Gurkha Bar & Buffet Restaurant edition

Moving to America with Eva

Moving to Cornwall it meant to be.

Nottingham is all I need in life

>>81614746 (OP)
this establishment holds a 4.2 rating on google

am i the only cunt who doesnt talk to chat gpt?

eva6's

>>81614843
I refuse to use anything ai me. I won't have it.

>>81614843
I use it as a glorified search engine, and to make mini software because I can't be arsed rummaging through a billion documents

>>81614843
>>81614859
I have to use it for work otherwise I'll be replaced by someone else who does eventually. Simple as that really.

OP here, I used chatGPT to come up with the edition.

Garn beehive with eva6

>>81614710
i've had prozac before but never had your problem. i guess my main two problems while on it were:
1. reduced libido, but that went back to normal for me when i stopped the prozac
2. small personality changes perhaps, but i guess this is a minor worry
i would definitely rather take no meds whatsoever. but at the moment i fucking need a job. my mind is kind of fucked at the moment so maybe prozac will just help me get into a job.

Nope fuck Ai, i wont train my own replacement.
Can you imagine if we qll do get re born as robots but we wont because we didnt train AI to copy us. That would be a shame..

>>81614859
too fuckin rite anon pal

>>81614889
>Garn beehive

For me its Nigel and Marmalade

anyone who uses AI, google, or the internet can fuck off out this thread

The Sign of the Cross (1932) is fucking wild.
>midget being impaled on a spear and paraded around
>elephant crushing someone's head and eating him
>naked woman having a bath in milk with occasional nipple slips
>a full on decapitation of a midget
>a naked woman tied down being eaten by crocodiles
Hollywood was based before the Hay's Code ruined everything.

If you are using AI in any shape or form you're a scumbag! Destroying the environment and supporting stealing from artists just because you're lazy! We need a complete ban by the government soon.

>>81614843
i've given it a go out of novelty
i already thought i was a bit behind the times
but this shit is fucking WITCHCRAFT man
remember Cleverbot? SmarterChild? fucking, A.L.I.C.E.?

there's a robot just talking back to you. i don't give a SHIT how it's done; it's horrifying. spare me your 'explanations' about models or some analogy, you are entering text into a chat and chatting with a computer

this is the end.

>>81614953
environment is gay and artists are gayer. Don't care

>>81614958
>remember Cleverbot
actually yea, is it really that much better?

>Angela Rayner has declared that the government will go ahead with its controversial legislation, aimed at reforming the welfare system, next week.

NEETbros how we doing?

The nightly wuppagrind and vidyagrind shall commence shortly. Had a shower so feeling fresh. A rather womfy day other than them intimidating looking lads revving their bikes outside earlier. Have a feeling they're up to no good.

>>81614995
What vidya you playing lad

>>81614995
>vidyagrind shall commence shortly.

Sean get a job

>>81614995
You probably get up to more shady shit than them me lid.

Something about Nepalese people that really rubs me up the wrong way

>>81614995
Fave brand of coffee lad? What vidya?

Used to drink Kenco smooth me but they've changed it I swear, it's got no taste anymore. Going to start Dino Crisis tomorrow

For me it was MSN SmarterChild.

>>81615002
Not him (thank fuck) but I just copped 'Do Not Feed The Monkeys' which has been pretty interesting so far.

eva wasnt born in time to use msn she grew up on snapchat

>>81615027
*nudges you*

just want to stay up until 4am chatting on AIM again lids, everything has been downhill since then

>>81615068
*sends you a shitload of custom animated emoticons I made and slows down your entire PC*

i rmember the days of having friends online and talking 24/7 fucking miss it lads im lonely as fuck x

fuck the robots
i am going to hunt down and exterminate every andy i find

>>81615089
cute wee jap lassies send my heart aflutterin

>>81615002

Probably some Fortnite. Might grind another level of Toy Story 2 later as well.

>>81615126
fortnite is a babies game

>>81615126
i know where we are, but do you ever consider living a life?

>>81615126
>gaymen in his 30s

Sean its some to get a job

Necking some spicy Transform-a-snack crisps me. Quite lush if I do say so.

>>81615150
oh my fuck i used to love the purple ones

>its some to get a job

and i would love to feel alive again but i guess that can wait x

le gayming is le bad!

subscribe to my masculinity alpha substack for more hot takes

>>81614918
'ate the fact the guy only has one way of writing comedy but it aint bad

glass of nesquik before bed
lush 4x lush lush lush lush

Gaming is subhuman mongoloid behaviour. "Gamers" should be funneled into a fucking gas chamber for the betterment of society.

>>81615214
Posting on /britfeel/ is subhuman mongoloid behaviour. "/r9k posters" should be funneled into a fucking gas chamber for the betterment of society.

Gamers are weird and smelly. You don't get as many lowlifes in other mediums like music, or literature, or films etc

I dont recognise this place

>>81615239
>he clearly hasnt been to /mu/ or /tv/ or /lit/

>>81615239
>dvdlad enters the chat

music and films are literally vegetable mediums. You don't have to do anything. At least vidya and to a lesser extend literature require you to actually participate to get anything out of it.

>>81615249
>>81615250
>>81615251
dangerous levels of copium

>>81615212
Corrr giz a sip

>>81615183
just ignore this one if it's heavy/upsetting/tmi (and check with yourself twice) but what is 'gender dysphoria' if you are not transgender?
why is it 'gender' and not something like 'i wish i was a couple of inches taller' or 'my nose is too big' or something like that, within maleness? would you have felt the same if you were born on some desert island without our culture, do you think?

>>81615258
first anon has a point though, /lit/ once posted piss bottles with timestamps when they found out a female author was coming to the board

Stumbled upon this zoomer playing ocarina of time and its giving me a brain aneurysm watching her play the game. Surly she cant be this bad at the game.

>>81615268
did she ever get her tits out?

Heckin comfy Valheim vibes. Finally got my village to a reasonable size. Even got a dock now.

>>81615244
computer, enhance sector 45 b
rotate 180 degrees
activate motorboat mode

>>81615272
i think some artiste types are weird, but it's more active than passive.
gotta actually drive to that cabin in some rural American woodland, nothing but snacks, a typewriter, and lots of whiskey.

>i am a gamer i have sunk over 9000 hours into grinding the most challengi
not the same

>>81615258
/mu/ is non stop schizos posting about kpop whores and never showering
i think you're a newfag

>>81615281
I wouldn't know de lad
married lass now I think

Oh shit, we don goofed.
The govt is coming for us, and using Ofcom to do their bidding. Ban hammer imminent.
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/predicting-harm-among-incels-involuntary-celibates/predicting-harm-among-incels-involuntary-celibates-the-roles-of-mental-health-ideological-belief-and-social-networking-accessible

>>81615325
maybe they'll finally drag eva off to the schizo asylum where the incel bint belongs

>>81615318
>i think you're a newfag
fascinating

It's a shame none of the trannies here will 'take one for the team' and let Ebin go balls deep inside them.

