Thread 81601597

Chinatown edition

/deepfeel/: DVDlad is a wealthy druglord

playing fortnite and watching fishtank

i went there many times it was quite chinese

>>81601620
In reality: He is a mentally ill shut in, heavily in debt

>>81601631
oh my days ur such a zoomette

>>81601552
Welcome to the NHK
Genshiken

>>81599683
I'm not jacked, I just got back into running, cycling and eat more. Lucked out with the GF, I could easily be posting here single as I did for years. I think like most people you end up with a job and have less time to post.

>>81601597 (OP)
Its not British if its chinkee.

>>81601604
That's fair mate I like my aggro sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN6XTKY-AeQ

What went wrong guys?

>>81601697
its called britfeel not jewfeel or sandfeel

>>81601738
eeerrm /britfeel/ is pro Israel sweetie

>>81601750
I'm anti/pol/ on either side of it

I deeply dislike both sides, but holy shit it's hard to see Iran as anything but a pathetic yapping spastic dog. Israel is simply better at governing, warfare, espionage etc.

Khamenei is a senile old loser. His country is a shambles to levels barely seen outside of Britain and Canada.

>"I deeply dislike both sides, but"
>sucks the cock of one side to the point of lying

>>81601631
Ricky Berwick alert de lass

>>81601798
Cope. Everything I've said is true - Iran is genuinely pathetic. They have been spouting out the most egregious rhetoric about wiping Israel off the face of the planet for decades, and now push comes to shove they do nothing because that's all they can do. I don't have to like Israel to see that they're obviously the 'strong horse' in this one.

>"A Blackburn man who abused his position to grant asylum applications for money has been jailed"
>Blackburn man
>Imran Mulla

>>81601547
Seen this new lain blu ray a steelbook one it says september 2025.Ave got the normal blu ray its nothing exciting or anything but i like it.
>>81601597 (OP)
Ave been there if its the london 1, loved going there w my sister, and theres a japan shop down the street from piccadilly circus that was like a cafe n stuff.Chinatown in london was the first time i got the spiel about "we cant take scottish bank notes its not legal tender", had a bit of a panic cus id never heard that before my first time in london THE BIG APPLE! but i got used to it after a while.

>>81601826
Double cope, still waiting for you to argue against anything I've said. What would it take for you to believe that I dislike Israel? Fuck Israel. I hope Israel gets wiped off the face of the planet.
Now, if the plan is to wait for Iran to do it...

>>81601832
>a japan shop down the street from piccadilly circus that was like a cafe n stuff.
oh my lush was it japan centre x

>>81601860
Lmao, are you brown?

>>81601819
i know, my jaw literally dropped
also i can see his butt.

>>81601754
karma desu should have paid that alcoholic genie for finding your earbud

>>81601852
Am not too sure now desu but it sold books n stuff. And general sort of souvenir gifts.If am remembering it right there was a cafe on the level where you walk in, then you walk downstairs nd it was books n stuff like that.Got some mangas in japanese that i bought even though i couldnt read them I thought when in Rome.

>Y-Y-YOU'RE BROWN
Checking off the full /pol/tard checklist of weak comebacks and non-points.

>>81601887
I made plenty of points, you haven't made a single one.

Think my fav thing in london was british museum desu.Could walk around there all day.

just hate london m8s
too much shite

>>81601900
Isn't their whole thing now about giving everything back to the countries of origin? They get giddy at the thought of depleting the museum to nothing. Quite perverse when you think about it.

>Y-Y-YOU'RE BALD/BALDING
>Y-Y-YOU'RE FAT
>Y-Y-YOU'RE GAY
>Y-Y-YOU CAN'T PROVE YOU'VE HAD SEX
Checking off the full /feel/tard checklist of weak comebacks and non-points.

>he's still seething about being mocked for being an obvious retard
Sad lad

>>81601875
hope he's here to stay for a bit

>>81601782
i don't think anyone is doubting that Israel is 'good at war', anon. in this particular case, that's not a good thing. they're the aggressors.

>>81601914
Mind there was a drama about the Elgin Marbles, and some stuff from Cyprus

>>81601697
The US told Iran in advance about the attack, Iran told the US in advance about it's attack.

