Thread 81880036

Girdle Ness Lighthouse edishy

Oh my lushingtons x

Nd heres a kino 1 where its dark

Still not ate my strawbos.Its kinda late for it now but am still having them now neways.

One more cuppa then

I need to be more proactive in life. Yes sir.x

Terminal meowtism x

It's so sad R doesn't focus on her appearance as much as she used to. I guess she got fed up of spending hours doing makeup. That's the one thing I noticed with her more recently. Not that it should be an issue. Makeup is just terrible for the environment anyway.

No ID at all. Don't own a phone or camera. Don't leave the house. It's over if this cancer spreads.

Is Dandelion and Burdock good if I like root beer?

>>81880319
Surely there's a way around it.

Also. Leave the house.

>>81880358
I'll never give in to this privacy invasion. I don't use social media.

>>81880387
4chan is social

>>81880436
It doesn't require a name.

>>81880640
I know that. It's still social

Love my christian brothers n sisters across the world x Assyrians x

>>81880649
Morning laddie

Eyes sleepy but brain wide awake

Wat do

12 quid for 6 hours parking in Bath. PISSTAKE.

>>81879338
more of a mars argo person me x

>>81880661
Good morning altho to be desu i meant to go to sleep ages ago but am watching youtube vids on my phone in bed nd i cant help watching another 1 nd another 1 xx

200 grams of FAGEY! 0npercent Greek yogurt with 60 Grams of bio and me thats brekkie pal that gut gut what health and protein

Training back rear delts and biceps today de liddds and 30 minutes cardio

once home from gym will put girl clothes on and watch Star Trek season 4 episode 8 x

>>81880722
Some would call this a Trekkie Brekkie

>>81880710
Woke up at 5 today. Wanted a lye in but oh well.
Looks like it's away to absolutely piss of rain. Weather warning for storms. Let's go.

>>81880722
Just finished watching S1:E22 where Natasha Yar dies. Not right. Not right at all.

>>81880775
She died so she could go do films but failed HORRIBLY the dumb bitch so she gets a redo in yesterday enterprise IIRC?

>>81880734
lmao love it

>>81880783
Preeti gorl i like

>>81880783
Kek. Silly woman. So many actors get too cocky and think they can go on to do bigger and better things. She did return with that romulan clone bullshit in the later episodes I thought that was a bit cheap just to get her back in.
Also not seen enterprise yet I will watch it eventually when I go through the entire series again.

Had sex last night de lads
Sex last night de lads
I had sex last night de lads
Yes sex last night de lads
And it's luuuuush

I sleepy nao. Gdnight friends God bless.x

>>81880798
new super girl for 2026

James Gunn going to give us some DC kino :)
>>81880802
Aye de lad good thing we trekkies get to stay comfy and watch our shows. Are you going through TNG from season 1? I only ever watch from 3 onwards man 3 is where the belters come in

Mummy Kate making you her SON massage those stinky smelly feet after a premier for her new latex slop x

>>81880926
Yes. Bit of a spastic when it comes to watching shows I have to start from the beginning. Starting season 2 soon.

I am a porn addict

I'll never work me. There's just too few jobs and lots of people willing to work for a poverty wage. As if working will get me anywhere in life anyway.

>>81880972
no one cares lad the world moves on whether you try or not

>>81880977
The government seems to keep wanting to take our benefits away. I have to care. No one is going to hire a giga longterm neet.

>>81880989
whatever I have a weekend to enjoy pal take care

>>81880956
keep it to yourself lad
nofap day 9 for me

Wagies can go explore the world if they can even afford that these days. It's better to not work at all and just not have things like holidays and materialism.

Money is an outdated concept anyway, the sooner they figure out a way to get rid of it the sooner we'll all be much happier

>>81880999
Every day a weekend for me. I don't need to wake up early. It's only fair women and immigrants pay for incel men like me.

>>81881031
okay as I said the word carries on whether you bother or not lad.

Average seethie neet mong vs The chad wagie lmao x

I feel like a lot of men are crying out for an institution or culture that facilitates physical and intellectual development with the aim of achieving some kind of moral or spiritual goal.

Im thinking of Catholic Knights hospitaller or Buddhist sohei (warrior monks).

>>81881031
You must have a lot of fun when every day is a weekend. What are your Saturday plans?

>>81881031
Only person paying for you is your poor mother. What a shame.

Morning morning morning all good lads. I hope you slept well and you're not too hungover!
It is pissing down and I am going out with my mate to a fella he knows that has a helicopter for sale or spares so I want to see if I can get some cool parts from it, switches or cool looking parts to have in my garage, maybe I can get a seat from it on a good price.
>>81880722
>once home from gym will put girl clothes on and watch Star Trek season 4 episode 8 x
Morning FootLad. Woah, Star Trek and stockings kinda Saturday for you my leeeeeed hahahaha.

let's all have a fresh start for today

>>81881091
Sleeping and vidya later.

Not been asleep since 2pm yesterday. My sleeping pattern is beyond fucked once again. I cant handle this instability Im going insane.

Feeling quite knackered after that 11k hike yesterday. Had a good 8 hours sleep though which is rare these days. Lovely bit of rain too. Oh it lush x

garn town shortly might even have a wopeyes or spacdonalds

>>81881252
Popeyes is the way to go

Maybe one day I'll just stop automatically saying that I'll attend [event] when I don't want to. Maybe.

>>81881252
>>81881277
Is popeyes some new zoomer thing? Never heard of it

>>81881300
Relatable. I did this yesterday which is forcing me out around 1 today :(

>>81881321
It's an American chicken chain that's popped up everywhere here in the last year or so.
I really like it.

It's a

They're chicken burgers are really good to be honest. And that garlic parmesan sauce is class.

>>81881337
>nearest one 11 miles away
>3.0 rating out of 5
Missing out aren't I. I'll give them a go if I ever see one.

>>81881349
There's 2 relatively close to me. The one that's further away is noticeably better.

>>81880347
It's kinda similar yeah, root beer is better imo, haven't seen either in shops in years

>>81881364
I've just realised that the Popeyes nearest to me is just some paki kebab place anyway. No wonder it has 3 stars. The nearest Popeyes Louisiana is over 30 miles away albeit with a 4.7 rating corr

>>81881383
Oof 30 miles is a bit of a hike though. You in the countryside?

>>81881391
Yea 30 odd miles to Manchester my leeed

>>81881325
Pretty annoying int it. Can't even drink either. What's the bloody point then.

>>81880319
> Don't leave the house
So you can afford 4 pound a month for a decent vpn then

>>81881058
Majority of men are just boomerbrains who think hubbymaxing and mowing the lawn in peace without brown people around is the peak of human achievement and existence. Thy don't want physical and intellectual development, they don't want actual challenges in life, they just want to grill, despite what they may claim.

>>81881337
Oh, we have popeyes now? Had no idea, never seen one before. Closest ones seem to be in Manchester but fuck going there. Hate the place. Just seen that Chick-fil-A has started UK expansion too and I really liked that place when I was over there

The most masculine thing I done ever saw? Simmering a stew.

>>81881470
Even dumber than that. Most humans literally do not think even slightly philosophically. All they do is copy others to fit in and avoid pain seek pleasure. They are just imitators and scarcely full human beings.

