Thread 81887181

MV Isle of Lewis edition

i should play fortnite

GCHQ bruising HHL's ego by trawling through all his patter and identifying him as 'zero risk'.

>>81887181 (OP)
Kids in America were playing games on the NES such has Megaman, Ducktails, Rygar, and super Mario brothers. Us in the UK? We had shit like this in the UK on "muh speccy" fucking shite even in the 80s it was grim in the UK.
https://youtu.be/WBF8m-MEhgE?si=Sa88vpppG5bGT2d8

not feeling alright

>>81887186

>tfw Kate gets constant updates on how much I drink and sniff
>tfw my smackhead mates are secretly doing her bidding
>tfw pushed to suicides

Jokes aside though my internet is definitely being fucked with lately. Either that or Virgin Media are just shitter than usual.

Ebin is quite intelligent because he likes watching documentaries

>>81887241
I had access to a seat that Kate Middleton had sat on once and was thinking of you

>>81887241
you a sober lad now and she doesn't like it
internet the only way she gets to you now

who hdre's a lass who wamts to low stakes flirts with mme?

Imaigne Kate Middleton's posh voice "He's sat on 4chan again!, Doesn't he have any friends or a girlfriend"

>Larua Tobin walks in: "Of course he doesn't!"

>>81887156
my grandparents are church wardens lol

>>81887244
Gambling is high IQ. There is a bell curve between low IQ, midwits who say gambling is bad and high iq gamblers.

All the richest people in the world are gambling minded

>>81887237
don't go listening to crosslad's piano then music is witchcraft in sonic form

>>81887273
might star gambling. don;t really no hw doe

>>81887200
you should masturbate

>>81887237
Whats wrong my lid?

>>81887285
eva as we speak

>>81887271
nice, bet they are good people
I only took the tea making duty because it's the only thing I can do lol

>>81887291
lil goonette

>>81887261
>you a sober lad now and she doesn't like it

Hot. She my relapse queen x

>>81887269

Also hot x

>>81887290
got no frens

>>81887297
they are indeed
last year I helped the church sort out the grounds, the council are supposed to do it but obviously don't

i think i should create a new trip

>>81887317
why do you need a new trip

>>81887317
think you could go back to discord desu

>>81887317
Why? We love the TISM a trip here, you fit right in with the rest of us.

>>81887282
I'll "teach" you how to gamble

>>81887325
i want to use my trip on other boards but i dont want them to see what i say on here

>>81887340
you don't need a trip on /soc/ the board has ids, you shouldn't be on /soc/ though you'll get trafficked

>>81887317
think you should gives me cuddle. heheh

Staying at me parents place lads
How am I meant to sneak in a decent wank like this

>>81887282
tenner on Ryan Moore
all you need to know de lid

the vibes are just off for me
dont think britfeel for me anymore

Me? Shitposting on that 4chan on my waptop on my new woffee table while drinking Woca-Wola. I should really cut downs on me wugary drinks as well but one thing at a time aye. At least I'm not on the wokkles tonight.

>>81887340
>I NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW WHO I AM
Fucking sad init

>>81887362
not a single good game
maybe the fnaf one is good, fnaf is good
especially sister location, but i don't like playing it as much as watching

>>81887369
roblox and fortnite isnt any better

>Playing Headliners with internet friends
>You can investigate buildings and take photos for score
>Only girl in the group just stands at the spawn
>Contributes less than 10% score
>I always end up with 70% or more
>Ask her to leave the spawn and contribute more
>Get told I'm being a sexist bully
......??

>>81887377
roblox and fortnite are not games
they are platforms
they include hundreds of games underneath them
roblox is especially for this, as it has no base game

>>81887369
if you dont like dredge you got shit fucking taste you femoid pleb

>>81887369

We should play Wortnite together x

>>81887381
Don't think I can be playing thouse. It quite literally feels like hanging around the school gates.

off 2 bed to reset my vibes

>>81887397
think of all the underage boys who've wanked off while thinking of eva on roblox and fortnite

>>81887391
i am better than you
i play build and i am better than probably 90% of players
>>81887404
why would you say this because like its just even worse because when you read something you visualise it

>>81887407
>why would you say this
because it's probably true

>>81887413
whatever, teenage boys will be teenage boys
however its just something you don't point out

Haven't shaved in six months and haven't had a haircut in over five years. Starting to look like a brutal death metal guitarist who has a house full of guns.

eva being confrontational today because she didn't masturbate last night. so cute

>>81887362
Black and red yet again

eva6 how would you describe your relationship with your (biological) mother?

>>81887418
well i did and you cant stop me, just accept you're tween wankbank material due to your choice of hanging around underageb&

Only good thing about Fortnite for me is the music mode as it reminds me of my boomer Guitar Hero days. Wish I had a plastic guitar still.

>i do not want to visualise teenage boys in a state of onanism
>anyway, back to my erotic doujishi

>>81887419
Washing your hair must take ages. I like my hair short so washing/drying it is much quicker.

>>81887407

>girls being good at video games

Fake news x

Women just dont want anything to do with me

>>81887434
>Wish I had a plastic guitar still.
One of the only things I was good at back in the day was GH, even somehow got a gf out of it at the time.
Miss that shit like you wouldn't believe

>>81887443
Given that it's a tranny, they might genuinely be better than you

>>81887452
member when everyone on /r9k/ experienced this
take me back

I bet nobodys as good as me at super ghouls and ghosts. Completed it without dying twice.

never a frown with gordon brown x

Mad how zoomers will be getting nostalgia over fortnite now

>>81887463
you can keep that gayass shit game m89

The only games you need are slots

>>81887453
>even somehow got a gf out of it at the time.
how does that one come about lad?

it's like some weird nerd fantasy
>i was playing DDR at the arcade and did SO WELL at MAX 300 on Expert, that this girl...

>>81887440
Yeah it takes me about 15 or 20 minutes in the shower these days. Have to make sure all the shampoo and conditioner is rinsed properly.
>>81887453
Same mate. Guitar Hero and Rock Band were my absolute favourite games. 1000s of hours across those two franchises. Expert on guitar and drums. Looking back it's wasted but I had a lot of fun with my mates from school online and found a lot of good music through those games.

Ngl I could get used to this sobergrind life. The risk of smashing my waptop is extremely low right now and it's lush x

>>81887463
This game legitimately triggers my fears, for some reason. Scariest game ever made.

>>81887463
You're right. Don't have the patience for this game yet somehow 100 percented Super Meat Boy. Same with Mega Man does my tits in.

>>81887477
me, mak and seaside mark standing against the sober swarm

>>81887419
hairs down to my lumbar but I want to look like a brvtal death metal guitarist who has a house full of guns
>>81887440
yeah its shite really, hairdresser on the 31st to give me a maintenance cut, take a few inches off to keep it healthy n ting

>>81887472
Every penny don't fit the slot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js-2cqqY1K8

>>81887477
You're better off sober lid hope the doctor has some sage advice for you on Monday. Glad my demon drink days are behind me myself.

damn i hate being sober
im a smoker x

>>81887232
>Kids in America
that's a song lol based

>>81887474
>how does that one come about lad?
Basically we were good mates already, proper "bestie" shit, and one day she was around mine and she was like "oh yeah i like GH lets play some"
I'm not like a fucking world record holder, but I could play most songs on expert. Only one in my friend group who could Raining Blood at all.
We played some shit, took turns, and by the end she went "wow... you're really good huh" and it wasnt long later it became more than just friends I swear.
It wasnt like the SOLE reason we started dating, but I think she did get genuinely impressed as she wasnt someone to say that shit lightly.

