East Lyn River edition

wonder if eva is back from holiday yet

Gymberg in 10

Got the workman here putting in that new smart meter. Only had a few hour kip. Stuck in for a few hours so trekkie brekkie has been cancelled, just gonna get something dropped off from the sandwich shop instead.

>>81709181
Take your phone and get some screen time in between sets

For me it's sleepmaxxing. In my dreams I can live a normal life and not the life of an ugly unlikeable freak that I am.

No reason you can't be getting a good 18+ hours a day of screentimemaxxing during the light nights.

>>81709186
did you tell him about your pussy free life

>>81709201
who was the last person you told about your pussy free life?

Bossberg has demoted me to customer. NEETbux application for me my leeeds

>>81709240
I didn't make this thread. I do make them is post-400 anxiety lad asks though

>>81709248
>post-400 anxiety lad
You mean the shut in spamming mong that's here from half ten everyday, you buddy in shitting up britfeel while you both have your chudish online fight?

>I do make them is post

>>81709248
>I do make them is post-400 anxiety lad asks though

really down in the dumps about 4chan getting blocked de lads :_;

>>81709201

Aye he said "good on you lad" and then cracked back on with the job. Proper geezer.

>I do make them is post-400 anxiety lad asks

>>81709269
>Aye he said "good on you lad"

My man Shippy Screentimemaxxing today

Shagmaxxing your mum

>>81709186
Why don't you make your own sandwiches? Cheaper and easy to make. Trekkie brekkie sounds nice right now. Think I'm getting a cold just as I'm about to celebrate my Birthday weekend. Still, having a beer in your honour tonight de lid.

feeling liminal today

>>81709291
He is unable to prepare meals for himself. Thats why he lives in a care home

>>81709186
>Got the workman here putting in that new smart meter.
You should thank him for funding your life of sloth and gluttony.

How much of your daily screen time is dedicated towards HHL?

Rotmaxxxing ruthmong style today, feel like pure shit, cba with anything

>>81709304
He's not a complete mong he can cook, probably more to do with the regulations in the assisted living. Even in my elderly granny's assisted living she has a kitchen with an oven. Perplexing.

SSM playing Road to the Masters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7BHSoiCD8c

>>81709317
>He's not a complete mong
He is

>>81709270
cant wait for the next season of the last of us

>>81709282
Dr Imran Hamza Alawiye helping me screenmaxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjndZfU29Fs

>>81709327
What evidence do you have of this?

>>81709320
51 year old man laying in bed playing video games

>>81709335
i read his posts

>>81709339
R-road. It's a road. To the masters. Yeah. A road. To the m-masters. I'm on the road de lids, I'm on the road. To the masters.

>>81709339
>51 year old man laying in bed playing video games
Explain why this is so hilarious to you?

>>81709320
Wont let him choose his players
It not the full game
He get conned

>>81709353
Hello Mark

>>81709320
oh this is lush. and I mean fucking lush.

He play R-ro-robo cop in a minute

It July 4th god bless America best country in the world
USA USA USA USA

Need my nappy changing

>>81709380
>Need my nappy changing
fascinating

Wish I was SSM desu. He living that good life.

>>81709395
Wish I was Helen.

Me H-He-He-He-Helen days are over. Sorry guys. Sorry guys. H-He-Helen days are over. No more Helen. She might be for you, but she's n-no-not for me.

slept for like 9 solid hours and i feel like it was high quality sleep yet im still knackered af, reckon i have cancer or some shit like that

Increase your screentimemaxxing by posting from your phone and from your PC, laptop or tablet x

>>81709419
Slept for three hours last evening then 3 hours this morning and I feel like I'm getting a cold now. Fuck it all.

>>81709419
Tiredness can be fucking anything, but fwiw you can actually like "oversleep". Basically if you sleep longer than your body actually needs it can keep you groggy.
From all my attempts to sort out sleep and googling about it, it feels like our body literally needs the EXACT right amount of sleep depending on your sleep debt and anything more/less just leaves you feeling shite.

Ofcom interrupting my goon sesh lads

>>81709428
xHamster saying the same but no ID needed so how are they actually checking this?

