Tobyquest edition

So here we are then lads. The new.

>>81703787 (OP)
What's 'toby quest'?

>>81703795
it's like a fresh new day. the seethers of yesterthread are dead and buried.

HHL's small cock in my mouth

HHL's shower

>>81703808
>What's 'toby quest'?


https://x.com/tobyquest

Anyone else feel like this year's been particularly grim? Doesn't seem to be an end to horrid shit in the news, besides everything else.

>>81703808
Some incel lad here has made it his mission to visit every Toby Carvery in the country

>>81703808
CYOA book series, about an owl named Toby. he has a magic ring that allows him to fly.

HHL given the chance would you move to Switzerland?

>>81703827
Oh the guy who drives a van?

>>81703821
>Anyone else feel like this year's been particularly grim?
clockmaxx your way to 2026 de lad

On a scale of 1 to 10, how shit is your life right now?

For me it's probably a 9 out of 10

>>81703843
>clockmaxx your way to 2026

>>81703841
Shippy isn't an incel. He's had sex with multiple women.

>>81703845
It's not the worst, the last few weeks have been very grim. Ticked off a new Toby today so I'm in a good mood.

>>81703817
Tell me how this shower is bad

>>81703855
No way has this man put his penis inside a vagina

At the end of the day, it's just another day in that NEET life for me.

>>81703871
I have, why do you doubt it? I'm guessing you think it's because I look ugly in that pic. Firstly, that's probably the worst pic ever taken of me, and secondly, even blokes that look far worse than me shag way more often

>>81703875
Indeed dee lad. Indeed

>>81703818
>Punctured Lung
>@TobyQuest hasn't posted
>TobyQuest.co.uk
>The certificate for www.buntingford.com expired on 21/11/2024.

did he died?

>>81703845
Is 10 the shittiest?

9 I reckon for me too. It'll be 10 when my mummy goes

>>81703845
is 1 most shit or 10?

Free Letby

There was someone in the Metro today who was trying to visit every pub in the UK, and had already visited more than half

>>81703879
I have seen at least dozen pictures of you from the Nottingham protests. I wouldn't describe any of them as flattering

>>81703855
you know how they say it's a 'hidden disability'? you can't tell just by someone's face?

>>81703855
Why does his face look so squashed?

>>81703921
Was she called Ruth?

>>81703923
True, but that whole day I wasn't looking my best. But besides, even if we say I'm well below average on looks even on a good day, why would that exclude me from sex?

Shippy, have you ever smiled? I'm being serious

>>81703930
Because it's edited. I know the original and it's not like that

>>81703937
what is there to smile about?

>>81703936
Because I know you are also autistic and struggle to hold conversations, according to Amer anyway

>>81703905
>>81703910
Okay I should have said, 10 is meant to be shittest. So my life is very shit because I'd rate it 9 out of 10.

>>81703949
Are you upset about my sex life relative to yours? As in, your sex life is only slightly better than mine, or god forbid, even worse, yet you think you are more attractive and think it should be better?

>>81703879
Yeah it's a myth that ugly lads can't shag. It's lads who don't speak to women who don't shag. A lot of these lads are looking at you and thinking "I'm better looking than that! But I haven't shagged anyone. Therefore he can't have!" But it's just because you actually try (and you have realistic standards) and they don't.

Stop bullying the personalities

thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H4EBicz5qQ

>i-its edited guys

>>81703972
>bullying the personalities

>>81703855
Trannies don't count. In fact, it's a net negative.

>>81703949
Shippy doesn't charm his way into girls pants. He just does a "spray and pray" approach where he tries to shag any woman he can, including some right rotten ones, and very rarely manages it. But rarely isn't never.

>>81703982
>He just does a "spray and pray" approach where he tries to shag any woman he can, including some right rotten ones, and very rarely manages it. But rarely isn't never.

>>81703970
>A lot of these lads
we both know you mean cdot, but you have to be vauge for plausible deniability

>>81703982
Literally this! I have shagged one woman miles above my league though, 2 of them were reasonable enough too

>>81703993
That couldn't be any further from being Chad

>>81703845
maybe a 6? just coasting by as a NEET, nothing worrisome in the future. PIP reassessment maybe.

>>81703993
Agreed. It is chad. You might not be anywhere near conventionally attractive and you might be socially clumsy, but you're man enough to actually give it a go and take rejection on the chin. I admire that. And women probably do too.

>>81704006
It literally is though, Chad also shags right rotten ones, because he has that same spray and pray approach, although being chad, is much more succesful.

>>81703845
Why 9/10?

>>81704003
Yeah most of us have shagged one or two women miles above our league. I was fortunate enough to actually marry one.

>>81704014
>You might not be anywhere near conventionally attractive and you might be socially clumsy

>>81704021
>I was fortunate enough to actually marry one.

this is cruel.

>>81704021
>most of us have shagged one or two women miles above our league. I was fortunate enough to actually marry one.

