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Anonymous No.81667552 >>81668153
/britfeel/
Brighton edition
Anonymous No.81667567
> Brighton edition

Bit gay
Anonymous No.81667570 >>81667598
Feeling pretty cool after the showerberg
Anonymous No.81667592 >>81667630
>>81667563
>the hell could you even appeal to, with someone like Keir Starmer? "hey mate, there is actually a sort of 'life ombudsman' who will judge you and your decisions, according to-"
>"no there isn't, i can do what i want! tee-hee-hee!"
>and then he frolics away like an elf.
You could say the same about a religious leader. Trump claims to be a Christian. You could say to him "Christianity means you should help the weak, therefore you should increase funding for helping poor people in the USA, and also you should do more to help civilians who are dying in Ukraine and Palestine". But Trump will just choose whatever he wants, and he'll come up with post-hoc explanations for how his actions fit in with Christianity.
Anonymous No.81667598 >>81667623
>>81667570
Did mumberg towel dry you?
Anonymous No.81667603 >>81667795
Boss making us come into the office tomorrow. 33 degrees on the Tube. Nnonoonono please no PLEASE
Anonymous No.81667611
Always used to tell people my uni mate was from Brighton (he lives somewhere nearby in Sussex) when introducing him to other people- he used to get wound up by it because he thought it made him sound gay.
Anonymous No.81667613
Wifeberg got an admin job with the local council. Part time but just to get a little extra money in.

Holy fucking shit the level of makework/incompetence/general local council dysfunction is genuinely Kafkaesque. I mean, we've been here for a few years and so we know that the local council is just as useless and inept as every other local council in the country, but fuck me the sum total productivity of her work day today (9am-1pm) was changing her email signature.
recipe man No.81667615
2/3 pint of last night's water
half a bag of spinach (wet and smelly)
half a bag of kale, yellowed
half a bag of spring greens (surprisingly fine)
leftover broccoli, unthought about
one blackened banana
two frozen strawbs

1. blend thoroughly
2. neck two pints of sludge
3. post on /britfeel/

TIP: when you wretch, try to drink more, it'll stop you vomiting.ra8at
Anonymous No.81667623
>>81667598
Moved out of mummys home a few years ago laddie
Anonymous No.81667630 >>81667661 >>81668173
>>81667592
yep, that's plain to see. maybe it's HARDER for atheists to do the whole 'secular humanism' thing, and if they're lovely people, good on them. truly.

but as a leader of a nation? want a Christian/similar. one who walks the walk as well as talks the talk.
Anonymous No.81667642
Crazy how hot it is, close to death me personally desu
Anonymous No.81667656 >>81667665 >>81667706
June really has been on of the most depressing months of my life desu
Anonymous No.81667657
I'd like it if Britain was 100 percent secular. Get rid of it all. Ban Christianity, Ban Islam etc. Churches and Mosques and other places of worship will become community centres. I'm happy to allow religious iconography in tasteful small quantities - that's it
Anonymous No.81667661 >>81667694
>>81667630
So Muslim would be ok?
Anonymous No.81667665 >>81667709
>>81667656
What has been so bad about it pal?
Anonymous No.81667668 >>81667674 >>81667791
Not a fan of the blacks me
Anonymous No.81667672
>>81667583
no worries mate that's fair. raised Catholic, did the whole 'smart' atheism thing.

not even talking about the beliefs really, 'sky daddy' or whatever, just how morals apply to someone in politics. all these historical examples of what it takes to be a good leader, do right by your people, be humble but wise, all that. we've also had seething kings who go mental and do whatever nonsense they felt like.

modern politics? forget about all of it, basically.
Anonymous No.81667674
>>81667668
same, there very load and aggressive
Anonymous No.81667682
back from work, have to be in 4x this week rather than 2x for training on pnc, gay af but only 9-2 but we finished at half 1 as its too warm. Woffee then lifting i reckon. Fucking disgusting this humidity, anyone know when its supposed to fuck off?
Anonymous No.81667694
>>81667661
sure, if it informed their morals and decision-making to do best by people. and they were just otherwise knowledgeable, a good orator, all the skills they'd need.

as far as i'm aware there's no major religion that says "treat people horribly. in fact, go out of your way to do so." or anything like that. or even some Epicurean nonsense where you only look after your own.

i've met imams and yeah they're fine, care about their community, just don't really know much about what Islam actually teaches or how they go about it.
Anonymous No.81667701
Western slop simply cannot compare to the epic wuxia dramas available on WeTV and iQIYI. The Chinese can make some good slop I'll give them that.
Anonymous No.81667702 >>81667712
Crossy pushing me into the river Clyde, kneeling down on the banks and holding my head underwater. A passer by starts screaming but everyone else walks by as if nothing was happening, the woman rings the police. A squad car quickly approaches with it's blue lights, Crossy looks up but quickly goes back to trying to drown me. A solitary police officer exits the car. He has Downs syndrome. He looks completely blankly into the distance across the river, he makes no attempt to stop Crossy
Anonymous No.81667704 >>81667719
J. K. Rowling is a sexist imo.
Anonymous No.81667706
>>81667656
Me too lad. Been shit. Whole year's been a mess
Anonymous No.81667709
>>81667665
It's more my mind than anything bad specifically happening in my life. If anything June has been the most productive and eventful month in a while but the future in general just seems so bleak and hopefully. Not even necessarily bad just mundane and hollow
Anonymous No.81667712 >>81667723
>>81667702
are you the same pervert that went to get an upskirt pic of drunken ruth?
Anonymous No.81667713 >>81667719
J.K. Rowling is sexy imo.
Anonymous No.81667719 >>81667730 >>81667733 >>81667837
>>81667713
>>81667704
You think J.K. Rowling likes anal?
Anonymous No.81667723
>>81667712
Never had any interest in Ruth and I'm not even sure if I've ever made a post about her
Anonymous No.81667730
>>81667719
no. anal sex is what men do.
Anonymous No.81667733
>>81667719
no she's a vagina supremacist
Anonymous No.81667739 >>81667765
>learn i am part-Scottish
>whatever
>Americans learn they're part-Irish
>suddenly THEY, personally, are Irish

what's their obsession, here? so fucking weird to hear that Conan O'Brien says HE is Irish. mate, i'm sorry, but that's just not true. a lie, even.
Anonymous No.81667740 >>81667761 >>81667781 >>81667822
Sosij for dinner
Anonymous No.81667743
what is a wuxia
Anonymous No.81667761 >>81667779 >>81667809
>>81667740
British sausages look so grim
Anonymous No.81667765 >>81667788
>>81667739
because they have no actual identity, america is a weird melting pot so whenever one happens to be 1/64th cherokee they latch onto it so they can be something other than american mystery meat
Anonymous No.81667779
>>81667761
Nah, they just look like shit frozen sausages. We have some of the best sausages in the world.
Anonymous No.81667781
>>81667740
kinell lad give that desk and keyboard a clean after you've rinsed that sawdust
Anonymous No.81667787 >>81667798 >>81667801 >>81667812 >>81667826 >>81667831 >>81667852 >>81667860 >>81667892 >>81668064 >>81669947
Does anyone think that the rape gang inquiry will actually achieve anything?

It will be used just like Brexit was - a way to dispel populist unrest as a pressure release valve. I mean come the fuck on, inquiries are already pantomimes, who thinks that the purpose of an inquiry is to genuinely get to the bottom of an issue and hold those responsible accountable? Stop having a fucking laugh.

The Labour government is supposed to earnestly inquire into rape gangs formed of one of their core voter blocs, while also being protected systematically by their own party apparatus? What the fuck are you people smoking?

