Leighton Buzzard edition

Cuntz

>>81591289
Bit rude, laddie

Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize

Ruth must know I have no shoes.

Hitler would have gassed HHL

>>81591319
She doesn't even know you exist Ruthmong.

>>81591326
She does, thanks to Anon Ymous

*does a SVT handstand n says serenity prayer*

>>81591360
>SVT handstand

>>81591326
Yeah lad. She pobably does. I haven't really put myself out there.

>>81591325
This is bollocks, he'd have probably been a high ranking officer

Suckling on Older Scottish lasses lactating udders

finished downloading

>>81591325

I would have been Hitler.

I was born to be the Emperor of Europe x

>>81591325
>>81591375
Pretty sure that Aktion T-4 would have mandated euthanasia for all piss-pants carehome spastics

>>81591402
>I would have been Hitler
basically this, at least inner circle

>>81591408
But in that era HHL wouldn't have ended up as he has now. There would have been far better opportunties for someone of his potential

>>81591393
>Brave
Based lass.

Launch the fucking nukes x

Fuck Iran x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJCHl7OBLI

>>81591372
Doctors hate this simple trick x

eva6 is going to hex everyone who wronged her.

>>81591402
You can't even operate a microwave lad. One step at a time

>>81591402
did hitler also wear nappies?

>>81591393
a bit cringe, de lass

>>81591423
Come on Shippy, you must know that's bollocks

>>81591439
i-it was only banter...pls don't hex me eva6

>>81591385
Scoliosis lass is still superior in my eyes despite her weird back.

>>81591393
Ooh ooh do me a tarot !!

weird children's book, this. starts out with magic time travel portal, kid just bringing lizards to the future or whatever.
takes a weird turn with Neo-Nazis trying to bring Hitler through. convinced he'll do National Socialism in 90s Britain for some reason.

HHL knows who the true enemy is, oh aye. All other differences are trivial in comparison x

eva6 casting a spell on HHL so he starts shitting his pants whenever he hears a certain trigger word, for her own amusement

>>81591466
You're taking someone who was born in the 90s in Sunderland and thinking his life course would be the same as if he was born in the 1910s in Germany

eva6 what is your favourite SCP?

>>81591499

Ngl that's quite hot x

>>81591510
if he was born then he'd have had a better diet, upbringing, and discipline. he'd be tall and without autism. ideal Hitler Youth material.

>>81591510
He's clearly Arbeitsscheu, and in a compassionate Reich, the doctors would put him down.

>>81591523
Your ubermensch Aryan warrior, Mr. Austin.

>>81591528
Literally this

>>81591537
Nah he's not, it's just in this world he is Arbeitsscheu, in Nazi Germany he would have thrived

>>81591523
Stop posting fatties

>>81591554
He wouldn't have been like this in Germany

>>81591339
I bet she still doesn't know how to play guitar. She's likely lost interest in things like that in favour of alcohol and parties. As long as she is enjoying life...I guess that's really only what matters.

>>81591560

I just like her big tittyfuck tier tits. Everything else is mid af x

https://vocaroo.com/12BhIJZ9db97 Spookily yet cutely sitting by my rainy window core

HHL is clearly lacking in moral fibre, I just don't believe he'd be any different if he were born in Nazi Germany, and as soon as they clocked on that he's a waste of oxygen, he'd be straight off to the camps. Sorry Shippy, I know you love marmiteman, but he's off to the showers.

Really want to see the Lycurgus sprite from wizardry 2 the knight of diamonds but for some stupid reason I cannot find it anywhere on the internet, been searching for it now for about 15 mins. What the hell happened to search engines now a days?

Ruthmong post the new ASMR lass you were on about in the last thread

>>81591587
member shouting out the window when you were wissed? that was funny

HHL would have been an officer in the Kriegsmarine

>>81591634
there's nowt on The Spriters Resource which is surprising
unless stuff gets taken down now? weird

>>81591602

Show your emperor some respect.

Cheers x

The events of 02 October 2022 were divine intervention, there really is no other rational explanation

HHL would have been one of Hans Asperger's case studies.

The Emperor era is now fully underway x

>>81591587
I never cried while watching anime, but the final scene with Lucy and Kouta hugging made me cry, specifically the english dub version.

>>81591602
Even pre-Nazi he'd have been doing a lot better, with the sort of training and discipline either Hitler Jungend or the Wehrmacht would have provided, his talents would have shone brightly

>>81591635
Nah I don't want her to quit. It's probably best I keep her to myself.

I actually got off the train at brighton, went to oxfam, then went back and got on the next train to worthing, it worked.

>>81591681
Alright little lad, don't park a turd in your nappy x

Absolutely love Iran desu.

Let's not forget, they still possess half a ton of 60% enriched Uranium

Where did you find the pic of Lauren and her sprog, Ruthmong?

Wonder what comes first tongiht the Jurassic Park clips or the Batman: Dark Knight Rises clips?

