>>76488414
>see 10/10 pale alt girl with perfect body
>she has weird black belts on her thighs
>I lol and call them heroin belts
Worked for me. Turned out we had a lot in common so we instantly clicked. God I love her

>>213616272
>i'm not adding time to my sentence just because you want to act like a fucking nigger
>guards come get me I'm ready to snitch
>enjoy the rest of my stay
>get released with top marks
Enjoy your demerits and dunce caps you fucking troons

>>213520454
They are tainted by the rest of you

>>76425243
kek
I used to do this, sorta turned into a Feeder for a while

I never buy slop but my mom buys a lot for me even after begging her not to and lying about having the Beetus because
> haha anon but I thought you really like to eat this? Whats wrong?
at first I used to "offer" the stuff to her (acting like I was also going to eat some of it too) but that doesn't cut it anymore ... also she has become bretty fat (not entirely my fault tough) so now I just throw it into the trash ... but in my cuckcuntry they now started searching the waste for improper waste seperation so idk what to do next (I can not just simply throw it all into the organic waste btw. because then she will notice)

>>510950950
i originally reposted it here 9 hours ago, no big deal

Gdkp is dead and boosting/botting is next on the menu

>>509551844
you should call them instead and do this
>you: what’s got a little dick and hangs upside down?
>her:…a bat?
>you: right, now what’s got a big dick and hangs up?
then before she can answer you end the call, works every time

>>509423696
Does this face look bothered

best not joke about the mafia then, kiddo

>>509197720
>povel

>>81667552
They were banging on about it being 34c all weekend but it only turned out to be abother 30c day afterall. Shame.

>>508444150
same with ‘two more weeks’, began as a lefty j6 taunt but wound up culturally appropriated

>>211832271
>>211832277
>>211832278
yeahööö

>>81515345

Just beat the robot boss on level 1. Easy peasy. Not looking forward to that construction yard level though, always struggled on that one back in the day.

>>507623662
I don't use r*ddit

>>507189044
That's crouton to you chuddite