Thanks for accommodating my condition lad x
Spooning crossy's sisters
pepehmm
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Does Crossy's sister like anal?
Crossy sucking me off in the bogs
pttp
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Whatever happened to this auditor? Is he in prison?
>>81714450Put Yer Money Where You're Mouth is and Magique Pie n All Round the World back to back to bck or go home
>>81714435eva's sweaty box
not a fan of these 2 hour threads
>>81714460lol I had that shirt on today
what do norrmies do in their free time
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I was worried about getting home tonight, fortunately, my friend will be picking me up later
>>81714458I remember that guyl. He hasn't uploaded in well over a year. I assumed he just quit YouTube
Apu 1201
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So out of 30+ million people who applied only like 300k actually got Oasis tickets? Pretty mad that.
I'm not really into them, I like a few of their songs but that's it so didn't even bother trying. Rather have the tickets go to proper fans.
>>81714471scroll tiktok and instagram
FeelSea
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>>81714471Have sex with their wives/gfs
image
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>>81714468Oi ras...WEAR THIS
ujt
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Wammers update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8D9zquUOB8
>>81714497Absolute knobhead this cunt, thinks he's a big man I'd knock his head off his shoulders, shit music, total Deanoslop
Apu 1158
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Corr bet Manchester is bouncing tonight.
https://x.com/OasisMania/status/1941218584962924778
Evening was going quite well, but then a few minutes ago I randomly remembered some cringe embarrassing retarded shit I did when I was younger and now I feel like utter shite and want to curl up and die.
Evening ruined, nothing left to do to salvage it but drink.
barnes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPx0z91_5EQ
blastan
>>81714471i consider myself pretty much a normie, was just looking at that Hello Kitty Island Adventure on Steam. could get into it, it has puzzles.
Been off antidepressants for a while now. Pretty sure I'm still getting withdrawals because I've been feeling pretty shit. Nevertheless I might stick with my sobriety.
I just fucking hate doctor cunts telling me that I'll never achieve anything without their drugs. They don't know that. Fuck them.
>>81714521pirate it before buying i beg you
>>81714512Mostly middle aged men trying to relive the 90s
A tranny really helped me out tonight
We used to be a country, a proper country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KluxOA_HHmk
>>81714521You that anon with the tattoos from earlier
>>81714489not necessarily
reddit.com/r/deadbedrooms
>>81714510Not godlike at all STAY HOME CNUT
>>81714530Did he make you wear a condom though?
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State of some frauditors. Doubt he has ever worked. That money will be coming out of his benefits. Unlikely he makes that much from winding police up and filming mosques.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvwWS4U_Q5Y
>>81714479You don't just quit youtube without a word. He's been locked up most likely for something.
>>81714512Look at all them sad bastards paying to stand and listen to some old hasbeen miserable cunts play stringed instruments
looking forward to the next battle of the bands thing on friday, went to the last one and despite not making any friends it was quite enjoyable
>>81714536can any oldfags tell me if the 90s were actually bucket hats and acid
>>81714514it's okay lad, YOU were the one remembering it, not others.
share, you coward.
>>81714545>2013I was just thinking he looked pretty good for his age in that pic posted earlier
>>81714527Ahh who cares let them have their fun. They're having a better night than you tonight that I can guarantee.
>>81714536I just wanna relive the 2010s lads.
>>81714559In manchester it was bucket hats, shit tracksuits, shit nightclubs, shit drugs, and IRA bombing the place
Why do people think dressing up in a badly fitting suit makes any difference for court? He may as well have gone in his trackies.
>>81714578This you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYOkB7pYp3Q
spent most of the day on britfeel. what a waste
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>>81714550>make you wear a condom
>>81714581it's to show the judge you're willing to do as you're told and be a good little cucky for society.
rightoids still mad about bob vylan
>>81714583Nah this is me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAn3PpolPj0
>>81714586>spent most of the day on britfeel
Might learn to drive lads. Late 30s now and I can only get so far using my legs and public transport is getting old
Mid 2010s was great time in life
>>81714586spent most of the day on britfeel while working or then drinking after
3 beers in my boys
*makes both jews and chuds seethe*
There is literally no difference between 2010 and 2025 besides cost of living being shitter and more wogs
>>81714543always get a good laugh at this sub
>>81714601Move to Nottingham, there's a tram and you'll never get bored of it
>>81714601got my license last saturday at the ripe age of 24, keep looking at it, I actually feel proud of meself
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>>81714610>besides cost of living being shitterThat's a pretty fucking big difference you absolute spastic.
Also tiktok and the concept of zoomers didnt exist
>>81714601I doubt you'll get a drop of pussy driving this late in life lad.
>>81714611it's great cope for the incel lads. Need to find others of people in disastrous relationships
>>81714526was planning to, since it's a single-player game with optional online play? "invite your mates to your island", Animal Crossing type thing?
>>81714541nah he/they are clearly who and what they are. me? just looking around for some daft shite to play but my PC is terrible.
that Disney one wasn't actually that bad. more broadly, Alba: A Wildlife Adventure was cute while also having enough 'photograph every bird on the island' autism to keep me going.
WE DIDN'T APPEAR OUT OF THIN AIR
WE LIVE HEEEEEREEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFqhJyvly1g
>>81714559What are you wearing today lass?
>>81714447Crossy's sister is cock crazy de lad
>>81714572Beehive later? It Friday x
>>81714618I just pay for it tbqh. Don't care
>>81714626TOTALLY ABSOLUTELY WOULD
>>81714617Ok, by this logic you should prefer the the 00s then because shit was even cheaper back then. Or better yet, the 90s, then the 80s, then the 70s... etc
Mong
GAY men on a GAY thread x
>>81714626Nice arse on her desu
>>81714568Deram Zoolaggher strides up to your bird like so whats your maove
we could merge with /r9gay/ after the ofcom ban cuts out 90% of posters from here
yep, with a car you can go anywhere, im like a proper proper adult man now I can drive manual
>>81714626Can't imagine he would have uploaded that if she were his sister
>>81714651Accurate representation of me on my nightdrives taking a break from screenmaxing
Shipmong will definitely buy a pass to post here seeing as his life revolves around britfeel
There's no reason to have your own car in this tiny country, you can just take the tube or the tram or the train and uber everywhere
>>81714659cor, love combustion engines me, looking for a car right now but idk wheres best to look. Whats mad is I can get a car for like a grand and that would only net me a mid ranged guitar, fucking absolute scam the guitar market right now, wdym that bit of wood and electrics is more than an entire 2 tonne machine?