Fuck it might just get wissed nows x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCL8hfCVxXc

/britfeel/ only sees a limited, and ultimately, censored view of HHL's life, you have no idea how successful he is IRL

fancied the Elfen Lied girl a bit

not because of the abuse or edge, but because of her magic hands. cor, the possibilities.

>>81591725
Reddit lad. I can't access her ig now.

>>81591778
every time he mentions his [blank] mate i assume it's all the same guy. probably just Steve.

>>81591765
Tune lad, this is perfect for flying down the Motorway to at 90mph

>>81591778

Keeping a lot shit private lately ngl x

At that Vauxhall warage me x

>>81591791
Did you get blocked too? She blocked me over a misunderstanding

Ya'll niggas need to pipe down x

>>81591839
I tried without logging in and it still says unavailable. Nasty cow she must be blocking her fans.

WE DEM BRITFEEL BOYZ

OH AYE x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q

>>81591863
Yeah, she's keeping everything private now. Ungrateful bitch. She's not really relevant anymore anyway

Going to write a synopsis of the dream I had about Ebin last night.

The dream starts with me in York, pulled up in some carpark outside a row of shops, I'm browsing /britfeel/ and Ebin is in the thread, he mentions some sort of statue in Scarborough and how he is going to take a picture of it, and post it within an hour.

An hour comes and goes, and people start to wonder where Ebin is, after a few hours, someone posts a link to an article on some Scarborough newspaper that mentions a fatal car crash involving a Volvo. Some people sepctulate it might be him, and I mention I'm in York and as it's close enough, I'll go an investigate. My main aim is just to see if the colour and model of volvo matches Ebins car.

By the time I arrive in Scarborough, the car has been removed, but about 20-30 floral tributes have been left up against a gate, all featuring Ebins face. I ask some passer by if they know what's going on or what happened. They say that Ebin was the on killed in the car crash, I post about it in the thread and there is doubt, but when I post the picture of the floral tributes it gets about 50 (you)s.

At this point, literally minutes later, a hearse comes rolling down the street and some of Ebin's family are wandering around, one of them asks me who I am and I say "I used to speak to Ebin online" to which he responses "Are you the one from Shrewsbury" and I say no. I tell him who I am, but he doesn't know who I am. Shortly after this I wake up, still unsure if it was a dream or not, soon after I go back to sleep and wake up at about 9am, but this point fully realising that it was just a dream.

The dream was incredibly vivid.

>>81591889
Unironically a banger this x

>>81591838
>At that Vauxhall warage me x
volunteering?

>>81591650
Am bit of a menace when i drink too muchsometimes

I'll still watch her older videos. But the new ones mostly suck.

>>81591692
Based love elfen lied & lucy

Size of these strawbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVlJAV8BrZw

>>81591931
Do you dip them in cream

>>81591891
It's all about that aussie lauren when she's in her 20s.

>>81591895
Are you sure that was a dream? It might not have been

>>81591968
He has posted in the thread since I've woken up

Should sleep tonite now that it's cooler.

Shippy why do you pretend that HHL is not a spastic? It is a delusion that seems more about you than HHL himself.

>>81591917
Much prefer scottish lasses that don't try to sexualise themselves for clicks. She's just gooning material for sexless men.

>>81591901

Obama era choon but it's banging x

Mandatory listen for all HHL loyalists x

Dedicating this next Stella to Flamingo Lane x

My eternal home x

>>81591995
I've seen no evidence he's a spastic, he always seems pretty intelligent to me.

Don't ever fucking disrespect Flamingo Land x

>>81591998
We are sexless men lad.

>>81591953
Sometimes yes nd when its a humid day like past week i swear its heavenly

i do not respect Flamingo Land.

>>81591998
Lovely areola there. has she ever heard of a nipple pad?

>>81592035
I can clearly see the outline of her areola here.

>>81592041
maybe she's actually wearing them, to make it LOOK like she has lovely areolae.

I don't know what goes on in HHL's life outside of /britfeel/, but all those people mocking him here would probably have egg on their face if they knew the truth.

>>81592041
>>81592046
No you can't. Stop being creepy pervets lads.

>>81592046
Who is she, ive demoted to newfag innit

i suspect HHL is a bit like Napoleon where he's ACTUALLY of normal height and neck length, it's just that everyone around him is freakishly tall with short necks

We all Beehive in life x

Wish i could buy my own house(w cash)

>>81592057
there is nothing sexual about nipples, grow up.

>>81592035
Lovely display of her scoliosis there.

>>81592069
Ngl that HHL Jack and Jones jacket is iconic af this point. No wonder it's sold out on Amazon.

>>81592069
wokkle of vk please lid

>>81592070
maybe everyone on /britfeel/ should pool their bennies and move to one of those mad rundown streets where the houses get sold off for a few quid each

we could do that montage from Revenge of the Nerds and help each other paint them and that. i bet we ALL have skills (e.g. i own a drill)

I am easily one of the top 3 most succesful people in this thread, possibly number 1

>>81592061
Laura, one of Ruthmongs many ASMR baes he obsesses over.

