Maya Jama is fit edition

She's a good looking lassie

>>82106492 (OP)
Not particularly happy with some brown on the thread image. Not racist just don't like em simple as.

>>82106492 (OP)
Very nice lass this

>>82106500
She's a British treasure

>>82106492 (OP)
*slides up to her*?
Hey BB, may a jammah willy in ya?

>>82106510
Your cock wouldn't feel the difference when it's inside her

>>82106511
Ooof imagine creampieing Shipina

Shippy's arse and fanny

I won't be telling you about my new R asmr lass from York who is 24 this month.

>>82106528
You just know he's fapped over his images of female'd tripfags and namefags. Amd managed to get kids involved as well.

I've had some good burgers in my time. I love a good swiss, melted swiss cheese and roasted mushrooms and caramelized onions on a burger. Uh that is hot stuff, you can get that at a number of different places.

I do actually want a job but half the time it feels like the boat has sailed when you get to 30. Too old for apprenticeships in the trade. Don't have any skills. I would appreciate if someone took me on and taught me stuff but it feels like people just cant be arsed these days.

How much does a forklift truck driver make? The dole said they would teach me and it wouldn't cost me anything

>>82106555
Have you ever been to Switzerland?

>>82106536
Is it asmrTHOT#98978675657678867565456786564544333445678989126243456475986096867235214132536747484? She's fit.
I also have another joke, but it's an murricany joke, but I'll say it.
ASMR, more like ass more amarite.

>wake up
>lean over and grab the xbox controller
>xbox one x starts up, takes a few minutes
>fire up the twenty year old laptop on the cardboard box used as a stand
>take a piss, change underwear and socks
>go down and eat some snacks that doesn't require any preparation
>get several pepsi max cans and bring them upstairs to the boxroom
>next 12-15 hours gaming
>go back down for piss and put chips on at 1 am
>eat them and rinse mouth out with water
>switch to youtube on xbox and go to bed
>xbox turns off after 1 hour inactivity

what a life.

>>82106569
In all seriousness this lass is a right british rose. It's hard to find these types these days.

It just bothers me this lass is dating a muslim. He's likely only with her because she looks innocent and young for her age. Can imagine he just says all the right words.

>>82106563
Forklift driver is still unskilled and you'd feel worthless still. I expect you'd never get a date in any kind of unskilled work after 30. Sadly women want a man with prospects otherwises he's sad and boring.

>>82106564
Currseeeee I haven't. Scared of flying me.

>>82106595
Who's life is this? Can I swap please?

how is it even possible to apply for benefits when you have no id, no p45, nothing to prove who you are? meanwhile you can get arrested and the police soon believe who you are.

Women want a guy with ambition and goals. Women want excitement and fun.

>>82106638
It's a sad life mate. I don't enjoy it. I have no mental energy to change. Even if I were kicked out I'd just be one of those saddos that just lays in the street all day.

Love gardening me i really do, cures one of depression almost instantly

Wankers of England cut rates again ffs. Me savings account worth less and less.

>>82106641
Utility bill, council tax bill, bank card, passport, voter ID, birth certificate, doctors note. Many ways to prove who you are lid.

>>82106660
Invest it in stocks, mong

no woman wants a mid 30s saddo working a low-skilled dead end job

Quite the refreshing R&R this hath been, if i do say so meself

>>82106660
Go and withdraw it all, buy a safe, and keep adding to it yourself (adding to the pot, as they say). You could look into stocks. Depending on yer morals and sheeit, find a company doing that is involved in doing wrongs agianst us, and invest in them. Palantir stock has jumped massively in the last 3-4 years (I don't have money to invest, thought you should be aware of that).

>>82106687
Rimming&Rectalprolapsing?

Hope welper didn't get poisoned by shit wokey. You don't know what they are putting in that stuff now a days. World gone mad.

Just want Ryan Keely to call me a bitch and give me a hug lads

>>82106492 (OP)
Vacant self absorbed cow, demon that one.

>>82106705
He went to hospital, 80% full of immigrants he said. Waiting time is 10 hours apparently.

>>82106764
Shut up incel freak

>>82106777
Shut your skinny ass Multiple Miggs.

I wonder if I am the only lad here who truly loves his life

>>82106780
I'll spin your jaw

Avoided the friendzone like a champ.
Shooted my shot, got a `no`, moved on.
Blocked on all platforms and IRL.
We do not chase, kings. We hold our frame. We are strong men.
Never falter and always believe in your path.
Fanny is never worth it.
Tits are temporary.
Only God is permanent.
Hail hydra.
#grindset

me? sent home from the office due to construction above us so im ''''''''''wfh'''''''''''' eating some jerky, having me coffee then pumping the iron instead me thinks oh aye, am I not? wfh tomorrow as well, wfh wednesday, oh it is lush

>>82106791
mines alright and i like myself

Site loaded more slowly for me when I got on and I thought it was over

>>82106826
Good lad. I like you too

>>82106820
Weekend has started for you my leeed

me? happy to be in the so-called '''friendzone'''

incels seriously be all, 'bawwww tfw no gf!' then have FRIENDS
i have one friend and she's great and i am GRATEFUL

>>82106631
>Forklift driver is still unskilled and you'd feel worthless still.
Why is it unskilled if you need a licence to do it?

>New research done on a recently discovered pre-historic mass burial site in northern Algeria has found that ancient humans lived horizontally under the ground

>>82106916
got one mate left over from uni, saw tom last saturday, hadn't seen him since september, probably wont see him until next year. Do wish I had more friends, ive had girl friends and I quite like it, they try to set you up with people and are usually sociable so you actually see them fairly often unlike blokes where you see them once a year when the stars align. I like women, for the most part.

>>82106926
Did you say hello to Tom from me pal? Hope you had a nice day.

>>82106926
> I like women, for the most part.
yeah same they're not bad,arethyey

>>82106930
I did actually and he said hello back, he knows of 4chan. It was a funny comedy gig and the pints were refreshing.

>>82106916
I have a really good female friend. We've been pals for a long time. When we were younger and the hormones were flowing, we both thought about something more (and we've discussed that). But the timing never worked out. We weren't single at the same time, or we didn't live in the same place, etc. etc. In the end I'm really glad nothing ever did. We'd just have broken up and then never spoken to each other again. Whereas now, we're mates. We're more like family really. I love her, but not in that way. And it's great.

yeah, it was a great night at the comedy for sure. it got a bit weird with tom though. end of the night, he made a move on me. nothing dramatic, just a hand that lingered too long, a look that said more than it should have. we didn't talk about it. we just sort of let it hang there, like smoke in the air. ah well

HE IN SWANAGE LIVE


https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHklZCEBbr4

>>82107038
How old is SSM these days? Looks early to mid 60s.

what's a good game that will run on a dying PC, doesn't have a plot to keep track of, and feels like i'm progressing/doing something productive?

please /britfeel/ i'm going peculiar my (one) skirt no longer fits and now i've started to tell myself that i find it appealing how it digs into my waist and genitals and

I'm not a Muslim. I have no intention of converting. But the more I learn about what happened to Fatima al-Zahra, the theft of her rightful inheritance, the way Abu Bakr and Omar treated her, the more disgusted I feel. You don't need to believe in Islam to recognize injustice when you see it. This wasn't just some political disagreement. It was a betrayal of a daughter whose father had just died. A woman revered by millions, denied her rights in broad daylight. I'm not part of Islam, but I know this much: if something like this happened today, everyone would call it what it is. Theft, abuse of power, and a disgrace. Truth doesn't need a religion. Right is right, and wrong is wrong.

>>82107062
Sorry but /britfeel/ has currently been banned by Ofcom, we are sorry for any inconvenience, please post biological tits after the beep, or GTFO. Beep.

>>82107108
>biological
oh my 'going peculiar' i meant i am wearing a skirt despite having male genitals because i am biologically male
nothing wrong with that, is there? it's not a 'sex thing' and even if it was (which it's not) it's in my own home

>>82107121
>it's not a sex thing

Genuinely curious, what is it then?

>>82106977
>irl mate knows about 4chan
Wish i had a mate like that ngl

>>82107121
That was only said as there's anons that pretend to be girls for attention?
Have you ever played stardew valley? That's good, and I don't think it's too resource heavy.
>>82107142
NTA but, I speak with my mate about a lot of topics that are on /pol/ (minus the racism), and have sometimes wondered about telling him of this site, but I don't think he'd get it, and all the porn/gay/tranny/racism spam might be too much for him (not like we've not had enough of it).

>>82107136
in all earnestness, i think i was drunk and had gay/transgender friends at the time and thought 'you know what, maybe this COULD be a thing' and ordered a skirt off Amazon.
every now and then, i put it on, feel incredibly awkward (even though 'it's just fabric/clothes') and then put it away again. should probably toss it in the bin, really.

