Long-term effects of alcohol misuse edition

on the white storm tonight

head cancer?

>>82045568
how much does a bottle of this set you back these days?

WE'VE GOT GRANIT FUCKING XHAKA

Mama here comes midnight, with the dead moon in its jaws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=malJUMz2A9Y

NO I DON'T WANNA BATTLE FROM BEGINNING TO END
I DON'T WANT A CYCLE OF RECYCLED REVENGE
I DON'T WANNA FOLLOW DEATH AND ALL OF HIS FRIENDS

>>82045600
5.79 for 2.5 liters

>another chunk of cartilage exits the nostrilberg

shan't be paying this any mind.

>>82045654
cartilage? is your nose falling appert?

>>82045538 (OP)
I have a lot of those and I've never touched a drop of alcohol in my 40 year life.

>>82045678
It can happen from excessive drinking. The alcohol fucks up the cartilage and your nose starts looking deformed. Cartilage has extremely weak healing power.

>>82045700
>It can happen from excessive drinking
bullshit

>>82045538 (OP)
Based and soberpilled.

Had a liver function test recently 2 years after kicking the booze, somehow after 20 years of abuse it's absolutely fine. Pretty much all of my family are either drug addicts or alcoholics.

Also I've been shitting horribly for days and now my arse crack is all red and sore

>>82045729
He's a fuckin coke fiend but he won't admit it

Never had a drop of pussy once in my life. Of course I'm naturally going to hate women and not contribute to society.

https://teaspill.fun/leaderboard.php?moidmode=1

dogchads > catdorks, confirmed by women.

>>82045538 (OP)
it's a shame r's father will go this way.

Waiting for toil to end so I can go drinking me.

>>82045538 (OP)
Don't have any alcohol and my life is a failure, unemployed and never had a relationship. May as well just be an alcoholic.

Spliff and a margarita for me oh nice

>>82045734
>Had a liver function test recently 2 years after kicking the booze, somehow after 20 years of abuse it's absolutely fine.
That is the slight blessing. Livers can bounce back if you give them a chance, but too many people drink every single day and don't even give their organs even a moments break.
Happy you got yourself sorted before you hit the tipping point

boxroom stinks of popcorn and farts

>>82045795
What do you do lad?

>Isak leaving Newcastle
>Xhaka joining Sunderland

The era of the Geordie scum is over. The era of the Mackem has begun x

I missed out on life. Why would I start now? I won't be able to do fun things at this point.

>>82045538 (OP)
>can't buy opium or opioids, which are completely safe
>legal options to cope with life are alcohol and cigarettes, both literal killer poison
>risk imprisonment if you buy actually safe illegal drugs
>even weed is illegal

Being a UK incel is brutal

>>82045860
retard take of a level rarely witnessed

>>82045860
fun is relative

>>82045860
Have you found any more pretty ladies whispering into microphones, Ruthmong?

>>82045868
>opium or opioids, which are completely safe
i dont think this is true

On me 5th beer now

It over x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpRhp75mGx8

rain check on that family meal x

GOT AN EXTRA 50 WORTH OF GARLIC

I FUCKING DID

I FUCKING DID

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTqwFDLQxfY

Need ID to wank, don't need ID to be balls deep in her final year of secondary school girl. When's the government going to get their priorities right?

>>82045884
it true, there has to be losers in society

>>82045892
fun for me is not obtainable due to having no girlfriend or friends really. I'm not going to walk round the zoo on my own.

>>82045927
I thought you were on "the wuppa grind" my lid.

>>82046004
it is possible to have fun on your own, your imagined need to have people around you is whats making you sad not the lack of people itself

>>82046042

Disinformation spread by the Russians de lid.

>>82045568
How do you enjoy consuming retardation inducing poison? Just have some caffeine if you need a drug, keep your clarity and your liver. Alcoholics must have negative IQ.

>>82046090
alcohol is pleasurable, if it wasnt we wouldn't have drank it for thousands of years

>>82045898
Yeah a few like this nice 24yo british rose asmrtist called rebecca. She looks a bit young though.

>>82045984
>year 11s at the polling station deciding the country's future
>can't go for a cigarette and a pint afterwards

Can't stop now. I have to drink the rest of the wokkles. The wooze has won x

>>82046175
get a bag in but dont take it untill tomorrow you can power through the hangover and enjoy your family meal

>>82046175
Can you not read the OP image?

>>82046175
Bad idea lid
>Got a family meal booked for tomorrow

>>82046132
Drinking occasionally socially is not the same as chronically consuming copious and irresponsible amounts of the poison while alone in your room like an addict.

asmr and bed soon. Sad life.

>>82046232

On me 8th wokkle now lid only got three left.

the wooze says jump
welper says yes sir how high sir

Monging out now x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE

>>82046262
why said anything about occasionally? you asked why i was drinking and i told you

garn warage for some wodka x fuck the lot

I missed out on teenage love me.

Let the nukes fly x

I AM BACK
from me comedy thing with tom, had a few jars, was decent and a laff, gone the tesco so I dont have to tomorrow and now I can eat me din dins and still get to bed before 12, new t shirt has arrived and it fits nicely as well, lush.

>>82046384

It's over de lid. It's fucking over x

>>82046353
Missed out on twenties love too. Then thirties.

>>82046410
wish i had a few wokkles in 2bh might go back out

Bit of One Direction because why not x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJO3ROT-A4E

33-year-old man getting blackout drunk in a care home and listening to music for 15-year-old girls

I won't post her. She's too sweet for you lads. I fucking hate she was dating a muslim, though. Probably not confident with white lads. Obviously he only liked her for her innocence. She will never date me.

>>82046420

Think I might go town me x

Only got two beers left

RUSSIA PUTTING NUKES ON FULL ALERT NOW!

>>82046437
have you ever heard the phrase simple things please simple minds while bigger fools look on?

>>82046468
get your mate on the piss as well, better than solo, cheeky baglingtons wouldn't go amiss either, unless youve got proper plans tomorrow

HelperLad what about Cathy or whatever her name was? does she not count?

For me it's the chedder cheese hair colour, glasses wearing, tattoo sleeved waiteress at Mcdonalds who gave me my chicken nuggets.
Almost asked her out but didn't have the courage.