>>81592069
He looks like a little lost boy looking for his dad

Get that iconic HHL look. 2020s era fashion x

>>81592079
thanks lad been trying to get the look

it's still available in XS. that's thinspo, that is.

>>81592100
He was on the hunt for BBWs. Are Sean likes 'em big x

>>81592011
Apart from the fact he lives in a carehome and wets himself often.

>>81592101
Lowkey tempted to get that now. Welper is my idol.

>>81592111
He cannot operate a microwave either.

Lmfao it is a decent jacket to be fair. Proper Welper's world tier clothing.

>>81592118
A man in his mid 30s living in a care home is your idol?
Thanks for the chuckle lad.

Got new Starsky and Hutch car for me shelves. x

checked Sports Direct but it's out there too

saw they have this duvet set for sale
>Crafting since Alpha
how? is this duvet aimed at adults?

>>81592083
Would turn into drug den/sex cult

>>81592126
how the fuck are you a Small given the shite you eat/drink?

I stopped wearing hoodies when I turned 18.

>>81592118
trip on nappyboy waheyyy
sameseaning all night de laaaaad

Feel like having a webab wrap nows x

>>81592083
>i bet we ALL have skills
I think you'd be unpleasantly surprised.

>>81592146
well then YOUR skill can be being our leader, like a spiritual guide that keeps us on the right track

>>81592158
Get a bag in de lid.

It your world x

>>81592147

I have a high metabolism rare Makaveli style.

>>81592162
we have several guitarists, i own a drill, i know for a fact at least one lad can do DIY, and painting Warhammers probably transfers to painting walls

we got this, man. we'll make Feel Street a reality

>>81592171
Shippy can drive his van to the builder's merchants

2011 vibes in the air tonight xxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8GvLKTsTuI

>>81592164
Nyu nyu nyan nyan ^____^

>>81592185
my main skill would be electrical, I rewired my house. Never again though, that was torture

>>81592164
Thast a really cute Lucy cor.fanksx

>>81592208
I'm very skilled at homebrew and smoking and going to the bookies

Crosslad is it safe to eat so many strawbs?

You're nothing but a bunch of NPCs to me

Cheers x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdtIfp7WB0w

>>81592011
No offence lad but that is because you are not the brightest bulb yourself

>torturing a house

>>81592162
Lmao made me laff

>>81592224
You're a shitty nappy mong to basically everyone here. You are a clown we point and laugh at.

Been bullied all me life man.

might have 3 tropical fruit VKs and proceed wiss my pants classic hhl style oh aye x

you're an NPC
that's right
a Nappy Poo Crapper

>>81592011
>seen no evidence he is a spastic

Have you not read any of his posts?

Go on then big man bully me some more.

Been bullied all me life mate. Nowt new to me x

>>81592171
I actually like the idea ngl

>>81592250
>>81592259
at least nobody is pushing you to suicide.
imagine if that was the case :(

>>81592259
I understand why you have been bullied. I sympathise. I mean I sympathise with the lads who bullied you

Welper regime rapidly crumbling before our eyes x
it not right what his weak little bladder do to him, bless

You're a cyberbully coward.

A weak human acting the big man on the internet. You're probably some 9 to 5 cuck lashing out because you are forced to be nice to the people you work with and SERVE or else you lose your shitty job. Lmao faggot x

>>81592259
Imagine the brutal gay sexual bullying you would get in the Navy. They would bugger you with a plunger

>>81592250
Dont let em get you down lad.. lifes only an easy ride for the few. No one here is part of that crew

>>81592217
Ave been on strawbs every night for a few years nd its been ok.Ave had different things WITh the strawbs thats less good,,like...........cadburys chocolate buttons that i put in them with cream...........yeah...............nd dairy milks.....stuff like that n for a while Reeses peanut butter cups was my post-strawbs choccy........so that was too much sugar wise but the strawb itself is ok I think.Is too many bad?Am aff most choccys now,,right now I have the strawbs nd then i have my eat natural protein peanut+dark choccy protein bar which yes its choccy but its only 7-8 grams of sugar in it.Maybe it is better to make it more varied.I like raspberry as well.Today at the shop i got pink lady apples nd i want to peel them n slice them but ave not got round to it yet.x

>>81592284
My rule is I only respect people who have earned it.

>>81592284
It's at least three of us in the thread right now, piss boy. Go on, show us your little nappy x

>>81592289
You eat strawberries every single night? They are a bit shit out of season I find.

wish i'd ordered ket sooner, then i'd have ket tomorrow

have to wait until Wednesday me

>>81592284
I like your posts lad..you make here seem more fun baka
Watching chopper now, film 4 has had some good ens on recently

Wanking imagining HHL being bullied in the Navy

>>81592304

Fuck off nappy fetish scum x

>>81592309

Cba with ket me. Fucked me up the other week. Never again.

Fuck knows how Elon does it on the reg. It wiped me out for days.

