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>>212146277 (OP)i look like that
shit
piss
fuck
cunt
cock sucker
mother fucker
tits
fart
turd
twat
>>212146277 (OP)This is the worst OP I've ever seen
Male and Female Golden Orb Weavers.
How the fuck does this even work?
in a year this picture will be made illegal
>>212146447my grandpa house has a bunch of these niggas everywhere, they're creepy as fuck but they're harmless
>spits tomato sauce bowls out instead of just using them for the pastaRetarded.
>>212146036Obviously they are or the flat earth youtubers like the ones who went to antarctica would have no audience.
The jewish torah says the earth is flat. Abrahamists believe the earth is flat
>>212146428Blow it out your ass
Jason, does your mom know you're attracted to men?
Post another picture of a bearded guy next to another bearded guy with glasses and possibly a hat and talk about them as we all know who they are
>>212146503I really want to respect spider-bros and spider-gals but they're just so damn scary looking.
>>212146513>The jewish torah says the earth is flat. Abrahamists believe the earth is flatNo it doesn't.
>>212146560My whole family knows I'm half gay. I announced it last Christmas.
>>212146598If you look at a lot of pictures and read a lot about them they stop creeping you out. That worked for me anyway
White Rock Pier BC 1980s Canada
>>212146603Literally talks about the firmament. It was written in 200BCE by retards.
>>212146428you're VERY new, then
>>212145570https://youtu.be/4TashXWQ0_w
I have zero self esteem so I assume if a group nearby is laughing that they're laughing at me
>>212144946you're self-aware but you're not going to fix this shit quickly. go get your GED - my friend did and he said it wasn't bad. free programs exist. apply for warehouse work, or landscaping, or anything physical that doesn't involve customers to make you feel like you're unimportant shit. it's difficult to get in to those smaller businesses, but it's not impossible. work on your rizz. search harder for your niche. i was able to land an apprenticeship with 0 experience or qualifications, and now i have a life that doesn't suck dick. it doesn't sound like you have any major health issues, and that's another good thing. are you autistic nigga? why are you evil nigga? chill the fuck out. do you have any friends or anyone you can practice talking to? maybe you'll find people who you hate less than others, and are fine with your autism and hatred. your mom allows you to live there at her house, so she must care about you. how old are you? if you're under, say, 30, it's not even close to being over. breathe nigga.
>>212146700I wish I was happy as loner, but I'm more the kind of person to avoid everyone out of uncertainty and then slightly resent them for it
Working out. Biceps and back today. Then im going to assemble some more miniatures.
>>212146680this picture is extremely racist and triggering please make it more diverse and inclusive
>>212146795because being a loner sucks, being a semi-loner is where you actually wanna be
>>212146277 (OP)/cum/ would be nicer if it understood this
https://files.catbox.moe/qwy4h1.mp4
WOW she's so CRAZY and OUT THERE
Really hate that I always get ads for the new Megan movie when I listen to foid pop music
>>212146938>LE QUIRKY CHUNGUSI fucking hate millenials so god damn much
>>212147061The woman in that video is not a zoomer
The quirk chungus meme is specifically capeshit Disney adults who are in their 30s
Zoomers think everything is cringe and don't want to do anything
>>212143141>5'6they don't ignore you because they see you as one of them
>>212147095zoomers think everything is amazing and great and hilarious it's why ShitTok resonates with them so much, every single tiny little thought or emotion is content to be consoomed
at least millennials have a filter and put effort into their stuff. zoomer culture is basically like chronic diarrhea.
>>212147095>Zoomers think everything is cringe and don't want to do anythingThat's so me
>>212146447tiny spider vaginas
Just found out one of my childhood friends was murdered about a year ago
>>212147140Redditpaki back at it again with the garbage takes
Which generation was obsessed with moustaches, ironic tshirts, and capeshit?
