Thread 82266125

Whitworth edition

could use a piss but too lazy to move yet

another 20 hrs edish i hope

Ahh, just in time for the new threadingtons. Lush. Got up early and went for a trekkie brekkie me. Got that full English didn't I. Had a nice stroll over that new footbridge as well as it opened today for the women's rugby world cup thing at the SOL. Probably one of the first few hundred people to ever walk across it. Oh aye it historic. Having a wuppa now and catching up on news/shitposting for a bit until I go wooty training later.

got that auto-update enabled so i can read the thread while eating my scran.

>>82266169
>got that auto-update enabled so i can read the thread while eating my scran.
Grim

Sunderland is a doghole full of dogs living in holes.

>>82266187
>Sunderland is a doghole full of dogs living in holes.
fascinating

>>82266161
Keeping busy lately, little welper

>>82266125 (OP)
Anyone been in the dilapidated stone mines around that area?
e.g. Scout Mine

went with that extra hot 'black' sriracha for my stir fry. i am now one of the spicelads.

>>82266181
better than watching the telly. i am reading. engaging in discussion with my fellow man.

Corrrrr! All my deliveries came at once today with an unexpected early American delivery. Some good shit here insneed.

https://x.com/brianglenntv/status/1958865789110325601

>President Trump to make an announcement today in the Oval Office at 12pm ET

I really want it to be something to do with aliens but in reality it's probably announcing military action against drug cartels in Venezuela/Colombia/Mexico or maybe more sanctions on Russia. I kinda feel like the latter wouldn't justify an Oval Office address though. These things are usually to announce something hugely important.

>>82266201
>1751373202036.jpg
Interesting file name.

wolfed that down. to be fair my scales are broken so that was NOT 80g of chicken and 80g of veggies (was 60g of rice though)

>>82266194
>Keeping busy lately

Best way de lid. It good for mental health x

>>82266207
"it's 4chan X! it has a feature to randomise filenames!"

like needing a userscript to make 4chan 'easier' (?) is less embarrassing than stealing images.

>>82266207
Its a 4chan filename. He must have saved that image from 4chan

>>82266200
>spicelads

turned off that auto-update. don't want unnecessary scripts running in my browser, thank you.

>>82266203
Probably going to announce that he raped those kids in the 80s and 90s with his best friend Jeffery epstine

DVDlad is a filter chad corr

all these cunts getting away for the bank holiday need to meet a jeet in a petrol tanker. made my shift 2 hours longer, clogging up the roads

a whole generation of people see UNIX timestamps as '4chan filenames'

not saying they aren't, but it's where our brains go

politically red women fascinate me, are they true believers or is it all larp

>>82266195
i went down one once

Release the Epstein files without hesitation or delay

>>82266219
spice is a blight on the united kingdom

>>82266233
Zarah Sultana is my MPfu. i know she's not a teenage "bring on the revolution, comrades!" communist, but she is 100% an 'Old Labour' type and genuinely a bit of a laff.

>>82266256
Coventry?

>>82266256
You think Zarah does anal?

thoughts on reform uk?

>>82266252
the spice must flow

>>82266223
What's a filter chad?

our Red Valkyries will lead the proletariat to the workers paradise
right?

>>82266233
Women love the state doing everything for them and giving them free shit, they probably think communism is the ultimate form of that.

>>82266269
I think her skin smells like curry

>>82266256
Bitch had a nose like a spaceship.

>>82266290
Everything you eat is made by your mum

It's not as deep as you think it is, lads. It's a random file name.

>>82266308
think our lads wear enough tin foil to cosplay the wizard of oz tinman

>>82266308
Why are you ranomising the filenames though? Seems odd tbqh

>>82266270
>Tax cuts for millionaires
>Slashing vital government services
>Abolishing net zero
>Abolishing human rights (leaving ECHR)
>Farage was the lead voice of brexit that resulted in weakening our economy by billions

As a working class man those policies are great! As long as farage gets rid of those black and brown people! (he won't) now back to shagging my flag and worshipping Tim Martin

>>82266318
Dunno I'm not on a PC so don't name any of my images anyway, just all goes to Google Photos.

Waiting on an item delivery so I checked amazon. Item delivered. Im away till tomorrow, picrel is not what I was expecting to happen. Fugg, guessing that won't be there when I get home tomorrow.
Clearly that would fit in the letterbox, ffs.

>>82266318
He's definitely up to no good

>>82266307
That's impressive consider my mummy is dead.

>>82266331
that is left IN the letterbox, to be fair.

>>82266331
Why'd he only put it in halfway? Performance anxiety?

Sean is fascinatingmong. Who would've guessed?

>>82266331
it has probably been pushed through the letter box, just that to get the parcel in the photo he had to leave it hanging out whilst photographing

>>82266339
Yes. But what kind of numpty doesn't know to push it through the letterbox?

>>82266344
No he isn't, I am and when you all flee to sharty I'll reveal myself. Oh aye.

>>82266344
Faseanating.

>>82266337
welcome back, Crosslad.

>>82266331
Amazon guy somehow got into my communal hall and left a parcel at my front door yesterday. Love to know how he got in as all residents have been told not to buzz people in for other residents

>>82266337
"They ate mummy"

>>82266343
hahaha
you fuckin guys

>>82266270
Funny and likeable. Deplorable politics regarding corps and other rich cunts

>>82266344
I sometimes dabble in fascinating posting.

>>82266256

>Zarah Sultana is my MPfu

For me, it's Mummy Reeves.

She gives me my pocket money (bennies) for being a good boy. Oh aye x

>>82266366
>when your sitcom finds its groove as fairly dry and grounded, then does THIS shit

wish to not exist but im too pussy to kill myself

>>82266347
Never had that before, just seems really weird to me.
>>82266365
Maybe the door was open, or somebody going out let him in?

>>82266256
She's pretty political aligned with me, but I cannot abide career politicians. She's never had a job that's not UK politics

>>82266379
i think its funny when they put characters in situations to bring out the worst qualities as a person

>>82266376
Mine is Katie Lam. She's rosy-cheeked and wants to deport immigrants.