>>82107167
Fair play lad. Good to experiment

purely down to brass tacks if any clothes thing should break down gender barriers, it's that women's jeans should have pockets. i have spoken.

>>82107166
>Have you ever played stardew valley? That's good, and I don't think it's too resource heavy.
aye that's a good one but i've played it a fair bit. something like that, maybe a bit more arcadey/action-y? or at least just a loop where you're progressing OVERALL like Slay the Spire, that was solid.

24 HOUR EXPRESS COURIER HAS GOT MY IBANEX XIPHOS XPT700 IN ITS ORIGINAL HARDSHELL CASE MINT CONDITION CORRRR ITLL BE HERE TOMORROW

>>82107174
it's daft because you think of 'experiments' like 'ohhh opening up a bit' nah i just had a 5 quid squirt on, looked/felt incredibly daft (nothing against them gays, just not for me), and now what do i do with the actual item?

my real issue? hoarding. i put about ten of my Amazon boxes in the BIGGEST box and recycled them, and it WAS satisfying, but what about all the other boxes? what about the bags?

>>82107182
Have a look at my friend pedro. It's not a game that takes ages to complete, but I thought it was really good, and kept me entertained, and even got sweaty (in a "oh shit, no, am I gonna do this,? argh fuckfuckfuck" kind of way)

>calling a guitar XIPHOS
holy fuck the edge I can't take it

5 days off work and i cant be arsed to do anything

>>82107142
hes an interesting one, hitler sympathiser yet doesn't go on pol, did 8 years in the army before I met him during the undergrad, stayed friends into the msc, personally knows the names of higher ups who have done war crimes in afghanistan but ive forgotten them, not released to the public, got shot at by africans in kenya a couple of times and looks like someone youd meet in a millenial pop punk concert. Hes a good lad tom.

Shagging a right ugly girl when you're really horny is actually better than shagging a good looking girl when you're not that horny

>>82107183
> IBANEX XIPHOS XPT700
this does not sound like a genuine item. i thought you were on about a knock-off iPhone or summat.

chuffed about your guitar, lad. were you also the guy who did NOT make a gig friend? ;_; either way you will have your music

>>82107200
its ridiculously edgy the xpt700, I was looking for guitars and thought no stupid shapes no stupid colours, black boring superstrat shape for me and what have I done? saw the xiphos and thought ive got to have that, previous ideas out the window. Apparently its a very comfy and playable guitar, decent pickups, bridge isn't amazing but I will be swapping it for a floyd rose original later down the line.

>>82107194
aight will give this a download. cheers lad!

Said have a nice day to everyone today, hopefully that will get me 5 star ratings
Not sure if I have to report safeguarding concerns desu, there was one house with 2 young kids on their own, at least I think they were on their own, they didn't answer the door but opened the window for me to put the parcel in
I know I'm supposed to watch out for fraud, says if there's loads of parcels for different names, did 2 see completely different names for the same address, both female, I'll watch out for it again if I get the same round

>>82107217
thats just ibanez names, they're always retarded and long and sound cheap but are regarded as solid instruments. I sort of ish made one, stef has agreed to a gig but we cant find any at the minute, theres a load in september and october though, not sure why gigs have died towards the end of summer there were a few before. Not too fussed though fuck it.

>>82107233
are you that anon who works for the Home Office or whatever it was?
>safeguarding concerns
>2 young kids on their own
HOW young? i mean if they can walk around and open windows and understand parcels and things, are they just like 8?

i used to be left alone. the hell is a working-class parent supposed to do? be in two places at once? not a risk.

>>82107245
>HOW young?
Shippy, enough, this is getting tiresome

>>82107245
>are you that anon who works for the Home Office or whatever it was?

no thas me
>>82106820

now worried because i'm not saying i order drugs or anything like that, but i do get letters addressed to previous occupants who clearly had some 'Cheap Boilers 4 U' thing going on. just concerned one day the police will turn up and there's no proof i'm NOT John Moneybags, Director of PPI Claims Ltd.

>>82107232
Hope you enjoy it anon, I really did.

>>82107245
No lad I'm doing deliveries. I'd say like 6-8 or something, I suppose it's not that bad, house looked tidy and that

>>82107256
yeah clocked that post and wondered how the hell those two things could go together.

there is more than one person, in the world. mad, if you think about it.

>>82107261
There's also no proof you are.
You can proof you are you, even if you need to resort to a phone call to yer mum.

>>82107273
do you know when you're delivering people drugs? be honest. i can take it.

Those who seek should not stop seeking until they find. When they find, they will be disturbed.

Was like 5 minutes late for a few of them because I stopped for a cigarette, didn't want to smoke in the car with people's packages
>>82107261
Think you'd be alright if you showed them your ID
>>82107283
It's all clothes and shit lad, reckon I'd be able to tell though

>>82107183
Corr show us when it arrives liddington.

>>82107280
maaate i don't even know who i am

it's mad that if i was just dropped out into a random street RollerCoaster Tycoon style i'd be wandering around and i COULD be some illegal immigrant. i'm sure a Brazil (the film) situation would kick off and they'd see i'm a white English bloke born here with all those records going back to the early 90s. but MATE, that INTERIM PERIOD though

OK, 9 min of chill time, then shave and shower, more chill (hopefully) and heading out at 15:40 to muh bennies appointment.
>>82107292
Job seeking? Yeah it's quite terrifying when you end up getting one, it's the hours maaaaaaaaaan, they take their toll.
Gifrel, the man is the job seeker, and the stool is the job he finds.

>>82107306
I will, imagine if I open it and theres no guitar in there. Dont think josh would do that, I can see his face on the reflection of it on the listing, plus I also know his address, he wouldn't josh is a good lad. Plus ive also got paypal protection so its reet.

>>82107293
>your ID
don't have that muck. i have a (registered copy of) birth certificate. free country. haven't done any crimes. even if it's called into question because i'm doing a crime, what can they do? my physical presence should be enough to prove i'm me

>>82107204
go out for a little walk, come up with summat, yer not thick lad

had one of those 'Universal Credit notification' emails and shat myself. put it off until just now.

>Discover Support That's Right for You -- All in One Place!

some pure emoji-laden 'journal entry' going on about stopping smoking and mental health and that. stop putting adverts in my income stream.

had a decent time on uc, never had to do the journal stuff and all my work coaches were milfy types who liked the fact that I was clean shaven and wore clean clothes, got referred to a youth coach thing 30 seconds from my flat and went once ever 2 weeks, sometimes longer and was left to it and given 600 quid a month which was alright

for me, it's 5 years off work.
all scrounger-shaming aside, you think you'd do something class, wouldn't you? pure hermit, dedicated to his craft, ends up making a masterpiece work of art or coding some world-changing software.

me? don't want such grandiose things. all i want is my bladder to stop hurting. that's a pretty fair ask? even if it was the Nazis in the war

Back from my American trip de lids. Here's my entire haul which luckily made it back in one piece.

>>82107378
why does it hurt? hate the idea of chronic pain id just end up offing myself eventually even if it was something minor, had the shits for a week and felt like calling it quits

Literally been wanking for 80% of my working day.

Why lie about going abroad? What's in it for him?
Just seems a very odd thing to do.

>>82107351
Do you smoke? You should really stop.

>>82107396
>why does it hurt?
Its ketmong

>>82107400
6.4 hours? kinell lad, found a spaff site not blocked called erome, refuse to give an id to wank, one day itll be imagination only

>>82107415
Been mostly on imagefap, simpcity, coomer and twitter desu lad

>>82107420
did you do the id? cba giving 3rd parties my drivers license

>>82107425
No, none of those require ID. I like wanking, but I'll never get a LOICENCE to do it, that's just fucking absurd. Government is a bunch of totalitarian commies ffs.

>>82107430
cor a 6.4 hour wank on non mainstream spaff sites? true dedicated to your craft, youre like the lebron james of wanking

ad a dream me ma showed up and was complaining that Craig Charles is black now. I have no idea what that dream was.

>>82107396
>>82107413
>Its ketmong
yeah.
don't abuse ket, kids. i HAVE to be more pragmatic about
>offing myself eventually
>calling it quits
which is just an utter shambles. failure of society, really

>>82107404
Hardly lying, I have family in America. All those releases are region 1 and it's as simple as that.

>>82107443
Cheers mate, I like to think I'm a pretty good wanker.

>>82107415
>itll be imagination only
hear me out: i think that is a good thing. feels like i'm being awkward/contrary for its own sake, but i WANT lads to not want porn, if you get what i mean

>>82107451
Appreciate the (you), mate, but who do you think you're replying to right now?

>>82107460
Thought it was someone accusing me of lying about being abroad. Sorry if I am mistaken me lod.