There will be one or two sacrificial twats thrown under the bus, after which the government will declare the matter solved completely, arguing that any further discussion of the topic is unnecessary as they've already held and inquiry, and that any further calls for accountability (i.e. firing, jail time, pensions revoked, criminals deported) are absurd 'far right' agitation because the inquiry 'already looked into it all and worked out that two random civil servants were responsible and have been sent to jail for five years each'.
Anonymous No.81667788
>>81667765
weird shit to feel special about. feels ANTI American (identity as a magic shortcut, rather than being a successful person).
Anonymous No.81667791
>>81667668
What about darkies?
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81667795
>>81667603
Imagine the smell! x
Anonymous No.81667798
>>81667787
Didn't realise until recently that Dianne Abbot of all people was basically the first person to ever address this. Not a fan of her at all but credit where it's due
Anonymous No.81667801
>>81667787
>Does anyone think that the rape gang inquiry will actually achieve anything?
No, what's there to achieve? We didn't learn anything we didn't already know, it cost taxpayer money and it still hasn't pacified the Tommy Robinson types
Anonymous No.81667803
>We have some of the best sausages in the world
Anonymous No.81667809
>>81667761
Scottish sosij is best sosij
Anonymous No.81667810
slow day, feel tired
Anonymous No.81667812
>>81667787
No?
All inquiries are just "we investigated ourselves and found out we're pretty cool actually :)" or just "we could make some minor improvements so we'll do that honest" and then they dont
Anonymous No.81667820
Mark drinking everyday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h2cUuFiy_o
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81667822
>>81667740
Had a bowl of cornflakes for lunch me. A bit grim.
Anonymous No.81667826 >>81667852
>>81667787
no, of course it wont, whatever they decide to be truth will be written as such and the actual events swept under the rug and memoryholed for an eternity, I had a mates sister be targeted by pakistanis who tried to literally abduct her once but it will all be hidden. I've even see people on online claim that the grooming gang thing was all nonsense and peddled by racists to fuel their agenda and that whites commit all the rapes and pakistanis never had anything to do with it. I hate this place tbqhwyl I might fuck off to canada.
Anonymous No.81667831
>>81667787
haven't read the report, don't intend to.

don't know what people want. yeah "i was WORRIED ABOUT being racist" is bad. this happens even in cases of good things (e.g. providing healthcare). but also i don't know what people want. if some gang does deplorable shit, the police should put in the effort to build up a case and arrest them. that's going to be both hard work and morally dubious/difficult. but that's what the police SHOULD be doing.

at the same time i don't want some "grr, get them! STOP BEING WOKE!" shite where the police gain more powers. warrants? nah mate, they can enter homes with reasonable cause under the Protect the Kids Act 2026.
Anonymous No.81667837
>>81667719
Yeah, I reckon she must do- the jews have clearly done a number on her.
Anonymous No.81667846
It like they say
Mafia investigate mafia and find mafia innocent

Corrrr this heat is intense. Might be too hot.
Anonymous No.81667852 >>81667868
>>81667787
>Does anyone think that the rape gang inquiry will actually achieve anything?
No. It's fucking over.

>>81667826
>Canada
One of the few countries that might actually be worse off than Britain right now, lad. Do not recommend it.
Anonymous No.81667853
J K Rowling does do anal, bit messy
Anonymous No.81667860
>>81667787
Optimistic to think that anyone will be jailed because of it
Anonymous No.81667868 >>81667897
>>81667852
one lad I talked to on here said they were lying about it being completely jeet'd and some areas are fine. Thing what tempts me is
>vast wilderness (I like camping)
>better gun laws (I like firearms)
>apparently not as many wogs

but this place has shit nature, no fun allowed, full of wogs and everyone loves them + wages are absolutely poo. Canada is fucked as well but there are some things better, youd never buy a house though but neither will I here. Can't think of anywhere else to move its all gone tits up.
Anonymous No.81667870 >>81667902 >>81667941
I reckon that photo posted was actually Crossy. That's why he hasn't posted.
Anonymous No.81667885 >>81667899
Went out in my new outfit the other day. Wooly monclair hat (yes in winter), dior jumper, and a big rolex gold watch (borrowed from my uncle).

First time in my life I have ever gotten attention from girls. It's over lads.
Anonymous No.81667887
*Person handpicked by the government to investigate the government*: "So, Mr. Government minister, did you do anything wrong?"

*Government minister*: "No"

*Investigator*: "Well, that clears it up then. Inquiry closed."
Anonymous No.81667892 >>81667945 >>81668012
>>81667787
The issue of 'pakis are groomers' has already been done to death, the remaining issue is 'pakis were the front men for police and social workers who were all noncing themselves '
Anonymous No.81667897 >>81667910
>>81667868
>racist gun nut who posts on 4chan

I bet you're a devil with the ladies!
Anonymous No.81667899 >>81667909
>>81667885
they were probably thinking
>why tf is that lad wearing a jumper and hat during a heatwave, is he ok?
Anonymous No.81667902
>>81667870
He was posting last night you bellend. He said it wasn't him.
Anonymous No.81667909
>>81667899
It was in the evening and it had gotten a bit chilly, but I did get a few comments like that from lads. Girls just wanted to chat to me and try to find out what my job is.
Anonymous No.81667910 >>81667933 >>81667944
>>81667897
believe it or not yeah kinda, got a gf of 1.5 years, have had 3 other gfs, taken a virginity of an ex and shagged a total of 11 women. To top that I've got a distinction in my stem MSc, a drivers license, a decent paying government job and I live on my own and have savings so you cant even pull the
>lol boxroom virgin
card
Anonymous No.81667914 >>81667954 >>81667964
she has had a difficult life because people do not consider her attractive. she is one of us.
Anonymous No.81667933
>>81667910
>got a gf of 1.5 years
nonce!
Anonymous No.81667941
>>81667870
which photo are you on about? you/someone kept asking, he said that photo wasn't. what is THAT photo?

feel like not many have his hair, so he'd be SLIGHTLY recognisable. one anon reckons they just know him.
Anonymous No.81667944
>>81667910
Fair play lad. I should know better than to judge a book by its cover.
Anonymous No.81667945 >>81667975 >>81668046
>>81667892
Neither have been done to death and both are so disgusting it would have, historically, been cause to burn down Parliament. Of course, none of this is stuff that the online right hasn't known for many years now. I dunno, this might just be my personal red line. Everything else they're doing to the country has fucked it up bad, but the purposefully racially targeted mass rape/drugging/trafficking/pimping/torture (in some cases to the point of murder) of white british children systematically carried out at an unfathomable scale and equally systematically protected both by Labour party apparatchiks in a 'rape-for-votes' scheme and by sympathetic muslim/pakistani men in the police/councils/social services and combined with the legal and social intimidation and punitive measures carried out against people like the fathers of the girls who tried to stop them... it just cannot be resolved without mass hangings imo. It's simply the hill I will die on. It's the end.
Anonymous No.81667954
>>81667914
I would sex her bottom
Anonymous No.81667964 >>81667985
>>81667914
100% she loves anal, you can just tell the saucy minx
Anonymous No.81667971
miss my ex-bf a bit tbqh. think i find people draining even if i am in love with them.
Anonymous No.81667975 >>81668003
>>81667945
you're not going to do anything, you're just going to impudently rage on the internet
Anonymous No.81667985 >>81668013
>>81667964
dunno. it's the sly smirk. she has ulterior motives.

"oh, okay, anon. we can have anal sex. sure thing."
and then you do, but you wonder the whole time, 'what's she planning?'
Anonymous No.81668002 >>81668038 >>81668208
>you slide it into her bottom
>h-harry

wot do?
Anonymous No.81668003 >>81668024
>>81667975
Perhaps, I don't know. I don't see much point in throwing your life away for nothing in some spastic crime of passion, that's just retarded and doesn't really achieve anything. But if the opportunity looks right I'll play my part. Say the inquiry results in nothing (likely), I'll be marching along with everyone else to demand a fucking coup.
Anonymous No.81668012 >>81668040
>>81667892
i think it's less some nefarious 'they were IN ON it too!' and more that they are passive because they're jaded.
YOU know about some rapist or nonce, if you've lived a few decades. why are you, actively, not working towards bringing them to justice? someone else going to sort that, aye?
Anonymous No.81668013
>>81667985
>dunno. it's the sly smirk. she has ulterior motives.
>"oh, okay, anon. we can have anal sex. sure thing."
>and then you do, but you wonder the whole time, 'what's she planning?'
Dunno why but this really tickled me. Very good post, lad.
Anonymous No.81668024 >>81668048
>>81668003
>marching along
protest is practically illegal now
Anonymous No.81668038 >>81668057
>>81668002
i just assume author types are into weird role play shit. wonder if her hubby ever spiced things up, tested the waters a bit by saying a spell or calling her Hermione.

would she laugh, or be a bit shocked, those are her characters - sorry love, it's just a bit...let's do something else? or would she be into it, "fucking finally"?
Anonymous No.81668040 >>81668084
>>81668012
People don't understand just how deep the rot goes in paki ghettos. Everyone knows what's going on and everyone is fine with it, even going so far as to actively blame the white girls rather than the men. You really have to wonder why every time it's brought to court you read how some white girl was abducted and then the abductor was able t call over like two dozens random other men who just... turn up and rape her. Like it's nothing. They all know, they just don't care about the girls because they're white, british and non-muslim.
Anonymous No.81668046
>>81667945
>it just cannot be resolved without mass hangings imo.
based

Not a lot really can be done tbqh, "peaceful protests" are a load of bollocks, the police just slowly ramp up the pressure on protestors until everyone thinks "eh fuck standing around here getting a criminal record" and the protests loose all steam

Then its all quiet until you hear another horrific murder/rape/robberies and the process repeats its self

