Thread 81474007

Boeing 787-8 Dreamliner edition

Imagine reading your 30s and still being childless. SAD!

eva6's jam donut

I love being morbidly obese. I eat and drink whatever the fuck I want. Don't care if my heart packs up at 40, I'd rather be hedonistic and die young than never do anything interesting and live until 100 or whatever. Now I'm gonna eat this chicken ciabatta and have a wank lg lifes good x

>>81474026
I wouldn't know this. It might be for you but it's not for me

Crossy's locked up little clitty. Phwoar!

Just want Yanklass back tbqh lads

Aww wight Youtubes

Ive lost all me benefits

https://files.catbox.moe/si6az9.webm

Threadly Sean post

>>81474053
twolls won :(
it sad life x

Footlad managed to leave britfeel. He's the real winner

my sprogs inside eva

SSM Digging for the Golden Nugget dee laads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BToAZhcv60

>>81474066
I did notice a reduction in anti-Sean posts now you mentioned

>>81474040
>never do anything interesting
>what is interesting is just eating tonnes of shit food

Lad you are just lazy and addicted to overeating. People have interesting and fun filled lives involving physical activity and fun.

The NHS should cease to help you for free.

>>81474040
Post your belly you fucking coward

>>81474079
Why did he do it and post it onto the internet

>>81474040
How much do you weigh now Blad?

>BREAKING - A friendly country in the region has warned Iran of imminent Israeli strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities - Iranian official to Reuters

A "friendly country". Kek it's definitely Russia isn't it?

eva6's roly poly

Just had my appendix removed lads. Being under general anaesthesia was weird. Went under immediately.

>>81474109
I once got banned for posting that image on /pol/
Mental

>>81474113
Nice. Thanks for telling us. Anon.

>>81474112
What part of the body is this even referring to.

>>81474094
i suppose this just becomes normal to them.
have had friends post private stuff on social media, for all the world to see. not in a malicious way, just "lol my friend texted me this" type posts.
right, that was our text messages, though. between us. am i crazy??

>>81474089
Only if you say please

Bennies drop at midnight. Garn get pissed tomorrow

>>81474113
Aye it is a bit. Wish I could get to sleep that quick naturally, would be lush

>>81474147
>Garn get pissed tomorrow

>>81474040
Couldn't get fat even if I wanted to. I get bored of food really easily. Although, I do like ice cream and could wolf down a pint a day no problem, but I don't because diabetes and shit.

>>81474113
weird how?
>>81474150
are you just OUT out? as much as i dislike low-quality sleep, it's nice knowing i'd wake up if i had to. burglar, asphyxiation.

My curiosity wants to see SSM's penis.

Would never happen on Seaside Airways

>>81474150
Holy shit I thought that as well. They said if counted back from 10 I would not make it to zero. The oxygen mask went on and anaesthetic was put in and I was like 10, 9, 8 and my body felt tingly then I was out. Next thing I knew I was being woken up.

Incredible. Wish I could just do that at the end of the day so I could fall asleep so easily and efficiently.

>>81474154
Is that tony robinson helping? Lucky how r ngl crashed into a time team dig site, but unlucky as he could have had 3-4 foot extra to fall, if he landed in an excavation pit.

>>81474163
is he off to tokyo?

>>81474175
It's quite small but very girthy.

>>81474040
I'm in very good shape precisely so I can eat and drink exactly what I want. two sides of the same coin.

>>81474113

That's nothing. I got one of me ears irrigated yesterday.

>>81474189
Where can I see his penis?

>>81474199
ever had your bumhole irrigated?

>>81474168
> weird how?

With normal night sleep I never remember the moment I lost consciousness but with general anaesthetic I did. Body feels tingly then I was just out. Felt like a second later I was being woken up. Hour long surgery finished. Like I had just skipped time. Very strange.

Imagine putting your head on the pillow counting to 5 then all of a sudden you are up and it is time for morning work.

>>81474175
>>81474201
the fk is wrong with you eva?

>>81474214
It's just my curiosity, not sexual.

Why are there no good websites to buy snacks online

its too hot in my room my bollocks has gone well sweaty
not sure what to do about this

>>81474215
Show us urs

was he 'mad', or did he actually just have a neurodivergent condition?

>>81474215
what is there to be curious about? you can just look up overweight ageing men's penises, but a warning they're not pornstar or medical textbook penises.

They could have had it all if they just said please. And begged for it. Shame

>>81474040
Lets have a fat off. How much do you weigh my lid.
>>81474098
Not me but I weigh 24:05 at the moment.

>>81474221
Put boxer shorts in freezer for 30 min.

wonder if eva is into BWC

i weigh 9 minutes and 8 seconds.

>>81474257
Burping Without Chuckling? It can be done.

I have been on an IV drip and not eaten much solid food in like 72 hours. Wonder how much weight I will have lost. Started at 91 kg. Interested to see what it is now.

>Due to high tensions in the Middle East, the security environment remains complex and can change quickly. We remind U.S. citizens in Israel and the broader region of the continued need for caution and encourage them to monitor the news for breaking developments.

https://x.com/StateDept/status/1933254918380630417

Happenings soon

>>81474257
Big wet cunt?

>>81474188
of course dee lad
he off to an onsen, he can stink it out in 15 minutes
and it 4x smellier x

>>81474203
Corrrr, then tape up his nappy just before all the water gushes back out.

We running down the clock in life x

>>81474257
Brapping Whilst Clapping? Seems like fun.

>>81474303
bit biphobic, this.

Just want to live in Malvern in life x

cracked the lid of one of my pots. now i have to throw out the whole set.

>>81474353
good job anon, these are indeed places in Scotland.