>>82107469
Yeah, that was me. Sorry, you've lost me, what point are you trying to make?

>>82107459
it is a good thing, I dont think i could do just pure imagination I think id need a jpeg of at least one pair of tits tho

>He's lying about going to America and collecting DVDs
>I'm hardly lying! I have family there and I've posted loads of photos of my DVDs
>Um who are you talking about? Why are you replying to me?

>>82107393
>friday trilogy
nice

>>82107476
I have a feeling I'm being bamboozled.

don't u guys hate when ur adhd makes u manipulate people for personal gain and harm small animals

>>82107493
Bloody Hell the first two films are on the same disc so bitrate will be shit I reckon.

I really, really want to absolutely deck a girl right in the face while we're having sex. I don't want to do it against her will and without her consent - we'd agree to it beforehand - but yeah that's my one sexual fantasy, just fucking away and then when she's not suspecting it just fucking reel my arm back and slam my fist right into her face, bare-knuckle.

>>82107455
so is it one marathon wank or just wank royale? just see how many you can rack up? could not be arsed with that, does it not hurt after the second hour?

>>82107515
My gf likes it when I slap her in the face during sex. Really slap her anywhere but in the face she loves. She also loves it when I spank her right on the cunt

>>82107515
For me it's without consent tbqh.

>>82107393
Welcome back dvdchad

>>82107515
sorry lad but even if someone consents to you to hurting them during sex and EVEN IF him/her're a homosexual, this is considered a crime
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Spanner

>>82107517
Most days from the time I log on at work to the time I go to sleep I'm wanking to some degree. I do a fucking doss wfh job so just have my own laptop open gooning for hours. Little pauses to make food and stuff, but no more than 15-20 mins at a time and then the rest of the day literally I have my hand on my cock. It hurt a bit when I first started ofc, but this has been my routine for years now. Wank for 8-10 hours a day and spaff at the end. Go to sleep, wake up, repeat.

The 40% tax rate was brought in during the 1988 budget. At the time only 5% of tax payers qualified for that bracket of taxation. Today, for the same to be true, it would have to be raised to start at 90,000 per year.

The government continues to fuck everyone in both the long and short term.

>Starmer ditches growth mission
...you don't say!

>Starmer abandons growth for 'living standards' interventions next budget
Translation: Starmer and his government are intellectually incapable of understanding economics and ideologically incapable of implementing pro-growth policies. The pivot to 'living standards' (ignoring the fact that growth inherently boost living standards) will focus on further taxation and redistribution, once again punishing anybody successful enough to be above the median. He will then claim to have 'raised wages' for the usual suspects - doctors, nurses, teachers, civil servants etc. Everyone will continue to be worse off as the economy further stagnates.

It's LITERALLY all so tiresome.

>>82107531
Cheers me lid. Fucking exhausted to be honest. My sleep is gonna be fucked for a while but brought back some extra strength 10mg melatonin.

>>82107576
Hope he slips on the banana skin in Mario Kart.

>>82107393
Corr what a haul. Good to see you h back at home liddington.

>>82107576
Pipe down and get back to "editing" that meaningless academic journal, midwit

hows your mass censorship internet? You guys are north korea now. kek

>>82107590
It's actually a portfolio of journals mate. Our publishing house currently runs over 50 of them x
but yes I am the first to admit that it's 99% meaningless bollocks, it's just a job lad, I don't do it for love of the game or anything

>>82107587
Thanks, lid. Now it's time to see what all this ID verification bollocks is about.

>>82107629
If I was doing something as just a job, I'd want to be successful enough to be above the median. That's just me though.

>>82107551
nah this line of thinking can get to fuck, if you're on six figs then you're laughing anyway, thank god money is going to public services
>should five per cent appear too small
>be thankful i don't take it all
fuck off George Harrison you dead prick

What's WoW like these days? Bit bored and thinking of playing an MMO

>implement absurd levels of regulatory requirements
>recognise that it's going to fuck small businesses
>should we maybe not do this then? nah, we definitely need to do it!
>introduce some stupid blairite 'HR voucher scheme' introducing yet more makework and grift into the already bloated system

Is it so tiresome? It's so tiresome.

me? earn a graduates wage and the government after all the taxes including council take 25 percent of my monthly wage so I refuse to work 1 out of 4 weeks of the working month, get to FUCK I will not work if you do not pay me. Do just enough to not get collared, done nowt all afternoon and I work for the government.

>>82107674
they did a WoW classic/vanilla revival, they were doing the game as it was being released 'today', re-introducing all the 'new' expansions

kind of a cool gimmick but with the obvious caveat that if you missed THAT gravy train you're fucked until the nu-nu-revival

not materialistic, dont want a career, have 0 interest in climbing the ladder, only do it because im forced to by this system to produce taxes like a bovine forced to give up its milk to the farmer.

>>82107702
Honestly it's a very good idea they had. I personally hope they do these cycles every couple of years. Nothing was as incredible to me as playing through a new expansion when I was a little kid. I missed the boat this time around but hopefully they do another go after this one is finished. Playing WotLK for the first time was one of my top 5 gaming experiences of all time ngl.

>>82106820
Also WFH today (and most days desu)

Currently sat in my dressing gown watching more episodes of the Osbourne's, it great.

Home office sounds interesting, I work in criminal justice meself

i love white cider

>>82107652
For me it's finding a fulfilling job. Don't give 2 fucks about money. It's why I love working in the 3rd sector so much, at least I know I'm actually making a difference to people's lives.

>>82107754
its a bit fucking repetitive but I'm not trained on everything yet, the main thing is the PNC that we use, thats quite interesting as you can read everything someone has done and then get pissed off that fnorc refuse to deport them despite it being crack dealers, rapists, child molesters, serial rapists etc. Bit of a cunt though remembering every single nuance of the british justice system.

My mate Abdullah Hashem is coming over.

>>82107739
i could just never get into MMOs and i was skint, the concept of 'subscribing' to a game was mad. got some one-month free trial thing from a pal into WoW. did quit enjoy just wandering about doing daft stuff, but it's one of those situations where there's some clear thing you are 100% supposed-to-do and the grinding just becomes office work.

me? got a few gold pieces off my mate. used to just ride the hippogryphs back and forth. flew over some mad volcano where you could see the top lads fighting demons and that. maybe i'm a bad WoW player, but i have the memories.

>>82107791
Do you frequently find that's the case with a lot of folks marked for deportation?

I've found the opposite in my area, very rarely have I worked with someone non white. All the sex offenders I've dealt with have been white men from the UK.

Sometimes I'll have a read through someone's offending history and background and it breaks my heart desu, every single one of them either grew up in care or were addicts and homeless by 15, never stood a fucking chance.

Remember this lad? Literally a year ago, feels like 2-3 month max, mental innit

>>82107812
well mines all forins because we work with fnorc so its all migrant related, some are sort of white like the romanians, bulgarians and albanians but they look off, for some reason we have a tonne of africans from the netherlands, I dont know why that is. We dont have access to early life stuff as we have to pay acro for acro certificates which dig up stuff on people but usually we have the basics. I come across 1 in 10 for deportation but most of the time they dont even get deported for some reason, even if its stuff like rape, drug trafficking etc, or they get deported then are allowed back, ive seen that too many times. One example from this week was a pakistani in manchester who was making child porn, was found guilty but wasn't sent to prison, was referred to fnorc then when I looked on another tab it was deportation order not pursued, so weve got some unemployed nonce who just gets to stay. Another weird one was a bulgarian sold a car and left his pistol and ammo in the car, seller reported him, they found his prints on the pistol, case marked ''NFA'' for no further action and nothing happened? dont understand why.

The "Shippy has Appeared" Satellite Channel broadcasts in Arabic via Nilesat - six days a week from 13:00 - 00:00 and as well as English, French, Farsi, Malay and Spanish on Saturdays; reaching millions of people in the Middle East and North Africa. Through live phone-calls, viewers can ask their questions and pledge their allegiance to Shippy on live TV.

>>82107797
hope he's alright lad, it's high tide today.

>>82107878
Might have to report this post

>>82107609
Started watching actual tranny porn in defiance. I'm just weird like that, haha.

Need an HHL wollocks update

>>82107791
it's okay lad you are just following orders

>>82107836
Wee bastard he was. Can't remember. How did he die again?

>>82107866
i expect we have different views, but it sounds like you should do whistleblowing me laddy

>>82107909
mad sesh, fell off a cliff, no need for media/social media attention. just some lad.

>>82107866
Do you find your work had influenced your opinion on people who immigrate?

The biggest 'the system is fucked' moment I've had so far is people on remand. You can be on remand for fucking years and be found not guilty at the end, and you don't get any sorrys or whatever the fuck from the police and justice teams. Most of them have lost their jobs, homes and possessions by the time they're released, fuck are you meant to do then?

