Thread 82964408

The trve emo edition for trve emo lads.

ITT:
Perverts thinking of old men shagging 17yr old girls.

Be gone seethers

>La Emo
None of that foreign muck for me, I'll be listening to MCR.

>>82964447
The ESL marches on...

>i beg to think what Christmas dinner is for you, is it sitting round a table worshipping a giant tomato?
Genuinely what did he mean by this?

>>82964443
MCR are american and thus foreign lad.

>>82964457
He was just angrily seething while trying to pretend his life isn't shit, it's understandable. The lad has arguably the worst existence on this earth besides HHL.

>>82964464
America's like Australia and Canada and so on. Not really foreign because they speak English.

I just fucking hate how its going to be like 8 weeks of pyar fucking christmas the day after tomorrow, 1/11/2025 - 27/12/2025 because fucking boxingday and the ripples of boxing day. I just CANT CANT CANT be arsed with the same fucking songs, like its not even nice because chistmas is supposed to be a more prosperous time of the year where its all happy and whatnot yet people are doing worse than ever, just fuck off.

>>82964457
Fellas getting so riled up and red behind their keyboards they give themselves a stroke.

>>82964475
That's not how that works but alright lad. The finns all speak english too so I guess they count too.

>>82964488
Not their native language is it though lad? They're E*Ls.

>>82964481
>I just CANT CANT CANT be arsed with the same fucking songs
...don't listen to the radio then? Who the fuck still listens to the radio.
You aren't forced to listen to this shit.

>>82964457
you just seem like that type of cunt pal x, I can only imagine your Christmas tree is a single carrot glued to a coat hanger x
>>82964473
your favourite memory is when the bins got collected early x

then thar fuckin october budgets gonna come out and inevitably c tax is gonna go up, its all gonna go up, wages will never go up tho yet its yaaay christmas rockin' around the christmas tre- FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF

At my Christmas dinner I'm going to make a wish for Prince Andrew while I look at my giant tomato. Hope he makes it out of this situation stronger.

>>82964500
So Liberia isn't foreign then is it lad? English is their primary language.

>>82964505
supermarkets, any fucking shop play that utter shite, unless I do online delivery, could do. But it still looms. Certified hater fuck christmas.

>>82964519
Just as British as you and me those Liberians x

>>82964508
>he's still seething
You're such a sad little laddie, fucking hilarious honestly.
Whatever mate, you're welcome to keep meltyposting while deluding yourself, I can't stop you.
Weird for you to pull out Christmas dinner as the example, when for most of us it's special to see our family, but for you it's just like any other day given you have never moved out and are a parasite on the house. They most love having their lad take up space to post (shit-tier) feet on 4chan PHWOAR.

>>82964525
Headphones are your friend mate.

>>82964528
Luv all me Liberian bros, going down the pub for a cheeky game of pool and trying to avoid the topic of how the country came to exist and the behaviour they engaged in immediately after being founded.

>>82964420
i mean that is the normal. unless you propose we revert laws?

gay sex at 18 or 21 again? should lesbian sex have parity?

i believe age of consent is/was 17 in Northern Ireland.but in Britain it's been 16 since 1885.

the only problem left is that they can't vote, which is ridiculous.

If you weren't born in England you're foreign. Simple as.

>>82964548
Oh give it a rest porn mong

Age of consent laws are there to protect the poor from the wealthy.

Trying out some new emo lads.

Still lives at home with his mum and acts like he's a cut above the rest. LOL.

>>82964570
NOO YOU DONT GET IT
ITS SUCH CHEAP RENT (despite being more expensive than rent people can get when moving out)
ITS NOT A CALL CENTRE JOB ITS B2B MATE IM MINT (its a call centre job)
I GET SO MANY PERKS LIKE FREE MEALS (living like a child)
I LIVE SUCH A GOOD LIFE LMAO (spends literally hours posting asinine shit on /r9k/)

>>82964550
That's quite literally the definition yes.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x72r748?start=1570
>I'm 16, right,

>>82964636
Amazing lad this is just the same as a 50 year old royal on sex holiday with jewish sex traffickers now I think about it any more fictional tv show clips or pretend dialogue for us?

windy tonight eh lids?

>>82964550
>>82964596
By this logic two English parents who gave birth on holiday would have a foreign baby, but two foreign tourists to England giving birth here would have an English baby.

Coomer mong writing his epstein screenplay as his world crashes down over the idea there are situations where shagging a teenager is even slightly immoral

>>82964685
>jewish sex traffickers
Ah now I get why people are making such a bit fuss about this. Plain antisemitism.

>>82964688
its always fucking windy on this island

Corr me fanny stinks

>>82964739
Same but my bell end

>>82964713
Yeah turns out the most braindead low iq simpleton take that leaves you right and everyone else wrong is the correct one yet again, fancy that lad

>The Trump administration will limit the number of refugees admitted to the US to 7,500 over the next year, and give priority to white South Africans

Based and Nazi pilled

>>82964685
>now I think about it any more fictional tv show clips or pretend dialogue for us?
in Red Dwarf, while burning books for fuel, Rimmer says they can burn Lolita but 'save page 71'. to which Lister replies 'that's disgusting' and surreptitiously pockets it.
they also mention a beach full of teenagers in the Time Slides episode, implying they'd there to have sex with them.

Only Fools & Horses, Del Boys says Rodney reacts whenever a 17-year-old comes into the pub, or something.

There's 'When I Saw Her Standing There' by The Beatles
>Well, she was just seventeen
>If you know what I mean
>and the way she looked was way beyond compare

hmm what else. lad in Trainspotting? bit dodgy. Queer as Folk? gay and dodgy. Get Carter? against her will.

oh, Mark's sixth form shag in the first series of Peep Show.

>>82964802
>racism good because bugs bunny cartoon

>>82964802
Lad if it's so normal why are you bothered right now to prove that it's so normal? I know you think I'm prude and morally offended or something and you're being an edgy badass, I truly don't give a shit about the age of consent, I was just bored of porn addicts like you who can't stay on topic because your brain starts wandering. Going off into the same boring tangents as always. Can't talk about anything without your dick taking over. Case in point this post lol. Take a look at yourself ffs.

Fuck me I go away for a few hours and the seethe is insane. You lot need to calm down and watch tv or something, this can't be good for your physical or mental health.

>I won the argument on britfeel I'm so based and happy
>No I won the argument I'm amazing and have everything I want out of life

Get a fucking grip honestly, just turn off your computers

wops is fucking autistic.

>>82964819
British television highlights the social problems of the day, even in an 80s sitcom set on a spaceship or in the Middle Ages

no need to invent things. it's based on real culture and real occurrences.

>>82964844
My brain isn't melted enough like yours to even guess what the fuck you think you just said

>>82964839
I agree we should all be posting choons instead.

Was out with mates over the weekend getting some food, me and the wife, another couple and a few single lads. Conversation got on to tiktok and one of the lads described a particular tiktoker as based, I don't know which one because I don't do that shit, but everyone was completely clueless to what he meant. If course I just sat there with my mouth shut, I'm not going to admit to being that terminally online in a public setting. I swear people these days don't know about hiding their power levels. Thoroughly embarrassing situation for him, but that's what he gets for liking tiktok people.

>>82964898
Could probably do with some emo given the general vibes this evening.

Could actually do with a mumberg character to come in and tell the naughty boys off when they're getting too worked up.

>>82964899
I'd say he lost any and all "power level" by admitting he uses tiktok. I don't care how much internet slang he throws around if he's learning it from normie-tier shit.

>fewer ad breaks for this longer video
>video is only 10 minutes long

>>82964905
>Could probably do with some emo given the general vibes this evening.
Corr thank fuck. Even have some of it be related to the vibes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycRnUT0hw2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-M2_VgRisc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLWS6zoBCX8
And the heavy hitter of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAxLWiLdtF8
>back to bed
>weighed down by sweat and dead skin

And while I think the album sucks, here's the vibe you're after.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4zhtgfw25M

>>82964802
>Rimmer says they can burn Lolita but 'save page 71'
What's on page 71?

>There's 'When I Saw Her Standing There' by The Beatles
>>Well, she was just seventeen
>>If you know what I mean
What did they actually mean by this?