Which generation do the women who post the garbage "lmaooo im so fuckin quirky and gross" style comics come belond to?
being murdered must be scary
Lorde posted her hairy vajeen
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
Two weeks until snack wraps are back at mcdonald's
>>212147244*sigh* i guess i'll look but my heart's not gonna be in it
>>212147209calling someone redditpaki this early in a discussion is pure cope bro.
millennials invented ironic style, zoomers just copy it now by wearing Reagan/Bush t-shirts and shit. zoomers are literally obsessed with 90s culture which is millennial culture. zoomers have a general absence of culture, they failed to innovate or even modify anything.
people will look back at boomers and say "muscle cars and classic rock"
gen x has hair metal and video games
millennials have the digital age and ironycore
zoomers have...pill addictions, mumble rap, and BBC fetishes
>>212147328>millennials have the digital age and ironycorenothing to brag about
>>212147328>zoomers have...pill addictions, mumble rap, and BBC fetishesAll started by millenials
Zoomers can't even be addicted to pills because they're all Fent now, millenials are the fent heads and pain pill addicts, not zoomers
>BBC fetishesThat's just you buddy
Zoomers are right wing compared to millenials
>>212147363you can like it or not but it's unique and exclusive to their generation. i don't care for pop music but i recognize Gen X basically invented it and it's inherently theirs.
same way mumble rap is exclusively a zoomer thing, even if it's horrible and no one else would ever want credit for it.
>>212147244link or it didn't happen
Lil Peep, the best example of what redditpaki is talking about, was a millennial
All of the big early mumble rappers are millennials
You genuinely don't know about what zoomers listen to if you think mumble rap is even really a thing anymore
>>212147441>le heckin right wing zoomie RETVRN TO EVROPA memeyes zoomies will surely be our saviours, they're so based with their tranny fetishes and mental illnesses. definitely gonna pull us out of this tailspin with their chronic depression and -$100,000 net worth
66 and breezy. Might suit up for a long distance incelwalk
>>212147328>old generation good, new generation badwow how original
I found it, is this what zoom zooms consider "hairy" nowadays? Pathetic excuse for a bush, its more like a touch of crabgrass
>>212147513>hey're so based with their tranny fetishes and mental illnesses.>chronic depression and -$100,000 net worthOnce again talking about millennial shit
Kaczynski is an inspiration in the sense that he was a mathcel that became a real outdoors man
>>212147570notice how no one ascribed a value to any of these generations except you? no one said Gen X/Y or boomers were good
>>212147493https://x.com/solardesire/status/1938028194399195470?s=46&t=wH-z4s7LRE-ilAHz7wwXxg
>>212147619Yewah I already found it, I'm unimpressed
Zoomoids literally coping and melting down because they have no argument. Simply screeching "NO U" is not an argument btw. Stay mad.
>NOOOOO MILLENNIALS AREN'T QUIRK CHUNGUS
>Y-yeah!? W-well at least millennials have based ironic quirk chungus culture unlike zoomers!
>>212147619How underwhelming.
>>2121475001996 births were going through puberty when millennials like me were graduating from high school.
Tell me another young people trend you hate so much yet you know the exact name of it for some reason
>Man I hate this chungus tiktukititaky skibidy doo da diddle!!! Im so madily doodilingly!!
>>212147696holy shit Zoomers won
Yeah man zoomers totally are the ones who are obsessed with trannies and not the millennial policymakers like AOC
It's the 14 year old zoomers demanding men can piss in the women's restroom and not the 36 year olds
Millennials are worse than zoomers
t. Zillennial
>>212147672>About>Quirk Chungus, often associated with the line I Have Decided To Become A Millennial Comic Artist, refers to a comic, character and slang term for a female archetype depicting a quirky Millennial woman alongside a "man-child" counterpart. The character first appeared on iFunny in late 2020 and began to spread on Twitter / X in early 2024. It is often accompanied by a reference to the "Millennial comic artist" trope.>first appeared in 2020ooooof sorry lil bro, that's exclusively zoomie material.
Leaf seething because zoomers specifically make fun of millennials for being quirk chungus
Look up the phrase right now and every example will be a millennial woman
>>212147679Still a millennial
>>212147770zillennials had smartphones in middle school, you're proto-zoomers and therefore biased.
just download fallout 4 legit version
>>212147733Not to argue but it's not the 36 year olds with families who want this, it's the 40 year old childless losers and the 20 year old trannies who want this. The tranny thing is inter-generational and transcends any one group; it's a sickness that spreads even to some Boomers.