The truth is that Jesus was the son of a roman soldier called Panthera

>>82107938
Oh aye and wasn't he a ball root as well? Proper scum but the media made him to be an angle. Mad.

>>82107944
>The truth is that Jesus was the son of a roman soldier called Panthera
source

>>82107946
How are you better than him?

>>82107939
i wish more people WOULD use the justice system rather than petty social shite that can equally destroy lives
>b-b-but there's no crime
great then do literally nothing. the absence of action.

>>82107962
Just am mate. Don't need to explain it. He was scum, like a young Helperlad.

rebecca ferguson owes me marriage

>>82107959
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiberius_Julius_Abdes_Pantera

>>82107939
big time, all romanians are basically criminals to me at this point, idk what is in romanian water but they just fucking steal everythiiiiiiiiing its crazy how many romanians I see doing sham marriages, forging their documents, petty thieving and selling drugs. I never see them murder anyone though, just steal everything and sell drugs whereas when I see an african from the nederlands I play a game where I guess if it will be an affray, battery or robbery and I've been right 80% of the time so far lmao. I know its not all of them but for fuck sakes. Also the portugese like to rape people, throwing that out there, every single Portuguese ive come across is a rape case, not sure why. The system is fucked big time, why does unemployed Alexandru Ionut Ciobanu who has 4 counts of petty theft, 2 counts of driving under drugs and alcohol, 1 count of driving on a disqualified license and one assault deemed ''nfa'' not get sent back to romania? its not a warzone is it and its not like hes up to much over here what is the point?

>>82107976
Yet he had a rolex and you don't...weird

>>82107976
Young HHL was a highly successful youtuber. You?

>>82107983
Wouldn't mind cumming on her freckles.
>>82108005
I have even better, a Casio.

>>82108010
"Highly successful" lol

There's a lass kicking off in t'jobcentre, went right quiet and as I was walking out she was sat at a desk with a bennies claimant wrangler on the phone, and I heard "and think god she got to the jobcentre THIS NEEDS SORTING". Lass sat opposite her was fit as fuck (scientific term for attractive gurls).

>>82108021
He had thousands of followers. How many did you have?

Just verified my age on Reddit like a good boy with a toilet selfie.

>>82108035
>Halifax job centre
Utterly grim

White women are called to serve the superior members of black deities.

>>82108037
We had equal success on YouTube

can understand a teenage girl shagging a Roman lad then saying it was magic to be quite honest.

girl at my school said she was pregnant and had a baby a week later. she brought in fucking PHOTOS of a baby to prove that she had somehow had a baby. this was year 8/9, so old enough to know better. some of the slaggier lasses went "right, who did you have sex with, then?" and it was always some waffle

>>82106492 (OP)
damn you bongs really have it bad, huh?

y'all bongs work there?

There used to be shame in being on the dole.

I wonder if any of the Roman lads were pissed off about not being able to enjoy prime Galilee pussy

>>82108035
well, with the raw, unfiltered anonymous nature of the internet, i am here to tell you that the lass kicking off is probably having a better time in life than you. she has friends. a boyfriend, even.

>>82108068
You do know not everyone in the UK lives in London, right?

>>82108074
yous Americans actually say "y'all"?

>thomas the tank engine dlc for train sim world 5
doin alreet there de lids

Imagine being a grown man and playing a game about Thomas the Tank Engine.

>>82108105
Terrible, badly optimised game from a greedy publisher. Ruined it with that new lighting gimmick. Enjoy your microstutters.

i know i should 'lurk more' but i have yet to grasp what
>thoughbeit
>thoughever
>etc
mean

>>82108058
>We had equal success on YouTube
Proof?

Imagine being a pervert in a way that involves children and playing a game about Thomas the Tank Engine

>>82108035
Why was she hysterical

Imagine being a grown man and going to flamingo land

>>82108134
You can't prove a negative lad. We've both had zero success on YouTube
>b-b-but he had thousands of subscribers
So fuck? Where's the money? The career?

GPTcel spitting those facts straight at me again

He doesn't hold back, does he

>>82108130
Oh I agree. I haven't bought it, still on Train Sim World 4. Just thought it was neat.

>>82108132
thoughmerely words in our English language, thatbeingso.

>>82108132
Soundspacker nonsense, ignore it lad. Soundspacker is a spacker from germany who posts his bullshit here after being chased out of /int/. He got his name from all the complaining he used to do about the neighbours banging on the floorboards or something. Get 4chan-x and add these to your comment filters


/\b.+burgh\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\b.+bergs?\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\b.+shire\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\b.+ington\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bphwoar+\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bprep\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bprepped\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bnibba\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\b.+ingham\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\binna\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\blurkan\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bSchizoid boomer\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bBoomeroid\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bw/the\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bMelatonin\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bShidd\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bNu\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bBoomer landlord\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bSommet\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bshidding\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bhafta\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bcorr+\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bfoids?\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bma+yhaps\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\bthoughevermore\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;

>>82107183
cor, guitarberg is in the lincoln depot, still not got the other guitar back from the music shop that I handed in on saturday so they'd lower the action, bloke didn't come back till monday but its thursday, tf is he doing with it.

>>82108163
Only losers use filters

>>82108149
6 is out soon. Even on old consoles. No wonder it runs like a turd.

>>82108163
>Get 4chan-x and add these to your comment filters
Virgin moment

>>82108168
He just annoys me, why look at things I don't like

>>82108163
state of those filters lad kinell

Imagine living in Slough. Grim.
https://xcancel.com/CrimeLdn/status/1952988010343215385#m

>>82108176
Why don't you put your dinosaur pyjamas on and have a little hot choccy petal? There there

>>82108154
objecting to portmanteaus, doinot.
neologism waffle? hmm, yoda i am!

>>82108165
>>82108163
oof filtered twice for the second line and fourth from last

>>82108173
Fuck me I feel like 5 just came out. This isn't a series that needs yearly iterations.

>>82108187
I have got my pyjamas on but they're not dinosaur and I don't have any hot choccy, drank all my choccy milk yesterday as well, gutted

>>82108050
Haha, woops, no, erm, I'm in nova scotia. Brrr n sheeeit.
>>82108094
No need to be mean anon, it makes no sense, I mentioned somebody kicking off (fact) and then that she was attractive (another fact). All I can think is, you're jelly?, I swear BB, these other bitches don't mean shit, I only have eyes for you.

>>82108163
no need for Ofcom if you're shielding your own eyes
shine on, you crazy diamond

>>82108185
all those cops just standing around, my tax money hard at work

Might or might not rub one out, me

Have not decided as of yet

>>82108196
It's a gimmick because new games sell more than dlcs. You have to redownload everything too.

>>82108215
Supposedly Orson Welles suggested this film be called "The Turd Man."

>>82108140
The advisor? Not sure, probably miffed at the state of things.
t. Lad that's been waiting 2 years for a reassessment, and within the next few months will be classed as disabled, but is yet stuck in the"work prep" group.

>>82108224
to what m'lord?

Can't stop thinking about me 24yo asmr lass. She lovely.

>>82108231
Why you find a job and leave the job center?

>>82108185
all that chav scum need a good curb stomp

>>82108229
lime juice is all i'm drawing out of that

>>82108231
Forgot to say, she kept saying it will all be to do with PIP soon. I said 2026, she kept saying no well they've not said that.
Im left waiting, while about to be classed as disabled. I said to her, OK here's an option for me, I sign off lose my housing element and my housing, then sign back on the following month and get a new assessment. She kept saying I'd be reassessed, but I know I won't, it will be left till pip changes, and that's another year or longer. Im fucked now, I only see a way of getting an assessment by signing off and back on.

well, back to the drawing board.

>>82108269
Can you work in an office

>>82108247
>Why you find a job and leave the job center?
I know the words, and what they mean, but your sentence makes no sense.

Feel better after having some sleeps. Having some wacon saunies for din dins. It is what it is x

>>82108278
Order some wominos de lid, nothing gets you over a rough one like a fucking good salty cheesey wizza

>>82108278
mad how they think we don't notice connections

>>82108247
Try that again Ahmed

sat in a pub in soho watching all the sexy girls walk by

>>82108276
Nope. Bowel and bladder issues (MS symptoms) so not able to enter a workplace, no customer service job, as if I need to hobble to the toilet I'll have to go immediately.
Data entry? I have some coordination issues now as well, so would have issues with that.
No I'm truly fucked, and was a dick when younger and only thought of teh future just before it was time I had to stop working. What savings I had, are long gone.

>>82108285

I might order one this weekend. Just getting over that bender now so don't want to eat too heavy.