>>81887476
I only did guitar, played drums IRL instead. If you spent time having a good time with mates, its not wasted time.
Some of my fondest memories are playing GH in my stoner mate's bedroom as he got high and basically got hard watching me play.
House parties full of drugs and sex, then just me and a couple close mates in a closed room playing GH and trying to finish hard songs. Priorities fully aligned.

Even dubs and I garn wasino x

eva6 is HHL physically attractive?

>I'm autistic and a virgin AND a girl btw xxx xxx teehee

Just fuck off

>>81887512
We need to consult the croupier on this matter.

Miss the wasino a bit. When are you back Ponce?

>>81887523
and an insufferable poltard with no grasp on reality, dont forget

Wasino is a 25 mile drive and it's quite late so probably for the best, Corr, I do miss the sound of the wheel and the felt and the real cards

Wingo is even further, its been over 2 years since I last went

>>81887511
cor what a story. do you have any pics of her, still?
assuming she was 16+ at the time winkwink

>>81887542
It's bollocks nowadays anyway. May as well do it on your phone. Too many old bints on the tablets buying like 50 lines.

>>81887547
Nah none I'd be willing to share and dont really have em anyway outside of just knowing where to find them. She was a bit of a butterface, fucking smoking body for sure and knew how to use it, but the personality was what sold it for me. Didn't end well anyway so even looking her up gives me too many feels.

>no Veitchian kino today
lads...did the crackies finally get him?

We on that Beautiful South grind in life x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06EbMhzwLBw

>go outside to put black bag in wheelie bin
>there's a package next to bin with a little tag on saying "A special delivery from KM"
>open it up
>it's a crate of high strength cider cans
>a note attached to one of the cans says "drink them tonight loser or there will be severe consequences"

It's over x

>>81887580
Really enjoyed this post, quite a womfy saturday evening in fact x

Ave got the cheap 1 avent i
Well ave got the xheap version of the minty baileys aye

i have been playing since 2017
https://files.catbox.moe/80cjfh.mp4

>>81887591
You on the booze Crossy?

The centre of the universe

>>81887592
when are you going to grow up

>>81887572
saw paul heaton live at trnsmt in 2023. it lush x

>>81887592
this is just like that "guys cyberpunk has good combat gameplay" webm of ADHD shit that means fuck all

>>81887589

Womfy evening indeed. Ngl lid I'm mostly not drinking tonight due to health reasons. Garn have another wuppa soons and stick a film on.

>>81887637
What film you got planned? Was thinking 12 angry men myself

>>81887580
it's them gangstalkers, lad. everyone's against you. we know the score.

>>81887637
>health reasons
Why are you being so vague? If you were shitting bright red blood it's just piles. Only need to worry if the blood is black.

>>81887592
You've never played a good video game you zoomie you were born after 9.11

>>81887592
>https://files.catbox.moe/80cjfh.mp4
dont get whats going on in this video
never played that game
back in my day we played team fortress 2

>>81887592
I've been posting on britfeel for longer than that.

>>81887659
>dont get whats going on in this video
shit gameplay of a shit game

For me it was Quake 3 on shitty dial up. Corre, what an experience.

Scarborough September rerun. Casino trip oh aye.

>>81887659
>back in my day we played team fortress 2
good for you im still better

>>81887673
for me it was running Dawn of War 1 on a laptop that was technically too weak to run it and compstomping for days on end

>>81887673
ut2004 on grandmas compter
we only had the demo version

can you guys just play one of these games and stream it, or some shite
don't need running commentary just think it'd be a larf

>>81887659
i think she's trying to show off with movement and aiming or something >>81887678
you need to chill out little miss moody

for me it was Jedi Academy and the Half-Life 1 mod The Specialists (sometimes BrainBread)

>>81887686
>>81887687
Based lids. I am still of the opinion that Quake 3 and Unreal Tournament are the best multiplayer games in existence. Simple but addictive. Loved UT3 years later too. Some cracking mods for that game.

eva brings the vibes down desu

For me it was Worms Armageddon running on Windows 2000 and XP

Can't believe Epic shut down UT3, announced a F2P version then cancelled it. Absolute cunts.

>>81887723
She's honestly just a cunt, simple as
If she was a bloke no one would even talk to her, just got that vagina privilege

>>81887730
Cracking game. Still the best Worms game in my opinion. World Party is good too. I have a soft spot for Worms 3D because it's the only game my dad ever bothered to learn to play with me and the procedural generation of levels was fun in the 3D environment.

>>81887708
Warsow was a good Quake II clone focused on all the mad strafe jumping shit. probably dead now but it was great just bouncing around on the 'instagib' servers where the skill was basically blitzing around bouncing off slopes and things.

Fortnite just reminds me of that fort building Half-Life 2 mod where EVERY cunt would construct 10-layer-deep metal shields around the flag. then some griefer on your team would throw a hissy fit and destroy it all. more tedious than fun, even if everyone was playing along properly.

looking at join my band in my city and corr theres so many really talented musicians, been playing guitar for years and I dont think ive got the balls to contact any of them on their adverts ngl

We all saturday night shut-ins in life x

>>81887643

Dunno lid might stick a horror on. Was thinking about giving that Smile 2 another watch.

>bragging about being good at fortnite
lmaooooo

>>81887743
Couldnt into 3D worms at all. Armag is their first excellent one but World Party is probably better just for the QoL shit. Mostly Armag with some streamlining to be less annoying and sillier. Both are valid.
Just got fond memories of running it off fucking floppy disks iirc

>>81887748
best of luck young'un i assumed music was just all AI now. i mean, what if yous don't get on? don't you have to be friends, then start a band? you can just JOIN a band?!

just makes me think of Jack Black in School of Rock putting up his flyers. are people on Facebook Marketplace forming bands now?

>>81887762
World Party was my jam

>>81887748
Do it lad it'll be a bit of fun and you'll meet like minded people. x
>>81887752
You should watch Martyrs, one of my favourite horrors (the original French not the shit American remake).

>>81887766
>you can just JOIN a band?!
Not him but yeah, pretty common for lads to want a start a band but not know a drummer and shit, so they just want a lad who can play and keep time

>>81887762
Used to be an absolute pro at traversing around with the rope. It was a key skill really wasn't it?

>>81887643
>12 angry men
kino, this. slap it on while we have the lull in the heatwave (and tempers).

>>81887752
>Smile 2
remember that 'Smiley' film (as in, emoticons) about an internet killer? them American college characters were talking about this naughty /b/ website, very prescient.

Love walking home at night I do. Such a nice atmosphere and quiet. Once again I avoided drinking. Don't think I even want to do it anymore.

Neet here

THIS IS THE DAY
THIS IS THE DAY NEWCASTLE GOT PUMPED AWAY NEWCASTLE GOT PUMPED AWAY
WE WILL REJOICE WE WILL REJOICE AND GET MAD WAE IT x

>>81887766
I get the impression a fair amount of people dont play instruments so its a bit hard finding people to play shit with or you meet someone and they're already in a band etc

>>81887777
>>81887819
fair enough. just seems like one of those things where you'd really have to get on and gel well together, not just have the skills.

maybe it is a sign of the times. i feel like there's 'enough' music, unless you wanted a band for wedding or something. grim.

>12 angry men
Not my favourite Henry Fonda film (that privilege goes to Grapes of Wrath) but a classic nonetheless.

glad my teenage frens who were in bands uploaded their music to Soundcloud after MySpace died.

they once played in a gig with a band who had played in another gig with Maximo Park, don't you know.

>>81887809

Scotland did Sunderland proud today lid. Oh aye x

>>81887791

I always find it cringe when 4chan gets mentioned in TV shows and films because you can tell the writers clearly don't even spend time here and only know about 4chan from what they've heard about it or read on Wikipedia lol.