>>81709428
does that just want a picture?
whats stopping you using SSM as the pic

>>81709428
Xvideos still up my liiid.

>>81709434
No fucking way this works kek.

>>81709434
Don't think my mum would want SSM in the house so I can use him as ID lad

>>81709426
Mental how sensitive our bodies are

>>81709428
You also have to register an account. RUH ROH RAGGY.

Gamblemaxxing today

Ask no questions, tell no lieeeeesssss!
Ask no questions, tell no lieeeeess!

>>81709445
i just meant upload a jpg or some shit
does it HAVE to be a webcam? that shit's faked easily too

>>81709320
Why is 51 year old man laying in his bed at 10:00 am on Friday playing video games instead of working?

Helper looks underage he might be rejected.

Lush sleepshire that was. Much needed. If porn is blocked without verification I just won't look at it. Simple as.

ProtonVPN is free

>>81709462
Same. Dont give in to the Jewish mind rot.

>been downloading porn I liked for a good couple years now
I'm set, lads.

>>81709462
I had a decent sleep too Cheeka.

You shouldn't be looking at that muck anyway, spiritual brainrot mate x

>>81709468
>Dont give in to the Jewish mind rot
You know the fella you replied to is a raging homo right

I never envinsioned Cheeka watching porn, wonder what genre he watches/watched

>>81709462
>I just won't look at it. Simple as.

based

>>81709473
I don't *that* much anyway. Really don't care if mainstream sites are blocked despite my beliefs however if they start blocking essentially all social media because it can technically be hosted on there, that's when it's gonna be really lame. It's probably coming anyway when they eventually bring in digital ID. It sad.

In the future they will require ID to use VPNs

On that qbittorrent porngrind

>>81709479
BBC probably

Mad int it, how r Keir loves fucking young rentboys, and it's just accepted.

>>81709479
More of a random pics/GIFs/livestreams and the power of the mindnibba sorta person myself. Thought and suggestion. As it were.

Convinced the wank I had yesterday has made me sick. This happened before where a few hours after a wank I got sick. Maybe Chika is on to something. Does spaffing lower your immune system?

how do i get good at writing prompts

>>81709501
>how do i get good at writing prompts
Ask chatGPT

>>81709498
No idea. I have strong beliefs on some health topics but the cum or not to cum question, I simply don't have an opinion. Probably in moderation as most things are x. Few times a week for meeeee.

>>81709462
Been 2 months no pornberg me. The temptation never goes away though. It a disease

doesnt even look close to what i wanted

>>81709497
Fellow literotica chad?

>>81709511
Can't believe you're spending your time doing this pal. Have a word with yourself in the mirror.

>>81709497
read that as GILFs and I was going to commend you on refined taste

>>81709483
YOU VILL BROWSE THE GOVERMENT APPROVED SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITES tm

>>81709509
Just take SSRIs, feels like i'm raping myself when I try wank most the time

How are we writing off July 4th 2025, fellow clockmaxxers?

>>81709520
how should i spend my time in your opinion?

>>81709497
Please tell me you're not into cringe caption porn. The sort Footmong spams.

>>81709529
>spend my time

>>81709517
Not quite. It complicated. Translation: I don't wanna say.

>>81709530
No I find all that like pseudofemdom, captions, L sign rubbish to be sort of a larp. Like I don't fully believe people truly get off on that on its own.

6 days until I fully clockmaxx the age of 32 away

>>81709529
Are you genuinely asking me, Anon, on /britfeel/, how to spend your time in a productive way? Go back to the mirror and have another word lad, christ on a pedalo.

>>81709529
>how should i spend my time in your opinion?
Getting in as much screen time as possible

>>81709477
Dont care. Might be for him but its certainly not for me.

>>81709529
You should learn Arabic with the help of Dr Imran Hamza Alawiye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNUVsA29IPg

>>81709525
Nice ladybird. Love them.

No not particularly into that. But you never know where life may take you.

>>81709560
>as much screen time as possible

>>81709569
You should get all your language books on your phone/PC and grind that screen time

Besides I'm NOT a raging homo, I'm bi. Bi winning.