>>82046481
>simple minds
to be fair, Empires and Dance is a great album. check it out if you only know them from The Redditfast Subreddit.

>>82046477

GET IN THERE

FUCK THE LOT. WUTIN KNOWS WHAT TO DO X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq0NKGXmWQE

Russian foreign ministry says Trump has "gone completely insane" lmao

>>82046493
phwoar imagine her ruining your life

My toe is painful to an irritating extent now. Not womfy. Hopefully sleep will heal this.

>Ghislaine Maxwell being moved to a different prison
Give it 48 hours max before she 'hangs herself'

some of the things this 'Eminem' says are NOT appropriate for children.

Fucken stoned as fuck me lads. Might roll another wee cheeky 1 tho

>>82046384
tom put his hand on your thigh briefly when you were laughing to a particularly funny joke, lad?

Wissed up now me. Might order that webab wrap might jump waxi to town. Who fucking knows what I'll do. Even I don't at this critical juncture.

>>82046578
don't do it lad
you don't have friends

It's over x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk

>>82046575
nawh toms a good lad, just some jars and some comedy

>best female poster wasn't even British
>second-best female poster wasn't even female

NUKES IN FIRING POSITION NOW! INITIAL EXCHANGE IMMINENT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yrv505R-0U

Feeling town now me x

>>82046653
rundown? been out me

>if an attack is expected, the sirens will sound a rising and falling note

WHAT SIRENS
WE DON'T HAVE SIRENS

On me 10th wokkle got one left.

It over. Probably for the best. I got that family meal tomorrow. New welper, new era. No more weltdowns and bans x

Actual tears in my eyes because of pain. I might just be soft though. Dunno. Never had good pain tolerance desu. It not right what ingrown toenails do to a mf.

>>82046690
i know you don't take drugs, but get yourself on them drugs, lad.

>>82046667
any 24 hours sops that sell booze?

Fuck town. Garn finish off these wokkles and play some Wortnite

Oh aye x

>>82046699
It would probably help desu. But no, I will bear it. Not that I would even know where to get such things anyway. What do you take me for? Lived a sheltered life me.

>>82046733
Least your not out sucking off random blokes in toilets this weekend

I have defeated the demon drink x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiwDHHcHPh0

he says after finishing off 11 wokkles x

>Packgod vs Goth Egirl
i'm too old to understand what this video is about.

but the girl is cute, so she wins

Should I go town nows and waste a load of money? Nah mate I'll stay here and keep it womfy if that's alright with you?

you know those American fundamentalists who aren't allowed technology and that? they get a gap year to go live normally, in the real world. most of them DO back to the luddite lifestyle, after experiencing that.

i think this is what HHL is doing by giving up the wooze.

>>82046748
Now look here look, listen. That didn't happen. Something involving a cock maybe. But I couldn't possibly say. I mean I could but I'm too embarrassed x.

>>82046768

On me 11nth and final wokkle now. Calling it a day after this. Garn grind some Fortnite x

The collapse era is over de lid.

>>82046788
>most of them DO back to the luddite lifestyle, after experiencing that
Can't blame them desu.

I'll play Wortnite for a an hour or two then hit the sackingtons. Should be alright for me family meal tomorrows.

I'm ngl at one point tonight I was ready to phone that taxi and go to THAT town but I'd regret it tomorrow so fuck it. All dickheads in town anyway.

Is he allowed to bring women back to the care home?

>>82046864
king bee does what the wants

Too tired and depressed to brush my teeth. May as well have them taken out. Not like having teeth gets me a girlfriend.

>>82046864
He's had a chance with 2 women lad that's 2 more than you've had.

he's had 4 pints

They call me the king of the kings x

Oh aye x

>>82046888
1 pint away from being steaming doing his cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrJosGJj7w0

Stop using Windows, stop giving your ID to porn sites. Millions of normies have already willingly done this. Thousands should be protesting outside Ofcom instead of migrant hotels. It's a fucking joke this country. They want you to focus on immigrants.

>>82046902

You'd love that wouldn't you? Me streaming my drunken antics Wakaveli style? Never gonna happen. You cunts screenshotting my drunken shitposts is bad enough.

he 4 pints only
cutting it right down oh aye

Don't think I can even sleep with this annoying pulsing pain. Blimey. It's always one thing after another.

The twolls fucked up. If they pretended to be nice they got have baited me into making a YouTube channel but they were too nasty so now I'll just fuck it off. Much womfier this way.

Cba with the drama me.

No one will give you a second thought when we get blocked you mong

>>82046984

I'm better than you and all your family

Made 4.5k today off reddit stock.

Crossy I'm on Wocket League now

Accept my invite x

Had 6 monsters today

>>82047030
he off to bed early tonight

King Arthur Came a lot didn't he
Bloody ell I need to try sleep but can't it not right

>>82046937
couldnt resist could i

>me and crossy going full collapse mode in Wocket League

It overs x

>>82047179
We tried x

reaction speeds will be shite after 4 pints

>>82047179
1 more this time different x

Pissy princess

WAR FACE!!!!!

>>82047216

Wifi dropping de lid. Virgin Media fucking me over. It not right what happen x

That was class helper x

Me and Crossy winning the most intense Wocket League game in a century. Oh aye x

Garn neck these wurgerz then garn beddingtons x

Got that barras bravas trophy n got that double up trophy xx

>>82047324

Aww mate that game was unreal. They had us on the ropes all game and you won it in the last 5 seconds. Kino af.

A win for the good guys in life x

I'm 53 and I'm the only member of my family alive. My mum, dad, and 8 year younger brother all died in the last 5 years.

>>82047346
Fink i got the 1st n last goal n you got the two in the middle.Its teamwork.But dont fink ave played 2v2 before.That feels more intense than 3v3 anyway.gg though that ws fun.x

Must try limp my way to get some water. This is seriously unwomfy.

>>82047372

Ngl they dominated us most of that game. We were effective on the counter-attack though

>>82047417
Yea i was shitting myself.There was 1 you saved near the end,,That wouldve been a disaster if it went in.I think thats when the tides turned.U can tell the oragne team was pure evil that had to go down nd they went down.

When i seen that save,,I thought,,Its still possible................positive mental mind activated

>>82047474

Aww mate I don't even know how I saved that. It happened so fast I was just trying to keep us in it.

My future is grim.