Governments are determined to see this though to the end so fuck knows how everything is going to end up lmao
Anonymous No.81668048
>>81668024
Then I guess I'll be arrested. I really wouldn't care. I'm no hero. I'm not about to save England, but at some point, way further down the line than I'd like to admit, my meager virtues and principles simply wouldn't put up with it.
Anonymous No.81668056
Strong probability that Shippy is a paedophile
Anonymous No.81668057 >>81668069
>>81668038
crabbe and goyle pegging rp?
Anonymous No.81668064
>>81667787
>There will be one or two sacrificial twats thrown under the bus
There won't even be that. We already know that police protected rape gangs in the actual process of raping and that social workers organised and attended Islamic marriages between victims and their rapists. It would have been really easy to throw them under the bus, but they haven't even been named or fired.
Labour will pick someone to do the report who won't rock the boat, and there's plenty of time for councils to destroy evidence before anything starts.
Anonymous No.81668069 >>81668078 >>81668095
>>81668057
I auditioned for the role of "Goyle" in the movies as a child
Anonymous No.81668078
>>81668069
shippy auditioned as crabbe
Anonymous No.81668084 >>81668273
>>81668040
the people who work with rape victims and that, must have a heart of gold. that would absolutely break me tbqh.
but people become some jaded and desensitised to groups of people. includes women/children. can be as simple as they're poor, or they live in THAT area.

there's keeping a cool head, then there's making decisions. to be quite fair i think "the victim was a young while girl, she was raped" is about as care-inducing as it gets, so i'm not sure where you're coming from, there. but the people responsible for sorting this out (police) need to actually do their fucking jobs. it's like the reverse of the SJW hate machine: the actual police will just drop something very criminal and very serious. what the fuck ARE they doing?
Anonymous No.81668095 >>81668100
>>81668069
cor how far did you get?

could have been Neville, me. i actually had blonde hair.
Anonymous No.81668100 >>81668112 >>81668440
>>81668095
One of the casting directors said that I was too ugly right to my face when I was a kid. Too ugly to play a character described in the books as ugly, mind you. Hurt like hell for years.
Anonymous No.81668102
full blown paedophile
Anonymous No.81668112 >>81668116
>>81668100
"we don't want UGLY ugly we want HOLLYWOOD ugly. i'm sure you understand, little boy."

would haunt you for life, that.
Anonymous No.81668116 >>81668126
>>81668112
Basically yeah. It haunted me for years. Gotten over it now but it led to a suicide attempt.
Anonymous No.81668126 >>81668133 >>81668152
>>81668116
>Called ugly
>"better kill myself"
bit extreme
Anonymous No.81668133
>>81668126
Yeah they got me at a sensitive time I suppose.
Anonymous No.81668148 >>81668166 >>81668169
>They wouldn't let me be Goyle so I tried to neck myself
Anonymous No.81668149 >>81668191 >>81668202
Timmy having an ice lolly courtesy of the taxpayer
Anonymous No.81668152
>>81668126
called it PROFESSIONALLY though. bit different.
Anonymous No.81668153 >>81668162
>>81667552 (OP)
They were banging on about it being 34c all weekend but it only turned out to be abother 30c day afterall. Shame.
Anonymous No.81668162
>>81668153
Tis 33 where I am in London
Anonymous No.81668166
>>81668148
should have just threatened, IMO.
>stepdad if you don't get me a new computer i'm going to kill myself
can't believe that worked LMAO
Anonymous No.81668169 >>81668186
>>81668148
They also said my audition "lacked authenticity". Jokes on them, I authentically ruined the next 20 years of my life because of it.
Anonymous No.81668173 >>81668201
>>81667630
Yeah we should definitely have a Christian leader who would force a woman who was raped to carry a child until birth, and then raise the rapist's child. Rather than an atheist who would allow that woman to end the pregnancy so she doesn't have to carry and give birth to a rapist's child.

That's definitely moral isn't it. Let's reward rapists in that way.
Anonymous No.81668183 >>81668190 >>81668266
bouncing off that pregabalin, me.

here's what i'm thinking:
- couple of tramadols/DHCs in a bit
- another antibiotic just to be sure (feel a bit sick but that's nowt)
- see how i feel
- some zopiclones/zolpidems and chill until sleep
Anonymous No.81668186 >>81668221
>>81668169
In all seriousness lad there were probably hundreds or thousands applying, even if you were great you probably would've have got it.
Anonymous No.81668188
stood wiv me wollocks out near the freezer, dont need ac
Anonymous No.81668190 >>81668226
>>81668183
Get sober and get a job
Anonymous No.81668191 >>81668199
>>81668149
How the fuck is he STILL in there.. it must be close to a year at this point
Anonymous No.81668199
>>81668191
NHS dossers would rather have someone who sits in bed all day watching iplayer with no health issues than someone they'd have to take care of.
Anonymous No.81668201 >>81668213
>>81668173
oh piss off. i've never said "and then they should enforce fundamentalist religion! make that policy!"

i'm talking about them having the morals and regard for others that, broadly, comes with religion. Christians, generally, are nice. Muslims, generally, are nice. yes there are bad ones.

same way women make good nurses, i think religious people make good leaders. even from some atheist point of view: "heh i was only passing those policies that benefitted British society because of my faith, secretly."
fine? we win m8.
Anonymous No.81668202
>>81668149
>"the NHS is overloaded cos of pakis"
>meanwhile
Anonymous No.81668208 >>81668250
>>81668002
You slide it into her sorting anus.
Get Hufflepuff.
What do?
Anonymous No.81668210
Got a CBD vape to help curb anxious thoughts on the busy trains. We'll see if it works.
Anonymous No.81668213 >>81668241
>>81668201
you might be the dumbest motherfucker ive ever seen
i feel like you know absolutely fuck all about any of these topics and just braindump your thoughts on the matter anyway
Anonymous No.81668221
>>81668186
Wasn't about me not getting it, it was about what was said at the audition.
Anonymous No.81668226 >>81668246
>>81668190
why should i do either of those things? does it actually matter to you?
Anonymous No.81668241 >>81668277
>>81668213
you win the internet argument then. i concede.
Anonymous No.81668246
>>81668226
>does it actually matter to you?
It matters to you
Anonymous No.81668250
>>81668208
>sorting anus
howling at this
Anonymous No.81668266 >>81668310
>>81668183
I am just counting down the minutes till pregab o'clock (16:00). Got some cider chilling in the freezer, and I'll pour 1 now. A fun night before the real benefits (no anxiety), fucking love them. Better than diazies.
Anonymous No.81668273 >>81668324 >>81668327
>>81668084
That's the thing, if an inquiry genuinely wanted to sort the issue out they would be collecting names of everyone involved, enormous lists of police, social workers, council workers, care workers, local MPs, councillors, charity workers, NGO employees, fucking EVERYONE who was involved and they would work out exactly if they were culpable or not and if they were they should be sent to fucking prison for blistering lengths of time or hanged. When they come out they should have their names blacklisted from every government job and job with children forever, have their pensions revoked and be publicly shamed. A permanent list of those responsible should be made public and freely accessible by anyone, anywhere. It should serve as a specific alternate sex offender register - the rape gang enabler register and they should be legally required to tell anyone they live next to that they are on the list and for exactly what reasons.

Part of what is so blackpilling about the whole thing is the truly immense scale of everything. The number of victims, the number of enablers, the number of people sweeping it under the rug, the number of rapists, the number of people in their 'communities' that shield them etc. etc.

An honest inquiry would take thousands of workers trawling through records and conducting interviews round the clock. In reality we'll get a panel of four or five Labour employees/activists/apparatchiks with a few 'community relations experts' (all muslims). They'll ask Labour councillors if they new of anything going on and they'll say nah.

Nobody will go to jail. Nobody will face any real consequences. A list of milquetoast 'recommendations' will be released and half of them will be geared towards stamping out 'far right hate speech'.
Anonymous No.81668277
>>81668241
well i dont think i could possibly win discussing this with someone who thinks like you
Anonymous No.81668279 >>81668304 >>81668312
Walking home was a mistake. I thought I was gonna faint because of the heat. Be warned brehs.
Anonymous No.81668287
>Even if the kids don't get the part, let's tell them all they're 'ugly', so they leave thinking they COULD play Goyle. They were actually pretty close!
Anonymous No.81668304
>>81668279
i had a walk around town it was quite nice imho
Anonymous No.81668310 >>81668363
>>81668266
cor and i do mean cor. had diazepam with drink and people are right that one pint basically turns into three, weird stuff.

would be worried about the general 'drunk' feeling of pregabalin being exacerbated/interacting with alcohol. be careful anon. look up how to sleep in the recovery position.
Anonymous No.81668312
>>81668279
Cooorrr, can we get a BMI update lad?
Anonymous No.81668324
>>81668273
bit harsh. although i've only read fairly surface level news stories, so i don't feel informed enough about this PARTICULAR case.

