Thread 83052463

tim is in a care home, good for him edition

>>83052304
I have a younger brother and sister, my brother is the youngest of us and give or take he's 10 years younger than me. He had the C64 and he only played games on it, I remember the last ninja games he played.
The first PC I had was a 486DX, it was actually my wifes PC she used to do her accountancy course work on for uni. I messed around with it, I even spend hours watching it defrag lol. I never really 'used' a computer until windows XP and the PC was some generic pre-built Dell and we had BT dial up, yep, it came on a CD.
The internet was a wondrous place, simple html for most sites, and way before facebook.
I found 4chan from a txt file that was in a folder I downloaded from Suprnova. The text contained a link to 4chan and I've been here ever since.

sean is in a care home, good for him

>>83052486
Damn it's like a 18th century peasant meeting a modern day man.

fucking hell im bored, what am i meant to do all day? i could clean my flat but nah, was thinking of downloading one of them ai chatbots actually

>>83052557
Watch hocus pocus 2

>>83052557
you could draw moni

I shall have a meal and watch YouTube or something

>>83052582
It's OK

>>83052612
Don't reply to me you attention seeking homo

>>83052612
What's for dinner, waffles and bakes beans with shippy?

ALREADY planned what I'm spending my money on for next month. Oh aye. Going to be lush. Love it when mummy gives me money for Christmas time.

Get the badge in, get the bags in, get the slags in

>>83052624
close! leftover homemade vindaloo curry!

Just seen this photo of a very photogenic cat, I thought I would share it with you lot.

>>83052680
Couldn't be me that Moni. Us whites don't like curry that hot, I think I'll stick to chicken tikka masala thanks.

>>83052691
>Us whites don't like curry that hot

Speak for yourself lad

>>83052486
Is that Bongo he is with there?

Fucking fireworks are back on by the sounds of it

Not like we've already had three days of fireworks is it, get a grip people

>>83052680
Pretty astonishing that Indian culture mogs Pakistani culture so brutally, given how fucking terrible theirs is.

Why do we need immigrant security at British Jobcentres? White, uneducated men can not find jobs because companies like G4S and Mitie prefer cheap immigrants. So much government money wasted on these buffoons to stand around Jobcentres all day. Like 6 on every shift for every Jobcentre.
https://youtu.be/qrxx7Yy2Mxs

>>83052681
Thanks, that's a cute kitty

ate way too much McDonalds yeah? had two double cheese burgers and a Big Mac and then I got a headache so had two inbropufens and laid in bed

I want to film Jobcentres and wind up them muppets. I'll be arrested though. Always happens when I do my night walk photography. Took my shit last time.

What's the etiquette on going to a barber before it closes? It closes at 6. Can I rock up at 5.45? Or is there a cut off?

moni farted on my cock (for free)

whats the etiquette for sniffing a girls dirty socks from her gym locker

>>83052891
Why is their menu so shit now? I paid 40p extra for that sakura sprite and it came to me like piss in a bottle. Doesn't even look like it.

>>83052899
Depends, if the guy has plans he'll probably be pissed if you're expecting something complex, or if there's other people waiting. You'll probably be alright though, they need the money. My barber huffs and sulks when I go in at lunch and there's a queue, because I know he wants a sandwich and a cigarette but just got to roll with it. Nobody likes working.

Why won't they go audit Ofcom? They trying to take this from us.

done 17500 steps today, reckon after my night walk i can take that up to around 25k

>>83052950
OfCom is like Jesus, you can't audit Jesus

>>83052918
Plurbnon great show

weapons

WHAT A MOVIE!

Woman stabbed in neck unprovoked. Hmm...wonder what colour he is?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj3z7z6x32eo

>>83052969
"Weapon" is a slang term in the uk for "Moron"

Today's delivery goes heavy on the Italian neo realism de lids.

>>83052981
all euro trash
very gay

>>83052981
I want to find some Female sex Nazi domination films of Jews, they were very popular after the war but Israel banned them worldwide (blacklisting people from hollywood) when they started to gain traction and a following.
Do you have any?

>>83052899
I'd say if its a quick trim you're okay. If you need a full on haircut or beard done then I would go in at 5.30 at the latest.

>>83052981
Masters of Cinema. Got me a few of the early ones but only because I wanted those films.

>>83052981
addictive buying. no different to dumb slags and QVC you braindead wanker

never relax x

>>83052979
>over 90% of violent crime is perpetrated against men

Women need to do their part for equality and be the victims of more violent crime

>>83052990
No way, mostly classics.
>>83052992
Does this fit your description?
>>83053005
Yeah I have like nearly 100 now, not including the Eureka Classics line.
>>83053021
I buy only films that interest me. My collection is curated.

Well lads, it's happening. I am getting a car. I don't really want to but society makes me feel like a TWAT for not having one.

I do like the idea of doing late night time drives when the roads are clear though.

Decrease VAT for British pubs.

how often your reckon he calls someone a bloody fucking bastard bitch

>>83053042
Women just need to fuck men that aren't getting any sex. This will decrease crime and hate against them.

TURN THE FIREWORKS OFF ALREADY

I am going to have a V messy poo tonight thanks to the mcdonaldsw

>>83053050
What are you getting lad? It does make a lot of things a lot easier

I love hanging out with my dad and getting free booze. Daddy's little princess.

>>83053047
No, it was about female Nazis making male Jews sex slaves. Quite erotic for Jews as you can imagine.

>>83053082
Wops' place in 5 years.

>>83053096
No idea.

My budget is 8k. My instructor recommended something like a golf mark 4.5 gtd. I don't mind too much about the looks. Just want something reliable that will last. And has cruise control with the auto slowdown thing, that makes motorway driving a lot easier which I will need to do.

>>83053082
You're just being a dick, mate. My collection is organised on shelves and not messy like that.

>>83053120
get a bicycle thanks mate

If every man were able to get a bit of sex every few months rather than never, misogyny and hate crimes against the female would massively decrease.

>>83053120
I meant to say 7.5 gtd. Whatever he meant by that.

>>83053126
Maybe he doesn't want to be a bike nonce like Jeremy.

>>83053108
Mad how you try and force your online dollies into other peoples conversations, you sad lonely, terminally online cretin.

Imagine if you could only get an orgasm by putting penis in a vagina. Imagine the frustration of being horny and unable to relieve yourself.

jeremy did nothing wrong

Why should I work when I can live like SSM?

Normie mongroids setting off fireworks all night again. Sad.

>>83053136
Being terminally online is the only thing worth living for these days.

Moni COULD do what everyone wants: restart /britfeel/ radio, sharing her views on cultural identity and gender issues with normal guests who simply go, "eh? what?"

instead, she's posting nonsense here, smugly convincing herself she's winning. we no longer register as real people to her. any 'challenge' to her views? she's already DECIDED she has won. gg.

>>83053157
Same here. Bunch of low iq poor working class twats probably. Most fun they've had all year. Sad!