>>82047524
I fink that save reversed the collapse era Cus when i seen it i jst thought Yeah were gna win now

>>82047536
Th future is orange x

>>82047546

> fink that save reversed the collapse era

>tfw that critical save in Rocket League this very night saves not just Britain but the entire world

The simulation has been updated x

Gna go sleep now,,night night pals

Spend enough time in an online echo chamber, which incels invariably do, and it's no surprise when they all end up reading from the same script. It's not a conscious choice, but when you spend all day online with the same like-minded people... yeah.

As for why they think angry comments on women's videos is the best use of their time... loyalty to their in-group above all else. It's very pathetic.

Canny put any weight on my toe can I? It not right. Making me delirious.

Anyone do different personalities when encountering police on night walks? My favourite is the just don't say anything one and let them ask questions over and over.

Just threw that wurger in the bin. It disgusting. Garn neck a wot woodle then garn beddingtons x

>>82047599

Nighty night pal x

>>82047650
stopped doing nightwalks after I saw a massive African out there. Not worf it

Don't know why foids thinking dating is hard for them. They're just picky foids always wanting a perfect man.

>I've been on 20 dates
>why is dating so hard?

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1meg0ot/why_is_dating_so_hard/

I'm gonna die an incel sadly. I can't see how I could ever compete with most men if I work a shit job at this point in life. I don't want to work anyway now.

>>82047697
>They're just picky foids always wanting a perfect man.
yeah it's this. look at this web 3.0 Hot or Not site for 4chan-brain foids:
https://teaspill.fun/leaderboard.php?moidmode=1
a man must be
1. Chad
2. dog-owner (no cats allowed)
3. gun.

At end of day we didn't choose to be bornz x

>>82047673
I carry bits of fried chicken popsters to lure them away from my destination.

meanwhile, for men:
https://teaspill.fun/leaderboard.php

way more variance in the ratios here. and i think some of these 'top' women aren't even especially good-looking, but good for them. of course men want them. lots of men.

I'm not familiar with that domain so won't click it.

>>82047732
we all would have worked if we didn't have a hidden disability x

>>82047732
tru. just wanna go back wacky. not fair

>>82047745
corr imagine giving her a creampie in that outfit. probably very tight pussy too.

>>82047745
>>82047749

They push us to suicides x

imagine if they built a Wacky Warehouse in a prison. No one would ever want to come out.

>>82047780
remember these at blockbuster (also taken from us by the streaming jew).

Might have to rewatch this kino.

Real niggas know the score x

I'd work if I knew I could get sex with a female.

>>82047780
got onea those at the coop now. aint gonna ave em though. too muchsugar

And before anyone accuses me of shitposting I've got the fucked on DVD. I watch it tomorrow night x

me? going to rebuild the original Crystal Maze set, all automated and functional, and anyone can come and play FOR FREE (i get to be Richard O'Brien)

>>82047840
Just make it in Unreal Engine lad.

more of a Mystery Incorporated fan

>Nazi robot lesbian death
k-kino.

Might just go monk mode frosty jackz style and binge watch Courage the Cowardly the Dog and Scooby Doo.

Life's better when you keep in your own lane x

Kino af x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7HvdHhgIjs

Member this fucked up wepisode x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwLAXhX2GoQ

>>82047966
Fucking hell cartoons were dark back in the day. Imagine that airing now. Not a chance.

britfeel drinkers
shout out
it saturday x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsFI40bXROs

>>82048005

Fun fact. Even the show's creator John R. Dilworth was surprised Cartoon Network greenlighted that episode.

Shion era x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qEYI0wbP5s

I go beddingtons now.

End of an era x

In that beddingtons now.

Glad I didn't go town nows. Best off x

no night guard x

>>82048766
I am here. I will try my best to post as much drivel as possible to prevent the thread from being archived.

night guard reporting

I'M STILL HERE
PAY MRE COMPANY

What are the night lids up to

>>82048950
Worrying about the future for some reason. Just popped in my head.

page 7 was it not?

>>82049658
Was it? I dont believe you

Obligatory thread bump post

in jail on animal abuse charges

Gotten up me

Womfy weekend is it not

lorrying done for the week, 13 hour and 50 min shift tonight, making some good money these days, if only i had something to spend it on

>>82050245
Spend it on me, hun x

>>82050268
idk lad, seems a bit gay, you gonna at least send me some tit pics?

>>82050245
No hobbies that interest you?

Doesn't hurt to just save a bit of money tho. Never know when you might need it.

no point trying to fall asleep again now
fucks sake i feel like shit

>>82050461
Same. just wanna lye in one time til like 7 or 8 am

>>82050472
i used to be able to sleep until 10 don't know what happened

>>82050484
I don't think I've slept that late since I was a teenager. That was a fair while ago.

Going karting this morning am i not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQZ33rTitNw

Real shame bald ben's been banned from russia for criticizing rootin tootin putin, or we might've gotten a nork travel vloggington as well

These whores were getting tatted-up tens of thousands of years ago as well already;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOVdMXWXEPY

Even (or especially) back then, Chad was hoarding all the women for himself in his hypergamous cave harem

Wtf is a Nina sword?

Look at this fucking tool lmfao

Guarantee he's smoking half a dozen bowls or so per day

>>82050913
>Look at this fucking tool lmfao

>Guarantee he's smoking half a dozen bowls or so per day
fascinating

>>82050906
IS it the same as a princess wand?

>>82050913
Imagine going about with that shit in your nose. Mong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waybIQLU-io

Now *this* is kinomaxxing

Might rip a fart me

"garn" town a bit later. might go CEX. might not. keeping it private.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqtzpED1y-I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edDSqqd9GRM
>@6m56s

It's pretty clear why they didn't release it, it's due to zion don himself being implicated as part of the epkike mossad pedo blackmail scheme

got that ra-ra-rasputin on de lads x

Good luck getting Gen Z to go and fight in WW3...

What do they have to fight for? Fat tatted women? Houses that they can't afford?

>>82051291
>in WW3...
Never happening in our lifetimes.

need to see ssm dancing drunk to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuBqzWTwvj4

why so slow in here this morning? all the druggies and alkies asleep I guess

>>82051442
The wagies might have gone out last night for Friday drinks so still sleeping, and the NEETs generally don't wake up before 10/11 or so.