>>81704015
>Chad also shags right rotten ones

>>81703968
seven. it was worse in the past

Corr a lot of Chads in tonight

>You'll find most people are boring, tedious mongs no matter what country they grew up in
if you're a boring, tedious mong then yeah

/chadfeel/

36 and was with an 18 year old way out of my league

>>81703787 (OP)
why are there no wobys in central London?

>>81704064
they prefer curry

>>81704049
>a lot of Chads in tonight
welcome to /britfeel/

>>81704078
Done a larf

>>81704064

https://londonist.com/london/maps/toby-carvery-boundary

>>81704114
doesn't really explain it though but thanks for the link. closest one to me is Bexleyheath. never been to one before, maybe I'll take a trip. are they in Scotland? never been to one and maybe that's why.

>>81704158
>closest one to me is Bexleyheath
Went to that quite recently, a fairly good one too

>>81704158
Nah there is either none or very few. There are similar places though.

>He's on a quest to visit every Toby Carvery in the country

can't help but notice Marty's hair length changes from scene to scene in Back to the Future.

boy, i sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

alcohol really does a number on mw

Kendall Roy is completely classless and tasteless. It's quite disgusting to watch.

>if you're a boring, tedious mong then yeah
boring, tedious mong detected

>>81704013
I see. Do you think you want a job?

>>81704018
Because I don't have a fucking job. I should probably put every ounce of energy I have into getting a job.

>>81704044
Good to hear that things improved.

>>81704234
>Because I don't have a fucking job. I should probably put every ounce of energy I have into getting a job.
roughly were do you live? im from the south and i get (bad) jobs pretty easily

Cattle Decapitation x

>2nd favourite YouTuber uploaded a vid
I'll take it.

I have watched every single KingCobraJFS video on YouTube. Desperate for new content

New Jammers dropped!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8D9zquUOB8

Are ya doin alreeeeeeet there de liiiiids? It the evening. Is it the evening? Course it fucking is. Oh it lush. It lush. It lush. It l-lush. I have to tell ya. I want to tell ya. And am gonna tell ya! Me P-p-PS5 days are over. Yeh. Yeh. Sorry guys. Me PS5 days are over. It might be for you, but it's not for m-me. Well I got me G-g-gopro, donni? Course. Yeh. Am RSPB member. Don't need no PS5 guys. Yeh.

>>81704282
you'll never be a successful youtuber, jammers

>>81704257
Sounds like a death metal band.

>>81704297
What makes you think he posts here?

>>81704288
Not redeeming the C C Code yet guys its for the winter months! Yeah.

>>81704261
>2nd favourite YouTuber
who's that

you never know when it's all over diogo jota style x

>>81704308
Uncle Jammers

diogo jota successfully clockmaxxed to the very end

best workplace sitcom?

>>81704345
when the whistle blows

>>81704345
the office

>>81704277
lad predicted a new vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPCwXhT61Pc

>>81704349
r u avin a laff? IS HE AVIN A LAFF!?
>>81704345
Barney Miller.

>>81704277
>5.2k videos
Fucking hell, seriously?

>>81704352
Need a bog chron for are mark

am alone in the dark guys. alone in the dark. yeh. well, i am. alone in the d-d-dark. waddaficksfoinonherethen? Alone. in the d-dark.

not a very womfy day all things considered

>>81704397
what hampers your womf friend?

>>81704381
his trolling just goes on way too long. Did it with the ps5 today also

Mark playing Road to the masters for the 5th time. Just swung m m me club, just swing me club, just hit me ball, just hit me ball. It was a b b birdy. Onto the second course. Just swing me club, just swung me club.

>>81704415
been off all day despite my best efforts to find womfiness

I'm one beer only guys.
I was one b-beer only guys. I'm havin' four beers only now.
Am 10 beeeeeers only de liiiiiiids. Oh it lush. *cracks open a beer* Oh it lush. 11 beers only de liiiiids. It me 11th beer. 11.

Realistically how much would he get for that 24 months ps+ voucher? Thats even if they would take it. I would say no more than 40.

Favourite cereal? Shredded Wheat or Bran Flakes. I'm a simple man.

>>81704437
Depends. What tier of PS Plus is it? Essential, extra or premium? If premium he could easily get 100 quid for it.

>>81704339
well I'm not going to be driving a sports car dangerously any time soon my lad

>>81704441
Crunchy Nut Chocolate Granola for me me liiiiiid. Coco Shreddies too.

>>81704441
i like own brand weetabix and honey myself

just drank some collagen, bit grim ngl

>>81704247
I think my location has jobs, I just need to put in more applications

>>81704437
He scratched it off and already used it, but pretended he'd wait until tomorrow because of bugs so trolls would try and use the code all night

>>81704435
not drinking on monday
not drinking on tuesday
not drinking on thursday

>>81704484
sounds like you cutting it right down

one of my favourits SSMisms is when he calls to find out his bank balance and repeatedly says "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes" whilst swinging his arms

Wouldn't mind a buxom girl on top of me desu

>>81704501
Are Mark is a cracking dancer. He'd make a good hype man too.

