Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate edition

eva6 and her tuppence

would you go out with me i got a canine tooth missing x
>>81554746
not got the money for that :(

>>81554664
>but my mum refused to buy and let me try anything else for some reason.
Yeah same lol. I didn't have any money either. She just bought me the cheapest ASDA tighty whities she could find. Like 3 quid for a pack of 10 or some crazy shit. Got bullied in school cause when I got undressed for PE the lads would see and laugh. They told girls and one girl pantsed me in year 11 in front of another while I was doing a pull-up. Was embarrassing desu de lad.

>>81554850
unless you're missing half your gob redneck-style i couldnt give a toss

this week he's eaten mcdonalds 3 times and kfc once, wonder whats for dinner tonight and what colour tray will be used

>>81554864
>wonder whats for dinner tonight
Probably long overdue heart failure

I don't have a phone or a number. Hard to believe. Had one ages ago but they disabled it if you're not making paid calls. Probably locked out of some accounts with that 2FA.

>>81554864
>wonder whats for dinner tonight and what colour tray will be used

>>81554839
Phwoar look at the size of that acer

>>81554873
oh look at that the christmas special x

Mummy cooked a curry for me this evening was wuvely. Do enjoy having my tea done for me at 33 x

>>81554888
bit fucking hot for curry though i suppose they eat it in india all the time

Ruth drinks 7% alcohol. Really can't be good for her.

Are we all glossing over that Helper got blackout drunk and woke up in a park last night? Wonder if he was raped.

>>81554888
>curry
Me? I had a mixed salad straight from the fridge x

>>81554858
Penguin gang

>>81554905
noot noot motherfucker chan

>>81554899
Doubt he even left the care home lad. Don't be so gullible.

>>81554905
Those gangs are rough mate.

>>81554905
club penguin xx

>>81554837 (OP)
keep trying ebin

>>81554911
Alright Helper? Trying to cover for yourself?

>>81554684
Not being nasty. Just saying it as it is. Remember when I said mum got him a load of food and snacks because he had no money? well she just figured out hes on about 2 grand a month and the whole being poor thing is bollocks. I think she is going to get rid of him lads.

Nothing too serious it'll just end up tanning

tattoo gimmick

>>81554943
You should sit on the cunt and don't get up until he agrees to give your mum every penny back.

>>81554947
I have a red spot like that on my arm as well. Remember those little red spiders you used to see in the 90s? reminds me of them.

>>81554233
Fair points. Maybe I should try that. In any case I need to put more applications in.

>>81554947
Tan is damaged skin mate be careful out there

>>81554943
>hes on about 2 grand a month
He should get his teeth sorted then

>>81554947
Enjoy skin cancer lad

This fan is doing fucking FUCK ALL

>>81554963
>those little red spiders
They are still about. I was bitten by one of the fuckers the other day

This febreze is doing fucking FUCK ALL

>>81554837 (OP)
looks like crusius if he was born in brighton and was bummed by a nonce as a child

No fun allowed in the UK anymore. Grim. I remember getting a goldfish at a fairground when I was a kid the fish lasted for about 10 years it was huge when it kicked the bucket.

>>81555018
Is there not an 'extra strength' febreze you can buy?

>>81554858
>one girl pantsed me in year 11 in front of another while I was doing a pull-up
Next level grim

I have a tattoo if that's alright with you lads x

>>81555040
>I have a tattoo
proof?

>>81555029
Can't even high five the lollipop man in Wales anymore either. Mad country.

Maybe scoliosis lass should get a tattoo on her surgery scar.

>>81555031
Ye was shit lad. The girl who did it laughed and the other just looked away embarrassed. I did a bit of a nervous laugh then walked off. Hated school me x

Balls are sweaty, tea's weak. The ganj is heavy theres beer on my shirt and in ma belly..

>>81555018
How many litres you on today?

>>81555043
I would post it but it's distinctive and I'm afraid someone I know would see it here

>>81555092
Fair enough lad. Can you at least describe it?

knife in my heart but man fuck how im feeling

Milk and more
Knockin' at your door.

>>81554947
it nothing yeah

me? think this weather might have dehydrated me a bit desu. I'll be submitting this to the DWP asap. well I cant work without adequate hydration can i?

>>81555104
It's based on this but in black

Drank so much coke today

>>81555128
You trying to arm mog him?

Might get a BBL just for a laugh x

>>81555154
You will look like that devil from cow and chicken lad.

>>81555163
>You will look like that devil from cow and chicken lad.
PHWOAR

>>81555150
Don't know what that is

>>81555174
Corr imagine hotdogging him

Ruth's sweaty tuppence slit

whats a tuppence

>>81555273
currency old people used to use back in the 90s

>>81555192
A lush tuppence. A pleasing line.

Eating anchovies out of the can. It's stinking in my room. Like fish and shit x

Taking a shit on HHL's spacker tray

Don't know what this thing is. Hot weather attracting some right freaks to the house.

What happened in mischief mansion?

>>81555388
The fuck mate

>>81555388
That's a Fluted Arsestinger mate leave your house asap

>>81555388
That thing looks about a foot long

I want sex and can't get it.

>>81555440
get a fleshlight lad

Tehran has approximately 10m inhabitants. London has about 9m. Imagine evacuating London

couldn't give a shite about the middle east the been blowing each other up for my whole lifetime

Bought about 30 Blu-rays today, kek.
Radiance sale and 2 for 16 quid on Third Window titles on Rarewaves. Properly done me in.

i bet chika's bussy smells amazing

32. Don't care what people think. I deserve to treat myself to a slushie in this weather.

>>81555512
>all that grime under your nail

>>81555504
he has flatulence lad. it must be rancid

>>81555528
he febrezes his arsehole lad.

Chika gets pimped out by his land lord, not right imo

>>81555491
middle eastern men are invading your town lad

Getting so mad at Counter Strike 2 I'm literally sweating buckets I'm so hot fuck sake shit game shit life

>>81555150
He succeeded desu

Dollymong on a mad one this evening imo

>>81555594
That's why I stopped playing COD my reaction speed isn't what it once was since I turned 30.