I can't even get bennies due to mental illness and no ID. The mong here thinks I must have something. I genuinely don't.

I didn't do that filter before I get the blame. Soundspacker is a good lad, he's funny and I miss tales from the commie block that he did and his boomer landlord wanting temperature readings.

>>82108307
you the anon with the bad legs?

Pipe down pollers lad

gotten fat, and one of you cunts has figured this out

HOW DO I HERMITMAXX? WHAT DO I EAT? oats + milk = weight and misery

Laughing out loud at them filters. Love me soundFRIENDisms tbqh. Anyway, garnnnn pub.

Me? Don't filter any posts on here cause I'm not arsed

If women refuse to mate and have offspring with the bottom 90% of men, we will be entering into a Children of Men tier fertility crisis scenario.

Humanity will die out. At that point, only employing Axlotl tanks on an industrial scale will probably save are birth rates

Why do some brit lasses look really old for 24 and some look really young?

>>82108347
when I neeted I just went on 3 incel walks a day, lifted weights and combined with my 24 yr old metabolism lost fat as I was cutting, get on the arnie grind

>>82108329
Alri there man like lollers, how's it going? Sorry not been on t'cord, I'll message you with a fun story when I'm back at the weekend.
>>82108330
Got bad everything at the moment, legs included. But I do think there are other anons with bad legs, so I may not be who you're thinking of.

>>82108343
>pollers
see, it's this kind of context and intuition that that the robots can EMULATE but can never truly understand.
do you parse this, robots? i don't care how in the future you are, you will NEVER be a person

>>82108364
i was on that undereatinggrind for a while. few days off food was like being drunk. it's weird.
but even then, i bet i'd think if i was fat i'd want to be thin.

>>82108366
The context is, lollers is loved by the thread (he's a good lad), and the person who spoofed a poll is a bitter attention starved faggot.

Imagine going for a tatted roastie

Coalburning, STD's and disloyalty all wrapped into one handy package. Maybe a pinch of cluster B as well if you're really lucky

>>82108365
Hey mate!
Long time no speak. OK no problem I will have the discord open for the weekend, I look forward to your funny story.
I was thinking if sometime you would like to sort something out for IRC, you know for when we get banned, maybe some lads and yourself would like a place to regroup. Or maybe everyone will just go back to *jak.

>>82108358
The working class all start on the fags and alcopops when they're 12, and then move on to hard drugs by the time they're 20.

>>82108383
just eat wholefooods, I dont think its possible to stuff your face full of meat and veg to where you can get truly fat, if you just lifted a few times a week youd burn so many calories, its the great thing about muscle, it requires calories to maintain so you can just eat more and you dont even have to do it that often

really tired af today me x

i oppose Lollers' vices.

Necking them wacon waunies now.

Got the Anker Soundcore Space One headphones. Pretty decent for the price point. The Chinks can make decent tech, most Chink electronics I've owned have been grand.

would quite like to see some snooty House of Lords type debate lolicon tbqh. bunch of toffs looking at daft drawings and deciding what is good and proper. i WOULD watch that.

>>82107693
Would you work 100% if all the immigrants of the last 60 years were kicked out of the country en masse?
t. Civil service policy researcher

cor blimey, ive been out of work for 8 months now
put on two stoney woneys, learnt that im capable of breaking any chair i sit on now at the grand weight of 14 stoney, proper feeling like a right heffa.
tried to get back into fitness but me knees cant do it,extra weight made my super mild knee oesto arthritis into my knees might snap off, gunna have to have a finky about this, probably use the eliptical at the gym when i get down there after me knees heal up

>>82108516
love that the chinks make cheap spyware, must be filled with poor lads just jerking their meat

>>82108495
Do you mean the dude weed?
Yeah, I was straight edge for 3 months. Kicked the demon booze but replaced it with weed, I got 12 or so months no booze then stopped smoking the electric lettuce. Then I bought some for my birthday and well, umm, I will stop again.

>>82108558
Cheap spyware? They're not gonna get much from me apart from music, porn and telly.

>>82108578
thats what im saying lad, they probably got a vault full of neets slapping their meat

>>82108535
I mean, id probably have to given thats a large chunk of people, I dont think thats realistic all at once though, as much as Id fucking love to have this place return to that. Government should focus more on the natives, make it cheaper to have kids, make wages higher so a household can do well on one wage (because 2 people aren't meant to work 40 hours and do house work ontop of that this is bullshit) and train up its natives so we stop this insane endless hundreds of thousands per year crap. We were managing before mass record breaking immigration im sure we can figure something out ffs. So I suppose yes. In the mean time deport every single foreign criminal.

>>82108582
Kek. Is porn legal in China? Japanese porn is funny you can show an arsehole but not a pussy.

We all rock bottom in life x

>>82108562
nah i meant the whole 'being into kids' thing

>>82108588
I'll paraphrase it and bring it up next Friday, ty.

>>82108593
dont know lad, dont want to know. all i know is china is the fookin future mate and no amount of trump screaming and crying with his tarrifs will stop it. meanwhile england is implementing chinese laws to catch up but its all a bit too little too late, we're gunna fall apart and all thats left will be russia, merica, china nd probably africa

don't really have anything to add, just opining that i enjoy this civil service anons' posts.

Need to go in shower later and freshing meself up but cba. Got that voluntary work tomorrow morning.

worked for civil service me, felt like i was dieing inside reckon its a good job if you do what you like but not fun feeling like hitler every day no sir

i wish things were simple, down to brass tacks.

i don't even know what instructions my computer is running right now. it's just doing a whole bunch of them, there it goes.

>>82108640
aint you gunna stop it from doing that lad fucking hell cant let it just do things like that

>>82108639
>>82108637
>not fun feeling like hitler every day no sir
maybe HelperLad should walk a day in your Hitler-shoes, see how HE likes it

Not a fan of pollers creepy fake nice guy act

>>82108605
so what does a civil service policy researcher do? do they actually listen to you? at least tell them to make fnorc deport people more, I have endless cases of rapists, drug dealers, drug traffickers, human traffickers, people who distribute cp etc who just get ''deportation order not pursued'' and its annoying as fuck.

>>82108654
I'll tell ya it was fun at first but then its lonely when you go home and then it gets worse over time but the money is good. Just broke down in the end, for me I guess I cant sell my soul for cash and money but for my colleagues they just thought I was a pussy so there ya go.

Took me all of two seconds to verify my identity for porn. I really don't give a fuck. I don't agree with the law but it's not that much of a hassle. What is worrying is them implementing it for stuff labelled as "problematic," etc.

Did it mention as I was sat waiting for the taxi, I heard my advisor laughing with another advisor over talking about reassessment. Not looking good for us genuine lads, they are concentrating on assessing new claimants. How many new claimants do we have? Surely nothing to do with the arrival of hundreds of thousands of nukay irregular (new word for illegal, int it cool how new phrases come about) citizens that happens annually.

My only options for being assessed are, wait till next year for all the PIP changes, or sign off and lose everything, then sign back on.

Doing my community service for assault and drink driving classic nice guy lovely lad style did I mention I'm an alcoholic paedo too? Nice guy though

wont catch me ever giving the government my identity to watch some porn

>>82108681
It's just a selfie who gives a fuck. If it was only ID I wouldn't do it.

>>82108687
Thank you for your service Mr Pervert

>>82108639
I feel like im some sort of disgusting commie kgb pencil pusher when I walk into the building, which I sort of am, hate it

pakis
>out
poles
>out
and everything inbetween + remigration + rewilding the british countryside = the shire

it would be so lush

>>82108535
I would happily work warehouse jobs, if I didn't have to work with brown people, yes.
That's kind of what I want to do, anyway. Mindless repetitive labour.

Serious "Dexter" vibes

>>82108646
just does stuff on its own. it's mad.
>computer, move memory address $A to block %Y

we knew what it meant, back then

my only friend who isn't a very good person is phoning me up begging me to come out and do charlie and booze with him knowing I've been sober for 3 months. Literally taunting me saying he's gonna start sending me pictures of shit lmao. I normally would because I'm pretty weak like that but the blow he gets is actual dogshit. Last time we went out most of it was paracetomol

>>82108698
A desk job in civil service wouldve been easier for me but I was out there marching around lad. Now im an unemployed loser.

Corr, ka n rum, very nice.
>>82108421
Yes we need to sort something. I won't be frequenting the shart.
The story isn't funny, it is in a karmic way I suppose.
If you've seen in the thread, twas me who had all his stuff pawned by a crackhead friend.

acc no scrap that
>in George Orwell's 1984, Winston Smith is a civil servant. He works in the Records Department of the Ministry of Truth

this is literally me, cant believe im in 1984 this is proper shite, would rather have 28 days later 2bh than this

>>82108602
Oh, my latest intrusive thoughts are of shattering plate glass shards ripping into children, I see their eyes being punctured with broken glass and their skin torn to pieces.