Bet he goons to my britfeel posts

>>81709566
This post tickled me quite a bit

>>81709576
>Cock in mouth

>>81709584
Better not be gooning without ID verification. Keir won't be happy.

>>81709578
If it's any consolation, I'm reading the book while following allong on YouTube, so I'm screenmaxxing as I read too

Cheeka is a porn addict. Well well well

>>81709590
It was actually "HHL's cock in my mouth"

Still amazes me that cuckold couples are a thing. Like literally a real thing that actually exists. What would drive someone to have that sort of life I simply don't know, much less what drives them to post videos of it online. Also I imagine that the ones who post it online are a much smaller subset of the total number, so really there are just tons and tons of these people out there. Insane.

screenmaxxing done right

>>81709569
Me? Currently learning indonesian

>>81709609
>Still amazes me that cuckold couples are a thing

>>81709599
It's well known he's a BBC porn enthusiast

I've never thought about the sex lives of other people

Mum just told me she has a date tonight. Then asked if I would like to spend tonight at nans. Methinks she has something planned.

>>81709620
I have a hard time believing tjat

Workfella just left as me wacon and egg saunie got dropped off. Oh aye it lush. Can go back to sleep now.

>>81709618
I thought that was a meme like the febreze meme

20 post 11 on a Friday morning thinking about what a homosexual masturbates to. You're not gay though lad, honestly.

>>81709632
he actually does have sex with black men, its not even a meme

>>81709632
Maybe the febreeze meme isn't a meme...

>>81709631
Why not just stay up? A chance to fix your sleep pattern

>>81709628
you're not gonna cockblock your own mother are you anon?

>>81709631
Why sleep when you can get some screen time done, power through that sleep, just think of all the posts that will be dedicated to you as other lads screentimemaxx

>>81709635
>20 post 11

>>81709628
He's black isn't he. Yep.

>>81709635
>>81709648
You could just about get away with this, as 'post' is Latin for after. PM literally stands for 'Post Meridiem'

>>81709609
>Insane.
I could tell you stories that are so off the charts you wouldn't believe it anon.

>>81709646
No. Told her I'm going to nans. Might go pub tonight with me uncle who lives with nan.. Will do me good to get out and have a few pints

>>81709650
Don't know lad.

>>81709665
dont get too drunk and shag your nan anon

you ought to have a basic grasp of latin if you're posting on /britfeel/

>>81709628
Alright Ignatius J Reilly lad.

>>81709632
>febereze
>meme

You ought to audit a R2 D2 audio outlet.

Anyone here ever had bedbugs? Seems like it ruins your life.

>he counted the posts

Anons mum getting some dick tonight. Oh aye

>>81709679
People don't even understand English here.
>say I don't watch porn that much
>somebody takes that as me being a porn addict
Corrr.

>>81709694
What an unsexy thought

>>81709688
SSM has them

>>81709697
You just don't get the madcap zany mind of the kekington mad lads on /britfeel/. Their IQ is higher than yours lad LOOOOOOOOOOL

On me way to work now

>>81709700
You daily screentimemaxxing serving you well here de lid. Keep going keep gaining new knowledge.

>>81709700
Does he actually? Proof? Not like he's staying in dodgy hotels frequently.

are bedbugs even a thing in the UK? thought they were a yank/ third world thing

>>81709728
just watch all his videos you're not busy are you?

>>81709735
If you think how much of the third world we're importing I'm pretty sure it will become a problem here too, if not already.

>>81709339
this is a fantastic watch. he keeps smacking it into the bunker and saying get in. thinks he's been scammed and given a trial version by PS Plus but really you just have to unlock characters by playing. he already saying ps5 not for him, but it could be for you. get in.

CROSTA MOLICA PIZZAS ARE THE BEST FROZEN PIZZAS. TROLLS ON FROZEN ASDA SMART PRICE CRAP. IT NICE YOU CAN AFFORD THE BEST

i didnt think it was possible but i might actually be sick of music

>>81709676
No nan is 89 lad. Cousin messaged me she is going pub with us tonight. She is a bit on the spectrum like me but she is good company.