Link is a shemale

>>81881552
porn brained weirdo

>>81881575
I'm 2 beers in de lid

>>81881582
fair enough lad, you only get one life, have to think ourselves very lucky, here today, gone tomorrow, everyday above ground is a great day, get it down ya

I have seen things you people would not believe
Endless edge loops in browser windows glowing at 3am
I watched pixels dance like fire across screens in total silence
All those hours lost in time like tabs in the void
Time to release

>>81881058
that's why I am into long distance running. truly the sport of the intellectual man. physical and mental endurance achieving enlightenment. fuck your gymmongs lifting heavy objects

>>81881470
>hubbymaxing and mowing the lawn in peace without brown people around is the peak of human achievement and existence

>>81881470
You should be grateful that it's easy enough to rise to the top. If everyone was developmentmaxxing and philosophising you'd be just 1 of billions

wacon wacon mutty time incoming

Been playing atomfall for the last few weeks. Only clocked 14 hours on it but think I'm done with it. Just doesn't do much for me.
Gunna download jedi survivor. 150 GB is a joke though

>>81881652
>150gb
kin ell

>>81881631
crumpets for me

>>81881657
Just had to delete a bunch of stuff. Need to get a harddrive or whatever for storage desu

>WE
>DO
>FAAAGGOTRY
>yeayeayeayeayeayeaaa
>I GOT ALL MY NIGGAS WITH ME

Now the dust has settled, can Britfeel agree that 14 years of Tory power (we're not talking about Blair and Brown) destroyed and irreparably destroyed the UK?

>>81881686
Thought that was already the consensus? We're not much of a toryboy crowd.

>>81881664
delete alllllll that poorrrrrrrrrrrn

>>81881698
Ps5 de lid

>>81881693
Aye that's true, I mean insofar as they are the sole belligerent of this chaos. Not 'woke' etc or 'loony-lefties'.

>>81881686
no, the damage was done by labour the last time they were in, and now labour have done more damage in a year than in 14 years of conservatives
including plans to destroy universal credit which was the conservatives greatest achievement
many of the bennies posters here would already be dead if the last decade had been under labour, and now many of them will die in the next 4 years

Politicians hate every single one of you

labour only win when there's been sufficient time for a new generation of naive voters
labour destroy, conservatives get blamed and do their best, this is the cycle

Morning lids. Garn sandwich shop for a wacon and egg saunie me. Life's better without the wooze.

We need the boomers to just fucking die. Leave them to perish. LET THEM ROT.

>>81881719
>>81881736
Abso-lutely clueless lads.

>>81881737
Rough AF me. On that electrolyte grind.
Need to go out today too.
Might just sack it off then sack off the booze for good too

>>81881744
you're too young, you'll learn, let us know how you feel after 4 more years

>>81881736
Did we just travel back in time? Nobody would have this opinion unless they lived in 2015. Who turned on the thread time machine?

>>81881738
And tax inheritance to 50%

>>81881737
Your life will soon be over because of the booze lmao fucking goose necked fag almost 40 lmao six feet is where you belong my parasite liiiiid

>>81881749
I despise Labour already, son. Tories are a different beast though. They are a cabal of devils. I will not listen to "b-but all politicians are scallywags". Yes, sure. But not on the level of pure knavishness as the Conservative Party.

>>81881789
waste your vote with someone else then, or vote for conservatives to keep labour out

>>81881796
All your votes are wasted

>>81881796
You must be brained damaged to vote Tory over Labour in my humblest of opinions. This isn't even overlooking the red team.

>>81881813
pretty brain damaged to be voting for ANY of these cunts tbqfh lad lmao

Massive moth landed on my leg in the bathroom
Shrieked like a girl lmfao
Embarrassing
Caught it and let it go outside. Kinda smudged it a bit by accident, hope it isn't damaged. Big sad. Sorry mothfriend I didn't mean to hurt you.

NOOOO DONT PUT ME IN YOUR WET SMELLY MOUTH GIANTESS MARGOTTTTT

>>81881821
Pretty brain-damaged to be apathetic to the fact there are people actively trying to destroy your life and potential for cheap economic gain

Voting Reform me. Big up Nige not voting for Sir Queer.

>>81881840
Mental how male gold diggers exist

>>81881840
She could eat a banana sideways

Once Corbyn gets is ultra left party started then Labour is fucked.

>>81881851
One thing is we might be heading for an era of coalitions if his party and reform become strong (doubt)

>>81881840
What an ugly pig lmao

>>81881840
Was doing 84 hour weeks in my early 20s.
37 all the way these days tho

>>81881856
Due to our first past the post system we could end up with some weird unpredictable results. 4 major parties (Conservative and Reform vs Labour and Corbyn party).

Could end up with a Reform-Tory-DUP alliance next election. Would be weird.

>>81880319
why are you lot spamming this, every time I see it I check gone wild and it still opens just fine

Ruthmong what will you do when you can't access 4 chan? Where will you go for interaction?

>>81881891
>opens just fine

>>81881902
thats been there for ages lad, you have to log in to a reddit account to look at porn, thats not the new yoookay rules. I had a wank yesterday and didn't get asked to upload anything anywhere. Maybe I'm just the chosen one, god's beloved wanker.

>>81881902
That's because you need an account to view those. Always have. Thoughever from next week I am guessing it will start demanding verification. No sir, no thanks. I said noooooo.

>>81881891
>>81881902
Just checked myself, and I can also view it without verification. Same with /r/porn

Actually uploading your picture and photo id to watch porn is wild.

>>81881902
>>81881914
>>81881921

No lads the law starts 25 July

Think I'm gunna make a table dee lads. Am bored

>>81881913
>>81881944
It's being rolled out already, not everyone will get it at the same time

>>81881968
what happens when you click verify? wot does it ask u

>>81881749
>>81881789
>>81881796
The solution is the Lib Dems
>Lib Dems would join a customs union with the EU to boost the economy, creating good jobs for young Brits
>Lib Dems want to sort out the NHS and adult social care
>Lib Dems want to introduce proportional representation so that parliament will be actually representative of people's views
It just makes sense

>>81881984
Takes me to Persona for photo scan

>>81881997
damn thats actually mad that, will we have to do that for 4chan? lmao

6 days until britfeel is kill. Kinell lads

>>81881997
upload a picture of your arse and see if it can estimate the age kek

>>81882004
Nah 4chan will never implement this, we'll have to see if it gets blocked or not

>>81881968
Some sites already started the checks already the law is by 25th july, I'm just saying the law hasn't officially taken effect

Can you still bypass it by putting old. in the url

>>81882014
would they implement it just for yookay users? or would we all just vanish? I tried a vpn for this place once and I couldn't post ffs

>>81882020
kiwifarms tell brits to use a VPN or TOR

brinnies frantically building up their porno bank. I might actually quit porn with this.

>>81882019
Just redirects you
>>81882020
>would they implement it just for yookay users
Doubt they care to do that. If it gets blocked you'll need VPN + pass to post

>>81881762
Don't your parents own a house then?

>>81882031
ffs i ate technology, gonna have to have a right faff about with this crap UGH

>pay to post on 4chan
god this country just gets worse and worse why is existing so expensive now ive got to PAY for 4chan, just let me die already I dont want this future, everything is just cost cost cost cost pay for this tax for that ffs

Me?
Ill just spaff to one of the many stocking/nylon try on hauls on youtube

>>81882032
If anything, I'll be watching more porn if I don't have britfeel to distract me.

>>81881686
Nothing good came from 14 years of tory power, but nothing good came from 13 years of labour power before, or 1 year of labour power after

>>81882044
Reckon you'll need ID for those age restricted youtube vids too

Will Helper get pissed up and have a melty later? It Friday after all...