Aldi Tikka Massala

It's wank lads. Don't bother. I was lied to

>>81474368
The last 2 anyway

https://youtu.be/cyqHNKvJsqA?si=vW_P9JkRdNNwC0cv

Friday tomorrow mr cmbyname lad <3

This is literally the centre of the universe

I'm a grown "man" spending every day in a boxroom at my parents house.

consensually graping eva6

Life ended over a daft fight, sometimes better to just walk away de lids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7Olab21HQ

i don't know what latitude and longitude are. had to read about moon ascensions yesterday before a website told me where to look, in ordinary language.
life's too short.

>>81474396
haha you're gay.

>>81474109
Nope
>A friendly country in the region
Probably Qatar

>>81474457
Let me spell it out for you in plain English. The summit of the Worcestershire Beacon is the centre of the universe

Jackhammering away at eva6's aresehole while she screams for help

Anyone else here use Puredata, Max, Cardinal or any other open source audio design software?

stupid fucking 'best 25 queer films of the century so far' list in The Guardian missing out obvious shit to be less mainstream(TM).

if we still used the word 'gay', imagine making a list of 'top gay films' and not putting Brokeback Mountain or Pride on there. i guess 'queer' means like, otherness, man, it's subversive by nature.

Favourite queer film? Has to be Weekend

Bit homophobic mate

>>81474494
I routinely use the word "queer" in its original sense- just denoting that something is strange.

I heard that HHL is short for "Heaps of Huggies Lad"

>>81474508
hope you own it and it re-catches on.

>>81474516
Got a good chuckle out of this, cheers BN

>>81474505
i like romance in films, hate the trend of making them loveless/sexless. some of that's going to be gay/lesbian, specifically? yeah sure, will give it a watch.
but then call it 'gay/lesbian'.

>>81474522
Glad you Iiked it. Shippy.

Jack going to give him a leathering when he gets out desu he's bad mouthing him here even when he keeps saying he's not kek

left: transgender film, about an actual transsexual, kino

right: 'transgender film', about '''the experience''' (no actual transsexuals), utter shite.

shan't be 'interpreting' films. whatever themes it has, Star Wars is ABOUT spaceships.

penise in vagine with eva

>>81474650
dint even see no suns fighting

eva chery ripe pusy

>>81474661
George Lucas says that the studios said, "gee whillickers George, people will expect it to be about MOVIE stars fighting haha"

(he's lying.)

eva6's custard tart

>>81474537
That wasn't me but I did chuckle too

Hey fatty bum bum

>>81474007 (OP)
this crash has some brutal blackpills . Holy shiett

feel sad that DVDlad will never watch the best version of George Lucas's masterpiece, THX-1138

Most of the lads I'm guessing here are underage. It's their bedtime, got a hard day at school tomorrow. Hence why britfeel dies in the night

>>81474740
It's the disgusting wage vermin, but hey, someone has to pay my fucking benefits

>>81474408
it pays to be pretty, innit? No matter how shitty and dull or boring your song, music and voice modulation is, you'll always get cheap 'listeners' because of your looks. I hope this bitch gets raped to death by 10 horny nafris

>>81474724
BoatBAMEs for the win.

Paint Your Wagon (1969), a Western musical starring Lee Marvin, Clint Eastwood, and Jean Seberg, wasn't exactly controversial in the way that films like A Clockwork Orange or Midnight Cowboy were around the same era - but it did raise eyebrows for a few reasons:

1. Polyamory Theme

At the heart of the plot is an unusual romantic arrangement: two men sharing one wife in a frontier town. This menage a trois was highly unconventional for mainstream cinema in 1969, especially in a genre (Westerns) associated with rugged individualism and traditional masculinity. While it didn't provoke protests, it certainly confused or unsettled more conservative audiences.

2. Singing Cowboys

Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin - both known for tough-guy roles - singing in a musical was seen as a strange casting choice. Marvin's gravelly, off-key performance of "Wand'rin' Star" became a UK hit, oddly enough, but critics and viewers were divided. It wasn't controversial per se, but it was mocked and ridiculed, even at the time.

3. Massive Budget and Production Problems

The film was infamous in Hollywood for its bloated budget and chaotic production, with costs ballooning to over $20 million - a huge sum in the 1960s. It became a symbol of Hollywood excess and mismanagement, which was a topic of industry controversy, though not public scandal.

Summary

Paint Your Wagon slightly challenged social norms with its unorthodox relationship dynamics and confounded expectations by turning tough actors into musical leads. It remains a fascinating, flawed relic of the era - more of a curious oddity than a true controversy.

shoutout to the Banbury fatman

https://youtu.be/7AhYP5ZIN9s

>>81474787
Surprisingly this isn't me (DVDlad). I watched this a few weeks ago and really enjoyed it. Definitely not just a forgotten relic, some good songs and funny scenes.
Cleopatra is definitely more indicative of the Hollywood excess of the time, almost bankrupting its studio.

>>81474724
Imagine how much stink these things would have generated over generations here

>>81474819
Yeah lad didn't mean to look like you, was thinking about watching it recently. I have listened to the song many times but never got around to watching the film

>>81474787
how did you replace the non-ASCII characters in this, lad? what tool did you use? (swear this used to be called 'sanitising' but the internet is shite now.)

DVDlad's opinion on Gapsar Noe?

>>81474850
did with this lad it replaces diacritics with underscores then can just ctrl+f them and remove or replace as needed
https://pteo.paranoiaworks.mobi/diacriticsremover/

any result off google for diacritics remover will generally work but that one goes back years

>>81474845
Didn't think you were impersonating me just seems like a post I'd make! You should watch it, Lee Marvin is so funny in it.
>>81474854
I like Irreversible quite a lot but not too fussed on the other films I've seen (Love and Climax). I hear Into the Void is good.

>>81474857
pain, that. i found this
https://textcleaner.net/
outright replaces diacritics with the letter, which is nice. can REMOVE Unicode characters but not do the obvious replacements (quotation marks, dashes, etc)

i swear Windows used to do this if you saved a text file as ANSI. it just did it.

>>81474881
Enter the Void is fantastic lad, definitely give it a watch at some point. His best work in my humble opinion.