>>81704501
that's his only good one

>>81704501
anyone have a video of this?

Is it SSM hour or summin? Kinell.

it is not illegal to eat slop for three days, collect all your rancid faeces, funnel those faeces into bags, vacuum seal the bags, print the cover of Uncle Bens microwave rice onto the vacuum sealed bags and then ship them to Mark Edwards in Wareham under the guide of it being a free sample

>>81704578
Always seasideMARK hour in britfeel. He is the backbone of the community here.

Having some hot doggingtons me x

>>81704579
that'd be alright with me de liiiiid

>>81704597
>dogging
heh

Excessively entertained at the notion of a man visiting every Toby Carvery in Britain am I not. I am indeed.

Think I've brainwashed myself into disliking alcohol entirely. I'm actually scared to drink now. Corrr.

>>81704587
Is he thou?

>>81704345
has to be Red Dwarf

Summer vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nac6B__nFl0

>>81704626
>I've brainwashed myself into disliking alcohol
good trick to pick up, this.

i'm trying to become addicted to living healthily. some day.

>>81704626
>Impressed by a man visiting every Toby
>Gone off alcohol

I'm your man chika! Ebin goes sniffing round Glasgow these days

>>81704578
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

>>81704345
The Brittas Empire

>*Walks into Toby Carvery Shiremore*
>Good evening, do you have a table for 2 (TWO) please?

Cant stop drinking beer me. Just love being pissed. Its funny as fuck. Not fun alone though.

At least 43 Toby's left to visit, I think including the northern ones it might be close to 60

>>81704649
It seems to have happened totally by accident. Maybe it's temporary, not sure yet. It's probably a good thing though innit.

>>81704650
Well despite what some may think, I don't *actually* like having these ironic, parasocial, online simp scenarios going on.

>>81704678
Drinking alone becomes very pointless and pathetic after a few. It's useful to a point to elucidate some things then it just becomes embarrassing. Many such cases.

>>81704441
cheerios, which is somewhat ironic as im a miserable cunt

So, you lads joining Zarah and Corbyn's new party?

>>81704659
Same as this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlUzTMHG4w
KINO

>>81704707
Woooooo more parties
Woooooo more discouurrsseee
More conversationssss about issuuesssss wooooooo
Would rather start farming chickens and never hear about politics again.

>>81704707
i'd vote for them

Me? Off the wooze until Saturday. Cutting it right down I am x

>>81704707
Even Reform are nowhere near far-right enough for me, shan't be voting for this (((party)))

>>81704700
>I don't *actually* like having these ironic, parasocial, online simp scenarios going on.

sorry mate. it's easy to get bogged down in irony and that, much easier to stick to straightforward, honest posting, with no postmodernism or any other gimmicks. gets a bit tedious (discomforting, even). anyway, howsabout that tenner, just until Friday? you're dead clever, you.

>>81704707
>Zarah and Corbyn's
most of the members of this party will be Muslim. the alliance was basically all Pakistanis except from corbyn, he's taking the side of the enemy again

>>81704707
Jezza's new party taking away votes from labour further fracturing the vote. Oh aye.

>>81704764
This sort of posting may be the worst of all.

Shippy? Shippy the Carvery King? He's known up and down across the entire Tobyverse. When he speaks to you about roast dinners you sit down, you shut up and you listen, he's seen more than you've had days on this Earth.

who would win in a toby carvery eat off, blad or shippy?

>>81704811
I would win. I'm the fattest lad in britfeel, don't you know?

>>81704783
look, i'm not the one who fancies a cartoon elf from a computer game.

>>81704707
very daft that Labour ISN'T the party of socialism, any more. or even just trade unions in general.

Zarah is my MP-fu so i might vote for these, if they're in my area, sure.

>>81704707

This sounds exactly like that Respect Party that George Galloway was a part of.
See:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Respect_Party

So in other words just a single-issue party for Muslim voters but instead of opposing the Iraq War this time it's Gaza. Nah, I'll pass. Rather vote for Homeland.

why do they call him shippy?

>>81704829
Instead of being on 50 levels of irony/mockery, how about just don't interact with me. So boring.

Never got this 'tenner', 'you owe me money' gimmick going on with chika

>>81704845
Remigration is inevitabIe

islam didn't eat your hamster
change isn't a crime

>>81704823
Prove it big lad

Mad that its only been dark for an hour and its nearly tomorrow

>>81704850
'Shipposting' circa 2016

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu.meta/text/"lethal%20dose%20of%20morphine"%20surgery/order/asc/

>>81704811
Does shippy eat plates like this when he goes to Woby Wavery?