>>81615160

Corr I just necked the red packet ones. Not bad but they cost a quid now. Could get them for 30p back in the day.

>>81615325
>British incels on 4chan
W-what did they mean by this?

>>81615302
was this just on Star Trek?

>>81615325
>This study was conducted with the co-operation of members of the incel community
Right, own up, which one of you has been tittle tattling to MI5 about this place?

>>81615325
not an incel
I'm a robot sweetie x

>>81615325
>Demographics: Incels were typically in their mid-twenties, heterosexual and childless
Only the sprogless need to worry about Counter Terroism Police

just necked a box of mikado/pocky. corr it was lush

>>81615362
We need to stop being mean to each other, the nicer we are (supportive), they may look upon us more favourably.
Write to your MP lads, we can't let em take r support group.

>>81615321
Definitely some pigs monitoring this shithole kek

>>81615362
I forgot to attach an image, from that govt site

>>81615302
Oh its enterprise. Not for me voyager is the cutoff point for me thanks.

>>81615325
we're not some mad underground gang
why do the press and characters in telly talk about 4chan, and the internet in general, this way?
it's just the internet, we're just writing posts, reading posts, what the hell are they seeing that i'm not? have they never been in a pub?

>>81615386
>To facilitate direct engagement with our research participants, we paid for their time in completing the surveys.
It was them mongs filling out surveys

>>81615386
There was an anon posting about a site called tattlelife a couple of days ago, I think the most logical thing is to question him first.

we on the vidya grind hhl style x

On the sly, and unbeknownst to you all, I hid a secret message across all my posts in the previous thread.

>>81615386
(OOC: You're not meant to do that, mate. Read page 5, stick to today's notes.)

Is Eva out handler?

>>81615469
*our
reeeeeeeeeee

>>81615391
They don't care, I'm a cyborg and will be thrown in the gulag with the rest of you.
>>81615413
To distract them from the boatloads of actual threats to their way of life.

>>81615458
time to get solving

(can we have one [1] clue?)

>>81615458
is it just "im fucking ur mum" or something

>>81615457
Jesus christ lad. Please get a job

>>81615487
the first word of the phrase in my message rhymes with 'time'

>>81615443
Woops, meant to say to you that it's done to distract people from the real peril, some of the boat frens ain't too frenly.

>>81615457
I bet they're shit games.

>>81615512
NTA but, is it, crime doesn't pay?

>>81615269
I guess I am in a way but it depends how u define it,I mean being pre-everything and not transitioning,bt having the sickness of gender dysphoria that makes ppl want to transition,but choosing not to do so.On a desert island once u establish the two genders i think it would still be there,when i became aware theres two,I jst knew i was the other one,before having the vocabulary or concepts i jst knew neway if a soul has a gender then it would be there either way i think.Like meeting women when i was wee nd imagining what her day is like not for sex kinks just thinking how nice it would be to walk around n exist as her.Nd its way too TMI but when i was learning to touch my little pp in my room i was thinking from a girls pov.Had elaborate fantasies in my imagination from that pov when i was like 6 or smth.Rubbing my little peepee against my bed.I still mostly m*sturbate from imagination now.Wishing i had a "flower".Like when lassies in skewl talked about having a flower am thinking,i wish i was part of this, as one of you.Nd jst imagine walking around skewl in tights with my hair did.On n on.Oh its sick.Idk why.It was jst always there.Am not sure why.Its a mental illness I guess.But its weird how early it starts.

>>81615523
binding of isaac rebirth, rimworld, viscera cleanup detail, risk of rain 2, the list goes on x

have checked
- words in filenames
- instances of 'ime' and 'yme'
- (some) first letters of posts, written in sentence case, acrostic-style*
- paint bucket tool on 'to lay like old ashes.jpg' because i thought that was a clue when it's the name of the fucking album it's right there

* suspecting this, if anyone wants to join in

We all radicalized incels in life x

i'm shit at vidya
feel like a boomer when playing

>>81615325
Gna be really sad if this isnt a bam up desu.I will be rly upset.x
>>81615558
U ever play dead cells?Its fun.Addictive

>>81615544
you got the first half

>>81615558
yeah not great blad

>>81615584
what vidya should i be playing love x

>>81615594
dwarf fortress and nekopara obviously

>>81615579
it's on my to play list x

/deepfeel/: /britfeel/ was meant to be an efficient containment thread for glowies to keep an eye on us, but in the end, despite having been assessed as not a serious threat, they became so entertained by our antics, they they keep the place ticking over and we are merely their dollies nowadays

>>81615269
I mean in simple terms not transitioning
Having the sickness nd not acting on it
So it depends how u look at it

>>81615601
steam release, vanilla or modded?

One glowie ended up going native, and fell in love with this place so much, they they kept making up stuff and pretending we are a serious threat, just to justify keeping his job

>>81615544
>>81615582
what the FUCK
found my own post since i used the word 'crime'
>No but its where we can talk about it without being arrested for the high crime of offence.
>high crime
odd phrasing, this

only one other instance of 'high', doesn't gel. do-re-mi doesn't have 'hi' in it. cor what a noodlescratcher.

>>81615469

I think our "handler" is the fella who always textposts and never posts images. He/she is always spot on with their grammar and types proffessionally. Often replies to my posts during the day but rarely if ever on the night.

>>81615604
Oh my lush its good if u like bindingo f isaac x

>>81615582
Crime?
Ok, did you copy the lyrics to love changes everything, but swap love for crime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Culn_hWWUw

>>81615629
Haha, wouldn't that be something?

>>81615629
got any recent examples of this lad?

>>81615579
We'll have to get VPN's and buy a pass.
Do some qmee's and get it for free.

>>81615629
Some people think that the glowies are this big evil force constantly trying to do us over, the reality couldn't be further from the truth, they would move heaven and Earth to keep us safe.

I mean, they became so concerned that I wouldn't be able to manage climbing Snowdo,n that they literally sent someone up a fucking mountain to make sure I was safe lmao

>>81615269
I dnt know if you believe you can be born in a diff body than your brain or soul but its jst like that am stuck in a moid prison but theres somebody else that was meant to be here instead of me.ITs hard because.No matter what i do in life or succeed or achieve or obtain ill always be a moid.So its hard to care about anything.It doesnt matter how much money i have.My whole birth was a mistake.So aye.Am going on a bit now.But u understand.