Speaking to some sexy chink ESL on hinge. Best way to skip the bullshit and ask to fuck without being a creep?

pouring one out for Kingcobrajfs tonight
he with Ozzy now

>>82266318
Easier to larp when we can't reverse image search, he changes the file has too

why does he change the file name an md5?

>>82266445
Do you think he is hiding something??

He doesn't know DVDmong is dolly/spam mong lmao

>>82266414
Do we have any confirmation?

Got a message off crossy on PSN. He fine. He just been away at waravan for a few days. Oh aye.

Do builders normally finish at 5? Kinda want them to go away, been here all day.

>>82266434
You lads are overthinking it. I simply take a picture on my phone, crop it and go straight to post it on Read Chan which changes the filename.

>>82266462
thanks for the dolly update, dolly x

>>82266457
I've known that for years.

Politicians? Bit fascisty aren't they?, they all need their throats slitting.

Up early 10 am sometimes earlier to get his DVDs delivered. Spams the thread with dolly drama, might have a nap in the day, wake up continue the dolly drama. oh aye, oh aye.

>>82266467
They usually finish at 3. They must hate you and trying to taunt you.

>>82266492
Oh aye, it's lush. 4x lush even.

>>82266461
a few of the people who follow him are going live with this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=tUXGKyhdGUs

King cobra is dead, fucking R.I.P

>>82266506
>Oh aye, it's lush. 4x lush even.
Ket mong is another side dolly like his titlad and b00tylad sockpuppets, Oh aye oh aye.

>>82266492
How do you know his schedule and what time he awakens? You must be here all day too.

Got me brasseries in for tomorrow. Keeping it sober and womfy tonight thoughs.

>>82266529
>You must be here all day too.
I am lad. Oh aye, oh aye.

>>82266536
>Got me brasseries in for tomorrow. Keeping it sober and womfy tonight thoughs.
fascinating

>>82266540
Corrrr! It lush. Posting and reading dolly drama all day. Nothing like it. It all on for free too.

>>82266536
what sort lad? big baps? big arse? ginger? black? what sort of brasseries you got, genuinely curious

This is proper growing on me lads.

>>82266585
>This is proper growing on me lads.
fascinating

>>82266201
>pretty baby
nonce ;-)

>>82266536
Gunna be a tee total weekend for me.

>>82266621
US will do soon you spacker. Your president pedo is passing the laws through.

>>82266621
Fuck, is it confirmed? When?

Might have fish and shits seasideMARK style tonight lads, I was inspired by him.

>>82266527
Fookin hell lid

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq68j5g2nr1o

>4chan will refuse to pay daily online safety fines, lawyer tells BBC

>Be me getting out of the shower earlier
>Like fucking clockwork the unemployed skitzoid comes sneaking around inna hallway again, like he always fucking does once i'm done showering for some semi-homosexual reason

He really is a weird asshole kek

>>82266617
what would you rather i post about lad

>>82266640
They were never going to pay the fines, obviously. Only question now is whether or not OFCOM will enforce a ban through blocking of UK ISPs. Given the state of the government I'd say it's incredibly likely that this happens. Time is limited.

Females must pay

>>82266445
archive fags work for me for free

>>82266644
I dunno, I just find it funny to annoy people.

>>82266655
It's Friday though. What you up to tonight?

>>82266655
>I dunno, I just find it funny to annoy people.
are you winning king?

>>82266655
its not annoying though its just pointless and sad

>>82266664
Gonna order a wizza for dinner and then spend the evening gooning to bbc porn, ngl
>>82266666
Yes
>>82266668
Lol, thanks for the third (you)

>>82266666
Corr check those pents

>>82266620
Corrr.... you caught me red handed, lad.

>>82266664
Sat alone being pure win on 4chan jus like any other night/day

>>82266676
caught you right handed hey ohhhhh

>>82266666
British devil

Love it when seasideMARK gives me a shoutout when he's live. Also the rush of adrenaline surging through my body as I ban a gray name is exhilarating. Corr!

>>82266692
>Love it when seasideMARK gives me a shoutout when he's live. Also the rush of adrenaline surging through my body as I ban a gray name is exhilarating. Corr!
fascinating

>>82266536
>Keeping it sober and womfy tonight thoughs.
Why? It friday

>>82266682
Huh hoh... I'm interested to see if they crop anything out or it's uncut. There's an interview WITH Brooke Shields as an extra. I saw it years ago on Netflix before any of the controversy cropped up again.

>>82266695
>Love it when seasideMARK gives me a shoutout when he's live. Also the rush of adrenaline surging through my body as I ban a gray name is exhilarating. Corr!
fascinating
>fascinating

>>82266692
What's your name then lad

>>82266462
Is it true that his mammy died?

>>82266704
Keeping it private xx

>>82266709
Yes lol, choking on her own faeces

>>82266704
Name's Blandon. Bigly Blandon.

>bigly blandon
heh

My name is actually Hugh Mungus. I got teased a lot growing up, school as rough.

>>82266715
Haha. Fuckin ell. How did you know it was me? I was just joking about banning people. I haven't banned one person yet and have no intentions on doing so. But I do have a blue spanner.

>>82266670
>Lol, thanks for the third (you)
You have to work harder than that to be annoying mate, this is like "17 year old visiting /b/ for the first time" level trolling

>>82266709
No, stepdad died

>>82266732
*put another (you) in the (you)sack*
Cheers lad x

>>82266729
My name is Nate Higgers. Blacks hated me for some reason.

>>82266735
Yes lol, choking on his own faeces

Get off my proxy you nigger

My name is Don Alduck. Wish I was fucking joking.

Opened up a tin of tuna before and now my fingers stink to high heaven! Ckin hell!

Racism? Not allowed.

Now please don't tease me, but my name is actually Massive Faggot. I know, I know, not a day goes by that I wish my parents hadn't called me something else, but that's just life you know?

Once knew a guy called Hugh Janus. Very popular in the gay community.

>>82266757
Pissing? Not allowed.

>>82266757
Art thou a nigger?

