Thread 213434633

joe jackson edition

poo smells lmao

FIRST FOR I HATE NIGGERS

while i like the racism from racism lad I worry that he gets banned very often
rules are rules

>>213434747
why post this of all things at the beginning of each thread?

not a great day at church lads
was awkwardly trying to hang out with the cool kids afterwards

>>213434806
mental illness

>>213434807
the cool kids at church (65 year old women)

been wearing the same boxers for days to save on washing

Sir Blue Archiver

Fucking hell kettle just blew up when I tried to make a tea.

How's everyone else's day going?

>>213434850
Corrrrrrrrr, any skid marks?

>>213434787
i can dodge a ban but thanks for your support

>>213434873
pic related: me filling out my captcha

>>213434888
ugly brown wog claws

>>213434747

Lol

>>213434908
I support you further but you can't be saying that.

Just downloaded those porn games that Gog is giving away for free. Are any of them actually any good for wanking over?

nth for the baddiedem

>>213434925
himari gets arrested for disability fraud

feel sick

>there people itt that unironically play gacha
grim

>>213434747

>distinct transitioning odour

Lmao.

I believe the correct term is biofilm

>>213434936
:D

>>213434936
>>213434976
heatherpaedo!!

>>213434943
janny can't do shit about it though

got something really funny to post

>>213435016
Please stop I can't accept you harming yourself this way anymore.

>>213434948
what's this slags name?

>>213435025
go on then we're waiting

someone's part like a right cunt outside bet it's a bloody woman

Got a bit of a trip coming up. I am very, very bad in cars. Anxiety and that.

I've prepared:
>Headphones.
>Headphone cable so I can plug it into my phone because modern phones are dogshit
>Nintendo Switch with Tetris
>Karl Pilkington podcasts
>Music
>blindfold
>ear plugs
>more shit I can't think of atm
Anything other ideas? Not sure what will work so I want to take a bunch of different shit to try.

>>213435038
pee

>>213435041
*parked
fuck sake

>>213435012
I'm not heathermong :(

>>213434955
The jab gave her long covid, she deserves even more piggybacks

>>213435037
Angelicat

sir curry muncher

Giant woman pooing on all of Manhattan

>>213435060
Put a sock in it heathersexoffender

mad how much plastic there is in my recyling bin at the end of each week

>>213434974
i never use real money obviously, i'm not a mong

>>213435109
Eat less goyslop

Becoming increasingly concerned about this wave of internet censorship lads.

They're coming for archive sites as well.

This is insanely grim. I'm worried we will end up in a situation where literally everything online will be locked down. 4chan banned, whitelists, probably try blocking access to VPNs/Tor/Linux etc, any alternative sites like Odysee or Rumble banned, any browser that isn't Chrome or Edge banned.

Privacy advocates need to be screaming from the rooftops.

Gotta pay for a garden waste bin to dump my grass clippings in

>>213435109
feel guilty chucking out the glass even if it's jars of pasta sauce, jam, and alcohol free beer

my ban was so long that ive grown completely detached from 4chan culture. time to pass the torch. /brit/ belongs to the zoomers now

>>213435156
i've been doing that for years

Posting speed is slow today. ISPs finally enforcing bans?

For the lad who posted the UN study titled Replacement Migration pdf.

Of course states will do or try to do anything in their power to lower wages, whether direct wages or indirect wages (welfare/anything to do with labour reproducing). We know that there needs to be a pool of people from where bosses replace workers, unemployment is necessary to a certain level for capitalism to function unhindered.
What you are implying, the replacement of the white race, firstly is neither mentioned in the study (seeing as it includes Korea and Japan in the case study), nor is what is the true wager behind your rhetoric: the true wager remaining the subjugation and oppession of the working class, internantional as it has ALWAYS been in its composition. Whether agrarian versus urban or citisen versus immigrant, it has ALWAYS been the case that THAT is the way the bosses can wield the "replacement" card over our heads and the answer has ALWAYS been the FUCKING UNITY OF THE PROLETARIAT.

>>213435035
see I told you. I'm back and lil ol' jan can't do nothing about it

>>213435167
keep them and make your own chutneys and that

yeah?

>>213435170
Relax rorke. It was three days.

:D

>>213435206
yh

so this is rorke

not looking forward to this winter without the 4chins

>>213435173
Should be allowed to chuck them in a field, it's cut grass not a microwave, get done for fly tipping all the same though

umm hi

>>213435205
You're laughing while I have jars of pickles that are 3 years old that I didn't need in the first place.

