Bamburgh Castle edition

Showed my mum a photo of Shippy. She couldn't believe it.

See, this is why Mark can't get a job. He would've worked all his life if it weren't for Raj's unconscious bias against people who turn up late dressed like slobs and stinking of fish and shit. It not right.

Look, if your barista is always late and looks like a homeless person, well sorry but there's just not reason why they shouldn't be given the job if they can make lattes just like anyone else. It wouldn't put customers off or anything.

>>81744592 (OP)
Could be repurposed as migrant accommodation

I've been to that castle

>>81744592 (OP)
>>81744600

its tiring, the other day I had to do mandatory E learning over how to correctly sit at a chair with a laptop, it was literally pages upon pages and there were 3 mini quizes and a 25 minute long assessment at the end. First saw the windrush department on an email and I just sat looking at it for a good two minutes. I have to send some fucking megan a list of all the e learning ive done over the months and I fucking cant be arsed, there has been so much of it and it has all been pointless. One which was 2 hours long was on diversity.

>>81744616
Cannot imagine being late for an interview, I would just write off my hopes of the job if I was late.
Never realised I was being discriminated against.

>>81744624
I've actually been offered jobs where I was late to the interview.

>>81744621
But you still did it
Good goy

"Dasha, you forgot to attach the gigachad image"

PREGAB TIME!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vStjmYxetY0

>>81744621
Love skipping through them without reading a single thing and using the allocated time to do nothing. Corrrr. Until stuff like this is banished, we simply live in hell. It not lush.

>>81744629
You must be a right charming lad

>>81744650
Just got a good CV I think lad.

Hope the bank approves my loan. Unlikely I suppose but PayPal Credit have fucked me over with how they handle repayments. Didn't know they weren't considered a proper credit card. Can't even do a balance transfer with the cunts.

>>81744616
I guess the answer is first impression bias?

If I was recruiting someone then I'd want them to be on time and presentable, but I don't think those are the only factors. A person might have a genuine excuse for being late/unkempt. E.g. their train was late. I guess you'd have to use your judgement to try and tell if they're lying or not.

>>81744621
reassuring that this is someone's job, at least.

like fuck man everyone draws the line somewhere. terms change, even some self-identifying terms are fine. you prefer "wheelchair user" to "in/confined to a wheelchair"? fine.

gets weird when people overreach on behalf of others. or go out of their way to INVENT problems. i know people see it as sinister but it cracks me up.

>>81744667
if it comes to it you could do a seaside mark and take a trip to CEX

I've got six of these fucking mandatory E learning courses to do. Such a fucking joke of a ballache.

>>81744632
actually I watched blue planet and speed clicked through it

>>81744682
youre in the civil service arent you

>>81744682
>E learning
why? what are these for?

>>81744667
me, waiting until the default notice appears over an unpaid water bill (which the company agreed was bullshit and wrote off reee).

i can add a notice explaining it, but might as well just wait for it to expire. THEN i'm getting a credit card, THEN i'm paying it off ASAP. we all levelling up our credit rating in life.

>>81744682
i wish you well lad but besides "how to send emails" stuff what could these even be? hope you can see the funny side if it's all diversity & inclusion waffle.

>>81744667
Quite fancy a cheeky loan myself
Daddy needs a year off work ;)

>>81744694
My Credit Score is 999 it's just being unemployed/homemaker that fucks me over on these things.
PayPal Credit I was paying off fine but then I did a big purchase on installments over two years and so when I went to make my payment, they took it off the installments INSTEAD of the earliest purchase which I was paying off. Therefore, the interest is going to kick in to the things I had planned to pay off leaving me fucked.
Very predatory if you ask me.

>>81744688
Nope, this is a straight up privately run for-profit company. It's just that the government makes all this shit a legal requirement for regulatory compliance.

>>81744693
You know those old flash website games where you sort of click through a story and there are little animations and shit? Like that except it's trying to program you into being a gay eunuch office drone.

>>81744703
The list is:
>unconscious bias
>preventing bribery in business
>fire safety procedures
>Martyn's law for venues
>dignity at work
>GDPR essentials

>>81744726
>>Martyn's law for venues
>>dignity at work
QRD on these?

Geordie bussy

>>81744726
damn, im in the civil service and this is comparable to my e learning, tf is the private and public sector doin, they just create non jobs, there is literally no point

>>81744750
arite m8
eyes off me arse

Aced the first part lads! Now I just have to learn how to manage my microbehaviours. No more wanking in my cubicle or some other such tyranny I bet...

>>81744750
Febreze only

>>81744763
it would be more like "areet"

>>81744726
>You know those old flash website games where you sort of click through a story and there are little animations and shit? Like that except it's trying to program you into being a gay eunuch office drone.
dear god it is just that, isn't it

how did we get here?

Remember I used to play a lot of old flash porn games. There was a top down one which was good.

>>81744788
>how did we get here?
NTA but, because you didn't toe the line, goyim.

I hate the office, why do I have to do 60% in the office when I literally sit there more distracted and on the same laptop I use at home? its so fucking pointless. I just leave early and jib my sheet at this stage, turn up 20 minutes late, leave an hour early. Fucking gay.

>tfw still haven't got a handle on my microbehaviours

>>81744805
I used to, sometimes I still occasionally do. Not sure why I liked them so much.

>>81744805
I'd be upset if I bought a porn game, and it wasn't top down, if you know what I mean.
If you don't know what I mean, you did an unintended (or intended) pun. Porn, top down, tits out, and that.

>>81744777
Literally in Whitley Bay mate I don't need you critiquing my accent

>>81744827
youve got to learn to not use slurs irl anon and to stop saying ''phoarrr'' when you see an attractive woman in the office space.

for me it's Stick RPG Complete.

Me? Ray.

>>81744840
NTA but, it's phwoar. It just sounds like four, and if you shout that at a woman she'd thinking you were a golfer, rather than trying to court her.

>mate
but Geordies say 'marra'
it's one of the top 5 Geordie words every Geordie knows.

>>81744848
>Stick RPG
memories !!

>>81744839
Most Geordies make the ee sound not the ie sound. This isn't debatable.

Taking out a pre-approved 56% interest loan to pay off your gambling debts.

I type out posts sometimes then think if I actually hit post I might have the plod monitor me for the things I say, bit annoying really.

Ppl have suggested why even care about getting an early night so much if I dnt have a job its primarily stuff like this,,it makes you very unreliable when mkst kf humanity runs on an opposite schedule so if my mam calls me when she's at work I would be awake etc. However if I was a bachelor nd didn't live with mum.anymore I wouldn't give a shite probably I guess I still can't help myself sleeping until the evenings lately anyhow it cant be helped when your spirit animal is felis catus

>>81744860
Literally nobody says this. Unsure if that's just because the dialect is dying or if that's more of a Sunlun, Middulsbruh thing though. Frankly most regional dialects are incredibly neutered these days and attempts to imitate them from people not from the area end up sounding cringe and antiquated. Corrrr it sad what TV has done.

>>81744879
The way I see it as a fellow dosser is you have to be seen to at least be pretending to be semi functional and awake during the day in case of emergencies and to do some reasonable housework as well as not waking people up at night.

It's funny that insane leftist progressives from tumblr a decade ago have functionally more impact on our day-to-day lives than most MPs do.

>>81744873
try tor, im sure thee are forums on there where you can talk freely

>>81744886
marra is very working class now, hardly hear it myself as I am a fancy lad

"What?! I said he's quite intelligent..."

>>81744891
Yeah that's exactly right x

working my way up from nothing, me. i'll either run this town, or idly walk into a car trying.

>>81744903
nah those are pozzed, I work with PNCs so ive been told all about that shit, whole things full of plod. Its just shite really, only harmless off hand joke comments but I saw one the other day on the system where someone had joked about bombing somewhere and now hes been set under investigation, you really cant say whatever on the internet. Bloody no fun allowed police state.

It's very trite and banal to point out, but it really is like 95% BAME, women and women BAMEs in all the pics too.