>>82051452
and the normies are pleasuring their 10/10 wives

>>82051457
normies don't have 10/10 wives. If they did they wouldn't be normies

Sean waking up in a few hours with a throbbing headache and a Nigerian nurse banging on his door.

>Hitler adopted a dog while serving in the trenches during the First World War. It was a small, white Jack Russell terrier that had wandered into No Man's Land (possibly wandering away from its British owner). Hitler named the dog Fuchsl ("Little Fox") and doted on him. Years later he recalled "How many times at Fromelles, during the First World War, I studied my dog Fuchsl [...] I used to watch him as if he were a man. It was crazy how fond I was of the beast."
>In 1917, while en route to Alsace with his regiment for a little R&R, a railroad official offered Hitler two hundred marks for Fuchsl. The future Fuhrer refused, saying, "You could give me two hundred thousand marks and you wouldn't get him!" Then Hitler left Fuchsl alone for a while, tethered up, and when he went to rejoin him he found the dog had been stolen. Hitler searched for him, to no avail. "I was desperate," he remembered. "The swine who stole my dog has no idea what he did to me." History might have turned out differently, had little Fuchsl not been dognapped.
>counter-currents.com/2025/08/why-men-love-dogs/

>>82051442
I woke up then went back to sleep.
Drank a bit too much and stayed up too late wanking

>>82051511
don't like wanking when I've been drinking me. just don't feel like it. same with sex.

>>82051515
It's just cos when I'm drunk that's when I feel like going to chat sites for sexting

got a few more hours of sleep in oh lush

Lush amount of sleep that there was
Finally caught up with it corrr

would be nice to be spooning and running my hand through her bush right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-pP_dCenJA&

>>82051667
All fresh for your 16 hour shift, king? Corr.

guitar has been handed into the shop, the action was way too high, got 12-56 gauge strings on and tried fiddling it myself but I saw the guitars in the shop and I thought fuck this I want it properly setting up. Got to wait till monday ffs, got an acoustic though and a nylon string so I'll just get on the classical grind again until Im ready to pick it up. Luv guitar, really glad ive got a hobby I truly love.

seasideMARK off to corfe castle to get some crusty cobs Dee lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm0xIFjD3pg

>>82051937
he never goes to Square and Compass pub which is nearby. probs my favourite pub in the country.

>>82051920
Nice lid, glad its going well, used to attempt to play bass/guitar when i was a kid, basically just tried to learn cool riffs etc, never really progressed much at all

>action way too high
Is that the strings sitting to high off the fretboard?
Can remember some cheap guitars suffering badly with this
Did try and adjust the neck but like you said, better letting the guitar shop lids sort it

>>82051951
>Square and Compass pub

thats miles away from him

>>82051920
good shit lad. Guitargrind on for free (well. kinda, not really, but y'know)

>>82051958
it's near corfe castle and you can get the bus there. I used to do it when I lived in Poole without a car.

>>82051964
why did you move away from poole

Mark stopped going to Swange because of his dad's connection to the place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atVN8XrMgJo

>>82051970
Some days it stank of fish, others it stank of shit

>>82051937
Cor SSM POV

>>82051970
Poole town is a shithole de lad. the surrounding areas were beautiful to be fair but I hated it in Poole. moved to London after grafting there for a year or so.

>>82051984
I will miss his Swanage his lives

>>82051995
SW London is the only nice place and small parts of Greenwhich are okay rest is shithole

>>82051957
yeah I tried filing the nut but stopped as I had no idea what I was really doing, before I did any damage, didn't know how to properly adjust the truss rod, apparently you also have to lower the pickups which I didn't know so fuck it the shop can do it, not too expensive thankfully. I dont mind re stringing a guitar thats fine but the other stuff Ill just let an actual guitar tech do.

luv learning riffs and songs, getting sweep picking down recently, not too fast but i'll build up the speed

>>82051937


>just waiting on the bus
>there is the bus now
>im getting on the bus
>im on the bus

Fuck me lad the excitement is unreal

>>82052019
Didn't watch of course, but normally what you said would go like this:

>just waiting on the bus
>waiting on the bus aren't I
>I am aren't I
>waiting on the bus aren't I
>there's the bus
>bus is there isn't it
>yeaaa there's the bus
>getting on the bus
>getting on the bus arent I
>on the bus
>on the bus aren't I
>yea I'm on the bus
>I'm on the bus aren't I
>I'm on the bus

It's not even fun from a cringe, or mocking perspective. It's just tedious

>>82052049
You could you know, not watch it?

we did have a few exciting moments on the bus this year

Just got back from town me, had a few things to do, Not even wungover off last night so get in.

>>82052072
just dont get why anyone does

>>82052092
Congratulations on only slightly abusing drugs again lad

I assume you will go clean off the fucking rails now as a reward for only drinking 8 cans last night?

Junkies are all the same kek

>>82052072
I could couldn't I, yeaaaa, I could not watch it. Yea, I could just not watch it couldn't I. I could couldn't I

Yanklass' arse and fanny.

>>82052114
>number of times he's said he wont do drugs or drink
I dunno gotta be in the 100s
>times he's stuck to it
0

>>82052114

Cheers lid. I'll be going for a nice steak later with my family. Might even have a few jars to wash it down.

>>82052092
Same here in the rough part. Must be something in the air today cuz this rarely happens

Is Mark actually banned from driving?

Sean jaundiced and wailing in agony on a hospital bed as his liver fails, it lush oh aye x

>>82052152
Your death ain't gonna be too pretty either tbqh.

>>82052146
he is never sober enough to legally drive lad

>>82052146
Think he just decided to give up driving. He only really used his car to visit his dad, and he no longer needs to do that

>>82052165
Needs to hire a car for his yearly 300 quid cider run to purbeck farms

>>82052152
Wishing bad luck on people usually comes back to bite you in the arse. Don't forget that.

>>82052165
>Think he just decided to give up driving

Yeah he "decided" when the DWP took the car off him lad lmao

Having a barbecue dee lads SNIFF THAT phwoaarrrr

>>82052197
Could've bought another one but he didn't

>>82052226
Not really BBQ weather dee lad. It raining here

>>82052237
Every weather is BBQ weather. I've done it when there's snow on the ground. Grilled meats don't discriminate

Monumental nonce

>>82052146
Probably not. He got his benefits-provided car taken away when they dropped him down from the top-rate. He used to have a bus driving license of some form but they took that away from him when he got SVT.
He certainly doesn't have enough free cash to afford a car, and he can't get finance because of his terrible credit from things like ripping off phone contracts.