>>81882059
it saturday lid

>>81882045
think this will still exist just have to use a vpn and buy a gay pass, or it'll exist on sharty, or britfeel will be fractured and there wont be enough anons and it will crumble.

gonna be grim though, everyone will be celebrating us being gone and will laugh at us

>>81882078
we had a good run x

>>81881968
A/B testing

>>81882053
Well guess I'll be quitting the Internet soon

How are you lads coping with the reality that in the future, brown people and islamism will be the top demographic and ruling theology, that will make its way into government policy? This is our fate. I'm not coping well.

>>81882085
been here since 2013, not sure how im going to adjust to not having 4chan or britfeel potentially, I dont think it'll have a good outcome because I use this place to socialise as I have 0 friends so I think I'll be insaneschizohermitmaxxing

Lollers will find away around this mess

>>81882096
britfeel gone, country gone, yep its the collapse of rome all over again but there is no big collapse, just a quiet whimper as the flame is snuffed out

I shall miss some of you.
Others less so

>>81882096
It's all just so repulsive.

If a site refuses to comply, Ofcom can issue fines of up to 18 million. If those are ignored, it can take the case to court. The court can then order UK internet providers to block access to the site. To avoid this, some websites might choose to block UK users entirely rather than deal with the new rules.

Sent a text to my gf that was meant for someone at work, nothing that bad really, but I think I've given her the ick because she hates swearing, and this is someone I swear a lot with.

I actually dont know what the fuck im going to realistically do you know, when we got hacked it genuinely gave me an underlying anxiety for days, despite having irl responsibilities and stuff to get on with but idk this place is a constant that has been here for well over a decade, I dont like sharty either its full of teens on there and I hate basedjaks. Not good de lids not looking good.

just make porn illegal

>>81882129
Cool it with the antisemitism bro

>>81882114
Who we sending to defend and represent us for 4 chan in court?
Only right it's helper lad desu
Think shippy would be sweating in a courtroom, and that's no good

>>81882114
Would making all boards blue boards solve the problem? Get rid of any NSFW content entirely

morning de lids oh it's mornin de lats
yeah good morning de lats a cheeky morning de lits

>>81882140
lmao stood there with a creased shirt not tucked in with beads of sweat on his bald spot, or sean with his little peado stach grown for special occasions

>>81882114
It's clearly an attack on the freedom of 4chan under the guise of "children".

>>81882121
I think this retarded law is just going to do the opposite of its intention and just drive people deeper into the dark side of the web in order to find kindred spirits. It's not good for anyone.

Love porn me. Not addicted and don't watch every day but I appreciate an attractive white woman taking a white cock.
There was a program on BBC1 last night about these two female wing walkers and you wouldn't believe the arses on them. Almost had a stiffy I couldn't look away. Made me proper horney it did.

>>81882121
BN?

Anyway that was a weird fucking period. The first 2 days I had some really long shifts at work so it didn't matter too much, but on day 3 I was genuinely close to a panic attack, because the longer it went on, the longer it looked like it would be forever. That said, for the first few days I was insane productive, of course I had YouTube to procrastinate with but it just wasn't the same. I was watching entire films without looking at my phone once. In a way though it also felt good, like I was 'free'. Everything else in life seemed so much more real, without that constant distraction there. There was another forum I used to post on daily for 2-3 years from 2014 to 2017, although by the end activity had really fallen off a cliff, and I managed to move on from that

>>81882114
Good. The sooner 4chan dies, the better. Maybe a safe for work alternative will crop up, which would probably be better. And there are alternative social media sites too.

>>81882170
He wouldn't format a post like that.

If they decide to block UK users I will actually set up our own britfeel website
No need to panic guys x

>>81882172
I thought that too, but who else has been here a decade? Maybe he meant 4chan in general rather than /britfeel/. I could reluctantly live without the rest of 4chan, as long as I've got /britfeel/

>>81882173
Probably wouldn't even cost that much to run either

>>81882173
Can't be trusted. If one lad from here runs the show it'll just be a dictatorship who will eventually ban people and censor.

>>81882142
Probably not, as the government is clearly aiming for 4chan from the start.

>>81882173
let me know where to point it lollers lad

>>81882173
You know full well it wouldn't be the same, and I wouldn't trust a website run by someone part of the community. It's alright here because /britfeel/ is just one thread of many on 4chan. It's bad enought the janny is a regular

>>81881996
Only thing I worry about is the lib dems opening the floodgates back up on immigration

>>81882153
it did just that when we got hacked, was on 8kun and sharty ffs, grim places
>>81882170
not BN, just another spacker, I just ended up on fucking sharty then got frustrated it was so slow and then I just felt a bit sad for a while then just felt more alone in the end as I didn't want to post on the alternatives.

>>81882190
NTA but I have been here at least 10 years at this point bar a few months ban for threatening to kill Poley one time.

>>81882196
Exactly. I won't trust a site run by autists with a vested interest, I don't mind 4chan because the admins are distant and run it like a business

>>81882193
Would be cheap mate
>>81882196
>>81882201
Nobody else is going to make an alternative just for us, it's either that or use an existing site and they all suck
>>81882199
Stick around let's see if we get blocked first x

>>81882199
Do you own britfeel.co.uk too?

Don't see how it doesn't get blocked desu. It the end of an era. Shan't be going to any alternative, this place is a bad habit anyway.

I'm downloading my favourite gooning material just in case. Falling into an Islamic theocracy where porn is banned unfortunately.

>>81882203
Maybe we should have sensible immigration. Don't let in everybody, especially not criminals or violent people. But we could let in people who have skills that are genuinely useful to the UK. Or people who have the means and intention to start a big business in the UK, which would provide lots of jobs.

>>81882224
no just the .com i've owned it for years

>>81882230
If the big porn sites require age verification then you could just torrent porn, simple as.

>>81882231
Such an objectively right opinion and yet no party will provide it.
Almost like they don't have our best interests at heart...

>>81882231
sensible immigration would be net negative.

>>81882231
That's what I've been hoping for. Just a good points-based system would do. Make the threshold pretty high. I was looking at austria's immigration process a while back and their requirements seem fairly up there https://www.migration.gv.at/en/types-of-immigration/permanent-immigration/very-highly-qualified-workers/

Literally no reason to let anyone in. The only exception would be diplomats and very very exceptional cases

>>81882263
>Literally no reason to let anyone in.
There's plenty of people who'd be net positives to the country. Instead the government just allows any Bomalian with zero skills and their 22 dependents to move right into a council house.
I definitely understand the feeling of shutting down all immigration after seeing what's happened over the past 30 years but it's not actually sensible.

>>81882253
Also if you're not in the 'very highly skilled' bracket there's one for areas that have skill shortages https://www.migration.gv.at/en/types-of-immigration/permanent-immigration/skilled-workers-in-shortage-occupations/
Those two systems combined seem reasonable. Better than importing grooming gangs at least...

can we not kick out a few million while were at it

>>81882235
Just done a domain whois. It's not been registered yet
Neither has britfeel.uk

>>81882279
>skill shortages
This is a slippery slope. yookay's one includes hairdressers and kebab shop workers.
Just let the labour market do its job, the government attempting to intervene to lower pay isn't a good idea.

Is pornhub meant to be blocked yet? I can still goon on pornhub and reddit.

I dont think we need uber eats

>>81882305
Reddit verification for UK users will start next Friday

>>81882276
>but it's not actually sensible.
yeah it is, even those '''''skilled''''' people, while not opening commiting violent crimes on the street, will still be subversive.