It's all so tiring...

>>81744886
so you're not going to Marrapalooza this year?

>>81744892
We need to go back to the pre normal ppl having email addresses world of 2009 nd set a different course, for example Steve jobs gets aids 10 yrs earlier

>>81744943
I don't even understand this question or it's reference. So no.

Okay logging off now so no more gay E learning module posting. Might do some more tomorrow when I pick up the rest of it.

honestly i catch/stop myself saying 'marra' because i know people are more likely to get peeved by a 'Mackem' word (more Pitmatic for me but whatever) than by some posh southerner's entire dialect.

'mate' does sound like some London/student word though.

I wonder if I didnt go no contact wiv my dad in 09 would the workd have stayed normal, would LHC get cancelled in that butterfly arrangement

>>81744974
>would LHC get cancelled in that butterfly arrangement
did he work at CERN?

eva6 what if you were the one who cleaned the kitchen? so that you can then use it to cook/prepare food?

eating sashimi from eva's pink bubblegum butt

I'm fucking raging, UCwankers.

If you laid it out like a visual novel the majority of choices ave made in life have been the BAD END choices its not even close, if anything it would be more smarter 2 start doing the opposite of whatever i think i should do

>>81745002
Lol no but who knows how things could have ended up different

today av ad
>sushi
>nuts
>sirloin
>sweet potato
>broccoli
>an orange

dunno whats for supper, perhaps skyr

>>81745113
Today I've had
>twiglets
>cornichons
>cold sausages
>3 cans of lager

cheers

>>81745127
cor, what kind of lager?

Drivel is going so fast today I can't keep up with it all

>>81745082
can't blame yourself, lad. if he was a CERN engineer then yeah you should have stopped him.
if he ate a burger that delayed the McDonald's worker serving a solicitor who managed a sweet shop's funds that were funnelled into a Swiss bank account that paid the wages of a scientist at CERN... then you're not morally complicit, IMO.

today i've had
>three calorie bars
>TWO poos

>>81745113
I had 2 crumpets and a granny smith apple that tasted of nothing (remember when fruit had taste? I remember)

steak and rice for dinner when I cba

Today ive had a salad sandwich (lettuce, tomato, cucumber and mayonnaise) and a coffee. Thats it.

apples are mostly water and taste of fuck all.

banbury bois bumsex bonanza

>>81745209
Granny Smith? Lad thats the most boring apple of them all. At least have a jazz or a pink lady.

Crossy a few days ago had a divine message and nobody hardly cared. Not right.

>>81745245
Pink lady is the best apple. Not even close desu

>>81745265
how come crossy and eva get to post about boring drivel and expect replies but when I do I receive nothing? britfeel inequality cos no one wants to fuck me

>>81745265
all of his posts are divine messages

>>81744682
I got a few to do too. They're usually Mimecast videos with a guy that looks like the Dude. Yours the same?

>>81745277
>but when I do I receive nothing?
Get a trip, lad

>>81745277
Might be something to do with tripfagging. It brings mostly unwanted/negative sometimes.

i have ocd

obsessive cumming disorder

>>81745265
just wait until he looks at his street photo again, and notices the chewing gum on the pavement forms a secret code from God.

right, now thats established I want some (yous). I am now going to clean my plate and pan as ive just eaten my din dins, then I will shave and have a shower because the endless taxcattle slavery never ends. You can pretend I have a vagina if it makes you more likely to reply to me.

>>81745285
You might be right about that one lid. Thats why he speaks in riddles like Jesus did. He wants you to think about what hes saying instead of the meaning behind the message being simply handed to you.

>>81745060
>start doing the opposite of whatever i think i should do
It's a Seinfeld episode

classic NW post, that.

>>81745149
Mahou- it is lush lush lush

>tfw, pregab kicked in as I was hobbling back from the shop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Fpjwctqlw

>>81745332
Hello name wanker. Here is a (you)

>>81745245
when you get a good granny smith, it's not boring at all. It's lovely, sweet and juicy

Golden and Red """delicious""" are the worst.

every group has some kind of explicit hierarchy or a pecking order that naturally comes about.

me? i blend in and pull the strings from the shadows. all the top /britfeel/ names are STILL acting exactly according to my mid-term plan.

>>81745333
Kek, I have walked through that dockyard behind the monkey

>>81745332
post hair or din dins, name wanker

BANGER CHOON TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaXKf0JEzEA

Want to watch Star Trek TNG again but some of the early episodes are a bit shite and take a while for things to get going but my autism demands that I start from the beginning and watch to the end. What do I do lads?

going to be honest that the only reason i paid any attention to Name wanker is because of the pic.

just a fun lil guy, that. feelsbird, you can imagine him, hopping around.

>>81745369
What about enterprise? Everybody thinks it was shit, but I liked it.

>>81745360
Where is it? Thats quite a coincidence.

>>81745362
ffs ive just eaten it and i posted me hair the other day, it was flatbread, sirloin, sweet potato, broccoli

>>81745369
i rewatched Encounter at Farpoint recently, gave it a fair shake. anons told me TNG does start out rocky and gave me their full blessing to skip ahead a bit.

i pass that gift on to you.

name wankerlid is my fav personality

>>81745384
Kek. This is going to sound ridiculous but I was filtered by the intro. I fucking hated it, it was that bad and cringe I turned it off. I might give it another go.

>>81745360
Why are you following monkeys?

No frens but the mountains

>>81745387
you could two more replies than MY food inventory did.

don't complain ever again.

>>81745386
It's Gibraltar- looking out on to Algeciras in the background. We have monkeys here.

>>81745191
what sort of calorie bars? I like them trek flapjacks
>>81745404
there, youve had a reply now

Meatfeast Pizza and chips on the way

>>81745402
im a fren, of the mountain, a mountain fren is what i am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubWmmOd9Wy0

>>81745418
i'm not counting this. it's not organic. you were guilted into it. and you KNOW what that feels like, now.

>>81745411
Monkeys in Gibraltar? Never knew that lad. I thought it would be somewhere in south east Asia

>>81745446
do you require reparations?

>>81745455
i'll accept them in the form of either a compliment or constructive criticism the next time anyone posts original content.

(see you in a few weeks or so.)

>>81745265
Hehehehe. Its pretty amazing isnt it. It fixed my mood aboutt the whole weekend. I will go back n check if theres anything new in a week.

Garn Malverns one more time at least to explore the southern half, not today though

He's going up them hills again

>>81745369
Kek. I'm the same. Have to watch everything on order in a show even when I know the first series or two is shit.

>>81745450
Yeah, they're pretty funny creatures. Furry little chads put the shits up American tourists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHMmQwskanY

>>81745397
>it was that bad and cringe I turned it off.
Right, so your autism can be overrode, that means you can watch TNG and miss the eps you don't like.
You beat the tism with enterprise (started but not finished, which you said your autism demands), you can do it again lad, I have faith in you.
I loved enterprise I did, but I'm not here to argue, just to say, YOU CAN DO IT.

for me it's rolling dice until i get some statistically improbable pattern, then deciding i have magic powers.

downstairs neighbour had a tracked parcel delivered earlier. usual time.

so where's mine, then? expecting something important, me.

>>81745486
Based. This is why my gaming/books/TV etc backlog never ends. I will never play Elden Ring until I've played all the Dark Souls/Demons Souls/Bloodborne in order. Just can't do it until then. It holds us all back in life.

Being cheeky and applying for a Credit Union loan as soon as you join.

I think as well cus a week ago I was saying on here I wanted to go cineworld alone n all this nd then across the street from cineworld we stopped nd I pressed the thing for the wee green man nd I seen 3 crosses so I thought huh. KeWL nd took a piccy nd not knowing there was a fish too at the same time. Nd then cineworld is there too.i mean ?

>>81745429
NTA but, people think he's busker tier, and slightly is, but I love this cover (being honest I prefer it to the OG).
Your words made me think of the lyric, I was born on this mountain, this mountain's my home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR04x5XXAwQ

nobody has ever played The Elder Scrolls: Arena though, have they? Daggerfall, sure, Morrowind, obviously. but nobody's ever played Arena.

