Thread 83059294

sex pest edition

>>83059294 (OP)
First for the Seaside Army.

Quite the questionable edishington but i'll take it

I'll never work again.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0l7elxrr7ko

>"If we get this right," he added, "the prize is huge: transforming lives and life chances, with the pent-up potential of the next generation firing our economy and building a better future for all.
>"We cannot afford to lose a generation of young people to a life on benefits, with no work prospects and not enough hope."

Working doesn't get me sex and relationships. I have no reason to woek for society.

>>83059484
>>83059492
No job no pussy simple as

>>83059492
>woek

business idea: abolish the monarchy and divide the royal families monies equally among the population.

>>83059484
And reform want to lower minimum wage for young people making the crisis even worse. What a set of cunts.

going for a big POO

>>83059630
Is there a Reform party in Turkey, too?

>>83059682
Don't think so mate. Turkey is that much of a shithole country they don't have benefits out there, wouldn't surprise me if turkmong tried to come over on a rubber boat soon just to get access to it.

>>83059484
A few weeks ago there was a thread on the UK subreddit about some woman in wales who couldn't get a job and they were all having a go at her saying it's her own fault because she has no A-levels. Like you need A-levels to work a fucking till at aldi. Young people are just realizing it's all rigged. You want NEETs in work again how about giving them a job.

>>83059747
>they don't have benefits
They do

Mackems all genuinely look disabled af

>>83059863
Honestly do not get the appeal of football.

>>83059814
They do really? I never knew turkey was such a civilised society. I assumed they just all sat around fires banging rocks together shouting Allah uakbar all day.

Reminder that the opinions and politics of the average soldier in WW1/WW2 would be utterly condemned by the government, media, institutions, academia and Sensible Society if they were espoused today. They would be called evil, every -ism under the sun and, quite ironically, ultimately a "Nazi".

Every single one of them would be disgusted at what the country they died fighting for has become. The few remaining who are alive have said just as much in every interview they give.

The simple truth is that if they were shown proof of what the country has become today, none of them would have fought.

So often when I glimpse contemporary TV it looks like a kind of garish fever dream of nonsensical kitsch, designed by and for people who are almost incapable of sustained seriousness.

x.com/christmas_karma/status/1985397601974247685

Mark poppy shagging in his new video. Absolutely grim

being awake is so boring. Its 10:30 and i wish i could go back to sleep.
Highlight of the fuckin day.

>>83059969
Moni can't wait for this. He's got it on series link on his sky box.

In a normal country "politicians have special laws protecting their pensions but will vigorously raid yours to pay for the laws that they themselves pass and are too expensive to fund" would be a government collapsing scandal or an absurd conspiracy theory.

>buy game cheap a couple of years ago
>put it on the shelf for later
>open it today
>empty case
ffs.

Think my uber eats delivery driver is lost trying to find the greggs which is inside the city centre. Fuck sake, his car has been circling outside the centre for like 10 minutes now. Dumb cunt doesn't know he needs to park up and go INSIDE. Fucking hell.

I used to go to the war memorial every year but I've stopped a few years ago out of disillusionment, a bit like the old guy that went viral a few days ago. I don't think I even want to watch the BBC coverage this year out of disgust of looking at those leaders.

>>83060017
need to put em all in a cannon and send em to the special zone like Donkey Kong.

>>83060014
Probably an immigrant that doesn't know that every town centre is currently shut down for Remembrance Sunday.

Imagine going back to 2000 and saying people who earn 22.9k should pay 40% tax above that. The thresholds haven't changed while inflation and the RPI tick along in the background. Truly insidious.

>>83059863
most of this country does, all inbred

>>83060021
Oh shit, I didn't even know it was shut kek. Well that explains that. The greggs is still open so surely there's going to be a way inside.

>>83059898
People all feel on some level that they need a cause to fight for, and lower class people have those energies funneled into sports, so they don't go out and start killing foreigners.

The weather on the channel has calmed down a lot lads.

648 yesterday.

641 the day before that.

Any guesses on how many will be coming today?

>>83060043
they're going to keep coming until people start [politely turning them away]

>>83059898
It's a substitute for tribal conflict expressed in a 'healthy' manner. No really. In a sense it's very perverse though because it hijacks that natural us vs them mentality that basically all young males have and pacifies it, belittles it, feminizes it.

At this point if he can't figure out a way in the next 10 minutes I'm just going to cancel and pop to the tescos. The cunts at uber support better not charge me a cancellation. This is clearly the mong drivers fault for not being able to find a way inside.

Okay so not he's now driving a complete opposite direction. He might have given up? What the fuck?

>>83060023
couldn't care less lad. I don't make 50k so it's not my problem.

>>83060043
LMAO illegal immigration alone is currently responsible for approximately 25.3% of our population growth LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>83060052
It's your fault desu

seasideMARK subday mornong special. Remembered sunday dee lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6dxIgO-gIw

>>83060069
It ain't my fault. The fuck was I supposed to know it was old people shitting themselves in public sunday.

>>83060084
Nothing confirms to me that my lack of participation in remembrance day and refusal to buy/wear a poppy is the right thing to do more so than the fact that Mark does participate and does wear a poppy.

>>83060096
Regardless, you ordered from a Greggs that you know is difficult to get to

Are you honestly surprised that someone who works as a greggs delivery driver is unable to figure out what is essentially just a big version of a klotski puzzle?
Lad, he probably wears velcro shoes ffs.

>>83060100
They died for us to become an ethnic minority in all of our major cities and to have their granddaughters tortured and raped by Pakistani grooming gangs.

>>83060084
He is such a repulsive subhuman

>>83060158
>repulsive

Much worse when drunk. His true self really comes out unfiltered

>>83060150
>greggs delivery driver
Mong

>>83060151
They died for all of that oh aye x.
They died for us to become poorer than Poland.
They died for us to be arrested for saying rude words.
They died for us, the birthplace of the industrial revolution, to deindustrialise.
They died for us to relinquish the empire it took 400 years to build in three decades.
They died for 72% of somalis in the country to live in pebbledashed council houses.

Having a couple of jars later today. Limiting myself to just a few though.

My remembrance day prayer

Give me your powers, oh ancestors, so I can perhaps save this country that you all worked so for.

>>83060203
Will be blasting this max volume all day on the 11th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55f___1XYVE

Today might be a fitting day to start reading this book.

Next time I see Keir Starmer's face, I'm throwing myself out of a window.

Am I the only one who doesn't give a shit about dead military mongs?

arc raiders grind?

all day pal x

>>83060221
Pat Buchanan and Enoch Powell are both legitimately the most prescient political commentators of the previous era. They were both literally correct about everything. Is anyone even trying to deny that at this point?

to be fair if he didnt have racism and being a neet he would have to self reflect and take responsibility.

never gunna happen lmao x

>>83060136
He's the first one who's had trouble with it and that greggs is the most popular one on uber eats in this area. Not like I'm asking him to fucking find atlantis.

am fucking sick of seeing porn on 4chan, like I just want a comfy browse and Im sick of seeing porn plastered all over r9k, how tf do I just block porno images? this entire site is just
>LUST PROVOKING IMAGE
>LUST PROVOKING IMAGE
>LUST PROVOKING IMAGE
>LUST PROVOKING IMAGE
>LUST PROVOKING IMAGE
>LUST PROVOKING IMAGE

Mong is finally on the way now. I swear to god if anything is missing or not of place I am going to fucking FUME. This cunt is getting a 1 star. I don't give a SHIT if there was some shit about old people today, fuck them, fuck this driver and fuck uber eats. Fucked my Sunday right up.

>>83059492
They want us to build a future for brown rapists, they can get fucked
I will take a bullet to the brain before I work a job again

Fucking old cunts shit themselves thinking they have the right to close anything down. Fucking leeching twats sitting on their arses all day eating woothers.

>>83060268
Dont browse 4chan then, mong

>>83060268
I get your point, but I think the problem is more with low quality posts. This is r9k, a lot of people here are loenly virgin men and so various topics that overlap with [LUST] are to be expected. That's fine. What's not fine is the shit tier [LUST PROVOKING IMAGE] while the post the accompanies it is some retarded HURR DURR BLACK MEN GET ALL THE PUSSY. Like seriously just fuck off with low quality posts. Post about sex all you want, that's legit, but holy shit the obvious spam/raids are just tiring.

>>83060284
Fuck off spastic ive been here for 15 years, I just want porn images filtering, I like discussion on here but im sick of seeing porn everywhere

Love a confident lass

>>83060295
I wish it was a blue board

actually ive been here 16 years

>>83060297
>ive been here for 15 years,
Proof?

Alright I'll let him off. He explained himself, said so many roads were closed.

>>83060297
are you gay or something? baka

>>83060314
Greggs is literally dog food. Why eat grim shit like this?