Can't make me work. Immigrants willing to work hard for poverty pay. Not me. Bennies is more comfy.

>>81555612
Read all his posts I assume?

>>81555624
I'm not an immigrant and I still have to fucking pay for you.

>>81555624
There should be no reason for anyone born here to be aspiring for minimum wage anyway, those immigrants don't have a choice

Returned back to the seat of the Sultan to continue the massive naval battle and finish it off. The fight is mostly over now and the SeasideSAILORS prepare boarding actions, we taking the wuppas back, we capture the ship and sell it at CEX for credit for a new boat.

>>81555624
>Bennies is more comfy
You're not on bennies though

>>81555630
Of course de lad

Its mad how immigrants are taking our jobs isn't it

We need a new ranking of dollies tbqh. Blad's brother is my favourite side dollie.

Shippy did you walk up Snowdon yesterday? If not I walked passed someone identical to you. I've met you in person and I was almost certain it was you.

Who ever recommend five surveys the other day.. thanks bruddabean. Im on 15 quid and thats just today. Got a fiver yesterday. They have my data anyway i might as well sell it for the quid. Make it all up anyway.. just been guessing what they want to hear. Its easy

>>81555663
Good. Let them work all the shit jobs

>>81555704
>grinding surveys for money
Literally just get a job, you'd get more money for your time.

>>81555704
You can give YouGov access to your bank account and streaming accounts to earn money too of you don't give a fuck about data privacy.

>>81555732
>YouGov access to your bank account and streaming accounts
Desperate times if you're doing this

>>81555633
Yeah tough shit. I'm not sweating my arse off for minimum wage and not having any disposable income.

>>81555637
Some of us aren't great socially and iq wise.

>>81555653
Will get them eventually.

>>81555689
Yeah I did. Where abouts did we cross paths and where did me meet before lad?

Desu I was saying hello to everyone on the way up

>>81555767
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81542716/#81543801

Forgot to attach this from the summit

>>81555704
How does it work? They pay you a small amount to fill in surveys?

Also, why can't you get AI to fill in the surveys on your behalf?

>>81555764
>Will get them eventually
When?

Just went for my rare walk into civilisation. There was about 13 teenagers surrounding one, it reminded me so much of when I was at school. Couldn't even leave my house after school because all the cool lads would hang about in a group and come and just harass you. Never one on one it's always a huge group.

Anyway I was worried they were going to attack this one guy so I stood there to make sure nothing happened, but what could I even do in that situation? I can't beat up kids, I doubt I could anyway I'm sure 13 teens could easily handle any adult. Nothing happened in the end but the one kid just looked so depressed.

I see online people saying bring back bullying, it's a good thing. But ultimately it always just ends up like that.

>>81555767
Fat balding nonce in a wrinkly shirt

>>81555788
>in a wrinkly shirt
I've started ironing my shirts now

>>81555794
>I've started ironing my shirts now
Proof?

id give anything to meet shippy in person

>>81555689
Man I made this webm, so long ago now. Good times.

>>81555809
I made it. Bizarre thing to lie about.

>>81555787
>I see online people saying bring back bullying
Who is saying that?

>>81555767
Just before you crested the hill near the summit. You'd sat down and as I walked past you said hello. I hate to mention my name but I met you as Edgbaston before. I was going to get a sly photo but you sat down so it was too obvious as we walked past.

>>81555787
>I see online people saying bring back bullying
Bullying is stronger than ever what
Now with social media and other digital shit it's even more rancid than I was a kid.

Boarding cancelled. They surrendered before we managed to get onto their ship but as that happened the admiral sailed in with his massive flagship. Told every vessel and their crew to fire bar and chain shot to take out that monsters sails before it sails into the stern of one of my boats and blows them all to the big Cornwall in the sky.
Bacon butties all around once it sinks.

>>81555821
There are many versions. This is a 1080p version I made.

>>81555847
I always thought that was his wife
Who was the poster that pretended to have a black wife and a black sprog?

>>81555828
I basically believe you, but which track were we on?

I remember what you look like but I'm trying to think if I saw anyone like you. There were only 2 'groups' that I recall, one groups of Americans and another group of really chavvy lads with an essex accent, one of them was red raw and kept saying "I'm never going up a mountain again, Ive had the experience, that's it".

Aside from that there were a couple of couples, there was also an Asian couple that were only slightly ahead of me and we were basically leapfrogging each other.

>>81555847
So you said you "made" it when you meant you made a stupid nonce remaster of the webm that I made.

>>81555780
Don't know yet. I can survive without bennies.

>>81555638
What you playin ar kid?

>>81555821
Not true, that news report caption is on iskysoft. A real old video editor I had on my old laptop.

>>81555728
I got sacked three weeks ago.. still waiting on my uc thats gunna be another 2 yet.. shit innehh cuz

>>81555883
It's not a remaster. It's sourced direct from the BBC website and encoded in correct aspect ratio.

>>81555827
It's like a thing on twitter and tiktok on all these trans and non binary posts, people spam with bring back bullying, bullying would've fixed this etc.

>>81555896
Like I said bizarre thing to lie about unless you're trying to wind me up.

>>81555885
Bit Total War Empire with Darthmod + mod patches installed. Highly comfy game and needed a change after my SeasideSIM world corrupted and I could not recover it.
Nice bit of comfy naval combat and line infantry warfare.

Finally de-masted the bastard admirals flagship. All the lids closing in like sharks. I think it's over. If he doesn't surrender he get a taste of the SeasideHammer.

Used to be obsessed with World at War/Black Ops zombies mode as a young lad. Got over level 100 on Kino der Toten

>>81555779
Basically.. just sign up with a dispo email bullshit. Dont even need to add any bank deets. And every survey you fill in gives you a quid.. do five and you can cash out to a paypal account then to your bank. Piss easy and im just sat here watching tv and browsing here so might as well.. better than just being brain dead staring.

>>81555912
>twitter and tiktok
Ok so brain dead mongs

Why did he lie about making the webm?

I really want to believe Edgbaston passed me.

What was I wearing? ..uwu..

>>81555878
Not sure what track you'd call it at that point. You went up either the pyg or miners track as they join up at that point. Maybe this helps you but I doubt you recall what I was wearing.