>>81745513
I played Elden Ring on its own no issue. For the Dark Souls series I can't start 3 until I finish 2 and I don't know if I will ever be bothered.
I know some cunt who watched Rocky 5 as his first Rocky film. Mentalist.

>>81745527
cineworld, because like, we live on sinner-world?

I AM TRYING TO UNDERSTAND

>>81745533
I have, for 20 minutes. The controls were very clunky

>>81745530
fuck I wish I was an Appalachian and born into the mountains, being born on a council estate doesn't have the same ring to it

>>81745525
>TransUnion
>it's neither trans nor a union

i've been tricked

>>81745533
>>81745547
forgot ze proofs

>>81745486
It took me AGES to get into Voyager, for me it picked up towards the end of season 2. Almost dropped it I was that bored. Might just be me though. I did enjoy the phage episodes though.

>>81745537
For me? It's the superior Babylon 5.

Might give enterprise one more try. A few lads have recommended it here.

>>81745369
>>81745486
autismlads. What happens with something like Star Wars

Release order, or chronological order?

>>81745239
Depends on the variety

>>81745547
>>81745558
cor. still after-the-fact, though, whichever game you got into first (to this day i'm guessing kids do emulate 'the old Sonics' so DON'T START).

Daggerfall at least can be pretty fun. plenty of bullshit and bugs that outright break the game, but it's fun to travel around, hop in random dungeons and that.

>>81745588
Release order obviously. It's idiotic to watch it in chronological order as you won't see the natural evolution of the series. The same as James Bond.

Only had the Master System version of Sonic as a kid. Blad you got them?

Dint understand why the post office ppl have to be so rude when youre doing a amazon return it would take 2 minutes to just be polite nd do it

>>81745588
Star Wars (1977), 4K77 release
The Empire Strikes Back (1980), 4K80 release
then, ELONGATED FLASHBACKS to:
(optional) The Phantom Menace (1999), original DVD release
Attack of the Clones (2002), original DVD release
Revenge of the Sith (2005), original DVD release
then:
make up an ending in your head (for me, it's that Vader turns good and joins the Rebellion)

https://youtu.be/2d-ySHywxwc some good youtube to put on your telly before bed core

>>81745588
Re watched the prequels and all 3 are very good films, dont understand the hate they received when the films came out. But for me it would be 1-6. Seeing the rise of darth Vader and the empire and like that anon said the story progression. Crazy how Lucas had the idea for the prequels even back in the 70s/80s he must have had the full story written out back in 1977.

>>81745630
It's a weird and longstanding thing that Post Office workers are arseholes.

modded Daggerfall unity looks fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gVZW1M4IEY
https://youtu.be/CjuVeVay--I

>>81745619
No sorry lad I exclusively collect Nintendo NES, Gameboy, Super Nintendo, N64 and Gameboy color.

>>81745630
>>81745653
Mine are quite nice

>>81745554
Get a lil mountain missus, oh aye. Songrel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fPqmceCf90
We have some great places here to go and get lost in. Yorkshire dales, peak district, cumbria and the lake district.
Before I became on my way to becoming spasticated, I walked around lake windermere for 3 days following an OS map, it was brilliant, wild camping next to tarns (small bodies of water), woke up on the last morning to a herd of wild deer not too far from the tent. It was great.

>>81745658
Yeah there are loads of nice and pleasant ones, but arseholes are prevalant. They have a monopoly on their services for the most part, so there's always some prick who acts like a prick because he can.

>>81745654
the vampire ladies are proper fit in that

>>81745644
>he must have had the full story written out back in 1977.
you can find the early drafts and story treatments online. he didn't have it all planned out, and even 'officially' there were things like the first novel saying 'the Emperor' at the top of the Empire was just some old bloke, basically a puppet, and the Galactic Empire was really its own massive bureaucratic organisation.

still you can find "i'm gonna do the prequels, some day!" interviews and writings where it is basically the exact story he told. it just took a lot of 'Annikin Starkiller and the Quest for the Kyber Crystal' shite before he even got to the first Star Wars.

>>81745542
Matrix,materia,mother, etc
>SWYGD

My new jumper is rlt soft n comfy.am gna be comfy outside when my phone chargers.although I might still wash it first incase of botulism. I ran all the peepee stuff thru a delicate wash nd it's back to a nice smell again

Had a nice little fry up for din dins now on that keeping it womfy grind. Will be having a shower a bit later. Booked the tickets for Jurassic World Rebirth so get in there.

>>81745654
kind of hate when they upscale (AI or otherwise) sprites and textures like this. maybe it's not quite pixel art but the wood_wall and imp_flying graphics they ended up with, it feels like the individual pixels are deliberate within that space.

>>81745748
Not the biggest fan of "remasters/remakes" in general myself. Never played a single one that was better than the original, not even REMake

>>81745711
>materia
>mater
never clocked this before. cor, Final Fantasy VII and your THEMES

>>81745731
got that Merino wool, me. it's thin and i'm scared of tearing it. but it is comfy (and warm in winter) and i do mean comfy (and warm in winter).

>>81745731
They come out fresh, a wash fixes it, no worries amarite.
Unpleasant thing, so spoilered. I'm wearing a pair of trousers I've soiled twice in the past year.

>>81745759
i think setting arbitrary resolutions is a good shout, PC games just let you do that anyway, you could just render a Nintendo 64/PlayStation 1 game at a higher res, go for it.

it's not how i'd play the game, but that Nerrel guy doing the Majora's Mask HD textures has shown his working. there's more actual artistry there, deliberate choices, to make a 1024x1024 graphic instead of a 32x32 blurry one. to me that's as 'doing it right' as it gets.

Succession is boring as fuck. Genuinely surprised it's not as good as I thought it'd be.

I think we should all meet up, and have a pregab. No beers, maybe 1 or 2, no stress, just happy. Sit there and wonder why the fuck we're so angry with each other.
Then the day after, WE'LL CONQUER THE FUCKEN WORLD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1704QRKh4

>>81745644
Attack of the Clones is pure wank, lad. The other two are good.

>>81745812
I watched it but it's honestly not great. Ignore The Bear also

>>81745812
i've only gleamed the basics, is it like Office Space x Brazil x The Shining (liminal spaces, if you will)?

sounds right up my alley, just keep hearing more and more disappointment with it. worth watching the first series then it goes to shite, owt like that?

Helperlad has the worst taste in almost everything.

>>81745857
What TV shows do you like lad? I'm just confused because I think those are the two best TV shows of the last decade.

Me? On that wuppagrind

surprised Cobra Kai (series 1) was decent, the YouTube Red(TM) trailer looked like one of those daft parody ideas.

did they switch writers or something? gave up after the third series, heard it got worse/was more of the same.

>>81745763
Yesh and matter nd matrix in english its all from latin mater which is mother like alma mater

>>81745881
The best show of the last decade is The Leftovers.

>>81745892
gives me a chuckle when you find some common root word and it just makes sense. can't think of one right now but imagine 'bread' and 'board' came from the same concept of 'a flat plank of wood' or something you'd go 'oh yeah i see how that came about.'
(again this is not real. but it COULD be real.)

>>81745898
I gave it a try but I couldn't get into it. Maybe now is the time.

too many 'decent' shows now. 'prestige' television, high budget, good production values, whatever.

STOP TRYING TO BE FILMS. we have films for that.

>>81745764
I jst luv a nice fabric softener. If u get a nice 1 you want everything to smell like that

bored as fuck me

>>81745881
From the past decade it's hard to say. Most of my faves are early to mid 2000s.

>>81745917
Worth sticking with I really enjoyed it but then again Lost is my favourite show and it has a very similar vibe with the tone and characterisations.

Mindhunter is also very good but hard to recommend it because it's never getting another season. Twin Peaks: The Revival is also GOATed.