All a shoe for netanyahu

>>81601936
I literally don't care about who started flinging shit at whom. I want nothing to do with the conflict and I wish both sides could lose. Trump was right - both sides are retards who have no idea what the fuck they're fighting over any more. It's just a pure ethno-religious blood feud.

>>81601955
>I want nothing to do with the conflict and I wish both sides could lose
then why do you keep fucking posting about it

>>81601882
yeah it well lush there x

went into one of the London museums and they search your bag.

just remember thinking what the fuck is this, it's a museum. also, that they REALLY went through some Asian family's bags, thoroughly, whereas me and my friend both had bags and they just took a quick peek and we were alright to go in. IF i had some weapon or explosive device, i'd have gotten away with it, unlike this family clearly just on a nice day out.

No strawbs in Lidl, its over

>>81601967
Probably protestors mate. All the climate activists seem to think the best way to stop oil is to smash artifacts or spray over paintings etc.
Also could be knives as it's london but I dunno.

>>81601967
museums are alright go to them all once and thats about it

>>81601961
The only posts I've made in the thread were my initial one which was because others in the thread were talking about it and then responses to the mong calling me an Israel shill.

Doing a duet with Crossy to this, Me on lyrics him on piano

https://youtu.be/tawHuI7KHR0

>>81601982
So continually posting lots about something you don't care about and to defend your stance over it?
If only there was an entire board to post that kind of shit about...

sometimes i wonder if i really do mean cor.

>>81601967
which one? i prolly worked there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRgWvvkSvfk

Every day is like slow death.

>>81601976
this was 10ish years ago. maybe now they'd see me and think i could be one of them incels going around. profile ME, just non-racially (yes i was deeply offended)

>>81601977
yeah this one had a space exhibit, was more glitzy than informative (you went through an escalator into some tunnel, then it was mostly flashing lights and toy type stuff than information)
it WAS good as a one-off, don't get me wrong, but it wasn't like seeing ancient swords or having a go on old computers

Trocadero is where Segaworld was that opened in 96 n closed 99, pic rel but when i frist went to london in 2010 there was still a wee arcade inside n stuff,not on the same scale i guess but It was kewl.Seems like that was the final year before it closed,I had no idea til i looked it up.Yeah now its getting turned into a ehhhh................Well ill just choose to remember it as it was back then
>>81601986
Nice tune
>>81601967
Was it free entry?Suppose anyone could be walking in.Never had that at british museum though.

>>81602015
>>81602043
does this ring any bells? 2015-2016 or so, i think?

the escalator looked like you were going into an arsehole.

>>81602043
I've lost track of time when it comes to CURRENT HAPPENINGS so I dunno if it was as big of a threat back then. Or if it's just something they always watched out for.

Get incelprofiled nerd. Or they think you're gonna be like that spacker at Tate who lobbed some kid over a balcony.

Might make a twitter account to post blackpilled misery shite with other incel losers.

they still do random bagchecks and some places even have airport style security

i went to the big video game exhibit at the Life Centre in Newcastle, i beat Super Mario 64 by doing that backwards-long-jumping trick to go through doors and up those infinite stairs.

felt pretty pleased with myself and impressed my friend, then this guy who was watching me goes,
"you cheated."
"ha, yeah. just this daft trick."
"you cheated, though."
or something to that effect. he seemed genuinely annoyed i'd beaten Super Mario 64 with these glitches ;_;

>>81602107
"i like that jump"

>>81601972
I jst get raspberries if theres none,its not the same but its better than nothing if theres no strawb i get raspb if theres no rasp i get blueb,guessing most ppl have the same ranking

>>81602078
i had no clue and the lass i was visiting didn't tell me. i didn't have anything but i took some weed down, i could have just had weed (if they'd care about that).

i guess in London that's just a given? reminds me of when you see those American high schools that have metal detectors and dedicated security guards/police officers. at what point do you not go "something has gone terribly wrong" and put things back to normal?

how come i can get Egyptian strawberries all the way from Egypt, but they go off in the fridge after a couple of days?
how did they survive the journey? and/or being in Egypt, where it's warm and not a fridge?