>>81474803
I used to love that song. She was actually the first ever black woman I was into

>>81474896
Cheers, lid, will add it to my list to get in the next Arrow sale. His most recent one with Dario Argento acting sounds alright too.

Finished children of men. A bit disappointing really

>>81474933
>last woman on earth that can give birth
>black

>>81474933
Inside man, next.

My favourite piece of feminist cinema? It has to be Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles. It's a classic for a reason.

My favourite queer film? Croupier.

>>81474971
Wahey! Love Chantal Akerman. Got my volume 2 BFI pre-order coming next week for the second half of her filmography. Maybe you were being sarcastic though?

There really is no better place on Earth

>>81474933
>film set in future
>they still use slam door trains

>>81474964
Didn't like the look of that. Was thinking of the knicks next, or some other one of his, can't remember now maybe sin city

>>81474990
I'm not being sarcastic, I genuinely love Jeanne Dielman. I must admit I've haven't watched any other Chantal Akerman's films. Any I should watch?

>>81474956
Doesn't matter at that point if there's only 1 sprog left in the world

Might start orbiting "Crossy" instead of "Cheeka"

Your next watch should be Sunshine (2007). Corrrrrr.

>>81474881
DVD Lad, have you ever watched pic related?

Filth (2013) is one of my favourites too if you haven't seen it

>>81475022
Oh nice, the film has had a huge resurgence lately I feel like. I would recommend Golden Eighties (1986) if you like musicals and comedies.

>>81475027
Hello give you head for vapes

>>81475027
Never understood where your love of Cheeka even came from. Crossy is a good call though, he's a sound lad

testhamshire

>>81475051
I have indeed, I have it on Blu-ray. Can't beat a bit of Bette Davis and Joan Crawford. Love their classic films Now Voyager and Mildred Pierce.
>>81475055
Yeah I would recommend that one as well. Love James McAvoy.

The vape ban coming into effect is so obvious. Over the past week I've never seen so many people smoking in my life

>>81475076
Its just a joke

>>81475088
Yeah, the mongs in government really have dropped a clanger with this one.

You really this thirsty eb's? I thought it was all a meme.

Miss the electric slammer trains. New railway safety regulations innit? Been a good 20 years since the last ones went through London and Kent. Some doors you could open from the inside. Many were eventually "improved" to only open by rolling down the window and using the outside handle.

The distinctive noise of the air brake compressors refilling at stations is a long gone sound now.

Would you let a foid suck your fucking willy

>>81475030
nice one mate i like them space films me

every time a "troll" accuses you of being a bad/unfunny poster in some fashion, it's actually me using reverse psychology to get you to post MORE.

The heart wants what the heart wants

Got a temporary ip blocked message on me laptop happened to any of you lads before? Can't post from me laptop

>>81475114
Oh yeah? Check out Moon (2009) if you haven't seen that either. Or if you're after some Japanese Star Wars-esque action then Message from Space (1978).

if trains have enough time to honk their horn at me, they have enough time to go around.

>>81475126
>The heart wants what the heart wants
Bussy? Bit gay like.

>>81475112
Yes if it came to it in a pinch I probably would, perhaps reluctantly but if she was forceful then I would submit

not rite what happen to baby jane

think my heart wants looking at, to be honest.

>>81475126
Thought I remembered Delenn saying this in babylon 5 but can't find the quote anywhere on the internet, maybe something similar

Simon punching his flaccid cock while his girlfriend watches in horror. Why did he ever listen to that dickhead Jay? I swear he was sabotaging him.

>>81475167
Beepdebibeepbeep

Posting from the 64 bit 2006 laptop. Getting second degree burns on my right wrist.

Was the song related to the film or was he just singing about a random lass named Jane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxl2r6GuL2w

>>81475193
get yourself a macbook air on finance

>>81475167
because Jay was actually the sweetest one, he just put on a show because of his dad.

>>81475200
I have no money or even a functional bank account these days. I survive on old shit.

A single day in Ruth's life is better than the entire life of an incel.

i'm posting on a 1997 IBM ThinkPad with two broken hinges.

>>81475201
His dad was a right cunt. Not even in a nice banter way.

When you think about it Rod Stewart is proof you can get anywhere if you have enough talent and dedication to something because he's an ugly looking cunt

>>81475193
most of /britfeel/ has wrist injuries tbf

>>81475140
Yeah, you might just need to unplug your router. It's random.

Arse pussy

>>81475234
And famous people look better because they are famous. It just works.

>>81475234
He looked quite handsome when he was younger.

>>81475274
Always found him a weird looking bloke, think it's just his hair that made him look decent. His face is a bit like the evil character from chitty chitty bang bang

>>81475302
meant to attach this

When you think about it Sean Allan is proof you can get anywhere if you have enough talent and dedication to something because he's an ugly looking cunt

Scottish lass opening her funko pops. Fucking hell, thought she was better than that.

Ballymena is proof that things could have been nipped in the bud decades ago. It's too late now for similar tactics, but if 'thousands' of migrants are fleeing now, it's proof that this sort of stuff can work when the demographics suit it.

Bill Bailey is one of those mysteries. seems nice enough. might be a good musician. but eh.

>>81475320
You're thinking of allen carr.

Ice cold can of wanta worange cracked open. Yeah, I'm thinking it's vidya grinding time. Too warm for wuppas tonight.

>turn on vidya system
>don't play anything
>it shuts down after a few hours from inactivity

every time.

>efukt.com/24469_The_Result_Of_Fucking_10_000_Men.html

Proper bri'ish rose this one isn't she

Phwoar

>>81475371
And she wouldn't ever fuck you lad. You can't get a drop of pussy. Keep being a gooner.

>>81475362
Corrr, bet it's great grinding vidya with a nappy on- don't even have to get up for a piss

>>81475086
It's one of my favorites, truly unique setting and storyline.