>>81555940
I made it first. There is no way you can disprove it

>>81555930
That was all I ever did too.
>was spamming zombies from like 15-19
>dad got into it, played it with him a bit, but he was shit
>it was almost painful to carry him
>go to uni
>come back during like 2nd or 3rd year
>turns out he'd been playing it solo the whole time in the evenings
>I come back rusty as I wasnt playing it at uni, and was on PC when i did rather than PS3 which he had
>he fucking schools me and carries me to higher waves than we used to get

Bacon buppies taste bitter after seeing the casualty report. A lot of good lads and vessels sent to the bottom of the sea never to visit Cerne Abbas again.
The war on the jobcentre continues.

>>81555923
Looks good b.. i need to buy a pc so i can play viddy games again.. i had to sell everything when i moved years ago. Sad times

>>81555922
Easy way to prove it, make another webm with that exact caption.

>>81555930
Think I had like 40 days on World at War multiplayer. My favourite of the whole lot. Love me bouncing betties. Love me sniping from the watchtower. Love me Thompson. Simple as.

ChatGPT just makes shit up and when you ask for a source, it has nothing

>>81555935
Well kids, and those kids are the ones who ruin over kids childhoods. And parents are weaker than ever, I don't think dads discipline their kids at all anymore. I use to get a smack over anything. It's hard to find the balance.

Kek I'm glad people liked the webm but randomly declaring you made a webm I made on my laptop in 2017 is mental

>>81555997
You know full well I made that webm. Stop lying to everyone

>>81555951
Fucking hell I remember him (you) now.

I'm actually glad, because I remember you doing sort of a double take when I said hello, and I was thinking "Does he think I'm autistic or something and is trying to recoil as politely as possible"

What happened to the hair? You look so different than you did in Birmingam.

You're right, it was basically where pyg and miners split. I did post about it in the thread yesterday so I thought it was just a LARP based off of that.

Seeing as you've confirmed its real, did you do the pyg/miners cycle? I went up pyg and down on the train, got the last ticket as well. I went through 4 litres of water and a huel and was thirsty at the top. I thought it would be perfect weather for it but it was far too hot. Also did you do it as a day trip or were/are you staying up in Snowdonia now? That's an insane coinsidence lad. quite the /deepfeel/

see
>>81543061

Best Zombies map? Has to be Call of the Dead.

>>81555997
>>81556006
Boys you lads are tripping.. i made that in 2016

I got nothing going for me in life. My adult life never begun. I'm just riding it out as a depressed incel neet now until I die. I don't know anymore.

>2 /britfeel/ers by chance on Snowdon at the same point, taking the same path

>I made that webm
>Oh I meant the 1080p version

>>81556013
>Boys you lads are tripping.. i made that in 2016
Proof?

>>81556013
It wasn't even taken until August 2020

>>81556028
I actually made both of them. That other lad is lying

Stupid bastard didn't think I'd still be in the thread.

The Siege of the Jobcentre has begun. Local DWP staff mass their forces and send out their sanction squads to cull the benefits of brave SeasideSOLDIERS.
Lids, horses and cannons stand ready. We have to hope the artillery keeps the vast majority of their cavalry away so we can move freely without fear of being flanked.

>>81556008
I went up the miners and back down the same route to save time. I've been up before and went up the Miners and down the Pyg which is much longer. I wondered how you got down considering it was so late. I parked in Nant Peris, got the bus to the start of the trail then aimed to get the bus back down. I was too late, tried to run the last 5k, missed the bus by 10 minutes and then had to hike another 1.6 miles down Pen y Pass to the carpark.

Britfeel is very similar to brit
They use to be very different, now I think they might as well be merged

>>81556072
except everyone here is much older

im staying on my r9k and im not leaving x

>>81556091
>im not leaving
We're all leaving next month lad, like it or not x

>>81556100
VPNs ez pz

>>81556020
>>2 /britfeel/ers by chance on Snowdon at the same point, taking the same path
And also britfeelers that have met before. I think I need to buy a lottery ticket lads.
>>81556008
>What happened to the hair? You look so different than you did in Birmingam.
Don't want to dox myself but I have a decent job nowdays and need to look a bit better than the last time you met me, I'm also about 3 stone heavier.

When I was 14, I had a skin infection and my mother took me to the doctor. The doctor asked if her 12-year-old daughter could stay in the room during my examination and my mother consented and they let the doctor's daughter stay in the room while I was examined completely naked. Can I sue?

>>81556108
It would require everyone to buy a VPN

>>81556120
>buy
Some browsers have it for free mate. They're not good browsers, but just use them for your channies or whatever.

>routing your data through a free VPN
Lad...

>>81556100
Wait what is happening? I haven't heard about this

has the Ofcom investigation been completed yet

>>81556145
You know that UK ISPs are obliged, by law, to record all your data anyway?
Just use a reggo browser for things that arent porn/chins, then the VPN browser for it.
You... you don't have accounts for porn and 4chan... right?

>>81556029
No. I made it up

>>81556064
A friend suggested I go up the miners (rather than llanberis which is supposedly boring), but looking at how steep the gradient on miners is I thought pyg would be easier, although on pyg sometimes you spend 15 minutes going forward over difficult terrain and you've only gained 5 metres elevation.

You know what, I might have even passed you. I got to the carpark about 7:55 and then drove up past pen-y-pass. Saw some people going down towards Nant peris and was tempted to offer them a lift but you can't really pull over anywhere on that stretch. Appologies if I almost ran you over, it's quite tight on that bit of road.

I was considering parking at Nant-peris too, but my original plan was to walk down Llanberis so that's where I wanted me car to be. Missed the sherpa bus going up (although they are frequent enough) so jumped in a taxi for 15 bong, and he dropped me of at Pen-y-pass. Have you ever done the Malverns? I know that's quite close to you. I assumed that Snowdon would simply be the same as doing the Malverns/Wrekin 2 or 3 times in a row, but it's signifcantly harder.

Have you ever done Ben Nevis/3 peaks? you look fit enough for it.

