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Anonymous No.81714419
/britfeel/
River Eden edition
Anonymous No.81714433
Thanks for accommodating my condition lad x
Anonymous No.81714434
Rastas
Anonymous No.81714435 >>81714465
eva's sweaty boxroom
Anonymous No.81714437
eva6's black bikini
Anonymous No.81714438
Spooning crossy's sisters
Anonymous No.81714447 >>81714626
Does Crossy's sister like anal?
Anonymous No.81714450 >>81714460
as yer were x
Anonymous No.81714457
Crossy sucking me off in the bogs
Anonymous No.81714458 >>81714479
Whatever happened to this auditor? Is he in prison?
Anonymous No.81714460 >>81714468
>>81714450
Put Yer Money Where You're Mouth is and Magique Pie n All Round the World back to back to bck or go home
Anonymous No.81714465
>>81714435
eva's sweaty box
Anonymous No.81714466
Fat cocks and racism
Anonymous No.81714467
not a fan of these 2 hour threads
Anonymous No.81714468 >>81714497
>>81714460
lol I had that shirt on today
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81714471 >>81714487 >>81714489 >>81714521
what do norrmies do in their free time
Anonymous No.81714473
I was worried about getting home tonight, fortunately, my friend will be picking me up later
Anonymous No.81714479 >>81714551
>>81714458
I remember that guyl. He hasn't uploaded in well over a year. I assumed he just quit YouTube
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81714486
So out of 30+ million people who applied only like 300k actually got Oasis tickets? Pretty mad that.

I'm not really into them, I like a few of their songs but that's it so didn't even bother trying. Rather have the tickets go to proper fans.
Anonymous No.81714487
>>81714471
scroll tiktok and instagram
Anonymous No.81714489 >>81714543
>>81714471
Have sex with their wives/gfs
Anonymous No.81714497 >>81714510
>>81714468
Oi ras...WEAR THIS
Anonymous No.81714508
Wammers update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8D9zquUOB8
Anonymous No.81714510 >>81714545
>>81714497
Absolute knobhead this cunt, thinks he's a big man I'd knock his head off his shoulders, shit music, total Deanoslop
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81714512 >>81714527 >>81714552
Corr bet Manchester is bouncing tonight.

https://x.com/OasisMania/status/1941218584962924778
Anonymous No.81714514 >>81714564
Evening was going quite well, but then a few minutes ago I randomly remembered some cringe embarrassing retarded shit I did when I was younger and now I feel like utter shite and want to curl up and die.

Evening ruined, nothing left to do to salvage it but drink.
Anonymous No.81714517 >>81714687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPx0z91_5EQ

blastan
Anonymous No.81714521 >>81714526 >>81714541 >>81714698
>>81714471
i consider myself pretty much a normie, was just looking at that Hello Kitty Island Adventure on Steam. could get into it, it has puzzles.
Anonymous No.81714524
Been off antidepressants for a while now. Pretty sure I'm still getting withdrawals because I've been feeling pretty shit. Nevertheless I might stick with my sobriety.

I just fucking hate doctor cunts telling me that I'll never achieve anything without their drugs. They don't know that. Fuck them.
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81714526 >>81714621
>>81714521
pirate it before buying i beg you
Anonymous No.81714527 >>81714572
>>81714512
Mostly middle aged men trying to relive the 90s
Anonymous No.81714530 >>81714550
A tranny really helped me out tonight
Anonymous No.81714536 >>81714559 >>81714578
We used to be a country, a proper country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KluxOA_HHmk
Anonymous No.81714541 >>81714621
>>81714521
You that anon with the tattoos from earlier
Anonymous No.81714543 >>81714611
>>81714489
not necessarily

reddit.com/r/deadbedrooms
Anonymous No.81714545 >>81714568
>>81714510
Not godlike at all STAY HOME CNUT
Anonymous No.81714550 >>81714590
>>81714530
Did he make you wear a condom though?
Anonymous No.81714551
State of some frauditors. Doubt he has ever worked. That money will be coming out of his benefits. Unlikely he makes that much from winding police up and filming mosques.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvwWS4U_Q5Y

>>81714479
You don't just quit youtube without a word. He's been locked up most likely for something.
Anonymous No.81714552
>>81714512
Look at all them sad bastards paying to stand and listen to some old hasbeen miserable cunts play stringed instruments
Anonymous No.81714554
looking forward to the next battle of the bands thing on friday, went to the last one and despite not making any friends it was quite enjoyable
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81714559 >>81714580 >>81714625 >>81714701 >>81714710
>>81714536
can any oldfags tell me if the 90s were actually bucket hats and acid
Anonymous No.81714564 >>81714784
>>81714514
it's okay lad, YOU were the one remembering it, not others.

share, you coward.
Anonymous No.81714568 >>81714646
>>81714545
>2013
I was just thinking he looked pretty good for his age in that pic posted earlier
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81714572 >>81714630
>>81714527

Ahh who cares let them have their fun. They're having a better night than you tonight that I can guarantee.
Anonymous No.81714578 >>81714583
>>81714536
I just wanna relive the 2010s lads.
Anonymous No.81714580
>>81714559
In manchester it was bucket hats, shit tracksuits, shit nightclubs, shit drugs, and IRA bombing the place
Anonymous No.81714581 >>81714592
Why do people think dressing up in a badly fitting suit makes any difference for court? He may as well have gone in his trackies.
Anonymous No.81714583 >>81714595
>>81714578
This you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYOkB7pYp3Q
Anonymous No.81714586 >>81714597 >>81714606
spent most of the day on britfeel. what a waste
Anonymous No.81714590
>>81714550
>make you wear a condom
Anonymous No.81714592 >>81714750
>>81714581
it's to show the judge you're willing to do as you're told and be a good little cucky for society.
Anonymous No.81714594 >>81714679
rightoids still mad about bob vylan
Anonymous No.81714595
>>81714583
Nah this is me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAn3PpolPj0
Anonymous No.81714597
>>81714586
>spent most of the day on britfeel
Anonymous No.81714601 >>81714614 >>81714615 >>81714618 >>81715152
Might learn to drive lads. Late 30s now and I can only get so far using my legs and public transport is getting old
Anonymous No.81714604 >>81714929
Mid 2010s was great time in life
Anonymous No.81714606 >>81714616
>>81714586
spent most of the day on britfeel while working or then drinking after
3 beers in my boys
Anonymous No.81714608 >>81714796
*makes both jews and chuds seethe*
Anonymous No.81714610 >>81714617
There is literally no difference between 2010 and 2025 besides cost of living being shitter and more wogs
Anonymous No.81714611 >>81714619
>>81714543
always get a good laugh at this sub
Anonymous No.81714614
>>81714601
Move to Nottingham, there's a tram and you'll never get bored of it
Anonymous No.81714615
>>81714601
got my license last saturday at the ripe age of 24, keep looking at it, I actually feel proud of meself
Anonymous No.81714616
>>81714606
>3 beers in
Anonymous No.81714617 >>81714639
>>81714610
>besides cost of living being shitter
That's a pretty fucking big difference you absolute spastic.
Also tiktok and the concept of zoomers didnt exist
Anonymous No.81714618 >>81714632
>>81714601
I doubt you'll get a drop of pussy driving this late in life lad.
Anonymous No.81714619
>>81714611
it's great cope for the incel lads. Need to find others of people in disastrous relationships
Anonymous No.81714621
>>81714526
was planning to, since it's a single-player game with optional online play? "invite your mates to your island", Animal Crossing type thing?