>>81714594I think they're more upset about the government throwing ordinary folk in jail for tweeting or posting on Facebook lad.
>>81714670There won't be a britfeel lad. Even if a few buy a pass the majority won't and the thread will slow down and die
>>81714517One of their best live shows that one in Moscow. Just found out the other band members kicked him out of the band because they didnt like his vocal change in 93/94, that and moonlighting another band at the same time.
>>81714639You can't just go "NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 2010 AND NOW!!!" then move the goalposts to "ACTUALLY IT WAS ALWAYS DIFFERENT FROM NOW!!!" you absolute fucktard
Thanks for proving your own original point wrong.
That and there's more to me liking the 2010s than just "its cheaper" fucknugget, its almost like I had better shit I liked in that time period.
>>81714673I'm a big fan of 80s and 90s cars. Not viable unless you're loaded I don't think though, and maintenance would be a bitch.
>>81714671>tramokay for small distances like the different areas of man
>trainshit, most companies are utter utter bollocks, takes away my control, cancellations, delays etc its fucking gay. Northern do this gay thing where the tickets jump in price depending on when you buy them, scam.
>uberexpensive for short distances, what if I want to go into nature? what if I want to drive like 100 miles down the road somewhere?
>>81714521That game looks right lush it does. Proper crossy core that is.
>>81714559.>acid
the drug? or like acid wash jeans?
as musicians they can do whatever. everyone in the 90s wore trackies or full tracksuits. as a lad i had jeans those were for occasions, dressing up smart.
hats-wise i think your safest options have always been baseball caps or beanies. but as soon as i find a decent plain grey flatcap that fits my weird heard, i'm wearing it.
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It's all for them civil rights eh? Are there any "good" auditors in the UK?
>>81714673The cars that are worth 1k are old as shit and probably 5k worth of fixing away from being reliable for more than 2 years.
A 1k guitar is new and lasts.
>>81714559I'm the only person here who had a car in 1990
Pooing in a phone box in Slough
he's actually nostalgic about the fucking 2010s lmao. Kid is legit like 17 years old.
Is it true Wagamama is a Deano establishment? I went there without knowing about it and quite enjoyed the food
>>81714714Good job upping the overall quality of Slough, the locals will thank you for it.
Absolutely no need for a car if you live and work within London. The tube, overground, buses, cycling, and even awlking are efficient.
>>81714702>Are there any "good" auditors in the UK?I don't think so. They're just wind up merchants aren't they. "Oh look I'm annoying security by flying my little drone around." Why do people watch this content?
>>81714693I don't go into nature me
Might get myself some prime clunge tomorrow lads, or, 3 bottles of asahi and take a pregab.
Relapsed lads. Had large fish and chippy and 2 chip muffins for dinner tonight. Not right. Feel right bad about myself but fucking hell mum wanted me to help cook a roast dinner and nether of us could be bothered. Brother already had food out today so he didnt want 2 fatty fatty bum bum meals in one day.
>>81714727>asahiI know it's called "dry lager" but it's unironically too fucking dry.
>>8171471618 year olds are nostalgic about watching leafy and keemstar when they were 10
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>>81714721>awlking are efficient
>>81714687yeah barnes was doing six feet under during the recording of their VILE album, they did all the instrumentals and barnes said fuck this im going on tour with sfu and left them hanging and because barnes had fucked his vocals through smoking too much weedle deedle dee and shit vocal technique (giving rise to the infamous barnes 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' screeching) they decided to get george fisher of monstrosity to do it instead. Luv me barnes era CC, george era is alright though depends on what mood im in. They also fucked off Bob Rusey who was in the band up until the bleeding and they dropped him because he couldn't perform well enough during studio recordings so they replaced him with Rob Barrette of Malevolent Creation.
demo version of vile, wasn't the final recording
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVlNYx0Hf-8
you can hear why in the opening song why they decided to drop him, there had been band tensions for years though.
>>81714729Get that fucking typing wand out lad x
>>81714722>Why do people watch this content?To see the pedantic autists go "hahaha you dont know the law, i do hahaha, im flying my drone theres nothing you can do hahaha"
>>81714732I quite enjoy it.
>>81714716>he's actually nostalgic about the fucking 2010s lmao. Kid is legit like 17 years old.I'm early 30s.
>>81714592I doubt it's even worth dressing up if you know the evidence is going to be against you. May as well be dragged there kicking and screaming than comply.
>>81714732asahi is only good beer
>>81714740>yeah barnes was doing six feet underTragic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXeCKrqXr5Y
>comments are turned off
>>81714740metal heads again the most boring inane smelly mongs going
>>81714693>NorthernWon't have a bad word said about Northern after they retrieved my wallet today, corr
I had two burgers today classic Blad style. There were only maccy d's hamburgers, quite small really
>>81714729corr 25 stone bracket by august
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>>81714742Already got it my liiiiid.
>>81714729Got to treat yourself lad x
>>81714564There are plenty, but the one that came to mind out of nowhere was in year 10, a French class but one that was being covered by this older substitute teacher. It was an IT-based classed as well so absolute doss-off. We had an hour and just had to make a powerpoint of ten slides with a word in French at the top and a picture of what it was underneath. I made mine in five minutes and spent the rest of the time fucking around, but the teacher came around everyone to check their work to make sure we were doing it.
She comes over to me and I just start flicking through the slides. It comes to the French word for shower - douche - and I realised that I had grabbed this incredibly softcore pornographic image of a woman half naked covered in bubbles rinsing in the shower, with her mouth open and eyes closed. I genuinely didn't even realise I grabbed it; I did the thing so fast that I just took the first pic on google after typing in each word and didn't even clock that I basically put porn in my slideshow.