Me? Yeah I've got an image for ofcom tyrants to verify.

>>82108714
what job? thought most of this shit was pencil pushing

only those getting filtered cry about using filters

Haven't wanked in two weeks because I didn't have any privacy in America. My balls are swollen and ready to burst. Going to have to give myself a right seeing to tonight. Oily Wapanese lassies and pale lassies with pink vaginas are on the cards.

>>82108726
youre a bit of a wrongun aren't you

>>82108727
Is this Crossy's mammy?

>>82108734
Filtermong cope

>>82108712
I had a friend who had great cocaine but the vibes were off, everyone was leeching, I think I was the only lad who put cash in for the powder.
Every other lads girlfriend would come up to me and ask me if I thought they were a crack whore, then if you even say anything too em there lads would come up and be an inch away from a fight, then you're all best mates when the powder comes out again.
I liked it for pain relief, the instant sobering affect and the ability to waffle bullshit with confidence but at the end of the day I'd lie if I too wasn't always looking for another sniff, so I walked away left em all behind havent done it in years.

>>82108733
Civil service encompasses a lot of jobs matey, some jobs that you dont even want/cant tell your friends about

>>82108358
Brits on average are the ugliest white people

>>82108702
If you are at a brown level you need to work with brown people

Me? Had about 5 wanks yesterday on the gear. Proper pervert powder mode.

>>82108741
That's clearly a GILF, wrong generation.

>>82108735
Did you not try to meet lasses over there?

>>82108779
I've noticed on oregano it can take a while to reach staff mode, I was at it for 47min last night, that's not my thing anymore, I prefer it to last a few min.

>>82108779
*on pregab
*reach spaff mode

>>82108782
Get real, lid. My mind was on DVD bargains and hot Cheetos. No time for women. I tell a lie I did have a quick frantic wank in the campsite showers picturing a lass I saw walking around with a massive arse.

>>82108779
Did Nurse Olubongwe provide any "assistance", so to speak?

>>82108779
should get on opiods crossy style x

>>82108812
She was on leave but Donnie the Downie was catatonic so had a go on his arse.

Gosh have so many weird memories
>be me at 19 years old
>having a few drinks with the lads at the pub
>thought i'd be hanging out with these lads forever
>every wednesday getting smashed
>pub closes
>mates mom picks everyone up
>give em all a hug goodbye
>i walk home cause pub only 10 houses away from where i live
>crusty dude from the pub walking with me
>starts asking me noncey questions
>laugh it off
>asks if i got any gear
>im only 19
>dont even know what gear means
>tell him i only smoke some weed
>continues to follow me
>make it home and shut the door on his face

>be me at 23 years old
>had crazy sex with a 35 year old woman the night before
>still tripping balls cause we did LSD and heroic amounts of mdma
>get sent home from work but not fired cause my eyes are literally saucers and im staring at the wall
>walk past the fish and chip shop
>weird arab dude asks me if im ok
>just burst into tears from being tired as fuck
>tells me to sit down with him
>just say fuck it and sit on the wall with him
>starts asking me noncey questions
>telling me he meets up with lads and gives em massages
>tries to put his arms around me
>march into the fish n chip shop
>tell em their employee just molested me
>arab owner doesnt believe me cause im still cracked out

I just have a history of men trying to molest me

>>82108816

Aye these stimmers are getting real tiresome now. Cba with wrugs in general now, including alcohol. Getting back on that wuppagrind me.

>>82108716
>twas me who had all his stuff pawned by a crackhead friend.
not that Lollers, but keep us updated because FUCKING HELL are you having a hard life at the moment

im noticing a trend where he gets absolutely minced 2-3 times per week then goes fuck it de liiiids on da jars and wokkles getting a waggington innnnn then its oh no my heads a mess ive got xyz to do tomorrow then its im back on the wuppagrind then in 48 hours its back off the rails again. Thing this lad might need actual rehab ngl.

>>82108851
i like some wistful nostalgic stories lad, but there's something off about this. you were 19, and then 23.

do you have a lower 'mental age'?

>>82108922
I appreciate the subtle troll me lad, but honestly though I think I do have a lower mental age for sure.

re: opiates talk, i have not had a poo for three days.
i am scared to eat.
this is not going to go well.

evening listening sir? which bonkers 4 mix shall it be sir? wixxy, warky or wougal?

Simping for his crackhead mate who stole and sold all his belongings lmao

>>82108958
corrr for me it was always Bonkers '98, with such hits as 'Reach for the Skies' and 'Misery' (when you jump in the bed and your balls are blue~)

does 'simping' also mean like pining/yearning now?
simping for his mate? what, defending him? or just wanting to talk to him?

>>82108987
It is just a pejorative way to refer to being nice to someone in any way

>>82108961
You're just a saltyfag that wants to get people arguing, and or feeling crappy.
Bad news lad, I'm not susceptible to those kind of babby tier mind games.

>>82108999
that's not acceptable. it is okay to have friends.

>>82109016
Well said. Fuck that arsehole

envy my dad. all "grr political correctness" it took him ages to even switch to "woke". any irony/internet shite won't work on him.
he DID get into a fishing forum in his 60s, and from there, Facebook. worried this'll ruin the once-pleasant life he had ;_;

Snarf still kicking about, she's got a permanent cold though, always sneezing and snot bubbles out her nose. Might have to grab her and get to a vets at some point.

science is just information, anyway.
healing energies of stones? just a different form of information

>>82108775
This is why the middle class aren't getting any more popular.
"you're in a lower social strata than me, so you deserve all of the rapes and stabbings, actually" is not a valid response.

>>82109122
You are not better than brown people

>>82109061
My dad is just now discovering youtube, and I catch him watching Critical Drinker sometimes.
I wouldn't mind, it's just I went through that phase five years ago, and find it all a little stale now.

the issue with this porn ban is that now I feel inclined to wank a bit more because a lot of the sites have gone under and sites disappear daily and I think make hay whilst the sun shines because it'll be gone and I'll not watch it again

>>82109139
Its done me favor the ban and I've cut back

>>82109135
It's not at question of "better". It's a question of personal safety.
Also, middle class people aren't better than anyone, and are the cause of most of this world's problems. Every stupid idea is their idea. A majority of pollution is their fault. We keep inventing ridiculous non-jobs, just so these people can sit comfortably in offices and not do any real work.

I use a young lad locally as my benson

>>82108882
Will do. I doubt I'll see him at mine for a good bit, I can forgive him, he's got a lot of work to do to get my trust back. I was just thinking now, its not just that he took important things to me, its also the amount of things/those important things.
Hopefully it will spur him on to get his life sorted, but i suspect he'll have been back at it (cracklife/junkie mode the day after, as I've done it with smack and done the type of thing he did to me, and worse) the day after.
I won't get my stuff back, seen an og playstation in cex (online, won't be mine yet I don't think) and all their stuff comes with a 5 year warranty so might get that (comes with controller and hopefully all leads) and get tenchu as well.
This is all mad, and experiencing karma first hand. Had a mental 12 months, and its proper weird to say, but I feel blessed in some way, interacting with life, its negative sure, but it goes both ways, I act more positively more positive stuff will happen. I truly believe in karma and there's something out there that's even more powerful. Life, the divine, the universe, whatever/I don't know. I've not said or thought " I love life" as much I have over the last 12 months, in 40+ years. Mental isn't it.

Are all of you using vpns or have uk isps been slow on the draw to ban this site?

>>82109159
wish they get the lot done

I find that if I spend an hour or two edging the orgasm is very powerful. But if I have a quick 5 min wank it feels like a waste of time cause its kinda meh.

>>82109262
Focus your time and energy on starting a family instead of wanking

Having unprotected sex with your wife whilst she is ovulating, oh aye x

>>82109138
>i catch him watching Critical Drinker sometimes.
that's funny as hell, honestly.

really i just wish the internet had some rules (not so-called laws) that encouraged QUALITY CONTENT

>>82109307
>on starting a family instead
I'm 33 and live with my parents and don't have a job. I don't think having a family is ever happening mate.

Love waking up absolutely exhausted after a 3 hour nap.

>>82109327
Not too late if youre a bloke desu, make positive changes to your life now and youll have a wife and a sprog before you turn 40

Don't think mark has got long left he is constantly having SVT episodes. Really needs to change his lifestyle habits otherwise his heart is going to pack in.

>>82109452
>make positive changes to your life now
The only things that await a doley like me are waging for the rest of my life and a 120 grand terraced house on a crime ridden estate.