>>82964927
>the ad breaks are basically 5 fucking minutes long
I swear at this rate I'll just stop using the TV app and get a little linuxbox or something to hook up to the TV and use as a glorified "youtube with adblock" viewer.

>>82964946
>What's on page 71?
Not him mate but that was likely the fucking joke. That there was a bit he was fond of. Playing into his character being a bit of a sex starved perv.
You can figure it out, lad.

>>82964956
You could do that, or run pihole.

>I'm so alone
>I'm so afraid of everything that could possibly go wrong.
>What the fuck am I doing here, am I doing with my life?
>I can hardly stand it anymore.
>I can hardly stand it anymore.
>I'm so alone.
>I'm so alone.
>I'm so alone.
Hm the emo went a bit deeper than I anticipated.

>>82964956
It's fucking ridiculous on my Xbone. Every video starts with a 50 second ad. If you pause the video, it starts showing more ads too.

this wanker will be sitting on Christmas Day worshipping his big tomato with the rest of his ugly family x
meanwhile my body will be looking strong and beautiful and my bank account will be as fat as his swollen Christmas tomato. X

>>82964965
Aye I could I'm just shite at networking with routers and all that. A PC hooked up using the TV as a screen is way easier for me.

>>82964975
Still seething footspacker?

I shagged a 17 year old desu

>>82964946
>>82964961
was page 61
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6t5idt?start=1020

maybe they put effort into this joke and there IS something sauce on THAT page of this edition.

but the joke suggests they find it saucy stuff. because they are men.

>>82964997
I shagged a 17 year old while losing my virginity at 17
Lock me up lads I'm sick in the head

>>82964548
In an ideal world? No sex before marriage and no gay sex at all obviously. I assume you're a gay man because nobody else would know or care about the gay age of consent. Not doing much to beat the all gays are paedos allegations. The age of consent exists for this reason >>82964557 the world doesn't revolve around you and what you want to shag

>>82965010
Your 17 year old daughter should get railed by a 50 year old bloke then, that logically follows from "teenagers have sex" yeah.

What are your reasons for using GNU/Linux?

>>82965010
Same lad. But it was a different time tbf (2014); everyone was noncing back then as shown by all the media mentioned ITT. It's only recently that societal norms have changed.

>>82965030
Adware shit in windows plus I'm autistic so it's fun.

Kinell this VN is just sex after sex. Enough already!

>>82965010
I was 30 desu

>>82965047
It's very fun even if you're by no means great at it. I would not feel safe using Windows.

>>82965028
>get railed by
what about
>have sex with
? what if that's what she wants?

I love non-stacey females.

>>82965075
fuck off turktard

on a night out i met a lassie who was 18. she was drinking in the same club but they weren't too strict. so i checked her driving licence, yep, she was 18. we went back to mine.

any younger and yous wouldn't be drinking, and where's the fun in that?

>>82965070
You don't give children everything they "want" because they want stupid things and things that will harm them retarded sprogless gimp.

>>82964990
why would I be seething tomatomong? x
i live in a grand country house, jog on pal and enjoy Islam for crimbo x

>>82964408 (OP)
https://www.tiktok.com/@jackroxyben/video/7566404297752169750
How sad do you get over your pets dying?

>>82965087
You sound like a wrongun desu. Not for what you did, but the way you talk and think about it. And your need to believe a case of sex trafficking was consensual for some reason.

>>82965094
So you are seething got it.
Proper fucking melty as per usual, little lad. You warrant pity yet are too much of a dickhead to get it. Pathetic really.

Oh oh oh I know, THEN she turned to andrew and said
>Hehe I'm 17 but I'm mature for my age and I fully consent to everything, it's just like in Red Dwarf haha
So in conclusion QED young lasses should have sex with me xD

>>82965096
Bit awkward to be running a guinea pig channel once it dies. What's the future of this account now?

Tomatomongs ITT

Then she turned to Andrew and said
>I am 17, above the age of consent in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Except that they even met is hearsay.

He is return

.
https://youtu.be/Iwg7WJroo1g

He lives

>>82965139
Probably nothing

Early night in beddingtons for me again. Busy day on tomorrow.

>>82965081
Not Turkish.

>>82965182
Since when does ruthmong use an iphone

>>82965182
Whatever you say turk.

>>82965112
how many Islamist militants live on your street pal? x
me? my b2b sales career is taking off like a rocket and I go home to a grand country house i pay peanuts for so jog on x

>>82965189
That's just what the filename downloaded as. Had to resize the image too.

tried to sleep, been hit with a profound sense of loneliness and a random feeling of wanting to listen to vaporwave, home resonance, despite forgetting entirely about the genre. Thinkin about things that could have been.

>>82965196
You pay more than plenty of people pay to not live with their parents, keep coping lad.
Enjoy your call centre shit wage.

Unfortunately me polish lass quit asmr. She probably just didn't like her aging process.

>>82965212
Sorry to hear that, Turk.

>>82965156
Oh.shit I remember this freaking guy

An arabic mong somehow signed up for snapchat with my email and it doesn't even need verification. Probably a groomer too.

>>82965156
Alexander Jahans???

Just think tomorrow brit lasses will be dressing up like this and getting drunk at halloween parties.

>>82965208
no one else pays what i pay to live in a grand country house pal x
if you saw what I get for my 750 (small fraction of my wage) you would wail and there would be much gnashing of teeth, tomatomong x

>>82965259
If you say so mate, pretty sure I paid less to live in a house likely just as good.
I earn more than you anyway so I don't really mind, little man.

>>82965235
That's him alright. Yessir.

What is it about being a minimum wage call centre mong and paying 750 quid a month to live with his parents house that makes him insufferable? Like this is nothing to be proud of and no reason to act like such a mong

>>82965104
kept it brief for a 4chan post. we actually clicked over the course of the night, i just wanted to make sure we were both on the same page about the age gap.

over the next few days, we agreed it wouldn't work out, but we stayed in touch. she was hung-up on her BPD ex-girlfriend. gradually stopped talking. i saw them together, same club, a year or so later. hope they were/are happy.

>>82965283
ITS NOT JUST A CALL CENTRE JOB REEEEEEEEEEE

shagging dressed up lassies up their arse

>>82965295
Wots wrong with a call center job fucker

>>82965269
you could never have the type of career i have pal, i eat what i kill, big commissions x
you also do not live in a grand country house pal x

>>82965287
Post one million that has nothing to do with prince Andrew we get it lad you love teenagers good for you? You sound like a wrongun end of. Creepy millennial obsessed with teenagers and age gaps.

>>82965253
Yeah and you'll be alone in your boxroom.
So what?

>>82965295
B2B sales don't really have call centres unless it's one of those scam things where they cold call random companies trying to sell them a worse version of something they already have or something nobody needs. Real B2B sales is all networking and enquiries

I wonder why...is it because women live life on easy difficulty and never are expected to do real work? Lads should fight back by not contributing anything to the economy. It's the only way to make our point.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/womens-rights-boys-andrew-tate-adolescence-manosphere-b2855109.html

>>82965304
>you could never have the type of career i have pal
Correct, I have one that makes more money and lets me actually own my fucking house. Cheers. You would have my sympathy but you don't deserve it.

>>82965308
you are saying untrue things about me.

>>82965310
I'll have my asmr halloween videos to watch.

>>82965314
exactly thank you pal, finally someone who is not a pig ignorant tomatomong x
>>82965316
you will never make as much money in a full year as I just made in six months x. if you do own a house it is likely a depressing deanobox or grim terraced hell x

>>82965355
So you cold call random companies then, got it

all these fancy shampoos, when you can just pick the dandruff from your hairline with your nails.

>>82965362
nope you have no clue, shows your business ignorance and exposes you as a low paid mong x

Saar may I interesting you in new product. Saar kindly stay on the line please. Saar? Saar?

>>82965372
Lmao footmong if you're well off in a big country manor why are you on a Debt Relief Order? Mong

>>82965372
But that's literally what you just agreed to. You work in a call centre, correct? and you agreed that the only B2B call centres are for companies that sell some shitty low grade POS or accounting software or some bollocks that isn't fit for purpose and generally something any existing business would already have and not need. So you are cold calling random companies and get hung up on by the receptionist, you never even reach the department responsible for purchases

ruthmong shot mr burns

>>82965384
i have not even seen a brown face irl for years. you live among them x
>>82965396
all done now x
>>82965399
no I do not work in a call centre you came up with that, I work in b2b sales so jog on
pal x going very well too x

He pays the 750 because he's on a Debt Relief Order that prohibits him from renting. He has no other choice.
>all done now x
Why did you even have one if you're well off? Clown

>>82965413
Billy bullshitter desu

I live in (a boxroom within) a grand country house saaaars

i'm surprised /britfeel/ has such expert/insider knowledge when it comes to POS systems and sales.