Fireworks still going off is kinda annoying

I look forward to sex dolls

Imagine the places R's hairbrush have been.

>>83053157
I didn't even see this post when I made mine. Fucking irritating int it?

might have a bath and fall asleep in it, i dont plan on drowning myself but i wont actively try to avoid it happening

My AI roleplay today was very intense. I am a monster girl futa cock inspector for a fantasy dildo company.
Started off easy and let an energetic hamster girl fuck my arse. She knotted inside me and filled me with almond tasting semen.
Then I was gangbanged by a gang of brutish goblin girls. They're cocks had red warts that emitted painful acid.
After that it was two harpy girls who doubleteamed me with barbed cocks and I bled everywhere but they let me fuck their blue pussies.
Then a slime girl shrank down and climbed down my urethra and I ejaculated her out.
Finally, I performed a BDSM session on an arachne girl. I penetrated her spinerette which made her 20 inch long segmented cock ejaculate all over the place.

Lads do you think Satan might be the creator of this world? The more I think about it, the more it seems true. Very fucking true

>>83052486
>sean is in a care home, good for him
fascinating

>>83053202
No wonder the government wants to ban NSFW AI. Seek help.

>>83053166
Could maybe do a short edish of the radio soon

>>83053200
alright Matthew Perry you big GAY!

>>83052624
>What's for dinner, waffles and bakes beans with shippy?
SREAMING XD

>>83053234
Don't bother you smelly poo plonker.

anyone still on NNN? i am

>>83052859
>Why do we need immigrant security at British Jobcentres? White, uneducated men can not find jobs because companies like G4S and Mitie prefer cheap immigrants. So much government money wasted on these buffoons to stand around Jobcentres all day. Like 6 on every shift for every Jobcentre.
fascinating

watching that film x

>>83053237
>alright Matthew Perry you big GAY!
alri lad

>>83053234
how do we goad you into it?

>>83053242
you're not helping.

me? on that ketamine, no plans on dying.

which Friend from Friends would you befriend, /britfeel/? has to be Phoebe for me.

Got a Vauxhall Corsa Mk 3 SXI me

I think I'd quite like to show a pakistani or indian girl the pleasures of big white cock if you know what I mean

>>83053278
whats stopping you from doing so then

>>83053269
planning on adopt diapers though? ketamin pissy pants you big GAY!

>muh dick
xD XD

They're fucking overfeeding Tim. This is elder abuse. The vile cowards turning him into a chumba. He got Lasagne + chips, a big bowl of soup AND a pudding with custard for his dinner. This is just too much.

>>83053303
>They're fucking overfeeding Tim. This is elder abuse. The vile cowards turning him into a chumba. He got Lasagne + chips, a big bowl of soup AND a pudding with custard for his dinner. This is just too much.
fascinating

>>83053303
looking forward to HHL being monged and abused by care staff in a few years time

>>83053288

Don't know how to pull 'em, the only kinds of lass I can pull are either autistic NEETs or damage case alt/goths. I've managed to bag a black lass once but never a desi/paki.

>>83053303
Size of that fucking belly. Almost as bad as Wops. He needs to spaff some of that out on the kitchen floor ASAP. Where is Shopper Bear?

saturday night all alone playing online dollies

cant wait until timmy loses his shit and starts belly bouncing cunts for looking at him funny

>>83053166
His britfeel radio was shit. The other one was miles better.

my dick is feeling VERY sensitive all of a sudden lads
think abstaining from masturbation/porn is actually working

Moni won. Simple as.

mad to think that every woman in the world has a fanny and ive still never seen one IRL

not looking good is it

Going to buy Baldur's Gate 3.

>>83053347
>cant wait until timmy loses his shit and starts belly bouncing cunts for looking at him funny
SCREMING HOWLING AND CREASING LAD

>>83053378
Amazing game. I wish I could live in it as a cute half elf or tiefling woman I hate being a man so much. I want to be limp infertile and feminine I hate being a man and being male. give me my tits and periods

>>83053357
>His britfeel radio was shit. The other one was miles better.
fascinating

Gotten back me

It womfy X

gimme smelly soles

>>83053375
Idk that looks pretty good to me my lid.
>>83053378
Corrr on my backlogshire int it? The endless backlogginton. Too distracted with online vidya slop at the moment though.

what you gunna do about it smelly

I hate seeing happy couples drives me up THE WALL!

>>83053326
they all have white fever talk to them online, one ive been chatting with keeps hinting at my willy

real crossyspam hours

Footlad is the agent of chaos we deserve but not the one we need

Going out for din dins with the gf, then to the cinema to watch Bugonia. Have a good evening lads

I think my dad shouting at me when he caught me painting my toes and dressing in my mums clothes and leaving the house forever left a mark denlads x

dog stressing out and hiding because of these fucking fireworks

>>83053347
He's gone mental!

Why does the WARM HOME discount go on the electricity account? You can ask for it to go on the gas account but the supplier may refuse

LIFES ETERNAL
AND IT FADES SLOWLY
I TRAVEL ON MY OWN X

>>83053589
i've no gas supply to my flat, so this doesn't concern me.

i'm telling you lads, electricity. it's the future.

>>83053547
My Apu has PTSD from fighting against the Seethiet Union in the early eighties. Fireworks turn him mental, he won't let me go past any window as he'll jump and push me out of the way. Last year he threw himself on a sparkler as he thought it was a fuse. Poor lid doesn't deserve this and ear plugs just fall right out.

runts setting off fireworks 3 days after Guy Fawkes night
shameful

Sorry DVDlad you might have already answered this, but is Alps worth a watch?

used to love fireworks as a kid but now that they're inconvenient to me I hope they get banned

watching long legs with mumberg and her feet are extra smelly from her trip out to m and s

<3 x

>>83053621
If you're a fan of Lanthimos then all his films are worth a watch de lid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_IruM3zdzs

Good docukino this X

i'm with the seethers. i consider myself modern and open-minded enough to even question aspects of OUR culture/traditions.

i enjoy shiny, flashing lights. i'm sure children love them, even today. but they need to go. the same way asbestos did.

Best Lanthimos film? Tossup between The Killing of a Sacred Deer or Dogtooth for me.

>>83053238
>SREAMING
mongboy.jpg

It's weekend so that means footspastic has time off to post his sad porn drivel. Little lad is going to have erectile disfunction by the time he's in his mid 30s at this rate.

Still need to watch The House That Jack Built. I find Lars von Trier very hit or miss.

"I live in a countryside manor sniffing my mums knickers all day, while paying 750 pound a month to my rich parents" Cant decide what's a worse LARP. That or Turkmong being British.

/film/

Best Lars Von Trier film? Tossup between Dancer in the Dark or Breaking the Waves for me.

The mould has fucking won.
Anitfungals and scrubbing the walls aren't working it just comes back.

>>83053921
have you tried opening your windows?

>>83053929
There's higher air humidity outside

digging for the golden nugget dee laddd x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BToAZhcv60

you here to read it all mate x

Favourite album? Tough one. For me, probably Mista Thug Isolation by Lil Ugly Mane.