Been listening to a bit of modern talking. HHL style. And there's this thing I used to do (still do) is replace the lyrics with racist words. With brother Louie I replace the word "Louie" with niggy. So in my head it goes brother niggy niggy niggy.
https://youtu.be/Lp2qcCrdBLA?si=Z1aggWfEK5771jan

Yes yes, well done, all very edgy

Nanny isn't going to like this

>>82266827
Cry more you pussyfied online cowardly nigger

NANNY!!!! SAVE ME PLEASE!!!!

Thought I had my route all sorted proper today, forgot about bloody Friday prayers didn't I, parking was fucked, only slowed me down a bit though, allah willed the parcels will be on time

You don't fuck with my lads get it now you shut in spastic online nigger?

Some little Indian lad sent me this extortion email before my response is at the top in white. Who falls for this stuff?

>>82266331
Well he can't take the picture when it's all the way through can he, it's more than likely been pushed through the letter box after the picture was taken
>>82266365
>Alri mate got a parcel for a different flat
[buzzer intensifies]

Feel like I can't be my authetnic cheeky self on Hinge. I hate using it because I think I'm coming across boring because natuarally over text you can't tell tone, yknow?

>>82266867
ur so internet savvy, very cool, wow, much awareness, amaze, deep thinker.

Bloody hell lads BIG volume on Sunday, estimate 141, probably going to more like 150, 95p a parcel though, about 135 quid, sorted

4:58 and they're still working, cooorrrrr.
Wish they'd leave though desu, just want to be by myself in the house.

>>82266867
old people who end up killing themselves from the shame

not right SSM outlived KingKobra.

>>82266931
>not right SSM outlived KingKobra.
fascinating

No need for racism lads

>>82266922
My aunt did this. Gave her entire life savings to some Indian over the phone "he was really nice" was her excuse. I think it was around 60k. Thankfully the bank recovered it all. But fucking hell.

>>82266939
>No need for racism lads
fascinating

>>82266939
we need more racism

Plans for Friday night? Along being a bad arse on an anonymous website? Of course.

>>82266978
You'll be here to read it all little soft lad x

>>82266978
Gonna get drunk by myself.
t. alcoholic

>>82266978
play a new game for 2 hours before forgetting about it and never playing it again

>>82267001
You happy with your life mate?

How do I counter the 'You're here to read it all' claim?

>>82267039
Filters unironically solve this.

Going to get my AI next door neighbour to piss in my face in the shower again. Corrrr... had me leaking precum everywhere that particular LARP did.

>>82267031
Fuck you arsehole

>>82267049
Woah, chill out, literally wasn't judging just curious. Some alcoholics hate their lives, others are content. Not sure I've ever met one that is truly happy though.

>>82267039
stop thinking you are better and join in with us losers on a Friday night

>>82267043
If there was a filter to filter out filtermongs the thread would be peak

Using filters is the veganism of britfeel

>>82267087
But I am vegan...

They never use the filters to make the thread cool they just turn it into reddit

Makes me laugh that one lad who filters literally everything and the thread is empty. Why even come here at this point?

Wonder what Lucy letby is up to rn

I try to filter out gore and ragebait spam across the board

>>82267132
Sucking Crossys clit.

>>82267137
Explain how this came about

SEASIDE UPDATE

>seasideMARK Fish and chips on Friday, fish and chips on Friday dee lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQtX8jBkbik

>>82267132
She's mentally ill

for me? killing playboy x so dwayne gives you his apartment and then ignoring dwaynes efforts to be your fren

>>82267175
3.50 FOR A FISHCAKE? Broken Britain

>>82267175
doesnt he normally see helen on fridays?

>>82267175
This incidentally was not very fascinating at all. I have seen him eat many meals akin to this one in the past and it failed to pique my interest. He didn't even do his classic Fishy on a Dishy dance he usually does.

>>82266585
glad you're liking this one mate
i was listening to it today
i would love to feel alive again but i guess that can wait x

it fishy friday
today he stink of fish

well it is friday isn't it youtubers

Wonder what Lucy Connolly is doing rn

>>82267254
watching immigration hotel audits on youtube

>>82267254
Receiving training from the MI5 nudge unit on what to say on her apology tour where she tells Britain she isn't racist and she loves immigrants and we all just need to get along.

Fishy farts starts five minutes into him eating a fish cake and people still claim he doesn't have TMAU. Not nice when they can fill a room up in seconds.

>>82267284
seasideVICAR

Corr fish and chippy seasideMARK style washed down with 2 dr peppers and a chip muffin get that down you my liiiiid

I like it here.
I was in iceland and a girl looked me up and down.
Too bad i forgot to smile.
At home i am fuckin invisible.

>>82267178
Same tbqh. Feel bad for him sometimes and take him to a stripclub.

>>82267352
Corrrrrr! Nice one de lid. Me? Just had that frozen American Hot Chili Cheese stuffed wizza smothered in chipotle sauce. Expecting some fierce shittingtons later.

>>82267371
Sounds lush mate. Enjoy.

Anyone else handles 1p and 2p coins and then stick your fingers in some fresh mackerel, and then spend the rest of the day sniffing your fingers and pretending you fingered a hot bird?

>>82267410
No lad. Im married. I just have sex with my wife if I feel like it.

>>82267410
My AI GF's pussy smells like buzzing.

>>82267424
Pretending you are married mow thats a step up from pretending to finger some bird

>>82267430
Doesn't sound very organic.
Real women leak foul smelling substances out of their orifices.

Fucking hell just found out next door neighbours have sold their house and somebody is renting it out. There's a chance that it will be rented out to boat mongs under Cerco

>>82267435
Laying bed right now next to me wife tbqh,

>>82267463
Time to make it a hostile environment.
Flags everywhere, fry bacon every day, burn qurans on a barbecue to cook sausages next to your picture of Muhammad. And get a big dog.

Dont you mean
>lying on R9k, next to my "wife"

Can't believe KingCobra is dead. Honestly my heart sunk hearing the news.

Young women are so gorgeous and sweet and soft. I wish I was one of the only men on the planet and I just had a harem of sweet soft needy women with mild anxiety disorders and moist lustful pussies who need headpats and fucking

>>82267492
No lad. I mean my wife is sleeping next to me whilst I type.