>>81714541
nah he/they are clearly who and what they are. me? just looking around for some daft shite to play but my PC is terrible.
that Disney one wasn't actually that bad. more broadly, Alba: A Wildlife Adventure was cute while also having enough 'photograph every bird on the island' autism to keep me going.
Anonymous No.81714624
WE DIDN'T APPEAR OUT OF THIN AIR
WE LIVE HEEEEEREEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFqhJyvly1g
Anonymous No.81714625
>>81714559
What are you wearing today lass?
Anonymous No.81714626 >>81714635 >>81714641 >>81714658
>>81714447
Crossy's sister is cock crazy de lad
Anonymous No.81714630
>>81714572
Beehive later? It Friday x
Anonymous No.81714632
>>81714618
I just pay for it tbqh. Don't care
Anonymous No.81714635
>>81714626
TOTALLY ABSOLUTELY WOULD
Anonymous No.81714639 >>81714690
>>81714617
Ok, by this logic you should prefer the the 00s then because shit was even cheaper back then. Or better yet, the 90s, then the 80s, then the 70s... etc

Mong
Anonymous No.81714640
GAY men on a GAY thread x
Anonymous No.81714641
>>81714626
Nice arse on her desu
Anonymous No.81714646
>>81714568
Deram Zoolaggher strides up to your bird like so whats your maove
Anonymous No.81714650
we could merge with /r9gay/ after the ofcom ban cuts out 90% of posters from here
Anonymous No.81714651 >>81714659
yep, with a car you can go anywhere, im like a proper proper adult man now I can drive manual
Anonymous No.81714658
>>81714626
Can't imagine he would have uploaded that if she were his sister
Anonymous No.81714659 >>81714673
>>81714651
Accurate representation of me on my nightdrives taking a break from screenmaxing
Anonymous No.81714670 >>81714681
Shipmong will definitely buy a pass to post here seeing as his life revolves around britfeel
Anonymous No.81714671 >>81714693
There's no reason to have your own car in this tiny country, you can just take the tube or the tram or the train and uber everywhere
Anonymous No.81714673 >>81714692 >>81714705
>>81714659
cor, love combustion engines me, looking for a car right now but idk wheres best to look. Whats mad is I can get a car for like a grand and that would only net me a mid ranged guitar, fucking absolute scam the guitar market right now, wdym that bit of wood and electrics is more than an entire 2 tonne machine?
Anonymous No.81714679
>>81714594
I think they're more upset about the government throwing ordinary folk in jail for tweeting or posting on Facebook lad.
Anonymous No.81714681
>>81714670
There won't be a britfeel lad. Even if a few buy a pass the majority won't and the thread will slow down and die
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81714687 >>81714740
>>81714517
One of their best live shows that one in Moscow. Just found out the other band members kicked him out of the band because they didnt like his vocal change in 93/94, that and moonlighting another band at the same time.
Anonymous No.81714690
>>81714639
You can't just go "NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 2010 AND NOW!!!" then move the goalposts to "ACTUALLY IT WAS ALWAYS DIFFERENT FROM NOW!!!" you absolute fucktard
Thanks for proving your own original point wrong.
That and there's more to me liking the 2010s than just "its cheaper" fucknugget, its almost like I had better shit I liked in that time period.
Anonymous No.81714692
>>81714673
I'm a big fan of 80s and 90s cars. Not viable unless you're loaded I don't think though, and maintenance would be a bitch.
Anonymous No.81714693 >>81714724 >>81714770
>>81714671
>tram
okay for small distances like the different areas of man
>train
shit, most companies are utter utter bollocks, takes away my control, cancellations, delays etc its fucking gay. Northern do this gay thing where the tickets jump in price depending on when you buy them, scam.
>uber
expensive for short distances, what if I want to go into nature? what if I want to drive like 100 miles down the road somewhere?
Anonymous No.81714695
Farting on willy
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81714698
>>81714521
That game looks right lush it does. Proper crossy core that is.
Anonymous No.81714701
>>81714559
.>acid
the drug? or like acid wash jeans?

as musicians they can do whatever. everyone in the 90s wore trackies or full tracksuits. as a lad i had jeans those were for occasions, dressing up smart.

hats-wise i think your safest options have always been baseball caps or beanies. but as soon as i find a decent plain grey flatcap that fits my weird heard, i'm wearing it.
Anonymous No.81714702 >>81714722
It's all for them civil rights eh? Are there any "good" auditors in the UK?
Anonymous No.81714705
>>81714673
The cars that are worth 1k are old as shit and probably 5k worth of fixing away from being reliable for more than 2 years.
A 1k guitar is new and lasts.
Anonymous No.81714710 >>81714894
>>81714559
I'm the only person here who had a car in 1990
Anonymous No.81714714 >>81714720
Pooing in a phone box in Slough
Anonymous No.81714716 >>81714735 >>81714747
he's actually nostalgic about the fucking 2010s lmao. Kid is legit like 17 years old.
Anonymous No.81714717
Is it true Wagamama is a Deano establishment? I went there without knowing about it and quite enjoyed the food
Anonymous No.81714720
>>81714714
Good job upping the overall quality of Slough, the locals will thank you for it.
Anonymous No.81714721 >>81714739
Absolutely no need for a car if you live and work within London. The tube, overground, buses, cycling, and even awlking are efficient.
Anonymous No.81714722 >>81714743
>>81714702
>Are there any "good" auditors in the UK?
I don't think so. They're just wind up merchants aren't they. "Oh look I'm annoying security by flying my little drone around." Why do people watch this content?
Anonymous No.81714723
Crossy sister footjob
Anonymous No.81714724
>>81714693
I don't go into nature me
Anonymous No.81714727 >>81714732
Might get myself some prime clunge tomorrow lads, or, 3 bottles of asahi and take a pregab.
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81714729 >>81714742 >>81714774 >>81714781 >>81714852
Relapsed lads. Had large fish and chippy and 2 chip muffins for dinner tonight. Not right. Feel right bad about myself but fucking hell mum wanted me to help cook a roast dinner and nether of us could be bothered. Brother already had food out today so he didnt want 2 fatty fatty bum bum meals in one day.
Anonymous No.81714732 >>81714744 >>81714762 >>81714788
>>81714727
>asahi
I know it's called "dry lager" but it's unironically too fucking dry.
Anonymous No.81714735
>>81714716
18 year olds are nostalgic about watching leafy and keemstar when they were 10
Anonymous No.81714739
>>81714721
>awlking are efficient
Anonymous No.81714740 >>81714763 >>81714769 >>81714834 >>81714885
>>81714687
yeah barnes was doing six feet under during the recording of their VILE album, they did all the instrumentals and barnes said fuck this im going on tour with sfu and left them hanging and because barnes had fucked his vocals through smoking too much weedle deedle dee and shit vocal technique (giving rise to the infamous barnes 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' screeching) they decided to get george fisher of monstrosity to do it instead. Luv me barnes era CC, george era is alright though depends on what mood im in. They also fucked off Bob Rusey who was in the band up until the bleeding and they dropped him because he couldn't perform well enough during studio recordings so they replaced him with Rob Barrette of Malevolent Creation.

demo version of vile, wasn't the final recording
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVlNYx0Hf-8

you can hear why in the opening song why they decided to drop him, there had been band tensions for years though.
Anonymous No.81714742 >>81714779
>>81714729
Get that fucking typing wand out lad x
Anonymous No.81714743 >>81714864
>>81714722
>Why do people watch this content?
To see the pedantic autists go "hahaha you dont know the law, i do hahaha, im flying my drone theres nothing you can do hahaha"
Anonymous No.81714744
>>81714732
I quite enjoy it.
Anonymous No.81714747
>>81714716
>he's actually nostalgic about the fucking 2010s lmao. Kid is legit like 17 years old.
I'm early 30s.
Anonymous No.81714750
>>81714592
I doubt it's even worth dressing up if you know the evidence is going to be against you. May as well be dragged there kicking and screaming than comply.
Anonymous No.81714762
>>81714732
asahi is only good beer
Anonymous No.81714763 >>81714803 >>81714818
>>81714740
>yeah barnes was doing six feet under
Tragic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXeCKrqXr5Y
>comments are turned off
Anonymous No.81714769 >>81714786
>>81714740
metal heads again the most boring inane smelly mongs going
Anonymous No.81714770 >>81714804
>>81714693
>Northern
Won't have a bad word said about Northern after they retrieved my wallet today, corr
Anonymous No.81714773
I had two burgers today classic Blad style. There were only maccy d's hamburgers, quite small really
Anonymous No.81714774
>>81714729
corr 25 stone bracket by august
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81714779
>>81714742
Already got it my liiiiid.
Anonymous No.81714781
>>81714729
Got to treat yourself lad x
Anonymous No.81714784 >>81714795 >>81714809 >>81715119
>>81714564
There are plenty, but the one that came to mind out of nowhere was in year 10, a French class but one that was being covered by this older substitute teacher. It was an IT-based classed as well so absolute doss-off. We had an hour and just had to make a powerpoint of ten slides with a word in French at the top and a picture of what it was underneath. I made mine in five minutes and spent the rest of the time fucking around, but the teacher came around everyone to check their work to make sure we were doing it.

She comes over to me and I just start flicking through the slides. It comes to the French word for shower - douche - and I realised that I had grabbed this incredibly softcore pornographic image of a woman half naked covered in bubbles rinsing in the shower, with her mouth open and eyes closed. I genuinely didn't even realise I grabbed it; I did the thing so fast that I just took the first pic on google after typing in each word and didn't even clock that I basically put porn in my slideshow.