is there any Panorama-type investigative documentary, yet? (don't want a YouTube video.)
Anonymous No.81668327
>>81668273
>with a few 'community relations experts'
Who better to advise the government than experts?
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/apr/26/ex-tory-mp-guilty-of-molesting-boy-was-on-panel-advising-on-grooming-gangs
Anonymous No.81668333
I'll always hate that cunt Susie Figgis. That was the casting director who called me ugly. I've been following her career for years and I've never stopped being angry. The cunt is 77 now and I'll be opening a cold bottle of champagne when she fucking dies, the evil witch.
Anonymous No.81668339
Too ugly for Goyle. Too handsome for Crab. It not right.
Anonymous No.81668343 >>81668366
Tried to audition for the role of Cho Chang but they said I did "look the part", those racist fucks.
Anonymous No.81668361
Heard Chika auditioned to be the lead in Thunderpants.
Anonymous No.81668363
>>81668310
I've done it a bit, so not too bad, only having 2L so basically 4 pints. Don't want to feel hungover tomorrow, as I have a hospital appointment.
I sleep on my side often, curled up, so hopefully be right.
Anonymous No.81668366 >>81668379
>>81668343
It not right. I once auditioned for the role of Ching Chong Billy. Spent a lot of money on a rice paddy hat, chinese style shirt, fake fu manchu mustache and big prosthetic buckteeth, but they said I was being racist when I kept talking and swapping all my Ls with Rs and vice versa. Bloody bastids.
Anonymous No.81668376
SSM skint already and it's only been a week. Isn't like great when you don't drink or gamble... oops
Anonymous No.81668379
>>81668366
Creasing at this lad, great work.
Anonymous No.81668403
I did a great audition
>I'm here to audition for the Gobret of Fire
>Oooh oohh Harry sorry I already go to the dance with Edward Curren
They said I was too Chinese and I tried to kill myself.
Anonymous No.81668428 >>81668437 >>81668444 >>81668460 >>81668471 >>81668500
Is this an okay salary for 30 years old? I also get the opportunity for about 2 hours of overtime a week at time and a half which is approximately 63 quid additional each week so another 3200-odd quid a year, bringing it up to about 41,686.
Anonymous No.81668437 >>81668491
>>81668428
>Taking home 2600
Worse than Nicolemaxxing
Anonymous No.81668440
>>81668100
In secondary school an older lad told me I'm ugly then elaborated like "People call other people ugly as a joke, but you are legitimately disgustingly ugly I'm being completely serious" he kept going on like that like he really wanted me to understand this particularly. I guess it worked because I remember it 20 years later.
Anonymous No.81668444 >>81668491
>>81668428
Honestly I wouldn't say so lad, but you can't get to a decent salary without earning a shit one first so keep going.
Anonymous No.81668460 >>81668491
>>81668428
about 40k annually is not bad at all mate
Anonymous No.81668471 >>81668485 >>81668491
>>81668428
>Is this an okay salary for 30 years old?
What's the point of this question? Are you going to do different things if the consensus on /britfeel/ is yes or no?
Anonymous No.81668485 >>81668491
>>81668471
he attempted a humblebrag
Anonymous No.81668491 >>81668503 >>81668511 >>81668514 >>81668535
>>81668437
Sorry mate don't know what Nicolemaxxing is. QRD?

>>81668444
Fair, I dare say I don't feel particularly comfortable. Paying a mortgage, plus bills, taxes, food, car, childcare etc. really don't have much left at the end of the month. At least I'm not in London holy fuck.

>>81668460
I think it sounds like more than it is. It's 20% off the higher rate of tax, but those rates were set in 1988 when 50k was an astonishing amount of money to make in a year.

>>81668471
>>81668485
It's not a humblebrag, I really just don't have anyone to ask to get an honest opinion. I don't have any friends and stats don't give you a qualitative answer like I want.
Anonymous No.81668500
>>81668428
Does Keir Starmer pay his rentboys monthly?
Anonymous No.81668503 >>81668535 >>81668558
>>81668491
>I think it sounds like more than it is
I'm telling you as someone who was on 40k at some point in my life it was fine. About the point you go from watching the bank to being a little less worried.
At least if your life isnt chaotic anyway
Anonymous No.81668511 >>81668524 >>81668558 >>81668571
>>81668491
>Sorry mate don't know what Nicolemaxxing is. QRD?
Anonymous No.81668514 >>81668558
>>81668491
>Paying a mortgage, plus bills, taxes, food, car, childcare etc. really don't have much left at the end of the month
That's why you have the partner if you're worried about shit like a mortgage and childcare. 2 salaries more than makeup for it
Anonymous No.81668521
I was Jackie Chan's double on the set of The Tuxedo and managed to catch a glimpse of Jennifer Love Hewitt's arsehole.
Anonymous No.81668524 >>81668571
>>81668511
Twenty years my senior, but gets more than 5k a year than me. Me - who is lives in London with mummy and daddy, working I think an important cultural job
Sick country.
Anonymous No.81668535 >>81668554 >>81668558
>>81668491
>but those rates were set in 1988 when 50k was an astonishing amount of money to make in a year.
In 1989-1900 the 40% higher rate started at 20.7k, not 50k. It hasn't increased for a while, but it generally did increase with inflation for a while.

>>81668503
>on 40k at some point in my life it was fine
Depends when "some point" was. I was on 40k 7-8 years ago and CPI is a hell of a lot different now to then.
Anonymous No.81668550
Mate just won a helicoper ride for 30 mins next month, around the city and coastline, he's well chuffed with himself.
Anonymous No.81668554
>>81668535
>some point
Like 5 years ago I think. I am also a single male without much of a life and I was living in a houseshare with cheap enough rent.
Anonymous No.81668558 >>81668601 >>81668602
>>81668503
Fair yeah I get what you mean. I'm not 'fucked', but it just doesn't feel all that great desu.

>>81668511
Gotcha. I hate it.

>>81668514
She worked a while, but had to leave her job. She's now looking for a new job. It's difficult because the money we had together was obviously better, but holy shit her job made home life nearly insufferable and we were paying for full time childcare on top.

>>81668535
Ah okay, didn't know that about the rates, but regardless the rates seem fucked tbqh, but fat chance this government are going to change them lol. They're gonna bump up income tax I reckon the twats.
Anonymous No.81668561
In that Lewis Capaldi presale, me. x
Anonymous No.81668568
Poor baby so hard done by living with mummy and daddy in London
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81668569 >>81668589 >>81668603 >>81668699
Corr last night got a bit messy. Glad I didn't get the wags in though would be regretting it big times now. Garn for for a few jars later. Monday club x
Anonymous No.81668571 >>81668622
>>81668511
>>81668524
Maybe the reason there are so many people on benefits is because work these days is shit
>lots of work these days is micromanaged so if you're not perfect they'll berate you
>companies are trying to use ai to replace entry level jobs, so there are fewer entry level jobs
>cost of rent and property is now much higher relative to the average wage, so even if you get a job, you'll spend a lot of your money just on having somewhere to live
Basically, fuck the rich

On the second point about AI replacing jobs, here is some evidence:
>Number of new UK entry-level jobs has dived since ChatGPT launch - research
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/jun/30/uk-entry-level-jobs-chatgpt-launch-adzuna
Anonymous No.81668587
21C in England is equal to 48C in Australia, in terms of pure sensory experience
Anonymous No.81668589
>>81668569
You're becoming more of a tragic alcoholic every day.
Anonymous No.81668592 >>81668619
Poor little baba in his 2 parent nuclear family mortgage free London property he underpaid he unappreciated
Anonymous No.81668596 >>81668617 >>81668686
Genuinely thinking about becoming a Buddhist. Any lads here Buddhist?
Anonymous No.81668598 >>81669960
Is this an okay salary for a 32 year old van driver? I also get the opportunity for about 2 hours of overtime a week at time and a half which is approximately 1000 quid additional each week so another 104,000-odd quid a year, bringing it up to about 1,000,000
Anonymous No.81668601 >>81668632
>>81668558
Checks out man. I'd say "got a family" makes 40k much trickier unless the bird is also bringing some in.
Anonymous No.81668602 >>81668632
>>81668558
>They're gonna bump up income tax I reckon the twats.
They've already said they're freezing the bands until 2028; they're probably going to have to extend that with the recent PIP u-turn.
They're probably not going to get away with changing the headline rates of what we call income tax because of their "le working people" pledge but they might increase employer's NI again which functions in exactly the same way as income tax. But the important part is most people don't know that.
Anonymous No.81668603
>>81668569
So you drink every day now?
Anonymous No.81668617 >>81668638 >>81668690
>>81668596
What are the benefits of becoming a Buddhist?
Anonymous No.81668619
>>81668592
Thanks mate, thanks for getting it. It's hard
Anonymous No.81668622
>>81668571
>Maybe the reason there are so many people on benefits is because work these days is shit
The official party line is still that everyone on benefits strictly needs them; this is the next fallback talking point.
Anonymous No.81668632
>>81668601
True.