>>81615629
>proffessionally

>>81615613
all of the above duh

>>81615679
good job changing the filename for once mate

When life gets u down just cuddle your giant bunny rabbit x

>>81615605
>mention my drug habit on /britfeel/
>get scary police letter
>mention my bennies on /britfeel/
>get scary reassessment letter

you know what would be DREADFUL? a puppy. imagine if someone just turned up at my door with a puppy, for me to keep. horrifying.

>>81615697
I'm not sure what you mean, I have different filenames on my computer and phone, funnily enough the other poster/s have 3 different filenames

>>81615701
>>get scary police letter
Go on?

Alright is this pub dog friendly?OH brilliant mate oh....Yeah this is my dog mate.Of course its a dog.Ok brilliant 1 guinness for me mate nd a carrot for my dog if thats alright

What's the game you have the most hours in?
For me it's Street Fighter 5. Had well over 1000 hours on PS4 and hopped over to PC around 2/3 through the lifespan of the game,
Game is absolute shit and I don't know why I played it so much. Sadistic I guess

at least one grass and maybe a handler

On that road grind, got to make some infrastructure so I can send carts up into the highlands to collect copper for my forges, it slow and labourious but will pay off in the end as the land is very rugged and filled with seethie weethers.

>>81615716
https://www.rocu.police.uk/
these, guy turns up at my door, 'cyber crimes unit' (first thought was nonces lol). SOMEONE has ordered drugs on the dark web to my address. "it's not illegal to GO on the dark web, but do you go on the dark web at all?," "yeah sure, i've had a look," "well, ..."

he basically made it clear the point was to give the letter indicating that they have given me the letter. it was spooky at the time, but they have real crimes to worry about.

just want a cute foid to grope

>>81615776
I've often wondered why PoLICE don't just order drugs themselves off the dark web and trace it back through the postal service

That's me landed in Italy to see my long distance gf
Corr e lussureggiante

>>81614843
I do from time to time, but i'm so experienced in my obscure field of engineering i find it about as useful as asking someone who just graduated for advice.
It get's about 10% of calculations obviously wrong.
Never use it's answers for anything practical
though tbf its surprised me a handful of times with ideas i wouldn't have come up with that have proved fruitful.

Nice misty and cold morning. It so womfy, we got carrot soup, honey roasted boar and some bear jerky for snacks on the menu today, it'll be a nice comfort to have whilst we continue building that road up into the highlands.

>>81615805
how would they know where it's sent from, though? even putting crimes aside, that's just how the postal service works.

but recently they did take down a naughty dark web market, and they made a cool video:
https://operation-deepsentinel.com/

Feeling iridescent.Cheers x
>>81615818
PAsta lasagne x

>>81615875
Royal Mail can find which post box/van/office a letter was sent from

Gf gonna be a bit miffed I had 5 pints at the airport and 2 cans on the flight oh aye x

>>81615888
Get a pizza and a kebab on the way back, that will help.

Bear in mind that Royal Mail were basically THE original glowies of the 19th and early 20th century

>>81615443
These people are not real humans anon. A Trauma occoured whereinby they had to create a humourless facsimile of an identity to cope. They then grew as this false person, influenced by govt messages and television and newspapers, as long as the new personality conformed they were never hurt again.
Now in positions of power their original almost child like lashing out against real people, whom they are subconciously jealous of for being all the things they are not, discerning, thoughtful, humane and humerous has reached a peak. The trauma of what they could have been by those against the injust system of governances around the world must be squashed and ridiculed, to preserve the barrier between their fake persona and the real one.

Feel pity for them, they are incomplete even though they have "partners" (see 60% divorce rate, drug use, alcoholism etc).

>>81615885
i guess that's how people get caught
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68413310
but people just send letters and parcels, everywhere, all the time

flipping it around, imagine if your day job is sending off illegal drugs, then one day you try to post your mum a birthday card from the same Post Office, should you be arrested for it, just because it fits a pattern? i say no.

No law is more certain that Chuds law of happenings

sorry wasn't ignoring you
>>81615552
right, i know 4chan is dicks, we've been around, we've seen what the people here say, but out in the real world some people are just transgender. or 'ACTUALLY transgender', if you draw some line. (maybe some people lie, people lie about all sorts.)

>I jst knew i was the other one
>if a soul has a gender then it would be there either way
is that being transgender? or why is it NOT being transgender? not saying you are or you aren't, only you know obviously.

whenever i meet someone who speaks multiple languages fluently, i ask them what language they think in. i suppose you could 'gender' the voice in your head, right? if i think 'hello, i am thinking' (just did it), tbqh i'd say that's a male voice. just is. in my head.

Corr quite the stazione is Milano Centrale

Talking to shop workers makes me anxious, credible threats to my life don't affect me in the slighest, and I mean the slighest.

>>81616040
What if a shop worker threatened you?

>>81616045
Some shop worker having some mental breakdown isn't credible really. If some shop worker genuinely did want to pop me, they wouldn't lash out in the shop, they'd just politely serve me and pretend nothing was going on

>female james bond

Getting bored of the Malverns now

>>81616076
The names bond, jamelia bond.

I can live with the fact that I'm not attractive to women, I can't live with the fact I can't handle them though, dealing with them is just so tedious, and to many men it probably comes naturally.

third wank of the day i reckon

just had a wank lads, what did i think?

>>81616040
>>81616063
i remember one shop worker on the tills who just said, "here, i've had enough," and went off to have a panic attack or something.
it wasn't a scene, nobody laughed or got angry, she just left and went somewhere else.

feel like i owe her a card.

>>81616076
what's next, a human Doctor Who?

we are in weird hours

post weird stuff

Nothing quite like a coke bottle enema to really clean you out

Glow's new video looks womfy. Shall be watching that in beddingtons later sexless simp stylee x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg7HMKi4YsU

>>81616021
Yea i get what youre saying.Am jst doing self preservation bc its 4chan desu.The times i lightly bring it up before am trying to frame it like this.With a plausible deniability nd a past tense.So if somebody that i like here takes a problem with it i can jst say its something am over now.Ppl that i like here said things about that subject that i realised theyre not into it. So am like that.Alright.Am worried about alienating ppl nd being viewed different than if they jst took me as another lad.I wish i was a lassie at the end of the day.But i try not to talk about it here explicitly.ITs jst a lot of baggage these days.Know what i mean.x

>>81616216
This is a dream x

Post nightwalk/nocturnal tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXilShVK0fc

>>81616320
>or why is it NOT
Fr the simple fact that i 'keeping it private' phillip schofield style.If hed never said anything then would he be a gay man?He would know but nobody else would.U know.I was more open when i was younger n then i clammed up, by the time am feeling open again its kewl to hate on it,at least where i spend most my time.So its like that.

Yeah I got them wausage wolls on tap x

>>81615455
That was me.. fivesurveys.. ive just been answering about phone contracts and food and drinks things. Dont look at me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os9DYRZyk-w
Time to walk.