The teacher was like 'errrm, excuse me but I don't think that's a very appropriate picture, find another one'. I turned bright fucking red immediately because she probably thought I was some classroom wanker, even though it was a genuine oversight.
Anonymous No.81714786
>>81714769
I actually dont smell and showered 2 hours ago, my hair is also not greasy. Not sure why you feel so frustrated as to behave like a nasty little wanker on an image board though, sort yourself out mate.
Anonymous No.81714788 >>81714810
>>81714732
Japs are mad cunts what did you expect
Anonymous No.81714795
>>81714784
That's fucking nowt to get worked up over you twat.
Anonymous No.81714796
>>81714608
But what if he didn't have breakfast?
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81714803
>>81714763
Oh fucking hell thats grim. Also comments turned off thats hilarious.
Anonymous No.81714804 >>81714819 >>81714831 >>81714940
>>81714770
I do, every fucking time I use them theres a cancellation. My favorite was when they cancelled my train then claimed I couldn't use my ticket on any other train and had to spend another 17 pounds on a new ticket, nice one thanks northern.
Anonymous No.81714809
>>81714784
Corr find us that image lad. Must still exist somewhere
Anonymous No.81714810
>>81714788
Yeah but Sapporo is from there and is fucking delish, even if it's like 3.50 for a fucking 600ml tin and never on sale.
Anonymous No.81714813
Say something wild go on I DARE you
Anonymous No.81714818 >>81714822
>>81714763
I dont even want to click that, his vocals are so fucking bad
Anonymous No.81714819
>>81714804
Northern is so easy to evade kek. Yeah I 'promise to payy' LOL!
Anonymous No.81714822 >>81714827
>>81714818
I've heard worse, but it's pretty fucking bad.
Anonymous No.81714827 >>81714895
>>81714822
>worse
my curiosity has piqued, do share
Anonymous No.81714831 >>81714909
>>81714804
>had to spend another 17 pounds on a new ticket,
Mong
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81714834
>>81714740
To be honest its not that bad, sounds similar to bleeding era. I do also like corpsegrinder and older monstrosity. Gallery of suicide and vile are good albums. But if I had to choose it would be tomb of the mutilated corpse era by far.
Anonymous No.81714846 >>81714866
Positively G O D L I K E
Anonymous No.81714849
Fuck all them frauditors. Get a job. No one should be supporting these losers.
Anonymous No.81714852
>>81714729
no worries lad. i relapsed a few days ago. 6 months off the booze. but that first relapse, 6 months ago, shown me it's not a big deal. always thought "this is the end, if it ever happens."

over three years sober, before that. but then i went a bit mental, both cases, but i'm not worried about the booze itself. in your case, the food itself sounds like the bad thing, you're actively eating, have you tried weaning?

(eva6 style relapses, those i keep private.)
Anonymous No.81714859
Spastic mongboy waa waa
Anonymous No.81714860
Dedicated screentimemaxxing
Anonymous No.81714861
gained half a stone since i last weighed myself. unless blad keeps on with his eating i'm still the fattest lad in britfeel
Anonymous No.81714864
>>81714743
Why don't they start flying their silly 249g drones over the beach full of families? That's not against the law is it?
Anonymous No.81714866
>>81714846
biblical desu
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81714872 >>81714877 >>81714883 >>81714923
Fuck it only because it Friday and that lad last night said he was having a drink for me. I'm garn have a couple of Stellas then garn down chippy for some garlic and chips. Cheers folks x
Anonymous No.81714877 >>81714908
>>81714872
only right
can't have mak carrying the community on a Friday night
Anonymous No.81714883
>>81714872
Fast food again is it? Shouldn't the care home be making sure you eat a proper diet? Not a very caring home is it?
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81714885
>>81714740
Also did smoking copious amounts of weed really fuck his voice up that much? There was a major difference between tomb and the bleeding albums and then onto 6ft under. The longer time passes his voice gets higher. This is fucking horrible though kek.
https://youtu.be/yyJoEXWigNg?si=so2UoO8IRXOGKaZi
Anonymous No.81714894
>>81714710
fuck off no you aren't
Anonymous No.81714895 >>81714907 >>81714916
>>81714827
Christ put me on the spot, most of it comes from me exploring terrible one man DSBM and screamo projects on bandcamp that I don't remember as I've purged them from my brain.
Shit like this always come to mind, even if its not harsh vocals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHZpuS0gKc8
Or maybe KYS (I think they are a joke band though)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9sfCR2xpEc
And then for an actual mainstream example while these vocals arent necessarily "worse" I think they're really fucking terrible for a live performance (I know its a drum video but fuck me the modern Cryptopsy vocalist is so shit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef_0my8krZc

There's probably more/worse I've heard, but I honestly don't retain this info. If I could be bothered to trawl my library for an hour or two more, I might find more.
Anonymous No.81714904
Currently trainmaxxing
Anonymous No.81714907
>>81714895
Actually as I posted that I remembered one more. Love the band and his earlier work, but what the fuck he was thinking for vocals on this is such shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yss44gNMOok
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81714908
>>81714877

True. I can't let the boys down x
Anonymous No.81714909 >>81714921
>>81714831
well it was either that or I wasn't getting home
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81714916 >>81714922 >>81714931
>>81714895
lol that cryptopsy UUUUUUUGHH UGGGGH UUUUUUUUUUUUGHRGH. The first two albums were great though.
Anonymous No.81714921
>>81714909
You can take the next train if it gets cancelled, you got scammed
Anonymous No.81714922 >>81715024
>>81714916
Whisper Supremacy and Once Was Not were both also really good, with WS getting overlooked a lot just cos "WHERE IS LORD WORM"
Of newer Topsy I do like the Tome EPs but the rest is fucking W A N K. Shit actually makes me sad just cos I love their first 3 so much.
Anonymous No.81714923 >>81714959
>>81714872
I feel this is going to end in tears again.
Anonymous No.81714929
>>81714604
Here's a mid 2010s tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQOG5BkY2Bc
Anonymous No.81714931
>>81714916
He did kinda make up for it later eventually as he managed the hardest Cryptopsy scream (I assume), but he's still not amazing in general.
https://youtu.be/9Rx8bJjb89c?feature=shared&t=240
Anonymous No.81714935
The food coma R&R hath concluded
Anonymous No.81714940
>>81714804
If your train is cancelled and you're travelling on an Advance Single you are allowed to catch the next service.
Anonymous No.81714942
Can and a half of Stella and 3 hours later.....
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81714959 >>81714980
>>81714923

Only got two cans. Yeah, I'm two cans only tonight. Keeping meself fresh for tomorrow.
Anonymous No.81714980
>>81714959
You'll be steaming by half 2 on those lad
Anonymous No.81714981 >>81714997
Watching Homestar Runner cartoons while getting pissed, lads.
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81714988 >>81715027
Did mark almost have a heart attack before? SVT? what was all that about. Mate its not the beer trust me.
Anonymous No.81714996 >>81715019
Dinoslop was alright. By alright I mean completely derivative and not interesting in the slightest.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81714997
>>81714981

Saved to my womfy animal pic folder x

Cheers x
Anonymous No.81715019
>>81714996
>thought you said dissoslop
I'm too /metal/pilled
Anonymous No.81715020
The death to shitty groove metal timeline
Anonymous No.81715022 >>81715043 >>81715046 >>81715047 >>81715083
Just want summer to be over. Hate it. It isn't even just the heat, I hate the excessive brightness of the sunlight.
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715024 >>81715039
>>81714922
Shame Lord worm had to leave the band in the because of his illness. Could have carried in on and made kino album one after another.
Anonymous No.81715027
>>81714988
he figured it out, it only happens when he eats puddings
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715034
Finishing off that 1st Stella can nows x
Anonymous No.81715036
The alt metal to alt pop timeline
Anonymous No.81715039 >>81715061
>>81715024
It wasn't just illness I think he said in an interview, like he also wanted to pass onto "new blood" and shit as well as not being keen on touring (illness also not helping for that).
Still find it funny he's an english professor, when your professor is renowned for eating worms live on stage and doing guttural screams for over 20 seconds.
Anonymous No.81715043 >>81715051
>>81715022
spotted the fatty lads
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715046 >>81715060
>>81715022
Same. If I had 12 months left to live I would sell all my possessions and make as much money to leave behind for my mother as possible. Its not always about money though. But a small safety net is always welcome. Cannot see myself being in my 40s.
Anonymous No.81715047
>>81715022
for me its the FUCKING HUMIDITY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH EVERYTHING IS STICKY
Anonymous No.81715049
Anusol
Anonymous No.81715051
>>81715043
Think you meant to quote Big B mate
Anonymous No.81715056 >>81715070
yeah i like sleep token. dill with it x
Anonymous No.81715059
Creatures that bleed every month should go kill themselves.
Anonymous No.81715060
>>81715046
>Cannot see myself being in my 40s.
Maybe 40 stone eh?
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715061
>>81715039
That scream on open face surgery is legendary.
Anonymous No.81715070
>>81715056
sorry to hear you're disabled laddie, all the best
Anonymous No.81715071 >>81715086
I bet Ruth's tuppence will be getting a thorough seeing to from Will tonight
Anonymous No.81715076
i like death/black metal. I listen to Behemoth... the list goes on
Anonymous No.81715078 >>81715093
Shippy is gay, pass it on
Anonymous No.81715083
>>81715022
This lad has well and truly embraced clockmaxxing
Anonymous No.81715086 >>81715128
>>81715071
Oh aye, he'll be enjoying that warm pink hole tonight.
Anonymous No.81715088
my favouurite metal band is deafheaven. and yes i did find them from a pitchfork review of sunbather
Anonymous No.81715093
>>81715078
I'm actually straight, aka heterosexual
Anonymous No.81715105
Fucking false widow on the doorframe, killed it with a slipper.
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715108 >>81715142 >>81715274
a few metal lads in here, quite surprised.
Anonymous No.81715111
i listen to nsbm even if it's shit that's how kvlt i am
Anonymous No.81715119
>>81714784
..that's it?