They died for seasideMARK to live on benefits for fish odour syndrome

>>83060318
No, seeing porn all the time when I browse this site is tedious though, theres a time and a place for it, even on blue boards its there because its the only way porn addicted spastics can get the attention of other spastics to reply to them.

>>83060332
He would have fought the Germans all his life if it weren't for TMAU

>>83060330
Shut up paki. Greggs is a British staple.

mummy cooking brunch

im grinding vidya

cooooor x

>>83060353
Thoughts on you living off poor mummy and contributing nothing?

its not even normal porn, its all weird fetish shit as well, would be far less annoyed if it was just a standard jpeg of some tits but no it has to be trannies, niggers, homo shit and all manner of perversion

Zoomer Historian has been banned from YouTube. Surprised it took this long really.

>>83060359
brought me into this world now feed me eggsy n bacons x

Scenes on marks livestream he's bottom lip wobbling on the verge of tears over this remembrance boomer shite
>YER DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY WE ARE!!

for all my faults I am glad my life is not dictated by racist obsession over Ahmed and hitler

>>83060391
Well this is a bloke who cried about Bruce Willis having dementia

>>83060391
the exact kind of grim specimen who has done fuck all for this country.

I swear flag shagging and low iq alcoholics go hand in hand

Has anyone here ever claimed PIP for anxiety or depression? What did it involve? Did you need evidence in the form of a diagnosis or somebody assisting you at home?

I'm thinking of doing it because I have those conditions but I'm worried I may be accused of fraud because I'm not a blue haired Tumblrite with no job.

I am definitely not eligible for the free car aspect but likely for the other parts.

>>83060407
Current doing LCW for anxiety and depression. I've been diagnosed and have medication for them.

>>83060407
Lad, have you seen the state of some of these mongs who obviously defraud the bennies system with depression/anxiety? If you're not capable of grifting the system to the same degree then maybe just end it? They're truly bottom of the barrel IQ retards and yet they just memorise the right answers and they get their gibs.

Young white brits rather claim benefits and play video games than contribute to society and make sprogs. Sad!

>>83060407
Tried to get on it a few years ago for depression, anxiety and ADHD when I believed the hype that it is easy as fuck to get on. I only scored 2 points and didn't bother appealing it.

>>83060440

Why? The wrong answers or you didn't have external evidence?

>>83060426

I should get it based on the answers but I don't have a network of people willing to vouch for me, if that's necessary. Just one family member that I don't have the best relationship with.

>>83060433
Why should they contribute to a society that hates them?

Nothing wrong with being on Universal Credit

>>83060391
>>83060398
The junkie/dosser/alcoholic lads LOVE a good distraction from their everyday misery

Especially when it distracts everyone from they fact they are fucking useless scroungers, they ham it right up in a desperate attempt to be accepted

Tomorrow it will all be forgotten until next year when the cunts sit around crying on livestream like fucking spastics lmao

>>83060462
most politicans are white males, most CEOs are white males, most people with power are white males

>>83060449
The woman who assessed me misrepresented loads of stuff I said in the interview. I asked for a recording before, so I could have appealed it and proved she was lying, but I couldn't be fucked to go that far to beg the state for money.

>White twat comes out of a shop and tries to drive off when a parade full of children is marching down the street
>Black twat in a BMW come screeching to a halt near the back of the crowd standing on the road around the memorial and blares his horn just before the minutes silence. Policeman with full-arm tattoos reluctantly gets out of his car parked at the side of the road to tell the BMW to fuck off.
>Two white women try to get into the shop during the minutes silence when all the staff are standing outside.

And this just happens in my tiny village. The absolute state of this country.

>>83060479
As you'd broadly expect based on demographics since the country is still majority white overall, however the official line is that white males are not wanted. For parties like Labour and Greens this is obvious, but even the Tories under Cameron had their diversity shortlist to get rid of the 'stale, pale, male' side of things (verbatim from Cameron himself). To be listed on the LSE your company must 'comply or explain' the requirements of 40% women and minimum one BAME on the board. Academia we all know actively discriminates against white males. Diversity is the name of the game and the government is explicitly anti-white and anti-male. Just because we don't have South Africa-tier policies around it yet doesn't mean it's not true, sorry de lid x

>>83060507
>As you'd broadly expect based on demographics since the country is still majority white overall, however the official line is that white males are not wanted.

The highest earners are white males. Just because you're a loser who plays video games all day and can't get pussy doesn't meant the rest of us are.

>>83060495
I walked from my house into town a few days ago to get something from Tesco. The entire time I did not hear a single person talking in English and I did not see a single white person. My town has a population of around 10,000 people.

>>83059484
>>83059492
Someone needs to email this Alan Milburn with 4 simple words:

No Pussy, No Work.

>>83060495
>nooo you have to participate in this dumb little normgroid ritual to show how much you care about something you spend 99.9999% of your life never thinking about
bet you were one of those mongs who banged pots and pans for rnhs during covid

>>83060391
The old fuckers fought for his right to buy and resell electronics at a loss and scam housing benefits de lidsssss.

>>83060512
I agree, the highest earners are white males, because white males will invariably be the most competent people in a multiethnic country. You're not getting the point I'm making though. It's that they are the highest earners DESPITE the official and systematic oppression and repression that they face.

Mate you're not going out to clap for the nurses saving lives? Give your head a wobble

>>83060528
He should go out and protest in the name of the EDF (previously known as the English and Jewish defence league) instead.

>>83060525
If any brown person in the UK could choose to wake up as a young white male tomorrow they'd do so. Even Poley.

>>83060488

I live in Scotland, where it's all by phone.

>>83059484
>>83059492
Thing is if they were ding an honest accounting as to the reasons why people are opting out (destruction of social contract, no hope for future in Britainistan, no chances of getting functioning relationships, disgust at system that hates them so they don't want to contribute) they'd simply dismiss them as the ramblings of "misogynist, racist, RADICALISED incels" or whatever and the inquiry would pivot to figuring out how to 'tackle' the problem of the men existing rather than addressing the underlying causes.

>>83060512
>>83060525
The key point is its hard to see the point in grinding yourself into the ground when the reward systems broken. Guys are told to work hard, build status, and earn love but dating today feels like a paywall with no access key. You can have a job, looks, even your life together, and still get ignored. At some point, its not about giving up. Its just realizing the games rigged and its not worth playing by rules that dont benefit you anymore. I dont work because Im incompetent, I dont because its not worth it.

>>83059484
>>83059492
>>83059528
>>83060519

I LOVE the confidence you lads have when you are sitting all womfy on a sunday telling everyone you are doing fuck all

Fast forward to the time the bennies office force you to do something for your pittance and you all fuckin shit your selves lmao

>>83060543
Not even remotely true. You're delusional.

Very important video for you lads. Study it well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3aYbgh45fQ

>>83060557
Poleaboo even went as far as changing his surname to 'White'.

>>83060407
I hate to be a downer but it's acutally difficult as fuck to get on. You seem to have been misled by the amount of people memeing about PIP and the neet life. If you have a history of work/school and no actual physical disability/illness, it would take a miracle.

He got a pork chop. It lush.

>>83060562
>30 minutes of some chad telling me how hard i have it

Fuck off.

>>83060563
Notice that he is an overt Pakistani ethnonationalist, so the whole 'he wants to be white' thing is nonsense. But also are we just forgetting that he transitioned TO A WOMAN?

>>83060557
I absolutely would, being white makes being incel impossible since ethnic/asian women want you by default.

>>83060578
This.

Try dating while being Indian, not even Indian women want you.

>>83060578
Truecels are white. Ethnics who LARP as incels always have the option of ringing up an 'auntie' back in their home country and having a marriage arranged for them in a few months.

He got a brand new kettle.

>>83060562
>bad hygiene and creepy behaviour above being ugly
lol

>>83060586
>Try dating while being Indian, not even Indian women want you.
The underlying and unspoken assumption here is that they're trying to date white women specifically. Of course white women don't want Indian men. But Indians always have the arranged marriage option like this post explains>>83060587

Can't stand how the incel subculture has been infested with ethnics who want to fuck white women.

>>83060587
That's no different to you getting a thai bride. Some women who you have nothing in common with, and grew up completely differently to enter a loveless husk of a marriage based on an exchange. Wow, so amazing!

>>83060551
>You can have [...] looks, [...] and still get ignored.

No one with attractive looks is getting ignored lol, the issue is that's a small minority of men (as per dating apps) and the majority of average faces/height are basically slaving away daily to still be single

>>83060599
The average jeet doesn't have access to arranged marriage, lmao. How can you be so ignorant as to what life there is like? Let me guess, you think it's a clean and sanitised utopia where trains never kill anybody? Lmao

I think it's worth repeating lads: politicians have special laws that mean their pensions are completely safe and cannot be raided for tax money. You and I do not have these special laws protecting our pensions and the government is going to raid pensions in the budget.

Just let that sink in for a minute.

It's nice to wake up without a hangover.