>>82965431
I've seen jobs advertised for such companies selling such shitty software, it's minimum wage or commission only with exaggerated OTE that are impossible to meet because you're essentially trying to sell a lemon. Also my mate who worked in a solicitors office told me about several occasions where some call centre mong called the office trying to get put through to the accounting department to sell them some software and he just hung up on them

>>82965422
financial situation changed when my career took off pal x
>>82965422
i could rent now but why would I pal? x got a cushty cushty deal here x
>>82965424
believe what you like pal x
>>82965429
true lol but it is a large room to be fair x in a gorgeous big house in the countryside no browns in sight pal so jog on x

>>82965465
>no browns in sight pal so jog on x
Try taking a look in the mirror bud.

Footspastic spends all day begging other companies to buy his shitty product. How is he not a call centre worker?

Why is it always sales, marketing or advertising? Larpers love those for some reason

Imagine living in an HMO in a post-industrial impoverished rural town working in a call centre and probably sharing a bathroom with boat migrants, and spinning this situation into being a high-flyer living in a country manor. Delusionmaxxing.

>>82965475
because i do not work in a call centre pal x
it is a simple yet elegant fact that makes me not a call centre worker pal, hope you can understand it because I will not be able to dumb it down further for you and your tomato munching ilk x
also we sell high quality and very expensive equipment so jog on x

>>82965490
i do not live in an hmo, or any town (it is a country house near a village, very grand) or share a bathroom, have not even seen a boat wog x

I don't believe a single word that comes out of footspastics mouth. He lives in a "grand country manor" so his parents are rich yet they charge him 750 a month? He is in debt up to his eyeballs and he's from a rich family? He works in a call centre on minimum wage and acts like he's all high and mighty. All bollocks, I've heard better stories on loose women. Also why LARP here of all places?

>>82965493
Enlighten me. What do you sell to other companies?

>>82965514
>i do not live in an hmo
So how do you explain being in a box room in a grand house? If it's not an HMO it's got to be your childhood bedroom in your parents house.

>>82965528
my family believe in contributing pal x
we pay our own way in life, might seem strange to bennymongs but this is our character x
all debt paid off long ago, stacking cash now so jog on and eat your big tomato x
>>82965540
large industrial equipment pal x
>>82965542
that is correct yes x
not that exact bedroom though i am in a different one now pal x

>>82965551
Why would your wealthy parents make you pay that much for a single room though? That's way above market rate for a single room in the middle of nowhere. At most they should charge you the marginal cost of utilities and food of you being there.

>>82965570
They would also have helped him avoid a debt relief order

>>82965570
it is a double room pal, quite large one x
trust me it is well, well below market rate for this quality of room and board x
certain mongs here would be deeply upset if they knew what I have for that small sum x

indians and heavy industry dont mix well

>>82965592
Ah maybe part of that payment is paying back his parents for the debt they paid off for him. Probably accumulated on OnlyFans, vapes and online gambling.

>>82965592
never asked them to, I dealt with the consequences of my immature decisions on my own, I learned and grew and I am better off for it pal x
that time in my life is long over x

Bored of the footmong LARP now. It's probably BN

>>82965618
You think Footmong is a BN character? Long running larp if so.

>>82965640
>>82965618
Defo not lol he was posting on /pol/ years and years ago

post pics of larder and/or study.

Now it's a double room

>>82965712
did I ever once say it was a single room? no lol tomatomong jog on x

every time someone says "i don't care if you believe me", they secretly do.

i definitely care if /britfeel/ believes me. it's why i answer questions and explain myself. but that's easy when you're not a liar.

Phwaor innit

I live in a large boxroom with walls dividing it into smaller boxrooms that has a boxbalcony. Shall be having a relaxing bath in the boxbathroom before bed I reckon.

>>82965723
smells like cope mongy mong x

>>82965723
I have some questions for you if that is ok lad?

>>82965730
you could always just stand out on the boxbalcony when it rains.

Dribbling care home rubber helmet mongs fucking spackertard invalids daft cunt silly bastards shit for brains

>>82965725
corr good kittingtinshire diss

Deformed ugly freaks living in care homes

>>82965814
bit boxcold for that la

To you he might be Mr Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, but to me he'll always be Prince Andrew; my GOAT.

Holy shit Footmong is a complete fucking idiot but he made you all look stupid tonight, can hardly believe what I am reading

Indians sharting into a tupperware and charging you 12 quid for it with naan

>>82965946
you're so desperate to be anti-Indian that you've decided the FOOD is bad?

best food in the world, Indian.

due to population and increased internet access, Indians create most of the original content you see online.

>>82966011
Love burning my face off with a hot curry, me.

i am the nastiest of pasties. the bastard of the bakery. crusty in every sense of the word.

Good spaffington X

Spagbolshiresbury is on the hob.

How can I eat a white girl's freshly shaven pussy? This is what im contemplating at 3am. I'm 26, short, balding and a neet if it matters

Back from nightwalk. Played dead by side of road. After 20 cars and an hour later I decided that you would be truly fucked if you had a seizure, heart attack, got stabbed on a nightwalk.

>>82966808
>i'm 26, short, balding and a neet if it matters
you'll have to pay for it im afraid laddy

You don't see many good audit videos these days. Just boring 40 minute Palestine protest audits. Sick of it.

Need Ruthmong to get a job and start a family ASAP

if insomnia is a competition, i think i rank around 50th.

lol remember this?

pure madness, so it was.

prollies the worst time of day to ask, but do any lids know of a good/cheap sieve from Amazon?

got this one from Wilko years ago: there's a gap under the ring where food gets stuck. surely there are sieves where the mesh is just completely flush/sealed with the ring.

>>82967241
There arent even 50 posters here though

Sniff me

>>82967089
Fucking hell you will be waiting a while for that

Spackerfreak Monglord

>>82967529
*sniffs you*

>>82967973
I bet he stinks of curry

>turk
>curry

>>82967988
Fuck knows what they eat out there. Could be bugs and Persian rugs for all I know. Nor do I give a shit.

>>82968106
Ever heard of kebabs?

>>82968131
Turkish culture is kebabs and little brown people dancing in fez hats kek. Is that all they have to offer to humanity?

Not even the European Union wants the turk roaches in the trading block, why would anyone else want them? White British women are repulsed by brown 3rd worlders.

>>82968165
True, no one wants Ruthmong, even his own kind

>>82968155
They also do those ice cream vendor troll things.

Where I live there are no turks just albanians

Some morning choons my lads.

Any baddies ITT?

didn't sleep. did a wee bump of speed. not whether it's a staying-awake or crashing-suddenly kind of day.

>>82968275
That's just the ticket, man

>>82967876
Thanking you

Up early and on that Friday morning wuppagrind. Oh aye.

Happy Walloween de lids.

>>82968326
do you need a special pillow for your long neck?

for me, it's pretty French women making ambient music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2WGU2f08Wc

corrr yearly frightening from the Halloween theme popping up

looking to get a new sieve
top-selling sieve on Amazon, fair few negative reviews
but they're mostly
>i put it in the dishwasher and it went rusty!
it says it's not dishwasher safe. this is like complaining something is burnt because you set it on fire.

>>82968353
All this post did was make me go "so Grouper right?" until realising Grouper is american.
Also not sure if she's pretty.

sievemong

for me it's the ambiguity of the "16cm diameter"
is that the inner mesh, or the ring as a whole, do yous reckon?

my current sieve is 18cm on the inside, 20cm including the outside. wouldn't want much smaller than that, just about right for 2-3 portions of rice. but i don't want a massive one (handy being able to strain into a jug/bowl innit)

>>82964408 (OP)
Absolute wank edition. Emo is gay whinging for people who never grew out of being teenagers.

>>82968387
And yet you're the one whinging about it. Curious.

>>82968363
looks like you put your sieve in the dishwasher

>>82968379
sievemong to you too!