>>83053978
Olivia Rodrigo SOUR

>>83053949
That's the reality of TMAU. It's not very nice is it?

>>83053831
>It's weekend so that means footspastic has time off to post his sad porn drivel. Little lad is going to have erectile disfunction by the time he's in his mid 30s at this rate.
fascinating

>>83053867
>"I live in a countryside manor sniffing my mums knickers all day, while paying 750 pound a month to my rich parents" Cant decide what's a worse LARP. That or Turkmong being British.
fascinating

>>83053985
>That's the reality of TMAU. It's not very nice is it?
fascinating

Is that spam or filter evasion or both?

fascinating but I hope you wake up and you pissed the bed gay man!

https://imgur.com/gallery/xpengs-new-humanoid-gynoid-looks-closer-to-human-form-iwlkdC3

'magine nutting inside this

Phwaor

Arsenal dropping points at Sunderland kek

>>83053983
ar bloody hell theyre hitting the wall

>>83053490

Where do I even find them, I live near several heavily paki areas and barely see them on the apps. Presumably they are forbidden from using dating apps because they've got a marriage with their cousin from Islamabad lined up but still.

>>83054071
THIS POSTER ISNT ENGLISH, YOU ALSO CANT POST WITHOUT A PASS WITH A VPN

PASS MONG

>>83054087

You can post without a pass on a VPN as long as you give an email address.

>>83054105
I remember them not letting you, but this was before the email thing was introduced

>No r r r r r rapeseed oil for me my liiiid.
>Then goes onto eating 3000 calories of cakes and chocolate
Utter spastic

i've been rotting out on the inside
x

>>83054214
It it is made in a supermarket it will have those in anyway. Or caregeennan, palm oil, xantham gum, fortified wheat flour etc etc it's all the same to me. The world just isn't ready for Peatmaxxed SSM.

>>83053452
God damn sometimes I wish I had a right filthy slut of a gf. My gf is sweet and loves me but shes so fucking boring in bed.

>>83054214
He's just taking the piss and you're failing for it.

making some awful noises with my guitar, neighbours must hate me

tried watching the French film Diary of a Country Priest
insanely dull compared to something like Rififi

>>83054309
>1955
black and white

>>83054287
Ha I bet he's being 100% serious. He watches right wing influencers all day, he was genuinely upset when that spastic got shot in the neck a while ago. He's learned it from one of them.

Even this guy is getting an asian gf now.

WMAF won

>>83054328
>he was genuinely upset when that spastic got shot in the neck a while ago

If it was up to me anyone who gave a shit other than the guy's actual family/friends should be strung up

So much for the tolerant left as they say.

going to watch the new frankenstein film

me? i shave the bran off my grains by hand. they SAY you can buy it preened, but i know for a fact that will still have chemical residue from the processing.

>>83054300
good thing ita not drums cause the fucking teenage wank stain drums sometimes super late and I fucking hate him

>>83054341
lmao the only reason that crusty scottish mong is getting pussy will be money

>>83054075
HHL will be on the jars

>>83052463 (OP)
Nice OP image lad. No I don't think it's oc, but good to see.
*gives you a headpat*

>>83054378
I thought it was pretty great

sucking off married men in the sauna

>>83054375
I bet you fucking stink desu

>>83054419
a fat gay alcoholic from Newcastle haha bet he fucking stinks of ale and cum

>>83054417
Like multiple? You gay slut.
>>83054419
>>83054431
I think you 2 might be gayer than this first lad.

>There's seethers in there, he thought
Kek
*walks in*
Alri pooftahs.

>>83054328
Nah, he doesn't really give a shit and only does it for views.

Might as well pop a choon on, amarite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6t8g6ka4W0

you can always tell the prison gays

cause they are in prison with a cock on ze gob!

He said he was going to eat only one egg custard but then he scoffed all four of them at once
the fat cunt I am FURIOUS

>>83054468
I think mark should be ruthlessly kept alive by the Japanese in world war 2 as a prisoner of war and subjected to unknown horrors purely based on how tha fucking fat slug chams chaps and slaps his fat mong lips together eating. the noisy fucking prick

>>83054468
>He said he was going to eat only one egg custard but then he scoffed all four of them at once
>the fat cunt I am FURIOUS
>>83054492
>I think mark should be ruthlessly kept alive by the Japanese in world war 2 as a prisoner of war and subjected to unknown horrors purely based on how tha fucking fat slug chams chaps and slaps his fat mong lips together eating. the noisy fucking prick
fascinating

Just got back from the match me.

Fuck Arsenal x

>>83054579
never worked a day in your life you sad sexless cunt

>>83054417
you been looking in to my history mister footlad

>>83054579
u give up on NNN?

Heaven's Lost Property was a pretty rubbish cartoon.

i think it's perfectly fair to hold anime to the standards of other anime. i can recognise that Nymph character the same way i'd recognise the lassie from A Certain Magical Index. but that's all they are: characters, designs.

why the FUCK can't they tell a good story? even as pure Akira-style spectacle, 'cute girls!!' is a spectacle substitute.

>>83054579
trip and break your long two towers neck you fucking nosher

Day 21 without porn.
Day 14 without masturbating.

Current regimen to unfuck my shit as a 29 year old male virgin.

>Supplements
Generic Multivitamin
Zinc
Magnesium
Red Ginseng
L Arginine

>Hair
Ordered minoxidil to halt some early hair loss, need to speak to my GP first though as I tried Finasteride once and had side effects back in 2023

>Hobbies
Dropping games completely, not that I really play them much now
Focus on reading and exercising more, gonna do some more cardio outside in the sunlight when I can, did some HIIT today
Got back on Duolingo for some casual language learning

>Sexual
No porn
No masturbation
Regular foreskin stretching, think I may have finally cured my phimosis but need a GP to confirm for certain
Gonna try seeing the same escort on Wednesday next week, I'm hopeful by that point I am much hornier. If not, then I'll just enjoy the time with her

>Health
Did a Testosterone level test today so I know where I'm at, getting results next week
Focus on maximising sleep, I get a good amount anyway but want to get 8 hours minimum, at the moment I get like 7.5

>Socialising
Trying to set up a date with a woman I matched with on Bumble
Will be forcing myself out of the house on weekends

>Personal
Told my dad some of the problems I'm facing
Booked a counselling session

>>83054605
you need to use private tab mr cmbyname lad and then
meet me in the saunas my make up is melting

Saturday night total fucking loser posting hours with the /britfeel/ squad ;_;

>>83054649
blog on you low test virgin no one cares

all right, time to watch The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring for the first time since i was a teenager with the DVDs.
maybe i am not watching the right version. perhaps i am not watching it in the best conditions. but i am preparing for EXTREME levels of comf.

>>83054664
what are we some kind of suicide squad?

>>83054670
>The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Extended edition?

For me, it's humorous depictions of assorted feline shenanigans

no one actually watches anything anymore

they have their tv playing one noise whilst they scroll on their phones. SHITE!