>>83060566
Egg head mong

>>83060617
Too bad youre still a tiny mong with an absurdly long neck

>>83060617
>nice to wake up bored lonely depressed in a spacker bedsit still a virgin approaching 40 with no meaningful relationships. sex. or mates.

enjoy your sunday! well I guess everyday is sunday for you pal lmao

Britain's economy is fake. Products are determined by regulation, goods are allocated by statutory entitlement, and prices are distorted by caps, subsidies and means testing.

>>83060589
But that's just a standard kettle. Why doesn't he have a fancy kettle. Mine has variable temperature, cost like 100 bong iirc

>>83060615
Why should I care? I don't have a pension

>>83060555
>Fast forward to the time the bennies office force you to do something for your pittance
I've been on benefits since 2016.

Any day now, right?

>>83060634
Cooorrrr, nice one lad. But even so, given the state of the economy seems a bit fucked up, no? Literally for thee and not for me.

>>83060632
It's a kettle. It boils your water. That's all it needs to do.

>>83060566
Corr pork chop in the air dryer. Bet it's like chewing leather. He likes his cooked a little bit longer

Can I get an update on SSMs PS5? Sold or not sold?

>>83060631
And your employment opportunities determined by Stacy in HR

>>83060652
He sold it and bought another a few days later I think.

>>83060644
Water at 80c for me de lad

SSM has an issue with consuming palm and rapeseed oil for some reason but has no issue binge drinking and stuffing his face with all sorts of crap daily.

>>83060653
>And your employment opportunities determined by Stacy in HR
Oh aye x
Not to mention that education doesn't effectively signal anything to potential employers any more because of degree proliferation/nonsense degrees/unverifiable fake degrees from overseas etc.

>>83060666
He not rapist lad. No rapeseed oil for him. Only 4x extra virgin olive oil

>NOOOOO DONT YOU KNOW ITS OLD PEOPLE DAY. YOU HAVE TO STAND AROUND IN SILINCE DO WHAT THE GUNERMENT TELLS YOU

I remember in college when I talked during the silence and got told off, hated being told I couldn't speak during this time period. It was break time too. Felt very Orwell 1984. Never took part in that shit since. Fuck cuck sunday.

>>83060666
Because he's a low IQ cretin who has no self-control. He uses his aversion to seed oils as a way of justifying his other shitty habits.
>Oh no, I'd never put that poison in my body, I'm being healthy!
>That's why I can drink five days a week and eat boxes of custard tarts by the dozen, because I'm not putting crap in my body!

>>83060642
yeah but the people who it will effect think I shouldn't have a right to a basic livelihood so I couldn't give less of a shit. Hope they raise taxes on everything

>>83060679
It's literally 2 minutes once a year. Not like you have anything important to say

>>83060681
Drinking isn't as bad as people say. And custard tarts are fine if you count calories.

Rapeseed has ZERO benefits and all negatives.

>>83060694
>Drinking isn't as bad as people say. And custard tarts are fine if you count calories.
>Rapeseed has ZERO benefits and all negatives.
Then Mark must be the picture of a healthy man, eh?

>>83060666
Beer isn't ultra processed. We've been drinking it for thousands of years

>>83060697
He's going to live longer than the average wagie. 100%

Alright lads, not been here in a while. Need to make some changes in my life, including stopping vaping. For years I've been addicted and chain smoking. Yesterday spilled water on mine and the battery fried. Cold Turkey it is. Any tips? Gonna get some nic lozenges from Superdrug

>>83060717
Sit down and try and work out how much money you've spent on that shite across your life and when the urges get real bad just imagine if in the same number of years hence you want to be that much poorer again.

>>83059951
The average opinion of an average British man in the 1990s would literally be vilified and possibly be criminal these days. In the 90s it was illegal for gays to join the army, illegal to talk to kids about gay shit, most people thought gay marriage was deeply immoral. Churchill was still considered a hero. Comedy had blackface right up into 2010.

The Blair government and the 2010s woke internet culture really did a number on the country.

>>83060671
What is your degree in though and what uni?

>>83060730
Art History from Derby x

>>83060725
In 1995 literally half of the USA said they disapproved of interracial marriage. I was one years old.

>>83060730
I did physics. I won't say which uni but based on this site it was within the top 20.
https://www.thecompleteuniversityguide.co.uk/league-tables/rankings

>>83060743
>I did physics.

LARP

>>83060743
Andrew we know you went to Lancaster. We know everything about you and where you work and live.

>>83060743
Did you do your masters and PhD at the same uni?

Ruth considered Lancaster, but instead decided to study Media at Newcastle. A meme degree, she'll definitely be working in her Dad's pubs when she graduates.

>>83060747
This is honestly a new one on here, to be accused of LARPing about my degree. Is a physics degree somehow magically unattainable?
>>83060750
Kek, not me lad.
>>83060755
No.

>>83059951
Who cares about some goy zogbots who fought for israel? At least the current generation is waking up more about Jews, who ultimately are responsible for proliferating all of the modern politics that you are mad about

>>83060762
And what chance do we actually have of doing anything about them? They won.

>>83060761
>No.
Where did you do post-graduate study?

>>83060768
I didn't do a masters, but I did a PhD at a foreign uni.

>>83060767
Playing video games and not bothering with the dumb grind.

>>83060774
FAHKIN FORRIN CAHNT IF YE LUV EM SO MUCH WHY NOT MOVE THERE EH?! DOOR'S OPEN YOU FAHKIN CAHNT!

Neets won wagies lost.

>>83060774
What, in America or what?

>>83060617
do you know any of these lads? >>83059863

>>83060802
No not in America, wasn't good enough for that lol, it's crazy competitive over there and the stipends are too low you have to get a job at the same time.

Feel like Reeves is just a more retarded version of Gordon Brown

What would you do if you lived in London?

>>83060829
Move out of London desu.

>>83060829
But I live in London

>YT algo recommends me a vid of some scandi dude claiming he thaught an octopus to play piano
>Skipped towards the end
>It just plays random keys without any sort of coherence

Really shouldn't be clicking on this kind of brainrot nutube clickbait slop tbqfh

>>83059863
Autistic lad at the bottom right with earphones and a sunflower lanyard kek

if you have a high IQ or any ambition in life you move to london, if youre a low IQ mong on benefits you stay in your shithole

>>83059863
>that mackem feel
God I wish my town had a proper footie team

>>83060815
Can't have been in Europe though.

>>83060846
Very true. The path is you move to London in your early 20s, make money, build a career and find a wife there, then move in your early 30s somewhere else to bring up kids.

>>83059863
Not racist, they love Ngubu

Wakeaway tonight lads oh aye. Might have a wizza or a webab, what do you think lads?

>>83059863
HHL the one with the red and white cap?

Fucking hell the police are around my house right now. It's about my brother. They're saying that they've received a report that he was using obscenities against a woman and her children.

>>83060890
Probably has a stiffy

Just ate a full wag of waribo tangfastics x

>>83060903
Harvey Price's favourite sweets them.

>>83060903
reckon they reduced the amount of sugar on them recently, gone super bland

>>83060903
have you tried the new merry mix waribos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brm71uCWr-I
>Libshit kurzgesoid writer admits to having been a pothead every day for 15 years straight

Not too surprising, is it

>>83060903
Are you the one with the white and red cap in that picture?

>>83060892
is this the same brother from the other day who had fucked off again and you had to get the police involved incase he attmptend to rope? (again?)

>>83060892
>Fucking hell the police are around my house right now. It's about my brother. They're saying that they've received a report that he was using obscenities against a woman and her children.
fantasist

>>83060892
corrrrrr post pictures of this

The absolute state of Ruth's tuppence

>>83060975
Nah he's never tried to rope thankfully
>>83060994
Can't lad. I'm just listening from upstairs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSoepoVfB7U
>"Somehow, we convinced the space force to give us access to this base (...)"

Being a glowie-sponsored slopaganda channel might have had something to do with it

>>83061022
Post a picture of you listening

God i need to take a shit

>>83061097
Cute animals that

Need to do my cleaning. Sometimes I wish I could listen to britfeel like I can a podcast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLibZvME1Oo

It not right. Look what they did to SSM.

Why do femgroids have to be like this

>>83061215
why didnt you ask in the thread where you got the image from you boring twat

>>83061178
>ughhghuuuhhh fookin twrolls internet twrolls innit
>wanna smash twolls fookin brains out with a hammer!

What the fuck is the lad on the phone supposed to do with this information?

>>83061241
Oh I don't know, maybe a help him out like he's supposed instead of protecting his pedo masters?

He's drunk AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNM5Fb9ThBM

>>83061246
yeah lad, send the fucking cavalry, some random cunt on the internet annoyed an alcoholic

>>83061249
It's remembrance Sunday, if you can't get drunk today when can you?

Anyone have the video of that troll who called SSMs landlord?