>>81887872
it's like the Fox News thing became real. that's the '4chan' Ofcom are against.

genuinely good shit has came from this site. it not fair.

>Sylvanian Families' legal battle over TikTok sex, drugs and murder videos

lol same old same old

Where would the world be without Baneposting? 4chan should be protected.

What if it was 12 Angry Mandem who let off a Pakistani rape gang because they decided to lowe it senpai.

>>81887934
Kek, they can't stop people making videos with those cute little critters. Doesn't this fall under fair use or parody laws or something?
Secretly wanted those as a kid but they were seen as girly. Would have loved a big collection of the critters, a wee critter village.

>>81887704
By shooting nothing?

>>81887935
i remember a 'baneposting irl' video quite possibly in Sunderland HMV
fully understand if the lad who uploaded it wants it gone because it was very awkward, but at the same time we ought to preserve internet culture
4chan is DIY indie art

Might actually stick Apocalypse Now on tonight as I ended up watching Silence of the Lambs last night instead.

Eva not playing Wortnite with Welper because she thinks she's better than him. Not right. And not kind.

>>81887966
The Lost verticals from /tv/ while it was still airing are high art I tell you. Am I durn? Curse I am.

>>81887981
another posh lass trying to destroy are chairman
bet she is wearing black and red

>>81887913

It's like normies think only incels post on 4chan like they don't exist on mainstream sites. if anything, there's more incel types on Reddit and Tumblr than 4chan. Way more probably.

>>81887956
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq8z9g7n7lpo
lass in Ireland, company is suing because 'reputation', and yeah she's saying it's parody (which obviously it is).

it a sigur ros kinda night, oh aye x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwkcdRE6JEY

>>81887794
Proud of you mate

Found some good sneed free I scream, Lidl deluxe.

>>81887999
Completely forgot they made a Resident Evil show. Kinell. They haven't made a decent film yet either but I enjoy them as mindless slop.

wot if im not good enuf for a band, although the ones ive seen live locally I think I could do, found a lad my age on there wanting a guitarist, I could message him, but what if hes really good.

The media does a great job of representing 4chan users
https://youtu.be/VtAwViFCvSw?si=etEu15fe8t6kj2vA&t=626

>>81888021
Corr. Look at that little wickolo on that thumb love ripping those off with my teeth.

>>81888033
Kek, that actually looks like Helper a bit.

>>81888033
Comically funny. Is this how normies perceive us?

>>81888048
wickolo? Are you offering to suck my thumb?

>>81888021
don't hold me to this, but i believe 'vanilla extract' has to contain some specific amount of ethanol to count as trve vanilla. but then purely as ABV you're not going to experience the effects in some dessert.

still, the taste bothers me. i have some vanilla extract in the cupboard, i can detect the alcohol, it's both sickly and tempting ;__;

>>81888031
this is what Marty McFly said.
then he DID get rejected.
it COULD happen to you, so don't even try.

>>81888065
A wickolo is a piece of skin on the side thumb or fingers that is irritating and sometimes painful when removed. Its what my mum calls them it must be a northerner thing.

>>81888033
ngl this is me when I Dark Web Search "Incel-Black[sic] pill ideology"

>>81888021
For me? Chocolate with brownie chunks.

>>81888079
I said this about my driving test then I passed it, maybe I can do it

Silent hill
https://vocaroo.com/1bYp8xh4kM9U
>>81888012
Lush

>>81888021
Oh nice, this is a good find.

"Wickolo" sounds like what you'd hear if you ask a spacker what their favourite Dragon Ball character is.

>>81888083
>[sic]
lrn2google. "-Black" is to remove blacks from the results because he is a RACIST

>>81888109
Genuinely cannot find another person or information referring to a small piece of skin on the side of the fingers with the word wickolo or wickelo I will ask my mum tomorrow she is sleeping right now. Our family has been saying it all our lives.

Fuckin hell when I have 'aircut and a shave it makes me look 10x fatter than I normally look. A 2 week stubble hides a lot of it. Looking a bit like our mark right now.

>>81888080
>>81888136
think she means this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitlow

>>81888144
it's your double chin B lad. keep the beard tbqh.

>>81887999
Thought that was Meghan markle for a second

>>81888021
>Sneed free
>Top ingredients

If 4chan is blocked in the U.K. then as a British expat I will continue the britfeel threads.

You know what? I've never heard anyone talk or call those things on your fingers anything but I know exactly what he means

Also I managed to cum tonight, after 4 days involuntary nofap

>>81888147
Nope. That is not a wickelo. This is a wickelo

If 4chan is blocked in the U.K. then as a British sexpat I will continue the britfeel threads.

wibble wickolo eggs

>>81888028

The show was garbage compared to the films anyway.

>>81888189
Laughed out loud and a fart came out n all. Bloody hell.

Directions to >>81888186
Casino Admiral Gibraltar

I was surprised to find out Americans (and others?) think Meghan Markle is black. She looks Italian at most.

Do you wonder what your last post will be

My family had a lot of strange words for things and people. My grandad used to call unemployed people "Yon man". Also bread for dipping in gravy or a sauce at dinner time? That is called "Pobs". Must be a Lancashire thing.

Am no goin intae it rn but ave got a few things to celeberate today
Lets just say Arbroathy was right
>>81888203
"Skibidi"

>>81888203
Probably "it's my birthda-ACK" if the date is right

>>81888186
Alright Abdul lad

>>81888195
...and then I said "HE HAS AN ARSE LIKE CHEWED BUBBLEGUM!"

Got an itchy tuppence x

>>81888203
I'll post it tomorrow. Gotta get out of this shithole of personality mongs.

>>81888203
It will be Welper saying "I did it my way, cheers fuck the lot"
https://youtu.be/Qp6D71kQRhA?si=KYlo5AbItK5ZnrP8

Din-din o'clock i do reckon

>>81888224
Every day above ground a day to celebrate. x

>>81888229
Kek. Thats not my hand I found it on Bing image search.

Na night Ziggeh, cya in't mornin' pal! (My Way) (Lee Can't Have Cheese Remix)

Job interview on Monday coor

The Apu took everything off me once he escaped the QMEE farm at the house and went straight to SPACCA. Courts ruled in the frogs favour, had to sell the house and move into a bedsit after me mam was taken by the Frog Knockers and now she rots in Feel Street Frenitentiary. Little freak used the money to buy himself a custom vehicle and a Beige Buffet franchise venue. Holding back tears trying to eat my pot noodle knowing he has wuppas and wustlers on tap.

>>81887676
l'd be up for that desu

>>81888186
Alleged black woman Meghan Markle has lighter skin than this.

>>81888266
Thats a lovely car you have there apu. I am one of the higher ups at the mobility scheme. We would like to make YOUR car the UK standard for mobility cars all across the nation. All disabled people would be required to drive the state of the art Apu car. It can all be yours. A 7 figure deal has got your name on it for the rights to use the cars likeness. What do you say?

>>81888266
Serves you right for taking advantage of the little feller. SPACCA are here to protect us all, little lad.
>>81888285
I find Megan very fuckable to be honest.

>>81888265
i had one on Friday that went well and another on Monday with a different company

>>81888265
phwoar what's the job

>>81888288
Can't tell if this is a Simpsons reference or not, been ages since I saw that episode.

A Chinese lad at my office uses the darkest black emojis on the work chat. Not quite sure what his gimmick is but I chuckle every time.

>>81888292
Good luck lid. We all working in life x

>>81888294
eCommerce Manager lid x

https://vocaroo.com/1gWmUoKW6l0f Zanarkand
Last 1 cus am quite drunken now

>>81888285
Lads. For gods sake Im not black or tan. Probably one of the whitest men in here. Do you lot not know how to use Google image search?