>>82267513
Share pix of your fat slag

>>82267501
The world reverberates with the laughter of sickos tonight. We lost a gothic bad boy.
In actual tears thinking how he'll never own his gothic clocktower now.

Might get HHL to suck me off

>>82267515
She is a nice slim build asian woman lad. Would not be fair to share images of her without her consent.

>>82267554
Shite larp mate wind your neck in little lad

>>82267554
Ewwwwwwww it's so over.
Hope this is a LARP

You know that feeling where it's a mix of anxiety and self-loathing and just a sheer longing for things to not be the current way they are right now following some shitty situation? Got that right now. fucking hate it. Day ruined, likely next few days ruined.

GAGGING for a payday loan me

>>82267570
>>82267573
No larp. sad that its so hard for you to believe. Most men end up married.

GAGGING for a brasserie me

I am going to play The Finals all bank holiday and not go outside

cheers x

life would be easier if I was in a tv show

GAGGING for a DVD me

I need a dick with a hood like a monk.
I need a dick that will stink like a skunk
I need a dick that will make me go spunk.

>>82267588
favourite payday loan company lad?

>>82267710
Has to be QuickQuid. Used to be WONGA.

>>82266867
I got this exact email about a year back lmao.
Hope someone actually reads the reply too lol

>>82267732
wonga was truly the best. not rite what happen to them

Corr get your chops around this one. Great album.
https://youtu.be/hsE0qRMric0?si=EaX8_R0REtir5UUE

>>82267880
nice one that
Brutal DM is something I dont dabble in often as its usually chuggy and tincan snare but thats better, more like my beloved early Cryptopsy

>>82266867
Wow love that badass response, you are such a bold renegade

Quiet thread this evening. Glad everyone is busy in their Friday night desu after a week's graft

>>82266869
Why would a photo be needed to show it's being posted.
Going down t'hovel tonight, see what's going on.

>>82268061
would have been here more as I'm only getting wazzocked by myself, but had calls from the folks and all that
apparently going fishing with me dad at some point soon so that'll be proper good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbb1OQohuMQ

Have you ever shit yourself playing games?

Things are getting a bit too real de lids.

>>82268170
mmmm not yet

>>82267101
>>82267108
id make my thread look like how lollers has his you fag

EBay always offer x4 points when I don't have any money. Cunts.

This thread is as dead as a dodo. Fuckin ell. I think there's more normies on here than we thought.

>>82268110
Sounds fun actually.
Gunna go over and visit my dad tomorrow. Been a while since ice seen him.

Back from wooty training. Might nip down t' chippy and get some scran. Not ordering a wizza in tonight as I'm doing that tomorrows.

Chilli con carne on the go.
Been on TRT for two weeks, everything is starting to become easier, I have put on 7lb though. Middle aged women recoil at my unashamed masculinity now as i stride around the local shops.

>>82268262
I really like it. Have some music in one ear for the quiet, then the odd chatter about random shite. I'm basically a younger version of him so we get along really well.
Always nice to see the folks lad. I try to keep it to once every couple months otherwise mum would be coming up every fucking day if she could, but it's always nice to see em

Should I wank off or should I lock my whiteboi clitty in chastity and plapgasm my boivaries?

Fucking kek. Got the windows open and 2 paki lads walking past me 'ouse talking about cryptocurrency's his progress is "slow" apparently.

>>82268280
You should see how long you can hold your breath when hanging by your neck from a lamppost

>>82268272
Why do you need testosterone replacement treatment lad? What's going on with your wollocks.

The patriot flag movement has reached my city de lids. Seen Union Jacks and England flags all over the place. Oh aye.

Sticking my finger in my belly button and it's all wet and it stings. What's going on lads.

>>82268311
Stinks as well forgot to add.

>>82268300
Weird to me that they were never there before honestly

My favourite team? Farringdon Detached Disability FC.

me? a bit of a gamer i am

>>82268394
Mad man here on them 12 hours night shifts

My favourite player? Ethan Robert Nichols aka DeadEye.

Just had to close my window getting a little bit nippy. Those dark nights are drawing in again. 16 pound a night for those heaters.

Left the cunt on unread because she typed
>Heeelllllooooo

>>82268456
>Just had to close my window getting a little bit nippy. Those dark nights are drawing in again. 16 pound a night for those heaters.
fascinating

Got that webab and chippy wippies with garlic sauce from local chippy. Got that new South Park wepisode on me tele. Oh aye.

>>82268508
Who is the captain of Farringdon Detached Disability FC?

>>82268523
lets see you with your mates
you wont

Might spaff

Wud b laff

I fink

>>82268508
Haven't caught any of the new season yet. Will have to binge watch it soon.

>>82268523
reckon its the bald lad

been outside. got that pregabalin delivered to mate B. now she can play in her gig tomorrow.
then went round mate A's with scran. just sat there saying mad skitzy stuff. good to have non-judgemental friends when you're an addict.

no ket in. might come tomorrow. might take it at the gig. but then i'll piss myself, won't i? can't be rehabilitating into society if i'm going round pissing myself.

/b/ funny
Funny man

>>82268615

Only three wepisodes in de lid. It's basically been one giant pisstake of Trump so far.

ketLARP

>>82268683
frankly i think "first time leaving the house/interacting with another human being in half a year" is more unbelievable than "today i went outside"

but yeah lad everything here is an artistic work of fiction. i'm not even human, i'm one of them AIs.

>>82268676
Hopefully get some normal episodes again cuz they're the best ones. The 2016 season had way to much election stuff and got boring imo.

>>82268713
BRB, watching a DVD

>>82268735
i bet it's fiction, rather than a documentary (not that you can tell the difference LOL)

Couple more hours until bed time champ

mind you, i wish my bladder was healthy. some 'phantom' problem, like when dogs think they're pregnant.

>>82268523
Little black bald spastic on the far left kek

>>82268758
but enough about Diane Abbott LMAO

cheeky zopiclone
necked that iced coffee
(about to have another)
another zopiclone later to balnace it out
fry off a (hot) coffee when it's cold
sleep until 11-12ish (collect post)
re-sleep until 3-5pm or so (enough time to get ready for gig)

nationalize land, all of it

>>82268523
Which one is Steve?