HHL has a nice family dinner while you ejaculate into a used sock again

>just waiting on the bus
>there is the bus now
>im getting on the bus
>im on the bus
>just waiting on the bus
>waiting on the bus aren't I
>I am aren't I
>waiting on the bus aren't I
>there's the bus
>bus is there isn't it
>yeaaa there's the bus
>getting on the bus
>getting on the bus arent I
>on the bus
>on the bus aren't I
>yea I'm on the bus
>I'm on the bus aren't I
>I'm on the bus

>>82051751
horny posting before 12 on a weekend de lad whats on x

https://youtu.be/qNxFqo7VIiE?si=pWtPovJRYhxRW_Kw

ugh im so bored, literally nothing to do

>His NAME is PAEDOPHILE?!

>His NAME is PENIS?!

What a nice morning in Poole.
Yeah, I'm in Poole today guys. Going for a trekky brekkie.
Yeah, I'm going for a trekky brekkie.

All aboard. Train going to London Waterloo.
Yeah, all right guys. I'm going for a trekky brekkie all the way. Trekky brekkie all the way. And it's lush.

I'm going to Asda for a trekky brekkie. Trekky brekkie all the way. All the way.
I'm going to try one of their breakfasts. Six pounds with a drink.
I'm going to ask for a breakfast. Trekky brekkie all the way.

And it's lush.

No, they haven't got the six-pound breakfast.
You used to get a breakfast with a drink for six quid, but they've changed the menu.
There you go, the prices have gone up.

So, it has to be Wetherspoons.
Yeah, it has to be a Wetherspoons breakfast now.

I used to come here and get a breakfast for six quid, and used to get a drink with it.
But the price has gone up.

So, no breakfast for me. No breakfast for me.

All right, guys. I'm having a coffee at Wetherspoons.
I haven't made up my mind yet about a trekky brekkie.
I'm going to think about it.

But guess where I am, guys?
I'm at Wetherspoons.
I'm having a coffee and it's lush coffee at my Wetherspoons.

I've made up my mind about a trekky brekkie.
Yeah, I'm thinking about it.

But I'm having a coffee at Wetherspoons.
I'm at Wetherspoons.
I'm at Wetherspoons.
I'm at Wetherspoons.
Yeah, guys.

I was going to go to Asda.
They used to have a six-pound breakfast with a drink.
Now it's seven pounds for a breakfast with no drink, so it'll cost you like ten quid.

Prices have gone up.
Everything's going up. Never coming down.

But I'll have unlimited coffee.
I come to Wetherspoons, it's unlimited.
I can have three or four drinks for 1.70.

So it's Wetherspoons all the way.
Wetherspoons all the way. And it's lush.

I might go to Swanage tomorrow.
I'm thinking about going to Swanage tomorrow.
Yeah, get back in the swing of things.

Get on the beaches and the benches.
In the benches and the beaches.

Two of those mini chicago town deep dish wepperoni wizzas currently browning to perfection in the oven. LUSH.

>just waiting on the bus
>there is the bus now
>im getting on the bus
>im on the bus
>just waiting on the bus
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>I am aren't I
>waiting on the bus aren't I
>there's the bus
>bus is there isn't it
>yeaaa there's the bus
>getting on the bus
>getting on the bus arent I
>on the bus
>on the bus aren't I
>yea I'm on the bus
>I'm on the bus aren't I
>I'm on the bus

>>82052439
classic bit of frogslop that

SSM won, did he not

oh my days would you look at the time
its gone 1 o clock
ready for lunch im thinking??

>just waiting on the bus
>there is the bus now
>im getting on the bus
>im on the bus
>just waiting on the bus
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>l am aren't I
>waiting on the bus aren't I
>there's the bus
>bus is there isn't it
>yeaaa there's the bus
>getting on the bus
>getting on the bus arent I
>on the bus
>on the bus aren't I
>yea I'm on the bus
>I'm on the bus aren't I
>I'm on the bus

>>82052465
ive been banned for posting that pic

>>82052414
Grown a beard and aged a bit since his ABDL days.

>>82052448
>>82052465
Skimmed through some of his Llandudno and I swear it was like 3 entire videos "I'm at wetherspoons aren't a"

>just waiting on the bus
>there is the bus now
>im getting on the bus
>im on the bus
>just waiting on the bus
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>l am aren't l
>waiting on the bus aren't I
>there's the bus
>bus is there isn't it
>yeaaa there's the bus
>getting on the bus
>getting on the bus arent I
>on the bus
>on the bus aren't I
>yea I'm on the bus
>I'm on the bus aren't I
>I'm on the bus

>go on "holiday"
>sit in the same dingy, cheap chain booze + slop house for six hours a day as you did back home
the underclasses really do just need to be purged

>>82052487
seaside shart

three eggs some chicken and avocado

washed down with water lush x

WTF ??????????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGYn3jEBj9U

Extra mature cheddar mealty on display lmao x

>just waiting on the bus
>there is the bus now
>im getting on the bus
>im on the bus
>just waiting on the bus
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>l am aren't l
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>there's the bus
>bus is there isn't it
>yeaaa there's the bus
>getting on the bus
>getting on the bus arent I
>on the bus
>on the bus aren't I
>yea I'm on the bus
>I'm on the bus aren't I
>I'm on the bus

>>82052511
Destroying perfectly good food (that an animal died for) to own the trolls

Absolute spakker

>>82052511
He likes his meat cooked 4 times longer if that's alright with you de lid?

>>82052511
He like his cooked a lickle bit longer x

>>82052511
Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you like your sausages cooked a little bit longer. So, I got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Yeah, I like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

>>82052524
Those sausages are over a quid each aren't they?