First week of the 7th month all but done, corr time flies

Loans for dossers that's what I say.

>>81745060
My wife juliet cutely mogging mid ahh kate

>>81745986
You can get an interest free advance from UC lad.

watched the first series of Twin Peaks and i know it's meant to be a bit floaty and dream-like and that all sounds great but i can't get into it i JUST CAN'T

>>81746007
Never got past the first two episodes thought it was shite, me.

>>81746003
Need 1500 pound to consolidate my debts. Hard to get for a dosser.

QTs on BBC wimbledon

Changing my phone to big letters when i tk my specs off

I HEARD YOU WANT YOUR WUSTLERS BACK
NUH UH. YA CAN'T HAVE THAT
BANNING ALL THE LATE NIGHT SNACKS
FUCK YOU YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT.

>>81746024
i'm one of the lads that complains about audio mixing and that, but i think some of the dialogue is just hard to make out, however they recorded/put it all together.
i googled it and i swear to god people were talking about how it's intentional because it's Lynchian, sort of thing he'd do, adds to the quality. and yet it also improves further in.

determined to get through it, some day. i enjoy, i dunno, Solaris. Serial Experiments Lain. I WANT TO ENJOY TWIN PEAKS

>>81746058
mad to think this is just what glasses are for.

maybe all our eyes used to be better before screens. but we also get to magically make the text on the screens bigger. so checkmate, "made glasses out of the bottom of Coke bottles" granddads.

Not taken my Warfrin in 3 days. My left leg is stinging like fuck. A clot is forming Ive just taken 20mg of the stuff and hopefully I wont get lymphoedema in my left leg n all.

>>81744846
silly girl. you are capable of cleaning. eat something

>>81746124
hope it works out. don't get diabetes lad ;__;

is this actually because of weight? (not judging, your food is my ketamine. we all have shooting leg pains in life.)

>>81746146
she's gone, lad. malnutrition.

>>81746124
Might be a benefit for you to get on the Kilimanjaro jabs to be honest. The negatives of that are probably better than the negatives of being so overweight.

>travelling back in time 2 hours to get a quick simp in

Mind over matter x

>>81746177
that's where all my eva6 posts come from, actually. they're so well-thought-out because of the extra hours i have on yous.

Lend us 1500 quid Eva.

>>81746190
You are shitting up the thread with your simpering and it's embarrassing to read

>>81746157
Nothing to do with the beetus my lid. I have a blood disorder called Antiphospholipid syndrome blood clots form very easily if I dont take my medicine. Just another hidden disability. It is what it is.

>>81746168
rip
>>81746177
was visiting my mum, lad. stepdad got me 2 weed vapes, trying not to but i cant help myself, i see weed i gotta light it, two strike is nothing i three strike it

>>81746197
Wonder if our mark has gone to hellen and asked to lend some money? His turn to pay this weekend it lush.

Imagine sitting down to watch the new Jurassic Park and sat in the centre of the cinema is a short little lad with a massively long neck - his head blocking the centre of the screen for everyone in the middle.

>>81746202
Don't care about your gay zoomer story about your paedo stepdad grow up

>>81746208
Helen is gone my friend. She's met another guy. A lad called Dave. It's over between her and Mark. Over.

>>81746186
Its been about 2 years since Ive watched Star Trek. Isnt this one of the dabo girls that marries Rom?

i ate pizza my mother came home with pizza

>>81746219
I'd think he was someone dressed up like a Brontosaurus to promote the film.

What a load of pozzed dog wank.
I couldn't make it through the first episode.
>Ironheart
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13623126/

>>81746241
sorry for calling you and your brothers fat cunts and that you should be shot into space mate was out of line x

his helen days are over it might be for you but not for me

>>81746242
I had a pizza tonight as well. Mum pushed the boat out and went to Tesco express on her way home and got me a pepperoni one. It was nice.

>>81746251
my mother never buys me pepperoni its always margerhita

>>81746249
Its alright lid. I forgive you its just lads banter thats all.

>>81746242
good girl
>>81746264
you're on 50 grand buy your own pepperoni

>>81746264
Why arent you allowed to eat pepperoni?

>>81746277
she just doesnt buy me it idk

>>81746266
Blad one of the (many) things I like about you is that you can take the banter. You're a bit of a legend in that respect.

Not looking good for mark. even seaside spammer doesnt post here anymore :(

wish cow workers would stop asking me fucking gay questions like how was your weekend and do you have a bucket list?

no i dont pal i just try not to drive my car into the artic lorry on the way to work fuck off MATE!!!! fucking normies

>>81746288
Even the lad who used to seethe like fuck whenever he was mentioned has moved on to seething about other issues

bring back wonga that's what I say

>>81746308
>do you have a bucket list?
>no I fucking do not you cunt

>>81746288
I'm still here, was posting seaside updates this morning though?

>>81746308
>cow workers
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>81746278
If you could have any pizza what would it be?

>>81746308
just answer the questions its not difficult

>>81746316
Yeah I agree 5000% interest on a short term loan. It lush. The amount of people those cunts put in debt must have been thousands

>>81746308
Lool x

>>81746336
mozarella with pesto

>>81746312
yeah that was me mate good laugh actually with seaside mong but now I just make various posts about sean. I almost do it out of pure shitposting whether it be his neck or stubby thumbs or poor diet passes the time haha
>>81746325
ha yeah instead I just said I get through the day and thats enough for me
>>81746328
I was at work mate did not see soz mark looking awful from though lately and yellow almost Asian mark >>81746329
Moooooove on pal.
>>81746338
it is because I dont do anything and I just wanna be left alone

>>81746344
Crossy how many days off the booze r u

>>81746340
Not sure how they got away with it for so long tbqh.

>>81746340
replaced by klarna, late payment fees equivalent to the interest that would have been charged on a payday loan

>>81746308
Bmong when he has to get a job in the 2030s

>have I watched the new squid game?

no no I havent I stay inside and drink and watch copious amounts of porn please leave me alone

>>81746359
3 days cus thats how long ave had a hangover frm friday lol

>>81746391
Devil mate stay off tin

>>81746364
You fr? Suppose that could be true. I luv klarna tho. I buy.now i pay later.x

my current opinion of eva6? about here.

anyone ever done a poo after the shower and the wiping process is all messy and gets on your fingers and you wished you just pooed before you showered x

>>81746410
attention-starved lad what's this REALLY about? 1/2 your posts are like this.

is Klarna worth it to the devils because enough people miss their payments they can charge interest/fees, is that how it works?

last time i was in ANY sort of social situation the chatter was
>have you seen Baby Reindeer?
>no
>you should, it's good
what did i do? went and watched it. yeah it was good.

Has Helen dumped our mark? When did he say this? Thought I had a finger on the pulse about seasideMARK but apparently not.

>>81746400
i mean that is literally their entire business model, lad. you didn't think they were letting you pay in 3 payments out of the goodness of their heart, right? they want people to not pay on time

the shop should be paying ME for the deferred payment because i'm taking longer to pay.

>pay 100 quid now
>or
>three instalments of 30 quid
>or
>don't buy it, at all

>>81746421
am I the attention seeker?

unreal mate cant believe it x

>>81746488
This is literally me. I think us lads all have a bit of Kant in us.

>>81746487
if you were willing to spend 100 you're just as likely to spend 300 with klarna
customer spend 3x larger, pay 3x longer, oh it lush

why cant mongs just accept there is a BIG DIFFERENCE YEAH between being able to AFFORD something and being able to PAY for something lmao

illiterate financial dregs should be shot into space x

>>81746488
>>81746498
it is a categorical imperative that we are all doomed to loneliness in life
do i even know what that means? no

>>81746444
It is not that she dumped him. They were never together. She has just stopped hanging around with him because she has a boyfriend now

>>81746524
it never getting better de lad :3 x

>>81746508
i feel like if you have (supply of product), you're winning more of the poors over, making it some kind of subscription-ish service by stealth. otherwise it's just sitting in a warehouse.

hell Amazon does this kind of thing through every sneaky trick they can get away with in the EU. am i paying for some Prime shit, then a 10% off subscription, then the prices jump around, and ultimately i'm getting a chocolate bar for a quid instead of for 50p from a shop shelf? damn right. and i STILL feel like i'm saving, somehow.