>>82968363
Yeah I get what you're saying, but also it is a problem how everything that gets made today is really really low quality. Even 'luxury' goods are shit tier. I bought a 200 quid shirt for a very formal even one time and it had loose threads on some of the buttons. Okay very minor, but fuck me I'm paying the equivalent of some peoples' rent to have this thing, could they not at least put it through some sort of quality control?

Appliances are the worst imo, but cookwear and cutlery are close behind. Yeah sieves will rust in the dishwasher, but can't they just make ones that don't? Ever looked at Victorian era wrought iron works? Not a speck of rust on them. What changed since then?

>>82968389
i read labels unlike these Amazon fools.

they probably wash their non-white clothes without checking the detergent for oxygen-based bleaching agents and optical brighteners.

Good morning lads. How are we feeling in Britain today?

>>82968406
>without checking the detergent for oxygen-based bleaching agents and optical brighteners.


you sound like an incel

>>82968410
Me? Knackered af.

I wonder what Ruth will be dressing up as tonight for Halloween.

>>82968400
so supposedly this is made of tin rather than stainless steel and, yeah. that's not even 'you get what you pay for' really, it's just odd. but i don't have a dishwasher so it's probably the same to me at the end of the day. unless it rusts quickly.

right now i'm sitting on one of those cheap Chinese gamer chairs. one of the wheels has stopped spinning (so it veers to one side), the seat cushion has split open in two places, and i need to tighten the armrests back on every month or so.

think of a cheap office chair from the 2000s or so. those blue foam ones. imagine them not even lasting a year of perfectly ordinary use.

>>82968426
>right now i'm sitting on one of those cheap Chinese gamer chairs
Not him lad but I fell for the Secretlab meme and it'd been on death's door for ages. It had a big snap and now won't adjust in a few places (before you mention it, I am under the weight limit for this model, I made sure I got the right one), the armrests have been flaking off since ages ago, and it just generally feels shite. The only good thing is it does its job of not numbing my arse despite being sat in it for like 16 hours a day.
Even the non-chink shit is dumb if it's just marketed to tools I guess.

Lads at work keep telling me to shell out for a Herman Miller and I know they work well and hold value but its a bit fucking steep.

>>82968426
the chair need to support your fat ass lad

>>82968413
>incel
very good lad. i'm just selectively neurotic and anal-retentive. germophobic, even.

my issue with bleach in detergents (even colour ones) is they bleach your clothes. if you have dark tops and they've faded over time, there's a good chance this is why. modern dyes don't generally wash out (unless it's raw denim or something).

learn these things.

https://cleanright.eu/en/
good resource.

>>82968451
I only wash with non-bio liquid

>>82968410
Not great all, ngl. Just fucking sad you know? Nothing in life is fun, nothing going how I want it to.

>>82968451
>and anal-retentive
I bet you are gayboy, never letting the cock back out eh lad

I wonder what HHL will be dressing up as tonight for Halloween.

>>82968466
Corr imagine how much vampires would want his neck. All you can eat buffet on that swan neck.

>>82968444
does /g/ not have any secret "it's cheap but actually good" inside knowledge?

>shell out for a Herman Miller
yeah those look like overkill for a chair. what about when you get used to them, then you go to a restaurant or someone else's house?

>>82968446
no, it just needs to hold together better is what it needs.

i found a fancier office chair outside, but the stuffing is coming out. might just cover that fucker in gaffer tape.

>>82968472
>yeah those look like overkill for a chair
One of them does have the chair, and he says he got it used which saved him loads, and it's holding value for resale assuming he doesn't ruin it.
I just don't want my arse receptible to be previously arsed yknow.

>what about when you get used to them, then you go to a restaurant or someone else's house?
You reckon I go outside mate? :^)
Nah should be fine, I'll adjust. The plan is to run this shite chair into the ground and then probably try and go fancy. I got a proper fancy desk recently so the chair can match and then hopefully I'm set for a good 10-20 years.

>>82968454
the enzymes actually help with cleaning, lad.

get the Mighty Power laundry gel from Poundland. if you need to whiten clothes, use those bleach sachets or just leave them to soak in diluted bleach.

>>82968451
I'll be honest lad I just have the simple solution of "not giving a shit".
I buy the cheap powder in bulk off amazon, checking fuck all. I throw in all clothes I own, without separating or checking what can be washed. It always comes out fine.
I live my life.

Ok fine I've done the dog walk, had toast and coffee and I'm only 32 minutes late to work. No 33 now. I suppose it is time to go upstairs and turn on the laptop and begin the pretence of a Friday WFH day. Happy Halloween to the lads, hoping for only treats and no tricks.

>>82968477
>The plan is to run this shite chair into the ground and then probably try and go fancy. I got a proper fancy desk recently so the chair can match and then hopefully I'm set for a good 10-20 years.

cor good strategy lad, that's some long-term thinking.

one bought this Flintan chair from IKEA for 80 quid or so, few months later a local office was closing down and giving 12 of the buggers away for free. but we had to take them all. 6-bedroom flatshare, then half a dozen spares in the living room.

and now i have ZERO Flintans ;_;

>>82968519
>cor good strategy lad, that's some long-term thinking.
It's how I live life. I just buy something up front I intend to run into the ground. Means sometimes I get flagship shite like GPUs or phones, but then try to keep them going until they become dust.
Needed a new GPU for a while but the 1080 is hanging in there and all new ones are shite value, so my 10 year old expensive purchase has paid off with time.

>one bought this Flintan chair from IKEA for 80 quid or so
Hadn't thought of Ikea actually, might have a good browse there too. Gone off "gaymer" chairs now.

How do you just lose a pair of glasses? Like they live on my face most of the time, where would they have got to that isn't on my face or near my face? Boggles the mind...

>>82968527
>all new ones are shite value
it's crazy how we've got here. just checked the RTX 5000 series, over two grand?! fucking hell.

>Hadn't thought of Ikea actually, might have a good browse there too. Gone off "gaymer" chairs now.
/g/ was right about this IKEA 'table bar' system. 15 quid for a bit of wood, 2.50 for each leg. totally plain, but it's fine for me.

check Freecycle. when places close down, sometimes they just give away good-as-new furniture. a chair in good nick can always be re-arsed x

>>82968569
Aye I used Ikea for a TV display and even though I assembled it a bit shite (put the colour side the wrong way round init) it's good stuff and does the job.
Might see if they do under-desk stuff too as at the moment if I go standing it pulls my phone charger stand off the desk lel

finally have a couple of days off and time to recharge the batterynibbas but the gf has a 1000 ideas what we could do the next couple of days (like going to ikea)

>>82968577
Can't imagine anything quite as horrid lad. IKEA is the place where happy days go to die. I've got all next week off and expect I will vacillate between stripping wallpaper and paint from door frames and sitting around shitposting and not achieving anything and the week will just fly by into nothing.

Hope you get them batterynibbas up to full charge.

quite like wandering around IKEA tbqh.

pro tip: post in the proper reply box at the top. 500 internal error? keep retrying.

>>82968633
Pro tip: get a job

>keep retrying
Wow proper protip there never would have thought of that

Work from home jobs are fading fast, I keep being contacted by recruiters trying to get me to apply for jobs in London with minimum 3 days on site. Get to fuck, I'm not spending all my money and time going to London and back. Evil bunch of bastards.

>>82968639
what can i say? i'm quite the memester.

>>82968649
Just move to London, simple. Best place to live anyway (unless you're an incel).

>>82968657
I don't think so de lid, I own a house in nice town in the Sussex downs. Would have considered London in my early 20s but I'm not going to move into that hot mess now, no sir no thank you.

>>82968650
It's an older meme but it checks out

Greentext has now turned into BROWNTEXTING. Fuckin hell. World gone mad. Like most western nations turning brown it is.

>>82968675
olive text on dark peach was already an odd choice.

but fuckin hell mobile 4chan is something else. is it meant to be brown? when a post is highlighted, the text is barely visible. starting to sympathise with the phoneposters, instead of judging them.

>>82968625
Never been to one, just ordered online.