>>81888310
kek, I do this as a laugh, he must be taking the piss

shout out britfeel drinkers
me and mak against the world
fuck the lot x

>>81888310
>my sister using the monkey emoji, every time, even in serious situation
m8...

>>81887291
this webm activates my neurons

thinking about when eva6 fled the thread after her le autism xd gimmique being exposed kek

A white lad at my office uses the yellow Chinese emojis on the work chat. Not quite sure what his gimmick is but I chuckle every time.

>>81888274
Reckon you'd jump at the chance at a Scarborough milf in a chippy now

>>81888361
aren't they just the standard colour of emoji? I use the yellow ones. banter if my colleagues think I'm deliberately choosing it to mean asian

>>81888376
It's default because yellow's the most common skin colour in the world, you're meant to change it if you're not Asian.

>>81888360
What was that about then lad?

>>81888375
Perhaps it would be more likely, she was quite dodgy though

Fucking state of the trains, on Wednesday there was massive disruption at Waterloo all day becaue of a singal failure, now looking at it again there was another day of chaos

>>81888398
Foreign population has 10x'd since you came last.

State of the train prices

That was for a same day return, returning the next day is cheaper but still ridiculous. A return trip would only be 60 bong in disel

Me n shppy is going to see "jesus christ superstar" @ edinburgh playhouse

Also if I drove I could make a pit stop at the York Toby

Been posting on the Alts building up my reputation who knows what I'll become in 10 years time. I'll never be forgotten.

Wesley Winter loves a good riot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfMEeOTg4Ms

I put my reading list into ChatGPT and it said the authors weren't diverse enough, so I'm looking to expand into some black literature. Any other suggestions?

>>81888203
one of the most common English single-word responses has NEVER been posted on /r9k/.

i could tell you what it is, but then you'd claim it for yourself.

Mam was telling me that my cousin told her that when we were at my stpdads thing I had asked her for a fag once i was drunk nd she said Naw bc i was just after going on about how id quit vaping nd i had a nicotine patch on which I proudly showed to her nd then After a few jars I wa slike that "Give me a cig" nd she said Naw which is for the best.But its funny cus when we first sat down nd my cousin said shes away for a fag i said U need to quit that! ITs not good for you!!!!!!!!!!! Nd she was like that "only when am drunk" Nd then when i got drunk I wanted one as wellb ut i had blacked out n forgot that.It seems like everybody had a nice time apart from me as far as pissing on the floor etc but thats just my private little hell so as long as everybody else was happy am happy

>>81888467
>York

You could also visit The [REDACTED]

>>81888488
>Millz n Boondocks

Tendies are in the oven x

>>81888517
imogenkitchen

When u get right down to it everybody just wants to be a cute wee lassie at the end of the day. Theres no point in denying it.

I'm just going to leave this here, make of it what you will

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS8xBso4OUk

>>81888552
This will be an interesting ruthmong arc

>>81888552
Guarentee that at best she's a paki LARPing as an Arab, based on that accent I'd wager Pajeet

Is crossy transitioning then? Is that what Arbroathy was right about

Crosslass necking creamy strawbs on her pink bed x

>>81888585
Arbroathy wishes Crossy would transition, he's worse than a Jew at this point. Crossy has christ, he doesn't need some bloke with paperweight bollocks guiding him

i do not want to be a cute wee lassie

Coor I'd love to shag a muslim girl. Do they have to leave their hijabs on even during sex?

>>81888617
>Do they have to leave their hijabs on even during sex?
Phwoar I hope so

>>81888617
No, they don't have to leave their hijabs on around their husband or family in general

I've noticed Muslim girls always have massive arses

>>81888632
then what's stopping the husband from getting turned on by his wife's hair?

Everybody want to be a cat x

>>81888602
Why are you obsessed with another man's cock and balls

>>81888647
Husbands are meant to be turned on by their wives

>>81888360
she's gooning rn so she'll be ok again tomorrow

>Everybody want to be a cat x
now THIS i can agree with

>>81888602
Based n christpilled

>>81888688
because a cat's the only cat

>>81888672
If we're at the point where half the women's team are biological males isn't that just too far? Do normies think this is okay?

>>81888667
Not obsessed, just a statement of fact

this weird shin-chan visual novel indie game made me REALISE that in Japan they don't allow gay marriage but they DO allow transgenders because then it becomes not-gay
think Iran has something similar where they're accidentally fine with transgender people because they're against gays

throw religion into the mix and that's some fuckin complex shit

>>81888714
there is another facet of their physiology that makes me wonder at what point you're accurately representing France on the French football team.

I luv getting cozy
Oh yesh I love it

Just checked into that beddingtons me. Too tired to watch a film nows. Just garn watch some YouTubes then have have pre-sleeps wank.

>>81888873
>then have have pre-sleeps wank.
Care to share what about or you keepin it private?

Shppy this is quite good channel 4 UK christpill https://youtube.com/@rse

>>81888883

Dunno yet probably just use my imagination. I've been cutting it right down on the porn lately me. Only been on /gif/ like once this week.

>tfw no strangulation wank material any more

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/strangulation-in-pornography-to-be-made-illegal

>>81888905
you in the eternal trap thread?
oh aye

I want to go to gym bc of keeping off calories since i started fluoxetine but am too anxious to go. Am gna ask my mams to come with

>>81888919
Wish I was in Glasgow I'd go with you and we could learn and get swole together. Too scared to go gym alone myself.

Haven't done a NNx challenge for ages. Might do NNA in August. Oh aye x

>>81888915
>Cover up ethnically motivated rape gangs for decades
>Bans porn depicting something in porn that women plead for and is probably predominately watched by women
Another day in yookay.

>>81888915
Fuck me. Not even allowed to have a kink now. This government are a fucking joke. Burn it all down.

>>81888896
>https://youtube.com/@rse
>@rse
Suspicious that this is even real but I'll check it out anyway

Family is always telling me off for using the emoji with the sunglasses as a reaction to everything but I won't stop.

>>81888942
Just reminded me of this tune you dropped a while back, corr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQNgM_0wxfY

Only been on gif once this week myself. Always a softcore man me as a rule

>>81888552
I really don't have interest in women that don't show their cute faces. Women are beautiful. If walked out masked up, I'd be intimidating to women. Therefore women should not wear any face coverings.

>>81888972
Whats wrong with that? My most used emojis is probly love heart nd laffy face

>>81888915
>also degrading
maybe that's the point, though. it's porn.
hell what if people do this IRL?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Spanner
this was fucking stupid, and it was gay men consensually doing it for kicks. nobody 'loses', here. (the women in porn get paid even if it's not their cup of tea.)

>>81888950
The government clearly has a war on men. With the way things are going, men will become even more angered and start to attack women more. Attacks on migrant hotels are a regular thing now. Men have had enough.

>>81888962
Its deffos real they have been going for a while, Rise radio,,ITs not pure mind blowing stuff or anything but its decent for unwinding your brain whilst monging out in bed at end of day

>>81889019
Yeah, it's just that their YouTube handle is 'Arse' so I thought I was being rickroll'd

going to take that accelerationism pill.
if men younger than me kick off because they can't have straightforward male desires in life, let's see where it leads.

>>81888940
Ik if i jst had one gym pal it would be so much easier to go but alone is so brutal

>tfw no r's asmr channel

it's clear she doesn't want to be online at least publicly. poor lass must have confidence and some kind of trauma issues.

>>81888974

Corr some choonington that.