Always funny that Hitler was arrested on the 11th of November. He must have been absolutely seething

Chika has the highest IQ in /britfeel/

>>81709831
>Always funny that Hitler was arrested on the 11th of November. He must have been absolutely seething
youve done him

>>81709826
it must be nice to have people who want to spend time with you

>>81709836
Insneed.

Bed bugs are definitely a problem in the UK especially in cities like London.

>>81709831
Hitler was the probably the only person in history to have ever, truly known suffering.

Dollies now you're done with your language book, big man?

>>81709836
Hes the best shagger in britfeel too.

>>81709697
You have been known for BBC porn for years lad it didn't start today

Just a few more weeks until we are blocked lads. Grim times lay ahead, do they not

>>81709853
Doesn't mean porn addict though. Simple as.

Watch how he'll try to deny he's a porn addict in general but won't specifically address BBC black porn addiction because it's true

Nobody has suffered more than Bob Vylan.

>>81709857
Kek as expected

>>81709855
>Just a few more weeks until we are blocked

>>81709866
Well the word addiction has a meaning, and I don't think it applies here.

>>81709859
who specifically are you talking about?

>>81709852
Nope, sorry but that is a crown I wear. It's not even close.

>>81709826
dont get too drunk and shag your cousin anon

Yeah, Cheeka loves his porn. So what?

>>81709870
You're enough of a porn addict that anonymous lads online know your preferred type of porn

Chika got that blacked subscription oh aye

>>81709872
Your dad m8

Gen z twink and febreze
Gen z twink and febreze
Gen z twink and febreze

Had an Aero honeycomb mocha and a chocolate nutrigrain bar for breakfast. Just had 3 packets of picker onion Walkers for lunch. Eating like a true king.

Wanking Cheeka off into my mouth, oh aye

>>81709836
Wrong, I do.

>>81709900
if you knew what my dad was into you'ed be calling to police not posting on here

>>81709901
Chika is gen X lad

Did somebody say febreze

>>81709904
It's usually the other way around with him ;)

Chika is my favourite dolly. Ruthmong close second.

Okay we get it you've woken up and now it's time to spam about other posters.

>>81709901
is he even an actual twink

>>81709881
Will try not to get too pissed. She did show me her tits once. Nice ones they are.

How old is chika now?

I'm not sure I'd want to live in an England that's 99.9 pc white. At least immigrants are NPCs - white brits are some of the most horrible cunts I've met. At least immigrants don't dare to look me in the eye

>poster good thing
>no poster actually bad thing
>is poster good or bad thing
all the same lad btw

>>81709940
Isn't his 40th this year?

i know it weird but ive always though humanity would be better if people were grown in vats instead of born. too many people are incapable or unwilling to raise children well and even if they do there's the change of genetic problems. i read a brave new world years back and i know im supposed to think its a horrible dystopia but i just dont, i think i'ed be happier and gama plus worker

Grown man spending the night at Nan's.

Shooting multiple ropes of spunk onto Cheekas bald bonce

>On a crappy dating site.
>Though direct messaging is possible, instead of all that hidden matching shit.
>MILF visited my profile a couple of times in recent months. She liked a photo of mine today.
>She lives 250 fucking miles away.
>None of the local hags give a shit.
>FML.

>>81709954
>spending the night at Nan's

of course gigachad poster lives with his mum

>>81709940
He was at uni in 2017, so hes at least 26.

>>81709979
Much older than I thought actually

Chika has the body of a pre-teen catholic boy.

>>81710000
IQ of one too

Corrrr! Arrow Video sale on. Not buying much this year as I indulged a lot in the Radiance sale. I did grab the Kinji Fukasaku Collection for 25 quid down from 50 quid however.

>>81709932
He's screentimemaxxing 16 hours a day on average

Getting really bad anxiety about 4chan getting blocked

Have you arranged where you're going out to tonight with your mates?

>>81710041
where you going mate?

>>81710045
Going to my mates for a bbq some of the other lads will be attending but not all of them, and you?