>>213435156
take the mulchpill

that quark is a bit good isn't it

>>213434974
Yh

>>213435132
>spending money on chubas good
>spending money on gacha bad
Without us cygames spenders Uma never would've been conceptulised. You should be thanking us

you can never truly trust anyone whos never had any substance abuse issues

feels like it's only been a second since the last ww2 veteran was buried and and everyone has immediately started doing nazi salutes

>>213435257
spread it over your lawn then

janny is a faggot anyway. imagine working for free lmao
fucking waste man

>>213435280
>>213435132
only proper way to interact with gacha is to buy the figures and wank to the characters desu

catberg licking his willy and arsehole

>>213435282
what about someone who is been through multiple unrequited loves?

>>213435341
bet that feels good

>>213435341
record it and upload. im starved for porn

>>213435341
jealous?

we're going to die out here

pikachu amiibo hotglue [1080p]

>>213435341
you're a disgusting little rodent

doing nasty farts

got stripchat on

>>213435318
But then it would get them smered in coom batter dust. They're meant for a cabinet under your bedoom's Crucifix

>>213435389
:(

that irish wanker wrote all that out and no one replied LULZ

>>213435241
lol

>>213435170
How long?

>>213435418
its prob the functionally retarded greek wog who insists on posting here despite no one ever replying aside from people telling him to fuck off

>>213435154
backenders will become more common

you lot seen that trailer for the new war of the worlds? it's just ice cube in front of a webcam

should be illegal to have a physio this fit in the mens game, imagine her hands on you and not popping a chubber

fucking hate hate HATE this cloud

>>213435474
remember when mourinho's management of chelsea collapsed after he screamed at the female physio and all the players stop listening to him as a result haha

spent an hour wanking my small penis for a rather large cumshot now what tondo this fine sunday

>>213435474
british girls really still do that diarrhea spray tan look? christ almighty
nice bum thouhg

>>213435434
month

really need to we need to stend them all back
obviously not all of them are bad but it's still not worth the risk of having them here
even jeet doctors are universally less competent than white doctors, and the medical field is highly competitive so if we went them all back there'd be less pressure against white people going into medicine because they wouldn't have to get filted out by fucking diversity quotas

>>213434873
actually love Mari so much that I've completely lost interest in real women and instead just think about her all day

>>213434633 (OP)
Is she really going out with him?

>>213435506
Mods seem to be giving a lot of those lately. Odd.

>>213435500
to which've material without selling your visage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbD7VCGPOmM

ultrasonic sub edish

>>213435519
not good

Remember Battlefield Bad Company 2 lads?

>>213435525
usage is down so they cant discourage it too much. 4chan is dying

I just found out that not only is john shuttleworth not real, but he's played by the same man who sang gordon is a moron

why do people automatically assume you're a loser nonce if you're over 30 and you use the internet at all?
we were here first, fuck off

>>213435474
oh no physio you're not going to believe it i've only gone and got a msucular tension in the shaft of my cock that needs immediate attention

>>213435517
realistically how would we even implement remigration it feels like the sort of thing where there’d be hurdles at literally every step
it’d be political suicide, cunts would do their utmost to protest and blockade browns being sent home (that time in scotland with the ambulances), politicians would argue it’d fuck us over economically, i think we’re just doomed at this point

>>213435050
>tetris
Not good enough you need something you can really get into. For example a few weekends ago I got into pokemon legends arceus and i played it for 8 hours a day easy. I was so into it my house could have collapsed around me and i wouldn't have noticed.

just coomed
and now to finish my beveragino

>>213435050
Where's the remote controlled vibrating butt plug?

>>213435544
yes, I remember that. I can also remember gadget show, cajun squirrel crisps, going out with mates. lots of things.

selling my d visage on the GE so I can have a wank to dorgeshuun birds getting filled by big scaper cock

remember hope for the future lads
remember what you thought you would have achieved by now

spaffed a good un this morning, a trio of thick full ropes reckon if any woman was on the receiving end a baby would have been made

>>213435583
what beveragino? i would love to get on the cans on sundays but i have to visit mumberg on sunday nights

had my shower and changed into my posh boxers

>>213435519
She's adorable x

I caught recent gyaldem stream and forgot all about the Nimi fallout. Gyaldem peaks mog everything else