>Always a softcore man

Based. I'm generally not into hardcore porn either only ever watch it when I'm high on gear. A slightly lewd ASMR video will always turn me on way more than a graphic porn video ever will. SImple as x

>>81889015
It is more that the government has no idea how to deal with sexual violence without being racist. The professional middle classes accept as an axiom that WHITE RACISM IS WRONG AND BAD. End of. Therefore, any incidents or data that suggests something like Mirpuri Pakistanis are responsible for grooming gangs and they target white girls out of racist hate, must be false. For them it is like saying 2+2=5. It just cannot be right.


So they scramble and try anything else. It is really sad. Nothing can really be done.

>>81888942
>>81888905
As if you wank with ur imagination lad that's insane.

To be fair, lately I've been reading sexy novels and I can wank to the idea in my head the writing proposes. I end up orgasming to just reading text lol

>>81889045
A certain clique won't be happy with us. Anyway I'm garn beddington soon, just had my own wankington to some FB pics of a woman I knew

>>81889057
>As if you wank with ur imagination lad that's insane.
What's insane about it? You can just imagine women/scenes you like, no need for Goldstein Studios PLC

>>81889056
i would at least hope within these communities they're pariahs. at the end of the day if xxxx culture is like this, they need to change. their women aren't egging it on, surely.

there are other overlaps too, e.g. mental health, drugs, drink. really i don't know HOW you could rape, it's like punching a dog or something, it would be challenging.

>>81889015
>The government
>>81889056
>The professional middle classes

very appropriate dubs kek

>>81889078
>they need to change
not from their own perspective they dont

>>81889078
>i would at least hope within these communities they're pariahs
They're not lmao. They always get full support during trails and after being released, and victims are often further attacked by the rapist's family members outside court. "Moderate" members of The Community only ever acknowledge rape gangs to call whitey racist and say to shut your mouth for the sake of diversity.
I'm happy to see counterexamples, but as far as I can see "their silence is deafening", to paraphrase the left.

I want mammy come to the gym wiv me
Nd i want mammy come to mass wiv me
Am worried about her soul bc of she hasnt gone recently.Me neither.2022.
I jst want her to be healthy n happy
But I was worriedbc about her soul.
But every day in her job she heal the sick like jesus said. Shes a positive in the world.So i hope that counts for something too.
Thats my plan for nxt week anyhow that we can do more stuffs together nd ill be less of a shut in
I love u my precious mmy x

>>81889057
>As if you wank with ur imagination lad that's insane

I do it all the time. To me it's completely normal. I can be much more creative with my imagination than porn ever can be.

>>81889101
i get the "protect your own" instinct but for any sort of more primitive/tribal/backwards culture, this is where people end up dead.
doesn't make any sense.

>>81889113
Attacking (raping) the outgroup is rarely if ever looked down upon. Morality is an exclusively white concept

Absolute tyrant at 12 minutes. Wants to look through his phone and camera. One of the worst this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvCuhJs9_H4

>>81889113
>for any sort of more primitive/tribal/backwards culture, this is where people end up dead
If people were raping *their* girls I'm sure The Community would want them dead. The gangs view the white victims as kuffars who are fair game to rape. This is a consistent thread throughout the cases.
And it looks like The Community doesn't disagree with that enough to make any noise about it.
Again as always I'm happy to see counterexamples.

Jews have been subverting white's natural defence mechanisms for decades if not centuries, they've opened the gates of vienna as it were, both literally and metaphorically

>>81889056
It's funny because I feel like "raunchy male entertainment" used to be a lot worse. I've seen Animal House. That's a comedy that glorifies the idea of perving on women. And back in the day it was easier to find some *really* suspect shit online.
So, how is it that levels of SA and rape just keep going up? Censoring shit is the answer, right?

>>81889078
Lmao, you don't know half of it. Families often team up to do this stuff together.
Literally, there are stories of men who had girls tied up in their home, and called all of their cousins and uncles up to have a go.

>>81889222
Animal house was from the 70s. Fucking different time. Talked to old American geezers who were in US college in the 70s and they would go on panty raids where some guy would blow a trumpet and all the dudes would go into female dorm rooms and steal womens knickers. Seen as just a bit of a laugh back then. These days would get you kicked out and on the sex offenders register. Completely different world. Not saying it was ok back then. Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris got away with a lot of shit because some of the stuff they got up to with teen girls just was not seen as that bad back then. Harvey Weinstein made the excuse that he came of age in a different time when sexual mores were very different.

parents need to look after their kids properly. feel like that's something that's gone downhill.
raise them so that even when they are left to their own devices, they don't do fucked-up stuff.

>>81889262
With the greatest of respect, you need to get out of this mindset where things like parenting and social media are the problem.
It's not adorable middle class English boys who are doing this stuff. They're the same people they always were.

>>81889262
Holy Kek lad. A lot of parents these days barely know their kids. Especially working class white parents. Remember talking to kids from a council estate (I was a teacher) who had no idea what their parents did for a living. They just did not really talk. Parents just let them turn on the xbox so they would not have to deal with them.

>>81889291
>kids from a council estate (I was a teacher) who had no idea what their parents did for a living
Probably fuck all.

>he is one of those kids. I dont think his parents talk to him.

This was a common thing I heard. Parents who dont really talk to their kids. Very detached from them. Weird.

It's amazing when you find little life hacks that are so obvious you think that it can't work, because surely you're not the only one to have found it, and if it did work, surely everyone would be doing it, but then it still works

my older cousin fingered a girl when she was unconscious. he was 14 at the time, she was 13. even all her brothers took it as funny drunken high-jinks.
lad had poor impulse control and ended up a cokehead, but then he got it together and now he has a family. he's back to being a good Catholic.

>>81889305
That's always been a thing. I had a friend growing up whose dad was always in the pub.

>>81889290
nah i see this in real life AND in the news. people END UP certain ways, and i think there's been a shift across all cultures.

most obvious thing is sticking your kid in front of a screen which 100% happens. and then the parents take it as an affront if you don't like their kids running around screeching. they have autism. they have ADHD.

>>81888992
Dunno they think I'm being flippant or sarcastic and guess what? I usually am. Wee rascal I am.

>>81889317
Sounds like he's a rapist and should be locked up, pal.

All those pals I made on Runescape over the years... lost, like spaff in a tissue...

>>81889359
as far as i'm aware, he never did any sex crimes after that. few fights, that's about it.
this was early-2000s, i would hope kids are more clued-in to stuff now. it's not even like "he got away with it" through any sort of negligence or cover-up. he just got angry when i brought it up, nobody kicked his head in, life went on.

>>81889444
What the fuck was he doing drunk at 14? To be fair I fingered a girl when I was like 11 but she was also 11. Kids do experiment.

>>81889421

I didn't log into my main Runescape account for years and when I eventually got back into it I had been hacked and someone took all the shit out of my bank lmfao.

fingered a girl in primary school, we were probably about 9 or 10, she touched my dick aswell

>>81889505
it was just normal, really. wasn't even at a house party or anything, there was a working man's club that put on disco nights more for the youths.
if you think of it in school terms, that's year 10s/11s sneaking in with 16-17 year olds. and then the year 9s are going to try and get in, get served or know someone who can.

>>81889510
Bloody basterd bitches. Same actually happened to my long term account and Jagex being the chuds that they are wouldn't let me appeal it. Basically my account got hacked somehow and got done for RWT.
>>81889561
Didn't really start drinking till like 15 or 16 myself. Usually shite like Smirnoff Ice someone had managed to get and a few of us would share it and act pissed.

>>81889585
fair enough. from age 12 or so my parents would give me a can of lager if it was a family wedding or on holiday, "just the one" (then there'd always be a second one).

it was just totally ordinary at a barbecue to have a bunch of 13-year-olds stood around with cans. MAYBE that's a good thing, but obviously they'd sneak off and drink more. and then without adults around, they'd find ways to get booze. i think that's pretty normal coming-of-age stuff (sexual assault, not so much).