>>81710033
i can tell from the fact you post about it all the time you boring fucking cunt

>>81710041
Might go to some of the pubs and hope someone dares to interact with my ugly mug, or just get pissed if they don't

>>81709894
BBC porn is everyone's preferred type of porn, this doesn't prove anything

>>81710066
Zelda on chika

Will you vote for Corbyn's new party lads?

Was laughing so hard typing that out I made like half a dozen typos on the first try

>>81710041
No because ive got no mates but this is the first friday in which I dont have to do driving lessons after work because I got my full cat B manual license last saturday and got the plastic one in the post this morning which is incredibly fucking lush I tell you what, nope I'm going to chill tf out after worklingtons, not really got much to do in work desu I deported a romanian double rapist and drug dealer earlier so thats done and now its just fuck around tasks

>>81710066
>BBC porn is everyone's preferred type of porn
WRONG

>>81710066
actually mine is amateur solo, as in actual amateur, no willies, not a fan of dildos either. If that category didn't exist id have quid the porno years ago.

>>81710091
50 layers of makeup, filters and angles. I shudder to think what this freak looks like in the wild.

>>81710066
>BBC porn is everyone's preferred type of porn

>>81710094
>50 layers of makeup, filters and angles. I shudder to think what this freak looks like in the wild.
No different to any other woman I should think lad

>>81710083
He's not starting a new party lad. Sultana announced it but he had never agreed to it and was 'furious and bewildered' that she announced he would be a part of whatever party she was launching.

>>81710061
So you're not worried we'll have no britfeel soon?

>>81710105
Trannies are more crafty. A natural ugly woman is still going to look better than a natural ugly tranny.

>>81710112
You retards just keep banging on about it like its the end of the world. It'll be a minor nuisance at best until people find easy workarounds and if they don't then a lot of NEETs are gonna find an alternative.

>>81710106
Apparently they were planning a party, but the announcement wasn't due for a few weeks and this has messed things up. Sultana has got Unite the Union backing if you look at the footnote of the website she's set up, there were articles months ago speculating about Unite backing a new startup party called 'Collective' with Corbyn and some of his leadership team like Karie Murphy involved.

>>81710105
Lasses without makeup can still look decent. Honestly I usually prefer it, or just a little bit.
The trannies often fall apart without every possible aid. Hard to find the ones that look good 100% of the time and I'm sure once they hit 40 it'll get rough.

Wonder how Sarina Valentina looks nowadays honestly, other than getting fat

O N E Y E A R O F K E I R

Shippy and HHL should form a party

>>81710121
So where are we poor lads and techlets going?

natalie mars wonky whacky willy

>>81710140
fucking anywhere mate you have an entire internet at your disposal
"outside" would be a good start though

>>81710142
>wonky whacky willy

>>81710147
I want to be with my britfeel mates though

You know what we need to save us from the hellscape of gay race communism? Even more gay race communism.

>>81710153
If you think we live in a communist country/world then you are a bigger retard than most people

>>81710149
>not calling it nataliesmug.jpg
you're not even trying

Shippy has pictures of troons saved on his phone/computer? lmfao.

>>81710149
>>81710160
She actually posts on 4chan

>>81710121
It's worse than that lad, it literally isn't going to happen, but these wanks keep banging on about it because they are desperate for it to happen so they can finally get their lives back.

>>81710168
You do know hes friends with Amer, right?

>>81710168
I have a folder of bbc babecock gif that's currently at 5GB.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ygjjxjlplo

really pretty terrifying. An expanse of water on a crowded boat. fuck that

Emily Piexo has an even more fucked up willy than Natalie. Looks like it's been skinned.

What we doing this Friday evening de lids?

>>81710180
There's so many things wrong with this girl

>>81710179
About time they're getting the cunts in the water. Their lives are hardly at risk when it's still that shallow.

>>81710182
Might garn watch that Jurassic World. Love the cinema. Kind of looks rubbish though, never got the Reddit obsession with dinosaurs myself.

>>81710180
Is the patchy knob a result from taking HRT?

>>81710175
Not anymore. Poley is a pakistani nationalist nowadays.