>>83054670
Please be the Extended Edition bro please
And desu DVDs for the first film will be better than the blurays anyway. Blurays had this blue filter thing and it looks off.

>>83054649
how is any of this going to stop you being a virgin?

right im gonna do it, gonna get an ai girlfriend app, which one should i get? they all look about the same to a newb like me

>>83054678
Spastic squad

gunna end up on hormones by the time im 30 lads its just not bloody right

>>83054697
So long as I can have sex with an escort I don't care

>>83054701
grok mate xx

>>83054669
Not him but, you'll probably say I am, but, why are you so miffed at him?

>sex with escorts

ah yes I know this game well mate. its like a monkey paw. American pie said it best man just having sex with a person you have that deep personal connection with well

yeah thats it man

Still need to prep the siterip links for the download manager me

Bit tedious, yet the ensuing spaffing shall be worth it x

>>83054694
I've been watching Happy Days lately

>>83054726
>its like a monkey paw
Not him but, whaa?

harsh reality is all the empty sex with men and escorts and the bdsm sessions yeah well here I am still alone and sad and empty. I got my rocks off but I dont have anyone to talk about my day with. no one to have inside jokes with or share life with. just go gym go to work and come home.

some men die of thirst whilst others drown

stars are pretty tonight x

led some apus on a mass crip walk down feel street last night which of course got us arrested. the spacca appointed lawyer soon got us out as crip walking is a protected characteristic for apus

>>83054759
I wouldn't know I live in the 70 million population overcrowded light polluted shithole known as england

Normies having sex because it's Saturday night

Tuppence my knob end

actually seeing that image of that fat far rigyt grifter Count doughnuteater really fucked me off. she is only with him cause of money

gunna go wank on INT BRIT board for fun

i'm 26 and i've never even approached a woman, let alone been in a relationship or after sex. i'm not even particularly desperate, don't mind really. i don't know how normal that is. i could go my entire life without a shag or a girlfriend and i wouldn't really care

BBB
Beautiful Bouncing Breasts

>>83054848
I'd pay my TV license if it was for the BBB, desu.

i've shagged on discord does that count

what worries me is we will all end up in some council funded single men over 60 fucking old people home and it will just be britfeel but irl

>>83054866
>britfeel but irl
would be litty

>>83054679
>>83054696
sorry lads i settled on the Theatrical Edition. some UHD 10-bit release (although i don't have the screen for that). 2h 58m is more than enough for me.

although in this intermission for some choc biccies and a cheeky tramadol, i have to agree with Bilbo. why SHOULDN'T he keep the ring? only half of the riddles were even genuine riddles as far as i'm concerned. but whatever the circumstances, it's well past the statute of limitations.

Spoke about britfeel with my therapist the other day.

>>83054866
by the time that happens they will have IRL robot apus running around aswell, sounds pretty good desu, might not kill myself now

spoke about britfeel with my mum
she keeps saying im living in the virtual world

Normies having Saturday night parties and fun and sex

might cop one of these to do my dishes

Rewatched Her. Good film. Wish I had an AI girlfriend.

Let's all meet up in the year 3000.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJS3xnD7Mus

>>83054940
god no thanks. imagine the hellscape year 3000 will be. I mean even 100 years from now. what a grim time it will be

Pulp? For toff student lads.

>>83054948
We don't know lad, stone age times, super high tech super human. Not sure about you, but I can't predict the future.

>>83054951
Me, still good choons innit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM

>>83054969
fair point but I reckon we will have a civil collapse in Britain at least

>>83054981
>Me
Fucking Me. What an absolute shit cunt. I did not mean that at all.

i feel like romeo moncler coat when its cold x

>>83054375
Right boring bastard you are

That's three full weeks without porn completed.

I steal a pint glass every time I go to the pub. Beavertown pint glass being my favourite.

>>83054921
wait for version two, due Q1 2027

>>83055055
has your entire life changed thanks to keep the white sperm inside your balls instead of splooging on your tummy

still well impressed at that lad's vocaroo the other day

just had a shower, that is all

>scrotal reacall, 2015

anon does his wollox in so badly he travels to mars for experimential treatment only to find h'es been there before...

>>83055194
This made me giggle/10

saturday night choonposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJZF-skCY-M

>>83055305
very nice lid, was listening to the supremes singing this the other night

choonposting hours is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSmuzEzeAeY

Soon I'm going to post something that will really upset people here

that white boy funk yeee bwoaaaii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6T_X7MXg40

posting LIVE tuneage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mojvh0burw8

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

one for the bennie scroungers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEYYI1ii0AU

>>83054900
I think it's a good choice lad. Extended is largely unnecessary and veeerrry long. Watched my way through the first two in pregs once and had such an intensely lovely time

iconic performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upPl9mZW_zw

/mu/ cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk

I love alcohol me. I'm drinking again. Can'st stop

is the song hokey cokey about doing cocaine?

Anyway beddy byes for me lads, up at crack of dawn tomorrow for overtime. Definitely getting on that tor and procuring some good hard class A drugs when I get home.

It's a good life innit. Night night x

Me? On that OG Wucozade grind. Life's better without the wrugs and wooze x

Uber driver called me boss multiple times. Don't know why but I love it when they call me boss or bossman. Same happens with kebab shop workers and off license workers.

>>83055673
Drugs and booze are the bee's knees.

>>83055782

Sometimes maybe but the aftermath is always shit. 100% of the time. Not worth it.

6ft 1.
White
8 inch cock
Comfortable job reasonably well payed.
9 yr stable relationship
Normal loving childhood. Didn't get diddled.
Made it to 30 without anything awful happening.

Hate life and find increasingly no point in doing anything as every day feels the same no matter how novel. What gives?

Sober night for me. Just lazing on the sofa watching YouTube's.
Might go make some bacon and cream cheese bagels.

more choonposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GubZD0IfWvI

Garn to see that Predator Badlands tomorrow. Might watch Predator tonight to put me in the mood. Luv sci-fi kino me x

>>83055854

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXVa3T422fk

>>83055858
Don't want to burst your bubble but they marvelised it. 12a, entirely CGI and lots of quipping, friends we made along the way type humour.

Long way from a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus

>>83055858
Haven't seen badlands but besides the original predator which is top tier I think everything else is extremely mid at best.

Ruth will be having sex tonight.

>>83055801
We're out of sync because I took a break. You'll be back soon enough.

>>83055887
Only if she wants to. Women can have sex any time they want but if they're in a stable relationship they often don't want to.

Still got half a bottle of bourbon I have

Off to beddingshires is it not X

>>83056057
Get it down you lad, we'll do it together

Me? Playing that Ascension WoW on the new Bronzebeard server. It comfy lush Horde times.

>>83056010
Ruth always wants to have sex. She is a high libido woman.

First Saturday night I didn't drink in a while I sink. Corrr get in there.

>>83056139
Her fanny is very active.

