Thread 82077567

"I'm a copsci grad" edition

>>82077567 (OP)
Me in pic lol

do auditors have a degree in cop science?

>>82077118
Ought to shag arse again, me

reminder that there are still good people out there :)

>>82077567 (OP)
Could have made the thread a bit sooner lad

>>82077597
>tfw mentoring newbies about truthy and falsey JS

>>82077629
corr a Lone Star (or 10!) and a ciggie (or 20!). now that is lush x

>>82077615
Realistically what would one do in a situation like that? Me? Call the cops.

>>82077619
you didnt deserve it fucko

liquid shit is leaving my anus at incredibly fast speeds

Chad gets to shag as much arse as he wants

If your gf's arse is loose, it's because Chad's been in there

>>82077647
do you mean as the bouncer, or as the lady trapped in the guy's room?

bouncer? leave her alone.
lady? solve the bouncer's fiendish puzzles. but then hit him in the head with something while he's distracted.

few years ago now just did some mad double take at a transsexual in some public toilets, my thought was "oh fuck have i gone in the women's somehow?"
just a gut reaction thing, he/she/they WAS just going about their life and not doing anything, but i hope i did not make this person sad. maybe i have pushed them into "passing" better. and i actually did a good thing, by reacting to them, they have a better life because of me.

>>82077688
>solve the bouncer's fiendish puzzles
TO FIND YOUR PHONE, YOU MUST ANSWER THESE RIDDLES THREE (or let me have a go on your arse)

>>82077725
>THESE RIDDLES THREE
should be 'one' to rhyme with 'phone' imo

>>82077720
how come Jesus was free from original sin? (forgot the term)

just feels like an unfair head-start in life.

>>82077736
https://www.biblegateway.com/quicksearch/?quicksearch=codeine

nothing in the Bible against it

reckon theres a serial killer going around the canals

Right foot feels pain
Hope the infectionberg hasn't spread
It not right. Pat, you're treading on me foot, get off. Mustang sally.

>>82077770
it's probably that Veitch fella, something off about him.

canal sex.

>>82077752
Bc he is God
>>82077779
>Right foot feels pain
Same, driving me spare

>>82077779
pay for my rehab and i can get you antibiotics + painkillers TONIGHT

Which k-on is Ur fav? Me? Azusa but I post more yuis in terms of reaction images though

>>82077797
>Bc he is God
but Jesus was just a normal guy before he found out he was the son of God, how come he gets to have nocturnal emission and we don't?

>the whole drama wiv getting a new battery for my old phnoe
>got my dads phone number
>then about 5 weeks anxious about txtintg him
>finally txted my dad Hi i lost ur number but I got this number on my old phone Hope its the right one
>"Okay no worries"
>mfw

Sent a letter to the girl i shagged back in 2009 the other day

I was basically the first dude to shag her

Didn't include a return adress either, but she'll 100% know who sent her the letter

I essentially acknowledged that i was immature back then and should not have discarded her, even though me being forced to move away was 100% outside of my control at the time

No idea whether she received/read it, but metaphysically speaking it's important to have sent this out

It's the little things innit

>>82077810
only fags an nonces watch anime

>>82077832
glad you got his number, at least
it's like you solved the puzzle

Speaking of anime I love her so much bros.
Not in a noncy way, she's just a beautiful soul.

Shagging is the very meaning of life, is it not

Got that wepperoni wizza in the oven. Oh aye it cooking nows.

remember people saying that Atemon Game-u video was paranormal because you play it for ages but then it's only been a few minutes

got to this storyline and played the same video twice (thinking it had gone on to the next episode) and oh right that's the gimmick, same episode eight times in a row
then half way through i was like "hang on" and ACTUALLY played the next one and nah each one is different

>>82077884
Love her in a kind of r34 18+ way (tanlines included).

>>82077740
One doesnt rhyme with phone

always wondered what this was about but nowadays a game would probably connect to the internet and use your data

>>82077984
It did basically fuck all of note.

>>82077976
if this is true, how does 'scone' rhyme with both? checkmint.

>Jeets are spamming my fav adult entertainment site's frontpage with their jeet garbage again

So tiresome smdh

This legit didn't used to be a thing before these thirdie fucks all got soiphones from the chinese. Thanks a lot Xi

https://youtu.be/duWTfl4MJ1c
Sketfhi
Switchi x

>>82077991
yeah heard it was just a lie/gimmick, maybe the odd JPEG pops up? never played it.

THIS game had a cool premise. the game itself is some CD-ROM sent to you by the killer and you have to crack the case. also it sent you emails 'from the killer' for not playing it.

the actual puzzles were pretty shite, but it was a fun idea.

>>82078012
was Spain really that offline in 2013?

must be a bit fucked being an autopsy tech or working with the dead, youd see all sorts of disturbing shit

cracks me up how everyone on /jp/ was into their hip-hop

denpa Touhou tunes one minute, NWA the next

https://youtu.be/OBuJQBLOii0 2008 vibes x

Nagatoro is a dirty little cocktease. Simple as.

Shant be having a late one tonight as I got me voluntary work in t' morning.

Still keep thinking of her 2 years after the fact

Oh well, at least the nasty bitch's completely walled and still unmarried now in her mid-thirties kek (had a chance to verify this the other day, much to my satisfaction)

>>82078114
She's 15 in season 1 you sick fuck

>>82078117
have you impressed them with your shiny new shoes, Helper Lad?

>>82078123
>still unmarried now in her mid-thirties kek
So are you though?

ckin ell

Why are womanoids such self-sabotaging dumb whores

The muzzies are right about them

anime actresses wandering around the real world like it's Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Corr what a beautiful 18yo asmr lass.
https://youtu.be/ehPa6aN04vk

Piccy i made in May 2015 regarding the tories winning general election
Not a politicla thing,, Just inspired by

>18th birthday
>making YouTube videos instead of attending your compulsory 3D body scan

braces set weird unrealistic body standards and should be banned

ITs proper sore now but its time for IPA

we all have things about our body we wish we could change (memory, liver)

>>82078212
To be honest i actually found that so hard as a boss. IT drove me kinda mental

>>82078126
So what? She's not real.