Codeines kicking in bigly.Need a lie down.Oh aye

>>81602150
Probs pit blackb > blueb ever tryed Mulberries?Waitrose has them

maybe I should pick up a codeine addiction so I can finally relax and stop caring

>>81602061
Apparently they were supposed to play this tune as you go up into the arsehole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zts332Y-nyg
But nah, didn't work there. Worked at the British Museum and at another, remaining nameless for now

What a riff though...

>>81602207
I'll be honest I just dont like strawbs, unless they are something like the peak of peak freshness.
>Waitrose
I don't vote tory, luv

The Bear is some of the most reddit tier shite I've ever watched. Fucking toss.

>>81602227
Seen Succession? About to start s4. Not really digging it all that much to be honest.

>>81602227
is it good Reddit (IT Crowd, Peep Show, Scott Pilgrim) or bad Reddit (Brooklyn Nine Nine, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Marvel)?

>gooning like crazy on discord chatting to other whitebois while watching BBC porn
>mother later asks me what BBC show I loved so much because she heard me talking about it

>>81602240
Nah, looks totally unappealing to me.
>>81602251
Bad reddit, but it's a serious show not a comedy. Also come on lad Scott Pilgrim is gay.

>>81602273
fuck sakes lad move out yeah? gooning in mums boxroom isn't a great look for your late 30s is it

>>81602280
a show about a straight person is gay
make that make sense

>>81602273
Except this didn't happen, did it, lad?

>>81602156
They are kept in a higher nitrogen atmosphere than normal air during tranport.
If we all have nitogen stoage facilities at home we'd save a fortune on food not going off.

Spent the past 2 hours applying for jobs.. shall we take bets on how many even get back to me?

>>81601986
Brings a tear to the eye it does

>>81602288
Early 20s but yes.
>>81602294
Unfortunately it did.

>>81602300
Christ lad I feel your pain. Job hunting is fucking grim. Genuinely depression-inducing.

>>81602280
>Nah, looks totally unappealing to me.
Probably not missing out on much lid. Any recs tho?

>>81601900
I love it because I've always wanted to see the Rosetta Stone

>>81602280
Scott PIlgrim is just on the cusp of being actually good, even with all the nerd/pop culture referencing. it's entirely down to Edgar Wright and the visual effects.

>>81602078
They did a bag check before entering the Lying in State of Liz

SHE SAW RAMONA FLOWERS
AND FELT SO EMPOWERD
BY A MOVIE MADE IN HOLLYWOOD

>>81602300
>>81602314
lol I have a work history since 16, stem msc, work experience within the field, had a professionally made cv, multiple indian recruiters at my disposal + I would directly contact employers and go irl in some cases and it took me 557 applications to land my not so terrible civil service job. Fkn mental out there.

feel sorry for anyone who has learned a foreign language, drawing, painting, Photoshop, programming, or creative writing in the past 10 years or so. what a waste.

>>81602349
I learnt a foreign language and it was based though. Banged so many foreign birds. Made buck as a emergency translator. Got a bunch of good jobs.

>>81602349
>what a waste.
that's definitely not true of languages, sure for business applications it's not as useful, but for personal it is

>>81602341
YOU KNOW YOU TURN ME ON
EYES SO WHITE AND LEGS SO LOONG
BUT DON'T TRY TO TALK TO ME, I WON'T LISTEN TO YOUR LIES
YOU'RE JUST AN OBJECT IN MY EYES

YOU'RE JUST AN OBJECT IN MY EYES

God has definitely saved me a couple of times, but for 99.9% of the time he just lets me wallow in misery

>>81602316
Off the top of my head:
>True Detective season 1 (stay away from other seasons)
>Fargo
>Giri/Haji
>The Sopranos
>The Wire
>Narcos season 1

>>81602360
try some machine translations lad, they're not the joke they used to be.
speech recognition now just works, you CAN translate in real time.

This is the calm before the storm, but there are some serious happenings ahead

>>81602322
But where are your fiction books, lad?