Fully intended to go for a run at lunch in order to continue my healthmaxxing white knuckle don't let the bad thoughts creep in just keep moving goal for the autumn and winter. But unfortunately it is now windy and raining and I just think it's unlikely to come to fruition. Maybe I'll do some push ups or something and call it a day.

back to Yotsuba B for me

>>82968725
back to Tomorrow for me

Alrite de lid.
Its trick or treat.
Empty out your cupboards for the frens
or me and my lids coming back later
got lots of eggs, flour and toilet paper you see
wouldn't want it on your property would you lid?

Me? Thinking about how Melanie from DX courier gets shared at the weekends. The slight pudge. The low self esteem. The need to serve. Hairless aside from her head. Drinks apple Tango. Watches TV. Basic, but wet and inviting for the lads in the warehouse that stop by after work. Juicy, plump fanny that's welcoming and receptive, and tits that are lightly bruised from eager blue-collar hands. She's shy, but she's validated when the boys spread her over the coffee table and take their turns.

>>82968753
Strange thing to think about there lad. Why don't you just think about shagging her yourself like a normal person?

hashtag ai slop

>>82968755
Where's the fun in that? Lost on me, sorry.

o i c, this is when the browser requests the dark theme. think they just swapped the text/background colours around (or my browser does).

>>82968756
there are so many automated systems in place that allowed Pete to quickly post that to Twitter, and he takes them for granted.

tripfag dogshit drivel
filtered

Help me decide something lads. Have had a supplier at work ask me to put in a solid review of them on the Gartner website, obviously he gets a kickback if they do but I get a $25 visa gift card if I do it. Now what the hell am I going to do with 25 American dollars on a visa gift card? Assume I can just use this to pay for anything online. Should I do it? It'll be within work hours so it's like double money and the guy is fine, bit of a knob but he's sales so it's to be expected.

>>82968815
Just free money init.
I'd assume even USD gift cards can be used on Steam with a VPN or some sites will just convert, fuck knows.

>>82968815
Something Awful account + platinum upgrade + custom avatar.

last time i tried to buy one (in my defence, i was drunk) their stupid 1990s USD-only system flagged up as a scam, and i had to ring NatWest to unfreeze my account.

>>82968815
The gift card is basically a prepaid debit card mate it'll work fine. If you buy something in pounds it'll take the dollar amount.

quite like that new 6 7 meme

>>82968712
I love running in the rain once I get going. It's invigorating.

>>82968923
Had to Google what the fuck it was after South Park made fun of it and I'm still not sure I get it.

gonna be getting smashed and play vr horror games tonight lads. what are your plans?

>>82968955
You're brave I watched one of those 360 VR videos of IT in the sewer and almost shit myself

>>82968946
Britnormie family photo

>>82968951
Just kids repeating lyrics from a rap song about murder to seem cool, apparently even the song never clarifies what it means.

I have been trying for hours to find a decent AI image editor that can take a picture, add something to the person in it (in this case a jacket, as defined by a text prompt) and then output the image. Seems unbelievably simple and yet there isn't a single one I've found that will do this for free and decent quality.

Am I gonna have to run my own model locally? Fuck me what a fucking ballache. The entire reason is that it's a picture of a woman in a bikini that I'm trying to cover up. It's literally not NSFW. Fuck all these 'AI ethics' cunts who try to censor every AI model out there.

>every zoomer/alpha meme is recycled ebonics from the black gangsta homies rap music
So cringe

>>82968993
So like the 187 on an Undercover Cop of modern era?

20 years ago it was laughable to be a "wigger"

>>82969049
Lad it still is.

Eminem has transcended wigger status and is an honorary n word igger.

>>82968955
Going to watch The Exorcist.

>>82969039
Ironically they do it because of people like you who want to misuse the technology. Frankly I don't believe that you want to add a jacket, and I don't see any use case for adding a jacket to a woman wearing a bikini in the first place.

Your parents could have named you anything and they chose Jeremy

>I can't fathom why you might want to make an image edit, therefore it is right and just that you should be censored.
...huh?

Your parents could have named you anything and they went with Graham

Sex with hot 18 yr olds

We're going to call him Graham. Aww, little Graham.

>>82969069
Not gonna lie lad this is absolute fucking bootlicking, jesus christ kek

>>82969093
Why not 16, lad? That's when their boobies are at the most sensitive.

>>82969092
All I think about when I see that name

Your parents could have named you anything and they went with Penis

Bet you can't stretch your scrotum over your head

>>82969129
bet i can

>>82969129
I have stretch Armstrong wollox lad

>>82969126
I was saddened when I heard Shippyz dad fell into an industrial pudding making contraption but when I realised he named Shippy Penis, it felt like just desserts

Yes we've picked a name we're calling him Gary x

>>82969129
Nah my foreskin's tighter than a nun's cunt.

why do american public toilets have massive gaps in the doors so you can see through and doors that are high off the floor so toddlers can just walk under? whats that about?

Yes we've picked a name we're calling him Sean x

Is it pronounced Seen or See-An?

>>82969206
You could tell me this was taken from an article about a guy shooting up a school due to being an incel and I'd believe it.
Fucking sort the tache out you junkie spacker.

Fvlse emo hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvqz5ZKCMr4

Sean sounds like porn. No wonder he's addicted to loser/SPH findom types.

Me?

Shan't be answering the door to any cunt tonight

gonna get some lunch now

Me? Garn on the piss tonight so won't be around to open the door anyway

I don't even consider "people" who consume alcohol human

>>82969361
Shippy doesn't drink alcohol

>>82969361
I have literally never had an alcoholic drink. I don't see the appeal, they smell like fucking shit and the times I've dipped my finger and tasted a drop it felt like fucking acid was pouring down my throat. I hate drinking culture in the UK. So fucking bad for your health and makes you into a total retard mong.

literally nothing wrong with drinking socially

>>82969212
It's actually Seh-ahn

Me? Couldn't imagine live without alcohol. I love it.

>>82969371
shippy drinks pints of melted butter

>>82969416
Alright caveman lid?

>>82969464
t. total retard mong

Small amounts of alcohol is good for almost everyone socially.

>>82969470
Not for HHL

>>82969387
Same applies to fat people and smokers tbfh.

>>82969361
Go back to your Muslim shithole country.

>>82968927
True enough lad, thanks for this post it gave me the sticktoitiveness to do it anyway. Nice 5k, not too unpleasant once I got going and now I feel like a damned superman.

Wow, he got so rattled by that he basedjakposted and also deleted it. Some people really like alcohol I guess? Seems like an odd thing to be so adamantly pro- to the point where you try to pick fights with anonymous people online over it. Sounds like addict behaviour.

>>82969507
Yep. Never smoked or done drugs either and I have never had a BMI over 20.

>>82969093
What about Scottish 24 year olds?

>>82969108
No, they're not mature.

>>82969533
Annual wage and number of sexual partners?

I am sick of you all claiming bennies when I have to work. I am paying for you losers to do nothing.

Fuck off ruthmong you cockroach

18yo girls like her literally talk about wanting much older men with nice biceps and throbbing veins in their arms. Why aren't you gymmaxxing?

>>82969563
>Why aren't you gymmaxxing?
Why aren't you?

>>82969563
Face is all that matters. Women don't actually care much about biceps, they just like tall facially attractive men with square jaws and then will talk about that man's biceps. But if there was an ugly or short man with the same biceps she wouldn't notice and would call him a creep.

>>82969569
Don't think it'll make any difference. My face wouldn't suit that kind of body.

>>82969556
34k and six, but currently with long-term gf.
How about you, lad?

>>82969556
58k and 0

>>82969590
123k and 5 but married with a sprog now

>>82969556
50k, 19 actual girls and 1 troon

>>82969563
Women lie all the time especially neurotypical because the whole system is to say things that raise status and save face

Watch what they do not what they say

>>82969579
>>82969581
I go the gym 3 times a week no roids I do exercises for mobility and functional strength
I feel really healthy and never got that big but I look good even with my goofy face
I just look like a guy who does physical labour even though I dont
If nothing else do it for your health because my peers are already far behind me now and will start compounding joint problems that I wont due to my lifestyle

>>82969550
>>82969563
why are you turkish

>>82969632
I went to the gym for years and got very /fit/. It's a good idea, but the idea it will attract women is simply wrong. Do it for your health and to feel good.

>>82969579
>Face is all that matters.

You sure about that? Go to the gym is always what gets said to by normies. I've struggled to understand that. You wouldn't say that to a woman (it would imply she is fat).