>>212147774>refers to a comic, character and slang term for a female archetype depicting a quirky Millennial woman alongside a "man-child" counterpart>a quirky Millennial woman Time for your cataract removal
>>212147842Itโs the cover of her new album
>>212147821Cringe ugly game. I just installed an anime race and NPC replacer for Skyrim.
Zoomer women dream of being a 1950s housewife who cooks for her husband
It's an entire genre of videos on the internet
You won't find a millennial woman who says she wants to learn how to cook for her husband
>>212147912be quiet, Todd
>>212147774NTA but your quote literally agrees with him
>>212147899>Cringe ugly gameBetter looking than NV at least
>>212147929one of the girls I knew who graduated high school in 2007 immediately moved to a southern state and got married.
I walk around all day with semen in my balls
24/7 ready to bust a nut
hey guys, just wanted to remind you to get out there and be yourself today!
we're all gonna make it!
>>212147991You will never bust a nut.
>>212147830>it's the 40 year old childless losers and the 20 year old trannies That 20 year old tranny has been fed tranny propaganda since they were 10 years old
>>212147696I just bought the game pack and the typing game because they're on sale now. She definitely listens to Einsturzende Neubaten btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLEYCGeV9hs
why would anyone in their right mind do that?
>>212148019Ask your mother about last night
>>212147863We weren't debating the subject of the meme, we were debating who had domain over it. Zoomers invented this meme because they are bitter and obsessed with millennial culture. So really you've just helped to further prove my point. Maybe lay off the whippits and SSRIs, they're cooking your brain.
Please don't try to move the goalposts now either, I know you zoomies are quite fond of doing that.
>>212147821great game with mods but they'll melt your pc if you have too many
you WILL order from the mobile app
Yโall niggas ainโt ready for whatโs about to come
>>212146277 (OP)thats not a catberg
>>212147648>>212147678some of the magic of a pussy is the intrigue of the unknown and most having a lack of access. slapping it on an album cover just takes that away. i mean it isn't that bad but there's no magic. i could google "pussy" and probably find hundreds of nicer looking pussies, with the same lack of je ne sais quoi found in au naturale pussy that must be fought for, convinced, discovered
i think i did some illegal shit because the creation club shit i had on my cracked install got transferred over to the legit version since its the same save file and it says i own them
Would have been real avant garde if she made a picture vinyl spreading her ass and the hole in the middle covers her anus
But lorde is too mid for that she just posts boring pussy
i liked predator 2. danny glover was great.
what about that hope which springs eternal in the human breast
>>212148104>trying to move the goalpost =I called Emma Stone a Quirky Chungus and said I hate millennials, and you said
>zoomers* for some reason
Then I replied saying she's a millennial and that the meme is about millennials not zoomers
You replied saying that zoomers think everything is amazing and great, implying that quirky chungus is about them
Why lie when you can scroll up and see that that's not true?
You're wrong and retarded, I accept your concession
>>212148104anon, itโs time to stop replying
youโre wrong
watchin destiny
chill stream today
Quirky Chungus this quirky chungus that shut up
Itโs BIG chungus or nothing
>>212148333Your mom loves my big chungus
what we have here is failure to communicate
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chatgpt thinks generic latina girl is my perfect wife based on our previous conversations
Just beat at least one zoomoid in an online argument, possibly two if he/she/zim is not samefagging.
>>212148380What we have is redditpaki and his love of goalpost shifting
Exact same process as when he argued that Jesus wasn't real
What we have here is failure
i want to spread the whitepill to all my /cum/bros! let's make today great!
>>212148395Embarrassing
You the guy who Jason BTFO about his AK?
>>212148395this general would suck if it was all fogeys or all zoomoids. it becomes a wonderful ecosystem by having both
What we have here are (as usual) a c*nadian that needs to be Ol' Yeller'd and a zoomer fucking shit that needs correction
>Jason still actively seething about his guns
lol
>>212148395>no responsePakistan loses again
*blinks slowly at my catberg*
>>212148384Would go crazy with this fine ass biihh
>>212148447Not Jason and not the zoomoid
I can just tell youโre the same person
Thread theme (Irish Heritage Month edition)
https://youtu.be/mdOFwuN8Nb0
>>212148486https://youtu.be/vGzSrFkOn8Y
>make one simple post
>it's followed by a flurry of butthurt zoomers all spazzing out in various forms
Damn I'm just that good.