A bit late to the conversation but seen my grandad at the weekend who is almost 80 and he was autistically rambling at me about being on the last boss in Hogwarts Legacy and all the collectibles he has left to get. He usually only plays Lego games so this was a big step up for him. Low key proud to be honest. Nutter is deep into Disney Infinity and Skylanders as well, has 100s of those wee characters.

>>81616339
https://youtu.be/TMSbmYv0ntY

>>81616339
N this 1 is cute https://youtu.be/fccXHLXczIY

>>81615625
Nope me again.. i was just pissed with that eva cunt.. dont get distracted. Keep looking. Im intrested and im too stupid to play along with you tho

>>81616302
gotcha gotcha
honestly i think that's the best way for things to make progress, you either 1. have someone in the 'in group' who is 'one of that lot' or 2. someone in the group falls in love with 'one of that lot'

if HelperLad got his perfect Aryan Britain with him at the helm, and one day his closest aide said, 'Helper m'lord, i have something i must confess: i have been practising Judaism this entire time,' i reckon he'd be a bit flustered then they'd have a few pints and a laugh about it.

>>81615653
Will everyone stop getting at me, i just type like this. Im not a fed
No cunt say " Thats what a fed would say" stick it up you arse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch-TDGW-zXs
I have to keep walking

I've been watching some Chink dramas on Viki and quite enjoy how lavish the historical ones are.

>>81616455
what was that recent one everyone was into? might have been an adaptation of Romance of the Three Kingdoms?

give me your chinkino recs.

>>81616476
I only really started looking into them so nothing to recommend as of yet. They seem to have a shitload of shows to choose from. China must love historical epics because there are a lot of them. Apparently all the subtitles on Viki are from fan teams which is interesting.

>>81616455
>>81616476
Commies cant dump shit loads into their productions. They work in the 100s of years and not like we do in like 10s of years . Their propaganda is well crafted. Id be carefull with their "History" its probably true but well skewed

>>81616476
Read one of those. Fucking boring after a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM3NEg8d0jA

>>81616420
Lool.Thats funny.x

Gna be rly sad if this place is gone.x

>>81616556
Innit just.. im just transient but thisnplace has kept me going through some tricky years. I got to know people, left, come back and theres new people and fewer and fewer of the regulars.

Itll be sad if it ever disappears altogether.
You can only connect so much in a pub. Somewhere new will crop us before long tho

>>81616556
pls rember crossylid

This bunny remind me of this piccy >>81615150

>>81616585
Dark days ahead x

>>81616587
Love it, its actually pretty bang on.
>>81616613
I dont think so, they'll scan and monitor for a bit but what the fuck are they gunna do? Send out spacksqauds to round us up? Just pre plan a backup somewhere before they do get a handle on the lot. I dont want to know, sadly, im already prime suspect for being one of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg

never forget crosslad (c) our hearts

>>81616630
I guess i mean moreso if the site becomes inaccessible in the uk like gab

Somebody help me tame this animal I have become

>>81615762
What you playing lad, seen a few posts now n it looks reet neat

>>81616647
Vpn? Jobs a good en . I have to use one anyone because im a phone poster. My data wont let me access otherwise.

>>81616679
HowlinG@this. Hes 4x more hairy than a rabbit.x

Elen am a lassie now x

>>81616716
Is that not jst a adult content filter on your network?You can turn it off usually

Feeling a bit ill

Getting on that gotham wxxldt style

These pills really taste like shite.will be glad when theyre gone.

>>81616752
Yeah it is but i dont have ID or a credit card, plus its through vodaphone and it means setting up q parental app through them and its a faff i cba with.

Want to see an actual negro who sorta redeems them some of them in my eyes?
Have a gander. Tis on normiegram tho
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLVfh6MMS8E/?igsh=MWppczRieDBxd2J2OA==

>>81616776
whoa i was just about to watch it, synchronicity

(it's fun but i cba to watch the whole series again, just liked it when it was on)

All I do is play vidya most of the day or go on youtube. I don't even enjoy vidya much anymore and working seems like it would only be some deadend jobs until I die. Really stuck. Time is going too fast.

>>81616943
Tell me about it, least youve got games to play dude. If i can spare the cash im going to buy either a switch or modded ps vita on the 2nd. Fuck knows how much im going to get tho . UC . Its ny first payment but ive already had an advance too.
I want to play Animal crossing or maybe have slightly unlimited options with the Vita. I havent decided yet.

>new Squid Game weason drops tomorrow

Oh aye that's my weekend sorted x

First episode of this Chink drama is a bunch of noblemen hunting women for sport kek

>>81617042
Never watched that, seemed a bit cringe to begin with but everyone raves about it now. If i dont bother with the handheld games im gunna invest in a laptop instead. Might actually be able to watch new things instead of freeview on this bastard thing
Ignore the dalmer face.. im watching something on seriel killers. Fuck all else on at this time worth watching

Lenovo v14 Laptop windows 11 ryzen 3 12GB ram M.2 256GB
Would this be good enough to run some basic games dya reckon? Im not mad keen on computers ive always used consoles. Found this for 60 quid but it keeps bluescreening or some shit but im guessing a paki can fix it for about the same money???

>>81617111
Mate how old is that telly fuckin ell
freeview in the current year? haven't watched a terrestrial channel in years

>>81617165
Just put GNU/Linux on it mate. Probably sort the blue screen out if it's not hardware related.

bit grim this innit
>>81616931

>>81617199
Ive no idea.. it doesnt even have a brand i dug it out of my uncles shed. Its has 8 buttons and half to 3/4 of those dual as volume down.
>>81617208
I aint that smart. Ill pay a man to do it for me. Ill fuck something up. Maybe ill get it and see if someone here can walk me through it

>>81617227
hidden as soon as i saw it
grim

>>81616517
I just like the wuxias fuck knows how accurate some of them are but I'm gonna take a guess and say not very much consider it's all magical realism bollocks
very entertaining though

>>81617237
Looks like a telly I bad 20 years ago in me bedroom
if it gets the job done then Bob's your uncle anyway de lid
>>81617243
Very strange how deeply buried the arsehole is between those monstrous flapping cheeks

>>81617165

Probably. I have a 16gb ram 3k OLED laptop and don't even game on it. Just shitpost on 4chan and watch YouTubes mostly.

>>81617267
I thought you smashed your OLED laptop liddy, fuck me you saying that cost you three grand? AUNTY NORA!

