Clacton-on-Sea edition

rough anal sex with eva6

i love sea side towns

>Baby Boomers deaths to reach peak in 2044
Can't come soon enough

Garn be rough when 4chan gets blocked de lid oh aye x

just got a 'Chinese takeaway' menu through the letterbox.

feels quaint, this. has that Blambot font header text and everything. no hygiene rating printed on it, no listing of apps, you just have to ring THEM directly, like it's 2003.

Wakey wakey

sweat smells of last nights curry despite having a shower. reminds me of an indian lass i shagged at uni

*slips inside the eye of ruths cunt*

>>81722795
hasnt done much lately has he?

cor, Generally Satisfactory. they are not kowtowing to regulations or paying Just Eat fees. the savings are passed on to me.
maybe 1 in 10 reviews on Google are actually about the low food quality, most of them are about missing items and the like. some people are just impossible to please.

what should i order, lads? standard Chinese fare.

x files and mumberg cooking dinner

fuck off x

His gaming days are over

Probably like 100 quid down on slots/bingo today. Picked up some m&s organic baked beans to have eigh my sausages to cheer me up.

Got shit on by a bird, had to rush into NEXT and buy a new top, luckily they had a sale on and I got a long sleeve polo for 12 quid

>>81722829
his mentally retarded days carry on however

how yellow is mark looking now a days.

>>81722828
>scarred, mutilated appendage
disgusting

>>81722828
Looks like a log of shit desu

>>81722836
The long sleeve polo in question, decent for 12 quid but also 40% recycled polyester so probably shrinking my bollocks, ah well

Lily has my heart.

special in so many ways <3.

How should I invest my money? Tempted to do stocks but they are all close to an all time high

>>81722845
you got some dick sucking lips lmao x

>>81722853
Yeah I should have trooned out while I was young enough, got wide hips too.

>>81722845
Dick sucking lips there

>>81722845
have you burnt that old man suit yet?

>>81722859
bet old men give you lots of attention :(

>>81722852
Just a money market fund. Line just goes straight up. You'll beat inflation, that's all that matters. Do it in an ISA

https://www.hl.co.uk/shares/shares-search-results/a/amundi-smart-overnight-return-ucits-etf-gbp

>>81722845
of all the DISSGUSTING images in this thread, this one gets spoilerd

>>81722867
which one?

>>81722869
Yeah, only gays ever talk to me/look at me

Had a nap and feel incredibly refreshed

>>81722845
I want to fuck you lad

>>81722744 (OP)
>Clacton
Their MP is a containment agent

licking wops's bumhole to a five ster cleanliness standard only to lose one star for improperly filed paperwork

>>81722818
3 star rating. Grim. I wouldnt order a single thing from there I bet they cook the food in the toilets lid.

>>81722897
Better than any other MP

Always the fat cunts pretending they have food standards lmao

>>81722899
>five ster

>>81722903
5 star or nothing. Sorry you have such low standards lid.

>>81722900
nah 3 is squarely in the middle, probably just had some dishes needed doing or something lad.

get a kick out of these google reviews.
>food tastes as bad as it looks!!!!
what, completely fine?

>>81722922
minging

>>81722920
you eat chicken out a bucket you fat cunt fuck off out of breath just typing nibba

>>81722879
the one in this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEf82Lu6N8M

>>81722928
Settle down lid. Making yourself look like a right spacker.

>>81722922
diarrhea chips mmmm lovely

>>81722927
oddly enough i reverse image searched that one (didn't want to give away the restaurant, it their privacy) and a ton of OTHER takeaways have similar photos as their 'beauty' shots.

if you want to take a candid photo to show how absolutely disgusting some chips in curry sauce are: it's proper beige and a picture says a thousand words!!!!, you did a shit job there mate.

>>81722853
>>81722869
>>81722863
>>81722885
>Getting psyop'd into being gay again

I would make a great troon, I even have manboobs/women hips and quite slender appendages. I don't want to commit to the full thing though, might crossdress when I lose my "bulk" weight, had great legs/thighs when I shaved them too.

>>81722939
well I haven't worn that since, its tweed

>>81722845
give us a hairline update ebin

I should find a hobby or something to do, but I just feel numb towards everything.

Ebin when is the next video due?

>>81722964
Its not moved, I take finasteride every other day

>>81722557
is there not something you can put on your anus to get rid of the worms? is it because they come out of your insides?

(thinking along the lines of head lice pesticides, here, even if safety standards have done away with the REAL ones.)

>>81722965
christ dont send him an invite to the party

>>81722974
I might do a seafront+arcade tour video tonight, like classic Walk with me Tim, after I eat my sausages and ORGANIC baked beans.

>>81722975
>I take finasteride every other day
Is it true it causes erectile dysfunction?