>>82969569
It wouldn't do any difference at this point in life. I don't want menopausal women

>>82969579
Ahh probably true then. I knew they were psychopaths. Rather they just speak their minds but that would upset their simps giving them money and attention all the time.

>>82969662
>but the idea it will attract women is simply wrong
It increases your chances significantly. Yeah they won't approach you on the street and want to touch your abs, but the idea is you catch the eye.
You still have to go outside, which is where most lads here go wrong.

>>82969639
I'm from England lad. Just another incel in this bleak country beyond repair.

>>82969126
>>82969206
>>82969371
These two lads are better looking than you, taller than you and have better hairlines. I'll wait for you to prove us wrong.

>>82969470
Small amounts? Ruth is beyond that.

>>82969532
glad to hear it liddington, well done for getting out there!

>>82969701
Penis would have to lose weight for us to know either way, but Helper is actually quite cute.

>>82969701
Shippy looks like a serial rapist and HHL looks like a 12 yr old girl

>>82969662
>Do it for your health and to feel good.
this is the part that actually helps
Women look for health and vitality
Sure you wont likely get women above your face looks but you can get women by having vitality

>>82969672
You keep posting men with the top 0.01% of attractive male faces.

>>82969185
corr did a horrible shit in the public toilet on the skywalk in NYC and the stall was exactly like that. made eye contact with a fella when he came in whilst I was mid-shite. surprisingly, the toilet itself was very clean.

>>82969715
>>82969720
Not seeing any proof in your post that you're any better than either of them.

>>82969556
40k and 21

>average audit mong

https://youtu.be/HO2TNLy6FAk

>>82969728
Youll just have to take my word for it

the island of depression

>>82969728
i didn't even IMPLY i'm better than HHL.

>>82969738
>>82969747
Afraid I can't accept that lad. You going to put up or shut up, you short, fat, balding, ugly wanker.

Trying to have a reasonable conversation with the Ruthmong about how self improvement is actually possible is a lost cause. Just let him rot in his boxminaret, picking roaches off the tile floor and crunching them down.

>>82969737
>have you been DBS checked, hard drives checked

Says the man dating a young girl, criminal record for abusing his ex and grooming a girl called Jasmine in his 30s.

>>82969757
>fat
the last time i weighed myself, i was 9 stone.

Put some blueberry yoghurt and peanut butter in my huel drink, like a fucking gourmet chef over here I am.

>>82969760
Turkish cuisine is actually really good

imagine shippy riding hhl cowgirl style, crushing his frail body with his weight as he reaches climax

DJE has a SHPO for taking inappropriate photos of a child. Why the fuck would anyone support this gymcel frauditor?

https://uknip.co.uk/news/uk/uk-news/dje-media-curtis-arnold-sexual-harm-prevention-order-confirmed/

What's on Veitchs hard drives?

>>82969766
So you say lad but we aren't seeing any evidence of this are we?

>>82969785
Why do you care about these random internet personalities? Such weird behaviour

I can't understand why these genetically superior men of the thread are afraid to mog us. Why would that be?

>>82969760
Self improvement only works if you are actually somewhat attractive lad. It's why women and attractive men love to make fun of those below them. "That guy looks like a creep," just from one look at him. The media portrays unattractive people as deviants.

>>82969794
Becuase this fucking creepy gym voyeurist gets thousands of views on his videos by angry white men. He is a menace. On a livestream a police officer mentioned the SHPO but he quickly deflected that subject.

>>82969807
If this makes you feel better then by all means continue living in your misery bubble. There is no way for things to get better for you in any way whatsoever.

>>82969760
He's consumed with bitterness and anger because of the absolute state his got himself in.

Too many spooky skellingtons and they are multiplying

>>82969737
Why are people being mean to slugman in the comments? Just because he looks that way and works with kids must mean he is a wrongun?

>>82969807
>doubling down on the provably false retardation
Just Turkish things.

>>82969815
Who gives a shit? I don't

Speaking of self improvement.
I'm away to crack open a bottle of rum.

Cheers.

Weirdest/most obscure country you've ever been to, lads?
inb4 Wales, Scotland and Ireland

Alright lads I'm fucking sick of this whingy shite.

What's your favourite meal deals lads?
Used to be a big Boots boi back in the day but I swear their sarnies got worse. Then it was Sainos but I don't live close by anymore to see how they're doing.
All I got is Tesco and they usually seem mid and the value is usually piss poor.

>>82969856
I've never left the country and I'm 35.

>>82969856
Me? Moldova

>>82969854
Bit early for that isn't it? Are you an alcohoid?

>>82969863
Don't leave the house so no meal deals. Just a rotation of chips, chicken nuggets, pizza most days for me. Occasionally I am up for a proper dinner cooked by mumberg.

>>82969833
Fuck lad stick a spoiler on that. Nearly spilt me tea.

Anyone else hate Veitch? Total fucking narcissistic vile man. Never in the wrong.

>>82969856
Laos for me probably, smoked some opium while I was there and realised I needed to definitely absolutely not do it again because of how much I liked it.

>>82969856
cape verde
sounds nice, but it's a desolate african shit hole and i got food poisoning

Getting chinese later. Wahey

>>82969851
I do. People think it's all made up. Why do you think he changed his name?

Need a good horror film recommendation to watch tonight. Any ideas?

ITT: /britsoc/ without breaking /r9k/ rules
>>80987188

>age

>XX or XY chromo

>county

>looking for

>not looking for

>secret you will take to your death

>>82969915
what will you get lad?

>>82969923
Let the Right One In

>>82969915
For me I'm thinking either a curry or a wominos, we've got some hours yet to narrow down the choices.

>>82969900
No hes hilarious and i like that he slaps migrants and druggies

>>82969927
egg fried rice, chow mein, hong kong style chicken, salt and pepper chips, spring rolls, curry sauce. maybe more but that's what i'm definitely getting. it gonna be lush x

>>82969951
He accuses fat slobs on mobility scooters of being nonces, though.

Corr another day of e-drama is it, princess?

wonder what linuxlad is up to

>>82969954
Chumba alert

>>82969981
heard his house got raided and his devices seized as evidence. nasty stuff on his hard drives

>>82969985
Chumba wumba and proud lad x

>>82969869
Nope not at all.
I finish early Friday and will probably be in bed by 10. Start early, end early, or something like that.

With the media coverage and public reaction to Prince Andrew, I had assumed that he was diddling kids.

But it turns out he had sex with a 17 year old, which is legal and not noncing. She looks happy in the pictures and probably liked flying on private jets and going to private islands and hanging around with royals and having money thrown at her.

20 years later when she was a hag and regretted it, she claimed it was non-consensual and got a payout.

I've conquered all the chippies
I'm never gonna stop
Chips and peas and gravy
I've ate the fookin lot
Pepperoni pizzas
And chicken vindaloo
I'm a big fat bastard
'Cause I love my fucking food

Rarely eat fish and chips anymore. Got a bit pricey for what it is desu
I did have one a couple weeks ago and felt crap afterwards. Maybe all the vegetable oil being ingested.

>>82969972
Yes I'm here to read it all. You?

From dolly drama to kiddy fucking, like clockwork.

>>82970006
Weak bait, 2/10 must try harder.

>>82969981
It's GNU/Linux. Get it right.

>>82970027
or GNU + Linux

>>82970025
How is it bait? Genuinely explain it to me. Endless meltdown for years over a nonce, and it turns out it's not true. What am I missing?

>>82969993
There's a good lad, keep up the good work.

>>82970027
GNU is short for?

>>82969981
There are a few of us lad, I'm running arch.

>>82970031
Shan't be drawn into your world you sad little man.

You are a paedophile, you're nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer

>>82970006
That's called grooming, mate.

>>82970037
Cool me too. We are so alike.

If someone is of legal age then legal is legal and there shouldn't really be anything else to talk about, regardless of the age difference. Either it's legal or it's not, people need to make up their mind.

>>82970043
Thought this was an Alanis Morisette song at first

>>82970059
Exactly. The alternative is we assume women aren't capable of making their own decisions so their father/brothers marry them off after vetting the man.

If we think women have agency then they have to be held responsible for their decisions and not retroactively protected when they regret it later.

Linuxlads and noncelads, an unshakeable alliance

>>82969856
did Cyprus to Egypt when i was a bairn.