>>81746488
Immanuel Kant, the worlds foremost clockmaxxer

Pre-approved for Virgin money transfer credit card so get in there de lids. Will apply as a back up if my bank loan is refused. FUCK PAYPAL CREDIT.

miss me with all this 'clockmaxxing' shit.

>>81746602
did you not just want PayPal credit for the sake of some thing at the time? only ever seen it in the same context as Klarna basically: use OUR pay-in-3 service!

mad that it's effectively just a more limited form of payday loan. we're back on some tallyman shite.

>>81746605
Look at the time when you made that post, now look at the time when you're reading this post. Youre clockmaxxing whether you like it or not. Anti-clockmaxxers can never win

fuck me I really hate being tax cattle, I dont hate my cow workers but them existing pisses me off a bit i just UGH

You work a job you hate so you can You buy shit you dont need to impress people you dont like

>>81746619
They fucked me because I usually use it for big purchases and pay it off before the 0 percent interest wears off. However I recently did a purchase in installments over two years. I assumed this would be a separate monthly payment. When I went to pay the payments before the interest kicked in, they took it off the installments so the cunts have trapped me with 25 percent interest about to kick on now. Sneaky.

>>81746624
that's because you are only aware of two-dimensional linear time. for me? nature's harmonious TIME CUBE.

>>81746288
He's fell off. It's the same 3 videos over and over. Beaches, grotty pubs and sitting in garden

>>81746651
>they took it off the installments
you mean you were paying manually, or something? they removed the automation?

>>81746654
>he fell off
when was he ever ON?

>>81746645
I dont even buy anything tho, I just pay my rent and my copious amount of taxes then save everything , I can never justify buying anything and just want the number in my account to grow grow grow so that one day I might rvturn to neetdom or something.

>>81746666
No the way it worked it would pay the balance of whatever the earliest purchase was and they were all 0 percent interest for 4 months. What I didn't know is they take the balance of whatever the highest interest is. So because the installment purchase has 20 percent interest they took it off of that instead of what I wanted to clear.
They DON'T give you an option to pay off a specific purchase. You can't do a balance transfer to another card either. Very shady.

>>81746684
good way to do it lad

Sod Law it will be heart attack death before you even enjoy a day of freedom

Woman keeps staring at me on the train

>>81746723
Knock the cunt out, lad. You didn't ask to be born.

She's too good looking to be interested in me, but too civilised to be ridiculing me

>>81746686
oh fuck now that you say this, i think i might have actually done it. remember thinking, at some point, "well, i'll just pay it off now then" (might have been some intro offer, 'get 10% off the first time you use PayPal Credit' or the like)

didn't let me but it was just the boots or whatever it was, put (date) and (date) in my calendar just to triple-check i had the money then. i guess that's what you're agreeing to (if you could just pay it off, you would. or if you had a mate lend you the money, or you saved up then paid, you're not falling for the predatory shite.)

>>81746723
British Transport Police, lad.

>>81746747
Well anyway if the bank approves my loan I can just pay it all of and make the repayments to them at lower rate easier but I'm not sure they'll approve it on account of me being a bennies mong. I've been banking with them for 15 years though and have a good credit score so who knows.

me and HHL are now going to bed, we are going mountaineering tomorrow

>>81746777
>we are going mountaineering tomorrow

>>81746767
makes me laugh that NatWest send me some "you're likely to be approved for a loan!" stuff. in a bank branch with a human being surely one of the first thing they'd ask is about income, what you do for a living, how much you earn.

i've maxed out my overdraft and that, tried to increase it, declined automatically. but now i wonder. their magic computer systems don't know/care we're on bennies, do they? my bank balance doesn't even a minus at the front, now. i'm a reliable credit guy.

I look like a model on my digital railcard

>>81746786
i look like this and would react like this, at this.

>>81746522
what brought this on? but yea, financial literacy is in the toilet, and that's intentional

>>81746832
I look like a choir boy on my driver's licence as it still uses a picture from when I was 17 and that was over 10 years ago.

>>81746842
Good evening BritNormie lad

when people say 'schools should teach you ____ as part of the curriculum' (and more academically-minded people react weirdly to it), a lot of ____ was covered in a subject called Home Economics.

budgeting, and that, but also general life skills. we got one or two of those PSHE days a year, there used to a Home Economics GCSE. clean a kettle, wire a plug, pay your bills.

bring it back you twats.

>>81746878
That's the second time today someone has accused me of posting something I didn't post

>>81746888
Most of the moronic shit they whinge about is covered in primary school "Maths" too

>>81746888
We had some seriously bullshit lessons in secondary school. We had 2 periods a week (out of 25) on 'citizenship' and even worse, 1 hour a week on 'learning to learn'

>>81746897
Had a look up what the other one was and that wasn't me. The thread is getting far too fast to follow lately

In that post though, the phrase 'financial literacy' did it

>>81746906
at my sixth form there was 'Critical Thinking' as an extra, optional A-level. only one lesson a week but fuck you i wanted that free period.

not sure what they covered, but how the hell was critical thinking not taught before the age of 16? in science, or summat.

>>81746888
you got parents for that mate

>>81746930
I've never used that phrase on here before, at least not on trip

>>81746958
not everyone's parents will teach them, though. you could say this about sex education, or a bunch of stuff. if we DO have a mandatory curriculum, cover 'common sense' type stuff up until a point.

don't see why schooling just, always, has to be STEM and the arts. should also prepare you for life. don't care that kids have YouTube now, you wouldn't say that about maths.

Don't know about you lads, but if I see a documentary called trainwreck: poop cruise, it piques my interest.

A real thing as well.
https://www.cruisecritic.co.uk/news/carnival-triumph-poop-cruise-netflix-documentary

>>81746868
Still got my provisional, which I got ten years ago and look like a flat-topped private in bootcamp, ready to ship out to 'Nam. Driving test next month so hoping I can get a new updated form of ID. Tired of "is this really you?"

>>81747003
>poop cruise

>toilet systems break

curious if there were some scat freaks living it up getting messy in the female shit

why are normie mongs buying shit off temu when its such cheap shite lmao

Why is Chika stuck in dead end jobs when he went to uni?

>>81747094
Probably. I've just got to the part in the film where the power goes, toilets are out of order. They told them to pee in the showers, and if they needed to poo, they had some bags to poo in, and deposit the bag in some bins, kek. Thousands on a big cruise ship.

>>81746723
Staring at you, a woman is?
Bet they have a five o'clock shadow and a girlcock

>>81747130
fuck me lad sounds horrendous. is this on Netflix will have to give it a watch. Imagine the smell on that fucking boat fella

Evening gaybois, buzzfeed question time.
Whats you favourite, what are you drinking tonight?
Just got back in and this is my lot for the night.

Also eva i was a dick before your holiday and i kinda feel bad now. Not about being a dick like but how much i was.. sorry and not sorry, sorry.

>>81747146
Yeah netflix, but I'm watching a free version.
https://en.yts-official.mx/movies/trainwreck-poop-cruise-2025/

>>81747147
>what are you drinking tonight?
Trying to be well behaved tonight, going sober.
>Whats you favourite
In general, Moretti. From your pic, I dunno mate a lot of that isnt quite my job, but I'd take the hobgoblin.

Also why is your phone from the fucking 60s

>>81747147
cor based Morrisons ale offer shopper.

for me it's sobriety + Diet Coke + maybe a few cheeky lines of pregabalin.

>>81747147
Great selection.