>>81722965
Study a language, learn to solve a Rubik's cube, climb a hill/mountain, study weather models, none of these might appeal to you, but just an idea of available hobbies

have a little sniff plz x

>>81722991
That ship sailed long ago with Sertraline, no I can get hard its just difficult getting in the mood and horny. Also it takes a long time to cum if I can at all. I noticed no increased difference on fin, though perhaps it made my gyno grow a bit.

ebin loves his sausages

Comeback August in 27 days

has crossmong ever made a single good post?

start of the new beginnings Jewish

>>81722982
think there's some pills you can take to kill them off
some people swear that horse paste they was taking for covid works too

>>81723011
No. Just posts drivel about his mum and sister in broken 'txt speak'

Wurr preda'er expozeya n' we jus' expoze yer fooken arse.

>>81723026
kek used to like them vids i did
they should do it like the americans do and beat them up in public

>>81723001
>its just difficult getting in the mood and horny
Think of Crossy and Chika lezzing off as you sit in the bed watching, Crossy puts his hand on your thigh and moves up to you cock, he tells you that you'll never fuck him and you're a little cuckold but he'll happily drain your balls with a handjob and he starts going up and down your shaft until your shoot cum all over his arm

went through my NHS records, my first ever prescribed medication was permethrin/carbaryl solution aged 3 or so.

it stings, can catch fire, and hasn't been proven to NOT cause cancer. therefore, banned.
same brands now do reduced/'natural, effective' solutions. what if you just want to kill the head lice in your kid's hair, as a half-an-hour, one-time solution? simply don't light fire to your child's head.

dont forget god loves you x

What will you do for your daily dolly drama when this site gets blocked?

>>81723043
He seems to have abandoned quite a lot of us lately

>>81723011
I have him filtered, but still see his off-trip posts. It's mostly nonsense

>>81723011
sometimes he makes good points:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/7822631/#78425889

>>81723049
suck my shit pipe you mole

>>81722922
This is definitely not for me de lid but I hope you enjoy it regardless

>>81723059
>Mole
What kind of insult is that

spaffing on the shipsters head as one last chance to reinvigorate his dying follicles

>>81723058
Error!
The thread you were looking for does not exist.

>>81723043
become a proper tit fag last few months

>>81723068
hurdur what kind of insult is that?

suck my nifty nightshaft you delicate little flower

I have a theory that PREVENT glowies run some psyop on incel forums to turn us gay/prison gay/trans as an effort to stop us turning to violence and frustration agaisnt women. They run the trans grooming discords etc. Would explain why a huge amount of prison gay/trannies are autistic, because they've had a goverment funded campaign to turn them that way levied agaisnt them

I have god on my side

>>81723078
Nah I won't, I'm not a fag, you can suck mine though

>>81723045
re-learn JavaScript. populate some local database/files with random /britfeel/ posts. write a script to generate 'new' threads locally populated by random posts, some of which stick to their original sequence, others which reply to my NEW posts (or others') at random, in a rare, 'maverick mode'.

>>81723074
same lad veiny tits are amazing and also tik tok keep feeding me big breasted whores milking themselves using theee cups

amazing

>>81723079
>I have a theory that PREVENT glowies run some psyop on incel forums to turn us gay/prison gay/trans
Possibly, it hasn't worked on me though

In the same way the CIA for blacks onto crack in the 80s

>>81723058
>>81723073
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78422631/#78425889

not sure how i deleted a random digit, there. weird.

>>81723079
Squeaky voiced incel

>>81723099
hhl please fuck rightly back off you turd

>>81723105
That's spam mong, not HHL

>>81723079
>PREVENT
this is for kids, mate. in schools. they don't care about you: you're already a grown man, you're not in prison, you haven't done anything, and you won't.

>>81723105
You were accusing me of being HHL earlier and claiming I had a fat brother. Not only do I not have a fat brother, nor does HHL

>>81723111
your brother is a fat cunt lmao

>>81723109
I don't believe its anything to do with schools.

>>81723099
Why do you keep posting this woman

some absolute grews ITT

>>81723102
T. John Long

smelly fat MOLE

lmao x

>>81723120
Post a pic of my brother to show how fat he is

>>81723124
i've done the training. it's an absolute joke.

>>81723125
Avatarfagging lad. You should always report them.

This is ex-britfeel poster Tilde also known as "Employed Woman"

Reckon she mogs "Eva6"

>>81722744 (OP)
I work here unironically, as a lawyer.

It's not as bad as people say, but you get a lot of weird interactions

>>81723161
They only care about alizee

>>81723091
proper dick sucking lips there

I might do a review on every supermarket branded can of baked beans

>>81723176
tilde was too pure for this place, also i hope those arnt self harm scars

im only into small tits

>>81723176
Did she have a caesarean ?