>>81602389
>Sat in some bar in Beijing
>They are all fluently speaking Mandarin
>You are typing stuff into ChatGPT every 15 seconds

>>81602399
I dont really have fiction books, but I have non-language books

>>81602407
>typing
why?
there are devices to capture audio, and to play audio aloud OR exclusively in your ears, lad.

have you recently come out of suspended animation?

the lice MURDERED Bleep

Had raspberries because Lidl had no blueberries or strawbs

>>81602424
I half expected you to reply with one of those, but for some reason I expected the "In some decades, nothing happens, and in some weeks nothing happens" one

Cheeka hasn't been here for a few days has he? Worried about that little gayboy

>>81602455
I hovered over that one but ultimately chose the other

>>81602445
i buy mixed frozen fruit, its frozen within hours of picking rather than being in a punnet decompsing on the shelf for days. I do recommend it, make lovely slushy smoothies with a bit of milk chucked in.

>>81602433
In a social situation? Come on lad, although I suppose if you're even entertaining the thought your autism will be the bigger barrier

>>81602467
I like eating frozen strawbs but it hurts my teeth

< This is me and crossy

Cheers

Bet Crossy's ego must be going through the fucking roof at the moment

32 year old glaswegian crossdresser

31 year old Sacrborian NEET

Favourte band when I was a teenager? Either Interpol or The Strokes

Me and Crossy x

>>81602612
That's a really convincing tattoo of a vagina Crossy has on his taint

>>81601900
they are pro-israel now

Anyone here seen Lucio Fulci's The Beyond?

>>81602015
alri fellow museum worker lid x

>>81602612
>crossy
>female
Are you saying you're a bird and crossy's pounding you?

Leave are crossy alone, mong

>>81602513
eva is one of his better creations to be fair

>>81601870
No, it's Shippy. For a former BNP member, he sure loves browns.

>>81602756
That wasn't me going on about Iran/Israel in this or the end of the last thread

Although I am indeed pro-Iran

>>81602349
If you enjoyed the challenge, it's not a waste of time, you miserable little anhedonic crab-bucket cunt. Just because you can't be arsed to do anything, you don't think anyone else should be either.

anyone else browse 4chan on their work laptops (at home)? been doing it for 4 years and no one has ever said anything to me so imagine it's ok. eva6, as someone in IT, would you be able to see if an employee was browsing a dodgy website if they were doing it in their home and not on work wifi?

>>81602824
>would you be able to see if an employee was browsing a dodgy website if they were doing it in their home and not on work wifi?
Depends. I assume they can access the laptop as you're likely connecting to the work network via a VPN or tunnel or some shit, and then they can just check the browser history and event logs.

I used to get to school early every day and have a wank in the disabled toilets. The thrill of getting caught made it what an experience.

>>81602820
>you miserable little anhedonic crab-bucket cunt
you'e absolutely done him lad

Me? Mentally ill.

Anyone here ever stalked someone physically IRL? What's a good procedure to go about it

Me? Don't wanna work

>>81602965
Used to follow schoolgirls about and take creepshots but I was a schoolboy so fair game I reckon.

>>81602472
me? i'd plug it directly into character.ai and live my whole life repeating what the character says through an earpiece. saves me the effort of LARPing as an autist LARPing as a likeable person.

Garn have to start firing nukes soon

>>81602820
i'm coming from a position where i feel sorry for them because of the time wasted, lad. i'm not going
>haha i'm GLAD they wasted the time, effort, and possibly money/formal education because i am a gremlin who gets off on schadenfreude!!

same goes for any previous instance where technology has superseded a skill set. if they did it out of some quaint/historical novelty, like how people do traditional farming, get into calligraphy, whatever, fine. but they didn't KNOW this new tech was coming along, did they? they drew because that's how you produce pictures. otherwise, artists wouldn't be bothered, they can still draw, it hasn't been taken away from them.

Garn down Iran soon to fire off a few nukes. Oh my days!

When I try to pay cash for anything these days it's such an odd procedure.
>That'll be 18.95
>Hold out 20 bong note
>They are typing the sum into the machine oblivious to me holding the note
>They then look away
>After about 20 seconds they look back and see me holding the note

>>81602965
nah but my dad had a stalker back in the day. she used to turn up outside our house and stare in the window kek

>>81603091
make a show of getting the cash out, even if you already have it handy (isolate the best change you can to one pocket).
sometimes i just ask "can i pay with cash?" (slowly becoming a REAL question) or simply say "cash."
flows well enough, gets the point across.