>>81592318
You tell him lad. Not fair that nappy fetishists are giving lads who wear them for non fetish reasons grief. You did not choose pampers over pussy. The pampers chose you. The lack of pussy is unrelated.

>>81592308
Yesh.Yea it grim in like january some shops dont have them for ages too.x IF I cant find strawbs i jst get raspberries or blueberries.I dont have them mixed together though, dunno why just like 1 type at a time.

>>81592328
i think he does some fancy American medical thing, not just lines. going to be sensible and try to DIY a spray, me.

i feel the same way about coke but it's a lot easier on the nose. just not my cup of tea personally.

>>81592335
I should eat more fruit, take a leaf out of your book

EXTEMELY craving some chilli heatwave woritos and dippingtons now x

In the navy, they would mock your little knob
In the navy, stuff your nappy in your gob

>>81592349
Might get on the mulberries if i can find those.My mam got this soap thats something with mulberry n its rly nice.I jst think of the fashion company though you forget its a real fruit.

Phwoar good sleepington, that

Dreamt i was shagging some wop bitch and stuff

Waitrose has them.......theyve got them cosmic crisp apples as well.Waitrose has everything x wish i was a waitrose boy

>>81592342

I did mediocre wokey over the weekend with my pisshead mate. Was alright, nowt special though. Nearly got an escort in but fucked her off in the end. Romanian slag lmfao.

>>81592397
do you not wash it?

Wish i had a pal to watch elfen lied while its raining outside

>>81592397
Do you think that having to untape your nappy and apply some sudocrem before the shag would kill the mood?

>>81592224
Now THAT is a tune, oh aye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL0cgi0APiE
not a bad remix either

>>81592225
Think what you want de lad, doesn't change reality

>>81592083
You're probably thinking of Horden in County Durham, they're giving those houses to boat wogs now.

>>81592367
https://www.gopuff.com/delivery/gb/england/sunderland

Why does Ponce's entire life revolve around HHL?

>>81592433
Reality is something you are estranged from, I am glad you have a healthy self esteem though. If you are going to be deluded it might as well be flattering

Is it true you've been slaying pussy on the reg, Ponce?

>>81592450
>Reality is something you are estranged from
this wouldn't be coming from the same person who thinks that testosterone has no effect on agression would it?

>>81592459
Nah. Slaying pussy on the Med

>>81592459
I elected for a much simpler, pampers-based sex life.

>>81592424

Based Honeyposter x

>>81592444

I'll get some tomorrows

Ponce needs a sprog in his life to straighten him out

Just how many adult male British virginities does Pampers sponsor?

This is some Truman Show femdom bullshit x

>>81592487
Its literally just Ponce, god knows why you live in his head rent free.

>>81592487
>This is some Truman Show femdom bullshit x
You should have seen the thread on thursday re: Snowdon

>>81592492
Not really true this, is it BN?

>>81592501
I mean BN is the secodnary nappy poster, but Ponce is the main purveyor.

>>81592466
Nah, I did not say that lad. Your lack of ability to detect nuance has let you down here. I said there is not much correlation between testosterone levels and aggression in humans. Social context, personality, upbringing, and perceived status threats play a much bigger role than hormone levels

Pampers push me to suicides x

>>81592328
Kets fucking grim, i can only do a teeny tiny bit and then just chill n listen to music. Cokes way better, go out.. few pints.. couple a bumps then try n blag some bird into sucking me off. Better than gouched out on the couch

>>81592512
Ponce is the Primary Pampers Purveyor

>>81592521
Bit pointless to kill yourself over nappies lad. You will just reincarnate as a baby again and be right back in them

you can't ejaculate on cocaine.

>Lads we are out of the adult sized nappies that say I chose pampers over pussy on them
>Alright better open up the Pampers pushed me into suicide batch

On that Aquagrind me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

>>81592548
You can lad, the trickier part is snorting it after you have spunked on it

I have strong boundaries. I would never lose sleep because of my nappy fetish. Posting about nappies for a laugh is fair game though

How it should be xx

My world. My era xxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E-Zrg9CB_Q

i have strong boundaries. TENA Ultra-Thick, to be precise.

Ngl I'm wissed nows

I woiuld of worked all me life it wasn't for me autism

didn't choose be borns x

>>81592548
You can certainly try

>>81592633
Even if you worked you would still be loathesome

If I was given a straight up, binary choice between pampers or pussy? Probably go for pussy. You?

>>81592653

You work so I can live thoughs x

>>81592685
Pampers. sell them enough of them for ONE prostitute, keep the rest for my own personal reasons.

Helper when was the last time you aged?

Wampers x

They know the score x

Was Mr. Bean a spacker, lads?

>>81592701
nah he just had selective mutism. average intelligence, rich inner life.

>>81592687
If you can call it living, yeah. I work and that funds a society that looks after disabled people, and as a result of that you get to continue to exist.