SeasideARMY has a nightmare assault on its hands to finally exorcise the DWP from the New World. Only place to land our ships to assault their city is on a heavily overlooked cove and they were waiting with cannon, the horselids sacrificed themselves to rush them but now the rest of the SeasideSOLDERS have to face a grim ascent under heavy musket fire. Everyone gets luxury kebab wrap if they get up there.

Dont know what I'm gonna do if this place gets banned. Its my own socialisation, apart from my job but I only really go out out with coworkers on special occasions like Christmas. Shitposting here on Friday nights with a bevvie and a pizza is what gets me through the week.

>>81882059

Nah can't drink this weekend as I have to go woctors on Monday.

>Each Afghan selected for the resettlement scheme has brought with them an average of 8 family members. One Afghan brought 22 family members with him.

>In UK law 'family member' has no clearly defined legal meaning and the Supreme Court ruled explicitly that is does not require blood or legal relation.

>All will receive government support following resettlement and those included on the leaked list will be able to claim a 50,000 pound lump sum compensation package.

Vile DWP not sending their own, they wrangle poor benniemongs and press them under threat of a 24 month benefit sanction then send them against their own NEET kin. They'd join the SeasideARMY in a second if their taskmasters were gone. The lids now ascending the first hill and there are Seasiders engaged as two other groups move around the side of the hill for a cheeky flank. It all kicking off.

House to myself. Might get dominos for lunch i might coooorrrrr.

>>81882426
>All will receive government support following resettlement and those included on the leaked list will be able to claim a 50,000 pound lump sum compensation package.
If British doleys got 50k they would just buy weed with it.

>>81882279
I fully disagree with this, it never gives the natives a chance to fill the gap themselves, fucking them over with cheaper faster immigration

Me? I'll just upload a selfie I don't give a fuck.

>>81882426
And remember, all of this was supposed to be kept from the public. It was only following the leak that a judge overturned it.

Makes you wonder how many other similar schemes are going on right now that the public and even most MPs are not even allowed to know about. Absolutely fucking insane. I know it's banal to say at this point, but the UK government literally does not have any legitimacy.

>>81882451
Me too. Not arsed if they have a selfie of me and they know I use 4chan. What are they gonna do, tell people? I'll happily tell people myself I use this gay website

I went of r/uk for the first time to see what's it like as a potential replacement. Dear God, never again.

>>81882458
You lads don't get it
4chan isn't gonna add the verification systems, they'll just block UK visitors most likely

>>81882468
This. They don't care that much to include a workaround specifically for UK users. 4chan will simply stop being a website accessible in the UK. It fucking sucks. I hate the fucking totalitarian shitshow government we have so fucking much.

>>81882445
Really depends whether the native population can keep up with the demand on the roles. The good thing about points-based immigration is the scale can always slide up or down on how many points gets you in. If we don't need to import talent, make the requirements crazy high. The existence of immigration doesn't have to imply flooding the country with xenos.

I wasn't taking about 4chan I was talking about porn sites. If 4chan blocks UK then whatever. Not really fucked.

>>81882486
I know that xhamster is definitely going to add verification which is annoying as fuck.

>>81882486
Why on earth would you give porn sites your face instead of simply using a VPN?

>>81882486
I'm the opposite, I already have a very easy workaround for porn, but 4chan only being accessible by VPN would be shit.

>>81882426
mental, are taxes going to go up because of this? eye watering how much they government steal from me a month and I fucking work for them which is why I do no work ever.

>>81882501
Why do I care? The porn sites I use probably won't even bother with verification. I don't use slop like Pornhub.

The first hill taken. We move everyone to a cliff above our major objective - a fort - once that is gone all of the town and eventually the region will be free from yoke of the DWP. Full rate pip coming on so strong.

>>81882513
I have got to get on this game, one of the total wars innit with some mod

On that yahoo strawberry milk grind me. It lush x

>>81882508
All porn is slop

>>81882517

*yazoo strawberry milk

>>81882515
Empire with Darth Mod. Playing the Road to Independence campaign which is a nice change of pace from the main game mode.

>>81882518
Yeah that's why I enjoy wanking to it.

Does life feel like it's getting worse. Draconian governments stopping us from using websites when we're grown adults and should have the freedom to do what we want. Thouands of imkmuirants landing on our shores daily. The cost of living at unprecetned levels. Wages not really increased in over 20 years. Hard to stay positive de lids.

>>81882517
Me? I'm having a wovefe. Black, no sugar.

>>81882539
The rise of Islam is the most worrying to be honest. Taking people in from countries like Afghanistan is ridiculous. None of them want to integrate with British culture at all and a lot of them can't even speak English to a reasonable level.

>>81882539
>Does life feel like it's getting worse
Yes
It's called growing up xx

We try to gwarn to the Beehive but it swarming with the DWP bastards, they hiding till the last moment and they rain death on my poor lids; they all scrambling to position. This is NOT right, they use nasty ambush tactics against the good SeasideARMY.

>>81882485
My point is that they never give the natives enough time to keep up with the demand. For example, welders, electricians, lorry drivers, these are just a few examples I can think of from the top of my head where where there was high demand and rising wages, but it takes years for the natives to learn the skills, so the government flooded the demand with immigrants within 6 month, leaving the natives learning something that no longer has any high demand.

>The existence of immigration doesn't have to imply flooding the country with xenos.
Yet we do, to the tune of over half a million a year! And that's the LEGAL immigrants!

All them legal immigrants working Deliveroo are definitely essential.

>>81882530
looks like a fun game, cor imagine doing this irl that would require massive balls, always wanted a musket me

>>81882565
Sometimes I wonder why there are no paid government initiatives to learn a trade. Like I'd be happy right now to learn to be an electrician or plumber. But who will pay my council tax, my rent, my bills etc. So I'm forced to keep doing my shit job.

>>81882539
The country is 100% on the decline, society and relationships are breaking down, the whole thing seems like it's just a race to the bottom of the barrel.

>>81882580
There are but they're for 18 - 25 year olds mostly. I've aged out of them.

>>81882585
>The country is 100% on the decline
You can just tell really. Everyone is angry 24/7. Probably social media doesn't help

>>81882580
We used to have apprenticeships that provided some support, but it seems the government somehow managed to fuck that up too.

can't join the navy with a bleeding arsehole

What we need is more foreigners buying up multiple houses on a street, turning them into HMOs and shoving 20 unwashed illiterate middle eastern men in them to cause tensions with the local residents.

>>81882588
Why cant someone in their 30s learn a trade? why is it 18 to 25 year olds

>>81882580
>government
>providing any sort of funding for citizens, let alone actual natives

>>81882577
Can only imagine the terror you'd feel as you try to fumble and put a new bullet into a muzzle loading musket or rifle as bits of cannon and bullets and the threat of horses rips at your mind even if you did have cover to hide in. Don't like war, me.

They finally send proper DWP workers instead of poor benniemong thralls. You can tell as the poor benniemongs just get a grey uniform whilst the DWP get best white cotton shirts and best muskets.

>>81882598
The second part of this plan is gaslighting the local residents and calling them racist when they complain.

>>81882600
No idea mate but that's the way a lot of these skillup schemes are like. I guess they see over 25s as too far gone?

>>81882426
I'm just laughing at this now. It doesn't matter anymore anyway. We're so fucked lads.