Active fanny and arse

it's hard to start dating when you've got nothing to offer

>>83056204
Indeed it is. I wouldn't date me if I were a woman either.

love Phantasm me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfMrWGRVMck

HHLmaxxing me.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fudge tbe lot

Oh sos that's how i4 is. Aleright

This niggs said Leave him alone. Am like that..ohhhhhhhhhnhhhbh

Oh he's back

>>83055880

Yeah, the trailer does make it look a bit wacky. I'm just hoping it's "fun" in a good way and not a terrible way like The Predator (2018).

Brother is going to see the new predator film tomorrow he says it better not be woke with that female predator in it.

He ws like that. "Leave him alone". LMAO...fax tho

>>83055864
How was today's game lid. Did your team win?

Am heartbroken frm this.
https://betterplaneteducation.org.uk/factsheets/hedgehog-threats-to-the-hedgehog
> Rough estimates put the hedgehog population in England, Wales and Scotland at about one million, compared with 30 million in the 1950s.
WHats going an?
>Hibernation; more than half of all hedgehogs die during hibernation due to cold, fire, flood or someone wrecking their nest.
n_n n_n n_n

Ppl think theres milliosn of seagulls. THeres 70% decrease seagulls in past 50 yrs. What a fudging dismal fudging shithole

>>83052612
I would trade one million of you for one hedgehog

>>83056401

It was a draw de lid. I'll take it though.

>someone wrecking their nest.
Sonics r jst trying to sleep. Am disgusted

>>83056455
Steve's fault!

crossylid is back <3

Wait...............IM WASHED!

>>83056421
Seagulls are cunts. Let them die out

I ws at the club wi my mmy. I mean the social club.

>>83056401
We r all sunderland afc mans here.

>>83056505
did u have a good time at the social club?

>>83056421
Not herring gulls, but we have loads of lesser black backed gulls down here in Leicestershire all year round now. Can hear them squawking all the time. Makes me feel like I'm living by the sea.

EVErerything hurts.I cant cstand it.....................20 hours in bed type beat nd Kill Me nd God hates me type beat.............................................................

I know were looking at the same sky tonight. OH no

I have bloating like the women in the adverts

I literally jst wanted 1 pal to go to chainsaw man movie in cineworld. They shut cineworld, nd I dont have any pals. Lol

>>83056505

>social club

Based and working-class pilled. I used to go to my local social most weekends but the place went right downhill in recent years so I stopped going regularly.

Saturday Night with Jonathan cRoss.

It sad he not aff this muck.

>>83056385
That's Elle Fanning. Her character is a synth not a pred. She looks pretty damn fine in the film too corrr.

that's one Lord of the Rings film down the hatch.

my verdict:
7/10. amazing production design. story feels like it's told as vignettes, though. might be partly the Theatrical Edition's fault.

I dnt mean to sh-t up fred(ave quit swearing). Forgive me byt some stuff on my mind now. n_n

Is there somewhere I can still buy alcohol at 00.45?
Supermarkets are closed, offie is closed, I can't drive (drunk).

>>83056557
>He didn't listen
>He didn't watch the extended edition kino
Oof. And I mean oof.
I am offended that you give one of the greatest films of all time 7/10. Tbh. Blasphemous take in these parts.

I will definitely be watching this later. Look at him, what a dirty freak. Yet he looks so proud.

>>83056568
go to bed you alkie twat

>>83052969
lol Weapons was fucking shit.
I'm still annoyed that I got tricked into watching it. Such a shit movie.

>>83056568
i feel like a shill for the app Gopuff.
but, it's a cut above the ol' 24/7 dial-a-drink places lad. emergency booze at 3am, they've the app for that.

>>83056597
The night is young son, I will find a way.
Music: Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight

I've been waiting for this moment all my life.
I will return after venturing out in the dark. o/

Having a wot woodle and watching Predator x

>>83056568
In scotland no
We vsnt buy alcohol past 10pm. LMAO
In England u can buy alcohol 247. In paki shops etc
The social club was open til 1am tho. Byt they were selling bottled budweiser Nd caledonia on tap. That was it. Well that's life.

>>83056568
warage
classic hhl style x

They think they've killed my dark powers wi the 10pm curfew byt ave got the litre of baileys nd the 70cl of the aldi knockoff of mint baileys. Lol

>>83056598
chappell roan ahh villain

I can't believe uts been a year since Alex salmons died. HHL is correct to be honest. Scotland has potential byt as it is now a lib dem science exper8ment. The bald glasses mafia has fully taken over.

I am the number one Lucozade enthusiast in this country. Maybe even the world. Oh aye x

>>83056636
I checked and there's nothing open near me. I live in the countryside next to a small town in the north of England. There is a paki shop (off licence) but it's closed.

I found some "mulled cider" in the larder. It's not very good. 5%, fizzy, and tastes vile. Don't know why I have it, but it's something.

>>83056601
Gopuff looks extremely London-centric. Everything about it is black British. That sort of thing I am sure would work in London.
Where I live there are almost no blacks or immigrants, and it wouldn't be economical to have negroes delivering stuff on bicycles (I live about 200m above the nearest small town).

>>83056573
sorry Chika de lid. i am old and bitter and operating on the vaguest memories of the books.

but what i WILL say critically (because i know it get worse) is FUCK the Hollywood-safe comedy beats. there's natural comedy in the camaraderie. even 'slapstick' just by virtue of the situations they're in.

So fxing melancholic tonight.I never belonged on this planet. Friends I wish i left a long time ago.

>>83056681
Yeah I mean not saying they are perfect but I just love those films simple as. Some of the comedy relief stuff is annoying yes.

>>83056698
Arte you biologically female

>>83056681
You are gonna love it when Gimli gets tossed, or when Legolas rides over orcs on a shield as if it's a skateboard.

I am too pussy to kms. I will never kill myself because am too scared of death. Am scared of doing it. I will literally never kms. My life will jst get worse n worse n I will never kms bc Am too scared. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT SCARES ME! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! N like...........................What if it hurts nd God hates me now more than he already does......................Am too shit scared. HAhahahahahahah. I will jst cry n beg. As a man. I will never kms. My plan B is pathetically begging. IF I ever say "ill jut kms" dont believe me. Am too scared. Oh no but what if i go to hell ND what if i live my life all over again n Whats it like if its jst nothing How can i be nothing for eternity when ave been something fr 33 yrs................................................................................................................................................................Thats how it is. From a fuckiing coward

If I say am gna kms Am just feeling sorry fr myself nd attention seeking. Simple as.

>>83056731
it's weird to me because the Hobbits are already a bit bumbling, everything in Hobbiton is fine.
and in the books they literally have quips. summat about Midgewater being more midges than water.

i suppose it's a tax you have to pay, like how every Disney cartoon NEEDS the animal companion. nobody knows why, it just does.

>>83056546
didnt you get aids in the loos there when you were trading your arse for pints?

>>83056739
>>83056745
better this way around than the alternative.