The teacher was like 'errrm, excuse me but I don't think that's a very appropriate picture, find another one'. I turned bright fucking red immediately because she probably thought I was some classroom wanker, even though it was a genuine oversight.
>>81714769I actually dont smell and showered 2 hours ago, my hair is also not greasy. Not sure why you feel so frustrated as to behave like a nasty little wanker on an image board though, sort yourself out mate.
>>81714732Japs are mad cunts what did you expect
>>81714784That's fucking nowt to get worked up over you twat.
>>81714608But what if he didn't have breakfast?
>>81714763Oh fucking hell thats grim. Also comments turned off thats hilarious.
>>81714770I do, every fucking time I use them theres a cancellation. My favorite was when they cancelled my train then claimed I couldn't use my ticket on any other train and had to spend another 17 pounds on a new ticket, nice one thanks northern.
>>81714784Corr find us that image lad. Must still exist somewhere
>>81714788Yeah but Sapporo is from there and is fucking delish, even if it's like 3.50 for a fucking 600ml tin and never on sale.
Say something wild go on I DARE you
>>81714763I dont even want to click that, his vocals are so fucking bad
>>81714804Northern is so easy to evade kek. Yeah I 'promise to payy' LOL!
>>81714818I've heard worse, but it's pretty fucking bad.
>>81714822>worsemy curiosity has piqued, do share
>>81714804>had to spend another 17 pounds on a new ticket,Mong
>>81714740To be honest its not that bad, sounds similar to bleeding era. I do also like corpsegrinder and older monstrosity. Gallery of suicide and vile are good albums. But if I had to choose it would be tomb of the mutilated corpse era by far.
Fuck all them frauditors. Get a job. No one should be supporting these losers.
>>81714729no worries lad. i relapsed a few days ago. 6 months off the booze. but that first relapse, 6 months ago, shown me it's not a big deal. always thought "this is the end, if it ever happens."
over three years sober, before that. but then i went a bit mental, both cases, but i'm not worried about the booze itself. in your case, the food itself sounds like the bad thing, you're actively eating, have you tried weaning?
(eva6 style relapses, those i keep private.)
Dedicated screentimemaxxing
gained half a stone since i last weighed myself. unless blad keeps on with his eating i'm still the fattest lad in britfeel
>>81714743Why don't they start flying their silly 249g drones over the beach full of families? That's not against the law is it?
Fuck it only because it Friday and that lad last night said he was having a drink for me. I'm garn have a couple of Stellas then garn down chippy for some garlic and chips. Cheers folks x
>>81714872only right
can't have mak carrying the community on a Friday night
>>81714872Fast food again is it? Shouldn't the care home be making sure you eat a proper diet? Not a very caring home is it?
>>81714740Also did smoking copious amounts of weed really fuck his voice up that much? There was a major difference between tomb and the bleeding albums and then onto 6ft under. The longer time passes his voice gets higher. This is fucking horrible though kek.
https://youtu.be/yyJoEXWigNg?si=so2UoO8IRXOGKaZi
>>81714710fuck off no you aren't
>>81714827Christ put me on the spot, most of it comes from me exploring terrible one man DSBM and screamo projects on bandcamp that I don't remember as I've purged them from my brain.
Shit like this always come to mind, even if its not harsh vocals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHZpuS0gKc8
Or maybe KYS (I think they are a joke band though)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9sfCR2xpEc
And then for an actual mainstream example while these vocals arent necessarily "worse" I think they're really fucking terrible for a live performance (I know its a drum video but fuck me the modern Cryptopsy vocalist is so shit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef_0my8krZc
There's probably more/worse I've heard, but I honestly don't retain this info. If I could be bothered to trawl my library for an hour or two more, I might find more.
>>81714895Actually as I posted that I remembered one more. Love the band and his earlier work, but what the fuck he was thinking for vocals on this is such shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yss44gNMOok
>>81714877True. I can't let the boys down x
>>81714831well it was either that or I wasn't getting home
>>81714895lol that cryptopsy UUUUUUUGHH UGGGGH UUUUUUUUUUUUGHRGH. The first two albums were great though.
>>81714909You can take the next train if it gets cancelled, you got scammed
>>81714916Whisper Supremacy and Once Was Not were both also really good, with WS getting overlooked a lot just cos "WHERE IS LORD WORM"
Of newer Topsy I do like the Tome EPs but the rest is fucking W A N K. Shit actually makes me sad just cos I love their first 3 so much.
>>81714872I feel this is going to end in tears again.
>>81714604Here's a mid 2010s tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQOG5BkY2Bc
>>81714916He did kinda make up for it later eventually as he managed the hardest Cryptopsy scream (I assume), but he's still not amazing in general.
https://youtu.be/9Rx8bJjb89c?feature=shared&t=240
The food coma R&R hath concluded
>>81714804If your train is cancelled and you're travelling on an Advance Single you are allowed to catch the next service.
Can and a half of Stella and 3 hours later.....
>>81714923Only got two cans. Yeah, I'm two cans only tonight. Keeping meself fresh for tomorrow.
>>81714959You'll be steaming by half 2 on those lad
Watching Homestar Runner cartoons while getting pissed, lads.
Did mark almost have a heart attack before? SVT? what was all that about. Mate its not the beer trust me.
Dinoslop was alright. By alright I mean completely derivative and not interesting in the slightest.
>>81714981Saved to my womfy animal pic folder x
Cheers x
>>81714996>thought you said dissoslopI'm too /metal/pilled
The death to shitty groove metal timeline
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Just want summer to be over. Hate it. It isn't even just the heat, I hate the excessive brightness of the sunlight.
>>81714922Shame Lord worm had to leave the band in the because of his illness. Could have carried in on and made kino album one after another.
>>81714988he figured it out, it only happens when he eats puddings
Finishing off that 1st Stella can nows x
The alt metal to alt pop timeline
>>81715024It wasn't just illness I think he said in an interview, like he also wanted to pass onto "new blood" and shit as well as not being keen on touring (illness also not helping for that).