SEASIDE UPDATE

Saturday midday uploads

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_spZJPSjyKo

>helper phoning the non emergency line for piles
lmao
if the blood is bright red then you've nothing to worry about

We could do with those deliveroo and uber jobs back, our Computer Science graduates need jobs desperately right now

>>81882605
trying to reload your musket and someones head gets split in half next to you because muskets are .75 calibre and the equivalent of a 12g with less velocity. Actual poo your pants moment when you see them raising their muskets knowing you might be very fucked in .2 seconds. Cor imagine actually going at them with a bayonet as well that would be beyond grim.

>>81882626
Computer science has always been a meme degree. Have a cousin who did one 25 years ago and couldn't find a job either, ended up working in the bookies which he now manages.

porn addiciton is what I wake up for de lids x

Constant stalemate in my gaff over the dishes.

>>81882642
you should try nofap
really makes your bollox radiate

>>81882642
Riley has a really nice pussy. I love the way it grips cocks, looks like it feels really good. I liked when she had her bangs.

>>81882282
.uk is a weird one, there's some rules around who can register them, can't remember what it is exactly, i think you need to also own the .co.uk or something like that

>>81882643
No dishwasher? Pure poverty that is

>upload selfie to 18+ checker
>'we were unable to automatically verify your age, one of our customer support staff will Facetime you shortly'
>'Incoming call.. +91..'
>'Saar please look inTOO the ca-ma-ra'
>'Saar you have to hold still your head'
>manager joins call
>unintelligible indian chattering
>'Saar you do not cooooperate we will now disable your ISP'

It was tough to wank through all of this lads porn isn't what it used to be

>>81882659
this didn't happen but I want it to be real lmao

>>81882426
If we don't help out those Afghans then they might get killed by the Taliban, because remember, these are Afghans who helped out the British during the War in Afghanistan.

Maybe we just shouldn't have invaded Afghanistan in the first place.

>>81882623
corr that is lush that is

>>81882630
Only benefit in retrospect is that at least you didn't have to deal with 20th or 21st century weaponry. Being an infantryman gets worse and worse with every passing era.

We take the Beehive, DWP regiment eventually broke and run whilst the lids chase up to take forward positions overlooking them. The enemy fort and the key to taking Quebec soon upon us. Brave lids in the hats aren't even professional soldiers; they're more like auxiliaries but they do SeasideARMY proud. We secured the beaches but now we must secure the benches and then the pub gardens.

>>81882654
britfeel.gov.uk is where it's at

>>81882671
unironically send in lord miles, the taliban respect and listen to miles, the home office do not recognise his influence. I bet lord miles could sort out something where they can stay in afghan and not be killed by the ''talibros''

>>81882593
>Probably social media doesn't help
It doesn't, but the solution is not to ban social media, that's just hiding the underlying issue.

For me it's stronghold crusader

>>81881996
Maybe if their leader wold stop poncing about doing gay boomer "twee" shit for tiktok while the country burns, people would be more likely to vote for them

>>81882596
Normally you get that after joining the navy.

gwarn de weehive de lids

>>81882671
There are no mass reprisals happening. The only evidence of anything happening was the Taliban arrested and executed 300 former government officials and kidnapped an additional 14. That's it. That's the sum total and they did it in their first week of being in power. There simply are not any repurcussions for the tens of thousands of random rural village folk who passed (dodgy) info to coalition forces in exchange for taxpayer money. It's a huge lie that's being told by people who think that the UK really really really really really really really needs to bring in 150k more Afghans and have them live on benefits for some reason.

"The government has so far spent 400m on the scheme to relocate Afghans.

But the total cost of relocating all Afghans is expected to rise to around 5.5-6bn, according to the government."

6bn, what the fuck...

>>81882710
It's a 7bn pound scheme, lad. That's more than the cost of both our aircraft carriers combined LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Not to mention the continuing bennies bill that these people will suck up for their entire lives.

>>81882711
>>81882710
Luckily our national media is all over this scandal

>>81882687
Big remake coming soon for that game my lid. They're adding new enemy AI's and a whole heap of other stuff. Is it your favourite?

We finally at the hill overlooking the enemy fortress. They allied with Native Seethers to kill good lids, they're despicable! They're irredeemable. They scalp people for fun and that's not right and to teach them a lesson we bring the cannons ALL the way up to fire on them from above.

>>81882710
how much did they take away from farmers again?

>>81882710
Well at least I know what my upcoming income tax rise will go towards hahahah

Is there a single sentient person in the country who with a straight face would deny how thoroughly the power elite in this country have torched their legitimacy? Is there anyone left failing to understand the seriousness of the consequences?

The upshot of the Afghan resettlement scheme leak is that there's effectively no constraint on government which is meaningful. Public opinion is irrelevant. There's little real difference between parties anyway. The media, when not utterly compliant/complicit can just be gagged. Money's no object when it's a thing that the power elite genuinely wishes. The books can be cooked and cans can be kicked. There are plenty of institutions, not to mention custom and tradition, that ought to prevent this happening because it's so nationally alien and wrong. But none of them work. That is definitionally what is meant when people say that normal politics as a valid way of solving collective action problems has come to an end.

>>81882671
>If we don't help out those Afghans then they might get killed by the Taliban
Literally won't happen. The Taliban are desperate to be seen as a legitimate government and want international recognition, basically everyone else involved before got an amnesty.

"an independent review, known as the Rimmer review, commissioned by the Defence Secretary John Healey found: "It is highly unlikely that merely being on the spreadsheet would be grounds for an individual to be targeted."

>>81882757
smeghead

>>81882744
Meh, it seems like the majority of people are for it. Or at least dont care enough to get mad about it.

>>81882744
Obviously you're basically right about most of this but don't quite grasp the core concepts.

>Legitimacy
They government don't have/need/want legitimacy, they have an army and the police, that's their power source.

>the rest of your post
Of course the UK isn't a functioning democracy, no country is, but at least with countries like China, they don't pretend to be, and they are their citizens interests at heart.

>>81882744
I'm sure you will still find plenty on reddit with their head in the sand.

The media push this false narrative about the Taliban that they are some savage barbarians who want to just slaughter tens of thousands of people. Couldn't be further from the truth, they are just reasonable people who want NATO to fuck off and leave them alone

As someone old enough to remember before social media, it definitely was better. The world had an air of mystery.

Every single one of you will have forgotten about this by this time next month.
*taps the sign*

>>81882785
That's true of the internet in general. You can find out 99.99% of things at the touch of a button now. Even something like a complete street map of the entire UK was something beyond my wildest dreams when I was younger. In theory you could collect every single OS map, but that would cost over a grand and now you can just go on google maps and zoom in at will

>>81882781
There's a slight CHANCE thoughs! So now we'll spend 7bn to mitigate that slight chance. It's a moral imperative.

>>81882785
The world has gotten smaller sadly, which I honestly do believe is partly, or maybe even majorly, caused by mass social media adoption.

>>81882789
Something does happens, the government gets that little bit more abusive, the media becomes that little bit less trustworthy, the people are that little bit less happy, the country gets that little bit worse.

Bloody Seethies coming right at our squadron of forest rangers. They're on their last legs now as they've suffered extended artillery bombardment and their best melee fighters are now fertiliser. Once this lot are dead we have to attempt to rush to fort to take the cify.