>>83061278
Theres no google doodle to say this, so in my opinion its not remembrance sunday at all

>>83061249
amazing lad, you clapping your hands and dribbling on your chin when you watch the youtube man on your screen?

>>83061317
You ringing up the GP for another sick note again senpai?

>Mum seasideMARK dyed his hair am screaming
WHAT?
>Mum seasideMARK shaved his hair off am creasing
WHAT?
>Mum seasideMARK is drinking again am howling
WHAT?
>Don't forget to cut up my roast dinner for me me

>>83061215
corr proper look of evil in that top left blonde lasses eyes

All those brown Muhammeds battering their wives when their football team loses a match

>Mum the ASMR women makes money off youtube you know
WHAT?
>Her dad owns a pub
WHAT?
>They're middle class
WHAT?
>She's put weight on she drinks too much
WHAT?
>Have we got any matey bubble bath left mum

>most people with student debt won't actually pay it off
people who didn't go to uni should get a lower tax rate. Why should they have to pay for university mongs to have fun and party in adult daycare for three years?

Afternoon lads

22 Days without porn
15 Days without masturbating

It's weird, I actually feel good aside from my lack of sex drive.

>'The best friend you'd love to have' - How Claudia Winkleman conquered TV
gee I wonder if her being upper class having a brother in law 54th in line to the throne had anything to do with it

im 82nd in line to the throne, its not a big deal i assume most of britfeel is the same?

brb lad i'm looking for things to be upset and outraged about

>>83061418
alright Charlie?

82. Charles Duff Carnegie, Earl of Southesk

Left a ristorante pizza on the side in the kitchen about 8 hours ago, probably unfrozen now.
Wonder if I should take a picture to show the lads on britfeel

>niece of the Lord Chamberlain to the Queen and granddaughter of a baronet has a successful career with the BBC
mere coincidence guys

>>83061418
You nonce, I'm 81st.

>>83061462
Yeah not no more soft lad
*stabs you*

>Hart has a younger sister. She is from an aristocratic background, but does not consider herself upper class,[11]
me? middle class through and through. Look at the state of our crumbling gatehouse

>The Duke formerly travelled globally as a trade envoy for Britain, but nowadays spends most hours confined indoors, engaging with video games in what observers have described as an arrested adolescence.

>The fallen royal reportedly dedicates most of his days to a spacious lounge featuring an enormous screen that takes up 'almost an entire wall', where he plays video games or watches war films or golf broadcasts.

>'Andrew rarely goes out and has been padding around the lodge and ranting and muttering.'

Holy shit, Andrew is one of us.

>>83061515
Obama and Assad spend all their time playing video games since leaving office too. The NEETs were right

on that Return of the King today.

whatever they did to Andy Serkis before he becomes a cartoon character, they should have just had Gollum as that. looks great.

Seeing that Predator Badlands later. Oh aye.

Might have a wizza and a few jars before the film.

Life's good when you're not skint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0afQ6w3Bjw

The lack of DEI hires at that plant is pretty interesting. They showed one darkie so far but he seems to have been relegated to some sort of janitorial duty. All the stuff to do directly with the reactor room operation/technical maintenance is 100% straight white males only

>>83061575
>few jars
Uhm you said youre having a sober weekend

>>83061606
>believing anything that spastic says

That was your first mistake lad

HelperLad has only been on the wags once since he gave them up.

those of you without addiction, or who've 'beat' addiction (i.e. you were never an addict in the first place), you don't realise how huge that is.

HE LIVE 4k RECORDING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFCUWTciy5Q

the real victors of the Battle of Helm's Deep? the women and the children <3

clappy hands and dribble on the chin time coz the youtube man is live

>>83061624
Helper has never been an addict. He's just
melodramatic and gets post-session depression hard. He's quite fortunate to be able to afford coke in the first place when some people can't even afford groceries in this country.

67 yo unc having a melty over SSM

Imagine taking a bath in this lol

Creepy af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVz_TIxt8RE

HE LIVE DOWN SANDFORD LANE DE LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGxo49b37Wk

It's oddly satisfying to watch them go thru a bazillion safety gates and follow all these formal procedures, ngl

Tickles the tism in just the right way

This is like the sixth protocol acknowledgement procedure they went thru at this point

Womfy that

Sean's one of the best friends in the world is a bit of a nightmare and I think it's a good idea to have a look at the other side of the house and let you know if you want to come to the office for a bit of time and I'll be back in the office tomorrow morning if you want to come over

>>83061752
Very boring livestream

>>83061810
is this one of those run-on autocomplete/Markov chain messages?

it's 2025 grandpa, we have real AI now.

>>83061752
Mental he's still doing these sandord lane streams.

Gonna feel this place rocking tonight
Everybody buzzing
Everybody moving
I can feel a rave coming on
Whistle posse, make some noise!

So I've booked the flight to slovakia, when I see her next I'll mention I'm going, gauge her reaction. There's something so enticing about thinking of walking the streets she walked, the people she met. It feels like im walking in her shoes.

>>83061824
Sad how he doesn't have the energy to dance around anymore and just sits in his chair pissed out of his mind. I worry about him, I really do. If he died I'd mourn him like a loved one.

>>83061839
ellen been fatting him up it not right

>>83061839
>If he died I'd mourn him like a loved one.
Get a grip, lad

She still hasn't replied to me, but she said she wanted to see me again. I'm half tempted to just knock on the door, see whats going on.

>>83061869
Do you think HHL still has THAT video saved on his laptop?

That's one spicy lill nibba innit

Wonder if you'd be able to boil a cuppa wot noodles on it

>>83061882
i think that just by viewing it, his computer has cached it, i.e. saved it, i.e. PRODUCED the video.

just something for the prosecution to keep in mind.

>>83061882
I think he loads it up at least once a week.

what's your THAT video, /britfeel/?

for me it was a DVDRip of the film Epic Movie. a scene where the characters watch a telly in the corner, instead of the actual footage the pirates had superimposed in:
>Bellatrix kills Dobby (p138)
>Voldemort kills Hedwig (p227)
>Harry kills Voldemort (p293)
and all these other horrible, horrible truths.

>"I started to realize (...) one of the main reasons people fear this technology is [that] they don't understand it"

Indeed, these anti-nuclear power thunbergian libshit pseudo-luddites are retarded as fuck midwits LARPing as "educated"

Pretty productive day for me lads, rather proud of myself as it stands. Took dogberg for a walk, had a nice brekkie (m&s hash browns are pricey but out of this world) and then got down to bizness. Almost filled in all the holes and cracks on the recently de-wallpapered stairs and landing, there are a couple of minor touch ups still need doing but my tub ran out so will need another trip to b&q. That's all well and good though, very nearly done. Got round to scraping down the banister and skirting boards, had placed paint stripper on there a while ago, will need another coat but the worst of it is off. Started sanding down the bits of walls that had been filled previously but the dust level was untenable, need to do it all in one big go really so that'll probably wait until next weekend. Now in the bath with a wine, wifeberg is walking dogberg and shall be making me a woast winner when she gets back. It's important to earn a sense of self satisfaction, hard work makes the time go by.

>>83061916
That's very brutal but also very funny. I remember the Snape kills dumbledore NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO audio from that drive by queue when the book came out. It did spoiler it for me but I didn't really care at the time, don't think spoilers as a thing had really been built up into a huge problem at that point. Still read and enjoyed the book.

>>83061886
He was investigating it to find the prep. Doesn't count.

Well, that's Ned Flanders and Marge both unlocked from that battle pass, just Homer to grind out now. Not a bad days work. Garn get sorted and head off out now.

catberg is obssesed with pissing on my sofa, not sure what to do, constantly having to spray it down with that enzyme cleaner stuff

>>83061963
Now that's what I call a real sense of achievement. He's got Ned and Marge on Fortnite! Fucking pathetic what some lads, not looking at anyone in particular >>83061941 will claim is real graft. Some people round here need to sort their act out.

>>83061951
>don't think spoilers as a thing had really been built up into a huge problem at that point.

yeah being a 4chan kid at the time, 'Snape kills Dumbledore' was just a given. remember discussing it with mates and these lassies went 'noooo how dare you'. well, everyone knows now, what if some bairn wants to watch The Empire Strikes Back with fresh eyes?

i say we just agree to never discuss whodunnits, beyond whether we liked them or not. that's the one genuine exception.

>>83061973
Probably thinks the enzyme cleaner is disgusting and trying to do you a favour by reminding you who it belongs to.

>>83061986
Safer for everyone that way. I think the only time I got properly spoilered was really my own fault, I'd spent the previous 8 months or so working my way through the whole Stephen King dark tower series, including all the side books that tie in to the universe. Ups and downs you know but generally I'd thoroughly enjoyed it, was on the last book right close to the end and something got mentioned that I didn't recognise, so googled it to see if it had been referenced in a previous book or if I was missing anything. Unfortunately it didn't, and because it was right there at the end it took me to a reddit thread where people were discussing the ending to the book, I'd read the sentence before i knew what was happening. That one pissed me off but I really can't blame anyone else for it.