>>81704883
I always have regular sized, then go up for seconds.

Glasgow doesn't exist

>>81704889
Missing out lad. In my Toby you get a Wooden PIGS spoon and you wave it in the air and somebody comes and gives you a bowl of pigs in blankets and more Yorkshire puddings. It lush.

Love a big strong lad who likes a roast dinner, me

>>81704911
>In my Toby
We'll meet eventually lad, don't you worry

>>81704883
little snack that

>>81704879
for me it's svalbard
https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/norway/longyearbyen

>>81704857
i'm on an odd number of levels of irony, lad.

and that number is 0.

Bmong and shippy the two titans of britfeel come together and eat the greatest Toby carvery feast England has ever seen.

Not naming names, but I'm almost certain I passed another /britfeel/er today

Bob Vylen has taken his own life, lads. Pour one out for blud.

>>81704958
cor, who was it?

Toby Carvery Chadderton Park, date TBA

Me vs Blad

Places your bets

Sneedfree ice cream, piano covers, thinking about my old friend. Part of me died when he left. It's not bloody right. Maybe can see him again some day. Who knows.

>>81704933
you are boring thou lad

>>81704961
an oldfag, point is, as soon as I saw them I thought "Wow, he really really looks like X", then the person next to him said his name, and it was the same name as that person. Not 100%, but it was far far too much of a coincidence

>>81704966
How do you fucking know which is my local Toby?

>>81704883
I weigh 65kg but could easily get that down me oh aye x

Chika is my Upstairs, Downstairs brothers in arms. One day we'll get around to watching it... one day...

>>81704976
It's on my 'to visit' list.

>>81704984
Currently in too much of a depressed twat phase to be watching that. The endless backlog.

>>81704990
I think its this one

Fuck sake there's like 12 around Liverpool. Even if I go to Liverpool a few times, I'm never going to get them all

>>81704998
My Chink drama is 60 odd episodes long at the moment. Kinell.

Pouring out a degassed beer for my pal SCEA. World is a hollow, joyless place without you here.
waa waa ;_;

>>81704999
Yeah it's that one, whenever you're free de lad x

>>81705004
I still think degassing beer is the funniest gimmick to ever come out of this shithole.

Is degassed beer not a thing?
I've read those words here so many times without actually thinking about it I just took at as "thing that must exist". Wow. Fucking degassed beer. Lmao.

>>81705030
The cunt was boiling beer like water. Still makes me laugh.

Just cummed and pooed in my pants

https://youtu.be/-v_4IxuQAos?feature=shared&t=460

>7:40

>>81705042
Some characters here over the years. I membah that story about Zeus and the old woman in the caravan. Forgot the details but it was pretty funny at the time.

The Horse Box

>>81705042
I assumed he was just leaving it to naturally degas in the saucepan, using the saucepan to increase the surface area?

Please tell me it's you that has it worng and I haven't misunderstood critical SCEA lore for years

The Graphics Card

>>81704862
Lol. Actually its failure is inevitable.

>>81705076
I'm pretty sure he was boiling it but I could be wrong too. If he was literally putting beer in a pan and leaving it until it's flat to drink that's even funnier.

No gas shit in home brewed beer lads and it's better than that stuff out of cans or bottle you buy

You have no idea how deadly serious I am when I say BritNormie hit the fucking jackpot when he found /britfeel/, he is like a bog standard trainspotting sob story. Glaswegian guy gets his life together and really makes a success of things, gets introduced to smack, life just unravels like a tube of bog roll being thrown down the stairs.

The saving grace though is that at least it's not actual heroin, it's /britfeel/, that said, he still shoots up every single day without fail and cannot function without it, but because he has unlimited access, he is a functional addict.

Just imagine having 25 fucking Kiwifarms characters in the same place at once, round the clock, every single day, and you can interact with them. Kiwifarms was a gateway drug, but /britfeel/ was where BN came to overdose.

I prefer to just have Auto Brewery Syndrome and make my own beer internally.

>>81705107
wouldn't boiled beer go off, like milk in a way?

Shall be doing the thing soon

>>81705143
just eat brewers yeast lad, this works.

>>81705159
Don't you fucking dare lad I warned you.

I would not last a minute if I was inside Ebin in Scarborough

Just want to have a shared dream with Crossy x

How we doing on screentimemaxxing for the day?

>>81705206
I was waging today so not the best. Maybe 6 hours, but it wasn't a 16 hour day like yesterday

Everyone is going to laugh at us when we get blocked from 4chan

>>81705206
Not too bad today compared to other days. Corrr.

Well, that's the tickets for 28 Years Later secured. Oh aye x

Couldn't get any last weekend as they were fully sold out.

HEARD YOU WANT YOUR WUPPAS BACK
NUH UH YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT
GOOD TEABAGS YOUR GONNA LACK
FUCK YOU YOU CANT HAVE THAT

>>81705225
Enjoy lid I'll probably wait for the Blu-ray release. Can't be arsed with my local cinema nowadays it needs upgrading.