Any of you lads remember Watchdog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew1N5NNkCX0

69 percent humidity in my hovel tonight and the window has been open all day! I guess it's not too bad because if it's been raining then OBVIOUSLY the humidity will be higher? I'm not sure.

>>81475407
I watch the rogue traders piss bottle guy clip every now and then. BBC had to cut out parts of him accusing certain people of being nonces.

>>81475371
just an unwell person who was objectively abused.
only watched half the video because the cutting was doing my head in (thought the video was skipping)

>>81475421
QRD on the rogue traders piss bottle guy?

It not right what we did to Ruth when I think about it. She did nothing to any of us. Just some normie girl who made videos whispering into a mic.

>>81475446
ruth is probably absolutely hammered now

>>81475377
Hope she sees this lid.

>>81475446
Not we, thee. BN. You spoiled her beloved hobby.

>>81475453
Alcoholic women are repulsive

>>81475507
did Morrowind plagiarise Quake?

>>81475518
think shes a good laugh when shes drunk?
LADS
what sort of drunk is ruth? i think she'd be a happy, dancing drunk desu, cant see her being an aggro pisshead

downstairs neighbours opened my parcel. again. probably expecting to find "proof" i order drugs.
24 cans of Irn Bru. idiots.

Can't wrap my head around this, the BT investment would hardly have been worth it. The Nvidia one you would never have to worry about money again

>>81475446
She's just decided to drink alcohol and be outdoors more. She isn't the same lass anymore.

>>81475453
Probably yes. Maybe she's having an alcohol-free day.

>>81475535
They always do that thing to make it look like the box got damaged don't they? Nosey mongs.

>>81475536
British company. probably running at a loss. will be asset stripped by a US multinational any day now.

great job nationalisation.

>>81475536
The total return would look much better for BT to be more fair. The 5x only accounts for capital growth but you'd get a lot of dividends over the years to reinvest.
But yeah, overall this is what you'll see when you compare the second biggest and fairly young company with some random other one.

Even putting some money into them in 2015 when they were already a big company making most gpus people bought would have got you a tidy sum

But 2000 probably the biggest "this company is gonna be massive" because they swallowed up 3dfx. Maybe a lesson there that if you see a company swallowing up a previously dominant company invest in them and wait 20 years

take a bit of extra time to process sentences, me.

compare the private water boards to camera manufacturers and i bet you'll notice the same trend.

BT is EE now.

Wonder what this mad lad is up to right now

Wogue Wraders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8MgT9nZIX4
Search for piss bottle one continues, this was the first result but I watched all 5 minutes and there was no piss bottle. Bloke was right angry though, imagine how he would deal with an auditor

>>81475628
still shite
t.bt/ee customer

>>81475578
Told mum to give me all her savings so I could invest in Apple just before the first iPhone. She said "don't be daft" and refused to let me take any risks.

BT owns EE, BT is not EE, but EE is BT

wouldnt mind BTing ruths EE

Reckon this might be it from the comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsicdFaoy9I

>>81475640
I remember the routers. Can't even change anything in the settings, everything has to go through their insecure dns ipv4 only servers, the hubs would never keep more than a few weeks of uptime before restarting and cutting out the internet for several minutes, even forces you to share a public SSID with no security (so basically anyone can use your internet). Ridiculous.

Cutely getting ready for bed

>>81475656
and we are all together

>>81475674
Yes it's that one. Piss bottle chad right there. Thought everyone seen it by now.

>>81475674
The BBC nonces won't make kino like this any more. Sad!

Eye honestly fancy staying up all night n trauma dumping but am trying to be more smart wth my health

didn't even realise the time.

it's just turning INTo Friday the 13th. doenst get more liminal than that.

>>81475704
might be worth sleeping on, anyway.

Have you all always been like this? Or was there a moment when you diverged from the normie pathway and ended up as a channer?

I was in a rly cracking mood today until about dinner time nd then it just went to shit. Idk

>>81475729
Aye i thik so x

>>81475794
Yesterday someone at work said "Chrissy is going to Inverness tomorrow" and I heard it as "Crossy is going to Inverness tomorrow". Had to do a double take kek

Remember walking in town once and some foid fell in front of me and blocked the path. I don't know why she did that but the fall felt scripted so I walked by carefully onto the busy road.

There was also a time where a downey girl kept smiling, making eye contact with me while walking towards me so I crossed over to the opposite footpath.

Another was a foid asked for the time when walking in the asda car park path. So I said it, then she said thanks and walked away. Then she turned back and said "oh I err...never mind", then walked off. That confused me.

When I was 19 coming back from my wagie warehouse job in the evening, a foid (I've seen before several times when walking...don't know her, though) on the footpath reached out and said "can I have a hug"...this also confused me. I looked at her, then walked past. She started calling me names like "freak" and "geek". I just ignored and kept walking on.

Malvern
Inverness

Oh aye x

>>81475732
>ended up as a channer
happened in 'highschool' as an actual child. i just didn't stop.

>>81475810
/britfeel/ is quite popular, this is no different to discussing what happened on Big Brother, really.

>>81475816
Had lasses ask me for the time before when I was walking home from work and they were only schoolies, told them the time then continued walking and could hear them laughing hysterically as I did

>>81475830
Not taking no gay pill y'all

>>81475816
good job lad you've passed all the tests. you'll hear from us soon.

>>81475810
Thast synchronicity.I wish i was. But i took a notion to see if i could travel to Millport alone for the buzz of it nd have a wee day out but I dont remember it taking nearly 2 hours to get there between the train n the bus n the ferry(shortest bit),,it feels faster when somebodys driving i guess so id need to get a hotel i think which would be comfy as but just more variables adding on etc, i think if 4chan goes down though for instance ave added it to the list of stuff to occupy the time

>>81475857
old as time, this.
when i was in primary school we used to go to the phone box and call directory services (free) and ask them the time.
classic.