>>82052511
He pays way over the odds for those B Curtis sausages too. Mental

>>82052524
sad little man desu

>just waiting on the bus
>there is the bus now
>im getting on the bus
>im on the bus
>just waiting on the bus
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>l am aren't l
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>there's the bus
>bus is there isn't it
>yeaaa there's the bus
>getting on the bus
>getting on the bus arent l
>on the bus
>on the bus aren't I
>yea I'm on the bus
>I'm on the bus aren't I
>I'm on the bus

he's gone and changed a pixel on the image again x

>just waiting on the bus
>there is the bus now
>im getting on the bus
>im on the bus
>just waiting on the bus
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>l am aren't l
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>there's the bus
>bus is there isn't it
>yeaaa there's the bus
>getting on the bus
>getting on the bus arent l
>on the bus
>on the bus aren't l
>yea I'm on the bus
>I'm on the bus aren't I
>I'm on the bus

>>82052533
>>82052524

He had a meltdown after discovering the cobs had been sold at Corfe Castle after making a 20mile round trip just to get them lool

Few more games of this Wortnite then garn have a shave and a shower before heading off out.

begging for attention by spamming the general. what a sad individual.

oh my freaking days hes gone and changed the i to and l again

>>82052557
Going to your natural habitat, King Bee?

>is allowed to shave
>isn't allowed to cook his own meals
huh?

>just waiting on the bus
>there is the bus now
>im getting on the bus
>im on the bus
>just waiting on the bus
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>l am aren't l
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>there's the bus
>bus is there isn't it
>yeaaa there's the bus
>getting on the bus
>getting on the bus arent l
>on the bus
>on the bus aren't l
>yea l'm on the bus
>I'm on the bus aren't I
>I'm on the bus

time for lunch then soon i reckon
cant wait

>just waiting on the bus
>there is the bus now
>im getting on the bus
>im on the bus
>just waiting on the bus
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>l am aren't l
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>there's the bus
>bus is there isn't it
>yeaaa there's the bus
>getting on the bus
>getting on the bus arent l
>on the bus
>on the bus aren't l
>yea l'm on the bus
>l'm on the bus aren't I
>I'm on the bus

>>82052562

Garn out for a steak de lid. No Weehive today.

Nurse Ambegwe giving Sean breakfast in bed followed by a blowjob, oh aye x

>just waiting on the bus
>there is the bus now
>im getting on the bus
>im on the bus
>just waiting on the bus
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>l am aren't l
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>there's the bus
>bus is there isn't it
>yeaaa there's the bus
>getting on the bus
>getting on the bus arent l
>on the bus
>on the bus aren't l
>yea l'm on the bus
>l'm on the bus aren't l
>I'm on the bus

Funny how that sad cunt aint caught the nannys attention.

>just waiting on the bus
>there is the bus now
>im getting on the bus
>im on the bus
>just waiting on the bus
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>l am aren't l
>waiting on the bus aren't l
>there's the bus
>bus is there isn't it
>yeaaa there's the bus
>getting on the bus
>getting on the bus arent l
>on the bus
>on the bus aren't l
>yea l'm on the bus
>l'm on the bus aren't l
>l'm on the bus

>steak dinner
>weers
>wag later

oh aye x

>>82052578
>Ambegwe
Juts use Debian lad
Debian 13 coming out in a week

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a little bit longer. So, I got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Yeah, I like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

>>82052596
Arch is the natural end point of using linux, lad. The only reason you wouldn't eventually stick with it is if you're a turbo normie somehow forced into using linux, in which case you'd just use pop or mint.

I am fucking sick to death of hearing about boat enjoyers, hotels and fucking protests

The country is beyond fucked, just let them all in at this point, who actually gives a fuck anymore?

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a Iittle bit longer. So, I got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Yeah, I like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

>>82052609
I need hhl to get bummed by muslims

>>82052530
>>82052536
>>82052546
>>82052568
>>82052573
>>82052581
>>82052611

Spam mong go banned again

thank fuck for that sad scottish freak

>>82052511
>They're a little bit dry
Yeah I bet they are

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit longer. So, I got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Yeah, I like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, I got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Yeah, I like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

>>82052630
>go banned again

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Yeah, I like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a little bit longer. Yeah, I like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a Iittle bit longer. Yeah, I like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a IittIe bit longer. Yeah, I like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

fuming that normal men are out with their partners and enjoying the weekend

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. Yeah, I like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

>>82052679
afternoon ruthIid

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. Yeah, l like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

>>82052679
Sitting indoors in your box room spamming images of a fat alcoholic dosser is a much better use of your time.

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. Yeah, l Iike mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. Yeah, l Iike mine cooked a Iittle bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

Corrrr I like mine cooked a little bit longer too
Not too long, just a little bit longerrrr
Lush. Bosh

Shippy on a mad one today

fat virgin in his smelly boxroom spamming twice lmao what is this guys problem haha.

garn play Tony hawk me x

Random 3 day for no reason while the spammer cunt has a melty
Cheers you janny wankers

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/--9mjz1V-Ic4Q-w_DdVynQ/ what a life

>>82052702
>>82052746
That post wasn't even me. I'm a vegan. Another L for imposter mong.

>>82052769
No wonder you're bald and constantly ill probably got anemia

grown man playing video games in his childhood bedroom. what a life haha

>>82052769
Curseeee I'm not a vegan. But you're here all day trying to wind me up, so I'll just leave the thread until later. You "win". Don't care.

>>82052795
Having a you on the imposter post doesn't prove you're not imposter mong

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/82045538/deleted/deleted/ what a fucking life

everyone is so angry lol

>>82052828
crusher? i barely know her!

>>82052807
Thinks he is being clever. He is just a loser addicted to 4chan.

Could do with an SSM sausages update

Hearing SSM got food poisoning from his sausages. It not rite.

From 2026 you will be required to be from a 'working class' background to get a civil service job.

Just mental some of the things they do, eh?

>>82052888
Not jobs, lad, internships. And this is how they evaluate. Really is clownworld.

>>82052873
>>82052887
Sausages cancelled. He 1 hour no sausages

on my way to vienna

Wonder if sandra and kevin ever had anal sec

>anal sec

>>82052920
All couples try anal sex at least once over their relationship and the majority of couples engage in regular or semi-regular anal sex. It's not some taboo thing any more, it's just a fun kinky way that couples enjoy their intimacy.

Wonder how many times Chika has had anal sex.

Wonder how many times Chika has had anal sec

>>82052933
Is he a top, bottom or switch?