for some year 8 or 9 IT class we had to make a presentation. just some busywork task. but it had something like 'your favourite celebrity (male or female)' and obviously that meant lads looking up the sauciest images or showing each other nudes of actresses/singers, if they weren't blocked by the school filter. (this was 2005-2006 or so.)

my Elisha Cuthbert slide had this image, a couple from the Maxim photoshoot with Mila Kunis, and those ones of her in jeans with the layered hair. it's what the Catholic secondary school teacher had asked us to do.
Anonymous No.81715127
a few mental lads in here, not surprised.
Anonymous No.81715128 >>81715318
>>81715086
Must be good to be a lad like him. Then again, he could probably do much better with his looks.
Anonymous No.81715138 >>81715149
https://youtu.be/nC9VHZyOmFY?t=727

Nottingham slags
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81715142 >>81715163
>>81715108
hi blad do you like haunted mound
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715143 >>81715160 >>81715242
On that 2nd can now. Wish I got some Brasseries in now.

Oh aye x
Anonymous No.81715149
>>81715138
Nuttingham
Anonymous No.81715152
>>81714601
Be prepared to be fucked around by the cunting DVSA
Anonymous No.81715160 >>81715218
>>81715143
fuck it lad got to treat yourself
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715163
>>81715142
Hi Eva. Im a right old boomer when it comes to metal music. I only like stuff from the late 80s and early to mid 90s.
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715192 >>81715221 >>81715372
Just bought quake 1 for the N64 oh aye. Lets go.
Anonymous No.81715198
Fuck off EVA6, stupid fucking bitch
Anonymous No.81715200 >>81715229
what does blad think of bloodstock's lineup this year?
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715209 >>81715283
Why do Americans get so fucking pissy and shitty when you say you're not celebrating 4th of July? Can they not comprehend that there is 7.7billion other people in the world?
Anonymous No.81715214
forced into ur miiiiiiiiiiiiiind, passed down through the centuries,

cultures will collide, holy wars for what?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715218
>>81715160

Still got that wodka in that fridge though x
Anonymous No.81715221 >>81715227
>>81715192
For me it was UT99
https://youtu.be/i_0G6WPuss4
Anonymous No.81715223
Real white men listen to neofolk
Anonymous No.81715227 >>81715255
>>81715221
i were more into that UT2004 oh my fuking days it was lush
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715229
>>81715200
Heard of emperor and obituary thats it my lid. Not a fan of obituary to be honest. Emperor had a few good albums.
Anonymous No.81715235
We really are all cursed
Anonymous No.81715239 >>81715256 >>81715257
*three open chord loop*
"cryptic lyric, cryptic lyric, distrust jews"
*more acoustic with chorus effect*
*slap nazi imagery on your cover*
my neofolk masterpiece
Anonymous No.81715241
oiv not forgiveeeeen nor forgotten, the fallen or downtrodeeeeeeeen and ill never forget, me last evropa kvss
Anonymous No.81715242
>>81715143
You got nothing else lad
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715248 >>81715263 >>81715322
Where's my fren crossy @

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nac6B__nFl0
Anonymous No.81715254
as you were are kid x
Anonymous No.81715255
>>81715227
M M M M M MONSTER KILL
Anonymous No.81715256
>>81715239
based death in june enjoyer
Anonymous No.81715257
>>81715239
All pigs must die, simple as
Anonymous No.81715261 >>81715272
Feel a bag, it friday x
Anonymous No.81715263 >>81715296 >>81715321
>>81715248
Crossy is probably the most popular poster in /britfeel/, a position he deserves desu
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715272 >>81715693
>>81715261
That boon Im the background always makes me laugh when I see this video. Its like hes looking at an alien from the other side of the universe.
Anonymous No.81715274
>>81715108
im more metal than any of the lads here
proper chaotic neutral enjoyer of soishit and trveshit
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81715281 >>81715297 >>81715329
hes the most majestic black brit swede in the world and nothing can change it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8X5DWs_0EE
Anonymous No.81715283
>>81715209
If it is so worth celebrating why would they be posting in 4chan and it's Friday too.
Happy America day my arse!
Anonymous No.81715292 >>81715314 >>81715324
Back on Hinge after a year. Getting fair few matches, but girls are barely responding after a while. Never used to be like this.
Maybe I've lost my mojo
Anonymous No.81715295
took an exs virginity 2 years ago tonight, luv the 4th of july I do
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715296
>>81715263

I can accept that.

Crossy knows the score x
Anonymous No.81715297 >>81715313 >>81715347
>>81715281
hes bald in life like most lads here
Anonymous No.81715311 >>81715345
Love some Coil me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUY_zpPeab0
Ohhh rose thou art sick!
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81715313 >>81715326
>>81715297
ecco is bald?? since when..
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715314 >>81715365 >>81715462
>>81715292
How easy is it to find a woman on these fuck apps? Do you just go around to their house or they come over and thats that? Is it that easy for the chad normie?
Anonymous No.81715315 >>81715327 >>81715438
was that pic someone posted claiming to be crossy actually him?
Anonymous No.81715318
>>81715128
She could do better than him, he's just an airhead cookie cutter Deano.
Anonymous No.81715321
>>81715263
Only cos 70% of this thread wants to fuck his arse
Anonymous No.81715322
>>81715248
he's w/ mammy and sisters and having a good day >>81714367
Anonymous No.81715324
>>81715292
think it's called rizz or something now lad
Anonymous No.81715326
>>81715313
fake fan alert xx
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715327 >>81715332
>>81715315
Kek no it wasnt lid. Just some joker having a wind up.
Anonymous No.81715329
>>81715281
Not listened to Yung Lean et al for over a decade - not my thing at all anymore, but this is great. I used to like his features
Anonymous No.81715331
4th July is it?
Anonymous No.81715332 >>81715352
>>81715327
thank fuck, was a bit grim ngl
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715336
It Americano x

Happy 4th of July to my yank frens x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHGKG9dyTKI
Anonymous No.81715345
>>81715311
noncey video mate
Anonymous No.81715347
>>81715297
I might have the longest head of hair on britfeel at this stage, no doubt the reaper will one day claim it, hope not.
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715352 >>81715384
>>81715332
Dont know for certain though. Even if it is him Im not bothered. We are all equal here.
Anonymous No.81715353
garn stick that 28 weeks later on. microwaved some salted popcorn then put black pepper on top oh aye
Anonymous No.81715355
HHL has the worst music taste in this thread
Anonymous No.81715358 >>81715379
>got a lil 42 day sick note
>going to hand it in t'UC
>force a spot o reassessment for me
>get on that LCWRA
>see if I can get me some PIPs
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715363 >>81715380 >>81715391 >>81715403
Have to make a decision soon. Go chippy for some food or go offie for more wooze x

Probably can't do both x
Anonymous No.81715365
>>81715314
only if you're a real chad will they come over to your house immediately without meeting in person first. women are quite aware on these apps that they could be raped and killed if they do something like that. but usually one meeting and a couple of pints will do the trick.
Anonymous No.81715372 >>81715489
>>81715192
Doom 64 is legit a good one too. Check it out
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715379 >>81715405
>>81715358

