With the media coverage and public reaction to Prince Andrew, I had assumed that he was diddling kids.

But it turns out he had sex with a 17 year old, which is legal and not noncing. She looks happy in the pictures and probably liked flying on private jets and going to private islands and hanging around with royals and having money thrown at her.

20 years later when she was a hag and regretted it, she claimed it was non-consensual and got a payout.