>>81704970
open to suggestions lad. what kind of posting would you find more interesting?

>>81705206
Basically have at least one screen in my vicinity all day
No reason not to

Getting a bit too emotional now. You don't know what you have until it's gone as they say. Guess I'll sleep somehow.

>>81705234

Cheers lid am looking forward to some good ol' zombie kino, got Jurassic World Rebirth lined up for the week after as well. Garn all out for that one and seeing it in IMAX. Been avoiding spoilers and reviews like the plague.

>>81705253
Well you know what to expect from modern Jurassic Park don't you? It probably won't be great but it'll look good on IMAX. Don't even have have an IMAX local to me. Got some Italian zombie kino on 4K recently might stick one on. Favourite zombie film? For me it's the original Dawn of the Dead.

Avoiding spoilers about a zombie film like the plague.

Shippy you seem like a nice lad but dont have the confidence to meet up with you in Toby carvery. Thank you for the invitation though. I wish you good luck on completing your journey to dine in all of the tobys in the UK.

It's my dream to visit every brothel in the UK. To plunder every hole, to splatter all my seed. Far and wide, I will have pride... for I have nothing to hide.

>>81705307
No worries, if I'm ever passing Chadderton Park I'll mention it here incase you change your mind x

>>81705313
My house used to be a brothel in the 1970s

>>81705279
what's even funnier is that I think he meant Jurassic World Rebirth kek

>>81705267

Yeah, I wasn't the biggest fan of the Jurassic World films, especially the last one. Felt very underwhelming and didn't have the same dreamcore style vibes of JP1 and JP: Lost World. Hopefully Rebirth is at minimum just an entertaining movie, like the first Jurassic World, I'll accept that.

>>81705252
in all sincerity marra: don't know the circumstances beyond the posts i've read, but i wish you well. be glad for the times yous had, and all that, eh?

>03 July 2025
>Successfully clockmaxxed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3vls4kuKx8

THE DINOSAURS ARE ALL JIMMY SAVILES IN THE END

>>81705329
you don't half enjoy some slop little lad

Me? I clockmaxx and screentimemaxx

>>81705397
>clockmaxx and screentimemaxx

I know I post this scene a lot when I'm drunkposting but tell me this isn't pure kino. There isn't a single scene from any of the Jurassic World films that is better than this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=500Fvom_GqM

wee boy likes his childish films

Visiting from /brit/ to see what this place is all about x

>>81705446
I came over around 3 years ago and never left. have been back to /brit/ only a handful of times and found it's not for me. it might be for you, but it not for me.

>>81705446
>what this place is all about x
clockmaxxing x

>>81705446
Hello here we obsess over seasideMARK here and our local personalities or as we like to call them dollies. We arent as fast as /brit/ but we do our best. Welcome.

>monster attack film
>has to be suitable for kids

they are actually goring. there should be gore. there IS a series about spectacular-looking computer dinosaurs just walking around, and it's kino.

>>81705446
i went over to /brit/ and it's too. fucking. fast.
not even like IRC/chatrooms/something, it's a web page, of posts. how do you read it? do you read it? i read every post here, do you read every post there? do you have mental cyber-eyes??

>>81705446

It Welper's world x

feel bad that i've upset Chika, or at least contributed, or at least not helped.

in a way, the number of upset people has doubled.

>>81705594
Who's the other upset person

We all gooning in life x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT_ZLFsSZts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6xsqq1QkJw
some pleasant tunes to cheer everyone up in these troubling times

>>81705614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0C4pDqZzZM
Oy gevalt!

>>81705607
just look in the mirror (while also being me)

>>81705594
You haven't. Don't worry.

>>81705446
welcome de lid

>>81705623
is homosexual pop music kosher?

Occasional reminder that Modern Hebrew is a made up language

>>81705495
I spend hours per day actively refreshing and reading every single post so I don't miss a single thing, it's a constant supply of dopamine

>>81705627
haha fair play. have a good night man.

>>81705638
>IIIIIIIIT'S AGAINST THE TORAH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP4LaXfGmaY

>>81705642
>I spend hours per day actively refreshing and reading every single post
in /brit/?

It's good be alive in 2025 x

I used to have a Jewish oneitis in secondary school. She moved to Israel at one point but looking her up now she's back in the UK

>>81705699
the only Jewish lad i knew went to a different school and wanted to start his own radio station.

to this day that's my only experience of Jews. i've met more Buddhists.

>>81705734
I've since had a few interactions with Jews, some have been alright, but most have literally been happy merchants IRL

how old is Doc Brown meant to be in Back to the Future?

>>81705665
Yeah, as well as the rest on the board

>>81705752
the internet says all these things, mostly they just walk around the big Tesco. just like the rest of us.

really makes you think.