>>81889614
My parents would let me have a beer in their company now and then to teach me responsible drinking and champagne at New Years of course. They don't have the best relationship with alcohol themselves to be fair. Feel like everyone in my family socialises with alcohol as the main focus.

>>81889637
i was definitely wired to become an alky and i can see how it runs in the family. i'm a teetotal bore now, but i don't want it to be taken away. and i don't think it's as binary as you hit an age and then you "can" drink.

being a teenager skulking around at night, going to different off-licences trying to get served, there was something magic about it. mostly cringy Inbetweeners shite rather than anything cool, but they're good memories.

>>81889664
I definitely don't have the craving to drink all the time now and probably go weeks without drinking or even thinking about it.
Then a family gathering comes around and I just feel pressured and kind of feel like I need to get drunk to even feel normal socialising.
Them I'll spend days regretting it and have sore tummy and inevitable piles. Think I have an intolerance or some shit because it's not normal to get piles from drinking unless you're an alcoholic and I rarely drink at all now.

Garn get some sleeps now. It Sunday x

>>81887526
I am back in England on the 1st and 2nd of August, Shippy. And I will be at the big casino at the ricoh arena to play in a poker tournament if you'd like to meet up for a drink or two.

>>81889744
You lads have a sexual relationship? May as well. Few drinks, few wambles and a cheeky tug between mates.

>>81889744
Corr look forward to it.

>>81889802
No, we're not gay

>>81889820
You'll have to get the paperwork sorted beforehand though, but it'll be absolutely rammed in there, so we may as well go to the other wasino in the city centre. They jack the limits up at the ricoh when it's the poker festival. Last year the minimum on blackjack was 25 bong I think, and for roulette it was 5 pounds.

>>81889854
alri ponce la

I SAID ALRI PONCE LA

>>81890003
>>81890216
sorry de lad, was watching x-files, now I'm off to beddingtonshire

Shall be copping some R&R me
I do fink

Couldnt post before now I can. All is right in the world.

>>81890216
I have a heart condition. If you hit me its murder.

I like a wonderful woody sort of England. Good literature from Chaucer, Shakespeare, Marlowe, Shelly, Blake and Keats. Wonderful woody fantasies like Wind in the Willows and The Lion the Witch and Wardrobe. Village cricket. Rugby Union. Ancient pubs serving fresh beer. The Kinks. The Beatles. The Rolling Stones. Led Zep. Iron Maiden. Black Sabbath. Castles and cobbled streets. Beautiful English culture.


These days, England is all Yoookay shite. Fucking chav council estate retards. Turkish barber shops. Vape shops. Grooming gangs. Drill music. Shankings. Gypsies. Knife fights.


Fucking hell lads. Where did it all go wrong?

>>81891003
Good post. The demise was massively accelerated with the Labour victory of 1997. Massively increased immigration, brought in hate speech laws, surveillance, sending half the country to uni (that MASSIVELY changed shit).

But if you go back further the 1973 oil crisis wrecked Britain bad. 1974 almost broke Britain.

>>81891003
Most of the lads here are too young, too lower class, and too mentally fucking retarded to appreciate that good shit lad.

>>81891003
Its 6 AM on a sunday. Why are you awake?

Not sure I really believe in democracy tbqh. Vast swathes of the population are too stupid and too lazy and too incurious to really make an informed decision.

Problem is, the professional middle classes are cowardly and weak and stupid as well. Just not as mentally retarded as the lower classes.


We need a sort of military coup led by a fanatical nationalist authoritarian tbqh.

>>81891037
I live in Bangkok; the irony of going on a patriotic spiel about England is not lost of me.

Life is good here. I mourn England so much, however too many English people are functionally fucking retarded cunts.

>>81891054
Thais don't want brits in their country

>>81891113
My Thai gf wants me inside her tho.

The main people the Thais have issue with are Cambodians, Burmese (conflicts) and Chinese, Israelis (bad tourists). Thais like England because they like football and the Premier league. Thailand is still too far for council estate retards to travel to so they have yet to sully our image.

>>81891167
Lmao @ this cope my laddie

>>81891167
you sound very high IQ saying shit like
>My Thai gf wants me inside her tho.

On me way to the bakery now

woke up at 5 am and spent two hours pumping for goddess Angela. She likes me leaking broken and dumb for her everyday porn always wins

Just had bacon bacon butty time with a bit of Red Leicester oh it was lush and I mean lush.

>>81891502
Love me a bit of red Leicester. Good choice.
Got me thinking about crispy bacon now

>>81891442
what you going to do when 4chan is blocked mister goonlad?

>>81891442
Incredibly grim. I have more respect for Ruthmong than gooners like you.

Some good thunder going on outside. Love it.

>>81891054
>I live in Bangkok
Nonce

>>81891555
share my goon activities and Trek posts on twitter

also nothing ever happens 4chan aint going anyway pal x
>>81891593
you have zero impact on my life whatsoever lad.

as you were

>>81889034
>she doesn't want to be online
>some kind of trauma issues
i wonder why. not like there's some freak who has been stalking and terrorizing her for years

mumberg needs her feet massaging and moisturising today lads x

>>81891684
Why not have sex? It's better than masturbating.

>>81891684
Girls with bushy eyebrows like that are so gross.

Nobody lays pipe like Shippy, he's got that magic touch x

>>81891807
Perhaps but I haven't laid pipe since march x

>>81891737
>porn is better than pussy

come on

>>81891820
what happenend in march

>>81891844
Just got lucky, doesn't happen very often does it? It was also by far my worst laying of pipe ever

I visit escorts and a local dominatrix depending how im feeling or sometimes I like to just edge and goon

fuck off mate tell me how to live my life x

>>81891860
mister footchad living his life how he wants

>>81891889
Mr Olyphant is so handsome older man <3

hope you are all cosy lovely lad I got leg day today :( x

I was going to make a post yesterday that I don't understand the hate for footlad. But the penny really has dropped this morning

>>81891889
Does he "want" to pay his mother 750 pounds a month to live in his childhood boxroom?

>>81891902
he is the lowest of the low here, literal sewage rat

uahhhhh SEXXXXXXXX SEXXXXXXXXXX
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752341973273149.webm

>>81891917
Yeah, has to be my least favourite poster

this thread is missing hundreds of posts about a fat scamming 50+ yr old neet, how you'll never have sex, how you hate the police and are an auditing nightwalking badass and totally not being a creep posts about borderline aged asmr girls. come on winners hop to!

>>81887913
>genuinely good shit has came from this site
I disagree

sprog is ill

>>81891940
Nice try Satan. You need to get a better hobby than this dude. Just be yourself dude you dont have to put on this big act.

Eating day old sushi atm, it not very lush

The last ever weekend of britfeel ;__;

>>81892023
See you all on the sharty

soijak st

Replace the i with a y

>>81892163
not going back there lad

Had a little horse friend in my dream. Very womfy.

>>81892226
Shemale

>>81892176
To me it seems like the closest thing to 4chan. I'll probably check it out if 4chan is closed for Brits. If people are there I might post there. If nobody is there then I guess I'll go to other sites.

I'm posted on the block.

imagine a female

You just know the people likely to seek another board will be the absolute worst posters. All the sound lads will be left adrift, only the obsessed seethers will bother going elsewhere to try continue their little routine. It so so sad.

Watching The Americans. Pretty good so far. Only 5 eps in. CANNOT STAND the Hollywood-esque fighting scenes though.

>>81889359
nah it's fine because he said sorry to God, mate.

Should make a new thread.
Nothing to do with anxiety etc. This one has just reached it's conclusion

>>81892326
I'll just buy a pass and find another thread to call home, won't be the same without the gimmicks and inside jokes though

How many of these do you lads partake in?