>>83056762
The Peter Jackson LOTR movies are wonderfully faithful, and we should be really happy that they were created with that much love and authenticity at the time they were made.
Only a few years later it would have been impossible - they would have race swapped the cast, and added trans stuff and feminist anti-male narratives.
Those movies are actually amazing, even with the small inaccuracies and flaws.

>>83056059
corr

good-arsed kittingtonshire

Planet of the dead x

>>83056771
they were good movies albeit disnt realize til after watched more films that many of the battle scenes and shots are like almost carbon copies of scenes in old historical battle films, just changed into middle earth

>>83056788
Not sure what you mean. I'm pretty sure this was at a time when CGI was pretty limited. They used it to make the hobbits smaller, and for Gollum, and Minas Tirith etc, but for the battle scenes they had 20,000 extras and really filmed it. It was an incredible achievement and why it's so awesome to watch even today.

Nightcore got a nigga acting up

>>83056771
yeah i'm really reaching tbqh, there's nothing else quite like them. even for an adaptation they took creative choices that just werk. love the music. love the scuttling orcs.

>>83056802
umm yeh ofcorse but its lazy directing just copying othwr movies

>>83056786
christ

forgot what actual women look like. these days evwry celebrity bogged botoxed and whatever the fuck else to look like robot foids

beggars belief innit

nightcore with crossy x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiVIFMbwxOc

>>83056698
You feel bad because you're in your mid 30s still leeching off your mother and stepdad

>>83056802
they DID use this:
https://www.massivesoftware.com/

but with the extras i like how the documentaries show they had different 'tiers' of combatants, from the elaborate costume guys you see in the foreground to the 'fuck it, that'll do' copy-paste guys you see in the background.

actually a bit like that whole level-of-detail trick 3D/CGI/games does. you could have some lad in a paper helmet holding a stick right at the back. it'd be fine.

Just found out my partner of years is related to limmy. My own family Haven't heard of him and I have no friends so nobody to appreciate how weird it is to me. After all this time to just drop it casually. He's been talking about a Brian all this time

>>83056516
Surprisingly yes

>>83056546
Some ppl were saying how 40 years ago you needed to "sign in" nd be known to every1 just to enter. Nd nowadays they let any1 come in bc they need the business. Times hav changed

Masculine energy on tap in this Predator. The world needs more of this nowadays.

>>83056516
So me n my mmy n my stp dad was sitting at this table. Nd this woman in her 50s n her man was next to us on the left. She was talking to my mmy about w/e nd am jst sitting there . Shes like that "Is this your son" "Hes quiet" My mam ws like that "He is quiet lol". Nxt thing after i had a few jars this woman kept asking me If I would dance wi her. There was another woman singing. The whole night singing old songs on a wee stage. I ws like that.....No I dont know this song lol She ws like that "Come on" Wance I was 6 odd pints deep I Said ok Nd me Nd this 50yo woman ws having a wee dance Nd..Her husband was sitting nxt to her also lol.......Grim When we sat down She ws saying to my mam "Hes beautiful" LMAO She ws like htat "Hes beautiful" "LEts dance again" Am like that Sorry am tired Nd she kept saying to me n her husband ws like that to her under his breath "Leave him alone" LMAO........................Am like that.....................................................................................................................................................................Oh aye

We had a wee dance Just bc she was so aggressive that I couldnt say no anymore n nshe was like that "THAT WAS AMAZING" "THAT WAS SO AMAZING" "YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL" Am like That Lmfao

>>83056898
watch Escape from New York. Macho vibes off the charts x

She ws like 50 years old easily. 60 probably. Lol

>>83056898
bet youd love him inside your arse

I heard her husband right next to me under his breath. Say "LEave him alone". LMAO

it not right that our Crosslad is cursed with beauty.
he did not ask for this.

>>83056817
The music is amazing. Beautifully composed orchestral music. Sometimes I will just listen to the Hobbit music to relax when I need to remember how comfy England used to be.

I honestly jst got hit w/ a oneitis fr that 60yo hag. She ws like that "See u next week" Nd am like That haha yeah OBviously not though But now am finking yeah would be nice actualyl

crossy gets all the MILFs

>>83056959
lol she was so nice to you and you're calling her a hag

>>83056959
Was she a good looking hag?

>>83056953
Nah Definitely not. I think she ws jst drunk af. It jst made me laff bc her husband was sitting right there Lol. He ws like that. "Leave him alone". LOL

I heard him try to say that Lowkey style "Leave him alone" But it lowkey wasnt lowkey. Lol i heard it

My frog when i relapsed on 1 thing so i may as well relapsed on everyhintg

>>83056852
Ask him if you could have dinner together

I have bad wind and it's ruining my night.

>>83056979
Objectively she ws old. She ket saying "I have a son ur age" "That was amazing" Am no spring chicken myself so when I Say she was old this bitch was old. Byt When we had a wee cuddle It felt nice. But her husband ws right there lol.

>>83057056
I love the rancid smell of my own farts. It would only bother me if I had the shits

>>83057022
relapsing on /britfeel/ isn't a setback.
it's you coming home :)

OH well. Jst another night in the social club Ig. More importantly we ws playing bingo n I ws literally 1 aff full house. 54. 40 quid.

Bingo is actually fun af. I kinda want to go to Mecca now. I feel like I might win nxt time. I just needed 54.

imagine you're a horse actor and one day your agent calls you to tell you you've landed the role of Shadowfax, lord of all horses.

They cant say two fat ladies anymore because its cancelled by political correct. The guy ws just saying the numbers. nd sometimes he rhymed. I dont think he would say the classics tho "Two fat ladies" "82 big black cocks" "XD anime lassie smile"

Iff I have 2 go i will be thinking of ur love x

IT wasnt about the money. I just wanted to win for once. x

Turning my laptop off for the night now. Time for sleep mode while watching the rest of this film.

>>83057067
I enjoy the smellz, but don't appreciate the bloating and pain. Just waiting for it to pass at this point. I reckon soon I will start farting like a sailor.

we all just wanna win for once in life x

WHY DOES JOHN RHYS-DAVIES VOICE THE TREE
YOU CAN HEAR IT'S HIM
THAT'S AN INSANE DECISION

Might garn social club nxt week. I need my mmy to come wi me tho. I felt confident bc she was wi me. She ws like that. "Hes quiet" "Yeah he is quiet" Am sitting there like that. AM literally right here. I wsnt being quiet. I ws jst listening. What the fuck am i meant to do? She ws like that "Hes quiet" My mam ws like that "Yeah hes quiet lol" Am literally sitting there like Am jst sitting here minding my own business lol. Why am i being attacked?

Listen. ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTts bc of CERN. Lol

run away turn away run away turn awaaaayy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5i2Wa7daDA

I ws jst minding my own buiness. Shes like that "Hes quiet". What if everybody else Isnt quiet? Why am i the problem? Why do ppls say this? Evendoe I was 6 Caledonia Bests down. OH right okay.................Lol he ws like that "LEave him alone" He ws trying to be lowkey but I heard lol

U r like 65 yrs ol.d Mentally Am in 2000 pokemania. I was buckbroken by this world nd the CERN timeline. Sit down wi me n lets watch Pokemon The First Movie. Mewtwo Strikes Back. I fink this could work actually.