Stalking shippy lying it was a coincidence is it king

>>81556117
>but I have a decent job nowdays
That wasn't your office I took a picture of from Greenwich Park was it?

Imagine bumping into you today in this highly specific place you posted about before you went

A group of local coppers rush the massed lines of SeasideSOLDIERS determined to drag a few back to the station. The vile Jobcentre is about to throw everything at the lids but they stand ready, the opening phases of the fights always anxiety inducing but I've got trust in my fancy Cairo Janniessaries.

Creepy stalking nonce

>>81556154
My ISP can see I use a VPN, that's about it.
>you don't have accounts for porn and 4chan
What do you mean by accounts?

>>81556177
I half thought that. I'd mentioned before that I planned to go up Snowdon before my 33rd birthday. I didn't really give much away until I was there, although that other anon was ahead of me anyway.

Im just looking up old photos of him and trying to see if it matches up. It's a real long shot but overall I believe him.

Running up mountains in Wales just to stalk shippy lmao

>>81556211
Like logging in and shit. If you already have a paid VPN then what the fuck is the problem?
For me I will just use free VPNs for shit like this I don't dump any data besides "I post there". I mean I don't log into actual profiles for porn or like 4chan pass or other gay shit like that which a free VPN will likely hoard.
All they'll know is I go to 4chan and shitpost, and I have questionable taste in porn that I don't care about.

Actually looking back, I did mention it on Sunday

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81504360/#81505120

Need stalkerlad's comment on stalking accusations

>>81556226
Right, I've only ever made a throwaway account on a porn torrent site and never logged in outside of my VPN.

But if you want to continue posting on 4chin you'll need a VPN and a pass to post on a VPN (4chin have range banned all VPNs unless you buy their pass)

Back to 3quid, corr, 6quid all together, not long till a tenner, then will have 20quid to play with (got 10 in my savings tucked away).

When is this ofcom thing happening?

>>81556290
Just over 3 weeks time

>>81556290
nothing will happen mate dont worry

>>81556283
ah sure, didnt know the 4chan rule of "muh vpns are mean"

>>81556300
How will they block the whole country from accessing 4chan?

Made some Angel Delight. Not the thickest, a little lumpy but it still tastes alright. You could even say it's lush x

CAN'T SEE SHIT.
What a stupid era of warfare. Thank god rifles and guerrilla tactics nipped this in the bud before it returned in a fashion in WW1.
All my poor SeasideSOLDIERS standing in a line like a bunch of lemons waiting for the next wave of volleyed fire to grant them unceremonious deaths. Life for the infantryman has gotten worse with every era of warfare.

>>81556324
BT and Virgin media can block it at the ISP level

>gather enough courage to go to maccies drive through
>'double please burger cheese'
>drive off in shame
this is why I should just order through uber eats ffs

>>81556300
Do you have a link to somewhere i can read about it ?

>>81556327
Poor lads.. bullets and powder cancer

What a time to be alive

>>81556341
Not him and yeah I know >BBC
but this is where i saw it
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgqwlvq180o

Our government really does want to take away what little freedom we have left.

>>81556164
>I thought pyg would be easier
Most of the climbing on the Pyg is at the start, but the last time I did it I found the trail difficult to follow. It's definitely not an easy trail. I hope I don't offend you by saying this but you looked very average physically, a touch overweight, it must have been a decent climb for you mate so well done, even I was struggling in the heat. You did well mate.

You probably did pass me, I deliberately walked on the opposite side of the road to try and avoid being knocked over.
>>81556164
>Malverns? I know that's quite close to you. I assumed that Snowdon would simply be the same as doing the Malverns/Wrekin 2 or 3 times in a row, but it's signifcantly harder.
Not heard of them I'm going to have a look now.
>Have you ever done Ben Nevis/3 peaks? you look fit enough for it.
Thank you, I have to pass a fitness test for my job so I could walk up anything if I had to. I regret not saying hello but my classic britfeel anxiety stopped me from saying something although I was certain it was you.

>>81556353
corrrr with a bit of luck they ban every board except /bant/ and we'll finally have ID threads.

>>81556353
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgqwlvq180o
What the fuck its literally just an imageboard. Reddit probably has far worse stuff happening behind the scenes since it can private subreddits.

Sounds like I'll have to get a VPN for the first time if they ban this place.

>>81556363
Lad, bant is b-tier, meaning is has some of the worst porn

>>81556088
Would be interesting to know, brit have all the same childish banter but it seems to have lasted. They have the same posters and the same jokes for years. Britfeel seems to have very few ogs left. And you're constantly getting a filter of ebins and helperhelpers who are early 20s. I'd guess the majority of britfeelers are quite young

>>81556363
Maybe if 4chan brought back "4channel" we would be ok making threads on blue boards.

3 weeks until britfeel loses a ton of lads to the ban, won't be the same again x

>>81556382
Yeah but this is just
>WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
turned into reality.

>>81556352
bullets, powder cancer, black lungs, infections, terrible surgery and medical options.
Quicklime as a weapon is pure horror, the shells explode and release a cloud of dust that burns everyone in a huge radius that blows with the wind. Quicklime reacts with water so the moment it touches your eyes, mouth or any mucous membrane it ignites and blinds you, it will even ignite on your sweat.
Glad I'm a chunky neet sat playing toy soldiers my lid.

>>81556388
Im 25.. im sorry.. im also not a regular.. ive been away for 2 years and before that i was only here for about 3 anyway

Wonder if tilde actually looks remotely passable at this point, long long time on the treatment

>>81556388
Most here seem to be in their 30s.

>>81556410
Children dont even use 4chan I reckon. Most of them haven't even heard of it I bet. Theyre all too busy staring at videos on TikTok or Insta. Doubt they have the attention span to come here

>>81556405
Aye, end of an era

>>81556388
>ebins and helperhelpers who are early 20s
They're both early 30s lad

>>81556419
I'm 24, been here since 2015, but since getting a job in 2023 I'm barely on here. Friday and Sundays only. But this place basically saved my life, no friends, miserable, this place kept me going and was my only communication for years of being a neet.

>>81556353
>Ofcom says it requested 4chan's risk assessment in April but has not had any response.