Still find it funny he's an english professor, when your professor is renowned for eating worms live on stage and doing guttural screams for over 20 seconds.
>>81715022spotted the fatty lads
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>>81715022Same. If I had 12 months left to live I would sell all my possessions and make as much money to leave behind for my mother as possible. Its not always about money though. But a small safety net is always welcome. Cannot see myself being in my 40s.
>>81715022for me its the FUCKING HUMIDITY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH EVERYTHING IS STICKY
>>81715043Think you meant to quote Big B mate
yeah i like sleep token. dill with it x
Creatures that bleed every month should go kill themselves.
>>81715046>Cannot see myself being in my 40s.Maybe 40 stone eh?
>>81715039That scream on open face surgery is legendary.
>>81715056sorry to hear you're disabled laddie, all the best
I bet Ruth's tuppence will be getting a thorough seeing to from Will tonight
i like death/black metal. I listen to Behemoth... the list goes on
Shippy is gay, pass it on
>>81715022This lad has well and truly embraced clockmaxxing
>>81715071Oh aye, he'll be enjoying that warm pink hole tonight.
my favouurite metal band is deafheaven. and yes i did find them from a pitchfork review of sunbather
>>81715078I'm actually straight, aka heterosexual
Fucking false widow on the doorframe, killed it with a slipper.
a few metal lads in here, quite surprised.
i listen to nsbm even if it's shit that's how kvlt i am
>>81714784..that's it?
for some year 8 or 9 IT class we had to make a presentation. just some busywork task. but it had something like 'your favourite celebrity (male or female)' and obviously that meant lads looking up the sauciest images or showing each other nudes of actresses/singers, if they weren't blocked by the school filter. (this was 2005-2006 or so.)
my Elisha Cuthbert slide had this image, a couple from the Maxim photoshoot with Mila Kunis, and those ones of her in jeans with the layered hair. it's what the Catholic secondary school teacher had asked us to do.
a few mental lads in here, not surprised.
>>81715086Must be good to be a lad like him. Then again, he could probably do much better with his looks.
https://youtu.be/nC9VHZyOmFY?t=727
Nottingham slags
>>81715108hi blad do you like haunted mound
On that 2nd can now. Wish I got some Brasseries in now.
Oh aye x
>>81714601Be prepared to be fucked around by the cunting DVSA
>>81715143fuck it lad got to treat yourself
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>>81715142Hi Eva. Im a right old boomer when it comes to metal music. I only like stuff from the late 80s and early to mid 90s.
Just bought quake 1 for the N64 oh aye. Lets go.
Fuck off EVA6, stupid fucking bitch
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what does blad think of bloodstock's lineup this year?
Why do Americans get so fucking pissy and shitty when you say you're not celebrating 4th of July? Can they not comprehend that there is 7.7billion other people in the world?
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forced into ur miiiiiiiiiiiiiind, passed down through the centuries,
cultures will collide, holy wars for what?
>>81715160Still got that wodka in that fridge though x
>>81715192For me it was UT99
https://youtu.be/i_0G6WPuss4
Real white men listen to neofolk
>>81715221i were more into that UT2004 oh my fuking days it was lush
>>81715200Heard of emperor and obituary thats it my lid. Not a fan of obituary to be honest. Emperor had a few good albums.
*three open chord loop*
"cryptic lyric, cryptic lyric, distrust jews"
*more acoustic with chorus effect*
*slap nazi imagery on your cover*
my neofolk masterpiece
oiv not forgiveeeeen nor forgotten, the fallen or downtrodeeeeeeeen and ill never forget, me last evropa kvss
>>81715143You got nothing else lad
Apu 709
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Where's my fren crossy @
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nac6B__nFl0
>>81715227M M M M M MONSTER KILL
>>81715239based death in june enjoyer
>>81715239All pigs must die, simple as
>>81715248Crossy is probably the most popular poster in /britfeel/, a position he deserves desu
>>81715261That boon Im the background always makes me laugh when I see this video. Its like hes looking at an alien from the other side of the universe.
>>81715108im more metal than any of the lads here
proper chaotic neutral enjoyer of soishit and trveshit
hes the most majestic black brit swede in the world and nothing can change it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8X5DWs_0EE
>>81715209If it is so worth celebrating why would they be posting in 4chan and it's Friday too.
Happy America day my arse!
Back on Hinge after a year. Getting fair few matches, but girls are barely responding after a while. Never used to be like this.
Maybe I've lost my mojo
took an exs virginity 2 years ago tonight, luv the 4th of july I do
>>81715263I can accept that.
Crossy knows the score x
>>81715281hes bald in life like most lads here
Love some Coil me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUY_zpPeab0
Ohhh rose thou art sick!
>>81715297ecco is bald?? since when..
>>81715292How easy is it to find a woman on these fuck apps? Do you just go around to their house or they come over and thats that? Is it that easy for the chad normie?
was that pic someone posted claiming to be crossy actually him?
>>81715128She could do better than him, he's just an airhead cookie cutter Deano.
>>81715263Only cos 70% of this thread wants to fuck his arse
>>81715248he's w/ mammy and sisters and having a good day
>>81714367
>>81715292think it's called rizz or something now lad
>>81715313fake fan alert xx
>>81715315Kek no it wasnt lid. Just some joker having a wind up.
>>81715281Not listened to Yung Lean et al for over a decade - not my thing at all anymore, but this is great. I used to like his features
>>81715327thank fuck, was a bit grim ngl
Apu 1757
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It Americano x
Happy 4th of July to my yank frens x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHGKG9dyTKI
>>81715311noncey video mate
>>81715297I might have the longest head of hair on britfeel at this stage, no doubt the reaper will one day claim it, hope not.
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>>81715332Dont know for certain though. Even if it is him Im not bothered. We are all equal here.
garn stick that 28 weeks later on. microwaved some salted popcorn then put black pepper on top oh aye
HHL has the worst music taste in this thread
>got a lil 42 day sick note
>going to hand it in t'UC
>force a spot o reassessment for me
>get on that LCWRA
>see if I can get me some PIPs
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Have to make a decision soon. Go chippy for some food or go offie for more wooze x
Probably can't do both x
>>81715314only if you're a real chad will they come over to your house immediately without meeting in person first. women are quite aware on these apps that they could be raped and killed if they do something like that. but usually one meeting and a couple of pints will do the trick.