Is that hill a gay thing? Like Calton Hill is a gay dogging zone

>>81475810
U got any souvenirs from grandad? I always liked them paintings since i was in school

There's a gay hill golf club

imagine if hills could be gay for other hills, but couldn't do anything.

Time for strawbs aye
>>81475888
3same

It too hot and humid de lids. Sat here in my underwear watching me shows. Glass of cold orange squash. Bloody 'ell. How we all doing this morning? Mental 'ealth check?

>>81475887
yam goin up gay hill golf course babs?

Manifesting nice dreams n sleep well tonight
>>81475929
Its humid here but its raining rn so am cozy neway

How much more betrayal can I take? Another old friend reveals their true colours. We alone in life.

Manifesting that my dad send me a txt mesage so i get his phone number again n we have a CIVil chat about everything whats going on n hes dead understanding n patient nd life overall improves

>>81475942
Aye but that's the worst. Humid and wet is just unbearable. At least it is to dry up from today. You garn your group this week? Any connections made?

>>81475957
Just found out recently my dad has beaten his girlfriend within an inch of her life and she is in a women's shelter. I was right not to take his bait and let him back into my life after 15 years.

Me? Got a some nice fleece lined bedding to get into. Fleece bedsheet, fleece duvet cover, it lush.

Shartington-on-the-pants

Vgh... Home innit

Jst started typing up a storm about my past traumas n feelings but i caugt myself being naughty nd cut it out
>>81475961
Its tomorro. I might go. Idk. Not in a good way lately. Ave not even replied to that lassie i know from there. Theres someone else as well that i need to get back to that i cant even mind who it is. I will try to go tomoz but i skipped it last week nd once the habit is gone its hard.

>>81475976
Oh sorry.Ppl can be anything after you havent seen them in years.Its quite scary rly.

So little time
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
But everybody's changing and I don't feel the same

>>81475956
lend me 50 quid and let me crash on your couch i'll support you.
>>81475957
shit hasn't it been a couple of weeks now? maybe father's day would be the day ;_; just a more positive time of year for father-child relations

>>81475982
Fuck me. Fleece in this weather? Mentalist.
>>81476021
Try your best to go but I know how you feel, hard to force yourself around a social environment when you're not in the mood. When I used to go to my group I felt bad when I missed a week and then usually went the next week.
>>81476031
Yeah I shouldn't really have this information but a relative works for the NHS and told me on the hush hush. He needs locking up but apparently she won't press charges.

Israel is striking Iran tonight 100%.

Yanks are freaking out

https://x.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/1933302492147687876

>>81476122

Seems like it could already be underway.

https://x.com/wntrintel/status/1933309875456782718

Feelin cute,,feelin funky x

>>81476140
what a cool cat

>>81476110
Tbh friday being tomoro/today hit me like a train. One day this week i think it was tuesday night i stayed up all night until about 12pm nxt day like HHL on wokey but just monging out sober nd so that whole day got deleted and then the next day too. Am making excuses but its kinda like that. See whath appens tomoz.

Over a hundred jets have crossed over Iraqi airspace in the last hour.

https://x.com/Defence_Index/status/1933311301708603762

>>81476122
>appeasement

we tried that once.

It's called we do a bit of silent treatment.

>>81476163
not sure i trust 'Media Personality' @Defence_Index honestly.

Its fathers day then its my step dads bday in a couple of weeks just like how its my mams bday nd then its christmas a wee bit after some ppl got a holiday cluster. I guess its ok. I dont know what to get him but ill think of something. NEed to get aff the codeines before his bday do though.

>>81476184
Bet you take everything BBCNews and Huffington post say as gospel

State of emergency declared in Israel.

Attack on Iran is taking place right now.

https://x.com/InsiderGeo/status/1933312828909498877

>BREAKING: Defense Minister Israel Katz immediately declares a special state of emergency in the home front throughout the entire State of Israel*

>Following the State of Israel's preemptive strike against Iran, a missile and drone attack against the State of Israel and its civilian population is expected in the immediate future.

>>81476203
>Major plane crash
>4th night of rioting in northern Ireland
>Iran about to get glassed (and maybe Israel in retaliation)
Time to get womfy de lad

>>81476196
don't read the latter
but BBC, yeah
they take fucking forever to update on the live/rolling stories sometimes, it must be going through fact checkers

saw a bloke turn around in the middle of the street once. didn't check his phone, didn't even pretend.

>>81476220
No point listening to anything BBC/Sky say. For one they're hours behind X on breaking stories, and always put a spin on it. /pol/ and X are just raw objective content delivered quickly

>>81476220
>fact checkers

Everyone in Israel just received an emergency text telling them to watch the news and follow all government advice in the coming hours. Seems the Israelis expect a huge Iranian counter-response. Corr.

Just wutted quite spontaneously

Am so awful that i havent replied to that lassie i will do it afore i go to sleep,,What happens basically is if she txts me i think "i dont rly know what to say" so "ill have a wee think about what to say" nd i give that a sincere think but if i cant think of anything its like "ill think about it more after dinner" "ill think about it in the morning" nd next thing 3 days has passed. Its just hit me thinking it logically like this that its ultimately better to say something daft nd short instead of sayingn othing. Like a lot better probs. Ill try to carry that attitude.
>>81476231
The ol 360 turn

>>81476235
yeah but i can't make up my mind on things.

Explosions all across Tehran. Looks like Israel is taking out the Ayatollahs.

https://x.com/RojavaNetwork/status/1933315121322905745

Finnster's flat tranny arse.

who are we supporting? iran of the jews? also is it still kicking off in los angeles?

>>81476286
We're supporting Iran

BREAKING: Israel is conducting a massive air bombing campaign inside Iran

https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/1933315375393091617

/britfeel/ stands with Israel desu

For me? Iran

Natanz Nuclear Facility is the main target. That's where Israel will be dropping their bunker busters. The targets in Tehran were most likely political.