>>81603091
Get with the times grandpa! Nobody pays by cash anymore! Oh my days! Garn down the local shop to confuse the zoomers with me 20 squid notes!

12 hours now. basically a sleep away.

Me? I'm Pro-Russia

So last night I was laying in bed next to my dog (who happens to be named Yoghurt). All was good and I was about to sleep when all of a sudden I heard this strange snarl coming from Yoghurt (my dog). "ROH RY RAYS!" bellowed out of him as he ripped a massive fart right in my fucking face, with a particular particle of poo hitting my tonsils like a Japanese bomber. Fuckin' 'ell, I shouted "OH MY DAYS!" right back into the cunt's face and said no more Whiskas for you wee man.

>>81603112
In tesco after a certain time they close the last cash till and only let you pay by card

>>81603179
OH MY DAYS lad I am HOWLING at this

wish there was still a Soviet Union to compete with the US
and a possibility of us joining

>>81603154
what have you got planned for tomorrow lad

>>81603082
get back to masturbating and endlessly consuming slop little lad

>>81603184
absurd, this. local uni has all these signs saying "we are now a CASHLESS campus".

i feel like anywhere that offers goods or services should be required to take cash. apparently this isn't the case, "legal tender" is some misunderstood term, but it should be this way round. cards require an internet connection, machinery, sometimes fees, so fuck that. "sorry, we don't take card", fine. "sorry, we don't take cash", should get you fined. and you have to pay the fine in cash.

>>81603215
based cash using anon. I'm surprised it's survived this long actually

>>81603207
it's druggie post mong pining after the postie bringing him his ket at 11am tomorrow

>>81603212
you probably consume slop without knowing.

don't pretend this whole time you were keeping track of every artist who made every drawing, worked on every music track, did every VFX shot in your kinos, etc.
you weren't savouring it like it was a fine wine, you were consooming already. i DO remember online artists arguing about digital vs traditional art, that debate's gone away now. AI is just another tool. it's the end result that matters.

>>81603224
>pining after the postie
nah, we're just friends.

going to Italy tomorrow to see my long distance gf

going to FurAffinity tonight to see my long distance bf

>>81603215
it is within their rights to refuse payment of any kind for goods or services. what you need to do is take the item without payment or insist on payment after services rendered thus creating a debt which requires legal tender i.e. cash to be accepted

>>81603304
>without payment or insist on payment after services rendered thus creating a debt which requires legal tender i.e. cash to be accepted
That's also not what legal tender means. You can make a debt contract which is paid back in any kind of asset.

>>81603304
yeah i recall this with some auditor guy, the advice in the comments was actually fascinating.
but how does it work, in practice?
>that's theft.
>no actually, i am in debt.
then is it the police or some civil court's responsibility to send you a letter? you owe 30p for that chocolate bar, and THEN they have to accept cash as a form of debt repayment?

Still reckon someone should make a personality where you only post or reply in haikus

>>81603304
>it is within their rights to refuse payment of any kind for goods or services
Can I refuse if I don't like the look of a customer?
Just don't like the look of em is all.

I post in /britfeel/
and I'm known by a gimmick
I post in haikus

>>81603332
interesting point lad, at what point does the debt exist, perhaps legally the debt may only exist after civil enforcement proceedings occur, however morally the debt exists from the moment the item is picked from the shelf, therefore cash payment must be accepted
>>81603359
i believe so lad

I've never had love
This probably will not change
I will die alone

Life has no meaning
I'm just runing down the clock
until i pass away

My postie is a fit pale lass with a nice arse and when she delivers packages she always asks me how my day is going.

Spackers graze from trays
eva6 has a huge cock
DVDLad won

my suffering ends
when the flame of life blows out
I hope its not long

never stood a chance
hope is teased every day
but its all futile

Time cannot go back
we only have the future
and its even worse

destined to suffer
some days are good but most grim
it will all end soon

gimmick arises
it gets posted til the end
we've all had enough

the worst time to live
we dont have to live for long
for this too shall pass

noone posts with me
alone in gimmicks as life
solitude forever

cum shit piss
shit piss cum
it all goes up my bum

>>81603504
Good evening SIC

The nightly vidyagrind shall commence shortly. Been asleep last few hours, just felt really tired after having me tea. Got that shwarma wrap for later too so get in there.

bloke moves to Thailand
Shags some trannies up the bum
a sprogless wagie

>>81603406
Not sure what this means exactly de lid.