Bit of Fortnites on a Thursday night x

>>81705776
do you fancy this lady

>>81705699
Learned a lot about Christianity this man. On how the other Bible translations remove verses and whole passages and JKV is the tmoat accurate translation. The whole Jewish question about who Isreal truly belongs to and how Jews worked clandestinely to kill Jesus, multiple passages it mentions it. If you truly want to study Christianity listen to this guy.

>>81704659
SSM has one of the weirest demons inside him i've ever seen.

>>81705835
Dont think hes possessed lid. I think its just years of alcohol abuse has shrunk his brain into the size of a grain of rice.

My wife is Jewish. Just ethnically though. Not religiously or culturally

>>81705780

It's Gwenpool, course I do.

>>81705806
how can you gleam extra detail of historical events from the same information? how can there be NEW discoveries?

>>81705846
Oh he's definately possessed, i have no doubt.
Bell, book and candle would sort him right out. Of course there would be a lot of screaming and care needed afterwards, people don't spring back after posession, like in hollywood movies.
I'd do it myself but I lack his guidance now, or rather i dont recognise it so much, if by some chance i meet ssm i WILL excorcise him as best i can. Lad deserves to be free.

>>81705855
cor. is she the Deadpool version of the Spider-Gwen version of Gwen Stacey?
does she play in the Jem and the Holograms band, still? do her synthpop jams break the fourth wall?

>>81705854
>Best friend is Jewish
>Wife is Jewish
statistically improbably, no saying there is anything too it because it probably is just coincidence, but it's almost like the memes write themselves at this point how someone far left has a social circle resembling a synagogue

The logic of clockmaxxing is sound. Life is never going to be good, so stop having expectations for it. Just embrace the passage of time.

>>81705942
What if life is sometimes good but sometimes bad?

Thinking about all the Jews I've knowns

>Jew 1
Oneitis, almost never interacted with her, just remember she was really good looking

>Jew 2
far left politically but alright personally, wasn't far-right when I knew him then

>Jew 3
managed to turned even the most ardant progressive into an anti-semite from his mere presence, guy was a living happy merchant, had this obsessive fixation on me and tried to turn everyone against me

>Jew 4
Autistic, Reform supporter, quite pleasant personally, landlord of 26 houses in London

>Jew 5
Alright personally, although has the vibe of someone who is nice to your face and spiteful behind you back, landlord of 8 houses in London

There are probably a couple of more but I can't remember any off the top of my head

>try to access porn site
>you must now scan your face to verify your age per uk legislation
lmao at politicians actually enforcing this shit as if they dont have a million other more important issues.
if you provide a picture of your face or debit card details to a porn site you are a retarded nigger and deserve to have youe shit hacked which it almost certainly will over the next few months.

>>81705959
It is usually bad rather than good, and either way, having no expectations is a better way to enjoy both. When bad times come you won't be disappointed. When good times come you will be pleasantly surprised.

I should probably include cdot as Jew 6

>>81705985
This is just stoicism

>>81705910
My mate is proper culturally Jewish too. Think his brother was actually in the IDF at one point. My mate is not pro Israel though. I would not say I am far left. Centre left on most things.

Bonus mention

>Gateshead Synagogue
I dont know what the fuck was going on there, but back in 2018/2019 they had a fleet of 15 S-Class Mercs, provided to them for free by Mercedes, Taxed, MOT'd, insured, the lot, that was going on for at least 2 years and probably still does to this day.

sometimes wish i weren't so ugly lads.
brings me a great deal of pain tbqhwy

>>81705971
Jew 1. ) Bisexual pedo
Jew 2. ) Ratfaced physical weakling
Jew 3. ) Hi IQ jewess, I cucked her boyfriend over the bonnet of her MG Mini
Jew 4. ) Pedo and killed his sister
Jew 5. ) Only fucked women under 5ft (suspected pedo)
Jew 6. ) Tried to rob a van from work in the evenings for his brothers side business
Jew 7. ) psychotic amphetamine user, would make serious spurious allegations to the police if you didn't give her what she wanted all the time (is now a wiccan)
etc etc
I just dont have any dealings with Jews as soon as i recognise one, it's simply not worth it.

>>81706058
cuckoldry doesn't exist in Judaism because it's passed on down the maternal line.

>>81706058
As you've brought up Jewish pedos, someone in the comments of the Daddy G nonce video claimed he was Jewish, not sure where that came from though, probably bollocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppCpoqFUrU0

>>81705971
>>81706058
very vile, this.

>>81706081
He does look Jewish to be fair

>>81706097
t. Hershel ben horowitz

>>81706102
Yeah my Jewdar is pinging.

He really really wouldn't look out of place wearing a kippah, here

>>81706102
Look how fucking low his ears are. Dead giveaway.