Get me UC bennies next week me. Only got 300 quid left to me name. Should see me by. Better than being skint till Thursday SSM style I suppose x
Anonymous No.81715380
>>81715363
If you've got scran in lad you know what
Anonymous No.81715384 >>81715469
>>81715352
you only say that mate as you're worse off, lets face it
Anonymous No.81715388
seasideMARK (SVT) episode of Supraventricular tachycardia is a condition. Heart beating fast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzY8JjCkhl4
Anonymous No.81715391
>>81715363
Go and get yourself a smedium cod lad x
Anonymous No.81715392 >>81715422
Happy 4th of July, Yanklass!
Anonymous No.81715403
>>81715363
Why is your neck so long when Kevin's and Sandra's arent?
Anonymous No.81715405
>>81715379
Still a few week off till my bennies day.
Anonymous No.81715422
>>81715392
it not right what happened to yanklass
Anonymous No.81715428 >>81715474 >>81715506
New ebin video when
Anonymous No.81715432
People seethe so much at HHL but he just takes it in his stride lmao. Seethers utterly BTFO
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715433 >>81715484
The wooze has won x

Garn shop me x

Might just order a webab wrap later x
Anonymous No.81715435 >>81715454
Am I the only fucker in the thread who couldnt give a shit about that SSM fat retard sat on bennies and an obvious inheritance who spams youtube with retarded shit all day?
Anonymous No.81715438 >>81715458
>>81715315
Obviousl5 not
Anonymous No.81715443 >>81715468
Being a /britfeel/ personality will be your legacy in life
X !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81715449
Smashed me x
Anonymous No.81715454
>>81715435
I dont fucking get it either
Anonymous No.81715455 >>81715463 >>81715494
just wanna lick eva's fanny me
Anonymous No.81715458 >>81715480
>>81715438
Crossy should post a lewd pic on-trip then to prove it wrong.
Anonymous No.81715460
Smashing pumpkins are playing in muh town. Fugg me, might have to try get tickets for them.
I hope it's not too late, it's in aug.
I fucked up and pussied out of seeing limp bizkit, I can't miss this if I get a chance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo
Anonymous No.81715462
>>81715314
It depends on the bird. Fast girls usually want to meet for a drink then a fuck after words and never usually keep in contact after. Nice girls who don't explicitly say they want to date for a relationship have profiles generally curated to be more modest and less party-gal. That's from my experience. You can tell who wants to hook up, and who's not a total schlag. Easy if you know how - it's just if you can be bothered
Anonymous No.81715463
>>81715455
is she a squirter?
Anonymous No.81715468
>>81715443
I dont even have that, im a ghost me
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715469 >>81715501
>>81715384
Absolutely couldn't care less what I look like. Its not important. Nor do I care what anyone else looks like on here why would I?
Anonymous No.81715474
>>81715428
I want to do one, might do arcade+slots seafront tour
Anonymous No.81715480 >>81715501
>>81715458
he posted one a few days back
>>81654936
Anonymous No.81715482 >>81715486
63 bongs and 10 bings.

I need this.
Anonymous No.81715484 >>81715502
>>81715433
What a surprise, you just cant help yourself
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81715486
>>81715482
whenever someone gets a notification of a bing or a bong or a bingbong i always say "bingbong"
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715489 >>81715500
>>81715372
Got it my lid. The box and manual are in storage.
Anonymous No.81715492
How thick is wall?
Anonymous No.81715494
>>81715455
Honestly this. I love eating pussy so much
Anonymous No.81715499
went on a fair few app related dates back in my day, I just used to open with something casual relating to the profile and then once they replied ask if they wanted to get drinks on the friday, wasn't too bad. No doubt its fucking shit nowadays but this was a few years ago. Once had a girl straight up just invite me over to shag but that only occured once.
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81715500 >>81715525
>>81715489
do you have to blow it before using it
Anonymous No.81715501
>>81715480
That's the one we're saying is fake, fucko.

>>81715469
You don't really have the choice to care given your state.
Anonymous No.81715502
>>81715484
Friday night gran x
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715504 >>81715524
Can I get a quick rundown on this ebin lad? I watched his whip-mah-whop- ma- do-mah-pop my gate video the other day he seems like a good lad.
Anonymous No.81715506
>>81715428
he posted an audit attempt earlier but it didn't work because the lad he was trying to wind up thought he was special needs
Anonymous No.81715507
cheeky bit of flirting by eva there
Anonymous No.81715509
Swear I saw Andrew on the train in Leeds earlier
Anonymous No.81715511
evas feet around my willy
Anonymous No.81715516
footfags get the rope
Anonymous No.81715520
My face pressed right up against Eva's fanny
Anonymous No.81715521 >>81715529
i think they should make lolicon legal (bear with me here) but under some kind of amnesty scheme. bit like what they do with knives. maybe a purely opt-in register, doesn't go anywhere, unless you do something for real (then they have your details).
Anonymous No.81715524 >>81715531
>>81715504
he's the one you called a faggot for his pepsi cream soda review
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715525 >>81715533
>>81715500
Ha not always. The cartridge pins become dirty over time due to it being inserted into the console over the years and dirt builds up as well. You can clean them like I do so they never do that. If a cartridge dosent work 9 times out of 10 its the pins are dirty. Also you arent supposed to do that as it lets moisture into the cartridge and console.
Anonymous No.81715528 >>81715533 >>81715557 >>81715648
30 year old men bullying a 20 year old girl, it's not right
Anonymous No.81715529
>>81715521
Life revolves around hypothetical noncing scenarios
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715531 >>81715552
>>81715524
I never did. I went out and tried it and didnt like it. If I did call him a faggot I apologise.
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81715533 >>81715559
>>81715525
you know ur stuff. lol
how long have u been into it?
>>81715528
i loved angel beats so much the food looked so good
Anonymous No.81715545
yep thats the 400 post anxiety creeping in
Anonymous No.81715546
stop flattering him.
Anonymous No.81715547 >>81715578
eva could be my daughter
Anonymous No.81715552 >>81715587
>>81715531
>I never did
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80947214/#80947804
Anonymous No.81715554 >>81715568 >>81715607 >>81715637
State of the mongs on the train leaving a mess. Almost a full can of beer too just left here
Anonymous No.81715557 >>81715576
>>81715528
Don't give a shit, can't stand this new "25 year olds are kids!!!" Shit Reddit comes up with now. You're an adult in your 20s, you can't use age as an excuse for being a nasty cunt bitch
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715559
>>81715533
On and off about 15 years now. I think its the tism at play here. Wanting to play the games I played and a kid.
X !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81715564 >>81715574
Going for a dance w my mammy x
Anonymous No.81715568 >>81715623
>>81715554
Wish my tesco still did Staropramen in big bottles
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81715573 >>81715612
i remember when blad was mean offtrip when i first made myself public lol
it was so funny
Anonymous No.81715574
>>81715564
fuck and with that picture I now hate crossy
Anonymous No.81715576
>>81715557
reddit thinks 30 is young, fucking decrepit by then
Anonymous No.81715578
>>81715547
would still fuck her if she was
Anonymous No.81715584
eva post your feet for us footfrens
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715587 >>81715616 >>81715629 >>81715632
>>81715552
Haha. Fuck off lad. Fucking hell. Chief D.I spacker over here raking me over the coals for something I said months ago. Well ebin if you are out there I apologise. Sometimes I get a little bit unstable with my emotions.
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81715588 >>81715631
whenever someone posts an nsfw image and i hover over it, the image goes full screen so i get something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PapFMhrh4kg
Anonymous No.81715607 >>81715615
>>81715554
Finish it off, classic HHL style
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715612 >>81715665
>>81715573
People thought I was being mean to you but I was talking about the mongs making the weird posts towards you. Crossed wires.
Anonymous No.81715615 >>81715621
>>81715607
I'm teetotal
Anonymous No.81715616
>>81715587
lad you asked who ebin was and I told you. Why do you always get butthurt when someone exposes you for being a seethie off trip
Anonymous No.81715618
hhl's willy
Anonymous No.81715621
>>81715615
pussy faggot
Anonymous No.81715623 >>81715634
>>81715568
My local does all of them in big bottles. Not good for someone who likes his beer, far too tempting.
Anonymous No.81715627
120.10 bong train ticket, corr
Anonymous No.81715629
>>81715587
kek he's absolutely done you there, big lad
Anonymous No.81715630 >>81715732
because life expectancy was around 60 for most of human history, if you realise infant mortality rate <15 fucked data up, there was something like a 52% chance to reach 60 if you didn't die before 15 in neolithic times so 30 is middle aged, mad.
Anonymous No.81715631
>>81715588
Hair piccy for the lads x
Anonymous No.81715632
>>81715587
ebin isnt real youre being wound up lad
Anonymous No.81715634 >>81715653
>>81715623
I like my beer but I fully embrace it.
I just limit myself by time and amount.
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715637
>>81715554
Got a new obsession. My mum works with disabled people and one of them is collecting can pulls things to open the cans for a charity fundraiser so she can get a wheelchair. She has to get the same amount of ring pulls as the same weight as the wheelchair and people from all over are collecting these ring pulls for her. I have started and got about 6 atm, I was looking at that photo and going Corr look at all those ring pulls. Kek.
Anonymous No.81715648
>>81715528
she is incredibly irritating
Anonymous No.81715650 >>81715663
Remember when blad got exposed for making nasty posts off trip
Anonymous No.81715653 >>81715667
>>81715634
I usually end up getting 3-4 big bottles if I'm having a drinking sesh
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715655
On that Black Storm cider me. Proper Makaveli vibes here like. 7.5%