Cyprus was a nice safe package holiday. Egypt was every type of trading/begging/scamming/stealing possible. a constant barrage from the second we got off the boat to AFTER we got back on (traders threw stuff in baskets/bags onto the deck, asking people to chuck them the money back).

Ruthmong character next is it champ?

>>82970067
>If we think women have agency then they have to be held responsible for their decisions and not retroactively protected when they regret it later.
See the thing is I actually don't, but if these are the rules then these are the rules and people can't complain that when the rules are set out some of us decide to go right to the edge and not over. Again, if it's legal then it's legal.

>>82970055
Noice lad, what DE you running? For me? xfce.

Did any of you know that it's cybersecurity awareness month? Did any of you even care? Fucking disgusting the lot of you

Just saw a bloke wearing high heels IRL

>>82970085
KDE Plasma with Wayland because it supports my different resolutions and refresh rates in my multi-monitor set up.

you never see a fat homeless person

>>82970099
Not true. I see lots of fat Romanian gypsy homeless women begging or selling the Big Issue.

you rarely see a female homeless person

American Psycho is a shit book. It's just some yuppie cunt describing the designer clothes he, or someone else is wearing for most of it, with some absolutely depraved shit sprinkled in between. The film is much better

>>82970097
Fair, I like KDE too, just prefer how lean xfce is

>>82970112
i know one.

What are the most interesting jobs?

>>82970118
I used XFCE a few years ago when I had a potato laptop. I do like the mimimalness

>>82970128
Small bean regarder

>>82970128
Van driver for minimum wage

>>82970128
Genuinely interesting things are extremely rare. Off the top of my head: astronaut and wildlife videographer.

>>82970117
heard as much. what horrible shit does he do in the book?
if it was "unadaptable" then i'm glad they got a solid film out of it, somehow.

just don't get on with weird stream-of-consciousness shite, me. Thomas Pynchon and Chine Mieville and that. does my head in.

I'm scared of kids coming to my house tonight

>>82970128
criminal psychologist

Mummy someone's knocking at the door I'm scared

>>82970159
I live alone actually

>>82969959
Not seeing a problem here um

>>82970143
>wildlife videographer
Boring af

>>82970128
Guess it depends on your interests.
I'm in the trades. Always thought a detective would be interesting but I probably read too much crime fiction.

Never had a necessity for Linux

>>82970212
I bought Windows 11 and then found it so shit that I switched to Linux and haven't booted into Windows since.

kim kardashian thinks the moon landing was fake

back from my b2b sales job, finished early because it's friday x
closed a big deal this week so it was beer o'clock at the office if that's alright with you de lads x

>>82970242
Your mum will be chuffed, now she can charge even more

Got a single mum living next door to me, weird situation because she moved in a couple of years ago with a bloke and then almost immediately kicked him out. My understanding is that she had twins with a different bloke and then a son with this bloke, now she's alone. She's a proper fit chav, would definitely have a go on her given half the chance. Don't think it's quite worth blowing up my marriage for it though, not yet anyway.

>>82970260
she is chuffed anyway de lad x

I like to watch videos of naked women having sex with strange men whilst I tug on my own penis.

Question for you nerds who know about this stuff - if I run an AI image generator/editor locally will it still be censored? Like is the censoring baked into the model or does the censoring happen through whatever interface the model is being run through if you use it online (e.g. ChatGPT image gen)?

I can tell footspacker was bullied in school, the way he has to validate himself by showing off constantly speaks volumes about his mental state. Filled with past trauma.

>>82970277
i thought i had a "shit job" pal so how am i showing off by talking about it, jog on x

>>82970277
>YEAH I EARN LOADS AND GO HOME EARLY B)
>THATS WHY I SPEND ALL DAY POSTING HERE FROM MY BOXROOM

>>82970269
Suspicious question lad, what are you hoping to achieve?

>>82970294
i have a good social life with warhammer nights with pals x

>>82970269
No, there are open source models out there. In cybersecurity training I did at work they warned us never to use them because you can only trust the ones that are curated (lol).

An example would be WormGPT. All the first results for it on Google are media articles warning you of how "dangerous" it is, when it's literally just an open source copy of ChatGPT without the restrictions. They're terrified of people leaving the plantation.

Do you any all good lads have a Halloween party tonight?
I don't have any to go to this year. I will put out sweets for the kids and hope they don't buzz me on the gates intercom.
Got a big bottle of Irn Brew and flapjacks when I watch 28 years later.

>>82970300
Look footmong I'm genuinely proud of you. You used to be an absolute fucking nightmare when you were suicidal and spamming the thread with prolapses all over the place. You actually ruined it enough for me to leave for over a year, so for that I thank you also. Now I think you're one of the good lads, glad things are looking up for you. Don't listen to the seethers, they've got nothing in their life but meaningless hatred. Keep up the good work champ, hope you enjoyed your beer o'clock.

>>82970317
I never do anything. Last year i left some sweets on my door with a note saying "just take what you want" but no one took shit. I'm hoping for more of the same this year.
Not a fan of the day really.

Wife has brought some sweets for the kids but generally we get few or none so that just means more sweeties for me. I probably won't want them after I've drank several beers but such is life.

>>82970333
many thanks lad you are a good fellow x
sorry about those dark times, it was a real struggle, i shouldn't have fucked up the thread to the point where you left, i sincerely apologise pal x

>>82970264
No doubt lol

>>82970333
>You used to be an absolute fucking nightmare when you were suicidal and spamming the thread with prolapses all over the plac
What the fuck has changed? He just spams the thread with boring shite no one cares about. The content has changed his behaviour is still the same.

It would have been better if he did fucking off himself.
And shit feet.

>>82970346
>I probably won't want them after I've drank several beers but such is life.
Opposite effect for me lad, makes me wanna splurge on the sweets.

fat cunts

Going to some fireworks tonight. Cannot be fucked ngl. Standing around in the cold watching bright lights that are fucking loud as fuck, only food around is overpriced food truck wank. Wow, what an evening.

>>82970351
you have so much bitterness and anger in your life that you'd rather I was dead than see me more successful than you x
pure cringe pal, hope you sort it out in future because this is not the way x

>>82970339
I like in the warmer Octobers we've had, to go out as a gang of people and you get to see drunk sexy zombie nurses flashing their undies hahaha.
I hope you picked sweets to leave out that you like so you can have them if you get no takers. I want to have a toffee apple but if I take one for myself some trick or treater might get left out and feel bad.

>>82970402
Sounds like you're primed to have a great fun night lad, it's important to do the things you're passionate about and find joy where you can. Glad you're making the most of it.

Making AI generated images of Shippy in very salacious acts. Submitting them to left wing newspapers alongside proof that he was at the anti-migrant protests.

>>82970410
>you'd rather I was dead than see me more successful than you
Good thing you aren't then eh lad?

>>82970416
>I hope you picked sweets to leave out that you like so you can have them if you get no takers
This time I've not bothered, just have a small amount of haribo by my door in case someone does knock and I feel like answering. Chances are I'll just hide off.
Just really hate children honestly.

>>82969769
I spruced up some tinned sardines for lunch by making a rice bowl with sardines, pak choi cooked in the sardine oil, and lemon juice and tabasco added on top. felt like a right gourmet chef I did.

Corrrrrr wifeberg got mini haribo starmix bags for the kiddies. Gonna feel right sick when I scoff all these, just managed to very sneakily acquire one and think I will eat it now if that's ok with you all you lads?

>>82970433
what is your job then de lad x
i will be happy if you are more successful than me...doubt it tho x

>>82969856
I guess Georgia which I visited last month. Lovely place so it is.

>>82970455
Does your wifeberg do anal, lad?

>>82970450
Alright captain fancy pants

>>82970463
What's your takehome this month lad?

>>82970479
Look lad I've already been through this, we did it once like ten years ago and although she was receptive and willing she decided she wasn't into it. She's just not into having stuff up her butt and I'll thank YOU to respect her choices.

>>82970490
Do you like putting your cock up her arse? If you like it and she doesn't that might be a source of tension in your relationship.

the most well respected jobs in the world? why, that would Advertisement Executive and B2B Salesman!

>>82970487
got my quarterly bonus this month lad so it's not a fair comparison, for you pal x
unlike you i don't actually want to make people feel like shit x

>>82970465
Georgia is great, have you been to Kazbegi?