Spiritually I am listening to Steps on my CD player nd am away to the pictures wi my mmy to watch Pokemon The First Movie. Spiritually am Mew in a bubble

Watched that first episode of Pluribus. Kim Wexler bros we are back. It's interesting, I like it.

inviting the hag back to your place to watch the pokemon movie lmaooo

I let Sister G down today.I missed the mass @ 4pm. She ws so nice to me. IDk i couldnt handle it today. I was too anxious n I jst wanted to spend time with my mmy instead.Argh

Spiritually speaking, Am currrently in 2001, Tenerife holiday wi my Mmy nd my wee sister reading this years Steps annual. They keep telling me Am in 2025 Nd am jst laughing. Yeah okay lol.

forever in Inverness with mammy

Am gna wake up and its 2007 in Inverness. This was all a bad dream. Wow I can fix everything now. Am sitting in the hotel in Inverness me n my wee sister ws sleeping in this room where I read the Bible that was under the drawer n my wee sister said to my mmy "Mmy hes reading the Bible lol" N my mmy ws like that "So?" "Maybe you should as well" N she had my back I ws jst reading it bc I Was bored. Am turning to 1Corinthians 13. OH wow I jut woke up and its actually 2007. This has al lbeen a horrible dream. IT never happened. Hahahahahaha I ws taking it so seriously but it ws just a bad dream. Its such a laugh that I ws suffering so much but it ws just a dream n am actually Here in Inverness n its 2007.

corrr Gandalftwo has cured Theoden's demenetia.
i know Tolkien hated allegory but we bring our own meaning to things. Wormtongue was trying to cadge treasures off this bloke while he did NOT have capacity. send out the Lawyers of Rohan.

>>83057274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hwaLaBkjtQ

Those early 2000s girl bands were so mid. Like the average woman you'd see working in an office, but they were meant to be sex symbols.

She ws like that. "Hes reading the bible Lol" As if am a crazy person. My mmy ws like that. "You should as well" Lol. I won that day.

>>83057316
A dont wannae be here.A wannae be there.x

>>83057327
soon they'll be remembering the early 2000s like it was some golden age

Nae fighting. Nae aggro.

>>83057336
Your mammy always has your back that's nice x

https://youtu.be/aztY_fpjJeQ mm

>>83057384
Cor she's lovely. Lots of nice tummies on display too. I was wrong.

Spiritually am seeing orange street lights x

IF were talking spiritually............................Am looking @ the sky Nd theres orange street lights Nd theres Bats fluttering aboot in the sky............Its nearly halloween...............................Am dreaming

Spiritually speaking I look up n see orange sodium lights. U will never ever kill my spirit. Dnt fear those who can kill the body. Only fear the one who can kill botb body n soul.x

Might walk to 24 hour tesco and buy and binge a lot of snacks since theres nothing else to do

They want u dead if you remember the old world. I will never give in. We lived in a better world n well go back there. I hate the antichrist x

>>83056505
I had a bald short tutor who was always talking about his "social club". Is that just where incels go or are there actually women there?

Friends there's more to this world than what we see x

Do alcoholics even count as legal human beings?

Codeines dnt help me jst put me in a trance x https://youtu.be/0PinJNTOcSc

>>83057571
I gave up codeine/dihydrocodeine/morphine almost 4 months ago, might try them again after like 2 years but meh. They're better saved for if you ever have an actual pain emergency, keep your tolerance as low as possible so you only need OTC since your NHS GP is definitely not going to give adequate pain management

>>83057584
Online pharmacy era was crazy. Lol there ws like 10 pharmacys on the go at any 1 time 100 DHC fr 40 quid n u could order it from 10 n jst alternate each month. 2019 era. Nd there ws smaller pharmacys selling Codeine Linctus at the same time. 600mg codeine phosphate in 1 bottle 12 quid. All above board. Sent by DPD lol. Cheaper than Dnm by far. On clearnet. Pregabs too. All banned now.
>keep your tolerance as low as possible so you only need OTC since your NHS GP is definitely not going to give adequate pain management
Facts, u know the score

>>83057584
>your NHS GP is definitely not going to give adequate pain management
In my GP waiting room there ws a sign posted on the wall "Dont ask for Pregabalin we wont prescribe it" Lol. Dr. W scripted me shitloads of PRegab in 2018 nd then they cracked down on it jst a year later n pretended like that never happened. But I had my diazepams script at least 30mg a day. Aff it now tho.

Online pharmacys got banned bc Yummy mummys started ordering hundreds of pills n they couldnt help themsleves yapping on Facebook about it. Its exacrly the same as the normies making tiktoks about PIP. Normies jst cant fucking be cool. They have to yap n blab.

Anyone changed their name before? How hard is it? Seems simple looking online but I imagine updating all of your records (nhs, bank, etc) would be annoying

Hedgehogs r born blind n deaf. Their eyes develop around 8 weeks old. Theyre completely dependent on their mother at that time then once theyre grown they become solitary for life.

>Hibernation; more than half of all hedgehogs die during hibernation due to cold, fire, flood or someone wrecking their nest.
>someone wrecking their nest.
Idk its broken my heart.They jst want to go about their wee life.ITs honestly so fudged up.

>>83052612
I would fucking human sacrifice u n your entire family to save 1 hedgehog. Am being completely serious.

Ate a heavy dose of kratom fr my nerves.On the baileys

>>83057415
>>83057450
>>83057472
I miss it. The bright white LEDs are so obnoxious and destroy night vision.

They just want to sleep. Little babies. Fuck off.

Spiritually speaking its 1998 n am in Butlins. U can gentrify n multiculturify as much as u want Nd ill never disappear The white scum that embarrasses you. Will always be here.

My wee sister got her first flat by herself.Until now shes always lived w other ppl in some form or other.Its obscenely priced tho.Byt shes paying it all frm working Her bf will stay there as well byt its in her name.I like her bf I ws anxious about meeting him byt he was actually a nice guy n was nice to me.Am proud of her.Shes so smart n hard working compared wi me.My life sux byt am happy that ppl i love is happy.

Ngl i wasnt expecting much frm season 3 alice in borderland byt it wsas actually so good.They rly stepped it up from how it was in the start

>>83057707
simmer down little cross.
Moni meant no harm to you nor hogs.