>>212146996>judging an entire generation by one personYou idiot
>>212147209>Which generation was obsessed with moustaches, ironic tshirts, and capeshit? Moustaches and ironic t-shirts are based, but yes capeshit is bad
>>212147294Based
List of Reddit Paki Debate Defeats:
1. His nationality (he claimed to be Canadian)
2. The existence of Jesus Christ
3. Jason's Bulgarian AK
4. Quirk Chungus
if i want to use a AI personal assistant with a customized character, should i use chatgpt or gemini or something else
i've seen people recommending both
>>212147460you're so out of touch that you don't realize mumble rap is millennial coded lol. are you really going to blame zoomers for cultural phenomena going on when they were like 8yrs old
got a haircut
goddamn i'm ugly
>>212148564Idk but you need to pay for it to be of any use
Gonna shave my head and return the clippers
An old negro tactic
>>212148590If that were true it'd mean zoomers don't even have one musical credit to their names. That would be even more sad than having one (shitty) credit. So which is it zoomie? You want to be a complete failure or just a partial?
Try not to get too emotional in your reply to me.
>>212148612did you tip your barber?
>>212148511catstein doesnt authorize me to post pics of him without his consent
>>212148652yeah i gave that border hopper 15%
>>212148665your kittin is making me cry
>>212148564Try them both
>>212148616ChatGPT and Gemini can both be used for free
my mom cuts my hair, i think it came out bad this last time but who gives a fuck i'm a shut in
>>212148650Now youโre just rambling about unrelated shit completely
>>212148564You should use a hangmans knot
>>212148745Yah but they succ as personal assistants with the free model
actually crazy how deep I cut Jason and how I'm inside his head now. stripped him right down to the bone. maybe not the best idea to taunt someone who is that mentally ill but whatever.
https://youtu.be/-d3xu4sToI8
Is this millennial or zoomer
black and ugly as ever
however
redditleaf just can't fucking lose i m eel
Bob Marley said don't worry
This is how I be doin zoomers
>>212148953AKSHUALLY THAT WASN'T BAB MARLEY
reddit paki just bodied all of you
Listening to the audio only, would you be able to tell sheโs a negro?
https://youtu.be/iFS7U2qHLb4
>>212148822I see
>>212148862It looks like brainrot to me
Gather 'round, everybody! It's time for our weekly Muhammad denouncement!
Say it with me!
I denounce Muhammad (eternal hellfire and torment be upon him)
Almost all men used to wear hats
>>212149088Because it used to be cold and you could die from a mild cold
The Jews took our hats from us so they could more easily beam their mind control radiowaves into our brains
I was about to cross the border when I heard noise in the back and I found these mfs hiding in the trunk trying to cross illegally and putting me in a very dangerous situation. Fortunately I found out early.
Meanwhile, Johnny finds out he's been replaced
>>212149148clearly a photo you just saved off Facebook you filthy dirty liar
>>212149148Shoot 'em in the head
Shoot 'em in the face or the chest
Then shoot 'em in the waist or the neck
Then shoot 'em in the gut or the mouth
Then shoot 'em in the back and don't stop 'til the blood runnin out
>>212149078>no repliesembarrassing!
>>212149148you shouldve acted like nothing and when you got to the border gate you could have whispered to the officer that you had some criminal trespassers in the trunk and that he could arrest them.
>>212149148Nigga pants be like llevar desde
>>212149271Bunch of god-damned MUSLIMS in here
Been converting /cum/ to Islam, Baljeet Khan?
https://x.com/shitpost_2077/status/1938198053208658042
Is he the Dan Schneider of gaming or sum
>>212149148Ask for ass grass or cash
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it's wild how i can so easily upset Jason with a mediocre, low effort, single post and he'll seethe for dozens of replies over the course of weeks. yet he'll go on a rampage and samefag constantly, getting not even a single (You) from me.
i have truly dominated him in all possible aspects of his life. i think the next logical step is to build a cage under my bed and keep him as my pet.
back from my wageslavery. came back home early today
Jason hasnโt even posted in this general for months lol
I just had this 6 month free vpn deal and have beeb impersonating him since
I think it's time for a cuppa covfefe
>>212148612What haircut did you get bro did the barber cut it too short?