>>81668602
The NI increase on employers only serves to reduce the number of total employees across the country lol, so much for 'da workin peepul'.

Literally the best thing to stimulate the economy would be to reduce statutory obligations and then slash taxes across the board, including VAT.
Anonymous No.81668638
>>81668617
You can claim PIP.
Anonymous No.81668673 >>81668709
Making homemade burgers for dindins lads
Anonymous No.81668686
>>81668596
But do you believe it? Not even sure what it means to 'become' a follower of a religion you don't actually believe is true. You mean just going through the motions and following their doctrines even though you don't believe it?
Anonymous No.81668689 >>81668698
Walking to the shops mates. Wish me luck.
Although my office is 30c so I assume outside might actually be cooler given it doesnt have a work laptop pumping hot shit out constantly
Anonymous No.81668690
>>81668617
More about the mindset really, living peacefully, inner and outer peace.
Anonymous No.81668698 >>81668739
>>81668689
Office doesn't have AC? Fuckin hell mate.
Anonymous No.81668699 >>81668866
>>81668569
Literally just drinking everyday at this point yesterday said you weren't drinking then started drinking at night as usual. Why even bother saying it? Sad grim drunk
Anonymous No.81668709
>>81668673
Post some pictures de lad
Anonymous No.81668739
>>81668698
Not him but mine doesn't either. My office is a higgledy-piggedly room. Built 1815.
Anonymous No.81668805
Always find it interesting in these threads how posts can be made like gunfire, then there will be a general lull
Anonymous No.81668806 >>81668834 >>81668925
Just sent my mum a photo of my arsehole. I don't give a fuck. I've wanted to do it for years. Today is the day
Anonymous No.81668816 >>81668842
It hurts me deeply Jennifer Love Hewitt never did any nude scenes in her prime.
Anonymous No.81668822 >>81668849
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DEMOLISH SOME OLD RICKETY SHITBOX WITH NO AC, LEAD WINDOWS, NO LIFTS AND UGLY FACADES TO BUILD SOME NICE NEW MODERN OFFICES!!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BUILDING WAS MADE IN LE PAST?!
Anonymous No.81668834 >>81668850
>>81668806
She'll be pegging you by sundown, lad
Anonymous No.81668842 >>81668928
>>81668816
>in her prime.
What do you mean by that lad?
Anonymous No.81668849 >>81668862
>>81668822
Tis a major worldwide and popular museum lid
Anonymous No.81668850 >>81668868 >>81668869
>>81668834
She texted back "I'm really sorry for whatever I did to deserve this." Bit sad now. The initial high of doing it has worn off.
Anonymous No.81668862 >>81668919
>>81668849
Soon to give away everything of interest back to the savages we rescued them from before they are 'lost' forever.
Anonymous No.81668866
>>81668699
>Literally just drinking everyday at this point
our taxes hard at work
Anonymous No.81668868
>>81668850
Try sending her a video of it, might help.
Anonymous No.81668869
>>81668850
She'Il be pegging you by sundown, lad
Anonymous No.81668874 >>81668892 >>81668905
Fucking hell I feel grim. Just realised my mum is a human being and she's genuinely hurt, confused and blaming herself about this. I genuinely care about her lads, she's my mum, and I can't believe I've caused her pain and distress. It was a harmless fantasy when I was wanking about it, but now what I've done just feels disgusting, childish and cruel.
Anonymous No.81668892
>>81668874
>Fucking hell I feel grim. Just realised my mum is a human being and she's genuinely hurt, confused and blaming herself about this. I genuinely care about her lads, she's my mum, and I can't believe I've caused her pain and distress. It was a harmless fantasy when I was wanking about it, but now what I've done just feels disgusting, childish and cruel.
C'est la vie lad.
Anonymous No.81668893
Don't like heat, me. Nay sire
Anonymous No.81668905 >>81668920
>>81668874
There are many men who are their own brothers father anon.
She'll get over it.
Anonymous No.81668919
>>81668862
Nope, not that one. Did work there front of house during the pandemic though. The front of house staff were all cool dudes and dudettes. Management was as stuffy, pompous and full of wrinkly cunts, as you'd expect
Anonymous No.81668920
>>81668905
The bottom line is lad, I am a fundamentally broken person. Sending my mother a photo of my anus wasn't just a mistake. It has revealed who I truly am. Someone unworthy of love, respect and forgiveness. I haven't felt this bad since the Goyle audition.
Anonymous No.81668925
>>81668806
>Just sent my mum a photo of my arsehole.
Proof, little lad?
Anonymous No.81668928
>>81668842
I mean when she was a young lassie. Somewhere inbetween Party of Five and Ghost Whisperer.
Anonymous No.81668945
Lets pretend hours.
Anonymous No.81668950
i pissed on my mum when is was drunk once. not just like a little accident i proper whiped it out and supersoaked her
Anonymous No.81668962 >>81668966 >>81668968 >>81668997 >>81668998
I asked my stepdad to wank me off when I was blackout drunk once. Wouldn't talk to me for like a month afterwards
Anonymous No.81668966
>>81668962
>I asked my stepdad to wank me off
lmao thats some pornhub shit
Anonymous No.81668968
>>81668962
I actually did wank my stepdad off when I was drunk. I got out a newspaper, opened it to Page 3 (this is back when they had their tits out) and said "Just keep your eyes on the woman. Just keep your eyes on the lovely woman" while I was wanking him off
Anonymous No.81668977 >>81668985
Me? When my mum was asleep I stripped her naked, lubed up her hairy arse and spread them with a vice. I then used my shrinking potion on myself and my mining equipment and proceeded to climb in, set up camp and mine for poo nuggets.
Anonymous No.81668980 >>81668989
My step dad fucked me up the arse while my mum sat across the room telling me how proud she is
Anonymous No.81668985
>>81668977
should've been looking for the golden nuggets dee lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BToAZhcv60
Anonymous No.81668989 >>81669034
>>81668980
What exactly was she proud of lad? Did your mum masturbate while watching?
Anonymous No.81668996 >>81669012
wrong'uns the lot of you
Anonymous No.81668997
>>81668962
Lmao. Extremely doubt (hope) I haven't done anything like that but when you get blackout drunk you can never really know. It scary.
Anonymous No.81668998 >>81669019
>>81668962
>I asked my stepdad to wank me off when I was blackout drunk once. Wouldn't talk to me for like a month afterwards
How was the wank though?
Anonymous No.81669012
>>81668996
more like boring mongs in front of a screen all day everyday
Anonymous No.81669018 >>81669036
Heard Chika farted in his partner once when they were doing anal.
Anonymous No.81669019
>>81668998
He declined my proposition I believe
Anonymous No.81669023
I've just discovered that members of my family have commissioned a gravestone for my burial, designed just to humiliate me. The gravestone is shaped in the form of an anus, intended as a cruel mockery and act of profound disrespect towards me.
Anonymous No.81669032 >>81669088
Injected a lethal dose of morphine into my cock and then came up my dad's arse now he's dead.
Anonymous No.81669034 >>81669042
>>81668989
To be honest I'm recounting from something I heard which happened in Glasgow. The mum sat cross legged on the floor stroking her minge leaking all over the carpet while her son got his bussy popped open like a bottle cork. The thing is the mother is a well known anal queen herself so, while she probably had conflicted feelings, it was said she was very proud. That's my wee boy she said.
Anonymous No.81669036
>>81669018
Corr, tried to inflate him?
Anonymous No.81669042
>>81669034
Cross legged you say?
Anonymous No.81669047 >>81669051
I also once answered the door to the Dominos delivery driver with my cock out when blackout drunk. This is why I don't drink anymore by the way
Anonymous No.81669051 >>81669059
>>81669047
Are you bent or just a spicemaster?
Anonymous No.81669059 >>81669240
>>81669051
I'm bisexual laddy
Anonymous No.81669079
When I used to work in Tesco I would inject my cum into all the food Indian people frequented.
Anonymous No.81669085 >>81669095 >>81669098
Not easy rising up the ranks to chief nappymeister of the whole country.
Anonymous No.81669088
>>81669032
>walk into sons room
>ask him if hes winning his video game
>tell him i want him to give me his full attention as i have something important so ask
he gives me a lethal does of cock instead
Anonymous No.81669095
>>81669085
lad no think of the nappy rash
Anonymous No.81669098
>>81669085
It's a lot easier in a tiny country like Gibraltar
Anonymous No.81669101
Has TMAU hit the mainstream?
Anonymous No.81669126 >>81669137 >>81669194
Starting to not like ze hyperreality we do be living in.
>Zohran Mamdani
I now suddenly know who this person is. Despite it never possibly having any purpose in my life whatsoever. Thanks internet, very cool. Don't care. We are all so alone.
Anonymous No.81669137 >>81669158
>>81669126
Why is knowing things a problem to you?
Anonymous No.81669155 >>81669175
Fuck this heat. Can't stand it.
Anonymous No.81669158 >>81669171 >>81669195
>>81669137
It an observation on the absurdity and pointlessness of mass media channels in 2025. As you were x.
Anonymous No.81669171
>>81669158
Do you want the mass media to be explicitly tailored to your life and interests? Maybe just watch gay pornography instead lad.
Anonymous No.81669175
>>81669155
It's warmer in my room than outside m8
Anonymous No.81669194
>>81669126
>I now suddenly know who this person is
It's quite easy to avoid knowledge you dont want to know about on the internet.
I still have no fucking idea who most of the famous "influencers" or streamers are and it was remarkably easy.
Anonymous No.81669195
>>81669158
>pointlessness of mass media channels in 2025
Nobody's forcing you to watch lad.
Anonymous No.81669199
Is crossy the half arsed trannylite that minces about Renfrew?
Anonymous No.81669201
They call me the Wuxia king. I can jump 200 metres, do a spin and slice a man's cock off quicker than you can shit in your nappy.
Anonymous No.81669203 >>81669215 >>81669218 >>81669222 >>81669247
He is our Kanye West
Anonymous No.81669204
wish society would just absolutely collapse in of itself and turn into mad max, sick of the status quo, sick of working, paying tax, hate it. Dont care if I were to die violently be more interesting than this. Why tf is tax so high.
Anonymous No.81669215
>>81669203
Fucking love the lad. He's got a fan in me.
Anonymous No.81669218
>>81669203
cant support anyone who doesnt know how to wear trousers
Anonymous No.81669220 >>81669257
Is the UK really gonna ban 4chan lads?
Anonymous No.81669222 >>81669227 >>81669235
>>81669203
Am I supposed to know who this faggot is?
Anonymous No.81669227
>>81669222
don't you watch the news KEK?
Anonymous No.81669235
>>81669222
I didnt until recently. Only takes one "problematic comment" for your popularity to explode.
Anonymous No.81669240 >>81669263
>>81669059
How do you feel about being raped?
Anonymous No.81669247 >>81669259
>>81669203
I'd like muscles like that
Anonymous No.81669257 >>81669259
>>81669220
>Is the UK really gonna ban 4chan lads?
yes and hopefully really soon i can't wait
Anonymous No.81669259
>>81669247
He's DYEL