>>81715192Doom 64 is legit a good one too. Check it out
>>81715358Get me UC bennies next week me. Only got 300 quid left to me name. Should see me by. Better than being skint till Thursday SSM style I suppose x
>>81715363If you've got scran in lad you know what
>>81715352you only say that mate as you're worse off, lets face it
seasideMARK (SVT) episode of Supraventricular tachycardia is a condition. Heart beating fast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzY8JjCkhl4
>>81715363Go and get yourself a smedium cod lad x
Happy 4th of July, Yanklass!
>>81715363Why is your neck so long when Kevin's and Sandra's arent?
>>81715379Still a few week off till my bennies day.
>>81715392it not right what happened to yanklass
People seethe so much at HHL but he just takes it in his stride lmao. Seethers utterly BTFO
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The wooze has won x
Garn shop me x
Might just order a webab wrap later x
Am I the only fucker in the thread who couldnt give a shit about that SSM fat retard sat on bennies and an obvious inheritance who spams youtube with retarded shit all day?
Being a /britfeel/ personality will be your legacy in life
>>81715435I dont fucking get it either
just wanna lick eva's fanny me
>>81715438Crossy should post a lewd pic on-trip then to prove it wrong.
Smashing pumpkins are playing in muh town. Fugg me, might have to try get tickets for them.
I hope it's not too late, it's in aug.
I fucked up and pussied out of seeing limp bizkit, I can't miss this if I get a chance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo
>>81715314It depends on the bird. Fast girls usually want to meet for a drink then a fuck after words and never usually keep in contact after. Nice girls who don't explicitly say they want to date for a relationship have profiles generally curated to be more modest and less party-gal. That's from my experience. You can tell who wants to hook up, and who's not a total schlag. Easy if you know how - it's just if you can be bothered
>>81715455is she a squirter?
>>81715443I dont even have that, im a ghost me
>>81715384Absolutely couldn't care less what I look like. Its not important. Nor do I care what anyone else looks like on here why would I?
>>81715428I want to do one, might do arcade+slots seafront tour
>>81715458he posted one a few days back
>>81654936
63 bongs and 10 bings.
I need this.
>>81715433What a surprise, you just cant help yourself
>>81715482whenever someone gets a notification of a bing or a bong or a bingbong i always say "bingbong"
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>>81715372Got it my lid. The box and manual are in storage.
>>81715455Honestly this. I love eating pussy so much
went on a fair few app related dates back in my day, I just used to open with something casual relating to the profile and then once they replied ask if they wanted to get drinks on the friday, wasn't too bad. No doubt its fucking shit nowadays but this was a few years ago. Once had a girl straight up just invite me over to shag but that only occured once.
>>81715489do you have to blow it before using it
>>81715480That's the one we're saying is fake, fucko.
>>81715469You don't really have the choice to care given your state.
>>81715484Friday night gran x
Can I get a quick rundown on this ebin lad? I watched his whip-mah-whop- ma- do-mah-pop my gate video the other day he seems like a good lad.
>>81715428he posted an audit attempt earlier but it didn't work because the lad he was trying to wind up thought he was special needs
cheeky bit of flirting by eva there
Swear I saw Andrew on the train in Leeds earlier
evas feet around my willy
My face pressed right up against Eva's fanny
i think they should make lolicon legal (bear with me here) but under some kind of amnesty scheme. bit like what they do with knives. maybe a purely opt-in register, doesn't go anywhere, unless you do something for real (then they have your details).
>>81715504he's the one you called a faggot for his pepsi cream soda review
>>81715500Ha not always. The cartridge pins become dirty over time due to it being inserted into the console over the years and dirt builds up as well. You can clean them like I do so they never do that. If a cartridge dosent work 9 times out of 10 its the pins are dirty. Also you arent supposed to do that as it lets moisture into the cartridge and console.
30 year old men bullying a 20 year old girl, it's not right
>>81715521Life revolves around hypothetical noncing scenarios
>>81715524I never did. I went out and tried it and didnt like it. If I did call him a faggot I apologise.
>>81715525you know ur stuff. lol
how long have u been into it?
>>81715528i loved angel beats so much the food looked so good
yep thats the 400 post anxiety creeping in
>>81715531>I never didhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80947214/#80947804
State of the mongs on the train leaving a mess. Almost a full can of beer too just left here
>>81715528Don't give a shit, can't stand this new "25 year olds are kids!!!" Shit Reddit comes up with now. You're an adult in your 20s, you can't use age as an excuse for being a nasty cunt bitch
>>81715533On and off about 15 years now. I think its the tism at play here. Wanting to play the games I played and a kid.
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Going for a dance w my mammy x
>>81715554Wish my tesco still did Staropramen in big bottles
i remember when blad was mean offtrip when i first made myself public lol
it was so funny
>>81715564fuck and with that picture I now hate crossy
>>81715557reddit thinks 30 is young, fucking decrepit by then
>>81715547would still fuck her if she was
eva post your feet for us footfrens
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>>81715552Haha. Fuck off lad. Fucking hell. Chief D.I spacker over here raking me over the coals for something I said months ago. Well ebin if you are out there I apologise. Sometimes I get a little bit unstable with my emotions.
whenever someone posts an nsfw image and i hover over it, the image goes full screen so i get something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PapFMhrh4kg
>>81715554Finish it off, classic HHL style
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>>81715573People thought I was being mean to you but I was talking about the mongs making the weird posts towards you. Crossed wires.
>>81715587lad you asked who ebin was and I told you. Why do you always get butthurt when someone exposes you for being a seethie off trip
>>81715568My local does all of them in big bottles. Not good for someone who likes his beer, far too tempting.
120.10 bong train ticket, corr
>>81715587kek he's absolutely done you there, big lad
because life expectancy was around 60 for most of human history, if you realise infant mortality rate <15 fucked data up, there was something like a 52% chance to reach 60 if you didn't die before 15 in neolithic times so 30 is middle aged, mad.