>>81603517
Surprise you didn't get a ban for your mad one last night. Convinced you are a jannie yourself me lid.

>>81603517
>Been asleep last few hours
naps are amazing desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdtIfp7WB0w

There is one cruicial thing I've fucked up, probably beyond repair. As they say, first impressions count

>>81603526
oh dear, he won't like this....

My dad got his fair share of divine intervention too

Ruth's arse and fanny

Wagies, mostly sprogless, climbing into bed
but not before they survey the routing hairs on their head
restless legs, bloodshot eyes, scraping the last of the /britfeel/ thread
shot from trial to tribulation, yet still you will be dead.

haikus in English?
do not work
for complex reasons

shippy, sic, and bn, packed in a bath
sic sharts, makes the water brown:
with all the blubber, spilling over the tub,
there's no room for a turd to drown

Weird how Christian lasses support an attractive man that had relationships with teenage children. Men like him didn't deserve to live a long life because of his sins. Such a superficial girl she is.

>>81603634
I'm sure her deano boyfriend is loving it.

Walker was an attractive nonce. Simple as. Females cannot see anything wrong with attractive men. They play it down.

>>81604033
It's not weird at all, if women find a man attractrive, they'll defend literally anything he does, if they don't, they'll attack anything he does

Your problem is taking the opinions of women seriously

Another day draws to a close. Nothing happened, nothing ever happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjU9uGxoXxg
a bit of kino for you lads x

>>81604054
Definitely. I reckon Ruth has let him stick it up her bum a few times.

>>81604033
i knew some pseudo-feminist lass who, as a teenager, did the whole cybersexing-older-men-online thing. but later in life she loudly did the whole "ick ick ick 25-year-old men dating 16-year-olds?!" shock reaction, any time that came up in the news.
she was also a massive David Bowie fan. guess he was "allowed", for some mysterious reason.

There has only ever 1 de jure happening, and 0 de facto happenings

>>81604103
I don't take their opinions seriously. Especially a female who pretends to care about Christianity. There is no god saving anyone.

The modern, young female is Chad only. Chad will always have a halo over his head for as long as he is attractive. He can be a rapist and even a murderer...some girl will worship him. If you point out anything you get told you're a negative person.

>>81604194
Women shouldn't have rights at all, the arabs know this all too well

>>81604194
>There is no god saving anyone.
so we're all meat machines, just animals with more advanced intelligence who have developed civilisation.

of course women want the sexiest men. what's your 'point' here? what's the alternative?

SSM did really well in life getting that Egyptian qt

Soz r kiddz... spent another hour just spamming out job apps, custom sover letters n tha. Watched rhe boston strangler while i did some surveys for some beer money tommorow and now its trainspotting 2.. last can of the night.. and im bored again

>>81604251
>and now its trainspotting 2
was going to put that on myself but probably Garn beddington insteadington

just had a big wank
came buckets i did indeed
i feel immense shame

The recent Iran/US exchange is so interesting. Both sides pretended to attack each other, but they both know who their mutual enemy is.

>>81604157
Yeah these women see the wall coming and immediately start shaming men that like young women. They're no longer getting any attention from men that are attractive. They don't want to lower their standards as their ovaries start to deteriorate.

>>81604156
I'm sure he's absolutely fine with drunken vanilla sex.

my whorish eva
i fucked farts out of you dear
distinctive they were

>>81604302
I'm sure he does enjoy having his knob buried in Ruth's tuppence, yes.

>>81604229
It always makes me sad when you say this. It sounds like it comes from such a lonely place.

Taking a break from smoking weed at the moment. Enjoying having a sharper mind but miss comfy stoned late nights. Hopefully I will have some crazy vivid dreams though.