>>81710182
>What we doing this Friday evening de lids?
Sat alone posting on 4chan like a mad lad and wanking

>>81710195
You going with your older boyfriend?

>>81710197
Looks like a botched circumcision to me.

>>81710205
Her foreskin looks intact though

>>81710184
are you one of these no tattoos mongs?

>>81710197
Her dad was a cow.

>>81710210
No, I like girls with tattoos.

>>81710204
No. As you were.

>>81710204
you're sitting home alone as you do everyday?

>>81710180
What the fuck is going on with her balls? They look weird.

>>81710204
No, I am going alone. As you were x

>>81710221
No friends to go with? Oh dear

Chika has no friends. So what?

>You have no friends!
>No you have no friends!

Pathetic and childish lads. I'd imagine everyone here has mates.

Febreze on tap. As you were x

Chika is my favourite dolly to ridicule

>>81710228
Kek you'd imagine wrong. Somebody who spends sp much time and energy trying to troll anons clearly has no life to speak of.

>>81710228
I'm ugly and unlikeable so noone wants to be my mate

>>81709353
You're supposed to be hubbymaxing at 51. Do all the little jobs for the old ball and chain. Hobbies not allowed

Imaxx sneednema deploying 300 litres of febreze after chika leaves the premises

We all alone in life. As you were x

Feel dizzy and weird taste in my mouth, reckon the end is unironically near

>>81710240
Is this you saying that you have no mates?

>>81710228
>I'd imagine everyone here has mates.
i dont

>>81710240
>sp much time

>>81710260
Rather be alone desu, it's my natural state imo

Bit shocked that people here have literally no friends to be honest. Are you lads severely autistic or something like that?

He made a typo

>>81710280
im not even slightly autistic

Who is more low IQ chika or HHL?

>>81710240
You have no grammar skills to speak of. Stupid cunt.

>>81710289
Post your MENSA test results big man with a big brain.

>>81710289
HHL is actually high IQ. I don't know about Chika but he seems quite dim. Harmless but dim.

Garn be mad we won't be Anonymous for much longer and we'll be Chuds on Sharty

>>81710304
>HHL is actually high IQ
90% of his posts prove otherwise, especially when he starts just spamming political shite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOoVBgh-6OA

mark eats better than 90% of the population kek

>>81710308
It's called 'mongposting'

>>81710289
>Who is more low IQ chika or HHL?
>>81710304
>HHL is actually high IQ. I don't know about Chika but he seems quite dim. Harmless but dim.
>>81710308
>90% of his posts prove otherwise, especially when he starts just spamming political shite

>>81710289
Definitely chika, hhl knows a lot about politics

>>81710304
>HHL is actually high IQ

Haha shut the fuck up Greg you mong, he's not high IQ and neither are you

>>81710314
>mark eats better than 90% of the population kek
post the contents of your freezer
you wont

>>81710195
I've seen the reviews. Not sure if fancy a cinema trip for it desu
Loved dinosaurs back when I was a kid but don't care much now. Original film is a classic tho.
Definitely a link between Dino's and autists

>>81710326
I'm not your dolly you insufferable cunt

Makes me laugh when people think Helperlad is some secret genius. He's a fucking mong.

>>81710328
You first big man

thousands of years later its still true

>>81709945
This is somewhat relatable

Lets see your scores then?
https://www.mensa.org/mensa-iq-challenge/

>>81710338
Christ almighty really? No wonder you're angry. Imagine saying something so stupid that you're mistaken for Shippy.

>>81710346
>The weakest minds discuss the same people everyday.

>>81710346
need photoshop lad to do some ssm quotes in this style

IQ arguments again?
Money and fun to be made/ had instead.

Feeding the ducks today my liiiiids. It lush.

>>81710369
why dont you learn to photoshop not busy are are you?

A squirrel even came along.

>>81710377
Why are you feeding them peanuts lad

>>81710351
I can't be arsed to do that de lid but I suspect I am bang average desu

>>81710379
I don't own a computer

>>81710094
and absolutely no arse

>>81710381
the squirrels in Bournemouth are so tame the'll come sit on your lap

>>81710377
Looks fun blad. Used to do this often when I lived near the river.