>>81617267
The guy wants 60 quid and apparently they go for 300+ online. Problem is it boots and bluescreens he says. Reckon thatd be an """easy"""" fix or is it worth skipping over and looking for something else.

just watched K-PAX what a fucked up film has kevin stacey in it

>>81617288
Helper isn't the best person to ask I don't think, maybe linuxmong is around

>>81617276

I broke my first one back in March. I got the exact same laptop refurbished after. Couldn't go back to another standard laptop after experiencing an OLED one. Felt like too much of a downgrade in life x

>>81617320
think I read this book years ago
he an ayylien innit? think there was a kpax 2 as well
kevin spacey is great a shame he got cancelled for being a freakazoid, love him in se7en and american beauty

>>81617266
It does the job i guess. Its good enough to watch. Im poor and i was never home enough to invest in this sort of thing before i got sacked. My savings have been spent all up on rent n the like. Food n shit.

>>81617327
Why's an OLED laptop cost 3 grand anyway? is it a gaming laptop? Alienware?

>>81617339
Why'd you get sacked buddy? You embracing the NEET life now or looking for another job?

>>81617336
yeh well you can still appreciate media / art / music from someone even if they have different views from you or they are a cunt.

>>81617325
Ill ask in the thread tommorow.. dont get this UC bollocks till the 2nd anyway so ive got time yet. My idea is if i can get any ol laptop i can maaaaybe run like stardew or something on it? Torrent some films n that. Not have to watch everything on this small phone screen / shit regular TV. Maybe even use it to get into video making for youtube. Ive always wanted to make things but never really had the time or energy, might be good fun i reckon. Not for muh ad revenue but just for fun really

>>81617357
What does NEET mean? I keep seeing it everywhere

>>81617351

Mine cost nowhere near 3 grand. I got mine for about 700 quid on sale. Acer Swift Edge (16 inch).

>>81617371
oh sorry there de lid I misread your post
anyway you're right OLED is a game changer especially for watching kino and gaming
>>81617367
stardew can run pretty easy on most anything, even on an android phone

>>81617369
not in education or training usually applies to young people but I'm in my 30s and still NEETS so wahey

>>81617398
So just people who arent in school or train?

Me n wklds sleepover

>>81617405
people with no job and who aren't actively in work or training etc etc

>>81617405
or employment

>>81617385

>OLED is a game changer especially for watching kino

Yeah and also videos play extremely smoothly on this laptop, at least compared to my previous ones. I can watch 4K videos on this one without it buffering once whereas my older one couldn't even play 4k videos, it would just crash the browser lmfao. Happy times as long as I don't break it again like a retard.

>>81617357
It was me posting about it the other day if you saw. Maybe not tho. I just didnt get on with the bosses at all. Arguing and shit everyday. Its a long story but i worked there simce i left school. Technically before that but dont worry about that. Plus my brother was one of the bosses and it was just making things difficult, ya know? Too many arguments and like.. bad tension outside of work too and it just wasnt good anymore man. Anyway one of the other lads pulled me in one day to give me the usual ear ache and i just kicked off.. pushed my luck too far i guess. I got away with a lot but i guess j went too far this time and that was it. Got a call at 6am telling me not to bother coming in anymore. Sent me ny p60 and that was that.. out on my arse.
Now im signed on but i have no idea what to do about rent g.. ive got till oct on my tenancy so he cant just kick me out like but i cant pay for it and i dont really know what to do. Ive asked for a copy of my agreement so i can show the job center but the office still hasnt emailed it to me.

Stressed isnt the word man, hence why im doing fucking surveys for a pound a time. Genuinely sending me into a bad hole man. Sorry for ranting. That didnt even answer the question did it

>>81617431
kinell foxes are cute but sometimes the one around my way screams like a banshee and it's fucking terrifying

>>81617432
UC will cover ur rent.Housing benefit

>>81617398
Acc got on my phone now and thats just a samsung a70 .. just have a broken screen so its not the best experience like

Ive taken to day drinking, TV and pushups every hour. Thats all i have to do RN. And selling my data for food money. Feel like kms desu

>>81617432
U not got a copy of tenancy agreement in your emails or smth.Search for pdfs

Kinda wempted to open this wag of waribo tangfastics but necking a bunch of sugary sweeties in beddingtons at this time probably isn't a good idea.

>>81617432
Sounds like a shitty situation all around but the tension was bubbling and it was gonna boil over eventually I suppose. Will they still give you a reference? Fucked up if they won't if that's your only job you've had.
Maybe call in to citizens advice and get a meeting I'm sure they could give you some guidance on what to do re the rent and that

Oh mammy am on universal credit.Am so happy xx

>>81617461
for me it's twin snakes or smurfs

Thats ma money i get fae the social.Its MINE

>>81617491
*swipes your money*
it mine now lid hehe

>>81617444
>>81617452
Nah boys, ive asked the office the landlord has but the lady there has just forgotten i reckon. Have an appointment tommorow at the job center so im gunna mither while im on my way there to see if i can get it sent over rapid like. I think i should be okay till it runs out its just aterwards im really worried about. Im hoping to try and get on with a rolling contact here or try and see if i can get onto a council place but truthfully i havent been thinking sbout it beyond that. Scary innit.. good chance of being homeless before xmas i reckon.
>>81617463
Yeah they will i reckon. My brother can sort that out. We have diffrent last names see so it shouldnt flag as like.. a biased opinion? We're on good enough terms like. It was just work causing all the issues mind. But we're not that close really but he will do me a good reference if he has to. I havent asked yet but im sure he will. He messaged last week just to see if im okay, if im still at this HMO. I replied but he never responded. He cares i think
I live a sad life

>>81617478

Decided to open it up and have a few but not eating them all. Could be doing worse things I suppose.

Mammy he stole ma money

Suddenly tired af,nd feeling the pills a lot

Pussy money weed x all a nigga need x

I have fa1th that God will save me frm the wretched mong of my current state

Goodnight everyone
Im out at lunchtime so i best get at least a few hours eh.

date night(ish) with the QT romanian grill went well, just had to drive back home in a rush because i was about to get the shits, honestly think it was just all the nerves from earlier on though, in a not too distant parallel universe from this one i shat myself in the car while she was in there with me and im probably waiting for the next train to go by so i can jump infront of it now, interesting to ponder

3:33 liminal niggas

Me? Watching some YouTubes until I go sleeps. By the way, anyone else's dreams feel sort of "AI generated" lately, mine just feel really random and without meaning lately, if that makes sense which is why they feel like watching them weird AI videos.

Quite h*rny tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU5hlMcosN0

I go sleeps now. Too tired for anymore ASMR.

A fresh nu day hath dawned, hath it not
Indeed yes

My gloomcore mammy-wife x

Time for my wee beddy byes x
>>81618235
Ninight

good night cross lad have a good night

Up and too bright to sleep again FFS

Why won't Shippy's boss pay him more than minimum wage?

The redpill and blackpill bullshit has dry-rotted whatever braincells most people had left in their heads.