>>82109462
dread the day i'm going to have to inform the apus about his death

>>82109465
Go back to college and get a useful degree, get a swiss visa

>>82109478
Nobody will know he's dead, he'll just stop posting his grim videos and nobody will know why. His neighbours will complain about the smell after a few weeks and only then his body will be found.

>>82109504
Fucking hell taking some days I stink of fish and some days I stink of shit to a whole new level

chronic sex offender

I had a rly long n super weirdly emotional dream about shppy that jst came out of.nowhere. really strange. But it was that Lucid that I was like so real bc it wasn't a dream but I was posting my thoughts on my samsung phone notes on my phone sitting on a bench outside a pub nd getting more tired feeling n the dream as it got darker outside. Nd then i saw my phone was at 5% nd i started to get uo to go home bt i suddenly felt really tired like i was drunk nd collapsed in the street. But it eas so lucid bc I swear ur not supposed to be able to read Text in a dream bht i was just sitting writing full on patagraphs of notes into my phone just like normal i can still see the words now. That jst came out of nowhere.Going4 a walk now.

>>82109078
she might have cat flu, get her to vet asap

Thar was so trippyi love a good dream its strange everything that happened while I was asleep felt more real than just now when i woke up nd looked at this website this feels like a fake version of what was in my dream not the other way around.

i like mine cooked a little bit longer x

>>82109482
>Go back to college and get a useful degree
Degrees don't do shit nowadays. There was a statistic recently about how there's something like 600,000 postgrads on UC at the moment.

cor cracking article in The Guardian about the scourge of heightism.
if you ask me, racism only matters to racists. heightism? far more pernicious.

I feel like he probably will receive a similar "sign" as well whether it's today or tmz or already appeared so ill wait n see what happens about that

>>82109593
>ur not supposed to be able to read Text in a dream
i did this the other night. i specifically NOTICED that i could read a shop sign, even though it was a dream. doesn't even matter what it said (although now i wonder)
>Going4 a walk now.
have a good time, post some photos. not enough people in /britfeel/ post photos.

you. you reading this. post a photograph you have taken.

>>82109722
>post a photograph you have taken.

>>82109744
Imagine having sex with them corr

>>82109722
OK I R doing just that right now.

>>82109776
corr is there an original Xbox 'scene' of sorts?
how the hell do you make a Scarface game, that's so strange.

>>82109796
Nah I've kept it for years, got it after my sell everything to buy heroin phase, the consoles I had after Xbox OG then bone and later a ps4, I got rid of out of stupidity. Once I moved from xbone (broke so I got a...) and ps4 to pc, I thought screw consoles, so got rid of my ps4 and concentrated on the PCchad life. I regret not having the different consoles.

>>82109843
*xbone
Phonefagging has its advantages and disadvantages, desu.

>"Chat Control" - EU Proposal To Scan All Private Messages Gains Momentum

These are the *same exact* people bitching about human rights violations and censorship in north korea all the time, by the way

Their chutzpah is quite incredible indeed. No less orwellian than the UK at this point

>>82109796
it follows on from the film. instead of dying he live and you take back his empire. never played it but heard its ok

>>82108958
These butler frog renders/posts never fail to get a laff out of me

Always imagine the frog saying it in a snobby, slightly aloof aristrocratic voice

>>82108535
Why only 60? I want the windrush lot gone as well

karen cut middle aged co worker today was talking about the bonnie blue doc in work, apparently watched it in bed on her ipad and her husband didn't want to watch it so read a book. watched part of it out of curiosity and ngl I cannot imagine some middle aged woman watching it, bit fucking graphic lmao, bit where she snowmans on the floor on all the used condoms and theres multiple gang bang scenes.

>dominicadler.substack.com/p/the-ministry-of-truth
Good article this

>>82108712
>>82108746
Coke made my ex a schizo

Frazzled her brain proper, inpatient for a month or two, won't take her risperidone though

>France To Revoke Moroccan Man's Residency After Cigarette Lit On Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier

Frog eaters had a lot of MENA servicemen as well afaik, this guy just insulted some of his own ancestors

Not the brightest bunch these 'rrocans, are they

>>82109763
Bet they're well shit in bed

>>82109891
>cannot imagine some middle aged woman watching it
you must be pretty young

>>82109875
they think they're superior for being house helpers and they'll be saved during the revolution because of this but truth is they'll be thrown to the field frogs to disract them

>EVERYONE is crackheadfriendlad

>>82109843
neat. seems like less of a 'collectors' thing if its discs quite frankly (and i mean it WAS Microsoft making a games console).

do some mad free software thing where you sell the games for no particular console, i say. the less you're buying a physical item and the more you're buying code/art, the more you might as well let open source nuts port it to a toaster on day #1.

Reminder that Peter Kyle, one of the most vocal proponents of the PSA on the spurious grounds that it 'protects children's, publicly voted against an inquiry into the rape gang scandal.

Just some food for thought.

>>82109929
To be fair it's proper frustrating when you want a ciggie but you've got no lighter

https://efukt.com/24496_Objectionable_Porn_That_Shouldnt_Exist_7.html

That transition @2:56

>>82109950
am 24 not that young, wonder if it made her reet tingly, ew.

all right, time to get comfy and watch this Scarface film. one of those flicks everyone has seen, but i haven't.

this will sound insane but up until now i thought it was a period piece, a remake of a 1930s film, set IN the 1930s.

>>82109960
And he's a fudge packer who is a mate of the nonce Ivor Caplin

>>82110022
People don't change that much as they age, mate.

Based Xhaka

Geordies fuming x

>>82110075
You must be having the time of your life watching Newcastle fail to sign target after target lmao, I know I am

Might fart, me

might have a cheeky wank, dunno just fancy one, any objections?

>>82109776
There's a Wii version of that game, which is pretty funny.

>Here are your women's rights bro

I luv these wee things.Oh yesh

https://old.reddit.com/r/UKJobs/comments/1mjmfa6/those_with_high_paying_jobs_what_are_they_and_how/

Bloody hell, a lot of people in the UK on 100 grand per year isn't there

Good lads, these

>>82110263
Is there? Kek.

not doing too well chat
x

I fink its really a good thing that i relapsed on nicotine last night cus i learned that am not even that fussed about it.I WaS shit scared before that if i touched it again once one time then am gna instantly become a nicotine demon freak again but i woke up today nd am not that bothered about it.

>>82110337
Whatswrong x

>>82110114

Aye it's not looking too good on Tyne. Saudi oil money can't buy everything.

b showed me these old pkmn toys that was a pure nostalgia trip.Id forgot about these.I loved these wee fings.

>>82109958
Most games now are bought as digital copies. Basically a low key streaming service (cloud based but what's the difference really?), if that service/hist goes down, yer fooked pal.

>>82110274
She's cute, would crack

My sister was saying how during my stpdads birthday thing.Well,,,When we sat down,,I pure remember going on to her about how i was finally aff nicotine after 10 odd yrs nd I was pure happy n showing off about that cus it was only about 2 weeks that id quit by then,,I remembered that but appaz when we went outside wiv my cousin that smokes as soon as id had a few drinks i was begging for a cig Nd my sister told my cousin not to give me anything which Was a good thing in hindsight I thought But i was kind of embarrassed to learn about this but its just bc i was steaming.Its just baby steps.

>>82110313
> Nothing I do adds any value to the world, other than making rich white men even richer
Had to add the white part didn't he

>>82110336
The wii got so many games you wouldn't expect. It got Manhunt 2 as well, and if I remember it got a more violent version than the PS2.

>>82110358
really proper lonely in life me and it not getting any better x

Hate how preachy AI is
>Tell it the reasons my life is shit
>ACKSHALLY YOUR LIFE IS AMAZING AND HERE'S WHY!
Bro stfu

my kitchen door opens all the way in, like to the point where the door is basically right up against the wall. it's as if there isn't even a door there at all.

never realised this before. house i grew up in, doors would just open to say a 90 degree angle and that was that. so that's become my muscle memory for doors.

>"This shift is a welcoming development"

*Taps the damn sign again*

The moneylenders in high finance want to march the gentile cattle off to war, and this supposed overton window shift is just a psyop serving to prepare them for the WW3 draft, simple as

>>82110483
That's a great point! Here are some ways in which your life is not shit:

1:

@Grokberg, am i cooked?

Me parents are poor both on benefits. One of me uncles is poor and lives in a council house. My other uncle died in a flat alone after overdosing on alcohol he bought with his UC bennies. I'm poor. Where did it go wrong

All kicking off at Homeland HQ de lids. What is it with the political right/nationalist movements and infighting. No wonder they never win elections.

https://homelandparty.org/news/staying-on-track/

>>82109462
Daft twat ate a kebab. He thinks it is only being caused by the beer. It's his diet in general.