HHL touching his micropenis as he watches THAT video

He look sad, bored, lonely and depressed.

Sandford lane has turned into a bit of sad one tonight lads, say a prayer for our SSM

Productive day at the toil, me some well fit geordie birds but I think they were lezzers. Ah well, gonna have a wank imagining a three way with em tonight anyway. Been a long week but that overtime is gonna buy me some treats for christmas oh aye.

>>83062037
At least he doesn't have to get up early tomorrow to slave for minimum wage

Akrio blap taschtajinal oorookigool changalep

Simple as.

>>83061973

you had his balls cut off or nah

think that's what does it

it not right what they done to our SSM not right at all

>>83062055
Next month I'm thinking, I didn't want to, I always wanted him to be a free catberg, natural and shit but its not working out.

>>83062057
Just imagine what he could have been if it wasnt for TMAU

mad how at their peak basically every household in Britain used to watch the soaps. Come home from school/work, have tea, watch Eastenders/Corrie, bed. Something proper grim about an entire country just having their lives curated like that

>>83062070
horrible what that disease done to im. it just not right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz5XRyo5fiw

Lol at the narrator roastie calling it "terrabits" at 0m37s

DEI at work again innit

>>83062075
some still do lad

>>83062075
I remember the wanks I used to have over Stacey Slater. Corr.

>>83062082
>Lol at the narrator roastie calling it "terrabits" at 0m37s
youve done her how will she recover from you savaging her on britfeel

Prayers up for SSM lads

>>83062064

It's okay, all cats are girls anyway

>>83062118
reckon you might be right on that one lad, reckon you might be right

>>83061973
>cats piss to mark their territory
>keep cleaning off the marking
>"why does my cat keep pissing here?"

HHL getting wanked off into a beaker by the care home stuff

>>83062139
To what possible end?

Might watch a kino me

>>83062179
collecting his superhuman sperm

Want to get up and have pasta for dinner but my neighbour is stalking me again so im stuck in bed hiding with all the lights off

SSM cheering up lads, think the prayers worked, thank you all!

>>83062186
Very valuable properties I've heard

Bit concerned for our SSM lads

>>83062179
To keep him docile

I used to occasionally post on a phpbb style forum called squatjuice, it was about illegal raves and I was a dumb edgy teenager that desperately wanted to get involved in that lifestyle, now I'm glad I didn't because unfettered access to drugs at that age would have made a right mess of me. Besides the point anyway.

There was a guy on there who was a bit of an attention seeker, can't remember his name or anything but his profile picture was him in a massive furry pimp style coat. Anyway long story short he ended up doing a bunch of drugs in his flat with a mate and having some sort of breakdown where he stabbed his mate a load of times and just left his body in a cupboard decomposing while he continued to do loads of drugs. Eventually the neighbours called the police about the smell and they found him spazzed out of his mind with a decomposing corpse in there. Some other lad on the forum found the news article and posted it for everyone to be enjoy. He'd been chatting away with people right up to being found by the cops, acting totally normal. Wonder what became of him.

>>83062082
to be fair they probably do actually carry hundreds of terabits per second. that's usually how bandwidth is measured.

>>83062234
Sorry lad I'm busy watching a fat alcoholic sat in a bike shelter playing music. Thanks for the effort post though x

Once went to a thai prostitutes and after she was done with me she let her little yappy dog in then jerked it off into a tissue, put me right off to say the least.

This is what happens to me when I drink alcohol I get super depressed. That's the reason why I have been the total for 15 years.

is this Gollum/Smeagol bloke meant to be a smackhead? same way the trolls were thick people (by Oxford professor standards).

>>83062255
As long as you're enjoying yourself lad x

Fucking hell lads being 26 stone is starting to take its toll now.

SSM is gunna off himself tonight int he?

>>83059492
>Working doesn't get me sex and relationships. I have no reason to woek for society.
Yeah, and *not* working even less so. The quote is right. You'll wake up one morning and begin to realise that your subsistence misses you out on so many opportunities for personal development. Life moves fast, and it's leaving you behind.
t. Mostly NEET for 8+ years

>>83062281
Motivation to make a change?

oh yeah, there's an elf and a dwarf in this film.

>>83062278

Tolkien really hated allegory and hidden meaning and all that shite, despite what every English teacher has ever tried to teach. His stories were 100% face value, Gollum is just addicted to the ring, it's not a metaphor. Same goes for the apparent WW2 allegory, or the Dead Marshes being the Somme, etc.

... But of course it doesn't matter what an author thinks, and let's be honest, Toklein was a fucking shit writer anyway. He was a brilliant, pioneering, visionary worldbuilder, but he couldn't write compelling prose to save his life. He only even wrote Lord of the Rings as an excuse to show off all his conlangs and poems and shit. But it digress- The parallels between the one ring and drug addiction are certainly there.

>>83062335
Not one of those mental elfs is it? Heard they are quite tricky to deal with.

Good evening sir.
Can you interest you in 200 pages of this faggot prancing around the woods singing terrible songs?

me mental elf making me get sick notes to give to dwp again

Might send SSM some Ozempic for Christmas. I wonder what he'd look like if he was skinny.

>>83062360

I refuse to believe anyone has ever read Lord of the Rings in its entirety, let alone the Silma fucking Rillion. Anyone who says they have is a liar.

I've read most of it, but I skimmed through a lot of the bullshit, and it was still an absolute chore desu

>>83062360
>Can you interest you
Damn i fucked that up, gonna get mong boi'd

Corrrrr! Prolapsed me AI victim like a proper wrongun.

>>83062340
>Tolkien really hated allegory and hidden meaning and all that shite, despite what every English teacher has ever tried to teach. His stories were 100% face value, Gollum is just addicted to the ring, it's not a metaphor. Same goes for the apparent WW2 allegory, or the Dead Marshes being the Somme, etc.

true, my copy has that foreword where he explains that. but to me it's less allegory in the sense of 'herp derp it's da Germans' and more just writing from what he knows. obviously he's writing an English mythology, but he's not incidentally going to say, 'and then Frodo-san and Samwise-kun stopped at the Onsen of Elrond for warm sake'

pretty universal to have some fairytale character be wretched or pitiable or a trickster. but this Gollum lad, he's a bloke who's been at the opium. Tolkien writing about his smackhead so-called mates.

>>83062444

Bet CS Lewis hit the opium pipe like a hood nigger, going on about snow kingdoms in his cupboards and shit, lad was on one

how many of those traditional 'cautionary' fairytales were about nonces? kids who don't listen to warnings about a monster.

or is that just a cynical/modern view of it?

>>83062476
Lets ask a nonce.

Summoning Helper.

>>83062476

Considering the historical context it was more like, do as you're told or you'll have the living shit beat out of you, and they'd marry and knock up barely adolescent lassies up at like 13/14 in those days, so it's possible we are actually naive instead of cynical

Always got a bit weirdly aroused by the strange and unusual punishments they do to the wolf in different versions of red riding hood though me. Like it's not even fair, he's just trying to eat.

>>83062476
Non, you just like thinking about kids being fucked. IRL or in fairy tales

>>83062512
look mate i'm not the one with the vore fetish.

>>83062504
true, probably just 'listen to your parents'. which really isn't a bad rule-of-thumb, even if parents CAN be wrong/terrible. they're THE authority in a child's life.

>the strange and unusual punishments they do to the wolf in different versions of red riding hood
like what? isn't the standard that a woodsman just hacks him open?

Tell you what lads, I honestly think NoFap and No Porn is working, at least for my workouts.

I tried a heavier weight today for my shoulder exercises and I felt like I had way more energy. It's weird as I still have very little sex drive.

I'm hopeful I may actually be healing. At the very least my dick will surely be more sensitive after not masturbating for 15 days.

Let's see what the next few days bring on the escort front.

>>83062534

Pretty sure there's one where they fill him with rocks or something while he's asleep, like they tried to tone down the "gore" of killing the wolf but actually made it way more freaky instead

halfing-leaf =/= cannabis, Tolkien-sensei says it was just the tobacco plant, fair enough.

but one that always cracks me up is Disney's Fantasia. re-released in the 60s as this trippy psychedelic film. which it kind of is, but the lads went, "we were just making a fantastic colourful cartoon, simple as."

Just not our season is it Newcastlebros
Oh well

Thinking I'm going to head over to the escorts place. I've been left on read since last week and I'm concerned she might be in danger.
I was thinking I was going to make a report to the police but I don't want to complicate things incase she's okay. So I've decided to go myself and then if she is in trouble I'll call the police. Thoughts? I'm just getting dressed now.