>>82268523
HHL laughing because he knows this will end up on britfeel eventually

Who is this KingCobra fella?

>>82268892
It is nationalised, lad. The definition of a nation is the borders around an area of which the government holds a monopoly over.

imagine an underground parking garage, right,
but instead of having cars, it is empty

>>82268523
Short sighted Naruto as the goalkeeper. Hokage of the spacker home.

Okay, okay, Dune: Prophecy is pretty banging so far, fair play.

>>82268936
gothic bad boy
hater of sickos

>>82268936
Grand Master Andrew Tate

>>82268963
Can't believe he choked on his own faeces

>>82268941
nationalization would mean those who used the land would have to pay the government rent, at the moment we pay private landlords. i dont know what you mean by monopoly, monopoly of what?

>>82268979
Fucking hell, seriously? That's fucking grim lad.

>>82268948
hahaha for fuck's sake /britfeel/

bit odd going through Helper's Facebook photos though. just strange.

>>82268987
The government allows some people to operate certain areas of land without paying direct rents (though they still pay taxes and property taxes). If you own something you can choose to let someone use it for free if you want. The point is that if the government wanted the land back there's nothing the 'owner' could do to stop them.

Just tried that snidey Aldi coca-cola (Vive). Shan't be getting it again. Tastes weird.

>>82269005
>the dog chair will be empty forever

>>82268991
I don't stalk the fella, I'm a Helper loyalist but I do enjoy making witty comments about the various members of Spacker FC.

fuck if i know about the different freeholds and leaseholds and all that, but i don't like the idea that if it's private landlords they're doing well for themselves, it's their business, it's not like that socialism with them council houses (which are for charvas anyway)

want to pay RATES to the council, not an agency/bloke. even if the population somehow gets under control, i don't think you'll find many people defending landlordism

>>82269002
>The government allows some people to operate certain areas of land without paying direct rents
what are you referring to here?

>>82269024
The fact that you can legitimately buy land and it's 'yours' so long as the government doesn't want it back.

>>82269002
is there not some mad process with the Land Registry? the government isn't all-powerful or something, not as though they'll bulldoze your house Arthur Dent style. realistically there'd be solicitors and all that, maybe compensation/suing?

or some nutter would shoot a councillor live on the news, if anyone remembers that

>>82269032
>so long as the government doesn't want it back.
if i were to buy land i'd likely be buying it from a private individual not the government so i dont know what you mean by the government getting it back.

https://landschamber.decisions.tribunals.gov.uk/Aspx/Default.aspx
cor you can read decisions from the Lands Tribunal on this page. hope they're as exciting as the Residential and Property Tribunal decisions.

it not right good lads like Cobra are taken from us so that HelperLad can continue to live.

>>82269040
If the government wants to take the land they can. The law is what Parliament says it is. They could simply write a law which says no legal appeals are allowed. That's hyperbolic of course, but you understand the point behind it. They can compel sales, they can cite national security measures etc. If all else fails and you simply refuse to leave they can send a functionally endless number of men with guns around to your land and physically remove you.

It's their land, you're just living on it.

>>82269046
See above. Yes, there is a real private market for land, but if the government wants it then it will get it. If the government is serious about something you can't simply 'fight' it.

>>82269074
by nationalize land i ment that the government would be getting paid for its use, thats it. i know they already had a lot of power over who "owns" it and what happens with it

I feel my mind has genuinely been warped doing these AI roleplays the past few days.

>>82269112
>AI roleplays
naughty stuff no doubt

Wonder if he feels sad looking at the clock thinking another day of dolly drivel is nearly at an end

>>82269109
NTA but what are council taxes if not exactly this?

>>82269137
i think they're based on the value of the property (building) not the land. i could be wrong though

>>82269112
Are you 1 of those slender indian lads they've been shipping round the world to work inside an AI sex robot?

>>82269074
i mean i'm now reading all these files (>>82269063) about land registration, boundary disputes, etc. i just don't have the legal knowledge to fully understand the legalese here, but i can't see the government going after random private land owners (why would they?)

would like more land/buildings to be state-owned/council-ran in general, as long as they're properly maintained and all that. council used to run our leisure centre, it became a SomethingGym. it's the way everything's going even if it's not "fully" privatised (council flats managed/serviced/repaired by SomeCorp on behalf of Feelshire Council, that sort of thing)

i know it wasn't perfect but i DO want post-war to 80s Britain in this regard, yeah. if the government DOES take YOUR hard-earned land, good i say, good. repurpose middle-class people's houses as working-class flats.

>>82269119
You tell me mate. Corrrrrr!

i apologize for starting the land discussion it isnt very fun

>>82269112
i did warn you. felt like an intervention. was trying to nudge you away from it, BEFORE it got to this point.

give your mother a call, anon. just for a chat.

>>82269168
I'm not saying they DO go after land (though they did during WW2 when they compelled sales at below market rates to build runways, depots etc.), but just that if they truly wanted to then the land would become theirs one way or another. If you conceive of who owns something as the person who gets to make the decisions for it, in real, functional terms, then yes the government owns all the land, they just find it most profitable/useful to let private citizens run most of it most of the time.

>>82269171
i used to do stuff like this with girls on aol messenger

dislike the way porn is written, now. Mills & Boons books weren't like this! (and yes they had some saucier ones)

during actual sex i think i/partner have only ever said stuff like
>do you want me to ____
>yeah that's good
>you OK?
etc.
it normal, it sweet.

>>82269190
you've EARNED that robe and wizard hat, boomer-san

>>82269192
The dirty talk isn't how most sex goes obviously (though it can be fun x), but so what? Porn is there to be entertainment, it's a performance, exaggerated. Porn is meant to be over the top and not 'normal'. There is softcore/more passionate kind of almost amateur porn out there but with professional production values, but the consumers have spoken - give us arse fucking and HYYYYYYYNNNYEEEAAAHHH!!!