>>81669257
Based
Anonymous No.81669263
>>81669240
Would rather not be raped to be honest
Anonymous No.81669266
What's the point of Whistl when they usually just hand it over to Royal Mail?
Anonymous No.81669272 >>81669352
I'd like to be raped by a hot girl but not anyone else tbqh.
Not sexist or lookist just don't want it.
Anonymous No.81669275 >>81669278
Where will you spend 16 hours a day posting when 4chan gets banned?
Anonymous No.81669278 >>81669283
>>81669275
The site formally known as twitter is the most chuddy and least censored.
Anonymous No.81669280 >>81669307
Why do boomers restlessly dote over home renovations as if they were a hen guarding their eggnibbas. It's weird AF.
Anonymous No.81669282
Still makes me laugh that one lad who made such a fuss about being "raped" by Asia Argento.
Anonymous No.81669283 >>81669296
>>81669278
You like extremely cringe boomers, do you?
Anonymous No.81669296 >>81669305
>>81669283
Is "x" known for boomers particularly? In any case probably better than trans central over here.
Anonymous No.81669305
>>81669296
Yeah you never been on there? It's literally people in their 50s and 60s having a 24/7 long running culture war argument, with little else going on. It's deeply, deeply boring.
Anonymous No.81669307 >>81669342 >>81669372
>>81669280
Me and you Cheeka.

Also, millenials are just as bad. They all pose outside their "forever home" (a pop up newbuild with astroturf and a shared drive). Loads of them have Instagram pages for their house with updates as well.

If they happen to buy an old one they do the same thing but rip every bit of character out and raid B&M for grey furniture and paint
Anonymous No.81669310 >>81669319
Why is Chika a whiny faggot?
Anonymous No.81669319
>>81669310
You'd be whining too if you had a cock up your arse 16 hours a day.
Anonymous No.81669320 >>81669336 >>81669347 >>81669981
-NEW-

Low trust society humilation ritual just dropped, Sainsburys now have the checkout staff carrying bags instead of having them out to grab yourself because people were stealing them, you have to beg them for a bag and have them watch you scan it
Anonymous No.81669336 >>81669366
>>81669320
I notice the wagies watch me closely with the bags so I just bring my own, cunts. Should be free, I remember when they were but noooooo everything has to cost something
Anonymous No.81669337 >>81669346
Might take a second cold shower
Anonymous No.81669342 >>81669367
>>81669307
Tbh half the time when I say boomer I mean rather spiritually speaking. And the other half I specifically mean my parents.

You know it's like they had a family, realised they had to grow up and provide etc. All good. Then they grow up and oh now it's time to recapture their youth and "have fun". Why does this mean spending massive amounts of money on pointless rubbish that will not satisfy them. There is no material solution to a spiritual problem innit.
Anonymous No.81669346
>>81669337
Mark could have been a Roman Emperor.
Anonymous No.81669347
>>81669320
Soon large supermarkets will just be delivery-only to stop the cultural enrichment from customers.
Maybe they'll do something like Amazon Fresh shops that will only let you in (or out) if you have an Amazon account they can charge - whichever cheaper for them I suppose. Maybe both.
Anonymous No.81669352
>>81669272
When I was proper schizophrenic and delusional for the first time, I was raped by a woman I was in the psych ward with. She got on top of me when I was laying in bed and she started to hump my leg and lick my ear and whispering nonsense at me, her name was Sarah if I recall correctly. I thought it was just an actor at the time trying to coax information out of me but I now realise it was just another random mentally ill person doing that to me. Didn't really bother me that much so I guess it's okay. Not traumatized or anything
Anonymous No.81669365
Why are HAPAs so hot?
Anonymous No.81669366 >>81669374
>>81669336
Only thing I've ever stolen (except for 1000s of pounds of pirated media and a load of cake bars from my old school's cafeteria) was some plastic bags when they first started charging for them.
Justified tbqh.
Anonymous No.81669367 >>81669384
>>81669342
Just mid loife crisisbergs innit. Its like those sad middle aged middle england wankers stood at Glastonbury acting like A level politics students.

I mean every agegroup has their copes for life, younger couples obsess over """travel""" and shit.

I suppose theres a certain subclass of bored boomers who have nothing to do after their kids leave for uni/work or w/e so have an ephinany "I will build a conservatory extension"
Anonymous No.81669372
>>81669307
>Also, millenials are just as bad. They all pose outside their "forever home" (a pop up newbuild with astroturf and a shared drive). Loads of them have Instagram pages for their house with updates as well.
I earnestly wish I could be happy like this and I could just Deanomaxx. They're noble savages in my view.
Anonymous No.81669374
>>81669366
should be fucking free, bloody cost of living and high taxes. This is why I steal fruit now, its just not rite how little my wage stretches.
Anonymous No.81669383
The vast majority of Portuguese ladies have exceedingly hairy arseholes.
Anonymous No.81669384 >>81669398 >>81669404
>>81669367
Insneed yeah. It just never ends. All the stupid drinking too. Honestly it's terrible to witness I think they're going senile. Don't think I can do anything about it, I've never been taken seriously in my family.
Anonymous No.81669398 >>81669537
>>81669384
"Pub Gardens" is the latest obsession with them.
Anonymous No.81669404 >>81669717
>>81669384
They rejected you for being a poof. Same thing happened with Footlad and his dad.
Anonymous No.81669428 >>81669459 >>81669460
absolutely sick of it lads
Anonymous No.81669459 >>81669470 >>81669497 >>81669549
>>81669428
Not defending all the tax rises in general, but cash ISAs are a meme anyway desu.
If you really want cash you can just buy a MMF in a stocks and shares ISA to directly get the BoE rate which will be higher than a cash ISA rate, or buy low-coupon bonds in any kind of account.
Anonymous No.81669460 >>81669470
>>81669428
She does anal
Anonymous No.81669470
>>81669459
>>81669460
The duality of /britfeel/
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81669474 >>81669479 >>81669488 >>81669489 >>81669492
Having some scrambled egg sandwiches then off t' local for a few evening jars.
Anonymous No.81669479
>>81669474
gwarn the weehive?
Anonymous No.81669488 >>81669524
>>81669474
> scrambled egg sandwiches
wtf
Anonymous No.81669489
>>81669474
>off t' local for a few evening jars
Anonymous No.81669492 >>81669524
>>81669474
>scrambled egg sandwiches
Bleak. Why not scrambled egg on toast?
Anonymous No.81669497 >>81669512
>>81669459
Cash ISA are no risk?
Anonymous No.81669499
gwarn' de weehive
oh aye oh aye