Ruthmong's a virgin because he is socially isolated, plus rarely approaching and interacting with other people (saying hello to your mother isn't approaching). Combine that with not wanting a fat chick, he automatically reduces his options by 70%. Then combine that with wanting someone not on SSRIs, that reduces his options by another 7% - 10% (because over half of the SSRI users are probably also fat). Then combine that with wanting an actual long-term relationship with children and not just a casual fling, he just reduced his chances by another 10% - 15%.

If Ruthmong doesn't drink, or party much, he's effectively reduced to using online dating apps. He's now literally competing with thousands of men over a few women that actually meet his basic standards. There are no incels. That's just the way dating is today.

>>81618684
Not slept a bloody WINK since this post

The clock isn't being run down fast enough desu

my boomer colleague brought up this story at the office today and said it's fake news and / or the woman was clearly applying wrong because you can't do 600+ good applications in 18 months since it takes more than two days to prepare a good application

>>81619250
She probably one click applied on indeed/reed 647 times. 98% of those listings would have been fake

>>81619250
I bet your boomer colleague hasnt applied for a job since 1980. People like that are completely out of touch with the modern world and have no idea how difficult it is to get even an entry level job at fucking Tesco. 1000 people all applying for the same job and the recruiter is going to read 10 CVs at best. Getting a job today is like winning the lottery. Grim.

>>81619250
Why are you in the office at 7.46, having already had a conversation with your boomer colleague and had the time to type this post.

>>81619258
tbqh I wouldn't know how that works since I'm a useless nepo baby and all my jobs have been offered to me first and all my "job interviews" were purely formalities to fulfil HR requirements

>>81619280
it was yesterday afternoon

but I am at the office already to dodge traffic

>>81619292
>>81619280
oh yeah just noticed it said today, my bad

was going to post it yesterday around midnight but didn't, then had the post all typed out when I looked at my phone first thing at the office so just posted it

>>81619250
All I know is when I started looking for a job I did apply for quite a lot in one week.
Not like "100s in a month" territory but not only can you use multiple job sites I had a recruitment agency basically shoving my CV everywhere, even for jobs I had no right applying for.

>>81618832
Ruthmong has undiagnosed autism mate. It would not matter how many women he was meeting. He is not capable of even thinking about human interactions in a normal way. His lack of success is not circumstantial. It is pathological.

>>81619250
One employer said they received 10,000 application to me once. Emoloyers can easily get 700 applications

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y9mm333p2o

>>81619480
1,000 cock SSRI stare

I've got neurological issues that effect how my body functions, and I get tired easily and I'm weak. And I have incontinence issues. And I have glaucoma. I don't get anything extra each month. Basic UC. Cunts.

You know what I hate about houses with pebbledash exteriors?

The sort of scum that live in them.

>>81619490
Do you not get LCWRA?

>>81619490
Putin is paying 60k USD /,year and 10k USD sign up bonus to fight in Ukraine

>>81619512
>houses with pebbledash exteriors?

Company forced us to update our laptops to the latest windows. I fucking can't stand it.

>>81619520
>Putin is paying
Yeah I'm sure that's what they say in the recruitment office

>>81619520
>60k USD /,year to fight on a frontline
That doesnt seem like much

>>81619543
It's not, people don't join the military for high pay.

>>81619517
No, they at first said limited work capability, now I'm waiting trying to get them to reassess me. They claim I had an assessment, then a reassessment 5 months later, but I only had 1 assessment.
Got a neurological appointment next tuesday, then going to start pestering the Dr's and say sign me off (again). I was handing in sicknotes when I started signing on, then UC said I no longer needed to hand in sicknotes. Now this. Set of cunts.
Said to UC yesterday, I'm on limited work capabilities, but not on limited work capabilities and work activities? WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

>>81619550
In Russia 60kUSD would go very far

>>81619557
True, but that's not the salary of a Russian soldier, that's the salary of a foreign fighter working for Russia.

>>81619543
>>81619550
Thats in Russian money. If you covert the amount to our money its 400k a year if the british gov used the same formula

>>81619560
It is salary of russian solider. Thats why 30k sign up every month its life changing money for them

>>81619550
>people don't join the military for high pay.
Why do they join then?

>>>/pol/508765543

>>81619569
>Why do they join then?
NTA but, TO KILL.

>>81619562
he literally said USD

>>81619569
Lots of reasons - compensated tertiary education, learning skills, adventure, something 'different', to kill, a sense of patriotism, alternative to poverty etc. etc. These all vary over time/place/country/people but yeah nobody joins the military to get a good salary because unless you hit the top 0.1% of command you don't get one.

>>81619590
In peacetime yeah, but in Russia where everyone know you're just going to get thrown in a meatgrinder, you need some serious incentive

Occasional reminder that both Russia and Ukraine are equally corrupt immoral lawless shitholes, and allowing Ukraine into the EU would be as batshit insane as allowing Russia into NATO

>>81619552
If you no longer need to hand in sick notes a WCA assessment might have been triggered and you will have to attended that to get LCWRA. Get her as much evidence as you can about your illnesses just in case. If you are on LCW you are required to prepare for work or attended any classes or restarts as they deem you somewhat fit for work. If you are awarded LCWRA you have no work commitments.

>>81619606
Yep also true.

>>81619613
Yes and no. Ukraine was literally the most corrupt country in the world by every assessment by 'the experts'... until Russia invaded and it became the current thing and suddenly it was a shining bastion of liberal democracy. Russia used to be essentially the same, but Putin seriously reigned in the oligarchs and mafia and now the situation is more like there is corruption, but it is confined to certain areas and monitored carefully while the average person can interact with the state in a relatively uncorrupted manner. Essentially he corruption has been curtailed and, where it does exist, formalised, to make it easier to navigate.

Interesting to see how Ukraine/Russia both compare in 5/10 years from now after the conflict is over. Russia seems to have weathered the storm quite well by most accounts due to extensive financial planning and massive internal industry, while Ukraine has an absolutely depleted state capacity and demographic situation.

>>81615739
Factorio and Rimworld are both above 1000 hours, Stellaris and CK2 just under 1000

>>81619632
>Ukraine was literally the most corrupt country in the world by every assessment by 'the experts'
What corruption? I never saw this and I'd sooner expect any expert to point to russia/china or one the worse african nations rather than ukraine

>>81619632
>Interesting to see how Ukraine/Russia both compare in 5/10 years from now after the conflict is over. Russia seems to have weathered the storm quite well by most accounts due to extensive financial planning and massive internal industry, while Ukraine has an absolutely depleted state capacity and demographic situation.