Garn neck these then order that webab wrap.
Anonymous No.81715656
22:38 and still on the train, what a state
Anonymous No.81715663
>>81715650
He still does it, he just learned what his biggest tells are
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81715665 >>81715679 >>81715680 >>81715682 >>81715687 >>81715692 >>81715715 >>81715718 >>81715768 >>81716043
>>81715612
this is one i took after i cut my fringe and did my hair, it felt very soft today, first day i conditioned it after being away
Anonymous No.81715666
eva6 what was it like you were a kid, and they announced they were bringing out a NEW trilogy of Star Wars films?
Anonymous No.81715667
>>81715653
I go for 4 pints or 4 big bottles. 5 if I'm feeling fancy.
I'm feeling fancy tonight.
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715669
Crazy how you lot can spot me a mile away when I post off trip. I need to try and mix things up a little if I am going to nasty post again. I dont plan on doing so though, gave it up now. Is not nice, but it is good to let off a little bit of steam you lot do it all the time with helper
Anonymous No.81715672 >>81715699
Chika emptying his ballsack into Crossys rectum
Anonymous No.81715673
Man's forehead
Anonymous No.81715678
thin hair
Anonymous No.81715679
>>81715665
FUCKING W O U L D
Anonymous No.81715680 >>81715702
>>81715665
did your dad buy you GHDs?
Anonymous No.81715682
>>81715665
Looooooooooooooool absolute tranny
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81715687
>>81715665
It lush. I used to have hair down to my back when I was 18-22 I used to love using coconut shampoo and conditioner. Women used to compliment me in the streets when I was out in public. I will try and find an old photo tomorrow its on my mums phone, shes a sleep now.
Anonymous No.81715688 >>81715696 >>81715713 >>81715725
>I have longer hair than Eva
Anonymous No.81715692
>>81715665
sex wiith eva sex with eva sex wth eva
Anonymous No.81715693
>>81715272
He's the dollar tree knockoff.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715695
Strong cider is quite nice actually x

Better than drinking weak af lager x
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81715696 >>81715700 >>81715746
>>81715688
its longer on the back obviously
Anonymous No.81715699 >>81715712 >>81715721 >>81715737
More vanilla ice cream. M&S. Lush. Have 100g of ice cream every day at the moment. Don't really know why.

>>81715672
Just a terrible, terrible post.
Anonymous No.81715700 >>81715717
>>81715696
I still mog it, lass. Step it up.
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81715702
>>81715680
no theyre just straighteners i got off my mother when she bought hers, when she buys new hair dryer, i get hers
Anonymous No.81715712 >>81715739
>>81715699
Are you a top or bottom? Serious question, although I'm assuming a bottom if you like BBC
Anonymous No.81715713 >>81715733
>>81715688
get a buzz cut , you nonce
Anonymous No.81715715
>>81715665
Cutie xox
Anonymous No.81715716 >>81715740
No tickets available for pumpkins (a month off so no surprise).
Libertines are there as well, and no tickets for them either.
Might have to go sit outside the venue when pumpkins are playing, get a few beers, have a pregab the night before.

I said to my mum, keep an eye out for any good bands. You know what ticket she offered, olly bastard murrs. Thanks but no thanks mum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VisSLsjrFqY
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81715717 >>81715733
>>81715700
i fear i did "the big cut" during lockdown
Anonymous No.81715718
>>81715665
qt af
Anonymous No.81715721 >>81715739
>>81715699
>Just a terrible, terrible post.
I agree.
I should be the one fucking crossy even if I'd rather he was the top, I'll compromise
Anonymous No.81715725 >>81715730 >>81715745 >>81715763
>>81715688
av got longer hair than eva ffs
Anonymous No.81715730 >>81715741
>>81715725
OMG lets have sex ;3
Anonymous No.81715732
>>81715630
if you realize the latter off of your life is exponentially worse than thye first half, we should be calling 25 middle ages
Anonymous No.81715733
>>81715713
No that requires effort and money I don't need to spend. Right now I have to do absolutely nothing to my hair except brush and wash it and it gets the lasses spewing from the hilt.

>>81715717
What a gaylord
I haven't had a haircut since I was 19
Anonymous No.81715735 >>81715776
Genuinely want every single Indian on earth killed. I know that 1/5 of the earth's population dying would probably have massive consequences but it would be worth it in the long run
Anonymous No.81715736
mother and father
Anonymous No.81715737 >>81715747 >>81715750 >>81715751 >>81715752 >>81715754 >>81715804
>>81715699
I had one yesterday mate, love ice cream but if I bought some for home I'd eat it all in one sitting. I made that mistake a couple weeks ago, ended up eating eight choc ices in one go.

On a side note. I hate that cunt eva6
Anonymous No.81715739
>>81715712
It obvious and doesn't need stated.

>>81715721
Welcome to him.
Anonymous No.81715740 >>81715776
>>81715716
you can buy them on resale mate just keep checking x
Anonymous No.81715741
>>81715730
absolutely fucking not, not surprised this isn't original
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L6byFiTjfQ
Anonymous No.81715743
crossy's hair updates don't even get any (You)s lol.

and i'm not about to go around saying who has the nicer hair, that would be cruel.
Anonymous No.81715745 >>81715756
>>81715725
PLEASE BE CROSSY
Anonymous No.81715746
>>81715696
eva, post backshot too
Anonymous No.81715747 >>81715807
>>81715737
>I hate that cunt eva6
Anonymous No.81715750 >>81715807
>>81715737
corr looks good that. I was in Italy recently and had a proper lush gelato
Anonymous No.81715751 >>81715765 >>81715807
>>81715737
where did you get this?

can grown men approach ice cream vans?
Anonymous No.81715752 >>81715807
>>81715737
>I hate that cunt eva6
Don't we all, lad
Anonymous No.81715754 >>81715787
>>81715737
They're usually 400g tubs. Like haagen dazs. Divided by 4 makes sense.
Anonymous No.81715756 >>81715762 >>81715824
>>81715745
I am not crossy, I am a fully grown man
Anonymous No.81715758
Imagine some vile stinking jeet running in front of a train and enduring the pure torture of having all his limbs ripped clean off and his torso getting crushed to a pulp under hundreds of tons of steel
Anonymous No.81715760
When Ebin speaks, I sit down and listen.
Anonymous No.81715762 >>81715842
>>81715756
Are you at least like half twinkish and optionally good looking in a skirt
Anonymous No.81715763
>>81715725
Phwoar xox
Anonymous No.81715765 >>81715772 >>81715780 >>81715794
>>81715751
Not him but I'm 32 and got an ice cream from an ice cream van in Greenwich park a couple of weeks ago
Anonymous No.81715768
>>81715665
that's a wig
Anonymous No.81715772
>>81715765
oh my days what a sight
Anonymous No.81715775 >>81715791
Indian wakes up in a slum in Mumbai and rats are crawling all over him because of how utterly filthy his living conditions are
Anonymous No.81715776 >>81715781
>>81715735
Microsoft would have to shut down.
>>81715740
I'll keep checking, but being a dosser I don't have money in my bank often.
It was good to have hope for a bit, but I fear I won't be getting to see pumpkins play live, but could get to hear them.
Songnotrel, but sort of is, I hope I go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKJgVg7Eux0
Anonymous No.81715780 >>81715786
>>81715765
corr go running around that park quite often and then up to blackheath or maybe down along the thames path
Anonymous No.81715781 >>81715797
>>81715776
That's fine, I'd even tolerate moving to Linux if it means we can get rid of jeets
Anonymous No.81715786 >>81715799
>>81715780
I remember you lad, I was at deptford high street DLR in winter. You must be loaded to live around there
Anonymous No.81715787 >>81715812
>>81715754
You see I'd devour the whole 400g
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715790 >>81715796 >>81715856
Kinnel this cider puts some hair on ya chest x

Probably for the best I only got a couple. Got that cinema tomorrow so don't want to go overboard x
Anonymous No.81715791 >>81715805
>>81715775
And yet he stays /fit/. What's your excuse?
Anonymous No.81715794
>>81715765
bit old for it, aren't you?
Anonymous No.81715796 >>81715849
>>81715790
your life revolves around drinking alcohol.