>>82078117
Why do you work for free?

>>82078100
Congrats on the marriage

Miss Ruth. I hope she gets the help for her alcoholism.

>>82078164
Fun fact about that film they only let Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny appear on screen together if they had the exact same screen time.

I membah in school when the Tories the Tories the bankers the bonuses won the election in 2015.
I kinda irl chudposted regarding this, saying I was glad they won or something. Big cringe looking back. Hugeeee cringe. Imagine. Imagine ever expressing any sort of happiness of the conservative party winning an election lmfao. Couldn't be me (2017 onwards).

>>82078192
I've seen her body on tiktok. She's surprisingly curvy.

Wjat a blessedness
What a peace is mine
Leaning on the everlasting arms xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANING

Accessing Chad is the proverbial hill women have proverbially chosen to die on

If Chad refuses them access to his harem, they will just resort to dying childless and frequenting the childless spinster aisle at the grocery start for the rest of their days. Sad!

>>82077567 (OP)
Been broken since I was a little boy me. I don't know what's wrong with me but I ain't normal. My hope is that when I die I can be reborn as a normie and live a relatively normal life with a job, a wife and some kids.

>*grocery store
Getting late already innit

>>82078212
never played these games so i was ROBBED of this memory, but it's such a cool lil gimmick

for me it was borrowing Pikmin from a friend just so i could get that one trophy in Smash Bros Melee. felt more annoying than anything. imagine needing things outside the game, to get things in the game.

>>82078245
That lass is ripe for a facefucking.

>>82078225
imagine if someone did actually meet their RL wife on /jp/ then went on there to go "no guys, really, we just wanted to share our story"
nobody would ever believe them

We live in a vagina feels-driven Chadocracy

Chads get busted out of jail and have model gigs + millions of roasties thrown at their feet due to their facial bone structure alone

It's actually pretty insane to think about. Idiocracy down to a T

Crossy and I gangbanging anime lassies together whilst highfiving. Oh aye. x

>>82078224

Because I enjoy doing it and it makes me feel better within myself. It's not something I'm being forced to do either. I can stop going whenever I want but I actually would like to stick this out. Being outdoors is good for you mentally. Get out your boxroom once for a while lid it'll do you some good, genuinely.

>>82078235
and everyone goes on about Jessica Rabbit's private parts but you can ALSO see Betty Boop's nips.

voiced by the Betty Boop actress too, one of the only acting things she did again, 50 years later. mad.

Imagine if Jeremy Meek's had a slightly more recessed chin

No one would even know his name

Incels are right about almost everything

>nvr played mgs
Gay nigga detected
https://youtu.be/Ziwl0NY8PeY?si=J9JHeixT6IhgHsQ3

take it eazy

>>82078284
NTA but you're such a passive aggressive little mong (despite the neck). Feel bad for the people who have to work alongside a cretin like yourself. If you went to Brazil you'd have monkeys climbing your neck like a tree.

>>82078204
She kinda needs them lad. Has a really fucked up front tooth. I bet your teeth are gross.

>>82078286
That's pretty cool actually. No doubt if the film is on Disney+ the cunts have censored it.

>>82078304
nothing stopping you from being a violent, low IQ man, then.

you could even say men have life on EASY MODO

>>82078284
But wouldn't it be better to get paid?

>>82078336
He's a LARPing faggot I doubt he's even volunteering. The whole arse cancer thing was a LARP too.

>>82078325
yeah just a few daft frames, think they altered it the same time they did the later video/VHS release.

that random porno frame in The Rescuers is another good'un. reckon i might have had that video (but not THAT video)

>Want to genuinely work
>Keep getting rejected
It's mad. What do they have against 30-something autists that just want to do a good job?

We got sum like
Devil may run up on a nigga

BattleField 6 Beta installed corrr
Lovely weekend sorted

>>82078316
>passive aggressive

Kek I doubt you even understand what that even means. Do you ever get tired of being an internet twoll?

>>82078336

I guess. Still get me bennies though so technically I'm being paid just not for the work directly.

sometimes i wonder if HHL even knows what's fiction and what's reality
maybe he just wandered to the river today without understanding why, came home, and thought "yep, just been out volunteering, me."

Not a bad looking 20yo lass. Of course superior north european genetics to your average brit girl. Would definitely date. You'll never have a beautiful 20yo girlfriend.

https://youtu.be/othAOJzxTb4

me? if i have to work i want to at least get paid. working for free is for mugs

>>82078335
Ave been too relaxed x https://youtu.be/Fxfh5jOHv8A?si=ZV10HvvHKF9JRZNP

>Still get me bennies though so technically I'm being paid

forget copsci, HelperLad has a degree in COPEsci

WHERE IS MT FXING BOTTOE OEPNERR!!!!

I wish I saved the replay of me n helpers rocket league game other night could have uploaded on yt what a drama

>>82078393
this always reminded me of the start of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P03rF_ASYiE
might just be me, you know your pianos so maybe it's the same structure in a different (something), or i'm just wrong (the maid would not let me discuss this on /jp/)

currently thinking about webms I saw on pol years ago before AI which related to organ harvesting and children trafficking in china. One webm where a van was pulled up on the side of a road and a group of angry people found a dead kid in a cooler. Another where they were in a chinese sweatshop type place but they were gutting dead fetus/ babies and another where a man was vlogging inside an abandoned building where he was talking about how they were harvest babies and showed this pool of preservative liquid full of half rotted fetus. Fucking weird and no one discusses it since on here

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-08/south-korea-cracks-down-on-baby-flesh-pills/3999028

anyone else remember this shit?