My favourites would be:
1) Timothy Taylor Landlord (Fucking classic, exceedingly sessionable and refreshing)
2) Guiness West Indies Porter (Had that one around Christmas, great beer to sip on)
3) Abbot Ale (Wetherspoons essential)
4) 1698 (Another good sipper)
5) Hobgoblin (Unfortunately gone to shit in recent years)

Haven't tried the Bluebird Bitter

>beers of character
>rename (?) all your beers to the one character

spiders are FRENS

>>81747111
My mum fucking loves temu. It makes me laugh at the shite she buys same with that shein plastic clothes crap. It looks awful.

Borrowed 100 quid from Wonga now I'm 5.3 million in debt. Kinell.

>>81747244
Oh lush that black widow spider looks right friendly it does. Hope it doesnt bite!

>>81747244
Arse like chewed bubblegum on that spider.

>>81747188
I keep trying, figured id start when i start my college course thursday. 25 isnt too old for school right?
>>81747202
You guessed it right. 6 for 10 bob.. why not.. been craving some codine or something but its not really easy to get for me. Enjoy lad
>>81747210
I like your order, im going to have them in that order just for you :3 bluebird bitter is on of my all time faves

>>81746308
Why don't you just be normal lad. It's much better than being weird.

>>81747264
the trick is to not move too much or too little.
don't be scared and jumpy, but don't be so WORRIED about BEING scared you're too still.

spiders are smart

>>81747244
is that black widow?

>>81747244
Luv me spooders, frens indeed lid

Everything is made in foreign factories, not much difference from the Chinese shit, just takes longer to get here. It's astoundingly awful quality, though. Hate their fucking app too.

>>81747284
this is him on normal mode lad, behind closed doors.

i like hearing about people's weird dreams, where did 'nobody cares about your dreams!' come from? shit's fascinating.

Brit fag please marry me so I can have free health insurance. I will cook you American delicacies

>>81747313
i like American junk/fast food (would prefer it if was made with OUR ingredients tbf)
but
our healthcare is slow and lower quality. don't want fucking 'service with a smile' in a hospital, but i do want to not be stuck in A&E for 16 hours.

Eating gummie bears out of Eva's pink arsehole.

so, 2-3 of these high-calorie, high-protein bars every day. + multivitamins, whatever MyFitnessPal says i'm not getting.

how are you going to ruin this one for me, /britfeel? will i die?

>>81747352
I've been stuck in the ER here for over 9 hours before, so not too far off. I wouldn't say our healthcare is great for what you pay for. No junk food. I would make you biscuits and gravy as often as your heart desires

Eating cummie bears out of Blad's collapsed arsehole.

looks like we've got a new Yanklass, lads.

>>81747415
>Eating cummie bears out of Blad's collapsed arsehole.
Ew.

>>81747313
With the NHS waiting lists take months if not years for even minor operations. If you have a sudden not so urgent emergency you will be eating up to 10 hours in A&E. To contact your local doctor you MUST be on the phone at 8pm not a second later otherwise you wont get through and will have to wait 2 weeks for an appointment. Free healthcare is not as its made out to be.

>>81747313
If you're female, I could do with a housekeeper.

>>81747415
Theres nothing collapsed about my arsehole lid. That I can tell you.

>>81747451
I am a white female. I'll take any 30+ year old kissless UK virgin

>>81747460
>30+ year old
Yep.
>kissless UK virgin
Nope.

Oh well, ganbatte finding a husband.

>>81747449
Yeah I've heard there definitely is downsides. Unfortunately I am drowning in medical debt here in the States so it's not a great situation either. They could garnish my wages

>>81747460
Sign me up lass

>>81747460
>I'll take any 30+ year old kissless UK virgin
hello hello

warning you though, there is a very good reason I'm a kissless virgin unless you're into heavily balding manlet neets

>>81747460
Travel over to Calais France and then cross the English Channel on a rubber dingy boat and you will get everything given to you on a silver platter. Free housing, healthcare, food, clothing and government welfare.

>>81747460
i'm 30+. if it's been a while, does my kissless status come back? does it regrow, like hymens do?

>>81747475
I can make exceptions

>>81747492
>exceptions
don't care what this is, we've already made it clear we DON'T want your foreign muck

>>81747483
save the politics for HHL lad

>>81747477
All prescriptions are 9 pounds though so thats not bad, no matter how many items the doctor prescribes you its all 9 pounds. Also we dont charge exorbitant prices for lifesaving medicine here such as Insulin, HIV drugs ect are all 9 pounds per month. If you are on welfare its free.

>>81747501
You mean leave the politics for HHL
Can you explain your thoughts behind blad "saving" the politics for HHL? Lowercase fucking retard

>>81747501
You're right sorry. No more now.

>biscuits and gravy

Tetchy

>>81747510
he probably meant 'saving' as in the verb 'to save'.

hope this helps.

>>81747523
Nik nak paddywak give the dog a bone. This old man came rolling home.

Nothing worse than a lowercase subhuman trying to be a smart arse

>>81747460
Post your American belly

>>81747483
Isn't that only for brown people? They won't send me back home?

name back on, Moni/fake Moni ('Phoni' as i call you)

>>81747510
>Lowercase fucking retard
says the guy who lacks basic reading ability

>>81747522
doesnt suit you m8

>dont bother capitalising anything
>cause an absolute fucking melty
just that easy is it

>>81747539
nah we're actually pretty modern, now.

hell, marry a woman. say you're escaping religious persecution. could happen in the US, couldn't it? no reason you couldn't say that in your substantive interview.

>>81747510
He might be a windows 11, Microsoft bing lad like me. When Im on my PC it dosent capitalise the first letter and after a full stop. You would think a multi trillion dollar corporation would have figured out how to use correct grammar in their operating systems by now.

>>81747507
That sounds great because right now my prescriptions are probably $130 a month

>>81747489
Not him but, it's been 20 years for me, no kissing or sticking something somewhere. Once it's gone, it's gone.
>>81747492
It's ok, you'll find another lad for you.

>>81747563
if this happened i'd fuck up so many sentences by pressing shift and it does the exact opposite if what i expect/intend.

just learn to touch type. i do, and it's why i'm something of a 'master typer'.

>>81747543
The only way what you said makes any sense in English is if you mean blad should only ever talk about politics with HHL. Can you clarify that's what you meant?

I have a southern accent, I've heard Brits think that's charming. Is that true?

>>81747571
not what i meant at all but i guess you dont speak english well enough to know the dialect

>>81747564
Oh dear. Us brits would burn the fucking country down if we had to pay that per month kek.

>>81747553
It gives people the ick to be honest pretty universally. There's something creepy and minging about lowercase posters like little troll creatures who live in the sewers.

>>81747565
>it's been 20 years for me
you mean you're currently 20, and not 40, or something, right?

if so HUMANA-HUMANA. meet you at the Port of Dover lass <333

>>81747589
personally, i think it's cute :3

>>81747589
if its that easy to upset you then all the more reason to keep going honestly

cant wait to wake up at 6 am to get into toil at 8am ready to read though awful case files, was great being half asleep having to read through fkn sexual assault cases, oh how i hate toil why cant I just neet.

>>81747579
do yous say y'all instead of yous

t. seen films

>>81747571
not the only way that makes sense though, is it? saving/holding/deferring (something) wouldn't mean ALL of that (something).
think you are mad first and finding a reason to be mad, second.

>>81747603
For women sure, for grown men absolutely not, it's the opposite of cute.

>>81747592
Nah, had sex on my 25th birthday. It's almost 21 years, desu. I'm also not female.

>>81747614
Lad you could play Shippy style make believe that it's all part of your plan to be a gigachad rusemaster but at the end of the day you type like an NPC because you are one and the copes come later

>>81747634
it's like the /britfeel/ equivalent of being prison gay.

>>81747620
Yes I say y'all (singular) and all y'all (plural). And I speak English relatively slow compared to y'all. Whenever I see videos of Scottish people talking super fast I can't understand it whatsoever. It sounds like a new language to me

>>81747647
yeah the copes seem to come from you directly after
keep crying over your paki-level comprehension

> y'all (singular)
not accepting this.

>>81747632
Nobody would say it like that. He meant "leave the politics for/to HHL". He got caught out and he's learned for next time.