gwarn' de weehive
oh aye oh aye

fer a few jars
Anonymous No.81669501 >>81669518
Sad to see Welperlid is a full blown alkie now
Anonymous No.81669512 >>81669523
>>81669497
If you want cash savings (i.e. fairly short term), then you should follow one of my two other suggestions to actually get the risk-free rate you deserve rather than the shit you're given in cash ISAs. It's also possible that you don't really want cash (longer term).
Anonymous No.81669518
>>81669501
Following in the steps of his hero makaveli
Anonymous No.81669523 >>81669549
>>81669512
>, then you should follow one of my two other suggestions
which is?
Anonymous No.81669524
>>81669488
>>81669492
Nigerian speciality dish.
Anonymous No.81669529
Dossers unite
Anonymous No.81669537 >>81669552 >>81669597
>>81669398
"Pub gardens" with a giant wall placed in the middle for no reason at all. Maybe Dave and his wife will come round once a week while I bore their faces off talking about building this shit and my plans to add an extension for the kitchen (that we don't cook in, because we spend all our food budget on takeaways, restaurants and alcohol)
Anonymous No.81669549 >>81669577
>>81669523
See >>81669459
>If you really want cash you can just buy a MMF in a stocks and shares ISA to directly get the BoE rate which will be higher than a cash ISA rate, or buy low-coupon bonds in any kind of account.
Anonymous No.81669552 >>81669568 >>81669569
>>81669537
Dead catberg
Anonymous No.81669568
>>81669552
Just sleeping
Anonymous No.81669569
>>81669552
Maybe if the garden had some actual grass and shit to attract birds, it wouldn't have poisoned itself eating plastic "grass".
Anonymous No.81669577 >>81669590
>>81669549
cash isa a low risk, stocks is not...
Anonymous No.81669583
Love Island has a lot to answer for with Deanos and their tolerance of shit gardens.
Anonymous No.81669590
>>81669577
>just buy a MMF in a stocks and shares ISA
At least ask ChatGPT what a MMF is. You can hold things other than literal stocks in a stocks and shares ISA.
Anonymous No.81669597 >>81669602 >>81669621
>>81669537
Was able to locate an exact address from this lad. Might want to delete.
Anonymous No.81669602
>>81669597
>might want to delete
Why?
Anonymous No.81669605 >>81669620 >>81669635 >>81669642 >>81669706
All you mongs do is moan about shit that has no impact on your life whatsoever.
Anonymous No.81669620
>>81669605
>BUT HOW DOES THIS AFFECT LE YOU!
Anonymous No.81669621
>>81669597
Highly doubt that lad.
Anonymous No.81669635
>>81669605
Bit like what you're doing right now
Anonymous No.81669642
>>81669605
Ebin, Febreze lad and Ruthmong are the main culprits.
Anonymous No.81669706 >>81669751
>>81669605
alright would you rather i moan about my crippling depression and self loathing instead?
Anonymous No.81669717
>>81669404
Eh, not entirely. It complicated.
Anonymous No.81669720
Would SSM be alive if the germans had won the war?
Anonymous No.81669741 >>81669750 >>81669844
saved another grand this month mates
Anonymous No.81669750
>>81669741
Should be taxed to pay for SSM and Nicole's bennies.
Anonymous No.81669751
>>81669706
he'd probably complain about that too. Sad mong doesn't like people talking about things that don't involve him, that he can very easily ignore. Main character syndrome
Anonymous No.81669787
Once i was a womfy lad like you, but then i took a heatwave to the knee. Phwoar
Anonymous No.81669816
Got two fans blowing on me and I'm still hot. Fuck sake
Anonymous No.81669844 >>81669910
>>81669741
Got anything in mind for it? Or just rainy day money?
Anonymous No.81669846 >>81670038
Completely naked in my smelly boxroom, gooch and arsecrack juices soaking into the office chair that's barely able to hold my weight, eating ice cream and vaping
Anonymous No.81669852
It's only a bit of heat, we're made of tough stuff us yookayish.
Anonymous No.81669862 >>81669929
All when and good Reform winning, but can you imagine how awful the 'deportation machine' will be? Will cost us billions while Farage and Lowe give all the contracts to their mates (because they're Tories in a different shade of blue). Too much red tape, and results will be subpar.

Prove me wrong
Anonymous No.81669868 >>81670840
The Rise of Fascism in the UK
Anonymous No.81669910 >>81669957
>>81669844
Honestly usually boring shit. I save it or throw it at the mortgage.
Been eyeing up a few little bits for the house though. I also have my own vice like DVDlad it can always go on.
Anonymous No.81669929
>>81669862
I don't think anyone with sense expects Reform to be "amazing" but everyone is just so fucking sick of nothing ever changing or getting gradually worse.
It's similar to Trump where people are voting more for "I want change" over that party/person specifically.

Reform will get one or two terms in before I suspect people will want to go back to the Tories.
Anonymous No.81669935
masturbating to house music
Anonymous No.81669942
masturbating to Burzum
Anonymous No.81669944
wanking to drum and bass
Anonymous No.81669947
>>81667787
The real issue with Rotherham is a lot deeper than just 'pakis', although that clearly is part of the issue too.

Why specifically Rotherham? That town never really had a massive muslim population compared to the likes of Bradford/Luton etc, those towns also had paki grooming gangs, but Rotherham is an extreme case where like 10% of the entire fucking town was nonced. Bear in mind too that a lot of the Rotherham girls were traffiked TO paki towns like Bradford and Dewsbury.

There was a massive national scandel in the 1920s about Child sex slavery in Rotherham long before there were any pakis about
Anonymous No.81669957 >>81669974
>>81669910
Lol you sound exactly like me. Try to overpay a bit of the mortgage every year in-between saving some as well
Anonymous No.81669960 >>81670355
>>81668598
Made me chuckle but I posted my pay slip the other day
Anonymous No.81669962
Quite enjoying this Chinese dramaberg in particular.
Anonymous No.81669974 >>81670014
>>81669957
Honestly I can't complain. Only had it a year and got a good chunk out of it already. Also lucky I saved for fucking ages so my mortgage is smaller than the average (I assume) despite being foreveralone.
I basically wait for my bank account to reach a nice round number, then I split up a chunk of it into savings and the mortgage.