>>83062623

You are going to get the police called on you for stalking her you fucking mongoloid

>>83062593
I watched this on acid with a mate once and we'd both forgotten about the devil shit at the end until it happened. Had all been quite pleasant up to then and got a bit hairy, all fun and games though innit

>don't do anything ever, children
>don't you even fucking dare

ooo aye. could do with a bit of that, in this age of autism and iPads.

For me, it's the collection of Aesops Fables. Animals do the darnedest things, just what are they like.

>>83062631

The fucking broomsticks would have sent me on a bad one as it is lad, jesus

Gotta be well careful what you watch on acid. Holy Mountain was not a good ride. Chicken Run was pretty fucking sinister. Apocalypto was fucking ace though. Inception too.

For me it's a pint of ol' speckled hen while preparing the Sunday roast.

>>83062323
I just couldn't imagine how being on my feet all day moving boxes from one place to another actually gets me anywhere in life. More money but for what? Pussy is out of reach for men like me. There's no way you can get a career these days. Every one is fighting for so few jobs.

It's too late for me anyway. I don't want to work for some old menopausal hag my age anyway.

>>83062646
Take a shower, lad

>>83062646

fuckin love grapes me

>>83062647
Used to have one mate at uni who wanted to specifically watch fucked up shit on acid, kept trying to put on Eraserhead or like mental gore Japanese films, while I just wanted to get comfy with some sci-fi or fantasy. Did always wonder what was wrong with his brain.

>>83062625
How am I stalking her? She isn't replying to my message and her phone just goes to voicemail now. I've called a lot of times and at any point she could've picked up and told me she was safe. Maybe I'm wrong but we shared a real connection and I'm concerned about her. You would do the same for your loved ones.

>>83062667

Weird though innit, you never know if a seemingly chill film is suddenly gonna have those really dark vibes when you're tripping, and some films that you expect to be bad vibes are actually a really good time.

I used to specifically watch the mindfuck films when I was just stoned but acid is another ball game really

>>83062662
Corrr not for me, too sour aren't they? It not right.

>>83062681
>Maybe I'm wrong
You are wrong. Just stop it now lad before you hurt someone or get hurt yourself. Didn't you say she was away until the 12th or something anyway?
God what is it about /britfeel/ that attracts mentalist stalkers

>>83062681
>we shared a real connection

She's a prozzie, you daft prick

>>83062656
Don't you want a nice woman who will cook for you lad? Coming home to a delicious meal makes those 10 hours shifts so much more tolerable

>>83062631
>the devil shit at the end until it happened.

2spooky. makes me laff they try to claim now it's some fantasy demon and not Satan (it's clearly a take on Satan).

quite like the bit about the dinosaurs. they're not overly cartoony, some of the best dinokino until Ray Harryhausen.

>>83062714
It's a larp. Is it more likely that the exact same psychological type just keeps on appearing here, or it's the same bored lad talking abolute rubbish. Just saying. Notice how this type of poster always pretends, when pressed, to be a complete idiot who has no conception of other people's motivations/feelings whatsoever.
>Like uhhh dude what do you mean she thinks I'm a creep and has stopped responding? Impossible broooo.
Lmfao.
This frustrates the people who engage with him and encourages further (Yous). Know your larpers!

>>83062732
It didnt look like a bad meal till she added those two giant cases of what im assuming is cheese

>>83062681
>>83062714
Listen to this guy anon he's absolutely correct. Take your shoes off and out on a film.

Mums gone out and she's bringing me a webab on the way back oh aye.

>>83062667
>who wanted to specifically watch fucked up shit on acid
man, these people.

i watched that Enter the Void on shrooms, wasn't a good idea. there's some visceral horror/dreamy mindfuck stuff in there, but it's not the worst. seems like meandering nonsense when i've watched it sober. but i was convinced there was a secret film within the film telling me things ;_;

speaking of fables, the flip-side of 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf' is that you get 2-3 free false cries.

call a welfare check on the escort? you could save her life. call a welfare check on your enemies? they could be snorting ganja when the bizzies show up.

it's like a currency we all have. you're probably sitting on it, unspent.

How many years will he drag out this make believe escort tripe?

Who is the plus one in the five great guys? Someone in the five great guys group who SSM doesn't like? Or maybe he thought six great guys didn't roll off the tongue as well?

>>83062082
>Undersea fiber-optic cables with terabit-per-second (Tbps) capacities are the backbone of the global internet, carrying over 95% of international data traffic.

Congrats, you're a retard.

The lad who mentioned Ray Harryhausen reminded me of this film, I watched it a while ago dead sober, and it is an extremely fucked up film.

But, at the same time, I actually think it wouldn't be too bad of a time if you were stoned/tripping, it was dark but it had a certain humour to it and overall a quite optimistic message I think. The word I would use to describe many parts of it, despite the subject matter, is "charming".

>>83062801

went and forgot my picrel didn't I fuckinell

>>83062714
It wouldn't hurt to just go and check the place out maybe? I don't have to knock I can just wait around and see if she's about, if I see her at least I know she's okay.

>>83062726
You can say that all you like but I feel like she would let me know that she's okay at least. Is it suddenly a crime to worry?

Why do girls have mouldy box rooms? They're always spraying random bottles everywhere aren't they? Probably just shower, straight in room and all windows shut. Not good at all.

>>83062814
Because they expect somebody else to clean up for them.

For me it's making prepared tomato sauces using chives, basil, rosemary and not quite ripe tomatoes from my garden ready for a cold and miserable winter. Fry up an onion and some mince and then pour these little babies on top, instant incredible meal. Follow me for more exciting recipes.

https://xcancel.com/Suffragent_/status/1987485391574737342
Those former PM's side by side. It's like the shitty Avengers.

>>83062814
Hi turkmong. Here in the UK the climate is a little more damp and wet as we are closer to the North Pole. As you live in the Middle East it is a lot warmer, also UK homes are made from brick not mud like your houses, which insulates heat and traps moisture in the house. hope this answers your question.

>>83062814
Lets see your boxroom?

>go the tesco express for bin bags because the main ones closed
>pass 3 chavs and round the corner, didn't pay any attention to them
>one of them shout whispers something, the type of thing where you dont want to actually draw attention but you say it anyway
>realise 2 streets theyve called me a tranny

Not even a tranny ffs I'm a normal straight bloke who happens to have long hair because im autistic and hate the barber, not even built like one either as I lift 5x a week and I have a beard, trannies dont have beards, bastards, seethin over that, if youre gonna call me a tranny at least actually say it at me

Ruthmong if you make an Amazon wishlist I will buy you some shoes as a Christmas present.

>>83062864
>>*realise 2 streets away theyve called me a tranny

>>83062779
Enter the Void is basically an adaptation of the Tibetan Book of the Dead, tb

>>83062864
corr look at this tranny having a melty

>>83062866
I think he would prefer a fez or a nice Persian rug to go in his little mud hut.

>>83062849
what other literally nothings have set you off today?

>>83062842
corrr based 'actually writing the date on the bags' anon.

took me a while to take the flatteningsaucesintobags pill, but it's well handy when you just have a bookshelf of ready-to-go scran in the freezer.

bit yellow though, no? is that just how you like your tomatoes?

Ruthmong he doesn't own shoes XD

>>83062864
whatever u say, Jesus.

>>83062896
Just had to give up on them ripening any more lad, some were nice and red, others were very orangey but I decided I couldn't be bothered to fuck around waiting any more. They'll be fine, all little cherry lads so sweet enough as is

how many transsexual stories begin with someone being called a tranny and only later on do they realise they're actually born in the wrong body?

i was called 'gay' loads and i did end up liking men romantically, people know these things.

>>83062902
It's not a laughing matter. Would you like to be housebound through no fault of your own?

>>83062864

Empathise lad, not happened in ages but I used to seethe when chavs gave me shit for long hair too. At least you can fantasize about going back and decking the cunt all week eh.

Good thing you didn't though, you definitely would have had him 1v1 I'm sure because chavs are always soft cunts on their own, but they are always in packs aint they

>>83062818
She probably just gets her dad to do everything for her. 20 years old and I bet she never lifts a finger to help clean the place. Room looks worse a year ago.

>>83062856
Well OF COURSE I know that. I am British myself. She is from Denmark so they probably have a lot more wood.

>>83062857
Mine's mouldy but I am always in it.

>>83062866
I would feel guilty for accepting any charity. I don't deserve it.

>>83062885
but av got a beard how does that work?
>>83062905
doesn't work as jesus as I'm blond
>>83062928
but im very happy being a bloke, got a gf, I just really dont like the barber. Used to buzz my head but I got sick of having to buzz it so just never cut it again

>>83062945
Just embrace being a tranny lad, youre only fooling yourself everyone around you already knows

My boxroom has paper thin walls and I like to watch TV at this time, my nieghbour has decided to invest in a whistle and for whatever reason likes to blow it while I watch TV. It's 6pm you absolute cunt.