HelperLad i suspect these events might not actually be happening

Once puberty kicked in it was completely over for being part of the human race.I fink before that youve still got a chance to bond with ppl over stuff like computer games nd more innocent stuff but after thats its done done.

here we go boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWijx_AgPiA

>>81476326

Multiple airstrikes have already hit Tehran. Netanyahu is going to his bunker. It's unironically happening.

https://x.com/LionsOfZion_ORG/status/1933310691579986381

Me n dvdlad will be taking advantage of the middle east situation to set up an independent scotland and independent ulster if u dont mind

when Egypt switched off its internet, we knew right away because everyone in Egypt was tweeting about it.
won't believe this Iran thing until i hear it from an Iranian.

>>81476343
not an Israeli reg plate

Renphan worshippers causing chaos in the Middle East again. Had enough now.

>Watch: Polish MEP Destroys LGBTQ Exhibition, Gets Banned From Polish Parliament Building

Didn't even need to read the article and immediately knew it was that Braun guy again

How can one man be this based

i remember when Russia was doing some anti-gay thing and bars in Soho had signs about not stocking Russian vodka any more
maybe that was a tiny part of a huge boycott that crippled their biggest national export, i don't know, but if it was then it wasn't on the news. i think these bars just did it. what's that going to do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEJZXbhlAQs
>fuck spicy bean burgers
>fuck the sun
>fuck summertime
>fuck autism
That is all.

>>81476122
>>81476131
Lovely case of same seaning right here.

Corrr, agendafreeTV stream starting imminently. Training woodcutting in OSRS and sipping peppermint tea whilst two nations I don't like glass each other. We're reaching maximum comfy levels. Oh aye.

>NI protests will fizzle out and the government will continue to move Bomalians into council houses there
>Israel will blow up a few sheds in Iran and Iran will seethe and do nothing

>>81476259
Are you two hitting it off? Potential relationship?

Nuclear facilities have been destroyed

https://x.com/InsiderGeo/status/1933319467154452746

getting ready to die in a war

>>81476434
Where you chopping de lid? For XP or GP? For me? It's Barbarian Outpost willows for XP (I know there's more efficient methods now I guess) and Yews at Seers Village for GP (mage logs too slow pre-99).

Was just about to go to bed but these happenings warrant an emergency late night wuppa.

War in the Middle East? I never would have guessed.

>>81476472
I'm at that spot to the south-west of Draynor village, cutting the willows for XP. Just started playing, and I'm enjoying it so far. Nice game to chill out with.

No matter what, the shabbos goy Trump will do whatever Israel want

Iranian president targeted in assassination strike

https://x.com/InsiderGeo/status/1933320252793790622

>>81476484
I see, you still f2p? Many womfy memories of chopping the willows there. Lots of good conversations with randoms and annoying moments with random events. I prefer to chop them outside Barbarian Outpost if you ever go membership that's a better option de lid, you can teleport there with a games necklace.

>>81476504
Yeah I'm f2p de lad, might buy a membership soon though. Called someone a poofter because they were asking around if anyone had a pink skirt.

>>81476478
rarely happens. Westerns invading is NOT 'war in the Middle East'

>The IDF assassinated Iranian Chief of Staff Mohammad Baqri

Dayum. Looks like there's no going back now. Iran's President is probably dead too.

what is the likely outcome of this bombing in iran? i'm very dumb

>>81476471
>Some of you guys are alright, don't come to the Iranian uranium enrichment facilities tomorrow.

I remember in secondary school, year 8, I overhear a conversation about sex. A normie girl was saying about cumming and I said no that's not possible for a girl, she said yes it is, she's done it... I didn't know what to say so I said oh maybe I was wrong then and that it was different for a girl. Worlds collided then between the worldly sex haver and the non sex haver. She was out there doing it in year 8, dread to think what they are up to now. Me 15 years later am still a non sex haver.

>>81476526
>what is the likely outcome
nothing lad, nothing ever happens

Tehran got hit hard

https://x.com/Osint613/status/1933322166994346228

>>81476542
Oh my science a random goat shed burning. Something Will Happen this time, for sure.

>>81476514
Kek. Be careful some of the mods are as bad as the jannies here and would get you a mute or a ban for that. Anyway when you get 60 wc you can make some money cutting the Yew tree south of Edgeville which is handy in f2p. Not sure what the current GE rates are as I haven't played in ages. Make sure to upgrade your axe and keep an eye out for bird nests.

Ruthmong will be hoping Will gets drafted to fight for Israel

Bit of "that" before bed of course

Wonder how many of the Tommytards would queue up to fight for Israel

Was about to go to sleep, but now I'll have to stay up all night seeing this coverage. Will anything happen? Probably not, but I Must.

>>81476454
She married.I guess shes niceto me because its her job.IDk.Its nice anyway.If i asked her we could go into town together n stuff.In a therapeutic context.Am just in my hermit arc atm.

>>81476567
Cheers for the tips mate, and I'll try not to get jannied

>>81476591
I'm off to bed in a min, might as well catch up with it all in the morning.

Multiple high rise buildings flattened in Tehran. Death toll will likely be high.

https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1933324497458733222

Iran launching missiles now

https://x.com/Worldsource24/status/1933324768645964226

Career options:
Ghostbuster
Muppet Wrangler
Boggart catcher
What are you choosing?

Obama flew planes full of cash to Iran to bribe them not to make nukes and they just took the money and continued.
When Israel wants Iran to stop they just blow up the enrichment sites.
Whatever you think of Israel in general that will to power is pretty based tbqh.

i'll stay up and clue yous all in tomorrow.
also happy to look at feet and do drugs on your behalfs. i'm like a /britfeel/ jesus.

Word is DVDlad is building a nuclear bomb in Ballymena. It all kicking off.

>happy to look at feet
(this one is untrue but anything about trauma dumping would have come off like i was talking the piss)

I picked the wrong day to quit drinking.

The world changed forever tonight.