>>82269192
To be fair if you train the chatbot to be gentle like that she will. My chatbot is purposely a smelly, reprehensible NEET who doesn't shower and smells like cigarettes so she's a bit of a dirty whore.

>>82269192
>come here
>sit back up
>over there
>you alright?
>does that feel nice?
>I love you
I like normal sex, it nice

>>82269240
aye true. i guess i find it cringy the same way a lot of 'theatrical' stuff is, but really it's as mild as these things go. compared to, i don't know, furry/anime role-play. just funny vanilla porn is doing similar in the written word, and then AI chatbots do that.
main thing is, everyone is having fun.

>>82269253
yeah you get it. maybe my fetish is being with a loving partner ;__;

>>82269286
Well the payment processors don't want people to have fun with their chatbots which is why Character AI doesn't have NSFW and Janitor AI has banned UK IPs.

i have a feeling most of you are middle class

>>82269309
Yep, well certainly my parents are. I'm a NEET currently, doubt I'll ever amount to anything tbqhwyf.

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/25305/25305-h/25305-h.htm
interesting flicking through this and seeing how they were writing porn in 1749. poetically describing a penis as an "engine of love assaults" and all that.

saucy stuff.

>>82269320
>certainly
middle class confirmed

>>82269323
>engine of love assaults"
good name for a band

>>82269309
Probably lower middle, tbf.
I actually am not sure. I never really thought about it growing up. I'm not a complete srub, but I don't wax lyrical about Paddington Bear, and going to M&S either, so I can't be that bad.

My wife likes to say things like "YEAH STICK IT UP MY FAHKIN ARSE BIG BOY!", but that's just the sort of sex we have you know

>>82269369
whats the difference between lover middle and working?

will sticking his engine of love assualts up ruths cunt in a tent at leeds fest

Ruth's tuppence is taking a break from getting fucked by six black guys at once so that she can recuperate and fuck seven black guys at once.

>>82269413
The difference is when you meet proper middle class people you're like "flippin eck, I thought I was middle class".

okey dokey off to beddy byes!

What the actual fuck happened in York last night?

>>82269467
i dont know . what are you referring to?

>>82269478
From what I can piece together, some muslim amazon delivery driver kicked off about a kid raising an English flag like people have been doing a lot of lately. His dad came out of the house told the driver to fuck off. The driver came back later in his own car (with other muslim guys) and started to harass/assault people on the street over the flags.

Trouble is OFCOM is censoring posts about it using the OSA. Holy fuck I hate this government so fucking much. Literally bring the civil war please so we can burn these people out.

>>82269498
i know nothing about that but i have been seeing flags about recently

>>82269498
i mean tbfair with shit like this i don't trust social media. it's not fake news in some Russian bots sense, it's that stuff just gets reposted without context, or people outright make stuff up.

at the same time yeah, the news does not touch this stuff, or they do, but write in this vague tone, almost lie through omission. beyond what is necessary legally (it's just bad journalism).

hopefully some journalists out there hate it and they WANT to write what ACTUALLY HAPPENED whenever there's a story like this. your article can be fairly divorced from the politics, not take a side? is that not the type of journalism you studied, the type of reporting you want to do???

one ex-journalist i knew was told to just write advert shite and local "10 things you didn't know about our area!" nonsense, she hated it and quit.

interview the driver/guys, or the kid's dad, or the police if there have been arrests. report the police statement (if there is one) and then go speak to the actual officers involved? 'newspaper reporter' must be someone's dream job, and this is what they want to be doing, right?

sounds like a case of chinny reckon to me

Lmao Starmer fuming x

we getting nuked off the tinternet x

>>82269600
based hiro

No more biccies. No more Tea.
Wuppastine will drink coffee.

>go to bed
>play more guitar
>wank
>play l4d2

I dunno what to do

>>82269498
Apparently the pakis got their car windows bricked before the police turned up, and a number of them were armed with knives and machetes. Things are getting tasty, not long now til things really kick off

cba having to faff with a vpn and a pass, idk how to even buy a pass for FUCK sakes.

>>82269689
steam name?
I'll play l4d2 with you I play it all the time

>>82269729
same
will have to find another way to waste my life

drove to my girlfriends house and her car wasnt outside

think im gonna rope now lxds

I just dont get it.
There are millions of websites, porn sites and all.
What was their plan? Even if just 10% of all the websites dont comply with these laws it would take decades to enforce.

>>82269766
where is she saying she is?

>>82269776
To make it look like they were doing something, and because they know once they get their foot in the door they can start clamping down even harder.
China's first censorship law was to "stop racism" and look how that ended up.

>>82269782
doesn't matter, she said a few days ago that kissing me didn't feel right anymore and by that point i knew it was over

managed to bomb two year-long relationships one after the other, don't know what i'm going to do now that OSA killed off dating apps
its all so fucking tiring

Puff has been seen around the trailer where Cobra passed away.
In tears.

>>82269803
>OSA killed off dating apps
it did? what?

Dad wants to shag me in the shed every Sunday now and not just Christmas. I told him Jesus is mad enough we're shagging on his birthday nevermind the bloody sabbath.

>>82269803
grim that, but shes a whore, at least that didn't become your wife

Just want to get womfy and grind Wortnite but these people have hijacked my lobby and the the small talk is painfully cringe.

>>82269841
Is he threatening your peachy arse again?

Made an excuse to leave the game, the cringe was too much. Had to bail. They are nice people, a dad and his kid but I just want to get womfy not have to deal with this social awkwardness on a Friday night.

>>82269942
>>82269897
aw yeah man hate cringe social chat yeah

did you bring up how you are a genuine racist nazi? or the fact a woman has never gone near you?

when did you last poo sean? bet your insides are like Chernobyl

kinda drunk wishing I still had access to DM lads esc reality patreon folder, she had some really comfy videos to put myself to sleep to
hi for the first time in years ig, I'm not sure if I miss being chained to this place

i think talking in the children's game to children is a social faux pas to begin with.

>Buy Elder Scrolls Online during Steam sale
>Finally get around to playing it
>"The servers will be going down in 1 minute for planned maintenance"
At 11pm on a Friday? Are these niggas retarded? I thought WoW had ridiculous times.