>>81592700
Hope you're all comfy in a fresh nappy for the night welper x

Necking these last few Stellas now

Cheers x

>>81592727
Cheers lad, nothing like a cold beer after your nappy has been changed and your tiny scrotum has been covered in baby powder

>>81592727
Like a bit of blacked do you de lad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnrRVa-cn2I

don't ever speak up to me again

fuck you and your scum family

>>81592716
Was watching a few episodes on Netflix and I don't know what they've done but it looks like complete shit. Zoomed in and cut off at the top and bottom I think. The majority of it was filmed on video I think so it'll never look great but the crop is abhorrent.

>>81592716

I'm not even disabled you fucking dumb faggot x

>>81592794
Sending this to the DWP. Why you on top rate bennies and care home if you're not disabled? DISGRACE.

I want Iran to be obliterated.

Fuck Israel too. Just want them happenings me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLZrAi0zrNI

>>81592794
You seem disabled lad

>>81592799

Fuck the DWP. The DWP are faggots. Tell them I personally think they are faggots lmfao x

>>81592794
You're in nappies, and prohibited from using a microwave.

DWP are pro-Windush and pro-New Labour scum.

Rishi Sunak style cancer. Fuck em.

I despise Tories as well though.

Literally be a pro-HHL national socialist or fucking die tbqh. That's my politics. Cheers x

Nappy fetishist and HHL alliance coming soon.

>>81592836
Come now lad, if it was not for Windrush there would be no strong black hands to change your nappies

You are either pro-me or you deserve to not exist. It's as simple as that.

Fuck off x

>>81592854

Fuck Windrush. Niggers should have drowned in the Altlantic Oceean x

Paki subhumans are still 100x worse than Windwush niggers but sitll. Fuck em all lmfao.

I hate most Whites as well.

Fuck it just let the fucking nukes fly man.

Too much scum in this "modern" world. Snuff em out.

Are these people worth saving?

You tell me x

https://x.com/realcrazyclip/status/1936915792609612275

>>81592904
I suspect your misanthropic worldview is a result of comprehensive, life long rejection from society

>>81592928
You love videos of little brown kids being degraded lad. Not the first time you have posted something like THAT

A tiny little mouse is worth like million pakis x

I love anminals. Whites who abuse animals are basically pakis and niggers as well. Let's be honest. No difference spiritually. They have no soul x

more wise words from Marmite Aurelius over here

Ironic they call us pro-Whites when I would kill like 80% of all Whites lmfao. I'm pro me. I'm pro-Helper's world and so should you be too.

Only 20% of the White race is worth saving. The rest is snuff tier.

Love a starling so purdy

for me it's tiny lil bunnies

Necking the rest of these cans then garn beddingtons.

Hope that bully pakisubhumanscum and his bully boy mates get snuffed out.

>>81593106
Awe wee bunny x

Scotland is mine x

>>81593166
they're class

you WILL be this happy some day :)

we didn't listen

Pipe down x

Scotland belongs to English men x

>>81593195
Looks tiny af
>>81593203
Its gotten better before.......................I think

Scotland is a English province x

>>81593231
>>81593242
'England' is an invention we are Northumbria

Scotland can be whatever it wants, it's up to them

>Lil nigga ain't black

>>81593245

Scotland is faje Truman Show bullshit made for American tourtists. I went to Edinburgh earlier this year. Fake country x

Didn't even see any poverty. Lib Dem science project lmfao x

Ngl it fucking pisses me off that Scotland is left-wing. At least are loveable right-wing mongs. Scotland is like an American playground. Truman Show bullshit. Just fuck off.

want to visit Poundbury
such a weird place
LITERALLY a fake bullshit Epcot England place, unfinished, designed by our king

Scottish families at Haggerston Castle were minted af. Tabled fulll of pitches the lot. One Scottish lid I spoke to said he spent 1k in a week. No more our poor comrades. Scots are lib dem science project mongs. Truman Show cunts. Fuck off and be extras in an American film about some slag falling in love with a Scottish Catholic mong. Or just die. Fine with me x

Scots are Truman Show tier at this point. Just liike Candians. And it pissed me off.

The last true allies of Welper's world and the English working-class are the Welsh. Fuck me they are based. Fuck Scotland. Lib Dem science project cunts x

Welsh are willing to suffer along with us English for our stupid mistakes. I will eternally respect that. Scotland is America Truman Show tier now.

Sponsored by Apple bullshit x

Macy credit cards on tap x

Scots are pro-golfing middle class mongs.

Just fuck off

Get ya macy credit cards here lmfao

https://www.macys.com/my-credit/gateway/guest

Scotland exists because of American tourtists lmao. Truman Show scum x

https://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/number-of-american-tourists-visiting-scotland-soars-1438055

Truman Show scum get the bullet in a just world. Sponsored by whoever is shooting at them.

Is that controversial? I don't think so. Net positive if all the Truman Show capitalist scum are wiped out.

Donald Trump = Truman Show scum.

Fuck him and his whore wife x

Middle-class Americans get cancer too.