>>81723189
hehe

hope you having a comfy weekend mr lad

I been shitposting most of it and watching x files in the bed fortress comfy as x

>Naga & Chili Sauce Dishes
the same naga chillies as in Indian curries, just Chinese?
not sure i want to risk this as my main. imagine the sauce was absolute shite, then what am i dipping my chips in?

conflicted, me.

>>81723176
He posts in /brit/ now. He is quite well liked there too despite being a trans.

>>81723197
>im only into small tits
Alri Lollers

>>81723176
eva6 has a thin frame and flatter chest. just more my cup of tea.

this woman probably has an eating disorder and takes it out on her stomach.
(we all have BPD ex-gfs in life.)

Tickets for ABBA hologram show in London is 105 quid in the standing area

>>81723193
cor i'd read it. don't even like baked beans, me.

i like that Atomic Shrimp lid on YouTube. might be autism or OCD or just general geekery, but he is all soft-spoken and 'scientific' about his very particular food challenges. comfy stuff.

>>81723201
been comfy, just finishing working out, havent done a proper session for week and a half, heat doing me in
ozzy's final gig today, got some sabbath going in between catching live stream of it

Tilde is also Big Magpie on YouTube and has a channel dedicated to SSM

>>81723237
could just go to a cheap screening of the Mamma Mia! film, one of those where they encourage people to sing along and dance (at a film).

no idea why you'd pay EXTRA to sit, though. it's a gig.

>>81723251
Also SnapFireFly

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GqeH5wfJkh8

>>81723259
But i'd rather see the hologram show

>>81723259
>EXTRA to sit, though. it's a gig
boomers like to sit down

>>81723274
i would too, it just doesn't scale up compared to a daft film screening.

>>81723275
they have tired legs, should be covered by disability/mobility issues, not some extra bonus, 'paying for a seat'.

M&s organic beans, good viscosity on the sauce, nice and thick. Flavour a bit disappointing and lacking despite being high in sugar (16g a can)

>>81723293
I generally drain the excess juice, that's where all the sugar is

our male bodies have some sorcery in them to grow tits on oestrogen supplements, even in adulthood,
but
there's nothing medical science can do about the voice?

>>81723300
I would if not for the sausages, need the sauce for the sausages.

>>81723293
Some might call that are arrangement of sausages autistic. I wouldn't, but some would

>>81723293
now thats a proper meal

nothing stopping you from straining the sauce and simmering it. whatever thickness you want.

>>81723293
Why do you always eat at your computer ebin

>>81723315
It prevents any bean spillage off the edges, it keeps the sauce and beans fairly contained in the middle of the plate

smelly gay mongs in me arse

>>81723324
>Why do you always eat at your computer ebin

I watch youtube while eating

>>81723324
Not him, but is that so unreasonable? I basically do the same, occasionally on the sofa if something is on TV

>>81723293
This pic has meme potential. Garn be reposting it if that's alri with you

>>81723248
Good to see Ozzy still belting out a banger. Reckon the lad wants to go down live on stage. his missus looks like an alien from outer space

good on you for getting back on the lifts. need to keep your lovely legs toned mr lad x

>>81723337
Go for it, I have a few sosij plates saved

>>81723315
for me it's the plate on top kitchen roll.

don't get me wrong, i do it too: but it's on top of a tray, and largely because i have also heated the plate under the grill until it's hot to the touch. if it can burn my fingers it can burn my non-slip tray.

>>81723336
Don't really care on your opinion, only Ebins

>>81723349
Ah mate this is gold

>>81723353
don't be rude mate, all opinions are valid, and hes right.

>>81723331
What's the guy so angry about? Being popping and everything

>>81723349
What happened to your keyboard? Looks like it is covered in jizz

I bet combing through those videos of the Nottingham disorder was the highlight of Ebin's year

>>81723369
Answered your own question mate

as you were x

>>81723365
Just don't like Shippy mate. Simples

>>81723349
looks like a blad meal

>>81723384
Oh I didn't even realize it was him

>>81723384
>don't like Shippy

>>81723384
>Just don't like Shippy mate
why's that?

Socially quite conservative, economically very left-wing. Who da hell do I vote for next lection

>>81723403
He's a weird nonce

>>81723406
draw a big cock on your ballot

i need to keep a tray on my lap or on my desk, so i can hunch down and peck at my fork. usually have rice, small mixed veg etc, it's lucky if more then half of it makes it into my mouth.

>>81723331
>>81723391
hahah how many times has he turned up in the press now. What a weird looking fucker

>>81723412
right, and the actual reason?

>>81723412
>6 years later he is still posting the exact same images

>>81723406
Zarah Sultana's new political party.
she has announced it without Jeremy Corbyn's involvement, but he is involved too. he can't keep selling Peace & Love T-shirts to raise money for his son's cannabis business forever.