>>81556405
Just be soundlad here talking to himself all day, like he does now

>>81556421
His voice doesn't that's for sure

>>81556439
Even if they do, they'll find a way around it real quick.
Fucking hate this shit of "all the parents are crap, lets get the government to raise our kids instead!"

>>81556416
I agree.. i like this part of history but i never did get into the whole military side.. im more cold war and ww2 guy.. ww1 at a push but that one was a total cluster ducky to look into. Can only really differentiate the years by the tactics there.

>>81556453
Jesus, that's a shock. Ebin looked about 16 in that wedding photo.
I was a teenager when I first started using 4chan. I remember everybody talking about getting benefits and I couldn't wait until I could haha.

>>81556486
>my dream as a teen was being able to get bennies
Fucking hell

>>81556486
Ebin is literally in the op image. Does that look like a man in his early 20s?

>>81556466
Has there been a recent one? I still have the tilde and ebin conversation saved somewhere that was too funny

>>81556454
Sounds a bit like me desu g.. not the 2015 part but everything else.. i got a job and just didnt have the time and when i did.. i didnt have the energy. Shame innit really

On that Friday night red bull grind me. No woozingtons for this little welper tonight. Keeping meself fresh for tomorrow's heat wave wiss up special.

>>81556515
Where will you post this drivel when 4chan is blocked to us all?

>>81556486
>I was a teenager when I first started using 4chan.
nta but same except it was 2007 and britfeel and r9k didn't exist yet, time flies desu

>>81554837 (OP)
This guy looks a lot like the Chudjak.

>>81556527
You'll read 'END OF AN ERA X' written in every toilet cubicle in Sunderland

>>81556515
Nothing lush about being an alcoholic desu

>>81556550
yeah that'd be cringe
>finishes up 3rd beer of the night

>>81556533
Yeah I suppose he does a bit desu

>>81556504
Yeah not good really, but I was so lonely and depressed I just couldn't wait to be an adult and not have to leave the house. Got to 23 and my parents had enough and it was get a job or be homeless, they did the right thing. But my issue was because I'd never had money before I couldn't be sensible with it, worked full time for just under 2 years now and I haven't saved a penny, I started gambling, collecting useless things. I just bought a bunch of yugioh cards, it's embarrassing really. 2 months ago I did gamstop because I've realised I just don't have self control.

>>81556506
It really does to me, I'm already balding and my face is so sunken. I guess I'm just ageing terribly. Everybody else looks so young to me.

>>81556513
I use to sleep all day and be on britfeel all night, especially in Summer. Made some good friends, anon but always the same people on at night. Obviously that all had to stop.

>>81556515
I like this drivel

Is this ebin fella like ruth then? Some random youtuber that one mong here has an obsession with? Genuinely don't get why he gets brought up at every opportunity.

>>81556515
On that Friday night shitty nappy grind ya alcoholic mong?

>>81556533
>>81556571
The whip has fallen.
Billions must whop.

>>81556593
Yes, probably is Ruthmong posting the ebin shit as well

>>81556571
Why does he never smile? Not even in his videos.

>>81556575
>But my issue was because I'd never had money before I couldn't be sensible with it, worked full time for just under 2 years now and I haven't saved a penny, I started gambling, collecting useless things. I just bought a bunch of yugioh cards, it's embarrassing really. 2 months ago I did gamstop because I've realised I just don't have self control.
To be fair if you're not taught, that's how you learn.
I liked a quote made by Yahtzee once where he was like "when you become an adult and move out, you realise nothing controls you so you eat jello for every meal for a week, then you have some of the most horrendous shits imaginable and you learn to eat normally".
You (hopefully) learn to be good with money by being shit with it and then realising where it's all gone wrong. Natural bit of growing up in a lot of aspects not just dosh.

>>81556609
He doesn't have much to smile about. Not rite

need to finally quid the porno jew, dunno when I last wanked but its always
>ill just wank to still images
>whoops ive just spent 40 minutes wanking to amateur solo again

its not often often, twice a week maybe but it needs stopping. Dont think I can be arsed with not wanking but I need to somehow not do it to stuff, never developed weird fetishes but still

>>81556593
He use to be a trip in the threads, was here all day. Somebody found out who he was, I don't remember how. And found his brothers Facebook with all these wedding photos.
After that ebin started doing YouTube videos of him running and trying to improve, to be fair it worked for him and he got a car and a driving licence. And doesn't seem to post anymore. Before he was spamming the threads, there was another trip called nigii, and I always assumed it was the same person. As soon as nigii stopped ebin took over. But ebin met up with poleaboo and filmed a video for britfeel. It was pretty funny.

Whip ma whop big boy xx

Corrrr! A saving of 81 quid.

>>81556575
I moved out at 19 and at 24 I never buy anything really, its always
>ill just save up a few more hundred quid before I buy x thing

and I just never do, been after a new guitar for years now and I just cannot bring myself to spend 5-800 quid on it despite having saved thousands since, I got back paid off UC after starting my new decently paying government wagie job, 600 quid, could easily buy a fucking guitar and I just wont do it, parents were poor af so I just hate the idea of my bank account dipping.

>>81556358
>I did it I found the trail difficult to follow.
Yeah it can be a bit difficult to follow at times, but ultimately it doesn't matter too much because you can see the general direction you're meant to be going in and just aim that way.

> I hope I don't offend you by saying this but you looked very average physically, a touch overweight
Not offended in the slighest, in fact I'm flattered to only be described as 'a touch' overweight. Almost starting to sound like a LARP though.

>it must have been a decent climb for you mate so well done, even I was struggling in the heat. You did well mate.
Thanks, I think if I go again I'll be less obsessed with making absolutely certain there won't be rain, and go for an overall more sensible climate.

>Thank you, I have to pass a fitness test for my job
Alright Constable Edgbaston or field officer edgbaston

What made you go up anyway, just a spur of the moment thing or on a holiday?

>>81556628
Why do you consider it a problem> Having a wank for 40 minutes twice a week doesn't sound too bad.

>>81556504
This is literally "The British Dream" as opposed to "The American Dream".
Council house and bennies.