Your Truman Show capitalism can't protect from you it ;-)

Donald Trump is an anagram of Truman Plodd

coincidence? yes

Too many Americans live in a fantasy wordl like the Truman Show where they think because they spend money they protected from cancer and misfortune.

Fuck Apple and McDonalds x

going to bed because this is tedious

whoever wakes up early for work, please check on HelperLad to make sure he doesn't go near any electrical sockets or sharp corners

You turned her against me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TWPToeLdj4

YOU WILL TRY BRITFEEL

YOU WILL TRY

IT'S OVER BRITFEEL

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

DON'T TRY IT

i HAVE FAILED YOU BRITFEEL

I HAVE FAILED YOU...

>britfeel has betrayed me

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONES. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE BRITAIN, BRING WOMFORT TO BRITAIN. NOT LEAVE IT TO DARKNESS.

I LOVED YOU BRITFEEL. YOU WERE MY BROTHERS X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3OtoO5zjjU

all kicking off x

fuck the lot of ya x

Fuck peace

Time for war x

>>81593848
How long do your nappies last before you soil it and need a fresh one? On average?

Necking off these last few cans now. Might fuck off the maccies and get a trekkie brekkie me.

Fuming x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Kt-n91QDI

>>81593883

I'll shit down ya throat ya freak x

>>81593897
Is that what you did in mischief mansion?

>>81593904

Aye. What you garn do about it x

Nothing lmfao

Spackers and Britfeel twolls necking shit at Mischief Mansion. How it should be x

When I go Flamingo Land in September I'm garn shitpost inside Mischief Mansion.

Watch this fucking space.

Mischief Mansion gives off auschwitz vibes.

>>81593945
Is that where you did most of your noncing?

>>81593977
You fuming like?

Do about it?

What happens in Mischief Mansion stays in Mischief Mansion x

agitated alcoholic in a spacker home

Necking these cans then garn bed

Fuck and and your scum family + your whore kids lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL-C6DdgTz8

You're all NPC scum to me x

Don't ever fucking backchat me again

Scum. Fuck you and your whore kids x

Listen. You wind me up. I respond.

I don't give a shit about you, your careet, your family, your kids. I don't a give flying fuck. You're just some random guy on the internet who I have a negative interaction with. You could die right now and it would literally have zero impact on my life. How it should be xxx

What did he meme by this

>>81594195

It means and I'm better than you x

Cheers x

spacker king

It's fucking over x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cScPVRLM-50&t=2296s

We'll see who's laughing in the end x

Watching them Jeepers Creepers clips me. Scariest move ever made imo. Still freaks me the fuck out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZUgU9CsjDc

Aww mate fucked up.

Garn have nightmares nows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFD6BbYg0-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZUgU9CsjDc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZfCHDSJc8c

Aww mate nah that film freaks me out

>>81591393
summoning eva6 as a succubus

I go sleeps now. Shouldn't have watched those Jeepers Creepers clips before beddingtons. Garn have nightmares now. Thankfully some daylight coming through the windows.

having a trekkie brekkie before work, it tuesday x

I once forgot where I parked my car and had to search for it for like two hours

Sex with Carmen Electra on OhChat corrrrr

HHL collapse era coming on strong x

No ban hammering around this time..

Have to take a shower but cba

Have to work but cba

Lush brekkie @ radisson blu this morn.
Welper on another melty I take it?

>open work at 8am
>manager's going off on a retarded tangent for already agreed work
Shoot me lads

>>81594195
it means he's a braindead /pol/tard

big bad nonce

This is quite a thread to wake up to. Hope Helperlad is alright

>>81595239
Some real trukes too. I mean i agree with literally everything he said

>>81595257
Even the bit where he says "i dont care about you" to some jagoff but then spends several posts seething?

>>81595279
Lad was wunk. These things appen

>>81595284
he's also a blackedtard it seems so fella's off every wagon in town

voted most likely to run away with (You)

i hate HR mongs, every single one of them i met is a total twit

female turdcutters

Shippy has convened with the 12th Imam and has entered a state of occultation. He will remain present yet hidden.

Latest news regarding ebin?

>>81591451
sent HHL flying

in a terrible mood today desu last thing i need is this call with these HR retards

Anyone else experienced this?
I missed a dose of my antipsychotics last night (rispiridone) and i was on the shitter this morning and noticed how my legs were no longer swollen.
I've been on them for like 10 years at least.

>>81595459
Seek Jesus he will heal you x

>>81595463
I pray every night to Jesus lad.

>>81595469
jesus doesnt listen to anglicans

>>81595501
Our family isn't anglicans.

Was about to pop in and ask for an HHL meltdown update, but it looks like that is unnecessary. At least they look after him at the care home, some might even say he was pampered.

Only about two weeks left until Ofcom stop us from ever debating hhl antics ever again. Oh what will become of us.

My oil shares are NOT happy about this cease fire. SHOOT SOME MORE FUCKING ROCKETS YOU SANDCUNTS.