>>81710384
Its an outdoor bird feed. You arent supposed to feed ducks bread as their digestive system struggles to handle it. They loved it and ate every one.

Big B's big pipe

>tfw no squirrels come and sit on my lap

>>81710210
Interesting how defensive you incels get when people say they don't like tattoos. Not quite as pathetic as the chubbychasers who froth at the mouth when you point out obese women are disgusting though, but you're not far off.

Also took this photo of an old manor in the park. A very wealthy family used to live here in the 1600s.

Ducks go mad for peas.
Have to train the dog not to go chase / eat them all tho.

>>81710414
>You arent supposed to feed ducks bread
Oh fuck. I've been feeding the ducks at my local park bread all my life

>>81710404
i wish i lived near a river. i love all water seas lakes rivers, im just naturally drawn to them

>>81710426
Read my post again you dim cunt x

>>81710432
you've probably killed a few. sorry

>>81710438
I'm lucky cuz I moved from close to the river and even closer to a different one. No ducks round these parts though :(
20 minute walk to the beach too.

>>81710431
i will remeber this thank you

You're an incel bait how very original.
Now ask me to prove I've had sex you boring twat.

>>81710458
>20 minute walk to the beach too.
im extremely jealous

Big police prescence atm where i live

Tattoos are a sign of a low quality woman , tattooless women are simply better

>>81710463
Rice is the other thing they recommend feeding them instead of bread.

>>81710482
keep a eye on the local news

>>81710486
i thought rice made pigeons explode

I've had girlfriends with tattoos and girlfriends with no tattoos. Before you judge which is better you should just concentrate on building up the courage to talk to women.

ive conquered my alcohol vice. i still drink but only in the evening i used to lose whole days sometimes weeks to it

>>81710520
ive only had one gf with one tattoo and it was a tramp stamp

>>81710547
One gf had 12 my current gf has one on her foot and said it hurt like fuck so she's not getting more.

>>81710576
did she regret any of them?

ive conquered my porn vice. i still masturbate but only in the evening i used to lose whole days sometimes weeks to it

>>81710149
that's a tranny?? corr she's lush

>>81710605
rubbing one off for weeks would cause a fire

>>81710520
Wise words de lid.

could sleep for days, proper tired

*sips*
WONGA!

>>81710602
She never said lad, all but one were Mexican day of the dead masks, the other was her nan's DOB.

reckon SSM could do a decent job in advertising. a lot of his phrases could be memorable advert catchphrases.
I want to tell ya, and I'm gonna tell ya...15% off all selected items. and it LUSH x

>>81710683
SSMs big ass truck rental and storage

>>81710683
give him a call and let him know of your brilliant idea he might give you a mention in one of his uploafs

>>81710694
I'm hoping BN sees my post so he can make it happen de lad

>>81710703
why has your posting style totally changed?

>>81709609
A couple of years ago, there was a documentary on TV. I think a few of us were watching at the same time. It was about swingers clubs.

There was this couple, and they would go to swingers clubs. The woman would exclusively fuck around, and the guy (who very clearly did not like this arrangement) would sit at the bar and drink. During the program, this slapper tried get in the action between some chad and a young blonde woman. They pushed her away and she spent the rest of the program crying to her cuck hubby at the bar about being excluded. It was mental.

Just goes to show incels, that things could be much worse.

want to own property but no money

>I've had girlfriends
Opinion discarded

>>81710703
I actually had an idea to use an SSM type character, inspired by one of his supermarket videos where he's holding up the products and talking about how "lush" they are etc. Never got a chance to use the idea in the end.

>>81710683
>Every day we above ground's a great day. But with Edwards' Funeral Directors going underground will be great too!

everyday we above ground is a great day...so with Jet 2 holidays you can save 50 pounds per person! that's 200 pounds off for a family of four!

>Here today, gone tomorrow. Let us help you say goodbye with grace, dignity, and care at Edwards' Funeral Directors

>>81710726
Missed a trick with "4x better"

>>81710744
you're right, lad. but that's why we're workshopping these ideas.

