having a wife and kids is somehow an achievement and chad quality.

>>81490273
Not him but he's not coping just because he doesn't want the same things in life you do. I've had women in my life who wanted to have kids with me and I broke up with them because that's not the life I want.

Imagine being the janny or mod and having access to the internal ID system, and seeing exactly who is behind every post

>>81490294
Only mods have that.

Raiding my son by sending in to state school to get henpecked by some middle-aged bints for 8 hours a day #chaddadlife

>>81490283
Alright SIC I know it's not actually SIC

>>81490281
You are the one posting 'Gigachad' images boasting about being alone, childless, wifeless.

But you're happy then you crack on lad.

>>81490257
I make about 1/3 of them, although the others use my filenames so it looks like 1 person

>Not him but
It's you lad

>someone posts image
>other anons save it and use it
>"OMG ITS ALL THE SAME ANON"

Stop being so fucking simple lads lmao

>>81490310
There's multiple people who think you're an idiot at this current point mate. Sort your own life out before ruining some future kids in an attempt to correct what you fucked up.

>>81490249
endeavor is the version of manjaro that wasn't thrown together by a bunch of Indians lad

BritNormie and SIC in a London club, talking about the woes of having women wanting to have sprogs with you, but not wanting to give them sprogs yourself. SIC handing BN a little waggington, then BN standing bolt upright mid conversation and walking out the door

>>81490329
I wish you well mate

Quite a few rattled anons lol

>>81490310
The person posting gigachad about being wifeless, and the one posting gigachad about being sprogless are 2 different posters.

Going to a parent teacher evening and having the childless feminist hag point out my sons failures because he won't listen to her worthless ass. I'm such a chad

>>81490349
Indeed lad. They do hate being reminded they are alone and will remain alone indefinitely.

>>81490353
I posted this >>81490283 and I'm married.

>>81490350
That's irrelevant. Neither are Chad qualities.

Ebin looks brainy in his new video

>>81490355
>and I'm married.

Having my daughter be taught that sleeping around with many men to find yourself is a natural part of every young womans life and shouldn't be derided. Chad Dad me.

BBC on the beach I sink desu

>>81490360
He doesn't sound brainy

>>81490353
>they are alone and will remain alone indefinitely.

They are all BN he's pulling all the strings and controls this thread's ins and outs on a daily basis

I have more subscribers and views than ebin

>>81490370
I thought it was Shippy

>>81490370
Puppet master? More like nappymaster.

BN replying to himself

grinding magical encounters outside the Weasleys' house. going to be magic as shit by the time i got to Hogwarts.

>>81490375
Well done jammer but this sounds a bit crass bragging desu

Ebin should use a voice changer in his videos. Maybe he will have more success.

Time for hours of dollyposting drivel it seems

Fuck each and every trip nonce, idgaf you are all massive cunts

>>81489856
China has a mix of ethnicities. In any case they're not the dominant country at the moment; the USA is. North Korea is a pretty harsh country where people are starving. As for African nations, they have ethnic mixing too. Whether it's Zulus and Afrikaners in South Africa, or whether it's Christians and Muslims in Nigeria. Sometimes those groups have conflicts but those countries haven't split apart.

>>81489906
Israel is a multi-ethnic democracy. Sure some of their politicians are overtly favouritist towards Jews but look at the criticism those politicians are now getting, from Israel's own allies.

>>81490035
No I'm not. The reason I say it failed is because quite a few Jews still live.

>>81490046
I'm not upset. Surely though the ultimate conclusion of the whole "this land belongs to my ethnicity only" ideology is conflict. Different ethnicities fighting, and people dying. Maybe instead we should allow people of any ethnicity to participate in society. Get a job, make money, build a life for yourself. Have laws which apply to everybody, regardless of ethnicity. Then people of different ethnicities can live peacefully together, and the risk of dying in ethnic conflict is vastly reduced.

>>81490384
I like his incredibly high-pitched voice desu

>>81490386
Why are you against us lad? We're for you!

Lay off the helium chief

>>81490138
Windows users don't distrohop because there's only one choice, they have to eat shit and like it
>>81490201
Unironically the biggest waste of time imaginable, I can't believe the amount of time I spent on OSRS as a teenager. Do yourself a favour and pack it in now

Anyway lads, I'm solidly feeling a bit of bud but I'm stuck on the train and stuck taking care of family stuff after that, not lush lads

>>81490386
Shippy and BN as usual lad.

I doubt it's a regular thing by any means, but I bet BN has posted in this thread stark bollock naked before. Balls out, cock out, just sat there at his desk with nothing on posting drivel.

>>81490394
Who the fuck are you mate

>>81490138
Linux user here, I don't distro hop. I installed Ubuntu and I don't see much reason to change. It just works.

>>81490393
Calm down Johnlong

>>81490400
Can't you read? Cannachan

Low paid menial worker. Practically non-existent friend group. I wheeze walking up the stairs. Never been in a fight in my life. I wore a mask in 2021. But I knocked up a woman with a double digit bodycount, and surely my child won't end up like another worthless cog like me. I'm a gigachad

>>81490387
>Sure some of their politicians are overtly favouritist towards Jews
It's not just a few fringe politicians, it's literally the very state itself.

>>81490390
Fuck you and fuck the lot of them

>BN did this, shippy said that
for fucking hours/days/weeks on end

The only thing i want to hear is "BN and shippy have been mown down by a runaway bus"

>>81490387
>this land belongs to my ethnicity only

>>81490398
You're 100% right about this lad, happy to confirm. And actually it is quite often. I usually have a shit before I go into the shower so I'll be stark bollock naked on the toilet posting on here. If I'm posting before 10am, you can pretty much guarantee that will be what's going on.

Funny thing is, BN only pops in a few times a week

>>81490387
>Different ethnicities fighting, and people dying

storm just arrived

>>81490424
Nah I pop in for hours almost every day to be fair. Here less often at the weekends but as you can see I'm having a lazy day at home today doing not much of anything.

BN just arrived

>>81490414
What kind of content would you like to read?

>>81490394
>the biggest waste of time imaginable
>Do yourself a favour and pack it in now
>Anyway lads, I'm solidly feeling a bit of bud

i honestly can't tell if this is the joke you're making.

>>81490410
The current government of Israel is very right-wing, but Israel also has more moderate politicians. And I'm pretty sure Israel is officially multi-ethnic. Israeli Arabs exist, they have citizenship, and I'm pretty sure they participate in the armed forces.

>>81490428
I don't want to die in the middle of some ethnic conflict.

>>81490414
I'll have a word with BN and Shippy about creating content you might find more engaging lad.

It saturday bread

>>81490457

>>81490400
Just a new tripfag lid. Anyway, anyone remember what happened to that lid who posts the rosebuds? Been a while
>>81490447
Really it's a bit of both lad, but to be fair the amount of time that a well managed cannabis habit takes up is an order of magnitude less than what OSRS requires

>>81489364
this is why I ended up working for the sivil cervix as i got sick of fucking about on a nature reserve for minimum wage, was comfy but really shite pay, just wish outdoor jobs actually paid a decent wage, only decent paying shit is boring af excel mongery and by 1pm I want to kms im so bored

>>81489559
this was my entire teenage years, funnily enough they chilled out once I moved out, I think me being a spastic shut in must have riled them up at each other (despite the fact I just sat on my xbox and didn't say much) moved out at 19 tho

>drink a strong as fuck coffee before lifting
>now yawning

every fucking time idk why I bother, genuinely tempted to have a pre lifting line instead, not sure why caffeine doesn't work for me it pisses me off