>>81594195
I use a filter and filter that dull little retard. Its funny seeing these lmao.

I know we have a few QMEE enthusiasts in here. Has anyone here ever tried Testerup? I get their ads in every mobile game imaginable so it must be shit.. or is it?

I'm generally quite pro-China, but to prove I'm not a retarded ideologue here are some things that really fucking suck or are just stupid about China and the Chinese people:
>literally zero regard for personal space
>absolutely retarded traditional medicine practices (specifically hunting species to extinction to get a fucking horn or liver or some shit to make fake ED medicine because the mystic Qui-Hong Shao Ban wrote about it 800 years ago)
>the great firewall exists but they let anyone circumvent it with a VPN as long as you're not egregious about it, essentially just making it another tax you have to pay, what's the point?
>one time zone across the country
>default is to serve drinks hot/lukewarm rather than cold
>people wear their pyjamas everywhere, no literally their pyjamas just walking around the street

Sweating like crazy, completely soaked, fuck this shit heat wave

>>81595548
I complained to Ofcom, and they said I can still post.
Not my fault parents can't educate their sprogs on online safety.

kinda insane how low standards have gotten for guys nowadays.
the 4/10 bordering obese girl at minimum wage work getting full inboxes and different guys calling her through the day.
makes you realize how fucked you are if you're just a normal unexceptional guy after tinder, bumble and online dating fucked everything up.

>>81595501
I hope this isn't coming from a papist, christ what a ridiculous notion, some democratically elected bloke's word is divine.

>>81595647
>I'm generally quite pro-China

>>81595686
>you can still post
>IP logged and monitored
mi5 reading this now

>>81595647
Nice insights pal. Did you spend much time there?

>>81595647
>literally zero regard for personal space
I'm not sure about that in Chian itself, but never noticed this with mainlanders here

>absolutely retarded traditional medicine practices
I do sort of agree with this one, but western medicine is barely any better, and in some cases worse. It's better to take some useless potion that does nothing than half of the shit produced by western pharma

>the great firewall exists
Unironically based

>one time zone across the country
Has it's pros and cons, Europe has a single one from western Spain to eastern Poland

>default is to serve drinks hot/lukewarm rather than cold
I prefer this personally but it's down to person perference

>people wear their pyjamas everywhere, no literally their pyjamas just walking around the street
Most council estates here are like that

>>81592080
Kek
Pint of Ruddles plz luv

I thought this was Ebin for a second
>>>/int/212062078

So let me get this straight, this nigga (Louis Mosley) is the direct descendant of Oswald Mosley and current head of data analytics for UK Palantir (the "glowies" that are spying on you).
He's also descendant of "Unity Valkyrie Mitford"s son (put up for adoption) and her sister. Unity Mitford (born in the town of swastika, no really) had that son while hanging out with Hitler. So he's the descent of Adolf Hitler too.
And his cousin Daphne Guinness (also descendant of the Mitford's) introduced him to Epstein who introduced him to Prince Andrew who hooked him with Leon Panetta (head of the CIA at that time) who got him the job at Palantir (which is named after that LOTR orb that drove Sarumon into being evil).
And now Louis Mosley has control of the AI being used to kill people with drone strikes.
Does anyone else think this is fucked up and weird? I thought the UK elites were liberal progressive that hate Nazi's but I guess they don't.

>>81592083
>all have skills
Example is owning a drill
Kek

seasideMARK is loaded because its pay day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBVj3utCk_E

>>81595794
I hope he is wise and spends it all on deer , it's a good investment

He buzzing with 200 left after paying all his bills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBZbWkV2_4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZvuSY_VkGk

>>81595761
No one cares about your schizo rant, go back reddit

Haha whoops *shrugging emoji*. It's okay though, even though the government said it wasn't about forcing children into comprehensive schools, thankfully the comprehensive schools they have now been forced into are JUST as good as their old private schools.

dollymong is awake oh aye the 16 hours on britfeel have started

>>81595761
Jews are obsessed with British old money, I'd wager they're trying to get him on side. That said, a lot of British old money knows the score, even based Liz threw the odd sieg heil now and then

>>81595825
VAT on Private schools is genuinely evil, probably the 2nd worst tax after inheritance tax.

>>81595761
>Brits have a descendant of Hitler running their intelligence programs.
I see the time line is shifting again.

>>81595863
It depends, he's only a grandson of Mosley, so he might not have been educated enough. We'll never shift the timeline while Boomers still exist

>>81595836
You WILL absorb the government curriculum PEASANT

I'm fed up with always being behind on trends lads. I recently got into the whole east coast vs west coast war but when I was in Norwich throwing my Ws up people just looked at me like I'm an idiot.

me? privately educated. oh aye.

>>81596089
Based, GCSE Latin?

>>81596095
Advanced Higher (I was in Scotland). along with Adv Higher English, French and Music.