>>81604293
it's sad, because hypocrisy aside, she clearly went through some shit. she was pretty, everyone fancied her. now in her 30s, she has married some bloke who, i think, is in his 50s. don't talk to her any more, i HOPE she's happy and a bit more sensible, because damn.

very representative of a type of woman, and honestly it's just grim. her looks faded in a matter of years. must be utter shite if you're a woman and that happens to you. "the wall" is sexist (just is) but it's not wrong.

>>81604316
You could say that about the entire arab (and basically african) world though, the modern west is an extreme anomoly. Many of those people are very happy, very functional, and still hold those opinions.

I think I've said this before, but when I said similar things pre-2014 people would just say "Oh you only say that because you're a virgin", and literally post-coitus I was laying there thinking "I still don't think women should have rights"

Of course the better a person's life is the less likely they are to question the status quo, but ultimately I doubt my views on this would change at all regardless of if I had a gf/wife.

There's an objectivity to it too, the less rights women have the more sprogs they have, so ultimately women having rights is a deathknell for any society that has them.

>>81604350
>must be utter shite if you're a woman and that happens to you
In reality, you're meant to use your good looks as a woman to bag the best man you can, at which point he's stuck with you once your looks fade

>>81604398
implies to men too, in a way. i mean you could BECOME that 50something guy, maybe you're rich or whatever.

but your hair goes and your penis stops working. 18-30 is the time to bag a partner-for-life (16-25 for women).

She is going to be a strong, independent woman with her thousands of dollars worth of income from mostly men.

>>81604423
men are at fault, here. don't give them money.
as long as these women are registered self-employed and actually declare their income, there's no problem.

>>81604442
Corrrr get in Shippy de lad- any purchases in mind?

>>81604263
Ive seen it once but ive still too much energy to go to bed yet.. sad thing is it just gives me the feely feels. Reminds me of all the shit i used to do with the lads. Tbh i get sad thinking about it but we cant live in the past. Its why we fell behind as a nation i reckon

>>81604472
Nah, was going to top up utilities etc but they are all maxed out, also spent a lot this month on hiking gear/fuel etc.

>>81604452
Don't support them ever. Make them earn money legitimately. Why the fuck would some randoms be interested in someone's mundane day to day life vlogs and asmr? She couldn't give a toss about most men unless they are actually Chad tier.

>>81604442
How tf do you make that as a vanman

>>81604511
men like pretty women, but if it's online then it's pretty international. i'm fine with siphoning money from Google/rich perverts abroad, bringing it into OUR economy.

>>81604518
by not being on minimum wage for one.

>>81604383
It is so sad to hear all that but I wish you happiness and peace

Charles Laughton my favourite actor and Katherine Hepburn my favourite actress. It's as simple as that me lids. Close second for actress are Marlene Dietrich and Joan Crawford. Close second for actor are Daniel Day Lewis and Matthew Lillard.

>>81604314
He's not going to last with her. He's got the look of a lad who will take the opportunity to shag a good variety of girls.

>>81604489
Nice to see you're getting into hiking- do you ever frequent /out/ at all? I used to post in the pipe thread from time to time.

Jammers keeps saying 'in life', I swear the anon here who claims to have a big youtube channel with his name in is Jammers

>>81604611
we all jammers in life x

>>81604579
Do you fancy him?

Been on that Wortnite grind me. About halfway through this seasons Battle Pass now. Garn have that Shawarma wrap now and watch a new wepisode of Rick and Morty then off to beddingtons for some ASMR. No wooze tonight, life's better without them nasty hangovers x

>>81604628
got a cute nappy on, little lad?

>>81604622
Nah of course not. I'm not into dick.

I been watching The Sign of the Cross (1932) but it has an intermission so will watch the rest tomorrow. Love intermissions. Oh aye!
Apparently Johnny Depp based his performance as Jack Sparrow off of Charles Laughton's performance in Hitchcock's Jamaica Inn (1939). Cracking film that, quite a different kind of Hitchcock about pirates in early 1800s Cornwall.

>>81604655
Jack Sparrow is just Johnny Depp impersonating Keith Richards. whenever he says anything else, he's just being pretentious.