BYE BYE Chika

>>82052920
Kevin is dead now

>>82052937
Hes said before hes bisexual and does both, hes predominantly a bottom though

Wonder how many times SSM has had anal sex.

two rice cakes with cottage cheese

get in there asmr on tap in bed comfort

>>82052954
He dabbled in the 90s. He was very open-minded in the 90s.

>>82052954
Helen loves it.

750 bong rent

Someone knows his stuff. His personality lore.

having proper soulful wanks again lads. no porn twitter no porn no Reddit or instagram or anything. I just go to wikifeet and then use my imagination

feel much better

>>82052930
Im 36 and had 9 relationships and ever had anal sex

>gf passsed her driving test
she's still convinced that she'll be able to afford insurance for an audi TT though, bless her

>>82052948
>Kevin is dead now
Proof?

>>82052941
Chika did actually disappear after that, I've just been impersonating him ever since.

>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse

Guess spam mong is on the same network as me

>>82052994
Wouldn't be that much to insure unless shes under 21, not a nonce are you?

>>82052961
>He was very open-minded in the 90s.
Now not anymore?

It's literally never been financially viable for me to learn to drive and get and operate a car. The country is so fucked.

Chika has left the thread now, he won't be back today. Hope you lot are happy.

>>82053018
He said he would be back later. Learn to read.

>>82053009
>not a nonce are you?
im afraid youre not privvy to that information lad

>>82053018
He wont be missed. Miserable sod

Nothing wrong with being a paedophile as long as you don't do anything illegal.

>>82052996
Its in the lorechives. Look it up de lid

soulful wanks de lads

>>82053040
Then you're not 'being' a paedophile, are you? You're just thinking like a paedophile.

>>82053042
>Its in the lorechives
Its not

>>82053052
Did you even look

>>82053049
this anon is right, actions speak louder than words

banned for a month because jannies thought i was spam mong

>>82053049
You are just not a paedophilic criminal

good now fuck off

>>82053054
>Did you even look
Yes

750 bong to chuck some half cooked chicken on microwaved rice now and again
I'd take that job

>>82053068
Fuck off where? I have no where to go

>>82053059
I'm spam mong and I have ever been banned x

Man like blad in? I'm thinking of getting this upscaler.

https://retrolize.co.uk/products/bitfunx-hdmi-adapter-for-snes-sfc-n64-gc

>>82052984
Only 1% of all internet porn is blocked lad.

>>82053074
>Fuck off where?
/cric/ on/sp/

easy to get someone banned apparently
just start repeating someone's posts and jannies will take them out

shows how immature the mong is thinking 750 a month for a comfy house and food and bills and Internet all included is a shit deal in todays world lmao

How do you get followers on twitter? Do you just have to luck out and get a random viral banger?

arguing with stupid is like leading a horse to the water mate cant make it drink now what I mean

>>82053105
Post legal jail bait

>>82053090
you can get a 1 bedroom flat for 350 a month. Internet for 8 quid a month. Food will cost you 20 quid a week depending on how much of a fat cunt you are

>>82053090
Depends where you are, but form an objective viewpoint it's fucking atrocious, it's just that the entire country is fucked so it's not 'abnormal' as such.

>>82053088
Do I need to like cricket? (I don't)

>>82053106
What's your IQ, big man?

lmao all the virgins in their mummies bedroom on benefits now pulling made up figures out their unwashed arse to make 750 seem totally MAD!

consider the strings pulled guys

>>82053116
I don't even understand the rules and post there

>>82053090
For a single bedroom/ironing cupboard that is a bad deal, for you, for mummy making her 750 bongs it's an excellent deal, easy 9000 bong spending money a year for nothing

he comes the cope lol

Tried to join the britfeel discord but got banned, not rite imo

Footmong actually thinks 750 a month for a room is amazing value
Howling

>>82053128
you're getting conned big time footmong.

my rent is 650 bongs *shrugs*

>>82053136
>he comes the cope

lmao again the smelly non sex havers typing rapidly how bad 750 all included is whilst they take handouts and eat microwave noodles lmao.

here comes the cope IoI

Post-400 anxiety very heavy right now lads, new thread pleas

Rented 3 places in my life. A room in London for 750 per month (in 2009). House near Stoke on Trent for 400 per month. House near Manchester for 800 per month.

Why is his mother even charging him anything at all? Not very motherly imo.

Footmong you can live with me for 50 bong a month

>arghhhhh anon lives a cushty life with house food and bills and utilities all included for 750 a month ahhh im going insanennnnn !!!!!!

Me? 400 a month in a housing association flat, it lush x

>>82053111
where the fuck are you living where its 350 a month, the literal slums? also what the fuck are you eating for 20 quid you literal stickman, I eat only wholefoods and its way more than that and no im not fat, I have a lower bf% than you.

when i lived at home my housekeeping was always 25% of whatever i was making, on the condition that i was always either working or on the dole ofcourse

ah yes the cope he comes from the mouldy benefit dossers he comes

>>82053176
My rent is 520 a month personally but ebin said his rent was 350 a month, social housing, paid for by uc

My mortgage is 1630 a month. This year alone I've paid in 13k, but my interest rate is 4.59%, so off the remainder the interest has added nearly 9k which means despite paying in 13 fucking thousand pounds my mortgage has only gone down by 4k LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Coooorrrrr, usury is fucking L U S H

work shy dossers grown up in a family of work shy dossers who never think to go graft because UC is a game for them lmao wagies seething x

>>82053187
where? thats mad low

>>82053197
Do you even live in a nice big detached house

>>82053214
no de lid UC pays for me mouldy flat inna shithole surrounded by drug addicts and drug dealers

>He fell for the mortgage meme
Ohnonono

>>82053196
Wait I don't understand, so you paid 13k in mortgage payments, which means your mortgage should've come down by 13k, right? But the interest adds on 9k? Where's that 9k coming from? Why does that means you only paid in 4k when you paid 13?

Burgerberg cooling down right now, is it not

life will end one day

>>82053219
Is that you ebin?

>>82053242
that was footmong coping again

>>82053187
Why is Ebin on benefits? He seems able to work.

>>82053249
He has IBS.