SAD!
Anonymous No.81715797
>>81715781
But saar, how does your topdesk PC be updating every hour to be number one best computer if not using the window operating sytems saar?
Anonymous No.81715799
>>81715786
oh aye, I remember talking to you. I mean, I live in the Deptford area rather than Greenwich but it's on my running route. not loaded per se, but doing alright there me lad
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81715800 >>81715821
look what i found, is this ebin?
Anonymous No.81715804
>>81715737
Saw your horoscope
Anonymous No.81715805
>>81715791
why the hell are there dogs everywhere?
Anonymous No.81715807 >>81715817 >>81715822 >>81715823 >>81715828
>>81715747
>>81715752
I despise her. I could forgive her orbiters and "teehee boys xx" posting if she wasn't such a colossal cunt bitch but there is nothing redeeming about her.

>>81715750
Gelato seems a meme, paid 6 quid for a meme pistachio one in York and it was so underwhelming. What even is gelato, is it just woke ice cream?

>>81715751
Seafront ice-cream shop, but yeah you can. Ice cream is ageless, everyone loves ice cream
Anonymous No.81715812
>>81715787
1000 calories that. But sugar is all good. It's just milk and sugar. Can be a lot worse.
Anonymous No.81715813
lily lou <3 x
Anonymous No.81715816
eva would never give a britfeeler a chance, fucking heartbroken x
Anonymous No.81715817
>>81715807
>if she wasn't such a colossal cunt bitch but there is nothing redeeming about her
The irony is she's an obnoxious /pol/tard, potentially stupider, but that's skipped over cos she owns a vagina.
Never forget "Sam Hyde is my father figure"
Anonymous No.81715821
>>81715800
This is him
https://youtu.be/XQbIAlF0mig?si=cvkagmbefW6BAImN
Anonymous No.81715822 >>81715837
>>81715807
Stop calling her that it's mean
Anonymous No.81715823
>>81715807
> Ice cream is ageless, everyone loves ice cream
think it's bit like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UI0eXr7DQc
Anonymous No.81715824 >>81715877
>>81715756
Not with those slender lady shoulders you're not.
Anonymous No.81715826
>tfw you'll never get to shit in eva6's vagina
why live?
Anonymous No.81715828 >>81715848
>>81715807
the "gelato" in the UK is a meme yeah but this wasn't any gelato, this was m-m-milan gelato and it was lush, and much less than 6 quid. I'm not sure of the ins and outs but gelato is usually creamier and served at a slightly warmer temperature. when I went to Bologna I tried their unique version of gelato which was incredibly creamy and unbelievably good.
Anonymous No.81715836
Just need a blad belly pic now x
Anonymous No.81715837 >>81715855 >>81715867
>>81715822
She insulted me and instantly put me down because of my "weird voice"
Anonymous No.81715841
As if this general couldnt get any more fucking shite we now have some attention seeking infested axe wound here

jesus Christ it really IS over for shitfeel x
Anonymous No.81715842
>>81715762
fraid not lid, built like a fully grown man and im quite hairy, I could probably have twink maxxed but I never fancied being bummed as I like women innit
Anonymous No.81715848
>>81715828
Sounds good. I think it was some chain place in York, probs a scam. They make you order on a screen despite it being empty and the woman at the counter stood watching me. I tried to order with her then she made me go back and faff with a screen, the new normal
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715849 >>81715856 >>81715893
>>81715796

You pay for my wooze, wrugs and wakeaways.

Fuck wagies x

Cheers x
Anonymous No.81715855 >>81715867 >>81715869
>>81715837
not wrong though is she
Anonymous No.81715856 >>81715892
>>81715790
>>81715849
don't forget he's paying the cinema tickets, too.

which is it you're seeing tomorrow lad? the dinosaur one or the vampire one?
Anonymous No.81715862 >>81715875
Someone's been in the toilet for 13 minutes and counting
Anonymous No.81715867
>>81715837
oh was that you?
>>81715855
nah she was in the wrong there, mate.

she's catty and cruel, basically at random, even when people are nice to her. and i don't even know if i can say this without her doing something daft.

but then she goes after people, so ?????. that's not autism, that's just being a dick.
Anonymous No.81715868 >>81715883
>1 toilet for 8 carriages
Anonymous No.81715869 >>81715913 >>81715924
>>81715855
Doesn't matter. Was no need for it.

I'm slightly pissed off I'll never make it purely on the fact I have autism voice alone. I'm going to have to try do more "comedy" or unserious things
Anonymous No.81715873 >>81715881 >>81715898
ebin is right, there is nothing redeeming about eva6. she is irritating, infantile, and altogether uninteresting
Anonymous No.81715875
>>81715862
Typical for a friday night at the public loos, probably blocking it with a massive shit
Anonymous No.81715877 >>81715886 >>81715890 >>81715942
>>81715824
nope, sorry lid
Anonymous No.81715881
>>81715873
but she has a pusi
Anonymous No.81715883 >>81715887
>>81715868
What train class is it? I like the class 185s transpenine run. I go through first class to the bog near the conductors cabin
Anonymous No.81715886
>>81715877
CORR what a fucking beefcake x
Anonymous No.81715887 >>81715927
>>81715883
It's some grim cross country one
Anonymous No.81715890 >>81715917 >>81715918
>>81715877
are you one of the metal lids
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715892
>>81715856
>don't forget he's paying the cinema tickets, too.

Based and true. 28 Years Later for me de lid x
Anonymous No.81715893
>>81715849
no Sean you take the small pittance you get every month for scamming the government just like those immigrants do and waste it on killing yourself quicker.

to be fair if I was you I would not be able to get through the day sober lmao. get fucked you virgin goose necked mong
Anonymous No.81715898
>>81715873
The whole "teehee I'm an autistic child like and also do sex stuff teehee" schtick is incredibly grating and on the nose, not even disguising the fact she's orbiter fishing
Anonymous No.81715903 >>81715923 >>81715937 >>81715945 >>81715949 >>81715963 >>81715989 >>81716030 >>81716055
Sean wakes up at 3PM. His head pounds. His mouth is dry. His tongue is coated in the taste of stale booze and takeaway grease. The air in the flat is thick with sweat rot and cigarette smoke. He blinks at the ceiling. His body aches. His laptop sits on his chest still open still glowing. The thread he was spamming last night is gone. Nobody cared. They never care.

He rolls onto his side and stares at the empty cans on the floor. His stomach churns. He is turning forty soon. Forty years and nothing to show for it. No job no friends no girlfriend no future. Just this flat just these walls just the same routine every day. Wake up drink post drink sleep.

He reaches for the half empty vodka bottle. Takes a swig. His throat burns. He remembers when he was younger when this felt fun when he thought he was rebelling against the system. Now he is just tired. Now he is just waiting for time to run out.

The dole money comes in soon. Enough for more booze more drugs more takeaways. Enough to keep going a little longer. He thinks about trying to get a job but the thought makes him sick. He tells himself he is above it. He tells himself society owes him. But deep down he knows the truth. He knows he is a parasite. He knows nobody would hire him anyway.

He clicks refresh. Nobody has replied to his last post. His stomach twists. He wants someone to argue with him. He wants someone to care even if it is just to insult him. He types another post. He tells himself he does not care what people think. But he does. He cares more than anything.