Ukraine was finished before the war started, the state of Ukraine will still exist, but it'll just be a bog standard globohomo EU member, there's not reason why they cant just cut their losses at this point. Taking the Russian areas was a piece of piss within days, taking the Ukranian areas has been arduously slow. I've not doubt that Russia probably could take 1/4 of the baltic states too because they have a sympathetic chunk of the population, but the threat beyond that is close to 0

>>81619650
>What corruption?
This isn't /pol/ tier Pro-Kremlin ramblings, it was the western consensus up unti the war, Worse than Russia by every metric. It was a borderline failed state

>>81619615
They never ask me about jobs applied for anymore, that stopped a few years ago, I don't even think I have any commitments, I haven't done anything for years desu, they put me on a course that was meant to help people with illnesses, but even they can't find a job that I'm suitable for, they said "oh become a full time ebay seller". I've not spoke to them for months, each appointment they don't ring, and just pretend there were issues contacting me. 1 lass even said her bosses were on her case, as they wanted people to sign into some thing, and put what jobs they are applying for, and I said to her that I won't be signing up as I'm not looking for jobs. Finding out what is going on with my health is more important than becoming a source of tax for the government.
Latest bennies appointment has been put back by a couple of months, so no rush to get these sicknotes sorted. See what neurology says next week, then get in touch with my dr's. Either try get 1 sicknote that signs me off for months to years, or get them to do me 1 sicknote a week, bombard the UC knobs with shitloads of sicknotes. Cunts.

>>81619580
Would you fight in a meatgrinder war for 157,000 GBP ?

>>81619659
Nah, not for any money

>>81619656
Yeah sure, I'm asking for examples.

>>81619659
The idea of getting free high quality vocational training, travelling the world for free, getting fit, and mostly dossing about in the barracks sounds quite appealing, but the risk of actually being sent into conflict is just far too high

>>81619659
if 150k is life changing money for you, you need to take a long hard look at your life

>>81619669
I don't know lad, I've just seen the graphs

>>81619659
Not in an active war like that one no. You likely won't see the first paycheck.
Or you will and then you get sent on a suicide mission human wave offensive.

>>81619650
If you personally never saw it then I can't tell you that you did, but like this lad says>>81619656 it was the very uncontroversial assessment of everyone around the world that Ukraine was eye-wateringly corrupt in every way, to the point where it was competing for the top spot against insane despotic regimes in Africa.

>>81619651
The state of Ukraine only exists to the extent that the Unites States pays for it to keep existing. They're literally paying their state pensions, teachers, firefighters etc. Ukraine is defacto the 51st state. As for Russian ambition outside of Ukraine there isn't any and anyone telling you otherwise is signalling to you that they're retarded and not worth engaging with. Russia has not the means, money, resources, manpower, military capability, political capital or will to engage in any further land wars in Europe. Pure hawk rhetoric. Ukraine was telegraphed for a very long time and the reasons for it go beyond 'Putin big bad guy doing a hecking imperialism!'.

>>81619676
fucks sake fine i found my own example anyway
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47571043
i guess the bbc wouldnt dare publish something like this now

>>81619670
For 157k you are 100% going to war lad.
>>81619674
500 quid a week is life changing for me kek

>>81619674
It's not for me, but it genuinely is for a lot of people. That's like 6 years wages after tax

>>81619686
Yeah and most of is no tax

>>81619669
NTA but can you imagine the Guardian publishing this now kek?
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2015/feb/04/welcome-to-the-most-corrupt-nation-in-europe-ukraine

>>81619674
Are you joking, that shit would make most people go from "cant afford a house" to "have a house with a tame mortgage"

Do any of you lot ever wonder if you have half-siblings out there? For me it was the main reason I did a DNA test and uploaded the data onto all the main DNA/ancestry type sites. Still nothing yet though

>>81619691
Man I'm old enough to remember when the guardian was actually good journalists. It used to be the only paper I trusted/liked and it slowly turned into fucking nonsense.

Best part about Russia-Ukraine is all the hot thin young blondes from Ukraine deciding to do hardcore porn desu

>>81619704
Porn? It might be for you but it's not for me

>>81619692
most peoppe already are homeowners

Tuppence and anus

>>81619706
Yeah man that's why there's constant news about the housing market being brutal.

>>81619713
loud minority

>>81619706
In this thread? You've lost the plot, you said people would 'need to take a long hard look at their life' if 157K was a lot of money. This is almost certainly b8 anyway.

Even for a homeowner, someone would be able to suddenly retire 6/7 years early

So its pretty much confirmed there is some govt agency activity here. Slightly concerning.

>>81619706
Impressive, very nice... now let's see people under 40.

Government agencies are soooo gay.
Captcha 77poof

Yeah I've got 3 million in crypto and 2 million in cash, a 10 inch swinging donkey cock and balls, 7 kids, 2 wives and 3 cars but I also post on r9k

Louis Theroux style documentary on SeasideMARK

Hey, govt agencies, riddle me this. Why are you obsessed with some lonely lads, when there's rapey stabby forrin criminals in the country?

>>81619753
Be careful with that hate speech mate

It not my fault I'm like this, it's the previous government's fault.

>>81619759
Sorry lad, I meant to give you a (You), but I did not give you the (You).

>>81619746
>For a man who claimed his life was lush, it was hard to see how others might think so. Single, childless, overweight and on benefits for three decades. Chased by creditors, living in squalor. An alcoholic in denial. I couldn't help but think that if I was in his situation, it would feel very far from lush indeed.

>>81619729
Not concerning at all, the glowies are part of the furniture here, it's Brit/pol/ that seethes at them

>>81619789
NTA but, shut it ya glowing bastid ya.

>So that's how you spend the majority of your days? Talking into a camera about your plans to drink alone?

>Yes deeee lid!

>And does that make you happy?

>...

No wonder the country is getting worse, our security agencies are sat on their arses shitposting all day.
Do yer fucking job, lazy fucks.

>So how is visiting every oxfam bookshop and Toby Carvery in the country aiding you with your desire to produce as you call it "sprogs"?

>>81619788
This is one of those things where everyone reads this in his voice

>>81619832
Are you suggesting he shouldn't go out to public places where he could encounter a female?

You're a sham journalist louis thepoux.

>>81619832
Well, contrary to popular beliefs Louis, Toby carvery is actually very healthy, white meat, carrots, peas, other vegetables, what's not to like, and Oxfam bookshops? Knowledge is power

>>81619852
'Healthy food' is mostly a meaningless concept if you're consistently eating 3000+ calories of it a day.

>As soon as I stepped foot into Scarborough I could see it was a town that had been left behind, like so many other seaside towns in Britain, and like so many of the residents itself.

>I was here to meet 'Ebin' and I suggested we climb Oliver's mount to get a better view of the town, but as soon as I said that he looked down at his phone for a few seconds, before shoving the phone in my face, which was displaying a picture of two white cartoon characters with their mouths open pointing at a mountain.