>>213435574
firstly we need to instill an autocratic government that doesn't have to stress out about getting votes from the bleeding hearts, secondly the economic slump is worth it because it would eventually bounce back stronger and more sustainable and with a guarantee of higher quality of life for citiens

>>213435474
>>213435501
she looks better with the pale natural look

your own personal penis

you can stop talking about women ive already came

>>213435611
time is luck

>>213435619
bockle of tuborg fici from heron

hoovering a bit of cock up me arse

charecter.ai smut wank on the cards

>>213435659
become heterosexual (i.e. normal) my good man

reformed ham sandwich for lunch

reckon we need to eliminate all words pertaining to religion from the public lexicon
for example, next time you hit your head or otherwise feel exasperated by something, don't say "jesus christ!", say "oh my word" or "err... this sucks... uhuhuhuh, uhuhuh"

16 mini muffins from tesco? rather peng

>>213435631
incredible arris on her

Any other 29 year old kissless handholdless virgin man in

Need to poo but do not want to get up and go poo

loads of fitties at the pub last night
obviously i did nothing

howling

No nonsense marmite on toast for dinner

do NOT google 99% of egyptian women

>>213435474
>>213435631
>>213435679
are these official club photos? if so, why are they taking so many photos of their physio?
>>213435701
right here

in my laboratory looking down a microscope wanking to cells dividing

>>213435691
utterly delectable bum and, dare I say, a most tongueable tuppence

>>213435707
if you go out on the pull can you reasonably expect to go back to her place instead of yours?
can't imagine bringing a girl back for a shag in my smelly evil incel lair with mumstein in the other room

>>213435701
me
also got a tiny pathetic cock that's actually quite ugly and a girl asked me out in school as a joke

is it just me or is the average person better looking than ever

>>213435679
Tower looks like a black bell end

>>213435679
you’re a pedophile

>>213435714
Mad how women will marry the worst possible suitor 9 times out of 10

>>213435744
not australian though am I lol

>>213435726
yep. this is the post

>>213435739
I have to say that Zoomers are all tall, wear designer, and go to the gym religiously. The average 18-25 year old has never looked better.

pacing around my concrete incel enclosure whilst muttering incoherently under my breath

>>213435726
dont think you're actually doing that

rorke struggling to pull a flag away from a woman here

Balding, farting, gaming, masturbating, and posting in my smelly bedroom.

>>213435737
always works out better if you can shag her at yours but if she wants to shag she will always be willing to go back to hers
shag van is the best way to go

>>213435762
yes you are
be quiet

>>213435780
leftymongs are really getting lazy with their psyops

>>213435780
which country is this? those buildings look awesomesauce

>>213435780
pathetic

>>213435783
why are you balding

>>213435768
>Zoomers are all tall, wear designer, and go to the gym religiously. The average 18-25 year old has never looked better.
Zoomers actually believe this

>>213435800
ya got me cobber

>>213435679
>Engagement ring
Dropped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqDbb7-dn9A

>>213435780
He has the spirit

>>213435580
Yeah I played that one, decent game. Too much story though. It's just hard knowing what game I'd get into like that. Anything with too much reading and I'll just get stuck reading the same sentence again and again as I'll struggle to focus.

>>213435588
Not allowed to use it in the car :/

>>213435813
I'm 29
First noticed it about 3 years ago
I'm thinning on top, RAPIDO

got my black chinos on today

>>213435841
why

>>213435784
this is the worst fucking webm ive ever seen it’s as if every pixel was handcrafted to enrage, just faggoty reddit shit of the worst kind
you ought to have your head smashed in with an anvil for having this saved im not even joking

>>213435780
>Tries to grab Palestian flag in anger
>Seig Heils as he walks away
Were not so different you and i

>>213435714
what a dumb bitch

>>213435846
>black chinos
*blasians

>>213435811
cor
ni hao ma xi jihen big boobs su xie xie fanny till i cum dui bu qi zaijin

im glowing incandescent with chud rage

>>213435857
>you ought to have your head smashed in with an anvil for having this saved im not even joking
and what if i originally made it?

Right lads planning my Autumn wardrobe. We going for chukka boots or chelsea boots this year?

need to hover up my smelly incel bedroom but I cba

bloated husk of a man me utterly cocked it all up

A glass of Bloody Mary cocktail with a large celery stick on a table in a pub (2019)

neighbour slamming his door again

[opening the wardrobe to reveal multiple copies of the same plain black tshirt and trackies]
right then, let's get this season's outfits co-ordinated.