Late night phrenology on /britfeel/

>>81706058
You seem to have a lot of interactions with Jews, do you live in Stamford Hill or something

>>81706138
No, i moved around a lot, army brat. I'm off to bed, explore "Recognising Jews" it's a valuable skill in the modern world. nn

Howling at the fact that gooners in the UK now have to upload a photo of their face or give the website your credit card details just to have a wank
>Yes goy we will totally not use this humiliating photo and porn search history to blackmail you and it will be kept on a very secure network that cannot be hacked.

>>81706119
He's a proper Welshman is are Gareth

>>81706119
He seems like such a good lad. Wish he was my mate. Did you get any update on him?

Apparently some websites may use SMS to verify with your phone network to pass the age verification but if you give them a photo of your face or bank card details you are a massive dribbling retard

Necking Dr Wepper and grinding Fortnite. It's a hard life but someone has to fucking do it x

Life really is better without the wooze x

Some would even say 4x more better x

ckin ell

Good din-dins this was

>>81706346
You'll be pissed by this time tomorrow

>>81706346
4x lush when happy in the haze of a drunken hour

Silent Hill vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfNMhu9wdl0
kino

>>81706381

Nah I'm off the wooze till Saturday and even then only having a few jars.

>>81706402

That happy drunk haze phase only lasts a couple of hours at most though then inevitibly comes dannyboy mode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j_2WZPbBxo

>>81706448
Not really. Best drinking seshes are when you can pass through into a happy drunken state after the initial happy haze.

Sometimes I feel like crossy is the only one here who really gets me. Pic related x

He knows the score x

Real liminal hours now niggas x

>>81706518
Helpers regime rules x

Night lod

This is a strangely dreamcore/liminal film for me. Especially this police chase scene where he's going through that graveyard and then them 90s era liminal streets then enters that random NPC house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONxvny3vBfk

>>81706570

Nighty night loddingtons x

I'm getting absolutely shitfaced for my birthday weekend tomorrow and Saturday. I am going to be having one for Helper that's for sure.

quick ciggington for me my leed x

>>81706636
will be having a few wokkles with you lad
happy birthday

"Zorgnon-3, why did you get 3.0 logic points at school today?"
"Because, father, I moved 'The Bible' from the 'facts' section of the library to the 'fiction' section, as is correct."
"It has been parsed."

^ good joke from the future, this.

>>81706636
>>81706670

Corr might have to get some more Brasseries in classic HHL style now.

>>81706686
thanks for the reminder
going to get some of those

>>81706709

Based fellow Brasseries enjoyer. They are nice and cheap which is of course always a brucie bonus x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shOIcanULAQ&list=RDshOIcanULAQ&start_radio=1&pp=ygUOZm9vbCBjYXQgcG93ZXKgBwE%3D

>>81706748
what's in the milk carton?

Off to watch some YouTubes in beddingtons then garn sleeps for me. Got stuff to do tomorrows x

>>81706760

Beer I think.

>>81706760
It's his piss jug lad

Watching Shanny's members only videos. Oh aye perks of being a paypig x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpHaYORef6U

>Members-only content
>Join this channel to get access to members-only content like this video and other exclusive perks.
>being a paypig

how does this happen, lad? feel like this is a rare opportunity to ask someone

>>81706952

Dunno can't really speak for others de lid. I'm just a simp for pretty ASMR girls really.

Simping for Shanny x

>>81706987
;_; is this your version of romance? does the horniness end, and romance begins? like a pseudo-relationship?

Kyiv is on fire and I'm womfy in beddingtons x

https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1940953472175858079

>>81707235
do you andSteve ever wear each other's clothes?

fucking hell that killed the thread didn't it?
shan't be bumping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoTO2HyAuLE

Enjoy work fucking wagescum

>>81708431
Enjoy your depression and virginity

first thing I do in the morning is check britfeel

the eternal cycle turns ever on

knew a guy who would actually light up a fag the second he woke up, put the cigarette and lighter out the evening before, mental this

>my manager got fired
>all his work got dumped on me, no adjustment to pay or situation, just have to do his job on top of mine
>I gave notice that I'm resigning within a week when it became clear no support would be offered, I just gave to deal with it
>talking with the guy above
>says he's "disappointed by my decision"
>I reply "well, I was disappointed to have all that extra work dumped on me"
He looked genuinely offended by my reply, like I was out of line talking back like that. Paused in stunned silence for a couple seconds and changed the topic.

Anyway, I ended up accepting a 24k redundancy payment in exchange for working until the end of the year while helping revruit / train up replacements.

Jesus Christ five guys is expensive

>>81708636
I've never been but recently I've accidentally switched to a non-BBC station on the car radio only to hear the phrase "only seven pounds for a hot dog" in an five guys ad, nearly lost control of my vehicle

>>81708636
like 15-20 per person i think, relatively expensive for what is essentially takeout burgers

>>81708636
Five guys plus 1

>>81708431
Thanks de lid.
Get paid today too wahey

>>81708647
That's why I think youre a bad driver, Shippy

>>81708687
In Switzerland you usually get paid on the 25th

Who remembers Welsh titlod?