>>82078405
use the bottom of a lighter

how? i don't know.

but it can be done

>>82078416

Was historic that game de lid. Oh aye future generations need to know what happened that night x

Eirin honki de naiteru darou ne x

>>82078422
>before AI
probably crisis actors hun x x
(sounds fucking spooky though, like some Unit 731 shit)

>>82078431
i liked your commentary on it. we have it now, forever, for posterity.

could have a coffee but i know it'll make me uncomfortable so i won't

Jammers really seems to be on the hate immigrants train lately. Don't blame him though. Immigrants have raped thousands of white girls (Rotherham...) and kept wages very low. Look at most rape stories on the news. Always a Muhammad or Ahmed. This country is truly fucked. Don't pay taxes, don't work for it. Make it go to shit for all I care now.

mad to think the internet is disappearing when you just assumed it was around forever

>>82078431
Lmao Especially snce you were steaming

cross please be careful if you've had opiates and are having booze
get some waters in you, if nothing else

o it is bedtime de lads

>>82078431
>win
>spam chat wiv OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
>What a save!
>mfw

It's mad how people get in 20 grand debt for a degree but then end up doing some minimum wage job cause no one wants to hire someone without experience.

>>82078381
Fuck off you cunt. Obviously I know what it means. Genuinely hope you die of a heart attack nappyboy.

>>82078488
that is a scary image

For somereason theres so many pakis on Rocket league
I dont jst mean ones that live here,,,Like full on Ottomon empire turkish ali baba nd the 40 arabian nights ahh
Me nd HHL balanced the books for the white race that night
Not ni a racial way Just saying

not transphobic
not politicla
not racial
just don't like em, simple as

>>82078507
helper wired off a baggington x

I will never work for minimum wage. I'd rather be unemployed living with parents than accept being exploited. Tell me when I can get my own place to live on my own (that isn't shared with weed smoking, alcohol party drinking types) for full time minimum wage. Not everyone can do skilled work.

Fuck this country, fuck ever putting any contributions into it.

>>82078529
Is it possible to get a mortgage on minimum wage these days if you're single?

>use the same custom emotes which signify a particular feeling with the online friends since like 2017
It is like our own organic hieroglyphics. Corrr int language interesting. Well it is int it?

when Ofcom says they're protecting you from far-right extremists THIS is who they're talking about

>>82078485
I appreciate th3 thought mate but ave not had a opioid since about 4pm. Went out wiv my mammy for dinner n had a few Stellas n a few more since we got home. Not mixing.

>>82078545
Earthworm Jim was a good game. Oh aye.

>>82078541
it's like this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language_of_flowers

homosexual codes

>>82078557
Don't think it has anything to do with that tbqh.

>>82078535
Nope, that's not considered a secure income. They will always favour couples in careers. It is easier to just pull the mental health card and get a housing association flat eventually. Unfortunately you'll be behind single mums and asylum seekers (asylum hotels are planning to be closed down in a few years so housing will only get worse).

fucking bonkers in that Adolescence when the kid goes on about the different emojis

is it real, zoomers?

Mmy on that 10 hour shift tmz. It's legitimately not right.

>sending a purple heart emoji instead of an orange heart emoji
>to me own mum

asked a med student friend what's stopping you nicking the drugs from the hospital and she said they lock the cupboards

they've thought of everything

carnt stop farting

https://youtu.be/7TAFqLt9-fc in my zone

Wagies don't even get a nice microwave. I fucking hate this nasty photo. If you work in a factory or warehouse it'll probably stink of curry too.

Always here when mmy gets home x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4IbvdqyNc

Missing them halycon PS1 days me x

>>82078672
aye the security staff at my work stink out the microwave with their curries

>>82078672
i know it's a grill/combi thing but is someone leaving the metal in there in Microwave Mode? is that safe??

STOP using Debian:

- A key Debian contributor is a registered sex offender - convicted of thousands of assaults of small children

>>82078717
the nazis contributed to science

Just dance x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4IbvdqyNcQ

Missing them fixed link halcyon PS1 days me x

https://packages.debian.org/search?keywords=nonce
get rid of these.
don't start telling me it's about 'crypto' cryptobros can eff off too

>>82078704
Metal is safe in microwave as long as there are no sharp edges I think.

>>82078749
this game was pure magic

fuck the flying levels, though

>>82078749
Luv spyro

Manic laughter upon first sight of another slop video on the algorithm. Everything is too funny.

Bit of Wortnite before beddingtons.

Might as well x

We r never ever ever getting back together x

>>82078766
>this game was pure magic
Innit mate. Why can't games be like that today? Just nice and innocent like. Just a dragon trying to save his family. I feel like everything has to be serious these days it's doing my head in x

>>82078776
Good lad x

might offend some Sw*fties but i always forget which songs are hers.

Me n HHL on rocket league is like the ww1 central powers IE Germany of cours3 where we will team up with the Ottomans for convenience bt at the end of the day lets not get confused were not "equals" the aryan blonde beasts are here to take over the entire world Nd even teh palestinian guy was like that "Yes i understand#2"

>>82078801
Spyro DID call the Gnasty Gnorc ugly.

say what you want about his policies, but i think attacking his looks is going too far :(

>>82078787
>Sniff that.gif
I wish lad. Love to sniff an anime girls arse

>>82078717
Shall be installing Debian 13 this month once it goes to stable. Rather use that than trust the Arch Linux AUR (they've had another malware issue lately).

me opening my x/Photos/Hair/ poster because i thought his hair was brown

>>82078820
If you install Debian you are supporting nonces

>>82078717
The one with the blue hair and pride flag. At least he's making contributions to the development of Gnome and Debian (the os that Ubuntu relies on). Better than just rotting in prison costing the state money.

Shut th3 ruck up britnormie sybau sybau Never think you've got authority over me. How offensive id that lmao. You work so I can fucking live you gay cunt. Cheers x

may not have contributed to Gnome or Debian, but at least i haven't buggered kids.

WHERE ISMY FXING BOTTME OPENEDER !!!

>>82078883
Hardly any females there. More proof that actual real high IQ work is done by men. Meanwhile at Microsoft...

>>82078907
not got another one in the kitchen?
bottom of a tin opener maybe? (always forget these ones have that part)

>>82078912
was actually thinking the opposite and how there's a fair few women there tbpf

pure candid too, not corporate propaganda like all these TikToks

>le process change at work
>just don't wanna do it
>this will probably soon become an issue of contention
Corrrr. Thing is, I'm just not gonna do it is all. Noooo but I will be fired. Oof. Don't think I care to be quite honest. It is what it is. Sold my soul enough as it is int it?