>>81723423
Hes a main character.

>>81723412
That's a perfectly valid reason lad.

>Comeback August was 8 years ago
>Still no Comeback

>>81723412
That's a common filename for pepe

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/filename/17j7na/

>>81723391
Guy with shades is 100% a polski

>yeah i turn up at the sexy "we've had enough!!!" protests
>no, i don't do anything else, why would i?

>>81723412
So shippy got his mum pregnant? Hmm

>>81723347
72 and she looks proper bogged. hope her face doesnt melt in the heat

>So shippy got his mum pregnant
Loremasters?

>>81723391
Why does he look so depressed?

>>81723459
Some strange nonce keeps posting this collage of random posts under the assumtion they are all one person

>>81723471
Shippy doesn't have much to smile about

>>81723449
pretty sure that's either Imgur or some old Twitter image host filename. can't blame someone for thinking they've been a right Sherlock Holmes but missed something like this. seems like a pretty easy thing to check (what about all the posts they found that WEREN'T 'collage-worthy'?)

>>81723475
>>81723478
You are a nonce Shippy

>>81723434
Fully of aware of the news. No ta.

>>81723478
Some German poster on /int/ used the same filename on the same day

>>81723475
I remember them being banned/deleted at the same time and it was obvious it was you going by the other posts deleted at the same time.

Theres some tempting looking escorts on Adultwork, will do a "dubs" and i'll order one for my birthday nearer the time

>>81723496
Clutching at straws here lad

>>81723471
fat ugly mong. the type of guy whod be a rapist in some northern town in the early 2000s.

>>81723485
nah just dislike false accusations. don't like the guy, but based on his views/noncery, not made-up shite.

>>81723500
Grimmest post of the day so far

been up since 7am, not eaten anything today, do I have

>rice, steak, broccoli, sweet potato
or
>cheesy tomato pasta with beef and broccoli

dunno de lids, incredibly hungry though rn

>>81723510
Alright there oseph lad

>>81723525
>>rice, steak, broccoli, sweet potato
This option

>>81723532
tempted for the other but this one is healthier after all

>>81723492
fair enough. all of the "tactics!!!" people seem to be into the Greens, now. yeah it's middle-class, and about the environment, but they're the best we have. might force them to be economically left, mightn't it? what Labour USED to be, none of the identity politics/personal morals shite.

at the end of the day you're going to be in a polling booth, with a candidate in your area. Reform might get in, if you want Reform. SWP or Communist Party #37 won't get in, even if that's what you really really want. might as well spoil your ballot. and hope you live 200+ years to see change.

>>81723500
Losing your virginity on your 32nd birthday, corr.

Be sure to doublecheck any escort you pick on ukpunting

>>81723525
have some monster munch in a sandwich and a bombay bad boy pot noodle

sex workers could give you diseases or blackmail you
but equally
what's stopping people 'outing' sex workers? they're plastering their photos online.

>>81723545
>Greens
>Best we have
grim

Just imagine how many BAMEs have shagged AdultWork ladies

I'd rather die a virgin than shag an escort

mad to think 'Bombay' is just what the British Empire DECIDED Mumbai was called.

why bother?

>>81722845
Looking good, ebin x

>>81723562
could have been how the locals were pronouncing it at the time. Like how chinks pronounce 'b' similar to 'p' so Bejing became Peking

Looking at Adultwork and there's a Thai bird round the corner. 60 quid 15 mins. Never fucked a prozzie - never needed to - tempted though. How does it work with Adultwork?

>>81723560
isn't part of the """job""" that they have to sleep with anyone who wants it? it is a crime to refuse service on race grounds.

they probably have to have sex with fatties. it's not like normal women where they can say "handsome men only."

>>81723572
desu, the British names for all those countries was better. We should bring them back.

Had a Bombay badboy and a bread roll for dinner. Was alright I spose

Saving my virginity for someone that loves me, if that never happens so be it I'll die a virgin.

>>81723569
fair. get if it's some pronunciation that doesn't work well in English, might even get anglicised strangely.

"Mumbai, though"? two syllables. both are common English words, whatever spelling you end up on.

>>81723583
for me its beef & tomato

>>81723574
A lot ask for photos first, they'd probably just say they're not available now due to x if you're a fat minger.

'Rhodesia' > 'Zimbabwe'
was their indigenous language, uses Latin alphabet. just being awkward, that.

Still don't understand where we got "Germany" and "Holland" from. that doesn't sound remotely like what those countries are called.

>>81723603
true but i imagine their standards are a lot more open. they'll all have horror stories. it part of their trade: they aren't out to FANCY these clients, any more than a cobbler is.

>>81723618
is 'Holland' not 'something-land'? Holy-land, some old idea?
or like how England is Angleterre in French (makes sense).