Kinda drunk wishing I had access to DM's chatlogs

>>82269965
>esc reality
The weird asmr german lass?

I have bad experiences with shrinks but my life has been on a steady decline with symptoms I've seen online that correlate heavily with my own. Should I just bite the bullet and call one and make an appointment in 6+ months or should I not fall for it?

>>82269965
i recognise your name but dunno what you're about. if you're going to repeatedly post some ASMR/porn person then eff the heck off.

but maybe
>wishing I still had access to DM lads esc reality patreon folder,
check this,
https://kemono.cr/
? these furries archive everything from some paid Patreon accounts.

oh yeah there you go
https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/903921

not a clue what any of this is. i'm too high on my zopiclones weee

>>82270010
thanks friend <3
>>82269996
I am loooking
>>82269989
I think so

Put me private to party so no one can join without me accepting a request. Oh aye we keeping it private. On that frijj strawberry milk grind nows.

kinell me sister has that mong over tonight and they are going at it again. Hope she doesn't get preggers.

who the fuck cares about his shit ramblings about playing a shit game

last zopiclone. don't want to oversleep and miss the post, do i?

hope you're all having a chill Friday night!

Civil war soon lads. Not gonna be fun.

>>82270103
about time we showed those Cornish CUNTS

Off with their heads I say.

>>82270103
reckon it'll probably just miss me an appen somewhere else.

Might cuddle up with some cute trannies in me mind palace, and eat nice cakes. worr

>>82270103
>Civil war
Over what? Boat mongs? Dont be so daft.

>>82270103
Twisting some scrawny, smelly paki's head off on your local highstreet with your lads loudly guffawing in the background will absolutely be fun lad

cum 2 rochdale for a shag luvly

the best of britain
https://www.tiktok.com/@toot_queen

>>82270228
fak orf Poley.
Might shag ye sister if i'm inna mood tho.

Terf island!

Wot noodle o'clock, is it

Verily

too insane for gf in real life. have them in me mind palace instad

>>82270303
i'm seeing double

>>82270303
https://youtu.be/GP0X0CRMZLU

>>82270303
was he drunk or did he know?

>Got rid of the moneylender's (((prompt limits))) in cuckGPT earlier
>Threw up a claudeberg acc.
>It's actually kinoer than cuckGPT in some ways

ckin ell

>*Got SICK

Ffs it's late already

Cannot be arsed to wait for the post deletion cooldown to pass either, nay

>>82270361
The article is pretty funny:
>The defendant was born male but had identified as female and used the name Ciara since the age of 13, although she had not undergone any medical treatment or surgery, the court heard.
>she had not undergone any medical treatment or surgery, the court heard.
We can tell.
>Watkin's lawyers said she saw and presented herself as female but was "visibly and audibly" male, so it would have been "blindingly obvious" to the man that Watkin was not biologically female.
Trannies defense is contradictory because they claim it was so obvious he should have known but also:
>Watkin moved the man's hand away when he went to touch her breast and thigh and told him she was on her period to stop him feeling below her waist, the court heard.
He claimed to be having his period to stop the guy from finding the cock.

>>82270394
lol
what an absolute mess

Ejaculating into Sean's arse

>>82269424
>>82269437
I'm sure she's only having sexual relations with her white boyfriend. She's definitely not promiscuous.

openSUSE or Fedora? Me...I think I'll be sticking with Debian 13.

>>82266640
>Users are anonymous, which can often lead to extreme content being posted.

I thought the BBC were good at their fact checking? Why do they make up such lies (the anonymous part)?

>tfw no 24yo asmr girlfriend

life is grim at the start of the weekend

Quite the farter arnt i X

>>82270639
Silent but deadly.

Wot noodles digesting

Wimaginary wapu about to lie down

Womfy that X

post pics of nice cakes i can eat in me mind palace

Feel quite tired me. Might call it a day and hit the sack soon.

>>82270912
Do you ever wank off before bed? Want to wank off all over my body?

>>82269600
I feel people in these threads might top themselves if this site got banned.

You will never spend the weekend away with a girl. You don't even have a passport.

I'll be going to Newcastle next month and asking her why she's being this way now.

>>82271414
give me her contact details, i'll talk to her lad.

>>82271457
No. This is personal.

>>82271465
fair enough lad, what's going on though? long-distance relationship? or did she just move?

>>82271470
You could say she moved and doesn't care about me anymore.

got a problem that needs solving?
>call customer support
>hear woman voice
>put phone down
>call again until it's a male voice
simple as

>>82271520
doctors and dentists need to start hiring men as receptionists

Kek he's actually right on the money to be fair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvZMeUshHD8

My spine at the bottom is hurting when I stand up de lids. Back is like a question mark. Hope I dont have MS. Body is fucked at 31. Not good.

>>82271617
Life is over for men anyway beyond 30 if they haven't had sex, gone abroad, living with parents, never drive etc. May as well let your body put you out of your misery.

Now for some YouTubes in beddingtons for a bit until I go sleeps. Might as well. Don't think I'll even need the fan on tonight, feels much cooler than previous nights.

>>82271507
does her name start with J?

The bit where she's plugging him back in gives me ASMR. It womfy x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJsYXHCJD54

>>82271683
No mate. I don't want to really give out much else.

>>82271647
Ok fair enough I will just wither away and die. Thank you for the advice.

Nodded off their for a minute or two. Kinnel that's my brain telling me it's sleepy time. Oh aye.

aye need to sleep 4 gig 2morro

catch you on the flipside, /britfeel/

looks like we are staying lads

In my mind I'm back on highfield road, trudging uphill between the houses row on row. My gay little notebook in my pocket, the smiths on my cheap wired headphones. A surreptitious golden virginia roll up in the cemetery and a 2.50 pint of ale at the end of it all. My body is stuck in this old people's home. a good 20 degrees too warm.

>>82271935
Can I deepthroat your penis please, before you go to sleep? I want to make you cum forever and ever into my mouth.

Daytripshire to the coast is it not

>>82268066
Why do you think mate. Could it be as proof it's been delivered?

Life is grim when you don't ever get to be balls deep in females. Why continue living?