Me nd shppy has joined the union bears x

>>82078844
Most GNU/Linux distributions will have Gnome components. You can't escape it. There's code contributions in Windows probably from criminals too. At least the code on Debian can be reviewed by anyone with the right knowledge, unlike Windows. Just take Microsoft's word their closed source os doesn't do anything shady.

Shppy thought it was a gay sex thing but he's prerending to gk along with it now

Whos good at Photoshop? Can someone edit this cat pick to put a can of Ashai beer instead?

there used to just really be no women into programming/computer stuff. it's good that things have changed if that's just what they're into, it's better than actual sexism.
but (and no offence intended) even today if i see some profile and it goes "20. catgirl. GNU/Linux dev (she/her)" i assume that person was not born with those pronouns

Loving my new 24yo british rose asmr lass from York.

Hullo Hullo we are rhe britfeelnboys
Were up to our knees in fenian blood surrender or you'll die x
We are the britfeel billy boys x

>>82078934
The lass at the bottom right is quite cute. Hard to see for sure though with the image being low resolution.

When we were at spoons my mmmy was saying Yeah when they went on holidays when she was a wean her dad my grandad wanted to find the first chapel to do confession nd whens the next mass Nd she was saying it like this was a quaint thing frm the past nd I was thinking Aye nd the reason were in the shit nowadays is bc yous were handed that tradition nd done fuckall with it

>>82078962
I would love to have an autistic GNU/Linux girlfriend.
https://youtu.be/C8MJCCbxAvg

Jst dance x

>>82078956
yeah lad no worries

>I graduated last year from a top university in the UK and I've been job hunting for about a year now. Just landed a Marketing Executive role at a digital agency in London and I've been offered a salary of 26,000.

jesus why even bother going to university?

>>82079019
this Oblivion character has smoked too much weed

Stop it mmy x

Your life, your ability to get a relationship is determined by what job you do. You can't just do any job. Women date up. Anyone working minimum wage is really no better than me romantically (I'm economically inactive).

As long as I could get a job even slightly above minimum wage I would be happy, it would be proof im doing better in life than my parents, but as it stands I cant get any job and they both think im retarded

>>82079059
I want to worship an older womans feet

i just watched the Bread on Penguins video where she says it doesn't matter what job you do people are more complicated

i trust this lady because she uses GNU/Linux which makes her SMART

>>82079089
Ok but this isnt meant to be sexual its just a objective representation of my mother doing 10/12 hour shifts at her nursing job

>>82079125
I'd massage her feet

>>82079074
>Your life, your ability to get a relationship is determined by what job you do. You can't just do any job. Women date up. Anyone working minimum wage is really no better than me romantically (I'm economically inactive).
wdym?

>>82079085
I'm not even going to bother. It feels like my place was to be in a warehouse making middle class people have comfy lives.

>>82079118
She's a rare breed. Shame most women aren't like that. I expect she has no interest in relationships.

imagine if you trusted your doctor to give you informed opinions and then he mentions he uses Windows or Mac

>crosslad has a few drinks
>his night goes from comfy to Lovecraftian

>>82079034
dude are you a dumb idiot i meant with the cat holding the fucking beer can

Women are getting all the comfy, well paid jobs where they pretend they are actually intelligent but do fuck all most of the day. It's no wonder many young men just refuse to play the wagie game when you see how easy women have it. To fight back at diversity, being denied love/sex because you aren't in a "interesting" job, feminism and women being given easy roles, men must refuse to work (claim mental health disability). It's the only way to stop this female superiority and injustice towards men.

They will suffer as there won't be any men manufacturing their cosmetics, delivering their cheap chinese tat, building their homes, fixing their plumbing, protecting from violent criminals etc. Men keep society functional. Women barely make any difference.

https://youtu.be/P63oXaR3aug

>>82079309
;__; but i tried

>>82079137
Ave got that covered

Paul Whatshisface rocking the Johnny Bravo hair

>>82079325
The woman you're posting literally posts fetish content

Remember when Musk fired 80% of X staff and it had barely any impact? I wonder how many of them were females.

males are systemising and on the autism spectrum
females are empathising and on the borderline spectrum
a social media company should be 50/50 (quotas if necessary)

Why the fuck should I work when women are doing piss easy jobs at the office? They're just being hired for being female,young and pretty. HR is mostly females so they favour females. Managers are male so they prefer females to look at in the office. Fuck working in a warehouse for these women to benefit from my labour. Nah fuck that. I will have my easy life too by being on disability. I'm not getting sex either way.

Most women would kill themselves if they had to work in a warehouse or factory for more than a week. The low iq women just date up and may not even work at all (using the excuse of raising children).

>>82079358
Y es that's right.nd it turns me on x

>>82079475
you said it was not sexual

i fear we have all been taken for a Ruse Cruise

>>82079480
Shut up wagie saddo. Get to bed. Work for women. Pack their plastic materialistic tat all day in your boring low paid warehouse job. Slave. No woman will ever care about you.

>>82079522
No I said Ill help my mmy feel good platonically. Not some slag on the itnernet

my mother cares about me.

>>82079557
somewhat disturbing

Downed a few codeines bc my nose was running a lot bc ave not had any in seven hours. Not for fun jst so am comfyb

ad dream where a man had a nonce in his cupboard and was presumably going to kill it.

Seen not one but TWO shooting stars tonight while looking out me window. First one looked like a fireball whereas the second one like 5 minutes ago was more of the classic thin bullet streak type. Space is womfy.

>>82079576
WATER
NOW

>>82079609
do you believe in aliens lad

>>82079570
Certainly not disturbing. Its important to me that my mmy feels good bc of what this anon said >>82079562 it's a simple reciprocal relationship where I feel good so I want her to feel good, like really really good as she deserves to. Pretty simple

was on holiday in Tenerife when i was about 9 and in the sky were three lightts rotating in a triangle all different colours
can't explain to this day

>>82079637
if you prefer unconditional love to conditional love why are you a cat person and not a dog person?

(not judging i have friends of all stripes)

>>82079636

Absolutely lid. The odds of us being the only planet with life in the universe is almost statisically impossible. This isn't even a controversial belief either, most scientists would agree with me.