France calls itself 'France'. weird, that.

>>81723585
Nah fuck that lad. Spread that seed all ova dee place. This is your duty

>>81723600
yep, fucking love those

If you call it Holland you're a mug

>>81723618
>Germany
>The English word "Germany" originates from the Latin "Germania", which was used by Julius Caesar to describe the lands east of the Rhine inhabited by Germanic tribes
>he name "Germania" originates from Latin and likely refers to the "land of the Germani," but the etymology of "Germani" itself is uncertain

>>81723634
Couldn't give a shit about populating this shit county further

going to play with my willy to some old photos of an ex. nothing wrong with that, is there?

do you think britfeel threads will be made in our honour when we get blocked

>>81723665
Delete those pics mate you deserve a fresh start

>>81723666
/brit/ yes but not /britfeel/ or brit/pol

>>81723666
no they will dance on our grave and berate us for years to come, celebrating our absence. This is how the world views us because they are a bunch of salty wankers

>>81723652
Your seed will travels to lands afar. Hoping my kids start colonising the Muslims desu.

>>81723666
One of the 5 mongs that buys a pass will make them

>>81723666
Only Soundspacker has the ability to keep /britfeel/ going

>>81723574
You haven't got a clue. A lot specifically exclude based on race. Black ones tend to be most likely to exclude black men. They are also extremely picky. If you're not chad, they'll give you the lowest quality unenthusiastic service possible

>>81723681
how many sprogs have you got then

>>81723682
The main 16 hour a day posters will get passes and happy post their may mays in a dead general

Some deano twat commented on my hair today uninvited. Don't know if compliment or insult. Pissed me off for the rest of the day though desu.

>>81723705
Did he call you a bald faggot

Not sure to shave my 'beard', not patchy, but a bit scruffy. Suits me but does give me a junkie vibe

>>81723677
tru. we're clearly the best, and thry can't cope

>>81723707
Yes. Cannot begin to tell you how angry it made me.

feel sad now.
>>81723672
why? why do people always say this?

>>81723693
do Chads regularly do prozzies? I thought they were mainly doing oldies and weirdies. That's what they're for, innit?

>>81723707
>>81723721
Huhuhuhuhu le sameswan trolling XD.

No he just said "some hair on you". Like some means notable somehow. It's not what he said it's the fact he said anything at all when I don't know him. Bugger off.

>>81723705
>>81723721
you've been very cantankerous lately. see a doctor or something.

>>81723733
Don't actually care you mong.

>>81723703
This is what I'm hoping for. They shell out for a VPN and pass, make a thread and it dies after a dozen posts, repeat half a dozen times. They give up.

Why does full stop mong get so jelly of other posters? Always pretending to be somebody else

>>81723702
2 wee lads. First is 2. Second is 8 months. Best and hardest thing I've ever done in my life.
They're at their grandparents this weekend so getting a bit of a break from it all. Need it desu

>>81723738
>>81723733
this is worse, somehow.

you have money. get a therapist.

>>81723738
Cantankerous. That's a good word laddie

Nuclear hangover de lids. Never drinking that Makaveli style cider and vodka again. Getting some scran nows.

>>81723746
i put everyone else's posts into a secret subreddit, as if it's an organic community.
then i copy the wittiest, original replies, and pass them back off here as my own work.

>>81723727
You're never gonna move on from her if you keep wanking to her pics

>>81723746
Cuz he's got no life.
>>81723753
What, I'm slightly upset when people make vague possibly passive aggressive comments in public? So what. Most people would.

>>81723742
The main 16 hour a dayer has been here for 10 years. He'll be here blogging to himself

>>81723764
cor you and crosslad both have late-day hangovers, it is a synchronicity.

what are you getting in lad?

>>81723764
Eating healthy today?

Chika just needs a good black dicking to calm him down

ONLY interested in Ebin's opinions anyway.

>>81723781
Sames desu

>>81723773
Don't imaging he'd last long without the drama and attention he's here for.

>>81723769
have had two long-term relationships since her.

didn't even ask for the pics, at the time. she just sent them. not going out of my way to delete them, not hung up on 'her', 1. she doesn't look like this now (we all ageing in life) and 2. not in contact, she could be horrible now, who knows.

lollers will find a way to #beattheban

>>81723764
Beehive later? A few jars onna Saturday

>>81723795
not the MAIN full-timer, me, but i'll find drama and attention elsewhere.

i can just read tattle.life. in fact, i do.

Shippy is the main full-timer (he admits this himself)

>>81723807
Knowing you'll be starved of 4chan brings me joy

an hero 4 me when 4chan is blocked

>>81723815
Why are you such a nasty mong

>>81723785
Are you finally going to let him hit, Chika?

>>81723827
Instead of buying a pass? Bit extreme, desu.