You work so Afghans don't have to x

>>81882820
Is SeasideSETTLER descended from the heroic SeasideSULTAN who sadly perished during his campaign against the tyranny of the DWP?
This lore just keeps expanding

>>81882785
There was forums and IRC channels doing their own thing, now its all homogenised "discord" or "subreddits" which have to comply with the site wide """rules""". You can't post anything outside the accepted thoughts there. In a way the chans are the only thing left really, aside from a few forums here and there with dwinlding numbers because there isn't any way for new people to find the forums so they eventually just die off.

>>81882841
The forums of old were the same though. There'd always be that one power janny mod who would ban you from the forum. Or the users with 10,000+ posts who got preferential treatment because they joined earlier than everyone else.

>>81882726
Remake is out now lad https://store.steampowered.com/app/3024040/Stronghold_Crusader_Definitive_Edition/
>Is it your favourite?
Reckon it is yeah. Couldn't get into 4x games like total war myself. And I always loved a good castle siege. This remake is pure nostalgia.

You lads think "she" has a willy? Big hairy fella in a wig? It was in a mens toilets.

>>81882785
I did misread your post, you meant the world in general. I don't remember a "pre-internet" world, I was born 1993 and was on the internet since around 2001 when I started gaming and posting on forums.

Up until around 2007 it felt more like a separate entity, internet culture didn't leak into the real world much, you could say the biggest internet meme out loud in a crowded place and likely nobody would get it at all or very few would. Now the world is fully "blended" if you get what I mean

>>81882857
True, I think its more the politicisation of the internet. Nobody gave a shit about politics back then, it was a niche topic at all, maybe at worse you had some 9/11 truthers and stuff, now every "community" on discord and reddit is filled with politics and political rules

>>81882841
>a few forums here and there with dwinlding numbers

>>81882884
I think it's because normies started using the internet and they're obsessed with politics and taking sides. Between the 90s and early 2000s, the internet was just for shitposting, memes and basically having fun. Now it's serious business.

me? im sad that cryptids have all been debunked basically because of cameras everywhere and the internet, at this point youd expect to have seen le bigfoot and skinwalkers

>>81882895
cannot stand people who whinge about the rain, unl;ess they're a farmer and it actually fucks their livelihood of course. But boomermongs elsewhere can get fucked

>>81882857
>There'd always be that one power janny mod who would ban you from the forum
I was one of 4 mods on a forum with 15,000 members before. One of the other mods was a Jew who desperately tried to get me removed, but he pissed off the admin so much that he eventually got banned himself and made the admin into an anti-semite kek

Grown man throwing a temper tantrum over seeing a single drop of rain falling from the sky

>>81882623
bike getting one last chance guys
yeah, one last chance

>>81882895
What a whingey fugg, 20 years of complaining, why does he stay?

>>81882917
can't believe I'm being forced against my will to wear a jacket

>>81882859
I've got to get this my lid. Only fifteen quid is a bargain to be honest with you,
>>81882834
SeasideSULTAN got SeasideSMOKED. :(

>>81882917
I miss the rain, been a bit of a dry year this. Only been out with a hood up a couple of times this year ffs, love going out when its proper rainy.

>>81882884
>>81882897
Smartphones were a big leap too. Even the most obsessed people could at max spend 6 hours a day on the computer on schooldays, now everyone is connected to the internet every waking moment. You never really feel 'offline now' because you get notifications and can choose to pick up your phone at a moment's notice. The internet overall felt a lot better where it was a community of a small minority.

Unfortauntely baring a solar flare we can never go back.

>>81882897
Love these images btw mate.

I think its mostly inorganic, since there is so many easy to mainuplate "normies" and boomies it has nefarious parties pushing their agenda, its common knowledge that political entites and businesses use astroturfing online, I think reddit/facebook/twitter is 90% inorganic bot/shill posting these days, making you feel a certain way and making you vote a certain way.

Its not even a schizo theory anymore, its pretty much blatantly obvious and theres enough proof around to support it

Things are going to keep getting worse. I reckon in a year or two you'll have police officers wearing balaclavas routinely.

>>81882930
He's been AWOL for the past 5 weeks, I know he went on holiday so perhaps he's still in Italy, but he basically moans every 3 days and has done for the past 3 years. Often describes the weather as 'wrist-slittingly bad'

>>81882744
Just look at Ofgem, an organization supposedly meant to protect energy consumer, yet is completely toothless to protect custoemrs. The 6 CEOs of the big energy companies have more influence than pile of crap ofgem is that perfectly sums up the state of government

>>81882550
It all richard dawkins fault tbqh nd since the uk is a Christian country nd it still is Indeed. It wouldnt have been hard to find refugees since christians are persecuted everywhere like yemen, nigeria, the Congo wongo,,Sri lanka, so its not like there is a shortage of refugees who would have appreciated our ways more bt since the gov is satanic n hates everything good n pure they skip right over that nd grab these weird creepy islamo mongos who hate the country neway nd smell rly bad. But since because of christopher hitches who jst like Steve jobs ruined the world but then didn't have to live in it nd r. Dawkins n all the rest of it ppl will be likenthat now "it doesn't matter" "it's just a religion it doesn't matter what they believe in" Our instincts for self preservation was eroded on purpose however even Worse whether u believe in God or not the reason we have such good hospitals nd universities nd churches nd everything here is to emulate God's kingdom in this world using the church nd using our faith in order for heaven to colonise the earth nd hence opening hospitals to heal thr sick like jesus said but now ppl don't give a shite about each other as they've lost the sense of interacting with eternal souls rather than jst bags of flesh that use social medias. Its very dire. But the British ppl English welsh nd yes even Scottish nd even Irish North n south abandoned God so its not surprising that Satan owns our islands now. Thats what happens. I love my christian brothers n sisters across the country n across the world. Pray for our wee country we need it.x

>>81882939
There was a time when the internet was around but it was difficult to be fully connected 24/7. Back in 2003 we used MSN Messenger but you needed to be on a laptop or PC. Phones couldnt do it. If it stayed like that, I reckon the world would be a better place.

>mate introduces me to a girl
>recently out of a long term relationship
>take her out for a few drinks
>every other story involves her ex
>tell her she's obviously not over him yet
>she breaks down crying and agrees
>walk her home and tell her to take time to find herself before jumping into dates
>kisses me and thanks me for being so kind
>mate calls me a retard for not just fucking her brains out
I feel like I did the right thing here. If by some miracle she doesn't just hop straight back onto the cock carrousel I might take her out again in a couple months.

Honestly, I would trust an AI robotic dictatorship more than I would humans at this point. Especially if it were to give me UBI and a free robot waifu

>>81882959
>It all richard dawkins fault tbqh
"Actually I think its the government deciding to let in a million foreigners a year from the shittiest parts of the world."

>>81882965
>she doesn't just hop straight back onto the cock carrousel

she will

>I might take her out again in a couple months.
doubt it as she will be fucking other blokes, you did the right thing though I fink.

>>81882884
This rly made me feel something. The ancient world of 2006 is so different from.now that it's like a dream that meowhaps didn't happen neways. I miss when normal ppl ddnt have an email address or save memes

>>81882984
Yea I reckon she's the type that just can't be alone. If I'd been on a longer dry spell I might've played along but she's a nice girl and I felt bad for her.

Ever had one of those longterm mates who finds a gf/bf then just basically ghosts you?

What a wonderful afternoon is it not sir? The rains have finally blown in and are giving the grounds a much needed soak. I saw you managed to miss lunch you were so busy playing with your favourite figurines so we've salvaged something to your taste from the kitchen. A lovely sedative soup keeps you womfy and lucid does it not?

>>81882965
Yeah you did the right thing. Probably 50/50 as to whether you get another chance.
You're a good lad.