Watch THIS, bitch
*punches you in the nose*
>>212149437the haircut's fine it's just my face
>>212147602If you read his biography you will find out Ted was hassled by his neighbors and property development even in his shack innawoods. He was never able to achieve true isolation.
Miss the days when modding something meant actually being passionate and creating a modification, not just downloading other peoples work
>>212149430I agree. I'll make myself some decaf.
fatherberg will start complaining tomorrow how im a worthless piece of shit
I used to make mods for New Vegas, Skyrim, and Paradox shit
>>212149631that looks retarded
>>212149600i asked. i care.
>>212149820spread your bummy cheeks
black people invented the shout out
>>212149600he didn't mean that
>>212149088It was the style at the time. Ubiquitous as it was considered a part of a dress suit, which was the default workwear in urban society.
Humans used to all be black in the past
The first murder, rape, assault, and case of cannibalism in humans therefore happened when humans were black
THEREFORE, black people invented murder, rape, assault, and cannibalism
>>212149944jesus was black
>>212149926Reddit coded comment
>>212149894i look like that
>>212149826Yes. Also that he killed a truck full of puppies.
>>212149768You looo retarded, BITCH!
biggest rumer when i was kid was that there was a secret mew you could catch in pokemans red and blue under that unreachable truck.
or that there was a golden gun in the first level of goldeneye in the destroyable metal crate.
/blog
>>212149826Yeah pretty much. Millennials loved to talk on the phone so it wasn't really that hard to spread rumors.
>>212149977I was going for more of a tumblr tone.
>>212150045never heard of that but I do remember exploiting the MissingNo. glitch in Pokemon Red for GB Color.
Post the smug kid who killed a mexican family with his car again
MissingNo and the safari zone glitch are epic coded
really wanna stab people who say stuff is "coded" too frequently. like tone it down bud it's not a buffet.
Probably not a good sign we're reverting from rich people pretending to have started from nothing and still climbed their way up from the gutters of Calcutta back to rich people openly bragging about descending from a genetically superior bloodline and that laundering wealth and privilege from one generation to the next is a good thing to do.
When you stop making inheritance and advantage something to be ashamed of, that's when you get society regressing back to borderline feudalism. Now we're gonna revert to a system where a bunch of soft, useless incompetents who can't support themselves, have no survival skills, and built all their wealth off inheriting daddy's right to sit around and own things now calling the shots. When you stop forcing rich people to earn almost all their money by going out and actually doing things (as opposed to sitting around and owning things,) that's when you get painfully slow economic growth and cultural stagnation and decline.
China's gonna kick the shit out of us and walk away laughing because we've declined to being a nation of landlords and trustfund babies.
i change my shit from ultra to low and i swear i dont notice any difference
>>212150088it was an indian family
Sex is the meaning of life. Our number one biological goal as humans is to reproduce.
Therefore, incels are complete failures at the very foundation of human existence. You cannot stoop lower than being an incel.
today i came home from work and bashed my head into the doorframe repeatedly then i fell down face first into bed and took an incelnap with my boots still on
Why is this on German TV with a German commentator
There absolutely cannot be a fan base for this here when even the track it took place at was half empty and just looked like fat rednecks who went because there was nothing else to do
>>212150184Seethe coded comment
AND I WATCHED YOU CHAAAAAAAAAAANGE
I wanna be a billionaire so friggin bad
>>212150270>why would this somewhat obscure thing be on German television>it's far too weird and offbeat for us>the nation of genocide and scat porn
>>212150326I wanna be on the cover of forbes magazineโฆ
>>212150270>WisconsinThose are your German brothers
>>212150356Itโs like Canadian tv airing swiss hornussen matches
It doesnโt make sense!
>>212150236I will also add that sex with someone you love is the greatest pleasure you can experience. Anyone who says otherwise is coping.