>>81723772
>I'm slightly upset when people make vague possibly passive aggressive comments in public? So what. Most people would.
true, i have said the same thing, about the exact same situation. look:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81576651/#81577954
but you are in a strop despite all you have in life. and you're taking it out on others. habitually so.

>>81723836
Not Chika, dollymong

>>81723836
Why do you keep asking these weird, pointless questions.
>>81723841
How am I taking it out on anyone? I didn't even say anything to the guy. Just ignored it and moved on. Vented my annoyance in the form of a blogpost. You're just looking for reasons to dislike someone (in this case me) that aren't there.

Dollymong likes his gay sex

Ebin lost interest in Crossy when Chika started posting again.

>>81723815
i misread the post: didn't realise you meant attention singled at the READER, not attention going around, generally.

that's not really me, besides wanting replies in the sense of having a discussion, but that's just how message boards operate. we all want 'attention' then. but i'd be happy to just lurk (so 4chan isn't going away entirely, as far as i'm concerned).

>>81723764
cooor you are a joke beyond belief at this point

>>81723853
do you ever read eva6's posts and see how she's being a bit nasty, whatever happens to be going on in her life? could you see how i'm interpreting your posts the same way?

Just think of all the extra time you can spend with your friend, family, wife/gf and sprogs when 4chan is blocked.

>>81723853
Call him low IQ and to learn to read lad

>>81723872
I don't care at all. I never had a go at somebody here because of what happened today. You're just talking rubbish.

>>81723876
I'm doing that anyway. I only post here 2 hours a day MAX.

Chika desperately needs dicking down. Don't think his boyfriend is servicing him.

Chika drama

>>81723412
absolute bacon beast of banbury tier

imagining hhl when 4chan gets blocked so he just drinks alone in his bedsit everyday

>>81723891
There isn't even any drama. I said my piece.

>>81723904
You said drivel. Now you can go

>>81723885
>Chika desperately needs dicking down. Don't think his boyfriend is servicing him.
https://news.sky.com/story/4chan-investigated-by-uk-officials-under-new-online-safety-rules-13382069

i'll be so happy when ofcom bans you all, this thread is nothing but old men arguing with each other about nonsense, my life will be better off without it

>>81723733
ive never had anyone comment on my long head of hair, probably because I look a bit dodgy, have you tried looking low trust?

>>81723907
Sames. Just need that push to be free of this dull general desu desu

>>81723904
>There isn't even any drama. I said my piece.
https://therecord.media/4chan-investigation-uk-ofcom-regulator

>>81723880
>I never had a go at somebody here because of what happened today. You're just talking rubbish.
and you're inventing some hyper specific thing that didn't happen. it's not about the technical, exact-specific sequence-of-events and i think you know this.

QRD on the Chika drama? I just got here

>>81723908
I guess I must look approachable. People speak to me all the time out of nowhere.
>>81723915
Honestly got no idea what you're even implying now.

>>81723918
Someone called him bald and he rushed to /britfeel/ to tell us he is mad.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/06/10/ofcom-investigates-4chan-forum/

>>81723928
>4chan-forum

What are we going to do lads?
https://www.pinsentmasons.com/en-gb/out-law/news/uk-online-safety-act-investigations-warning-to-platforms

>>81723731
Yeah they do, because they're not held back by the social conditioning that it's bad. They have money to pay for it and fuck whenever they want

>>81723908
this isn't a bad trick.
>go from chubby/geeky to scrawny/mental looking
anyone could snap me like a twig. probably not worth the risk, "druggie nutter", or something. would still rather be invisible but it's better this way.

Is THIS for real?
https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/uk-regulator-investigates-possible-online-safety-breaches-4chan-other-platforms-2025-06-10/

>>81723928
>The regulator said it had received reports of illegal content and activity being shared on 4chan, which had not responded to its requests for information.
These guys are about 20 years late. Also, it's not really a weird or unsafe place anymore. /pol/ is just full of retards.

>>81723937
yeah it's a forum.

Weird gimmick lad

Bots on britfeel now

you ok bongs?
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/technology/uk-regulator-investigates-possible-online-safety-breaches-at-4chan-and-other-platforms/ar-AA1GsAKg

>>81723958
Image board, not forum

Delete /britfeel/

How am I meant to live without 4chan?
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/ofcom-investigates-4chan-porn-over-091917268.html

Me and arbroathy on the stims day trading crypto

OMFG, the dinosaurs are all dead.
https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/dinosaur-extinction.html

>>81723970
I'm sure alligators count

>>81723970
Don't tell the Apus about this one, they still think they're dino nuggies are real dino.

Looks like I'll be avin to get one of those VPNs soon then

Think I'll make a filter coffee lads. Can't beat a good filter coffee.