>>82079667
is it cool AYY LMAOs though or some boring shite like gas clouds?

>>82079662
U think a dog relationship is different ?

>>82079694
probably depends on the breed, but cat respect is earned (or sometimes they are just bastards) whereas some dogs will love everyone no matter what

maybe that makes dogs whores, but people fall in love with AIs that just say nice things nowadays

>>82079680

Fuck knows lid. I just hope we discover it in my lifetime. Would suck to die without ever knowing the truth.

>>82079840
true dat. if something EVER happens i hope it's aliens

>>82079662
I think in a sense cats r easy to understand which is nice u feed them so they're your pal, But its not just "pal" like over time you bond really deeply almost like despite what they'd prefer to keep it transactional you become friends nd kind of earn their love so there's that part But it's pretty much like Yesh am doing stuff for you I'm the provider in this relationship but I don't know I just love cats that much that it feels like a privilege that am allowed to be the person that provides for them. But ave had cats my entire life so I probably do have toxoplasmosis but I don't know i just love them n want them to be happy when i was in skewl nd when i was wee i got bullied so much by every1 but my old wee cat was always nice to me nd she cuddled me nd didnt care that i was weird nd it makes me really happy jst being in the room with a cat. I just love them n i want them to be happy.But I like dogs as well especially wee small ones they're cute but something abou5 cats even when they're rude to me I feel like "ur so cute" nd I want to be pals. It makes me kind of emoti9nal how much I loved my wee cats over the yrs. When everything else in life changed they were always there for me nd my last wee cat <<< in the pic We uses to chill on my bed together nd I told him everything about how I was feeling nd my struggles in life nd he always listen to me nd didnt judge me. I just love cats. It makes me kind or emotional

In that beddingtons now. Time for some YouTubes then garn sleeps.

>>82079856

Sames x

>>82079885
>my last wee cat <<< in the pic
he cute. i'm glad you have these pics at least.

and yeah
>something abou5 cats even when they're rude to me
what what you mean, THEY aren't being bullies, they're just being cats. just want their food and to live their lives, don't they. it's simple but sometimes i do prefer the EXTRA simplicity of dogs.
(other times that gets overbearing like dogs who just have INFINITE energy)

Dog ppl say if u died then tour cat would just eat you neway as if it means they don't love u but if I died nd my princess was hungry id want her to eat me if she was hungry nd ndeded to. Well always be soul connected shes just a cat so if she nreds to eat then obviously she should eat. Cats are obligate carnivores,theyve got to do what theyve got to do nd theyre kings of nature like lions r king of the jungle so they don't have an easy life either nd ppl r mean to them like I heard about ppl attacking them with fireworks it makes me cry. Nd my d*d always said that "I don't like cats" when he visited at my mammys house that always had cats he acted pure disgusted seeing our cats nd ibfeel like I feel the same as them like ppl don't trust me bc am different. Don't know i jst love them. Theyre so magic.Jt makes me emotional. I miss all my old wee cats so much.x nd I miss my aunty which she was a cat person as well nd my wee cat just now IS MY AUNTTYS CAT! That we adopted when she died in 2022 nd I know when she was dying her main concern was if her wee cat would be ok so I hope she knows in heaven that she's happy living w us nd getting a lot of love nd I feel like my aunty looks at me frm her eyes sometimes.x

>what what you mean,
GET what you mean, rather
accidentally a word and now it seems like i'm being some sarcy/judgemental git aaaa

wouldn't mind a cat eating me
something is going to eat me anyway

I do like dogs bt I struggle a bit wiv them when it's normal size ones nd big ones just find them a bit unpredictable nd not sure what I should do nd worried they'll just randomly bite me pr smth but my sister has a dog rn a hush puppy type basset hound thats really sweet it's not rly for me as far as keeping one but I see why ppl like them

just want to see boobs IRL so much its not fair

>>82080099
Haha yeah i see what u mean

>>82078419
I ment about this

>>82080115
take a life drawing class.

>>82080136
>>82080145
thanks i appreciate the closure

ITs depressing bc i did love the piano when i was yhounger but Once i got the nerve problems it wasnt really an option anymore Ave got nerve pains all down my right side. So my hands r kinda weak nd i limp a bit on that side. Ppl have been kind about it before in the odd occasion I played it in someboduys company "thats pretty good" But Its not that flattering to me Because i know in my heart that Its far far below what I couldve done if my health had been good I basically took a break aff it for like 10 years in total probably of just lost time Because my body is a piee of shit. So it just depresses me a bit.But ave started to find it fun again in the past year or 2 just for my own sake.

>>82080177
I luv Patchouli "locked girl" 1 my fav 2hus

In fact me n my pal frm the internet is chilling in my room rn nd were watching Angel Beats on crunchyroll

>>82080188
your Vocaroos were good even if it's just songs you can play through muscle memory or whatever, or that's some limit and you CAN'T do more

i mean really, there's always something where you could say "if ____ had been better" if it wasn't for the nerve pain maybe you'd be wishing for longer fingers. i'm sure every runner wishes they were taller, every programmer wishes they were smarter, etc etc.

>>82080152
is this even a real thing? just seems hard to believe that youd walk in somewhere and thered be a nude woman waiting to be drawn

need to stop lazing and wanking to trannies, and get summin done, baka.

>>82080200
she is cool, one of the best 2hus, but one of those cases where fans/artists would agree strangeness on how to draw her and i'd DISAGREE

shut-in = obese? (or conversely, sometimes, anorexic?) that's actually offensive to us RL shut-ins actually

>>82080220
Yeah thats very true ur right.As long as were alive theres always time to improve.That was the opposite of muscle memory acutually,,,i was jst reading frm sheet music without listening to it,,Most of those tunes i havent properly heard in years so Its probably quite messy,Thanks thuogh

>>82080200
she is my fav, achulally.
Stinky pissbottle neet who wear her pajamas all day. My spirit animal.

>>82080263
Fatchouli u mean/?

>>82080322
>>82080324
reeee
Patchouli is NOT fat and she does NOT smell.

this albume so sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X24XiKyef8g

My sheets atm,,always sum random shit

Just saw that Superman at an AMC Theatre in America. I really enjoyed it. A good start to the new DC Universe. Felt like a proper Superman film unlike Man of Steel. Very excited for the Supergirl film too, especially as they're leaning into her PTSD alcoholism. Krypto was a heckin' pupper too tbqh.

