>Hung out with a cute ginger girl in 8th grade would play fight and play footsie and never talked to her again after that year
>2 girls in a scene/emo group asked me out in 9th grade. Finally said yes to shut one of them up but barely did anything before breaking up and friendzoning each other because we couldn't see each other outside of school because my parents didn't want me hanging around those devil kids. Still could have at least fucked her with a minimal effort but never tried.
>Slutty younger cheerleader invited me over to her house and I turned her down because I had to go to football practice
>One of sister's softball friends flat-out asked me out and I thought she was joking
>Another one of sister's softball friends told me her cousin thought I was cute and to go talk to her, never did
>Waited too long to ask out the only girl who I ever could have loved who made every first move short of explicitly asking me to be her BF, ended up as her orbiter / backup BF for 4 years
>At same time friendzoned a ginger watergirl on my football team who came up with a stupid fake BF scheme as a way to get me to flirt with her
>Girl I orbited for 4 years tried to drag me out of the friendzone before giving up and moving on because I made it obvious to her that I was too retarded to be anything more than just friends
>Girl who probably had a crush on me when we were in school starts soon after we graduate dropping shittest hints to suggest I'd be dateable if I wasn't a neet manchild faggot. Years later often see her at the gym and we start flirting after she breaks up with her BF, never try anything more before the gyms shut down due to coof and she moves for a lockdown-proof job
>Much younger cute Walmart cashier flirts with me for 6 months and gave me easy ins to ask her out, and could only muster out a "haha yeah that sucks" when she told me she was going off to college and we wouldn't see each other for awhile
Who will play me in the inevitable biopic