>>81555388
Get a rolled up newspaper and whack it

>>81556660
That's very similar to my brother, he already had a long time girlfriend and they saved up a deposit very quickly. Meanwhile I was on benefits, got a job, got fired, benefits, got a job, got fired, benefits. Never learnt to drive, never saved anything. I wish I was him, but then he never spends anything and doesn't really seem happy either.

>>81556687
i dunno mate i thought the british dream was just to be "comfy"
not like rolling in dosh but earning enough to get the bacon and treat yourself once in a while

>>81556689
Bit cruel that

>>81556678
I feel like its not good for the brain wiring, essentially gooning for 1.2 hours a week, I learned to drive on 1.5 hours a week for a few months so its not like its a tiny amount of time, I worry over time its fucking with my brain, scrolling and wanking for that amount of time, unable to control myself until I find a suitable video to coom to. I should be better than this. Always find excuses for it like ''well its not hardcore porn'' or ''its not got dicks in it'' or ''I work full time and do other shit I deserve a nice wank'' but its just bullshit really

Work? Not for me thanks.

dont care that tom cruise is a scientologist, love his films

evens south east
odds south west

>>81556709
I don't want to risk being bitten in the night or swallowing it or whatever

Sometimes I do catch bugs like that though, in a glass, then release them out the window

>>81556717
I have never put my appendage in one of those.

>>81556481
I like the military stuff but that's a side story to all the other cool things that don't revolve around dakka. The 18th and 19th centuries are interesting as you can really see all the parts that make up the modern world converging to give birth to the Earth we know today.

Jobcentre Mortar teams been dropping sanctions all day - they're not so tough now the cavalry broke through their lines and are about to get cheffed up. BOP. Mandem get lenged up.

>>81556747
You're missing out then lad, big time.

>>81556697
Every human wants to be comfy, the point is that national dreams speak to national character. Americans dream and work to start a business, invent something, etc. Brits dream and work to get a council house and as many benefits as possible.

3 more weeks left x

>>81556747
You should. It's a lot of fun

>>81556752
>>81556760
The system decided I'm not allowed to.

>>81556758
Sean, generic anon, Shippy, SSM

The lads, as it were

>>81556753
Not seen this bait in a while de lid

>>81556753
Bit cherry picked mate, I remember that article had some lass on 80k and she was still bitching about childcare

>>81556638
Good knowledge lad. Thanks. I don't care much for tripfags but good to know the types of people that came and come here.

>>81556790
People will pop out 4 kids in 5 years and bitch about childcare. Years ago only one parent worked so it didn't matter. Now they both work and have created an entire overpriced babysitting sector that never existed before. Women want it all until it hits them where it hurts (their purse).

>>81556783
You say bait, I say a fact-checked and gender-affirming trvke from the Big Black Cock news organisation.

>>81554910
Noot noot x

Women should stay in the home to raise the sprogs.
Not misogynist; just common sense really.

>>81556657
Love xposure 1 my fav films.Its 4 hours long bt it doesnt feel long.Ave seen it several times.x

Not racist, just don't like um.

>>81556847
Bit racist

>>81556657
You say saving 91.90, I say wasting 72 on shite you could either pirate or just skip (because it's shite).

It still warm dee lads

>>81556829
idk why they ever wanted to work in the beginning, literally think its because we said no so they threw a bit of a fit because the more you tell someone no the more they want something and now they have it, enjoy waging. Absolutely pointless, great now each individual has got to both work AND do housework which is a second job when the burden could have been split ffs

>>81556810
I just hated it as I'm well-off and she was on more than me AND had support from the dad (single mum naturally) and was still bitching about childcare
Motherfucker you are objectively rich compared to most, fuck off

>>81556839
Oh yeah I'm excited to watch it I hear it's good. x
>>81556855
I'm supporting the local Japanese film industry. x

>>81556857
what on earth are those jeans

>>81556777
Thought that was Ebin on the left at first but you're right

>>81556879
still impressed you can buy all this shit mate

>>81556810
>People will pop out 4 kids in 5 years

Yeah, I'm a gamer. Sorry girl, but this is the full package.

>>81556887
To be honest got some money from selling some old hard drives and SD cards I had in the back of a drawer which is why I've been splurging a bit.

>>81556906
Get yourself on Twitch. There's a lot of money to be made

There really is no hope for me, for a lot of us actually. It was a write off from the beginning

>>81556657
Does anyone other than DVDSperg know what any of this is? Is it worth watching?

>>81556915
surprised they make you that much unless they were crammed with bitcoin

There was victory in the battle for one of the Jobcentres. Suffered some terrible losses but looking over the reports its clear that some of the regiments fought to the last lid and we'll never welcome those SeasideSOULS back to a bookie free life - sSo many yorkshire tea wuppas lost to time. x

>>81556917
It's all about Kick now x

>>81556922
I've seen a few of these and they are good. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia is a classic from the same director as Iron Cross and The Wild Bunch. Haven't seen all the Japanese ones but Antiporno was good.

>>81556922
I will always trust crossy's takes

fascinating that i spent a good chunk of my teenage years, about 5 years complaining on britfeel and now im in my early to mid 20s but im no longer in my parents boxroom, I'm in a flat. Some things never change lol.

Gotta go the doley office on Tuesday not looking forward to it. Hardly any jobs on Indeed so Ive not applied to much. Reckon they'll get mad at me

>>81556923
I had two external 18tb desktop harddrives and two 2tb USB My Passports as well as four Samsung 512gb Micro SDs I no longer use. I used to use the desktop drives for my Plex server which I don't bother with anymore and I had manga on the smaller drives but moved all that to the cloud.

>>81556941
>Antiporno was good
I'm pro-porno though.

Ordered that webab wrap me. Might as well. Just sticking to the cans of pop tonight thoughs.

>>81556657
I can download all of this for free

>normally only drink 4 pints in a night
>nearly finished pint 4 already

>>81556969
You need to stop ordering fast food every day it not healthy

>>81556969
Holly deserves BBC.

>>81556977
Yeah I know so could I but I like collecting the physical releases and the ease of access to have high bit rate Blu-rays without compression. Just a preference really, I'm not saying one is better than the other. I know remuxes exist but you'd need a lot of storage.