Who remembers #grindset?

And who remembers:

>XD

Big fat shit incoming

Seaside update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeMJnr90I-8

>>81708647
Fucking hell that made me chuckle

>>81708691
That wasn't me

>>81708834
>I'm luckygaming on PSN
Wonder if HHL will add him

need a new GPU lads

>>81708860
>need a new GPU lads
Why

not happy with my life atm

>>81708862
nvidia's killing support for the GTX1080

Bit worrying the direction America is heading. Have a relative there who is already struggling and has a good job. I really feel like their economy is going to crash or a civil war will happen soon. I get wanting to deport illegal immigrants but this bill they just passed is essentially creating a private army for Trump and gutting healthcare for those who need it most. It sets a precedent for what Reform are going to do here in a few years. Tough times are coming my friends.

feck it desu going back to bed me senpai

I'm 26 and a virgin and I've never had a gf. I know this one girl, she's 17 and is genuinely a real life version of the most perfect, angelic tradwife type you could imagine. She has perfect, milky skin, huge blue eyes, full lips, flowing blonde hair, huge firm tits, a very svelte waist and a PAWG type butt. She wears summer dresses and puts bows in her hair. She is the height of tact, politeness and tenderness and is always concerned about others, making cups of tea for people, knows how to cook delicious food etc. She's simply perfect.

She's also a very devoted Christian and made it clear that she wants one relationship in her life with the man she's going to marry (i.e. she's a virgin and waiting for marriage).

One day some fucking gay loser christcuck is going to get to deflower her perfect, teenage, prime, bubblegum pink, slick, juicy pussy and cum inside her, while I will still be alone and beating off to hentai even though I'm right about there being no god and they're delusional religious idiots.

It's not fucking fair. Life isn't fair.

anal rodeo with chika

getting dog shit on my tongue by spitting on it

added ssm. lets see if he accepts my fren request

>>81708922
>but this bill they just passed is essentially creating a private army for Trump

>>81708922
its the way he's ignoring the law and undermining institutions that worries me, it set a very bad precedent for the future

boiled egg and soldiers, nice

>>81708946
You need to sort your fucking life out lad. This is not healthy or normal to think about and obsess over like you're doing.

Used to wake up to good morning texts from my ex
Now I wake up and check britfeel
My life has fallen

Based PewDiePie showing the zoomers that you don't have to be confined to some expensive proprietary spyware-riddled app-based zero functionality SHITBOX of a computer with Windows or MacOS.

He is brining linux into the mainstream and it's glorious. Not even gay linux like mint or pop, but actual good ones like arch.

So. Fucking. Based.

>>81709046
>Now I wake up and check britfeel

Ready for another day of screentimemaxxing de lads?

>>81709046
welcome friend

Breeding Shippy's sister

>>81709069
i was thinking of going out today. they have this big hot air balloon thing i might go to

>>81709078
Take your phone so you still add to your daily screen time

14hrs a day on computer for the last 5 years

>>81708994
Get a grip little chadposting lid.

>>81709069
Yes but I will alternate between different screens (telly, laptop, phone)

>>81709079
please explain this gimmick

13th of July is looking to be the peak

GFS has 38c in Norfolk

>>81709069
>another day of screentimemaxxing

And GEFS has 39 for Norfolk

>>81709088
My AC will be going right up

has anyone here been to a historical battel reenactment?

>>81709118
>battel

>>81709118
yeah when i was about 10 thought it was well good

>>81709123
whi woud yu beh su meen? i dudnt du enyfing tu yu!

>>81709127
going as an adult might be different. i dont know if i can be bothered

>>81709123
>>81709129
reminds me of this scrolls down his timeline kek

>aii you crafty xxxx, couldnt wooeve what i seen when i pulled the cirtain back, couldnt work out how u was pushing the pace on me matthew

https://xcancel.com/markwil147/with_replies

got the shits again de lads not right whats happend to me belly

>Congress passes Trump's "big, beautiful bill" cutting taxes and spending

>>81709069
Yh, too ugly to be doing anything but look at a screen

>>81709142
go to the doctors ebin

>>81709134
LARPing looks IRL looks gay as fk. It less gay online I think

>>81709149
im expecting a lot of overly involved nerds. i dont think i'll bother

>>81709146
not ebin but i have a similar haircut

New thread. It Friday

>>81709161

>>81709161

>sub 400 new thread
kys

not
even
400
anymore!

>>81709086
Hope you're still looking at your phone while you're watching the telly. Really maximise your screen time.
>>81709090
What better way is there to clockmaxx than when your screentimemaxxing.

>>81709169
>>81709170
Shippy is an early thread making mong

>>81709077
Astounding lack of lore here

>>81709229
Why do you make early threads like your online slappy fight partner, big man?