>>82053236
His mortgage will be X thousands of pounds, let's just say 250k as an example. He pays in 13k worth of monthly installments, so all things equal he should have 250-13 = 237k remaining to pay off. However, because interest rates are a thing the bank adds whatever percentage his interest rate is set at to the total he owes them. The 9k is the interest added on to what is owed at the same time he's paying it off. So instead of 250-13, the actual remaining total is 250-13+9 = 246k.

So yes, he paid in 13k, but because the bank is constantly charging him for money owed, he functionally only paid off 4k. (the exact numbers will be different for that lad because I don't know how much his total mortgage is, I'm just using 250k as an example)

>>82053255
Ugh that's gross

ebin is gross

>>82053255
He could just wear a nappy. Problem solved.

Showered.
Shaved.
Moisturized.
Happy in my own lane.

Oh aye. Garn get sorted now then head off out for this family meal.

>>82052370
my mind on a lovely hairy fanny
what dreams are made of

Helper out for a lush family meal then back to his own gaff
Footmong hounded for 750 bongs off his own mother
It right
It karma

Every one of them is a male under 40. Dont normies find this strange or they too busy watching kick ball

https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/1951622278493397234

>be white man
>have consensual sex with women
>film it without telling them, but keep the tapes for private use only
>receive 10 years in prison

>be foreign BAME "refugee"
>come to europe, get taxpayer money thrown at you
>white single mum accepts you into her home out of the (misplaced) goodness of her character
>demand that she become your 'girlfriend'
>get angry when she spends more time with her newborn baby than you
>stab her 258 times, roll her newborn in her blood and take selfies with it
>get 5 years in prison

Fucking B R U H

>>82053320
HHL wins again. Poetry.

>>82053322
>TRobinsonNewEra
Oh dear

Footma robbing her son blind

What an experience

Wonder how much HHL pays in rent to stay in the care home

>>82053339
He does get to sleep in her bed though. It a perk.

>>82053322
male goes ahead, braves drowning at sea instead of his whole family. gets immigration papers, gets a job, sends for his family to come over safely

>>82053340
You might want to sit down for this one wagielad

Sydney has me hypnotised de lads

might make a Sydney wall x

Need to get on that special privilege Ruthmong style. Have everything given to you for free whilst never contributing anything at all.

What happens if Footrat refuses to pay? Does his mother kick him out?

>>82053348
>gets a job

laundry almost ready, then will put the bedding on, quick dust clean vacuum and mop in the flatlingtons followed by din dins followed by showerberg and shave then a womfy evening, me sodom agent orange t shirt im very happy with, fits nicely, tomorrow morning the markets with gfstein

>>82053350
Why is that?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81125520/#81125916

>>82053340
It's not a care home, it's an assisted living facility, mate, we've been over this

>>82053365
>It's not a care home, it's an assisted living facility, mate, we've been over this
same thing

All kicking off in Manchester and Newcastle lads.

>>82053364
Utter mong twoll falling for shit like this lmfao

>>82053359
they bring my ubereats and work in foreign restaurants under the table

>>82053340
A care home he is not allowed to leave.

Would need to sell your arse to pay for that

coooor HHL has the best life here
>yes im being serious and no im not HHL off trip

>>82053389
>yes im being serious and no im not HHL off trip

>>82053389
My life is definitely better but I'm not here to brag.
Quite envious that he's away for a steak tho

commence the sameseaning. what a life lmfao

>>82053389
Ruthmong's objectively is better because he has parents that love him

what happened to kevin

Wagie nerves remain permanently touched by HHLs existence

>>82053402
Nah if they loved him enough they wouldn't have let him become what he has.

>>82053408
I think he and perry went large.

>>82053402
>he has parents that love him
Why wont they buy him shoes then?

Shippy's life is also pretty good apart from how he looks

HHL literally lives everyday like the weekend. he wakes up and has no job or commitments or friends or family or girlfriend who want to spend time with him. he can and does spend all day in his special care home flat just on the sofa on 4chan waiting till the inevitable drink and drug breakdown. did you know he gets his microwave meals and takeaways most days? haha yeah be jealous mate blokes almost 40 and lives this everyday. so stay mad!!!

HHL is prohibited from using a microwave

Cannot be arsed right now, me
Nay

>>82053425
You sound mad
>>82053422
He doesn't need shoes

>>82053373
Why would an assisted living facility allow alcohol use ? Seems a recipe for disaster.

>>82053422
Buy a man a pair of shoes and he can walk for a year, teach a man how to buy his own shoes, he can walk for a lifetime.

>>82053425
lmao you are fuming mate christ I can feel your anger from here pal!!! mr angry!!!! Arghhhh!!! I dont actually have a counter point so im just gunna say you are angry ahhhh!!!!!!

>>82053355
How hairy is her fanny?

footrat having a weltdown x

From spamming his YouTube dolly to obsessing over thread personalities. No life outside of the screen in front of him

>>82053438
Well they can't stop him can they? It's not jail anon. It's a flat with wide hallways and doorways. Accessible showers and a spacker cord.

HHL thinks kebab slop and alcoholism is the best life the freak

>>82053453
>the screen in front of him

Why won't Footmong get his own place?

>>82053236
>>82053275
Jew banks load up early all your interest incase you default, towards the end you pay less interest. Its not spread evenly

Impersonating the shamed and disgraced personality shiplard is, king?

Alright go make a new thread please thread lad. Need a good Saturday afternoon / evening bread.im thinking a coastal theme

>>82053468
Do you not understand? He pays 750 quid a month ALL INCLUSIVE. That includes wifi and food on tap. It a bargain de lid

>>82053468
He's literally, legally not allowed. Debt relief order.

>>82053488
Could get a nice all inclusive holiday for that tbqh
A week in Spain is definitely for me

debt relief order six years is up next year de lads. build that credit back up x

>>82053454
Odd, the group homes have a zero tolerance policy for it. Go be a wino on the streets!

Living with your parents stunts your mental development. Footmong is the perfect example.

750 for the family discount is quite steep desu

>>82053501
The fucking state of your life collecting screen shots of posts. Do you have individual folders for each dolly?

freshly cooked

>>82053518
>>82053518

strings pulled

oh yes x

>>82053501
Incredibly grim this what kind of mother does something like that

>>82053522
Calm down footrat fs

>>82053080
Hi. Yes this should be fine. It's plug and play so you should just plug it in and it works right out of the box without any issues. The other scalers require modding which can be expensive. I would say go with this one.