>>81723956
people used to flood CP on every site as an 'attack'. some script kiddy tactic because then zomg it's serious someone MIGHT care, maybe even your web host.
that's not even the same as nonces sharing shit because they want it. and 'how to make explosives' is archived on 'internet history' websites as ye old anarchist text files of historic interest.

why don't they just hire people who have used the internet before, to come up with these rules/guidelines/laws?

having sex in the back seat of ebins volvo

>>81723966
the FAQ explaining they copied Futaba Board calls Futaba Board a forum.
how would 4chan then not be a forum? it's just another format lad, just because it doesn't look like this. most forums don't look like this now.

>search XXL mens shirts on Vinted
>all metal band t shirts

lmao obvs x

>>81723976
Sorry anon, I asked AI, and this is what it said
>No, alligators cannot count in the human sense of the word. While they can differentiate between quantities in a basic way, they lack the cognitive ability to perform complex mathematical calculations or understand abstract numerical concepts

>>81723970
>>81723976
explains right in the article that there are surviving dinosaurs, complete with a link to a separate article about said dinosaurs.

>ywn get to call chika a bald faggot irl
feels bad man

>>81723937
>>81723966
OFCOM don't care what babby men call their drama palace x

>>81723985
mine always come out acidic and bitter (in a bad way). had them from coffee shops and that's just what filter coffee is.

get one of those moka stovetop pots, or a fancy aeropress gizmo. even if all you've done is buy a holder to go on top of a mug, maybe some papers, you can buy a metal pot.

OFCOM

just want eva6 back

You see, the joke is really about the overuse of a story that we already know about.

>>81724043
So your 'joke' was to spam news links? Corr am howling here lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cRxAhXztg8
like this band, me.

nothing wrong with knowing them from the Shaun of the Dead soundtrack, is there? we all find music from sources.

>>81724043
and from thence, the humour arose!

What does SCEA think about this?
https://www.pinsentmasons.com/en-gb/out-law/news/uk-online-safety-act-investigations-warning-to-platforms

Could do with Colas take on this
https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/uk-regulator-investigates-possible-online-safety-breaches-4chan-other-platforms-2025-06-10/

>>81724065
I don't care desu lad

On the cider now waiting for me wizza x

>>81724074
Thought you weren't drinking anymore

What will HC say when she sees this
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/ofcom-investigates-4chan-porn-over-091917268.html

>>81724053
*sarcastically looks at the camera and says NOOOO!*
I was just making a joke about the person that was posting links to something we already know about.

>>81724074
Bag tonight lid? It Saturday x

>>81724074
>On the cider now waiting for me wizza x
Incredibly based

>>81724074
>On the cider now

>>81724041
it not right what she doing to us leaving us alone like this

Something very odd about someone with a great job and a wife and 2 sprogs coming here every single day

>>81724093
Why is it 'very odd' ?

We need some more girls in here
There's too many man
Too many many man

eva6 has been gone for almost a full 24 hours.

nobody 'owes you' their time or attention. but she had a break with her dad. she owes us her time and attention.

going to bust my nut in shippys greasy butt

Aren't we all odd? I thought that was the one thing that unifies us.

>>81724096
We need more cis girls like Alina Nubs Yanklass posting again

>>81724095
Don't you have better things to do with your time in Switzerland?

>>81724096
for every four men that are turning into women (i am modern and i accept this) i think there should be ONE woman.

think i need a 4th monitor, 3 just isn't quite enough

>>81724102
not sure what would make me odd. everyone spends ages on the internet now, everyone likes Cowboy Bebop. arguably i've become more normal.

>>81724114
Post your rig lad

>>81724119
i am not going to do that

>>81724029
I've got an Aeropress and that's what i just used to make the filter coffee. I brew it like pic related and leave the coffee for a few minutes, so it's basically like doing it in a french press. Anyway I like filter coffee, including when it's from a coffee shop. I think I prefer the taste compared to espresso-based coffees.

I've never tried a moka pot, maybe I should get one.

Cumming on eva's flat chest

>>81723447
Fuckin hell Jeremy Kyle is looking a bit rough.

>>81724129
fair lad. had people make me them up and it looks fun, does taste a bit better than a cafetiere or just pouring through a mesh. is it a faff to clean?

>>81724043
I think he's pretty funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uovt1sC3rtM&t=90

>find a guy scamming people
>film the VICTIMS falling for it (unlike you) and post them online for the world to see

do you have a victim-filming licence? Special Branch or something?

>>81724160
I think he's pretty funny as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVPYFsTlp4Y

Feels like Ive betrayed ebin. Called him a faggot a while ago and now after watching hid videos he is growing on me. Talk about burning your bridges.

>>81724186
APOLOGISE LESS

>I said have you got a fucking licence for street trading

>>81724191
Sorry. Its in my nature. I was taught if you do something wrong you must apologise for your wrongdoings.