>>82080392
Necrofantasia x

Gosh, do you ever just realise you're right about everything>
I'm probably one of the smartest people alive

I say words, and people sit up and listen. I can crash entire industries or nations with a word.
they fear and respect me, and yet will never know who I an

Who am I ?? Who ndeed...

Oh that;s good, that;s good. I am in a manic phase. taht is VERY GOOD.
Feel like stalking the dark streets and pretending I;m Batman.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TooAfraidToAsk/comments/gb209a/whats_up_with_xhamster_being_flooded_with_indian/
>Thread from 5 years ago

An ancient artifact of the jeetpocalypse flooding these tubes

oh wow /jp/'s denpa threads Mediafire is still online
https://www.mediafire.com/RapeTheLolis
used to love going through these, same with the Comiket rapdshits. just, fuckin, hundreds of albums.

let's see if i can re-find the ones i had on my MP3 player 15 years ago!

>>82080392
Sum bangers 5 sure
HEIAN ALIEN
Speaking of ufo,,Ave always loved Byakurens theme too
Cosmic Mind
UFO is 1 of my fav touhou games desu
Jst bc i played it over n over trying to 1cc it, Never did
Only ones ave ever 1ccd is Perfect cherry blossom + IN

Emotional skyscraper
Cosmic mind x

>>82080514
support lassie still texting you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7njhobu1eMk
Actually ran into this guy in a group chat a while ago, and sperged a little bit

>>82080440
Would quie like 2 see that superman.Bt am too anxiosu to go cinema so il ll wait til its on stream

>>82080506
Iosys
Ui 70
Liz Triangle
Demetori
OH aye x

>>82080503
the pre-India internet seems like a lost golden age now.
I'M GOING TO MAKE THEM GIVE BACK OUR PAST

>>82080520
No shes forgot about me desu.She said "If you want to do anything let me know" Nd said i should contact her If am up for stuff but I was in shutin mode so i jst never responded nd now i think shes forgot i exist.It sad but thats what happens.

Ne1 play rocket league wiv me on playstatoin x

But AM NOT GOOD AT IT!!!!!!.............playing the game.........................so dont get the rwrong idea

>>82080535
Fair enough I accidentally booked front row instead of back but it was okay since recliners. The Supergirl film is gonna be a banger I can already tell. James Gunn saving DC films for sure.

>>82078112
Illustrator pika chu x

WHERE MT DXING BORTLEOPENERaa!!

Avin a wee baileys me x

>>82080682
i like mixing it in a glass of milk and ice, when it's hot

I cant help it that am cute.Stop getting angry at me that am cute.FFS!

>>82077760 to be honest i jst want to bump this post bc I think it's so amazing nd ppl should know. I love jesus x

>>82080723
>ppl should know. I love jesus x
yeah, but then you post foot fetish stuff. it's a weird mix.

>>82080723
OH MY DAYYYYYYS
FLIPPIN MAD THAT

god wouldnt like his subjects wanking over feet, new pope just said so

Why is life so complicated.I jst want a cuddle.x

why does my downstairs neighbour have three flowers on his doorstop, arranged like one pink one purple one pink? lotus flowers or hibiscus or something

just married? Chao being born??

>>82080735
Yes iam sinful nd I deserve hell.thats why I need jesus x

Where is my regina

flippin eck. Just realised the cinnamon i've been using has a sell-by date of 2016.

>>82080936
want songs you want played at your funeral lid?

>>82081002
Nah, It's fine. Been on it for weeks.
I'll get rid of it now tho

on top of my spices, me. i know at least two jars go bad in September. shall be carrying out another inspection then.

some Subway wagie currently making me a sandwich at 3:32 when it's meant to stop at 3:30
now some Uber wagie driving all the way and then to mine
just so i can have a late night sarnie + crisps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQrQ3wPN5eA&list=OLAK5uy_m_wWXmE8wCzNWgndMNnY_bR1zCvCHeiVk&pp=ygUfYXRtb3NwaGVyZSBmdWxsIGFsYnVtIGx1Y3kgZm9yZA%3D%3D

Me with my pillow when i sleep x

Pic is me nd blad aff to Osaka going to super Nintendo world

This protestant lad is right desu ishould be talking to God nstead of talking to my aunty bd talking to my aunty through her cat.

Blad's Super Nintendo room is class.

Blad invite us all round yours we can play Mario Kart (i get to be Yoshi)

Numbers 22:28-30

God could give your cat speech powers and yous could chat. exchange sweet memories and that

>>82081373
Sm64 was THE 1 computer game my mmy play wiv me just to shut me up nd she was Peach
She wasn't rly into computer games otherwise

>>82081380
I mean about this 1

>>82081310
>>82081380
Take your pick lads.

Who play 4ofket league wiv me
Psn quamsancta

>>82081453
Very nice plant

Other 200 something gameboy games are under the bed. Sorry. Such is life living in England when most bedrooms are fucking tiny.

>>82081463
Got it for free it is usually 50 off pound at ikea. I found it next to a skip on the street, brought it home and gave it a hose down and it was as good as new.

>>82081453
>Yoshi's Cookie
laaame do you have that Yoshi's Story in with your N64 games? or Mortal Kombat Trilogy

>>82081494
I don't have that one yet. I will get it eventually. As for mortal kombat trilogy I have them all on Super Nintendo. I also have MK4 on N64

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81970845/#81972882 whilst they are all bangers I ment to say it needs more 808s nd ur also missing wolves https://youtu.be/n9cvW2svW1c

what's this about ket??

>>82081503
Trilogy has the red blood
also you can do that thing with Noob Saibot where you roll the control stick up-down-up-down and he does invincible grab attacks. and then you get a hole in the palm of your hand.