>>83057867
I'd shag your little sister and we'd be happy together

Lol he was like that. "Leave him alone" Lol Am not sure what that even means exactly but I heard him. She ws nice to me. Obviously Am not being a weirdo I dont agree wi divorce or adultery But i felt kinda awkward How she was acting when her husband ws right there.N he was like that "Leave him alone" Lol N she ws like that "Hes quiet" My mammy ws like that "Yeah hes quiet" Lol am sitting there like "............." I froze up because she said Lets have a dance Nd i ws like Thats not rly my style. But honestly it was 11pm in social club Nd it was a vibe.SHe said See you next Week Ill be here next week n I was like that "Yeah" But obviously I can only go to these places if My mmy is with me. I guess I look like a cuck because Am sitting wi my mmy in the social club but It was nice n chill on a saturday night most places would be crowded n noisy n horrible lighting in my eyes but this place was nice n chill n there was a lassie doing karaoke that was quite good.IT was honestly a vibe

Ngl i had something rly important to say byt I forgot it

>>83057903
She already has a boyfriend n id honestly be ok if they got maried now.He was a rly nice guy when we met Nd didnt make me feel anxious/suspicious like her past ones.A English guy.I wasnt looking forward to meeting him desu but at the end of the night I ws like Yeah youre a cool guy actually.Based. Her last bf was also English n ended up being a freakazoid. She called me in Covid lockdown Asking about Mental health n what to do bc He was talking about being depressed n suicidal.Am like that........Yeah heres some advice but also get away frm him lol.This guy now seems stable n cool.

Her bf ws liek that. "You look like a DJ" Lol Am like that ? He said you look like a DJ lol. I dont know but he was the type of guy thats Rly chill n optimsitic n makes you feel good to be around.Like the opposite of me.So it was good

What do you lads think of Morrissey? Based or faggotry?

>>83058018
based faggotry

schooled this nigga

We were gna go Celtic pub bc it was too noisy in spoons byt then we were gna go Rangers pub bc my Stp dad said so nd we got there nd it was 40 quid just to get in bc they had a fundraiser on.So we went to social club nstead.It turned out best cus that was actually a rly nice wee night. Normally when I go "out" I end up feelin worse n anxiouser when i get home n regret it But tonight was actually fun Nd I think my mammy had a nice time which Is what rly matters To be honest Obviiously if i lived alone i would never rly go to these places byt if she finds it fun then am ok to go with.
>>83058018
Based af

Its probably Loser style to sit in a social club n play bingo wi your mammy on a saturday night when most of the place is ppl over 50 years old but thats ok. I had a nice time desu

Genuinely had so much fun playing Bingo am hoping tomorro I still remember cus i wanna Garn Mecca.Dont have any pals to go with tho but i think u can go by yourself.We were playing on paper n pen which is much more fun tho Its not the same when its like a iPad n stuff nd they cant say "two fat ladies" Anymore because of politically correct.THey jst say the number.Well thats the world we live in

>>83058125
>bingo
Are you 45 or something

Hold on to ur friends x https://youtu.be/Lexln6MEyZI

Brit feel friends Am sorry if i upset u in the past ave been unstable Sometimes.I know i annoyed some ppls on here like, Zelda poster etcbut I didnt mean it.I get carried away.I felt like I missed brit feel We r like kindred psirits. But am on a different arc atm.Idk It feels melancholic.

I dnt feel like i was meant to be on this planet.Am like a error code.I wish i jst had normaldays where its all smooth byt its not like that.I feel rly tired in this life.I love everybody but its a struggle.

I remember in 2020 I went on my computer on 4chan nd went on Britfeel thread it was like winter November.The same month as now Like November 2020.I didnt rly undertand it tho.I was jst laffing.In covid lockdown.I was going for night walk nd It was nice n quiet outside bc of covid 19.Looking at /r9k/ nd /int/ on my phone.A few times i went Linn park nd sat on a bench looking on my phone. I felt so lonely n sad.N it was dark n cold outside.

I probably wasnt meatn to be born but my mammy brought me into this world.I cant really do much about it.I know am a nuisance on life but i dont rly have a choice.Am here.

Its for best that am out of ppls way n cant bother ppl but i cant help it that am alive.I cant kms because am too scared.So am jst stuck here.Sorry.

Xtal if you were an error code you'd be HTTP 200 :)

Lol she ws like "my son is your age"

I was born to live n die in the arse end of nowhere as a nothing nd Am quite okay wi that.I jst want to feel some peace.Its hard thouh

>>83058018

A Rush And A Push And The Land We Stand On Is Ours
I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
Death Of A Disco Dancer
Unhappy Birthday
Paint A Vulgar Picture

Last Night I Dreamed That Somebody Loved Me
Girlfriend In A Coma
Stop Me If You Think That You've Heard This One Before
Death At One's Elbow
I Won't Share You

I know am gna go to sleep Nd wake up in a different place..........................This ws all a mistake n a accident nd a bad dream............I know once I go to sleep am gna escpae this place................Im 10 today...............................Im a wee boy Its my birthday.Am 10

back hurts af

proper knackered too, couldnt sleep last night, proper staring at the ceiling like

>>83058448
lt Sunday x

Boobs x

>>83058470
have to work today though, not rite imo

>>83058496
Oh T_T x

Me? Don't have to work today and not tomorrow and not the day after.

Its the question that drives us x https://youtu.be/jzDYPFNdI0Y

Did way too much molly tonight. Back home nursing a maccies but I've got no appetite x

Nothing gayer than naming yourself after an aphex twin song.

>>83058578
mdma fucks your brain chemistry up like no other drug. long term too, that shit is pure poison

>>83058578
One night 15 years ago I took a lot of MDMA and listened to the same shitty song the whole night, now everytime I hear it I have a strong PTSD episode

6am corrrr.

well there's Lord of the Rings Two: The Towers watched. 6.5/10. music wasn't as good, Gollum either looks great or naff depending what scene he's in, and i don't care about any of the new characters except for Wormtongue. Wormtongue's a cool guy.

Morning lads. Ready foe another dull, dull day?

>>83058578
>>83058602
Imagine being enough of a jester that you take one of the most neurotoxic substances in existence because other people are doing it.

>>83058658
yes, but your body and mind recover. in exchange you have a fantastic time.
you could say it's nothing but hedonism, but look into MDMA-assisted psychotherapy. before it became the drug "ecstasy" it was doing amazing stuff.

not knocking ravers or anyone. the whole "war on drugs" is utter bullshite that set us back. all these sadlads when we had half a century to figure out solutions.

Night nightsxx

>>83058749
mammy wakes up as her NEET son goes to bed

>>83058658
At least I'm not a smelly virgin like you

might take some mdma later today

Smoked Salmon Bagel with a poached egg for breakfast if thats alright with you my lads because it is alright with me

Pregabalin day on the cards today

>>83058643
Big thing planned for today, keeping it private though

There is a girl at work who has the worst butterface ever but also the best body ive ever seen. Very conflicting feels.

hot chink gf broke up with me after 1 year. think i'll just swear off women entirely now. no point going for a fat whiteoid or worth delving into the depths of hinge. either way i'll have to deal with a disloyal whore. i thought she was different.

>>83059241
Sad little LARP this. Get a grip.

>>83059250
not larping. she's an intelligent racist, but i realised she probably was only that because she got the habit off one of her exes.

>>83059262
>intelligent racist
No such thing

>>83059294
>>83059294
New thread
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Oh aye