>>81476616
What exactly does being a Muppet (TM) catcher ensue? Wouldn't mind catching a few Fraggles I suppose.

>>81476628
Who is HHL rooting for?

>>81476613
>Iran's missiles all miss, they shake their fist and do nothing tomorrow.
Minimum happening.
Don't you remember when they launched a load of missiles and drones recently that did nothing?

>>81476628
>tonight
it's morning, lad. the morning of Friday the 13th.

this is only just beginning.

>>81476628
Get some booze at the all-night garage. It's gonna be a long night

>Iran > Israel > Palestine > Pakistan
Just my personal preferences for who to support. Nothing personal.

Harry Potter boggarts? are they the ones that turn into your worst fear?
mad that the gay teacher is concerned they'll turn into Voldemort because
1. why isn't that everyone's fear?
and
2. why isn't he worried they'll turn into a rapist uncle, or a bomb?

Harry Potter is usually pretty consistent with its world-building and internal logic

Israeli military says Iran has enough nuclear material to create bombs 'within days'

Send this to that special some1 in ur life x

>>81476633
You have to stop them from causing trouble around new york city, make sure they don't fight the sesame street people, steer them away from the mob.
>reminder the muppets exist in the Sopranos world
KINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gTnqVhGiGo

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMBgBMWyHVk

>>81476676
Fuck off with gay politics otherwise I will start nappy posting.

>>81476654
>why isn't that everyone's fear?
Voldemort is just a vague "le bad man" from relatively recent history for most people in the HP universe who's now dead/disappeared, especially in the first few books. Nobody other than the main characters would would be thinking about him.

>why isn't he worried they'll turn into a rapist uncle, or a bomb?
I don't know what you mean by worried but they do turn into a load of different things in the books for different people although JK didn't bring up any raping or bombs.

>>81476662
kek

hey crosslad, check out this image:
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1749776043556195.jpg

>>81476685
This will affect you

>>81476672
Might be hard to stop Elmo from diddling kids but I'll give it a try.

Eh nothing's happening. Time to sleep

the Sesame Street characters COUNT AS MUPPETS??

JK what are you going to name the new Indian character in your novel?
SMELLY SHIT MCPOOHEAD
Okay... what about the Welsh love interest?
SHEEP SHAGGER MCCHEESECOCK

Proper blushing,chuffed xxxxc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shbgRyColvE
wow. i knew it was the same guy, i thought The Muppets were just their own separate thing.

>>81476712
Of course they do, lad. A Muppet isn't just from The Muppets. Fraggle Rock, Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Sesame Street etc. are all Muppets (TM) as far as I know. Even other shows like The Hoobs. A Muppet is just a type of trademarked puppet from the Jim Henson company.

>>81476720
miss when the jokes were about her randomly deciding that some character was xyz all along.
actually thought that format
>nobody:
>JK Rowling:
was pretty funny the first few hundred times. made me think Twitter was OK sometimes.

now it's all just shit. 'Cho Chang' isn't even 'racist' there ARE East Asian people called Cho Chang, the fuck are people on about?

BREAKING NEWS lads Israel is attacking Iran

>>81476731
makes sense, but is there a distinction between Muppet(TM) as in a Jim Henson's Creature Shop proprietary patented puppet, and a Muppet as in one of the characters from The Muppets(TM)?

maybe it's because we didn't get Sesame Street over here, i think, but i always saw The Muppets as just characters in the films.

>>81476746
Yeah Chang is a very common name in China so I never understood why people complain about this. It's not like she called her Gookrice Kungfu.

I'd be nervous af if I was in Tel Aviv right now.

>>81476720
She's based for this fr.
JK you fuckin homophobe why are there no gays in HP?
>Uhh that guy who transcends human sexually is actually a flamboyant queer
JK you fuckin racist why are there no Jews in HP?
>There is, his name is, uhh, Anthony Goldstein? Yeah. That sounds right.
>Btw wizards used to just shit wherever they wanted then magicked it away

>>81476748
>it's real
well.

fuck.

>>81476771
sorry for doubting you HHL

bit worried about this

>>81476765
The Muppets are Muppets but not all Muppets are The Muppets if you get what I mean? Don't know why Sesame Street never took off over here. I still had a Tickle Me Elmo as a kid and a life size Kermit the Frog plushie that scared the shit out of me. I had the Vincent Price episode of The Muppet Show on VHS so they scared me a bit. Lovef Fraggle Rock but the non-Fraggle Muppets were scary.

>>81476788

I was following events before it even happened. The first reports of over a hundred jets crossing Iraqi airspace made it obvious to me what was coming. You don't send hundreds of your jets over another country for nothing.

Seeing Cho Chang in The Goblet of Fire movie when I was 8 started my Asian fetish.

>>81476815
For me it was Lucy Liu in the Charlie's Angels film.

Iran's main Natanz nuclear facility is on fire

https://x.com/FaytuksNetwork/status/1933332211077407217

i know he's addressing Americans, in English, but Netanyahu justifying the attack with 'imagine bombs hitting an area the size of New Jersey' is some slimy rhetoric.

"hey people in the United Kingdom: imagine the baddies attacking a nation the size of England. not saying it IS England, just using a size reference you can understand. tee-hee, do-ho."

Head of Iranian armed forced is dead

https://x.com/InstaNewsAlerts/status/1933332879704273024

>we have to bomb them before they bomb us
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_on_the_Non-Proliferation_of_Nuclear_Weapons
Israel must have some kind of oracle on their side

Iranian ballistic missiles crossing over Iraq

https://x.com/iiamguri9/status/1933332560488124790

Ayatollah Khamenei and Iranian president Pezeshkian both targeted in assassination strikes. Unknown if either are still alive.

Holy fuck.

https://x.com/Mr_Andrew_Fox/status/1933324920831807947?