>>83062920
fair enough.

scary a few years ago when there was whatever shortage/drought that led to tinned tomatoes going up. always took them for granted as a cheap staple.
some day, the fresh tomato man will be king x

>>83062942
all 3 were built quite thin, not really chavs though sort of half roadmen but without the expensive gear, was weird they all had matching dark blue trackies and black puffer vests, already imagined the argument, seething ngl, wasn't even given the chance to process it due to it being quietly said

>>83062955
but I like being a bloke

>>83062902
I really don't. It's not worth buying shoes if you don't go out. I used to go out for walks at night with multiple socks on.

>'heterosexual' 'man' has a gf
>'i just like having a beard!'

bet you just-so-happen to enjoy women's clothing, too.

>>83062864
Are people still funny about long hair? I thought we collectively got over that in like 2007

>>83062623
Fake and gay post lol
I'm not that retarded

Only neet shut-ins should have mouldy box rooms.

I'm going to the escorts place. I've decided I can just hang around the area and see if I can spot her without her seeing me. As long as I know she's safe I'll feel much better. If I bump into her it'll be an opportunity to tell her about the ticket I've booked to Slovakia. Maybe she'll want to go with me?

i actually think the teenage charvas could take me in a fight. pretty rational, not just shameful/awkward like the social conflict.

>>83063006
why aren't you directly quoting me? what is it with people being unable to confront me directly, cba with this neurotypical world youre all bastids

Just so everyone is aware, the poster talking about going over to see the escort isn't me.

I am the Escortlad. I said before she isn't even back until the 11th from what she told me. I've actually hardly thought about her today honestly

>>83063009

Only the most subhuman levels of multi-generational fetal alcohol gopnik tier charvers. Because their culture is still that a bloke can only have grade 1 buzzcut and they generally haven't matured much since flinging 2p coins at people on the school bus.

>>83063009
what are the stereotypes now, even?

i suppose it's always been 'gay' because long hair = effeminate. but even pre-emos i remember people going on about 'sweaties' which was the 90s term for unkempt rocker/metalhead lads. long hair and baggy jeans.

>>83062979
Actually had one of the wifes mates get us a quality wedding present, it was just an Amazon Morrisons delivery of 15 packs of 4 tinned tomatoes. I don't think I've ever been quite so appreciative of a present, wish more people did shit like that.

>>83062856
Turkey at least has better housing to accommodate their citizens. Enjoy competing for housing with all the dinghy immigrants coming in every day. They all know the right words to say to get asylum. Britain is a complete joke.

How would I bring up the fact I've booked tickets to Slovakia? Do I just tell her outright that I did it to see where she grew up or should I lie and say its for work?

I feel like we both started the relationship on honesty and lieing to her sets a bad precedent.

>>83063061

I don't think the zoomers/alphas really have the different tribes like we had, when I was a lad it was chavs (or "townies" early on) vs moshers mainly.

I noticed a few years ago that I kept getting catfished by these lasses on dating apps who looked like they were alternative/metalheads or whatever, like they had the style and tattoos and such, but once I hung out with them I realised they were just straight up normies who purely wore the fashion aesthetic. I think that's what it's like now. There's no difference in the subculture, it's all purely just for looks.

Who's that young singer lass with the big fat baps, I blame her

Escortlad here. I've bought a winter season tent at Mountain Warehouse cost me 120 but it's a good deal. I'm going to camp opposite where she lives as she didn't text me back and I can ask her if her phone is broken, she probably lost my number.
Wish me luck.

>>83063051
Where are these people? I haven't seen one in years. All I see now is the kids with the broccoli hair and basketball shorts.

>BBC director general Tim Davie and News CEO Deborah Turness resign over Trump documentary edit


BBC director general Tim Davie and News CEO Deborah Turness resign over Trump documentary edit

>>83063130
think they come out at night, there are still tracksuit wearers about

>>83063147
Maybe you have to go further north than where I am.
I did see a lone (white) kid literally breakdancing on a street corner a while back. Assumed he was a bit simple.

>>83063078
Struck a nerve have we turkmong?

So I'm about ten minutes away from where she lives. I'll update as I get nearer.

corrr Urban Dictionary lad from 2007 proving i'm not mad, and 'sweaty' wasn't just a northern thing if he's from Wales.

used to be lads on skateboards with long hair listening to Limp Bizkit and Slipknot and them. chains on their jeans. it was cool and trve at the time.

>>83063115
aye they need to bring back the concept of 'posers'. doesn't make sense to me when a scene revolves around a thing that's good and fine.

>>83063088
You've overplayed your hand lad, gone way past the point of believability and now it's just pathetic. Move on, get a new gimmick, this one's dead.

>>83063162
I think proper chavs aren't cultured enough for breakdancing, they're a bit like goblins

>>83063182
Also existed down in south east lad, your brain is intact (relatively speaking I suppose)

>>83063130

You have to live in a pretty rough area to see them I suppose

Corr new ssm related lore here de lads. Mark should get together with Sophie, she looks a lot nicer than 'elen and clearly watches all of his videos

cracks me up to think of charvas breakdancing or freestyle rapping or something, like some mad American 'ghetto culture' scene.

people here just stand around. we're a nation of standers.

mental long distance ex texting me again ffs

For me? It's incestious nieghbourhoods.

Example?
>People have lived in the same city for 40 years
>They know everyone
>"There goes Henry, he hit his head on a bike ride 20 years ago and thinks he's black"
>All the black folk treat him as black
>"See I told you".

>>83063001
To claim bennies like you always boast about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4ufQqzhfdA

mc tazo 1 2 3
blastin choonz
on the m-i-c
(untz untz untz)

>>83063232
what in the world did he mean by this?

So I've managed to find a spot opposite her building and I'm about to set up my tent. Haven't seen much activity yet, thinking I'll have to see if I can see in one of the windows. Feel like I'm going crazy but I just want to know she's okay.

>>83063267
Exactly what I meant you fucking poofta, fuck off

>>83063269
you're very sweet and considerate, anon. nice to see there's still chivalry in the world.

my beard trimmer gets stuck and shuts itself off because my beard hairs are too thick and manly for it to cut

Think I need a new one, any of you recommend a decent cheap option?

fucking hell Aragorn just shag Eowyn you poof.

State of this brit one. Bf split up with her after several years. She kept pressuring him to move out together and I expect he just got fed up with her ridiculous demands. Females just expect their boyfriends to provide everything. Everything is binary to them. Why won't you pay ridiculous rent so we can live together and be worse off financially? All his wages must've been spent on her every weekend to prove his love. It must get very expensive paying out for restaurants, cinema, climbing walls, theme parks, designer outlets, random gifts all the time. Then there is the holiday every other month to some fancy European country. Expect she doesn't even pay for most shit.

Best a female does is probably buy their boyfriend a video game for the birthday...but every weekend is like a birthday to a girl. He must be loving the freedom now to play vidya without interruption and hoping to find a future gf that will not see him as an ATM. Back in her boxroom but expect some other sucker will part with his hard earned wages in a few months. They always know there's a huge amount of desperate men to date thanks to online dating. Can't stand bints like her.

tldr lad, try again

>>83063300

Horse girls. Not even once lad, trust me. Aragorn knows better. Besides you seen the state of that stew.

No wonder Faramir ends up with her, he were a soft cunt n' all.

>>83063214
She keeps trying to arrange meet ups with him and he never responds kek

Ever boffed a tranny?

>BIG HAPPENING

The Telegraph published details of a leaked internal BBC memo suggesting Panorama edited two parts of Trump's speech together so he appeared to explicitly encourage the Capitol Hill riots of January 2021

AUDIO CLIP https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/11/03/bbc-report-reveals-bias-donald-trump/

>>83063303
Got a female cousin who literally breaks up with the bf every few months and then he is a sucker coming back a few weeks later. Every fucking time they're round here he's saying stupid shit like "I don't mind, I spend it all on her, she's lovely". What a sucker just for sex and "love".

Couple of times yeah, shagged about 5 diff trannies yeah, one i only got a blowie and nutted in her mouth though

If you don't spend 90% of your hard earned wage on a girl, you do not love her. She will find someone else on online dating apps. Men know this and are constantly in competition with other due to hoeflation.

>>83063299
iktf. although on this Remington Barba one, it took me a while to realise you can actually ping out the blades at the top, there was all this hair on the underside of the blades (not just clogging the blades themselves).

brushed that out and gave the whole thing a spritz with WD-40 (i don't generally have sewing machine oil handy) and it lasted another couple of years. battery conked out but the blades themselves were always fine.

>>83063314
>Horse girls. Not even once lad, trust me.

is it true that if women don't ride side saddle, they have orgasms from riding horses?

i don't think i could enjoy anything sexual that involves an animal tbqh, like when dogs lick lassies' fannies. if a dolphin rode my dick i'd be thinking, 'i am shagging a dolphin, not a person,' the whole time.