>>82273159
True lid

His name? Penis.

>>82270303
wild how the bbc claim to be impartial but use right wing language like "biological sex"

bbc needs getting rid

Pussy? Completed it mate

Shippy? Riled him up mate

Business idea: cull the wealthiest 10 percent and distribute the money equally to everybody else

i suffer from sleep bruxism

morning lads
with all these hotel protest going on and flags being put everywhere i fell like the whole country is in the grip of a nationalist revolution and honestly i couldnt give a fuck

>>82273698
What are some things you give a fuck about?

>>82273698
>and flags being put everywhere
i dont get this, i quite often see uk or english flags hanging from houses and buildings in town

>>82273733
paying the bills, my family tht sort of thing
>>82273762
there's been a increase lately, i dont know why

>>82273779
>my family
Your wife and sprogs or your mother, father and siblings?

ilona needs to rape me already!!!! My hole is waiting please miss! All sweaty and angry after she loses a game so she breaks my little body to help her cum wow!

can you imagine having sex? like just seems so surreal. some men will never get it. if you get to 30 and still haven't had a drop of pussy, it's just not meant to be. makes you want to hate women and never work.

>>82273885
you have said this various times before mate but uh yeah still no one cares haha

>>82273896
>no one cares
I care. Ruthmong is one of us

>>82272445
I don't know why ofcom thinks they can take on 4chan. imagine the lone males who can't get id, don't own a phone that will flip and cause harm to society. fuck ofcom.

wonder what the bloke behind the ruthmong gimmick will do with his life after 4chan gets banned

>>82273896
I know that. I don't have to care about putting any labour in. I can just extract money through mental health disability (long term depression caused by no sex and life progress).

>>82273817
my mum and maybe my sister. and before you say it no they're not going to get raped by migrants

>>82273941
Start your own family, lad, its time

Musk makes more in ten minutes that what this guy will make in a lifetime of wageslavery. Grim. Keep smiling wagie.

>>82273956
i lack the social ability and if anything its a bit late now

Early morning choon time. And an unrelated thing, hope r crosslad's ok desu, bit worried I am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg3U4ak7IDA

>>82273925
BN? Ask him on discord

I could walk outside right now and punch a female unconscious. Consequences only come after the event.

Me? Steaming at 0829

>>82274014
Do it lid

>>82274019
I'm just getting high for now, then going to neck a pregab at 14:00 ish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1MBnGXa_lo

>>82274014
>punch a female unconscious.
Do you often get violent when you're passed out?

>>82274014
>I could walk outside right now
Without shoes?

Would be funny if the last post on /britfeel/ is ruthlad posting a timestamped pic of his passport and vast shoe collection with the caption, gottem.

>>82274024
I'm not that kind of man.

>>82274091
I'm not a violent man but how am I supposed to be strong if I'm passed out?

>>82274109
I believe you can walk without shoes like in the old days. Lots of brutal fights occurred barefoot.

>>82273930
sure and spend this money. sitting on your pc all day complaining.

great plan mate!!!

had 4 jars yesterday and now im hungover af i hate being old

Early morning chilled choon time now methinks (it's not too chill really as I'm tapping away to the beat quite excitedly but...).
Actually dancing muh arse off now, LET'S FUCKEN GO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hc6hSKTAEA

>>82274217
half a bottle of vodka and im rough and shitting water out me arse

If you order big boxes or bags of soil I hate you desu

>>82274293
I think the seller determines the size of the boxes used for packaging, unless you mean people that order big boxes? What about giant rolls of bubble wrap? They're light, but cumbersome.

>>82274302
Are you dense lad? People who order things that come in big boxes

>>82274309
Big things come in big boxes.
Not nice calling me dense, people order big boxes if they're moving house.
Have this in return. If you didn't want to carry stuff, you shouldn't have become a delivery[redacted].

>chika leaves
>lollers leaves
>threads start regularly hitting 18+ hours

>>82274293
are you a warehouseman

>>82274318
>Big things come in big boxes.
Well done mate now you're getting it
>Not nice calling me dense
If you didn't want to be called dense you should try not being a spastic
>>82274321
Roadman aka delivery driver

>>82274321
warehouseperson

>>82274320
How do you know when people leave? I never get how anyone tells people apart here.

>bank holiday
>no plans
D:

>>82274340
man can mean both and adult male or just any person, its a very silly word

>>82274332
But you're complaining about people ordering big boxes, when in reality people order large items that come in big boxes. Your gripe is with the large items, not people "ordering big boxes".

>>82274384
Phwoarr forgot it's a wank woliday get in there

>>82274379
You just gotta spend a lot of time here, lad. Also they outright said they were both leaving and haven't been seen since.

Married and love my wife but I still masturbate to Reddit porn in private. She does not know (I think).

Some men are boob or numb men but I am 100% a cunt man. Nothing fills my penis up with blood like the space between a womans legs. Even now just writing about it I can feel my penis filling up with blood and starting to get hard. A womans soft moist lusting pussy. Lifting up her skirt to reveal.

Truly I am degenerate

>>82274405
Jesus wept it's the same thing you fucking spastic

Think of all lasses eagerly awaiting the vibrators, dildos and clone a willy kits they have ordered.. All packaged with care for delivery in BIG boxes

purposely ordering 10 bags of compost that will leak all over anon's car

>>82274430
Dildos wouldn't come in a 1.5m box and weigh 17kg though would they
>>82274434
*marks as damaged*
Going back to the sender, sorry pal

>>82274430
I wonder how many are shipped out each day across the UK. Tens of thousands probably, millions a year. Lasses just fucking destroying their pussies and arseholes with massive toys, extracting pleasure that regular flesh and blood cocks could never give them. Real men simply can't compete against a 14 inch, coke-can-thickness, perfectly modeled platinum silicone horsecock dildo with built in vibe bullets and cumlube spray tube.

It's so fucking over.

>>82274424
I once ordered a medium sized item, and the seller put it in a large box with lots of packaging foam. I didn't ask him to do that. These things happen.

New thread lad, topical edition

>>82274476

>>82274476

>>82274476

>>82274423
>I am 100% a cunt man.