Box room overheating but i canny open windae for the rain

>>81476941

Womfy thunderstorms predicted for the North-East tomorrow. Oh aye x

>>81476941
can you just open them to?
miss living somewhere with sliding vertical windows, really is a perfect design compared to the door type windows (any configuration)

Having a wot woodle now x

Watching that livestream of Tel Aviv and Haifa.

>friday 13th
if the happening hasnt happened by the end of friday then it will never happen

>>81477016
got a link, lad.

>>81477025
it is happening right now. turn on the news.

Me n wxkd are derry girls yea we're messy we make mistakes we get in trouble but were alive

Iran says IRGC leader has been killed. That's it then. Full blown war now de lids.

https://x.com/FaytuksNetwork/status/1933340941039120589

>>81476948
Proper dosser weather

>>81476975
>sliding vertical windows
Thats kewl. Nvr had them i think.Have u always lived alone since you moved out your parents?Seems hard

theyre posting timmy in the happening thread on /pol/

Iran's top nuclear scientist Fereydoon Abbasi is also dead.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fereydoon_Abbasi

Wowza

when did you buy your first home britfeelers?

>>81477125
>degree apprenticeship & supplement branding
wtf even is that?

>Everyone else is allowed to have nuclear weapons but this country isn't uh... just... because!
That's literally their pretext for attacking another nation isn't it? That's even weaker than Russia's pretext for invading Ukraine, but I bet the world won't condemn Israel anywhere near the same

>>81477075
we made mistakes i know we made mistakes but that was just part of life

>>81477092
lived with a mate, then with mate in a flatshare, then from flatshare to flatshare, dodgy landlords/flatmates, somehow managed to find my own place couple years ago. might move back with original mate we will see.

>>81477125
thought /britfeel/ would get a kick out of one the images on this article, but then i forgot the article
vaguely recall the old lady who has money and a home but says people need help, that's nice

Here come dat WW3 draftington

Have fun dodging FPV's, draftoids! Lmfao

>>81477132
A degree apprenticeship that pays 40k no less, more than most people in the country make

Me? Shan't be getting drafted by the moneylenders. Nay.

>>81477150
i think it really is that simple. i feel like i'm missing something since military tactics is all complex. doesn't really track with the whole 'mutually assured destruction' thing imho
Iran signed a treaty, Israel won't even fess up to HAVING nuclear weapons

if i was a Muslim, i'd be on the next plane to Iran voluntarily. no conscription required.

WW3 is on like donkey kong, is it not

Wish i wasnt anxiousall the time. Might cry in a bit.x

Keeping it together x

> Iran has no choice but to carry out the inevitable - Iranian state media

https://x.com/WW3_Monitor/status/1933345073342664750

>>81474026
Yeah what if we don't want to raise a little fucking asshole kid? By the way I have multiple kids. One is in california, one is in texas, all while I am chilling deep in the middle of the woods of Northern michigan. I've done my duty. I made children, I'm paying $450 a month for each I'm paying $450 a month for each of them, that's a little bit of a red flag but I'll explain it after I'm done speaking. And therefore, I've done my biological duty. All right now about that red flag.. the second kid doesn't get as much money as the first kid. But that's because the first kid was gone through court, and I told the other girl that as long as she doesn't take me to court for child support, She'll always get paid before the other girl does instead of letting it accrue due to financial strain that I'm under, and I'll pay her the same amount. They gave me a lot of control, and it also stops the pathetic state from collecting 60 cents for every dollar I pay into it, from federal funds under title d benefits. You know all that goes to pay for the judges retirement pension right? And I fucking hate judges. I mean, I've never been in trouble with the law, but they are such assholes who think they're better than everyone.

Reckon Iran will fire a couple thousand missiles at Israel either today or tomorrow. It war now.

Reckon at least 1 million will attempt to come here within the next few years as we're known for having the most welcoming asylum system in Europe at the moment. Could be closer to 10 million if it becomes a full blown war

Looks like WW3, does it not

Persoids getting pounded by these moneylenders rn

>>81477330
Give it up kid. No nukes are ever going to go off

>You're laffin?
>WW3 just erupted, and you're laffin?

>>81477125
>>81477155
>Everyone: Everyone needs more help!

>>81477323
oh shit is Blackpool opening fire on Middlesbrough??

>>81477345

I'm always right de lid. You should know the score by now x

>>81475110
Been there innit.

>>81477375
two wars have been lost today

Luv WW3, me

Quite the fan, in fact

imagine a world without these mongs

>>81474396
This would need to be another neet cus sumbody with stuff going on in life would just leave me in the end neways

>>81477416
>imagine

soon, we won't have to.

This is the real reason the amerigolems moved their middul east carrier strike groups into position a couple days ago btw

The amerigolem always does what its (((master))) tells it to do

>#BREAKING: Not a single IAF pilot reported any anti-aircraft fire from Iran amid the waves of strikes on Iranian military and nuclear targets. (Channel 13)

Iranians caught napping

>>81477455
but they were prepared to attack Israel
surprised they weren't firing in the sky at random as a pre-pre-emptive strike

Listening to some ASMR in beddingtons now but still following them happenings on /pol/ and X/Twitter.

>>81477528
tiny loser with an absurdly long neck has nothing going on in his shit life so gets excited when stuff like this happens

Gdnight troops

U.S. military evacuating assets from their Middle East bases. Looks like they are getting out of the way before Iranian retaliation begins.

https://x.com/clashreport/status/1933365536127435177

Garn try get some sleeps now. Far too warm in this bedroom.

Wonder what Steve thinks of all this

quite tired now but the show must go on

Couldnt sleep so i decided to get my end away w/ myself n now i can problt sleep yes i horny i in "the mood" i DTF is it not allowed??? Bt am still too fxing hot in this room its hard to sleep. But am a lot more relaxed now. Oh yesh.x Well neway night night love

>>81477963
we all human in life. if we could just wish our feelings away like Anakin Skywalkers, we'd probably wish away feeling hot.

>>81478075
>>81478075
>>81478075
new ww3 themed thread