She has a sprog and doesn't even care about asmr anymore. Simps think they care about them but they really don't. They just want money and attention. They have better things to do than engage with lonely simp men. You know...like raising a family that these terminally online simps will never have.

>>83063269
Me? I like to hang outside her university filming her for my digital memories.

>>83063354
This reminds me of the dj hands poster. Miss that fella. DJ's audits got so stale. There's only so many warehouse wagies you can wind up before they all realise you're that youtube guy.

>>83063232
Like a muslim community? They practice incest the most.

Who is the greatest British philosopher?

*gets comfortable in the thread*
alri lids

>>83063377

It's not a bestiality thing, just horse girls are always 100% top tier mental. Not even in the way that makes them good in bed, they are just usually spoiled and kinda childish but to a concerning degree.

>>83063445
Most influential? John Locke. Maybe Mill.
Most famous? Russell
Actual best? Maybe Anselm

>>83063445
Carlyle

>>83063445
>Who is the greatest British philosopher?
Mark Edwards

>>83063445

Karl "Big Knob" Marx

>>83063377
the horse girl in my secondary supposedly stuck a massive hairspray can all the way up her fanny in the changing rooms to prove she could and I once dated a horse girl and found out she liked rubbing herself off to animated porn of horses fucking women. Not sure why horse girls are the way that they are.

>>83063450
*tucks you into the the big /britfeel/ blanket*

>>83063450
*taps watch
closing in 5 mate

>9-in-10 chance hobbits are effectively invisible in bushes

mad how classic D&D has all these tiny chances for things, but hobbits can just do this from the get-go.

>>83063445
Honestly probably Carlyle like this lad said>>83063476
At least in terms of being a philosopher meaning more than just endlessly pontificating about wank. Sure, someone like Russell produced huge tracts on the minutiae of formal logic, but Carlyle remains the only person to be as piercing as Nietzsche with his assessment of both his contemporary age and the future, as well as his pronouncements on how it can be redressed.

>>83063494
No, untuck him, were closing soon

>>83063499
>the DM never puts any dungeons in the map

This was always my problem with DnD, on the surface it should be a nice little analogue game system but in practice it's all just up to this bellend who's putting you through their personal rat maze they specifically designed for catching you out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y8Zs7wUZtM
Italo disco moods today

>>83063518
*any bushes in the map

>>83063445
seasideMARK, of course.
>Everyday we above ground is a great day
>There's always someone worse off than you
>Got food in the cupboard, electric on the meter
>Got to think yourself very lucky
>Here today, gone tomorrow

>>83063463
>Most influential? John Locke. Maybe Mill.

liberty is cool, but if we're counting philosophy as some 'the point, however, is to change it' measurable effect, is it not Adam Smith? maybe mercantilism popped up naturally, but doesn't modern capitalism come directly from his ideas? intentionally, rather than incidentally?

>>83063494
nice one lad, proper comfy now, reckon ill stay here for a long long time, no leaving the thread for me, no sir

I just dont like people de lids, dont like being around them. Wish I was an american in wyoming, just me and the nature, nice detached house, neighbors not too close etc.

>>83063565
i believe north dakota would be better for that sort of thing

I want to choonpost but I don't like flooding the thread. Sad times.

>>83063528
unironically find myself repeating SSMisms

think theres just been a crash on the road outside here lids, looks like someone stopped at the junction and someone else crashed into the back of them, shall keep everyone up dated with any further happenings

>>83063578

Sunday night innit, better for quiet cozy vibes, Heartbeat is on soon, time for a bath and pack your bag for school tomorrow.

I'll be choonposting a load of trve kvlt old school metal mid week when I'm coked off me tits I reckon, don't usually do it around here but getting sick of how /mu/ is full of faggots trying to out-compete each other for contrarian elitism points

>>83063594
Yeah, because you have the forebrain of a macaque

>>83063574
>north dakota
what the fuuuuuuuck look at these prices???

>1 dollar?
>587 acres for a grand
>100k middle of nowhere house from night of the living dead

fuck the uk we could never have such prices

*rings bell*
Alright almost closing time, get your last posts in.

>>83063613
creativity is g-loaded lad. Where are all your famous catch phrases?

>>83063623

Ali well mine's a guiness and three sambucas

Gizza bottle of stella for the walk home n all cheers

>>83063578
nightguard hours are better for choonposting

Well this has irritated me, I could buy these houses if I was american, man what the fuck.

>be american
>have nice big house with lots of space for cheap
>god given right to bear arms so can have loads of fun guns

>>83063627
He's not creative though, all those things are just random things he said in passing and which were then repeated by his chat until he caught on because he thinks he's being funny and entertaining.

>>83063308
think its a bitches aint shit type post

>>83063618
>costs $100 in fuel to go to the shop
>poisonous water
etc
There's usually something wrong with these sort of properties

Imagine putting your bellend into a fanny on your Sunday night

>>83063642
Lad, looking on zillow is actual suicide fuel. And bear in mind the American market is currently in a fucking nightmare company to what it used to be.

>>83063608
>Heartbeat is on soon, time for a bath and pack your bag for school tomorrow.

why would you do this to me lad

>>83063636
*stares*
We've told you before we dont serve bottles, I can get the drinks but we'll have to put the stella in a glass.

>>83063660
>>83063655
it cant be THAT bad fucking hell 29k? I could fucking almost buy that in full, lovely scenic neighborhood as well this would literally be like 700k over here

>>83063618
I was going to buy a 1 dollar house in Detroit but then I learned about property taxes and that many do not even have any connection to the water and sewage system. You'd also probably get shot.

knackered
went for a lil drive around the peaks w some friends yesterday and had lunch then went to a party later
i love my friends :)
today i rot in bed

>>83063663
>Antiques Roadshow theme tune echoes up the stairs from the living room as you open the bathroom door

There's no escaping it lad.

>move to murica
>buy a massive house with loads of land for 1/50th of what youd pay here
>fat american lasses who'd suck you off just for having an english accent
>can buy a massive pickup truck
>can buy guns
>if you dont like it you can just commit suicide by drinking poisoned water provided by the state

why the FUCK are we wasting time in this shithole?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/168036503#/

might buy this, me.

>>83063672
80k and theres nothing wrong with this one, the prices are so nice over there I cant believe how bad it is here, theres nothing fucking redeemable about this island.

>>83063668

I'll bringt glass back tomorrer then, yeah?

>>83063695
agoraphobia desu. I do envy people who got out though.

Favourite film snack? Peanut M&Ms for me.

>>83063705
......I'll pretend I didn't hear that, now what would you like to order?

>>83063695
>>fat american lasses who'd suck you off just for having an english accent
Phwoar

>97K IN BLACKPOOL

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell

For me it's Letby

>>83063713
A girl to choke on my cock

>>83063723
don't see what's wrong with that building, desu

>>83063681
Your shitbox can survive the hills?

>>83063732
apart from the fact that its in blackpool whereas for 34,000 pounds I can get this in burgerland, 870 dollars annually for tax as well

>>83063713
Doritos n Dip

>>83063748
>320 usd a month
I pay so much more in rent, fuck my life

>>83063730
got a handjob watching rogue one

Problem is they dont let nonces into america, so most of britfeel wouldnt be able to get in.

>>83063748
>North Dakota
Uhm no thanks

>>83063759
dont despair, for 80k in burnley you can buy this nice little house, supposedly a back garden but I wouldn't get your hopes up

>>83063780
whats wrong with north dakota tho, if you want a cheap house you have to live in the fucking north in a shithole so north dakota or the north of england

Just realised 25% of the birds I've shagged were american

>>83063793
Apparently the winters are absolutely hellish in North Dakota.

Wife cooked a fucking amazing sunday roast. Takes the edge off of getting back into my wage cage.

>>83063723
This is 60 grand in London. https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/70943889/?search_identifier=d0ae87d601ebfb78808bb03c02e189c4d6c4c47958fba404664562168c8817a0
Don't know what's going on here, maybe the tenant is Satan.

>>83063793

Southoids can stay the fuck out of the north of england, you are too uncultured and swarthy skinned to appreciate the beauty of the north

build your own bastard houses instead of coming up here taking ours

>captcha: N0WT

New kettle, new thread
>>83063811
>>83063811
>>83063811

>>83063759
>paying rent in the UK
Government literally hands out free rent money, what are you doing my man?

>>83063793
Northern England is like living in upstate New York or something. North Dakota is like living in Lithuania and having to drive to UK if you need anything.

>>83063810
got to be where a double murder suicide happened or something, theres no way. Although for 4 grand more I can get a 2 bedroomed house in west virginia

>>83063460
My mum was a horse girl and she's fucking batshit insane, once she stopped being attractive and men stopped treating her nice she went fucking mental. So definitely true, don't ever trust a horse girl. My neighbour is a single mum horse girl with three kids. Hot but obviously mental.

corrr Legolas used his elf-powers to turn into a PlayStation character again. hasn't done that since the cave troll fight.