Actually your cells regenerate every 7 years so if you havent touched a woman in 7 years then youve regrown your virginity.

eva6 is better at seething than Moni.
she actually comes off spiteful. it genuinely gets under my skin. Moni, you just spew off words.

>>81747679
I've regenerated 3 rimes since I had sex.

>>81747648
It's completely different with men and women, lower case women is feminine, lower case men is aggressive, probably horny, probably low IQ, basically 3rd world unwashed man feeling

had a wank and cummed but felt shit before during and after

what dinindonnow

>>81747677
>He got caught out and he's learned for next time.
literally, how do you know this, unless your a mind reader? ('learned' is an adjective btw)

If you see the chat logs from nonce hunts, 99% of nonces are lower case mongs. It's that vibe.

>>81747677
not learned anything and i know i made sense to everyone who isnt thick as pigshit (like you)

>>81747699
would you feel this way if it was IRC, or something? get into that mindset.

in fact i think the only reason zoomers type in sentence case a lot of the time is because their smartphones do it all. i have Firefox's spellchecker turned off (is 'spellchecker' a word? spell-checker? see, you get hung up, and then you just learn yourself some words.)

>>81747718
Getting a bit of a lower case vibe from this post ngl.

what if instead i put the Capitals randomly Throughout The Sentence to offset it

showing wops and ruth heart of dragon to see thier reaction to sammo hung playing a spacca and jackie chan playing his wrangler

Uh oh, looks like the twolls are here, best pretend to be scared lads.
But being serious, has brit/pol/ lost 1 of it's main twolls? It's going slower than usual, this thread is going faster, and being forced to have early threads [which the posters all flock to].They also have issues with a seethie lowercase poster.
Really gets the noggin joggon.

hi its me daddy g... how old are you lol

>>81747703
Comfortwanks?

>>81744616
I did my GDPR test once when I started, and have ignored every request to do so since (about 6 months).

Whoever made these E-Learning courses can suck my cock.

>>81747749
>im only posting as a nonce ironically
>that'll show you

>>81747749
>hi its me daddy g.
Have you ever masturbated?

>>81747749
He's right. If you changed this to normal grammar it's instantly less noncey.

Daddy g is a nonce

>>81747741
i'm Going to read them to see if It forms secret code Text

Lot of lads are being a bit harsh on lowercase lad tonight. He doesn't use capital letters at the beginning of a sentence so what?

>>81747783
trying to be an older, mature intellectual to little girls online, eh?

(me? i outgrew sentence case aged 30 or so.)

>>81747795
u might Find some hidden secrets Under those Capital letters, who Knows

When you see a lowercase poster you do think a bit what's your motivation here? What are you hiding? What is it you don't want us to know about you? I think that's where the ick comes from.

>>81747797
i missed out pressing shift for one second and yet i've caused a meltdown that seems like it will last hours

this is awful.

everyone make a concerted effort to make the new thread better, okay? ignore certain posters.

Lowercase mong mafia left in shambles tonight

>>81747827
i refuse to do anything positive

>>81747819
Same with. full stops only. When saying things. That should make one. Sentence.

>eva6 consistently posts lowercase constantly
>no one gives a shit

>>81747830
They're known as a "ring" these days

Everything is awful guys everything is so bloody shit

>>81747851
another shit day x

>>81747749
you're so mature for your age. Bet you're sick of your parents treating you like you're a child aren't you?

DAILY REMINDER TO ALL YOUS CUNTS THAT KNEECAP ARE YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF IRISH VOICES BEING SILENCED BY THE BRITISH INSTITUTION

TIOCFAIDH AR LA
GET THE BRITS OUT

>>81747856
god awful mate good news is we get another one tomorrow

>>81747887
No need to be anti-Brit lad. I'm not anti-Irish. We're all just citizens of the world innit.

>>81747887
i'm just taking /britfeel/'s word for it that these guys WERE some cool punk band and now they're all mainstream/not

is there any sort of Cymru-core? or Alba-punk?

>>81747887
>IRISH VOICES BEING SILENCED BY THE BRITISH INSTITUTION

>>81747903
It's the establishment lad not the Brits themselves

Fuck Keir starmer
Fuck every Tory cunt
In fact fuck labour now too
Self involved cunts every last one of them.

>>81747904
>is there any sort of Cymru-core?
Funeral for a Friend are Welsh, they did some good songs back in the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UbLF4PBoCs

>>81747903
>>81747904
>>81747911

EVERY WORD OF IRISH SPOKEN IS A BULLET FIRED IN SUPPORT OF THE CAUSE

>>81747903
>at one of them strikes
>(just support them)
>little Irish lad going around
>leather flat cap with a red star pin, the works
>telling all the English about wot the English did to Ireland

dunno what he wanted or expected.

>>81747925
>Cymru-core
NTA but,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irh3WzEkXLk

>>81747940
Your empire has fallen wee man, everyone fucking HATES the Brits now and with good reason. Brits out if fucking Ireland.

>>81747937
Try taking your country back from the indians and the corpos first lah

>>81745962
Mindhunter is great

Netflix keep cancelling good shows and making 10 of big mouth fucking retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICG0MuzEYzw

>>81747960
TWAS YOU THAT PUT THEM THERE YOU FUCKING COLONISING TWAT

Wasn't enough to steal all our food, murder our children, bring our language to the point of extinction?! Fuckin state of yous.

>>81747974
nah lah you did that all yourself

>>81747974
No one's stopping you from speaking Irish now Paddy

>>81747959
>Brits out if fucking Ireland.
i don't even disagree but why tell me?

HE had the advantage of being a cute (16+) lad, don't see why i'd listen to you.

>>81747937
Is brea le mna Eireannacha bod mor Sasanach

Wifeberg just hopped in the shower after putting the sprog to bed. Think I'm getting me pecker wet lads.

>>81748002
>Think I'm getting me pecker wet lads.
You having a shower after her?

>>81747999
Close enough to Welsh that I understood most of that. Corr

>>81748002
mad how you wont fuck her sweaty hairy beo body lmao what a fag

Not sure if this is sober BN or had a few drinks crossy

IT'S THE LAIRY BITCH PROJECT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPqpEtIoEio

>>81748002
Do you usually post in /britfeel/ just before sex

>>81748025
Very underrated post. BN is here but it doesn't have his tone. That said Crossy isn't an Irish nationalist as far as I'm aware. He's basically an honourary Hun at this point

>>81747999
You can use Google translate, aren't you a smert wee cunt. Fuck up.

if i had sex or was about to, i would tell everyone ITT to be quite fair.

>>81748008
Might do now she's had one
>>81748024
I didn't tell her to have a shower laddo, she can decide that all for herself
>>81748029
It wasn't on the cards and now it is

>>81747764
I have, yeah. *nods*

Grown man. Wife is attempting to seduce him. Ignores her and posts on /britfeel/

CAIFFE A LAIT?
NAE, TAE LE SUCRE.

(as far as i got.)

>>81748059
Why no full stop at the end of the last sentence?

>>81748058
You seem shocked that we're here

>>81748035
>Crossy isn't an Irish nationalist as far as I'm aware

Doubt I'll see him at the Kneecap gig tomorrow night put it that way. Or in the Brazen Head before the gig. He's a good lad though.

It not right is it

>>81748068
not part of the name of the thread. would break the URL. the / is the terminator.
you know this makes sense, on some level.

>>81748068
I'm not sure lad, I'm a very lazy typer as it is.

>>81748069
Look mate...I've worked in places...y'know...*looks around furtively* schools and erm...

*puts on robe and wizard hat*

Fucking hell COVID again lads 5th time just kill me plz

Gotten up have i not

Just in time for the nu breadingtons too

Which thread is objectively better, /brit/ or /britfeel/?

>>81748070
Of you're an actual Paddy living in Ireland.