>>81724195
The only post I enjoyed ITT

>>81724186
Just say you're thinking of transitioning, and you'll be back in his good books.

>>81724186
He is technically gay isn't he? Or is all the flirting he does with other men here just banter

>>81724213
A bit too late for that now lid. Ever seen a 6ft 4 tranny before? Ckin ell.

>>81724195
had my sides, this

>>81724236
You'll be famous as well then, he'll love it. He could interview you on his channel.

how do i meet ebin irl?

Just had a meltdown over a jug of gravy and threw a salad potato across the kitchen and it stuck to the cupboard like it coated in super glue. Kek. Fucking hell. Not having a good day today lads.

>>81724251
have you tried asking him? hes here every day

>>81724250
No thanks lad. Might be for you but its certainly not for me.

>>81724154
I think the Aeropress is pretty easy to clean, especially since you just throw the paper filter away.

>>81724256
fat cunt living at home making his parents life hell. heart attack will be a relief for your poor mum!

ebin how do i meet you irl?

>>81724256
>>81724268
I was only joking about it lad, I'm sure he'll forgive you in time.

mum speaking to Siri

>>81724287
what mentally ill person would spend time making this

>>81724299
who do you think we are?

>>81724287
Reminds me of the faces of madness wall texture in doom 2.

Wish that cumbrain would fuck off tbqh. His little limp dick permanently destroyed by watching mind rotting pornography. His dopamime receptors fried never being able to find true pleasure ever again. All by watching that poison. Grim.

dont have a heart attack replying to me you mong lmao x
>>81724334
it just me and you here anyway fatty calm down have a cupcake x

>>81724334
That's Footlad and he has been posting here for at least half a decade.

>posting here for a half a decade

jesus christ was 2020 really five years ago? fuck me

>Price changes: review your upcoming delivery
>Your next Subscribe & Save auto-delivery is coming up. Review your subscriptions.
it not rite this, Amazon. you are skirting around the laws on subscriptions. getting me hooked on things at low prices then changing them at short notice.

>>81724373
2020 was when we had lockdown, lad. about a year ago.

>>81724364
Ok. Thats great love. x

>>81724383
haha ah yes. not even sure how I found this place but I remember posting about Star Trek enterprise and chatting to lollers about it

there was a guy who posted food on feet

>>81724373
The thread or on teh chins?

>>81724373
In two and a half years, people born in the 2010s will be allowed to post here

>was 2020 really five years ago

>>81724404
nah been visiting 4chan since I was in college and used to go on B and 4chan hr

>>81724398
stop talking about 2020 like it was five years ago.
stop talking about 'five years' like that is a long time, anyway.

>ah those halcyon days
of 2020? mate. 4chan hasn't even changed, in that time. at all.

what actually compels us to come here and fill in captchas and make posts into the abyss

For me, it's Senor Pumba of xitter fame. Gotta love it.

>>81724425
I cant stop as I have just done it
why are you gatekeeping time and people thinking back in time?

you mentalist you cant gate keep time

>>81724415
eva6, adult poster, went to see those new Star Wars films as a little girl.

me? i saw The Phantom Menace twice (really good film).

>>81724373
how do you think I feel? I started posting here in 2013 when I was 13 ffs and now Im 24

>>81724439
reckon i can, and i will.

>>81724445
You are the same age as me although I've only been posting here for a few years

I started posting back in 2005 when I was 47, mad

>>81724455
Some lad in the 30+ general claimed to be in his 60s before. Grim

>>81724452
you cant gatekeep time fella

>>81724416
I never mentally entered the 2020s, nothing in my life has changed since 2019

>>81724454
I wonder how much damage it has done to my developing brain, doesn't even finish till 25 apparently so got another year left in me. Strangely though i'm not a complete loser and on paper am a functioning member of society

the Nintendo DS came out when i was 13
mad that's some people's childhoods
the 3D Pokemon sequels are the ones they know, not even the Game Boy Advance ones with the shitty trumpet music and autistic rules for everything.

>>81724467
That'll be all of us if they don't ban this place

Bagsy win the lottery tonight.

>>81724455
you were 45 in 2005...fucking hell thats older than my dad whos in his 60s, got to be a larp no way

I will not be in my 60s still posting here with you lot lmao

me and HHL doing fat lines

My anxiety has just started

>>81724489
You will, and you'll love it.

if your dad is 60, then he was 45 in 2005, that's 15 years ago.

bit like how The Beatles, 1960s, were 40 years ago.

true and I wil enjoy every moment of it

britfeel nursing home coooor imagine the scraps the comfy Star Trek nights the pizza parties

>>81724497
got a new fred for you here de lid x
>>81724508
>>81724508