>>82110678
I listened to Steve Laws' space with Jerome O'Reilly and Kai Stephens on this earlier. The party was bound to implode with Kenny Smith at the helm. He's had a terrible reputation in nationalist circles for decades.

>>82109462
memento mori innit

bro uses the pen name tyler durden

>>82110418
Get sum sleep n try again tomorrow x

This is what peak male performance looks like

>>82110672
>My other uncle died in a flat alone after overdosing on alcohol he bought with his UC bennies
Same bt it was 10 Yr ago so uc didn't exist, DLA or pip I guess

>>82110715

>Kai Stephens
>Jerome O'Reilly

If that is true they just sound like a bunch of rejects who are trying to damage the party out of spite. Not a good look desu.

>>82110783
I'd listen to the recording of the space and make up your own mind. To me, they seemed to confirm a lot of my own observations about the party. It'll go nowhere with Kenny Smith at the helm.

>>82109511
Crackedup@this,,But its sad tho,,byt Helen would notice of course

>>82110408
Nice, was it a different version of the game (different developers or whatever?).
Just had some good luck, dog sitting at a friend's and my phone battery is dying, and he said "search my drawers", so I searched his sweet drawer and found 1 of my favourite sweets. Jackpot baby.
Also yes it is, and no, I don't know why he (could be his gf's) has a Michael Jackson pillow.

It feels like the only way to get ahead in this country is to win a lottery, have rich parents or marry up x

Going to be good and save (for myself) some of those sweets.

>>82110984
Quite a aesthetic piccy somehow

>>82111024
It's the sweets. Got to be, its the only logical explanation.

>*Stimulates u without consent*

>>82110984
Nah, it was the same basic game, but I think the PS2 version got targetted by censorship because of campaigning busy bodies, but the Wii version slipped through unnoticed.

Sometimes I do think about suicide but I keep going.

crosstal ?

>>82111094
>putting down rioters by making them cum and shit their pants.

The jews aren't telling you this, but if you wrap you're self in tin foil they can't penetrate you with their kike rays

>>82111094
this was a spell in one of them AD&D books.

>>82111086
Id Fort the pillow was jesus frm the thumbnail nd then somebody joined my rocket league game called "Jesus_is_otw"(based)

Me nd my wee pal in the blue team got abandoned so it was 2v3 nd we still won 6-3 It seems like when am on the nicotine i can actually score again, 2023 vibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAgeQx_7eo
Weirdo games on the Wii may be a growing obsession for me.

Coor he's sticking up for the manlets x

One of the new king of the hill episodes had a bit about how 5 stars should be rare, made me laugh, synchronicity and that
Got another 5 star rating today, must be saying have a nice day
Think I'm on the same round tomorrow, got it permanent on Thursdays too going forward
It's nice to get out the house for a few hours desu

>>82111307
it only right (i was >>82109678)

Oh, I gotta play this one at some point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnHqldnIjVs
Why do people even buy modern games, when the Wii exists?

>>82111295
Oh you'll love this one then
https://youtu.be/buSQCwW-A-g?si=9qfFgb8KvPFIQhD0

>>82111315
>>82109678
it aint right lad. Signed, a 5ft6 lad. But I've had a few gfs the same height or shorter so I'm not arsed tbqh

>>82111368
hell yeah, mofo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_kKHvbZ4lE

Future doctors and lawyers innit

Dievershitty is are strength, goy

>>82111354
Looks painfully boring lid. Would rather play Cheggers party quiz tbqh

>>82111406
wot bout Mushroom Men: The Spore Wars?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roSAWMvs89I

That's a bonafide crack fiend roastface if i've ever seen one right there, lol

Probably gives good BJ's too from the lack of teefs

>>82111463
Looks a bit more action packed. With the Wii having over 1000 games you could spend a lifetime playing them all and not knowing that 95% of them existed.

Don't you love what we've turned your civilization into, goy? Only took us a mere 80 years, too.

Wee midnight shower

This is genuinely hard to watch, holy fuck

Look at this bitch just tweaking and spazzing out in the middul of the street

'ate the lenders of money

There was loads of good light gun wii games. I remember having the resident evil ones, house of the dead, links crossbow training. I even bought cod world at war thinking the aiming would be better, I was sadly mistaken after playing it for less than 2 mins kek.

>>82111550
Nice brabus fortwo though

>>82111552
Yeah, everyone says the Dead Space one is really good.
Huge fan of Sin and Punishment 2, personally.

>>82111552
>house of the dead
good memories, was gonna get it on steam but im too cheap

Lol at the older guy going "he doesn't know how to fix these problems", just doesn't want to say the quiet part (remigration most of all) out loud on camera

>>82111552
When i set up my old wii @ christmas it still had all the old miis on it
This 1 is my stpdad, sister, mammy
Frm 2008
Considering i wasnt even sure if the wii would work at all,,it gave me a fuzzy feeling that its stayed the same fr 16 years Nd I found this to be tres cute
I mostly set it up fr mario galaxy. I luv mario galaxy

When i was watching spyro remaster on youtube At first the new gfx looks really lovely bt as it goes on it looks kina soulless in a way too but am not sure.I fink for 10 quid ill jst get it in cex neways.

>>82111635
Every Wii had a Micheal Jackson or a Peter griffin Mii on it. I used to make celebrities on the Mii maker all the time.

That final outro frame is quite poetic indeed - Wypipo are all smoking crack and dying from it while the subsidized darkies are busy doing their r-selection thing and pushing strollers around the streets

All going according to (((their))) (((plan)))

Coupe of games on that Wortnite before garn beddingtons. New season to grind. Oh aye.

Nu breadington soon is it

I reckon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXs8rS0drsE
lol, this is like one of those fake games from social media ads.

Thinking about giving a couple quid to are Kurt

This is genuinely important work, breaking thru the talmudvision programming like this. Especially for the terminally online zoomies who happen to stumble across viral vlogs such as this one

>>82111674
Ye i had a elton john 1 lel

>>82111711
>>82111774
Must be tiring dedicating so much energy to your hatred of Jewish people. Reality check for you lad, none of your problems or the problems you perceive with society are the fault of Jewish people.

Me? On that wuppagrind rn x

Uhhhh
Slightly drunk on the sofa contemplating the logistics of getting into bed without making too much noise or otherwise causing general trouble or drama like I am prone to

Sure it's a shame that people of any race get addicted to drugs, but the fact is there is help and support available to these people, they simply choose not to accept it, and ironically it's the muslims that produce/import the heroin to fund terrorism and further their own hatred of Jews, fentanyl is the chinese, cocaine is the south americans, and so on, and it's all based on their hatred of the West.

>>82111920
Y not jst sleep on the sofa/?

>>82111990
I mean I could, but there is something just undesirable about that inherently so idk. I shall see.

Maybe my bloodline will die out but does it really matter in the grand scheme of things? In 500 years, will anyone, even my own future family, know my name? Will I just be a name on some dusty piece of paper in a closet?

Aw sweet, GPTberg 5 just rolled out and apparently it's baked into every nu sessh per default

Shall be taking it for a small test spin now, shan't i

Oh yes

cor. that was a good kino, was it not

Didn't actually notice any yuge difference there, lol

I want me money back altkike samma

ohh it WAS a remake.

how would they do a 2025 Scarface? booze -> cocaine -> ????

>>82112153
Crypto mining?

>>82112024

In the future, AI will probably be so advanced it will be able to completely recreate you in a holographic form for your reat-great grandchildren based on details of your life and images of you.

>>82112210
corrr 2 hours of sc4rf4c3 pure seething that one of his flatmates has nicked his PGP key with a USB keylogger. was it Dave? Ahmed??

On the strawbs x

>>82112224
ontologists will debate about whether an accurate simulation of your mind, or even a 1:1 recreation of your body and brain, is truly you.

i say it's poppycock. nobody will ever be me. when i die, burn my body and erase all records. no fucking robots bringing me back as a zombie

>tfw future AI makes an accurate representation of me sat in my flat, wanking and eating a half melted mars bar

>>82112240
They call him Scarface because he has acne scars.
There's a film here, I'm telling you.

>tfw AM brings you back as you are, a chubby wanker
>does not give you hands

quite concerned that i have not defecated in days. another bump of ket to ease the pain while the tramadol sets in classic crossy style, but any moment soon i am in for one helluva bad night.

>>82112153
You should watch the original it's bretty good.

my brain is elastic
ket makes it plastic
everything hurts

surely dredges of society come here because there's nothing else
only /britfeel/
right
guys?

>>82112443
>because there's nothing else
yea i feel like if i had something else to do i probably wouldnt spend just about all of my free time here
t. arse end of society lid

Corr might check this place out me

https://shhhnewcastleswingers.club/

A new fred fr my friends on britfeel
>>82112489
>>82112489

the artwork? Untitled. will never be repeated.