The ghost under my foreskin is back
>>212150442how can you say this with any confidence if you never injected krokodil into your scrotum. your palate is immature
Kitchen goblin bitching about using too many paper towels again
>>212150481I got a 135 when they tested me as a kid
They thought i was smart but just good memory lol
Resting heart rate of 97 award
>cat is in heat
>nbd, she just wants pets and vocalizes more than normal for a few days to a week
>Scratching her head and suddenly she turns around and presents, first time ever
>it's dilated and wet
Today I learned pussy pussy gets wet and I hope I never see that shit again in my life
Wore in ears all day two days ago and now it feels like Iโm getting a big hurting pimple in my left ear
>>212150575Mine is always around 130-140
>>212150588Not the catussyโฆ
>>212150651it do be shmellinโฆ
A different city every night, alright!
>>212150731based holocaust survivor
>>212150131What's your favourite Pokemon lad?
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Sitting on a log in the incelwoods
>>212150806does she have a cute pp?
i remember one time a holocaust survivor visited my high school and some girl asked him what he thought about people who dont believe the holocaust happened and he completely avoided the question
really fires up the neurons
>>212150806There's absolutely nothing attractive in this picture. Post her ass.
What does she mean by this? I gotta pick up something from her place
>>212150835You have horrendous taste
>>212150849she's psyoping you
>>212150849her schedule is packed and hence, asking you to pick it up on sunday instead of saturday
>>212150892why did she have to mention that her mom is leaving her place tho?
taking like literally hours for chatgpt to make 1 image
>>212150818Could pass for the pnw
>>212150849she wants you to rape her
>>212150818based incelwalker. i went to a morning walk earlier today seeing how the monsoons are over
>>212150915i'm down. she has mind controlling thighs
>>212150911she's giving you a valid reason why you cannot pick it up on saturday and the reason being her mom is leaving.
>>212150836I give it 5 years before AOC before chuds start liking aoc
>>212150960so its a psycop? the brazilians was right all along?!
>>212150973She's attractive. But I'm not a chud, so whatever.
>>212151053You're attractive
skipped lunch today because I'm too constipated to eat.
Currently sick as fuck and I just coughed so hard I shit my pants, think it might be over for me bros
Posting from the porcelain throne rn
i've never found aoc attractive tbf. different city, same beaner. tulsi on other hand does things to me...
>>212151103>Posting from the porcelain throne rnewww
ewww
ewww
>>212151117I always wanted to get a majora's mask tattoo but the cringiest people alive always have triforce tattoos
>>212151117i almost got the buddhist enso on my forearm but chickened out the night before
This is a regular classroom in a mexican public school
>>212151217what are you doing there?
Why are strawberries always so sour these days? Even ripe they still have a bit of it you never find them sweet like you used to, something in the GMOs has fucked them up since when I was younger
>>212151133not a true /cum/mite if you've never phone posted with food poisoning
>>212150404Canadian TV airs everything including those scandi strongman competitions where they throw logs and cut down trees with axes we love everything we're MULTICULTURAL in case you didn't know
>>212151244picking up his girlfriend
>>212151217>drawers full of rocks and rust instead of booksdios mio how will the little rocket surgeons ever learn!!
>>212151217This looks exactly like my school did in the US (I went to school in a town of under 1000 people thoughbeit)
>>212150759Biggerdschu :DD
every time i get out of bed something grim happens
>>212150834I talked to one guy in Israel who emphasized the importance of debate and asking questions even with Holocaust deniers.
>>212151430Is she Jewish?
If not use this instead
>>212151441Same...
I hate being a broke ass nigga
i make 150k a year and my life is lame money isn't everything guys
55k a year sounds like a good deal to me!!
>>212151512you're just retarded then tbqh money /literally/ has the ability to solve every single problem you have
>>212151532money doesn't just magically get you a decent wife; in fact having more money increases the likelihood I'll end up with a gold digger or a dependent who will be a leech
>>212151554you're just admitting you're retarded
>>212151512what do you do?
Chuds be like
>uh huh see I told you!! MSM wonโt tell you about any of this
my money makes me $4000 a month and my house is paid off, good enough
>>212151399Well, fair enough
>>212151576I ain't no hollaback girl