>>82970506
I got a 2k raise.
After taxes, national insurance, pension and student loans come out, I'm left with an extra 92 quid per month.

2000/12 = 166.66, so I am being robbed blind.

>>82970317
I'm going to one in regular clothes my dealer invited me to when I was over his. I just wanted to buy some coke and then leave but he asked me there and then, put me on the spot a bit and I didn't want to seem flakey so I said yh.
What's the shortest time you can spend at a party without looking like you've ducked out. 4 hours? 5 hours?

i'm sure archaeology is mostly boring.
but imagine being one of the lids who did discover some cool ruins.

>>82970506
I get christmas bonus soon, but good of you to dodge the question eh lad?
What's your NORMAL takehome then, to make it "fair"?
It won't make me "feel like shit" but you're the one who seems to brag about success all the time so you really could just prove it quite easily.

>>82970494
FFS I've been over this too. I'm really not bothered, I've been in several arses in my time and although it was fun it was never my favourite. Quite happy with the sex life we have thank YOU for asking.

>>82970532
say you had other plans so you can only in 'for a bit' then it's one hour and a half lad. then you 'realise' you'd better be off haha lost track time of time didn't you? well it was lovely seeing everyone, have a good night!

>>82970534
I have a mate who did it at Uni and said it was pretty boring, but it was chill. Main reason he didn't keep at it was apparently there's no money in it unless you get lucky.

>>82970532
You're not leaving until all that sniff you bought from him has gone, and he knows it hahaha.

>>82970538
my base wage take home is 2813.45 pal x

>>82970534
>>82970554
I randomly found some archaeologists excavating a bit of featureless grass and got talking to them. They had been there for months, and just very slowly removing soil in little square plots and then putting it back, and doing it every day.
It looked pretty boring and thankless. The chance of finding something is very low, but I guess they do it for the 0.01% of times when they find a fragment of Roman glass or pottery.

>>82970560
3,571 for me little lad.

Lowkey wempted to go town later and get on it but at the same time I also feel like stopping in and having a womfy quiet sober night. Oh aye x

>>82970571
not bad lad and do you get a quarterly bonus too x

>>82970567
He said it was nice to just hang out and chat with people, assuming they weren't too boring, but yeah I think I asked him once what the best thing he ever found was and it was just "bit of a pot I think" or something along those lines.
>The chance of finding something is very low
I think sometimes they don't want to find anything, as he said one of the jobs is when someone wants to build on land but they need to check they're not about to build over something valuable or protected or whatever.

>>82964408 (OP)
Im American but here's some emo from Sheffield for the bread.
https://youtu.be/kq27xH5exGA?si=ocxcE4Hv5EbKFsbV

>>82970585
>He said it was nice to just hang out and chat with people, assuming they weren't too boring, but yeah I think I asked him once what the best thing he ever found was and it was just "bit of a pot I think" or something along those lines.
Yeah as a chance to get outdoors and hang out with some people but also have a bit of quiet. It's probably a bit like fishing in that respect. You might not catch anything but it's nice anyway.

>>82970575
Only end of year and Xmas. Xmas is a small one, End of the year would more than double my takehome if the taxman didn't rape me blind.
Overall it adds like 5-7 grand to my salary, but the taxman stops it feeling like that.

should not have done that speed.
should have gone to sleep.

What's with all the rich twats in the thread

>>82970590
Corr I got a Nai Harvest album once for free randomly with an order, Hairball. Only time I ever heard of them until you posted that.
It didn't blow me away but I don't remember it being bad.

>>82970598
for me it's more like 5 to 7 grand every quarter de lad x
sounds like we're both doing equally well, you get a bit more base but i get a bit more bonus, congratulations to you x

>>82970560
So taking off the 750 that's 2063.45 * 12 is 24761.40 which is minimum wage

Mortgage takes a good chunk of my pay but my house is on the market and I will buy a smaller place and have profit.
Don't know if I want to line in another house, flats I looked at are small and penthouses are few and far between.

I keep debating moving as I want a garage. Maybe next year.

Any richfags with their big bonuses want to share the wealth?

>>82970659
Nah no bonus for me. Never had one.

>>82970648
With a flat or penthouse I wouldn't have a place for my bikes and tools, I spend a lot of time tinkering too. But living in another house that I will never optimise with a wife and children seems pointless.

>>82970635
Bit lucky with my mortgage as it's a low value ratio. Had that fat deposit.
>Don't know if I want to line in another house, flats I looked at are small and penthouses are few and far between.
Why not a house laddy?

One last thing footmong. Yesterday why did you say about your parents not helping you with your debt relief order or rent "They want me to learn to pay my own way" who is this they since when is your dad around and if you live in a country manor where a room is worth 750 bong what does your mum do on a single income for that?

>>82970659
You have to wait til April for me mate.
Even then at most I'd buy you a pint.

>>82970621
So even though I win I still hate you lad, just thought you should know.

>>82970720
actually if you can do maths i make a bit more money than you but i didn't want to point it out x

>>82970680
I had used a big deposit too but the size of the house meant still a fair chunk of my pay goes towards it each month. The plan was to have a wife and children and if we only had one or two I/we could sell up and get somewhere smaller.
That's never going to happen so I switched to the plan of finish the house and do a loft conversion too giving me 7 bedrooms, I CBA now and the though of putting more money and effort into it is draining to me.

Do you plan on staying or moving on?

>>82970676
Nah you can fill them rooms with your hobbies. Also the future can hold anything desu.
All my tools etc are in one of the spare rooms but it's to hard to keep clean
Need a garage where I don't have to give a fuck.

https://x.com/I_amMukhtar/status/1984240165154701394

New neet kino just dropped. Little Chuddy gets kicked out his house for being a racist.

His mother called the police on him because he wants immigrants to be deported. She told the police whilst crying "my son has become an extremist".

His father then pushed him over and told him "you won't win this war" and kicked him out of the house, so he is now homeless.

He is 22 year old man living in his bedroom of his parent's house.

Who is in the wrong here?

>>82970796
The racist version of Louis kek. Guy lives at home when he's 22 and he thinks he's in the master race.

>>82970799
>His father then pushed him over and told him "you won't win this war"
Sad old boomer lived off cheap credit cheerleadering abortion and trannys then he turns 60 and gets into ww2 as if he was personally involved boomer men are so contemptible

>I'm a political commentator

Hahaha feel sorry for his parents but that is funny. His dad seems like a legend.

>>82970819
The implication being the boomer dad wants Britain to become Muslim and unsafe for his children.. bizarre.

Careful you don't accidentally trip on my foot sadsack boomer

>>82970676
Men are supposed to have kids. Only a true manchild like BN gets to 45 and his life ambitions are still buying toys for himself and going on "dates" with his eggless wife like he's 16. If you are even slightly more evolved bigger rooms aren't going to cut it.

>>82970832
His dad is a menace. Imagine assaulting your own son.

>>82970796
>>82970799
the dad's the winner here.

also, why is he in so many Discord servers? that would drive me insane.

>>82970868
Soiboy daddy

someone make it then jesus

>>82970867
I never wanted kids but when it happened it changed my life for the better in a way I wouldn't have ever anticipated.

>>82970912
What if your kid ended up gay or an internet racist?

or a gay internet racist

>>82970771
Most of my hobbies revolve around my garage haha. I have in the past stored tools in rooms before I moved here. I know what you mean. I hope you find somewhere with a garage, somewhere that will be your forever home!

>>82970867
I don't care what BN does, what he has and what he doesn't have. Why do you care?
I wish him the best of luck in life and hope he achieves what he wants in life!

>>82970867
Random little seethe against me there haha. Rent free
>>82970949
Thank you lad, the same to you!

no one fancy making a new thread then?

>>82970960
I was trying to think of a britfeel manchild for reference and you came to mind first, not that deep

New >>82970990

Thread New >>82970990

Lads >>82970990

>>82970749
Staying lad, moving is just a massive pain in the arse, and I don't need more.

What is the best thing about being young?

>>82971011
> What is the best thing about being young?

Getting laid as a teenager?

>>82970994
Fuck you and your nonce edish noncemong

Going to take the batteries out of the doorbell tonight don't want kids ringing it. And if i did have any sweets i would have ate them all. Sorry!

It's 6pm and I'm already smashed