>>82081520
Kek so if I get the MK Trilogy on N64 I will finally have the luxury of seeing red blood in the first one. Stupid how they took that out.

i want to consume this product

Gems nd kate bush lp frm my old phone i usd to collect vinyls bt i sold more or less all of them ovr years during drug addiction >

The bedtime wuppa nd codeine dose is ready for my belly

>>82081534
yep! also i dunno how they all connect, think it's just all the characters in one basically.
didn't play I or II until way later, in MAME. but i guess having them all together was a cool thing at the time? not sure if it's all 100% true to the arcade.

wonder why the Nintendo 64 didn't get more JRPGs when SNES was THE JRPG console. i know they sort of jumped ship to PlayStation, but still. Square weren't even the only guys.

>>82081565
Yeah real shame the N64 didn't get more JRPGs. I do have ogre battle 64, Paper Mario and Quest 64. Probably due to CDs having more storage.

>>82081553
if you had the one with 'Running Up That Hill' on it and have saved it maybe it's worth a million pounds now

>>82081505
Nd may i add that hold my liquor is 1 of my favs too as per related sfreneshot of my antics ovr the years

>>82063150 that's alasfeet which when I say is frm back in the day am meaning that in the 2000s she was already that old n milfy so i domt know if shes even alive now. Nut that's a serious OG. I was 12 having fantasies ahout getting molested off her

Theres a few of us grown up shotas 9n britfeel

https://youtu.be/cYit0ovMaxs codeine dont help me it jst put me in a trance x

>>82081598
I really want to properly play through Hyrbid Heaven one day, because that game seems cool as hell, but I had no idea what I was doing, the one time I played it.
What I would have really liked on the N64, personally, was a run and gun. Don't think there's a single one, unless you count Treasure stuff like Bangai-O, but those games are always quirky genre experiments.
I remember playing Assault on the Playstation when I was a kiddo, and thinking that was really cool. They should have made an actual sidescrolling Metroid on N64.

IM GUILTY OF LOVING U1#1!

>>82081565
Also, yeah. Square didn't like the N64 because the lack of a CD drive.

>>82081771
Thrrs also sin nd punishment frm treasure nd u just reminded me of the die hard rail shooter on ps1

As u can see this is me nd my internet pal getting ready to garn town garn nq64

>>82081599
I used to have it on vinyl nd cd nd thought id still have at least 1 but i dont. I do have a book signed by her tho that's worth a few bob

>>82081890
Sin and Punishment is excellent, but I'm talking something more like a Contra game. I guess there is at least one straight up sidescrolling run and gun level in S&P.

Baileys dont help me jst put me in a trance x

MAMMY WE LIVE IN BABYLON!

Valiums dont help me jst put me in a trance x

>>82077615
I agree with the guy saying to call the cops. That is really really fucked up. Not only that but after you get past the first few lines, it gets creepy as fuck.

Mammy. Oxcom wants me dead.

Five five five

I fcing ate too much bc I felt munchies ffm drinking. Might purge

I ate FAR too fcing much.definuteoy purging

Wew God help me a sinner x

going to play some Princess Maker 2 if that's OK with you lot

Mammy am ready to move on frm this world x

oh never mind then.

princess dies. game over.

Vomed a little bit I have a good intuition fr when a new "thing" has started nd i can tell this night of Over-eating the night of 5th august 2025 will be my "Thing" to be upset about frthe nxt few weeks bare minimum, not happy

MMy ur always asking did i eat today what did i eat today Tonight I ate today Fucking really a lot Nd way too much.Its all got to go

God hae mercny on me a sinner nd crypto greedy bastard that ate too much bc my eyes is biggger than my tummy when am drinking feel like dying

Mammy it over

*quietly puts the princess on a weight loss diet*
*removes all booze from the castle grounds*

>>82082263
Shes got2 le a rn. A moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips x

Princess x

Mammy ozcom will assassinate me nd I deserve to die. I sooo upset nat myselfbnd pissed off !!! Reeee!

Mammy am so upset x

she is living up to the Cross family name.

>>82082381
Aw itrs not right shes jst a bairn

oh. well.

now she can give anonymous men a moment on the lips + a lifetime on her hips.

>>82082403
IT'S MY FAULT
TERRIBLE PRINCESS PARENT
BAD END

>>82082418
Tf is this old cronesproblem
Ugly ahh

>>82082445
it the parents' fault, not raising their princess properly.
Venus even outright says you fucked up and you're a terrible father ;__;

anyway new save, what type of princess should i raise?

I'm that autistic I can only play 1 game at a time and cannot move on from what I've started. Even if it takes me weeks or months from completing it. I've put around 30 hours into completing Mario party 1 and it feels like a chore playing it. Almost done it but fucking hell.

tempted to go for something adventure/fighty since that's the mode of this game i never really touched.

>>82082543
Love the old. PC graphics from the 90s. Filled to the brim with soul.

>>82082547
I have the brain defect where I inevitably abandon games I really want to finish. Too many games, please understand.

>>82082582
I think that's a brain defect called being normal

HHL will be getting ready to go to work soon. He will get no compensation for working though. He does it for free. Somebody else profits from his free labour.

>>82082872
We also benefit cos he won't be posting. It's win-win.

Mark recalls growing up in the 70s. When he was a child you used to shit on a cotton nappy and you had to wash it and re use it. Grim. Living in the 70s must have been like the dark ages
https://youtu.be/D4PWircPzl4?si=HAbSeVvozuRH1Z_J

>>82082978
Did SSM have TMAU as a child?

Garn get sorted now then heading off out for me voluntary work. It Tuesdays x

>>82083042
Who is forcing you to work for free? Literal slavery

gf taking ages to get ready, just want to go eat brekkie

seasideMARK every day we above ground is a great day. We have to think ourselves lucky in life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4PWircPzl4

>>82083131
>seasideMARK every day we above ground is a great day. We have to think ourselves lucky in life.
fascinating

>>82083131
Video was so good it was posted here twice. Oh aye.

When Mark meets up with this YouTuber I hope he doesn't cave his head in with a ball peen hammer.

>he works for free
Kek

>>82083200
how else are NEETs meant to get a half decent CV
honestly if i was NEET id do it

ooh ekc and flipping nora. it stinks of shit in ere

'ate catfishing single moms lol

>"tHE kiD iS pArT oF mE/mY liFe"

Then why tf didn't you mention it outright and felt the need to hide it from me until now, stupid lying bitch?