Hate people who moan about everything

If enjoying the music of the Pet Shop Boys is gay call me a faggot

Hate people who moan about everything

>>213435884
then you’re a gargantuan faggot for doing so and an even bigger faggot for thinking it was worth posting
grown man sat in his squalid bedroom editing paedophilic anime shite into an epic niche lolcow meme for his internet friends

>>213435922
could've cut the end off the lazy cunts

hovering up my smelly incel bedroom lads

>>213435857
Gundamleaf is a pedo freak that should be euthanized desu yeah

lighten up you sad freaks its sunday

gutted

what if a woman had a willy extending out from inside her fanny like a xenomorph's little mouth

great british getty images mentioned

Any of you go to church today?

>>213436003
church of life yeah

Remember 2019 lads?
Remember the world before lockdowns and the Boriswave?

>>213436003
thought about it but i couldn't be bothered to clean my rifle

imagine being a libertarian gooner rn

>>>/wsg/5897416

Oh Mark...

>>213435995
*rattus norvegicus plays at full volume*

feel like SHIT

There's a huge disparity in the appearance of Zoomers. The only Zoomers that actually go outside are charistmatic, tall, looksmaxxed alphas (usually Zillennials). Younger Zoomers skew towards being socially anxious shut-in runts.

>>213436009
remember cky and jackass

twerking in the nude so my dangly footlong scrotum goes flying around the room like a pair of clackers

>>213436003
No as I don't worship desert gods.

>>213436029
Feel sorry for them. Must be hellish being an ugly short zoomer male and knowing your peers all look down on you to the point you can't go outside

>>213436037
?

Was at maccies this morning for a post night out bite to eat

Wtf happened to the triple cheeseburger? Is it just at my local that they've stopped selling it?

>>/wsg/5898559
mad that cunts are posting the exact same videos on that board as they were 10 years ago

>>213434888
Oh crap.

>>213436029
>good looking=good
>bad looking=bad
big revelation this

>>213436054
Christianity was the first Bolshevism.

>>213436003
Skipped it this time around, as per every Sunday aha

>>213436075
they've killed it the bastards
it was the best thing they did and they've killed it

>>213436077
fuck you you utter bastard cunt
>>>/wsg/5898559

>>213436003
i did but it was awakwrd cos all the cool kids were hanging around outside with each other and i was just awkwardly perched on the side

>>213436026
Wow, I suppose life on the PIP isn't that "lush" after all. Going to claim this as a Total Wagie Victory against Seaside Posters.

>>213436077
feels like a lot of places on the site are completely frozen in time in the worst way possible

Watching Andrew Tate faggot cocksucker hypno comps

>>213435784
https://youtu.be/aOro9nbAad4

>>213436083
How are they similar

What's the slowest board you use on here lads?

/n/ for me

>>213436083
hs?

watching a video

>>213436110
please just stop posting

any of you lads ever met a white guy with a paki gf

got a tickle in my anus

>>213436125
/vip/

>>213436125
/ck/

going to gfs mums house for a sunday roast, her dads a proper tarqoid gammon so shall be entertaining myself by provoking his rorke

NEED to poo

>>213436125
/vst/

>>213436163
your gf mum fit?

>>213436125
i only post here and spee matchthreads, cant imagine using a slow board refreshing for 6 hours before getting a reply

>>213436163
Tell him you were happy the British & Irish lions lost

the only way you can look confident or normal when you're by yourself is to be pre-occupied with your phone in a certain way (e.g. "I may be on my own right now but I have opportunities to not be hence why I'm on my phone"). has to be obvious your reading or writing a text though and you need a certain look otherwise people will assume you're playing games.

what's your excuse rorke?

>>213436115
https://smash-christianity.blogspot.com/2015/01/christianity-was-communism-of-antiquity.html

>>213436029
Got utterly mogged by my zoomer friend last night

He's been climbing every day for a year now since his gf dumped him and is now obscenely jacked

Thankfully I'm more handsome and I've still got time to get in shape (I'm 37)

Wish I had an Australian that seethed at all my posts too

gee wilikers cletus look at the size of that there gator

>>213436195
37 years young

>>213436196
ill fuckin bash your head in you flog

unc is 37 and hanging around with 20 years old lmao

>>213436132
https://youtu.be/Yub2XMwSm6w

>>213436213
Barely a kid

37. Just a kid!

>>213436192
he statusmaxxed and wholesomemaxxed, took a couple of years off to mensmentalhealthmaxx and now he's cashing in. smart cookie.