Support Siol na hEireann and Niall McConnell

>>81748102
No such thing you mong, at worst you have a cold

>>81748107
>Which thread is objectively better, /brit/ or /britfeel/?
Yes

>>81748081
You're winding me up you're saying all the wrong things

>>81748070
How the shit did you manage to get tickets for that lad, I tried both times and they sold out in literal seconds

>>81748025
I am having some technical difficulties n wifi problems tonight.I dont actually know hardly anything about that event or the glastonbury 1 either jst what i overhear on this thread.
>>81748035
Wudnt go that far still vooted yes in 2014 n will do so again nd want a more pro indy party than SNP asap but am not anti anyone or that fussed about ireland,I think a celtic union of scotland n ireland after we leave the UK as a alternative to EU would be kewl though and furthermore If u just made ulster independent of the uk + ireland + the eu but then join our union then in a way everybody would be happy. Well a bit off topic though but thats my dream for the uk

>>81748102
Ebin mentioned having a cold recently, maybe something is going around

>>81748128
I paid silly money on the secondary market sadly lad. Couldn't resist. I saw them in November at the Barras and it was one of the best gigs I've ever been to.

It's a shame how buck broken the British Empire has left the world. Literally billions of people seething because of us

>>81748134
Probably shouldn't have let him suck my knob last weekend, dirty buggers given me his germs

>>81748131
Yeah I think NI probably needs to be independent of both

New thread
>>81748143
New thread

Boat themed

New thread
>>81748143
New thread

>>81748131
Good pic, I like Stepan

>>81748145
They aren't seething they're laughing little laddo, they're laughing at YOU. Look at the grand sum if the empire, a bunch of fat, racist, uneducated fucking football hooligans who can't even brush their teeth properly

>>81748131
>technical difficulties n wifi problems
get your phone plugged into your computer lad, do that mobile data hotspot thing

>>81748145
classic case of terminal envy

>>81748131
I'm a Sassenach but I still love you Crossy (no homo)

>>81748166
So you're saying you got destroyed by a bunch of fat, racist, uneducated fucking football hooligans who can't even brush their teeth properly

Doesn't say much about you that, does it

>>81748180
As if you actually copy and pasted that, you fat lazy bastard kek

If santa is reading......lol
>>81748145
Its just a fact that westminster is poisonous to scotland now in the present day so we should leave, it would be a better future than "britain", for scotland, which seems more like a slow or medium length not so slow death

>>81748145
Lad, the empire was in the past. It doesn't exist anymore.

At the moment the UK is a small fish in the global pond. The big fish are the US, China, and Russia.

If the UK wants to be a big fish then I think our best chance of doing that is by joining Europe. The EU can genuinely be a superpower over the next 100 years.

>>81748167
Ye i might. Its rly weird the signal jst got really weak a few hours ago its normally good. Maybe restart it when i go to bed.

stop all this racism

stop it i say

>>81748204
It's poisonous to England too

>>81748157
I think so just make ulster its own country then it can join a union w/ ireland w/o technically being one country or some shit like that. It wouldnt be perfect but its better than waiting that long for a perfect solution. Yeh partly its silly to turn a region into a separate country but at the same time those ppl have lived there for hundreds of yrs nd never asked to be born there,So you cant jst say theyve got no say in it, I dont really care abotu the national ethnic side,But as a christian Its very sick to have a conflict between whats just 2 types of christians,Continue in this day,Am aware most are atheists these days but maybe if they reconsidered that then things would change as well.Just imo

>>81748204
mate the SNP did more damage to scotland than westminster ever did
they were sucking up money that then disappeared like a fucking hoover, and had what a decade in power to sort out all the heroin and it just got worse

>>81748268
>lad posts degen shit on /r9k/
>wanks off while wearing women's clothes
>terminally depressed and on every mind altering substance possible to fix it
>"But as a christian"
what the fuck are you smoking lad and how do i get some

Do your daily duty and punch a pensioner.

>>81748284
Online Christianity is usually just some vague "there's a meaning to life" nonsense that's used as a vehicle for their narcissism and need to appear interesting. Actual, genuine metaphysical belief or an attempt to live a Christian life is too hard, why bother when you can make vague appeals to it when it suits you, but otherwise not actually bother with it. Basically, it's larp. At least commited atheists actually believe what they say.

>>81748271
Yes especially after the 2014 referendum was sabotaged by westminster they became corrupt n crazed for power n money as weve seen with everything thats gone on nd they have clearly been paid off to delay another referendum as much as possible nd try to convince us that we might as well not have it. We need a party thats more serious about getting independence asap like maybe Alba or 1 of them.

Bradley Walsh's nepo baby talentless son Barney.

>>81748284
Lol, I am actually sober af today

>>81748356
If you get independence all that will happen is you'll realise the politicians in scotland are just as much of the problem, it aint just the london lads fucking you over.
If the SNP were in charge and you went independent I reckon you'd have been objectively worse off.

>>81748365
you still come across about as Christian as the average chav down my road, maybe with less sex but still

In that Lewis Capaldi presale in the morning de lids.

what you getting off prime day deals lads
keep eyeing up kitchen shit i dont need and would never use

>>81748369
It would still be better for scots to decide that about their own country whos going to be in charge,,Right now we have bad politicians who dont even live in the country or care about it gets taxes from scotland,North sea oil,whatever highland properties they sell their house in england for nd then come over here n snatch up because theyve got a windfall that covers the cheaper prices here but scots dont have that advantage,So the house prices are fucked. Rather be independent.

>>81748451
If you say so mate, you'll just trade being a UK puppet to an EU puppet as that's the first thing your lads will try to make happen again.
True independence would be fine I guess, although I do wonder how you'd actually do being self sufficient.
The house prices are fucked everywhere for starters, not just Scotland. Not even sure what you mean "fucked" when Scotland has the cheapest fucking prices to the point where I was looking for a house I could have afforded to buy 2 houses in Scotland.

>>81748382
Yes am up to my eyeballs in a shocking amount of sin every day,,My life has been touched bythe devil from a early age If i was perfect i wouldnt need God

>>81748102
that's what you get for having the jab, you insipid little cuckold

>>81748468
Yes that is the risk but,Like i was saying I fink something like a economic union of Scotland +Ireland + NI if it wanted to/independent Ulster if that happened + I guess Wales if they wanted to but they wouldnt, am not fussed about the EU personally,but,I still think the fact that Scotland + NI voted to Remain,but have to follow w/e westminster says,is a good example of why we need to go, its an unfair union. Even if u think LEave was the best option, In the future there can and will be other votes where well get dragged into the shit option, as long as the union is in place.
>has the cheapest fucking prices
Thats what i mean,theyre cheap relative to England.So ppl in england can easily just sell their house there and then get a much nicer bigger house in scotland. A lot of English ppl do this when they retire.A lot of the Highlands is english boomers living there.So its unfair on the locals who were born there.Imo.When its a different country at hte end of the day.

>>81748468
Like i knew a english guy wehre his cousin moved to the highlands,to work from home,for a council in england.Far souf.I mean like.Essex or Hampshire or something.FROM HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............I mean cmon.

We're literally all in here lads
>>81748143
>>81748143
>>81748143
>>81748143

>>81748070
Too anxious for concerts in the 1st place,Its a shame cus i luv music,I think i would make more sense as a person to you if u knew more about my life but,Theres certain things ave omitted,Simply bc it would be way too recognisable if somebody was here that knew me irl, I dont mean whats my fav colour,I mean basic things like where else in scotland ave lived than glasgow,Nd some other things,Even if i said the last concert Id been to,Its a shame,I feel like i cant properly get to know ppl in a way,just like how I feel like i cant post a piccy of my cat even tho id love to.But i guess thats the nature of things.

>>81748676
>I feel like i cant post a piccy of my cat even tho id love to
NTA but, that's sad to here.
Look in the catalogue on saturdays, see if there's any caturday threads.

>>81748700
Thats a good idea,,Ill write it down xx or /an/ I guess

>>81748760
Never even thought of those, I just looked for caturday stuff in the r9k catalogue. That's a good idea.