*lobs a stale loaf of bread at a duck's head*

try workshopping getting a job, friends and a gf

>>81710683
Wish he could sell merchandise but the DWP would hang him from the rafters for having a small income.

>>81710781
>getting a job
done
>friends and a gf
beta testing phase

Watching the tennis me.

>Visit Edwards Butcher's now! We sell ribs, so you can shit through your arse!

>>81710799
sitting on the train chuckling at this post

>>81710781
try getting some actual ambition

>when I sweat more, I stink more. But with Dove's new 48 hour antiperspirant, I stay confident for longer, even outdoors. So don't spend your summer inside, bored, lonely and depressed. get yourself down to the beaches and the benches this summer and it lush x

SSMs laundromat, specialising in shatted duds

Garn for some fish and shits.

What should I cook for my sprog this evening? He is 21 months old and eats everything.

>>81710816
Like discussing SSM for the nth day running?

>>81710851
toast butty

love girls with fat jugs

>>81710851
Fish finger sarnie with salad cream

>>81710851
Bacon buppy

>>81710851
fry up

>>81710781
I have a sick well paid WFH job, two groups of life long friends (a group from where I grew up, and a group from uni), and a loving sexy wife. How about you?

>>81710851
Chicken Tikka Vindaloo, saar.

>>81710814
Where you off to, lad? Fucking love a nice long train journey me. Thermos of coffee, womfy clothes, a good book. Coooorrrrrr it's fucking LUSH. Sometimes I take long journeys going nowhere on a round trip just to chill. But of course not as frequently these days because the country is fucked and tickets are a fucking ripoff.

>>81710828
Right idea but a bit long. Needs to be punchy.

>>81710884
Same lad and I own 2 houses.

>>81710432
>>81710414
nah they love it in winter, they also say human aren't meant to eat that many eggs yet I slam in 8 a day and have done for years now. They farkin love it in winter, propa carbs

chika's tikka masala (in his arse)

>>81710893
How'd you get two houses? Inheritance?

>Marmite, it's not for me. But it might be for you.

>>81710888
off to visit my dad in nunhead. train is almost empty atm. lovely

>>81710917
Bought them from the bank. If I get two more I can trade them in for a hotel.

>>81710917
Aye one of them is in Italy were my grandparents retired to.

>>81710928
It should work like that in real life I reckon. Four deanoboxes can be traded for a Hilton

>>81710414
>>81710432
>>81710448

Ive been told its more to do with the bread rotting in reeds/plants in the water and it creates mould and other bad shit that messes with the ducks

If bread was THAT bad for ducks there would have been much more signage and information telling people not to do it

Its only the past few years you get cunts saying "oh you know bread is bad for ducks???"

bullshit. im far more stupider than that!

>>81710948
>If bread was THAT bad for ducks there would have been much more signage
maybe your local council just doesn't care

>>81710892
yeah, was going to finish it after the second sentence but got greedy and wanted to cram a few more SSMisms in.

>>81710948
Me uncle dave told me if you stand on a crack it breaks ya mam's back so I tread carefully

ckin ell just took a shit

>>81710964
Ive never heard of any ducks dying from eating bread tbqh lid

Did you know if you feed a pigeon rice its head falls off

feed ducks bread, if i were a duck in vvinter the last thing id want is some seed bollocks, give me the proper stuff

If you howl three times on a full moon the werewolves come out

>>81710983
google says it wont kill the immediately but it will over a long period because bread doesn't have any nutrients

Corr new thread soon

>>81711007
Im sure most animals/humans would suffer if they ate nothing but bread for months/years tbqh lad

balls to your number anxiety, balls i say!

>making my daily britfeel post to say thanks lads for the entertainment

>>81711011
>Corr new thread soon
balls!

here's your new thread me lids

survival of the fitness boys

>>81711011
Indeed lad
>Corr new thread soon

>>81711030
>>81711030

>>81711033
eighty-one million seven hundred and eleven thousand thirty three is my new number
coor

Shan't be posting in a tranny thread me. No saar.