>>81556983

Yeah, I know lid. Today it's just because I've been hanging out me arse so cba to do anything.

>>81556753
I don't know the situation of the woman but maybe she has a disability which requires expensive therapy, or medical equipment, etc.

Also I would much rather be in the position of the guy, even if that woman doesn't have a disability. I would take the smaller income and the working hours if it means I get to be married and own a house.

>>81557007
The booze will kill you before the fast food will mucker. You need a proper fresh start longer than a few days.

>>81557007
Did you know Codi got a breast reduction? A crying shame to cut off those perfect big nattys.

>>81556657
You could have put that money towards drugs and/or prostitutes

>>81557017
>own a house
A council house allocation is better than owning. You effectively "own" in the house in that you never have to leave unless you want to, except it's half price and the council pays for maintenance.

>means I get to be married
He's married to a man. Nothing wrong with that mind you, just be careful what you wish for.

So tired bc of the weather n my walk earlier.Will be nice tosleep soon
>>81556980
Slainte sleepy dog

>>81557048
Sleepy depressed looking dogs are my spirit animal. Especially in this heat.
This might as well be a live feed to my room.

>>81557033

True. Even tomorrow I'm garn try to moderate as much as I can. Sick of these brutal hangovers ruining me days.

>>81557040
I don't do drugs other than the occasional beers on special occasions. Don't visit prozzies, had drunken sex once as a teenager and that's good enough for me de lid. Nowadays I stick to my wanking to (no black men scenes):
>tori black
>emma leigh
>allison tyler
>peta jensen
>raylene
>ashlynn brooke
>lela star (pre-mogged)
>nicole aniston (pre-mogged)
>zoe nixon
>stoya
>siri (pre-mogged)
>gigi rivera (pre-charlie sheen aids)

It's a lonely life but someone's got to live it x

>>81557064
>no black men scenes
Bit racist

>zoe nixon
corrr that takes me back

Not racist just don't want to look at them x

>>81557052
Its beer garden weather x

Guess I'm weird in that I like a nice dick in my porn regardless of what colour it is.
Only don't like it when they make a big deal out of the race. Just get railed and calm down

Ebin actually proves Ruthmong right, he looks well groomed but is still a lifelong virgin loser

>>81557102
Not really. Just never been particular into black porn. Some black women I find attractive but they're usually half white. That lass who played the female slave in 12 Years a Slave is fit though. Also Tyra Banks in her Higher Learning era. Alicia Keys too.

>>81557119
Cant watch obscure autistic twitch streams in my garden with shitty wifi and countryside mobile signal though, with a side of shitposting in britfeel.

Survey poster here.. check the haul for FREEEEEEEE (minus data, read T+C's . Probs rights to semen samples too )
Got some beer n sum sveetees for when it stops being melty gooch temp

>>81557124
quit that shit mate

I'm going to make Veitch style videos and see if that works

>>81557154
You should try auditing mate

>>81557137
'Ate me life 'Ate foruns 'Ate the heat
Luv me beer
Simple as

>>81557134
Fair enuff xx

ASMR girl dog

>>81557124
I remember feeling like this and unironically not noticing race in porn back before everything went woke and race came to the front of everyone's minds. Sad really.

The only Japanese film worth watching is Oldboy.

>>81557163
Not that desperate yet, but i'll film poLICE, dossers, druggies and all that. I see mad stuff happening all the time on my walks.

I might try find people not picking up dog shit and confront them, stuff like that.

>>81557173
Is that another Seven Samurai ripoff?

>So what? We some kinda... Seven Samurai?

>>81557137
Corr snacks and wooze on for free

>we must save akira toriyama... he's inside the hidden fortresss.....

they buried me under womble mountain

>>81556671
You'll have to keep guessing as my job is top secret. Me and the GF had some time off and the weather was decent so we thought we'd go up again. What made you decide to go up? The pyg in the summer looked much clearer from a distance, the last time I went up, it was off season and half of it looked like a river. How much did the train cost you?

A little like using GNU + Linux, survey money is only "free" if you don't value your time.

>>81557173
Think he's baiting but it's Korean

Why is he ignoring the credible stalking accusations?

>>81557250
Posting /britfeel/ is the biggest waste of time. I have time to waste though.

Necking that webab wrappingtons now. Washing it down with a of Rubicon sparking passion. Oh aye x

Me? My favourite A Bug's Life ripoff is The Magnificent Seven.

>>81556657
corr this on hmv lad?

>>81557272
>Posting /britfeel/ is the biggest waste of time
Leisure isn't wasted time; it's a key part of life.

Might have a wank now that it a bit cooler x

>>81557250
I use Linux and it just works. Linux has come a long way since the olden days.

>>81557301
Windows just works too after running a single debloat script.

>>81557276
Wanting some mystery meat now.. straight swimmin in garlic and chilli
Sounds delish kidda

A Bug's Life is actually about a communist revolution. I got a B in my English Literature GCSE so I know what I'm talking about.

>>81557289
No that's Rarewaves lid. Good site, always has sales and occasionally find OOP stuff on it. Third Window stuff is usually expensive so two for 16 quid is ridiculously good plus the 10 percent off on top.

no willies for me please, just a bird and her hand, or a hairbrush, oh aye

>>81557317
I got A* in English Lit GCSE and A-Level so I outrank you wee man.

>>81557141
I'm bi you cant stop me fag

>>81557247
>Me and the GF
Ah I know exatly where we met now, doing well for yourself there de lad.

https://www.google.com/maps/@53.0734495,-4.0780528,3a,89.4y,171.12h,78.02t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sCIHM0ogKEICAgIDavdv4fw!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh3.googleusercontent.com%2Fgpms-cs-s%2FAB8u6HbmCOvuREzq0dj30GM_-SnK9E7MZqd3X5pcV-4qw7uQoIygEgJNBASbrqLL1X9Lh1Bn6afrEUtpW4n-uRXoPB3aFfetSJCNOR-E4HXdMqAX97-uHqFzm3VUOpG51zGxl1d_kzD0%3Dw900-h600-k-no-pi11.976512639070279-ya2.6123754960675285-ro0-fo100!7i7680!8i3840!5m1!1e1?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MDYxNy4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

>What made you decide to go up?
Well I'd done the Malverns and Wrekin recently, and based off of that thought I might be capable of Snowdon. Also it's one of the tallest mountains in the UK, tallest in E&W, with good views from the top. More of a fitness challenge than anything, and just something to add to the bucket of normie life experience.