>>213436219
meet me at the poowong hotel then cunt

>I’m 37
know it’s bait but the thought leaves me terrified nonetheless

hevron is mine

>>213436163
ever shag him up his arse

>>213436222
What's wrong with that?

I have many friends, young and old

>>213436195
>37
Only a kid

>>213436192
I'm not a multi-millionaire.

>>213436190
i usually just check my watch and scratch my head when i feel like people are looking at me

>>213436190
also being occupied by your phone in public shows "I'm so alpha I don't have to be aware of my surroundings. I know for SURE I am not prey"

I'm 40 years old.
Bet you all think that's funny don't you.

>>213436245
I'm 36

l'm unironically 38

Anyone here use I2P?

>>213436239
>>213436263
>>213436228

>>213436284
>>213436285
>>213436291
>>213436298
uncs on a mad one

i'm not getting any younger

pipe2pipe bushman

Local rorkes in London block delivery scooter from leaving newly filled migrant hotel

I am 32 years and 11 months old

>>213436222
Zoomers are nearly all in their 30s now

i'm videogamemaxxing

>>213436306
EVIDENTLY CHICKENTOWN

no one as handsome and clever as me could ever become old

>>213436284
>>213436285
>>213436291
>>213436298
*snatches all your walking sticks away and pushes you all down a flight of three stairs, killing you instantly*

>>213436310
nobody is

>>213436323
I'm on the bridge of zoomer-millenial and I'm not even 30. Stop lying

Why aren't privacy advocates more agitated about the wave of online censorship?

This stuff is insane. Wouldn't have happened even 10 years ago

What the fuck is going on :(
The internet is going to be annihilated

>>213436193
You just sound like a Muslim trying to convince everyone that they believe in an 'Abrahamic' faith

>>213436195
>I've still got time
>I'm 37

>>213436195
why do you have a zoomer friend at 37
you noncing him?

>>213436374
wef

you've done me a great kindness

suddenly age gaps are weird and freaky if you're just friends

Zoomers thinking they'll never age is funny.

26, shall be lucky to see 27 without heart failure or cirrhosis of the liver. Thoroughly unpleasant life had thus far.

>>213436374
Ye'll own nuttin', ye'll wank to nuttin', and ye'll fookin do nuttin'.

>>213436390
Former colleagues

Don't think you can nonce a 6'3" man who weighs 215 lbs

sometimes feel like the biggest freak on earth in my 20s posting about poo and crisps but then i remember there are literal 30+ lads still doing the same

28 this year and already feel ancient
I've wasted away my best years

Smoking weed the same colour as the fiorentina kit

Anyone here young, dumb, and dripping with cum?

Here's that kid I was tellin ya about

>>213436417
>Don't think you can nonce a 6'3" man who weighs 215 lbs
its all about mentality

>>213436420
mental how you only get once chance

>>213436413
:)

>>213436420
>I've wasted away my best years
me too lol

what does a 37 year old have in common with 20 year old

>>213436432
Am I supposed to know who this is

>>213436432
ktim

>>213436413
>2020: You'll own nothing and you'll be happy
>2025: You'll own nothing and you won't be happy either

smoked that fluoro purple chinese kush and woke up in an ice bath with my spleen missing

>>213436453
We both like music and wine

>>213436446
Ok I will keep that in mind

>I've wasted away my best years
I wonder if you’ll learn from this and improve yourself so in your 40s you look back on your 30s with no regrets. You won’t though, pathetic fagit

>>213436485
ktimmers

ennit weird how i wanna shag 20 year olds but im 30

>>213436412
:(

>>213436477
You didn't though

Trying to hard buddy pack it in and have a rest

>>213436496
this but i'm 20

>>213436420
Same
I did try at least. I didn't spend all of my 20s locked away in my childhood bedroom, I just gave up after so many failures

>>213436503
next you’ll tell me star wars didnt actually happen

>>213436522
bit odd they've shown his turkish doctor and not the british man

>>213436522
so this is the so called cronem...

>>213436315
This Stratford?

>>213436522
looks like a teacher

>>213436557
>>213436557
>>213436557

get the free sheldon edition made

>>213436537
Mate you like cartoon children and fake robots while having no friends