>>81715588Hair piccy for the lads x
>>81715587ebin isnt real youre being wound up lad
>>81715623I like my beer but I fully embrace it.
I just limit myself by time and amount.
>>81715554Got a new obsession. My mum works with disabled people and one of them is collecting can pulls things to open the cans for a charity fundraiser so she can get a wheelchair. She has to get the same amount of ring pulls as the same weight as the wheelchair and people from all over are collecting these ring pulls for her. I have started and got about 6 atm, I was looking at that photo and going Corr look at all those ring pulls. Kek.
>>81715528she is incredibly irritating
Remember when blad got exposed for making nasty posts off trip
>>81715634I usually end up getting 3-4 big bottles if I'm having a drinking sesh
On that Black Storm cider me. Proper Makaveli vibes here like. 7.5%
Garn neck these then order that webab wrap.
22:38 and still on the train, what a state
>>81715650He still does it, he just learned what his biggest tells are
>>81715612this is one i took after i cut my fringe and did my hair, it felt very soft today, first day i conditioned it after being away
eva6 what was it like you were a kid, and they announced they were bringing out a NEW trilogy of Star Wars films?
>>81715653I go for 4 pints or 4 big bottles. 5 if I'm feeling fancy.
I'm feeling fancy tonight.
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Crazy how you lot can spot me a mile away when I post off trip. I need to try and mix things up a little if I am going to nasty post again. I dont plan on doing so though, gave it up now. Is not nice, but it is good to let off a little bit of steam you lot do it all the time with helper
Chika emptying his ballsack into Crossys rectum
>>81715665FUCKING W O U L D
>>81715665did your dad buy you GHDs?
>>81715665Looooooooooooooool absolute tranny
>>81715665It lush. I used to have hair down to my back when I was 18-22 I used to love using coconut shampoo and conditioner. Women used to compliment me in the streets when I was out in public. I will try and find an old photo tomorrow its on my mums phone, shes a sleep now.
>I have longer hair than Eva
>>81715665sex wiith eva sex with eva sex wth eva
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>>81715272He's the dollar tree knockoff.
Strong cider is quite nice actually x
Better than drinking weak af lager x
>>81715688its longer on the back obviously
More vanilla ice cream. M&S. Lush. Have 100g of ice cream every day at the moment. Don't really know why.
>>81715672Just a terrible, terrible post.
>>81715696I still mog it, lass. Step it up.
>>81715680no theyre just straighteners i got off my mother when she bought hers, when she buys new hair dryer, i get hers
>>81715699Are you a top or bottom? Serious question, although I'm assuming a bottom if you like BBC
>>81715688get a buzz cut , you nonce
No tickets available for pumpkins (a month off so no surprise).
Libertines are there as well, and no tickets for them either.
Might have to go sit outside the venue when pumpkins are playing, get a few beers, have a pregab the night before.
I said to my mum, keep an eye out for any good bands. You know what ticket she offered, olly bastard murrs. Thanks but no thanks mum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VisSLsjrFqY
>>81715700i fear i did "the big cut" during lockdown
>>81715699>Just a terrible, terrible post.I agree.
I should be the one fucking crossy even if I'd rather he was the top, I'll compromise
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>>81715688av got longer hair than eva ffs
>>81715725OMG lets have sex ;3
>>81715630if you realize the latter off of your life is exponentially worse than thye first half, we should be calling 25 middle ages
>>81715713No that requires effort and money I don't need to spend. Right now I have to do absolutely nothing to my hair except brush and wash it and it gets the lasses spewing from the hilt.
>>81715717What a gaylord
I haven't had a haircut since I was 19
Genuinely want every single Indian on earth killed. I know that 1/5 of the earth's population dying would probably have massive consequences but it would be worth it in the long run
>>81715699I had one yesterday mate, love ice cream but if I bought some for home I'd eat it all in one sitting. I made that mistake a couple weeks ago, ended up eating eight choc ices in one go.
On a side note. I hate that cunt eva6
>>81715712It obvious and doesn't need stated.
>>81715721Welcome to him.
>>81715716you can buy them on resale mate just keep checking x
>>81715730absolutely fucking not, not surprised this isn't original
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L6byFiTjfQ
crossy's hair updates don't even get any (You)s lol.
and i'm not about to go around saying who has the nicer hair, that would be cruel.
>>81715725PLEASE BE CROSSY
>>81715696eva, post backshot too
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>>81715737>I hate that cunt eva6
>>81715737corr looks good that. I was in Italy recently and had a proper lush gelato
>>81715737where did you get this?
can grown men approach ice cream vans?
>>81715737>I hate that cunt eva6Don't we all, lad
>>81715737They're usually 400g tubs. Like haagen dazs. Divided by 4 makes sense.
>>81715745I am not crossy, I am a fully grown man
Imagine some vile stinking jeet running in front of a train and enduring the pure torture of having all his limbs ripped clean off and his torso getting crushed to a pulp under hundreds of tons of steel
When Ebin speaks, I sit down and listen.
>>81715756Are you at least like half twinkish and optionally good looking in a skirt
>>81715751Not him but I'm 32 and got an ice cream from an ice cream van in Greenwich park a couple of weeks ago
>>81715765oh my days what a sight
Indian wakes up in a slum in Mumbai and rats are crawling all over him because of how utterly filthy his living conditions are
>>81715735Microsoft would have to shut down.
>>81715740I'll keep checking, but being a dosser I don't have money in my bank often.
It was good to have hope for a bit, but I fear I won't be getting to see pumpkins play live, but could get to hear them.
Songnotrel, but sort of is, I hope I go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKJgVg7Eux0
>>81715765corr go running around that park quite often and then up to blackheath or maybe down along the thames path
>>81715776That's fine, I'd even tolerate moving to Linux if it means we can get rid of jeets
>>81715780I remember you lad, I was at deptford high street DLR in winter. You must be loaded to live around there
>>81715754You see I'd devour the whole 400g
Kinnel this cider puts some hair on ya chest x
Probably for the best I only got a couple. Got that cinema tomorrow so don't want to go overboard x
>>81715775And yet he stays /fit/. What's your excuse?