>>81619907
fucking hell id watch that, where Louis Theroux just meets a mega shitposter IRL

Don't worry lads, they figured it out. It's actually Russian agents putting them up in hotels at taxpayers expense, arranging GP, dental appointments, private healthcare, granting them asylum and housing them in new builds, giving them pre-paid oyster and credit cards, all while getting them jobs working for deliveroo. Quite the covert operation.

>>81619921
Source: The Sun
About as as trustworthy as my bunghole.

>>81619921
Bloody Russian bastards. And the Rusiian bastards aren't just setting them up with a GP, some of those Russian bastards are getting them into private GP's.

>>81619926
>About as as trustworthy as my bunghole.
NTA but, and our government. Sorry, the Russians.

>>81619921
>in a bid to overwhelm the UK's border defences
What are these exactly? Our 'defences' are apparently made up of RNLI taxi services that pick up the people on the boats and drop them off on our shores. They're not overwhelmed, they literally don't even exist.
>and stir division
Aside from the gay stakeholder management language used here it's quite telling that they recognise that mass illegal immigration (to say nothing of mass legal immigration) is dividing the country, yet they do nothing to stop it.

I just hate the government so fucking much it's unreal.

>>81619944
>tories let everything slide to shit
>they finally get voted out
>"not a big fan of labour, but it'd be really hard to be as shit as the last decade or so"
That'll teach me for having any form of optimism.

tempted to go for a little walk later shippy style

>>81619987
NTA but, the poor tories had to deal with the crap situation the previous government left them to deal with.

>>81620019
WHy does spam mong keep posting this image. Is he gay?

>>81620040
they had 10 years to sort it out and didnt really improve much
you cant pin Liz Truss on the previous government

>On my way to meet BritNormie in Glasgow I bumped into a contact in the advertising industry

>"Hey, long time no see, sorry I can't stop, but you wouldn't happen to know where 'BritNormie' is would you, I think I've got the right building? To my absolute amazement, my old contact from the advertising industry WAS BritNormie.

Here I was expecting to be talking to an unemployed incel, yet here I was talking to a successful married man with an active social life. I was genuinely speechless, what was he doing here?

>He kept laughing at my name but told me 'louis' was a 'meme' and he wasn't laughing at me. If people like this can be found in /britfeel/, how deep does the rabbit hole go

>>81620019
>a little walk later shippy style

>>81620054
That shows the severity of the situation they were left to deal with.

I hope you understand this is humour? They are all shitters, despicable creatures who do nothing but lie and try to appear virtuous.

Unironed shirt
Glaswegian crossdresser

>>81620063
Yr Wyddfa

>>81620074
It's hard to tell nowadays m8, but we're in the same boat.
I'd love to have someone tell me Liz Truss was Labour's fault.

On dat dere gym grind in an hourington

>>81620118
that bird's got cum all over her corr

ngl PROPER cannot be arsed today with work, just burnt out me, wfh and ive done basically fuck all, im only human they cant expect me to work to the same flat standard week on week, just unfair, go hire AI and put me on universal basic income (cover my rent and give me a few quid for food) and I'll take that

>>81620156
blue tit

They've traced the deficit back to King Harold, he left William the conquerer in the shit. We've been struggling to claw our way back for thousands of years. It not rite.
>>81620088
I just try to have fun, but being truthful, if previous governments had thought to blame previous governments, they would have done it.

Deanomaxxing bros what we saying? The Ryanair to Napa next week?

>>81620171
whats the point in going on all these package holidays surrounded by other british people? might as well go to skegness

>>81620171
His numberplate is even DX (DeanomaXX)

>>81620206
To post about in on social media

>>81620206
Better than being stuck indoors lonely and depressed, no?

We all sailing for better life x.
We set up pub gardens and put benches on the beaches.

do they allow febreze on planes?

Real talk I haven't seen the real Cheeka in like a week. Where is that lil nibba

>>81620254
No, you have to fart into a tube that forces the air outside.

>>81620164
phwoarrrrr spaffin me nuts off de lad

>massive multi document e learning on the importance of sitting properly whilst working
>literally 3 main categories, a self assessment and the categories contain multiple documents with questions and tonnes of text

its actually winding me up, who tf creates this utter utter shite, its so pointless ffs

>>81620292
Welcome to the world of bullshit jobs, bet there is a load of HR roasties employed for this shit

>>81620302
its just a monopoly of bullshit keeping people employed in bullshit roles, someone, probably multiple people sat down and created this utter utter shite, I didn't realise the world of work was this pointless

>>81620271
He probably felt very hurt by you orbitting Crossy

Just measured the longest pubic hair on my balls and it's 4.8cm. Bit long, might trim later.

>>81620328
Reckon Cheeka mogs Crossy. Experienced power bottom turbo-shagger vs a "i'm straight" virgin crossdresser, you know what you're getting with Cheeka, hes a proven player in the game.

>Pornhub to introduce government approved age checks in UK


Pornhub to introduce government approved age checks in UK

>>81620292
This is how yuor boss wants you sat. Hunched over, millimeters away from your screen (so as to spot ALL mistakes), sweating profusely so your sweat moisturisers your eyes (so you can focus on working harder)

>>81620356
Pornhub is absolute shite. Erome is where its at.

>>81620338
Post your bush

>>81620350
True, but he's an alpha widow, Crossy might genuinely be up for something, and even a committed relationship too

>>81620356
If that's all they will ultimately enforce for 4chan we'd be very lucky.

>>81620369
NTA but, 4chan won't comply with requests from Ofcom, or the gubbermint, so they'll just ban the site.

https://youtu.be/RsKqMNDoR4o

"Don't let the sun go down on me" duet with Crossy

never been so bored in my life desu senpai but no energy to do anything

Don't know about you lads, but I might be tempted to play minecraft. Just saying.
If I can get it onto this PC, I can't remeber any passwords for mojang account or if microshite will work.

>>81619921
Why are you deliberately misrepresenting what the image says? Stupid twat you are

>>81620417
too hot to play minecraft

Risky work going out at this time of day, will have to layer up in SPF50+

>>81620412
im ready to give up in life i am
lifes just not for me desu

Making things up about other posters is it king?

>>81620425
no reason for me to go outside, there is nothing out there for me

>>81620446
There is big hills to walk up and down

>>81619615
blad you should get a job working for citizens advice, specialising in bennies advice for spackers

Two "purges" in two weeks after binge eating at night, at this rate I'll be going competeing for the bulimia'dor with prime Tilde

Post-400 anxiety very very bad right now. New one quickly please.

Working at the Job Centre in Kentish town.

Here's a great new thread lads
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Is being hot the latest gimmick? It's pissing it down here along with strong winds.