>>81892394
none really, just a bit of gaming sometimes

bacon wacon rutty time
macon wacon wutty tiiime

>Message boards, the final bastion of freeze peach
>These are the gimmicks of the Anonymongs
>Their mission
>To explore strange new message boards
>To seek out new gimmicks
>And new drivel
>To boldly be edgy where no one knows who you are

>>81892244
Even if this isnt true am going about life rn assuming that it is true nd weaning myself off accordingly then If its gone It won't be a shock as much.If it's gone nxt weekend ill go to the gym.

>>81887468
Nice. Will use.

>>81892446
will prob not be immediate but i dont expect we have much more than a few months

I meant about this 1 >>81892023

I go a couple of days aff it,,i feel quite lonely,but I get used to it,,am quite good at amusing myself,but I did like talking to ppl online. Bur If its gone ill just accept thats the way its meant to be now nd everyrhing happens for a reason.

drier nearly done, got the bathroom deep cleaned, dusted and cleaned everywhere else, just need to mop and hoover then grab the washing and put it into my wardrobe and drawer then put the bedding on. If I can somehow stay focused I can get this done in a timely manner, just need to actually do it so it doesn't turn 3pm and I haven't done it like last time, idk how time does this or how sometimes laundry can take me 8 hours.

gb news bullying autistic lads. it not rite
https://xcancel.com/_sbgrind/status/1946585970280665575#m

>>81892509
Smashing it lad. Keep it up. I had a similar good run doing my weekly shopping in town preceded by a spoons brekkie. Was first at the tills when they opened at 10z

>>81892394
I reckon I'm an acceptable level of racist insofar as I tip white taxi and delivery drivers and don't tip pakis. I'll also never holiday in Egypt or other muslim countries. For some women that would probably be enough to turn me down.

Chika isn't balding anymore, he is bald now.

britfeel will live on in my heart

>>81892553
cheers lid, not sure how I end up spending fucking ages on simple tasks it does my head in

>>81892550
gb news is absolute dire. Even in comparison to other "news" channels

>>81892550
>>81892604
Gammon Boomer news

I think the other two main British news channels are alright (BBC News and Sky News)

Showered and shaved now off out for some Sunday din dins. Oh aye. Life's better when you're not hanging out ya arse x

>>81892628
>I think the other two main British news channels are alright (BBC News and Sky News)

>>81892628
Literally all news channels are for boomer gammons because no one with any sense would actually sit down and watch it

>>81892651
Bring back the paedo moustache

>>81892657
>>81892683
BBC News and Sky News seem to make an effort to be politically impartial. That's why I think they're better than Gammon Boomer news. GB news literally has Tory and Reform politicians as presenters, but not any Labour politicians presenting shows. How interesting.
>no one with any sense would actually sit down and watch it
I often have them on in the background.

BBC News are a conservative (small c) sector of the Corporation

What's the immigration situation like around your area?

>>81892732
>BBC News and Sky News seem to make an effort to be politically impartial
You're mixing up partisan and political. BBC/Sky are (somewhat) non-partisan, as to say they don't favour one party over the other, but in no way are they politically neutral. BBC support s lot of left wing political points without explicitly supporting any party. Sky News are pro-israel too.

>GBNews literally has reform politicians
Based, that's why I like it

>>81892773
my area is boxroom

>>81892773
Minority English around my area, only just though. Like 45%

>>81888360
it was like 2am iirc why would i be awake then

dozed off and had a nice little dream me and and an asian bird hooked up then she sent me out to get her a graze crunchy oat nature bar

>>81892394
I participate in none of them... NOT!

Britfeel is my hobby

>>81892809
>why would i be awake then
masturbating

>>81892394
interesting how apu husbandry isn't on the list but bitches be wanting pocket 'pus

you guys are all i have now

shippy banned today going by deleted posts?

>>81892901
Thread will be going at a snail's pace for the next few days, then.

Why were those posts deleted? Nothing bad from what I could tell.

i wish my partner was just me
i could talk to me for ages in bed or stuff

>>81892901
Nah, I had that single lord lucan post deleted for doing a roll. The other lad was banned for linking to sharty

>>81892915
There was a Roblox thread on outer r9k last night I thought it was you who made it. You ever shagged anyone from Roblox? The OP of that thread did.

>>81892927
no i am a virgin and i only made 1 thread last night and i deleted it after because i was retarded

>>81891003
I can't stand urban areas any more, full of filth, noise, vermin, decay and people. I mostly stay indoors now and just dream of a better land by watching YT videos of people rambling through nicer countries. The only nice bits of this country left I can stand is the countyside and sea, but that is rapidly being ruined by being made overcrowded by people fleeing the urban areas.

>>81892773
Mostly white London Zone 6. Neighbouring towns are FUCKED, mine's alright but they've crept in. More deliveroo and shitty shops etc. immigrants can't really afford houses and there aren't too many council houses

>>81892937
Seemed to be a lot of Roblox players you are not alone in that.

>>81892773
Rapidly becoming fucked. Factories in my area have got it into their head to buy all the houses around me to pack all their immigrant workers into. The whole area is becoming more and more rundown.

>>81892951
Bromley I'm guessing, has to be, even Romford is fucked these days

cant be arsed to get out of bed

>>81892975
Nah, on the complete other side of London, but I imagine there's a fair few towns like mine on the other side of the M25

>>81892915
talking to yourself is sad. you need to socialise more.

Depressing to think they'll never be mass deportations and protections on the borders. Why don't you lads flee this wretched isle?

>>81892990
Me? Been up for 7 hours already

>>81893000
I'm planning on moving to Thailand

>>81893012
Why? Are you a nonce?

>>81893000
>Why don't you lads flee this wretched isle?
I like it here, simple as

>>81892992
Yeah Watford is really bad these days too. Didn't see that coming

>>81893012
I'm planning on moving to the UK

>>81893018
Not right to disrespect Thailand like that, it's not all about sex you know

does SSM know about britfeel?

>>81893020
It's pretty grotty, I'm not too far from Watty. I have no doubt my town will follow suit, just as every town up and down the country. It is so, so over.

eva interests me, why is she here, what does she want, whats her goal

>>81893036
yes someone sent him a birthday card or something with money in signed from britfeel

>>81893000
Don't you think I would if I could. But I'm poor, and I still don't like the thought that if I move to another country than I would be just as bad as those immigrants moving here.

>>81893044
obviously to get attention, infiltrate male dominated spaces, and larp, DUH
its literally my master plan, obviously.

>>81893040
>It's pretty grotty, I'm not too far from Watty
Yookay decline poetry

>>81893063
I like to imagine you as the lead character from Shiva, Baby!

>>81893063
makes sense thanks for letting us know

>>81893085
i look nothing like that gypsy

>>81893053
>But I'm poor
That's one of the most annoying things about the mass immigration, the champagne socialist sitting in the luxury homes will never feel the consequences of their retarded actions, they are isolated in their wealthy neighbourhoods and if things do get slightly bad, they can afford to just move anywhere they want without any trouble. Fucking scum.

why do the police on cops always touch the back of the car when they approach

Surely there are some parts of the UK that are still nice and haven't been invaded? What about Devon or Dorset?

eva, make a new edition

>>81893093
>gypsy
She's very attractive actually.

>>81893108
I remember donut explaining this, it's to make sure the boot is closed and to leave evidence(fingerprints) on the car.

>>81893108
so leave their fingerprints on it de lad so the fellow lice know who pulled them over

>>81893116
Northern ireland probably lad, but we are all fuckin mentalists to begin with kek

>>81893126
>>81893130
Why don't they just cum on the boot instead?