Hopefully her sprog won't be diagnosed with autistic spectrum disorder. She has tried multiple times to get pregnant but most ended with miscarriages. Her genetics must be shif beyond her looks. At least it's a girl so life will be easy mode.

>>81604655
I've had a few pasties in the Jamaica Inn as a child, on the way down to Mullion for our caravan holidays.

>>81604611
I'm not jammers. I don't slave away in factories and warehouses. He's got a sad life. Trapped now because his dad got the denentia. Hasn't had a girlfriend since 19. Just goes to show male income is very important for relationships.

That's enough "Stranglers of Bombay (1959)" for tonight, sleep well all.

>chinatown
>white people everywhere

>>81604628
Ive just gotten into bed, couldn't watch T2, just making me sad ya know..,
Choose life,
Chose bed

>>81604671
Perhaps. Didn't they even get Keith Richards to play his dad? Anyway if you watch Laughton's performance in Jamaica Inn it COULD be true.
>>81604715
Is it still standing lid? Sounds lush.
>>81604721
Haven't seen enough Hammer films, me.

>xbox message
>why are you online all day
>do you even work (lol)

and that's why you appear offline lads.

>>81604628
Helperlad, listen to this you might like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EHqrO8MVfY
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWHAH.
IF YOU ARE NOT WITH ME ME ME ME ME YOU ARE MY ENEMY ME ME ME ME ME

>>81604774
>my wife plays on my account while she's looking after the kids
>btw...how did YOU notice unless YOU'RE also online all day?

>>81604774
Who's messaging you asking that? It none of their business. Luckily my BFF since childhood knows I'm a spacker and avoids such questions.

>>81604763
It was a tourist trap basically. And we were tourists. It was ok- the pasties were mediocre. I remember being disappointed by mine, but I pretended to be thrilled as I knew that my parents had really scrimped and scraped so that we could go on that holiday.

>>81603179
Its a cute name for a dog

Had a dream me n my mmy were locked out the house nd had to break into the house to get back in....nicotine patch moment

>>81604868
*Secretly gives you a cuddle while Ebin isn't watching*

>>81604864
Sounds like your parents really loved you anon.

Whats if called like your shin but behind. Got a weird pain there past few days. Same side my knee is nerve damaged. Oh aye.x

>>81604928
backnee
calves

Yea that's it. Near ankle

made the mistake of saving money instead of spending it
might just get something like 70g of ket instead of constantly buying 7g
not like that's going to count as assets or a bailiff could repossess it

>>81604864
Thats cute i was like that with my mmy but my wee sis was a nightmare for constanrly demanding stuff not saying I was a Saint i think it was just an age thing. But later on in life shes gotten a lot more out of life while ave learned that Shy boys don't get sweeties

>>81604989
If yiuve got a lot of it its more illegal unitonically

possession is 9 tenths of my baws

Love a puffin desu
Classic British bird/wee penguin

>>81605020
Seen a load of them when I went to Rathlin Island they are cute.

>>81605010
yeah but i'll just say "this isn't actually with intent to supply, i was just being a savvy consumer"
and they'll go "oh. well, we're still doing you for the possession crime."

also i'll keep it in TWO separate places, King Solomon style. so i'll have half to come home to after the court case.

>>81605030
Looks like a comfy place to be

In that beddingtons now. Garn watch some YouTubes on me laptop for a bit now x

>>81605020
>>81605051

>Puffins

Based. I seen them on Farne Islands two years ago when I did that boat trip. They are womfy little critters. I hope they recover from that bird flu outbreak as I know that hit them hard.

for me it's the bars

>>81605154
Looks v kewl that

>>81605198
In aldi the penguin knock offs is seals. Penguin biccys make me think of my grannys desu and animal bars

Waitrose caterpillar cake is called. CECIL. Lol. I loved the tesco 1 when I was wee but I had the m&s one some bday last few years n it was lush

for me it's a slice of Billy Bear ham and one of those pirate shampoos

They're getting more expensive every day

>>81605306
For sum reason id thought they changed billy bear nd it was minging now but its still good

>>81605316
Would fxing scoff that desu

Loved bubble baths as a kid me. Dreamcore vibes x

>>81605316
>35p
fucking hell

Its hard being a choccy lover in a world of calories x