He thinks about women. He has never touched one. Never even kissed one. He tells himself they are all shallow. He tells himself he never wanted one anyway. But at night when he lies in the dark listening to the hum of his laptop he feels it. The loneliness. The failure. The years slipping away.
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81715913
>>81715869
i feel bad now
i would hug you if i could
Anonymous No.81715917 >>81715932
>>81715890
we know he like kids with hair like that
Anonymous No.81715918
>>81715890
I am, luv me metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcFR_5xk7wE
Anonymous No.81715923
>>81715903
hhl will not like this mate
Anonymous No.81715924
>>81715869
>I'm slightly pissed off I'll never make it purely on the fact I have autism voice alone
Anonymous No.81715927 >>81715933
>>81715887
>Cross Country
Oh god it's probably a voyager, it's well known they're well hated and have a bad reputation.
Anonymous No.81715932
>>81715917
why have you got peadophilia the brain? bit weird that lad, I only like women my age (24)
Anonymous No.81715933 >>81715940
>>81715927
Yeah that's the one. Worst train company by far in my experience
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81715937 >>81715946 >>81715966
>>81715903
suicidal read, wow, people, possibly hhl, actually live like this
Anonymous No.81715938 >>81715997
eva6 are we going
Anonymous No.81715940 >>81715948
>>81715933
They're well hated in train communities, have a Google. Voyager class 220/221
Anonymous No.81715942
>>81715877
How long have you been transitioning lod?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715945 >>81715954 >>81716055
>>81715903

Lmfao what a faggot x

How long did it take you to type this shite owt?
Anonymous No.81715946
>>81715937
kek you've proper done him
Anonymous No.81715948 >>81715959
>>81715940
I'm surprised the toilet actually had running water today. It's probably a 20% chance at best most times
Anonymous No.81715949
>>81715903
All changes if he gets a job of course, any menial old thing will do
Anonymous No.81715953
Feels weird knowing there's early 20s lids here. Just assumed we're all in our 30s and older by now
Anonymous No.81715954
>>81715945
aw hurt are you? need a nappy change. take your pittance and drink more poison and eat more slop you low iq mong.
Anonymous No.81715959 >>81715975
>>81715948
I thought you were stuck in Birmingham and a tranny helped you out?
Anonymous No.81715963
>>81715903
>(Fri)23:09:44
Anonymous No.81715965
Nothing feels better as a NEET than sweet wagie tears
Anonymous No.81715966
>>81715937
didnt take long for your nasty streak to come back did it?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81715967 >>81715977 >>81715983
>wagiemongs unironically think I'm depressed when in reality I'm living the life of riley

Lol, lmao even x
Anonymous No.81715975
>>81715959
I haven't even reached Birmingham yet, but will soon. Then onto Coventry where a friend will give me a lift home.

The tranny who helped me out was the person who handed my wallet in
Anonymous No.81715976 >>81715988
And here comes the HHL cope seethe.

enjoy x
Anonymous No.81715977
>>81715967
Sadly it's also a life without Riley
Anonymous No.81715980
kek he's seething
Anonymous No.81715983 >>81716031
>>81715967
they just can't envision how comfy we are.

pic is us at the cinema
Anonymous No.81715987
HHL always operates ten steps ahead x
Anonymous No.81715988
>>81715976
It's not cope and seethe. He really is doing alright all things considered. Better than waging away on a train at 23:37 at night isn't it?
Anonymous No.81715989
>>81715903
hhl will really hate this lad now he will throw his shitty nappy at the thread
Anonymous No.81715994
t. minus 4 hours until we get the "pushed me to suicide" posting
Anonymous No.81715997 >>81716018
>>81715938
have got my tickets for the 13th xx
Anonymous No.81716000 >>81716012
Aaaand here comes the coincidental HHL support posters and wagie haters lmao

like clockwork sean get those stubby thumbs to work pal x
Anonymous No.81716002
Saw a sign in the toilets saying 'feed me nappies' and it reminded me of Ponce
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81716003 >>81716017
Proper depressed me

Wish I worked a 9 to 5 at Asda x
Anonymous No.81716005
siting in traffic, 8am, cold dark winter morning on way to the office to get henpecked by female bosses while neets are tucked up in bed all warm and cozy

lush, and i mean lush
Anonymous No.81716006
eva won
Anonymous No.81716012
>>81716000
I'm not HHL, in fact I'm a wagie waging away at almost fucking midnight
Anonymous No.81716017
>>81716003
but HHL don't you want to... contribute (lmao)... to a society that hates you? You DOSSER!
Anonymous No.81716018
>>81715997
l o n d o n is probably easier for me to get to. why can't he play in b i r m i n g h a m
Anonymous No.81716023
post 500 anxiety coming on fucking strong lads
Anonymous No.81716027 >>81716041
I notice 400 anxiety lad hasn't mentioned anything
Anonymous No.81716028 >>81716036
HHL off trip putting in more work than if he got job at lidl lol.
Anonymous No.81716030
>>81715903
this 'Sean' lad sounds based
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81716031 >>81716037 >>81716046 >>81716076
>>81715983

I'll be getting them nachos at the cinema tomorrow me. I'm thinking two pots of cheese and a extra chilli pot because why not. Wash it down with a classic Coca-Cola x
Anonymous No.81716033 >>81716051
Always actually horrid people who complain about "living in a society that hates them". Funny that. Hmmmm makes you think.
Anonymous No.81716036 >>81716047
>>81716028
>job at lidl
alri tilde
Anonymous No.81716037 >>81716059
>>81716031
and why the fuck not? We all deserve a break in life
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81716040
Bloody hell lads almost at 500 posts. 400 anxiety mong is going to have a SVT attack at any rate!
Anonymous No.81716041
>>81716027
Well he's been here since half 10 this morning the lad needs a rest
Anonymous No.81716042
HHL will instantly go brash and cocky that he scams the hard working taxpayers.

reminds me of a certain asian group coming over on dingys

poetic almost x
Anonymous No.81716043
>>81715665
bloke, with a cock.
no woman uses that hairstyle.
Anonymous No.81716046
>>81716031
Oh aye lad
Anonymous No.81716047
>>81716036
Tilde works Aldi xx
Anonymous No.81716051 >>81716065
>>81716033
Yeah, the homosexuals living during times when there was laws against them. Must be actually horrid people.
Anonymous No.81716054
Let's fill up the old thread to 500

>>81713152
>>81713152
>>81713152
>>81713152
Anonymous No.81716055
>>81715903
this was really good.
but then >>81715945 genuinely me laugh out loud.

i love you fuckers.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81716059 >>81716069
>>81716037

True lid. I worked hard for this treat x
Anonymous No.81716064 >>81716079
600 posts lets go
Anonymous No.81716065 >>81716077
>>81716051
You know what I specifically meant, you're not being clever.
Anonymous No.81716069
>>81716059
you are a gross pathetic rat lid and you know it
Anonymous No.81716076
>>81716031
you even get the worst slop at the cinema kek
Anonymous No.81716077 >>81716093
>>81716065
Sucks when your own shitty logic is used against you huh? Perhaps you'll think about it more next time
Anonymous No.81716079
>>81716064
We managed it recently. Last month I think.
Anonymous No.81716080
hhl choking to death on his greed covered in cheese sauce in the cinema and no one cares or notices
Anonymous No.81716088
Trying to watch the movie while some mong munches on nachos
Anonymous No.81716093
>>81716077
No you just can't read between lines and instead take things at literal face value because you're not as bright as you think you are. Unfortunate place to be.
Anonymous No.81716096
C'mon now lads think there's worse evils in the world than some lad sitting on his arse eating rubbish and drinking booze.

Get a grip.
Anonymous No.81716098
HHL eats nothing but junk food and takeaways.

he says it's his boyish metabolism keeping him thin, but it's the cocaine, isn't it?
Anonymous No.81716108 >>81716119 >>81716145
trying to watch the movie and some goose necked freak is shitting his nappies and making spakka noises cause his nacho cheese spilt on his grey joggers and black retard trainers
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81716113 >>81716137
i like that timmy has teddybears
makes me want to protect him
Anonymous No.81716119
>>81716108
midnight melty
Anonymous No.81716124
not sure whether to side with Chika in this one.
your opinions are vile, and he has absolutely got you there. the irony.

but you're BOTH being catty, and gays win at being catty.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81716126 >>81716143 >>81716162
Fuck hard working taxpayers lmao x
Anonymous No.81716132 >>81716171
Chika piling on HHL is one hell of a fight love it!
Anonymous No.81716137
>>81716113
will your next post be horrible? is that how it works? on, off, on, off?
Anonymous No.81716142
There's a new thread here lads
>>81714765
>>81714765
>>81714765
>>81714765
>>81714765
Anonymous No.81716143
>>81716126
Aw you and the dingy asian men are so alike haha
Anonymous No.81716145
>>81716108
>goose necked freak
Anonymous No.81716150
I'm just waiting for post 400 lad
Anonymous No.81716162
>>81716126
Your day will come HHL.... you enjoy your temporary victory over working-people. One day you will pay for your crimes.
Anonymous No.81716171 >>81716207
>>81716132
I didn't say anything about him. I just get annoyed at post-hoc copes. There's the stated reason and the actual reason for being a NEET. Most aren't honest enough to give the former. So they live in a world of copes and nonsense, forever. Oh well!
Anonymous No.81716207
>>81716171
I meant to give the latter. It's late I'm tired.