This is like a scummy used car salesman going "Well you didn't ask in the beginning xD" when you point out the fuel engine's got a major leak in it after you've taken it for a short test spin

If you're not Chad all you get is his leftovers (BPD crazies/turbowhores with broken pairbonding, bitter gold diggers, catfishing single moms)

>>82083339
>moms
u fucking wot fraud

>>82083339
>mom
Out! foul Jewish golem!

>>82077615
>>82082015
Fucked up and creepy from the very first line. No one is going to take pills and a drink from a stranger whose house you just woke up in.

>>82083368
>>82083402
>he doesn't know there's places in England that says mom

>>82083436
>"England"
It's the "UK" you forren, oooooout!

>>82083436
No there isn't you spacker and if they do then they're fucking wrong to begin with.
Do you also say pants for trousers and eggplant?

>>82081980
Disappointed to learn that he's just her cameraman and doesn't actually participate.

>>82083475
It's Great Britain you cosmopolitan parasite. Do one

>>82083491
Yes there is. Why are you so ignorant about our country? It takes 10 seconds to google this.

>Do you also say pants for trousers
Yes
I also say knickers instead of panties

A very important message for britfeel posters.
https://youtu.be/1rR-wqxRjIg?si=KD4Gf6VDM7PKRRHz

I wonder if I'll be dying soon? Karma is getting me back for all the wrongs I've done (as it should). Just been hit with a big one, pay back for stealing when younger. Was away at my mum's for a week, came back and my mate who I'd let stay there has pawned my decks, playstation OG, another cd deck, my drill, my saw, and my delkim bite alarms for fishing.
Perfect bit of karmic justice. Is this the debt paid off?, 1 big hit and take away a lot of things I loved and that gave me joy.
Cunt has my front door key as well, need that back before I turf the cunt out. He's goit his dog here as well. Fucking what a way to come back home after a week away.
Life eh, got to love it.

>>82083501
>Why are you so ignorant about our country
I ignore the shit bits that are wrong and don't matter. If they don't speak the language, they don't belong.

>>82083501
My mum says keks. Or underkrackers.

>>82083507
keks is a classic too. I despise "panties". It sounds so gay and juvenile. Same with other yankisms like "poop" too

>>82083516
Not him but, poop (meaning fart) has been around for years. I didn't think it was an yankism.

>>82083516
To me "panties" isnt like juvenile but more "dainty" and fem. I only really associate it with soft lacy knickers.
Knickers to me conjures images of more standard or practical ones.

>>82083505
It's karma. If by karma you mean letting junkie dossers stay in your home whilst your away for a long time.
Some might say it's stupid.

Grundies, kegs, knickers, panties, arse!

>>82083544
Nah stupid is letting him take the front door key. Not stupid to trust somebody who has lied about how bad his situation is/was. Foolish to keep trustung them, as well desu.

The nappy king of Sunderland

>BBC's The Repair Shop's Jay Blades charged with rape

What is it with the BBC attracting so many creeps

>>82083641
well he also got done for like abusviely controlling his ex-wife or some shit
its weird as isnt his whole story that he had a tragic and rough youth and got into success via his craft and turned his life around
guess he might still be fucked up from it

>Be me just now heading out
>Gigaunemployed boomeroid vaxmaxxed skitzoid of course stands in front of my door/inna hallway again trynna intercept me

Mind-boggling. The skitzo fuck does this literally around the clock kek

>>82083368
>>82083402
>>82083436
>>82083475
>>82083491
soundspacker is german you retards

>>82083793
Who is 'soundspacker'

>>82083811
The schizophrenic German fellow you see posting in this thread constantly

>>82083793
i dont keep up with the thread/discord drama cos im not a fucking dolt, and then i filter every one i can identify

Ich bin getting very upset at noise.

>>82083971
then stop listening to merzbow

You are gigaunemployed too though

Shall be heading out semi-soonish

Do wish me luck laddingtons, for i'll require it for this one

I rly need to go on a nice big walk 2day bare minimum bc of I had too many calories yday by quite a bit But ill have a wee while more in bed 1st as am quite tender feeling. My health is very bad lately Tbh probly will just die if i dnt fix something
>>82084027
Good luck Or Gluck as they say in german which is short 4 guten luck

Am no longer baby. I want power!!

>>82084091
how big is a big walk

>>82084091
I need to get out to the gym or something. In a progressive state of rotmaxxing since Friday, just no motivation and energy

>>82084233
Been rotmaxxing for years now. Every time I try something new that might be fun, it's just boring

>>82084250
>Every time I try something new that might be fun
different anon but this is sort of the same for me

Just finished me voluntary work. Cleared a downed tree today. Treated meself to wacon and egg saunie from the sandwich shop. Oh aye.

>>82084159
I dont rlt measure it jst walk in circles until I feel tired bt it won't be very long at all. I measure it more in time like 20 minute walk would be oretty normal if am putting in some fair effort nd then really big effort would be 1 hour or even more than a hour.Its probably not even enough to be that different frm not bothering. See when i ws a teenager i used to walk 6 miles evry day going to my auntys house n back,,I know that's not loads but am jst saying I never even viewed that as exercise was jst like "its my walk" "it's my listen to my ipod in my own lane walk" jst something I did as a matter of course thats how I wasnback then but that was before I got nerve damaged in my knee that makes it hard to really bother now ibknow am jst using as excuse though
>>82084233
Youll feel better if u do it x

>>82084261
Glad you r enjoying it sounds kewl something bjt different

Corr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGy9uomagO4

>>82084261
Good stuff. I say they should double (nay, triple) your salary.

QRD on "Mens sheds"? Sounds kina sus is itnlike "mens saunas" nd "mens bathhousr" jst some oiled up lads in a shed

Fr some reason just having "Mens" in the title of anyrhinf make it sound sus af

think ive managed to unclog my toilet, today is a good day

new fred since we're at the image limit
>>82084328
>>82084328

>>82084261
This the 2nd shift or 1st?

>>82083793
who the fuck is "soundspacker"? is he one of the nonces you bickering faggots drool over?