>>81557343
>English Lit A-Level
Grim

>>81557170
we doggin

>>81557365
Stella dog x

>>81557363
True desu but I did enjoy The Canterbury Tales and some of the other stuff. Also did Maths and that was even more grim let me tell you.

>>81557387
I have a folder of "animals with booze" but its mostly cats.

>>81557267
The person in this picture >>81555951 was definitely someone who I passed on Snowdon yesterday at the point he claims. My only doubt is if that is actually edgbaston

Oldfeelers, is that edgbaston?

>>81557396
Any pissed pigs lad?

Enjoying the nine hour long Japanese classic The Human Condition with a nice glass of Merlot.

>>81557406
nah its just cats/dogs by the looks, its not a big folder to the point where i nicked sweet crossy's one
take the only pig i think i got

What colour shirt was I wearing yesterday?

>>81557406
>>81557418
Best you'll get out of me is that WW2 Bear they made an actual private in the army who learned to load artillery cannons and also drink booze like a sailor.

>>81557356
Thanks mate, that was the spot. I'm going to hope you weren't taking pictures of us on the sly now. Anyways well done on the recent walks and definitely keep doing them mate. Off to bed now but stuff like this is why I'm so fond of britfeel over the years, despite me being classed as a normie nowadays

About 5 hours until the summer solstice

>>81557394
>Also did Maths and that was even more grim let me tell you.
Kek I was a maths, further maths and physics sperg so can't agree with that lad.

>>81557396
Haha That ones good.For me its cats wearing wigs.x

>>81557428
>. I'm going to hope you weren't taking pictures of us on the sly now
I didn't even recognise you, just remember you basically doing a double take as you passed.

>Off to bed now but stuff like this is why I'm so fond of britfeel over the years, despite me being classed as a normie nowadays
Indeed, love a good /deepfeel/, have a good night de lad.

>>81557396
Post more from this folder lad x

>>81557442
Not got any of them, just animals with booze and then generic silly situations.
This is the closest I got to a "wig"

>>81557458
Suits me as I'm 5 beers deep and fucking MELTING.

Why doesn't Ebin become a rent boy?

They won't let you study The Canterbury Tales now it's a key far-right text unfortunately.

>>81557458
le epic tomska reference for reddit
shame he's a full blown sjw tranny sympathiser who thinks drumpf is out to genocide all the enbies, he's a funny lad otherwise

>>81557473
Drink catberg is cute x

>>81557458
last one, im too lazy/boiling and i only have like 15 anyway

ar lads am actually fkn melting

>>81557493
I've actually seen a video of this doggo on youtube kek

He won't lie about making webms again in a hurry

>>81557508
Very subtle croupier reference there

>>81557499
I just rip it all from /v/ and /mu/ which is the only other places I go.
One more cos I'm a FUCKING LIAR

Fan mode on full blast tonight x

>>81557508
I was lying the whole time lad, sorry to have wasted your time/riled you up

>>81557494
Pretty comfy in my place desu. Nice cross-draft going now it's cooled down and there's a bit of wind.

Crossy I decided to give mint flavour another go as I was being a bit hasty. Got some mint choc chip ice cream from Lidl and I have to say it was indeed lush.

>Talking to a woman
>Eventually this leads to me saying "Alright, I won't contact you again"
>a few minutes later she messages me, along the lines of "You didn't even do X"
does she want me to respond or what?

>>81557494
>>81557544
I'm boiling in my office while the fan blasts fully on my bed for when I nip off to beddy bye byes.

https://youtu.be/cfP0H8fJs38

I knew I had this saved somewhere, my favourite and also least favourite thing to come from britfeel

>>81557523
Looks like your man from the power rangers.THe big face guy that spoke to them.Well it doesnt really but a wee bit.

>>81557523
I do have this one saved on my other computer. Its been knocking around the internet for many years. Catberg is probably dead now :(

>>81557573
I might be old mate but I don't really remember the rangers. I was a Super Duper Sumos lad.

>>81557314
>using macroshaft wangblows
>running random scripts from untrusted sources

>>81557365
Based dogberg

Some people are literally too stupid to stop themselves coughing.

>>81557563
its so grim, gonna wake up proper sweaty I cba

>>81557588
It's from Chris Titus actually. I've been following his work for half a decade and trust him.

>>81557554
The mint version of magnums are amazing n all

>>81557438
Then the days will start getting shorter. Bollocks.

>>81557599
dont care how i wake up as long as i manage to get to sleep
last night was fucking tricky, at least i dont have work tomozza eh

>>81557588
>running random scripts from untrusted sources
Even THOUGH GNUcels love doing this whenever they face any problem.

Reckon most people in my life would rather I were dead desu

>>81557616
Fuck em lad you're beautiful as you are.

>>81557616
fucking negative nancy m8 chill out

>>81557616
Bit of a negative nelly aren't you

>>81557604
More of a double caramel or double choc (not that I think they do those anymore) man myself
Proper degen shit

Hash Browne

Travelling back in time to stop Akira Kurosawa from making Seven Samurai.

Gotten up again me aven't i

Get in X

>>81557652
you working nights lid

>>81557647
travelling back in time to stop cryptopsy getting the new gay as fuck vocalist

I'm saving all these pics btw

Babysitting lads just want to be home in bed.

>>81557662
You can't do that I have all their NFTs.

a new thread x
>>81557666

>Trump to make Oval Office address to nation at 9pm ET

Corr looks like something big is coming de lids.

>>81557660
Travelling back in time to make sure Phil Anselmo died along with Dimebag.

>>81557674
I'd have made sure Pantera didn't release anything as they're shit.
Except maybe the glam album for bantz reasons.

>>81557609
Not true, I only run stuff that comes from trusted sources, which is usually my distro's repos.