>>81883023
Every single one of them pal

>>81883027
> The rains have finally blown in and are giving the grounds a much needed soak
Oh no, don't tell >>81882895 this guy

>>81883023
This is just what males do, her mates become his mates kek literally every single time

>>81882895
I thought it's actually been a pretty dry spring and summer so far, or have I somehow purged the daily torrential rain from memory?

>>81883050
I love the rain.
There are more places in the world with dogshit amounts of rainfall whilst we're blessed with a plentiful flow of it. Just wish we had more trees to not only capture that heat and moisture but also give us more shade for when it really hot. It's unfair we call rain 'shit weather'.
Sleeping when there a thunderstorm or heavy rain is one of the most comforting things ever, cocoon effect coming on strong.

>>81883069
Yea... I was feeling the same. I don't think it rains nearly as much as we like to think and I'm outside nearly every day so I'd definitely realize it.

Chatting to my mate. Both in our mid 20s and live at home with parents in London suburbs. Both work and saving wonga. His plan is to buy a house in bumfuck nowhere UK. He's entirely driven by the want to buy a house. He's on 23k. Reckons he can get a house for 100k in Spalding etc. Is he being a retard or is he making a wise financial decision? To reiterate, he's obsessed with buying a property.

>>81883069
Very dry. Barely had to mow the lawn over the summer so far, just not enough water.

I dont think men and women can just be friends. There's always a sex aspect of it.

>>81883060
I have a hypothesis for this. Over their lifetime men change far more than women. As teenagers we were wild, childish and full of bravado. As we grew older we had to get serious, find jobs and provide for a family. Women don't have this. They mature fairly early on and turn into boring humans interested in superficial shit to which they attribute all their emotions. This does not change until they hit their menopause. Because of this difference, the mates you grew up with as a teenager will naturally drift away to other groups of friends or their own family that suits their interest. Women on the other hand tend to stick with their high school friends for life because they haven't changed a bit. On top of that I'd add that men are far better at going solo than women, hence they'd struggle to give up on a friendship group through a need for emotional support. Thank you for reading my dissertation.

Currently gooning to the women's athletics on BBC.

>>81883089
If he moved to the middle of nowhere he will struggle to get a job. Living in London is better for jobs

Bar of galaxy all melted because my room's 31c. Not my fault games turn my pc into a jet engine.

>>81883104
Same, unless they really aren't attracted to each other. I was mates with a fat lass for years because I had zero attraction to her. I assume she felt the same because I'm quite hideous.

Corr, very very nice. This lass must be making a nice bit, cheapest thing she sells is 4quid. Uses brand ingredients { kinder, oreo, galaxy, malteasers}, but still I bet it's a nice profit.

>>81883107
must be a tough goon session when it's been like this for past 10 minutes pal..

>>81883069
he live in Aberdeen though

Currently gooning to the men's golf on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_paMydP88kI

>>81883137
Got some porn on me phone inbetween the women mate.

>>81883023
this was actually me because I was naive and didn't realise her controlling behavior and waited for me to love her then pressured me to drop them and then a year later I dropped her because shes mental and now I just have no mates, no family near me and no gf and I just cba. I deserve all of it for being a mong.

>>81883151
Did you send a selfie to verify your age?

Insane how almost all transactions on Earth go through just a few servers

>>81883121
Playing a disc game on PS5 legit sounds like there's a fucking earthquake entirely localised to my boxroom.

Too many ugly black women on the athletics. Femke Bal is cute.

>>81883129
>I assume she felt the same because I'm quite hideous.
I was mates with a woman I didn't find attractive either. We had common interests but I didn't find her attractive, therefore I had no reason to think about sex with her even though I hung out with her. She was single at the time. After she found a boyfriend, she basically stopped hanging out with me and we speak maybe once a year now. We used to hang out quite a lot.

I can only assume she liked me but just never said anything and was waiting for me to say something

>>81883034
why did he 'do the right thing'

>The red sky approaches the Sultan's fortress.
Your reign is over.

>>81882965
You should have just brutalised the bitch with your cock. Fuck sake. Shoved your erect cock up her arsehole without consent whilst fingering her wet pussy. She would have loved that. Fucking whore.

If you accidentally killed someone, do you think your brain would even register it as real? Like do you think forever onwards you'd be in a permanent state of anxiety that that police would catch up with you, or would the incidient be so far fetched that you just think to yourself "that must have been a dream there's no way that actually happened" and just get on with your life

>>81883198
>>81883208
Do you ever sit and wonder why you're a virgin?

>>81883213
get on with it innit. I think "lifelong guilt" is a massive meme

>>81883216
You think I typed that with any shred of sincerity? Mong.

>>81883213
probably the second option, i cant unkill someone, id recognise it, fully accept it then move on with life and hope plod dont get me

>>81883219
I did think that yea. This is r9k after all. Apologies for missing the sarcasm pal.

>>81883216
I'm not a virgin, she'll go and shag other blokes, so it's not like him shagging her or not makes any difference

Years ago, there was this bloke that I had a suspicion had raped a woman, I don't mean that I thought he probably did it, but a solid 20% chance at least. Later on I found out that he didn't

>>81883272
Always love a happy ending.

>>81883229
I doubt he was being sarcastic, he's obviously trying to bait anons into an argument.

>>81883272
Why don't you rape someone, anon? Something to do, innit?

>>81883291
You have clearly never felt the loving embrace of a non consenting woman's arse clenching your cock.

>>81883272
Were you disappointed when you found out?

whydontyouanon now on the rape line, grim

>>81883302
You should watch "that scene" in Irreversible.

>>81883319
Corrrr! Have that on Blu-ray. It includes an alternate cut where it plays like a normal film too. Quite enjoy watching Monica Bellucci get fucked.

Imagine this is Eva bouncing on your cock. What an experience.

Might get a supermarket job lads. I worked in one before so I might do it again. Have you guys done supermarket work? Did you think it was alright?

I think the main thing that would annoy me about the shop I might apply to is their music. They play dog shit music all the time.

>>81883375
I imagine eva would only like missionary and occasionally doggy if she was very very drunk

>>81883377
Yeah I used to work in Asda but got the sack for slapping women in the pussy instead of their arse. Not my fault I can't tell the difference.

>>81883385
She'll like whatever I tell her to like. I'll fuck her so hard it'll cure her autism.

Garn get me new woffee table later. Oh aye.

>>81883375
>Imagine this is Eva bouncing on your cock. What an experience.
Where are the other set of balls and cock then?

>>81883375
>ashlynn brooke
he posted it again, lad's obsessed with her

>>81883395
This more your speed? Nice big cock to suck on. Oh aye. x

>>81883414
Needs to get a refund on those tits

>>81883423
Why? They look nice compared to most tranny bolt ons. I'd give them a suck while I fucked her arse.

>>81883414
That's a truer image of what Eva looks like lad

>>81883386
I think you're pulling my leg lad

>>81883109
His plan is to continue with his 100 pc WFH shit 20k job

Apparently Mastercard and Visa are threatening steam to remove coomer games and VNs and games that have violence against women.

>>81883482
Only ones with loli content

>>81883488
Cunts. Wish they would stop censoring Japanese games. Not even into loli but most animes and mangas have some sort of loli in it.
What games specifically do you know? Wondering why this is suddenly an issue.

>>81883482
Excellent. Degenerate games should be destroyed.

>>81883394
What happened to the old one my lad?