>>81893116
>Surely there are some parts of the UK that are still nice and haven't been invaded?

>>81893126
>>81893130
like in case they get killed or something?

>>81893116
>What about Devon or Dorset?
Overcrowded with foreigners, both immigrants and city dwellers with their holiday homes.

>>81893132
He said that haven't been invaded...

>>81893132
Fuck off we're full. Last I saw NI was one of the most crowded regions of the UK, and more and more immigrants are coming every day. It's disgraceful and I can't blame people for rioting about it.

sniff this virgin x

>>81893134
They can't shoot that straight.

>>81893138
Basically, yeah.

>>81893150
We have less asylum seekers than the mainland as far as I know but you're right we need to nip it in the bud before we become as bad as England or the Republic.

>>81893162
Already too late imo, and it's one of life's greatest ironies how much SF loves immigrants, so it's never going to stop.

Do I have ADHD if I can't concentrate on a single thing for longer than 5 minutes? I'll play 5 mins of a video game, then come on brit feel, then watch 5 mins of a video, and then return to the game for a few mins, etc.

>>81893171
>it's one of life's greatest ironies how much SF loves immigrants
They've never been Pro-Irish, only ever Anti-British

>>81893159
this picture made me like shiver and repulse when i saw the dirt on the sock

>>81893171
Don't think you can blame Sinn Fein considering the DUP has been in power for so long. Don't think it's time to point fingers we just need to work together and stop the boats. Not even sure if the immigration bollocks is devolved or not. There are a lot of nice immigrants here too they aren't all bad.

>>81893184
They at least pretended to be pro-Irish back when they were the IRA. God I'd never thought I'd miss Adams and Paisley.

*informs the Apus David Cameron has died*

>>81893150
>I can't blame people for rioting about it
Cant even get that right anymore

>boat enjoyer does some noncey shit
>thats not right
>protest time
>block some major road
>kids burn some bins out, make a massive fucking mess
>everyone gets called a racist
>all these protests planned to block everything blah blah blah
>it rains the next night
>no protest
>its all back to normal

>>81893193
NTA, it's not about blaming SF, just that if they ever got in the Irish would get an even worse deal than under the DUP. Biggest cucks of all

evas pile of smelly worn socks in the corner of her room

>>81893203
actually i have a washing basket in my bathroom

evas pile of smelly worn socks in the washing basket in the corner of her room

>>81893193
DUP is just as bad, but they are like the Tories in that they pretend to want to do something about it while fucking everyone over. I'm sure there are nice immigrants, and I wish them all the best in life, just back in their own country.

>>81893202
They need to take a harder stance on immigration I agree but I'd still vote for them instead of DUP, SDLP or Alliance. Problem with Alliance is they won't take a stance on the border issue and a lot of middle class people think they're right enlightened for that.

>>81893214
no, the washing basket is in my bathroom, my bathroom is connected to my bedroom

>>81893198
just not bloody true is it

Always enjoy my mum's stories about being shot at by the Brits whilst living in Divis Flats.

evas pile of smelly worn socks in the washing basket in the corner of her en suite bathroom

>>81893175
You've likely spent your whole life playing videogames and have now ruined your cognitive abilities. Good going lad. You're not ADHD. You're just a spastic now.

>voting
>voting for SF

Fucking disgusting lad

Just woke up did I not

>>81893220
Ladeeedaaa Mrs. Richie Rich with her en suite bathroom.

>>81893217
>Problem with Alliance is they won't take a stance on the border issue and a lot of middle class people think they're right enlightened for that.
Alliance is just NI's version of LibDems, that annoying lefty party the middle class votes for that hasn't a clue about reality.

>>81893233
Well who would you like me to vote for? I'm not voting DUP because they are a bunch of evangelical nutjobs akin to MAGA. Not voting Alliance because they won't take a side. SDLP are a bunch of cucks and the Green Party are useless. So yes, I vote for Sinn Fein but mostly because they're all I'm left with and as a protest to keep the DUP out of leadership. Personally, I think that's reasonable enough but I'm sure you'll find a reason it's not.

>>81893235
>Just woke up
>1pm
Bloody hell lad that sleep schedule is way out of whack unless you were in bed for 13 hours

>>81893237
she needs the en suite because of the bedwetting

>>81893258
Aren't SF even bigger cucks than the SDLP?

I wish my mouth was Eva's en suite bathroom.

>>81893235
Dang Son, it's nearly Noon over there.

>>81893258
Sharia Fein is for the "new Irish"

Going to try and read all of Blood Meridian today. Lets see if it is more than X tech bro baby's first novel

>>81893268
I don't think so. Colm Eastwood has ran the party into the ground. They did a dodgy deal with some party down south that fucked them over. Also they lost a lot of seats in the last elections. They have some decent members but the likes of Matthew O'Toole is an absolute ballroot who needs to fuck up sometimes.

>>81893276
You should read Lonesome Dove instead I reckon.

>>81893276
What's western got to do with tech bros?

>>81893258
>Well who would you like me to vote for?
None of these gremlin fucks tbqh lad

They are all massive wankers, every single one of them, im not keeping this shit going by voting for the "lesser of two evils" fuck that

>>81893313
I get where you're coming from but I don't think not voting at all is the answer. Not sure what the answer is. This country is a fucking joke to be honest.

where the fucking hell is the new thread

>>81893276
Great book imo due a reread
Wouldn't recommend trying to rush through it though

>>81893321
Waiting for Eva to get off her arse and make new.

How do you "rush" a book? You read it until it's finished.

>>81893313
I agree they are all filth, but that line of thinking only allows the wankers that do vote for them more power.

The main problem is that most people in UK and Ireland are still in that cucked mode where they still believe the mainstream media saying anyone who disagrees with mass immigration is a far-right nazi incel, so we can't get a worthy candidate that will stand against these filth.

This is why we need post-400 anxiety lad to keep us in line

>>81893336
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>>81893336
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>>81893337
Just read the first and last chapter.

Ppl say scotland or NI isn't as bad as england/ROI yet but it doesn't matter. In 10 years therell be sum mad islam party in charge of england nd unless we're independent that means in charge of us too. When they put that CREATURE!!!!! in charge as 1st minister over the lovely kate forbes my heart broke. That was deliberate attack on chrisrian scotland

Bt even with "independence" you jst get fucked over by another union like Ireland + EU. Its all set up so we fail

>>81893337
You've never read a book in your life

>>81893348
>>81893361

We got a new thread lad x

I fink its interesting when somebody said about Muslims inbreeding causing aggression
I don't really have a issue with islam the religion, its fine as what it is
However smth about the people who follow it is just awful and uncomfy, constantly angry nd raging nd when they speak wirh that "London nigga" voice byt sprinkle in arabic lingo its insufferable

Yo yo hadith forty eight da prophet said nandos is haram innit blud

>>81893384
the religion and the people who follow it are the same
the religion is the way it is because of the people and the people are the way there are because of the religion

>>81893369
I jst posted it here bc I don't want tonargue about politics but I still wanted to write my thoughts eheh

>>81893421
This is one of the great joys of 4chan that I will miss the most, the ability to just rant into the void.

>>81893404
Yeah I guess islam is interesting n all but since they made jesus unimportant nd there's no one else like him in islam nd it's about being a slave for god instead of loving ppl like God loves u then it feels a bit like Christianity except all the light removed nd it's just oppressive n dark feeling which seems ro reflect in the conditions of places that are majority muslim too

There's part of me that was like "even if it's islam at least ppl will believe in God again" but then again they won't believe that jesus is God so in the end they don't really believe in God

Jammers deleted his last vid

>>81893523
>Jammers deleted his last vid
Fascinating