>>81715765bit old for it, aren't you?
>>81715790your life revolves around drinking alcohol.
SAD!
>>81715781But saar, how does your topdesk PC be updating every hour to be number one best computer if not using the window operating sytems saar?
>>81715786oh aye, I remember talking to you. I mean, I live in the Deptford area rather than Greenwich but it's on my running route. not loaded per se, but doing alright there me lad
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look what i found, is this ebin?
>>81715737Saw your horoscope
>>81715791why the hell are there dogs everywhere?
>>81715747>>81715752I despise her. I could forgive her orbiters and "teehee boys xx" posting if she wasn't such a colossal cunt bitch but there is nothing redeeming about her.
>>81715750Gelato seems a meme, paid 6 quid for a meme pistachio one in York and it was so underwhelming. What even is gelato, is it just woke ice cream?
>>81715751Seafront ice-cream shop, but yeah you can. Ice cream is ageless, everyone loves ice cream
>>817157871000 calories that. But sugar is all good. It's just milk and sugar. Can be a lot worse.
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lily lou <3 x
eva would never give a britfeeler a chance, fucking heartbroken x
>>81715807>if she wasn't such a colossal cunt bitch but there is nothing redeeming about herThe irony is she's an obnoxious /pol/tard, potentially stupider, but that's skipped over cos she owns a vagina.
Never forget "Sam Hyde is my father figure"
>>81715800This is him
https://youtu.be/XQbIAlF0mig?si=cvkagmbefW6BAImN
>>81715807Stop calling her that it's mean
>>81715807> Ice cream is ageless, everyone loves ice creamthink it's bit like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UI0eXr7DQc
>>81715756Not with those slender lady shoulders you're not.
>tfw you'll never get to shit in eva6's vagina
why live?
>>81715807the "gelato" in the UK is a meme yeah but this wasn't any gelato, this was m-m-milan gelato and it was lush, and much less than 6 quid. I'm not sure of the ins and outs but gelato is usually creamier and served at a slightly warmer temperature. when I went to Bologna I tried their unique version of gelato which was incredibly creamy and unbelievably good.
Just need a blad belly pic now x
>>81715822She insulted me and instantly put me down because of my "weird voice"
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As if this general couldnt get any more fucking shite we now have some attention seeking infested axe wound here
jesus Christ it really IS over for shitfeel x
>>81715762fraid not lid, built like a fully grown man and im quite hairy, I could probably have twink maxxed but I never fancied being bummed as I like women innit
>>81715828Sounds good. I think it was some chain place in York, probs a scam. They make you order on a screen despite it being empty and the woman at the counter stood watching me. I tried to order with her then she made me go back and faff with a screen, the new normal
>>81715796You pay for my wooze, wrugs and wakeaways.
Fuck wagies x
Cheers x
>>81715837not wrong though is she
>>81715790>>81715849don't forget he's paying the cinema tickets, too.
which is it you're seeing tomorrow lad? the dinosaur one or the vampire one?
Someone's been in the toilet for 13 minutes and counting
>>81715837oh was that you?
>>81715855nah she was in the wrong there, mate.
she's catty and cruel, basically at random, even when people are nice to her. and i don't even know if i can say this without her doing something daft.
but then she goes after people, so ?????. that's not autism, that's just being a dick.
>1 toilet for 8 carriages
>>81715855Doesn't matter. Was no need for it.
I'm slightly pissed off I'll never make it purely on the fact I have autism voice alone. I'm going to have to try do more "comedy" or unserious things
ebin is right, there is nothing redeeming about eva6. she is irritating, infantile, and altogether uninteresting
>>81715862Typical for a friday night at the public loos, probably blocking it with a massive shit
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>>81715824nope, sorry lid
>>81715873but she has a pusi
>>81715868What train class is it? I like the class 185s transpenine run. I go through first class to the bog near the conductors cabin
>>81715877CORR what a fucking beefcake x
>>81715883It's some grim cross country one
>>81715877are you one of the metal lids
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>>81715856>don't forget he's paying the cinema tickets, too.Based and true. 28 Years Later for me de lid x
>>81715849no Sean you take the small pittance you get every month for scamming the government just like those immigrants do and waste it on killing yourself quicker.
to be fair if I was you I would not be able to get through the day sober lmao. get fucked you virgin goose necked mong
>>81715873The whole "teehee I'm an autistic child like and also do sex stuff teehee" schtick is incredibly grating and on the nose, not even disguising the fact she's orbiter fishing
Sean wakes up at 3PM. His head pounds. His mouth is dry. His tongue is coated in the taste of stale booze and takeaway grease. The air in the flat is thick with sweat rot and cigarette smoke. He blinks at the ceiling. His body aches. His laptop sits on his chest still open still glowing. The thread he was spamming last night is gone. Nobody cared. They never care.
He rolls onto his side and stares at the empty cans on the floor. His stomach churns. He is turning forty soon. Forty years and nothing to show for it. No job no friends no girlfriend no future. Just this flat just these walls just the same routine every day. Wake up drink post drink sleep.
He reaches for the half empty vodka bottle. Takes a swig. His throat burns. He remembers when he was younger when this felt fun when he thought he was rebelling against the system. Now he is just tired. Now he is just waiting for time to run out.
The dole money comes in soon. Enough for more booze more drugs more takeaways. Enough to keep going a little longer. He thinks about trying to get a job but the thought makes him sick. He tells himself he is above it. He tells himself society owes him. But deep down he knows the truth. He knows he is a parasite. He knows nobody would hire him anyway.
He clicks refresh. Nobody has replied to his last post. His stomach twists. He wants someone to argue with him. He wants someone to care even if it is just to insult him. He types another post. He tells himself he does not care what people think. But he does. He cares more than anything.
He thinks about women. He has never touched one. Never even kissed one. He tells himself they are all shallow. He tells himself he never wanted one anyway. But at night when he lies in the dark listening to the hum of his laptop he feels it. The loneliness. The failure. The years slipping away.