I buy all my porn VNs on JAST and Manga Gamer. What idiot buys them on Steam? Steam is only good for non porn VNs.

Am addicted to cleaning my room lately.everything feel much better when its nice n clean. Plus last night i found my fav fidget spinner which was on the shelf that I thought id lost so am amusing myself in bed wiv that byt shortly I will get up but since the sky is nice n grey its cozy to jst mong about. I fink I will meowbably go 4 a short walk nd then when i grt back ill stick on scented candle n play fall guys on my ps4. Its a chill saturday

>>81883482
That's why gta6 keeps getting put back, trying to make it so you can only punch/kick/hit/shoot/stab/run over/crash into white males.

>>81883547

Smashed it to pieces on Thursday night during a drunken weltdown.

Good thing I have Maggot Baits and Euphoria on an external harddrive. Love me degenerate VNs, me. God bless the Wapanese.

i dont understand why HHL wont get into opiates. no more meltdowns, just comfy vibes.

spent most the day watching trek tng season 4 and grinding Warcraft yeah mumberg got those steaks for din dins x

>>81883726
It actually fucking destroys me knowing that Angela exists. She's perfect. She's friendly, cute, bubbly, insanely hot with her perfect hourglass figure, is an insatiable succubus that can fuck like most people can only dream of... and she'll never be mine. She'll literally never be mine. It's so fucking over, it genuinely makes me contemplate suicide.

>>81883591
I have to do a deep clean per day or im not happy, draws have got to be tidy, fridge clean, bathroom fully cleaned and wiped down, bog bleached, glass cleaned, floors mopped and vacuumed, everything dusted, no crap out, bed fully made properly. Exhausting ngl.

>>81883601
What coffee table we getting?
Mines made of sycamore.

>>81883741
If it helps at all I bet she's a right rude tart when the camera's aren't on. Bet she farts in bed as well.

>>81883377
>I think the main thing that would annoy me about the shop I might apply to is their music. They play dog shit music all the time.
aldi don't play music and they pay quite well compared to most other supermarkets

>>81883789
>Bet she farts in bed as well.
Don't be daft, lad. Women don't fart.

>>81883779

Dunno lid it's just a random one off Facebook Market. Will do for now.

>>81883726
Corr imagine what her sphincter feels like

>>81883789
>Bet she farts in bed as well.
This is just a bonus

steak steak one wall two wall three wall four wall

Me n shppy will be attending mass together in the morning Lord be wiv you + wiv your spirit x

>>81883789
For every beautiful woman in the world there's a man who's fed up with her shit.

>>81883887
have you tried being less grim?

>>81883879
have you ever actually been in bed with a farting woman? its not very nice, ex would points her arse out of the bed and let rip absolute bombshells

>>81883903
takes one to know one de loddddd x

>>81883377
When am in shops I fink that the ppl who work on the shop floor kinda gives me anxiety to imagine your whole working day ur surrounded by the public which in a shop is like,,junkies,shoplifters with aids needles, normies filming u on their tiktoks it gives me a headache thinking on it but working In the back.would be fine

>>81883922
at least im not a serial gooner

>>81883903
Good post

>>81883922
You posted a picture of an arsehole you fucking grim cunt

>>81883838
Woke up one morning from a drunken stupor to my guitar being broken in half. No memory of what happened. Proper sucked. Drinking to blackout is no good

ed stafford living with gypos for 60 days, cor docuslop to go on whilst I wait for my hair to dry

>>81883896
Will God forgive Shippy for being a nonce?

Afternoon lads, just got here and sorry to say my post-400 anxiety is going right off the bat. Please make a new thread for me.

>>81884003
sorry mate, new UK law and legislation states that were not allowed to, we'll be arrested if we make one before 500 posts, sommet to do with energy usage required to make a new thread and the climate crisis, weve got to tighten our belts and not make one before 500.

>>81884003
>Afternoon lads, just got here and sorry to say my post-400 anxiety is going right off the bat.
Get a grip.
>Please make a new thread for me.
No.

>>81883981
The nuances depend on your exact preference of theology, but the general answer is yes.

>>81884003
Make it yourself you lazy cunt

>>81883981
All pedos go straight to hell for all eternity.

>>81883981
there's no age of consent in the ten commandments

Ian Watkins and Gary glitter making music together in the afterlife

>>81884003
good to see you again lad, sorry you came at a point that triggered your anxiety
here you go de la x

>>81884027


>>81884027


>>81884027

Plans qve been updated
Me n my mammy going out for t
All bar 1
Och am rly tired today desu. Am in a sty in bed mood
But if shell be happy then its ok
I go n shower

Fish n chippy on the agenda tonight

Me? Staying here. I'll post here until we have 500 posts.

>>81883838
Careful it doesn't have bed bugs me lid.

First beer of the day, shan't go full HHL mode today. Have to get up early tomorrow.

>>81884206
Thought no one else was here lad, i'll join in

>>81884220
It not rite. The lord taught us to rest on Sundays.

Sometimes I wish I lived in a Tokyo micro-apartment tbqhwy

>>81884262
Don't have to get up for work, de lad

As promised de lads

>>81884275
Never been to wapan me, flights that are longer than 3 hours are a big no-no for me

>>81884295
Fuck it that's good enough for me.

>>81884206
I like when fred is 500 too
Byt am gtg out in a bit
I feel dizzy x

>>81884309
Get some sugar down ya Crossy. Bit of fresh air will do you good as well.

>>81884314
Garn play a bit of Civ 6 in a min

>>81884292
That's alright then lad. I can always get myself out of bed before dawn if it's to doss about but when it's work I just can't do it.

Aye a bit of sugar is good if your dizzy.
Or order a big glass of full fat coke / Fanta

>>81884314
>>81884352
Oh aye coca colas on tap x

Am usually a coke zero guy but had a full fat coke today and was reminded just how good it was.
Wish orange lucozade never reduced their sugar content

>>81884309
>I feel dizzy
Why

Vimto squashy on tap
>>81884382
Dont know x

>>81884379
>Wish orange lucozade never reduced their sugar content
They need fucking hanging for that, was my all time favourite drink, and that purple one they sometimes did

Just ordered some sushi if thats alright with you my lads

>>81884465
Pink lemonade lucozade my favvy
Nd apple lucozade x

Sushi was very delish, getting pissed now

Mmy
Fetch the lanyard

Showered nd moisturised nd a wee bit less dizzy

Mmy
Where is my phone charger x

Got another 40 odd posts left in here lads. I wish that 400 lad would fuck off and die.

Mmy
I dizzy x
I hangry xx

Mmy
I sad
I hav headache
Save me mmy x

Time2 go
Away out for T
Cya laters

Looks like we won't reach 500 posts

>>81884968
Curse we will de lad. It's a must.

Longing for the days of Closerlad

>>81884968
I reckon most of the proper good /britfeel/ lads are only here on weekdays, might be the WFH crowd.

Not rite what that 400 lad took from us

going bed now, thread will die, it over x

>>81885547
Not on my Rolex

So close, yet so farington

Every man over thirty identifies his youth with the worst fault he thinks he has discovered in himself.

>>81886655
Should've bought those bloody shoes

Men are so made that they can resist a sound argument, and yet yield to a glance.

First for Ruth's tight vag!!1

>>81886728
Second for ssm's ps5 loooool

Little old lonely me

>>81884595
will take u aphex twin concert one day x

Ruth's vagina tastes like strawberries

To shag or not to shag, that is.. not a question I'll never sex a woman.