Anything else can go on dumb purchases I don't actually need to make.
Anonymous No.81669979 >>81670008
My black metal? Atmospheric.
Anonymous No.81669981
>>81669320
I used that have that years ago, but now they are all available
Anonymous No.81670001
Black metal? Like Skindred?
Anonymous No.81670008
>>81669979
This but unironically, as is evidenced.
Anonymous No.81670014 >>81670070
>>81669974
Saving for longer is the smart play. The amount you save in the long run by paying more outright and overpaying is no joke. Sounds like you have it comfy desu
Anonymous No.81670017
taking a shit on (redacteds) gary glitter record and making her eat it with a teaspoon
Anonymous No.81670031
Me? Just travelled back in time to see the Lighthouse of Alexandria. It was a bit naff.
Anonymous No.81670038 >>81670046
>>81669846
too much info there greg
Anonymous No.81670046 >>81670056
>>81670038
>vaping
come on lad, just had a shower anyway so I'm fresh
Anonymous No.81670049
Was hot throughout the day here but it's pretty cool now. Not even got the fan on.
Anonymous No.81670056
>>81670046
ahh sorry, i thought it said gaping
fair play
Anonymous No.81670057
Lift Your Skinny Fists like Antennas to Heaven!
Anonymous No.81670065
>tfw No friends but the mountains
Anonymous No.81670070 >>81670088 >>81670116
>>81670014
What I lack in love and fulfilment I make up for with comfiness and financial stability
Anonymous No.81670078 >>81670098 >>81670396
Explosions in the Sky or Mogwai?
Anonymous No.81670085
I refuse to believe the Great Pyramid of Giza is over 4000 years old and still standing.
Anonymous No.81670088 >>81670112
>>81670070
You can always work towards the former too.
Anonymous No.81670094 >>81670132
Odd to think how visiting the Malverns was on my bucket list for 15 years, and now I go basically twice a week.
Anonymous No.81670098
>>81670078
Not really a fan of The Jungle Book.
Anonymous No.81670112 >>81670116 >>81670148
>>81670088
Gone past that point really.
Anonymous No.81670116 >>81670155
>>81670070
>What I lack in love and fulfilment
>>81670112
>Gone past that point really.
Anonymous No.81670117 >>81670163
there are no good people in this world
Anonymous No.81670132 >>81670145
>>81670094
You were a nonce 15 years ago and youre a nonce now
Anonymous No.81670140
When I was 13 I kissed a 12 year old. What's the statue of illuminations?
Anonymous No.81670145 >>81670171
>>81670132
I was a child myself 15 years ago
Anonymous No.81670148 >>81670166 >>81670193
>>81670112
Hope for the best even if you expect the worse
Anonymous No.81670155
>>81670116
There's a reason I'm drinking on a monday mate.
But hey, at least I got the money to afford it right? R...right?
Anonymous No.81670163 >>81670174
>>81670117
Smirnoffbro was the last good guy
Anonymous No.81670166
>>81670148
I used to do that plenty. It's not entirely out of nowhere that I now expect the worst constantly instead.
Anonymous No.81670171
>>81670145
Eva6 was a child when covid started
Anonymous No.81670174
>>81670163
i dont know anything about him so i'll take your word for it
Anonymous No.81670193 >>81670212
>>81670148
Hoping leads to much more disappointment than coping
Anonymous No.81670194 >>81670201 >>81670445
I love my fren Crossy desu x
Anonymous No.81670201 >>81670236 >>81670445
>>81670194
gone off him after THAT photo
Anonymous No.81670205 >>81670213
this country is pure poverty, what's the point in being skilled at something when everything pays minimum wage?
can barely even live on minimum wage
Anonymous No.81670212 >>81670227
>>81670193
not him but what about hating
Anonymous No.81670213
>>81670205
Skilled jobs don't pay minimum wage ya fuckwit
Anonymous No.81670224 >>81670249 >>81670296 >>81670479
reached a point in life now when i can't even be arsed wanking
this is it isn't it lads? the beginning of the end
Anonymous No.81670227
>>81670212
hating can feel really good
Anonymous No.81670236
>>81670201
I hope they don't repost it...
Anonymous No.81670249
>>81670224
you've got 30 more years of decay yet
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81670281
Sweating my cunt off here my liiiids sat downstairs with the industrial floor fan on, curtains closed, windows shut. Still not enough. Might get one of those ice packs in the fridge and put it between my wollocks. Oh aye.
Anonymous No.81670293
don't ask me if this line is about you
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81670296
>>81670224
Yes lid you get to the point in your depression that wanking feels like a chore or you are doing it out of habit. Im lucky to crank one out once a week now.
Anonymous No.81670306
When masturbation's Iost it's fun, you're fucking lazy.
Anonymous No.81670308 >>81670322
Semen retention, no coffee and no weed.
Let's see if I feel any better
Anonymous No.81670315
>red telephone cut
It's over
Anonymous No.81670317
i will always be nicer to the cat than i am to (You)
Anonymous No.81670318 >>81670338 >>81670351
wanking hard or hardly wanking
Anonymous No.81670320
sweaty fat man
Anonymous No.81670322 >>81670513
>>81670308
why no coffee
Anonymous No.81670338
>>81670318
You don't need to be a wanker to work here, but it helps.
Anonymous No.81670339
don't ask me if this line is for you
Anonymous No.81670351
>>81670318
Spacker mouse mat.
Anonymous No.81670352
if you expect me to outrageous i will be extra outrageous
Anonymous No.81670355
>>81669960
Glad you appreciated it Shippy- I was deathly worried that I wasn't going to get a (you) then.
Anonymous No.81670358 >>81670361
Its too hot to wank
Anonymous No.81670361
>>81670358
Wanking right now mate so that doesn't check out.
Anonymous No.81670364
fuck this im going for a walk
Anonymous No.81670371 >>81670382 >>81670404
Sipping a whiteclaw black cherry hard seltzer whilst my salmon fillet bakes in the oven. Oh aye.
Anonymous No.81670375 >>81670399
Off to play some slots, will try to record my session
Anonymous No.81670378
New thread for 40p anxiety lad

>>81670373
>>81670373

>>81670373
>>81670373
Anonymous No.81670379
dubs and i post boobs
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81670380 >>81670401
Got some seeds for my bird pals.Myonly friends in my time of need.x
Anonymous No.81670382 >>81670405
>>81670371
I had salmon too lad
Poshcunts rise up
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81670396
>>81670078
When I did my work experience @ rhe concert halls the security guard was thingys cousin from mogwai. The bald 1
Anonymous No.81670399
>>81670375
post link here if so
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81670401 >>81670420
>>81670380
Next door neighbour gave me a tomato plant I planted it before and gave it some miracle grow. Some little green aphid cunt is spawn camping the tomato so I crushed the little bastard. Cant even have an organically grown tomato in this day and age. Not right!
Anonymous No.81670404
>>81670371
Cheap lidl cider, iceland chicken tendies, lidl halloumi fries, pregab, There's BBQ sauce as well.
I don't have a suitable image to attach to muh post.
Anonymous No.81670405
>>81670382
They don't call me ponce for nothing
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81670420
>>81670401
Yea they are quite bad for plants.It sad
Anonymous No.81670426
anxiety lad says jump
britfeel says how high
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81670438
Well ill have my whinge in this old fred n then its quite fair that nobody can complain about it
Am so tired n drained bc i stayed up until 8 in the morning again
Painfully need a cuddle
My toes r numb from walking too much
My mammy deserve peace from me
Am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fxing stressed about a family event thats coming up soon
Not gna go on about it but its not good
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81670445
>>81670194
Am rly not anything special to say that about but thanks anyway
>>81670201
Some random pic footmong got from another r9k thread,as 2 seconds of research jst now revealed
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81670454 >>81670474 >>81670481
NEed to stop washing my hands 50 times a day
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81670474
>>81670454
It will dry your hands out mate. Will make the skin on your hands look like old leather.
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81670479
>>81670224
Ave been like this since my early 20s bc of my pills
But sometimes bc am on about a weekly routine now
Its been months before i never touched my pp
I would say about a weekly or fortnightly schedule now
A lot of times i think during the day it would be cracking to do it at night time but i jst dont bother
But sometimes for some reason after that week or so the org*sm is just a normal one
Nd then sometimes like other night you can really feel how its been repressed Nd its really like a multiple org*sm that comes in waves nd when i think its about to end it jst keeps going.It nice
Anonymous No.81670481 >>81670531
>>81670454
skip washing the back of your hand unless necessary, i started doing that because mine were getting super dry and flaky
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81670501 >>81670534
Gna have a wee lie down x not feeling good today x
Anonymous No.81670513 >>81670531
>>81670322
I think it's making me jittery and frantic
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81670531
>>81670481
Thats a interesting idea.Id like to psychologically not see the need to wash my hands after touching every little thing.Or use antibac wipes or something instead.Doesnt feel as cleansing as soap tho.Its quite bad now.I wake up sometimes n my hands feel stiff jst from being caked in soap all day.I use a hand cream every night as am falling asleep.But then i wake up n start on the Cussons again.I thought just from a guess that bar soap would be less bad but the interent says its possibly worse.Its pretty retarded.
>>81670513
Coffee is shite imo,i quit 2 yrs ago
Anonymous No.81670534 >>81670567
>>81670501
Have a nice drink as well. Nice and cool, some squash, it's better than pop.
Anonymous No.81670554
I bet Ruth hasn't even told her dad.
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81670567 >>81670594
>>81670534
Vimto squash my fav xx ave got sparkling water as well. Oh yesh.x
Anonymous No.81670594
>>81670567
I like the orange version they did. Passionfruit and other things maybe?
Anonymous No.81670603 >>81670767 >>81670834
crossy don't stress so much over the family event
just prepare some random answers about your occupation that will shut them up quick. you'll be fine, lad.
Anonymous No.81670719 >>81670834
just filled out my PIP form, lads. depressing stuff. wasn't sure how honest to be about drugs.

>mixing with other people
yeah, don't go outside, mate.
Anonymous No.81670767
>>81670603
Yeah crossy just tell them you spend 16 hours a day in a british-themed general on an anonymous anime/incel forum
Anonymous No.81670834 >>81670898
>>81670603
xx
>>81670719
I was honest about it before if its relevant.I did when i was on diazepam script nd buprenorphine script.It feels weird but it dint do me any harm.I dont think id write it if its not properly relevant to health though.It just was at that time.I wrote this.Opioid use disorder, or substance abuse disorder or something like that.Thats what i was seeing these ppl for at the time the nurse n the psychiatrist.Then once i was off those scripts i wouldnt write that anymore.If that make sense.
Anonymous No.81670840
>>81669868
As opposed to communism? Can you blame anybody?
Anonymous No.81670882
Fuck the sun
Fuck summer
Fuck normies
Fuck autism
Fuck the government
Anonymous No.81670898
>>81670834
you're in the wrong thread de lad x
Anonymous No.81670903 >>81670925
Chia seeds n flax seeds for my bird pals.They deserve th best.Fro keeping me company all night.Primarily am thinking about pigeons n seagulls bc theyre maligned n hated in society just like me when theyre jst living their wee life.But any other birds is ok too.x
Anonymous No.81670925
>>81670903
Crossy m8 over here de lad

>>81670373

>>81670373
>>81670373

>>81670373
>>81670373

>>81670373
>>81670373