>>81595807
how does he owe 600 quid in bills lmao

>>81596106
Debt builds debt de lad

>>81595807
Not enough for a ps5. He should take out an emergency UC loan

paid on tuesdeee
skint on wednesdeeee
it lush x

How did he even do it

Wonder if Helen knows SSM is in debt

We all have debts in life x

Cull all scots

Toffee crisp down the hatch

bennie lids, how long does that 200 pound have to last ssm? surely not a full month? does he get something else on top?

I went to private school when I was a teenager so obviously I was aware that my family were comfortably well off. despite that, it was nothing compared to some of the wealth of my classmates. but the real eye-opener was when I went to university (Edinburgh) and met all these London kids whose wealth was on another level. Chalets in Verbier, holidays in the Maldives, and now I know multiple people (all women incidentally) who have been bought houses in London which cost over 1 million in CASH by their parents. no mortgage, no nothing. I had a rich gf at uni so got to experience a taste of the good life, staying at her mansion in West London or going on holiday to her Dad's house in the Caribbean. but I let that slip through my fingers. ah well.

>>81596125
uploading constant vlogs about fucking nothing of importance daily over mobile data

Stinging headache atm reckon ive got a tumour de lads

>>81596171
I couldn't live on 50 quid a week. He will most likely sell one of his items

Some kino Tuesday arrivals indeed and it's a morning de lats.
>red angel (1966)
>the snake girl and the silver haired witch (1968
>joan of arc (1948)
>sign of the cross (1932)
Corrr, Sign of the Cross has some naughty pre-code titulations in it.

>>81596237
Corrr, maybe a bee got in your head while you slept? Pesky fuckers.

More money wasted on plastic discs. What a life.

>>81596286
Nought wrong having a hobby or collection, let the boy enjoy himself.

Wow! What an experience! Oh my days!

>>81596095
Latin is the stupid persons idea of an "educated person's language". Like when people think "serviette" and "toilet" are more posh than "napkin" and "loo" because they're too common to know. Greek is the language of highly educated people

>>81595794
>>81595807
That's like 4 mini pubcrawls, and that has to last an entire month.

>>81596317
Better off learning fucking Elvish than Latin.

>>81596254
Ingrid Bergman was a cute!

>>81596286
It's not really wasted if it brings him joy, is it? What's your hobby?

How do I send SSM money? I dont have paypal. Does he have bitcoin or monero?

>>81596332
I'm not against learning Latin. I do think it's a great language with a rich history (sounds like shit though). Certainly better than learning some wank like Dutch or Korean. Elvish is silly because you can barely even learn it because it's so fragmented and lacking. It's like trying to learn Etruscan

>>81596371
His hobby is being sat in his boxroom all day, ever day on britfeel complaining about anons and dollyposting. They don't call him boxroom dollymong for nothing

>>81596381
Cash all the way

or send him an item to trade in if you don't mind paying the cex tax

>>81596394
If I was rich I would send him some cash but unfortunately I am probably worse off than him.

>>81596390
What's your hobbiess, big man?

>>81596419
touched a nerve huh. Sad

ruthmong are you awake yet? theres a lady ruthmong started a thread on outer r9k

>>81596342
>>81596342

>>81596394
You really think SSM would have a bitcoin address?

>>81596424
So no hobbies then. Got it.

>>81596409
The trolls would be fuming if you did that. It's kinda weird how much they despise him, he does sod all except doss about and drink and jew some corpos out of credit.

>>81596429
Women think that is a good look which is why they all try to look like that nowadays when the reality is most men prefer a more natural look. They are cucking themselves hard there me lid.

>>81596446
Yeah there are people out there much worse than him they're just not making YouTube videos daily so you don't see it. He's practically harmless compared to some. Think he has good intentions but the demon drink does him in big time. No empathy in society anymore, all the comments are always just a bunch of livid wagies talking shit.

anyone got the webm where ebins phimosis wins on roulette?

Ebin introducing Tilde to his parents: 44 seconds

https://youtu.be/4OOxER8etp8?t=44

>>81596486
wheres the scene of tilde sitting in the car on the street by himself while Ebin posts on britfeel ignoring him? Much more realistic

Miss that zesty lad Yasim like you wouldn't believe.

>>81596317
it's less about learning the language itself and more about what it teaches you about the construction of language and how it relates to other languages. my mate did Latin at school, then Classics at uni, then a master's in linguistics, and now earns a shit load working in LLMs. it's interesting to see the direct line between his love of Latin at school and his career now. from the ancient to the modern innit.

>>81591278 (OP)
way to ruin my first 100% play through of the game

>>81596317
Whats the non-stupid persons idea of an educated person's language?

Latin really helps you with other languages, and specifically with Romanance languages, but even all of them, because it teaches you so many complex grammatical structures to provide you with a foundation for other languages

Nu breddington

>>81596580

>>81596490
>wheres the scene of tilde sitting in the car on the street by himself while Ebin posts on britfeel ignoring him?
Stuff like this is absolutely golden, /britfeel/ is better than any TV show ever produced at times