>>81715869i feel bad now
i would hug you if i could
>>81715890we know he like kids with hair like that
>>81715890I am, luv me metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcFR_5xk7wE
>>81715903hhl will not like this mate
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>>81715869>I'm slightly pissed off I'll never make it purely on the fact I have autism voice alone
>>81715887>Cross CountryOh god it's probably a voyager, it's well known they're well hated and have a bad reputation.
>>81715917why have you got peadophilia the brain? bit weird that lad, I only like women my age (24)
>>81715927Yeah that's the one. Worst train company by far in my experience
>>81715903suicidal read, wow, people, possibly hhl, actually live like this
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eva6 are we going
>>81715933They're well hated in train communities, have a Google. Voyager class 220/221
>>81715877How long have you been transitioning lod?
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>>81715903Lmfao what a faggot x
How long did it take you to type this shite owt?
>>81715937kek you've proper done him
>>81715940I'm surprised the toilet actually had running water today. It's probably a 20% chance at best most times
>>81715903All changes if he gets a job of course, any menial old thing will do
Feels weird knowing there's early 20s lids here. Just assumed we're all in our 30s and older by now
>>81715945aw hurt are you? need a nappy change. take your pittance and drink more poison and eat more slop you low iq mong.
>>81715948I thought you were stuck in Birmingham and a tranny helped you out?
Nothing feels better as a NEET than sweet wagie tears
>>81715937didnt take long for your nasty streak to come back did it?
>wagiemongs unironically think I'm depressed when in reality I'm living the life of riley
Lol, lmao even x
>>81715959I haven't even reached Birmingham yet, but will soon. Then onto Coventry where a friend will give me a lift home.
The tranny who helped me out was the person who handed my wallet in
And here comes the HHL cope seethe.
enjoy x
>>81715967Sadly it's also a life without Riley
>>81715967they just can't envision how comfy we are.
pic is us at the cinema
HHL always operates ten steps ahead x
>>81715976It's not cope and seethe. He really is doing alright all things considered. Better than waging away on a train at 23:37 at night isn't it?
>>81715903hhl will really hate this lad now he will throw his shitty nappy at the thread
t. minus 4 hours until we get the "pushed me to suicide" posting
>>81715938have got my tickets for the 13th xx
Aaaand here comes the coincidental HHL support posters and wagie haters lmao
like clockwork sean get those stubby thumbs to work pal x
Saw a sign in the toilets saying 'feed me nappies' and it reminded me of Ponce
Proper depressed me
Wish I worked a 9 to 5 at Asda x
siting in traffic, 8am, cold dark winter morning on way to the office to get henpecked by female bosses while neets are tucked up in bed all warm and cozy
lush, and i mean lush
>>81716000I'm not HHL, in fact I'm a wagie waging away at almost fucking midnight
>>81716003but HHL don't you want to... contribute (lmao)... to a society that hates you? You DOSSER!
>>81715997l o n d o n is probably easier for me to get to. why can't he play in b i r m i n g h a m
post 500 anxiety coming on fucking strong lads
I notice 400 anxiety lad hasn't mentioned anything
HHL off trip putting in more work than if he got job at lidl lol.
>>81715903this 'Sean' lad sounds based
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>>81715983I'll be getting them nachos at the cinema tomorrow me. I'm thinking two pots of cheese and a extra chilli pot because why not. Wash it down with a classic Coca-Cola x
Always actually horrid people who complain about "living in a society that hates them". Funny that. Hmmmm makes you think.
>>81716028>job at lidlalri tilde
>>81716031and why the fuck not? We all deserve a break in life
Bloody hell lads almost at 500 posts. 400 anxiety mong is going to have a SVT attack at any rate!
>>81716027Well he's been here since half 10 this morning the lad needs a rest
HHL will instantly go brash and cocky that he scams the hard working taxpayers.
reminds me of a certain asian group coming over on dingys
poetic almost x
>>81715665bloke, with a cock.
no woman uses that hairstyle.
>>81716036Tilde works Aldi xx
>>81716033Yeah, the homosexuals living during times when there was laws against them. Must be actually horrid people.
>>81715903this was really good.
but then
>>81715945 genuinely me laugh out loud.
i love you fuckers.
>>81716037True lid. I worked hard for this treat x
>>81716051You know what I specifically meant, you're not being clever.
>>81716059you are a gross pathetic rat lid and you know it
>>81716031you even get the worst slop at the cinema kek
>>81716065Sucks when your own shitty logic is used against you huh? Perhaps you'll think about it more next time
>>81716064We managed it recently. Last month I think.
hhl choking to death on his greed covered in cheese sauce in the cinema and no one cares or notices
Trying to watch the movie while some mong munches on nachos
>>81716077No you just can't read between lines and instead take things at literal face value because you're not as bright as you think you are. Unfortunate place to be.
C'mon now lads think there's worse evils in the world than some lad sitting on his arse eating rubbish and drinking booze.
Get a grip.
HHL eats nothing but junk food and takeaways.
he says it's his boyish metabolism keeping him thin, but it's the cocaine, isn't it?
trying to watch the movie and some goose necked freak is shitting his nappies and making spakka noises cause his nacho cheese spilt on his grey joggers and black retard trainers
i like that timmy has teddybears
makes me want to protect him
not sure whether to side with Chika in this one.
your opinions are vile, and he has absolutely got you there. the irony.
but you're BOTH being catty, and gays win at being catty.
Fuck hard working taxpayers lmao x
Chika piling on HHL is one hell of a fight love it!
>>81716113will your next post be horrible? is that how it works? on, off, on, off?
>>81716126Aw you and the dingy asian men are so alike haha
>>81716108>goose necked freak
I'm just waiting for post 400 lad
>>81716126Your day will come HHL.... you enjoy your temporary victory over working-people. One day you will pay for your crimes.
>>81716132I didn't say anything about him. I just get annoyed at post-hoc copes. There's the stated reason and the actual reason for being a NEET. Most aren't honest enough to give the former. So they live in a world of copes and nonsense, forever. Oh well!
>>81716171I meant to give the latter. It's late I'm tired.